The Bobby Bones Show - SORE LOSERS: The Blonde Bombshell Nobody Wanted

Episode Date: July 5, 2025

In this episode of the Sore Losers, Lunchbox and Ray talk about the night the blonde bombshell came home to their house but nobody stepped up to the plate. Ray explains how his life has been a bunch of missed opportunities all because he seems to pass out at the wrong time. Plus some other hilarious and amazing stories. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hello. Yeah. Are you able to hear me easily? you've been doing this joke for like three weeks. I don't know if it's still funny. Like I don't know if three weeks in if people are still laughing at, I don't know if it's still funny. But all that matters, here's the thing.

It doesn't matter if people laugh. It matters if you think it's funny. Exactly. And you enjoy that. Yeah, because after doing stuff for you and doing stuff for Bayes or you do what is funny for you. Maybe Beezer doesn't think something's funny. You just do it for you at the end of the day. Since when do you do stuff for me? On this. Oh. On the Bobby Bone show. The big show. I'll kick you a fake laugh if I'm on there. Okay. Tusha. I get it. I get your point. Because like you say with your

wife, with my wife, I still made the same joke every time. It's like, man, I'm hungry. Hi, nice to meet you. I hate it when you do that. It's such a stupid joke. But I do it anyway. I'm like, you used to laugh when we first met. So why would it not be funny now? She goes, because you've been doing it for years.

I got to be real. I don't get it. What? Hey, I'm hungry. Nice to meet you. Because you're always hungry. No, no. She says, I'm hungry.

That's actually great. I've never heard that one before. And that's when you say, oh, hi, I'm nice to meet you. Oh, I got to do that with the nephews because that's their favorite sentence. They will say, or, oh, I'm so tired. Oh, nice to meet you. I'm, and they're like, what? Like, well, you're introducing yourself.

You're so tired, so I just want to introduce myself. It's the stupidest joke. I've never heard it. Who did it, Keith? Kid, I'm so horny. Oh, nice to meet you. No, no, no, no, no. He didn't say that.

He didn't. No, no. but that is what it's all about. That's the kind of jokes, like you say, that are just for you. See, I thought it was, I'm so hungry, but you always, I thought you were saying that, and it's something that you've, every day of your life you say, and she goes, oh, nice to meet you. Like, this isn't, I've met you before. Oh, no, no, no, this is you introducing yourself.

Because you could also say that. You could. Like if somebody, oh, I see it all the time. I've met the, hi, I've met you before. I've lived you with your 10 years. I'm aware. Yes, but now that we've been married 10 years, it's better when, you're, she's hungry or when the kids are hungry dad i'm hungry oh nice to meet you i i i didn't know

we had a kid name i'm hungry oh and they don't really like it they don't think it's funny they don't really i don't think they comprehend it sort of like you didn't comprehend it but here we are i mean it's it's for me it's not for them it's for me and you would hope i mean i guess the comedians do they do the like theo vaughan does he think he's funny he has to right 100% If you're a comedian, you have to believe you are hilarious. Okay, so then every person on planet Earth tells jokes for themselves. Yes. They write the joke thinking, man, I am so funny.

And because I think I'm funny, other people are going to think I'm funny. It's sort of like when... Ray God Complex. No, it's not that, but it's like whenever you're somewhere like at the grocery store, another joke that I like to do. and I do it for myself, because it's funny. Is they're like, oh, how are you doing today? And I'm like, looking good. That's half the battle.

I do it every time. I do it at the grocery store. I do it checking in at, you know, the doctor's appointment. I do it checking in at the airport when we're checking into a hotel. Wherever we are. It would work on vacation or an airport. But if somebody says that at McDonald's, if I was a worker, the, what do you mean?

not when you're ordering food. If it's vacation mode, looking good. Yeah, you are. Welcome to the Bahamas, sir. Enjoy your seven-day stay. No, no, it's not, you don't just go looking good. They say, how are you doing today? And you say, looking good, that is half the battle.

You're telling me when you sit down to eat at a normal restaurant without the kids, because that's probably a Chucky Cheese, so maybe it does work with the mouse. But if you're at a bourbon and steak and whiskey or whatever it's called, How's it going tonight, sir? Looking good, that's half the battle. I would hope to God you don't do that at a nice restaurant. It's usually at the hostess stand when you're checking in. For a vacation.

No, no, no. Like when you're checking for a restaurant, you know, hello, how are you doing today, sir? Looking good, that's half the battle. And they're like, what can I do for you? I'm like, oh, I'll just try to get a table for two. What if it's an 18-year-old server or a hostess? It doesn't matter. I'm looking good.

I'm looking good. I'm not saying they're looking good, but I could see how they could interpret it as I'm calling you good looking. No, it's all for me. I enjoy doing that. When I'm walking onto a plane and they have that flight attendant that is always standing right there when you walk into the plane. That's back to vacation mode. So that strengthens my point. And they say, hello, welcome.

How are you doing today? Looking good. That's half the battle. Okay. My wife just rolls her eyes because that works vacation mode, not in a sit-down restaurant. I disagree. It works anywhere. It works anywhere when no one is expecting it. It would work at a restaurant. You know, you're at Twin Peaks. You're at tilted kilts. Tilted kilts. Some of these new ones. Mooters. Looking good. That's half the battle.

Oh, yeah. What do you boys want to order today? Yeah, you want something like some wings? It works with that. My wife, like I said, gets so annoyed. But every once in a while, I'll catch her off guard because she'll forget about it. And I'll hit it. And I'll hit it. and the person gets a good reaction and she'll tell the people, don't laugh, it's not funny. See, you've never done that one around me. If you did by initial reaction immediate, without even thinking about it,

I'll be like, Duff! What? That's, an embarrassed may be funny. That's it. Okay. See, because my wife gets a little embarrassed.

She's like, oh, my gosh. She goes, just ignore him. Just ignore him. Does it work with a guy? Don't really do a guy. I told you. I knew you didn't use it every day. time. There's a dude looking good

that's after battle. How are you doing Peter? It doesn't work with guys. That's, I forgot the caveat. I'll call you that out on that one, dude. That's the caveat, but there's usually not a guy that's a freaking truck stop and a flying Jay. Looking good, that's

half the battle. What are you guys doing today? Because usually if you're at a flying Jay, guess what they're not saying? How are you doing today? You know what they're saying? Is that all? do you doep 756 thank you that's it they're not engaging in conversation when you're with a hostess it's usually a female it's usually someone that is talking it because they are a hostess and they're

supposed to welcome you to the restaurant welcome you to the hotel correct welcome you to the airplane it's not usually dudes and you're right they're going to be more bubbly girls are more bubbly females are more bubbly they want to talk guys are more Paper or plastic. Flying J. I can't believe we brought that back. I was coming back from Georgia. Stop by one.

It was NFL Sunday. They had a theater room in the back. Recliner chairs, NFL ticket. I'm not saying it was the best. It was probably illegally streamed. It looked like one of those streamers from overseas, booming it on a big screen projector, recliners, all at the Flying J.

There was no dudes in there. You know why they have that? To keep them there. It's a truck stop. So the trucker's, need something to watch. They, I never thought about this. Right, but if you have TV playing, no matter how poorly quality it is,

they'll stay there, eat some meals there, get some gas, fuel their tires, maybe get something from the merchandise for their kids that they haven't seen in two weeks for truckers. Guys, I did too many horns last time, so just one. No, that's what I mean. I never thought about how do truckers catch a part of the game. They may listen to it on their radio, but I'm saying like when they stop, because they have mandatory hours they have to stop. So they probably time it where they can catch the Titans game at the Flying J.

Absolutely. Or they're a Packers fan. They ask them, they look up all the Flying Js that have the Sunday NFL ticket and they call them ahead of the time and say, hey, if I stop there, Bubba, you mind if we put on the Packers game, they're like, Packers suck. That's right. We won't put it on here. So then he calls the next Flying J and he looks for that spot. Why do you think I want to be a truck driver? because if that is the case where you can design your own hours,

I would wake up at midnight, I would have the load hauled by noon, turn on Major League Baseball at 1 p.m. after a one hour nap. Only a one hour nap. Man, that's impressive. Ray wins a lot lizards come in. But do you take a one hour nap at your house,

or do you take it in the cab of the truck? Cab, that's the beauty of it. You don't leave your truck. The only time you're going to leave it is to get a lizard. That's not, see, that's the exact opposite of beauty. like you want to go to work, sleep where you work, eat where you work, that seems miserable. Well, and actually, I got to get, I'm going in character. I'm married now and I have a job, so I probably will never be a truck driver.

I understand you're going care. But when I was single. Before you were married. Before I was married, that's when you're going, you're in the parking lot. You find a good one flying Jay where there's going to be some good lizards and you're watching the game, taking a nap. You don't even have to leave the parking lot. So I see these guys around town. They got the headset still on.

They're still talking on the CB or they got music playing through their ears. They're getting some food back in the truck. It's the easiest job. See, I don't think it's the easiest job. You got other drivers. You got all the weather conditions. You have to deal with everything. Right, but I would time.

What do you think I told you the other day? Hey, man, it's going to rain around one. Are you really riding your bike? I know the weather. So I would have left the load and the rig and all that. Midnight, I'm delivered by noon when the storm hits. And then I'm in my cab and the storm's hitting. And I'm taking a night.

a napper. You think it's that? Colby White has the easiest job in America? Yeah, because it's mindless. You just stay in the far right lane. Who cares? Because there's governors on them. They can't go 90 miles an hour.

From what I was told, so there's no reason to speed. So you're just hanging over there. You're seeing America for free. You can talk to every person. Imagine how many times you call your parents? Holy hell, Ray. What is it?

It's not Father's Day. What do you call me for? Hey, Dad. Just to talk. How are you doing? Ty, I need to know, do you have the easiest job in America? I mean, do you stop at a flying Jay and watch your Packers game? I have no idea how it works.

And are there, can you be a trucker only Monday through Friday and then you're off on the weekends, or is it random schedule no matter what? Yeah, I don't know that. But South Beach, he wasn't in a truck. He was in a white van right out of college. He would deliver stuff, not that. And it was in Austin, and it was some specialized parts that they needed in South Padra Island. Don't know where he got this job from, but it was right out of college.

I got Grande Communications, I got telecommunications, South Beach is delivering apart. So he would do it on a Sunday. He would leave at noon and he would listen to all the NFL games on the radio. And he said it was the best job. And he'd drive along the coast. Drive down to Padre. I think he went to Padre and then came back. In the same day?

Because he would. Oh, God. So that maybe made it bad. But he would stop by San Marcos. He would come by and would have some beers. And it stayed the night. and then he'd go back to Austin. Huh.

But he said there's something different listening to those games on the radio when you're driving and you're getting paid to do it. I'm going to tell you what. The best flight ever, though, is Austin to Harlingen, whatever it is? Because it is a 40-minute flight or whatever. I mean, I had, you know, Garrett's wedding down in Brownsville. And a lot of the people are like, oh, dude, I'm going to drive. It's only like a six-hour drive.

The flight was literally 36 minutes. and it was like $80. Dude, you want to talk about partying your balls off all weekend and then getting back having to wake up on Sunday and drive back.

No, no, no. We woke up and we see everybody in the hotel lobby. Everybody's like, oh, we got to drive back. We got to drive back. I was at home in my bed within two and a half hours of waking up.

Why are you just telling me? me this. Freshman year of college, we went to South Padre. We flew to Dallas and drove. Okay, that's okay. Why did we not fly for $80? Yeah, well, I don't know if it was that cheap from Chicago. Dude, my buddy didn't hook it up with the local information. I don't think people know you can fly down there. Maybe not, but it was amazing. It was like the one time we went to South Pottery from San Antonio for college, spring break, and I slept on the side of the road. that drive back was the most miserable drive back ever. Imagine waking up senior year of high school in Florida

and having to drive all the way home in one day in your parents suburban and you're not allowed to let anybody else drive it. Hung over. Actually, I didn't really get hungover in high school, so I think I was fine. From where? Michigan? To Michigan. I had to go from Orlando. I had to go from Kissing me to Michigan.

hung over with four dudes in the back of the car smoking pot. Whoa. Don't tell your parents that. Holy crap. Can you imagine me? You know what's funny? Guys, leave the windows open. That's amazing that you went that far on spring break in high school.

Yeah, it wasn't exactly spring break. I didn't realize so many people went on spring break in high school. But it's a thing, though. It's cooler almost to drive because everybody's going the same way. No, I get it. because then you're in the caravan, you're in the traffic, and people are, you know, tossing beers car to car. It's really where you're throwing the football in traffic.

I've heard the stories. It's just like the movies. Ray, you want to go camping with a football? No, I don't want to go camping with the football. Should we start the show, man? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I forgot we were even on.

Yeah, I thought we were just sitting in a room with mics in front of us just talking for no reason. The red lights told us nothing. I got to be more careful, though, without the condom on, because I'm not able to hear the sounds, and people were saying the horn was way too loud. Actually, Beezer goes, hey, it was honestly annoying. So I go, okay, I'll tone down the horn. Got it.

I'm doing it blindly. I don't understand why two weeks later, like, you still have not put the condom back on when people were saying, put the condom on, get protection, and it's been two weeks, and you still won't do it. Like, are you just stubborn? I'm not stubborn, but it flows better because we're all set up there with my headset in the other room. I can just run in there.

And I think, you need to be. It sounds better. I don't like those headphones. So you're telling me I need to bring an extra pair of headphones for you into this studio. No, because I don't like the new ones. They have to be the old school ones from Austin days. It's like my old roommate. He used to like just not use protection and he'd just bring, we'd bring home these random skanks. And he would just, you know, he'd be like, oh, dude, I don't need protection.

I don't need protection. And I don't know how many years I had to tell him, hey, dude, you need protection. Like you need to, like dude, you're playing with fires. He's like, no, dude, no, dude, nah. Well, guess what, man? He brought a girl home, and guess what happened? She got pregnant. Still?

Together? Yeah. They had a kid. Damn. You know how long they knew each other for? She got pregnant? Six hours. There was this chick on Vanderpump, and she had said something like, they were married with a kid and all that.

And she goes, yeah, he was actually just a one-night stand, and then he just kind of stuck around. And then they got a divorce on the show. But it was sad how she said that She goes He was honestly on Tinder He was just a one night stand And then the next day he called me And the next day and the next day

I didn't expect him to stick us to both stick around that long Kind of sad how she told it That's a love story if I've ever heard one I got a buddy that he's married to a chick They were just kind of booty calling it They were just call each other about midnight 1 a.m. 2 a.m. And then next day he knows like

Maybe we should grab dinner They should grab another dinner Instead of just a nightcap every time And so for like, I think it was like three or four months, they were just a nightcap. Then they started dating. Then they got married. They got a kid. They're still together.

And they look happy. She goes, can we ever hang out at a different time the day that is at 2 a.m? Yeah. Yeah. Can we like hang out when the sun's up? Oh. That's weird. That's a weird proposition.

You up? Yeah. Hey, that was a good text. That was always a good one. You awake? You out? At 1.30 a.m. you text on random chick.

The chick. You out? Yeah. You want to meet up? But mine was always with the radio show. I was getting up so early. I would make all these plans and I'd fall asleep at 7 p.m. I wake up to some chick.

20 text messages yelling at me for not showing up to the bar. Oh, that's terrible. There was this one girl. She was a Cowboys fan. I had a fake rack. This is before I was married. and I texted her one night after getting back from the bars and I was like Whoa she was a Cowboys cheerleader no just fan fan I just remember that I just remember that

and I think she may have been a teacher uh and I texted her I was like hey you up she's like yeah I've been watching movies all night and I'm like oh come over come over got a good movie over here and she got I go I got movies over here it's like three in the morning you ever seen the driver You've ever seen Debbie does Dallas? Big Avengers fan, eh? And so she's like, no, by the time I get over there, you're going to pass out. And I'm like, no.

She's like, you've been out all night drinking. I'm like, no, I'm fine. Just come. I'll be awake. And so I sat on the stairs, started petting the dogs. And like 38 minutes later, I woke up. And I text her, I'm like, why aren't you coming? She goes, I knocked on the door.

The dogs were barking you didn't answer. Brutal. Like, how dumb am I? So dumb. No, no, first of all, how dumb am I to not just unlock the door and tell her to come in? That, but also you knew you were going to, if you can't sit down is the thing. You get on a comfy couch, your lights out after drinking. Yeah, I know.

And so I was like, just come back. I'm just sit in this chair here for a minute. She knocked on your door She knocked on the door Dogs barking me The ring cam could catch her that And she's probably sitting there going I wonder how many times she knocked right

That's my question is how many times did she knock A good knock but in a house If you've got fans going ain't no way you're hearing that Not hearing it right and it'd been 38 minutes She only lived 15 minutes from me So I was like just come back It's so stupid And she's like, no

I'm not coming back And I'm like Yeah, just come back It'll be fun And she goes if I come back I'm going to pick you up And you're going to come spend that at my place This chick wanted you

She comes back for the double dip And I'm like fine So I went and stood in the kitchen And she came back Had to go to her place though Yeah the standing is the key Once you're in that couch you're gone You're out

It was over I was like boom But yeah we better start the show man That was before I was married though Yeah man I'll wake up to 20 text messages. I'm at the bar. Where are you? Hey, I'm here. Are you coming? Hey, seriously, where are you?

Okay, this isn't going to work. Why do you never come when we make plans at night? Every night I'd pass out at 8 p.m. Dude, the one intern, I can't even, don't even know her name. She was just a promotions intern in Austin, and she had a boyfriend at the time. And I was single, and so I would always just say, oh, come on. He's just some UT frat boy. You guys are going to be together for like a week.

oh no we're still together we're still together one time a couple months later she hits me up and I am it on a Friday night hey had some trouble with my boyfriend I think we broke up what are you doing tonight me I mean I had been pressing this for four months you what did you do you were like I'm coming out

I was passed out asleep and I think by Monday she had another boyfriend oh man that was a great ending to that story man like really that really made the things I woke up to text, Hayterade,

drunk people in my house. Billy, what happened last night? Who are all these people? Yeah. I mean, heck, I woke up in my house and there was a new child there because my roommate got a girl pregnant. Oh, yeah.

So then he moved out and another dude moved in and guess what he did? Met a guy? Got to go pregnant. Wow. And that's on top of my roommate in college. He met a chick and brought her home and guess what happened to her?

Pregnant? Pregnant. Oh, man. I had three roommates. mates in a row get a girl pregnant. What about the one time I woke up at the when you and me were living together and you brought a girl home because you gave her a ride

or something? You're like, hey guys, you guys are single. I mean, a nice blog girl, but I was like, I didn't even like really hang out with her tonight. I don't even know this girl, Lunge. She's sleeping on the couch. Lunge, who's the random blonde in our living room?

Let me tell you. I'll tell you. And the bad thing is that she was probably hot. But I just woke up. I just woke up. This is what happened. Like, leave me alone. Get the hell out of my house.

Who is this? Maybe she was hot. I don't even know. But when I come home, I want some eggs and bakey when I come down from waking up in the morning. This is, this is what how it went down. Okay?

I'm going to tell you. Tell it after we start the show in a commercial. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's start. This story is hilarious. Like, I forgot all about that. And you bring it up and it is hilarious. All right.

We're going to do it live. We are the one, two, three. So losers. What up, everybody. I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll give you the sports facts. My sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Y'all, it's Sisson from the north. I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville with Bays or my wife. 2.2 acres. We got 23 kids at Vanderbilt. Justin checks on them in the electrophysiology unit as much as he possibly can. Not on the weekends, though. He's sauteed then.

Launch over to you if we got to do anything. No, we're not going to do anything. We're going to take a break. We're going to come back and tell the story. We'll be right back. The 2026 NFL draft is here and the NFL Daily podcast has it covered from all angles. Join me, Greg Rosenthal, and Jordan Roderig after night one on Thursday. Nick Shook joins me night two Friday and then Sunday to recap everything that went down over the three days in

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So I don't even know if you were out that night. You had to be out. No way. No, you had to be out that night. Had to be. Was that crazy of a night? We got split up. Here's the thing.

No, it had to be because it was you and Minnie Wolo. I know. It was you and Minnie Wolo. But who says we had to have gone out that night? Minnie Wolo was an intern in college. Do you think he was just going to waste one of his last three weeks in Nashville, just going to bed on a weekend? So you think, I think you're actually might be right on this.

We went out pretty much every Friday and Saturday when we were single. Correct. In the town together? Correct. That probably makes sense. And he had a girlfriend all summer, and then they broke up with like two and a half weeks left to summer. He had moved here to be an intern and was living with her. And once they broke up, he needed somewhere to live.

So he lived in Sisson's freaking bedroom. For two weeks. For like two weeks. That's what I'm saying. So you're not going to waste a Friday or Saturday night. So anyway, we go out. And I guess you guys leave. And of course me, I'm never going to leave before the bar closes.

And I'm like, I'm staying out. I'm staying out. The only guy I know that's got to close it down with the mop bucket guy. Lunch, man, we're good. Bars are closing. Time to go home. I understand that. I've closed many of bars down.

I've seen the mop buckets come out where I'm just waiting on the bartender to go home with her. I've done that before. I've done that song and dance. That's why Larsa Pippen says she got broke up with Michael Jordan's kid. Why? She said it just he was, it wasn't 4 a.m. It wasn't 5 a.m. It was 6 a.m.

He had to stay at every club. Not only till every person left, till the cleaning crew came through and the janitorial services were there. She was, I just couldn't take anymore. I couldn't take staying at the club till the sun came up every time we went out. Back to your story.

She did say that she's glad she got out. Like it was just hard. Well, no, they were probably, she babysat him. I mean, that is the weirdest. Like, that was in... Scotty Pippin was married to Larsa Pippin. Larsa Pippin, Scottie Pippin played with Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan's kid dated Larsa Pippin,

Scotty Pippin's ex-wife, and then they broke up. That was a story I just told. Yes, but that was Larsa. The only reason she did that was a big screw you to Scotty. To say, you know what, Michael Jordan's your right. You were teammates that won all these championships, but you guys hate each other. There's not another person on the planet that Scotty Pippin hates more than Jordan. Than Jordan.

So the only way she can get back at Scotty is to date Jordan's son. I don't know. That is the weirdest. Like mentally, I would like to know what's going on upstairs. There's not a lot, right? She's well thought. I mean, on the show, she's fine. She's a sweet lady.

I think right now she's in the thick of the party scene. But I believe when they first got, her and Scotty first got divorced, she had a good intentions. I don't know if she necessarily meant it like that. Stop. Good intentions of all the dudes in the world. She hooks up with Michael Jordan's son. Well, I'm sure they were all friends from when they played together.

They had been around each other a lot. Okay, now he's 12. Wow, that's really young. 18. Okay, it's young. 20. Oh, he's kind of cute. 22.

Oh, he's cute. Oh, 30. Oh, we're divorced. Oh, he's really cute. I don't know. They knew each other very well. It's friend circles. Like, you know?

No, I don't. I don't think I could. Like me dating your wife. Friend circles, dude. No, no, not my wife. Not my wife. You'd have to date my kid. All right.

Go back to the girl blog girl story. So, we're at the bar. And I don't know. how this girl got in our circle, our radius or whatever. But whoever we're out with, she came around, she's talking, and the bars are closing, everybody's leaving. And I'm getting a cab. And she's like, well, I don't want to take a cab by myself.

Can I just go to your place? Fish in a barrel when we first moved here. And I'm like, well, I got a chick. But, I mean, I got two roommates at home. I'm sure one of them will let you sleep with them. And if I remember correctly, we definitely got text messages like, hey, guys, are you up? Bringing a chick. I believe, this is a long time.

This is 10 years ago. I believe we're like, he says he's, did you get the text from lunch? He says he's bringing a chick home? She said, she said, oh, do you think the cab could drop me on my house? And I'm like, well, where do you live? And it was like 30 minutes out of the way. And I'm like, I'm not paying for 30 minutes out of the way. Got it.

And she was like, why can't just come to your place? I'm like, I got two dudes that are there. Like, let me text them. And I am texting you guys. Hey, wake up. I'm bringing a chick for you guys. What did I tell you, dude? It's by the curse.

I fall asleep every night at eight. I said, hey, Minnie Wallow. Minnie Wallow, dude. Get up. Get up. There's a chick coming. You need to be downstairs waiting for this chick. We're tucked into our comforters, snoring.

We're in our jammies. she's still in her heels and a skirt all the way up to her butt and she was wearing it the whole next morning we're in our jammies we're like so how's it going

so I bring this chick home and I go bang on Ray's door and I'm like hey dude guys the girl's here the girl's here and they're like what I'm like dude there is a hotty downstreet How dumb are you guys?

There's a blonde hair chick here. Dude, we thought it was a mid-dream. I said there is a smoking hot blondie downstairs that decided to come home with me because I had two roommates and she didn't. I wasn't going to pay for a cab for her to go 30 minutes. I don't understand how she got here. I'm not really sure how this transpired, but she is here. You guys want to wake up? No, man, no, no, no.

Get out. Get out of my room. What? Trying to sleep, man. We got bones in the morning. Guys, there is a chick. Let me repeat myself. There is a chick downstairs.

I'm not asking you guys if you want pizza or chicken wings. I'm telling you there's a hot blonde, damn it. I'm not asking you if you want to cook me dinner, man. I'm not asking that. It's like I'm not asking for a favor. I'm giving you dumb A's a favor. I am trying to help you guys out in your life. Like, I am trying to help you guys.

And you guys don't, what? Shut the door? Okay. Now the question is, how do I go explain this to this chick that they're not interested? I just, I believe, if I'm going back 10 years in my head, I think I just thought there's no way she's hot. She's probably a nice girl. I'm tired. I don't feel like talking about the Bobby Bone show for the next two hours to a fan.

So I was like, all right, man, we'll see in the morning. So I just didn't think she was hot. I didn't see her. There may have been a silhouette I saw of her, but I'm like, okay, there's just no way he brought home this like nine blonde. There's no way. I mean, what I still, like, what was her thinking? Well, she was trying to find a bed since she didn't have to sleep on the couch with the dogs. That's true.

Well, no, no, what was her thinking going? Well, I'll just come to your place. What? Like, no, I'm not like, I, like, that is how crud. She thought you were a soft landing. Maybe. Ray, I was Fredzoned. No, I wasn't friend.

And I was like, well, I got a girlfriend, but I got two dudes at the apartment. You know, like, come on back. And I don't know how she got home in the morning. Well, smash cut to the morning. We go downstairs, and this girl's dressed to the nines in stiletto heels, and she is hot. And she's on the couch. And she's on the couch. She slept with the dogs the night before.

That's how stupid we are. and the great part is never saw her get in our lives no idea what happened to that girl that girl was baser kidding never never in a million years would be able to pick her out of a lineup no idea no she may listen to the pod be like oh my god that was me and she may email us we are the sore losers at gbill dot com but i doubt she's we're ever going to hear from her again and please confirm in 2013 you were smoking hot because that next morning I was like good god I've made a mistake because he definitely brought home a hot chick last night but I'm just waking up and uh she's like hung over and ordering a cab and wondering where she is right now so this is never going to work out yeah and

I don't know if she took a cab home if we gave her a ride home and ray I've lost track of the story no and then my my favorite part is well she definitely was it was it was it was It wasn't Uber days, so she ordered a yellow cab on the west side, east side of Nashville and went off to wherever she lived in Gallatin or whatever. What a wild time. And never saw her again. Never saw her again. Didn't have her phone number, didn't have anything.

So don't know if she made it home okay. No idea. Ray, we may have just sent her out on the street. We could have. We could have sent her off to, you know, just be. We could be the dumbest three dudes in the history of the planet, turned down to the hot blonde. who's never been turned down before and then we send her out on the streets

because we all got work to worry about. I don't feel like playing house. Like get this girl out of here. I mean, it's 8.30. Like, you're going to have to go. Like, thanks for coming. I'm sorry these two guys were doing whatever they were doing in their bed and you guys just have to go.

Like, it's weird. And it's like... And lunch and confirmed lunch, though, those texts, though, when you said you were bringing a hot check home, that was confirmed correct. She was definitely hot. Yeah. And when you were begging on my door last night,

telling me there's a hot chick downstairs, like if any one of you guys want to come downstairs, yeah, sorry about that. We shouldn't ignore you. And so we do need confirmation from her that she was hot. Like, would you please send like an email remember, hey, I'm hot? Because there was a girl that we were,

we would run around with about 12 years ago when we moved here. One of the guys we worked with, shipmate, he's no longer in our circle now. He's moved on, moved somewhere else. But he was hanging out with this chick. Is it a blonde? No, it wasn't the blonde.

Oh, that blonde. I introduced him to her. That blonde was gorgeous. I pulled that blonde for him. That blonde was gorgeous. He will go on record and say, I pulled that blonde for him, and then they were a better fit. So I was like, y'all should chill. Yeah.

But I'm the one that initiated that one. Yeah. So, no, he was this chick. I don't even remember her name, right? Hey, her name was cinnamon. No, but she had a friend with a first name that started with a C, and they kind of do their thing, they hook up. I know what you're talking about.

You know what I'm talking about, right? And she was so hot. Yeah. So hot. She had just had a breast augmentation to enlarge them. She just has a newly performed boob job. Boob job. And, I mean, they do their thing, whatever, and I don't know.

then never see her again, like after whatever, you know, they do it for a few months and then, bam, never see her again. Smash cut four years ago. Parenthood in the suburbs. Ding, ding, ding, Ray. There is a kid in my, in Baby Box 2's class, a daughter, and we get invited to a birthday party at a swimming pool. And I show up. And the girl's like, hey, goodness.

see you how you been i'm like what she was like oh she was like I used to date shipmate and I'm like what and her husband's right here three kids running around

no one kid but the husband is right there he's with an ear shot and i'm like and she goes yeah i used to go to the bars with him and i'm like whoa this is don't don't no no no why say that to your husband this is going to get awkward because i you did go to the bars me, but I had no, like, interaction with you. How's it going lunchbox? Yeah, our old buddy used to throw it back with your wife.

Yeah, my buddy used to bend your wife over the bed. No, like, I didn't know what to say. We were friends with her before the boob job. How are you doing, Sarah? We were there when they were done. Like, we knew her pre-boos. We knew her pre-boot job. And then she got the boob job and she came to the bar and I remember going, here, you guys want to touch them? You want to touch them? Like, it was wild. It was wild. Let me tell you. What a time to be alive. How's it going, Sarah?

How are you been? I will be honest. I would have never recognized her in a million years. Really? Oh, yeah. Unrecognizable. Unrecognizable. Had no idea.

I saw one of those. You hadn't really hung out with her at the bar at neighbors. It was during the Alabama Tennessee game. Oh. She was wearing in Alabama. I believe it was a sweatshirt, but it looked like a comforter. And with that, we're going to take a break. We'll be right back.

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Well, dude, I mean, we got to nothing that I plan on talking about, but that was amazing. I thought that was a funny one. The next one, then I have to talk. It ends up not even being a good story, but I have to talk about the bowling alley. Yeah, that'll be, you did that two weeks ago, ma'am. Right, and so we've built it up now. It's actually probably a terrible story, but it needs to be told. I just have to get it out.

All right. Okay. Yeah. Not now. The next one. Oh, what? What do we do? This is for two weeks from now. Wait, so you want me to tell it? I was going to do it. Oh, I know what you're talking about. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Okay. Yeah, I told it already. Yeah. That was funny. Oh, my gosh. I don't know. It doesn't even matter. It doesn't matter. I know. I didn't say that. I'm saying you told it two weeks ago. And it was good back then, but did you want to retell it? No, no, no.

Okay. Yeah. All right, man. Dude, that was crazy, having that mental image because the girl you talked about exactly what I thought of her, the blonde couldn't pick her out of a lineup. The chick I saw at the neighbor's bar. I had hung out with her. You never really, because I'd go to their pool and, like, Gallatin.

You never went with me, so you wouldn't even know who I was talking about. No, I did. But I'm talking massive shelf. bookshelf, but when I saw it at the bar, holy crap, I thought she was playing for Abama. Really? Yeah. I mean, I almost fell out.

I don't know if a face tells a thousand. You think she was playing center or like offensive line or defense? I don't know if a face tells a thousand words, but I came around the corner and I was like, whoa! Hey. I mean, I pretty much looked the exact same. I think I look pretty similar to what I've looked like my whole life. You look spot on.

from the day I met you. Yes. Good. But you do. You look to say you're a little less tan? Yeah, I was tanter. But besides that, you look exactly the same. We think that.

We actually look like. No, no. We're shallow hell. No, no. Dude, we're shallow hell. Here's the thing. There's no way because I look at people like. She probably thought I looked all scagged out too.

Because I was all drunk. My eyes were like different angles. I was at the trampoline park. And this is what I mean. You just see parents that I'm like, Like, good God, they just don't, like, they look terrible. Well, there is the point where you go, am I going to care or am I not going to care? And maybe this dude has looked like this his whole life.

Maybe he has. But I'm just telling you, he was in like a button up shirt, khaki pants. He had it tucked in. He had his computer sitting there on his lap. And I mean, those pants were about to bust. And it just, he looked so uncomfortable. And I'm like, dude. Okay, so he wasn't out of shape.

He just went the nerd route as a parent. Yes. Got it. Like, I'm like, dude, like, come on. Like, put something, like, you're coming to a trampoline park. Like, you don't need to be in buttonups and slacks at a trampoline park. Even if you just got off work, have a spare change clothes in the car. Like, put some shorts on, put a t-shirt on.

Like, look chill at a trampoline park. You look so out of place with your button up and all uncomfortable. It looked like he couldn't even sit down. who's so uncomfortable with these pants and clothes on and all these sweaty kids running around. All these pairs are sitting back with their shorts and t-shirts and a leisure wear. Totally out of place.

Like, know the room. A lot of the SEC schools, that's how they dress, though. Is that what it is? Yeah. Even when they go to the trampoline park. Yeah. I mean, the dude couldn't even get on a trampoline. There's no way you get a trampoline on those clothes.

And you think about it, it's just mindless. You throw on the khakis, throw on the polo. Don't have to think about what you're putting on. But yeah, he went the total nerd dork route. See, because me, like, I look like crap everywhere I go. I wear the basketball shorts and a t-shirt and tennis shoes all the time as a parent. When I'm going to school functions, like if I'm going to the carnival, if I'm going to, you know, kindergarten meet up.

That's how I dress. These people that dress up for everything, I cannot understand it. Well, we're at the best time that we grew up in the right era. Our parents used to wear jeans all the time. I couldn't tell you the last time I wore a pair of jeans. I'm wearing joggers right now. Can I tell you something? I don't own a pair of blue jeans.

Dad wore them seven days a week. I had one pair of blue jeans that I bought probably 10, 11, 12 years ago, and they got a hole in the butt. And so now I can't wear them. So I wear these little Columbia, I think they're, what are they called? Are they Colombians? I don't know what they're called. I don't know what brand, but they are so comfortable. They might be, they have to be Columbia.

Anyway, I don't know what style of blue jeans are in. So if I went to the store to buy a pair of blue jeans, I wouldn't know what to wear. Well, I'm going to give you a heads up. They're a little bit baggier now. They're that cane brown look at the award show. They're not Bieber baggy? Can I tell you? I don't know what that means.

Well, you know what award show I've watched in the last three years? None of them. The skinny jeans are no longer in. You have to have a little bit of bag to them now. But I'm with you. I would honestly probably have to upgrade a little bit. You can't go super holy. They just got to be a little baggy.

Yeah, so literally like when someone's like, oh, just wear your blue jeans. I'm like, I don't have a pair of blue jeans. I don't know what is in stock. I have no idea. So I don't even buy them. For all the things we complain about our job, the beauty is, don't have to have a tie, don't have to have a suit coat. And Beezer always hit me if it's a funeral or a wedding.

What? You don't have a tie? Bezor, you know the industry I'm in. I don't have a damn tie. It's radio. We wear backwards hats and hoodies, and we used to wear shorts, but now we got to wear long pants. I'm telling you, I as a kid, I saw people that wore like suits and shirts and ties. And I was like, that is miserable.

I will never be able to do that. If you could have told yourself from 20 years ago, hey, you're going to be able to wear a athlete leisure to work, a USA soccer shirt, these Columbia jogger shorts, how excited would you have been? Over the moon. But I knew it from a young age. That's what I was going to be able to do because I hated dressing up. Yeah, see, I always thought you'd have to dress up. If I could have told myself 30 years ago that this is what I was going to be able to wear,

I'd be so proud of myself. Man, it feels so amazing. And my wife, she said that two things she thought. She thought all guys shaved every day and that all guys wore suits every day to work. Because her dad shaved every day and he wore a suit every day to work. I thought the shaving every day was actually a thing. It's not. you can get away with like once a week, which is awesome.

Such amazing. Actually, in radio, once every two weeks, baby. Hey, once every three. You can do it whenever you want. I actually, the only time I shave was with baby is like, hey, you've really got to clean up your neck. You're looking homeless. Yeah, I do the same.

I look homeless. I'm like, dang, I need to shave. And then when I shave, I'm like, man, you look 25 again. It's amazing. So I should shave more often, but I don't. And I'm glad we talked to a lot of sports, guys. Have a great day. Ray, anything you want to say, parting words?

Yeah, sports, guys. I don't really know how this is going to fall. I don't gamble anymore. But Caitlin Clark, it was at 1.4 times your money, then it moved to three times your money. It's dropping MVP. I mean, it's the easiest four-time investment you're going to have. It's better in Bitcoin, better in Ethereum, it's better in Navidia. This is the investment you need.

Caitlin Clark to win the MVP. I've run the algorithms, crunch the numbers. And what do you always say? You've got to bet the future now. Is that? Yeah, once you're in the future, it's too late to bet the future. Bet the past, Ray, you'd be 2020. Hindsight.

It's Justin says 2020 isn't actually hindsight. So vision-wise, this is Justin. 2015 is better than 2020. So Justin goes, hindsight's 2015. Oh, my, okay, doctor. Oh, my gosh. Why do we got to get all technical? Like, why?

Hey, hindsight being 2015. Oh, you're so, hey, Justin, sorry. You're so smart, man. You're so much smarter than I am. Goodness. Is 2015 really better? Yeah. Then why do we say 20-20?

I don't know. With hindsight being 2015. I'm going to start. Listen, Justin, I made fun of you, but if anybody ever says 20-20 again, I'm like, you mean 2015. I'm going to use it. I'm going to make money you right now.

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