The Bobby Bones Show - TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD (TUES): Bobby Received An Unexpected Gift + Lunchbox FINALLY Going To The Doctor!

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

Bobby shared a nice gesture a friend did for him meanwhile Amy has suspicions over it. Amy was able to solve her own car issue on her road trip. Lunchbox is excited because he is finally going to his ...Titans’ doctor appointment today. Eddie has good news from his dentist appointment he was nervous about. We have good news for Raymundo that is bad news for Eddie and Lunchbox.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:24 It's time for the good news. Tell me something good. I had a friend call me yesterday and go, hey, I'm going to bring some food over. And I was like, for what? I wanted to do a potluck or anything. He's like, no, I just wanted to wait to kind of calm down, but I'll bring some food. And if you need to, I'll just drop it off the door.
Starting point is 00:02:42 But it's going to be hot, so be sure to get it. And so I was like, oh, great. So he brought it for the baby. And so he brought a bunch of steak and sweet potatoes. And he was just going to drop it off. I was just getting home. And I saw him. And I was like, he came inside for like five minutes.
Starting point is 00:02:56 Love the fact that he knew and I knew. We both knew that neither one of us really wanted to spend a lot of time there. And I really liked this person. But I had baby to take care of. He probably had somewhere to be. but I thought it was super nice. Like a guy guy all in his own? Does he have a woman in his life?
Starting point is 00:03:11 Why? There's a guy I really wouldn't think of that. He cooked it himself. That's interesting. Okay, see? This is where I'm getting. Like, this is pretty cool. He's a single dude?
Starting point is 00:03:19 No, it's Kevin Kluge, who I trained with for a long time? Hey, hold on. He just had a baby. He did. I know his third. And so when they had the baby... How does he have time? Well, and this is what he said to when they had the baby.
Starting point is 00:03:31 My new thing is, if somebody has a baby, I sent him an Uberi, or a DoorDash gift card. Right. Because whichever they use, I send it to them and go, get food on your own time because I know times are weird. So I send it to him as soon as they had the baby.
Starting point is 00:03:45 And then the next day he was like, we didn't do anything for you guys. I promise it's not because you sent that, but we're going to cook you dinner. And he also knows what I like to eat and what Caitlin eats because she has to eat super clean because of her autoimmune disease.
Starting point is 00:03:57 And so he made a bunch of steak, chopped and sweet potatoes and just dropped it off. That's awesome. And he's like, hey, I'm going to be a little later. I'm not down with sweet potatoes yet. So he was cooking the sweet potatoes himself. No, that's cool. So what were you thinking?
Starting point is 00:04:11 I was thinking. Sexism what? No, I didn't. Lunchbox is the one interjected and said there's no way he's thinking of it if he doesn't have a woman in his life. And that wasn't where I was going. I was just curious because I was going to give him props if he also didn't have a woman in his life. And he did that anyways. He has a woman.
Starting point is 00:04:29 But she's focused probably on the three kids now and the new baby. Like he has a woman and babies. He got a woman. Hey, oh, time. He knows what it's like, similar to you. Like, you didn't really realize what it was like until you got a woman and a baby.
Starting point is 00:04:43 I'd also like to say the fact that he was going to drop it off on the porch, A plus. Yeah. And then when he came in, five minutes. Did you enjoy the five minutes of community time? Yes, because I knew there was a limit on the five minutes. We had discussed that as he was walking inside. You were like, I'm setting a timer.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Trust me. We have spent many hours together, hundreds of hours together. And so he was getting there and he goes, I won't be long. I was like, I got five minutes. And he was like, great. So I go back and luckily, Billy was eating in the bedroom. And so I went and I grabbed her. I was like, look at the baby.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Took her back. And he was like, dang, that's a lot of hair. And then we talked for a second about his. And then it was like, all right, good to see you. And away you went. Perfect. A plus couldn't have happened better. So that is mine.
Starting point is 00:05:35 What do you have? Well, so I had my little road trip yesterday, and I got this tire notification that popped up as I'm driving. And I'm thinking, what? I just got four new tires. Luckily, I took a screenshot, and then I Googled it. And it was like just this one thing I had to switch, and the notification went away. Everything was fine. Is the thing you switch turn off?
Starting point is 00:05:58 Just turn off all notifications? No. Because you can turn them off even if you don't fix it. No, I just had to go through and, like, adjust it. It said something about, I don't know, I have a photo, but I also sent it to the guy that did my tires. And then, but after I sent it to him, I was like, oh, I'm just going to Google it because that's probably annoying. People probably text you tire stuff all the time. But I was just thankful that nothing was wrong.
Starting point is 00:06:19 And the road trip, like nothing shady happened. I was trying to both hands on the wheel the whole time. I kept having these visions of accidents happening. Just, I was like, is this preparing me for something? and then no accidents happen. Tell me something good. All I think about is final destination. Do you ever think, like, what if that car in front of me, like, swerves or a tire flies off?
Starting point is 00:06:46 Or, like, I kept having visions or this car runs into that car. Like, what's going to be my move? Amy, have you heard my thoughts on the two yellow lines in the middle of the road? Yeah. Any car at any time, halfway distracted, could swerve over and kill all of us. and the only thing that's keeping it from doing that are two painted yellow lines that don't stop anything.
Starting point is 00:07:09 So yeah, I've had that. Yeah, okay. So it wasn't like, I know. If there's four lanes, like two going one, two going on the other with the yellow lines in the middle, I'm in the far right lane. I don't ride the middle. What do you do on the highway?
Starting point is 00:07:22 It doesn't matter. I know there's not oncoming traffic. Yeah, no oncoming traffic. I don't care. You know what can stop cars, those barriers in the middle. Yes. But I didn't know if you have.
Starting point is 00:07:31 at a preferred lane because you do drive slower. You drive slow, which... All you guys can like kiss me. No, no, no, relatively slow compared to everyone else. So I didn't know, like, I think you're supposed to stay in the... Right lane. Right lane. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:42 The slow lane. We prefer you on the right lane. Yeah. I don't always drive slow, but if I don't have somewhere to go and I don't need to hastily arrive, I will drive the speed limit. When is the last time you ever hastily arrived anywhere? And I'm not, I'm not being... This is actually a compliment.
Starting point is 00:07:58 There are times probably when something happens in traffic. I've been really good about leaving earlier with the baby if we leave to go somewhere. Like you leave with enough time to probably get a flat tire. Most of the time I do. But there are times where I do because if there's traffic or if there's an accident that does slow me a bit. I'm human. Watch me. I want to make myself bleed to watch.
Starting point is 00:08:25 No, no, no. No, no, don't do that. Oh, I was going to, we believe you, man. I was going to stab myself with a pen so you guys believed it. Yeah, again, I'm not traditionally known for being late, but stuff happens. But on the highway, I usually drive in the right lane unless I get a pass, but you're supposed to do that. You know, it's not slower traffic. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:43 No, you ride in that lane until you need to pass. That's it. Right. And then you pass and you get back in the right lane. Right. No, I don't ever ride in the right lane, ever. Ever. So you're always going really fast.
Starting point is 00:08:54 I mean, I might be in there for a minute if I'm trying to get over. But if I'm in the right lane, I'm trying to get to the middle or the. Do you ever look in your rearview and see like 80 cars behind you really upset? I know, I'm like, oh, I better move. Why would you say I don't ever drive on the right lane? Unless you're passing cars, you should always be in the right lane. That's true. That's the rule, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Okay, Eddie and I have similar routes to work, the similar route to work, and it's on the highway for quite a bit. Do you see me? Sometimes I do. But like, would you, like, you get in the right lane when you're on your way to work? No, I'm always on the left line. See, same. If you're passing cars, great. It's just there's never anyone in the left lane, so it's perfect.
Starting point is 00:09:33 It's like, it's all yours. It's also carpool lane. No. Uh-huh. Isn't it? It is here, yeah. If you're not carpooling, though. I know, but you just take your chances.
Starting point is 00:09:45 But, okay. She has one of those blow-up dolls in the passenger scene. Yeah, I just, wow, I didn't, I'm enough to give that a try. What? The right lane? No, the right lane is where you're supposed to drive unless you're passing, and then you get over back in the right lane. What about the middle lane?
Starting point is 00:10:01 What are you talking about? We're talking about two lanes on each side. Oh, she's talking about the highway. The highway has three. She's talking about the highway. Okay, but on the highway, unless you're taking a left exit, you should always be in the right lane unless you're passing. I never do that.
Starting point is 00:10:14 I feel like it would take me forever to get to work. Also, six miles down the road, I got to exit left. Six miles? Yeah, I want to be in the left. So when it's time for me to exit, I'm not like, excuse me, excuse me. I want to make myself bleed just because of the segment. It's not even that I want to show you I'm human. Okay, lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Man, today's a big day for me. You guys, I mean, Amy surprised me with Dr. Kay coming in here, the Titans doctor, looking at my midsection. And today at 2 o'clock, I have an appointment. I will be going to his office and laying down on the table. And hopefully he will be fixing me. Well, I wouldn't put that expectation. I'm just hoping.
Starting point is 00:10:52 He said hopefully. That you go in and get fixed, though, today. Even the hopefully. I would hope you go in. He can address it. and it is a slow process to being fixed. That's what I mean also is like he's going to be able to say these are the steps. Let's start doing it.
Starting point is 00:11:07 What? Do you miss your pregnant women? Let me tell you, I had to break up with my physical therapist. Oh, that's awkward. And it was weird. Did he advise that? Yeah. He was like, yeah, I would hold off on physical therapy for now.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Maybe I'll send you back. But let's wait. So I called her. And I was like, hey, you know, I'm not going to me to make it in a day. I need to cancel my future appointments because I went to a new doctor and she's like, so how long are you going to be out? I was like, no, no, like this is it.
Starting point is 00:11:37 It's not you, it's me. And she was like, oh. So like maybe a couple weeks you'll come back. I was like, maybe a couple months. I'm not sure. She goes, oh, so we had to close like your case file. Okay, she was getting all sad talking like that. Oh.
Starting point is 00:11:53 No, she was. She was. And then like only a couple weeks, right? No, no. I'll see you again? You're right? She sounds devastated. No, she was.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Sorry, man. It was a weird, awkward conversation. And I think maybe she was a little sad that I didn't do it in person. Like, I didn't come say goodbye or whatever. I just called. But at that point, it's like, do I really need to drive over there and tell her? So I did it over the phone. So no more pelvic floor class?
Starting point is 00:12:21 No more pelvic floor class. With all the pregnant women? Yeah, so all the pregnant women, I just disappeared. They're probably like, what happened to that guy? And he just pass away? Because that's medical and you go in and you're probably using your insurance, I don't know. But do you, are you Daniel there? Nope.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Is that who she misses, Daniel? Yeah. That's a good question. That makes sense. She really likes Daniel because he's so likable. He's a nice guy. Nope. Nope.
Starting point is 00:12:44 No. So you go there as lunchbox? That says lunchbox in your medical card? Yep. Does it say lunch space, last name box or lunchbox? Lunchbox. And then what's the last name? That's it.
Starting point is 00:12:56 There is no last name. It sounds like Scher. It's like Mcloven. Okay, Bono. Got it, got it, got it, got it. All right. Eddie, tell me something good. Yeah, dude, you were right. So I went to the dentist yesterday to get my crown.
Starting point is 00:13:05 I had a temporary, Amy. It was like, I got a root canal, but they put a temporary crown on there. And I had to go back to get my permanent one. And, dude, you're right. It was 20 minutes tops. Nothing, yeah. Like, they didn't have to, the mold that came in was exactly perfect. Like, it fit great.
Starting point is 00:13:22 They sealed it, which I don't understand the ceiling thing. Like, because the temporary, beep. And the temporary one, they just grabbed it and pulled it off, like, that was it. Like, oh, yeah, it was barely just, it doesn't really, it just kind of snaps on. That's it. But the permanent one is like a seal with a little light on it, and then it's supposed to stay on there forever. And it does. He was nervous yesterday during the segment because he was going in to have that final from his root canal.
Starting point is 00:13:48 And he said, I've got to go in again today. And I was like, oh, it's much easier. They've already ripped the root out. Now they just put the temporary on. So it'll be quick. The permanent one on. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:56 But also too, like, I thought they were going to numb it, which they didn't have to numb it. It's very easy. The seal is weird. They treat it. I think that's what they say. They take that thing and go, it's like some liquid they put on it and then a blue light that's supposed to seal it forever. And I'm like, how does that work? That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Congratulations on your tooth. That's a good day. Morgan. Well, so I thought that I potentially broke my toe, but it seems to be. be recovering now. So I'm really excited that I don't have a potential other injury. A broken toe is like a broken rib. If you've ever had one or both, there is nothing you can do about it except just pray that it feels better soon and let it heal. Because with broken rib, you can cover it so it doesn't get hit again, but you can't really like reset it. I've broken
Starting point is 00:14:48 a cracked couple ribs. I've broken a couple toes. And nothing you can do except cover it. They don't do anything. They don't do anything. So could her toe? could that have been broken? Not if it feels this good this quick. Yeah, it was, so it was really bad. When we were playing sand volleyball, I had got like what they call like a sand monster, which is a turf toe in sand volleyball.
Starting point is 00:15:10 And I had like got my toe stuck underneath sand and it was painful. You would have like, genuinely you would have thought that I like broke my ankle. And I was in pain for 48 hours. I was barely walking. I was limping. I looked like a little penguin trying to stubble over places. And now like,
Starting point is 00:15:25 Like today I woke up and it feels a whole lot better than it did. So I'm like hopeful that it's not as serious of an injury as I thought it was. Pride is like love. You feel it in your heart. IR. Radio. Canada's number one streaming app for radio and podcasts, including IHart Pride Canada, your favorite hits and must have party bangers. Plus personalized and curated playlists like back in the day pride.
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Starting point is 00:16:30 Yes, sir. Rape a murder for a child. It's as bad as it gets. I would think so. Evil, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Crevette and DePippo. Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum.
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Starting point is 00:18:47 So it's mostly a tell me something bad for Eddie, but in comparison to Ray. So I got Ray into Keynes Thursday night, grand opening. Oh, Kane Brown. Oh, yeah. Which Kane do you know, the wrestler? You think I was talking about Undertaker's brother, Kane? Raising Kane's chicken. Sorry, Kane Brown.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Yeah. So got Ray into that. And yesterday he was saying he's going to go, but Bade's probably not going to go. He's going to go by himself because her job. And then Eddie's like, I got invited too, but Eddie got invited the Friday night one. Yeah, I got an email, dude. VIP, baby, Friday night. I'll let you know how it is though.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Hey, no, no, Friday night. That's for not the close circle. What is Friday night versus Thursday night? Well, Thursday night's like close circle. That's the industry, Nate. That's when all the stars will be there. Oh. So I got invited to like the one where the media.
Starting point is 00:19:35 just shows out. There'll be some people there too because they want to look cool for the media. But Thursday night's like close friends, close friends and family. So that is, tell me something good for Ray that he got to the close one. He got to go to the close one.
Starting point is 00:19:46 And tell me something bad for Eddie that he got. So are you going to go? Eddie? I don't know. You want to go, dude? I got the email too. And I was like, dude, we got invited. I didn't realize we were the wrong night too.
Starting point is 00:19:54 No, no, it's still a good night. Do you want to go? But it's not the night night. Well, that's such a bad look going a day after I was already I know. Ray already has all the stories. and he has all the pictures with the celebs and we're going to be there and it's going to be common folks.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Right, you can just tell us what to do. Like what is good there? What drinks are good? It just won't be as crowded on Thursday night. And it's probably like people close to Kane. And you guys come with. Like who are some of the artists that are close to King? I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:20:20 I'm just trying to think of like. Because on Thursday night artists will probably, a lot of them will still be in town Friday night. Oh, they're too. Man. That's a good point. Damn, we're going to go and there's going to be no one. It's going to be cover bands.
Starting point is 00:20:32 I bet you'll still be people. I bet you can't. both nights. Okay, I was going to ask you that. You think Kane will be there both nights? Probably. But I mean, I'll already have seen it. Yeah, but yeah. You think Kane have a drink with us? We asked him, probably, right? A shot? Why are you being weird? I don't know. That just feels like a weird. You think Kane will have a drink with that? He's a big Kane fan. Wolf's Love Came Brown. No, no, it's just cool. Like, if you're at the grand opening of his bar to say, man, when that bar opened, me and Kane sat down and had a drink, talked about
Starting point is 00:20:59 life. What a process. The second day after it opened, because Ray did it. The first day. What day is it actually opening? That's what I'm confused about. Probably. Mike, would you pull up that email? Maybe Friday night because that can be the opening. Yeah. Opening doors 52226.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Is that Friday? Yeah. Oh, so you guys are going to the night one. The actual day, the bar opens to everyone. Yeah, normal people will be there. Oh, yeah, join us. Okay, let me read this. This is the email you guys got.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Let's see. Kane Brown's Bar on Broadway's opening Friday. I wanted to invite you. If you're interested, be sure to RSVP. We scroll down. Opening 5226, opening our doors. Join us for the official opening of Kane Browns on Broadway. Present this for priority access.
Starting point is 00:21:44 So you probably just cut the line. Ray's going to like VIP. Dang. You guys are going to pee. And Ray's really going to go, right? I don't know. Okay. He said he was.
Starting point is 00:21:52 I called him. I was like, hey, can Ray get in, Ray and Bay get in? 100%. So he's VIP, your P. Damn, we're just P. On the day that it opens for everyone. Friday, there's no. Do you say 26?
Starting point is 00:22:03 A second. 20 second. Okay. I was about to say, because there's no 26. We send him a day that's not even open. We're knocking the door. Hey.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Hey, you want to have a drink? I got the email. Yeah. That's so weird. I don't know why I heard the 26th. I probably speak real fast and you probably heard it because I don't speak very well. Nah. I don't hear very well.
Starting point is 00:22:22 It's me. I don't speak well. You don't hear very well. Or they hear no evil, see no evil. You guys ever see that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ramundo, do you ever tell me something good? Yeah, my wife, Shull, occasionally, because we live completely.
Starting point is 00:22:32 completely different lives. So I'll go to bed at five. She stays up till like midnight. So sometimes she'll order food. And if she does, she'll order extra and put it in the fridge for me. So whenever that day happens, it's the best ever. I open the fridge. Cacadillas from O'Charlie's. I mean, what an amazing start to the day. I'm just like, thank you, Bezer. That's why I married you. That's my wife. That's why I married you. No, she thinks of other people. That's one of the reason. Yeah, it was bigger than the cassidia. I thought it was because she got left cassidias in the fridge. I was like, wow. This is why we got married. Hey Abby, I see you have your headphones on. Do you have anything?
Starting point is 00:23:07 Think back. All day yesterday. All day yesterday. Oh, well, I have a massage book for tomorrow, so that's exciting because I used to not. Yeah, yeah. I used to think I would never get one again. Why would, what happened? The first time that she went, I think they, like, licked her neck or something.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Oh, my gosh, not quite. He was breathing on her. He was moaning. Oh, he's moaning. And heavy breath. Every time he would, like, rub your back, he'd mucked. moan? Yeah. He enjoyed it more than me. Let's just put it that way. I bet he did. Maybe it just was hard for him to push. Why are you moaning?
Starting point is 00:23:41 Well, because maybe it's like if you lift away, don't you go, ugh? That's a grunt. Maybe he was grunting. How was he doing it, Abby? Why do you ask me to do it? Like, he's like, I can't do it. He's like, uh. That's not a grunt. That's not a grunt. That's not a grunt. That's a moan. It's not good. We can't be doing that. We can't. I hope he's not still there. Same place? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:06 No, no, no, sorry. That was in Kansas City. I'm just saying for that spa, I hope he is not there. Like for the other women's sake. Yes. I mean, the perfect circumstance would be Abby goes. Gets there. Got a massage.
Starting point is 00:24:23 All right, your masseuse will be in soon. Your massage therapist, I should say. Comes in, sees the feet because she's got her face in the circle. They start to rub, and she's, And then she's doing a little small talk And she's like, where are you from? And he's like, why just move you from Kansas City? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Her eyes get really big. Oh, that's him. I'll be like, I'm done. Okay, bye. Getting me out of here. No, I won't go to males anymore, remember? I'm just doing females. Well, they could have transitioned.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Screw. Wait. That could happen. What? Okay. That's interesting. I hadn't thought of that. Hey, trust me, nobody has.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Not that whole scenario. I don't know. I don't know. It's like, hmm. Okay. I don't know. Should that be disclosed? From a massage therapist?
Starting point is 00:25:10 No. I don't think that's part of it. Okay. I don't know. I had not thought of that. You pick man, woman. What you don't want. That feels.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Then what you can pick a racist, too? I don't want a white person. Oh, my gosh. Can you give me anything but a white person, please? No. I just still don't know. I don't know. That's an interesting thing.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Yeah. Yeah, there you have it. It's live, man. That's where we're at. Scooby's Steve. Scuba, do you have anything? You don't have to, man. Yeah, I really don't have anything.
Starting point is 00:25:41 My daughter's graduations tomorrow, graduating in preschool, going to kindergarten. What were you talking about, though, that was like you can't share, but it's big news? Oh, you know about it, but it hasn't officially habit yet. Oh, got it. I was just teen it up. And your daughter's graduating preschool, you said? Preschool, yeah, going into kindergarten, actually, which is crazy. Congratulations, man.
Starting point is 00:25:57 It was actually really cool, I guess, in a sense of she was one of those kids that was, didn't communicate. She really made sounds and noises. I think Eddie experienced that or maybe Lunchbox's solid. No, Lunchbox does that now. But she would never, she wouldn't communicate with words, but it was crazy because when she would make the sounds that she made with her mouth, the inflection was her mood or what she was trying to say.
Starting point is 00:26:20 And she's transformed so much between the age of two to three and now four, now she's five. And it's just, for me, it's an emotional time to see her grow up and change, which you'll experience as Bobby as your daughter gets older and older and older. it's just like, I mean, for lack of the words, it's a mine. I've seen them change and, and blossom into these humans. I don't know. I have a feeling Eddie was going to make fun of you for the graduation.
Starting point is 00:26:41 I wasn't going to make fun of him. I saw his face. Yeah, I know. I saw it too. It's a little smirk. It's not her graduation. It's the preschool graduation. It's like, we've got to chill with all that.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Like every grade is like a graduation and then people show with flowers and balloons and they have a party. It's just preschool. And I thought that too. My son graduated at kindergarten. I thought I was stupid, but then when I went there and immersed myself in the experience and just shut everything off and just enjoyed it, it was actually really cool. It was a pretty cool moment. And they don't know any better. They're having so much fun.
Starting point is 00:27:10 That's really what it's about is them and their experience. And you're just there to watch their experience. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Like my son graduated twice because we held them back. You know, he had two graduation, kindergarten graduations. And they asked the same question. What do you want to do when you grow up? You say change both times.
Starting point is 00:27:24 And before the graduation, they got it up on the screen. And it's like, last year, I think, was he wanted to be a police officer. this year he wants to be a professional baseball player. But he got a year older and a year more of living life. Yeah, things change. So that means that if one just does it one time, they're not going to be that. They'll probably change it next year. But they're also five.
Starting point is 00:27:43 They're probably going to change it every year even without a graduation. Yeah, it's funny to see it back to back, like, not even close. I thought he was. Eddie is such a hater of it. Now he's, like, attacking his own kid. I thought he'd be police officer twice. Then there would be like, I know what he's going to be. No, your interest change in a year.
Starting point is 00:27:59 It's not about kindergarten or graduation. It's just you get a year older, you're exposed to more things. Then let's just kill that question. Let's just take that question. So now it's not even graduation, just the question is stupid. Yeah. Okay. Scooby, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Yeah, man, thank you. All right, that's what it's all about. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. A mom and a son just graduated college together. Good one. Isn't that the best?
Starting point is 00:28:25 Reverend Dr. Carla Hunter Ramsey, 56. of attending Howard as a teenager in Queens, New York, but couldn't afford to enroll at the time. She later returned decades after to enroll in the doctorate program, Doctor of Ministry, and she was there while her son was. So they were able to graduate at the same time. I got it. Her son is Wesley Ramsey, the fourth. He's 22.
Starting point is 00:28:50 I got it. This is what lunchbox is waiting for. Oh, to graduate with his kid. With his kid. He's three hours short. He's just waiting for his kid. And they're going to graduate from UTS. and San Antonio together.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Lunchbox. Man, that'd be great. If the news would cover that, then I would do it. If they are willing to put me on the news for graduating with my son, I will go back when my son goes. So that's in many, many, many years. Many. It's better than never going back at all.
Starting point is 00:29:17 Unless your son's going to graduate college early somehow. Is he a savant? Probably not. Okay. And then you've got to make him go to UTSA. That's that part. So, like, got to work on that now. That's that part.
Starting point is 00:29:28 thoughts lunchbox i didn't think about that but i mean usually you want to go where your parents went right you want to carry on the legacy oh you you hype up the school so much when they're growing up that that's where they want to go so i'll start planting seeds did you have a legacy there i do have a legacy i'm on a building there actually no no no who did you have a legacy there no no no no no no no no um my parents weren't the college type um oh no i just meant did you leave a legacy there oh i thought you meant did he go there because yeah yeah i left a legacy for sure People know me. They put a mosaic of me up on one of the buildings. I mean, I am known at UTSA.
Starting point is 00:30:05 So people recognize your face from that building? Correct. Well, I don't know if they recognize my face, but my body is on that building. Your face isn't on it? No, so they went around campus and they were taking pictures because they were building a new building and they were going to do mosaics of students. And so they took a picture of me and out of all the students on campus, they decided to use my picture.
Starting point is 00:30:27 and when the new building got built, I'm in there, but they cut off my head. Sounds like his body, no head. Dang. You're like, that's me. Dang. Yeah, that's a good one. Amy, good story. That's what it's all about.
Starting point is 00:30:41 It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Say, I'm something good. Logan, Cody, and Brody are all high schoolers. They live in Florida. They went on a little fishing trip, catching some fish. And they're like, all right, let's go get some to eat. And they're driving down the road to McDonald's when they see a guy on the side of the road of the flat tire.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Like, man, let's help this guy out. He looks a little older. We'll go help him out. And they start walking up. And they notice that he's laying on the ground next to the flat tire because he's had a heart attack. And they call 911 and say, hey, man, you got to get here. This guy's got a flat tire and a heart attack. Paramedics arrived, saved his life.
Starting point is 00:31:23 You think they called in the flat tire to 911 or just a heart attack? Just a heart attack. I just want to add that. Flair for the dramatic. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, good. Like, they were actually stopping to do something good. And in the end, they did something great.
Starting point is 00:31:34 That's a pretty good one. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me. People, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Crevette and DePippo.
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