The Bobby Bones Show - SORE LOSERS: Ray+Alcohol+Swingers= A Weekend in Charleston

Episode Date: May 10, 2026

In this episode Ray and BAE head to Charleston for a little 3 day vacations and we here all the stories from the trip. How many reality stars did Ray end up hanging out with? Did Ray and Bae stick to their rule of not wasting any alcohol? Also Lunchbox drops in some more stories from Austin including the drunk lady on the plane and Ray was almost not let on the plane thanks to all the expresso martinis he was drinking. The Spurs lost the Timberwolves in the NBA Playoffs so there is no need to talk about it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcast. Welcome in, guys. Welcome to Charleston, South Carolina. Oh, the low country you see, eh? Over there is where our quarters are. Those are the plantation, eh? They talk like that? That sounds like Ed Orjoran.

No, they're all fancy there. Oh, welcome to Southern Charles. Man, they dress weird there for sure, though. I got to give you that. They dress up nice, right? I mean, you wouldn't fit in me, their hoodies, hats. Even just a night out. So women can wear, they can get away with wearing big flowers on a dress looks ridiculous.

There it's normal. So think of something that a 55-year-old woman wears somewhere. They're 30-year-old wears it. Huh. Is it a lot of khaki pants for the dudes? Yep. and polos. Lovers?

Yep. So they all look like frat dattdies. They do. But then the girls don't necessarily go high skirts. Not that I was looking. They're more of the florals and like linens. Huh. Like the women we were walking behind for like five blocks because they were walking so slow and it's cobblestone.

They were wearing big flowery dresses. It was a Thursday night, mind you. And a sweater throw over their shoulders. you're talking about okay I mean we're just rocking jeans and you know just like a nice shirt so they know you're not from there it's it's obvious and I got the Detroit hat on you know I mean do a lot of people wear hats or is it more just uh show showing the hair off I don't think hats aren't allowed so I just show the hair off wow yeah they they they they in in places you can't wear basketball shoes you can't wear hats you can't wear shorts can't wear jerseys

you can't wear like tennis shoes can't wear dude rags. You can't wear basketball shoes. Shoes you actually play basketball in. So I couldn't wear Jordans? No. You can wear. They're like dressy, cool. Mm-mm. I mean, I don't have any, but I know people wear them with outfits like as a nice, cool

shoe. Yeah, not that. No sunglasses indoors. They're just trying to keep out, I don't know. I do, I don't think I saw a cop in four days. They're just trying to keep out people getting mad at each other and maybe somebody's offended by a hat or something. Oh, yeah. Those shoes, man. You wearing those shoes? Why are you wearing those shoes?

Those shoes are ugly. Let's go outside. Oh, I totally get why they keep them out. Like, oh, is that timber wolves? No, it's Spurs, man. Well, it should be Timberwolves, man. Unnecessary. Unnecessary shot taken.

I mean, we're talking about Charleston. We're not talking about how I stayed up to 1130 on Monday night because I was so excited to watch the Spurs for us to only lose by two Champany. And I still don't believe his name is Champany. It's got to be champagne. Well, it's Champagne Vassel, Castle, and Wemby. Yeah, but I mean. mean, unbelievable. He has a three to win in at the buzzer. We missed. I love the no timeout call,

but let's go back to Charles. We don't want to talk about the Spurs losing. That'll bore everybody to death. I want to talk about you said no short skirts. Well, when we were at the golf course on Sunday, we were making the turn at number nine. There was a girl and my brother goes, batter's box goes, whoa. I said, what? And he goes, and that skirt a little short and I said, oh, man, I didn't notice. So he was looking, I wasn't. But yeah, it was a short skirt. Tall, tall, good looking girl. Nice, long legs, very toned. Batter, box, when was the last time he got let out of the cage?

Come on, dude. It looked like it was the first time he's been out of the cage in months. Now they're above the kneecaps. Let's be real. Yeah. I mean, when he was, you know, when he was in his day day, they wore him down mid-shin. That's what he kind of likes. But we almost missed the flight.

We almost missed everything. Whoa. Yeah, so I already said about the Uber driver rates can listen to the last podcast. I don't give a rip. But Beezer hits me up. And she says, hey, our flights canceled. It's like going, we're not going to fly in tonight. It may land at midnight or we may be spirit. And my name's Bennett, mine in it. My name's canceled. I'm Lancel. Wow. So she goes, hey, let's move our flight up.

We take a midday red eye and we leave at two in the afternoon. I'm not showered, shaving, throwing clothes in a suitcase, and we go to the airport. And she looked it up. She randomly, I got no notification. She looked it up our flight and it said, pretty much canceled. sorry weather from another city it's coming from oh that would have sucked dude dude she had randomly thought why not just pull up the app and do some reason she always does the research she'll see where the flight comes from smart i never do that i don't even know how to look up where the flight comes from really don't either maybe one day i'll learn you know when you're married she knows stuff she knows uber i've never used the app she knows uber eats i wouldn't even know how to order uber eats she knows logging into some of our financial stuff i wouldn't even

know how to log into our savings. Yeah, it's like my wife when we were going to Puerto Rico and she was like, listen, we had like a 6 a.m. flight and she was like, we need to get there so early because business travelers, that's when they travel and it is going to be jam packed at the airport. Oh, 559. I'll hear you. You are so ridiculous. I'm not getting the airport two hours early. It is not going to be that busy. Like she was like, I travel for business. I am telling you 6 a.m. is the most popular flight for business travelers. It's going to be jam-packed. Did I listen to her?

Hell no, I didn't listen to her. We got it my way. I'm a bid and make a bid in the deal trying to get money. And we show up at the airport at like 5 o'clock and, oh my God. The TSA line was out the door. And I was like, oh, my gosh. What, they got a freaking business district in Puerto Rico? And I was like, well, no, they're going to wherever they're going.

But to get through security, you got to get to the plane. And I felt so dumb. I was like, we're going to miss flight. I had to talk people in the line. Hey, you mind if we cut? You mind if we cut? Ola, amigo. No, no, we weren't in Puerto Rico.

We were in America. They're part of a territory, okay? They speak English. I had to cut my way to the front of the line and then our plane was delayed, but, man, it was cutting it close. If it wasn't delayed, we might have missed it. And I looked at her and I said, I am sorry. I should listen to you when it comes to flying. My apologies.

That is the worst when you miss a plane, been there before. and it's when you're too cocky and you don't leave it enough time. Yeah. And you got to call the parents and be like, oh, they canceled my flight. That was back in the day before you could look it up. Yeah. If I was coming home for college, miss a flight. Crazy.

It's delayed four hours. Slash, I slept in. Had no idea. I was going to need to get to the airport three hours early. All right. Now let's go. Yeah. So you get on the point.

No, we're not leaving the airport this whole little, this out whole episode. Whoa. I'm kidding. Just this segment. Okay. But we're at the airport. And so we're drinking. Yeah.

I take a roadie. We roll up into. Where are you drinking at? Like what restaurant? Are you eating your vino, whino thing? We'll tell you. But I took a roadie. So we're heading to the airport.

Bayer's driving. And get out at VIP. It's like $5 more. Don't even start with me. And there's people rolling in. It's a Thursday in Nashville. I got the can in the car, throw it in the trash. And they're like, whoa, I want to be part of their group.

And so then the bags, Bayer's back, a trunk of her vehicle doesn't work. So we're in VIP. and the bags are in the back seat. And I'm jerking them out because Bayser had to bring an extra large for three days. And I mean, so we looked like we're wealthy at first. And then I'm jerking the bags out real quick. We look like country bumpkins. Oh, you want me to get down to your trunk for you?

No, sorry. They're in the back seat. The trunk doesn't open. Sorry about that, sir. Okay. The guy literally looked at me like I was an idiot. He's like, what? Your bags aren't in the trunk?

You have a trunk, though? And I'm like, oh, it's easier back here. Ripping him out the bag. seat. I'm already half lit. And so then we get into the airport. Don't go there in a month because they're closing the whole entrance to redo the escalators because it's so backed up and backlogged. Really? Yeah. So in June, don't even go to the airport. Well, they need to have, I'm going to tell you what they need to do at the airport. They have it all screwed up. They only have one escalator system and it's right in the middle. So you have to walk all the way down or over

to get back to the escalator. Then if you ride a shuttle to one of the parking lots, they only have one pickup and one drop-off location. So if you're on Carousel 1 when you get your bags, you've got to walk back to Carousel 8 to get on the shuttle. They should have shuttle stops more than one. It's unbelievably inefficient. Then curbside check-in. So I did curbside check-in because I didn't want to lug the golf clubs all the way across the airport, right? Well, it's $35 or whatever or $45 for your first bag. Well, if you do curbside check-in, it's $48. Why is it $3 more to check it in at the curb?

Wait, that's $13 more. Are you enumerate? No, no, I said, I don't remember it was $35 or $45. Because $13 is actually significant. No, 13 is a lot. But I'm saying it's either $35 or 45, and then they charge you 38 or 48 because it's curbside check-in. He goes, hey, man, it's $3 more.

Do it out here? I was like, what? he goes, do you still want to do it? It's $3 more. And listen, I'm a penny pincher, but I'm already there. I'm already committed. And so I'm not going to go wait in another line for three more dollars. My time I need to get through security. But I just don't even understand why they upcharge you $3 to check it at the curb. Pretty frustrating. Yeah, that'll curb your appetite. Hey, yo. But anyway, so you're drinking appetite. So we're parked at VIP and we are heading in. Go for it. And we're, we're, We're already feeling great. And we get, it was quick, I believe. I don't think there was a wait at notes. Yeah, so it was kind of rushed. But once we got there, we realized we had two and a half hours.

Of course you did. Of course you did. Why would I be surprised that you have two and a half hours before your flight? And I don't know if it was Nashville or Charleston, but I'm pretty sure that we didn't have bins and people are just throwing their shit on the belt. I had my wallet. And I go, can I get something to? put it in so it doesn't get caught in between the spitties.

Beazer's got a coach. He's just throwing on the rack. I mean, the suit or the backpack, which she had makes sense. That can go on a roller, but my phone. Hi there. Can I get a bucket for my. People are putting their phones on the rollers. They've lost their damn minds. There was little buckets, but there was only enough trays for like five people. And I'm like, so you tell me like my chapstick isn't going to roll out, you know, like my aren't going to just fall into the belts.

Like, where's my bin? Yeah, that's a great question. I don't know why. And they make you put everything in the bin. Like, why do I need to put my backpack in a bin? My backpack rolls just fine on the conveyor belt, but I have to put it in a bin. Make it make sense to me.

I can't. Make it make sense to me that people don't know what they're doing with their job because originally on my flight to Austin, I was on a non-direct flight because I didn't know what time we were going to get done with work and I didn't want to miss the flight. And then I find out we're getting done early. I call. And they're like, oh, sorry, we can't change you because it was made by a travel agency.

And so until the day of, we cannot change you. You can do day of change. I'm all right. So I call at midnight. I stayed up until midnight. So I could be the first one. I call. Like, oh, yeah.

Okay. Let me see. Yeah, travel agent. I'm not seeing how we can change your flight. You'll just have to get on standby. We'll put you on standby. Okay, cool, cool. So then we get done with work and I'm driving to the airport.

I told you we weren't leaving the airport this segment. And I call. You're now in a random airport. What airport are you in? This is going to the Nashville airport. I thought this is Puerto Rico again. No. Hey, essay!

Hey, hold on. No. And I say, I call the airline again and the lady's like, why did you put yourself on standby? Why didn't you just change your flight? I said, the lady said I couldn't change my flight. Oh, honey, let me take care of that for you. Okay, you are now on the earlier flight and you have a window seat. Have a great day.

It's like, how is it so like I call it one time and the person's like, oh no, can't change you. Don't know how to do it. Got to put you on standby. Call five hours later. Hey, no problem. Got you on the flight. Flight switched. Thanks a lot.

Back to your story. Pro tip, Bayzer said call. And that's how she was able to. Always call. That's how she was able to switch the flight so easily. No upcharge. It was free. I have a same line. And so we get there and head to the castle.

Did you know that the Nashville airport has the NSC bar? Yeah, it's on the left-hand side when you're going through D-Gates. So we went to the fucking castle. That's what I'm talking about. And, dude, we started looking at the menu. Okay. And we looked at it some more. They didn't come up to us for 25 minutes.

So I went up to the bar and got the food and the drinks. So the castle, there's some issue with the moat that they were not able to get to us or something like that. So I go, hi there, I'll get a, I got a claw, and she got a mimosa. And then I go, I need the grilled cheese. I'm dying. And the lady's like, oh, did your server not caught you? No, no, no, we've only been here like, I don't know, 25 minutes. Nope, so I haven't seen anybody.

But don't worry, we still got two hours of our flight. We're here in plenty of time. Luckily, we are good on that. And there's dudes in front of us. They're doing a business meeting. Just pounding the drinks on a Thursday. I love it. What architecture company do y'all work for?

Because those plans are going to be a little bit blurry. Like, I don't know about the measure. on that one. Maybe a little off balance on that building. Maybe lean into the right, you know what I mean? Is that skyscraper in Nashville? Because I'm avoiding that road. But we're just, dude, watching highlights.

They got big TVs in there. And it literally is a castle. Yeah. And there's like a Mexican food truck right across the way. Yeah, it's not good. Oh, didn't do it. I did it one time. And so I said to Bezor, I go, hey, there's your little wine bar or whatever over there.

I said, let's do it for you. Let's do it for you. We're done here. we got 30 minutes left. I'm getting to the good part, guys. I'm just setting the table right now. And so we go to the wine bar and get the two espressoes. And the lady goes, oh, you're going to love these.

You're going to love these espressoes. Here you go. What I'll do is I'll make them all together and just pour them in two cups for y'all. To go or here? And we're like, oh, to go. And then we'll just roll up to the game with them. And she's like, absolutely. Makes them.

Worst espresso we've ever had in our life. Espresso Martini. Yeah. She put half of a bottle of, I don't even know. Tito's in it. Baser couldn't even drink hers. Whoa. So I finished mine back in, let's say, 20 minutes.

Bazer's still got almost a full cup. She's like, I can't drink this. It tastes terrible. What are we going to do with this? And we were still in the phase of let's not waste alcohol. Of course. That changed in three days. But I go, well, let me just drink yours.

And she goes, no, no, you won't be good to fly. Oh, that would be bad. You will not be good to fly. She's like, if you're any wobbly, they'll take you right off the flight. I'm telling you. Well, I was trumped by the guy over here. this guy is absolutely housed. Oh.

And he just met a chick. So they met at the bar and they walk up to the gate and we're all going to Charleston together. Love it. The girl looks like, I wish I, uh, she looks like, um, Eddie's wife. Great description, man. It's not going to help people at home. No, it's really not. And I don't know who that guy is, but I'm sure he has a fine wife.

And she just met this guy. And the guy looks like, do you know the guy that murdered the girl? girl in the van when they went across the country. Yeah. He looks identical to that guy. Gabby Petito. Yeah. He looks like the Gabby Petito guy. Is his name Brian something? Don't remember his name. Only remember hers.

Rest in peace. Yeah. That guy, he's dead too. He can be eating my alligators. And so he's in line. Brian Laundry. Yes. He's in line with the lady that looks like the wife. Okay. And the people at the baggage claim go, hey, we need 12 people that hand over their bags. 12 people or we're going to just start coming and taking bags.

He is yelling this loud. I got to step away so this is you getting a tag. You're not taking my bag. Oh. And it was funny half of a time. He did it three or four times. I said you're not taking my bag. Oh. And I was like,

Bazer, we don't got to worry about me being too drunk. I think he just took all the attention. And so we've already passed the point of not being fun anymore. Nope. You're not taking my bag. We are going to need to take people's bag. I said you're not taking it. I don't know how this guy made it on the plane, but the lady and him separated. They had met each other and it broke up real quick. At first she was laughing,

but then it was, it got to the point where people are like, uh, it's security. Is somebody going to get this guy off the flight? He made it on. Good. Not taking my bag. It was. I'm like, Beezer, is that what I look like when I'm drunk? But obviously, I'm starting to feel it a little bit. I'm like, they're like, we will be taking your bags. I'm like, you're not going. I can't yell.

We will not go. We're not leaving. You're not taking it. We're not leaving. I think he did hit him with one of those. You're not taking it. He hit him with one of those. And I'm like kind of laugh at a little bit.

But luckily, took the attention off me. So I was fine. I put down half a bottle of Tito's in that espresso. I was good to board. Good. He asked for my pass. I pull up my ID. I reaching the other pocket,

hand in my cell phone. He's like, I don't need to look at your Instagram. Where's your ticket? It's good start. But we get on. Windows or Iowa? What do we sit?

Bayser always screws me. So I was in the middle. She's in the window. That's brutal. Yeah. So we're flying. We're gone. Off to Charleston?

Off to Charleston. I'm in bed. I woke up. The flight's 20 minutes. I woke up 20 minutes. minutes later. And you touched down. Everything's beautiful. Couldn't tell you anything that happened on the plane. Baser took an Instagram. I can put it on ours that she did. But other than that, don't remember the flight. Out like a light. Slept the whole time. Love it. Love it. And how's the

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Listen to learning to be human or IHard Radio, Apple Podcasts, or whatever you get your podcast. Welcome back. So, we're in Charleston. Welcome to Charleston. It is beautiful. Sun, going down. Yep. We're picking back up right where we left off, which was what?

and the Uber and the sunset. You get out and they hand you a lay and they say, welcome to Charleston. Not a lot of, not a lot of traffic on the road. We got right to our Airbnb downtown. So it was quick. Love it.

And I believe the Bachelorette parties were still waiting. They had all their stuff on. They had flowers. I mean, it was basically they were wearing daffodils. I mean, it was ridiculous because I don't think they really have a, where do I put my arms in Nashville, cowboy hats, boots. In Charleston, I don't know if they really know how to do.

Yeah, there's not a theme. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So do we really dress up? Is it satire? Are we going to overdo it? Who knows, but that's not what I'm talking about. So back to the Airbnb, we're getting there now. Yeah, we're there.

And this is one that's not going to flood. So we're not worried about sandbags like last time. We looked, it's above ground. You got to check that when you're near sea level. New Orleans apparently is going to flood the next hundred years. Wow. That's nerve-wracking. Could also be there as well.

Oh. And we stopped at Walgreens. That's where we got the 24 pack of beer. We're getting wine. We're getting energy drinks. Maybe some chips. We got a frozen pizza that we'll never make. Stuff like that.

Okay. But we're at the Airbnb and we said, hey, we want to go to this restaurant. 167 raw. 6-7. That, but it was before that was popular. Okay. But then I realized I had that grilled cheese at the airport. I'm not even really that hungry for that.

Let's just walk around. Okay. So we're bouncing around. So you're going to go to the. this nice restaurant with oysters and whatever, because I'm assuming 167 raw means seafood, and you are going to pass it up because you had a grilled cheese. And just let me get it straight. Yeah.

Got it. Go ahead. I guess there's really no payoff for 167 raw, but we talked about it the entire weekend, and we never went once. I just heard people from Laguna Beach talk about it, so I wanted to do it. So you'd never been there? Never went and still haven't been. Great.

So Ray's review of 167. Raw is they talked about it on Laguna Beach. It looked awesome, but the grilled cheese at the airport, so much better. And we go, we see this place called El Hefe. Oh, Mexican spot. Why not when we're coastal? Why not go Mexican? I love that idea. You can take the boy out of Mexico. You can't take the Mexico out of the boy. That's right. And we get in there and we get chips and casidia. Beezer never seen her order this. She gets a ranch water, which is like milk and tequila. Whoa. Yeah, and it was a fountain drink of it. Dude, there was a guy at one of the parties. It was a party on a Friday night.

And there was people just walking around with margaritas and it looked like Topochiko's on a server tray. Yeah. And the guy goes, oh man, yes, I love Tobichiko. Grabbs one. Oh, what the hell is this? Oh, my God. It's a ranch water. I haven't had a drink. 10 years. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, that's not funny. No, it's not funny. He lost his sobriety. He's like, no. Oh, my. Get this away from me. He hadn't had a drink in 10 years. See, he spit it all out, though. He's good. I think we're going to say he's good. Yeah. I don't know. I didn't, I didn't keep up with him the rest of the night. I felt awkward being in the circle when he was like, he took a drink and he's like, oh, man. What?

because it does look like a water. Yeah. It does look like a Topochico because it's just they should say something because it had a napkin wrapped around the bottom so you couldn't see the label. And he just saw it and thought, oh man, one of those sparkling waters

or whatever you call fizzy waters. And he took a big old swig. Oh, man. Oh, what the? What, man? That's, oh, that's terrible. Man, I haven't had a drink in 10 years. and he goes and grabs a water. Dying a thirst, poor guy.

Oh, get the man of Desani and Aquafina. Get him something. I mean, it was like, I don't know. Bayser had the same reaction. It was terrible. She drank maybe a drink of this $25 drink and that was it. Yeah. But we don't do a thing like we're in college where you have to drink what you order.

No, no, you do because you just did it at the airport. Just 20 minutes ago when you were at the airport. you said we were still in the phase of can't waste alcohol no it's already changed though but it's now changed once we get to charleston it's a whole dude bogg name and so i was still kind of holding out for 167 raw i was like you know what maybe we're going to go there a little bit later foreshadowing you guys know we already don't go there so i didn't eat i ate no chips or anything so i haven't eaten yeah i because i was say i wanted to be starving for my lobster roll so you went to the mexican restaurant because you're like, oh man, when you're going coastal, you met the Mexican drinks.

Correct. And so obviously, what are you going to order there? I got a claw. I said claw me a claw. It had a huge TV. We're watching. I believe that was the night the Knicks were up 90 points. Yeah, that would have been 90 points up Nix. But here's the question. You went to the Mexican restaurant because when you're on the coast, why not go coastal? And you went true Mexican and you got a white claw? Yeah. I'm not a tequila guy. What the, that's what I'm telling. These are, so there's So it didn't matter what restaurant you went to. You were going to get a claw. Mistakes were made.

Like you built it up like you were going to this Mexican restaurant for a Mexican martini, a margarita, something, a casadilla. And no, you went because they have white claw. Huh. Straight from Mexico. Bartender, good guy. He said he's a football coach and a bartender. Work seven days a week.

And as we're taking a four-day weekend. I'm out. I'm out. Yeah. I felt kind of guilty. Oh, yeah, we're working too. We're here on business. I told him we'd be back.

Never were. So then we hit the streets. He's been waiting for. He's like, man, where are those cool people that we met? So we still had a little bit of time. She had been talking to who, what's the guy? I'm going to name guys from these shows. You're not going to know them?

Nope, I'm not because I don't watch Southern Charm, but I want to hear them. So Jesse Solomon, he's a singer guy. He had a show. We were never going to make it just with the flight. But afterwards, she was talking to Joe Bradley. Oh. And he's from Southern. hospitality and he goes yeah after there's a secret set mattie reese his girlfriend also on the show

is going to be playing this DJ set at audio live and so we knew we were never going to make the concert so we walk past audio live to go get some drinks at a place called uptown it's pretty popular yeah uptown fun gonna give it to you i don't know why it's called uptown it's not really uptown it's just the name of it but there's nothing but 20 year olds in there um girls are wearing nothing guys i mean they all look like they just did a elephant walk Sounds like you need to go to Uptown, man No, no, no, we did one drink and bailed Okay

And after that, we then walk past again Audio Live and it had been like 20, 30 minutes and the line is out the door And we were checking it and we're like, oh, that must mean the pop-up show is going to start. It's ending. People were coming out. I mean, so you thought there were 20-somethings in Uptown? Wait till this show at Audio Live for Jesse Solomon. I was flooded by 18-year-olds.

Okay. I'm like a 40-year-old guy with a cane on the street. Boom! stomach shirt, boom, boob's hanging out. Boom, spray, tan, boom, spray tan, boom, get out of my way. Oh, boom, I'm divorcing, or no, I don't want to date you anymore. Hey, get back here. I love you.

No, you're mean to me and my girlfriends. Where's my vape? Hey, I come back to the frat house. It was nuts. There was a flood of sororities and frats. Dude, the fights out at bars or whatever, like walking after the I Heart Country Festival that Saturday walking by a couple and she's a little bit

in front of him. That's the rudest thing you've ever done to me. That is the rudest thing you've ever done to me. And he's like, okay, okay. I mean, wow, I love it. I mean, I don't know how you get in a fight at a concert. Like a concert is supposed to be a fun time with your significant other, whatever. But to get in a fight at a concert, you have to be drinking a lot. That's the most

disrespectful thing you've ever done to me. The rudest thing, And he was just like, okay, he had his hands in his pocket. He was kind of walking meekly, like with his head down. And she's storming, got the, almost looked like I had tears in her eyes. And it was rough. But go ahead, continue. You're reminding me of little things that I totally forgot about. Rock and roll, dude.

I don't give a crap. And also, a good little joke is if a couple gets in a fight and it's not a concert, but if it's a boxing or UFC event, then you can always just say, oh, I didn't know you guys were the main card. A great one you can use truckers. I know you guys don't got a lot to go. go with but you're welcome the the audio live place the line so I go up to the bouncer as I'm about to tap him and say hey Jesse Solomon get it his show just ended we know Joe Bradley he's been

DM in with my wife and Joe Bradley knows Maddie Reese he's dating her we want to go see her secret set nobody knows about it but we do so you can just like get me through the line as I'm going to touch his arm Bayzer gets gun shy and goes oh my gosh no I don't want to even go to the DJ set anymore I don't know I'm embarrassed I don't know let's just go What? We would have had VIP. I would have been on the stacks of wax. What are we embarrassed about?

I guess she just had like... She was nervous about meeting Joe Bradley in person? She has never met him in person. Oh, man. And she's worried that she's been DMing with him, but is he going to live up to the hype? And so being the understanding husband that I am, I just said, okay, let's go. And so we were off and back to bed.

That was it. What? It was an early night. So you had... to the party of the century at up at a live with Joe Bradley and Jesse Solomon. And you do you you opted for bed because your wife was embarrassed. Access to everything ability to go to nothing. Dude, that's like when I was in Vegas with my wife one time.

And we had tickets. She was working. And so we had tickets to maybe the black crows. I don't even know who they are. And she got really drunk. the blackjack table was like I got to go to bed and I was like the hell you are the hell you are come on we got to go you're not that drunk she's like I can't go I can't go and I'm like well I'm going by myself why did I care don't even know who the band is it's just the point of it it was on the

agenda it was on the agenda man we had tickets and I was like I'm going I'm going and I'm going and I tried to go by myself and I almost got arrested because the tickets at will call were under her name. I had her ID. They questioned me about, oh, did you mug her in the parking lot and steal her ID? And I'm like, how would I know she had tickets to the Black Crows? Like, if I mugged her in the parking lot, how would I know she was coming here? I'm going to be the father of her children in 10 years. And so then I just tried to walk right in without tickets and they busted me. That's one of my favorite stories. Yeah. You trying to get into a Black Crow show. Yeah, but go ahead. So you go to bed. Yeah, we went to bed. Good night. Yeah. Next day, we're up and we go to.

What time you up on a Saturday? Friday. I was up at 7 a.m. Okay. I had to check in. I had to do some stuff with the old big show. And we'll go. Wait. Let's take a break. We'll be right back. All right. Happy Pride Month, Toronto.

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No, no. We have the exact same restaurant here. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. But it's cool. No, no, no. It is. No, no, no.

You went to a different city to just go to the same restaurants you have here. Do you see the problem with that? Whatever. Okay. You do you. Why do I care? But it's like you have a Ruth Chris steakhouse and then you can. go to another town. Oh, let's go to Ruth Chris. What? You have that in your own town. Why not try

something else? Go ahead. And we get a flight of mimosas. I didn't know it, mate, you're about to drink four mimosas. Obviously, we each both left some. Here we go. We're wasting alcohol this whole trip. I think the theme of the trip is not doing anything and wasting alcohol. Go ahead. I don't want four mimosas before noon because Beezer got us some 10 a.m. brunch, which was good. We didn't have to wait in line. Yeah, that's nice. It's always good to have a plan. Hostess interesting never looked at us the waitress fumbled on her words left and right she'd be like Oh here you go here's your mustard I'm sorry I mean catch up um here you go your fights are almost Flights are almost here are you guys having a good gay I mean day she was all over the place with her words i was like did you go out to el hafe last night because

girl was drinking last night I mean she was had the uh riddled with anxiety in her in her arms when she was handing us stuff. I think she had the, uh, she had the VIP access with Jesse Solomon and Jack Bradley the night before and she was probably on the wax of stacks. You would have met her VIP if you would have stayed at the party. That's like our waitress at Waterloo on Sunday with the whole family. Uh, she was all over the place. We ordered two orders of chips and dip. One for the adults. One for the kids. We ordered fried pickles. And she brings out a bucket of fried mushrooms. Different. Uh, we didn't. order that and then someone

dropped the chips and dip off, but only one serving of it. Then my mom ordered a Diet, uh, a Coke and she brought her a diet Coke, uh, batter's box and wanted unsweet tea, got sweet tea. I mean, she was all over the place. My dad tried to order

a sandwich and they have a little automatic thing, like a computer hand, in their hand, like an iPad. She goes, I can't find that anywhere on the menu. I'm going to go ask my colleague. and so just hit search she was all over the place thank you for reminding me back to charleston the the brunch was fine then we're going to just hit the streets which it's great for that cobblestone so many shops and restaurants you'll never go to all of them in your entire lifetime really yeah that's it's that's what i kind of forgot about and so i was taking pictures next to the funny ones like

she would walk past a Gucci store and i'd take a picture she'd walk past dulcine gabana and take a picture you know. Yeah, the nice ones. Yeah, yeah. I got a question. Call me stupid. Is Charleston, do they have a beach? Yeah, they do, but you got to go to this Sullivan's Island place.

Got it. So where we were at in what it's called? The mainland? The mainland? There's no beach there. You can kind of like go on the edge and see it, but there's no beach. Kind of like Key West. Got it.

So we're just doing the shopping thing. We go to Uncommon James, which is Kristen Cavalari's place. So wait, you've been to 12th Union and a church. which is here. Yes. Uncommon James. Which is here. Which is here.

So you basically went there to do Nashville things. And then we went to the Apple store because I needed a charger. Oh my gosh. And then, yeah, but here's the deal. Here's the funny part. We go past this one place. It's called Sowing Down South. It's from the show Southern Charm.

Love it. The celebrity dude, Craig Conover, is in there. And he literally follows me on Instagram. He DMs with Bayer. He's been on Amy's podcast from the big show. Okay. And so he's doing a pillow show. where he just signs people's pillows.

I don't know what he does. He's like a designer, and there's a line. 50 women in there, and the door's wide open. So I'm like, well, this dude freaking follows me on Instagram. Let's go. This is awesome. We've never met him. Love the show.

The door's slightly open. I go to push the door open. Remember, I'm like, two flights deep on a mimosis. Correct. Push it open pretty forcibly. And this lady pushes it back and goes, well, I'm sorry. We are at capacity. You're not coming in.

we are closed. Oh, I'm sorry. The door was open. I mean, Craig is literally smiling at us waving. And she goes, we are at capacity. We are just about to be closed.

No more people can come in. I'm sorry. Sorry, the door was open. It's not like I broke in. Okay, bye. So we missed another interaction with somebody of reality star. Wait. You didn't go,

Hey, Craig. What's up, dude? Can you get me in? You didn't like wave? Hey, Craig, come over here real quick. He's waving behind the glass. Then we scurried off. Maybe Beezer, a gun shy again. Oh, my. You guys have really fumbled the bag this whole weekend. So far, we've had a chance to meet Jack Doherty and Jesse Solomon.

And now we had a chance to meet Craig Hanover. What's his name? Craig Conover. Craig Conover. And we have not met any of them. So we go back to Uptown, which we had been to the previous day. It's a good spot. And we talked to the waiters.

She's nice. I had one of the worst watered down Red Bull vodka slushies I've ever had in my entire life. I couldn't finish it fast enough. I didn't. I finished it half the way and then got a claw. Yeah. And so Beezer's talking to her. I bounce upstairs.

I talked to like some cool bartender and three frat datties who are just getting day drunk on a Friday. Had a great conversation with them talking about apparently it was. College of Charleston weekend. Oh, yeah. So that's why our Airbnb was kind of expensive. All these families were in town. I think they were all graduating. They were.

Yeah, yeah. But then... Dude, wait, there's a college in Charles. That's a pretty cool college then. It might be tops in the country. Wow. Oh, yeah. It's right there, too.

And it's the basketball stadiums right there. That's cool. Yep. The conversation ends me. They tell us all, oh, there's going to be these blue angels. Whoa. Those like eight planes that fly over and shake the whole town. Oh.

And so we go, there go, hey, the tallest place in Charleston is the tap room across. So we go across to this tap room place. It's hard to find it, get all the way up to find out that tap room closed. And now it's just a guy in like a little corner section serving like four drinks and like food that comes from like seven floors down at a hotel. And all the taps have been ripped off the wall. So there's like missing wallpaper and there's like marks on the walls. and to try and make it a bar, they pushed all the tables against the windows

because they don't want people going on the patio. So all the tables, like the chairs, you would open it up and it would just be pushed up against the wall. But there was too much furniture for the space because of how they had it set up. And they were in a renovation period. Sounds like it's going well. And so even the owner comes.

And he goes, how did you guys find us? I go, you're telling me, dude. This place sucks. He goes, that's crazy. What are you up here for? And I go, well, they said it's the best view. We're seeing the Blue Angels. Oh, that's awesome.

Let me know if there's anything I can get you guys. This is great. You found us. Sir, it wasn't easy to find you. I mean, we took twists and turns through a hotel downstairs. And once I got up here and saw the kegs ripped off the wall, I thought about leaving immediately. I was like, why is this place called tap room?

There's no taps. I'm going to tap out. I'm going, man. Well, the Blue Angels never flew across. Oh. We go back. What in the world? Right.

We go back to the Airbnb. They flew across and we went to bed. They woke us up from our naps like five times and shook the entire Airbnb. Oh, those are the blue angels we were trying to see on the tallest building now that we're in bed that we're seeing them not at all but shaking us. So I'm going to count that as another miss, man. Yeah, it might have been an L on that as well. Gosh. But we had to meet our friend.

We met up with our friend. We went to a place called On the Way for dinner. Yeah, who was your friend? Katie, she's a connector. Yeah. So well connected. And on the way is from the show, Southern Charm, one of the kids owns it. Got it.

Missed him. I guess he was, he came, Instagram, Bezor saw it 30 minutes after we left. But after that, Bezzer and her went to Husk, which we. Oh, Katie, we have Husk here. Oh, my gosh. We've been to every Nashville establishment in Charleston. I go back to the Airbnb. I don't know the code.

I've never been on the Airbnb app. It's like 16 digits and a pound sign. So what do I do? I just sleep on the couch out there on the patio, but I didn't want to interrupt Bayer. She comes back. She goes, you even talk to us on the phone and you never once said you were locked out of the place.

I go, it was beautiful weather. I was just chilling on this couch here on the patio. I was really in no hurry to get inside. I'm not like trying to watch a game or anything, and I'm pretty much good on alcohol. She comes and I'm sleeping on the couch outside of a $1,000, $1,000. And B.

That's terrible. Good nap, though, clutch. I mean, that's like Greg one time. When we came back from 6th, we were headed back from 6th Street, and I don't know how he left early from 6th Street. Like, he bailed out. Nobody's ever going to leave at the same time. Right.

Never going to leave at the same time. Greg's like, all right, I'm going back to Gareth, man. I'll see you guys there. And Garrett's wife was in the house, so he could have just knocked and been let into the house. But he goes, I didn't want to wake her up. We found Greg asleep on the front porch. Always. Not even on, no, not a couch, just on the straight concrete.

That's what I'm saying. When you see a locked door drunk, you're like, that. Yes, this is my spot. This is my spot. He just laid down, dude. His credit card. His wallet all splat all over the front porch. He's just laying there, man.

And we're like, Greg, Greg. Oh, oh. Why do you go inside? I didn't want to wake anybody up, man. I'll just stay here. Generous while drunk. How about dumb when drunk? We got to go to the next day.

We got to go to what day is this good? Saturday. It's the last day, bro. All right. We'll take a break, and we're heading into Saturday. Welcome back to Charleston. Or we'll head back to Charleston right after this. Pride is like love. You feel it in your heart. IR. Radio.

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So we go tavern and table. Oh, we don't have that here. We're going Shem Creek, which is right there. There's like a canal. Dolphins are jumping. Whoa. Cranes. This sounds like a good idea.

It's pretty awesome when the sun shining. Rain, it was fine. Baser throws on a raincoat. We take an XL just to make sure we didn't float off the bridge or anything like that because it was a lot of rain. Yeah. I'm talking nonstop cats and dogs. Go there and I got a mac and cheese and pull.

pork. Pork mac and cheese? Yeah. Okay. So there's some pork in the mac and cheese. Really good. We got bloody marries. We asked for them not spicy.

They were on fire. Ooh. Still drank them though. Good, good. And then there's a place right next door called Reds, which is popular. People will know about it. And it's you're just right there on this canal. Dolphins jumping, watching games, throwing back beers.

Got it. Ordered from a bartender inside. I said, can I get a seltzer? she comes back with a cup of soda water. I go, what is this? And she said, this is a seltzer. And I said, well, I'm sorry, where I come from, claw me a claw, because that's a seltzer. So when you say you were drinking beers,

you meant claws. Yeah, I was always drinking claws. Well, you said, we were over here at Reds, drinking beers. Oh, definitely not. Thank you. Because beers and claws are two different animals. And then we're there. Our friend Katie meets up with us again. Good. Katie, is she in a good mood? She feeling good from last night? Yeah, yeah. She said she lasted an hour after. Beezer lasted two hours after me at Husk, and Katie lasted an hour after that.

Wow. But still early. She said she's in bed by 1030. Dang, Katie is a connector. And so then I'm talking to people. I meet this one girl. It looked like Billy's ex. Talking to her, bought her a drink. Don't even know why. Whoa, because you felt like a connection for Billy. Yeah, I can post the video. Then the Trey girls come over with 30. 36 shots of a trone.

Whoa. And they wanted you to take all of them? And the, I guess it was a promotional thing is what I'm trying to. Oh, yeah. So they're just handing them out. So this is the best. Say, hey, guys, I do you order. They didn't laugh. They did not laugh.

I told the people around us that I bought them. So they're all like, thank you so much. My bill at the end of the day was like 60 bucks. I definitely did not buy them. And those girls are mad at me because I'm taking credit for it. Petron girls did not smile. I got more ordered all these shots and she's going to, okay, this guy. She was probably wondering if she was going to give me what or not.

I grabbed it. Not a big Patron guy. It went down the hatch. When it's free, it goes down the hatch, man. The only reason for these stories is the girl at the bar I had an interesting conversation with. The one that looks like Billy's ex? Yeah. Oh, okay.

And she said, oh, you're from Austin originally? And I said, yeah. And she goes, you know. though Austin's known for that one like Swinger's place. What? And I go, excuse me, I sobered up real quick. I mean, Petron, Bloody Mary, Seltzer Water, and Seltzer Claw.

Didn't matter at that point. I was stone cold sober. Excuse me? She goes, yeah, there's this place called Cromwell or Cromwell or Colette. Just write them all down. Truckers, when you got time in the parking lot, look them up. I haven't had time to yet.

And she said, you go into it. with a partner and like you just drink and hang out you pay $150 and we just go in there and then when you're ready to hook up you go into these bedrooms that are see-through and people at the bar can see you hook up what that's what she told me i'm like excuse me What did you? Bacers over here petting a dog. And I'm talking about a swinger strip club at Austin for 150 bucks. I thought you're going to say Baser was booking her flight.

Hey, when you found this information out, how come I didn't get a text? I was in Austin. And you didn't send me a text. And hey, can you go check this out? I hit up Billy. He's never heard of it. I've never heard of it, man. I don't know how they're legal.

but I guess it's because you're willing, then it's fine. And since we don't Google on this show, I can't Google it right now. So I'm not going to Google it, but I'm very intrigued. I guarantee you some of our truckers, if they've gone through Austin, they've stopped there. And she said there's only two of them in the world. The other one is in Denver. Wow. And I go, so why do the people, and she goes, they're into, they're into being watched.

and she goes sometimes it gets creepy though with single dudes yeah i don't that day arnold i'm about to run this by hr i don't know if this is uh okay hey there can i get a beer a towel and some lotion i'm gonna go upstairs hang out the patio i mean can you imagine the creepers there oh dude it would be like a gawk session and be like hey man let's go to this boy you're been here for no no either of i may let's see what they're about, whoa, dude, this is the greatest bar ever. Hey, you can go upstairs. Is that the bass pounding?

And that music's live. I turned it down. Whoa. You guys stay down here and watch the game. I'm going to go watch something else. So has she been? Yeah. She goes, well, I mean, I didn't like, my wife was standing right next to me, so I'm not like,

Hey, so like, what positions are you? I'm just like trying to act. And shit. Yeah, yeah, no, no. I was trying to act not interested, but also listen. Yeah. Wow. It was one of those.

Pacers petting a dog, and I'm learning about a see-through swinger strip club. You're learning about people petting the kitty. Baser goes, hey, I met a dog. I go, what? We weren't talking about doggy. What do you mean? Yeah, we weren't talking dog. Whoa.

No, no, no, no, no. Never said that word to her in my life. No. There really was a dog at the bar at Bay. Bago's, that's how I knew it was time to go home that you were drunk. You were petting the dog at the bar. That is a sign. I mean, Ray is scared of dogs, man. But I wrote it down. If we do get a dog, this is the one I'm going to get. Doxon. Super cute. Small guy. Very small, and it almost looks handicapped because it's, like, so fat, but its legs are so small. Yeah. Yeah. Can't run away very far.

You can catch it. The lady would have never known that I hate dogs. I mean, she was probably thought was the biggest dog lover. Man. So what time's you turn in on a Saturday night? We had to go to bed. I know. You got a flight at 5 a.m. After that, from Shem Creek, Uber, Beezer saw a Dacri bar that is owned by Lava.

And Lava is on Southern hospitality. She owns the bars that all the kids work at on that show. And she's also sometimes on Southern Charm, but not really anymore. She's been phased out. Okay. So did you go to Lava? We go to Lava's, which is a Dacri Bar. Look it up, Charleston.

Super strict on dress code. We get espresso martinis. They're frozen. Oh. And that was it. We cashed out. We're back to the Airbnb asleep at three. Hey.

And we already found out about the airport on the last pot on Monday. But you know what it reminded me of? I forgot to tell you on my flight back, I had the window 19F. So whoever was in the middle in row 19E, she pounded like three beers. fine no fine but then she started burping beer

and so I had burp beer smell wafting my direction attractive terrible no her no not attractive

and then she proceeds to pass out with her head against the seat in front of her and she's burping still as she's sleeping and then her head flops back against the chair then boom it flopped to the chair in front of her. Then we land.

And we have to wait because there's a plane at our gate. This girl doesn't know we landed. Head still against the seat in front of her. You got to tell her. We pull to the gate. She's still drunk, passed out with her hand against its chair. It's at about row 12. And people are starting to jostle around, start move around.

And I'm like, all right. And I, hey, I poker and I say, hey, ma'am. We landed. Time to get off. Ma'am, time to get off. What are you, her husband? Well, no, but I'm stuck at the window. 19F.

She was 19E. Finally, I said, ma'am. And she goes, yeah. And I said, it's time to get off. She goes, I know. I'm like, no, you didn't. You had no idea. You were in a passed out state on the plane.

Go. So she gets off. And I don't see her again. and then I'm on the shuttle to the car. Guess who's on the shuttle to her car? 19E. Beer Woffer. So we drop her off at the shuttle stop,

and then I'd get off at the next shuttle stop, getting the vehicle, and I'm driving out. This lady has her bag spilled all over the ground because she can't find her keys. I know where they are. I'm like, man, I know what I'm doing. Okay.

All right. And I was like, let me get on the road before she's, does because I don't think she should be driving. Funny you bring up the airport as the final part of the story because that's where my final part is. Hit me with it. Before

we had left, Bezier goes, hey, the Kentucky Derby's on Sunday, these apps are all banned and stuff. Let's just get on. I'm going to throw 50 bucks in the account. Why don't you pick a horse? I'm like, that's so frigging stupid. Like literally gambling's the dumbest thing ever. I was like, whatever.

We still got 30 minutes. We're sitting here drinking these espresso vodkas and they're terrible and I'm feeling it a little bit yeah you know what let me get it the app she has has like fastest horse yeah it has like finishing speed it has like the odds doesn't really have the names though so I'm like ah the one that really could come up from behind was golden tempo like really come up from behind I was like I love that and the odds were like 23 to 1 I was like because I'm not going to place this bet and win $40 cool love $40 I want to win like hundreds so I'll do this bet so I can win $500 $200 20 $25 on 23 to 1 odds.

So I was like, I'll just do golden tempo. It can really come from behind. That's what I like at the Kentucky Derby. I didn't like that it isn't used to long races. I didn't like that. I was like, just do golden tempo. I'm done. You want to pick another one?

I was like, no. Just do one. Check it. We'll watch the race and do it. Well, we had fallen asleep, never watched the race. Woke up the next morning. And App doesn't work. Who did I pick?

Hey, who won the race? I don't know. Apple won't even let me log in. All right, screw it. Get back on the next. get on the airport, land, she pulls up the app.

Oh my gosh, we have $500 in our account. I was like, the horse I picked, drunk in the airport on vodka espresso's won the Kentucky Derby. Colden Tempo,

the woman rider, horse and trainer, the woman wins it. I won on a 23 to 1 long shot. I'm back gambling, baby. We cashed that sucker out. Hey, we ain't ever looking back. Let me tell you.

Finally, you actually did something this weekend. You had miss after miss after miss, and I was just waiting for the sad ending of another miss. But you get home and you finally hit. You finally hit. Didn't even watch it. Didn't even watch it. I still haven't seen it.

You know how crazy we would have been going? Didn't even watch it. But one $500. You would have been watching with Joey Connor going crazy. Oh, except we didn't get to see Joey Connor. Would have been at Reds with the lady at the swinger, see-through strip club. Would have been at the Dacri bar with the espresso frozens. Instead, we're passed out of the Airbnb and golden tempo crushes the derby.

Oh, yeah. And as we were trying to sleep that night, they did another Blue Bomber show. and rattled the whole Airbnb from about four to six, woke us up every 30 minutes. Oh, man. Guys, that was, hey, welcome home, man. Welcome home. Why do we have $500 in our account?

What the? Usually it's the other way. Why is there a debt collector saying I owe $500? What do you mean? there's a negative sign that says $700 from the hotel in Miami. Oh, it'll come off. It'll come off. It'll fall off. It'll fall off. It'll fall off. Oh, man. That's all I got, man. You guys have a great day. We're out of here. See you guys. I'm petered out. Oh, man. Dude, that's a great weekend. But your little stories

reminding me a few things. You think. That was great. That was great. That might be our best one this week. All right. See you guys. Bye, dude. Truckers are already headed to that see-throughs. Oh, dude, they have already put in requests.

Hey, you got any loads going to Austin? I'll take it. What? You said you don't like the Austin. Oh, yeah, man, I'm a change man. I'm a change man. I just want to see that city one more time. HR people are like, man, I'm uptight at work,

but I'd really like to go down to Austin. What? And I know the... Hey, Chugboaters? Hey, Austin in the Colorado River, we really need a tugboat delivery. Dude, I just saw the Austin Fire Department. The applications went up by 75%.

And the farmers are looking at selling so they can get a penthouse downtown. And the lawyers, I mean, there's a lot of crime in Austin. Somebody did away with that one. Ah, dang it. I went one too many. That's all we have, right?

Yeah. Yeah. All right, we got to go. I'm going to Austin. Sorry, honey, I'm going back to Austin this weekend. Oh, yeah, I love my charger at the hotel. I just got to go back and get it. I just got to go back and get it.

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