The Bobby Bones Show - SORE LOSERS - Will Ray Forgive BAE After What She Did?

Episode Date: September 20, 2026

Lunchbox finally shares stories from his trip to St. Louis which included a double disappointing trip to the special Ice Cream Shop. Ray and Lunchbox make predictions on what's going to happen to Lunchbox in Las Vegas this weekend and if we will be able to have a podcast on Monday. Plus Lunchbox reveals he will be touring the new A's Stadium and will be able to give details about the stadium nobody else will know. Also Lunchbox got heckled by an unhoused person and Ray has a diagram on where the slot machines are that print money. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Can we please make predictions? Yeah, let's make predictions. After we start the show. Yeah, after we start the show. And if you don't know why that voice, guys, because I will be in Las Vegas. The I Heart Festival is this weekend. I will be there. Boots on the ground reporting live, looking at the casinos, looking at the sports books,

looking at the slot machines, looking at the cocktail waitresses, and looking at the chicks in the bikinis. And I'll be looking at my wife, too. When you're back, the first thing you're doing is going to Freeland Chevrolet. Oh, first thing. They want to meet you. I haven't met them. They'll pay for lunch.

I know. And if you need a tire pumped up. I may need one. We're going to do it live. Wait, wait, do they knew how to do a bike tire? Yeah, they'll do it all, man. I love it. Can they give it a tune-up?

What is it, a unicycle? No. One of those that goes straight up your ass? No, but there was a kid in my neighborhood that rode like a unicycle thing, and my brother wouldn't let him come over to our house. You know who we saw on the golf course. Unicycle. Dude, we forgot all about that.

That was the coolest part of the AI day. The dude was riding one of those one wheels. Like he was standing on the one wheel. And I mean, he was absolutely flying, cooking. And he was just holding his bag of clubs in his hand. The amount of balance that takes and core strength to be able to ride the one wheel and hold your clubs. It wasn't like he had him strapped on his back. He was holding them in his hand.

And I guarantee you he's probably a single. They got paired up with random people and they're like, who is this jackass? Oh, you're right because you're not going to be able to flow together. If he's going 45 miles an hour on a cook wheel. And if you go into the golf, the clubhouse, oh, you walking today? No, I'm going to ride my one wheel. What? I'm sure that he didn't tell him the clubhouse.

He just did it on his own. What about the one guys that have remote controls for their best? bags. Guys, spend your money on anything. Just not that. If you want to push cart, pull cart, whatever you call them, the fact that you have a remote control for it, you look like an absolute jackass. I was with the dude that did it before and I'm like, what are we doing? I can't even be spotted with this guy. He's that lazy. He's got to have a robot carry his bags for him. So what? You push the button and it's three feet in front of you instead of you pushing it. Do you really exert that much more energy? I mean, get out of here.

And it probably has to always be on a smooth. I mean, if there's any sort of a creek bed or anything, you're screwed. If you're any sort of rock, it's going to hit it and tip over. So what you're saying is for your next birthday, not to get you a remote control push cart. Actually, that would have pretty, that's a good Christmas present. If you have probably 500 sitting around, you have no idea what to get your husband for his birthday or Christmas. Get him one of those motorized bag things. It just, it's like a freaking layer of air carrying a bag across a golf course.

It's very interesting. And when you're walking, sometimes you hit in the rough, when do you know when to stop it? Because you don't know where your ball is. Well, and I think you can only go so far. So you always have to stay near the bag. So it's like you just have this little bag that just follows you around. Yeah, I've seen them and I'm like, that is so ridiculous. But maybe it's awesome.

Maybe I'm knocking something that I should try. But I'll tell you what I'm not going to try is that one wheel? Because I tried the hoverboards and I crashed twice, never again. We're going to do it live. We are the one, two, three, so losers. What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports.

So I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Y'all, Sizzin from the North Alpha male. Live on the north side of Nashville with Bazar, my wife, two acres, two kids at Vandy. They're defrosting. Justin's supposed to be checking on him. Instead, he's on Gun Lake.

He's in Michigan. He moved away. he drives around. I don't know exactly where his location is. He's either in Ada, Cascade, Grand Rapids proper. I have no idea. But he's up there somewhere near Gunn Lake and somewhere near a casino. Coach over to you, but back over to me before I go back over to you. Thank you. Predictions about Vegas. Go for it, man. My definitely the obvious one is what you already said. Your voice is going to be gone on Monday. 100%. Like there's no doubt. That is a written rule passage of

time that my voice will not be the same and it will not sound good on Monday. So the odds of us having a podcast on Monday are. No, you're doing a podcast on Monday. I will do my best. Because you're going to have to do the show. Yeah, but I got to, if it's this or that, it's that. And, oh, we take you second fiddle. Yes.

So the voice being gone, this is how I know for sure it's going to be gone. Because when I was in Newport, voice was fine. really never yelled, talked one night for three hours or two random businessman, talked for two hours one night, talked for three hours one night with two random businessmen. Voice was fine the next day. But Vegas, either day two or day three, the next day, my voice was shot for two days. And I said, what is the difference between Vegas and Newport? Why did I lose my voice for one and didn't for the other?

Oh yeah, I was yelling at the craps table when I was getting hammered with. those guys and we were talking about tickling the dice. It was a good three hours of straight champagne. I think some of those mimoses I got at vodka at them. They might have given me screwdrivers. Champagne and vodka straight on the vocal cords

screaming, the French tickler! For hours at the link that's probably what does it. So unless you can avoid that, you're going to have no voice on Monday. Right. And it's just like when you're at the craps table or you're at the roulette table, red, red, red,

Red, red, red, red, red. Come on now, one time, one time. Give it to me one time. That over and over and over again, you're going to lose your voice. And are you going to be doing the socials for Bobby Bone Show? Yeah. Okay, then that's guaranteed.

Unless you're just doing picture and picture, you're going to be having to do play-by-play in a loud arena. 100% you'll have no voice on Monday. Right. And we all know about the Vegas flight. That three hours is brutal on anybody. Yeah. And then it's like at the blackjack table,

Come on. Paint one time. Ice cream paint job. Duro music. Ice cream. Five. Damn it. All right.

That's all right. We got something to work with here. Have a five under there. Oh, no. You got a nine under there. All right. I'm going to take a hit. But I need a low one.

I need a low one. Got to talk to the cards the whole time. And I'm going to be doing that all weekend. I'm going to sound terrible. And I walked up to the craps table. A majority of them because Bayzer tells me you can't yell at a casino because we were doing the pinball. and I was yelling, so I was like, okay, I'm not going to yell at 8 a.m. That actually kind of does make some sense.

But you will go into a craps table, a blackjack table, a roulette wheel, saying, okay, I'm just chilling. Two seconds later, you're yelling because money's involved. It's the excitement of the crowd. Everybody's either got a team bet or it's just people walking around, drink ladies. It's so hard not to yell in Vegas. The atmosphere, like, it just something happens that you have to yell. Like, that's just all there.

Everybody else is yelling. you want to be a part of that. You don't want to be the one that just sits there and is like, good roll, man. Good role, man. Thanks, man. Good job. No. They do the lights and the ding, ding, ding, ding on the slot machines for a reason.

They want to get you hyped. They want the adrenaline flowing through your body, and that's what's going to happen to me. So I didn't tell you that you got time for a quick story? Dude, I've got all day. So just made me think of it when we were talking about yelling at a craps table. So one time when we did go to the craps table, there was a dude there and he was rolling by himself and dude he was so business like he had i would say 5,000 and he was doing every number hundreds on every number oh but he was so business like

he would roll another hundred on six one up two on two on eight 25 for the dealer 100 on four double up so if a number hit he would put another hundred on it so at any given time he had a thousand out on the board. Oh. And the time we walked up with him, we were good luck. He went for, I want to say three or four minutes.

He'd go, four, another hundred. Roll a five. Another hundred on that, 25 on that, 10 for the dealer. And then it'd say 10. Sometimes they say 10 for us. Does that mean if it wins,

you guys split it or it gives it to the dealer? Yeah, it's the dealer. Okay, so he was doing stuff like that where he'd go, 10, 10 for you, 9 for me, 100, another 100. another hundred and he was definitely taking out markers because i guess the night before he got wiped out and maybe was down 5k oh and so he cleared the marker he was able to do that but he did get he did leave eventually sevened out he won thousands while we were there didn't tip me because now i was

familiar with tipping yeah don't don't be that guy don't don't expect a tip like but i wasn't even playing we were just such good luck that the second week came up didn't put my money on the table I said I'm no rush. I know the protocol. Once they're done rolling, then you put your money. I just sat back. Me and Bays were good luck because he kept going. And when he left, the dealer goes, that's all it takes.

Because maybe it was a new intern, pit boss dealer guy to the side of him. He goes, that's all it takes. He just went off for about three or four minutes. That was thousands and thousands of dollars. And he was throwing those chips down so fast. Boom, stacking them. Boom, rolling it. Stacking them.

Seven for me. That 10, that's for both of us. Up, for the big guy in the back. All tall. no, it wasn't all tall or small. The terminology he was using was so fast and it was lightning quick. And I was like, the guy wasn't drinking. Seven for you, seven for me.

100 on four. 100 on seven. Yep. Another 200 on eight. Yep. Seven for you, seven for me. Yep. 25 on up.

Dude, he sounded like an auctioneer and just rattled it off. And the guy goes, yeah, sometimes a couple minutes and you're up thousands at this game. That is one thing I'm always envious is when people win. Like they have a number and not the combat, but the, you know, just a regular, and they're like, I'll press that. When they win, it hits a six. They're like, I'll press it. I never press it.

I'm like, oh, my God. Now you're doubling your bet. Are you crazy? That was the word he was using. Yeah, press it. And I'm just like, oh, no. Oh, no, I ain't pressing nothing. Give me that any money in my pocket.

I am not putting $20 more on that number, which is crazy. That's how you win money is when someone gets hot and you've been pressing the numbers. But, man, I put that little $24, whatever, on six. I'm good. I'm good. I'm not going to. No press. Just give me the money. Give me the money. Thank you. And the reason why Vegas has skyscrapers is that moment that we saw of him, I mean, he may have won 7,000. I mean, it was so much because I believe maybe to start he did 1,000. And then he was doing hundreds on hundreds on hundreds rolling for three to four minutes. Probably, I mean, thousands he had made. Well, we saw him probably. Every time we passed the craps table the next one and a half days, he was there. Yeah. and he was never

the hottest moment is what we saw. So we would think, oh, he must win all the time. I'm pretty sure he had another marker he had to clean out after we left town.

Hey, do you think they'll do a marker for 500? Can I roll up to the craps tail and be like, hey, let me get a marker for 500. You think that that'll fly

or is that like frowned upon? Does that be bigger denominations? Hey, can I get a marker for 100? And also, are they like doing pulling credit? I don't know. You get dinged and stuff.

You come back. like awesome they pulled my credit report all I know is that the ATMs they charge in an outrageous fee in Vegas but do you know why people do markers no so they don't have to carry that much cash there you go ding ding ding ding I was always wondering it I was like doesn't that mean you're poor no one of the guys he goes it's actually the exact opposite yeah so he doesn't want to travel with 200 thousand dollars when he goes out there and does his blackjack so you do a marker so you're never carrying that kind of cash yeah well I'm going to tell you this right now, I'll never carry that much amount of cash in my life. I'll never see that unless I win.

Now, if I win $200,000 this weekend, do they give it to me in cash? Or do they give me a check? No, they give it to you in cash, but they'll take the taxes out. Oh my God. I'll have to buy another suitcase to come home. And what we didn't realize? Like, what would I do? Like, I don't think I could walk to the airport. But if it's that big of an amount, they may do check. I know in the thousands to $5,000, it's straight cash only. Oh my God. I, I, I, I, I, I mean, I want to feel that pressure of what do I need to do? Because, I mean, I may have to stay until Monday. If they won't give me a check, I can't go on the plane with $200,000 in cash.

I will have to stay until Monday and deposit in the bank there. And not only that, they force you to do the taxes there. That's great. Which kind of sucks, because if you're on a heater, if you win 1,200, they'll take out like 200. That's on the slots. Correct. But it's almost better to stay at 1,100. No, I'll take the taxes.

Okay. Oh, I see what you're saying because you go below. And you can do the taxes back at home. Yeah. Instead of doing the taxes there, great point. You're going to lose the money. You lose access to $300.

Great point. But they force you. They come over with handcuffs and a pen. They lock you to that machine. They say, you're going to fill out this paper or you're going to get thrown in the slammer. That's what this one guy was telling us. He's like, hey, don't go over $1,200 because that's when they'll start making you do it. We're like, oh.

Because if you hit cash out. out, they immediately come over. Oh, I didn't know that. But I only had him come over when it goes, we, we, we, we, and it starts making a bunch of noise. Never when I hit cash out. But they never came over when we hit for 500. It's not bad.

So we must have been just below the threshold. Yeah. And I got another prediction for you that's going to happen in Vegas. Yeah, I mean, there's got to be a blackjack prediction. There's got to be a bump in with somebody prediction. There's got to be a Raiders bet prediction. I will be coming back with a detailed analysis of the new A stadium. The Las Vegas Athletics, I am going to do a tour of their new ballpark.

Wow. This is in sightings. It takes Vegas. It is a brand new stadium. It is not finished yet. They are still in the middle of construction. But the neighbor I am going with, he works for that company. And so he's like, dude, why don't we go look at the stadium?

I'm like, you can do that. And he's like, I can have. That's my boss. And so he hit up the boss. He's like, hey, man, I'm going to be out there for work. Can I go to the stadium? He's like, yeah, man, I'll just tell the guy on site, put your name down, and you can come check out the A stadium.

So I'm like, okay. With a drink? I don't know if we're not to drink. Roll up with a saxophone. Hey, I got the Eiffel's hour. Hey, man, I'm here to see the A stadium. I've seen it, dude. I've been at Vegas three times in the past months.

So how does it look? And it looks like a roller coaster. Man. It took me a minute to realize that it was a baseball stadium. And then maybe it was Scuba who explained it to me. It's a dome. So that's why it has the whole roller coaster look. Yes.

And I don't know if they've put the dome up yet or in the bars. Really? I was just there. That's what I'm asking. I don't know. It's not even close to domed. But it's like eight different colors. It looks like eight different roller coaster rides.

But it's apparently an A's baseball stadium. Man, I can't wait. It's right. It's downtown Vegas. Yeah, it's right next to MGM. It's going to be unreal when it over. because you can you can gamble walk to the baseball go to a show go to a strip club watch a strip tease watch magic mic do a slot machine do craps imagine how many

baseball players all right in Vegas like because this is going to be you know first couple years they're going to lose so much money they're going to be so hungover I am going to be betting on the the Las Vegas A's so much more because whoever they're playing Oh, my God, Vegas. Oh, man, I got to start pitching tonight. Oh, man. Oh, that's bad. So, yes, I can't wait.

I'm going to get the inside out. I'm going to see the suites. I'm going to see the locker room. I don't know what is all built. But come back on Monday, I will be able to tell you everything about that A stadium. Make sure the tour, though, get a shorter tour. I mean, dude, what if they end up showing you this construction tour? It's like five hours.

You only have so many hours to gamble. Well, you're telling you want the 30-minute tour. The neighbor did ask if we wanted to do it, and his wife was immediately like, no, we're not going to that. Yeah, my wife would hate it. And she was like, you have to understand your job is, you build things. Not everybody thinks that's cool. No one wants to go see a bunch of dirt and metal. This is on the group text.

And also it's a hundred out there. And I'm like, man, that actually kind of sounds kind of cool. And she goes, okay, well, I'll be by. the pool. You guys have fun. Then my wife chimes in. She goes, I mean, it might be neat to see that. And she goes. So then the wife of the neighbor goes, all right, I guess I'll be a good sport and go too. And I said, but can we keep it to like less than an hour? Because I don't want to spend all day there. And he's like, we can do abbreviated to her. Don't worry. Just in and out real quick. We'll take care of it. Yeah, because you don't want to pull away from the drinking time and the

gambling. But if he can squeeze it shorter than that, that's perfect. Yeah. I don't want to to be there for five hours when I only have 48 hours to gamble. I don't want to waste five of them at a stadium that's not finished. Like the time for my bachelor party loved everything I did at it. You guys planned a phenomenal bachelor party, but we went in the desert for like 12 hours

and shotguns and rode dirt bikes and stuff, which was super fun but there's no strip clubs or gambling in the desert. We were out there all day parched. We came back like it was the hangover. We all had chapped lips. We're like, Heidi.

need water. Dude. That was a tad too long in the desert. Can I be honest? I didn't know it was an hour dry to this place to shoot the guns.

I didn't know we were going to be out there that long. All day. All day. We had a meal in between it was that long. And on the way back in the van, we were all passed out of sleep

because we were so tired and hot. And I was like, maybe that was a little too long. Like, don't let that be the baseball stadium. Like maybe that was a tad too long. Hey, on paper it sounded great. On paper it sounded like, oh my God, this experience. A lot of these things do.

But then when you get down to it, it's like an hour there. Then you got to go over rules. Then only one person can go at a time. And then it's like, holy crap, we've been here four and a half hours. Is this really four and a half hours fun or is this maybe a two hour fun? What I do remember is Johan because of that. he had to gamble all night. I really didn't have much money to gamble. I was sleeping on his couch because I didn't have a room. Yeah. And Johan played the hiding machine the entire night.

He gambled through out the night because we had to, it got pushed. Deserts took daytime. Man, that was bad. But I will say that was my trip. That was my first white claw ever was when we went to your bachelor party. We pulled over at the liquor store and you got a bunch of it and everybody was drinking white claws in the car on the way to the hotel. I was like, hey, let me get one of those. not my favorite drink i'll be honest oh yeah and also didn't we get a ton of booze that we just never drank yeah because we were never in the room we were never in the room we were too busy out in the desert i mean it was like so then we just left it in the hallway i mean uh weird it wasn't it wasn't the best execution but this weekend is going to be executed perfectly i cannot

freaking wait i need to talk to bayser about a redo yeah about a re-batchel party yeah yeah now that vegas is back open we should go go and redo it. Because we were, your bachelor party, we were playing blackjack with plexiglass in between us. I couldn't even like high five you or laugh at you.

I couldn't even have a conversation with you. We had to sit there in silence. And everybody had masks on. So you're basically celebrating in silence as well. Yes, exactly. And so like when you get a blackjack, I'm a high five in plexiglass and you're hitting the, it was like prison.

It was like, oh, dude, great job. No, no, it's not, we're just, I'm happy for you.

Well, I was wearing glasses because it was a bachelor party. Yeah. And I had the mask on and they were fogging up. I couldn't even tell if it hit red or black most of the time. I had no idea if we ever won. Oh, man. All right. We will take a break. We'll come back. Viva. Las Vegas. It won't be all Vegas all the time on this pod. I know because when I come back on Monday or

Wednesday, it's going to be all Vegas all the time with a recap. But man, I'm excited. I haven't been in one year. 365 days. Get my ass to Vegas. I bet you go to Javier's. I bet you gamble a lot, and I bet you lose your voice. Yep, and we'll take a break. We'll be right back. Behind every night spent making the kids' lunches, there's a lot of suspense. Will they finally eat the veggies? Will the pastos survive the first bite? Will the lunchbox come home empty, half full, or come home at all?

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Let me tell you, I didn't really share much about St. Louis. I know it's been weeks, but I'm just with me going to Las Vegas this weekend, I wanted to go back to St. Louis, my last vacation to tell you something that really drove me up a wall and I still cannot wrap my head around how this happens. Grind your cock. What? Grind your gears. Thank you. Anyway, I had a big day. We went to the city museum and it was the most amazing thing in the world.

It's a four-story playground for kids, indoor, outdoor, all recycled material, slides that are five stories high, slides that go three stories. There's fish, there's caves, there's climb up onto old airplanes, old school buses, hanging over the side of the building. Can adults go? Absolutely. I was all up in it. But like me and Bayser without kids. There was, now, now, I don't mind a man and a woman going, but there was two grown adult men. in.

Me and Justin? Yes. Running around that place. And one of them had his jeans with no belt and his butt crack hanging out the whole damn time. I'm like, dude, you know you're going to a pretty much kid place. Put a dang belt on. There is no need to show your plumber crack to everybody in this place. I was going to say, you're looking at, I mean by day a plumber.

Ah, more maybe unhoused. I don't know. I mean, your dad probably doesn't have a bell. He's a plumber. But he doesn't show the crack. That's the thing. Kid. Crack is whack.

He doesn't show the crack. Well, all right, maybe he did show the crack some. But anyway, that was a little awkward. And then also, there's adults in knee pads because you've got to crawl a lot. It does hurt your knees. Pause. It hurts your knees crawling. But, man, please go without the knee pads.

But it is a phenomenal place. and we are there from 11.30 in the morning till 6 at night. And finally... Wait, what? Yeah. You were adventuring for seven hours with butt crack? Yes. And it's not like butt crack was walking.

They were running everywhere, running to get to the next slide, running to get to the next climbing thing. There's 50 people here. There's no need to run. There's no need to do it. You're going to want to be friends with butt crack during an apocalypse. Maybe. Because he was just like him and his buddy were sweating their butts off. And he was like, I'm just so out of shape.

Like they were going down the five-story slide at the same time we were. So we're taking this crawling through. The one guy's just panting heavily. He's like, just out of shape. And I'm like, well, your buddy's butt crack showing. So both of you guys are idiots. But that's not the point of the story. So the story is we finish and finally,

my son, the middle one, comes down the slide, the three-story one at 545. He's like, Dad, I am starving. I'm like, let's go get some food. Same. So we walk over to this Mediterranean place right on the corner, like half a block from it. We eat. They're like, Dad, can we get dessert? And I'm like, oh, we're going to get dessert.

Hi there. I'll take a gyro. No, we're not going to get, we didn't get a gyro. What even is Mediterranean fish? Nah, it's like chicken and Tziki sauce and Tatszik sauce that clip that's going around. Theo Vaughn and Ella Langley. Zig-zac. Don't know it.

Didn't see it. I guess it's called Tad Ziki. And Theo calls it Zit-Zat. And Ella goes, you mean Tadziki? I haven't seen that clip, man. You'll have to send that to me because that sounds really stupid. But so we eat there and I'm like, guys, there's a. this cool ice cream spot back at the hotel.

It's like called maybe the soda fountain. They have all sorts of crazy like ice cream and floats and banana splits and Sundays. And they're like, oh, we want to go there. We want to go there. Back at the Duck Hotel? No, that's in Memphis. We're at the Union Station, St. Louis. And so we walk back through the city of St. Louis.

It's kind of getting dark out. And I'm like, guys, let's pick up the pace. grab your wallet. And so we get back over there and there's this big old fish pond where everybody's just feeding the fish, feeding the fish. And there are like hundreds of these fish just trying to attack hands. And my kids learned that if they just turn the knob on the little machine enough, some pellets fall out. So they never had to pay 25 cents. Oh.

And a lot of people drop the pellets on the boardwalk. So they were just picking them up off the boardwalk and feeding the fish. We never had to spend a dime, and they fed the fish so much. Some of those might have been bird ship pellets. It might have been. It might have been. So we go in the ice cream shop and we're like, man, what do we want? What do we want?

And my oldest is like, dad, they have root beer floats. Snaps. I want a root beer float. That's all me. And then middle kid says, oh, I also want a root beer float. Bazer hates root beer. Oh, Baser, what the hell is wrong with you?

We would have left her at the Mediterranean place with a zigzag. Or leave her outside with the fish. You feed the fish. We're getting root beer floats. Littleest kid goes, I want what my brothers are having. So it's a root beer float for him. And I asked my wife,

I say, what do you want? She goes, oh, man, that Hawaiian Sunday sounds real good. It's like it was like pineapple ice cream. Disgusting. with kiwi, some coconut shavings on top, I don't know what else was there.

I said, all right, I'll order that for you. And I said, I'm going to get me a root beer float a beer. Because let me tell you, root beer floats are absolutely delicious. With that cold ice cream mixed in with that cold root beer, hits your lips. It is so freaking good. And hydrating. I don't know why more NFL teams don't have root beer floats on the sidelines.

Smart. That would be so much better than the Gatorade. And so I order them cool. They hand them to us. I take them to the table, sit down. And I'm like, hell yeah. Let me slurp up this root beer float. Dad, does ours have beer?

And I stick that spoon in there and I slice off a little bit of that vanilla ice cream and I dip it and get a little bit of that root beer and I put it in my mouth and, oh! Pull. What the hell? Bird shit. Warm root beer. Ain't y'all got a fridge back there? They use warm root beer for your root beer float. That's how you get the best of the vine. That is absolutely a travesty. You just ruined the best, one of the best desserts, refreshing. desserts in the entire world. It tastes terrible when you have warm root beer. Maybe you ordered root beer soup. No, I didn't. So then you're watching the ice cream just melt away because, oh, it's warm root beer and it's not refreshing. It's hot. It's room temperature. You're drinking warm root beer with your ice cream and it's absolutely terrible. Just ruined the experience of getting

the ice cream. It was terrible. And this is some foreshadowing. So I'm like, I'm never getting a root beer float from there again. But I did drink it. I did eat it. I finished it because I'm not going to let it go to waste. But it wasn't the enjoyment that I had in my mind when I saw root beer float on that menu and my three kids ordered root beer floats. And I'm And I got it in my mind that I was going to order a root beer float and I could just taste the coldness, the chill. And it was ruined. Good. Call me a non-expert on the beer or the root.

Could you not have gotten ice cubes and it frozen it right up? But then it waters it down. True. Like that's the whole point is you get cold root beer and you get frozen ice cream. Did you think about doing some of your wife's Hawaiian ice cream in D. your ice cream, ice cream on ice cream. That would taste weird. But I did take a bite of hers. And I was like,

that is freaking delicious. So hers was the best of the four? The Hawaiian Sunday was phenomenal. And so a couple days go by. It's our last night. We've been crushing it. And we're riding some of the rides. They got like a Ferris wheel. They got swings.

They got this boat that goes back and forth. They got mini golf. Downtown? Right outside the Union Station. hotel, man. It's a whole thing. It's a whole vibe. And my wife's like, man, I really want to get one of those Hawaiian Sundays again. Oh, I'll do the root beer.

Oh, never mind. I just remembered how damn whorm it was. I said, well, don't you worry. I'm not getting a root beer float this time. Not doing it. Not doing it. And I said, okay, let's go. And she looks, she goes, oh my gosh.

They close at nine. And it was 852. Oh, you're good. we are riding rides so we have to get off the ferris wheel and we're like are they ever going to stop this? We're not going to make it.

We're not going to make it. We're not going to make it. We're all ferrised out. And we get off the ride at 853 and we are sprinting to the ice cream spot. And it's all right there. It's all right there.

But I don't know how early they lock the doors that they're real strict or what. What does the ice cream stop being ice cream at nine? I guess so, man. But they close at 9. When everything else around there closes at 10, the ice cream closes at 9.

Seems like the ice cream would want to stay open the latest, get the most business. But that's neither here nor there. Ice cream's only guaranteed cold till 9. Hey, root beer guaranteed never to be cold at this place. It's absolutely hot. Enjoy. So we get the line. It's a long line.

I'm like, man, we're going to be here forever. And it takes like 25 minutes. We get up to the front. And I'm like, all right. I need two Hawaiian Sundays. Oh, I'm sorry, I can't make that. Why not? Sundays are only for our dining in customers only.

Oh, he's about to be hot. What do you mean by that, ma'am? Yeah, see, so this is the to-go counter, and we don't make the Sunday for it to-go. why it comes in a cup like we ordered it the other day and it came in a cup

a to go cup she's like yeah just our policy that if you want to do a Sunday you have to sit down at a table well sounds like you're sitting in a chair okay well which table should I go sit at well actually we close at nine and it's down nine nine twelve so there'll be no one

waiting on the tables you have to order at this counter I said yeah yeah but you're not I can't order what you want. I'm trying to order that. She goes, I'm sorry. I can't make that at the to-go counter. Did you ask that maybe you could smell somebody's breath that just ordered it? I said, okay, cool, cool.

All right, fine. Let me call my wife, find out what she wants. And I, okay, so I need a banana something Sunday. Oh, we can't do that at the go-counter eater. Okay. The bananas get eaten by the month? cookies by nine. I said, what exactly can you do at the to-go counter? We can do ice cream. We can do, all right, cool. How about strawberry milkshake? Milkshakes are for customers eating in only.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. Let's try this. So I just look at the menu and I look what's the Hawaiian Sunday. Can I get one of your best cough cookies because I'm going to stick it right up my And I look, and it says Hawaiian ice cream with kiwi on top, coconut shavings and something else, right? I said, okay, I would like Hawaiian ice cream with some kiwi on top, some coconut shavings, and I name the other things that are on top. She goes, okay, we can do that. I literally read the items that are on the Sunday, but I just didn't call it a Sunday. and she said she could make it. Like, how the hell does that make sense?

This is America. It is unbelievable that she denied my Sunday order, but when I list in the ingredients one by one, guess what she made me? The Hawaiian Sunday, but I didn't call it a damn Sunday. Unbelievable. Genius on your part. I was just like, let me try and see if this worked.

And I did it and it absolutely worked. I'm going to try some word origami. You got ready for this woman? I can't understand how you can tell me I can't order it to go counter. How is it different? You're still just making the ice cream in a bowl and putting it in a bowl. It's really not that hard. A banana split, whatever.

It comes in a little tray. Why can't I take that to go? How is it so difficult to order at a separate spot? It makes no damn sense. And she proved my point. I would love to pull that CCTV footage. And there was two ladies behind me. And they were laughing their ass.

No, not. They were laughing their asses off because I was like, because I turned to my, is this crazy? Because everything I tried to order is, oh, we don't do that. We only do. And they were just, I was like, ladies, you better be ready. You better have changed your order. Because whatever you're getting is not going to be available at this to go counter.

and so then you wait in line and I get it ordered and I order my son a ice cream cone with cookies and cream and he wanted sprinkles on top and gummy bears the bears hibernate at nine and it comes out and it's in a cup it's not in a cone and the gummy bears and sprinkles are in a separate cup they're not even on top of the ice cream like I do not understand how people are so stupid and how frustrating. It was so frustrating. I had two experiences at this supposed to be cool ice cream place and they were both ruined. Let me guess, Gen Z. Oh my God. Sorry, I can't make that for you. Oh, okay. How about if I list the ingredients individually? Will you make it for me then? Oh, I think we can do that. Good God Almighty.

Yeah. You won that debate, man. Congrats. No, I didn't win the debate. Debate team champion. It wasn't about a debate. It was about the, I don't understand why I have to go sit at a table to order a certain item. I thought you were going to pull a chair up, sit it right there in line and say, I'm dining in per the chair. I figured that was your move. Not the cone move. Love it.

No, I just ordered everything that was in it and she was able to do it. It's like, good God. Oh, she's like, all right, so let me get that straight. You want the coconut ice cream or pineapple ice cream with, Kiwi on top, some coconut shavings. Did you want whipped cream? No, no whipped cream. Okay, cool.

That's exactly what the Sunday is. What did you get to drink? A root beer. So yes, that was my story from St. Louis, man. That's phenomenal. I actually want to go try that Hawaiian ice cream. And I'm not even a fan of that, but it reminds me in Hawaii. I tell you, it was so damn good.

Never gotten it before. The Kiwi, the Coke. They lost me at the Kiwi, but. Oh, you don't like kiwi? Not an ice cream. I mean, it was just on top. If I'm in Costa Rica, parched, dying of thirst on a hike, I'll grab a kiwi. I'm not going to do a Kiwi in St. Louis under the arch right about the time the burglars come out.

You know what? I want a root beer and I want to get to bed. I'm not trying to mess with Hawaiian Kiwi coconut ice cream. It was really good. I mean, my wife made a great choice. My patience, the first night was I was just going, I saw root beer float. I was like, boom, didn't even read the other options. once the kids decided on root beer float,

it probably pays to read the menu because they have different things you've never had. And it was really good. And you ordered three root beer floats. Four. My dad would have ordered one. We would have all shared it. He would have had 70% of it and we would have all had 10.

Yeah. Thanks, dad, for the secondhand warm ice cream with warm root beer. Always love a good warm root beer float. Yeah. and the baby box two didn't get ice cream that last night because we were at dinner and he got mad at his brother and slapped him across the face. So I had to take away his ice cream tell him, hey, bud, we're going to go get a treat later and you're not going to get one. Because you slapping them across the face, like, I'm not going to do it. We can't do that?

And so the whole time he was like, well, well, if you don't finish that, can I have it? It's actually a good point. And I said, no. And he goes, well, it's not mine. It'd be yours. And then you gave me some. Smart. I was like, good problem solving.

But sorry, son. You slapped your brother across the face. You can't be having it. Oh, my gosh. So, yeah, whenever you're in St. Louis, go check out this place and try to order a Sunday at the to-go counter because it won't freaking happen. And ask them if they have cold root beer because they don't.

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Yeah. He just did a promotion probably for his show. and I wanted to present this to you. It is from me and Beezer. Just a little gift before you had to Vegas. It is a map of the cosmopolitan and it has some highlighters. But it doesn't show me exactly which machine was the hit. Right, right, right, right.

It was just one of those machines. So AI found me that map online. And it actually isn't to scale. So if you could hand it over to me. Yeah, please, because I don't even know how the hell. First and form. This is how treasure hunters and like pirates and treasure and stuff went down back in the day. You can't lose this.

No, I'm not. I'm going to put it right in my wallet. Okay. You know the street how you go into the Cosmo from the street. Yeah, the strip. Perfect. The first right. I'm talking.

You're in the door. So you walk in and you see the sports book is on your left. Yes. Hit my first right. And the reason it's not to scale is the sports book's like more over there and back here. Yeah, that's what I thought. So immediate. right. Mediate right. And wheel

fortune. All right. And there may be two of them, but both were hot. Both were hot. Both on the, go in to the right boom. So it's the first entrance. Yes. But don't get confused with going in through the resident people that are staying there. No, the valet. That'll confuse you. I'm not going in where the valet drops you off or the ride share. But my question is it sort of looks like there's two entrances from Las Vegas Boulevard.

And I don't remember there being two. I thought there was only one. No, you, I don't. That's what I'm saying. AI stupid. Because one has to be walking straight into the chandelier bar. You see what I'm saying? Like the one door goes right by the sports book.

The reason I said this isn't to scale is because the sports book is literally right. there. Right there. So I just want you to know. But I'm going to go right. Yes. Okay. So what you're saying, yes, it probably could be right there. But it's the sports book, right. Got it. Okay. And then the other spot is where the pinball was. Okay. Is that by the barbershop? So the pinball is, it's like the table games are all right over there. It's all, the whole, and in Cosmo, the table games are all together. Yeah, they're all on that far side. Correct. On the other side of that walking path. Correct. And it's just to the right and it's the only four pinballs in the entire building. Question. You know where the cashier is? Is the pinball by the cashier? See, that's where

me and Beezer would get lost. I think the cashier might be like a cross from it. Got it. Okay. So if I ask somebody, where are the pinball machines? They'll be able to tell me. Only four. And they're all four together and we broke three of them winning. Okay. Which ones am I supposed to play? All four of them. Got it. We would just jump and they would all hit. They were all hot. Yes. So all the wheel, the, the, Two Wheel of Fortunes were hot and the pinball was hot, all of them. Do not lose that, dude. Do not lose that sheet of favor.

That is the best drawing I've ever seen in my life. I really appreciate the detailed map of where I'm going. I printed it out. Thanks for the help, AI. Hold on. You can't get too much feet into the map because I'm telling you, they switch the crap around all the time. time. Yeah, because I don't even see on this map, I don't even see the cashiers office.

That's what I'm saying. And then there's like a weird Henry's place there that I don't even remember seeing. Oh, that's a restaurant. I've eaten there plenty of times. But they act like it's, maybe it is right there. And they act like the chandeliers, the size of God. It's not that big. I believe the Henry is more over here. That's what I'm saying. It's not right next to the registration. Thank you. I don't know. We'll figure it out. But I want to say that yesterday, I added to the show, I was starving. And so I went over to the McDonald's across the street. And I walk out the building.

What's with you in arches, bro? Dude, I'm just something about the arch. And I, right when I walk out the building, it's not at a crosswalk, right? And I happen to look and there's no car. I got a clear path. So I start jogging across the street. And from an unhoused member,

chilling at the McDonald's. There's a couple. I hear, run, Forrest, run. They cat called you? I'm like, since winter, the unhoused heckling me as I jog over to McDonald's. As you're leaving your job? I'm like, dude, I just got off a long shift. I'm starving.

I just want some food in my belly. And I hear the homeless guy, run, Forrest, run. There's no coming back from that because you have to run so you don't get killed. And they're like, hey, keep running, you little. Okay, thanks man. And I'm like, this dude just has time to heckle me. And then I don't even know what to do. How do you react to that?

Like, oh, screw you. So what did I do? Just getting thumbs up. Thumbs up because, hey, man, well done. And my question is, when is run for his front? Is that ever going to get old? Is that ever going to die? Yeah, he actually used probably the last movie he's seen.

I mean, I don't think Boomer knows where that's from. So. So you think that You should have played younger Like what does that even mean? What? Are you going to say something about chocolates too? My life's like a what?

No, I just took it in stride. Life is like a box of chicken nuggets. You never know what you gotta get. It was just so funny to me That he had that he still had It in him to be funny And the heckle But you know you could have thrown it right back at him

and been like, hey, sorry, I only got a little bit of time from my job. Sorry, man, I'm on my lunch break. I don't have all day break. You hit him with how long is your lunch break? All day? Dude. Sorry, man. I got a meeting to go to.

I'm in a hurry. That's terrible, man. But there are a lot of them. That's why I avoid the gas station and Golden Arch. I know, but I was just like, man, I don't have time. I'm so hungry. I just needed something. because I didn't really have breakfast.

And so I just ran over there real quick. And, I mean, it was so funny. I laughed so hard. And here's the thing. I don't even know which homeless man it was. Because I wasn't looking up. I was just kind of hurrying across street. I hear, run, Forrest, run.

I look up. And there's a couple of them sitting there. There's a posse of them. And I just thumbs up to it. You know, you and Scuba are two peas in a pod. You're the only two people I know that will go rock that as a meal. I mean, I'm not too good. for the golden arches. If we're traveling, we're at the airport, bro, I'll be the first one to

sightsee at the golden arches. But from work, there's just so many more options everywhere in every direction at home. There's a grocery store below us and you chose the golden arches. The reason I say that is because one time Scoob just rolls up here. We were working late. I think it might have been before the cruise and we're balling out. He comes back with an entire lunch pail of the Golden Arch. And there's Nuggies in there. There's French fries. And I'm like, the most bizarre choice

for a lunch in a health conscious society. Is it good? Yes. But it's usually in the pinchiest of pinches, not a meal at work. You might be right. You might be right on that. We do have a grocery store right down below.

Didn't think about it. Much healthier options. Much healthier. I just saw it. And I was like, man, I just need something fast. I'm so hungry. Just give me some of those nugs in my tongue and let me move on with my life. That's all I need. You immediately regret it when the guy yelled at you.

Oh, dude, I immediately was like, why am I doing this? Like when he said that to me, I was like, man, do I look like, am I desperate enough that I need to get freaking heckled by the homeless while I come to get something to eat? But it was job well done. It was funny. And now it makes me want to see when people are jogging across street. I want to yell, run. Forest run. Although I would have rather been at the golden arches when we went for Morgan's

going away party and we walked half of a mile to some designer restaurant. I'd rather had a big mac and fries and be like, girl, have a good one. Let's have some Sundays together. Whoa. No. That food was good. It was good. But the walk, I mean, it was definitely a 20 minute walking. Kevin had a broken leg. And we were there for a long time. It did take like over an hour to eat and then 20 minutes back. So it did turn into like a two, two and a half hour ordeal. but food slapped. Yeah, didn't have the drinks. I was trying to think we didn't do that.

No, there was no drinking. It was like a, Ray, we were all recovering. Well, we weren't recovering, but yeah. But yeah, man, that's it. I'm headed to Vegas. I got to get on the plane. You guys have a great weekend. You have a great weekend.

Tune in live on the CW and something else. I don't know. Find the I Aheart Radio. Festival. Look for me somewhere in the crowd. I'll be waving. Hey. my wife turned that down

oh she don't want to watch no no not i heart i was just setting it up so i could talk about something else oh my wife was offered field pass seats for the vols game this weekend oh man that's who are they playing i don't know without even asking me she says oh with the traveling to newport in Vegas we've just been all traveled out without even asking me she turns down field pass a parking pass and seats right next to fraserie or brandon and josh hoople oh man why why would she do that the conversation is not fully happened because her father told me yesterday i was like uh noted this is about

to be a very big conversation how would she i mean she really that that's travel was like two weeks ago. I know. I know, but to her, it's still top of mind. We're still recovering. No, you're not. You're good. I know. I'm trying to think. You're back to normal humans. I'm trying to figure out exactly why she did turn it down. Maybe they play a crappy team. Delaware State, you. Do they already play them? Furman State you. Kent State, I believe that's who Justin has. Ohio State. Okay. They play Kennes. State. Okay. Actually, it was pretty smart for it. Actually, hey, Beezer, you

are absolved. Sorry, Bezor, smart move. You do not want to waste your time. Go into the Knoxville just for that stupid game. What a waste of time. We apologize. Hey, Bezor, that one's on us. And also, these schedules are horrible. These teams are lining up even worse schedules than they have in years past. Now, the next weekend, if you want to go,

they play Texas. It's UT versus UT. Wow. That's offers probably not on the table. No, probably not. But yeah, Beezer, smart move. I don't see. As someone that is, I guess, a casual, hold on.

And Bezor goes, you don't even know the name of the quarterback. And I said, I don't specifically know it, but I know his first name is a last name and his last name is a first name. That's interesting. I didn't know that. I never seen him play. As a casual college football fan, I don't really understand why. wanting to go to a game when they are playing these terrible teams. Like, I just can't get how people pay money to go see them win 56 to nothing against Ferman.

You know what I don't get? I don't. No, no, what I don't get? Tell me right after this. Behind every night spent making the kids' lunches, there's a lot of suspense. Will they finally eat the veggies? Will the pastos survive the first bite? Will the lunchbox come home empty, half full, or come home at all?

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We ended up not. I believe he maybe had some health issues, but even worse than a blowout game, it was 95 degrees. They said on the TV it felt like 104. Oh, it looks so hot. If I had the day off the next day and I was allowed to drink my face off and I had a DD,

I don't think I'd still go from the country to that game. I was much more comfy in my air-conditioned house, and you can watch all the games. Because here's the thing. There's no shade. Yeah, that's, there's no shade. You're on the surface of the sun. The new one, but I hate the new one.

I hate everybody going to a dome because you've got to look at like Ohio State going down to play the Longhorns. You don't think the heat and the second half wore Ohio State out. Like if they all just played in a dome, everybody just be comfortable the whole time. When you go down to Miami to play the dolphins, you don't think you're cramping up or like when the Browns are going down. to they went to Jacksonville last week. They're going to Tampa this week. You don't think the heat of Florida gets to them? They ain't used to that heat.

I get you with the heat. There's other elements. You ever been to a Titans game? It rains about 75% of them. You ever been to a Titans game? There's not much resistance from the Titans defense, so it doesn't matter. One time I went to the Vols game at the Titan Stadium,

there was a four-hour rain delay on my birthday. So we went back to my apartment and we were both like, do you even really feel like going back to that? and we're like, nah, let's just stay here. Because there's always thunderstorms and weird weather moving through. What did a Garth Brooks show at Nissan? Garth Brooks. We're sitting in a tunnel for four hours next to people I don't even know, drinking trulys.

I lost the entire group. Got separated because of weather, dude. Bring on the atrium. That stadium's shaping. up. It's looking on real. I get you no open air, but it's looking badass. It is. But like I said, every stadium is going to look the same. It's going to be a dome. Oh, how cool. Yay. Woo. Well, I mean, Buffalo's got the Buffalo balls out front or whatever they did. Whatever they did. And they got the folding table inside where you can, you know.

And people complain. Top row, I guess there's like handrails that are kind of in your side. Yeah, there's one thing where you're sitting on the right side and the other, the the section next to you sticks out farther so you can't see around the corner. Hey, man. Then the brakes. I don't know. I'd never been there. I'll probably never go there.

So they ain't going to bother me. So I don't give two craps. Well, have fun at the A's game, man. Speaking of craps, I got to get to the tables, man. You guys, we got to go. Have a great weekend. We're out of here. I mean, I don't even know what the college football schedule is this weekend.

Is there any good games? Bezor was like, would you please give him $1 to, uh, gamble with for us. I was like, Beezer. $1. That won't even get him in the door at a casino. I mean, what do I want to do with a dollar? They don't have dollar. Kino?

Oh, man. Yeah. Do people actually ever go play the dollar, the money you give them? No. If they do, you got to make sure they FaceTime it. Exactly. Because I'm like, there's no way if they even do, they're like, oh, I didn't win with your dollar.

It was my dollar. I won with mine. Yeah, I won with my dollar. Like that dollar you gave me, I love. lost and then I put a dollar in for me and I won. Whoa. And then they sue them and they have to go to the machine, pull out the dollar,

look at the serial number and you come back and you had a picture of the serial number. I mean, how would you ever prove it? Well, now they make you FaceTime. When I did it with Bayers, when I went to Vegas for those basketball things, she's like, here's $20 FaceTime me. And so I'd FaceTime her and she would lose it immediately.

And I'm like, okay, that was your $20, not mine. I've still got all my 20s 100% that was your 20 definitely lucky on one of mine definitely your money not mine oh my God that's so funny man have a great weekend dude

hopefully we'll be here on Monday with a voice and everything I don't know anything else you want to say man I was thinking sports wise I'm guessing you're going to hammer college football on Saturday and NFL you do your thing where you place the bets as you're on the plane. Well, here's the problem.

I mean, here are the games this week. Well, the big one's Saturday night. Yeah. Houston versus Texas Tech. No, Ole Miss and LSU. You drunk? Oh, yeah, there's that one. I forgot about that.

That thing's going to be mammoth. I won't be able to see it. It's all Heism guys. It will be. 4.30 Vegas time. Earlier. Yeah. I was like, it's at 6.30.

Concerts starts at 7, man. But 4.30? I'll be able to watch it. But here's the problem with. sportsbooks now. You can't sit in a sports book and watch it. They make you pay and there's no seats. Everything's reserved. They've ruined sports books. Sorry. I've got to go. And there's piles of kiosks. Oh, hate them. Go to the window. Take it to the window. Take it to the window. Yeah, because even if you're just walking by, it's just kiosk after a kiosk. Usually like to see the guy

smoking, you know, maybe he's got a little blonde on his arm. Now it's just kiosks lined up. I'm like, what is that area that looks so cold and not warm? I mean, can I get a drink ticket with that? Thank you. At the window. Yeah. They don't do that at the kiosk. I like Bellagio.

Can I say this real quick? Yeah, dude, you do whatever you want. Bellagio? Because you would go to the bathroom. There's one of those bathrooms in the corner, and they have tons of horse bedding. The TVs are flush with games and all that. There's areas where it's actually desks at the Bellagio,

where you pull up at a desk and there was a kid. He had his laptop. He had an iPad. He has his paper for the horses. And he almost looked like he was at a library doing schoolwork for a college class. I love that. He was horse betting. See, I love that.

That's what you want. You want to feel that experience. I was dying laughing. I mean, they are going over there. They got sheet after sheet and then booklets and got their glasses on and they're writing stuff down. I'm going to share here. Does that really make a damn bit of difference? For the horse racing?

Yeah. Do they even know what they're looking at? Yeah, because you can see speeds. You can see what they did the last race, what kind of conditions. All right. If he's that good, he ain't sitting at the sportsbook. He's sitting at his computer. He lives in Las Vegas full time and he's just betting on the computer.

He ain't there at the casino. But you can see all the horse races at the casino. That's true. That's why South Beach loved the Bellagio because of all the horses. They show all the horses. Horse race is so fun. So fun. We didn't do one.

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