The Bobby Bones Show - Strange Proposals + Raymundo's Shark Tank Idea + Birds In Amy's House

Episode Date: August 29, 2019

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sometimes. Lunchbox's your baby? Is he old enough to throw a tantrum? I don't think he understands what a tantrum is. He's learned to cry a little bit, but he doesn't, I mean, he doesn't really throw a tantrum. How old you, baby? One years old. Eddie? Yeah, I have two. My son,

five years old and my foster kid for Tantrum City. Yeah, every day. Your oldest son? No, he's over the tantrum. did? I mean, rarely. He's maybe once or twice a year tantrum guy. Well, here's the clip I heard it made me think of you guys. I don't have any kids, so

I was thinking about you guys. Apparently people, parents are always looking for ways to get their children to stop crying. So this dad found a way by distracting his daughter by turning their tantrums into a game where they face off on who can tantrum the best. Okay. And he filmed the full game. Here is the audio.

My turn, my turn. Jenny. Jimmy. My turn. My turn. Okay, I'm going to cry. First, I'm going to cry. First, I'm going to cry. And Georgia, you cry, then you cry. Okay, Jane. Okay, ready? Okay, hang on. Okay, Georgia, now it's your turn.

Wait, it's not your turn yet. Georgia, now it's your turn. Georgia cry. Okay, Jen, your turn. Good job. Good job. Yeah, good job. Okay, my turn, my turn.

Hang on. So what's the point of this? Just to get her to chill out. Yeah, so he's making a game out of it. Yeah, so it makes it. Reverse psychology. I like it. Yeah, yeah, okay, you get your turn. Let me go now. Let me go now.

Pretty funny. Here's the Bobby Bones Show podcast, highlight segment of the day. I read this story. Tell me what you think happened, okay? Okay. So this guy comes home from work last week, and he can tell that someone had been in his house. Because you just look around and your stuff slow off.

He's like, huh? He lives in a single family home, typical street. He said it's possible he forgot to lock his back door, but whoever entered his house didn't bring. break anything to gain entry. So you're talking about he just went into this, whomever went into the house easily. Now the strange part is the burglars who went into the home did not take anything. They cleaned the house so thoroughly from top to bottom.

Like went through even the cracks and crevices of places. Like scrubbed it. They even crafted little origami roses on toilet paper and put them in the bathroom. He thought the whole thing was weird and creepy. Oh, wow. And then he reported the incident to police. Amy, what do you think happened? I think that somebody was hired to clean a house and they clean the wrong one?

That's what I thought. And they did a good job. And they just crushed it. And they did the wrong address. But, I mean, they had to get in somehow. Or did it say how they got in? The guy said he may have forgot to unlock the back door. And so they just were like, oh, they left the door open for us.

Like you go home and everything is so clean. So I think about, that's what I thought too, and I laughed out loud. So that's that not it? I don't know. They don't know. Because also another thing that came to my head is that somebody gifted that to him. Like, if I were to come home and, I don't know, Bobby for my birthday had hired some. Why are you yelling at me right now?

I get you good gifts. There's no need to yell at me right now. I was just, no, hypothetical. Hypothetically speaking. Yeah, you give great gifts. But yeah, if I were to walk in and my whole house was totally professionally cleaned with, you know, touches like that, like a rose petals on the toilet paper, I would be like, wow, this is the best gift ever. Any other theories in the room? Lunchbox, you have a theory on this?

Man, I thought that his wife maybe hired someone and didn't tell him because she was tired of cleaning the house. And so she was spending a little side money on a cleaner and getting credit for herself. What did this be the... Like she was taking all the credit. Is he married? Mike Deke, because I don't see anything about a wife. It said single family home. So I think he was just...

That's a way of saying, like, it's probably a home with a few bedrooms, few baths. Right, that's why I just took it as a married. I would think that's a hilarious practical joke. Oh, if that's a practical joke, play well not me. But I'm talking about you go in and you do... It's so over the top. Flowers.

Yeah. Oregon. And you're just like, wait, what just happened? Like, is it? That's a pretty funny practical joke, right? Nothing was missing. No, because it was police say, like, well, sir. What do they say?

He said he still doesn't know who did it. The best theory is that it was an accident. Now, let's imagine, if you will. You're the house that did. You came home and your clothes are still on the floor. Fire the company. Your toilet paper is just sitting there normal. No origami.

You were promised origami on your toilet paper. Honey, where's origami, row? It's said on the brochure. We paid extra for that. So I thought that story was super funny. Remember Ray's idea, his business? Yeah. When Ray Munda, what was your idea?

You were going to do what? Yeah, that's exactly what we do. We go into pieces of people's houses and we clean it up and make it real tidy right before they go to bed. Right before they turn down. And then you actually tuck them in if they want, right? Right. The dogs would be taken out, dishes done, and then as they're ready to go to bed, turn down for what? Turn down for what?

Then you have another business idea that you pitched to me that I didn't go on the earth? with? Hold on. Can I get the Shark Tank theme? Because what I remember is Raymundo, he's like, he'll sometimes pitch me bits. 99% of the time. He's like, I got a secret. It's about a country artist. And it's some real salacious thing that I would never talk about. And he's like, I saw so-and-so with so-and-so, and they're out. But he pitched a bit. Okay, let's go over to the Shark Tank. Ramundo, here he is, our audio producer. He's got, It is maybe a bomb because I don't remember what it was. Raymonda, what is your next idea on the shark tank?

Yeah, so hey sharks. Thanks for having me. No problem. I came up with this idea at lunchtime. It was right after work and I was exhausted. I didn't have a place to take a nap. My house was too far and I thought maybe a lot of other people that live in suburbia suffer from this issue. They don't have a place to take a nap. So I would have a business where people would come to take naps.

We have blankets. We have pillows and you can just come into your bunk bed and take a nap for 30 minutes. And then you're out. You go back to work. And people just don't have a place to lay their head during the moment. middle of the day. They do at night. They go to their house. But why make that commute when you can come to my business called nooner? You're going to tell your friends about it. Can't call it that. Wait, why? What's wrong with that? Nuneer is a bad, like, yes, at noon. I don't know what that

means. Don't worry about it. It's a place you get a nap in. Also, is it, is this like a mobile bus with bunks? Yeah, that's also a possible idea. I was thinking more of a storefront, breaking mortar. Oh, I'm thinking you drive over to the time. And then you're in an afternoon business meeting, people say, hey, why is he so upbeat and well-rested? He had a nooner. You can't. I mean, I think that I would invest, guys. Are you all in?

Wow, Jimmy, you're so refreshed today. What did you do? Well, I went by this business downtown. Had a nooner. It's so dope. It seems like a little nap pod. Yeah, they actually had a version of this in my college, and people would just, you'd share blankets, share pillows.

They clean them every night. No, no, after every person you clean it. Every night. You have to put a fresh one out after every nooner. And then I also thought, there's honestly, guys, there's a possibility to branch off and to maybe partner with another company, Match.com. And then people start meeting people at the Nooner location. Oh, so now you're doing the hotel by the hour.

No. Yeah. You can't. No. That's a no. Okay. That's a no, no, no. Any sharks?

I'm going to tell you, with race ideas, there's always like. a morsel of a great idea. Yes. Like with Turned Down for What and Nooner? Listen, I'm not putting my money in there. But there's something to these portable drive-around sleep pods. There is. There's something there. Ramon, I'm not going to invest now, but I do admire that you don't stop thinking. Thank you, Sharks.

We'll see you next time, then. All right, thank you guys. We've got two million-dollar businesses right there. What's it called the business again? Nooner. What's your slogan? a nooner. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private,

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Yeah. You do? You do with the kids? Yeah, not as much. In fact, when I'm there, sometimes the yoga instructors are like, hey, it's so good to see you. We're happy you're here. But so I used to go all the time

But now I'm like once a week Oh yeah that's still a good amount I haven't been in a few months But I went last night And I was cursed Because I was put right behind A really attractive female Oh, cursed

I'm not trying to have that in yoga class Because I went and set my mat up I'm not trying to creep on anybody In any workout room or class So you were set up first Yeah I was set up first I get to early I get over early

Yeah So I'm there and I got my mat And I'm not in the front row I get in the middle Because I don't want to be in the front of the back I like to be just trapped so people don't really pay attention to me. And then she says up right in front of me. I don't know.

You call it a woman or a girl. She's probably like 28 to 33. It's a woman, man. Okay, well, this woman. Yeah, I'd be like, this girl was, yeah. It's a woman. Well, whatever the case. I know, but.

What? I don't know. It just feels weird to be like that. So that was her yoga. Great. Yeah, you were watching, right? I were impressed. I was trying not to so hard.

I get that, bones. And I didn't, and there were mirrors everywhere. Everywhere you turn to here. I know. I couldn't. She was everywhere. So at the end of it, I was just looking at the ground. I was trying to get my stretch on, trying to get my yoga on.

Did you get a number? No, I didn't talk to her. What am I going to do? I don't know, man. I don't know. I mean, you're single. You're like ready to mingle. Hey, do you grab some of her sweat, maybe sending it into 23 and me, get some data pro box?

It's not Jurassic Park, dude. What are you talking about? Well, that way you can find out her genetics. He's trying to be funny like Eddie. And he's really grasping at things now. No, I, that was a stretch. Speaking of stretching, right? Yeah.

Hey. Yeah. Got them. So that was, so I did the class and the teacher, this is what was an annoying as me. So here I am. I'm trying to do good yoga. I feel pressure because this woman lady girl's right in front of me. Woman lady girl.

So the teacher keeps coming over to me and using me as example of ways not to do it. Oh. So I'll do my thing and she's like, no, move your hips. No, it's a woman lady girl. It's speaking to class too. And so the woman lady girl is like grabbing my hips and like, no, you should do it this way. And so people are looking at me being adjusted. And then there's a dude next to me.

It's like smirking. Because he's awesome at it. He's awesome at it. And so then she would go to the class and she would talk to me but through the whole class. So she'd be on the other side of the room and she would say, now listen, if you're not able to bend your back in a certain way, don't. But I knew she was talking to me through the class. You're just self-conscious thinking that she's talking about. No, I don't care about that.

I don't care about trying to get my, I'm trying to be a good yogurt, you know what I mean? That's all. Yogi. Yeah. So, hmm. Go ahead. You're going to hit up that class again, thinking that that same girl might be there? I don't do that.

Do what? You don't, what, go after fate? Like, you don't follow your dreams? Yeah, you love that movie Serendipity. And you know what? Serendipity, they didn't chase it. Wrote in the book. That's true.

You know what? Nowadays, everyone's like, yeah, we met on Bumble. We met on whatever. Dude, this is like, yeah, we met a yoga class. I don't have. She was this, like, young lady girl woman. Do you have a story already? First of all, I don't even know she was.

Secondly, I don't have the nerve. What color hair? To talk. Brown? She's blonde. Well, no, kind of like black roots, but blonde on the... Okay, like I do. Okay, hmm, let's see.

Yeah, no, there's nothing to say. There's no story about... There's no misconnection. You are blessed in a little bit, though. You think you'd recognize her if you saw her out in straight clothes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if she tweeted you? That'd be like, what up?

That's what I'm saying? So, all right, was she in a tank top? I'm not playing this game. No, really, what was she wearing? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. How much do you remember? Watch this. Answer the question.

How much do you, like, do you know what kind of? Everything. Like, down to the brand of the pants. Hold on. Wait. Eddie, what are you saying? You're going to know everything about it. Like what?

Why? Because you were so into her. I know you were. No, no. I'm not playing this game. I don't know. I'm not playing this stupidest game. Bobby's like,

Lou Lou Lill Lemen. Yeah, Lill Leman. She had tight yoga pants. Matching dog. That's not the point of this whole segment. Green shoes. No shoes. It's yoga. Come on.

But I know that, like, this is the thing with, like, really attractive people. One day I'd like to be really attractive. Because I can't imagine. Do you wear your glasses during yoga? Hot yoga, where you're sweating? The first time ever I did. I did it foggy. But now I can't.

Now I dorky, I felt the first time I did hot yoga. You're all, like, picking them up with your finger. And I couldn't see. I was like wiping them with my... I'm not having this segment. What kind of car you get in when she left? I don't know. You follow her.

What was she driving? I don't know. What's that license plate? Guys, I don't even try anymore. Golly. Okay. I'm done with this. Can I hit the second?

Does she have any tattoos? I didn't see any tattoos, no. I tried not to look. I'm telling you. I tried as hard as I could not to look ever. Eventually, I would like. But you couldn't avoid it because there was mirrors everywhere. I couldn't avoid it.

And she was right in front of you. Yeah. It was like gray pants. Yeah. What color? I call her? You guys are stupid. I'm done with this segment.

I've been trying to be done with this. Anyway, I don't even know my point of this whole thing was. You found love at a yoga place. No, even if you're uncomfortable, you should do. I don't know The Bobby Bones show Okay, so you went and tried to haggle stores For non-negotiable items?

Yeah, they have their set prices At a garage sale you can haggle At stores, you usually can't haggle But Dave Ramsey says you always ask Is that the best price you can give me? So you went to get milk. Where'd you go? I went to Corner Happy and Healthy.

Walgreens? Yeah. Okay. Hello, how are you? Just one gallon of milk. Okay. $3.92. $3.92?

I think it's worth probably about $3. It's probably worth $292. $2.92? You got a deal. There you go. $0.92 more cents. Oh, I think you said $2.92. No, it's $3.92.

You're good at this negotiation. I'll give you $3.50. I got to have to be $0. And I'll pay the two pennies. Okay. $3.65 last offer. A $3.90. You're a tough bargaining.

I'm out. I can't do that. I think it's only worth $3. I went all the way at the 365. I know. You're not going to meet me in the middle of nothing. It's not mad to negotiate with it. Oh, man.

I know, right? That hurts. Have a great day. Oh, you walk off and left it? Yeah, I'm out. I had $3. Oh, my goodness. So you didn't buy it?

No. Oh. Did you go put it back up? No, guys. In a negotiation, I was hoping, as the negotiator, I walk away and they call me back. Oh, no, okay, okay, we'll give it to you. You went and tried to Hagel up price it. The price of gas?

Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Okay. I'm trying to get unleaded out there. I'm going to fill up, but it says $2.39 a gallon. Any way I can get it for $2.25 a gallon? I have to stay the price for this for ass for. Ah, you drive a hard bargain.

All right, $2.30 a gallon. Take it or leave it. $2.39, take it or leave it. No. All right, last offer. I'm going to offer me. I'm going to kind of offer you for $2.39 a gallon. Oh, I can charge you more.

No, no. Because it says $2.39. So $2.33 is my last offer. I'm out. 239 with a registered reward card, save you $0.30 per gallon if that's what you're up to. So you can get it for $2.36 a gallon with a registered reward card. Yeah, but what about $2.33, no rewards card? How about $2.39 with no rewards card?

You're a tough bargaining. I'm out. Thank you. You walked off to? Yeah, I didn't get any gas. All right, we'll do one more. These made me a little bit uncomfortable. I don't like her, though. A little bit. All right, here we go. There's that lunchbox haggling for a lottery ticket.

There's no way. The people don't even own this stuff and he's trying to get them to come down. Here. Oh, yes, sir. Can I get one of these giant jumbo bucks? Two dollars. Here you go. There's two.

Well, while I'm thinking, I pay you the one, I scratch, I win, and then I'll make up the difference. Don't work that way. Sorry. What if I give you $1.50? Two bucks. Well, no, no, no. Is that the best price you can give me? It's the best price I can give you.

It's the only price I can give you. What if I give you 175 and then I win how much? 50,000, then I give you the quarter and I give you an extra dollar on top of it. Two bucks, two bucks. Oh, man, you're a tough negotiator. I think 180 last offer. Can't accept. Take it or leave it?

Leave it. Man. You lost all the negotiations. He's the worst dealmaker I've ever heard. But no attendant or gas station person can give you a deal on a lottery ticket. They don't own it. Right. Or gas?

Or even milk in a place that store you don't own. I don't feel like we learn anything from this. Do you guys? No. Yeah. All right. But, I mean, at least he asked.

He was the one lady was willing to pay the two cents on the milk. Because probably had him in the change jar. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action.

Find your purpose at GCU, private Christian affordable nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped.

They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at SimplySafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days, and with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimplySafe's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting Simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at SimplySafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like Simplysafe. Make every day Phil Epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features,

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So a woman tracked down a nurse who helped her as a child when she was 14 years. years old, she had a spinal tumor and she spent four months in the hospital for treatment. And one of the nurses who cared for her during her stay made such an impression on her that now at 43 years old, she searched for her and finally found her thanks to social media. Wow. Yeah. And she was just like 2,000 people like retweeted her, you know, her trying to find her. And then, yeah, she was tracked down. And she was just like, wanted to hug her and thank her for everything she did when she was in the hospital as a child.

That's a good one there. was tell me something good. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from Great Falls, Montana. A 20-year-old man is facing numerous charges after he wanted to get his friends some pizza. The pizza delivery truck was out front, and it had a bunch of hot pizzas, so he jumped in and drove off.

Thought, oh, this is so funny because they have real ovens on this pizza truck, so he pulls up to his friend's house and goes, pizza, pizza, pizza for everybody. And he got charged with theft, stealing the car, and many other crimes. You know, though, for the rest of their life, that's going to be one of the funniest pranks. Yeah, probably. And mostly with these boneheads, I go, not worth it. But how old are they? Do they say lunchbox? 20 years old.

When they're our age, right? They're going to look back at that and think it was the funniest thing. It's going to be such a great story. Nobody got hurt. Right. He jumped in a pizza truck. It shouldn't have done it, by the way. It's an innocent bonehead-ish.

Ish. Don't do it, kids. Yeah, don't do it. But kind of funny, huh? Yeah. If you draw, Amy, if you stole a pizza truck and you drove it to my house, you would think it was hilarious? I would think it was so funny.

Oh, okay. All right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. All right, time for riddle me this. These are all kids riddles. Get it and get a point. The first riddle in riddle me this.

What is always in front of you but can't be seen? This is the first kid's riddle of the day. What is always in front of you but cannot be seen. They're writing their answers down. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox is in. I got it. Producer Eddie is in.

Amy, we're coming over to you. What is always in front of you but can't be seen. The future? Correct. Oh, my God. Why is he surprised? Lunchbox, what do you have? The future.

Boom. Two, right. Eddie. Windshield. Oh. But you can see it. You see right through it. But you see it.

You still see it. Yeah. Okay. Riddle me this. Question number two. I can be found in water, but I'm never wet. What am I?

I can be found in water. But never wet. What am I? Riddle me this. What? I can be found in water. Yeah, louder. That's what we need.

I can be found in water but never wet. Everything in the water's wet. Or is it? I can be found. Say it one more time. I can be found in water, but never wet. What am I? I'm in for the wind.

Is it frustrated in for the wind from lunchbox? Yeah, I'm in. Is it windshield, Eddie? No. I'm maybe too literal on all these, but. Amy, do you have anything? A cloud. A cloud.

Interesting. Would you talk me through that? No. No. Just wonder how you got there. I don't know. That is incorrect. I'm sorry.

Lunchbox, I can be found in water, but I'm never wet. What am I? At first I had cloud. How did you have cloud? I don't know. See, thank you, thank you. I went with reflection. Reflection.

Oh, that's really good. Oh my gosh, that's it. Reflection is correct. Yeah. Eddie? Oh my gosh, here we go. I put oxygen. Oh.

H-2-0. Right. But that's a solid guess. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, Bill Nye, the science guy, might argue on your behalf. Okay.

But that is not the answer we have here. Lunchbox takes the lead with one question to go. Are you ready? Ready. Final riddle. And riddle me this. When things go wrong, what can you always count on? When things go wrong,

what can you always count on? Riddle me this. When things go wrong, what can you always count on? Guys, I think I have it. Ooh. Eddie, you've almost been eliminated in the way, but it's fine. So I'm going to go out on a limb here. Yeah, yeah.

Go big. I mean, I don't know. I'm just like going out here. All right, Eddie, I'm going to let you go first. Okay. I'm able to win. Thank you. For any reason whatsoever, you cannot win, but let's see if you get it.

Calculator. When things go wrong, what can you always count on a calculator that's incorrect? You count on... Amy, you can tie if you get this. Go ahead. You can always count on your first. fingers. Oh, that's a solid guess.

One, two, three, four. Your fingers, your fingers is correct. What? It is? Oh, wow. Now over to Lunchbox, if he gets it, he wins, if he doesn't, it's a tie, we'll go to sudden death. Lunchbox, for the win, when things go wrong, what can you always count on? Count on your hands, boys and girls.

Mike D, does hands count or it has to be fingers? Mike D is that, what, excuse me? It has to be fingers. It has to be what's written on the piece of paper. I won't argue, but. So we have a tie. We're going to sudden death. Sudden death.

The actual, the rule is it has to be written on the page as the answer. So this is what we do every time. Eddie, you've been eliminated. I'm sorry. Sudden death. Thanks, fans. Here we go. If you know it, just buzz in your name.

The first one to get it wins. Okay. I'm tall when I'm young. I'm short when I'm old. When am I? I'm tall when I'm young. I'm short. when I'm old

What am I? Think about that. Riddle me this. I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short. No, I'm tall when I'm young. I'm short when I'm old. Riddle me this. Do you want a hint?

Yes. Hold on. I'm tall when I'm old. Tall when I'm short. No, no. The first hint is I own these things. Okay.

I'm tall when I'm young. I'm short when I'm old. Hint number two, they're considered feminine. Not by all, but they're considered feminine. I get made fun enough for having these things. I don't know. You're talking about yourself or all, like... He has these things that are feminine that are tall when they're young and short.

When they're old. Tall and short, young and old. What's tall and short besides people? Are you ready for lunchbox? Lunchbox. I'll say flowers because they shrivel up and die, so they get short. Incorrect. One final clue.

Fire is involved. I'm tall when I'm young. I'm short when I'm old. If you don't get in the next 10 seconds, Amy, it's a tie and everybody just, everybody wins. Even me. Even you win, Eddie. Yes.

This is exhausting me. Take your time, Amy. I'm tall when I'm young. I'm short when I'm old. Bobby has them. They're feminine and there's fire involved. Yes. Five seconds.

My original answer of Benjamin Button is not going to fit this. Time, I need an answer? I'm sorry, time is up. It's a candle. I'm tall when I'm young. I'm short when I'm old. I have them.

They're feminine, considered, and they have to fire. Yes, that's so true. Well, everybody wins. We have no losers today. There you go. All right. The Bobby Bones show.

All right, I'll give you a clip from a TV show. All you have to do is name the TV show. Okay. I got five of them. Let's see how many you can get. Are you ready? Ready. one can you name this TV show by the clip cut it out full house you know is that it um uncle

uncle joey uncle joey is correct there you go there's one name this one i am the one who knocks what okay you want to hear it again i am the one who knocks i have no idea i am the one who knocks i'm the one who knock i'm the one that I don't know. I hear this could totally be wrong, but Brian Cranston from Breaking Bad. Is that your answer? Sounds like his voice, yeah. Wow.

I don't, okay. I don't know what that's from. Isn't I know I'm the one, what that means? Mike D, what's I am the one who, I've watched the whole show. I don't know that quote, though. It's when his wife is like,

I think she finds out, and then he's explained to no, he's the bad guy. I'm the one that knocks me, I'm the bad guy? All right. How about this one? This is the easy one.

could I be wearing any more clothes? All right, go ahead. Definitely Joey from Friends. Do you know that scene? Yes. He's got on all of Chainlor's clothes, like all of them. And he's like, and I'm not wearing underwear. All right, here we go.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, I have many gay friends. My father's gay. Seinfeld. That's right. Not there's anything wrong with that. I started watching the new season of comedians and Cars getting coffee.

Yeah. And Eddie Murphy is the first episode. And it's 40 minutes long. and usually these shows are 15 minutes, but they do a 40-minute episode with Eddie Murphy. It's pretty good. I love that show, but they just offered Eddie Murphy $70 million to do stand-up on Netflix.

What? Like a few specials. Wow. $70 million. Oh, my gosh. And he's a little bit before us, but he was humongous in the 80s. Let's do another one.

You won't get this one. Three words for you. Treat yourself. Treat yourself 2011. Maybe you can get it context clues. Okay, Big Bang Theory Aziz and Sari That's Parks and Rec

You ever watch that? No I was watching some of Brooklyn 9-9 on the flight That's a pretty funny show too You ever watch that? No All right, here's this one I wish there was a way to know

You're in the good old days Before you've actually left them The Wonder Years It's one of the final episodes of the office If not the final one Where Ed Helms is character Oh yeah And he's like man

It's super sad And they're playing music Creed's playing his guitar. It may be the final episode. Okay. What is like, yeah, I wish you could... I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Isn't that true, though? Yeah, I know. I don't think you did very good, huh? I did too. Are you kidding me? That Breaking Bad one was clutch. You got full house. Okay.

Breaking... You get you a three out of five. Yeah, so I miss two, which are... That's a 60% though. Okay, I miss the two I've never seen. Parks and Rec, don't watch, and I'm not there yet on the office. Okay. Calm down. Where are you on the office?

Like season five. Okay. Six, maybe. You're getting there. I'm at the, Steve Carl's gone. Okay. Whatever season that is. Yeah.

I don't know. It just rolls. Netflix just keeps it rolling. And it's going to have kind of a downturn a little bit, but then it comes back. Pretty good. I watch it every night before I go to sleep. The best thing about Netflix to me is it goes, are you still watching and it shuts itself down. Yeah.

Because my old TV doesn't have a sleep timer. So a Netflix timer for me. And then I get asleep with the TV off because it just shuts down. I'm on a friend's kick right now. So office is taking a break because I'm just loving the front. friends. All right. New show.

I like that show. That's a new. Catching a two. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

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You ask me. But Sam Adams just created a new beer called 26.2 brew. Is that the marathon number? Yes. And so they say that it's a great beer for after a workout. It has the alcohol level of a light beer, but it's made with Himalayan sea salt to help replenish. your electrolytes.

Listen, if there's healthy chocolate, there can be healthy beer. It's really just healthier. Yeah. This is a way for people to work out and be like, well, I can have a beer now because, I mean, my electrolytes need replenishing. That's where you get yourself in trouble because I'll do that with food. I'll crush it and be like, I deserve a snack. And then you just kind of wipe out all the work that you did. But again, if people choose that over another beer, if they're going to have beer and they choose the healthier option, that is healthier.

Yeah. So, yeah, I'm into it. What else? Okay, so if you're trying to, I don't know, hide what you're actually doing inside of a store because you don't want people to think you have any illegal activity going on. What do you mean? I don't know what you mean. Okay, so let's say you've got a storefront and you got illegal activity happening.

What kind of store front are you going to create? You're going to put a VHS store in 2019? So you're saying someone's like running, like money laundering, money or something. It's an illegal gambling ring. And they decided that their storefront is going to be a VHS store in 2020. in 2019. You know? I mean,

and all the people going in and out, the cops got to be like, they're still renting BHS. There's nothing suspicious about that at all whatsoever. So I LOLed when I saw this headline that that's what these people were using as an illegal front. But, I mean, yeah,

they've been running this whole ring out of there actually for a while. But the last time that they actually rented out a movie was 2007. It's been gambling ever since then. in 2007, I'd be like, what? It's time for the good news. With Bombie.

Tell me something good. I saw this one this morning. Rachel LaPierre won $1,000 a week. Lottery. Wow. Like every week, she went to $1,000. I'm jealous. Right?

And so she's not kept a single check for herself. She's giving it to charity every week. She says this humanitarian organization, which she funds with a lottery winnings, aims to promote good deeds. So every time she gets a check, she gives it. Wow. What?

You want a thousand bucks a win. She got that mailbox money. Go ahead, lunchbox. I mean, I don't understand. Why even play the lottery then if you're not going to enjoy the reward? Maybe it does bring her joy to give it away. What if the reward is actually helping other people? Right, but you've got to help yourself too.

You can retire on that money. What if she feels like she's in a good place? Yeah. She can be in a better place. Give one a month and take the other three for yourself. That's pretty nice. You know what? I'll pass that along to her.

But anyway. Rachel LaPierre, $1,000 a week, and she donates it to help other people. I think that's pretty fantastic, and that is a tell me something good right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bowles.

Now time for the morning corny, but it's the investigative corny where lunchbox, Eddie and myself try to figure out the joke. And on the clock is... 90 seconds. Ooh! All right.

Do we get the last one, right? Yeah. Oh. We're on the straight, boys. One in a row. All right. Amy, are you ready? Ready.

Time now for the morning corny. A morning corny. What do you call a duck that gets all A's? Quack. Yeah, quack. It's got to be a quack. Wise quack. Wise quack.

Y's quack. A student. Like a web, web, a honor roll. What about the honor roll? Like webbed feet? You're going with a webbed feet? No, no. We're working out.

We're spit bar. Bill. Bill. Duck bill. Duck, Bill. Dut. Pallipus. Duckface.

It's got to be a quack. Yeah, a wise quack. A wise quacker? Oh, wise quacker. What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker? Yeah, it's a wise quacker. Mike, where are we in time?

We have 30 seconds left. Yeah, we got time then. Let's just say things. First of all, I'd like to encourage people to listen to the Bobbycast. The newest episode is Dustin Lynch. You're so cocky. Anything you'd like to say? Yeah, the Sorl Losers show that Eddie Raimundo and myself do.

Listen to that and, you know, be good to your neighbors. Be good to your neighbors. We still have like 15 seconds. Is that anything you want to say? Yeah, if you're thinking about being a foster parent, I'm doing it right now, you guys look into it. It's a good thing. That's cool.

I like that too. And let me say sleep number. Fantastic matric. What are we all doing? We're killing times. Do you feel like you got it? Are you sure? No.

But that's our best answer. Wise quacker. He's a wise quacker. He's a wise quack. He's a wise quack. Quack, quack. Okay, here we go. The morning corny.

What do you call a duck that gets all A's? All right, ready to celebrate, boys. Come on. Why do you call it, Duck, it gets all A's. A. Wisecracker. Yay! Trying to trick.

Thank you very much. Morning Corny. Woo! Eduardo, take it away. Why are you being a hater on us, Amy? I'm not, what? Are you kidding? I was having a hater.

And we got a chance to promote things, right? Yeah. I know. How is I hating at all? If I'd have had to be 203 of me? I'd have been 23 of me. I was going to run into all my sponsors. I was going to LASIC.

Yeah, yeah. All right. Good job, good job. Thank you very much. Hey, good team. Good job, guys. What don't I start with this? So Eddie told me that you got a call yesterday from Lunchbox's daycare.

Is that true? Sure did. Who wants to go first? Lunchbox, you're ready? Oh, go ahead, Eddie. I mean, I don't know what his angle. There's no angle. His angle.

There's no angle. Well, yeah, I know what it is. Okay. There's no angle. Lunchbox, you go first. Okay. Well, my kid was at it. daycare and they called me

and the only reason they called me in the middle of the day is if he has a fever and I knew oh great that means they want me to come pick him up immediately I hadn't had a nap so I just ignored their call and I went home and took a nap and soon then they go down the list of

people they called my wife she was in a meeting couldn't get a hold of her called my mother-in-law and then I guess they called Eddie and there we go third in line emergency call they call me so wait You knew they were calling because your kid had a fever and you still didn't pick up? Yeah.

I assume that's why they were calling in the middle of the day is because he had a fever. And I said, man, if I can buy one hour, hour and a half, get my nap in, get some lunch, it'll make my day so much easier. So that's what I did. Amy, what do you think about this? Crazy to me a little bit. What's crazy about it? Eddie ended up having to get the call first. I mean, that or I would think if your kid was sick, you'd really want to get up there and get him out of there.

Right, that's what I'm saying. Like, now it's falling on Eddie, which is so bizarre. Eddie doesn't have to go get the kid. Well, I know, but if I were to get a call about my friend's kid, I'd be like, where's my friend wondering if something's wrong? Is everything okay? Like lunchbox must be in a car accident or in jail. Well, no, that's not what I thought.

What did you think? Immediately he was napping. And I told him that too, and I'm like, he's probably napping. He leaves work and goes straight to bed, pretty much. But at the same time, you worry too. you're like, you can't get a hold of his mom either? Like, I know he's a slacker, but his mom, like, she usually, I mean, she's got to pick up when the daycare calls. So I'm thinking, like, all right, well, I got to figure out how to get to the daycare and pick up this kid.

And then what do I do? Take him home until... Foster another kid? Until homeboy wakes up? I don't know, man. So what happened? They called and said what to you? They called and said that, hey, we've been trying to get a hold of this baby's dad.

There's no answer. We tried his mom. answer and so now we're at you and we're wondering if you can pick pick him up. We're like, ah, I don't know, let me call you back. So I called my wife and she's like, well, let me try to call, let me try to call, you know, lunchbox and his wife again and figured out. But then we figure, I guess my wife called the daycare back and then they said, no, we heard back from the dad. He's on his way to pick him up. Oh. Well, good for you. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private,

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Now with the first overall pick of the country love songs draft, and this will be a snake draft, Amy, you get the first overall pick. So with your first pick overall in the draft, what is the country love song you're going with? Forever and Ever Amen. That's a great pick. Randy Travis.

It's on my list. It's on my list. Forever and ever, amen. It's a great love song. Anyone with the gold? As long as old men. Sit and talk about the weather. As long as old women.

Sit and talk about old men. Okay. Salaf first pick. Thank you. You can't win a draft with the first round pick, but you can lose one with a bad one. So you did good. Oh.

All right. Lunchbox. Your first round pick of the country love song draft. I appreciate you. You're not taking the best song out there. And it's called It's Your Love by Tim McGraw. It's your love. So the first round pick

It just does something to me It seems a shock fright I can't get enough And there are three rounds By the way Eddie with a third pick In the first round Of the country love songs

Draft what do you go with? Guys, just left this sitting on the table Go with strawberry wine Dina Carter, come on That good one Thank you It's borderline first round though Really?

It's only like, I don't know Oh my goodness That's a good song though The first one that came to my mind. I know. It's hard to hate on any of these songs. They're all so good. Morgan number two, what's your first round pick? First one that came to my mind, amazed by Lone Star.

Dang, it's a good. Now, on my list, I did have Forever and Ever Amen from Andy Travis. If Amy, if you didn't take it, that was going to be up there. Yeah. So I got to pull that one off my list. But my first pick is still there that I had chosen. And I'm sitting here in the last spot of the first round. I still get my first pick, which is Garth Brooks if tomorrow never comes.

Oh, dang it. Yeah. Scratch it out, Lunchbox? Yeah. You knew I was going to go GARG, right? Yeah. It was just which one. And that's the end of the first round.

Hey, great pitch, everybody. We all had a great first round. Amy with Forever and Ever Amen, lunchbox, you get your love. Eddie, strawberry wine, Morgan number two, amazed. And I have, if tomorrow never comes, Garth Brooks. Now to the second round, we go backward. Since I was last in the first round,

I get to go first and the second round. That's the snake part, Amy. Yes, the snake part of it. With the first pitch. of the second round in the country love song draft. I'm going to go with Dolly Pardon, I will always love you. Come on. Good one.

Gold? How can you hate this song? Can't hate it. It could have been a first rounder. It fell to the second. It's the Aaron Rogers of country love songs. They can't believe it fell so long. Aaron Rogers.

All right. Morgan number two, your second pick at the second round. This is such a solid one. I swear by John Michael. Oh! I swear. She took it from me last. Yeah, he was next.

That's a good one. Number two. I'll be there. Eddie, you're sitting here in the second round. Scambling here. I had to change a couple of things. I'm going to go with Garth Brooks. Unanswered prayers.

Oh, that's a good. God. God. I was going to have that, God. Killing me. For unanswered prayers Remember when you're talking To the man upstairs

Sing it Amy And just because he doesn't answer Eddie's making Amy sing his song He don't care Everybody Some of God's greatest gifts Good pick Eddie Our unanswered prayers

All right lunchbox With the fourth pick of the second round Go ahead Man, guys, I don't know how I'm doing this. I'm going back to back with Tim McGraw. You left this out there and I'm going to take it. Don't take the girl. Oh, my goodness.

Good one. Take Tommy Thompson. Take my best friend bow. Two McGraw picks. He brings the love, I guess. Amy, the last pick of the second round. Yeah. What is your song here?

George Strait. Carrying your life. Oh, that's my next one. I'm carrying your love with me West Virginia down at Tennessee I'll be living with the good Lord speaks I'm carrying your love with me It's my street

I'm holding on We're down to the last round here We're at round three now This is a big one And so I wonder what you guys are going to texture them with You're going to texture them with something new Are you going to stay old Amy so far on your team

You have drafted Forever and Ever Amen Yeah. That's your quarterback. And carrying your love with me, George Strait. What is your final pick? And the snake drafts. You have to go first this time because you went last, last round.

Yeah. What is your first pick in the country love song, round three. Go ahead? Dirk's Bentley. Come a little closer. A little newer. All right. She loves Dirk.

All right. That's a love pick right there. There we go. Dirk's Bentley. Come a little closer, baby. The backup quarterback? Jam. That'd be like a wide receiver.

It's like your quarterback, you're running back, and your wide receiver. Okay. They're all star players. lunchbox Oh man Tim McGraw No no Tim is out of love songs

That I know of That I relate to Amy stole my next pick So I Man this is a tough one But I'll go He's looking at his list right now

He's got all his backup players I love it I don't know where to go And I'm going to go with George Strait And this one is called Check Yes or No Check Yes or No

Eddie, last pick of the draft. All right, so last pick, I have to go classic. And I was thinking of all the classic songs, great love songs. I'm going to go Willie Nelson. Always on my mind. Guys, we're going to the Super Bowl this year. Team Eddie's are excited about their team. Wow.

Morgan number two? I got to go with my girl. Shania Twain, you're still the one. Okay. Everyone's kind of picking now in this third round, something, like one of their artists now. Like, Amy's got a George Strait. Morgan number two's got Shania. Eddie's got Willie.

He's Texas guy. Lunchbox has got a lot of McGraths. And I got the final pick of the draft. This is big, Bonds. Don't crumble. I know. Listen, I'm going to, I was going to. I mean, you can take a flyer on someone, like someone that hadn't made it yet.

Maybe you think they're going to develop into something. Would you like to trade? Yeah, you can trade. I would like to trade for... I have an Eric church like Jesus does. I'm not going to pick it, but that was close. That made my list. Okay.

Because it's such a jam. It did. I think he's trying to get bonus points for people that were on his radar. I'm just kind of talking to it out. He doesn't make it. He's not going to be posted up on the page where people can vote for the best team. So that was one. And I have two options.

I have a really classic one and a really new-ish one. Ooh. And so far on my team, I have Garth Brooks if tomorrow never comes because Garth is my guy. solid. And I have Dolly, I will always love you. You know, in the NBA, they draft on upside. Like, they draft the young talent because of upside.

So, I mean, the newer one may be upside potential. You're trying to talk to me into a bad deal here. I can feel it. No, I don't know what it is. I'm intrigued on what the new one is. Well, I've got two choices here, two that I'm deciding between. And I think I'm not going to go with the older one.

I'm not going to go with Patsy Klein crazy. I was so close. That's so good. Yeah, but the Dolly and the Patsy. I felt like the me-maws would be rocking me. You need to switch it up. So I'm going to put a new one, put my guy in. I'm calling him in.

I'm calling him in the Rydie. He was a soccer star in high school. He played a little football as well. Who? Who? Yes. And you would know all this if you listen to the newest bobbycats with Thomas Rett. Thomas Rett, Die a Happy Man is now.

Yeah. All I got is your hand in my hand. Baby I could die. I feel pretty good about that pick. You'll make the playoffs. Yeah, you'll make the playoffs. Amy, read your team out loud. Go ahead.

Reverend Ever and every man, Randy Travis, George Drake, carrying your love with me, and Dirk's Bentley come a little closer. That's Amy's three-team draft. Yeah. Lunchbox, who's your quarterback? It's your love, Tim McGraw. Then we have, don't take the girls.

Tim McGraw and check yes or no by George Strait. Eddie? I have strawberry wine as my quarterback, Deena Carter, unanswered prayers as my running back. Garth Brooks and always on my mind as my wide receiver.

All right, Morgan number two, bring me a team. I've got amazed by Lone Star at quarterback. I've got I swear by John Michael Montgomery at running back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're still the one by Shania Twain

is my third round pick. And then my picks are based on my picks in the draft here. If tomorrow never comes, Garth Brooks, also have Dolly Parton, I will always love you, and die a happy man, Thomas Red. Solid, solid, solid. If I had to pick a team that's not my own,

you can't pick your own. I would pick Eddie's team. You like that one, does? I think that's, I do. I like your team a lot. But, well, let's the listeners decide. Maybe I'd pick yours. Thank you. Yeah.

Thanks, me too. It's a nice little love triangle there. I pick yours. But you're kind of missing a player. You got. Yeah, you'll like, well, no, Tim McGrath's playing two positions. Oh, yeah.

But Faith Hill can line up. I mean, she's also in the song. Good point. Good point. Timmergo's like, Chant Bailey. He's playing both sides. Yeah, okay.

He's like Dion. I pick lunch. All right, there you go. Thank you. Can we make that a poll at bobbybones.com? We can put all of our teams for a vote. Oh, I'm already got 100% of the vote. It's not up yet.

Is it? No. Literally just picked them. Okay. All right. All right. All right. So, thank you all.

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It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home, it's something good. Peyton and Brian are six-year-old twin brothers. They were down in Orlando on vacation. They're at the hotel swimming pool when this mom and her little toddler come to the pool. Well, the mom goes to put the towels on the chair and the toddler jumps in the deep end not knowing how to swim. He's struggling to stay afloat.

The six-year-old twins jump into the pool and save the toddler. Wow. Six-year-old life girl. That's amazing. That's cool. What's the deal with the toddler was? Listen, I don't have a toddler. And Eddie says they shoot off like crazy.

They just run. Run. And they mined their own so they can do whatever they want. If you're at a pool, like, do you hear this and go, oh, mom, you got to like, no. Yeah. Or do you go, that's just the nature of the toddler? I mean, you have to keep your eyes on your toddler at all times. And especially by a pool, yeah, she shouldn't have turned around on them.

What about leashes on kids? No, I'm serious. I know you go, eh. But when I hear stories like this, I go, okay, so what? I go, okay, so what? So what's wrong with the leash? No, eyes are as good as the leashes. Like, just keep your eyes on them and they won't go anywhere.

Like, a leash is too much. They're not a dog. I don't know. Too much. Sometimes I want to leash you guys. Sometimes at the airport, I get it. Like, I don't have to leash my kids, but I see other kids on leashes. And I'm like, you know, maybe they know that they have one that will go rogue every now and then.

And they just, it's better safe than sorry. I was a big hater on leeches for a while. Yeah. I Instagramed a kid on a leash with a mom. Oh, that's right. I didn't put the kid's face on Instagram, but I was like, look at this. This mom's got her kid on a leash. Mom follows me on Instagram.

Had a little word with me. Oh, what did she say? Don't be doing that. Don't be putting my leased kid on Instagram. Kind of awkward conversation there. I was like, I was like, well, huh? Didn't do that again. No, I did not do that again.

But I'm, I don't, I'm not four leashes, but I could see in situations like this where there are dangerous things around, that maybe you leash them around pools and fires. I don't know about. Okay. I'll think about it. Okay, there it is. That was Tell Me Something Good. So this picture of this guy, his dip can, and he put his engagement ring to his girl in the dip can.

Ew. And it was like, hey, open my dip can. And she does, and the rings in there. And that's how he proposed. What do you think about that? I mean, at least it was fresh dip and not, like, used, but still, it's so stinky and gross. Like, I'm not into it. Emma in Kansas.

Give me your bad proposal story. He proposed to me while I was in a shower. What do you mean? I was washing my hair. He walks into the bathroom, sticks the ring in the shop, like through the shower curtain and says, will you marry me? Oh. It's pretty cute.

No, it's not. Why? Because you wait for that moment to be proposed to. And then you're just taking a shower in everyday activity. Okay, you're right. And there's a curtain. He's not even looking at you. I said no.

I thought he was joking. Yeah, I would have thought he was joking too. Because, again, that's like you're, you know, putting gas in the car. An everyday activity as it proposes. Okay, you're right. Because it's supposed to be a special moment. That's all.

You're not romantic at all. You're right. And I don't say that as a slap to Amy. But Amy's not romantic at all. I know. Case in point. She's like, oh, that's, I would cry. She's like, well, I get clean myself and also get reposed to.

Wow, what are the day. It's beautiful. Emma, thank you. Wait, did you say yes ever? Yeah. Emma. Oh. Shoot, I need to know.

I know. Michelle in New York. York, you're on. Hi. My story is that my boyfriend and I went to purchase the new car. Well, I was purchasing the new car. And as we were driving at home, he turned to me and said, do you know that your car insurance would be cheaper if we were married? And it kind of went from there. No ring or anything. Wait, so, he was being totally practical. And he said, do you know because you have this new car that insurance would be cheap? if we got married, let's get married. And he did that with no ring. Yes. And what did you say?

I said, let's do it. And then? We've been married almost 12 years. Do you hold that against him, that he didn't put anything behind it? A little bit. I kind of like playing around, I'll joke with him and be like, well, I didn't even get a good proposal. He did kind of rob you of a moment. Okay, but hold on.

I have a question. Was he just in the moment and he kind of thought of that and went with it? it or that was his plan? That's a good question. He may have been planning to ask me and I think he just kind of got caught up in the moment and went with it.

So no, he never, when did he finally present you with a ring ever? On my birthday. Well, I feel like he should have still come through with the proposal. You should have said yes, but I want you to propose to me. Like, for real. Yeah, I'm holding out to be proposed to you guys. Oh, yeah. Whenever it

happens, I want to say no, I want the proposal to me to be Awesome. Not in the shower. Yeah, to me. Not me and her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chelsea and North Carolina. Hi, go ahead.

Hi. So it wasn't me, but it was my cousin. She was at a country music festival with her boyfriend. And they were getting food, and he handed her a hot dog, and it had the ring on the hot dog. How big her fingers? She was surprised. I don't think that was what she had in much. Was it a really?

skinny hot dog? I don't know. That's really funny. Unless you tick the ring and you like crush the hot dog inside of it. Wow. Thanks for that call. It's creative though. It's creative. It's like he's just like over something round. I've never seen a wedding ring on a hot dog before. What about her wedding?

And a skull can though. Never seen that either? No. Or Copenhagen, you know? So Carrie Underwood says if you wrap this song and you send it to her, every city she goes to on her tour, she's going to pull someone out to rap with her. Which, by the way, can you imagine how nervous you would be? It would be nerve-wracking.

Yeah, I can't even imagine. And Amy, you're in your comfortable space right now. Right, but I got to say, I've never seen these lyrics before, but. Yeah, but how often would you see the ludicrous lyrics? Yeah, not, clearly not often. Okay, are you ready? You've had time to practice. We just played it through it for like 30 seconds during the commercial break.

Here we go. You have to make sure I know when to come in. I mean, I don't only know when to come. What? Here we go. There's Champion. Yeah. With Kerry.

Born champion. The ludicrous part. Luda. Amy said this is her style. You ready? Should I start you? Yeah. Born champion.

Luda. The sea is for the courage I possess through the. You're not even watching. You're looking at me. Come in and then I'm trying to give you cues. Okay. And you're not luda. So say, Amy.

Oh, yeah. You can say whatever. You can say whatever. No, I'm luda. Amy's going to wrap the ludicrous part. Forget the born champion part. I don't know. Just do whatever you want.

But here you get. You ready? On the breakdown on the guitar drops out. I'm nervous. Here we go. And the C is for the courage. I possess the drama. Age is for the hurt, but it's all for the honor.

A is for my attitude. Working through the patience. Money comes and goes. So the M is for motivation. Gotta stay consistent. The P is to persevere. The I is for integrity, innovative career. The O is optimistic.

Open and never shut. And the N is necessary because I'm, never given up. They see and ask me how I did it. I just did it from the heart. I cannot feel that. Oh, yeah, I did. She kind of fell behind the beat in a little bit. I wasn't going fast enough? No, you're trying. Again, it's new to you. Yeah, totally. I thought you did a pretty, I, it's pretty good. I'm pretty good. I wouldn't get picked. Don't pick me, Carrie. I know you're probably getting me. Carrie's listening right now, scouting for talent. I'm going to go ahead and bow out. Don't pick me. Eddie, you want to take a shot at him? I mean, yeah.

And if she likes it, I can sing this with her? Maybe. You have to submit a video. Okay. Oh, okay. Well, then get a video, Morgan, number two. Okay, so I guess stay fast. Here we go.

Ready? Oh, boy. All right. Do you know when to come in here? I think so. I think so. Yeah. It'll drop out.

Producer Eddie. Producer Eddie. For champion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The C is for the courage I possess through the drama. Age is for the hurt, but it's all for the honor.

A is for my attitude Working through the patience Money comes and goes And the M is for motivation By the sake System and the P is for persevere The I is for integrity In the inner career

O is optimistic and I never Never shut The end is necessary And I'm never gonna give up See it Oh come on, Bob You dropped it Oh I thought

You dropped it Dang I dropped that I dropped that beat Is it? I don't know that it's like Is that really the right part? Who is better Amy? Yes

Who was better? Better, Amy or Eddie. Amy. Amy, for sure. Yeah, they got to work on that line. It's not flowing right. That persevere one's not flowing right. Whatever.

Well, Amy, you're the winner. Okay, no. Is it your turn? Do you want to try it? I don't. I really don't. Come on, you have no competition now. I have no competition.

Yeah. All right. Let me see what you're going to. All right. Yo, yo. The C is for the courage I possess through the drama. The age is for the hurt, but it's all for the honor. The A is for my attitude working through the patience.

money comes and goes so the M is motivation gotta stay consistent so the P is persevere the eyes for integrity innovative career the O is optimistic open and never should you see what I know I know right there's hard They really mess up that line They got to change it They gotta change that line that's not gonna work

We should call Luda and be like Are you sure this is right? We both have never heard of it How did he make that happen? I don't know talent There you go well we all suck The O is optimistic open and never shut Eddie, America's mentor just told us we saw.

Yeah. America's mentor said, you don't, it's self-suck too. The Bobby Bone Show. Amy, what's happened to your house? I have birds in my chimney, and they are chirping like crazy, and it's like they're stuck,

and I don't know what to do, because our fireplaces don't work. They're sealed off. So, like, I can't access them. They're supposed to be capped off at the top, but, I mean, birds, I guess, can make their way in, but you can tell in the brick.

There's, like, this opening in the brick. Like, you can hear the noise coming, like the bird is like more than halfway down my chimney. So here's some audio Amy took with her phone of the birds in her chimney. Go ahead. They're upset. So like you, that's not, it sounds like I'm maybe outside with nature, but you can hear my TV. Like I'm just at home and that's what it sounds like.

You don't want to mute that TV to get that good audio? I just was just like, oh, he's chirping. I'm going to grab audio. Left night cord on real quick. That's Chernobyl. actually. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like,

Stevenson's really concerned about the birds, so am I. So I'm like, should we call like a chimney, chim chim-chimony person? Oh, Dick Man Dyke. It's a guy. Oh, chiminy.

Wild life, because I feel that like I want the chirping to stop, but then, oh, I kind of don't want it to stop because that means maybe it died. Oh, you want it to stop on your own terms. Yeah. Yeah. I want it to stop because it's annoying,

but then I feel like I'm going to be, We're going to have to have a moment of silence if we hear it stop because I don't know if he got free or if he died. Just tell the guys he got free. No, I mean, I don't want him to die either. It's sad. Like somehow a bird is in there and is like, help, I'm hungry, or I don't know how to get out, or I'm scared because it's dark in here.

It sounds like that circus music that goes, dun-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-oh-Bee-weeweeh. Played again, Remed a minute, this is the birds. Well, poor guy. He like fades and then he comes back up and he fades. He'll get it. He'll get out. I sure hope so. They knew how to get in. They'll get out.

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