The Bobby Bones Show - SORE LOSERS: Why is a 6 Year Old (BabyBox2) Terrified of Churches?

Episode Date: April 24, 2026

In this episode Lunchbox talks about how his wife has made his made his 6 year old son terrified of crosses on tops of churches all thanks to her Easter lesson. Ray doesn't want anyone visiting his grave when he's dead and it's time to say goodbye to another member of Ray's friend group who's moving away. Also we give an update on Coaches Convention 6 and when tickets will be going on sale for the big event. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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decisions in life and then she makes some terrible decisions in life. Because if you went to the kids practice times well again, I can't. I don't know how much more of that I can do. I'm all for an interesting story, but the, the two o'clock practice into two o'clock game into four o'clock kidnap third practice. There's no way the truckers are following along with that. There's just no way. HR is. HR follows along because they have winding roads in HR. They got to follow, okay, this executive reports, to this higher up to this

subordinate, this under-employee. So yes, HR, they follow my stories absolutely brilliantly. But why would they, pencil sharpener? In fact, I think I just saw an HR person in the hallway

and I was running. Oh. And she goes, why are you running? And I go, we only get one break. But then thank God you guys were coming behind me or I would have looked crazy and maybe an HR violation running in a building? Yeah, I'm not sure we're supposed to be running in the building. And I don't know if firefighters can follow along like Robles. I don't know how smart firefighters are.

The question is, though, at your office, can you just run in there? Or literally, is that an HR violation? Because we really don't have HR here so we can do whatever we want. But if you just took off running, I mean, I think that's a situation. Yeah, I know that when Baby Box was in kindergarten, we would go to his school, couple times and Baby Box 2 would run at certain spots and it was not during school hours and Baby Box would be like, hey, you can't run. You can't run there.

There's no running. That's what I thought. And so that was a violation and he was enforcing the rules even though school was not in session. He was such a, he's still such a rule follower that he wanted to make sure that Baby Box 2 didn't get in trouble. I'm glad it dawned on me though. I was like, wow, I'm 40 running in this office.

just got called out by I think sales or HR. And I thought then, hey, maybe you're not allowed to do that. Probably shouldn't do that anymore. Yeah, HR, it was a big deal. Last Easter in 2025, there was a lot of running going on, digging through people's items, looking through people's desk drawers that I believe the Easter egg hunt got canceled this year just because there was so much HR going on. There's jackets hanging up on coat racks, people named me.

Somebody say you had to go in a pants pocket or a suit coat pocket. I did. I found an egg in a suit coat pocket that was hanging on the coat rack. On the exec? No, it was on the coat rack, luckily. Yeah, just reach in here, try and find it. It felt very weird and very awkward. But yes, we were good to go.

Last year, this year there was no Easter egg hunt because of all the anonymous tips. That is where I met that dude who works. remotely in California. He's here about once a quarter. Just saw him a couple weeks ago. And it just happens to be around Easter. And he has a show. He's a musician. Oh, this Saturday. You're going to see him? Going to be in Kingston Springs. You're not pulling up? Not going to be able to pull up? What's Kingston Springs? The Dodds. Oh, you're spending the weekend out there or just a night? We will be tipping our cap to them. We will be pouring one out. Okay. Is it on Friday night or Saturday night?

Saturday night. You're sleeping at the Dodds? No, it's still a pie bit. How far is Kingston Kingsen Springs to your house? Hour and a half. Whoa, God. That's what I'm saying. That's why we haven't seen him in a minute. Oh, God.

So, but I'm saying they're moving. They are going to be added to the list. Justin moved. Heather moved. The Dodds moved. All of our core groups. groups of friends have moved in the past two months. Hold on.

The Dodds are saying audios. They're going back to Georgia. Man. So we go to their house on Saturday and I guess on Sunday is the final walkthrough. And I'm like, I guess we should clean up the beer pong. Guys, at what point does the cleaning party start because they're going to be doing, I don't know, a major walkthrough the following morning and it smells like alcohol? I do feel a little bad. I don't think I've seen Dodd since your bachelor.

No, he was at the wedding. So I saw him at the wedding. And I think that's the last interaction we've had. Like we went our separate ways. And I thought, man, this is some dude that could be hanging out with us. He could be in our group. I could really like this guy. And I'm sad to see that he's giving up the dream and he's moving back.

For them, it's just it's better for them there. Their family, the golf courses are nicer, Augusta. Medical field is booming just like it is here. So Anna can find work anywhere. And Eric, he does. So many public events, private events, golf course events, it just works down there. That's great, man. And you'll probably never see him again.

Sort of like you'll never see Justin again. You're never going to go to Georgia to visit them. You're never going to go to Lake O'Connor to hang out with them. It was a good friendship while it lasted. And this is a good run. And Justin just posted he lives in some loft now in downtown Grand Rapids. I mean, he's putting down roots. Man.

Is he going to come get his dog? Oh, that's right. in your backyard. I mean, how do you bury a dog and then you move to another state? I thought me and him, we came to an agreement where, hey, man, we have property. We'll be here until we die. So I said, bury your dog. I didn't know he was going to leave a month early.

I thought it was a gentleman's agreement that he'd be here at least five to ten years. I will say, that is one awkward thing about the, like, death is burying somebody. because you bury someone in a graveyard, right? Usually you bury them in a graveyard and they get their headstone. But then if you move, who goes to the headstone? Like, who goes to visit? It's a very weird thing to me that there's gravestones that are never visited. No one even knows they're there.

There's probably generation old gravestones in different cities where the families have moved away. They never get back to that city. That's a weird thing. That is very weird to me. Yeah, do this for me. Never go visit my grave. If you find peace, then do it. But yes, the sitting at somebody's grave, man, that's so morbid. Doesn't it make you cry every time you do it?

100% every time. I mean, why would you want to do that? I don't know. It's a weird. I think the person understands, hey, probably don't want to make themselves sad every day of the week. Let's remember the good times. You don't want to go cry at a grave because they're not coming back. So I totally understand with what you're saying. When somebody's buried, it's like,

it's not that you don't want to. You don't want to bring yourself to that sadness. And sometimes it's in cities and you move around. So it's all these graveyards across the country that nobody goes to because we don't want to be sad. Yeah. Heck, we used to cut through to Opryland when we lived downtown. There was a secret road there. Really?

Yeah, right next to the football stadium, right up to Opryland. Nobody knew about it. Only locals. And you'd go right past a graveyard. And for like five minutes, I was depressed as hell. man just like it's sort of like my my six-year-old you know Easter was coming around and we were talking about you know dying on the cross and everything and he because he wanted to know more about Easter he's like what tell me more my wife is more of handling that part of it I don't really handle that I'm a dabble I give him a couple

you know little tidbits probably not factually accurate but I try to do my best I'm like ah you might want to ask your mom on that so the wife sat him down was like well yeah you know he he died on the cross, you know what I mean? And my six-year-old son, Easter was a month ago, is now terrified to drive by a church. He is terrified every time he sees a cross on top of a church because there is no one on the cross. And he's like, oh my gosh, Dad, I don't want to die on that cross. I don't want that cross to be the one I die on. Wow. I am like, I go on to my wife and say, what the hell did you do? She goes, well, he was asking about Easter. So, I just told him about dying on the cross and how.

And I'm like, well, now every church he goes by, he's freaked out because there's no one on the cross. And he thinks someone's going to have to die on that cross. And he's worried that's his cross that he's going to die on. It's your cross to bear, son. I never realized how much kids think about things. So when you're explaining things, try to keep it a little more PG, wife. Just say Easter Bunny. Well, we do talk about the Easter Bunny, but he has fixated on the,

the cross and there's a cross on top of a church. He covers his eyes. I don't want to look at it. I don't want to look at it. Freaks him out. Well, good kid. So yeah, there you go, man. That was our Easter lesson that has, you know, sort of kept going. At least he understands the power of the cross, unlike a lot of people in this country. Yeah, he does. I think he does understand it. He may not realize what church is. He probably admitted it's church as much as he should have been, but he does know about the cross. Well, what time would he go to that church at, coach? Ah, you know, probably 8 a.m.

I mean, I bet you... You would have been able to squeeze it in before the games, and then in the afternoon you had the baseball game, then another baseball game. But I would say it would add to your timeline of about noon. Yeah, and I think you could go to 8 a.m. church, because when you have kids, they are up early no matter what.

So you might as well get things done earlier in the day. I wish all our baseball games were at 8 a.m. am, 9 a.m. 10 a.m. They have something there are like 2 in the afternoon. It's like, gosh, the kids wake up at 6. That's 8 hours of anticipation before they play the game. It's like Batters Box. He

texted me on Sunday, right? What up, everybody? It's Batters Box here with the... He said, yo! So I texted back... Was he drinking? I think so. I texted back, Yo!

You texted back a sober, yo? And it was 8.54 a.m. when he texted me, okay? And he immediately calls me. And I answered. I'm like, what happened? And he goes, well, you're up early on a Sunday. I said, it's 8.54. He goes, it's pretty early to be up, isn't it?

This is what we talk about. I said, no. My kids get up at six. What do you mean? He goes, oh, man, why? I said, I don't know because they're kids. He goes, oh, no, this is early for me. I don't know how you guys do that.

And I'm like, yeah, we're up probably about 6, 6.30. Aren't his kids grown? He has two stepchildren that are grown and then he has a 10-year-old boy. So they're not his kids? They're his stepchildren. Oh. They're his bonus kids. Sorry, not step.

Bonus kids. And he was shocked that I was up at 9 o'clock in the morning, which blew my mind. So batter's box is about six, eight years from being. being out of the woods? Out of the woods. He's going to watch every freaking Niners game. Oh, he already does that. Oh.

He already does that. He already puts stuff on the couch. You're not allowed to call him during the game. He doesn't respond to text during the game. And everybody has to sit in their same spot every single game. That's got to be a good feeling. No, it's not a good feeling. See, that's what I'm telling.

Me and Bays are going to adopt a kid that's like 17. We're going to pull an Amy. Once they're already full. Like, why are we trying to get a tree that's like a treeling? my dad's like you can save money get the ones that are like a foot tall i'm like dad it's going to take 70 years to reach maturity i'll be in the grave by then so i'm like why not reach a tree by a tree that's almost full grown just like a kid you get a 16 year old two years you're out of the woods yeah i mean it's like but the my batters box's obsession with watching every game it's kind of

annoying like it was like i'm telling you christmas the bears were playing the niners and he wouldn't watch it with us because that was against the how they do it at their house. Everybody, it'd be too loud and you couldn't sit in the spots and all that. Well, I have those rules as well. I mean, once I'm a true fan, once these Titans get semi-decent, I'm going to start coming down with the rules. We do this crap now where we go to bars and don't even have cable TVs. I'm like, I can't.

Bro, there was the NBA playoffs on. There was NHL playoffs, I think. We went to a bar that was set in the 1960s. It didn't have one TV. I was like, oh, Bezor, it is a good thing I do not gamble anymore because good gosh, I would be losing my mind right now. Not one television. Oof.

But yeah, once the Titans are good again, once we get this Super Bowl, if the game's on, I will not have a family member over. I will be watching the game. No neighbors over unless they're going to be quiet. Yeah, there'll be rules. No, there is rules. And I mean, I'm excited that, you know, we are getting football here, the Super Bowl in four years. Yeah, it was confirmed by Dave Patton.

via ESPN, via the ESPN Plus app. So I'm hoping that at that point, we will know someone at that stadium that will let us walk in that stadium so we can watch the Super Bowl. But I'm going to say, probably not. You just gave me the best idea of all time. Tell me. After the break. What? What break?

I thought you were going to take a commercial. No, I thought you were going to tell me your great plan. In the next couple years, why don't we do some BS facilities job? Oh, so we're at the Super Bowl. So we're there for the Super Bowl. So we should start being an usher at the stadium. Not even an usher, just some weekend help. Hey, we need some people to just come around the grounds and pick up litter.

You'll be part of the facilities. I know how facilities works. You have access to everything. Do it a couple years before the Super Bowl. So we're already employed and all good to go for 2030. Well, I'm going to wait until 2029 then to apply for those jobs. That's what everybody's going to do. Me?

This season? I'll be doing facilities at the Titans game. Dude, we're in for the Super Bowl. Dude, that would be awesome. That's how you do it. Well, we went to everything at Texas State. I went to every WNBA game, every UT Texas, every any event they had there, we got in.

Facilities. You have access to the building. Nobody says, hey, it's a Super Bowl. You're not allowed. They want the help. They need help. I wonder if the Super Bowl is separate where they bring in their own people. Nobody does that.

It's the home? sure they bring on extra people but if you're a facilities person and your stadium randomly gets any event, you're working it, bro. We worked every soccer, every high school I didn't work those. Every high school cheerleading event that came to

town. Anything that happened at our building, we worked it. I saw it all. Graduation, I saw. Wait, so you were there at graduation when I was there watching my sister walked the stage? Probably. We worked that. Wow. I'm Dude, the access you have working facilities, you get paid nothing, but you do it for the access, and I'll hang up and listen.

Money for nothing, access to everything. That's like our job. Access to everything, but what is it? Ability to go to nothing. Man, those are some deep words, dude. We should probably introduce the show because people don't know who we are, and then we'll take a break. Man. Hey, that is not where the opening segment was supposed to go.

but it went there. We're going to do it live. We are the one, two, three. Solar losers. What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So I give you the sports facts,

my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Y'all, it is Sizzin from the North, alpha male, Bayes or wife. We got 2.3 acres, two kids at Vanderbilt DeFrosty, now that Justin lives in Grand Rapids,

saying goodbye to another friend this weekend. The Dodds, Heather, Louisiana, Dodge to Georgia, Justin to Michigan. I tell you what, people are moving out of Nashville. Thank God. But it's not great that they're our friends. And I do have it confirmed.

I will be getting my haircut on Friday. It is getting much too long. Over to you, coach. Wow. Are you getting a haircut for the goodbye party? Is that why you're doing it? No, I got to get it before we go to Charleston the following week. See, my calendar's starting to fill up.

Dude, I only can do about three things a week. I'm at my max right now. Yeah, see, I'm going to get a haircut next week when we're heading to Austin. I'm going to let the beard grow out and then I'll get a haircut and I'll ask him to shave the beard off real quick, boom, and then I'll go to Austin clean shaving, looking good, ready for the weekend. You got a diet or something. Do you get some highlights for Austin. Do what? I don't know.

Yeah, you're going on stage. Why not get tipped? Dude, I've never had tips. Hey, would you mind tipping me off? I mean, I'm going to go meet Adley, my cousin's new baby, so I got to be looking like a professional. I got to look clean shaving so I don't freak the baby out. is that how it is out now at this age which is just meeting kids.

Dodds are like, hey, meet the kids. Eh? Meet the mimosis. No, no, no. I mean, it's not all about meeting the kids, but it is, I mean, this is a big deal. No, I'm just kidding. But, yeah, we're going to work in the kids as well.

I haven't met the... Who knows who I've met? How many kids of Dodds got now? They got two now, but the times I've seen them, they look like an alien. Well, yeah, when they're first born, they're kind of alien-like, but after about a few weeks, they start to, you know, fill out a little bit, and they develop.

The last one I saw in the hospital I went. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, I did. You came to see mine in the hospital? Well, you saw mine being delivered. You saw my wife pushing it out. That was awkward. The Dodd's first one, I went to the duck bar, and that's really where we hung out with that kid. We went over to their place on the east side a couple times. But the newborn, I don't think I've seen him since the hospital because then we did a surprise birthday and the kids weren't allowed. That's been about a year since that kid was born, man.

What I've met him is what I'm saying. Yeah. Why do I need to meet them again? Well, no, no, you're just going to re-see them now. That's not meeting them again. It's, hey, good to see you again now. I met him. I met the dang kids.

I want to meet the bubbly. I want to meet the Emerittle. I want to meet the Jamarca Champagne. The Domuleon. I want to meet the bottom of the bottle, man. What time of these kids? What year are these kids born, 1940? 42 Don Julio.

What is that? Oh, is that your bottle? It's a bottle of Dom Perry. Oh! Did you say Dom's awake? Yeah, Dom Perry. Oh! Real talk, dude, the next day they got the house cleaners coming or something.

Oh, that's going to be one heck of a hangover. The new homeowners come the next day. Yeah, that's rough, man. That's rough. What a wake-up call. That's like me. Like, dude, when we were moving here, I had my going away party. same and blew it out of the water so did i it's at ranch and next morning i had a garage sale

6 a.m people were walking in my garage trying to buy my stuff oh i had next morning i was driving to tennessee we blew it out at west we went to the ranch billy paid for everything mike miller colby was there colby yeah yeah i don't even know you hung out with colby gregg stanskowski next morning i forgot six a m i got to leave guess i got to get to tennessee where i told you guys i'm leaving to Brutal. Bro. Try a 12-hour drive hungover. I was like, didn't plan that one out.

Dude, try having a garage sale after blowing it out till 3 in the morning. You wake up and the garage sale ain't even set up and you start opening the garage and people already there just clawing at your stuff. You're like, oh my God, man, I haven't even had a breakfast taco yet. Try going across three states with a raging hangover. Oh, man. That was a long day. And people were just there.

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I got a sound off. Go ahead. There's an employee that I walk past the kitchen and they are making their toast, putting some grape jam on it, got the whole toaster going, smells up the whole kitchen. It smells good.

But they're doing toast. Oh, it must be their morning break. Got it. Great. Then about two hours later, walk past one of the boardrooms. And they're just sitting, there on their cell phone playing games or watching TV.

I don't know what job in this building has it where you have a break at 10 and then you're just playing on your phone at noon? That's a hell of a schedule. I do appreciate that they come in at 9 and they are already on lunch by the time we leave. Like I see them already coming back from lunch by the time we're leaving the building at 12 31 o'clock and I'm like how in the world are they already done with lunch and all I've had is some freaking granola another thing to sound off on I emailed a sales lady how long do you think it took her to email me back uh depending on which one it is I know they have a couple big accounts or salesman

So probably 36 hours of the work week, two day and a half of the work. It has been three weeks I never got a response. Oh. They just didn't email me back. I said, are there any endorsement opportunities? So I guess they're waiting until there are some to respond back. Got it. Cool.

Maybe she's circling back. She's going to check on that. And then she'll let you know when it falls through the. cracks and she finds something for you. It's the twilight zone. I just honestly want to go on the sales floor and just yell like, hello, anybody looking for endorsement for anybody? Hello?

Bro, there was a time I had five at one point. I've been at zero for a year and a half. Times are tough, man. The economy. I don't know if you know this, but inflation has been going on and so people aren't spending like they used to. Yeah. I will say the one endorsement that I am just impressed with,

I used to endorse, you know, pest control, and I don't endorse them any more, but they still show up to my house. That's pretty money. Hey, man, I'm on my way. I'm just going to go ahead and do your service dam. Yeah, man. All right, we'll see you in a minute.

I don't want to get on pest control yet because I do, but I don't, but I do. but my favorite one was when I had Al Deans Take him down to Al Deans Met him down at Al Deans We used to play that clip dude and we can't do it anymore And I worked a block away so I would just walk I would get my hungover ass up on a Sunday

And just walked Al Deans and make a hundred bucks And I didn't have to do anything It was for the Dancing with the Stars Watch parties All I would do is stand there I didn't I mean it It was the easiest gig I think I've ever had had in my life. Those are the best jobs. And then one time I went and it was the national championship.

And they go, oh, we double booked. We have a company here rented it out. So you're good. And I was like, oh, but I still got to, I do a thing where I do commercials. I said I was going to be here. And they're like, you're good. Just sit and watch the game if you want. If you want any of our food. I'm like, cool. Yeah, man. This radio thing's pretty awesome. Radio can be great, man. I mean, I used to do one when I worked promotions in Austin. and I was a promotions guy for the zone, AM-1300, The Cure for Jock Hitch was their slogan. And we used to do one for UT football.

And we did it for the bowl game. And they were playing in the Holiday Bowl. And we did it at U.R. Cooks, which never made any sense to me whatsoever. But you paid money to go to a restaurant, pick out a steak, and cook it yourself. Hell yeah. Made no sense.

But we did a remote there, and I got paid to be there. I got paid to have a stake, and I got paid to sit there and watch the University of Texas take on Washington in the Holly Day Bowl. Pretty sure is Washington. And I was like, this is a job? I get paid for this. And there was also one at Golden Corral, where we'd have the tent set up for two hours. I was just one of your dates. She liked to shovel.

And it was right there on North Lamar, and we'd go to the Golden Corral, and we'd set up the tent. And then afterwards, we'd be there for two hours. They'd be like, you want to come in and eat? Yeah, I do want to eat. And I would sit there with Bama Brown for an hour, and we would stuff our faces full of Golden Corral. That's when I realized radio's good, man. Unless you got another one. I got a pest control thing.

I would love to hear it. So, Beazer goes, hey, you got to go under the house. We have an ant problem. And I go, okay, yeah, I'll for sure handle that. Ants are under the house? No. They're like kind of on the side. And so she thinks it might end up being on the side underneath.

Got it. There's spiders down there. I ain't going down there. I opened the door to go below our house and there's a little sign. It says, blank, blank, blank, blank pest control. Oh. And I go, well, we have a pest control service. Why would I not just call them?

So I call them. Yep. What do you think they said? Ring, ring. Hello. Thank you for calling the Pest Control. Hello, Cizor Ramundo here. You guys know where I live in Indian Lake.

Hey, we got a little sign on our below house door, and it says, I believe it's the storm seller. And it says your pest control business, love to have you guys come out here and check out the ants. We don't do ants. That is exactly what they said. Boom. They said all we do is roach control. Well, guess what? I don't have any roaches.

is I have ants, like I just said. So now my happy butt, dude, it's got to go down there and freaking get ants. Because we don't have ants included in our bogo. All you got to do is throw some poison down and it'll take care of all the ants, man, because one ant will take it to the next ant, and the next aunt will take it to the next ants,

and next thing you know, you're ant free. But we're idiots. Why did we pick of all the pest controls? Why didn't we, why do we roaches? I ain't ever even seen a roach. Why wouldn't we pick an ant, a spider? We pick the things that ain't even around. Hi there.

What else you guys cover? Dinosaur bones. If you ever see a Tyrannosaurus Rex, we'll get that. Like, they don't even cover ants. Dumbus, it says pests. That should be every pest. It's a totally different iteration of pests as an ant. You know who's really annoying?

You can even call them pesty. Ants. They're very pesty. They are so annoying. But I will say living here, I don't even notice ants because there's no fire ants. There's no fire ants, but there's ants. No, no. But in Texas, you noticed ants because they're fire ants.

And those hurt like hell. Here it's like, oh, here's a little ant. I don't even know if the ants here bite. I don't think they do, but I can spray for them outdoors. But Bays are things to the situation underneath the house. So that's why I've got to bring in the big dogs. I think you're overthinking it. I don't think you need to climb

underneath the house for a couple of ants. Just tell her I did it. Just open the... All good! All you do is all good to go. Open that storm door, throw a handful of pellets in there, and move on with your life, dude? Absolutely.

Why would you ever climb under there for a little couple of ants? There's a couple of ant piles. Get out of here with that crap. You live in the country. You're not going to take care of all the ants. It's impossible. Well, we had this dude because we had a hot water issue, and he said the ants were like constricting it.

So they replaced their entire water heater. It was a part of it. It was a faulty water heater. It's a completely different brand now, new brand that they actually warrant. The other one, the warranty was covered. But he goes, hey, this is actually the new brand you want to go with. The other one, we don't even usually use that one. So he gives us a brand new water heater.

But he said he thinks some of the issue was the ants were like constricting it, like a boa constrictor. so they were building their mound around the hot water heater. Maybe. And he goes, oh, don't worry, though. I stomped him out. So, but I mean, so you're telling me this guy just stomps him out. He doesn't give a rip.

I call an actual pest control. And they're like, oh, no, we only handle the roachies. But I got some, like, water heater guy just stomps them out, like, it ain't no thing. And then also I'm like, like, did you stomp them out hardcore? Or is they still an issue? Because like if I wasn't a pest guy For what I've learned in the industry is

If it's not your pest My name Ben and I'm in it. My name Paul, it's up to y'all So I'm curious, the water heater guy Do you think he really stomped it out Like curb stomped these ants Or it was just like a little pat And then he got the heck out

My name's Saul I'm going to place a call Because my thinking is When someone stomps it out I mean I don't really know how you stump out an ant pile He goes Quote If you stomp on it

You know what it does? it just makes them angry and thousands of ants scurry everywhere. How do you stomp on all thousands of those ants? Impossible. I got to drop the pellets. Hey, I freaking thought the exact same thing you did when he said that, but it wasn't his line of work. So I didn't want to be like, how exactly did you stomp him out?

But he goes, I stomped him out and I go, oh, cool, cool, cool. Like, what does that entail exactly? Does that mean you just kick their mound over 10 feet and they rebuilt? I mean, what does that mean? He goes, don't worry, I stomped him out. So I think he was down there stomping for like 10 minutes. Or is that him saying, hey, man, I pour some gasoline down there and poison them, but I'm just going to say stomped because I don't want to get in trouble by PETA. He stuck out his snake and hosed him. He could have, man. He said, stomped them out. He said, whatever you do, don't light a match down there. It'll go up real fast if you know what I'm saying. What a business, though, a racket, if you will. You call them.

them and they say pests and they say that's not the pests we deal with. I mean you chose roaches. I never seen a freaking roach and that's what's covered. So the guy that comes out to our house looks for a bug that we don't even have every month. hilarious. And then leaves.

And I swear to God, every time, checked all the traps. A, okay, you are good to go. Buddy, I don't even know what a roach looks like. If I saw one, but he just strolls around our house for 30 minutes and says the roaches are a-okay. I just want to be like, hey, can we swap you for an ant guy?

I, like, I don't have any fucking roaches, dude. Can we swap you for an ant guy, man? Hey, like, I know, hey, Bill, you're really good and all. But I was thinking we could get Henry over here because Henry, Henry's your aunt guy. I'm wondering if you can tell Henry to drop by. We don't need you anymore. The roaches are gone. Hey, let's sub Henry in.

Like, I don't need the guy swinging by. It's like, hey, it was so easy, no worries. That's what this guy is. I want Henry, who's been down there dealing with the ants. He's got ant bites all over him. He looks like he's sunburry. He's like rashing. He's like, I want Henry that was in the trenches.

Roach guy's like, no problem, man. You are good to go. Every month. Every month he's never seen a roach. Get him out of here. I don't need Roach guy anymore, dude. He's wearing a white shirt and it's perfectly clean. I want an guy down there where he comes up and it looks like half his arms eating off.

He's like, damn, damn, I was on the front line. I got those damn ants, though. Dude, you had a big pile down there. They were relentless. I was doing everything I could, but I couldn't fight them off. They went down. They weren't going to go down without a fight, but don't you worry. I sacrificed my arm to save your house.

Those ants will never be coming back if you know what I'm saying. now I need a new arm. Freaking, don't even get me started on Roach guy. Then he'll do his paperwork in my driveway. Oh, he sits in the van, man. He sits in the van? I'm just like, what paperwork is he possibly filling out about these roaches? There were none.

Half of the appointment is the paperwork, man. Oh, yeah, I was on the job for 45 minutes. No, you're on the job for 12 and you sat in the van filling out the paperwork. You must write really, really slow. Well, don't worry. He's every time talking to my wife. I'm like, who was that? At the front door is UPS talking to people now? She's like, oh, it's a roach guy.

Of course, the roach guy. Every month, he's talking to my wife. Always got to be the roach guy. Of course he's got time to talk to my wife. He didn't find any roaches. And he's the hero. He comes up there in his white shirt, hasn't found a roach in the 12, on the 24 months I've lived there. They have not found one roach. No, no way. I mean, that guy comes in, dude, like he's Superman and then do crap. I mean, he does some, there's like a green thing.

He sticks in the ground. He's like, it's like he just sticks it in the ground. But the thing that the roach trap doesn't do anything because there's no roaches. I'm pretty sure he found a roach last time. He said, I got that road. Oh, man, sorry, that roach was in my ass tray. Sorry, that's a different kind of roach, man. My bad.

My apologies. I really am going to quiz him next time because I just want to know what they look like. Hey, man, just crazy. Like, if you catch one, save it. I wouldn't mind looking at that thing. I want to see what a Tennessee Roach looks like, man. Hey, you're doing a hell of a job. We'll take a break.

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You know what I need, man? This is what I need. Because I'm going to Austin next weekend, right? A stiff drink. Well, there will be plenty of those because in Austin they do have stiff drinks. Like, you go to the bar there, they don't cheat you on the alcohol that they put in it.

The ratio is, you know, alcohol to a little bit of mixer. I'll tell Billy you're coming to town. Tell Billy, I'm not coming to town. He'll get Stanching Guy. Tell Billy I'm busy, man. I ain't trying to go like Billy goes. All right, y'all, Cowboys. We got to get these stanchions up for IHR Country Fest.

Yeah. Billy, you're going to fly me in? No, no, no, stanching guy. You're only there when I come to Nashville. I'll keep your number. But anyway, what I need is I need someone. There has to be someone that listens to our pod that has a brother, a sister,

a nephew, a cousin, a mom, a dad, somebody, a friend, a brother of a cousin of an uncle. A they? A they, a him or her, an it. I don't care what it is. Transitioning. I need someone to get me a tea time, May 3rd, Sunday morning, so I can go golf with batters box. I'll make a couple calls. Where do you want to go, Blue Bonnet?

Now, Blue Bonnet's gone, man. It's a subdivision now. So I would like to go to Blue Bonnet if you could knock down the house. houses, build the course back real quick, it would be phenomenal. Where are you trying to get on? I don't, I'm trying to get on, you know, like lions, Mo Willie, somewhere close to Central Austin because batters box lives in Flugerville. I'm going to be staying downtown.

And I told him, hey, man, you want to play golf. We can play golf Sunday morning like eight or nine in the morning. So I'm going to be out all night with the boys on Saturday night. And then he wants to play golf Sunday morning. If you get a hoot with the owls, you got to wake up with the chickens. Right. You got a hoot with the owls and cluck with the chickens. Or, yeah. And when you get on the website, you can get it like seven days in advance, but everybody tells me it's impossible to get a tea time in Austin nowadays. What a nightmare. So how do they get tea times?

I don't know. And the old guys used to know people at the course that always gave them the good tea times. So now they probably have a system in place where they can get tea times online. They're really good at it. And I just don't want to miss out with golf with. batters box because I missed out last year because on Friday I go golf with Greg, Jacob, and Garrett and he got kind of his feelings. Like, hey, my phone didn't ring. I didn't get an invite. And I felt really bad. Garrett, there's an issue on aisle seven. And so, well, no, Garrett takes the day, the weekends off.

Like that weekend, that's his weekend to go a little bit of ham. And so hopefully we're going to be playing golf on Friday. Bucky is supposed to be hooking us up with a tea time on Friday. So now I need Sunday. I need Sunday morning somewhere in Austin so I don't have to travel a long ways away because I had to fly out Sunday afternoon to get home. And I'm trying to squeeze around in with batters box.

So if anybody has a connection to a golf course in Austin that can hook me up for Sunday morning, May 30 at like 8, 9 a.m., it would be phenomenal. What about if I hit up Adam Alonzo, Texas State in San Marcos, I can get you on the college course? A little too far to drive, man. It's a little choppy and it's only nine holes. Ah, yeah, we're going to pass on that.

I mean, we can play the nine holes twice, but that's not as much fun. And I would always get in trouble if I wore a cutoff. Really? Oh, I didn't know it. Golf courses, you had to wear a polo. Oh, well, I feel like Munis, you can wear whatever you want. Yeah. The guy always, hey, come on.

We got to throw something on the arms. You got to have sleeves on. My bad, man. Oh, that's like we went to go play a Black Hawk one time. Me, my dad, my brother, cousin, uncle. and we show up. Oh, everybody that's in the fantasy league. And they're like, oh, man.

Yeah, we got, we see you got a tea time here, but it's going to be, you're going to wear a colored shirt. Ooh. And dad and uncle don't have a colored shirt on. Of course your dad does it. It's covered in paint. He's been home building all day. And we're like, oh, man, yeah, we don't have an extra colored shirt.

And they're like, yeah, our members will just really lose it. if they see someone out there without a collared shirt. Were you like, Dad, are you seriously? And I look out the parking lot and I'm like, there's five cars here, man. There's no one's going to care. Like you have no business. You need our business. Right now, you need our business to keep this golf course running.

Like, yeah, man, but we do have some colored shirts over there. They always get you at the pro shop. Yeah, there's some right back there on the clearance rack. They're only $50 a piece. Oh. My dad said, what? And he goes, yeah, yeah. I mean, you can just grab a shirt.

50 bucks. We won't even charge you the tax. It's 50 flat. I'm sure they feel like cardboard too. And my dad's like, so I have to pay 50. He has to pay 50. Then we got to pay for the tea time. So we're talking about a $400 round of golf.

Like, yeah, you know, it's just, I mean, you know how much backlash we're going to get from the members if we allow you to go out there without a collared shirt on? Because then the next person will say, oh, well, that person didn't have a collar shirt on. And then we have a problem on our hands. I mean, he explained it pretty well. No, and I said, yeah, yeah, but there are no members out here, dude. There's literally five cars in the parking lot. It's a freaking Sunday at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. It's 112 degrees.

No one cares. Yeah, but some of our members live on houses on the course. They could be in their backyard. Good point. And they might see you guys without a collared shirt. And then they would call the clubhouse or the next time they come in and be like, hey, Timmy, we saw that guy out there on Sunday with a non-collared shirt. What's going on?

I thought we were keeping this a professional. Please tell me your dad to this day has a collared shirt from this muni that he still wears. And so my dad did a little tap on the counter and goes, All right, man, we'll catch you next time. And we left. Dang. Drew a hard line in the sand. Drew a hard line in the sand.

Uncle didn't want to pay 50 for a colored shirt. Dad didn't want to pay 50 for a colored shirt. I didn't want to be pushed around and have my dad and uncle pay $50 for a color shirt. so we just packed our bags and we left, man. And so then they had three cars in the parking lot. So I hope those members enjoyed it. And I hope it's still a very classy place and that you still got to wear that collard shirt

because it's so important for the integrity of this freaking golf course that everybody wear a collared shirt. What did you guys go do? Go play we? I don't even know what we did, man. Golentee? I'm not even sure if we went and played. I don't even remember.

But the memory was we made a core memory of getting rejected for no-collar shirt. You know what I'm getting your dad for Christmas from the sore loser Nation, a collard shirt. You think we could sell golf polos for sore losers nation? How many think we'd sell? Six. Or what if we did skirts for the women? That would be great. Or some of the men, not judging. I would love it. I mean, I don't think there'd be a lot of demand

for sore losers polos, but we should really do that in our next merchant drop. When they want to class it up a little bit. Right. When they're going out on the town, if our truckers pull up and they see maybe a restaurant across from the lizard lot, we'll do it for the truck. You know, those firefighters get off their shift and they want to whine and dine some lady that they rescued from a house fire. They show up in a collared shirt. It really would help people to be a little bit dressier as part of the nation. Yeah, you know, the farmers get off the tractor, you know what I mean? They throw on a collared shirt and the honey's like,

their wife's like, dang, we're really going out tonight, aren't we? Or did you cheat? Hey, are you pulling a Vrabel? So yeah, if anybody, anybody has a connection, you know, I'd really appreciate it. Thank you. You can email us. We are the sore losers at gmail.com. Just looking out for one coacher to the other. That would be absolutely fantastic.

I think somebody's calling in right now. Yeah, do you have a course for lunch? Oh, they hung up. Probably wrong number. So yeah, that's the next weekend, man. I'm really excited. Batters box says he can beat me at golf. And he hadn't seen me hit the ball in a year, maybe a year and a half.

He doesn't know how far I hit it now. That's awesome. Yeah, I hit the drive pretty good. good, but my irons, I'm trying this new swing. Haven't figured that out yet. That's not good. I'm shooting in the hundreds. So you decide to break out a new swing right before I-Hart? I've been working on it for a couple months. It just hadn't come together yet.

Are you playing in the golf tourney for I-Hart? No, man, I'm going to be playing with Garrett and Greg and Jacob, man. I'm going to skip the I-Hart tournament and I'm going to play with the boys, you know? I mean, I haven't been on a course. I've been on a course, but I haven't played in four months. I go Chip. Yeah, I mean, random kid Cody hit me up the other day. He's like, dude, I probably haven't played but four rounds in the last two years. And then I look and he's playing around.

He was playing a scramble with his buddies. I was like, oh, dude, guess I'm not on a golfing list anymore. What do they play shirts and skins or what? They play pants, no pants. I'm telling you, if I'm playing now with the four-summits, Jesse, it's two girls included. Hey, that's great, man. That's better than four guys.

I'll tell you that. Brother? You're trying to find brother's ball the entire time? Woods. He had his hurt wrist. He goes, brother, I'm about a month ahead of schedule. Let me try and swing that club. And then he's swinging. I'm like, brother, did you say you're jumping at four weeks early? Maybe you should listen to the doctor.

You know, you had to have surgery on that thing? They put a plate in there. Maybe rest it, so you don't have to go and get another plate, bro. Brother, you know what? I'm going to go ahead and put the club down, brother. Probably get another four weeks. Yeah, brother, what do you do? And I'm going to tell you what? Brothers dialed in for the draft. Dude, I go in there and there and I go in there and I was like, hey, man, what's going on a day and he goes, oh, what's that got to do with the chiefs?

I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, did you guys see what Vrable said about how he, you know, he had to have a conversation with his wife and his family and the organization and the players? He goes, yeah, yeah, but what does that do with the chiefs? So he's dialed in, man. Yeah, I go, I opened the door. I didn't even call him brother. I said, hey, Andy, Andy Reid.

Hey, Andy Reid, what are you guys looking at in the first round? You know, you've been talking to Patty? You and Kelsey going over some plans? No, all right, cool, man. I'm loving these mock drafts. They say we're getting Jeremiah Love at 4. All right, man, hey. That's huge.

I agree. They'll turn the whole franchise around. What is wrong with Tony Pollard? Why has Tony Pollard getting no respect? Just got that cowboy blood in him. Oh, loser? Yeah. Yeah.

All right. You ready to go home? Yeah. Hey, have a great Wednesday, guys. Just so you know, we'll be back on Friday. We'll break down the draft. Tell you who won the draft, who lost first round surprises. Oh my God, blew my mind.

I can't believe they did that. Can't wait. I was going to say, I remember when the draft came here and we went. But then I remembered you didn't go. It was me and the other guy. Yeah, I don't think you guys told me you're going, dude. No, we had a VIP area and stuff. Yeah, no, I forgot.

I don't think he told me. All right. We'll take a break. We'll back. Happy Pride Month, Toronto. Pride is an opportunity for you to create your own space. to celebrate your existence. Iheart Radio is proud to be an official sponsor

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I inherited that fandom from my mom. I like watching it with my dad. It's a connecting force. From Futuro Studios, I'm Fernanda Echavari, and this is American Football, a show about soccer culture in the U.S. and its underdog roots. We go beyond the game to the people and the stories that make it great. A soccer game is a festival. It's not just a game. It's your culture.

I took an elbow to my head, which cracked my skull. It is an American game. The Brazilians don't like hearing that, though. Are they the only ones that don't like that? Nobody likes that. As we get ready for the Men's World Cup this summer, listen to American Football as part of the MyCultura podcast network, available on the IHeartRadio app,

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And for more, follow Timbo Sliced Life 12 in the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. Wait, we're not supposed to come back. We're supposed to leave. All right, let's get out of here, dude. We got to go to our meeting. Just so you know, we're having a Coach's Convention meeting, Coaches Convention 6.

Tickets on sale July 1st, sore losers.com. You guys thought we were joking. This is already our second meeting talking about it. This is the fastest it's ever happened. I told you guys that I was doing it at July 1st. Ray didn't believe me. I, we are getting it on sale July 1st. We want you in.

We want you to be here. But you guys, remember when we last. Last year we're planning all this and we had no meetings. Who knew you have a couple meetings? All of a sudden you can get ahead of it. And it goes a lot smoother. But also we have, so we had a big meeting yesterday. We have a big meeting today.

Yeah. You don't know about it. Oh. Oh, the big meeting yesterday was, that was big. That is. No, not the one yesterday. That's the one today. The one that's tomorrow.

That's today. Got it. is huge. Huge. So you guys, So are losers nation, this is either going to make or break the entire convention.

Yeah. We've been having some serious negotiations going back and forth with some places. I will just say that there was one place that we've been in the past. And we asked them, hey, you guys,

we would like to, you know, work with you guys again. They said hard pass. All right. Cool, cool. Thanks.

And I do believe some, we did have a business reach out. They wanted to pay us in Dogecoin. and we did have a couple emails that said, hey, is the Tinder Swindler going to be there? And I said, I don't think he's going to hop up in my private jet man. Hi, coach, Sir Simon Levi. I hope you're doing well.

How you do, guys? I'm in big trouble. Listen, my enemy is Bovada. I put a dollar on it because Ray said to look it up. Now they want me. They want me. They want me to take it to the bank. Open my private jets.

We are going to Aruba, my friend. and then we'll hang up and listen, Soul Losers Nation for life. That new was awesome. And I got to give a shout-out to the Sorloosers Nation. One of the coolest gifts that we were able to get him on cameo in that small window when he was doing cameos. And the fact he said all that crap is hilarious.

That's great. That's great. All right, man, I hope you have a wonderful day, dude. Yeah, yeah. All right, we're out. Dude, you got me ready to golf. I'm about to tell Beezer to play hooky, and let's go hit a course.

Dude, that's what I'm saying. I want to play so bad. You need to swing the racket before you get out there. I've been swinging the racket. I've been trying to go to the range. Do you hear what Tiger calls him? No. When he got in his flipped his ranger over?

No. Sticks. Oh. He goes, yeah, did you see those other sticks? And they're like, just a stick stick? He goes, no, I don't like the golf clubs. But Tiger calls him nothing but sticks. He won't call, the guy goes, so there's some loose ones in the back?

Did you need those? He goes, no, I don't need those sticks. I just need the sticks in the bag. and then that, and he even calls the putter a stick. And I need the older stick as well. Everything's a stick. Oh, I had no idea. Yeah, I went and swung the sticks the other day.

And there was this little kid there, dude, and he's just, hitting it like 65 yards every time. And I looked at his dad and said, hey, man, how old is he? He goes, all he's four. I said, oh, I'm going to move down here. So I move farther down the range since I was like, this is feeling awkward that he's hitting it better than I did oh I thought you met a little bit left and right with the swings no no it was just like I was

duffing some and hitting it in the dirt and he this kid every time 60 yards and I said um like how and he oh he just loves it man he just loves it so he comes out here with me a lot you bring the RV out here just like tiger's dad okay man and he goes do you mind watching him I'm gonna go into the RV to get a drink real quick. And I was like, all right, man. Yeah. All right, let's go home, dude. I'm tired.

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