The Bobby Bones Show - TBT With Edwin McCain In Studio + Bobby’s Mailbag + Amy Told Her Son A White Lie

Episode Date: July 22, 2021

Edwin McCain stopped by the studio and performed “I’ll Be” & “I Could Not Ask For More,” Scuba Steve has another crazy story, we run down a list of best & worst things in life, Amy t...old a white lie to her son, we played the 90’s TV Theme Song Game & more! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:04 Again, top-shelfcountrycruise.com or 888-381-4420. Welcome to the show. Morning studio. Morning. Let me put on first Caitlin in Kansas, who has called us. Hey, Caitlin, good morning. How are you? Good, how are you?
Starting point is 00:03:32 Pretty good. What can I help you with? So I'm a college freshman, and I just started going to therapy and I was wondering how I should tell my mom I'm going. Why do you worry that it will be an issue if you tell your mom? My mom and I don't have a really good like relationship and I'm afraid that if I tell her she doesn't want to know what we're talking about. I think it's fair to think that because you probably will honestly, but it's not her right
Starting point is 00:03:57 to know what you talk about. I think I would approach it as and again, I never knew what therapy was growing up. I grew up in a small town in Arkansas. We didn't have any money. you weren't trying to worry about therapy. You were trying to get food. You're trying to eat. So I know what it's like to have to get into something brand new.
Starting point is 00:04:11 It has been extremely valuable for me. But I would approach it to go, hey, mom, I've been doing something really cool. Like I feel like I can improve the relationship with us and I can be a better daughter, family member, sister, student by going to therapy and it's really been productive. And if she asks, well, what do you talk about? You can say all that. I say we talk about a lot of things, how I can be better at XYZ. Make it very you-centric and not about your mom so she doesn't feel like that she's the victim here.
Starting point is 00:04:42 But I think it is a conversation you'll have to have. It'll be a little bit uncomfortable. It was uncomfortable for me to talk with my family because they were like, all right, fancy city boy. You're doing therapy. You're wasting your money on that. But a little bit of uncomfortableness is okay. So that's how I would suggest that you approach that, Caitlin. Perfect. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Let us know how it goes if you feel like calling us back. Amy, anything you'd like to say to that? No, I just agree. I think you can be transparent with her, but she doesn't need to know every detail, but that you're realizing some stuff about yourself and you want to put in the work to be better. It's nobody's right to know what you talk about. Whenever you're talking to your priest, your preacher, your therapist, your counselor, there are parts of our world that nobody should have the right to know what's going on
Starting point is 00:05:32 except for you and the person you've decided to make that between. So, Caitlin, good for you. We applaud that and good luck. And I hope it leads to some, you know, healthier years. Thank you. All right, Caitlin, see you later. Bye, bye, bye. Ray Mundo, what was the situation that happened to you?
Starting point is 00:05:50 Yeah, so I went to a barbecue joint and it's one of those where you go up to the cash register on your own. You order the food. Get your own condiments. You get your own utensils. You also get your own drink. basically do everything your own. The only thing that they're going to do for you is bringing you your food. So it's not like a real weight staff that's there.
Starting point is 00:06:10 So we go ahead and we pay and then they give us the iPad. And on the options, it says like 20%, 15%, 10 and 5, I didn't really even see an option to not tip. So I knew they weren't really doing anything. So I tipped 5%. And I was wondering, how would you guys tip that? If you're basically doing all the work at this restaurant, they don't even refill your drinks.
Starting point is 00:06:32 They literally just bring you, your food. Is that tip worthy? I would think first of all, there would be an option, even if it's at the bottom and it's slight that says no tip. And that's up to you, right? This is not an establishment where tips are expected because they're doing a bunch of extra work. Welcomeed, appreciated, but not expected. I don't think there's anything wrong with what you did, especially if you're going to eat and you only have so much money. Because you know if you go into a restaurant, if you go to Alback Steakhouse, you know you got to add the tip before you even go. So in your head, you need to have enough money to buy the meal and put the tip on there.
Starting point is 00:07:06 But if you're going to a barbecue place where there is no expectation of a tip because there isn't a waiter and you get in and you only have so much money, they're just SOL. Yeah, you might be going to eat there because of that. However, if you do have it and you can hit it, I always say to hit it. Because for me, when people would overtit me, I would appreciate it so much. I don't there's anything wrong with what you did, by the way. I think if that's what you want to do and you feel good with, there you go. If you said you did 5% at a restaurant It'd be a different story
Starting point is 00:07:32 And I only did 5% Because the line was long And people were all looking at me funny And I literally couldn't find the no tip So I just had to go with 5 I'm okay with what you did Don't feel bad about it Yeah
Starting point is 00:07:42 There's a W on the board for Ray already this morning All right All right Let's open up the mail bag You send an email And we read it all the air It's something we call Bobby's mailbag
Starting point is 00:07:57 Yeah Morning studio My name is Derek To make a long story short, my wife invited her 22-year-old sister to live with us after her boyfriend kicked her out. After living with her myself for two weeks, I can see why he threw her out. She's a real slob. She leaves every room a disaster area. Also, she likes to watch TV very loudly at night, which I find rude.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Of course, my wife doesn't ask her to pick up after herself or correct any of her behavior because she's, quote, healing. right now. So it's not my place to ask her to pick up, or is it, in the kitchen, after she cooks and eats? Also, at what point do I ask her to start paying some rent? Any advice on what to do? Question mark. Signed
Starting point is 00:08:43 Derek. There's your email of the day. Amy, I'll let you hit this one first. Oh, a family meeting needs to happen. And while it's okay to respect her healing process, she can't just walk around and take over somebody's home. And that needs to be
Starting point is 00:08:59 brought to her attention because I don't think she would want to live that way either if she knew and maybe she's yeah she's focused on other things but if you sit down and just say hey we're happy to have you here we're sorry that you're hurting but like to live here we're going to need you to do X Y and Z and everyone's going to be happier for it because when you have one person in your house bringing everything down it's a real you know fun suck you can kind of sense the resentment yes building to it a whole new level with in this email too. And he'll explode and it won't be good.
Starting point is 00:09:32 And it'll be good for the long lasting family, not her who's hitting it, quitting and getting out, you know? Yeah. And she's also 22. We were all dummies of 22 and didn't quite know what we were doing. She just needs to be shaken a little bit.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Hey, we're happy to have you here. And I would be as direct as you possibly could. First tell your wife. We're having, make it a family meeting. But how are you going to have family without her in it? You just need to talk to your wife. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:54 And say, hey, we need to say something to her and then say something to her. Oh, gotcha. Yeah. It's not like you want to scold someone else's kid. You also don't want to scold someone else's sister. So you go, hey, hey, 22-year-old. Love having you here.
Starting point is 00:10:07 That sucks what you went through, man. And then relate to that. I went through something similar, XYZ. This is how it hurt me, so I get it. Here's the thing, though, here, like, we kind of go by these rules, and it's annoying for me to pick stuff up too all the time. But I do it so the house stays running. So we're going to need you to focus on that a little more.
Starting point is 00:10:25 ABC, the E, FG, boom. Yeah. It should work a bit. And then you... rent after three months and three months is a long time after three months is when you start going hey if you're going to live here you got to somehow contribute to what we're doing a month is right about the time where it stops to be comfortable stops being comfortable to uncomfortable the second month is like when are they leaving the whole time third month you're miserable but that's living
Starting point is 00:10:51 there so after month three that's when she needs to start contributing or if you don't want her to contribute no one to live there hey we need to have an exit plan for this Hey, we're happy to help you. When do you think you'll move out so we can help you get to that place? Every conversation, all the communication is all about relating and helping, even though it's about kicking her butt out. That's what I say. That's interesting.
Starting point is 00:11:12 You threw the relating in there, and I think that's super important. In some parenting books I'm reading, especially when you're dealing with teenagers that have been through stuff, one of the best ways to connect with them, if you're looking to connect, is to share a relatable story. It may not be the exact same thing they've been through, but it's, you know, creates a safe space. And that's good. That's what you're doing there.
Starting point is 00:11:34 He can create that with a 22-year-old. It's not a sister. He can create a safe space for her to feel comfortable and be like, oh, okay, yeah, you're not so bad. I'll do whatever I need to do to pitch in. When someone understands you, they'll listen to you. Yes, exactly. That's the gist.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Yeah, there you go. Good luck with that. That stinks. Good advice, though. It'll probably happen a couple more times in life. Your sister, her sister, her mom. I moved in with my sister and her husband when I was 22. How'd that go?
Starting point is 00:12:02 Because my boyfriend broke up with me, but I lived with them. But I think it was fine. I'm sure they would probably tell you some stories where it got a little annoying. But I think I tried to help out and do my part. They had a new baby at the time. I would try to babysit if I could to help out. I didn't really pay anything. But if, like, he needed help with his work, he had just started a company.
Starting point is 00:12:27 I would go be his assistant for the day and I don't think he paid me. But I mean, I had a free place to live. Okay, I hear her resentment growing there too. We've got your email and we've let it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,
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Starting point is 00:16:58 I'll give you the first line to a famous 90s country song. You just have to name the song. Eddie won last week. But we're going to play another round. Number one. Spent $48 last night at the county fair. Spent $48 last night at the county fair. All right, time.
Starting point is 00:17:22 We spent way too long thinking about this. Amy, what do you have? Incorrect. Oh, no, I haven't. What do you have? Grundy County Auction. Incorrect. Eddie. Straight guess right here. She thinks my tractor's sexy.
Starting point is 00:17:34 Nope. From 1995, spent $48 last night at the county fair. Tim McGraw. I like it. I love it. I spent $48 last night at the county fair. All right, next up. He was working through college on my grandpa's farm. The first line of a 90s country song from 1996. He was working through college. on my grandpa's farm.
Starting point is 00:18:06 All right, here we go. Amy. Strawberry wine. Lunchbox? Shameless. Eddie. Strawberry wine. Strawberry wine.
Starting point is 00:18:14 He was working through college. Next one up. Yeah. Who doesn't know what I'm talking about? From 1998. Who doesn't know what I'm talking about? Who doesn't know? Who doesn't know?
Starting point is 00:18:42 Who doesn't know? So last time you kind of said it Who doesn't know? You're not doing that in this one, aren't? Not as much. I'm about this. Who doesn't know what I'm talking about? That's kind of it. Pins it down. What if I went? Who doesn't know what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 00:19:00 Yeah, yeah, that helps. Amy? Dixie Chicks. What do you have? Nothing. Then why would you say Dixie Chicks? Because now I know it's, who doesn't know what I'm talking about? Yeah, now you can say it like that.
Starting point is 00:19:10 We know it's wide open spaces, but it is, man, I feel like a woman is what I have written down. Amy, what you're right. down. I have nothing. Eddie? I have unsolved mysteries. Nice. Dixie Chicks. Who doesn't know what I'm talking about? But when you said it the first time you go Who doesn't know? Maybe it sounds like a dude.
Starting point is 00:19:27 I was like, oh, it's a man. Next up. Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun. 1999. Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun. Amy? Big green tractor. Lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:19:54 Tractor ride. Eddie? She thinks my tractor's sexy. That's it. Oh, shoot. Okay. Okay. Last one.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Looking back in the memory of... You saying it the way. Yeah, I'm in. Not really. Amy? The dance. Lunchbox. Unanswered prayers.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Eddie? The dance. The dance. Eddie, with that, You won. You're the champ again. No one can beat you in 90s country music. Unstoppable, man.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Come on. How do you feel? I feel great. Oh, I feel good. Oh, I feel so good. Oh, I feel so good. I feel good. I feel good.
Starting point is 00:20:56 It's time for the good news. as a Chick-fil-A employee. That's funny. And so the local Chick-fil-A manager found out about it, and they invited her up, and they made her an honorary employee of the day. So pretty cool. I think I caught one of my Chick-Fle-A people not telling me my pleasure the other day. No way.
Starting point is 00:21:17 I think so. Did you say something? I said, thanks. Oh. To his boss? No. What kind of loser would be to go tell him? Not to his boss, weirdo.
Starting point is 00:21:27 I would never tattel-tell, but just be like, hey, don't you have something else to say? No, I was in the wrong line because I had ordered on the app and I was just going to go pick it up but I got in the line accidentally I couldn't get out and so they have their system so down and I was just like an extra car in there
Starting point is 00:21:40 and he was like hey man let me help you get out of here and I was like so pull around this because yeah pull around this he moved to cone I said hey thanks he goes yeah I drove off and I was like oh my god I got them. Bones they are human you know no they're not
Starting point is 00:21:50 they're everyday heroes If you're not familiar at Chick-fil-A if someone says thank you they have to say My pleasure Yeah, there you go. That's a good story, though. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.
Starting point is 00:22:04 All right, best and worst time. Ready? Up first. The best concert you've ever been to. Oh. Best concert. I'm going to go Garth in Little Rock. Oh, that was so good.
Starting point is 00:22:19 We all went together. That was a big part of it. Well, you can have that one if you want. I'll do John Mayor in Minneapolis then, because I was torn anyway. Okay, you take it. John Mayor of Minneapolis. Fairly recently. Yeah, both of these in the last couple years.
Starting point is 00:22:31 So I'm going to go that. Amy, yours? Mine would be Garth Brooks and Little Rock when we took a road trip there, me and Eddie. It was fun. It was fun. We only went just to go to the show. Like, we just did something for ourselves. Eddie, best concert?
Starting point is 00:22:43 I want to say that one, but I can't. Pearl Jam and you two in Hawaii to me was the best. Lunchbox, best concert? Oh, it had to be Jay Z and Eminem at Yankee Stadium in New York. Awesome. Incredible. Was that a gift? It was a gift.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Bobby, I mean, I can't thank you enough. You got those tickets for me, and it was amazing. Worst concert you've ever been to. Oh, gosh. Think about that one. The worst concert? I'm going to tell you mine because...
Starting point is 00:23:12 Oh, I got it. Mine was just because he was sick, and I felt bad for him. Amos Lee, at the Rhyman, he lost his voice completely. He gutted it out. Worked as hard as he could. I love him. He's so good. But it was terrible because he couldn't sing. I felt bad for him. So I'm going to go with that for my worst concert.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Okay. Worst concert, Amy? Y'all are going to, or some people are not going to like that I'm saying this. But for me, it was because of the people that were around us, I left an Eric Church concert early. Because it was the people where we were, they were obnoxious. Amy, you did what? Why did you leave my shadow? So I don't, it wasn't Eric Church's fault, but they were his fans.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Eddie. Oh, man, I hate to say this, but when I saw Bob Dylan live one, it's like playing music trivia with the artist like what song is that it sounds familiar how does it feel how does it feel like a running song
Starting point is 00:24:04 like what is happening it was terrible much box man it would have to be Willie Nelson guys what I went out of here I went in some
Starting point is 00:24:12 he was old you couldn't understand what he was saying like you're saying about Bob Dylan and I just turned around I was like not for me
Starting point is 00:24:18 see you later oh wow my Willie best and worst feelings in the world best and worst feelings in the world. Oh.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Amy? Best? I mean, the best feeling is like it's more of a doing of something like cuddling up and feeling safe and loved. I feel like that's a really good feeling that we all want.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Cuddling? Feeling secure and safe and love. Like that's a feeling to me. And then worst? Sick. Nauseous. Not physically. Like the worst feeling in the Like, yeah, it's like the worst feeling in the world.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Oh, yeah. Nausea. Okay. I mean, that's pretty bad. Okay, all right. Yes, so it's getting shot. Oh, that's never happening. Oh, very painful things.
Starting point is 00:25:10 So, like, oh, heartache. Like, a great feeling would be. Okay, I got it. Would be not having to set your alarm because you get to sleep in the next day. Yeah, I love that. A terrible feeling would be for me waking up and going, oh, my God, I'm late. Oh, gosh, that was mine. That's stressful.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Like those are the feelings. That is a bad one. Amy's like, best feeling. When you get a massage. No. Amy, I was on your way, Blake.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Amy, I was with you. What feels the best? What's the best? Eddie, best and worst feeling? All right. So the best for sure is when you catch a fish
Starting point is 00:25:42 and it's biting that line. You're jerking the ride. Oh, that's a good feeling. I don't know why, but it's such a cool feeling. All right. And worse, I was leaning with Amy,
Starting point is 00:25:51 kind of the physical thing. I hate it when it rains on me. Like, Like I hate when I'm dry and rain is making me wet. I hate that feeling. Lunch bikes. Oh, the best feeling in the world is winning. It doesn't matter what it is.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Winning a board game, winning a game on this show. Winning anything is the best. Scratching a lottery ticket and winning $5. Best feeling ever. Worst? Losing. Hunger. Oh, hunger's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Hunger. When you are hungry, there is nothing worse in the world because all you can think about is food. That's all you want to do is eat. And it won't go away. I feel like we struggle with us. category because there's a very physical things. It's supposed to be like a feeling, like an emotional thing. Yeah, but at first you didn't say that.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Best and worst sounds. The worst sound is nails on a chalkboard. I cannot handle that. The best sound is, I don't know. I'll go while you think about it. Best sound is, for me, when I write a new joke and I'm on stage and stand up and the first time I deliver it and the crowd just goes, ha! And laughs hard.
Starting point is 00:26:51 That is the best most rewarding sound. Yeah. Because you're always vulnerable trying out new material. And when it hits and people laugh, that's just the best to me. That fills me on the inside. That's pretty cool. The worst is a dentist drill. What's your best?
Starting point is 00:27:07 I don't know. Music. Like a song that I like when it comes on, but that goes back to feelings and that would be the best feeling. Eddie? I was going to say the best sound is just sports on TV. Like, I don't even need to be watching it. I love the sound of a TV with. sports on. The worst
Starting point is 00:27:26 to me is probably silence. I don't like silence. That scares me. Best sound is me as a baseball hitting a baseball bat. The crack of the bat is just that makes me feel... With a roar. No, just the crack of the bat. I love that. Worst sound is someone writing in a regular pencil. If it's not mechanical, it gives me the chills and it drives me nuts.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Reality shows, best and worst. Amy. Best would be real housewives, like all of them. Okay. And then worst would be, what was that, Jim Tan Laundry one? Jersey Shore. Get out of here. Everybody terrible one.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Yes, so bad. Eddie? Man, I don't watch reality TV. So, I don't know. Best, Big Brother, Worst, Real World. Who knows? I don't care. Lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:28:12 Tie for Best is Survivor and the Challenge. And the worst is Love Island and Big Brother. Two shows Ray tells me are great and they are horrendously bad. You love them? Awful. Nothing happens. I've watched all summer three nights a week and nothing happens. You watch them all.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Nothing. It's terrible. Best and worse for me, best, American Idol. Of course. Thank you very much. And worse? The boys. You know what?
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Starting point is 00:32:18 So tell the show what happened. It could be true. Go ahead, tell the show what happened. So one of my sons' favorite songs right now is nobody but you. We listen to it every single day. Blake and Gwen. Yes. Because I don't want to be nobody but you.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Okay. Yeah. I don't want to live without you. I don't want to even breathe. The whole song over and over. And we were outside singing it and he said, hey, record this because he wanted to play drums with rocks or do percussion with these rocks. and he was excited to see himself back and then asked me to post it to Gwen and Blake
Starting point is 00:32:57 for them to see to make sure that they got it got on their Instagrams. Like in his mind, I think he thinks it goes to their page right away. And so he's thinking they're going to see it. So he asked me if I thought they saw it and I was trying to keep, the mood was very great that moment. Everything was really awesome. And I was trying to keep it awesome
Starting point is 00:33:17 and I didn't want to bring it down by saying they wouldn't see. it. So I just said, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, Blake and Gwen, they saw it for sure. Watching it right now. If I tag them, they saw it. Yeah. And the truth is, probably, if I tag them, they didn't see it. So, you know, they don't follow me and I don't know how into their DMs on Instagram they are. So, yeah, they probably didn't see it. I made him think they saw it. Bad lie or white lie? Eddie? I think that Amy. Because they could have. They absolutely could have. That's the beauty of social media. There is a chance
Starting point is 00:33:50 that they saw it. Yeah. And I don't think Amy lied in this case, Bones. I think I'm cool. No, no, no. She definitely lied. No, I didn't. I said they saw it. Probably. Maybe. I just didn't, like, I just didn't voice the probably part really loud. I just said, well, I tagged them and went to their Instagram. They saw it. And really, Amy's right again about, you know, like if it's going to make him
Starting point is 00:34:12 happy to think that they saw it, dude, feed him all he wants. Lunchbox? Listen, Amy, Amy, you had a chance to teach your son a life lesson and you missed that opportunity. What was that? You could have told him, look, not everybody sees everything, but instead you lie to him so he thinks everybody sees anything he posts. And so now as he gets older, he's going to post things. And when they don't see it, he's going to have his heartbroken.
Starting point is 00:34:33 You could have saved him from that and just taught him a life lesson. That's a bad lie. He hasn't asked to post or tag anybody since. It's not like it's going to be his new thing, I don't think. But it was just in the moment. I was desperate for a good time. I think it's a white line. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Yeah. It's tough. Yeah. But honestly, you know that maybe there is a percentage that they could have seen it. I guess I could go to see if it was seen ever. Like, what do you always say, Buns? Like, you can't prove that they didn't see it. Yes, I can.
Starting point is 00:35:06 You can look and see if it's seen or not. Yeah, no, no, you can't. I think as long as this isn't a thing where you're always acting like, you're sending messages to people from him that he could never read. Yeah, no. I would never want to. Oh, dude, this one for the Rock. Oh, he saw it.
Starting point is 00:35:18 He'll see it. Anything you want to say to the Kardashians? The Babbon Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So the average parent's knowledge of science and math taps out at the sixth grade level. What's in sixth grade, though? Because I think that's probably where,
Starting point is 00:35:38 because as adults, we only remember the basic, basic. And we only learned it as kids to use it to pass a test for the most part. Right. So I wonder, what's sixth grade science? I don't know the details, but these parents, like 2,000 parents were given a test, and the average was around the sixth grade level, that was their results. I'm sure that's pre-algebra. Because algebra and after that, do you remember any of that?
Starting point is 00:36:05 No, but this is science, so they're talking about. Science and math. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, my daughter has already straight up told me how she would like to divide us up for help. We used to, my husband, I would both help with everything. And now she drew a line and she said, Mom, I think you do well when you help me with English and social studies type stuff. But I really prefer if dad helps me with math and science. I'm like, okay. Math was my weakest.
Starting point is 00:36:29 When I took the ACT, I did well on everything. I made it in the 30s on everything. And the max you can make it to 36 on the test. But on math, I made a 24. Oh, which was. And you're really good at math. I'm okay. My school, I didn't go to a school.
Starting point is 00:36:42 I didn't go to a school that is known for education. So, yeah, math was my lowest, too. So since Eddie's the only other parent with school-aged kids right here, Eddie, what does STEM stand for, S-T-E-M? Oh, is that the robotic? No, no, no, no. Science, technical, electronic, and math. Nearly four and ten parents could not correctly identify this. You're not alone.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics. That's what it stands for. And Bobby, I thought you would just like this story. A 14-year-old boy in Texas has graduated from college with his associate's degree. Pretty cool. And it runs in his family because his older sister who's 16 years old. She also went to college super early and is now the youngest student ever to be in law school at 16. So I don't know what their parents did, but they clearly probably go to math and science.
Starting point is 00:37:37 They know what STEM means. They know what STEM means. I mean, the 14-year-old that just got his associate's degree is now trying to decide if he's going to go get his master's or medical school doesn't quite know. But he is the CEO of his own gaming company. So that's why he thinks he might go the business route. It's pretty cool. I admire that. Yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 00:37:56 I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Sadie, the German Shepherd, was adopted by her owner. Brian a few months ago, which saved her, and she's already returned the favor by saving him.
Starting point is 00:38:15 The six-year-old dog is being called a hero for her actions when he had a medical emergency at their home. He collapsed after suffering a stroke and Sadie wouldn't leave his side. The animal refuge reports that she also dragged him across the room to his phone so he could call for help, and she continued to lick his face to keep him awake. If they don't make a movie out of this... That sounds like a good one. I mean, I don't know what the whole pre-story is going to be, but surely we can do some...
Starting point is 00:38:43 Hollywood. You can make it up. Hollywood this up, baby. The Animal Rescue says that Brian felt a special bond with Sadie, even though he was known to be especially nervous with men. She was, the dog. That dog dragged him across the room and licked his face. Unbelievable. That's legit.
Starting point is 00:38:56 My dog will, like, check my pockets for treats and nope. All right, on to the next. Come on, that's a great story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. We have 90 seconds to figure out Amy's morning. Corny. We call it the investigative corny. Amy, are you ready over there?
Starting point is 00:39:14 Ready. The morning corny. Why did the camouflage club get canceled? Why did the camouflage club get canceled go? They couldn't see the invitation. That was it. Yeah, I couldn't see it. They couldn't see it. They couldn't see it. Couldn't see it working.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Oh, couldn't see it coming. What was it again? Why did the camouflage club get canceled? The camouflage club, like it's an event, but you can't see it. It's a group of people. You can't see the people. They got there and they couldn't see anyone, so they left. I mean, this is our wheelhouse.
Starting point is 00:39:52 We should be able to get this. We just got to come up with the exact one. I mean, it's couldn't see it's something. Like we're in the ballpark. Why did the camouflage club get canceled? They couldn't see. They couldn't see each other? Couldn't see each other.
Starting point is 00:40:09 It looks You can't see anyone being there It looks like nobody's there It looks like no one showed up Yeah Yeah this is tough It's tougher than that thought Why did the camouflage club get canceled?
Starting point is 00:40:26 Why did the camouflage club get canceled? Nobody could see it It's got to be like you get there And there's nobody there But they're really there That has to be what it is That's a long answer It got canceled because nobody showed up
Starting point is 00:40:37 It looks like nobody's there Looks like nobody's there It looks like nobody's there. I think that's it. That's got to be it. What did you say, Mike? Ten seconds. Okay, why did the camouflage club get canceled?
Starting point is 00:40:48 Five seconds. It looked like nobody was there. Follow me, Mr. Bobby Bones. There you go. All right, here, ask it again. The morning corny. Why did the camouflage club get canceled? Why did the camouflage club get canceled?
Starting point is 00:41:05 Our answer is going to be... I just give you the answer. You already said your answer. No, we're going to officially. say it though. Okay. It looks like no one was there. So they all left. Come on. Come on. And that means it got canceled. Yeah, it got canceled.
Starting point is 00:41:20 It looks like no one. Our answer is, it looks like nobody came. Come on. Okay. And your answer is? It looked like nobody came. Yeah! Is that really? Yes. What is it? Did you change that? Did you alter that? I mean, it can't. Wait, what does it really say? She said that with hesitance. What is it said? No, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:41:37 They couldn't tell if anyone showed up. It's the same thing. So you won. What you think? Clear eyes, full arms. Yeah. What's like you got it. I think we got it.
Starting point is 00:41:47 You got it. It's like the cowboys win. All right, Eddie, go ahead. Clear eyes, full hearts. Can't lose. There you go. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University
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Starting point is 00:45:29 We're going to play the product slogans game. I'll give them a famous slogan for a product. all they have to do is tell me whose slogan it is. Oh, wow. Which one of them would you like to... Eddie. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Eddie. Oh, boy. You're up for her. Yes. All right, here we go. Write your answer down. You'll have five seconds after I read it. Nothing runs like a deer.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Nothing runs like a deer. All right, here we go. Amy. John Deer? Lunchbox. John Deer. Eddie. John Deer, bones.
Starting point is 00:46:03 That is correct. The next one. What can Brown do for you? What can Brown do for you? Amy. UPS. Lunchbox. UPS. Eddie? UPS, bones. Correct.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Number three, it keeps going and going and going and going. It keeps going and going and going. Amy. Energizer. Energizer. Energizer. Correct. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Come on. What product? The slogan is snap, crackle, pop. Snap, crackle, pop. Rice Krispies. Rice Krispry. You can't give it to them. Yeah, you can.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Eddie. Rice Krispies. Correct. All right, good. I get a little harder here. Is it in you? That's the slogan. Amy?
Starting point is 00:47:07 Under Armour. Lunchbox? Gatorade. Eddie? Wow, I did Gatorade. Shoot. It's Gatorade. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:47:13 Under Arm is a good guess, though, Amy. Yeah, it's something sporty. You're in good hands. Whose slogan is, you're in good hands. Amy? Olai. What is that? Oil of Ovali.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Hand washing stuff. Amy's pretty much eliminated from this game. Lunchbox? Allstate. Eddie? That's all state. Yeah, you're in good hands with all state. Have it your way.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Amy? Burger King. Burger King. Nice. Dang it. Double your pleasure, double your fun. Double your pleasure, double your fun. And...
Starting point is 00:48:02 She's excited about that one. Amy? Because Eddie sounds like he's struggling. Wrigley's. Gum. I need a more specific answer. Oh, double mint. Lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:48:14 Double mint. Eddie? Okay, double mint gum. Okay, good. All right. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's blank. Amy?
Starting point is 00:48:29 Chase? Mastercard. Dang it. Master card. Master card is correct. Okay, come on, bones. Come on. We've got nine.
Starting point is 00:48:39 We've done nine, and you two haven't missed one yet. Here's the last one before we go to sudden death. Oh, boy. Eddie misses. Eating good in the neighborhood. Like I should. Eating good in the neighborhood. Eating good in the neighborhood.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Where do you go to eat good? Oh, oh, oh. In. Yeah, me too. No. Amy. Ample. It's Applebee's.
Starting point is 00:49:05 I have Applebee's. Correct. Lunchbox, Eddie, have not missed one, will not go to sudden death. Wow! One, two, three, four, five. Stay focused, Eddie. Stay focused. I have ten. So I'm going to give them to you one by one.
Starting point is 00:49:17 Ready? Okay. So you'll have all ten of these. We'll go rapid fire. As soon as I say it, you got to get it. Okay. Up first. Lunchbox, ready?
Starting point is 00:49:23 Oh, so I, okay. The ultimate driving machine. Honda. Incorrect. It's BMW. Eddie, better ingredients, better pizza. Papa Johns. Correct. Lunchbox. America's
Starting point is 00:49:34 Diner is always open. Dinnies. Correct. Eddie, the snack that smiles back. Wheaties. Incorrect. We're now at a tie again. What is that one? What is it? Goldfish. Okay. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Lunchbox. Obey your thirst. Sprite. Correct. Eddie. Hot eats, cool treats. Hot eats, cool treats. Time. Incorrect. Nope. You got to answer it. Lunchbox. I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:50:09 Incorrect. It's Alka-Seltzer. What was hot, cold, whatever? Dairy Queen. Okay. Yeah. Eddie, you need this. Come on. Everyone's private driver. Uber. Correct. We're now at a tie. That's their slogan.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Yeah, I never heard that in my life. I didn't know they had a one. I didn't know Uber had a slogan. I'm going to give you one. You buzz in with it. Oh boy. Okay. Okay. Last question, someone will get it.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Here we go. Sudden death. Delightfully tacky yet unrefined. What's unrefined? I will give you hints on this one. Okay. Delightfully tacky yet unrefined. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:54 Hint number one, you eat here. I don't even know what unrefined means. Not either. Hint number two. Can you tell us what unrefined means? Yeah, because I don't know what that means. I'm so competing.
Starting point is 00:51:10 I'm thinking it's maybe not a fancy place. Okay, good. Not a fancy place. Okay, what's the slogan again? Delightfully tacky yet unrefined. It's a tacky place. Oh, Eddie. Eddie.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Eddie. Hooters. Correct. Give me. Yeah! Yeah! Wow! I can't believe I got that.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Wow. It's a little tacky, you know, unrefined. I got it. Oh, there you go. Well, well, well, Shonda, you just won yourself 100 bucks. How you feel about that? That is so awesome. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:51:43 Where you live, by the way? Charlotte, North Carolina. Love it there. We're going to send you this card. Thank you for listening, and hopefully we'll talk to you soon, okay? Thank you. You're welcome. There she has Eddie Nice win.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Thank you, man. Take us a while to get there. Randy in Minnesota. You're on. I just had a question. I needed some advice. A couple weeks ago, we went out to go visit my mother-in-law and father-in-law, and I was on the main house and everybody else was in the shop.
Starting point is 00:52:10 And my mother-in-law asked my husband if it was okay if he brought our daughter to Disney World. Didn't ask me collectively with him, just asked him. He said, yes, that was fine. And then our daughter found out before I was even notified of anything. She come running the house, excited. I'm going to go to Disney World. I was upset because I have two children and only one was invited. One is seven and one is three.
Starting point is 00:52:42 And it's also right before my oldest daughter's birthday. So I felt kind of like there was some favoritism going on. And I just wanted to see if I was overreacting or how you would handle it. As a mom, I would kind of think that I would take them first to Disney World. You know, it was like a fun family vacation. The mother-in-law says, I want to take one kid, not both, and asks her husband, not her. How do you feel about this, Amy? And pretty much asked the child before the mom even knows.
Starting point is 00:53:11 Okay, there's two parts that are hard. One is then you have a child that doesn't get to go. And also you're saying that you wanted to take them for the first time. So I think you need to express that to the mother-in-law. It's already done. It's happening. I don't know if there's a way that you can join in on the trip and take the three-year-old or whoever it is that didn't get invited.
Starting point is 00:53:31 And you all go together. That way problem solved. And honestly, I mean, If that doesn't work, I've gone. And while it is fun, I would love it if my grandparent, or my kids' grandparents were like, we're going to take the kids to Disney. You don't even have to go.
Starting point is 00:53:46 One kid, though, only. One kid. Yeah, oh, that part would be hard. I'd be like, no, no, you're taking the other. You're taking both or you're taking none. Oh, well, that's what you're saying right now? Yeah, yeah, they need to take both. And if there's a reason why they're not taking the other,
Starting point is 00:54:01 what is it? And then you should be fine with it. Like, I know it's going to be fun, but also you could get a break. and you don't have to go wait in lines and walk around all day and do all that. So Amy says take both or take none, that she needs to draw that line. Yeah, if it's going to cause issues in your home, if the other kid doesn't care, then I guess it's fine. But if it's going to cause an issue, then I would say we need to figure out a way to take both.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Eddie? Man, I don't even care about the Disney trip. Here's the problem. When are grandparents and in-law is going to understand that there are two people in a marriage? You have to treat them as one. You can't just go to your son or your daughter or whatever and not. consult with the other one. This is a big, dude, it happens to me all the time. It's a big problem. And in-laws and grandparents don't ever understand that. I don't get it.
Starting point is 00:54:45 Mine do. They're nice. I guess they figure it out. So what is your answer, though, here? My answer is she needs to talk to the in-laws and be like, hey, guys, they're not going, period. And this is why. They're not going. They're not going. And this is why. The next time you want to do something with our grandchildren, you have to talk to both of us. So you're punishing the kid that got invited to Disney because the grandma messed up? Well, no, whatever the culture in that family needs to change. What stinks is she told the kid before and the kid already knows. And so now the mom, who we have here at Brandy's going to be the villain if she does say no,
Starting point is 00:55:17 which is why I think she has to say yes, but you have that same talk. Like, yep, let's have it. Here you go. You want to take her, fine. Does a three-year-old want to go? Does three-year-old even know what Disney is? No. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Yes. Absolutely. Yes. They know. And they want to go. And that's what kind of upset me the most when I talk to my husband. about it, I said, you know, how can you go ahead and tell her daughter before me? And then he said, well, what kind of mom wouldn't want their kid to go to Disneyland? I said, well, I would want both
Starting point is 00:55:44 of them to go together. You can't pick and choose. It has to be both or none, in my opinion. Are all of the grandkids her, like biologically hers? Yes. Oh, that's weird. So this is what we're going to end up as a group. This is how we're going to end up, because we hear what you're saying too. You have to have that conversation, but then you say, hey, I'd let her go, but you have to let the other kid go too. Or they just can't go. It's not fair to the... Right.
Starting point is 00:56:08 And I think she'll probably take both. That sounds fair. And then you tell the one that did get invited, hey, you're still going to get to go to Disney one day. We're just going to postpone it until we can all go together. I'm so sorry, Grandma did that to you. Good one, Amy. No, throw it on the Grandma.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Oh, you mean if they did not able to go. I'm saying, I'm so sorry, grandma asked you before we were ready, but we need the whole family to go together because it's going to be fun. So we're going to have to wait a little while. And give her a little coupon that says redeemable. For Disney at some point. Okay, so this is what we're saying, Brandy. You need to talk to your husband and your mother-in-law,
Starting point is 00:56:40 and you need to tell your grandmother that, yes, thank you. That's so sweet. You got to be positive about how you bring it up to. And you need to tell her, I need to do better about communicating with you my needs. And then put that back over to her and say, and on the other side of that, I need you to talk to me about what you're going to do. Update us on however this turns out, okay? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:58 I will. Okay. Bye, Brandi. Thank you. Bye-bye. I would also encourage branding her husband to maybe seek out some counseling. Maybe he's really affected by this conversation. Because his response to her wasn't like, oh man, I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:57:17 I should have, I should have. He was like, well, your problem is. Who responds like that though the first time? You should have. I'm so controlling. I'm always like, but then I go, you're stupid. I go, you know what? I'm wrong.
Starting point is 00:57:27 I'm wrong. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be. be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead
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Starting point is 01:00:56 It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. This is crazy. So 13-year-old Caden is watching TikTok, and this kid is going live, riding a four-wheeler. He's doing some tricks here and there. Next thing you know, in the live video, the screen goes blank.
Starting point is 01:01:12 It looks like he wrecked or something. And so Caden's still watching 800 miles away and going, uh, what's happening? What's going on? And he hears a voice, which is the kid that was on the four-wheeler saying, uh, call this. number one, one. And he starts saying a phone number. So then Caden gets
Starting point is 01:01:28 his phone, calls the number that he hears, and it ends up being the kid on the four wheeler's grandmother. So he calls and says, I think your grandson is trapped. You need to call the police and go help him. Sure enough, police went and he was okay, thanks to Caden watching on
Starting point is 01:01:44 TikTok. I would think it was a prank. And then you call, it's like, hey, buy my album, Mom 12. But it's worth that risk if it's just a prank. Wow, good for that kid. That's crazy story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. On the Bobby Bones show now.
Starting point is 01:02:01 Edwin McCain. I'm a big fan. I tell you guys, when I was in college, I saved up all my money, and I went across, and O.B.U. was the school where the rich kids went, and Edwin was playing the rich kids school. And I was like, I love Edwin McCain, saved up my tickets. I got in the very back in the theater, and I watched them play for an hour and a half, him and a horn player. And it was really, I remember so much about it, Edwin, so I'm super glad you're here. and I don't have to pay for this show. I feel like maybe we jipped you for only showing up with guitar and saxophone.
Starting point is 01:02:32 But, you know, we played in any iteration back then. We could show up and play however. So, yeah. I was looking at your TikTok here, and that's actually what brought you here. It's so bizarre. This whole thing, how I got here. Anybody tells you that they have a plan in the music business. They're just lying.
Starting point is 01:02:53 It's just all accidental. It's a complete accident. My entire life is a giant accident. I was obviously a big fan growing up, and then I'm flipping TikTok, and I see you singing with people doing, I'll be your... And I'm like, holy crap. He's played. Let's get him on the show.
Starting point is 01:03:09 And so we call you and you're like, yeah, I'll be right over. And here you drove over. I'm so, I'm just shocked. I was like, people are like, why are you going on there? I was like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know I'm going to play a couple clips real quick in case you've been living in Iraq.
Starting point is 01:03:24 under a rock here's I'll be and here is I could not ask for more and I could not ask for more I could not ask for more yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:03:42 it goes hard it is a little aggressive yeah you know what I mean like you know that's that's begging to have a parody video you know somebody throwing a bouquet
Starting point is 01:03:51 of roses at their girlfriend is it true and you can true or false me on this that you got your record deal because Darius and the hooty guys were like, you got to sign this guy? Pretty much. Yeah. No, I was with them when they got signed to Atlantic and they basically said, yeah, we're bringing him with us.
Starting point is 01:04:09 And they were like, yeah, whatever, we'll take him too. And, you know, they, and it was, yeah, it's a miracle. I spend my life trying to repay those guys for what they did for me. And I say this all the time, like, if you haven't read Malcolm Gladwell's book, Outliers, everyone, especially if you're in your 20s and you're trying to figure out what you're going to do with your life, read that book because the importance of timing can't be overstated. Like, I worked really hard. I'll never deny that. But when I was, was as important as anything I did. The timing was perfect. Everybody was tired of grunge. They just got, they were so tired of staring into their lint-filled belly buttons. Then Hootie and the Blowfish came along, and we were like, we have friends again.
Starting point is 01:05:00 And yay, and whoever that guy is, yeah, we like him too. And that was it. You know, we were just really, really right place, right time. Edwin McCain is here. He's going to play in a second. Well, actually, I'd like to do this. The TikTok that I saw him, that brought him back into my life, was him duetting with someone. Because he would play the first part of I'll be, and they would sing the second.
Starting point is 01:05:21 And I thought I was going to jump in and do it to do one, too, but it just hurt. You should do it. But Amy is over here. I think we can try this. I'll be Edward and Amy. Oh, boy. I'll be captivated. Hang from your lips.
Starting point is 01:05:38 Stead up on the gallows. Heartache that hang from above. I'll be your crying shoulder. I'll be love suicide. And I'll be better when I'm older. I'll be the greatest fan of your life. Yes, you will. Yeah, it's pretty good.
Starting point is 01:06:12 It's good. Hey, what does that mean? Love Suicide, by the way. Like, help me. I've been singing it for 20 years. I don't know what it means. You know, I was pretty good at screwing up relationships in my early 20s. and that was sort of the explanation for it.
Starting point is 01:06:29 You know, I would, I didn't do very well. So I was the end of them. So that was how the line came out. And it's funny because the record company and every producer I ever worked with tried to get me to remove that line. And I was just, like I said, I have the oppositional defiance disorder. And I never, you know, it just dug my heels in and refused. to change the lyric.
Starting point is 01:06:56 And that actually ended up working in my favor because when Hillary Duff re-released the song on a soundtrack, they edited out that lyric. And I was like, you can't do that? And I called my lawyers. I was like, they can't do that, can they? They were like, no, they can't. And I was like, okay.
Starting point is 01:07:13 So that's how I have my bus now. Thanks, Hillary. We've thought about changing the name to the bus to Hillary's Duff. but then Edwin McCain is here How about this? Let's do a verse and chorus
Starting point is 01:07:30 of I'll be because I'm going to ask you do something else too so we don't verse and chorus let's all close our eyes and picture ourselves The strands in your eyes
Starting point is 01:07:40 that color them wonderful stop me steal my breath embrils from mountains thrust towards the sky Never Feeling their death And take people
Starting point is 01:08:02 Along together Dress it up With the trappings of love I'll be captivated Hang from your lips Stead up on the gallows Of heartache That hang from above
Starting point is 01:08:21 Of suicide Come on The greatest fan of yours. The horn, come on. The estrogen bazooka, as we like to call it. Let me ask you to this. Sax players, man. You ever see a saxflayer with a personality? No.
Starting point is 01:09:07 They don't need it. Well, I'd like to hear, if I can keep requesting songs, this is my favorite part of my job. I was when I have people come in that I really like and I can go, hey, do this. If you don't mind, I could not ask for more, which may have been my jam even more than I'll be. And then Sarah Evans did a great job.
Starting point is 01:09:24 on this song too. This is a little big thing. I'm lying near with you smiling just to see the smile upon your face. These are the moments and I thank God that I'm alive. These are the moments
Starting point is 01:09:52 and I remember of my life. I've got all I've waited for and I could not ask for more. Here comes the aggressive part. This time to give. Good night. It's the one. That's awesome.
Starting point is 01:10:52 Love to having you here. I think you guys would all say the same thing, right? Yes. Of course. This is awesome. Great interview. Great performance. And when you're 80 and you have to take it down a couple,
Starting point is 01:10:59 and you want to come and sing it again. I'm going to be like Mali crew and just play to tracks. Just sing to tracks. You can do that. They do that? Well, pop stars do. There's a track playing, and they sing over and under it and everything else. Like the last, I went to, I'm a huge crew fan.
Starting point is 01:11:16 and I went to the, you know, they had more fire and tracks underneath. I was like, oh, okay, this is what you do. Yeah, and nobody faults them for it. Go for it. People were there for the experience. Absolutely. All right. There he is.
Starting point is 01:11:27 Edwin-McCain. Nice job. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. they shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven. education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private Christian affordable nonprofit.
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Starting point is 01:15:13 But this young kid in Arizona Took his parents' truck And smashed it into the neighbor's house That happened in my neighborhood Six years old Oh no not that young Oh How old in your neighborhood?
Starting point is 01:15:23 He was a teenager I heard he was like 12 or 13 Okay 12 or 13 You can probably drive a little bit Yeah you can at least reach the pedal At six Not the case Went for a joy ride Tuesday morning in Glendale
Starting point is 01:15:34 Taking the keys While his dad was getting dressed He's six First grade Police say the father ran outside After hearing the engine rev Nobody's hurt That's just funny
Starting point is 01:15:47 A six-year-old But the truck was already in the corner Of a home down the street By the time he got to it Somebody inside the home escaped The boy's joyride Also resulted in smash power boxes Broken water pipes
Starting point is 01:16:02 Rupured gas line So this leads me to another Scuba Steve unbelievable story About kids driving So, scuba, I'll let you take it away from here, but you used to drive as a kid. Yeah, between 9 and 11 years old. And why were you driving at 9 and 11 years old? My father wasn't the best dad.
Starting point is 01:16:21 He tried his best, but he wasn't. He would be, what I saw was adult sprites. I found out years later, they were Zimas, and he drank them in the car while we were driving. So he trained me to drive so that way he could drink, and then I would drive. So if you were 10 years old, driving the car by yourself, and he was at, where? Where was he? He was in the passenger seat or in the back, having fun with my brother and sister. And what kind of roads would you be on?
Starting point is 01:16:46 We'd be on freeways, like I-4, if you live in Florida. You know where that's at. That's from Tampa, Orlando. I-4 up and down the A-1A on the beach coast, neighborhood streets. It started with first with me, him training me by he would drive and he would do the gas and the pedal, do the wheel. How old were you then? That was at 9. Okay.
Starting point is 01:17:02 And then I progressed when I was about 10 to then actually getting in the driver's seat and driving while he was in the passenger seat. my brother would be hanging out the sunroof having a good old time. But it was better that I was driving at 10 than him driving because he was inebriated. And then at 11, you were just the guy. I was the guy. Yeah, I was taking him everywhere to go pick up more Zimas, adult sprites, going to pick up groceries, driving around. I can go by myself at that point. Never got caught, believe it.
Starting point is 01:17:25 I don't know how I never got caught, which is a blessing in disguise. But that's my life. Did your, I don't know, where was your mom? Did she know your dad did this? Well, this is when they were going through a divorce. So this is probably her first time knowing if she, here's this. Oh, wow, you never told her? Never told her, yeah. Because for me at the time, it was kind of cool. Like, I'm driving a car. I'm driving this little cool little Volvo at age
Starting point is 01:17:46 11. You know, it's not something that you would want to be taken away from you, but it was during visitation time. And then after 11, he paced out and never saw him again. But during that time period, yeah, I was driving the car. Still to this day, you haven't seen him? I haven't seen. No, now he's passed. He passed last year. It's okay. It's fine. Yeah. So here's the two sides of this, right? First of all, it's extremely sad. Because you had an alcoholic parent who didn't care. I can relate. Same thing, right?
Starting point is 01:18:11 Yep. However, if I'm driving down the freaking road and I see an 11-year-old driving the car beside me, I'm going to lose my crap. I can't imagine that were you an extra tall 11-year-old? That was pretty tall. I was wearing like a size 12 shoe. I was maybe close to 5, 7, 5.8. So I could look like I was 16 or 15 learning from my father. You were 11 driving down the freeway.
Starting point is 01:18:35 11 years old driving down I-4. Did you get comfortable where you just? play with the radio too while you're driving? Yeah, I got to a point where I was pretty confident. For me, it was actually fun. Looking back on it, I would never let my kids drive the car at 11, but at the moment, I was having a good old time. Isn't this an unbelievable story?
Starting point is 01:18:49 Unbelievable. It's another scuba, Steve, unbelievable story. Dang, that sucks and is hilarious. Mostly it sucks, but a little bit hilarious, just thinking I'm an 11-year-old kid driving. And then nobody got hurt. Yeah, nobody got hurt. We were totally fine. What do you think about that, Eddie?
Starting point is 01:19:01 The first thing I thought, though, was dad drank Zimas? I didn't know anyone that drank Zimas. Back then. There's always these different elements. We're always blown away by one different part. But that was what? What decade? That was the early 90s.
Starting point is 01:19:13 And he said it's in a paper bag. It's okay. No one knows. We're okay. Zetas. They were very in the 90s. You put a jolly rancher in them? I would see people do that.
Starting point is 01:19:21 Yeah. I didn't know what that meant, but people always put jolly ranchers in them. All right, Scoo, Steve. Thank you for your unbelievable story. You're welcome. Dang. Susan, how are you?
Starting point is 01:19:31 Good. How are you? Really good. Thank you for calling. We're going to play a little game here. We're going to play the 90s TV. theme game. Now Susan, you can pick your player. It's like the horse races. I used to
Starting point is 01:19:42 go to Oakland as a kid, Oakland racetrack. We'd sneak in, make $2 bucks all day. You'd have to have an adult bet for you. Because you had to be 18 to make a bet. You'd pick a horse. They win, you win money. Your horses are Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie, which one would you like to ride at the finish line? Okay. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:20:01 Fan favorite over there. So, Fran Dresher, the nanny, turns 63 today. She was annoying. You'd probably know our best from the 90s sitcom The Nanny. Here is the Nanny's theme song. She was walking in a bridal shop and flashing queens till her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Would you know this, Amy? Yes. Okay. I think pound for pound, this is one of the greatest TV theme songs of all time. Oh yeah? It tells you the whole story. You can never have seen an episode, listen to a theme song. Boom.
Starting point is 01:20:28 End of theme song. You're ready to go on to the episode. Okay. Okay. I'm going to play you a 90s TV theme song. Write down your answer. What TV show is it? Number one.
Starting point is 01:20:37 The show debuted in 1990. All right, guys. Amy, what do you have? Law and Order. Lunchbox. NYPD Blue. Eddie. Law and order. The answer is, law and order.
Starting point is 01:20:59 One point. Next up, this show debuted in 1993. The unsuspectant stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right. Because the eyes of a manger are upon you. He's going to see. Dexas look behind you. Okay. Amy?
Starting point is 01:21:32 Walker, Texas Ranger. Lunchbox? Chuck Norris. It is Chuck Norris. I just couldn't think of the dang name. Eddie? That's Chuck, that's, I put Lone Ranger. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:21:42 Gosh, I'm struggling. Number three. This show debuted in 1994. All right? Amy. CSI? CSI. Wow, incorrect.
Starting point is 01:22:10 Lunchbox, you can gain a little ground here. I'm going to get on the board. It's ER. It is ER. Oh. Eddie? Survivor. Why did I never watch that? Good show. Should I go back?
Starting point is 01:22:20 You should go back. So good. Can you imagine that? It is like 52 seasons long. Is this still on? All right. Name this one. Name this 90s TV show. 1995.
Starting point is 01:22:30 Back where it comes from. It's such a crude chick with the crimson lips go. Cleveland rocks. Living in sin. Where the safety has gone. All right, guys. What is your answer, Amy? Drew Carey?
Starting point is 01:22:54 Correct. Woo! Lunchbox. Drew Carey Show. Eddie? The Drew Carey Show. Nice. Ohio.
Starting point is 01:23:03 Do you know who the band is that sings that song? The President of the United States. Oh, is it? Name this one. 1991. Amy? Rugrats. Rugrats is incorrect.
Starting point is 01:23:35 What? Lunchbox. Amy, look at me. What do I look like? Doug funny. It's Doug funny. Doug. A little dog barking here.
Starting point is 01:23:46 Oh, no. I had rug rats at first. Eddie? Rugrats. Okay. We have two left. Amy and lunchbox are now tied. Oh, I'm back.
Starting point is 01:23:56 All right, here we go. Name this one 1999. Gosh, I see it. You know what, Amy? Yep. Yeah, she wrote it down immediately. Eddie, what do you have? I have West Wing.
Starting point is 01:24:24 Lunchbox, what do you have? Sex in the city. Amy? West Wing. It is West Wing. Wow. Lucky guess. Never seen it.
Starting point is 01:24:32 Sex on the city. one left. I knew it wasn't sex in the city, but I didn't have anything. Amy 4. Lunchbox and Eddie both have three. Oh, man. Amy, you need to miss this for them to have a shot at it. Come on, Amy. Give a hard one. This next one. Next one. Amy does not know, so you guys have a shot here.
Starting point is 01:25:10 All right. Anything, guys. Okay, here we go. Amy, I'm going to go to you first. What do you have? Weird science. Lunchbox? Agent Mulder. Eddie. 90210. Eddie, you're wrong. I'm wrong.
Starting point is 01:25:28 I know it's not the name of the show. I just don't know the name of the show, but... You're thinking of X-Files. That's it. But that's not that. And Amy, no, this is Boy Meets World. But that's all right. Amy is still the winner.
Starting point is 01:25:41 Player of Music. She's the winner. There she is. And not only is Amy the winner, but Susan is the winner of Pennsylvania. Susan, where do you live in Pennsylvania? I live in Sealand's Grove, Pennsylvania, but we just moved here from Gallatin, Tennessee. We miss Tennessee and miss you guys. and we listen every day just to feel like we're back home close to Nashville.
Starting point is 01:26:05 Thank you. Are you listening on the IHeart Radio app or are you listening to us in Pittsburgh or what? Well, in the mornings we listen on Bill 95. Okay, so that's where they play the Little League World Series. Yeah, Williamsport. And Williamsport. That's right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:20 Love Bill 95. Yeah. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes with us from Brussels, Belgium. A 24-year-old man was thinking, man, how can I break my wife out of prison? He was like, I know, I'll rent a helicopter. They have helicopter tours, so he booked a tour.
Starting point is 01:26:39 That's crazy. Gets on the helicopter and they're up in the air. He pulls out of guns and says, hey, fly to the prison and get my wife out. Only problem is he didn't think about motion sickness. He started puking out of the helicopter. So the helicopter lands back at where they booked the tours from. The guy flees. The only problem is he booked it in his real name.
Starting point is 01:27:01 Oh. All of that was wrong. All of it. Wow. Okay. I mean, you've got to give him a little. No, none. None.
Starting point is 01:27:10 He didn't even continue on with the hijacking through his motion sickness. To think to book a tour and then. Pretty smart. You think, Amy? No, in the beginning. No. Not smart. All right.
Starting point is 01:27:21 I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. What's going on with you today? I pick the kids up. We got soccer practice. so find something to occupy my son for the hour that we have to wait while Stasher plays, but that's pretty much it. What about you?
Starting point is 01:27:35 We're shooting a video. I made a deal with Caitlin. We did something to our kitchen. I was like, if we do this, you have to shoot one cooking video because she loves to cook, but she has no interest in being the person on Instagram doing videos. But you're making her. Yes.
Starting point is 01:27:47 We made a deal, and she lost the deal, so we're shooting a video today. She is. I'm going to stay out of it, I think. Yeah, relatively busy day. Relatively busy day. Thank you. See tomorrow. Bye, everybody.
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