The Bobby Bones Show - Tell Me Something Good With Listener Stories + Amy Calls Herself A Bonehead + Bobby Opens Up About His Personal Struggles After Vegas Tragedy
Episode Date: October 6, 2017'Tell Me Something Good' listener stories, Amy stars in her own 'Bonehead Story Of The Day' and Bobby opens up about his personal struggles following the tragedy in Las Vegas Learn more about your ad...-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
Good morning.
Welcome to the show.
Good morning.
Morning.
So, I was reading a story.
For me, I'm always looking to sleep better.
I'm a fantastic bed.
I try to, at times, like, almost meditate
where I'm like, just take breaths.
And now I'm reading you should shower before you go to bed
because it helps your body cool down.
You need to shower 9.
90 minutes before bed so that it can regulate its rhythm and feel sleepy.
And listen, I've had trouble sleeping too just because of what these shows have been
and what this life has been the past week and what just, you know, what's been happening.
So, but I'm reading this.
If you take a shower before you go to sleep, also, your sheets don't get sweaty and dirty as much.
Lunchbox.
Now, I do notice that, like, if I have a soccer game or something and I don't shower,
I tend to sweat more at night.
You'll go play soccer at night and then get into bed and not shower.
Yeah.
With your wife.
Yeah.
That's who else I get in bed with.
That's why, guys, she's an enabler.
You can say whatever.
Lunchbox's wife is?
We all know her and like her and enjoy her, but she is an enabler, and she allows him to be dirty, and his house is dirty.
He's disgusting.
The whole thing is gross.
But she has her side of the bed, and she has her covers, so it's not like I'm...
Okay.
You know, and I mean, I'm just sometimes.
I forget after a soccer game to take a shower.
I don't, you know what I can tell you, I never forget
if I work out to take a shower.
No way.
Yeah.
So, what, Amy?
I don't know.
I'm just wondering if like, because you know how he says sometimes they're like trying to
have a kid?
I just don't think so.
Oh, yeah.
Especially when he does stuff like this.
That is not happening.
Good point.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
We didn't talk about this yesterday.
We should have, but we had so much that I wanted to mention it inside of ICU.
There was a woman.
And during.
the shootings in Las Vegas.
Her iPhone stopped a bullet.
What?
The woman showed her phone
to a Las Vegas taxi driver.
The phone had been in her back pocket
and a bullet ricocheted off the phone
demolished the phone.
And she's
uninjured. Oh my goodness. I had not heard
that story, so I'm glad you are sharing.
Yeah. So I see you
iPhone? I guess, right?
Yeah. Holy cow.
I see you. That was ICU.
The Bobby Bones Show.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Big Three Stories.
It's producer Raymond.
They're now saying that that Las Vegas shooter
at research hotels in Boston near Fenway Park,
but there's no evidence that he actually traveled to Boston.
In other news, NFL star Cam Newton was dropped by his den and yogurt sponsor
for his sexist comments to a female reporter.
He has apologized.
And finally, in weather news, Florida and Louisiana are bracing for another possible hurricane.
Tropical storm Nate is going to.
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The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones.
Something that happened last weekend, we just haven't got to it yet, is
lunch parks got LASic eye surgery.
It's a big deal.
He said they can see.
It's amazing.
He says he's better than 2020.
Yeah, I got 2015 in my right eye and 2020 in my left eye, and it'll get better.
I don't know what that means.
I don't even know what 2020 means except for the TV show and people say that's perfect.
Like, I'm going to be honest with you.
I don't know.
But it's changed your life?
It's changed my life.
Like, everything is brighter.
I can read stuff, like, from far away, and it's not, like, hazy and blurry.
And it's amazing because you go in.
And I was in there for six minutes.
I go home, took a three-hour nap, wake up.
Boom.
Let me look at the world in a different light.
And it's crazy.
The three-hour nap necessary for it to work, or that's just part of your schedule.
No, they just said that they recommend you nap for a few hours.
Lucky for them.
I'm lucky for them.
I'm a professional nap.
Because during those three hours, your eyes can be a little irritated, and so you sleep,
and it doesn't even bother you wake up, and I put some eye drops in every few hours, and
woo-hoo.
Like, you really can see that?
I can see, I can look at a magazine and just read it without bringing it.
Like, the computer screen, I can sit back here and read it.
Okay, you have to scoot back to tell you.
It's awesome.
Like, it is great.
It is so fun.
I have a lot of friends.
Amy's Dad.
It's done LASIC.
It's funny to hear you talk about it.
Yeah.
I would get it down, but I just have a lot.
an eye that doesn't work inside. That's my brain.
Like, it's part of my brain stem problem.
When they come out with lasering that brain
thing, you'll be the first one alive. They've
told me that they need stem cells
to fix me. Like, it's stem cell.
I'll give you some. Thank you very much.
So, and that
doesn't happen yet. But I'm glad that yours
works. Yeah, man, it's really cool.
Are you nervous going in? No, not
really. I didn't really let myself think about it
and I just went and I mean... They put you asleep?
No. I watched the whole thing.
Oh, that's scary.
Yeah, they give you some numbing drops for your eyes.
Yeah.
So you don't feel anything in the laser and you can hear it going,
oh.
That scared me.
And we did it all.
I mean, I got a whole video of it.
I got a three hour nap right before.
Got done.
I'm back to sleep.
It's amazing.
That's good, Dawn.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Look at this guy, a better vision.
Smile in his face.
Oh, it feels so good.
Look at that guy.
Mr. Bobbybone.
Time for your positivity.
Thank you for being here with us as we do our radio show.
we bring you good news and
the segment we call
Tell me something good
Guys driving an Uber
And one of the guys
Passengers gets in
And his wallet falls out of his back pocket
Which probably happens all the time
People leave stuff in cars all the time
All the time
So in his wallet
There was $3,000 in cash
Oh
So he dropped off the man in Chicago
Notice the man left his wallet
$3,000 bucks in cash
Wow
He returned to the house
that he picked the guy up from.
What a good dude.
And took it up and was like,
hey, I'm not sure
what the relationship is with the person.
It was the guy's sister-in-law,
lived at the house, gave it back.
It was his life savings.
That's a tricky situation.
It's not.
It's not, really.
No, no, I'll tell you why it's tricky
because it's an Uber or whatever,
and so they know who the driver was.
In a cab, you have no way to track them.
So it's a little more...
How do you know where you lost your wallet,
though?
You don't know for sure that you lost in the car.
The cab driver could be just like the Uber driver and redo the route and go back to where you could do that.
Right, but I'm saying the person that lost the wall could be like, man, I rode in this Uber.
And you say, no, there's nothing in my car.
You lost to walking from the airport.
Amy, you're up.
A teacher has turned her students' desks into notes of encouragement before big exams.
So if it's test day and it's like a dry erase type marker situation.
But the kids sit down and they see different notes on their desk saying, remember, never stop.
Stop trying and never stop growing your brain.
Or you've got this.
There's no elevator to success.
You must take the stairs.
So cool.
So the kids, like, they're real motivated right before they take the test.
I love it.
I want you to do that for me when I want to do it.
No, I was going to say we should do it for us.
Right on our desk.
You guys have time right.
No, you guys have time around at my desk.
All you lunchbox and Eddie there, they just sit around and make jokes all morning.
That should be their new job in the morning.
That's what we're trying to come up with funny jokes for the show.
Yeah, you should work harder than.
All right, lunchbox.
There's this high school kid and he's a flute player in the band.
You know, he's a heck of a flute.
He's do, do, do, do.
Well, they've been practicing hard for the homecoming little performance
at halftime at the football game.
Well, he ended up having to have surgery and missing the performance.
And the band felt bad.
So they surprised him and showed up and do, do, do it.
They played outside of his room.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Now, question.
Now, people four doors down are like, what's happening?
But yes.
Do we purposely or does lunchbox?
Do you purposely choose stories?
that you can make sound effects with.
I just don't think there's a story that can go sound effectless.
That's true.
He's the man.
You can find sound effects in anything.
It was raining.
I don't know about mine.
Yeah.
What was your story?
The teacher that put the encouraging notes on the test.
Squeak, squeak, squeak.
Yes, he's on the board.
Okay.
Tell me something good.
The Bobby Bones show.
Patty in Westville, Massachusetts.
Hi, Patty.
Hi, how are you?
Good.
Thank you for calling.
What's going on?
Oh, I wish you.
just calling to get an update on Morgan's car and to kind of defend lunchbox even though he's making
it a little hard right now.
Morgan's car.
So let's start with that, the Jeep.
Morgan, you took your Jeep in.
What was the story again?
Okay, the cooling fan on my Jeep went out.
The cooling fan of your Jeep went out.
And the part is back ordered.
There's no aftermarket part.
So basically my Jeep is just sitting for however long it takes to get this part in.
Okay.
And I didn't have transportation.
And lunchbox called last week to.
try and talk the dealership into paying for my rental car. Okay, because they
weren't. Because they weren't. I was paying for it all myself footing the bill. Okay, and so
Lunchbox ended up doing what? What ended up happening? He called. He moved some things along. I do
have an update. Okay, go ahead. They are paying for my rental car.
What up! What up! Because of him?
Yeah, he did. I mean, we talked to them 50 times, but Lunchbox definitely helped. It was the day
he called that they approved to pay for my rentals. Wow.
But they're paying for it for 10 days.
Okay.
So that's a start.
You're welcome.
A long time.
Thank you.
Now, did Morgan, did just you call or did you have anybody else go before lunchbox?
Me and my dad were calling as well.
Oh, you know, the cop?
Yeah.
I was going to say, because it's probably because he was a man, to be honest with you, that you got such results.
It's a sad, sad thing, but it's probably because of that.
What if it's, did your dad throw the cop card in there?
Like, he's a police officer?
No.
He'd never do that, but my dad is really scary.
Who do you think, in your opinion, really did more damage with them?
Your dad or lunchbox?
Like, really?
I think my dad really teed it up and lunchbox's call.
We kind of knocked it out of the park.
Yeah, so Patty. Patty does too.
Teamwork.
Yeah.
You got to give them credit.
You got to give lunchbox credit.
He did try.
No, I didn't try.
I got results.
She was not getting the case manager to call her back.
And within hours of me calling hours.
How long was it?
Two hours?
I have my husband call.
I have people call to pretend to be my husband
because they get results better than I do,
which is sad.
Do you have a husband?
I do.
Why doesn't he go?
But before I had an husband.
Oh.
And so I, Morgan's had my Jeep.
I just gave it to her to drive around,
but I guess you don't need it anymore.
No, I don't.
I'll bring that back.
She wasn't going to tell you, bones.
She liked it.
So, have you been driving even though the rental cars were paid?
No, I've not been driving.
driving it. The gas and that thing is really expensive. I saw
Insta story of you driving it with my music on. Yeah, you're bumping some rap in there as soon
as I got in. Wait, what CDs is he have in there?
CD? It wasn't a CD, Amy.
Do you have a cassette tape in there? Yeah.
I have CDs. I know, but... I don't own a disc drive. Like, anywhere in my life. I'm way too
cool for CDs. Oh, first. Yeah. Yeah. Patty, thank you.
for calling.
Thank you.
Bye, bye.
Bye, bye. Thank you for the update.
Glad your car got fixed.
Thank you.
I haven't had CDs in years.
I got CDs.
I just download stuff, man.
You guys are weird.
Boop.
There it is.
Bobby Bones Show.
Story up the day.
This story comes with us from Panama City, Florida.
A man broke into a house and he held a guy hostage and said, you need to get me $5,000.
Have your family bring it, and then I'll let you go.
Only a problem why he's holding the guy hostage, he fell asleep.
Oh, wow.
He fell asleep while holding someone hostage?
Yes.
So the guy who got out and called police,
they arrested him.
That's real number one.
That's awesome.
Do you get a nap before you go?
Wow.
That's so lucky of him.
The guy did fall asleep and then he had a way out.
That's great.
He had to be like, is this even real?
Is there a camera around?
Is this like some kind of reality show?
Wow, that's crazy.
I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.
Lobby bones.
All right, hit me with that hashtag, Tell Me Something Good.
On Twitter, I want to read a lot of yours.
Amy, you're up first.
Tell me something good.
Tell me something good.
One week from tomorrow, I'll get to see my kids.
You're going.
I'm going.
Next weekend.
It'll be a quick trip.
It's a commitment.
But, I mean, saying it out loud has me smiling so big.
Amy wasn't going to go.
because she didn't want to go and confuse them and go and have to come back without them.
But because of the court system and her not getting the kids, it's just been too long.
It's been too long.
I haven't seen them since May.
So it's crazy.
So how are you going to handle going and leaving?
Well, we're going to prep them before we get there with the people, like our friends at the orphanage are going to explain to them.
We're coming.
So that way right when they see us, we won't get the question, is this the trip we're going home?
So that'll be eliminated.
We're going to prepare them mentally.
And then I'll show up, hang out with them for like less than 48 hours,
but have the best 48 hours ever.
And then explain to them that we, again, look them in the eyes, hug them,
and tell them we will be back soon.
I'm happy you're going.
I mean, I am over the moon.
I'm so excited.
Tell me something good.
It's hard to follow that one.
Lunchbox can get out.
Yeah, well, I'm going to tell you that last night, my co-ed soccer team,
we took the field and we won our game three to two.
So that's Tell Me Something Good
Tell me something good
Hey Eddie
Tell me something good buddy
Well mine's not as good a soccer game
But I took my boys to get their well check yesterday
And they both came out
Good to go
Their oil check
It's like you go and they check everything
See how they're doing health-wise
And you look at how they average with other kids
And they're both doing really good
Junior Junior
He needs to eat a little better
But other than that
We're good
I think you knew that though right
Like he's born in
He's one that's sneaking Oreos
He likes donuts
He likes a lot of bread
Me too by the way
I do
Tell me something good
All right
Hashtag that on Twitter
My Tell me something good
Has to do with my dog
Which I told you he's sick
And his cancer
But he's still rocking it man
I put a Instagram picture up of him
last night
And he still sleeps
He's a little frailish
With his body
But he's got like a lot of energy
And he did something yesterday
that made me laugh out loud.
In old times, I wouldn't have laughed out loud.
But I laughed out loud because I have this big thing
of Werther's original.
And he took his head and knocked the door down,
went into it and ate like 12 of them.
He loves just eating the whole thing,
like paper and all.
And so...
The paper and all.
Because he can't take it out of the paper.
And he's like me.
He loves Werther's original.
And so I walk out and there's just Werther's papers everywhere.
And so I used to get mad.
What am I going to do?
I'm going to let him eat Werther's.
Listen, he's not going to throw up today
because of that.
But I was like,
He still has the energy to break into the closet and eat where there's original.
Yeah, or he's going to, like, eliminate gold.
I don't know what that means.
What's that?
Because the rappers are gold.
I mean, he uses the bathroom, it'll be gold.
Oh, boy.
All right.
That's my tell me something good.
You know, I liked that.
I thought it was fun.
Here's one.
A Las Vegas food truck that catered the festival in Vegas for Route 91.
They were giving free.
mills to those affected.
Dragon Grill has been driving to hospitals every day since the tragedy giving away food.
That's Tell Me something good.
They've been driving around.
Wow.
Yep.
Tell me something good.
We just wanted to show that it doesn't matter how big the city is, we have a small town mentality,
and we can come together as a whole to help when needed.
So shout out to Dragon Grill on that truck.
Man.
Hashtag him.
Here's one from Rachel.
my mom is one year cancer-free
and her transplant
worked. Wow, that's awesome.
Here's one from Chase.
Over a year ago, I started weight loss
so far losing 100 pounds. Tell me something good.
So shout out there too.
Man, hashtag tell me something good.
Netflix is raising the price
on its most popular plant, and that's actually a good thing.
I know everybody's freaking out yesterday.
but it's a really good thing they're raising their price.
Counterintuitive, but they're making so much new content.
And the fact they're raising it a dollar a month means they're going to continue to make awesome
and a ton of shows that will never be able to watch all.
I mean, we're going to get rid of our cable.
The whole world's changing.
Wow.
It's good that they're raising prices.
So, Netflix, and it's only for the high plan,
which is subscribers of the 1199.
premium plan, which lets you run a bunch on four screens is going to see an increase, I guess,
of two bucks.
So it's not a crazy $5 raise, but they're continuing to invest so much money to making new shows.
Like, you can just get on Netflix and go away.
So I saw it yesterday.
I was like, that's good.
Yeah.
And if you think of like, say you just do Netflix and Hulu, say you spring for both,
you're still going to be significantly less than you ever were paying for cable.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Cable's ridiculous.
Yeah.
So expensive.
But, but then there's that whole football issue you all have going on because that's my husband's defense.
It's going to change.
This is what's going to change the price of cable television being forced to buy cable when you do.
You have to pay for certain channels regardless if you use them or not.
Yeah.
That's what's going to change in this.
So there's that.
I can do some Tell Me Something Goods that listeners are sending in.
Ooh, I love it.
Yes.
Hashtag Tell Me Something Good from Kelly Jean.
My 5-year-old son won both in Red Rookie and Blue Rookie and Quarter Midget Racing.
year five years old.
Geez.
Here's one from Robin.
The Clemson Tigers football team
was wrapping at practice when a student actually crashed
near their facility and they got out
and saved him.
Like pulled them out of the car. Did you get see that?
I did see that.
There's a tell me something good.
So we encourage you to use the hashtag
tell me something good and let
us know what's happening in your life.
How about this?
I never going to get it.
The average person has eight of these in their house.
that they got for free.
Okay?
Think about that.
The average person had eight of these in their house they got for free.
All right, I'll give all you guys a shot.
Then we'll just go with the listeners.
Yeah, love it.
Okay.
Amy?
Coosy.
Coosy.
Oh, good one, Amy.
Wow, coozy.
Show me, coozy!
Uh-huh.
Lunchbox.
That's easy.
See this thing right here?
Yeah.
Pin.
Oh, show me pin.
Oh.
It's even easier.
Oh, wow, Eddie.
You see this thing right here?
On me?
Yeah.
A t-shirt.
Oh, that's it.
Free t-shirt.
Eight of them.
Show me my t-shirt.
Right here.
T-shirt.
Oh.
Oh.
Who was the closest?
The average person has eight of these in their house that they got for free.
Oh, I know.
You'll be guessing no more on the show.
You've already lost you.
You didn't get it.
All right, I give up.
And I'll do one pass on the phones.
Never going to get it.
877-77 Bobby.
There's that.
why don't we hop out and we'll come back.
I have it now, but I guess.
Oh, yeah, I do?
Okay, go ahead.
No, it's fine.
I don't want to play anymore.
Take another shot at it.
Okay, okay.
Okay, ready.
Cups.
Cups.
Oh, good one, Amy.
Go ahead.
Cups.
What do you mean cups?
Yeah, like cups, free cups.
Free cups.
Cups that you put water in, man.
What's the problem?
How do you not understand?
Cup.
Cups.
Free cups, like lots of people get free cups.
Like when you go to like,
like you go to a subway or,
I'm not going to accept that.
No, no, like you go to, what?
Oh, oh, oh, we're close.
We're close.
We'd encourage you guys to hashtag tell me something good.
I feel like it's a good Friday for us to just share good news all day long.
It's been a rough week.
Kim and Georgia has called in with a Tell Me Something Good.
Hi, Kim.
Hey, I've called in with a Tell Me Something Good, and I think I'll do the Never Gonna Get It, too.
Oh, she's going for the double whammy.
Okay.
Give me your tell me something good.
Well, back in August, we found out that my husband had a very rare brain tumor that has shifted his brain stem to the right and only 34 years old.
And we were devastated, of course.
And he's been having it for some time, but it was not diagnosed correctly because it's so rare.
So we finally got a diagnosis and, um,
We went to a neurosurgeon in Jacksonville, who was wonderful.
And he had surgery on the 26th of September to remove it.
It went from the internal auditor canal, which is right near the ear, all the way back to the brain stem.
And it was 3.5 centimeters.
So how is he now?
He went through surgery on the 26th, and he got to come home that next, that Saturday.
And now he's...
Doing great.
Yeah?
Doing great.
I was hoping.
I was hoping if you were calling him and tell me something good,
we're going to have a good ending here.
Oh, yeah.
And he is cancer-free.
Wow, congratulations.
That's awesome.
And because of that, I'm going to allow you to now take a shot.
That's he never going to get it.
Oh, and by the way, we purchased the Pimp and Joy shirt
and we're able to wear them too.
Oh, that's awesome.
Oh, thank you very much.
Wow, she's getting this with all the stuff here.
That's good.
I like this call.
All right, so let's take a shot at the game here.
give you the question. And tell your husband we say hello, by the way. You know? And his name is
Corey, and he is an avid listener, and I'm a first-time caller. I mean, so much happening here. I mean,
this is like when you go to Sonic and you get the banana split and you just want the ice cream and
the bananas, but they end up putting whipped cream and nuts and chocolate, and you're like, whoa,
this is a lot more than I bargained for, but it sure is good. That's what this call is right here.
Okay. First of all, Corey's shout-out. We're glad that you are on the road to recovery for sure.
Secondly, thank for Pim and Joy. Then thirdly, here you go. Here's the question.
never going to get it.
The average person has eight of these in their house that they got for free.
Kim, take it home.
Magnet.
Oh, magnet, she says.
Show me a magnet.
No, that's not it.
Oh.
I know.
Thank you, though.
Hey, all that stuff I still mean.
Even though you missed it.
I still mean it.
All the good stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, thank you for calling.
Hope you have a great weekend.
You take.
All right.
Sorry you didn't get the answer right.
That's not it.
All right, cool.
Amy, I'll take, no, I think you probably have it by now.
I don't even think I have one free magnet.
Yeah, I don't keep magnets anymore.
Do we get magnets?
Yeah, they're a magnet.
When your kids come in, I bet you'll keep the magnets.
Because you get to put their little artwork on your refrigerator.
Oh, cute, those kind of magnets.
You put your kids' artwork on it?
All of it.
Oh, man, I can't even tell you what brand my refrigerator is because I can't see it.
It's covered in pictures and paper and everything.
Frigid air can more.
You don't know.
Who knows?
I think I'm a little.
CD for that.
Really?
It needs to be clean?
Completely.
Oh.
I even clean my refrigerator.
Oh, wow.
That's weird.
I mean, that's good.
You're keeping it clean, but it's kind of weird.
Two things I do.
I keep it real, and I keep it clean.
Okay.
That's you.
You're a catch.
Bobby, keep it real.
Keep it clean.
My real treat to be around, obviously.
All right, we'll take some more of these calls in just one second.
All right, the question is, and we'll get rid of this and move on.
The average person has eight of these in their house.
they got for free.
You're on the air.
Anna, Naples, Florida, take a shot.
Hey, I think it's toothbrushes.
Toothbrushes, that is incorrect.
Thank you for calling Tanner.
You're on the air in New York.
Hey, Bobby, is it, candles.
Candles, you say.
Oh, good guessing.
Incorrect.
One more shot at it.
Megan in Columbus, Georgia.
We have coffee mugs.
Eight coffee mugs.
That's the answer.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
Eight free coffee mugs.
How are you doing, by the way?
You good this morning?
I'm very good.
Hey, lunchbox, hey, Amy.
Hey.
I'll tell you what, we'll get something cool as a prize.
I don't know what we have,
but we have stuff laying around here in the room.
Would you like something?
I would love something.
I sent you stuff, lunchbox stuff, Amy stuff.
What if we send it back?
Like that'd be we didn't know.
Now, I'm just playing.
But go ahead, Megan.
I made Amy Coaster.
with her kid's picture on it, like, a year ago,
and I finally realized that she got them.
She finally let me know.
Yeah.
Well, it's hard to always know, but I did let her know that I got them,
and they're so cute.
How'd you let her know?
Do you call her?
Do you tweet her?
We connected on Twitter, right?
Sometimes people send us up, and I just, I'll try to post it,
because I don't know where it comes from.
But yeah, thank you.
Hold on.
We get your prize one second.
And that's funny.
And then Amy let her know.
Yep.
Or you'll later.
Takes a minute.
You want to hit him with that skinny?
I love it bon show.
The latest from Nashville.
Phil in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Lou Bryan and Lionel Richie were reportedly offered $2.5 million each to host American Idol,
and they were sort of like, whoa, what?
Katie Perry got $25 million, so they negotiated up to $7 million each.
So it's just not the same.
They had to have somebody when they announced American Idol.
Katie Perry benefited because she was the biggest star that was available at that time.
It's not a who's compared to who, although she has a bigger star.
star than both Luke and Lionel Richie, frankly, and probably deserves more.
Yeah.
But she got way more than Seacrested, too.
She was just at the right place at the right time and was a big star.
That's why she got so much.
But it's an expensive show they're putting on.
And you know what?
It's almost too close for it to come back.
Like, I don't know anybody that's like, I can't wait for the American Idol.
Right.
Yeah, I haven't heard anyone say that yet.
It's going to be tough.
They're going to have to really do something different with it.
Luke's probably saying that.
Oh, yeah.
For me, that's like the only.
part of it that I'm interested to see is Luke.
Otherwise, like, they canceled it for a reason.
Because we got tired of it.
And not even to be a hater, because
I'm looking forward to Luke being on it. Like, I like Blake on the
voice. I don't even watch the voice. I just like, like, you two-cube clips
and think Blake's funny. Anyway,
what else? I'd like to get paid $2.5 million.
That'd be nice. Go ahead.
Okay, if you want a little laugh, go to
Bobby Bones.com and see
the teenage picture of Brett Eldridge
that he posted. I thought it was fake.
I thought it was his dad from the 70s, and I was like, whoa, they look a lot of
like, but no, it's Brett as a teenager.
And he did it as part of the Puerto Rico relief thing called Puber Me Challenge,
where you post like a younger picture of yourself.
He looks like a kid from Standby Me, the movie from the 70s, early 80s, whatever that is.
Or like a kid from stranger things.
Totally.
It's amazing.
Go check it out, Bobby Bones.com.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30 Second Skinny.
This is a Bobby Ball.
The biggest trend in the United States right now on Twitter is Tell Me Something Good.
Hashtag it.
Keep it going.
Today is, that's what it's about, the whole day.
Yes.
I love it.
We need it.
The whole day.
Okay, from Tanner.
I finally get to see my kids this weekend after working Hurricane Relief in Florida.
Hashtag Tell Me Something Good.
Love it.
Awesome.
Tanner, thank you for sharing.
Here's one.
From, I don't know, a blessing game.
I don't know.
I've been working for a company for nine years
We've just promoted to vice president
That's legit
By the way, hey Morgan number one
Is Vice President Pence calling in today?
He's not
So they call us and say he's calling
And they keep pushing us off and they cancel
Well, I didn't hear anything back yesterday
That tells me a lot
All right, thank you very much
What does that tell you?
And live up to his promises
Oh my goodness
Uh-oh
They called us
Yeah
Whatever
Let's see
From Zach
My hashtag
Tell Me Something Good
It's Friday and I'm still alive
Starting my day with you guys
Love it
Wow
As you can tell I didn't pay read these
At Megan Heinz
I paid off the end of my student loans
Tell me something good
Wow
That's huge
There we go
That's good for now
How about Amy in the Morning Corny
By the way keep hashtag and tell me something
good over on Twitter.
There we go.
The
Morning Corny.
What did the cow say
to her calf?
What did the cow say to her calf?
It's pasture bedtime.
I live in the pasture.
Pasture bedtime.
That was the
morning corny.
That's a good one.
Especially if you work with
Cattle. Cals.
All right, around the room.
What do you think the most popular Netflix show of 2017 was?
I mean, it's October now.
So January through now, the most popular Netflix show.
Amy?
Narcos, duh.
Narcos, duh.
Makes it number eight.
Oh, it was way off.
Wow.
Yeah, lunchbox.
I'm never seen this, but you guys talk about it.
I assume it's Netflix.
Stranger Things.
Stranger Things comes in at number six.
Wow.
So made the list, but not number one.
Eddie.
I don't watch this, but I'm going to go with House of Cards.
House of Cards.
Because I hear a lot of people talking about House of Cards.
Yeah.
You mean Documentary of America?
That one.
Oh, no.
Not even make the list?
Didn't make the list.
That's why it looked so long.
What do you think, Bobby, two years ago would have made the list, but not now?
You're also looking at like a Narcos, or is Eddie would call it, Narcos?
Narcos.
It's an Ed, but it had been not that long.
I know, but I just thought everyone would be so excited.
Number 10 of this year is the O-A, which I enjoyed.
So good.
I'm ready for the second one.
Yeah.
It's weird.
Orange is the new black at 9.
Narcos.
Good job.
Black Mirror, maybe one of my favorite shows of all times.
Of all time.
You love that show.
Is it number seven.
Stranger Things at 6.
Luke Cage.
Fuller House at 4.
Oh, wow.
Fuller House.
Ozark at 3.
Oh, good stuff.
I don't know what Chasing Cameron is.
It's a kid show.
It's at number 2.
And the number one.
show this year is 13
reasons why.
Oh, Alexa.
What about that?
That was a good one.
How'd we miss that?
I have seen one, two,
three, four, five,
I've seen eight of the ten full series.
Wow.
That's pretty impressive.
Whenever Netflix raises their price, two bucks,
I'm like, they probably should.
They're bringing some good content for sure.
And they're continuing to invest
and bring better.
And we're going to be able to cut a hundred dollar cable bill at some point.
That'd be nice.
I hope my in-laws continue to pay.
Oh, you're still using theirs?
Hell, yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
They've got that password.
Hashtag, tell me something good.
We're going to get to some more of those in a second.
Bobby bombs!
Here we are.
I'm looking at the United States trends.
We're getting beat by World Smile Day, which is a good thing to get beat by.
Okay, fine.
And Frye-Yea.
Frye is good.
Frye-A.
At number three on the America trend is tell me something good.
So we're encouraging you to hashtag, tell me something good there.
And we're taking calls to, hey,
Tamara in Oklahoma City. Tell me something good.
My cousin, who has four other siblings, she just had the first little girl, and that's also her first kid yesterday.
Oh, wow. Baby healthy? Very healthy, and so is mom. Wow, there you go. Tell me something good. I appreciate that. Thank you. How about this? Go to Ashley in Texas. Hey, Ashley.
Hi. Tell me something good.
I lost my job when Harvey came through, but after a month, I finally found another.
Oh yeah, what are you doing now?
I picked up some shifts in a nursing home.
Well, I'm glad you found a job.
Do you like it?
You feel like it's fulfilling to you?
It is so exhausting.
I've never worked so hard at a job ever.
But?
But what?
Well, to tell me something good.
It's income that I needed.
Okay.
You know, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Hashtag tell me something good.
Keep throwing them up there on Twitter.
We're trying to take down World Smile Day
and frye.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's going to be tough.
Those are two legitimate hashtags that I'm kind of okay losing to.
My favorite part is Bobby goes, but what?
It's supposed to be tell me something good.
Hashtag tell me something good.
How about this?
There's limited edition wasabi Doritos.
Oh, I could be into that.
I like wasabi.
No.
You don't think so?
I don't like wasabi.
I think it sounds pretty good.
Doritos make unique flavors.
Sometimes we get to hear about them.
Remember when they made Mountain Dew Doritos?
Do you remember that?
No.
Okay.
Well, they have wasabi Doritos.
They've been seen in a few cities.
And depending on how they sell in these cities, do they spread them out?
It's almost like a test market.
They put them out and don't say much about them.
And they see people go, oh, that looks interesting.
I think wasabi Doritos sounds pretty good.
Let's do this.
Matt in Beaumont, Texas.
Hey, Matt, go ahead, buddy.
Yeah, I had two friends of mine that were in a boat during Hurricane Harvey doing water rescues
and got hit by some power lines.
One of them was out.
I was a prior paramedic in the Air Force.
I initiated CPR.
He walked out of the hospital two days later.
Wow, look at that.
How about that?
Nice work, buddy.
Thanks.
Wow, hashtag tell me something good.
Yeah.
There you go.
Well, well, well.
Is it too late, since we were talking about wasabi
to do wasabi something funny that has to do with wasabi?
Here's the thing.
It's never too late to do something funny.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Is it a Morning Corny Part 2?
Yeah.
All right.
Here's the sequel.
The Morning Corny.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi.
What's that bee, but wasabi?
That was the morning corny.
I don't know why y'all don't look at me like you get it.
Oh, no, we get it.
We understand.
We totally get it.
Hashtag tell me something good.
This couple born on the same day in the same hospital married 27 years later.
Weird.
Jessica and Aaron met when they were in high school.
But the story goes back much further.
They were born in the hospital.
Same one.
That's crazy.
That's weird.
27 years later with their husband and wife.
That's cool.
Tell me that's not a tell me something good.
You know why you won't?
Because you can't.
They can't do it.
We do a segment called The Bonehead Story of the Day.
At some point during the show Lunchbox,
I'll read a story about basically an idiot in the news.
And for the first time ever, Amy's approached me and asked to do a bonehead.
Stop it.
Like, what is going on here?
What do you mean?
I don't go and try to steal her stuff.
Well, the problem is it's about her.
She wants to nominate herself as the bonehead.
Never mind. Go ahead.
Okay, so here we go.
Bobby Bone Show.
Bonehead.
Norrie up the day.
Well, I was emailing someone very important in the adoption community that could
be key in maybe moving some stuff forward with bringing my kids home from Haiti, was introduced
to them over email and drafted a very, what I felt to be, important email.
You told us on the air it was 10 paragraphs long.
10 paragraphs long.
And they haven't responded yet.
Yeah, they still haven't responded.
And then one of my dear friends that has been intricate in our adoption process was blind
copied on the email.
She replied back and she said, sweetie, you may want to get their name right?
I addressed it to the wrong.
I made up a complete
like I just fabricated a name.
That's who I addressed it to.
She sent it to the wrong name.
So the person is probably like
this girl doesn't even know my name
or like this is not even an email for me.
Like delete. So now I have no idea.
And then I addressed an email
apologizing and, you know,
owning up to my mistake and that I was so sorry
still have a nerd back.
There you go.
There's your bonehead story of the day.
Get your bobbing bones on.
Bone head.
Boom, we're not leaving.
I just, that's how we end it.
Like, oh, I know.
It hurts.
Yeah.
I'm cringing.
Do we have the fake story of the day, Ray?
Yeah, Lunchbox red, far right.
Okay.
Lunchbox is known to bring in fake stories.
His fake, Mr. Fake news.
There he is.
He always is submitting stories.
Like, hey, this would be a good one.
But we find out some of them are fake.
So now.
Lunchbox is fake news story of the day.
That's funny.
Okay.
U.S. customs agents confiscated 900,000 counterfeit gummy bears.
They were trying to bring them over from Mexico, and they busted them at the border.
How many gummy bears?
900,000 fake gummy bears.
Wow.
You know, that's almost a million.
That's crazy.
That was fake news.
So it's fake.
It's fake.
He gives us fake news all time.
A million gummy bears.
Counterfeit gummy.
Lunchbox gave us a story about a woman needing $25,000 in tacos.
And I read it.
Yeah.
I read it.
And I was like, wow.
Lunchbox handed me a story that says she stole $25,000 in tacos and ate them all.
Yeah.
She worked at Taco Bell and she only worked there like a day.
No, she worked there for years.
And here's the crazy thing.
The gummy bears, they look like the normal gummy bears, but they taste it like hot sauce.
Okay, this is fake news.
That was fake news.
News.
It's like a hot tamale.
Like, stop reporting it because it's not true.
Like, what you're reading is absolutely false.
I don't know.
That was fake news.
I know why it says it's from San Diego.
Oh, so it must be real.
That's where the border is, right?
One of them.
Exactly.
We're hashtagging, tell me something good.
We're at number three nationally.
We're trying to beat Fri-Ye and World Smile.
Come on.
If we don't get ahead of at least four,
Frye? We're at two. Do we jump
Friday? We only have to beat
World Smile Day right at this point.
That's going to be tough. It's probably my joke that sent it over.
So hashtag, tell me something good. Here's
one. Football players
at a high school in South Dakota, they
escort elderly in their homecoming
this year. That is awesome.
I love it. How about
that, Frollo? Tell me something good.
Like, I'm still looking at the story like it's real.
Are you sure that one's real? It is.
Okay. It's real.
Elginly one?
Why is that one real?
A million counterfeit gummed.
Not a million, 900,000.
That was fake news.
We're saying, everybody, hashtag what's good in your life with hashtag tell me something good.
And put it up on Twitter and I'm going to read some of them.
Here we go.
From Kristen on Facebook, my tell me something good, I have a great job to support my family.
I was able to get up despite a chronic illness.
I'm fighting through.
I get to go home tonight and hug my kids and love my husband.
That's my Tell Me Something Good every day.
Hashtag Tell Me Something Good.
Boom.
Love it.
That's what it is.
Zach in Murphysboro.
Hey, Zach.
Thank you for calling the show, buddy.
Hashtag tell me something good, bud.
Hey, man.
I was on the way to work the other day, and I saw a car wreck.
a car ran off a road and kind of flipped down in this ravine and when it landed it was like up on its side so I immediately got out and just ran over and saw if they were okay and um the guy had a I don't want to get too gross or anything but the guy's head was cut open are you there yeah okay I don't want to get too gross or anything but like the guy's head was cut open he was bleeding real bad so um I just reacted I took my shirt off and I had to get down in his car
like it was up on its side I had to get down in there and I tied his head up with my shirt
enough to kind of slow the bleeding down until the police and everyone got there and
and they said that and they got him in life light and took him out and everything he
he lived yeah he was alive when he left thank goodness hey how'd that not like the news
your story like this how that not like the news yeah it's good question uh hey that's awesome dude
like that's heroic yeah saved a life
tell me something good
hashtag tell me something good dang
those like it's real real quick
it's like found a tooth
found a nickel
then jumped in a car and saved somebody's life
dang hashtag
tell me something good's coming all shapes and sizes my friends
big and small a group pays off $8,000 in school lunch debt
there we go
this is a hashtag tell me something good
every other Thursday
from Memorial Day weekend to the first week of September
ride and dine motorcycle
and men's in North Dakota
help raise money
for a great cause
and this time
it's all the students
overdue lunch accounts
so this motorcycle group
raised $8,000
bucks and paid off
the school debt.
I love when
motorcycle clubs
like leather and tattoos
and big old beards
and stuff
they go do good things
I love seeing
them out in the mouth
because they do
their clubs
they do good things
and then
you do realize
that most motorcycle
motorcycles gangs aren't bad
I know
they just literally
ride a piece of
equipment
exactly
trust me I know
I know people
that are in them
but hello, did you watch Sons of Anarchy?
That's what I'm saying.
Tell me something good, Ashley.
Hey, how are y'all today?
We're really good. Go ahead.
Good.
So I am starting my second career.
I'll be 31 on Sunday, so that's good.
But also, I'm graduating nursing school in less than 60 days.
Oh, wow.
You know what?
I love people that start second careers because that means in your life, you had to go,
I'm starting over, and it's always hard to start over
because you're leaving something there.
You're leaving an easier way.
Maybe not the easiest way for long term,
but you're leaving an easier short term.
And I have a friend who joined the military at 32 years old.
And I was like respect on two levels.
One, because he joined the military.
And two, because he was 32 years old.
Like he had to go from selling pharmaceutical cells
and he was making a good living.
And it was like, this is just not for me.
And long term for my life,
I want to feel better and fulfilled.
so I'm switching careers.
And so same with you, Ashley.
That's fantastic.
Yep.
And I just wanted to say, like, you guys get us through the mornings on our way to clinical duty.
And I'm here, actually, with my clinical group, and everybody is so pumped that we're so close.
So we just want to thank you guys for getting us to clinical space every morning.
Well, thank you very much, and congratulations.
Hashtag, tell me something good, everybody.
Pam and St. Louis, thank you for calling the show.
Hi.
Hi.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I just wanted to call and say thank you.
You bought for all the guys.
And with all your release stuff and selling T-shirts and everything.
And you've inspired my daughters and I.
And on weekends we take goodies to the firemen and policemen.
That's really cool.
And not because of us, but the fact that you take your kids and teach them that,
like, Pam, that's awesome.
Well, it's, you know, you just kind of learn that not everybody had,
the same opportunities that we do
that we just need to
try to help everybody that we can.
That's fantastic.
Great, great parenting there.
Yeah, I love that.
Do I want to play a new song or no?
Yeah.
Oh, at this very moment?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
So I'll play a new song.
And it's kind of new,
but you can finally download it today.
So for about probably a year and a half or so,
our buddy Walker Hayes
and putting out music.
And this song finally went up,
like fully produced as part of his new record.
And it's my favorite song of his ever.
It's called Halloween,
Except it's not really about Halloween.
It's about how you can finally find the person you can take off your mask in front of.
Yes.
And Walker's a very close friend of mine, and he's putting out a record.
It's like my favorite artist.
It's just, I love this song.
Because it's like, this person allows me to take off all the disguises that I've been wearing.
And it's called Halloween from Walker Haze.
You can finally download it today.
This is the hook.
So I'm going to play Halloween from Walker.
I love this song, so much.
Before I even learn to play a note, I was on stage, mastering the art of selling myself at a young age, fear and insecurity, drove me like a Maserati.
High school was like showing up at a costume party.
I was a comedian, an athlete, a golden boy, a black sheep, whatever I had to beat, make the world throw candy at me.
In college was the same act, different play.
It was October 31st every day, and the real world was an all too familiar street.
another tree. Then I knocked, knocked on your door. Every mask I ever wore shattered like blasts on the floor.
And it was like Halloween in it. But what would it change if I knew? Maybe my parents messed up,
but hey, they're just dressed up kids too. Maybe I guess what I'm trying to say is I love you for being
somebody I'm not ashamed to introduce my skeletons to. I still put on my Superman cape and hide in it.
But when I'm with you, it comes untied for a man.
I mean it hits the ground in the shadow of your skin
For the first time I was comfortable in mind
When I knocked
Every mask I ever wore
Shattered like glass on the floor
It was like
A mask I ever wore
Shattered like glass on the floor
I love that song so much
Golly, that's like my wheelhouse too
I mean that's Walker Hayes
You can finally download it today called Halloween
I love it
I just tell you the truth
I'll play it because I love it
And I love that the album's called, boom.
The concept of that song, Halloween,
you think this is going to be about trick-or-treating?
That's what you think.
But it's about, like, being able to be vulnerable to another human.
Like, Halloween ended.
That I don't have to wear a mask anymore has ended because of you.
Anyway, that's an awesome song.
Tell me something good.
I found a song I like.
There you go.
There's a video I saw this guy, and he's smoking out of the gas pump.
And he continues to smoke a cigarette.
And the gas is, you guys, like, stop smoking.
and you continue to smoke a cigarette.
So the gas station guy goes and takes the fire extinguisher
and just goes, and it's all on the surveillance camera.
Hilarious.
And the guy's like, what are you doing?
It's funny.
But don't smoke, you need a gas pump.
Do you know what?
Doesn't it equal a good time?
Fire and gas.
And this guy's just smoking away.
It's like, stop.
And then he just takes out.
Great video.
I laughed out loud.
Yeah.
I need to see that.
Pumpkin spice air freshener made a school evacuate.
And I know you're about to go, ooh, that sounds so good.
Yeah, it does sound so good, but why would they evacuate because of that?
Well, here, how about the news tells us?
As fire crew started opening windows and placing heavy fans inside Christo Ray High School,
one of the firefighters discovered...
This plug-in air freshener that basically puts out the odor every so many seconds,
and it's like pumpkin spice, and that's exactly what you can smell.
If you go in there, you can smell it.
So it has been identified.
It is not hazardous at all.
What is happening?
They're bringing in a hazmat.
It has been identified.
Something's wrong.
Jim, I think we found it.
What is it?
It's pumpkin spice.
Everybody out.
Everybody out immediately.
Move!
A burglar at a restaurant goes in.
Burglarizes a bit, about $100, but cooks himself a fine meal.
He spent four.
45 minutes carefully preparing himself a nice meal.
The coffee trying to track him down,
but the owner receives the meal that he prepared
and was like, man, I would have hired this guy
because he did a great job in the kitchen.
It wasn't no hamburger helper.
He broke into a Mexican restaurant in Long Island,
I guess you'd say on Long Island, around 2 a.m. Tuesday,
smashed the cash register, stole $100.
But while he was there, the surveillance camera shows
I'm putting on gloves, going to the fridge, picking out the ingredients,
cooked up some beans, some chicken, some shrimp,
And then he sat down and enjoyed the food that he made.
The owner says he would change gloves frequently after he handled food and touched another object.
He was working the pot like a pro.
He was sifted in the food.
He made sure it was heated evenly.
And then he did the dishes.
He dried them.
He wiped them all down.
And he left a dollar in the tip jar.
What's the problem?
Yeah.
Then he smashed the register.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Besides that, I mean, the cops still don't have them.
Grace. You know, sometimes you guys
extend a little grace. Do you?
Well, I mean, it would be pretty amazing story
if they ended up really hiring him.
They're doing the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
where they've nominated people, and we'll go over that in a second.
All right. But do you know who's nominated
for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Nope.
Tell me something good.
Oh, hold on.
So, do you know who that is? Amy. Like, that's a real song.
Oh, I thought you were saying, tell me something good.
People got nominated.
The people who did that song. Yeah.
Oh, the police.
No. Amy?
I can't remember his name.
Rufus.
This song is Rufus featuring Chaka Khan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's Ruthus is the band that's being nominated.
Yeah.
So they're not in, but yeah, that's a real song.
Damn it's something good.
That song got them in the Hall of Fame?
No, no, more than that.
But that's a staple of our show.
Yeah, but I've never heard of Rufus, and so I just don't know if they're a good at a whole
Hall of Fame.
You haven't heard of anything.
It's true.
Oh.
Hashtag, tell me something good if you have a personal one.
We're reading them back on Twitter.
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This week's been a
rough week.
First, let me,
because I always feel like transparency is cool.
So we've been able to raise
last we heard
because we're not watching it like a tote board,
but last we heard yesterday it was about
$175,000 for
Las Vegas and the victims there.
You know, Monday, we
came on after it happened and we just talked about it for five hours. We didn't know what we were
talking about it. I mean, it was happening while we were talking about it. Tuesday, artists came in
Wednesday. And we've slowly radio-wise adjusted to trying to have a more positive show. It's been
difficult for me even today yesterday. It's been great at times to laugh and at times I feel
terribly guilty for laughing. And I know they won't care with me sharing this. I won't share
too much, but I called and had a conversation with one of our listeners' families who was killed in the
shooting yesterday. And they're very, I mean, they were big fans of the show. He was a big fan of the show.
And as soon as I start to feel bad for myself, it's, you know, I, there's, there are lots of
families who are dealing with losing this family lost their son because he went to a show.
And as I say, you know what, it's been a rough week for me.
It's times a million for a whole lot more people.
And so I thank all of you that have done everything from,
I'm going to tell you, I got a call from the blood bank yesterday that we're like,
people are showing up like crazy and they're saying they heard it on your show.
Like, that's not me making you do it.
That's just me getting a message out and you doing it.
And so I always appreciate the platform that you, the listener, give us as a show.
For this right now, but at other times for other things,
I'm always grateful for that.
I'm especially grateful for it as I say here today.
When we do the dance party and we're yelling and hollering and having a good time,
you know, a lot of that is a little bit of it's forced.
And some of it, I need to force myself to do it.
But again, I'm not the one that's really struggling.
There are a lot of artists that are really struggling to.
That I've been talking to a lot, at least personally more over the last few days
than I've ever talked to in my five years of living here.
And again, we all realize that it's not us that have the real struggle,
and we all feel guilty for even feeling guilty, if that makes sense.
But again, this is just a thank you to you that listen to this radio show,
because at times when there are a million things going on,
and there's YouTube and Spotify and your phones,
and the fact that you put us on and listen,
and then go to the second tier of that
and donate to something that we've been able to create
to give a back.
Like that really means a whole lot to me and us and always will.
And I think that's probably the reason we were put here.
Not by our bosses, but like in the grand scheme of things.
I think that's probably why we're here.
And so thanks.
And Vegas is struggling.
We're on in Vegas.
and I know I have a lot of friends there
that the city's struggling
the individuals are struggling
the country music community is struggling
because one
I went on SE CUP show last night
on headline news and she's a friend of mine
and I stopped doing interviews because I couldn't do them anymore
I emotionally could not
I could not talk about
what had happened anymore
so I just stopped
I did Monday and Tuesday I did some
and then I was like I'm out
I'm going to stop
talking about it because it wasn't good for me.
Then I couldn't, I wasn't able to come in on the radio show and be healthy.
And so I stopped.
But SE is a friend of mine.
And she was like, hey, would you talk about it?
And I did it.
And I was so miserable last night.
And I was, I watched it back.
And I was so miserable talking about it.
And I was sad talking.
And I saw it on my face for the first time.
Like, I really just saw it in me.
And I'm not even the saddest.
That's the thing that really just hurts my heart is as bad as I feel right now.
and as my gut feels like the bottom of my stomach
just been cut out from underneath me.
I got nothing.
I'm 1% of what people are feeling who lost people that they love
that were out at the show.
A lot of people.
They put the picture up for the first time of all of the victims at once.
They filled in all the pictures.
And I paused it and I just stared at it.
For no other reason.
And I just looked at every single face on the screen
and I was really sad and I was really appreciative to the listeners of the show and that's all.
And it's tough.
It's been a tough week.
And I've tried not to break down.
Then I feel guilty that we're insensitive when we do bits that are funny.
I don't mean to get emotional right now.
I called Amy from the Bark Alight.
yesterday I have some parking garage
and I was crying because I just talked to the family
lost her son.
There's anybody.
I don't lose anybody.
And I try so hard to be
the strong one all the time.
I don't want to let you down
as a listener because I need to
be that.
But I can't.
I mean,
I don't even understand
all the emotions I have right now.
I just want to say that.
I don't even know if all that made sense.
And I don't cry, but I just feel like a dam who, the water is just, I'm pushing on it.
And, you know, I hit a button and I'll compartmentalize and go back to being good for a minute.
I think, I think it's good to share that and get it out.
And yes, I think you can only, like you said, I mean, a dam is a good comparison because I think,
that call yesterday with that family is what pushed you pushed that through.
But I think it's good for everybody to let it out.
And it's okay to have that emotion and to share it.
It's okay.
This is okay.
And yeah, you can press a button and move on from this segment.
But it's not pushing that button doesn't move us on from what everybody basically in our country is feeling right now.
And it hits close to home for sure.
So you doing, I can't even imagine what that call was like yesterday.
No, I can't imagine one of us.
And that's the thing, the call's not even though.
But don't feel guilty about feeling something because you had that moment and that experience.
Like, that's heavy.
That's all.
And the next segment we do will not be sad.
I promise you.
Monday show will not be sad.
There may be times where it won't be.
It's not
It's just
I just wanted to say thank you
To you
Who listens to the show
And
We wouldn't be able to do this without you
We wouldn't be able to make
Small, medium, large differences without you
And
I didn't need another reason to see it
But you gave it to me
And
That's really all I have to say
Right now
So I'm going to go and we'll be back and or we want a lot of East Coast stations leave now
But if you're not on the East Coast and you're central
We're going to hang around for another hour or so but I just want to say thank you
So Lionel Richie is going to be on American Idol
That's a story itself and he's going to make $7 million
That's cool Lionel Richie's really an American icon in music
That's not even what I'm talking about here though
Lionel Richie's daughter is 19 years old.
Him is Sophia Richie.
And she's dating 34-year-old Scott Dissick.
Scott Dissick was married to one of the Kardashians and had kids with her.
Just dated.
They never got married, but they did have Courtney Kardashian.
He is the baby daddy.
Three kids.
Okay.
Well, regardless, he's 34 and she's 19.
What's her name?
Sophia Richie.
Sophia Richie.
And she's 19, he's 34, right?
Yeah.
How old are you when you get out of high school?
18.
All clear.
She's 19. She's good to go.
Okay, legally, you're right.
In the law of the land, you're right.
Yeah.
But isn't that weird?
He's 34 and she's 19?
What is weird about it?
He's 34 and she's 19.
Like, what do you have in common?
I'm 37.
That would be tough for me to do it a 21-year-old.
But she's been living the celebrity lifestyle, so she is so much older than 19.
She's been going to these VIP parties for years.
You think that makes you older and more mature to go to VIP?
Oh, Bobby.
VIP parties.
I found the opposite.
The people who grow up coddled don't grow.
Mm-hmm.
I watched that Lady Gaga documentary, which is called 5'2 foot at two.
It's really good.
And she talks about how whenever she got famous, she stopped growing because everything
started to be given.
She stopped growing right then because everything started to be given to her.
Okay.
Not growing.
Got it.
As a human.
Yeah, I like tall.
She stopped developing because once you get famous, everything starts to be handed to you
give it.
You don't have to find yourself because everybody's yes, yes, yes.
Wow.
And she was like, I did not become an adult.
I stopped right there.
But yeah, 3419, creepy.
It makes him seem creepy, right?
Does anyone else feel like he's a creep?
Yeah.
No.
Oh.
Eddie?
Yes.
Are you just saying that or no?
Yes.
Okay.
I mean, even Lionel Ritchie's like, ew.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, because it's his daughter.
But Lionel Ritchie would date a 19-year-old.
He'd know he would.
Stop saying things just to say things.
I watched the show, Scott Vizzick was funny to me.
Scott Viz is my favorite.
He was just funny to me when I watched that Kardashian show.
Okay, now Eddie's sticking out for him so he doesn't think it's like.
See?
Look at you too.
I'm kind of just saying it.
Look at you too.
Police arrested a time traveler from 2048.
Oh my gosh.
Let me tell you this story before he started judging because what if this is true?
Okay.
Officers in Casper, Wyoming arrested a man claiming he had arrived from the future with news about aliens.
Police said the man claimed he was from 2048.
The man told police he wanted to warn the people
That aliens will arrive next year
And that they should leave as soon as possible
He then asked to speak with the president of the town
The man told police he was only able to time travel
Because aliens filled his body with the alcohol
That allowed him to time travel
I mean what if he's telling the truth
That's my thing
Like he's probably listen
He probably not
He probably not right
He probably not
And there's presidents
There's presidents of towns
Yeah
Maybe in the future
And so maybe he got confused
Oh you're right
Is that the future?
Let me speak to the president of the town, please.
Wow.
And you know what?
Probably not right.
I'm just saying there's a chance.
What if?
What if?
What if I told you?
What if I told you?
The aliens were coming.
What if I told you?
I'm from the future.
Amy.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Okay, listen.
Mr. Bobby Bones is my Instagram.
You guys.
made hashtag tell me something good, the highest trending of the entire United States today.
And that was awesome.
So that's a great.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Great.
Now are reusable bags, you know, you're trying to be all environmentally friendly, taking
your reusable bag to the grocery store?
Well, you better be cleaning it because the study found that almost all reusable bags
contain large amounts of bacteria.
The main culprit, raw meat that sits in the bags.
Fly down recycle.
They're seldom white.
I mean, if you think about it, sometimes, yeah, you unload the groceries, fold them up, put them back in your car.
So maybe wash them every now and then.
Yeah, that's an interesting thing.
Now, one, I don't use reusable bags.
I use paper because paper goes away.
If you recycle it.
Yeah.
I don't use the plastic.
I use paper.
Secondly, I'll buy a lot of groceries at the gas station.
You do do that.
Because that means only buy a couple things at a time.
Sometimes I don't get bags.
But that's a thing.
I need to realize.
Sometimes I just put it in my purse.
Yeah, and sometimes you don't even pay for it.
You leave and you steal it.
That is not true.
Accidental stealer.
If it has accidentally happened, I've gone back.
But you have done it.
Go ahead.
The most popular Halloween candy to hand out, what do you think is the number one thing?
Snickers.
No, no.
Not what you want to receive.
Twigs.
No, no.
Money.
Do you guys.
Toot brushes.
Not what you want to receive.
What do you think people are handing out?
The number one candy that's handed out.
Duh.
Yeah.
I'm going to say
jawbreakers.
Mike and Ikes.
It's very Halloween themed.
Just tell us so we stop yelling on.
Andy.
Yes,
there was no options left.
Amy let us roll through every option.
Okay, so I'm going to tell you.
She'd be a terrible game show host.
Yeah.
What?
Why did you ruin my chances
at ever being asked to host a game show?
The guy would go.
Let's see.
I'm going to take geography for 300.
Well, this state has the Grand Canyon.
I'm going to go Texas.
That's not it.
again. Florida? No, that's not it. Try again. How about Maine? No, that's not it. Try it. That's what
Amy would do on a game show. Okay. Great. Now if someone's listening that was considering me,
they're probably not anymore. Go ahead. So, Candycorn is first. Sour Patch Kids are next.
Then M&Ms, then Milky Ways, then Reese's peanut butter cups.
Oh, those are the best. I know. That should come in first. But hey, let's be honest,
candy corn's way cheaper than Reese's cups. So that's probably why.
All right. Cam Newton, we talked about him yesterday because he's not smart. And he made a really
rude horrible comment to a female reporter.
Rude, I would say yes.
Listen, my whole thing was...
We basically laughed in her face and was like,
it's funny to hear a woman talk about routes.
Completely disrespectful because...
Totally.
He was saying that because she's a woman, she couldn't understand it.
I was like, well, how about every dude sports writer that's never played football?
They also don't understand it to the level you're made...
Absolutely.
Yeah, you're talking about how bloated Bob, who has never played football, but yeah.
He should treat bloated Bob the same way he treated her if he's going to treat people like that.
Thank you.
And he shouldn't treat people.
people like that. Yes. That being said, I did think that the criticism backed, because I said he
can learn from this. I did think that the criticism, like the blowback against him was a little
harsh yesterday. Oh, well, that's the point of my story is, is that he's losing money now. He's
losing endorsements. I'm okay with that. Like Dan and yogurt, they're like, peace out, Cam Newton.
We don't want you. You know who eats a lot of yogurt? Women. I'm okay with that. Whenever you
have endorsers and they choose, they say, hey, you're kind of embarrassing me. We're going to back out.
I'm okay with that.
Yeah.
But people were acting like he had committed a crime.
He did something stupid and he could learn from it.
And the endorseals can always come back.
Do you think his apology was legit?
Let's hear it.
After careful thought, I understand.
Nope.
Wait, what did he say?
How do he start?
I can just tell.
Oh, okay.
After careful thought, I understand that my word choice was extremely degrading and disrespectful
to women.
And to be honest, that was not my attention.
and if you are a person who took offense to what I said,
I sincerely apologize to you.
If it sounds like you're reading,
it doesn't sound like you're being sincere.
That's why.
You thought he sounded like he was reading it?
I did.
And sincere would be owning it,
and he's like, if you took offense, I sincerely apologize.
Oh, those tips get you.
Because I've done that before and fights.
And be like, listen, if I made you mad, I'm sorry.
That's not the same thing because I'm sorry.
Yeah, it's like recognizing, wow.
I upset you and I'm sorry.
You feel that way.
Yeah.
Like if that hurt, you're feeling sorry.
Like, he should have, like Bobby said a million times, if you just owned it and said,
man, I watch myself back and I can't believe I said that.
That's exactly it.
Because what he, it was not a good, it was not a good look.
Hopefully, if, because that's the there makes me think he didn't watch it back.
Who knows?
But he probably isn't care.
He's probably just so disconnected.
Well, let's not start, let's not start probablying people.
Oh.
People probably us all the time and you get upset.
So that's not probably people.
Sorry, Kim.
I just listened to myself and say that back and that wasn't right at all like how I sounded.
Go ahead.
Well, since we're talking about sports, fun fact for Friday.
Okay.
There are at least 22 children in the U.S.
whose parents named them ESPN.
22.
That's it?
That's it.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
Yeah, that's it.
22 people named their children, or their child.
ESPN.
That's so selfish.
Like, the kid has to live life being called ESPN.
No, Espin.
I know.
And then, what's your name mean?
ESPN, the sports channel.
But it's...
You really think they go by ESPN?
Yes.
Okay.
I do.
Or S.
Oh, yeah.
You shorten it up a little bit?
Yeah, or something.
Let's go S.
Yeah.
Like, my name's Bobbylicious, but everybody's called Bobby.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
That's...
That was Amy's Pile.
Of stories.
There's the science guy.
Neil, I don't know I say his name, but I see him all.
Bill Knight.
No.
Grassy.
Neil de Gracie Tyson or whatever.
I see them all the time on Reddit.
Like they post stuff all the time.
Is the astrophysicist?
Yeah.
Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
And they don't know how I say his name.
So I never say it.
It's like when you see somebody, you talk to them seven times, but you're embarrassed to ask their name because you should know it.
Yes.
I never say his name out loud.
Also like that dude from one direction.
Nile.
Nile.
Nile horn.
I know that one.
Nile horn.
Here he is during an interview with Vanity Fair.
talking about the universe.
There are more molecules in a cup of water
than there are cups of water
in all the world's ocean.
What?
There you go, there you go, there you go.
Okay, okay.
Because of centrifugal forces,
you weigh a little bit less on the equator
than you do anywhere else on Earth.
So that means if you want to be skinny
or weigh in, go to the equator.
That's interesting.
And if Earth spun once per 90 minutes,
the centrifugal force will be so great
that you would be floating
above the ground, never touching the surface.
Wow. Wow. I wish I knew what some tropical force was.
I've been to the equator. Have you?
Yeah, when I was in Kenya.
Were you skinnier there?
Actually, I felt a little bit lighter when I took a photo at the little sign that said you're standing on the equator.
Did you float?
That's got to cool. Did you know lunchboxes and wife will not watch the Carolina Panders play football?
Why? Because of Cam Newton, we were talking about earlier.
Yeah. Oh, so interesting.
Yeah.
Last night, I had no idea she even cared, but I guess she heard the audio and she was like, just so you know, Cam Newton football, he won't be on our TV.
She always thought he was kind of cool and like, you know, hip.
And she was like, I kind of like him.
He seems fun.
And she goes, nope, if they're playing, we can't watch.
Interesting.
To see it translate into it.
Yeah.
How humans feel about things.
Because usually people get mad at us.
And they're like, I'm not listening.
Finally, there's something over there.
But who knew she cares?
She doesn't even really watch the football.
But she's like, I don't want him on our TV.
Cam Newton's, he's banned.
Lunch, you also asking me, he's like, hey, man, can you make me look cool?
I was like, what do you mean?
He's like, I know the raging idiots are playing in Tulsa.
Because we don't, we're not playing for, we play it not next weekend but the weekend after that.
We do Lubbock in Tulsa.
Yeah, I think Tulsa's the 21st.
What does he want?
Probably.
He's like, hey, can you make me look cool?
I'm like, do like meeting great and then like say hi to him, like sing to him on stage and stuff like that.
Like he has friends or something?
I don't know.
My cousin's taking her two kids.
And so I was like, hey.
but he gets his voice.
I was like, look, this is how I need it done.
They got tickets to the show, but make them feel extra special, you know, call them out of the crowd or something,
and then bring them up, sing a little bit.
They get to do kind of a meet and greet and they let cool in front of the crowd, and if any of their friends are that, I'd be like, oh, my gosh.
Wait, you want you to call them on stage?
I don't know.
Just sing a song.
That's excessive.
What do you mean?
It's family members.
We're having to meet anybody.
Yeah.
But we're not going to call somebody on stage.
That intervenes with our stage.
We actually have a real show.
I understand.
You bring people on stage before.
A comedy.
Like, we have, the raging idiots, if I can explain it.
We have an awesome band.
It's like a rock show meets, a comedy show meets a great wedding band.
That's the best way to describe it.
And it's songs, we play our songs and kids songs and lots of covers.
And it's the only purpose of it is to have fun.
And so we will meet them.
But I'm not going to bring them up and put.
But it's their hometown.
So if people in the crowd know them,
when they go back to school, they are going to be like, man, you got to go through the Bible.
We'll talk.
And it'll make me look really cool.
That could be kind of cool for them.
Thank you.
Well, of course, it's cool for anybody.
But there's also insurance that have to pay that if I bring someone up on stage and they get hurt, I have to pay insurance for every show.
Hey, look, I'll wave the insurance fee on this show.
They're fine.
They're not going to be jumping off the stage.
They're really well-behaved.
If anybody wants to come to Tulsa or Lubbock or El Paso or Austin, you go to Raging Idiots.com.
The shows really are a lot of fun.
find him. I wouldn't lie to you.
Wow, times have changed. You got insurance.
I have to.
Honest to God, our crowds
are big gish now?
Yeah, I just remember
there's like 25 people. He's more worried about insurance
than my street cred. That's what I'm doing.
That's absolutely true. Yes.
So there's that.
Do you want to know, these are all the people going
into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Oh, yeah, let's hit them.
Come on. Lunchbox, I'll play you a riff.
Oh, I'll tell you. There's no chance he gets any of them.
You don't think so. I'll get some
of them. Are you ready?
Yeah.
Riff number one.
Amy, you can play two.
Okay.
Name the band.
Oh, yeah, I've heard this.
Metallica.
Amy?
It's all the same.
Only the names are changed.
A dead or alive.
Bon Jovi.
Oh, it's wanted.
Kind of like Inter-Same, man.
Sounds same.
What about this one?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I know this one.
Go ahead.
If you know what I say it.
Oh, Nirvana.
What?
Sin Nirvana. Blind Melon.
No. Blind Melon had one head, really.
And they're dead. But it sounds like them.
No, it doesn't.
How is it?
It's radio head.
Oh, I'm a cream.
I'm a song.
No.
They're massive.
They don't even play that song anymore.
That's the only song I know of theirs, I think.
Okay, how about this one?
Yep.
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
These people nominate here.
Come in it now
Here we go
Who in it now?
Oh
Go ahead
Yeah yeah BC boys
No
Dang, I was close
My name is kids
No
Oh my gosh
By the way breaking news
Kid Rock will be in next week
Yeah
Yeah it is not
But that's rage against the machine
Dude that was like my jam
Rage
That time for me an alternative
Yeah
I'm getting better
These are older
you're not going to know this one.
I mean better at the older.
Okay, make a sentence.
Yeah, I got nervous.
He got nervous.
You didn't make no sense on that one, man.
And you're not playing anything worth anything.
And you haven't gotten anything right.
Go ahead.
Sticks.
No.
You're sitting on that answer?
Yeah.
No, Judas Priest.
Oh.
That's Beavis and Budhead.
Yes, I know that.
Yes, I know that.
Yeah.
No, I'm breaking the laugh.
Brick it a lot.
You're so.
I mean, you're crazy.
You won't get this one.
You won't get this one.
Okay, hold on.
The song.
Hold on.
Yeah, you won't even know the song.
Oh, I know the song.
Come on, Amy.
I know the song.
I know the song, but I know it.
Of the seasons.
Oh, Donna Summer.
Donna Summer.
Yeah.
No, it's the zombies.
Do you know what Donna Summer sings lunchbox?
No clue.
Thought she was, she may have been in the girl that does the thigh thing.
No.
That's Susan Summer.
That's the Thumbus.
My master?
Oh my gosh.
Not the same person?
That is kind of funny.
That's what she's known for.
At least you're getting kind of summer right.
No, don't give them credit.
Oh, they're sisters?
Like Donna Summer's like,
she works high for the money.
So high for her.
Okay, I heard that.
Yeah, yeah.
And while we're talking about her, I don't know, except for.
Exactly.
Why do we know that song that you just played?
The zombies?
Why would I know that?
Because I don't know the zombies,
but why do I know that song?
Oldies radio.
Yeah.
That's how I know all these songs.
I didn't know if I was like a movie or show or something.
Maybe Forrest Gunk?
Maybe.
That soundtrack is in a hall of fame?
No, it's not the song.
These bands are all nominated.
They need to be bigger than that.
Stop for induction.
Is that it?
Yeah, and then.
I did pretty good.
Rufus.
Yeah, I knew that one.
And they do what song lunchbox?
Tell me something good.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's them.
That's like not Ray.
Yeah, people think that's Ray making it.
Because Ray doesn't.
By the way, new music today from, you know, a lot of people.
Why is my boss calling me right now?
Like, I'm literally on the air.
He's probably impressed by my music.
Hey, I'm on the air right now.
Like time zone.
You guys still on the radio?
Yeah, we're on the radio.
Like, literally you're on the air right now.
You should definitely go back to doing that.
You should call me later then.
Okay.
I'll call you like a bit.
Have a great show.
Okay, thank you.
I thought something was wrong.
Wrong time zone he says.
He's in the East Coast time zone.
There you go.
That scared me.
Yeah.
Because I was like, why is our boss calling during the show?
Like, nobody calls me during the show.
Holy crap.
Don't do that.
Woo.
That was a little scared.
Yeah, I was a little bit.
Yeah, went from fun to like, uh-oh, what do we do?
It's cool that he's listening.
I wonder what alarm wants it off this time.
And it's also cool that he's listening.
Paying attention.
None of our bosses listen.
Unless they're supposed to listen.
They listen whenever people complain.
Oh.
That's when they go.
Oh, I need to go back and listen.
And there's nothing worse than the feeling of like, what did I say?
Oh, I always know what I said.
You do?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I don't.
I'm like, that was not said.
And then I hear it back.
I'm like, oh, my dad.
Oh, I did say that.
Everybody forgot Morgan number two's birthday today.
I didn't forget it.
No way.
I just didn't know when it was.
I never knew.
Oh, you never knew.
So you didn't forget.
Yeah, I just.
Yeah.
You know who didn't forget?
Probably you.
You.
No, you?
Of course I didn't forget.
Did you put in your calendar?
Yeah.
I put everything in my calendar.
I were so smart.
Well, I had it in my calendar, but then my computer broke.
Morgan number two is 24 today.
Bring it on in here.
Here it is.
There is.
First of all, you didn't get her crap.
Oh, I thought it was from all of us.
There's some gluten-free donuts.
Oh, yummy in my tummy.
There's like, Morgan, speed, speed, birthday.
Come here, birthday.
What's it like?
Open it up.
What do you got there?
Being so young.
Oh, because she's a...
Lunchbox is opening your place.
I'm helping you because you have your hands full.
Oh, I have...
It's like a...
vegan-free cupcake.
There you go.
A birthday cake there for you.
And a free people gift card.
There you go.
Shout out.
Let's shop.
And then it looks like a vegan-free donut.
Not gluten-free.
For all of us.
For everybody.
Yay.
There you go.
Thank you.
So should I smash this in her face?
You're not marrying her.
What's happening?
Bobby, that's thoughtful, especially that free people gift card.
Yes.
Thank you very much, Bobby.
And the donuts.
How do you feel that nobody else remembered?
You know, I didn't really anticipate it, honestly.
And I didn't tell anybody.
I wasn't like, you know, it didn't really matter.
Well, I did something for her.
We had something scheduled today, like a work thing today.
And earlier this week, I canceled it because I was like,
she doesn't need to do extra work on her birthday.
We were going to do cooking with Amy,
but she doesn't need to do that on her birthday.
So I moved it.
That is so nice to you.
That's looking out.
Yeah.
There you go.
Yes.
What did you do?
I texted her this morning and make sure she was coming to work.
Why?
Why do you even talk?
sometimes.
Like, what's the use of words?
Hey, happy birthday.
Well, we'll all have donuts.
We're really happy you're a part of the show.
Like, extremely happy.
And there's our girl.
We call her Deuce.
She's Morgan number two.
She is.
Wichita Zone.
Morgan number two.
Thank you.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Bobby Bones.
Thank you for listening today.
Thank you for listening this week.
We know this week's been different and tough and hard and all the above.
And confusing.
all that. It's been all that. And so thank you for just going through the week with us.
And I guess that's all I have to say. You can go to bobbybones.com. We still, and we'll continue
to have our pimp and joy and our love is greater than hate, merchandise, apparel, whatever you want to call it.
It's all kinds of stuff up there. We don't keep any of that money. It's all going to Las Vegas victims.
Thank you. We will see you Monday. And I hope your weekend is good. You find some joy somewhere in it.
Thank you very much.
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