The Bobby Bones Show - The B-Team Helps Amy + Riddle Me This is Back + Bobby Gives His Top 5 Condiments

Episode Date: July 31, 2017

A "B-Team' member comes through for Amy, Bobby brings back 'Riddle Me This' and the Top 5 Condiment List Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bobby Bones everybody Transmitting across America Show. Come on Bobby. All right, good morning, welcome back. Hope the weekend was great. This video. Morning!

Amy thinks she has fat fingers. Have you guys heard this story? No. Well, somebody pointed it out, of course, on Instagram, thanks. And then I started staring and I was like, oh, wow, like my fingers are all puffy around my rings. Like, it is like sort of stuck on there too. Do I force my rings on? I don't know.

How do you go on a finger diet? I don't know. I started like thinking, should I start working out my fingers in my hands or just get bigger rings? You just size up, yeah. Do I size up? Eddie's in there with pants recently. What?

I do you get bigger size of pants again. I mean, yes. Yeah, because you lost weight and then put it back on. Correct. I do that about once a year. Twice a year, maybe. I don't think your...

I don't think your finger's like fat. I was looking at the picture. One person says something on Instagram and then another one sees it and then they comment and then all of a sudden it's the Instagram. That's right. Yeah.

Someone was like, do your fingers hurt? and I'm like, oh, and that was after the person that had written the fat hand comment. And I'm like, oh, my goodness. And then I started looking and then, of course, I look at the picture and all I see is like this big old hand. It looks like a big old puffy rubber hand. If you want to see it, Amy's on Instagram at Radio Amy. Welcome back to the show. Look for the big hand.

Yeah, you'll think it's just a picture Amy's hand, but if you look behind the hand, you'll see the rest of her body sitting there too. Welcome back. We're going to have a good show today. We spent the weekend playing Raging Idiot Shows. And so I think we're good. I think it's one of those days where you come in tired, but you're still on fire. Yeah. Tomorrow will be terrible.

Heads up. You're always coming in with those. Can't wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.

Got a good one here on Monday. These two Girl Scouts, Haley and Kylie, they raised money to get a badge. And they donated these oxygen. masks to the Bakersfield Fire Department. And they're the small kind that go for pets. Oh, I love it. Well, the fire department, they were very thankful, but they never had used them.

They raised the money, they got their patch, they donated them. This week, firefighters, and Bakersfield rescued a dog from a burning house. They had the masks with them. They used them on the dogs. They saved the dogs. Yeah, that's cool. Haley and Kylie, you're awesome. Bakersfield firefighters, you're awesome.

I don't know. Everybody's awesome right now. I see you. Bobby Bones time. Come on, Bobby Bones. The story over the weekend I saw is that millennials hate beer and that beer is falling rapidly. Like, younger people aren't drinking as much beer. Well, let's go to our real millennial in the room,

our new digital girl, Morgan number two. Do you drink beer? Yeah, I do. Do you like beer? Yeah. If you get to have a drink at a bar, what do you drink? Typically, like, a Coors light or a mixed drink. Just depends on how I'm feeling.

Coors light. Guys across America are like, hey, what up? I don't drink, so I don't know what that means. It's just a raw beer. It's like America's beer. Yeah, that's my dad's favorite. Morgan number two is from Wichita, Kansas. Earth.

Yeah. Coors light. I want a girl that drinks a cold Coors light. How old are you? 23. She's like super millennial. Yeah, that's cool. But again, a 23-year-old, Amy, for you,

was it all beer when you went to the bar? When I was 23? Yeah. No, I was doing like smearing off. ice with skittles in the bottom. With what in the bottom? Is that a thing? I don't know.

Yeah, flavor some, you know, or Jolly Ranchers. But they don't even make Spear and off eyes anymore, do they? Yeah. They do? Oh, yeah. What about Zima? Zima's coming back. Yeah, I saw Zima's coming back.

It's back. Yeah, it's back. Maybe that's what I used to do with Skittles in the bottom. It's so good. And then when you get to the bottom and you finish it, you got to chew up the skittles. Or are they good? Or they taste like alcohol. No, they're so good.

Not Zimas. I had some. I don't recommend I'm drinking those and they had they were like cooked in some sort of like

bourbon or something oh yeah so there's no alcohol but they're made but I could taste the alcohol on it really

and it tasted terrible like why someone would taste like the taste of alcohol it's like coffee yeah maybe we just look through the taste

to get the buds well there's no buds in this oyster yeah it's disgusting yeah come on bobby bone show

this is a real song by the way in case people didn't know sometimes people were here in the grocery store they're like they stole your

tell me something good song. No, like 15 years ago, literally, we started to do in this segment, and I just clipped off this part of a real song by Rufus. Yeah. A teenage girl who missed her high school prom because a bunch of bullies finally got her chance to party

thanks to 120 bikers who made her dreams come true. She was 16, she was sick, and she had ulcerative colitis and arthritis, and she wasn't able to move around. The kids were making fun of her because she couldn't dance. Oh, man. So she didn't go to prom. And her mom posts a picture.

A mom was upset, obviously. And she was like, hey, we paid $600 for this dress. And now my daughter didn't want to go to prom. So this biker club, they're actually called the scooter club, but they drive motorcycles. They threw her party. It's like you wouldn't expect the biker dudes to be doing that. But it makes it even that much more special that they did. It is.

And here's the thing about biker clubs, they really aren't out robbing banks. No. They just ride motorcycles. They actually do do a lot of, I know a particular biker group in Austin. and they look like hardcore, but they're like, they're like volunteering all around town. It's like me. People look at me and go, that's one bad mama jama. But then I'm just like, give me a hug.

You know what I mean? Yeah. No, you don't. All right. Amy? So the strawberry farm, I guess at the end of the season, sometimes people just plow up the strawberries because it's the fastest way to turn the land over. But this one farm, Quinn's Farm, they decided to contact a food bank,

and the food bank was able to gather tons of staff and volunteers. And they got to go out to the strawberry fields and pick every single strawberry They walked away with 300 pounds of strawberries to take back to the food bank to distribute fresh strawberries to make jam and then freeze the strawberries for some people that may need strawberries in the winter. Lunchbox. Paul and Camden have been best friends for the last four years. They're eight years old now and Camden's in a wheelchair. And Paul noticed that it's a big, heavy wheelchair. And he's like, man, he has a tough time getting around.

So he went out and raised money for his best friend Camden so he could get a new lightweight wheelchair and it's easier. for him to maneuver. Wow. It's a good friend. There you go. Those are your good news. I was awesomely and unbelievably said, hey, you're going to be in the Radio Hall of Fame, which is fantastic. And they're like, you're the youngest member ever inducted

and I'm like, what? You've got to know why I feel like I don't deserve it, but I'm not going to say no. Because all the listeners worked hard to get me there, and I appreciate that. And I have four chairs. Amy's in one, lunchboxes in one. My old program director, Jay is in one. And there's one seat open,

And the big question is, will it be Eddie or Lindsay, my girlfriend? And so on the phone now is Kathy in Rockfield, Maryland. Hi, Kathy. Hi, Bobby. How are you? I'm really good. Now, you've heard this. What do you think?

Eddie has to go because he's in your band. The band has nothing related to do with the show. It doesn't. No, I know, but it does. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. You have to take Eddie because he's in your band. But why do you think the band?

There's no question. There's no question. So, Bobby, how long have you been in radio and then how long has the band been a band? Well, I've been being the band for like 15 years. Okay, but I, okay, you and, okay. Just like me on and off. That's true. It never really became a big thing until Eddie and I decided to do it.

The Raging Idiots, which, by the way, we'll be in St. Louis and Madison, Wisconsin this weekend. Good segue. I like that. Thank you very much. But I don't know. It's not until November. Who knows if we still are on the air? Who knows if I still have a friend in Eddie?

Who knows if I still have a girlfriend? All of those questions are up there. So I'm not making the decision now. I'm just not. When are you going to make this decision? What? When are you going to make it? I have to make it by September.

Okay. September 1st, I have to make it by. Hey, Kevin in Ohio. Hey, how are you doing? What do you think about this? I think you should take one of the fans. We voted for you, so I think their fans can be able to go. Okay, Kevin.

One. Too many to choose. from two. I'm not taking one by themselves. If I were to take one, I would take two. So they don't have to awkwardly sit at the table. Kevin's just being selfish here. Oh, Kevin, you'd pick him? Oh, I get your game. Kevin, you want to go.

Well. Bobby Bones Show. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Fort Pierce, Florida. A 20-year-old man was walking around about 5 a.m. And he sees a car there, and he's like, oh, someone left their car running. I'm going to jump in and take that thing home. He goes over there.

and he's like, man, it's locked. He's trying to open it. Only problem, it was an undercover cop in there. The windows were tinted and he couldn't see the cop sitting inside. That's neat. Cop jumped out and arrested him. Dang. I just think it's funny people think that they can hop in a car and drive off.

Oh, man, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Oh, man. Apparently, to add a little spice to your relationship. All right. I'm listening. You're supposed to, if you're a dude, let your girl, or whomever, dude, shave your face for you.

Apparently, that's supposed to be hot. Oh, no way. Oh, my gosh. Do you remember when I went to this, like, marriage seminar thing at my in-laws house? Which was really awkward. What? What in a world? A little bit, I went straight in my mouth.

No, no, no, no. So it was a bunch of married couples. Most of them, well, their age. which they're significantly older than me. And someone there was leading this seminar and how to like keep your marriage, you know. Okay. And one of their tips was that you should shave each other.

That's so weird. Like he shaves your legs. No, no. You know, like, so I went, my husband was deployed, but I went just to like, I don't know, go and support my animals who were having this, you know, the speaker at their house. And I told my husband, like, you're going to have to shave me legs.

I mean, now I have laser hair removal, but way back then this was when we were first married. And my husband did it. He shaved my legs because this, you know. Did you like it? Did it work? It didn't do anything. Did you shave his face?

But the couple, no, I haven't, but maybe I'll have to try that out. So guys, would you let your wife shave your face? No. No way. No, she will cut me. Okay, here is the homework assignment. No, no, no, boom! Yeah, no, no, stop.

This is the homework assignment. You have to let your wife shave your face. Bones, she will cut me. Like, I will have cuts all over my face. But you will be so much closer for long. So, here's the deal. Today's Monday. So by next Monday, you have to have your wife shave your face.

Yeah. I don't like this one bit. Wait, so does Lindsay shave your face? Yeah. Not my wife. Okay. It says relationship. No, it says wives.

Vice up your marriage. Go to me. Wife. Yes. Wives only. This is so dumb. Ray, you're out of this too. Yeah, I just have a girlfriend.

Yeah, girlfriend. This is awesome. So you have a week to let your wives shave your face. Good luck, boys. Hey. Bobby Bone Show Chris Hey, what's going on?

You're on the air, buddy? What's happening? Hey, not too much. Hey, I was just going to tell Bobby that, you know, no matter what, you've got to take vacation. He's all about health. And, you know, here's the thing, man.

Mental health is, Amy's right on that one. So you've got to take a self-help vacation and essentially go out and take Lindsay L, maybe go hiking, do something that's physically active. Hold on. Let me stop. for a second. He hates all that.

Nature. We were talking about on the show how I don't have any hobbies. I don't say that I need a self-help vacation. I said I don't have hobbies that I don't really like vacation. I'm not trying to find time. But we're encouraging you to find that. I have plenty of time if I want it. I just don't like it.

But this Chris here has me going to some camp deep in the woods getting naked, praying to some monkey in a tree or something. I don't know. What's this thing you're talking about? No, man. You're saying you can't go do things because you don't like sitting around being lazy, and that's why you don't take a vacation when Amy was talking about it. So what you need to do is find something that's active, man.

I'm active every day. I'll work out every day. Exactly. So go be active on a vacation. I'd be active so I work out. I don't want to be active. I don't have to work out. Like, I'm good.

Why are you fighting this so hard? Just take a three-day vacay and go somewhere and, like, go somewhere and, like, Like, why don't you just let me be me? How about that? Yeah. How about that? Yeah. How about that, everybody?

Okay. We're sorry that we're encouraging you to be the healthiest you, like mentally. Great point. My mental health is probably as strong as it's been today. Today. Chris, I appreciate you looking out. I need to find a hobby. I don't have one.

We've had the discussion for years. I don't have a hobby. One day I'll find a hobby. Better than that, man. Be sure you put more lunchbox. Yeah. Wait what? Yeah.

He's a lunchbox. That cheer of yours at the end. That, yeah, sounded a little half-hearted. Yeah, let's get a little more in there. More lunchbox. Yeah. There we go. All right, there we go.

Appreciate that, buddy. Let's go. I do love lists. Now I present to you. My top five condiments. And number five, ranch. Oh, you don't like ranch? I'm shocked.

I'm a lot. I'm shocked. I make the cut. I can't even smell it. At number four. Hot sauce. Okay. Yeah.

That's good. And number three. Buffalo sauce. Yeah. Good one. Different than hot sauce. I like it. I know.

I thought my head, I was like, I did. They're different. They are different. At number dos. Ketch up good. That's a good one. And easily at number one. Mustard.

Thank you very much. Top five condiments according. I'm not clapping. I'm not clapping for that one. That was a bad list. Mustard? Y'all, by far, I ate mustard on anything. At number one, like, plain yellow.

Give me meat and put me mustard on it. And I eat it. I don't care. Gray poop on? Honey mustard? Just put mustard on the meat. Where's the barbecue sauce in the top five? Not really a BBQ valet.

Where's the mayonnaise? I hate mayonnaise. The mayonnaise is not a good. Oh, come on. It goes poop, then mayonnaise. Yeah, right. Oh, it's disgusting. Okay.

It goes, vomit, poop, poop, mayonnaise. in that order. That's funny. What's your number ones then, Amy? Ketchup and ranch. Ketchup and rants. Okay. That would be my top two for sure.

Lunch box? Barbecue sauce. Number one? Absolutely. Wow. Interesting. I love barbecue sauce. And then I would say maybe some buffalo sauce.

I don't really like condiments that well, but... You don't like condiments at all? No, I don't put... What's wrong with you? What's dip things in? That's like... Barbecue sauce. Like my French fries?

I don't like music that much. I dip them in barbecue sauce. Everybody likes music. Right. Everybody likes condiments. Y'all. He also doesn't listen to music when he runs, which is crazy to me. So weird.

He just goes out for runs and listens to the voices in his head. He's like Forrest Gump. What are the voices say? That's when you think about life and you clear your mind and you just pay attention to your surroundings. I'm jealous. I'm envious that you can do that. Like, I don't even say that make a fun of you. Like, that's crazy to me that you can do that.

Oh, Eddie's making fun of you. Yeah, I was picturing the voices in your head like, chicks. Money. Beer. An awesome body. Reality shows. Real world. Teen pregnancy.

That's what I pictured. I was just laughing. Sorry. That's good. Hey, man, I'm not worried about it. I'm worried about it. And finally, Eddie, your condiments top of it.

Number two, ranch. Number one ketchup. Oh, we're the same. I'm the only mustard? Y, for sure. Mustards right next to poop and vomit from me. No, stop that. All right.

Yes, Amy. Have you had Chick-fil-A sauce? Yeah, it's really good. I told you just a combination of those. Oh, my God. I tested it. He was right. Yeah, that's right. It edited a video with a kid.

We play a game sometimes where I'll give you the real name of a country artist. And you give me the name we know them by. For example, the one that fooled you a bit ago was Thomas Luther. You had no idea that that was Luke Bryan. No idea. I love it, yeah, I love it when you get that beat. Boots don't stomp your feet. All right, so that's how the game works.

Ready, Amy? Ready. Tracy Daryl What country artist The real name is Tracy Daryl Tracy Lawrence No Tracy Ackin You're close though

Some of these people I thought the real names were the real They're stage names too This next one I'm surprised by Okay Brad Douglas Brad Paisley

Just because of the Brad But if I'm thinking about Changing names I'm probably going to like Brad Shocker Not Brad Paisley Or you know Brad Bonanza

like Paisley is such a Like maybe it's like a grandfather or something I don't know the story behind his name I thought that was his name So what is it really? Brad Douglas I don't know about tomorrow But I'd be like

Brad Bistro or something You know catchy Yeah Jason Williams Jason Al Dean Yeah some of these are so easy Because they get their first name I wonder if Al Dean's like it's middle name

That's also a thing too. Maybe it's like middle name. Hey, look up Jason. Al Dean. Where that came from. Al Dean. I give you one more. Bob Richie.

Bob Richie. Garth Brooks. Stop it. Okay, okay. All right. George Strait. Stop it. Why aren't you insulting the greatest?

Bob. I'm trying to think about Bob, Bob Richie, Richie, Bob Richie. Wait, what's wrong? This could be their real names. I'm not, sort of insult. Tim McGraw. Nope.

Kid Rock. No, you didn't. You went through seven people. Okay, now that you say it, I know his real name's Bob. Eddie, did you find anything about Aldine over there? No, I'm still reading. What are you reading? Oh, it's a middle name.

It's Jason Aldine Williams, but it's spelled A-L-D-I-N-E. Aldine. Maybe. Wow. Yeah, so I thought it could be like a, it's his, Aiden name. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bum, yeah. I think lunchbox kind of has an argument here because a lot of emails go out around the office and like, hey, we're having an office party at 4 p.m. for everybody in the office. And I see them and I'm like, well, that's unfortunate for us. I just feel left out because they have ice cream party. They have all these fun events at 4 p.m. Why don't they every once in a while throw us a bone and do one at 10 a.m.? Hey, we're having a pancake party in the upstairs kitchen.

Everybody come. Because we want to feel like we're part of the office. And when it goes out and says 4 o'clock, they know that we're not going to be here. And they do it all the time. They have multiple parties a week. They're like happy hour, like beer cart Friday. The worst is when they give half days. And they're like, everybody can work until noon, then go home.

Oh, okay. Thank you. We're already, we go home at noon. Or at 7 a.m. They're like, ooh, the roads are terrible. Stay home. Stay home. Do not come in.

Well, we're already at work. And so I just feel like, man, it would be so awesome. and we got included in some of those and they threw them in the morning so we could be, we could take part because I want to feel like part of the team because I like everybody that works here. Do you?

Here's the thing, though. You have to stop responding to these emails sent to the whole building as the spokesperson of the show because you're not. Oh, I did that though. One time though. No, more than once. Yeah, he's always like,

we as a show would like for everyone to know. No, no, no. You aren't. And he's like, thank you very much for your time. We appreciate. Like he's like oddly nice in the email, even though he's a nice guy. It's like over the top. Because I'm speaking for the show.

As a representative of the show, you had to be extra nice. And I would love to be part of the ice cream party or pancake party or French toast party. Whatever party they want to have. They have French toast party? Well, no, I'm saying they can have that before. It gets us. We're like, okay. I think it's a fair argument that one out of five they have that we can go to.

Yeah. We go to none of them. And they have like the office Christmas party and they'll do it at 4 p.m. because they're like, I'll let people out of work early and, okay, we're gonna work early, we gotta, wait,

we could come back up here. Fair argument, please stop replying all as the spokesperson for this show. The spokesperson for the show is Morgan, our producer. Yeah, but she's not on it. She doesn't feel left out,

I guess, she don't want to be part of the party. I wanted to, so I wanted to speak up for the show. Okay, well, thank you very much. Bobby Bones. It's the Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones show.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Eric Church will no longer be performing on Good Morning America. He was scheduled to perform on August 18th as part of the show's summer concert series in New York Central Park, which is pretty awesome. And the reason for the cancellation hasn't been released, but good news if you're looking forward to it is going to be rescheduled. So Brett Young, his debut single, Sleep Without You, hit number one. Then his follow-up single, in case you didn't know, also shot to the top of the charts. So now Brett feels like he has set the bar for himself.

so high, he is out talking about how he's, like, so nervous about his next single. I mean, I just feel like there's a lot of pressure there. But we believe in you, Brett. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds kidding. Hope your Monday's going good. You see the story where researchers held the first successful test of a car run from whiskey residue so they can make your car run off whiskey.

What? Pretty cool. You know you're talking about Elon Musk and you just, they're like, hey, nobody built the car. Yeah, he just some guy. He didn't just build a car. Lots of people build cars. He's the first guy to mass produce a car that doesn't use a fossil fuel. Like no gas, no oil.

Well, what about cars like the Nissan leaves? They're electric too. Partially. Oh, really? They still have, yeah. I don't know what a fossil fuel is. So when you say that, you're... Oil, natural gas, anything from the earth for power, used for power.

He's also the guy that's developing the tunnel. Does you see the little elevator that takes the car down into the... the tunnel. No. Like I was watching some video of his, like, you put the car and it's like on the road and all of a sudden the road starts to lower and lowers you down into this tunnel that he's going to like make your car go like. You can use your own cars.

I don't know that was the thing. I thought it was like a triumph thing. This might be something different. He's testing, but it's with the Tesla and I watch the Tesla go down in the road elevator and then it's supposed to take you to some tunnel where you can go like 100-something miles per hour. Do you know where his inspiration came from? He was sitting in traffic in Los Angeles.

He was like, this sucks. Can we not barrel under the ground? Amazing. And that's where it came from. This is the guy that built the solar shingles so you can power your house with solar. Amazing. He's going to go down in history. Oh, he already has.

I mean, he's our Steve Jobs, Bill Gates. Like, he's that generation below. Wow. He's also the guy who does all the rockets. He shoots rockets way up and puts off all these cameras and science and experiments and stuff. Man, I want to be smart like that. Like, how do you get that smart? We're all different, you know?

You work hard. You learn, you read. I read. What's the last book you read? I know because you do read. The last book I read was, it's called It's All Over But the Sheltin by Rick Bragg. It's what?

All over with the way. But the shouting. It's all over but the shouting. Shouting. Yeah. What's that about it? He's just this guy that grew up really, really poor, and he's a newspaper reporter and he works his way up.

He doesn't go to college. He's like bare bones? Wait, when did this come out? The morning corny. What is the librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? What's the librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? Bookworms. I mean, come on.

I mean, come on. It jokes take like an hour to tell. Well, I mean, I don't know how to say it. Could you shorten it? What's the librarian fish with? What is the librarian? It's good. That was the morning corny.

That's give you a hard time. That's a good one, though. You're right. Come on. Get your Bobby Bones on. The tweet was taken down, but someone had posted, hey, why do you guys yell Jerry on the show? Did you guys see that tweet?

Yeah. Yeah. So Evan is on, and she's the one who sent the tweet. And Evan, I laughed out loud. So I laughed out loud of that so much that I put her on Instagram, too. and it made me feel old because you didn't know what the Jerry, Jerry, Jerry chant meant. I didn't.

And it's funny because I've been listening to y'all for like five years and I know your cast. Like I know who's on, Amy and Bobby and, you know, it might be everyone. So I was like, I know there's not a Jerry like behind the scenes. And so you wondered why we would just chant Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Now, why did you pull your tweet down?

Well, everyone was commenting not on your thread, but on mine. And I'm like, I'm getting, like, killed because of this. So I just took it down. Getting killed? Do you know what it means now? Yes, there's a Derry Springer show. And I know there was that show like, you're not the father or something. That's Mari.

That's Morypovich, but kind of the same kind of show, yeah. Okay, that same concept. But, yeah, I had no idea who Derry Springer is. That's crazy! That is so crazy. Crazy, you don't know who my best friend Jerry is. She's 18 years old and she doesn't know Jerry Springer. That makes sense, though.

I know. Oh, no, I know you know. No, we just feel old. There's drama with Evan. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. See, Evan, what happened was, back in the day it became a cultural thing when there was drama. That show was so big. They would have watch parties in the middle of the day for this show.

Crazy. And so when there would be drama, people would start yelling Jerry Springer's name. But, yeah, thanks for the time. And also, I'm a first time. And you gave us a time marches on too. There you are. Thank you, y'all. Do you ever at 18, Evan, feel like you're getting older?

Like, do you ever have something to go, oh, I'm getting older? I feel so old. Like, I have a younger sister and, like, listen to her talking her friends. I'm like, man, I'm just ancient. Yeah. So when you hear me at 37, am I like an old man? No, y'all are like my buds, so. I appreciate that.

Yeah. Thank you very much. I appreciate you. And that was a very interesting. Thank you for calling. Yeah, that was last week, and I forgot to talk about that. But she tweeted it, and I was like, ooh, we're old. We have listeners that don't even know what.

Jerry. It's Monday. I brought you a little juice for Monday. A Monday round of riddle me this. Oh, man, it's been a hot minute. So what I'll do is I'll read you an easy kid's riddle. See if you can nail it. As we play a game called riddle me this. The winner gets to do that back.

Everybody always wants to do the riddle me this. Best prize ever. I'm the only one that gets to do it. You ready? Ready. Take off my skin. I won't cry, but you will. What am I?

I'm in. Riddle me this. I'm in for the win. The voice is warmed up. Take off my skin. I won't cry. But you will. will. What am I?

I'm in for the wind. Riddle me this Amy. Onion. Why did you just say with attitude? Yeah, because I didn't think I was going to get it and I'm like, yeah, I got it. That should be self-attitude, not toward me. Correct. There's an attitude towards you. It's attitude towards Eddie. Lodge Fox. Onion.

Eddie. Band-aid? After that, after that? Oh, man. Eddie was totally acting like he had it. He was like the first one in. Eddie, a Band-Aid. What?

Stupid face. You feel so dumb right now. He's rubbing his forehead like, oh. That was pretty dumb. All right? Riddle me this. There's a clerk at the butcher shop. He is five feet ten inches tall.

He wears a size 13 shoe. What does he weigh? There's a clerk at the butcher shop. He is five feet ten inches tall. He wears a size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? Riddle me this. You want to one more time?

No. Yeah. I'm in. Okay. Two votes. I'm trying to do the math here. There's a clerk at the butcher shop. He's five foot, 10 inches tall.

He wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? This is hard mathematics. What in the world? I'm in for the wind. All right. Time's up. Amy?

Meat. He's a butcher. What does he weigh? Meat. Wow. Yeah. Lunch box. Meat.

Oh! You sandbag does. Eddie. Don't be dumb. Meat. Oh. Sandbaggers. Question number three.

You see it in the water, but it never gets wet. You see it in the water, but it never gets wet. I don't need a sandbag on this one. I'm in for the wind. Dang, he just said riddle me that. You see it in the water? But it never gets wet. Three seconds.

Two seconds. One second. Amy. Oxygen. I mean, you really see oxygen. Eddie. Sponge. Lunchbox is a tie for the win.

What is it? Not time for the win. This is awesome. outright wind to go, I haven't missed. Oh, you got onion right. Yeah, I got onion right. Oh, my name. And I got meat right.

Hold on. It is warm. For the wind. It is warm. Oh, do you see that over there in the water? Is that my reflection? Oh, that's doing. We need, we, we, we, go out of the world.

Good day. I'm crushing a Monday morning. And now, for the wind lunchbox, go for it. You know what that game was? What was that? It was. Lauren in Tampa, Florida. Hello.

Hi, Bobby. What's happening? I was calling to find out if you had any update on your chafing issue from when you were sweating, when you're boxing, and I wanted to see if any listeners gave you any good advice. Yeah, well, listeners sent a lot of stuff up, like something called Monkey Butt, and there's some products that were sent to me. Even Fruit of the Loom sent me a bunch of underwear. It's crazy. People would care about my chafing. Even you calling is crazy.

I appreciate that. It makes me feel warm in my heart that people care. What I did though is I ended up wearing tights That I had originally planned for yoga But then I started seeing all these like the rock Batista My boxing coach wears these tights And I was like I can wear them and not be judged

Yeah So I started wearing them and so I don't have any chafing between my butt crack anymore But it hurt really bad I woke up and thought I had honestly Just candidly as possible I thought I had some sort of like Butt STD or something What? And I don't know how I got it or what I sat in to get it

But I was like, I'd set on something. Oh, okay. Yeah. I didn't. It was chafing. For a while, I was like, oh, no, I have something. I need to get taken care of, like, without telling the show about it. But that wasn't it.

But yeah, I always started wearing tights. But thank you for calling. I appreciate you caring and I appreciate you. Or. You! Thank you. Hope everybody's Monday is going good. Amanda in Clarksville, Tennessee.

Thanks for calling. What's happening? Oh, my gosh. Am I really on? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show. age 22 from Clarksville, Tennessee. She's on the show, Amanda, everybody. I am seriously going to freak out.

Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech. Okay, so literally I've been trying to get through for at least two years. Dang! I've been listening to y'all since I graduated in 2013. That we don't cheer about because we're getting older. We're like, yeah, whatever. Okay, go ahead. This is literally so crazy.

Yeah, so I don't even know what to say. But I just want to say, I hope Amy gets her kids. Oh, this is like an all call. Like, she's been waiting for two years, so she's going to say a lot of things. No, no, no, I like this. Okay, hold on. I'd like to start over. All right, she's been waiting two years.

Go ahead with your speech. Everybody, Amanda. Go ahead, Amanda. Okay, so freaking love you, Bobby. Thank you. Thank you. Lindsay, you're perfect. So go ahead with that.

Amy is the best person in the world. Like, she's so sweet. And I don't even know her. This is probably really creepy to y'all. Nope. Keep going. Well, I follow everybody on social media. Eddie is hilarious.

His kids are adorable. And I know his son's going to grow up and make a bunch of movies and be rich. I'm hoping for that, too. Thank you. You're welcome. But, yeah, basically, I see it really. There is. There she is.

She's not done. What? She just said, that's it. But what about lunchbox? Oh, so much. Okay, lunchbox. How could I even forget about lunchbox? I just have like a nerve driving through me right now.

But lunchbox, you're funny. I don't care if anybody says you're funny. We all say he's funny. Why do people all... Thank you. I don't care what anybody thinks. Thank you. All of us think you're funny.

Respect. There she is. Ladies gentlemen. Amanda, for folks on Thursday. Amanda, thank you very much. And I'll tell Lindsay you say hello, okay? Okay, thank you. All right, bye-bye.

By the way, Lindsay has a new song up. If you've been pre-order a record... I can get used to good, good, good. You know they put out like one song a week until the record? So much guitar. Ticka, chickat, chick, like the way you let me be me is a new height. And I'm riding that wave.

Almost forget to worry about the heartbreak. And it's hard to let my scars fade. But you're helping me find a way that good, good, good. Wait, there's that. I hope your Monday's going good, good, good, good, good. Oh, I should use that as a clip, just that part. I'm like, hey, I hope you're doing good, good, good. Yeah, there you go.

All right. Thank you. Thanks for being a friend. It's the Bobby Bones show. We have the greatest listeners, and we started calling them the B team, because it's like we're always picked second in life, and my name starts a B. So it just made sense. And the B team means, one, you listen to the show, but two, it's about just being active and doing awesome things. And the B team, like, came through hard for Amy.

They sent her a message because she was like, hey, they told me to write a letter to my congressman to get my kids over here. because she's in the middle of adopting these kids. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I mean, they, like, rally together. They're like, we've got, you know, people in this state, this date, this date, and this state. We can all contact centers. We just need the info and the right stuff that we're supposed to do. They've already been, like, communicating with each other online, like, forming, like, a committee, I guess, like, Operation Bringing Me's Kids home.

And I just was, like, and they were all like, hey, I mean, it was almost like they had to introduce themselves as, you know, no, don't worry. You can, your information's safe with us. we're part of the B team. And it just was so awesome. Like I was like, wow, our listeners are so amazing. Like, what the notes say that they wrote you? Do you have it? Um, yeah, a group of us listeners would like to send letters to representatives and sitters

on you and your husband's behalf to try to assist in any way we can with your adoption timeline. Do we send them to Tennessee reps or just anyone? We can cover Texas, Virginia, Maryland, Tennessee, North Carolina by representation. Also, is there a case number or something we can reference to use your name? and one of our B-Team members works for the State Department in D.C. What? And she has, like, a colleague going to Haiti next week, so she's going to get some wheels turned or get the ball rolling. We're the greatest listeners.

I know, we really do. It's crazy. B-Team, represent, appreciate you so much. I don't know if it'll help, but everything's helpful. Amy's just been in this process of four and a half years, and I think. That DM, or that message was from Johnny, by the way. Which a lot of them we know by, like, their names just on Twitter and have met various places. But shout out Johnny.

We have the best listeners. B team appreciate you. Just for trying. Like, even nothing happens from that? Yeah, no, just even the thought. Just for caring. I mean, people are busy. They have their own lives.

We're just knuckleheads on the radio. So, thank you, sincerely. On Friday's show, Amy told the story. She was the target, and there was a mom with her five-year-old, and the five-year-old was just screaming, and then he wanted a toy. And you felt bad for the mom, but you also didn't how you were going to handle it. No, because I was like, oh my goodness, I would just make this

stop and probably buy the toy, but I knew that wasn't a right feeling. So, tweets and Facebook messages and still calls about this. Amy and Virginia, how are you, Amy? Just fine, how you doing, Bobby? Really good. Thank you for calling. What do you want to say about this? Well, I'm the first-time caller. And I just want to comment about the Target thing. Yeah. Okay, my kid was the kid in Target on the floor screaming. And he's People were like, are you going to pick him up? I said, no, do you want to deal with him? And I would let him just be on the floor 10, 15 minutes until he was done having his sit.

And so we set rules and guidelines. We go in the store and you guys behave, that don't ask for anything. At the end, I will buy you a treat, maybe some fruit snacks or a candy bar, something, and give him a treat that way. Or I will say if it's too close to dinner or something, how about we go to the part for half an hour if you guys are good in the store. And that way I'll reward the good behavior and not just be always on them about it. And they know when we go to the store now, if they're good, they'll get something maybe at the

end instead of my always saying no to them all the time. Thank you for the advice. And I appreciate you. So is Amy. Yes, totally. I appreciate you guys. Thank you, Amy. Thanks for calling.

Hey, Tina wants to talk about this too. Hey, Tina. Yeah. What do you think about this? Oh, for Amy. Yeah, what I have done in the past is we've done timeouts right there. and there. And I've even wound up on the people of Walmart page. It's really funny. Oh, well, you've wound up on the people of Walmart website. Legit? Yes. Oh, my gosh.

Because you tell your kid timeout in Walmart? Yes. Where do you send them exactly? We just, wherever we are, you know, I find a nice little corner out of the way and, okay, we're going to take a timeout. This is what you did. I, you know, I follow all the things that the nanny thing set on TV. You know, this is why we're on timeout. You're going to do one minute per age, da-da-da-da and then afterward you know I'll just stand there or sit down with them and you know then at the end of that time I go back and okay do you know why you were in timeout and then they have to come back to me you know the same thing we would do at home do you find that it works um yeah the older they get the more embarrassed they get so the less likely you know I remind them

they get their you know hey if I have to tell you again it's going to be a time out or you know Yeah. Yeah. It's an option. Well, I appreciate that. But I'm on my third one. So you don't have to take too many time out. Thank you for calling in.

Thanks for the advice. Appreciate you. Thank you. She's famous. Yeah, people want more. That's a funny website. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show.

I do things. You know, I'm a big numbers guy. And so I've now listened to Chris Ableton's new record 100 times all the way through. You counted. I have it. It tells me. Oh, I was like, I thought you meant the, because you have it on actual vinyl.

And I was like, pitch. I didn't open that. No, no, no. I was picturing you in your room one. But after a hundred times, I feel like I can finally declare a favorite song on the record. Okay. Because I can't listen to it once ago.

That's my favorite song. But I have a new. This is my favorite song from a room from Chris Stapleton. It's called Death Row. Ain't no good. Like guitar. Like, I love the blues. I love the ambient noises.

Like, prison. The guitar is louder than his voice. Come on, how do you guys think this is a jam? If I was a stoner, all the time. Straight up. This is straight up with a stoner jam. Yeah.

But I've now listened to the record 100 times. That's my favorite song. Death Throw from Chris Stapleton. And do you know, people are like, you know what? When you played this certain songs, some songs just aren't meant for the radio. Most of my favorite songs,

if not all of them, are not songs from the radio. The radio is here to serve a purpose And then the other purpose is to find songs you like And just enjoyed them This would never be on the radio I'm cool that It's my favorite song

I know good I love it What is that? Oh that's the background noise Yeah Dang, death row It's like a train Ain't no Joe

It's death row Headed to death row Yeah train Dead man walking It's not a train Dead man walking Oh is it the gate opening Claire the Claire the hall

Dead Man Walking Oh, wow. I feel it now. I feel like a coffee mug is going across the... You hear it? Oh, the metal coffee mug. Like going across the person bars. You picked your jail completely different.

Yeah, she's thinking like Green Mile jail. She's thinking like when you go to jail in your county, and you walk in and I'm like, ooh, baby. Did you hear it, though? I bet that's how they made that noise. This is like the cell opening. I know, but then I heard the coffee mug going across. Yes, listen.

Amby's like, I hear a cavity search. No, you know, that's how much that is. This is a bobby bobs Remember the story a couple weeks ago Where the woman had five babies And we were like, because she wasn't expected at five babies Well, she had in vitro

They were doing like fertility or whatever And she conceded five babies at one time By the time they came out She knew it was going to be five It wasn't like, oh my gosh There's more coming out They were just trying to get You know one baby

Well, we tell the story And all the sudden lunch goes, I know them And we're like what? Yeah relationship to them? That is my roommate from college, his brother and his wife. And so

since he knows them, he says they're getting a reality show. What? Oh yeah, they're going to be on TLC and it's called Hodges Half Dozen because those five babies and they have one other kid. So that's six Hodges Half Dozen. Woo! That's awesome. Coming to you this October. Wow, that's so fast. They just gave, like, so this has been in the works

maybe since she was pregnant? Yeah, they were like, people posted them on like little like blogs and stuff like oh can you help this family out TLC saw it contacted them interviewed them we're like we want to do a show on you boom so do you think that they're like they can like handle it because all I think is like John and K. Plus A and I'm like that was so bad was it so bad it was good for a while it just ended so bad but doesn't every reality show relationship in bed yeah I guess that's what Amy's saying okay yeah I know I just be like I'm wondering lunchbox knows them so I mean it's like

Okay, clearly they've thought long and hard about this. Or have they? I don't know how long and hard. I'm hoping. Probably a bunch of money thrown out. I'm and now they can't. Can you imagine? No, I can't.

One kid is expensive. Yeah. Two kids is like, holy cow. Five kids at one time. Like babies. And then plus your other kid. And then you need somebody to help you take care of them or you're just going to go insane. Yeah.

Plus the dad is in med school. It's not like he's working a job or anything. He's getting his edjimication. Wow. Okay. Five kids at once. How fat did she get? I mean, not that because they were way early. I mean, oh, really?

Way early. They were in the hospital for, I think, four months. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that proper to say how fat does somebody get her pregnant? Maybe, like, what was her pregnancy weight? Yeah, I mean. How much does she gain? You're just going for her.

You're just saying, like, how fat. It's okay because they do get fatter. No, it doesn't mean that it's necessarily, because fat, it's not actually fat all the time. A lot of it could be the water weight, the placenta, the, you know, everything. How big did you get? I'm not too big. Okay, so if you have five kids normally, like naturally at eight, nine, nine and a half, ten

months, did you get five times as big? I mean, you have to. Yeah, but I mean, I just don't think that you can go, well, from what I know, they don't go to term like that. They don't go all the way to nine months. Like doctors kind of have to intervene. Right? Well, lunch his buddy's getting reality show.

Everybody's getting up at him. His neighbor gets one. I am so. His buddy gets one. I've always one and so then my roommate from college is going to be on the show like because he goes and hangs out with the kids. He's like, yeah, you see me on TV. I'm a reality star now.

Dang. That's crazy. I'm super jealous. Dang. What's it called John and Kate Plus Five? No, it's called Hodges Half Dozen. And it comes out? And I think around October, so set your DVRs and TLC.

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