The Bobby Bones Show - SORE LOSERS - The Guys Hang with Patrick Mahomes, Kane Brown, and Jason Aldean!

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

In this episode Ray and Lunchbox hung out with Patrick Mahomes, Kane Brown, Jason Aldean, Brittany Aldean, Brittany Mahomes, Kurt Warner, and many more celebrities at Kane Brown's on Broadway Grand Op...ening. Ray and Lunchbox had drinks with Ibiza and then did him dirty so they feel like they need to apologize. Kansas City Chiefs fans should be worried because we have an update on Patrick Mahomes recovery from his torn ACL and we try to figure out why Taylor Swift wasn't there last. Plus we talk about the Spurs vs Thunder and Survivor Season 50 Season finale with the Jeff Probst screw up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. It's that time to put on your jersey and wave your flag, whoever you root for. Why do I watch the walk up? That's like asking me, why do I breed? And it's beautiful. The guys are young and cute and fit.
Starting point is 00:00:19 It's not just a game. It's your culture. I like watching it with my dad. It's a connecting force. From Futuro Studios, I'm Fernanda Chavari, and this is American football, a show about soccer culture in the U.S. and its underdog roots. Listen to American football on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Joy is essential and it's also elusive, but now there's a new and exciting way to start your journey toward a more joyful existence.
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Starting point is 00:01:21 We've here, since everyone has a podcast, we want it to as well. And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend, Nile Horn, is joining the show. How's it going, boys? Hey, Niall. It was the same thing with slow hands. The old hands is not about anything else really, is it? You know, or taste so good can't be about food.
Starting point is 00:01:35 You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done. You too, Joe. Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Everyone sees me as a football player, but before anything else, I'm human. Every single day I'm still learning how to live with problems, mistakes, relationships, emotions ever since I was born. This isn't a normal podcast.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Everything here is spontaneous, real and genuine, just honest conversations about what it means to be alive. I'm Javier Tchariot Hernandez and listen to Learning to Be Human on IHard Radio, Apple Podcasts, or whatever you get your podcast. Welcome in, as Colin Coward used to say. Yeah, it is Friday and here's the problem, man. It is not a beautiful Friday. It is a rain-filled Friday. It was a rain-filled Wednesday. It was a rain-filled.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Thursday. It's supposed to be a rain filled Saturday, Sunday, Monday. It is supposed to rain all the way until next Friday. Right. What you should have just started with it's rain filled today because yes, then my part of the monologue was going to be, yes, it's going to rain for the next seven days. Beezer pulled it up and she said, I don't leave the house usually because of her job. She's worked from home. She said, I have no reason to take a step out of my house for the next seven days. And she couldn't be happier. I'm like, you're the only person I know that roots for a rainy day so they don't have to leave the house for anything. I will be honest that I do sound old, but we needed the rain. Like the grass, the yard, it was getting a little hard. You go to the golf course and it was pretty, pretty, ow, there wasn't much grass because it was starting to, you know, die down because they hadn't had rain in so long that they needed it for the fairways. They needed it for the rough. The greens, they needed some saturation.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Well, and did you hear that from me or you've learned from Jim Nance over the years, folks? That is a sorgia. That is a beautiful algae on the course. That is the soy gum. Oh, it's beautiful. Jim Nance, CBS, the Masters. What's the grass they always say? Bint grass.
Starting point is 00:03:55 No, they say, the rye grass. We don't do Google. He says it's soyja. That's, uh, I don't know. They always say this one grass. and a trucker's probably yelling right now in his cab because he knows it. No, no, no. Truckers don't know grass.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Farmers know grass. Soyja. Something. I'm close, guys, but we don't Google. The golf, yes, I told you that. When I went to Cancun, it was two inches of thick, lush, just grass. You could miss the ball, not even come close to it, and I'd still hit it on the green. So the grass is so important with your swing.
Starting point is 00:04:32 It really is. And it's key to hit the ball before you hit the ground. That really helps your swing. When I played the other day, I have to say with Random Kid Cody, great to see him. He's only been playing twice a year. And I still only beat him by two strokes because my golf game, I've never in my life hit the golf ball farther.
Starting point is 00:04:53 I've never hit the golf ball better. But my score doesn't show it. It's unbelievable. Chip and putting game. Well, no, no, it's the problem is, I'll have holes. I mean, I burn the edges on like five holes for bogey. Like, I mean, burned it should have been pars, bogey, bogey.
Starting point is 00:05:12 But my problem is, is there's a couple that I'll hit the fairway and then triple bogey. That's bad. Yeah, I've said it to Jesse. I have so many quotes with golf and I'm like, not even a pro golfer, but I tell Justin, the most hardest thing in golf is to hit three good shots in a row. It really is. So it would be, so like if you hit the drive, we all have hit a good drive. that next shot, almost every golfer I know will duff it or not hit it or great.
Starting point is 00:05:39 So if you can hit the drive great, then the next shot is great. Oh my gosh, I'm like five feet from the hole. And then you put it in. That is three great shots in a row. It's the hardest thing to do in golf. Everybody can get one. Select few can get two. I mean, the elite thing to do is three in a row.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Man, you summed up my day perfectly because I'll just take you to number one. It's a dog leg right down a little bit of a hill par five and I say hey man Cody I know you want to play the whites I'm going to play the blues because no no no it was only like 6,300 yards from the blues 6,000 yards on the white that's pretty short when you're playing golf and so I step up and whack right down the middle right down the middle second shot there's a like a little bit of a creek that runs about 50 yards in front of the green. I know the hole. And so I take out an iron, boom, put it right down there. So that's two in a row. Two in a row. Now I am 89 yards from the green.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Step up with the attack wedge. It's up there and the wind knocks it down short. And it rolls back down the hill. So that would not have been three in a row. That would be three in a row. I chip it on. Then I'm putting for par. Burn the edge.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Bogie. I mean, it was just like, just like you said, three in a row. Same thing on the next par five. It's a downhill and dog leg left. Hit it in the fairway. Get the wood, the four wood. Boom. Put it down there about 105 yards from the green.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Step up. Goes up. It's going right. It's going right. Hits the side of the hill, kicks right across the cart path. There you go. Can't have three in a row, man. So what is that?
Starting point is 00:07:44 Two or three? That was three. I lost track. And then I got to chip it up. Then I put and putt. Bogie. Should have been a par. Less sports, more lifestyle, though.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Yeah, yeah. But that was just it. And torrential, I mean, the wind. I mean, it was like gale force winds because it was the day before all the rain was getting to town. And it was windy. Wait, so did you go yesterday? No, I went on Monday.
Starting point is 00:08:06 man. I just totally forgot to talk about it. So I don't, yeah, I don't know the weather than that day. Because I was going to say, oh, it's hot and windy. That was pretty daring yesterday because there were spot showers the entire day. No, no, it was windy and hot. It was just, I just want to talk about how I played with Cody. And it's great to see him, giving him daps. And, you know, he's having, he has two kids and having the time of his life being a father and talking about the difference between a boy and a girl. And it's crazy. And we were like, we got to get the kids together. And then he was like, yeah, I got to go to work. And that was about all we talked about. So here's the difference, boy and a girl.
Starting point is 00:08:38 I would love to know my dad's answer to that. My dad would just be like, what? Because my dad's a man of few words. You know how your family doesn't say a lot on the podcast? My dad would say two words. Whoa, I think my family says a lot on the pod. Because you get it out of them. Oh.
Starting point is 00:08:51 But it feels like they're not comfortable at first. Then they start talking. And your dad realizes he has to give us some kind of good information. Right? They don't realize that. My dad wouldn't say anything. I don't even think you'd have an answer to, dad. What was the difference between raising my sister and me?
Starting point is 00:09:06 I don't even, that's a great question. Because the fact that you actually have an answer to that blows my mind. Yeah, it's just like you talk to other people. They're like, oh, they're just so different. A girl, sit in color. A boy won't, you know, things like that. But anyway, they all play on their iPad. No, they don't.
Starting point is 00:09:21 What's the difference? The iPad's pink and one's blue. They all look at screens. We don't have screens. You don't? We don't have iPads. Muff said she gives the baby a screen on the way down and he'll look at it for seven hours. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:09:36 needed one so bad. She went to Walmart on a brand new screen and the baby didn't talk for seven hours. That's how addicted we are to these screens. Exactly. And that is why my children do not have them. That is why if you go to a restaurant with us, they will not be on a screen. They will sit there and they will interact. They will color. They will do whatever. But you know what they won't be doing? They won't be on a screen. Dad, why does that kid have a TV in front of him? Because their parents suck, man. I don't know what to tell you. Wait a second What's the score, the kid? Hey, can you look up to the score of the Spurs game?
Starting point is 00:10:12 Yeah, so, I mean, we don't do screens. We just don't do it for that reason only. And because once you try to take a screen away, guess what they do? It's like World War III out there, man. Well, it's like trying to break a cocaine addiction. And I've seen it with Bob Mennery and actually he has a boxing match this weekend. He has a fight against Johnny Mansell. Guess how much of that I'll watch?
Starting point is 00:10:33 Zero minutes. and so Bob is a guy that just says a ton of stuff and does about 1% of it speaking of that good luck and everything you're doing Jason shout out to Jason oh yeah Jason 1% just made me think of the same percent chance I told him that I would actually mention on the podcast but Johnny Mansell is I believe actually training whereas Bob Menry had to gain 15 pounds and Bob claims he couldn't do any cardio for this boxing match. It is going to be the biggest flop, even
Starting point is 00:11:05 bigger than Rhonda Rousey's last one. And I don't even know where it's televised. It's probably one of those that's just on apps. It's just on X. It's just on kick. There's no way it's broadcast on anything. But he said ESPN's getting involved a little bit. I have no idea. I don't know anything about it.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I don't understand. I don't know what kind of athlete Bob Minnery is, but at least Johnny Mansell is athletic. And he's got him by a foot. and he's heavier. There's no way that Bob Menry gained 20 pounds and Johnny Mansell lost 10. Apparently they weren't even close in weight. Bob Menry's been partying.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Bro, Bob Menry was partying in Vegas last night and he goes, needed a night off before the fight. The fights in two days. That's what I mean. I can't watch it. But he's addicted to Adderall and that addiction led me down that path. There's no way it's even a legit. It's not even thinking it's boxing.
Starting point is 00:12:00 It's UFC or something. Something. Little gloves. They can actually wrestle and stuff. I have no idea, dude. I don't care. No one cares. No one is going to be watching this. But what determines if people are going to watch it? Like, why did everybody watch Tyson, Paul? Why? Mike Tyson. Okay. Because we all got tricked into watching that. We all got tricked into watching a 90-year-old Mike Tyson. I mean, they made him walk two miles to the ring. They showed him in the locker room. He didn't know cameras were alive now and he was naked in his thong. I mean, it's just so weird.
Starting point is 00:12:33 We all watched it. We all did. So what's the difference? The big name. The big name. Johnny Mansell might be a name, but Bob Minery, I hate to tell you. As much as you love the dude, we had him on the pot. He was great.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Thanks, Bob. If you're listening, no one knows who the hell Bob Minery is. Nobody. And I don't know if it's real or AI, but somebody photoshopped Johnny Mansell's football jersey on his ex-girlfriend and said, hey, Bob, maybe this will be some motivation. Oh, so Johnny Mansell's with... No, but they just took a picture of her and put his jersey on her. Got it.
Starting point is 00:13:09 And so, and Bob's like, hey, I want to get pissed and stuff. I want to see red. He goes, so I had, I started smoking for a week and then quit cold turkey because I wanted that anger. Dude, Bob's lost his mind. And then Pat McAvney started talking about him. Really? Oh, it's a collision of all my worlds. I love Bob Menry.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I love Johnny Mansell and I love Pat Macon. McAfee and they all were in the same segment. Okay. Okay. And so then, but Pat McAfee is doing what we're doing. Rippin on it. And Bob gets on his Instagram. He's like, that's effed up, Pat.
Starting point is 00:13:41 I've been texting you and calling you, man. You guys, you lost my number. That's effed up, dude. I want to clear my name. You can't just get on there and bash me. Dude, it's amazing. The only thing that would make it better is of like Will Kirby from Big Brother somehow was the doctor at the boxing match. And we got on camera or something like that.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Those are all my favorite people. Will Kirby, Johnny Menzel, Bob Menry, and Pat McAfee. Bro, you want to talk about your world's colliding. If Pat McAfee is talking about, but how is Pat McAfee in this? Does he know Bob Minnery? It's just getting talked about because Johnny Mansell is going to be in a boxing UFC fight. But they must be boys that they have each other's number. Dude, Bob Menry knows everybody.
Starting point is 00:14:25 We found that out. It randomly is the most connected person, low-key, ever. I mean, any number you, he's like, we're like six degrees. The saying is seven, six, seven degrees of separation from everybody in the world. Bob Menry is like one or two. Do you realize we have lost 90% of our audience? Nobody knows, I mean, I don't know what's more entertaining. Little League sports or Bob Minery talk.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Well, I enjoyed it. No, no, you always rip on my co-ed soccer and you rip on my Little League stories. I just don't know if people care about Bob Minery. because your soccer, there's just no twists in turns. No, there is. There's not because you got to pivot. You got to twist with the ball. You're an aging athlete.
Starting point is 00:15:07 There's about to be World Cup come to this country. Dude, it is about to be here. And it is nostalgic. It's when I started in radio at the sports show. World Cup was going on. It was 2026, 2012, 2018, 2014 was we were here. 2010 is when I started in radio after telecommunication. and I sat in the sports studio
Starting point is 00:15:30 and it was in South Africa. And the bazook boozulus. And at 5-8, 4 a.m. Soccer was on. And I said, dude, this is light. Like, I didn't even bet it. I just enjoyed watching it on TV live. And we'd do the sports show.
Starting point is 00:15:44 And I was in a radio building. I was like, this is my life. And then I met you idiots and it changed everything. But at that moment in time, my life was perfect with that sports show getting paid no money. Yeah. I mean, I remember the South Africa World Cup, dude. Boom.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Our sales girl Monica went and she brought me back of Avuselah. She brought me one. And I was like, now that's cool. Which never made sense to me. I thought it was a buzzing from insects in the area. You thought the mosquitoes were taking over the stadium. So people would blow the horn the entire game in and around the stadium to make it constant. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:26 That's wild. Kind of weird, huh? Yeah. but I love, didn't bet it, didn't even know any of the teams, enjoyed watching it because it was competitive and involved the world. Yeah. So I was about to bash on it, but I'm actually kind of in for World Cup. Yeah, don't bash it because it's about to be freaking awesome.
Starting point is 00:16:41 And when the ticket price is drop enough, we will be driving to Atlanta to go to a game. See, I can't believe Nashville didn't get one. We get the Super Bowl. Oh, we get the Super Bowl. If that stadium was open, different story. But we're not going to put it at Nissan Stadium, that pile of crap. And also, in 2030, we have to cancel the convention. There's no way we can compete with the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Oh. Yeah. I mean, we can't have a convention that year. But it'll be before the Super Bowl. What if we have at Super Bowl weekend? Hey, guys, we got these really cool parties going on. Come here. Let's try to get.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Oh, sorry. You're not letting us in. Okay. Next bar. Hey, no, no, not coming there too. Okay. Sorry, you're close for a Super Bowl party. Guys, I guess we're doing the pod live on the street, man.
Starting point is 00:17:28 We started having conventions and now the Super Bowl wants a piece of this. Hey, they saw how successful it was. They saw what we were on to. They saw tickets were going on sale July 15th. Hopefully. We have to wait until the Preds schedule is released, guys. It can't be July 1st. Their schedule is not out in time.
Starting point is 00:17:46 We apologize. We should start the show, then take a break. Because I got bad news. I got bad news for Chiefs fans, but good news for the rest of the NFL. We're going to do it. Live. We are the one, two, three. So are losers. What up, everybody. I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports.
Starting point is 00:18:08 So I give you the sports facts. My sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports. Genius. Trying to do two things at once here, y'all. I'm running multiple shows. I am Cizzen Raimundo from the North Alpha male. I live with Bayes or wife. Crops are, that fur is so in the dirt. It's not even funny. we're not leaving the house. We are sheltering in place for the next seven days. It is going to rain cats and dogs.
Starting point is 00:18:32 You're looking at 40 days, 40 nights of rain. We did need it. I did get out my rain stick because the crops needed it. And now we're getting too much. I didn't ask for that much rain. But 2.3 acres, two kids at Vandy, they are de-froasting. They have not been fertilized.
Starting point is 00:18:47 That is why they are still eggs and not embryos. Correct. And once they're an embryo, then they would get placed in a surrogate. More on that later. And by the later, I mean, in five years. But anyways, Justin's in Michigan. Hope he's doing well.
Starting point is 00:19:03 He said now he works till 5 p.m. He's like, life's tough. I work till 5 p.m. And I go, yeah, that's a normal job. And he goes, well, I haven't had a normal job in 15 years, dummy. But I guess they got him working. Oh, man. And he's called like a priest.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Priest? He's a priest. No. The lady, some lady's training him for three months. He goes, apparently I. I was at the Little League at Bandy because they got me it's a precursor I think
Starting point is 00:19:32 or she's a pre-requisite pre we don't Google she's like she's a precocter I think I'll precocter yeah and she teaches him for three months dang yeah so that's what he's dealing with dang are you done I work till five
Starting point is 00:19:49 yeah that's when everybody does well I haven't had a real job in 12 years dummy he's like yelling at me So bad at you. Oh, man. All right, we're going to take a break. And like I said, we're going to come back. Bad news for Chiefs fans, but good news for the rest of the NFL.
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Starting point is 00:21:15 I love the sounds, the buzzing from the stadium, the chanting from the fans, the announcers calling the place soccer, football, at home. Why do I watch the World Cup? That's like asking me, why do I breed? I inherited that fandom from my mom. I like watching it with my dad. It's a connecting force. From Futuro Studios, I'm Fernanda Chavari, and this is American Football, a show about soccer culture in the U.S. and its underdog roots.
Starting point is 00:21:46 We go beyond the game to the people and the stories that make it great. A soccer game is a festival. It's not just a game. It's your culture. I took an elbow to my head, which cracked my skull. It is an American game. The Brazilians don't like hearing that, though. Are they the only ones that don't like that?
Starting point is 00:22:05 Nobody likes that. As we get ready for the Men's World Cup this summer, listen to American football as part of the My Coutura podcast network, available on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, listen up. The Jonas Brothers here. Our podcast is called, Hey Jonas.
Starting point is 00:22:26 We figure since everyone has a podcast, we wanted to as well. And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend, Nile Horn, is joining the show. How's it going, boys? Hey, Niall. It's the same thing with Slow Hands. Slow Hands is not about anything else, really, is it? You know, or taste so good can't be about food.
Starting point is 00:22:41 You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done. You too, Joe. Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Dude, if you are a cheese fan and this go, Brother, brother, Pitts, I don't know where you're at, brother. But we had a run in. We had a run in with the man himself.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Patty Mahomes. We had a run in with him last night. I got an update on how he's recovering from his ACL. And guys, it is not good. It is not good. Patty Mahomes, they did not bring him in the front door of Kane Brown's bar. He did not come in the front door. He did not use the stairs.
Starting point is 00:23:25 What were the stairs called? What were the stairs called? Everything was labeled, idiot. They were called stairs, weren't they? Heaven. You were going, his song was Heaven. You're right. I didn't know they were called, they were stepping to heaven.
Starting point is 00:23:38 And then what floor did we hang out with them on? The second floor. One Mississippi. One Mississippi. One Mississippi floor. And he was right there by the one Mississippi sign. And he was posted up against the wall, but here's the thing. Everybody else was standing.
Starting point is 00:23:56 But how did he get up there? they had to take him up to elevator. Oh, no. Patrick Mahomes had to use the elevator. There was no stairs. Breaking news, Rossini. Do you have the breaking news clip? No.
Starting point is 00:24:12 No. I'm just telling you, I'm letting you know that I don't think Patrick Mahomes is going to be ready for NFL football. He is not doing stairs yet. He is still using elevator. Everybody was dancing. Everybody was talking. everybody's walking around, mixing and mingling. Patty Mahomes was sitting, sitting the entire time.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Verified and confirmed. Co-signed. He had a hat on. His wife was there. They were sitting, they were talking to each other. She was talking to other people. Patrick Mahomes was talking to other people, but he was not dancing. He was not moving.
Starting point is 00:24:46 He was sitting the entire time. And I just thought, oh, no, the chiefs are in trouble. The chiefs are in trouble. But I was there and when. all of that. Can I play devil's advocate? Go ahead. I did have a friend that posted a video probably three hours after we left because we were out of there at 9 p.m. And Patty was up on the rooftop standing. What? Who's your friend? Surrey. He owns all those clubs. It might be one of his. I didn't know that. I didn't know he was standing on the rooftop. So I hate to do something
Starting point is 00:25:19 that's going to conflict your report, but just so that we have both sides of it, I was there with you. And yes, Patty did maybe that's something where he doesn't necessarily maybe it's too crowded when he had a wall of protection and you don't want people bumping and knocking it bumping the knee let me see uh oh it's still crowded dude all right so that's rooftop oh that's him up there all right here we go yeah there's the DJ as he dancing yeah he was in the middle okay and I will say I will say that there was a moment when Kane Brown came over and Patty Mahomes was still sitting down and they were talking. And then Hall of Fame quarterback Kurt Warner came in.
Starting point is 00:26:03 What? Yeah, you left. You left. Kurt Warner was there. Why? Hall of Famer Kurt Warner came walking into that section. And I will say Patty Mahomes used. Patty Mahomes in the middle of the dance floor confirmed on this one.
Starting point is 00:26:20 I saw him. I saw him right there. Yeah, I see his hat. He is. He is standing and partying. But I'm saying when Kurt Warner did come in there, he did. I saw him use the table to push up. And he was leaning on the table as he was talking to Kurt Warner.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Coach, you got better reporting than Ian Rappaport. I'm telling you. And if you want to know the drink of choice for Patty Mahomes, what he likes to suck down on a Thursday night in the offseason, it is Coors light. Ray, I followed him into the restroom. No, I, dude. You're at the trough with him, he drops it. Do you think? I got a question.
Starting point is 00:27:06 If he would have went to the bathroom, we would have followed him. But he didn't make a break. 100%. Right, but he didn't leave the second. Not the section. We were in VIP. He didn't leave the table he was sitting on for 45 minutes. He did not move.
Starting point is 00:27:19 He did not move from that one spot. Then I thought, you're right. But if he went to the bathroom, do you think they blocked the bathroom? No one's lied to go in? Do you think security blocks the bathroom if Patrick Mahomes goes to the bathroom and does not let anybody else in because he would just be mobbed? Yes. But also, why did he not have a couple security people next to him? That's a million dollar knee.
Starting point is 00:27:44 I mean, all it takes is one. It's more than a million dollars. It's like $500 million. One drunk guy with a Stets and boot? Well, they had security all around that section. So they knew that everybody in that section was, quote unquote, cool and wouldn't act a fool. and then Ray and I are sitting there with our phones out. The only damn ones in the VIP snapping the photos, dude.
Starting point is 00:28:08 And then everybody, it was so exclusive in elite. I mean, it was only wives, wags and athletes and artists back there. And I was back there 10 minutes. I told lunch how tired I was. I go, dude, I got to leave. So I'm trying to get out. And the guy's like, the bouncer was like, what? Nobody tries to leave this VIP section.
Starting point is 00:28:25 So I get past him. and then the other VIP guy is holding back. I mean, I'm talking droves, coeds. And I'm like, hey, and he looked at me like, how did you get back here? And I'm like, well, I'm trying to leave. He's like, okay. He wasn't ready for people to want to leave the VIP section. He was trying to keep the crowd out.
Starting point is 00:28:44 And when Ray taps him on the back, he's like, huh? How did you get behind me? You're leaving? It's only 9 o'clock. You're in VIP. No one in the VIP section leaves at 9 o'clock. But I might have got a better experience than you because then all the co-eds are looking at me like, who's up is he? Dude, I walked out with my shirt undone.
Starting point is 00:29:07 My hair was all messed up of a 40-year-old dude on the Thursday night. They're like, does this guy own part of this bar? Yeah, Ray kept saying telling people, hey, angel investor here, angel investor. I'm an angel investor. Well, I realized that it was only because then they want to end. I like it's only funny if you're trying to like probably get girls numbers like because I told our waitress I go yeah we're investors but like back in the day I would have used that to get a girl's number correct but then there was nowhere to go with it she's like oh that's awesome and that's the end of the conversation and I'm like yeah I didn't think of a second lied to that one then she goes well nice to be you guys and seven we're all here in these tables and boost we had no we were eating fries with abeva and I was like we're all investors and a piece Beezas and Birkenstocks and shorts.
Starting point is 00:29:56 A bea! That's the best part. We're up on the second floor. We're up on the one Mississippi floor. And we look down and Ray goes, there's Abiza. There's a Beza. How did he get in? So we go down and see Abiza and Ricky and Abiza's dude.
Starting point is 00:30:14 And we're hanging out. We're eating a bunch of the food that they're hanging out, handing out. And then Abiza's dude goes, hey, that lady just said that Mahomes is upstairs Patrick Mahomes is upstairs and I said oh really clutch I said we got to go up there because I was told that Patrick Mahomes was going to be there I thought going in that maybe Taylor Swift too I thought Taylor Swift and Travis would be there I did you really I thought people that they've been in Instagram with Taylor and Travis that's what I mean and then but I was just it's a wish I was like they're not showing up to
Starting point is 00:30:51 Kane bars bar opening and lower Broadway and I got there and I was talking with some of the people from Kane's record label and that we were talking about man how crazy it the Super Bowl's coming to Nashville blah blah blah blah even crazier and they go well I mean Patrick Mahomes and Kurt Warner are coming tonight so I'm going to get she goes
Starting point is 00:31:08 I think I should have Kane to a picture with him and be like well we know where the Super Bowl after party's at and it'll be a picture of them three and I was like oh that's a good idea and so then I was like looking for Patrick Mahomes to come walking in that front door. I was waiting all night for Patrick Mahomes to come walking in that front door. And then he never came in that front door. And I kept going, man, he's not even here yet. That's when the girl next to us had said something about Patrick Mahomes being upstairs.
Starting point is 00:31:39 And so we were waiting for a visa to get back from the bar with his drinks. We headed straight to elevator, went straight to the rooftop. A couple wrong turns in the stairwell. And we went in the rooftop and we're looking around. She said he was up here. She said he was upstairs. Man, it's raining up here on the rooftop. I understand they got a tent over it, but it's still dripping water everywhere. Then we see Kane Brown
Starting point is 00:32:02 B-Line it in one of the stairwells. And the stairwell and we're like, guys, go, go, go, go, go! And so we jump in the stairwell trying to chase Kane Brown down. And I realized that Patty Mahomes isn't going to be up on the wet deck because he has an ACL that he's trying to recover from.
Starting point is 00:32:18 So we go back down to the one Mississippi floor, which is actually the second floor, and spotted was Patty Mahomes over there against the wall. And he was midwall. He wasn't in one corner or the other corner. He was mid wall dead center. And he was just posted up talking to some dude. We'll put pics and videos on the Instagram. I got some good footage. And we'll put some on the Facebook too. We got great ones. And then we are the creepers snapping photos. And then the record label and Abiza's with us. What we did to Abiza is wrong.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Okay. This is wrong. This is bad. This is bad. I apologize to it later. You did? Yeah. I found him and apologized.
Starting point is 00:32:58 I said, and they were all excited to see Patty Mahomes too. They wanted to see Patrick Mahomes. And we kept talking and gassing him up. So Ricky, Zach's dude, or Abiza and Ibiza's dude. And we're like, okay, Patty Mahomes. We're trying to find him. So we were a team of five. Yes.
Starting point is 00:33:12 And we see Patty Mahomes. And we absolutely. acted like Abiza, Ricky, and Abiza's dude did not exist. We ditched them. The record label is like, oh, come on in here. Come on in. And so she pulls us into VIP. And I don't even think about Abiza and Ricky and Abiza's dude for another 30 minutes.
Starting point is 00:33:33 And I go, oh, where did they go? We absolutely ditched them. We were with them for like 30 freaking minutes. But I wonder what it was like for them because they definitely got a hand in front of their face and then you and me were just gobsmacked for the next 30 minutes taking pictures we had Jason Aldine Brittany Aldine
Starting point is 00:33:55 Brittany Mahomes a dude for the Titans named Kai and so I never even look back so they had to have had a security arm in their face for like five minutes and we're just sitting there living the life and didn't even think to look back and say could they
Starting point is 00:34:11 come in we did them wrong I didn't even think about them at that moment all I saw was Patty Mahomes I thought Chiefs Red Red Friday I was like I gotta get close to him I gotta tell Pitts is the biggest fan
Starting point is 00:34:27 and Pitts has a shrine to him in his house and I didn't get within 10 feet of Patrick Mahomes he had such a wall around him there was no talking to him I couldn't even give him the guns up I couldn't even say hey man are you the one that was giving Sorby money so he could gamble on everything
Starting point is 00:34:43 under the sun are you mad at him Have you talked to them? What's Texas Tech football going to do? You're going to head back to college for one year? I couldn't tell them anything. Hey, what's up with your one coach? Didn't it one of their coaches get in trouble? Yeah, he got arrested right before the draft.
Starting point is 00:34:57 But hey, what's up with Rashi Rice? Have you visited him in prison, man? You know, he's there for 30 days. You thought about calling him? Hey, they got Rushi Rice here in Williamson County prison or what? Yeah, but he was just there chatting it up, talking. He was very talkingative. The guy, whoever was next to him, I don't know if that was his boy.
Starting point is 00:35:14 I hope it was his boy, because he was his boy, because he was. talking nonstop to Patty. He was talking to him nonstop. And he did at one point catch me taking a picture. If you want to, he looked right at me and I was like, oh, this is awkward. Oh, dude, Brittany Mahomes knew I was video and taking pictures. She smiled. She was posing for the camera.
Starting point is 00:35:30 He looked right at me. He's like, you're taking a picture. I didn't even see that, dude. Yeah, that's one of the dudes he was talking to. The Abiza situation. So as I was leaving, when I passed all the coeds, double security line, I'm trying to exit. I couldn't help it. We got in BIP. Al Dean came up to me, started chatting it up with me.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Then we kind of moved over. Then we talked to Kane. And then we're just staring at my homes. And I mean, I literally like blocked out. Yeah, we blocked out. And it was loud. It was loud. It was real loud.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Couldn't hear anything. But on the way out. Was it Bezzi going, launch. Lunch. Lunch. Lunch. I go, hey guys. Cizzen.
Starting point is 00:36:07 I'm so sorry. We just realized that you guys didn't get into VIP. I go, what did you guys do? And Ricky and him just said they walked away. And Abiza goes, oh, we'll remember that. We're going to talk about you on their radio tomorrow. So their angle probably is that we didn't take them to VIP.
Starting point is 00:36:22 He goes, oh, we remember it. We're going to talk about you guys in our 7B segment. Yeah. I think it, but it was, he took it in a fun way, I think. He straight ditched all three of them. And I just met Abiza's dude. Ten minutes later, they get Heismund, and we go to VIP and say, see you looters later.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Dude, they were helping us. We found Patty. We found Patty and ditched them. We got to start caring for our people. I mean, we actually like they didn't even exist. Dude, I was taking so many videos and pictures and Abiza had to have been behind the security line. A Beez is getting in a... Hey, lunch. Hey! Back up, dude. Back up.
Starting point is 00:37:05 I'm Abiza. Is my name on the list? My name's Abiza. I'm with them. Shut up. I mean, ah, man, I didn't even realize it till later. I really didn't. And I just... Oh, we'll remember it. and talk about you guys on the show tomorrow. Hopefully he's not mad at us. Thanks, man.
Starting point is 00:37:20 We'll take a break. Break back. Pride is like love. You feel it in your heart. IR. Radio. Canada's number one streaming app for radio and podcasts, including IHart Pride Canada, your favorite hits and must have party bangers,
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Starting point is 00:37:56 Together, we're going to have meaningful conversations with the world's most fascinating people. Like when actress Olivia Munn shared how she overcame fierce health challenges. I've gone through breast cancer and then helped my mother through breast cancer, and that was more difficult. There's a lot of people who understand postpartner depression. I was not prepared for postpartum. anxiety. Listen to Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:38:25 I love the sounds, the buzzing from the stadium, the chanting from the fans, the announcers calling the place soccer, football, at home. Why do I watch the World Cup? That's like asking me, why do I breed? I inherited that fandom from my mom. I like watching it with my dad. It's a connecting force. From Futuro Studios, I'm Fernanda Chavari, and this is American Football, a show about soccer culture in the U.S. and its underdog roots.
Starting point is 00:38:57 We go beyond the game to the people and the stories that make it great. A soccer game is a festival. It's not just a game. It's your culture. I took an elbow to my head, which cracked my skull. It is an American game. The Brazilians don't like hearing that, though. Are they the only ones that don't like that? Actually, nobody likes that. As we get ready for the Men's World Cup this summer, listen to American Football as part of the My Coutura Podcast Network,
Starting point is 00:39:25 available on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, listen up. The Jonas Brothers here. Our podcast is called, Hey Jonas. We've here, since everyone has a podcast, we want it to as well. And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend, Nile Horn, is joining the show. How's it going, boys?
Starting point is 00:39:44 Hey, Niall. It was the same thing with Slow Hands. Slow Hands is not about anything else. really, is it? You know, or taste so good can be about food. You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done. You too, Joe. Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart Radio app,
Starting point is 00:40:01 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Man, that was a recap right there, dude. That was great, dude. I didn't know the Warner thing. Yeah, he showed up. Did you know the saxophone thing? What? They had the saxophone next to the DJ late night.
Starting point is 00:40:16 Who did? in the clip of Who played the saxophone? Oh, just a random dude. The saxophone guy was in the band downstairs. Oh, he was? Yes. Oh.
Starting point is 00:40:25 The band downstairs was fantastic. I don't need to see it. Yes, he heard the saxophone. Oh, he was. It was there all night, dude. All right, we're good. Oh, that's good. Do, do, do.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Hey, we got an email. Cochers. Cody from Texas here. Go, Spurs, and to Marcus Sears, who likes O KC. Who the, is that? guy. Lunch and Ray. Who's your favorite NBA player of all time? Go Spurs. Spurs. Go. Cody from Texas. It's easy, man. Everybody's, everybody's favorite player is Michael Jordan. But besides Michael Jordan,
Starting point is 00:41:04 it's obviously Genoblee. The most amazing dude to watch play basketball because he did everything. He was so exciting and athletic and through the most unconventional passes that made Greg Popovich pull his hair out, almost go bald. Genoblee. Yeah, give me the answer. Wow. Kid was sick. Mamba was just too much of a ball hog, rest in peace. Yeah. Jordan was awesome, but everybody picks Jordan. I did have the most Jordan posters of any of the NBA players, but I can't pick Jordan.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Everybody picks Jordan. Uh, what was going to say? Yeah, Jordan is, I think everybody would say Jordan, but. That's why you just take him off the table because you can't do it. He's so good. Now I got another email. Damn lunch. S.A. San Antonio is so athletic.
Starting point is 00:42:02 But they were sleeping last night. Go ahead and put a dollar on OKC versus Knicks for the finals. Coach her end. Lock it up. Marcus Sears. Look, guys. We got what we wanted. I predicted game three.
Starting point is 00:42:16 I told you. Like right after game one, we won. said, oh, next game, we get blowed out. I told you that. I said we get blowed out. But we, I mean, we didn't get blowed out. We lost, but I mean. I told you, you know it's going to be a one-one series and you go, I'd like it for
Starting point is 00:42:30 to be two-oh. I would. I would have liked it to be too-0. And SGA had a great game. Congratulations. SGA played well. But that's the NBA script, just like how they told Harper not to go back in the game. That's the NBA script.
Starting point is 00:42:41 They didn't want him going back in the game. No, he heard his hammy. And we got it. We have to have Deeran Fox back because Stefan Castle, he's amazing. but him bringing the ball up every time is exhausting. I mean, we do turn the ball over a lot, but I love, I mean, we're still good. We've got one in Oklahoma City. We're going to win tonight.
Starting point is 00:42:59 And then by the time we come back next week, hopefully the series is over. I'm excited because. It is so fun to watch. Well, that and NHL, because Avalanche were the overwhelming president's trophy, best record in hockey all year. They could get beat out in the conference finals, not even the Stanley Cup. And then the NBA is wild right now. I mean, the Knicks are damn good. The Knicks suck.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Well, just because they're... I can include the Knicks with their crowd. I'm just telling you, when they get to the NBA finals, whoever they play, they'll win a couple. They can't win a couple. They can't win a game maybe. A game, maybe. But most likely not.
Starting point is 00:43:38 So it'll be whatever. But Knicks, Spurs, and Thunder, those are three amazing teams. I couldn't be happier. It's the heart of these playoffs seasons. It is. It really is. And Major League Baseball is going strong. But you don't have time for Major League Baseball when you have the finals on.
Starting point is 00:43:54 You have the conference or the conference finals on for hockey and basketball at the same time. But I wouldn't have. I wouldn't have known last night. What? No, because they didn't have it. They didn't have the games on TV. Guys, this is, this is something that is honestly scaring me. If I could have 30 seconds on this.
Starting point is 00:44:09 So when I was in Charleston, I now remember why I went to El Hefe, because it was one of the few bars that had an actual cable package. and they were streaming a basketball game. Kane Brown's bar didn't have any sports on. There were several of the little areas. There wasn't even a TV. And I think these bars now don't want to pay the streaming fees to show to multiple people and you've got to have some $10,000 subscription probably.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Bro, these bars don't have TVs anymore. This is terrifying. You're right. I mean, I loved what he was doing for Folds of Honor. There was something on there. But that wasn't even a cable. That was just a, they'd put it on a PowerPoint and put it on the TV. Yeah, so are those TVs usually going to be on sport?
Starting point is 00:44:56 No, they're not. We ask them. Hey, I love the benefit for the folds of honor, but are those TVs, are they going to be able to stream cable? Can we put the Knicks game on and then it's on? We're watching it, and Mahomes comes over. He's like, hey, can you quit staring at me? Dude, I'm watching Jalen Brunson. Oh, sorry, man.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Didn't realize you're watching the game right behind me. I tell you what. I love not gambling and having skin on it. Oh, I just won 500. Oh, I just lost $500. Now I'm going to be in a bad mood tomorrow. But I like a background TV playing some hockey, playing some puck, playing some ball. Playing some baseball, anything.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Just have some kind of like entertainment on there. I don't care. But just having screens that just show like, woo, colors, really no point in putting TVs if you're not going to play games. And can I say that how did I want to tell you how I handled Wednesday night? Come to our NFL watch party. Yeah, the Spurs were on game two in Oklahoma City and we had Survivor. The three-hour season finale. Stupid.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Hilarious. Couldn't happen to a better franchise. Jeff Probes, Jackass. Yeah. It was all over the internet. Everybody wants, I'm going to talk about it. I'm going to get there. I'm about to get there.
Starting point is 00:46:13 I'm going to have to go in the other room. I'm going to tell you. you what happened. I got three minutes. Three minutes. You're going to tell us in three minutes? Yes. So I started out. I wanted the kids in bed at seven so I could start with Survivor, watch the first 45 minutes to an hour, then pause it, watch a little bit of the Spurs game and go back to Survivor. Did the kids get in bed at seven o'clock? No. Absolutely not. Not a chance in hell. Can't happen, won't happen, didn't happen. So Survivor is recording.
Starting point is 00:46:44 the Spurs game is recording. And so at like 743... I'm pretty sure those things record normally. What? Continue. It's not like DVR. No, I have DVR. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:57 Thank you. And so I started the Spurs game at 743. And I was able to fast forward the commercials. We watched the first quarter. The kids watched it. I watched it. They're cheering. I'm cheering.
Starting point is 00:47:11 We're clapping. We're into it. Did Harper still have a good hand? At that point, he had a good hammy. And at the end of the first quarter, I said, all right, guys, it's time to go to bed. Gotta go to bed. Authoritarian. Yes.
Starting point is 00:47:23 And we went down and we read stories. You always spank your ass. And as, you know, the last day of school was approaching. So I read off to kindergarten I go and off to first grade I go. Stanley does the school bus. No, we didn't read that. And then I came back upstairs and my wife and I started Survivor. Stanley goes to school.
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Starting point is 00:48:18 Just ask your smart speaker to play IHart Pride Canada. Stream us on your phone. Or listen now at iHeartRadio.ca. Hey, I'm Hoda Kotby, host of the podcast, Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby. Together, we're going to have meaningful conversations with the world's most fascinating people. Like when actress Olivia Munn shared how she overcame fierce health challenges. I've gone through breast cancer and then helped my mother through breast cancer. And that was more difficult.
Starting point is 00:48:45 There's a lot of people who understand postpartum depression. I was not prepared for postpartum anxiety. Listen to Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I love the sounds. The buzzing from the stadium, the chanting from the fans, the announcers calling the place soccer, football, at home. Why do I watch the World Cup? That's like asking me, why do I breed? I inherited that fandom for my mom.
Starting point is 00:49:16 I like watching it with my dad. It's a connecting force. From Futuro Studios, I'm Fernanda Chavari, and this is American Football, a show about soccer culture in the U.S. and its underdog roots. We go beyond the game to the people and the stories that make it great. A soccer game is a festival. It's not just a game. It's your culture.
Starting point is 00:49:41 I took an elbow to my head, which cracked my... It is an American game. The Brazilians don't like hearing that, though. Are they the only ones that don't like that? Nobody likes that. As we get ready for the Men's World Cup this summer, listen to American Football as part of the My Coutura Podcast Network, available on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:50:07 All right, listen up. The Jonas Brothers here. Our podcast is called Hey Jonas. We're here, since everyone has a podcast, we want it to as well. And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend Nile Horn is joining the show. How's it going, boys? Hey, Niall.
Starting point is 00:50:19 It's the same thing with Slow Hands. Slow Hands is not about anything else, really, is it? You know, or taste so good can be about food. You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done. You too, Joe. Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. There was a previous book. Did he mention us in one of his previous books?
Starting point is 00:50:43 I don't know. But listen, this is not part of it. of the story. So then we come back up and we start Survivor. And my wife gets about an hour end of Survivor. She's like, I can't keep my eyes open. I got to go to bed. And I said, She didn't survive. She did not survive. She got voted off the island. She got voted off the island. Your tribe is spoken. Go to bed. Yeah. And I was like, damn, what do I do now? But I have to watch all Survivor because I'm worried it's going to get ruined somewhere on the internet the next day. I don't want it to get ruined for me.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Oh, it did. And so I continued on. I powered through and I said, I told her, I said, it feels a little weird watching the end without you, but I'm going to do it. Good night. And I'm watching. You put your hand over hers and put out a torch? He said, there's tribe of spoken. I said, it's time for you to go to bed.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Leave your clothes. And so I'm watching. And Jeff Probst with the absolute biggest screw up. In the history of freaking TV. I'm going to let you explain. I laughed my ass off without having watched the season, without having seen it in 50 seasons since Robert Hassel, I laughed my ass off for 20 minutes at this.
Starting point is 00:52:02 They're trying to do this thing where they were doing a live finale. They would cut into the show, pause the show, go to the live finale. So they're cutting back and forth. And so we just, this is going to be a spoiler alert for the next minute and a half. You guys have seen it. But if you haven't seen Survivor yet and you're trying for a minute and a half, turn it down. And so turn it down. Now, they get to the final four and they tell you which two people are going to the fire making challenge.
Starting point is 00:52:34 And whoever makes a fire and burns through their rope first is in the final three and has a chance to plead their case to the jury. why they should be the sole survivor. So there's two people that go to fire and they announce who the two people are and they go, when we come back, you'll see the firemaking challenge and they cut to Jeff Probst at the live finale
Starting point is 00:52:57 and he brings out one of the two people in the firemaking challenge and goes, and here's our last member of the jury. And we hadn't seen firemaking. We did not know that that person lost and fire making. We had no idea. And I'm sitting there going,
Starting point is 00:53:16 what the, did I just miss it? And dude, I swear to God, I hit stop and I hit rewind. And I was like, how did I miss it? And I rewound it.
Starting point is 00:53:26 And I played it again. And I was like, they never showed firemaking. They never show firemaking. And so they go to commercial and they come back and probes his red or in a tomato. And he says,
Starting point is 00:53:41 Guys, this is your next twist of the season, the last one. We had a lot of twists. Now we're going to show you so-and-so losing in fire. Wow. Huge blunder. Huge. Shark, meet the jumper. Blunder.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Jump this shark. Absolutely terrible. That's why Jeff Probst hates live finale. He said it. We will never have another live finale. That was awful. So I stayed up and watched the entire thing a survivor.
Starting point is 00:54:12 And then I went back and started the Spurs game in the second quarter and watched every minute of the Spurs game and I went to bed at 1230 a.m. Because I was that dedicated. And then I had my phone in another room and I got all these texts. One was from Batters Box.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Too many turnovers from my buddy. We are playing so sloppy. Oh, you had two things spoiled them. Batters box. No, I was in another room. Jeff Probst and Battersbach. Well, no, I didn't get my phone until the Spurs game was over. And then the next morning, Batters Box texts me and goes,
Starting point is 00:54:49 because I didn't respond to his too many turnovers. He goes, you weren't even watching, were you? And I said, I watched the whole thing. He goes, no, you didn't respond. I said, yeah, because I was watching Survivor. And then I went back to the Spurs game. And he goes, you need an intervention. You can't not watch a sports game live.
Starting point is 00:55:05 We'll get a Bogo. He goes, you should have watched the Spurs game first, then Survivor. I said, no, my wife likes it. Survivor. So I watched a little bit of Spurs, go to Survivor. It was fine. It wasn't ruined for me either way. And he goes, you in sports. It just doesn't make sense anymore. And then he quit texting me. That was it. So tonight I'll be watching live, though. What live? The Spurs game. Oh, I thought it was another survivor. No. Man. Heck of a run there, probes. Nobody can do live like the sore losers, dude. You're right. You're right. That's how hard it is to do live radio. And that
Starting point is 00:55:40 is why you should come to the convention. You can see the podcast live and see how we do it live. I love seeing other people screw up live because I'm like, dude, nobody can do it like the Bobby Bone show. That was, big show. That was such a huge screw up. Proops, put this torch out, bro. We do that every morning, Monday through Friday, 5 to 10 a.m., dude.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Come get this torch, props. Hey, guess what, Proops? I just put out your damn torch, bitch. I couldn't have laughed harder, dude. See you, Survivor. 50 and out, bro. It was hilarious. It was hilarious.
Starting point is 00:56:14 What happened? You just showed him instead of showing the firemaking. Wait, what happened? Jeff Probst, Survivor, back next. Hilarious. Good job, producers. That's five producers screwing up. That's a host screwing up.
Starting point is 00:56:28 And you could see the person that lost fire. When they walked out on the stage, they were like, uh, why am I coming on stage right now? And then they're like, and Probst goes, all right, have a seat on the jury. and that person's face was like, what? Even he knew that the fire making hadn't been shown to America. He knew that his hands had made no fire yet. Sorry, guys, bad news.
Starting point is 00:56:53 We did not book Patty Mahones for the podcast. Sorry, we tried. But have a great weekend. We will see you next week. Yeah. Was there ever an option for us to go up to him and get some audio? No. It's just rude to do that.
Starting point is 00:57:06 And I didn't have to go. I'm telling you, we were the only ones in VIP taking pictures. The only one. Dude, I'm not recording a video. You and Aldeen's like, what's that motherfucker? How the, what you doing? I listened to it later. He was swearing left and right now.
Starting point is 00:57:21 I was recording the whole time. He's like, hey, what's up, you son of a bitch? Dude, I was filming him like we were streaming. Oh, man. Did you ask me if I wanted a picture with Cade Brown? No, I said, did you get a picture of Cade Brown? Oh, I thought you'd be. I want it with him. I'm like, bro, we've seen
Starting point is 00:57:41 Kane Brown for 10 years. Did you get a picture of me talking to Kane Brown? I'm 40 years old. I don't need a picture with Kane Brown. Sam Hunt, Mansell, and Menry, maybe. Mahomes? Yes. Hey, Kane, I'm 40. Can I get a picture?
Starting point is 00:57:58 I was asking if you got a picture of me and Kane so we could post it. And you were like, what? No. No. And I'm like, why didn't you take a picture what I was talking to him? Biva, hey, I didn't get in. Abiza, where'd you go?
Starting point is 00:58:14 My bad, my bad. Hey, guys, can I get him VIP? Dude, he got a Heisman right to the face. Are you guys ignoring me? Hey, where to Beza go? Help! He's never coming on the pot again. He's so mad at us.
Starting point is 00:58:30 We got to listen to their show. I bet he trashed us. Probably. All right, guys, have a great weekend. We got to go. Go. Spurs, go. Go, Spurs, go. They helped us find Patty for 10 minutes and we ditched them so fast.
Starting point is 00:58:46 Dude, they went to three different floors with us just to make us happy to get a picture of Patty. And with the second, we got given the golden ring. They, I spent their ass so hard. Hey, they were dead to us. We cut them out of our lives so fast. You said, like five minutes later, you're like, oh, dude, I think we ditched a bees and Ricky. and I look back. They were nowhere to be found.
Starting point is 00:59:12 They went crawling back to their booth on the first floor. We were chilling with them and everything. Dude, that's just rude. Oh, that's how we roll, man. Prican Ricky, you stepped on her foot trying to go up the stairwell. Oh, because you tried to knock my drink out of my hand. We took them up the stairs, down the stairs, up the elevator, down the stairs, found the floor. My name's Bennett.
Starting point is 00:59:36 My name's Paul. It's up to y'all. my name's Larry Lye See ya bye Didn't talk to him again Oh man That
Starting point is 00:59:45 Hey We see a celeb I mean It would do It was so bad Oh man We see Patty Sorry Maddie
Starting point is 00:59:56 I mean we saw Tin Pitty there We saw Oh dude Madie and Tay Mitchell Tenpenny Breeland We saw Brittany Mahomes
Starting point is 01:00:07 Patti Mahomes Britney Aldeen Jason Alde summer party Daniel Bradbury Chris Young I mean everybody it was a who's who
Starting point is 01:00:17 and we saw Ibiza on the other side of the VIP He was Hey stay outside the road man We got it from here Thanks for your help man We don't need you anymore Of all the people
Starting point is 01:00:29 Who were we most excited to see Paddy Mahomes No it was when we were on the second floor Bored as hell And I looked down and saw Abiza Abiza He was down there Shorts and Berks drinking two bloody marys at 9pm on a Thursday.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Oh, man. It's that time to put on your jersey and wave your flag, whoever you root for. Why do I watch the walk up? That's like asking me, why do I breed? And it's beautiful. The guys are young and cute and fit. It's not just a game. It's your culture.
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