The Bobby Bones Show - Strangest Things Seen At Red Lights + Lunchbox Guesses Weight + What Would Your Tombstone Say?

Episode Date: April 4, 2018

Strange things seen at red lights, Lunchbox guesses listener's weights and your last text on a tombstone  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is a bobby bones. All right. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Morning studio. Morning. So I got a text from Lunchbox. It was a picture of Eddie yesterday after the show.

Yeah. Because apparently, you want to do it? Oh, there's audio too. Eddie's Mr. Busy, right? Oh, I'm so busy. I'm just here working all the time. It's 11.15 in the morning. More than an hour after the show.

And Eddie is practicing his golf chipping right here in the studio. Hit it. And you recorded audio just. For what reason? Oh, because he always talks about how Lunchbox does nothing and I'm so busy. I work so hard. I'm up here for hours just doing work. And what's he working on?

His golf game. All right, let me hear this. Oh, I'm so busy. Look at me. Oh, this is what he does after the show. This is what he does after the show. Oh, yeah. Hello?

Yes. Yeah, honey. I'm doing some work. Oh, come on. And he did chip it in. I'll give him credit. He chipped it in the cup. I made that chip. But, come on. Are your kids on spring break right now? No, they're in school, but my wife was going to meet me downtown and we were going to do something.

I wasn't trying to get home. Yeah, I know you weren't. We obviously saw you weren't trying to get home. Why is he always trying to out me? You try to out me all the time. And away we go. We start the day like this. The proof is in the pudding. Well, at lunchbox just sent me a picture you playing golf in the studio.

But yeah, if I have extra time and the work's done, I play a little bit. It's balance. Trying to avoid that home life, guys. Amy, how was your day yesterday? That's awesome. Yeah? Yeah. You?

Fine. Wasn't like Eddie's apparently good to play golf. Hey, man, you stayed after work a little bit, guys. We'll play. Eddie did buy me some golf balls for my birthday. Oh, and around a golf, right? Yeah, that was the note. No, it just said I'll pay for a round of golf.

That's me buying you around the golf. Yeah. That's not you buying around a golf. Yeah, I got you golf balls and I said, dude, let's play like we did in the old days. You know he's not going to go, though. No, yes, he did because he said, gosh, like two months ago, he actually said, yeah, I wouldn't mind that. Okay.

So he may come. I wouldn't mind that. So it wasn't like an actual gift certificate to a golf course that was like, hey, hit me up if you want to go golf. I wasn't going to waste $100 in case he didn't want to go. Well, what kind of golf course you're playing that? Well, it's two rounds. No, no, I get to pick.

Yeah, you did. We're going to Augusta. Uh-Gustra. Bobby Booms. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. There's a company called We Don't Waste. It's a nonprofit in Denver.

And they're making sure food in the community doesn't spoil. Last year, they rescued almost 4,000 tons of food, left over at sports venues in Denver-like Sports Authority filled, Mile High Stadium, the Pepsi Center, of Corse Field. And so they take the food, they go and get it, and they take it to food banks. Amazing. Yeah, they provided nearly 30 million servings, the equivalent of 10 million mills. Like, why don't other...

I'm sure... I know this is a state thing, I believe. This is Colorado, right? So I just don't understand why other places don't follow suit. Like, I mean, I get the... It also, yes, absolutely. I understand that at times it seems like some of the laws keep food from going to other places. Yeah. Instead of being thrown away.

Health laws. Yes. But also, it does take a lot of money in order to transport. Like, these have to be funded to. I know. So, I mean, that's the answer. But sometimes being allowed to even do it. Yeah.

Some people are like, oh, well, we can't even do it in our city or our state or whatever. I wonder, I don't know where it falls in the... Well, shout out to, we don't want to... waste. Love it. Yeah, nonprofit and Denver for doing that. All right, that's your I see. Let's go over to Ray now with the news. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in California, a woman opened fire at the YouTube headquarters injuring three people. The 39-year-old shooter died on the scene. Authorities are still investigating. In Oklahoma, thousands of teachers took over the Capitol building to demand

changes. Public schools in Oklahoma are going to close again today for the third day in a row as teachers continue to demand a pay raise. And finally, intense weather is hitting the East Coast, rain, wind, thunderstorms. All that bad weather is going to be gone tonight into tomorrow. Our station program director is named Gator Harrison. And Gator and Amy had an interesting talk, huh? Yeah, he shared with me that he's got three little girls and they all, they're a white family. And that they've always played with white dolls.

And he said, you know, I think it's just they. them being aware of certain adoptions, like in his circle because he's a program director. Obviously, he knows Thomas Rett, and they adopted Willa Gray from Africa. And then we just adopted our two kids from Haiti. And, you know, they have black skin. And their daughters were talking and they were like wanting, talking about these new dolls that they want. And they got black dolls. They're like, no, no, no, we don't want the white ones.

We want, we want the black ones. And he just, it made him light up because it opened up conversation for them that, yeah, like, you don't have. to play with just one certain type of doll and that it just made their little family a little bit more diverse and how the world should be. That's cool. So I thought it was cool. And a small thing you probably never thought about. Never really thought about it at all.

And just hearing him tell the story about, you know, a little conversations that's made their family have. I'm like, oh, wow, that's neat. That is good. Look at that. Hey, how about that you? I like that, man. That's actually a really cool, like, heartwarming story.

I know. You're going to get your daughter an Apple watch, by the way? No, don't be crazy. How would you give her an Apple and draw a watch on it, then not actually give her an Apple? I think it's ridiculous, too. But you teased her with an Apple drawing a watch on it. No, she would not stop talking about the Apple Watch,

and there was an Apple that was going bad. And so I just went and got a marker, and I was like, oh, look, bam, here's an Apple Watch. Take that. Because she's 11. 10. Because she's 10, but she's turning, she wants it for her left. I know, but she wants it for her 11th birthday.

And I'm like, okay, no, it's not happening. No way. No cell phone. No. Okay, just making sure. Why not? What do you mean? Why not?

Too young. No, Eddie, stop. All right, time for your positivity. Around the room with our Tell me something good. Amy. There's a giant rabbit named Henry, and his owner had him certified as a therapy animal, so now he makes hospital visits. The rabbit does? Henry the Giant Rabbit, and patients are loving him.

Yeah, I would love that. Yeah, because, I mean, it's different than a dog. A giant rabbit just kind of crawl in bed with you and, like... It is different than a dog. It's a rabbit. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah.

Oh, come on. Oh, they... I mean, how awesome if you're in the hospital and Henry, the Giant Rabbit comes to visit you. I agree. I mean, just cool move on the owner's part to have it certified so it could do that. It's been more than 50 years since Harold and Lillian got divorced. They've been married in 1955, had five kids, and they called it quits in 1967, but they're getting married again. What?

How old are they now? Yeah, aren't they like 100? Harold 83 explains, we decided we want to walk the last mile together. Their grandson is a minister in New Orleans, going to perform the ceremony April 14th. Cute. That's beautiful. Look at that. Beautiful.

All right, and that's tell me. Oh, we forgot about babe. Hey, babe. Oh, baby, bad to hear your story. That's me, I guess. Tony, a couple years ago, he's weighing 536 pounds. And his little town that he lives in, there's a big fire, and he had to be evacuated by plane. Only problem is he took up two seats, and he felt so guilty that he was taking up two seats that, you know, it took another trip for them to go get someone else.

So he went on a journey, and he lost over 200 pounds. Where do you go on that journey? Oh, wait, no, no. He lost over 300 pounds to get down to 200 pounds. Oh, wow. Working out, eating healthy, changing his life because of that. Way to go, Tony. That a boy, there it is.

Okay. We had that story inside of Tell Me Something Good where the woman was shooting free throws and she thought she was playing a game on the court. Whenever she ran back to get a ball, her boyfriend was on a knee proposing. Yeah. And so I think it would be interesting to share how you guys proposed or was proposed to. Amy, you been married for how long? 11 years.

Yeah, how'd your husband do it? We were at the Driscoll. hotel in Austin, Texas, and we were having dinner, and there's a really cool balcony there. So after dinner was over, we went to the bar, ordered two glasses of wine. And I was like, oh, we're going to go to this balcony. He's got a great view of downtown Austin. And the bartender, my husband's like, is it this way to the balcony? And the bartender said, oh, no, that's closed tonight for a private party. And you know, my husband's like a planner, but I guess he didn't plan that far ahead. And his whole demeanor changed. And I was like, why is he so upset about the balcony? Who cares? So

He sat down in the lobby or this little bar area at the Driscoll in front of the piano, and he proposed in front of everybody. He had planned to do it privately on a pretty balcony, and then he just did it in front of the whole place. And then the piano man started like playing, and it was the whole thing. Started playing the ice game trucks on. Yeah. He got down on one knee, though.

I will say that. And I was sitting on a couch, and he knelt before me, and I said, yes. And then he told me he loved me, and that was the first time he'd ever done that. Whoa. When he proposed. After he proposed. After, because he didn't want to ever say, I love you to. He knew he loved.

me, but we just never said it. Dang. Why I haven't said it. Because he only wanted to say it to his wife. After a year, I'm going to do it. After we're married for a year. You're ridiculous. Lunchbox?

It was really a phone conversation. My brother was getting married and we were talking about the upcoming wedding. And my now wife was like, well, maybe we should get married. And I was like, are you serious? And she said, yes. And I said, okay, well, then let's get married. And so that's how we got engaged. then she went with her sister and her mom and picked out a ring at the,

uh, in the ring store. This is what they write songs about right here, boys. Yeah. What dreams are made of. The next time I was in town, I went to the ring store and,

uh, bought it and gave it to her at the ring store. Man. That was it. The boys, the men's song over and over again. Yeah, I was in town from my brother's bachelor party and I had 45 minutes to spend,

like before I had to be on the airplane back to here. And so we went to the ring store, got it. They put it on her finger. We're like, all right. And then she took me to the airport. And that was it. it. That's how we got engaged. There it is.

Somebody should put that in a lifetime movie. That's his style, though. That's romance. By the way, I haven't been engaged or married. I just learned, Bob, where's your story? Yeah. He hasn't been written yet. The rest is still unwritten. It'll be the best one of, I know lunchboxes is going to be

hard to beat, but like, Bobby's will be super romantic. Me and my husband, we're just kind of like, eh. But yours will probably be like a scavenger hunt through the... An airplane that writes it in the sky. Oh, yeah.

No, that's... The airplane just writes the clue. And the ring comes down on a parachute. Hit the button, Ray. Bob it bonjourn. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny.

Ryan Hurd released his Diamonds Entwined video, and it's pretty much a love letter to his wife, Marin Morris. It's filled with clips of them past and present as they walk around backstage, do some cuddling, some hanging out,

and then it ends at their actual wedding as they are saying their vows. Check it out, bobbybones.com. Now, speaking of other romantic things, in an interview with Billboard, Russell Dickerson said that he once stalked his wife's Pinterest page to find recipes to cook for her. So there's a little tip for you guys out there. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny.

Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Manchester, New Hampshire. Some criminals like to break into houses, steal some things. This guy's like, why break in the house? There's a U-Haul full of stuff right there. He jumps in, drives off.

Only problem is hard to hide a U-Haul. You got 20 miles down the road, ran out of gas, and was arrested. That would be hard to hide a U-Haid. Maybe you just blend in with the other U-Hauls. Go to the U-Haul place. Yeah, you hide a plane plane site. That's what I would do instead of just trying to hide it. Oh, I'm lunchbox.

That's your bonehead story of the day. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Lingo. Transmitting across America. Oh, we got to celebrate today, by the way. Why? Our audio producer Raymond, he won his basketball bet Villanova to win it all.

Oh, yeah. He bet him early. So that happened. We talked about it yesterday. And also, he has big news. Raymond does. You guys have made fun of his height for a long time. You've always said...

His height? Yeah. He's 5'0. But he's not 5'6. Ray, show him, what are you having your hand there? I had the test done in my official height. You guys have always said 5.6. I have it right here in writing from a doctor.

Yep. Five, six and a half. Here's the cheat. Let's see. I'm growing. baby he's growing five six and a half I guarantee you next year

when they do those test scenes again I'm gonna be five seven my mom always said I'm a late grower a late grower Ray are you doing yoga or you know honestly when I was tested as a really young kid they said that I was supposed to always be around six feet I'm just for some reason you're like 30 something

he has a twin brother that's very very tall a lot of people do get their height in high school in college but I mean guys I'm making that climb right now six foot here we come baby Oh, Raymond, by the way, here's your money for winning the brackets. Yeah, Raymond won the show brackets. Wow.

Dang, how much is that? It's like 180 bucks. Baller. But I'm going to give it to you in Bitcoin like your other one. Give it to me now while it's on the D-Carn. There you go, buddy. You can have it. Thank you.

Thank you. You're welcome. Yes. Five, six and a half, winning money. Man, hey, let me tell you, Raymond's in good shape over here, according to this little paper. What's that? Is that physical?

Yeah. Physical and height and weight. 172 pounds? Yeah. And we're looking at 14.6% body fat. That's pretty good for a recreational bodybuilder. I don't know the difference. Yeah, I mean, I'm not even going to act like you do.

Are you making fun of them? No, no, no. I'm saying that's pretty good because that's what, like, LeBron James is 7%. So he's almost LeBron James. No, he's 14%. I think I'll just try and take a shot at Raymond. No.

I can't tell if you're being serious because there is a big difference in 7% of body fat. 14% is really good. Thank you. Thank you. There we go. Cool. No one knows how to take it. So we're just going to hit that way. But LeBron, James. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But LeBron is half of that. Eddie, go ahead. It also says his cholesterol is pretty high. Oh, no. Work on that. Right. Work on that, buddy.

All right. Give me some fiber. No, that's not. The baby phone show. The new viral thread is, the last thing you texted is what goes on your tombstone. So I've told everyone to pull up their phones. It's usually a no-phone room. But the last thing you texted is. is what goes on your tombstone. I have mine up.

Amy, have yours up? Yep. What does your tombstone read Amy? If you need anything from Lulu Lemon, I have a gift card. FYI. Rest in peace. That was Amy. She led her great life.

She loved that to. To my husband. Lunch box. Oh, great. The man having a new baby. What's the last thing you texted? What's on your tombstone? Here we go.

Guess it's time to get excited about poop and poop no longer being disgusting. I'm assuming that was to your wife? No, that's reply to someone saying congrats about the baby being a dad. Not like a Craig's List thing. Yeah. Eddie? Mine's just simple, man. Love you too.

To your wife. Love you too to my wife. Isn't it amazing every time he has to have to do something? It's something so romantic and sweet to his wife. It's so convenient. He was replying. She must have said love you and he said love you too. She said, hi, have a good day.

I love you. I said, love you too. Well. Okay. You, Bobby? Mine says we have. There's a typo. That's going on there.

Yeah, I do. Sorry, the way it's written. We have to tend to teaching people how to be digital stars. I was talking with Charlemagne the God, who does a breakfast club, and we were talking about developing people on radio and young people. I don't know what I meant by that except teach people how to do podcasts. Oh. We were talking about working with the younger generation of people that want to do radio. And it's like, hey, we have to tend to teaching people how to be digital stars.

I have to tend to be. Yeah. And then people will look at my hudence and go, well, I kind of get what he was saying. You know, Bobby wasn't the greatest speller. He had a couple books. It did. He did. I don't know if this second one's going to be.

I tell you, it makes me nervous. You were nervous about the first one. Yeah, but I don't know what I was doing. Not that I know what I'm doing this time, but I have. have a better idea with the process. I don't know about the second book, man. I'm nervous about it. I'm going to feel good regardless when it's out.

Yeah, it would be like a wait-lif. Because it's not the same as the first book. I guess that's why it makes me nervous. The first book was just a live story. And I was surprised it did so well. Second book is more of a self-help motivational book. And who wants to hear me self-help and be motivating? I don't know.

Maybe nobody. But I'll leave it to that. But yeah. Hopefully somebody. I'm sure somebody Some people I know I know I know I know

I know I'm gonna play a song How's this game work I play the song of it The intro of the song And they have to guess the first word Okay You guys know how this works

Right This game is so hard Alright Amy you're up first Yeah Hit the first few words Of John Party Head over boots I'm on my feet

Tonight What are the words Come take me Sorry I want to sweep you up feet tonight. That's tough. Is it though?

Yes. Yes. That was hard. Lunchbox. Yeah, I'm ready for this one. Old Dominion break up with him. Here we go. Let's see if you can name this song.

It's about a 12 second intro. You just need to get the first words from Old Dominion break up with him. Hey girl. I know what you're doing last night. No, don't go on. You got it. Oh, wow, you got it. No, no.

Don't keep pressing. What? Hey girl. Stop. I was cheering for you. That is softball. You guys always, oh, stop. Stop.

You're cheering. Unless we're rooting you on, dude. She said softball. Here we go. Next up. Eddie. Luke Holmes. Yeah.

I know this one. Sunday morning. That's all I need, right? You need three words. No, come on. You need three words. Sunday morning she. Sunday morning man.

Oh, no. Lunchbox's only got two, but he's playing at a different level. Okay. That's fine. I was going to hold it. Yeah, I was about to say. What level am I at? The high level.

Sometimes you just have to let him in the game. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. I don't care. It's like letting him take off early and we'll catch up to him. That's exactly it. Good, good. Just because you got it wrong?

But you got it wrong too about three words. No, I didn't. Okay. I said the right words. Okay. Hey girl. Hey girl. I don't want to break your hook.

Amy, ready? What's up? Yeah, Garth Brooks. Ask me how I know. Oh, dear. It's a tough one. Okay. You already know it?

Yeah. Steady as they come. You're stubborn as they come. Oh, stubborn. Got a little cocky. Yeah, you can't get too cocky. No, that's not cocky. That's how I sing it.

That is the words to me. Oh, that's her word. So that she's right. Lunchbox. Yeah. Our song from Taylor Swift. Oh, man, so full. That's a new song.

Again. Yeah. No chance you get. Okay. Hey, girl. It's me. Scream Door. Boom,

Eddie, Eat that! It's not right. I was fried and shot young with my hair undone in the 14 of his car. You know what? That's give him a point.

That was a good point. Good job. Good job. Lunchbox. Good job. Which one's that one? Lunch. Lunch.

Lunch. You're good at this game. Which one is slamming's green door then? That's the chorus. Oh. But you did good. You're good at this. It's close enough.

You guys are getting smoked in this game. Eddie. I'm so smart. Are you ready? Go. What was I thinking from Dirk's Bentley? Sally was a dream boat from South Alabama. Becky was the beauty.

Oh. Becky. Man. Sally was that dream boat? What was I thinking? No, that's the name of the song, though. It's good. Oh, man.

Lunch is going to win this because he's so good at this game. Lunchbox, you're so good. Lunchbox. Let's just do one more. You get it because you're winning. Oh, yeah. Good job, watch, box. Josh Turner, your man.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got this. Stop. He's got both of them so far. Yeah. Baby turn the light stand low. Baby locked the door and turn the lights down. Give it two.

Give it two. Yeah. Good job. Lochee. All I do is we, we, we, no matter what. And a boy. This guy. Lux are good, everybody.

You have to treat him like a. Kids. Hey, hold on. Good job lunchy. Hey. Admitted, that Josh Turner one, I surprised you. Yeah, you were really good. Like a toddler.

Yeah, like a toddler. Nailed it. You didn't get that Josh Turner? Neither did you. I missed it by one word. No, you did. Yeah, I did. Get your bobby bones on.

The average 25-year-old spends three hours a day using this. Donna in Arkansas. Let's do it. Okay, I was going to take phone, but I thought that would be too obvious. I said looking in a mirror. Looking in a mirror. Now, what if the answer was phone, though, because you just brushed over that? I'm going to let you reconsider if you want.

I'll just stick with it. You're going to stick with? I guess. Which answer? The mirror. The mirror. Oh, I'm sorry. That's incorrect.

Haley, you're on. Go ahead. I think it's their camera. Oh, their camera. Wow, three hours a day? Dang, Morgan number two. That's a lot. She put selfies and taking pictures with friends.

Yeah, I hear you. Okay, okay. No, that's not it. Okay, quickly, Amy. Netflix. Netflix. Now, lunch, hard. Social media.

No, no, Eddie. I had a camera. Oh, no, the answer is headphones. The average 25 years old, your old spends three hours a day with headphones in or on. Wow. Yeah. I can see that.

Yeah. That's pretty easy when you think about it. Grocery store. Yeah. Roller skating. The Bobby phone show. So you put one of your son's pull-ups into the Washington. machine? Yes. It was in his pajamas

and I didn't realize it and it went into the wash and I washed it. What happens? Well, it basically falls apart and little tiny absorbent diaper beads get everywhere and it's disgusting. So what do you do? Well, you keep washing. I did a couple loads still not rid of the beads.

I guess it's just going to take a couple more loads until the beads wash themselves out of the washing machine. They're everywhere. Oh, and they were on everything. Little teeny tiny beads. They're supposed to be whatever's inside the diaper to absorb and keep everything smelling good or whatever.

How's that going, by the way? The pull-ups? Good. Minus the fact that I can't hide them inside the pajamas so that I don't see it when I'm throwing it into the washing machine. But other than that, pretty good. I think I need to size him down. I think he needs a smaller size.

He's small. He's so small. Because he's seven. Yeah. When I go to a school pickup line, I'm like, where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Everyone's taller than him. And they're like, oh, there he is. Like, hiding high. Like, all the girls are towering over. He's pretty tall. Yeah. Was any of that from Mount Nutrition?

Well, some of it, I think, could be. And then also, I don't know the size of his dad. I don't know. I know his mom a little bit. I've seen pictures of her. So, but I have no idea if his dad's short, tall. Do you know if he had any brothers or sisters? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. Yeah, he's really small. My daughter does have siblings, but not my... If you're wondering, Amy's adopted two kids from Haiti, and that's why she doesn't know.

Yeah, I don't know. That's why she doesn't know who the dad is. Yeah, I don't know much about either the dad. So I am curious how tall they're going to be or what they're going to look like once they grow. You can kind of get an idea if you know their biological history. Yeah, your daughter's really tall. Mm-hmm. Your son, really small.

Yeah. we're beefing him up. Are you noticing anything with him with the food? No, his stomach actually has gone down as we get it healthier. It sort of had a bloat to it. And now it's getting flatter, which is good. So hopefully we're getting out some of the stuff that was going on internally in there. How are they adjusting?

Better with school, stuff like that. Are they fitting better than you thought they would, or is it just a struggle still? I think it's still, we're on a, We're on a roller coaster ride for a little bit. I think it's too soon to say that things are adjusted. I think it's going to take over a year. Do they have any friends? Or longer.

Yeah. My daughter's, her teacher sent me an email the other day saying that my daughter has become friends with this girl from Syria. And that's who she sits with every day. She sent me a picture of them together at lunch. and she has on her like a head wrap and they don't speak the same language because they're at a special English

as a second language school so the kids are from all over the world and this little girl, her family, they're refugees and they came here and that's her little... It's cool she has someone that she runs with. I know and they can barely, they know some English,

but it's like friendship on such a simple level and you're both in the same boat trying to communicate It's like lunchbox and Eddie. Yes. Same thing. It really is so sweet. And she got a little best friend necklaces from Target, you know, where it's half the heart.

You take it. Oh, wow. So I got her that, and I didn't know who she was going to give it to. And she took it to school and gave it to this, her little Syrian guy. That's a good story. Mm-hmm. I like that. Yeah.

Yeah. I like your stories. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Our audio producer Raymond watches these Lifetime movies. Which one have you seen recently, Ray? Well, and the big news is we're part of Revenge Week. So all these exes and bullies and all kinds of people from your life, maybe your rival,

they're coming back to get these people in these movies. So it's Revenge Week on Lifetime? Yeah. So all the movies are people getting back at somebody. Yep. Huh. What did you watch? Well, it is called You May Now Kill the Bride.

Oh. Pretty self-explanatory there, and the crazy twist is this sister, step-sister, she kind of wants to marry her brother-slash brother-in-law. And she'll do whatever she has to to marry this guy. And he doesn't know it. So they're at a family reunion. She gives him a pretty intense hug. Everybody just thinks, ooh, that's a little awkward.

Does she like this guy? Come to find out, she loves this guy. Wow. So she wants to kill the bride? Yes. And to the point that when the bride's coming down the aisle, You don't know who's under that veil. Oh!

How many popcorn kernels do you give it out of five? Four out of five. One of the best ones I've seen on Lifetime. Two hours flat, you'll be out of there. Go have dinner afterwards. You may now kill the bride. Four popcorn kernels. I want to see that one.

I'm kind of hooked, too, and I don't care anything about it. Thank you, Raymond. Yep. Another Lifetime movie review from our producer Raymond. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Dirk's Bentley posted a clip where he's at an outdoor stream, and then he strips down to a swimsuit and gets in the water.

And the Instagram video ends with him saying, this could be the spot. So we're going to get all the details of all these little hints. Tomorrow's the day, April 5th, and this mystery will be solved. So Jason Aldeen's wife, Brittany, posted a clip on Instagram of her in the hospital room where she's having contractions the day their son Memphis was born back December 5th. And she did it because she did a podcast, called Babes and Babes.

And the link is in her bio on Instagram, Brittany Aldeen, if you want to check out details about labor, mommyhood, road life, and everything in between. And then also check out the video because while she's in contractions and, like, a lot of pain,

Jason Aldine's flipping for some sports game on the TV. It's kind of funny. I mean, that's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball show. Come on, Bob.

the weirdest thing you've ever seen someone doing the car next to you. That's what we're going to talk about in a second. Amy, you go first. Well, probably a girl clipping her toenails at a red light. Yesterday? Yeah, red light. I think maybe because it was sandal weather here for the first time in a while. I have no idea.

I was thinking, hmm, maybe she just wasn't prepared. She was in her hurry. She had to throw on sandals because at the red light, threw her leg up, started clipping her toilet. Huh. I gotta do what you gotta do. I think for me it's probably been I've driven up beside someone as they were driving or reading a book.

I saw that too one time. Yeah. What on earth? The book was on the steering wheel and the woman I saw was just enjoying a fine novel as she was driving down the street. It can't be that safe. The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones.

Driving down the road and what do you see in the car next to you? I saw a woman reading a book straight up. Amy saw someone yesterday clipping their toenails. You're on the air, Casey in Texas Hi, how are y'all? Real good, what did you see? I saw a guy shaving with an electric razor

Right next to me. As he was going into work, sounds pretty efficient to me. Eyes in front of you. I'm assuming his eyes were on the road still, right? Do what? His eyes were still on the road, right? Yeah. Yeah, I can't hate on that.

It's the guy getting stuff done. I need to get me an electric razor. Why? Well, I have a great shave, shave razor, but when I'm in a hurry, you can do it in the car. It's just dangerous, and I want to drive and shave like this guy. I'd be scared. I'd never use one of those, but I'd be scared if I was driving and doing it that I would cut myself. They don't cut. No, they don't cut. And even this morning, Eddie just told me we had some TV commercials to cut, and I don't really shave. Yeah, but you look good like that. That's good for the video.

I just wish you had electric razor. I'd use it. Jennifer and Tampa. What did you see somebody doing in their car? brushing their teeth What do you do with the spit? I don't know A bottle, a cup Swallow it Ew Yeah I know

Jennifer and Tampa Thank you very much for calling Oh man Have a good day Yeah I appreciate you Hey Brittany in Ohio Hi buddy I saw someone playing their trumpet

While driving First time ever heard of that one Wow And so were they going to town Or were they just like running scales. What were they doing on the trumpet? You have any idea? Oh, yeah. He was playing a full song on his trumpet. Just going to town on it. Wow. Windus Saints go marching in.

Oh, Windows Saints, go marching in. Yay. Brittany, thank you. I appreciate you. Let's go over to Christina and Lexington, Kentucky. Christina. Hi, Lexington, South Carolina. Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. They didn't write that on the screen. Sorry. But I was driving the day before the eclipse, and I saw five people in a row wearing eclipse glasses. Oh, they're wearing them that they were driving? Yes. Less safe than shaving while driving.

Yeah, I think that that's less safe. You couldn't see out of those. Yeah, I don't remember. I do, because you get to look at the sun with them. That means you can't see that to them. Yeah, it's pretty dark. Yeah, hey, thank you Christina in Lexington, South Carolina. It's crazy to see adults fight at

kids games. Oh, yeah. Like parents? You like that? No, I agree. It is crazy. It's like, get over it a little bit. A Florida teacher was arrested for attacking a mother at a baseball game. Terry Lee Corsi 37 was suspended from the high school following her arrest. Apparently, Corsi criticized a mom for wearing short shorts to practice, and then she attacked her and punched her in the face. Wow.

Yeah, the victim said that Corsi attacked her and punched her all in the face. Visible bruises. The victim said things escalated when she attacked her. but over shorts Is that what the whole thing's about? Yeah, they were like Daisy Dukes. Okay, but why do you fight over it? Because it was like an eight-year-old baseball practice

and she thought it was inappropriate to be wearing those shorts in front of the boys. So then the other woman feels disrespected, yells back until the teacher that beats her up. Yeah. All comes down to respect. Makes sense? Yeah, I mean, it's not really about the shorts.

There we go. It ends up being about disrespect in the end. There's a woman in South Carolina. She said that she owes $250,000. to her sixth sense because she went shopping and she walked out of it and she's like man i should go back in get that ticket and so the sixth sense in her said go get a lottery ticket because she had her cart all the way out of the store oh and she goes okay and she rolls it back in boom 250,000 oh that's so awesome but how many times does that happen and that sixth sense got you wrong that's why

I don't believe in the jinx anymore because I have spent so many times not jinxing things and they still didn't work out that I don't believe in the jinx anymore. Anymore. Yeah. Because I've said, oh, I don't want to jinx it, and it's still not worked in my favor. But have you jinxed it and it actually got jinxed? No, it's not a thing. It doesn't exist.

It does. I agree. I agree. I think that you can affect something like an NFL game. Oh, lunchbox does. Yeah. Big time. Bobby.

I want the same outfits. So, correct me if I'm wrong, but there was a time where we couldn't, like, say something about Arkansas or they might lose or we couldn't. There have a lot of times in my life I'm not proud of, Amy. I used to start the show every day with the same exact song. Kanye. Yeah, because I thought, oh, if we don't, when I can have a good show. That's the OCDness more than the jinxiness.

We heard that song every day. Oh, I started the show every day with the good life for years. Good thing I wouldn't show then. It would have done nothing. Well, no, I just would have been like, oh. Good thing I wouldn't on the show then. Yeah, you would have to live that is what I'm saying, guys. It wasn't awful.

Yeah. It was actually awesome, and our shows are awesome. Yeah. When I stopped playing it, the shows got bad. Jinks. Yeah. And then you came on. Then Eddie, yeah.

Come on. Women were asked to rank romantic gestures of men. At number five, cooking dinner. Oh, yeah. You like that when your husband does that? He grills. You don't like it that much? I don't really eat much from the grill.

Because he's a meat guy. Yeah. Number four, and I love you text. Does he ever do that? Okay. Yeah, I mean. Just for no reason. Maybe he's done it a couple times.

That means no. Yeah, I can show you. A surprise getaway? Has he done that for you? No. Okay. A handwritten love note? Yes.

When? 19. The summer of 47. Somewhere in the 11 years. But the number one thing is a meaningful small gift. Probably done that, huh? Yeah. Okay.

Let's move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry about that. Winning. 12 years of marriage, right? 11. 11. Okay.

There's some change. The Bobby Bones Show You know what's interesting about Amy is that your husband talks in military time all the time. Oh yeah, I'll ask him the time. He was like 1500. Like, what? Oh, gosh.

I don't know. But his watch is set. His watch says that. I mean, and he can translate it like that. So sometimes he'll give me the real one. But if I peek over to his watch, then I see 1,500. I'm like, okay, mine is 12.

Yeah. How long was he in the Air Force? 12 years plus. Well, and then he was at the Air Force Academy for four of the. those years. So since he was 18, he's been, and then his dad was in the Air Force. So basically since he was born. So does he teach your kids now how to talk in military time? Time, he speaks to them that way. Yeah. He, and he does different military terms of them.

Like, it's time to go to bed. He's like, okay, kids, time to rack out. Wait, rack out. That's what that is? Rack out is when, I guess they're deployed, they rack out or whatever, they go to sleep. I never heard that before. to bed. You haven't? What else he say? When I text with him, I get, if I get like a C back, it means copy. Like a capital

C. Like I got it. I'm in. I just send him info. I'm like, what? And then, oh, this is so annoying. Anytime I'm out of gas, he's like, do you need fuel in your car? I'm like, fuel? He's a pilot. So they put fuel in the plane. Everything is

fuel. And to me, that's just annoying. I said, I don't need gas. He's like, well, the vehicle needs fuel. I'm like, you mean my car needs gas. And it's just little things like that. Just what? It's sort of annoying. But it's fine.

Don't be such a hater. What, do you need fuel in your... Who says fuel? I would never think twice about that. You wouldn't? You wouldn't fuel? I say I put fuel on my body all the time. Okay, that's different.

Is it, though? It's just food. And then car is so many less syllables than vehicle. Oh, you're just going lazy. Just fuel. Yeah. No, fuel. fuel, gas. Same thing.

Yeah, Roger. Roger. Did he say Roger that? Roger that. Roger that. No, he just really say, Roger. Over now. Do you have a walkie talk of you and you get to work? I like, I've arrived.

He does do that alphabet correctly, which when you're on the phone with someone that's taking down your info, that's really helpful. Like, Victor. V as in Victor? Whatever. Yeah, he'll be like, V isn't Victor. Or even if people don't even ask for it, you know? Like, he's spelling out something.

And I guess he's just, he's being proactive about. it because he's in a line of work where you got to get it right the first time. So he's probably used to just spelling it out so there's no confusion. Whereas me, I'm like, I'll wait till the person on the other end of the line is like, is that a B or a B? And then I'm like, V as in Veronica. B as in Bumble. And I like making it a little more fun, whereas my husband, he does it correctly.

It's so funny to noise you because see it in your eyes. It is. I think you guys have been together at that point now. How long you've been together? Oh, 11. 11 years? Yep. Oh, 11 year it's.

I mean, I just really need the fuel to stop. Yeah. No, I need gas in my car. And thank you for, I appreciate him getting gasting their car up. I appreciate it for sobering our country. Me too. And if he wants to talk that way,

he can talk that way all he wants. Good point. So millennials aren't using email as much. And so when young people, aren't using it. Usually it catches up and ends up dying. So let's just say emails on the way out because people are using social media so much more. They're using Insta story to talk to people, text message. So emails out, what else do you assign as to being out? I'll go first. Movie theaters. Oh, God, you always say this. It's true. I went to watch Black Panther,

and as I was sitting in there, this is for the birds. This is not for me. To sit in someone else's room that's all gross and chairs and the food's too expensive. I had to drive there, had to fight parking. Movie theaters, as we know them in the next 10 years, are gone. They'll still be the occasional one, but everything's going to come to your screen. It's your computer or your phone. Movie theaters are on the way out. Amy, what's on the way out? Facebook. Wow, really?

Wow, I don't think so. Go ahead. I saw millennials, if they're onto this whole email thing, I saw that less and less young people are using Facebook. And honestly, that's the social media I rarely get on. I'm always on Instagram and Twitter. Facebook, don't even touch it. I mean, maybe I should, but... Lunchbox?

Cash. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Nobody carries cash anymore. It's all credit card everywhere you go. There's restaurants that are credit card only. They don't even accept cash. These people aren't going to understand what it's like to hold a bingy in their hand

and pull it out and press people at the bar and be like, yeah, I want to get a round of drinks. Cash is on the way out, and I hate to say it because I love cash. Eddie? Stores, like brick and mortar stores, they are on their way out because of Amazon. Everyone's going to order online. We're not going to have any stores to walk in anymore, not even grocery stores. That's on the way out.

I mean, I feel like we're just putting earth in this terrible place where nothing exists anymore except online. Right? Is there anything goofy, though? I thought maybe someone would come with a TV show or something. Something somewhat trivial. You know what's on the way out? Go ahead.

The real world. I don't think MTV's making another real world. It hasn't been on in like a year, and I don't see any plans of them recording a new season. They'll still do the challenges, but I'm worried the real world is on the way out. Anybody else want to add to this? Yeah, I got another one. Go ahead. Manual transmissions and cars.

I have one. No. You rarely. find them anymore. Most of them you have to custom order because on the lot, there's not any there because all these kids, they want everything automatic. Anything else, lunchbox?

Yeah. Go ahead one more. The post office. Oh, yeah, good call. Because they're losing billions of dollars a year and everybody just pays online so all these mail carriers, they're going to lose their jobs. Stamps.com, shout out. Yep. Yep. Anything else, lunchbox.

Man, this is about it that I can think of right now. Okay, I appreciate that. Oh, I know another one. Go ahead. Taxi cabs. They're out of here. TikTok. I'll tell you what else are airplanes.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby bones. All right, kids gather around. The wildest show in town. Yeah. He's about to be a dad. Woo! Well, welcome our wait-guessor.

Lady Press. because now he's got a baby on the way. Lunchbox. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so how this works is, I'll put someone on it. We've never met.

Heather and Georgia, hello. Heather, Heather, Heather. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. Would you verify to our listeners that we've never met?

No, we have never met. First time call or actually. First time. Yay. Okay, very good. So what Lunchbox is going to do is he's going to talk to you for about 30 seconds,

and he can guess your weight. within five pounds. Are you ready for this, Heather? Let's do this. Let's do this Heather from Georgia. Heather, what kind of shampoo do you use? I see. How many times do you take a bath per week? Ten. How many kids do you have? Two. How old are you? 31. What's your favorite for? I'm sorry, that's time. I always wonder what questions like. What do you take a bath? Like, how does that factor in? just part of the information gathering process,

if she's a lazy person likes to lounge in the bath, kind of just hang out, or if she's in a hurry, got to shower real quick, get out and get to the gym. I was going to say, like, if she takes care of herself, that gives him indication that she works out.

Okay, well, lunchbox you have a Heather. Can you guess her weigh within five pounds? Yeah, 10 bass per week, two kids, 31 years old, didn't get to find out her favorite fruit. She's got to be 146. He says 146. What do you weigh, Heather? I weigh 143.

Yeah! Who is this guy? There we go. Man, what would the fruit have told you? Never know, because we didn't get to find out. You could have nailed it if he'd done the fruit. Amy in Ohio. Hi.

How are you this morning? I'm good. How are you doing? Really good. And you hear our carnival barker lunchbox over there. He can guess your weight within five pounds. Would you like to take a run at this guy? Yes. What's her name?

Her name is Amy. Okay. Amy. Hi. What's your favorite fast food restaurant? Wendy. How tall are you? 5-1.

What's your favorite vegetable? Carrots. And what's your favorite Girl Scout cookie? Tag along. Okay. And Winslet. Oh, I'm sorry. That's all your questions.

Can you guess Amy's weight within five pounds? Listen, she's like 5-1. goes to Wendy's a lot. She can't be more than 105. 105. Amy, what do you weigh? 107. Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Thank you very much for your call. Sorry, she was a little over 105, but you got the point. Yeah, we can run one more. Okay.

This is Mandy in Iowa. Mandy in Iowa, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm really good. Have we ever spoken? We have not Okay, very good Hey, by the way, nice to speak to you

If I do say so myself Nice to speak to you too There we go So lunchbox will guess your weight Within 5 pounds All right my friend Last one Mandy, when's the last time

You worked out? Last night How many times a week Do you work out? Five to six days a week What's your favorite TV show? Greas Anatomy And who is your favorite

Celebrity crush? Gene Brown Time. Kane and Brown. Oh, Kane Brown. Okay, that tells me a lot. Okay, go ahead. Okay.

She likes Kane Brown. She goes to the gym a lot, and she worked out last night, so she's taking care of herself. She can't be more than 153. Go ahead. Mandy, what do you weigh? $195. Oh. He's not perfect.

Oh. Mandy, nice work. You dumped him. I thought that one told you a lot. You stumped him there. Wow. Can we send her something? Hey, Raymond in the audio room.

Can we send her a prize? Mm-hmm. He has no idea, but we can. We'll send you something, Mandy, for stumping him. How about that? Rarely does he get stumped. Hey, thank you very much for calling the show. Thank you for listening.

That was a disaster. Yeah, it was. I'm kind of embarrassed right now. Yeah, me too. Does she really go to the gym that much? Do you like came round? Does she really use shampoo? Paige in Boston

Hello Good morning Paige What do you want to say So after listening this morning I think you guys should take a CPR class I've seen enough on TV page I'm good like I read all these stories That people watching a documentary

And then saving lives I've seen many a documentary Yeah So when you have CPR in an infant It's two fingers On an adolescent it's one hand And on adult it's two hands Now I know even more

We learned that this morning Yeah Because they did the baby pump with the two-bodies a life. I'm like, teat, teat, teat. Also, if there's someone that's struggling with life, I'm probably just going to run fast I can to get someone else. 9-1-1-1. S-O-S.

I think that's probably a good point that we should all learn different. No? Does anybody hear no CVR? I took it in college. I took it in high school. Yeah, me too, high school. Because you're a lifeguard or what? Yeah, I was a lifeguard.

Eddie was a lifeguard. What? That's so rude. Well, he lived down by the over. The golf. I know. I'm picturing Eddie, like, Godlach.

I had three saves under my belt, boys. Red shorts. You have three saves. Yes, and one was a double. A kid and a mom. What? You saved people's lives. Yes.

I was a lifeguard. He also says he was a three-star football recruit. Okay. Here we go. Producer Eddie has more fish tails. All right. Then anybody but lunch box. Okay.

Go ahead, Amy. What did I take this? Nothing. I'm just being, y'all are joining in on the laughing, but Eddie's mad at me for calling him out for me. You're the only one that laughed when he said I was a lifeguard. Eddie, I didn't think anything of it. I thought you worked on the beach.

If you're a lifeguard, you're right? There you go. So it wasn't a pool. It was a beach. No, it was a pool. Oh, my goodness. Oh, come on. Eddie, I work three different pools. I go to different ones.

Stop it. Now I'm with Amy. Thank you. Thank you for the call because that opened a whole new can of Eddie. He has three saves. One was a double. It was. I'll tell you what happened.

At the community pool? Yes, at the community pool. The kid jumped in. The mom was like, I'll save you, and she couldn't swim either. So I got the kid first, then the mom brought him back to safety. And it's two saves. That's two saves and one. Were you like the Mariano Rivera of a pool?

I would say I was like the Mario Lopez of the pool. What? Yeah, I was like nice in bronze. And, you know, after a summer of swimming, I got pretty ripped. Stop it. Do you know who Mariano Rivera is? Yeah, Carlton. No.

Oh, my goodness. I don't know. That's Alfonso Rivera. Oh, gosh. Who's Mariano? Oh, he's a baseball player. He's by the greatest closer of all time. Yeah, he's a Yankees player.

Baseball closing. I thought you were talking about Carlton the whole time. No, I wasn't Carlton. Oh, Eddie. I'm like Mario Lopez. I don't think you're at all like Mario Lopez. In any way. Oh, yeah.

You should have seen me with my little red shorts on. No, I shouldn't have. Okay. Oh, the fool. Everybody, thank you. How about Red in Tennessee? Red, you're on. What's up?

Hey, Bobby, how are you this morning? Good man, what's going on with you? I'm doing pride-headed to work. Listen to your show every morning. Appreciate that. I was thinking, how about an idea if your listeners call in with a morning corny every once in a while? Never, never.

No, I'm going to tell you why, Red. We've tried that before. And then all of a sudden, it's a nine-minute monologue that I've got to cut off because I'm like, okay, let's go to Jimmy in Philadelphia. And Jimmy's like, okay, so here's what happened. Girls walking in the street, right? She runs into a guy. This guy's like, I got seven things to tell you.

And then all of a sudden, you're three minutes into a joke. That's just, we tried that. It doesn't work. We tried it many times. So we'll leave the joke telling to Amy as far as the morning corny's. I appreciate the advice. Amy, the pro. Yeah, I appreciate the advice because we have tried that.

And I thought the same thing as you did, Red. But, yeah, it's just, you know, let's pros do the jokes. Can I give you a morning short one, a real short, clean one? Red. Just one, yes. Okay, Red. Come on. Redd, I'm going to trust you.

So don't let me down. I promise. What the preacher say when the church burned down? What did the preacher say when the church burned down? Red likes it. If everyone was like Red, we can do this, but they're not. That's good. Nang, that's a good one.

Red, that's good. That's good. That's good. I'm going to be honest with you. Hey, Red, have a great morning, buddy. You all have a great morning, too. I appreciate you. Appreciate you, buddy.

This woman goes and she picks her own flowers for her wedding bouquet. Is allergic to the flowers. Her face blows up. She's all bumpy and timing wasn't good. I said, hey, what happened at your wedding? Jessica. Hey, Bobby. Thank you for calling.

What you want to say? My first marriage, I actually forgot my husband's wedding ring and didn't realize it until we were exchanging rings at the altar. Oh, that's one of those, oh, crap moments, right? Yeah. So what happens? Do you send someone to go get it? No, my maid of honor realized it as well, and she took off one of her rings that she was wearing

and gave it to me and whispered, just play cool. Oh, that's funny. Good one. And it did. You were cool, right? Yeah, we were cool. I put it on his finger. I kind of looked at him with that look that says,

just don't do anything, don't say anything, you know, pretend it's normal. So when you put the little pink, my little pony ring on him, He was all good. He played it cool. Yeah, it barely went on his finger, but, you know, it was the motion that counted. That's pretty cool. Good story. Thank you for calling.

As always, I appreciate you. Hey, Andrea, New Orleans. Hi. What up? Good morning. Good morning. What do you want to say? So I'm a hairstylist, and my hairstylist was standing at the aisle, and her hair caught on fire.

I was looking down the aisle. Oh, wow. As you're walking down, her hair catches on fire. Correct. What do you do? I'm a hair stylist. Now I'm an accountant. What?

Wait, what do you do? No, no, no. Not what do you do for a living? Like, what do you do when that happens? Oh, I mean, the entire place smelled like burnt hair. And I'm walking down the aisle trying to figure out what is on fire. She's doing the accounting. Like, how much is it going to cost for me to fix this hair?

No. So, but her hair wasn't on fire or fire. Like, no one had to stop, drop and roll her? No, they put it out. I actually did her hair at the time, so I had to cut it the next week and get rid of all the burnt hair. Oh, man.

That's why you can't wear the crown of candles at a wedding. Lesson learn. Every time that happens, someone's air catches on fire. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Have you heard about extreme ironing? No.

But it makes me smile. If this doesn't get into the Summer Olympics, I'm going to be super disappointed. But contestants, they ironed clothes, Everywhere from on top of mountain tops to lakes and even while being pulled behind ski boats. That's funny. So they're taking pictures, obviously of them ironing in weird places. No, no, no.

It's a competition. They iron and then afterwards their ironing is evaluated on how well they... Oh, it's really a competition? I thought it was like the plank. You're planking. This is... I was reading this whole article about the weirdest sports that exist. And extreme ironing is actually a thing.

And funny. Yeah, I like that. My one would dominate. You haven't heard of giant pumpkin kayaking? No. No, I haven't watched that one. You paddle a giant hollowed-out pumpkin across a river. You get in it?

That sounds like you're trapping yourself in for a drowning. All right, here we go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's not coming up. Oh, no. Like, these were the Olympic side watch. We lost another one, Jim.

We've had three people tried and all three and not come back. All right. Back to you, Craig upstairs. Is anybody in here, like a food Instagram or, like, do you Instagram a lot of your food? No, I used to have. bit, but I found that I would start to eat it before I'd remember, and I don't like to put up food that's half-eaten. I don't even like to be in pictures where there's food that's half-eaten. We either take a picture before dinner or after the plates are cleaned out, because I don't

want to see half-eaten food. Some answers no. Okay, so I follow a lot of people that do post this stuff, and sometimes I'm like, whoa, how are they eating all of that? Because, of course, they want to make it look beautiful, and turns out the Instagram of your food could make you eat more because you do want it to look pretty, so you add, like, say you do like this bowl of oatmeal, well, you want it to look pretty with chunks of dark chocolate and frozen fruit and granola and peanut butter drizzled on top all for the picture but then you're like oh this is good and you end up eating it all so be aware of that and then also babies who look like their dads are healthier anybody who in here looks most

like their dad probably me and I don't you know like I said really yeah I don't know my dad I just but yeah I've seen pictures that's crazy yeah like them exactly like them wow yeah so probably I mean, Eddie looks just like his dad. I look like my dad for sure. We all, yeah, there's a reason. So we're all healthy. There's a whole common genetic thing here. I look exactly like my mom.

What I've learned is you should never tell a baby. You should never tell the mom the baby looks like the dad. Because I did. Why not? Well, this is a joke I have to. I've been tinkering with. Oh, tell us. Well, it's not, I'm not until, the joke won't work here because it's a different environment.

But you should. I went to my buddy's house and I said, hey, him and his wife were there. I said, man, I said, Ricky, that baby looks just. like you. It's a girl. It's a baby girl. And the wife's like, huh? I said, no, no, it looks just like you. Wow, it's crazy. She looks like her dad so much. And the mom and said, no, she looks like a man.

Oh, I get what you're saying. It's a girl. It's a baby girl. Yeah, it's a whole thing. So I found you shouldn't say it more than once. And you said it like five times. Oh, I kept saying it. I was like the hairline. She looks just like him. So, yeah. Well, that's good news for him.

Yeah. What? Right. She looks like him? Yeah, for she's his. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, Eddie, what do you call that? Fosho. It's a faux show parent right there. Okay, I'm Amy. That's your file. There it is. Thank you.

That was Amy's pile of stories. Man, so happy you guys could spend even just a few minutes with us today. Thank you so much. Got to go. Hopefully you guys will be around. We'll be around. I'm around all day, actually. Mr. Bobby Bones on Twitter and Instagram.

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