The Bobby Bones Show - The Biggest Artists From Our Home States + Lunchbox Asked Strangers To Rub Sunscreen On Him + Eddie Let His Kids Vote On The CMA's

Episode Date: July 14, 2021

We share what we think are the biggest artists from our home states of Arkansas, Texas, Michigan, Kansas and Florida. Lunchbox was out in Florida on vacation and asked strangers to put lotion on his back. We guess whether they will or not. Eddie reveals that he sought the help of his kids to vote on the CMAs and it’s a bit controversial. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to Wednesday's show. Morning studio. Morning. Glad everybody's here. I was reading a story this morning about America's number one simple pleasure. I'll go around the room in a second. Simple pleasures. But the number one simple pleasure is taking a minute and just listening to music.

That is a very simple pleasure. For you, Amy, what is a simple pleasure? Something that people go, oh wow, that's pretty simple. But you just, like you sit there and you go, ah, I like this. Bird watching. That's true. I don't know why. See it's coming.

Doesn't cost anything. You just hang out. Yeah. Well, it costs bird food. if you want them to come to you. But you can watch for free. Sure. You can walk in the woods and watch your eyes out.

That is true. Mine is probably just having a smoothie. Pretty good. I love a smoothie. My food groups would be smoothies, soup, cereal, and grab bag. Those would be my four food groups. But I love just sitting there and having a smoothie. My simple pleasure.

Eddie? Lately, guys, I've been, I like fishing and I usually go to the river to fish. but sometimes I just like putting the pole down and watching the river flow. Because I would say fishing isn't that simple. Right. But watching the river, simple as it gets. That's it. Yeah.

I love it. So you just hang out and watch the water ripples. I mean, it just ripples down and goes and I wonder like, where does that water go? And just think, man. It's just a good, good simple time. Lunchbox? Take it now. Yeah, I like that.

Just closing your eyes, laying down on the couch and falling asleep. Best thing in the world. Ray Mundo, our audio producer, it's got to be two things. It's a shower and a beer. Shower beer. So if you take a shower and drink a beer. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.

Oh. I've heard that's cool. You take showers and drink beer in the shower? Just one. You're not taking a sixer in there, but for those 30 minutes, it's a great feeling. But you stand under, I would understand it because I take a lot of baths and baths was up on my list. I do wine bath. In wine?

Now, that would be fancy. Expensive, but nice. So you drink water underneath the shower? Yeah. Does the water get in the can? No, there's a way to strategically do it. The water hits your neck, the beer can't hit your lips. It's doable.

The shower beer. Yeah. Interesting. Morgan? It's not a shower beer, but it's a warm, fresh cookie when a cookie just comes right out of the oven and it makes me so happy. Melt in your mouth. I wonder who's felt the oldest, Eddie's. Oh, for sure.

The river flow? Eddie's felt the youngest, Ray's felt the craziest. shower beer. That sounds like something on Shark Tank. Shark shows what I have for you guys. You'll never believe this. Show them, Gene. The shower beer. Okay, well, simple pleasures also on the list, the top five were watching a good TV show or

movie, laughing at jokes, making someone smile, and getting some fresh air. I like all that. Here's a thing about air to me. It doesn't feel that fresh ever. It doesn't feel that sour ever. If I'm in a room this stuff, it's my fault. Huh?

I don't ever... You don't ever... What's it your fault? I don't ever breathe in any. they go, that's not that quality of air. I think people just like to get outside and feel like there's no walls around them more than the air being that's what it means. Are you sure? Because some people are like, I need to get

some fresh air. Yes, which means I need to step outside. It's not about the air? It's about the outside air. It's about not being inside and being outside. Bones, you go to L.A. You ever taking a big, deep breath out there? And like, that's not that fresh. No. No. I can't It's like actor. Sometimes I watch a movie and people

be like, what a great acting performance. Or what of poor acting performance. I can tell the difference for the most part is pretty good. I guess unless somebody I used to play baseball in the town

called Ashdown and they had a paper mill smelled like farts all the time. Oh yeah. And I knew that error wasn't fresh. Other than that though,

I don't know the difference. It's time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah.

Hello, Bobby Bones. My name is Jamie. I'm looking for some advice. My fiance and I have talked about future children, and he firmly believes that it should just be him and I in the delivery room. It should just be our moment. I've always pictured my mom being there with me. She's a nurse. She would make sure the baby and I are safe. She'd make sure that all the protocols are being followed.

He isn't telling me no, but he's very unhappy that it won't just be him and I. Any advice. Thank you, Jamie. I've had no baby. I'm going to go ahead and remove myself from the situation until the very end. But Amy, you can go. Well, I have not given birth. I'm an adoptive mom.

But I will say that I could picture myself being the one in the hospital bed, in a lot of pain, having to push a baby out of my body. And if my mom brings me comfort in the fact that she's also a nurse, which is a major bonus, then I would hope that my husband could get over it for a second. and try to really understand why I want my mom in there. And, yeah, he needs to get over it. Let's go to a husband who has been in the room. Twice. Yes, Eddie. Yes, I've been in the delivery room twice.

And let me tell you, these doctors and nurses that are in there, they know what they're doing. I don't think I need a third party in there to see if they know what they're doing. I trust them. They're fine. Typical husband jerk move. Listen. Hold on. Let them talk.

Okay. Let them talk. Continue. I mean, I don't see why we need another person in there. But the person's the mom. The mom. Sure. What, she's a nurse?

Great. There's four nurses there, too, that do this every day. Also, her mom. I get it. But look. What if in your situation, your wife's mom wanted to be in there? Right. I mean, no, we're good.

Oh my gosh. Let him talk. He didn't interrupt you? Well, yeah, because, I mean, mine wasn't. What's, what's a stupid. Is that what you're trying to say? Eddie, please have your part. Yes.

There's a special moment there between the man and the woman there. having a baby together. So the two people that should be in there is you two and the doctors and nurses that are supposed to be in there. Your mom, get out of here. This is our special moment. Can I say Amy, to be fair? He's at, he has been in the, Eddie, how are both your children born? Cesarian, correct? Cicerian, yes. Okay, totally different. Really? I guess. They both came out of the body. Yeah, but you're not actually physically pushing. I'm saying, if it ends in, if she ends up in an operating room, then yeah, the mom might need not need to be there. But if it's a natural birth and she's having to, like, go through all of this and depending on how intense her labor is, I was in there for one of my sister's birth.

I didn't see anything, but I stayed up top. And it was cool to be able to be there and support her. Okay, so right now we're tied one to one. All right, bones, come on. No, no, no, it's not me yet because I had a baby. Steve, you just had two babies. Correct, yes. How old are your kids?

One of them is three. He was C-section. The other one is seven months. She was natural birth. So you heard the email, right? Yes. Where do you fall? I went with what my wife wants, and she wanted nobody in the room, just me and her, and that was it for both births.

But you have to give him a hypothetical. But here's the situation. Yeah. She doesn't want, she wants her mom in there. He doesn't. Okay, well, it's whatever she wants. So, like, in my case, she didn't want to know one. So if she wants the mother in there, then I say you go with whatever she wants. She's one birth in the child.

You're there as support. So whatever she wants for support, you give her that. Bones, what if the husband wants his boys in there? That's not, that's different. That's different. Look, it's our baby, babe. I want my boys in here, you know? They support him.

Right. And they're like patting him on the bag. Yeah, come on. See what everyone then. This is what we're dealing with. He's not even, this is ridiculous because you're not the one with your legs up, pushing a baby out of your body. You're in there, you're wanting your boys there to be with you.

That's totally different. Here's what I'd like to say. Because America's waiting for my opinion. Yes, they are. And let's just picture it. Caitlin's pregnant. She's in the delivering room. She wants her mom by her side. What do you tell her? I'll be in the waiting room then. You guys

are cool, right? Oh, wow. Okay. I don't want to... What do I want to go? She wants you and her mom. No, I thought she just wanted her mom. I'd be like, I'm passing out those gum cigars. Those pink gums. Here we go, boys! Like the 30s, 40s. Okay. My final judgment is

she is having the baby, right? Oh, boy. Her feet are in the stirru. Yes. Thank you. What? There's no however. She gets what she wants. Oh, man. Yeah, I have to go with Amy on this one.

All right. I just feel like she's doing that work. If she needs, whatever assistance she needs, emotional, psychological, physical, whatever comforts. Mommy, yeah. Great. Yeah. Jamie, we're with you.

Tell your husband to kick rocks, but your mom's going to be there. That's the mailback. Close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailback. Yeah. That's right, friends. You too can be a part of this segment on this show. Morgan, what do they do?

Mailbag at bobbybones.com. Thank you. I get very anxious when I fly. It's worse now than it's ever been. I don't know how to explain it because I fly a lot. But my heart just pounds in my neck and my chest. And I have to convince myself that it's the safest way to travel. It's just wild to think of that much metal up in the air.

And then I'm like, can you believe we have airplanes instead of fly? Yeah, it's pretty amazing. It's amazing. And you know the pilots in the cockpit going, can you believe this if it's still working? You know they're talking to each other like, John, can you believe that we just pull this and this goes in the air? Because I can't explain it. And Amy's husband's a pilot. And I ask him stuff all the time, like, tell me about turbulence.

And he's like, well, it's actually because it's the heat on the ground going up more than it is turbulence, like just floating through the air up there. It's like the earth is heated in all different ways because of the cloud covering the sun. And he goes, and that's where turbulence comes from. It's hot and cold coming up from the sun. Didn't know that. Didn't know that either. Yeah. Did you know that?

Yeah, I mean, I've heard of him explain it. A lot of times I don't remember everything that he says. But, I mean, yeah, he's not like when he flies, he's not like, oh, wow, I can't believe this is happening. He can recite to you all the reasons and the physics and why it's actually happening. And he's fascinated by it, too, but it all makes sense. Like, to me, he assures me with like, all of this makes perfect sense. No, no, I get it.

There's a lot of metal up there, you know? A lot of metal. So statistically, again, air travel is the safest way to travel. But here's what I have for you. This is the plane crash survival guide. Do you guys want it? Yes. Yep.

So even when accidents do happen, if an accident happens, survival rate is still over 95%. If you're ever in an air travel-related event, there are steps you can take to boost your odds of living to tail the tail. The key number to remember is 90 seconds. That's how long you've got to get out of the plane. Everything in your overhead bag is replaceable. You are not. You have 90 seconds to get out. Well, I mean, you can't get off the plane 90 seconds.

Sorry, I'll climb seats. Sorry, oh, little kid. Oh, wow. Sorry, old lady. So there's no, not the unspoken rule. For 88 seconds, I'm saving lives. Okay. 89 and 90, do you give me that one buffer?

I'm out. Like, I'm a, come on. Come on, Ma'emaw, come here. Looking at my clock, 71. All right, come on. Papaw, come here, little Betty. Come here, little Betty, get on my shoulder. 82 seconds.

Gotta go. That's me. Fitness is key. Statistically, slender men have the best odds of surviving. Yes. If you've got a choice, always opt for bigger planes over puddle. jumpers. More energy absorption means less deadly force if things

go south. And it won't affect Turbils won't affect that plane as much because it's big. It's kind of... Yeah, yeah. It's like a speed bump in an 18-wheeler versus a mini-cooper. Does that make sense? You feel it more than the mini-cooper. Having a seat within five rows of an exit door boosts your survival odds dramatically

because you get your closer to the hole to escape. Have an action plan. I ain't doing that. They're always like, okay, look at the car. Look at all your safety in? You don't listen to them when they sit there. Oh, I know. Even if I sit the exit row and you have repeat after me, like, I swear to take care of people. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're swearing you in? Well, whatever. You have to say a verbal yes. I think you just go, okay. Amy's raising her right

hand. But yes, you have to give a verbal yes. And I'm like, ooh, in my head, I'm like, oh, shoot, I hope nothing happens because I'm just going to defer to the guy next to me. Says listen to the flight attendants. Don't be a jerk. Oh. Oh, yep. Because if for some reason your flight attendant is incapacitated, you have, somebody else has to do it. I don't know what that means, but I watch the flight attendant. When it's turbulence and they go, whoa, my woe goes into, oh my God, we're dying.

But if they're calm, you're calm, right? No, I'm still not calm, but I get less calm. But if we hit bumps, I'm looking around, who am I going to eat? If this thing goes in the, andies, crash in the mountains. No. Miracle in the Andes. Yeah, whatever it is. I don't care if we're landing in Albuquerque.

I'm still going to eat somebody if it's a crash. Wow. We may only be down for like three hours at a small airport because there's an engine failure, but I'm about to eat somebody because I'm scared. When problems happen, they mostly occur in the first three minutes of takeoff or during the eight minutes before landing. Okay. So they say don't be napping during takeoff time and keep your shoes on. If the oxygen match to drop, it is no joke. Brace position.

Learn it, know it, live it. And don't get sucked into survival mode that makes you forget the people you came with, especially kids. That's for you, Bones. Oh, gosh. Yeah, Mike D wrote this on the bottom. Bobby. There you go. I think that stuff can help you if you're in a plane crash.

Yeah. So what you do when the plane's taken off, you count to eight. No, you can three minutes. You do three minutes and you're safe. And then the last 11 minutes, you put your timer back on. And if you don't die, you're good. All right, good. The birds are what freaks me out because the bird can get to an engine.

And nobody has any control over there. Yeah, like Sully. Yeah. Those were goose. Exactly. And you know what? Here's what would happen. I don't know that I would have escaped that plane as a land.

it on the water because I'd have been eating somebody. Oh, right. It sank as I was. Already. Immediately. I go right to it. I swear there are 150 people on here. I'm missing.

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It features songs taken from his set at the Tell You Ride Bluegrass Festival. Here's the song Travelin' Light featuring Larkin'Poe. Brett Eldridge talks about what his perfect day would look like. Switzerland is my favorite place, and I would be riding a bike in the mountains in Switzerland. But since I've got the hills of Tennessee, I'll settle with that. But I think a perfect day of that and then just connecting with family and knowing that they're all right. And I think that's kind of a good day for me.

I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. Come on. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. An Oregon man was able to save his sleeping wife from an approaching wildfire, and he wasn't even home at the time.

Aaron Halsey saw flames racing toward their home over their ring camera from forever away. His wife Sarah was asleep, had no idea the fire was coming toward the house, but he used the camera's intercom to yell. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, to wake her up. She finally was like, huh? What is that noise? and then it was him on the intercom. She wouldn't answer the phone

because you can't talk to a phone and yell at somebody. He's like, Sarah, Sarah! So she was able to get up, she got out of the house. Unfortunately, the fire was put out, but after it burned a little bit of the home. But she got out in time, yeah.

Here's a clip of Sarah saying she never thought she'd hear a warning like that coming out of her speakers. But never in my wildest dreams would I ever think. When I hear Sarah get out of the house, there's a huge fire coming up the hillside. Crazy, huh?

Wow. This is not a ring camera endorsement, by the way. No, but they should have. It's a greatest commercial. Yeah, coming handy. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Let's talk to Ruby, who is in Virginia. Hey, Ruby, welcome to the show. Hey, good morning, studio. Morning. So I wanted to comment or tell a story about potentially getting scammed this weekend. On Friday afternoon, I get a call from the capital U.S. That's the name on my phone when I picked. up and it's a robotic recording that says my social security number is suspended due to

fraudulent activity. So I'm connected to a rep and of course I'm super concerned. And when he gets on, I act like I'm on the verge of tears, you know, just completely over the top. He asked me for my name and I spell it out, M-I-N-N-I-E and I sing M-O-U-S-E. And he repeats, he repeats many mouse back to me and asks me for my address. I tell him 1600, Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C., and he gets all serious, starts calling me all these terrible names. And I'm cracking up laughing because, obviously, I knew it was a scam from the get-go.

And he just keeps telling me how, you know, all these bad words and whatnot. And I say, well, it sucks when you get scammed. A scammer just got scammed, and I start taunting him. Hey, good for you. I'd be scared to go that far. Me, too. I mean, I think it's hilarious. Good for you.

Mini Mouse, all. But when you start going, oh, yeah? Oh, yeah, do more. I dare you. I'm like, I ain't doing that part of it. I know. I saw, and by the way, I think maybe Ruby's calling because I got hit up someone in the blue checkmark going, hey, you have a picture, copyright infringement. And you need to click this link and you put in your name and your password.

And then we will get back to you where we're taking your account down in 24 hours. Had a blue check mark. And so I clicked a link. and I put in my username and I was like, wait a minute. I don't trust anything where I have to put in my password. And then I started messaging back and forth with them. And I said, oh, I know Zuckerberg. I'm sure he'll get to me.

And the guy started talking back to me. And I was like, oh, this is a scam. But they had hacked into somebody else's account that had a blue checkmark, changed everything about it to look like a fate. And then they tried to steal other ones real quick. Oh, that makes sense. And so, I mean, the page is still up. And now they're posing as some sort of like boy band or something, right, Mike?

And so they had a blue check mark and I almost fell for it. And so I was telling Morgan this. She's their head of digital. And she's like, hey, no one's going to ask you for your password on the app. It will only be. They'll only email you if something goes wrong. They'll email you to the email that's on your Instagram account. But even then, I'm scared to click on something.

I know. I'm scared of everything. That's where you watch that the email address is correct. There's no misspelled errors in the email address line. Like it will officially say Instagram and there won't be. any spelling errors. Yeah, but I could send an email scamming somebody with no spelling errors. I just said, spell check.

All right, let's scam them. But yes, I almost fell for it. It's getting harder and harder. I was watching a clip on TikTok where a woman, she gets called, and it's a scammer, and she has her phone on it. She's like, hey, yeah, and she's talking. And then she goes, okay, three, she turns on her news voice, two ones. She goes, okay, I'm here now with someone who's trying to scam me.

Sir, what's your name? I'm here with the FBI in the same call, and he goes, oh, crap, and hangs out. It's pretty good little TikTok, yeah. But it's nonstop. People trying to sell me warranties. And I only probably buy a half of them because some of the warranties aren't good deals. Yeah. But some of them that I get.

You only want the good deal. Hey, that's that. Ruby, good for you for being on the lookout. And if an artist hits you up and is like, hey, you're one of my fans. And they don't have a blue check mark. Like, don't trust them. And I would just go to the page. Even if they have a blue check mark and make sure there are posts for a while.

Like Keith Irvin, for the most part, doesn't need your money. Well, last night, Keith Urban official hit me. And he needed some. I gave him some. It was Keith Ruffin official without a blue check mark. Hey, Ruby, hope you have a great day.

Thank you for calling. Thank you. Bye. Good luck, everybody. Hey, another little tip we can tell you is that you should watch Ted Lassow season two because Mike D told me

that it is 100% of rotten tomatoes because there are 15 reviews now. It comes out next week. When? Friday. Oh, comes out Friday. What? Already.

Yes. Next Friday. So the first reviews are in for Ted Lassow's season. two, it's fresh with 100% with 15 reviews. Friday, July 23rd. And these are critics that watch this?

Yeah, because we can't see it yet. But Ted Lazzel is the greatest show of the past five years, I think. And so excited it's coming out. Man, when you make a show that good, though, is it going to be... I know it's tough to live up to. But it's a great problem to have. Yeah. I think it still has room to be amazing.

Can't wait. It's good. Oh, man. When you recommend it to someone, you have to be like, you have to watch the first two episodes. It's the first episodes you're kind of like, I don't know, what's happening, it seems kind of dopey. But then after the second episode, you're like, oh, I need to watch another one. Then you're

in. Yeah. And then you cry and you're like, what the? It's on Apple TV. I've just been laughing. What's happening? While on vacation in Florida, lunchbox walked a beach to see if strangers would put sunscreen on his back. What were you wearing while you did this? Ah, just swim trunks

and nothing else. That's it. shirtless, sweaty, sandy, and hairy. And so you just walked up to people and said, did you have your own sunscreen? Yes, I had my sunscreen. I said, hey, you know, I think I'm getting a little red on my back. You know, I can't really reach it and I'm by myself. Can you help me by rubbing some sunscreen on me?

Random people too. Random people under their tents with their families, just trying to enjoy a day at the beach. Amy, have five clubs. How many do you think said yes? None. Oh, wow. I believe in people. I'm going to go two.

Okay. I believe in people to do nice things, but that does not mean you have to rub lotion on a stranger. Okay, we have five. clips. Eddie, you want into this? Yes, of course. I think out of the five, one, and it's probably maybe his wife. Is your wife part of this? No, it's all strangers. This isn't working out. Do you not understand the... Yeah, but I feel like you're going to trick us on that. All right, give me one. I still believe one will do it. Raymond, do hit me with clip number one. Could you rub some sunscreen on my shoulders? I feel like I'm getting a little red.

Woo! Doesn't take long out here. No, it doesn't. I'm at the beach by myself and I can't reach the back of my shoulders, so if you can just rub some in there. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that feels good. Because man, this sun is hot. Yes, it is. Woo! Thank you so much. No, I'm not from here. Thank you, my man.

You're welcome. Appreciate that. Okay. Chilling? Yeah. Like a 65-year-old man, just hanging out. And you went, mm. Yeah.

Love you. It feels good. Go a little lower. All right, here's Club 2. Could you brought some sunscreen on my lower back? Oh, my God. I feel like I'm getting burned, man. Yeah, I get it.

Woo! You came a backer. I got all kinds of moles, too. I understand. Wow. Woo, man. That's what I'm talking about. You guys are real dudes out here.

You know what I'm saying? Thank you very much. I got all kinds of moles too. I understand. I have moles too, but... Yeah, he doesn't have to call it my moles. I was kind of rude. You said they were real dudes?

Yeah, they're real dudes out there. Yeah, real dudes. I mean, they had stogies. They were drinking beer, and I thought there was no way they're going to rub sunscreen in my back. Man, dude popped up right up, put his beer down, kept the stogie in his mouth, and rubbed all over me. Are you only going to older men? No, these guys were in their 30s.

Oh, they were? Yeah. So younger men, too. Here's clip three. Excuse me, ma'am. I don't mean to interrupt your book time on the beef, but I was wondering, I think I'm getting a little red on my back, and I was wondering if you could rub some of the sunscreen on me. Oh, I'm good.

Thank you. No, no, no. Like, I just don't want to get sunburn. Like, I just need to little rub on my, like, lower back. I'll just have somebody else, okay? Oh, thank you. All right. You sure you don't want to?

I'm good, thanks. The reader Nicholas Sparks and some guy. Good for her boundaries. She's got good boundaries. So far, I went to her in. Here's the next one. I saw you rubbing sunscreen on her. Can you get something on my back?

No, sorry. No? Oh, I just saw you rubbing sun. So I thought maybe you could help me out. Get your wife to do that for you. I don't have a wife. That's the problem. All right, I guess I'll just get sunburned.

I thought you were doing it for everybody, but... This time of the day, you don't have to worry about it. Okay. All right, thank you. He tells me the sun's not bad that time of day. You don't have to worry about it. about it. Two for four. We're down to the last one. Do they rub some sunscreen on lunchboxes back? Here we go. Do you think I could get some sunscreen on my back? All right. Thank you so much.

High five. Yeah, thank you. You're so nice. I'll tell you what. You're like a American hero. Three people did it out of five. You know what? Good for people. Yeah. I'm shocked. Me too. Were you shocked? I was shocked. I was shocked. And I'm shocked that two dudes did it. I thought dudes would be like, no chance. Especially the bros with Stogeys and beers. Like, there ain't

no chance. They were They had no profit. They were the dudes of dudes, though. They were the dudes of dudes. They were dudes. I mean, he was, from one bully guy to another, he was like, I got you. I mean, look at us. If anything, this is like a picture that we're back. Like, last summer, you couldn't find anybody touching anybody. And now

it's like, oh, sure, I'll rub lotion all over you, stranger. To be fair, Florida never stopped Rebel Nation. That's true. True. Everybody here went to Florida got COVID. Got it.

Nice job. Lunchbox three out of five. I think this is a lot about America. Wow. Nice job. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private,

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So what a good birthday present to get to go see you guys again. I'm so excited. Thank you very much. That's Eddie and I, The Raging Idiots. We are playing in Syracuse on the 20th. And she's doing it right. Colin's sick now. What I didn't know.

Colin, no, she took a day off. Oh, yeah. Her throat's going to be hurting. I'm sure she has a vacation day. August 20th, we'll be in Syracuse. That's a Friday. Yes. At 2 p.m.

we're headlining the state fair that day. I would love for you guys to come if you're up there. I didn't realize it was the middle of work day. Yeah. It's Friday. But I did see it was National Sour Throat Throat Day too. Oh, good. It's a little something I read.

I would love to see you guys. Come out of the fair. You get in with fair admission. Amy's pile of stories. So jewelry made out of human teeth is now something that you can get. What? At a gravesite? Well, it's jewelry that you make out of your loved one's teeth after they pass away.

Oh, no. I thought you were going to say baby teeth, and I was kind of going to be on board. But I don't know about dead people's teeth. Yeah, they do everything from necklaces to earrings, rings. I mean, they'll do any of the teeth, full molars. You want it in jewelry, they'll do it for you. Prices range. Can you put them in your mouth?

I could you remove that. Depending on what you get done, it's like either hundreds of dollars or thousands of dollars. Bobby, they can do kids baby teeth, but I think this is mostly, like even for loved ones that have passed, like,

I mean, my dad passed away about three months ago and it reminded me of the process of like when they check him in and they're gonna, we got him cremated because that's what he wanted. But like before it happened,

they're like, oh, we can do a thumbprint and make a necklace for you. I'm like, I'm good. A lot of that stuff's weird. Same to my mom. They were like, do you want?

No, I got, I don't. I don't like this. It seems to dark. I don't like the teeth thing. Just for me, I don't love the teeth thing. It feels weird. Yeah. But for others, it might be a good way to keep their loved one close.

Unless it was like Paul Wall and it was gold teeth. And then I would take those. A grill. Yeah. That would be cool. Yeah, yeah. All right, what else? So I got a couple things from TikTok.

First of all, would you try the snickle? Have you heard of that? Hmm. I don't know what it is, but sounds appealing. Okay. Well, you get a big pickle and you cut it in half and then you scoop out. and then you scoop out the inside or just like the outside of the pickle

and then you stuff a snickers inside and you eat it. So it's a snickers and a pickle and it's a snickle. I like both of those together, not sure. But I think TikTok, these people just grab two food out of them, slam them together and they're like, let's see if this gets views. And this one doesn't have anything to do with food. But this one TikToker was showing you

that if you have an extra bag and you're traveling, you don't want to pay the fee, or actually you can't even take multiple bags as a carry-on. Oh, you put it in your pregnant belly. She put it in her stomach and acted as though she was pregnant. And it looked so good that she got to pre-board as a pregnant person. And with the bag. And by the way, if they want to check it, you'd be like, you want to touch me? Is that what you want to do?

You want to see if I'm pregnant. Of course they're not going to want to do that. So that's what you're going to do that. I don't think it's going to work for you. No, I'm going to do it like butt and belly. I'll be like, I got the Brazilian butt left like the Kardashians. What are you trying to do? You want to touch it?

I'm all, I got humps ever. I'm a camel. I'm a camel with a belly and a butt You've got nine bags All right what else Okay so we love seeing Garth Brooks in concert so much And I thought it was cool

That his set list was released From Vegas And he did a lot of cover songs But the first five That he hits you with Are all day long Rodeo All day long

What's the last number one Oh I'd be like I'd be like Hold on Rodeo Wait, we went about all day long. Oh, I thought we'd skip that.

No, you got to do the set list. No, you got to do the set list. All day long's first. What else? Then you got rodeo. Okay. Then two of a kind working on a full house. All this is great, yeah.

The beaches of Cheyenne. I like that one. And then he gets you going with two Pena Coladas. Love it. I would put that new one, like, fourth or fifth, though. Hide it in there somewhere. Because everybody's like, here he is, Garf Brooks. This is one at all.

It's good, though. Yeah, it's good, but still, I don't know it. He even covered George Strait Amarillo by Morning in the encore, and in the encore, there's, like, 12 songs, and that's him coming back on stage. That's a second show. All right, there you go. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. Man, so bear with me. This is a bad story that turned good, but this woman was scammed out of six. $63,000. It's a real estate scam. So she was buying a house and the $63,000 is for the down payment. She got an email from what looked like the company she had been working with to wire the money to. So she clicked on it, did everything. Well, it was a fraudulent email. So like scammers targeted her

specifically acting like her people and she sent them the money. She reported them to the police. They were able to recover about 30,000 of the 63. But then word got out, news, spread and strangers started crowdfunding and they got her over $30,000 from their crowdfunding. So now she has her money back. Man, sometimes those links are, though, they are too good. Oh, too good. Yeah. It's crazy. And sometimes I get a real link. And because the bad ones are too good, I don't even click the real ones. And I'm like, I don't know if I should click that.

I don't know if I should go and click that. Because I did buy something at Amazon. And it's like, hey, and it tells me the exact, the white hat you bought from Amazon for 20. And I'm like, I don't know. I don't trust it. I like squint to find like any typos or weird words or like Instagram instead of like, because like I got one from Instagram and Facebook saying that my account, like I needed to change my password, but it wasn't my account. It was like at Christine 10432, but it was associated with my email address. So then I thought, is this is this a way of like just getting me to click in and log in and

change my password and like try to not associate myself with that weird handle? I didn't fall for it. Well, good for you. Yeah. You showed this. I know. I bet they were in some African country going, dang it. You got us.

What I'm saying is there was no, I don't know, maybe that person just accidentally typed in my email address. We can't get this girl. There was no typos, no nothing. You know how sometimes you can at least find something wrong? Yeah, in Russia right now, you got four guys going, we've got not to get that, Amy. They're hovering around a computer. Yeah, they're not going to get me because I fell for it once on PayPal. They hacked my credit card.

That's a good story, though, the first part. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. All right, let's play a voicemail from last night that is very morning corny related. Good morning studio. I have a morning corny for you. When you die, what part of your body dies last? Your pupils, because they die late.

Dylate. Dylate. Funny. Okay. And here's another one. Hi, Bobby Bones. I wanted to turn into a joke for the. Morning Corny. My joke is, what do you call a caveman's fart? A blast from the past.

Goodbye. Thanks for listening. Thanks for listening. So cute. Also, the fact that she was like seven. I love that. It makes it even funnier. Okay, let's go over to Amy. The Morning Corny! Why are Peppers the best at archery? Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they have a narrow. They have a narrow. Avanero, the peppers. That was the morning corny. Because they...

Habanero. Habanero. Got it. Written out, that'd be hilarious. Yeah. And sometimes that's the problem. I'm looking at it. So that's why I laugh.

And then I say it out loud. I'm like, well, that didn't hit quite like I wanted it to. Hey, so what happened on the show a couple days ago is Amy had a flight. And it popped up in her calendar. I was like, hey, you booked a flight to fly from L.A. to Nashville. Yeah. You've used your points.

And Amy was like, no, I didn't. Mm-hmm. And so we were like, is somebody stealing your identity? So you called the actual airline. Yes. What happened? Okay, so finally got in touch with them, and they said, this is so bizarre. They've never seen anything like this.

They didn't even really have an explanation for me. But guess what? I got points for them spending their money using my AA rewards number. So that part's cool. Do you think someone stole your identity and needed to fly here? And so they did? Yeah, I mean, honestly, she was like, I have never seen this before, and I'm so perplexed. They're like, it's virtually impossible for something like this to happen.

So then I'm like, well, I mean, we kind of had to leave it at that, but I don't know if I want to go one step further. Like, I have no idea if it was just like a fluke. And like somehow something got matched up and maybe we have the same name. Ooh, somebody with the same name, you do have a very common name, Amy Brown. Yeah. Or I thought with someone trying to use my name and my A number to use my points, to pay for their flight, but they used their own credit card.

It was an American Express. Can you look at the credit card and see who it was? I mean, I don't know that she couldn't do that for me at the time. She didn't offer. She just said that this was weird and that was paid for with an Amex. I don't know what last four digits she had, whatever. But I didn't do it, but it's on my account and I got the points. My theory is someone needed to fly here.

And they got on the dark web. What? But why is my info and my... rewards number on the dark web. Everything's on the dark web. Okay. You want to pay money for it? You get it. Mike D is our dark web expert.

Mike D, you've sniffed around with the dark web? I've looked at screenshots of the dark web. I don't know about that. So what do you think happened here? Yeah, I mean, you can find information on there. You can get pin numbers. You can get probably rewards numbers. I think they needed to get here.

They probably were on a no-fly list or they're a terrorist. And they used my name to get from LAX to B and A. And they probably had a credit card. Name starts with an A. Could be at the top of a list, alphabetically. And you know what? They have that cat, too. They never gave you.

Oh, wow. It's all connected. Yeah. I don't know. It's pretty bizarre. And they're a reputable parrot dealer. It is bizarre, but you don't know what happened. Are you done with the case?

I'm done because I don't even want to know. It's a cold case now. Great. Because then now am I an accomplice in some way? if I start to figure out who this person is. You don't become an accomplice for trying to solve a crime. Yeah, but I'm already heavily tied to it. I don't know.

The whole thing just creeps me out. There's been a couple things the last few months that just creep me out. And I'm like, why is this keep happening to me? The one thing that happened to Amy that we're not allowed to talk about on the air yet that we'll talk about in like six months? Oh, yeah.

Still don't know about this. You guys, your mind are going to be like this. Your mind's going to go, poof. And then you're going to go, oh, my. I can't wait. You really will. And, like, maybe one day I'll have more of an update to this crazy.

American Airlines story, but at this point, the representative helping me was just perplexed. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance. with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner.

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Connecticut has John Mayer Hawaii has Bruno Mars Maryland Tony Braxton How about Minnesota Prince Nice oh really? Wow

Boom How about Nevada That guy Newton Wayne Newton I don't think he's from there though The Killers Oh yeah Vegas The Killers

New York Think about this Jay Z loss New York is interesting And I wonder if they have to be a lot of Prince is not alive. True, true, because this person's alive in New York. Okay.

Jenny from the block. No, Jennifer Lopez, is she from New York? Yeah, man. The Bronx. Southside Bronx. Okay. No, not her. This person is very New York and Italian.

The boss. No. He's from New Jersey. And sing songs about... Fly me to the moon. I like that, Amy can call. Sinatra? Billy Joel.

Oh, Billy Joel. And Tennessee. And then we'll do ours. Tennessee. Justin Timberlake. No. Tennessee's an easy when you're missing. Dolly pardon.

Elvis from Mississippi. Isn't that Tennessee then? No. Memphis. Get her out of here. Memphis, Tennessee. No, Mississippi. Oh, I thought you said Memphis.

Okay. I was like, wait, what? Memphis is Tennessee. I'm not that bad at geography. You were like, Mississippi, that's Tennessee, right? Oh, she was like, oh, Sh. Kansas State was about taking her degree back. No, I thought you said Memphis.

I swear. Yeah. The president of Kansas State's on the phone. Around the room. the biggest in your state, I will go first, being from Arkansas, born and raised. Here is... If I were to give it away,

it would be Johnny Cash. And I don't really think... I mean, there are, like, Ronnie Dunn from Brooks and Dunn was born in Arkansas, but he kind of claims Oklahoma, Texas, all of that. But still, that's not Johnny Cash, you know? So I'm going Arkansas, Johnny Cash.

We've got three Texans like in the room. Amy, who would you put? Yeah, born and raised, Austin, Texas, and I got to go with my boy, George Strait. Did you guys do George Strait? No. Oh. Eddie.

Look, I thought about doing George Strait, but come on. Back in the 60s, this guy lived in Nashville. He dominated in Nashville, but he said, you know what? I'm going to braid my hair and I'm going to move to Texas, and Texas is going to be my home state. And Willie Nelson is the guy from Texas. Oh. Where was Willie born?

Who knows? Well, to me, that's a big part of it. Mississippi, Tennessee. Abbott, Texas. Okay. There you go. So I moved back to Texas. But, I mean, you think Texas, you think Willie.

I agree. Completely agree. And I think Willie is as equal to George in that. Lunchbikes? When you think of Texas, this girl jams, Beyonce. I mean, she is massive. More than George Strait? Yeah, I think so.

Okay. I like George Strait But Beyonce to me just screams Texas BK is from Texas That's an opinion Houston, right? Yeah, that's an opinion Yeah, H-Town

That's an opinion Ramundo, you represent Michigan And the artist is Eminem, he's 8 Mile Detroit Oh yeah From Michigan though You guys have

Bob Seeger Oh wow Kid Rock I thought he was gonna go kids I did too. Motown, but I wonder how many of those guys are from. Because if some of the Motown guys are, I think you've got, like, some of the big ones.

Motown. Motown. Motown. It's not a guy. It's not Jim Motown. No, it's a whole label. No, but I'm thinking that song, Motown, Philly, Back again. Like Marvin Gay, not from, I don't think from Michigan,

but like Marvin Gay, Diana Ross, Smoky Robinson, Supreme, Stevie Wonder. All those guys are Motown artists. Okay. So, M&M. Yep. Okay. Morgan, what do you have? from Kansas.

I struggled with this because there's kind of two really big ones. Martina McBride is one of them. She's from Sharon, Kansas. But then there's a whole band that's literally named after the state. And they're from Topeka, Kansas. And they're called Kansas. I'd still go Martina. Really?

Over the band, Kansas. Man, but they named their band, Kansas. Well, that doesn't mean anything. Oh, that was all commitment right there. Yeah, I went with Martina McBride, mostly because I, I knew all of her songs. I only know a few Kansas songs. Melissa Etheridge is from Kansas.

Does that matter anybody? No. Come to my window. I'll be home soon. I'm coming home. Yeah. Other Kansas musician. Steve Walsh.

I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. Janelle Monet is there. Steve Walsh. Who's Steve Walsh? Who's that? His cousin. Huh.

You know who J. Moneis? Of course I do. Yeah, she's from Kansas City. That was one. Okay. She's the little model girl? No, Jean-Manet.

John Meney. Eddie, what? I'm bad. Not bad. That's Colorado. Eddie. Bleep that. I don't even like hearing you say little model girl.

Well, she was. Then you said John Bonae Ramsey. She's, okay. Let's move on. There's always the mood killer in the room. And now Scuba Steve didn't get to do his from Florida. Because you can use Janelle Monet,

the great singer to John Bonnet. No, we can change the mood back by letting Steve go. Good point. Yeah. Will you look at Steve Walsh, by the way? Find out who that is? I want to hear who's from Florida. Scooby, Steve, please take us out on a high note.

You're from Florida. Yeah, we have a lot of talent that she was from Florida. Flo ridea. Floor Rider. I thought about that, but in a similar vibe, I'm going with Kodak Black. What? Pompano Beach. I thought you were going to do Mr. 305.

Wait, there are real people from Florida. Yes. Jimmy Buffett. Is this like you have to live there to get it? Yeah, this is like the vibe of Florida for the last several years. Of all time. I mean, of all time, Tom Petty for sure.

Yeah, Tom Petty. That's what you're supposed to pick. I pick Johnny Cash. He's not playing Friday night at the amphitheater. He's all the time. He's dead. Yeah, that's a good point. Okay, all right.

Tom Petty, Gloria Stephan, Jim Morrison from the doors. Ray Charles. Leonard Skinner. Scoogo's Kodak Black. I don't even know who that is. That's my world. Flow right up.

Flow right up. All right, Morgan number two has a list of film franchises And the game is, are they Overrated or Underrated? Okay, so, they're not up to the height, basically. Got it. All right, how many do you have here? I have a few.

You just tell me when you're ready for me to stop because there's so many. Go ahead. We're going to start with Star Wars franchise. Okay, one, two, three. Overrated. Who said over? I did. Me and you?

Yes. You all haven't watched them. I tried. What do you mean? You stop it. You haven't tried. watched like 45 minutes of the first one was in the 70s and I was like I can't I didn't same right guys that was in the 70s you got to give it some grace no I don't have time for that so who said overrated oh three of us said over okay what else Morgan the James Bond franchise we have to pick over or under oh I can't pick like don't care there's a lot that would be over okay I mean but I don't mind them but yeah it's over over over over under over I go under too

Really? I always watch when I do watch and go, what, I didn't expect it to be that good. Really? I never go into it going like, I can't wait for the new bond. But did you go back to way back in the beginning to the early bonds? Yeah, did you watch like... No, because no one was telling me I had to because it was so good. I didn't go watch Octa B. That's the one I was going to say, but I didn't.

What? Is that the name of it? Yes, it is. Look it out. And for some reason, that's the one that came to my mind too, bones. I'm like, there's so many. There's like 20. Why is it not?

Just Octopus. Watch the movie. I guess you'll find out. Why? I don't want to. I think it's about a cat. Yes, and an octopus. Okay.

Okay. Mike, will you figure out why it's name that? I do like the Daniel Craig ones. That one's from 1983. That's what it's called. Yeah, we'll get an update from a movie Mike about Wyatt's actually called that. And if we don't like that I said that, it's after a character. Here, come to the microphone.

And the character is what? A- A-k-ha-ha-ha. You knew that. Why is you named that? Hey, it's underrated just based on that. It's a she. It's, okay.

Okay, even worse. All right. Huh. All right. Next up. The Fast and Furious franchise. Hey, pardon me for a second while I scream overrated on my lungs. I tell you, the first ones were pretty good.

I liked the first two or three. I saw them. Yes. But then I didn't watch four through nine. We watched nine and it was the worst movie I've ever seen. It was the worst movie I've ever seen. That's not true. That I said all the way through.

It's the worst. I think that's the kind of... It's so bad. I would have walked out of the theater. It's the worst movie I have ever set all the way through. Were we watching the same movie together, guys? Ames, did you see when he shot a bridge out and used the rope to slingshot himself across the canyon? The car.

The car. And then not one dent on the car. I mean, it was so stupid. The wooden bridge is falling down and the tank is able to keep driving up it. Like, it was so dumb. Yes, pretty dumb. Okay. Okay, over under.

I mean, under. Okay, there you go. I'm a fan. Be true to who you are. I am. I'm not going to. Overrated. Overrated, 100%.

Okay. Morgan? The Marvel Cinematic Universe. Love it. Underrated. What is that? All the Marvel movies? Yeah.

They're amazing. Underrated. They're so good. Overrated. I just can't get into them all. Have you watched him? Iron Man? I've watched.

I like Iron Man, but I watched a few of them and I'm just like, maybe I need to watch them in order, but it's just like. That would be a thing, yeah. Sometimes. Yes. But Iron Man is so good. But there have been some bad ones. The occasional one that I was like, eh, not for me. Like one of the Captain America's, I didn't think was that good. The first one, I thought it was fine.

But most of them, I'm, the Avengers Rock. Avengers are really good. Those are the best. And I love one, like, Loki. Have you what more? You watch that? Oh yeah. Loki's great. WandaVision's great. Like, for the most part, all of that, I'm into and interested in. Give me another one. The Rocky franchise. Under. Under.

Under. Quite possibly the greatest American boxing story. with Sylvester Salon it ever made. And timeless, in my opinion. It's timeless. It's the only one ever made with Sylvester's alone. I don't know.

There's Creed too now. But that's part of it. That's part of the whole thing. Oh, yeah. I guess I've seen that. But the ones with the older ones, I've only seen Rocky 4. Oh, that's the one that's the one that's...

I know. Coming to America. James Brown. You made me do it for homework. It is great, wasn't it? It was good, yeah. All right, let's roll through the other ones. Go ahead.

Toy Story franchise. Loved it. And didn't expect. to, under. Under. Under. Over. Oh, hater. Next. The DC universe, so that's Batman. Over. Over. I think the Dark Knight's ones,

those were good. Those were good, but overall, they're not good. Supermans aren't good. Suicide squad was fine. The Joker was good, but as a whole, no, it doesn't hold up to Marvel. Under. Over. Over. Over. And?

The Harry Potter franchise. Over. I just don't read or watch. Cherry Potter. So I'm going to go over only because I haven't given enough time. Under, I judged it for a long time, but watched them all with my kids. They're good. Yeah, one more. One more. The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. They're fine.

Yeah, those are good. For me, they're fine. So I'm going to say overrated. Underrated for me, for sure. Overrated, never seen them. Overrated, never seen them. It's tough, I know, it's tough. I never said Harry Potter. I didn't want to just scream overrated because I didn't give it a fair shake. All right, Morgan, thank you for that. Yeah. All right. How do we feel about

the James Bond movie. Great one. October. Yeah. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. This dude, Alex, was working at the Goodwill when he was going through a donation box and he noticed some video games had been donated. He was like, wow, my dad's a gamer.

That looks like a very rare Atari game. So he pulls it out and he takes it to the manager and goes, man, man, I think we got something special here. And it was the game Air Raid. and there's only 13 known copies in the world. And so Goodwill put it up for auction and they made over $10,000. Oh, Goodwill kept it. Goodwill kept it.

He didn't even take it with them to buy it. No, he didn't steal it or anything. No, no, but even pay a quarter for it or a dollar. No. He was just working the donation. Like he was the one in taking everything. And he said, hey, guys, I think we got something special. And they raised over $10,000 for goodwill.

He just didn't buy it for himself. I mean. Because that's not stealing it. You're just paying money for, like, wait for him to put it out and they go buy it. Yeah, he should have marked it a quarter, bought it. Well, no, no, no, no. That's not where we were going. But, yeah, good for him.

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What's up, friends? Call us if you'd like. 877 77, 77, Bobby, B-O-B-B-Y. 877, then 77, B-O-B-B-Y. Thank you. Let's go over and catch up on the big stories. Bobby's Big Stories. I was talking recently about how I thought a food delivery driver had eaten some of my food. And now I just, I guess I kind of expect it. I don't like that I expect it, but if there's anything open, I just, I think about me.

Would I occasionally have a fry? I would like to say I wouldn't. But you probably would. But earlier in my life, when I was struggling, maybe I'd have dropped a couple in the seat and then eating them. They've been like, well, what am I going to throw them away? You know, something like that. Or whoops, he accidentally touched that one. So, he pulled up to my house, he acted like he was chewing something.

Do you guys remember me telling you this story? And I was like, I know he's eating my food. And so, but here's another situation that I saw on TikTok. A woman on TikTok is accusing a door dash delivery driver of stealing her Doritos Locos Taco. Oh. Her evidence is a picture of the driver's fingers with Doritos dust all over them. Oh, that's funny. Here she is explaining the whole situation.

Okay, so I order Taco Bell today. I go outside and the bag is ripped open. I divvy out all the food to the family. And I go to grab my food. and this was missing my Doritos Locos Taco. Not really going to worry about it. Well, just go ahead and get me a little refund, call it a day. And then I get this picture from my Dasher.

Tell me that ain't Dorito dust on this woman's fingers. Tell me, y'all. Tell me this woman didn't eat my taco now. Because they take a picture of it to prove it was delivered. Oh, okay, yeah. But in the picture, you see her finger. And on the tip of the pointer finger, and the main picture is of the welcome mouth with the food on it.

But she left her little Doritos low ghost finger right up in the... That's funny. Hilarious. That's story number one. A woman and her male accomplice were recently detained by police after she rented her ex-boyfriend's car. And I think by rented... I don't know if that bar... I don't know why you can rent a car.

Toro. Yeah, but in this story it's Toro? I don't know, but that's how you would do it. He probably listed on Toro. she goes on and rinse it. Well, then she ran dozens of red lights on purpose over a period of two days to get all kinds of tickets.

And speeding tickets too. Yeah, it's a bizarre case in which a woman attempted to exact revenge on her ex-partner for leaving her for another woman by using his own car to get him in trouble with the law. She convinced another man to rent that car via a renting app. It could have been that renting app.

It could have been. Yeah, and then use the vehicle to run 49 red lights and break other traffic girls. Crazy. It's creative. No, it is creative. Psycho. Sure.

But the old-fashioned key and the slashing the tires, that's not what she did. She went beyond. This is wild. As someone who has experienced psycho ex-girlfriends, I will say that this is pretty well thought out here. Right? Terrible. Terrible. And they should get in trouble and their name should be plastered out there.

But as someone who's not involved, hilarious. But I read that and was like, oh, I felt that a little bit. goldfish the size of footballs take over Minnesota Lake after residents release them into the wild And people are going If you release a goldfish It's going to get huge

Because apparently they grow to the size of their bowl Pretty much I mean it's not going to turn into a striver Right You know It's not going to be out there and be an Alva Cortuna A shark Yeah but it is going to grow so much

That it's going to be wild Officials of a Minnesota city are saying People People who live here Don't release your goldfish into the wild these fish can grow more than one foot long when given enough room. Officials are pulling goldfish from Keller Lake the size of a football. I would honestly think I think it was a perch.

Yeah. I think if I were to grab it and like, you know, pull it in. We used to perch jerk a lot. I would be like, well, it's a perch jerk? We used to perch jerk. That's what you call? Yeah, because. I've ever heard that in my life.

Catching perch is not really where we come from, the perch where we grew up in Arkansas are not good for eating. You don't really want to catch a perch. But if they're everywhere, you can perch jerk and you can almost see the perch in the water. And they're so small, you get them jerk. You got it. Got it. Got it. And you can throw them.

You never heard a perch jerking? No, no, no, no. We do it all the time. I never called it that. Well, and I'm looking at a picture of the guy. He's holding it. I would say it is comparable to a trout, like a normal trout. Because normal trout aren't huge fish.

So when you do get a decent size one, it's awesome. It looks like a gold trout. That's cool. But why is it bad for the goldfish to get big? Like. No, seriously. Like if you catch that bigger fish, can you eat it? I don't.

You can eat any fish. Oh. But you don't want to eat a little goldfish. It's not little. It's big. I don't know why they're saying don't do it. I just thought it was hilarious. They grow to the size of football.

Yeah, I had no idea. I thought they just stayed small. Yeah. But it makes me want to have a bigger tank at home. To let him get big. You have a five-foot gold fish. Put it in your bathtub. Yeah.

All right, there you go. Those are your stories. Thank you very much. Those were Bobby's big. Stories. The announcement. The Emmy nominations yesterday, which is TV. American Idol was snubbed.

Nothing? Nothing. Not even best fifth place person on a show, which had been me. No idea. Was that in the category? American Idol, Bear Girls was nominated. Okay. Yeah, I post a little message about Bear.

I was not, but I don't think we're eligible. Because our show is not even over yet. I'm assuming we'd even be at the running, but people were like, did you get nominated? Nope, we didn't. But I don't think we were eligible to be up this year. HBO and HBO Max led, but just some of the big shows

that had the most, the Mandalorian had the most, of 24 nominations. Didn't watch that. The Crown, I had watched past seasons, but this last season was apparently the best

because I wanted a Princess Dye stuff. Yes, it's amazing. Wanda Vision, Handmaid's Tale, Ted Lassow got 20, the Queen's Gambit. A lot of great shows up there. But I also like shows

where I try to convince Caitlin to watch it and she's like, this show isn't like good. And then it gets an Emmy nomination. I'm like, I told you, I told you. Like, the boys on Amazon, is just the greatest show.

It's not. It's not. Hey, Ray, turn her mic on. It is great. It is great. Like Bridgerton got best drama series, which I did not watch. I only watched a few of those, but. But, yeah, it's a fun TV time.

TV is better than the movies in our life right now. There are more great quality, substantive television shows than are movies. It used to be, like, all the cool people. They did movies and the middle cool people did TV and then the losers did radio. But now, we still don't radio, but they like changed a little bit. Like the people that are doing like the quality drama TV shows, they're the biggest stars. Yeah. I mean, think about that.

Think about the people that are doing, you know, stuff like, I mean, like, even Ted Lassow. Yeah. Jason Sadeca is like a full, full fledged superstar now. But pretty cool. So Emmys are out. Wanda Vision, Loki, all those shows, fantastic. Did Loki get anything? You're too late?

Too early? Too early, too late, yeah. Speaking of awards, Eddie's letting his kids vote for the CMAs under his name. Oh, awesome. Okay. Which I don't... I don't know that that's allowed? Well, I'm there with them.

It's not like I... All right, guys, there we go. Vote away and let them take over the computer. I'm there with them. They don't know how to run the thing. So it's tricky, though, right now because this is the first ballot. So this is the one where you nominate people. It's not even you have a list of five people to choose from.

Oh, is that right? So it's already trouble. Like, when we did a song, of the year. I'm like, all right, boy, song of the year, they want to Chattahoochee. I'm like, no, you can't do. Why not? Give it a Grammy's what I say. And they're like, what about that boot scoot and boogie one. I'm like, guys. That one needs one too.

But see, that's the people talking. That's what I'm thinking. Like, my kids, they're the ones that listen. And they don't care what people think about their opinions. So they're going to say what they really, really think is the best country song. So what did you end up submitting for Best Country Song? Can I say

that? I don't care what you do. They decided on San Hunt, um, hard to forget. And they deliberated for about five minutes on that. Yeah. But the two little ones won on that one. They're like, yep, that's the song. I can't argue that.

Okay, and their ages? Six and seven. So a six and a seven-year-old. Which I think is great. What ages do we act like? Yeah, six and seven, right. No, it's totally fine. And Eddie makes a good point that, I mean, kids are the ones, like my daughter will teach me

about songs or be singing a song well before I am. and sometimes I don't like it at first, but then it grows on me, and she was ahead of the curve. Did you vote on Entertainer of the Year with the kids? Of course. Who'd they pick? Garth.

But I think Garth's taking himself out, though, isn't he? Didn't he like forever? I don't think it matters. I mean, you write Garth in there, hit submit, and it goes through. I got another Garth shirt on today. I saw that. An old tour shirt.

I saw that. Yeah. What else did they do? They did male vocalists of the year. Okay, let me guess. This one I didn't agree with, but. Luke Combe Stapleton. I guess Morgan Wallen can't be up, but...

He can't? I don't think... I think they eliminated him. Yeah. They went Kane Brown. Great. Yeah. I was like, okay, guys, there's a lot of singers out there.

No, we like Kane Brown. We like that guy. He's got a low voice, and they went with him. He does have a low voice. Yeah. The big, like, behind the scenes and country, he's a controversy right now is that they're... Maybe you've heard,

Morgan Wallin's not allowed to win a CMA himself, but he's allowed if they wrote a song, and the song gets it, like, he can win it with other people because they didn't want to... eliminate the other people. Oh. Right? He's a co-writer on a song.

Or he's a co-anything on a song. And so there's a group of people that are fighting to make sure he wins nothing. Why? That's what I said. I was like, guys. Come on. Hey. It just doesn't seem like a fight that's worth fighting.

Not at all. And it seems exhausting. Now, if he was displaying other behavior that didn't seem like he felt like he wanted to repair anything, then, okay, I guess put a little effort into that. But, I mean, I don't understand that at all. And for other people to be attached to him to now be like, oh, great. Well, I don't know if maybe, let's say, he writes, Mary Had a Little Lamb, and there are four writers on it. Right. And that song wins for, Mary Had a Little Lamb went song of the year.

Can the other three still win? He just not even get it as a. But he should. He should get it. Right. It's work. That's what he did for work. Yeah.

It is definitely a sensitive situation. But with me, the guy went away for a long time. He said, hey, I'm going to go and do X, Y, Z, and come back and be a better person because of it. I'm taking him for his word. And I'm going, the problem with, you know, living in glass houses and throwing stones is that you're going to get one back at you. And so I just let the guy, if he wins a songwriter's award, he wins, let him have the award. And hopefully the CMA doesn't get, you know, bullied into being like, oh, we got to be, because they already, they're already, he's already been penalized.

He's been penalized. He can't win an award by himself. So like, when is it, when is enough time? When is it acceptable? We're going to buy enough from watching the show? You know what? Morgan Wallet cannot watch the show this year. Put a blindfold on him.

Come on. I'm a big believer in second chances. I've had a few. When I got fined a million dollars by the FCC, there's no reason I should have been back on the air except for where people said, hey, he's an idiot, but he's our idiot, and we believe in him.

When Lunchbox went to jail for stuff that we did. Oh, boy. I was not talking about that. Well, we are. People believe to me, and they say he's an idiot. And Lunchbox is an idiot. Yeah. But we're going to...

So let's all just hold hands, the whole country music community. And move on until We are told not to. If he comes out and does something else, ridiculous, then we have to kind of reevaluate and go, okay, well, maybe this isn't for him. Oh, yeah.

And it isn't for us. That's when fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. But if I can say something to the CMA board, don't listen to a vocal minority. Listen to the silent majority. Who's going, let's just have our show. And then he won an award this year.

He's going to be a massive star. He's going to win every award for now on. And that's it, the end. Thank you for going to my TED Talk, folks. I forgot that was happening. It just came to my mind talking about CMAs. Okay, that's what's up. Why don't we hit this and come back

and I will look at all my angry emails from the industry as soon as I go to break. I'm not the industry's darling. I am not country radio's darling. I am not music rose darling, you know, where they make the decisions. They do not like me because I will speak out against them. I also speak for them if I feel it's appropriate. But it is not a good relationship.

So I'm going to look at some of those. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner.

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This guy was so bored in traffic. He's sitting, and he's like, all right, I need to do something. I'm going crazy because I'm sitting. here bumper to bumper traffic. He's so bored. He decides, he's right at a bridge. He's just going to get out of his car and jump off the bridge. Why? Wait, boy, wait. Not to kill himself. Just for fun. He's so bored. A man who jumped from the basin bridge, swam and wandered around before being rescued because there were alligators. Oh. What in the...

Mm-hmm. He hurt himself pretty badly. I think. Mm-hmm. He jumped. He said it was a bad decision. His shoulders are sore. He's only alive thanks to faith and rescuers. Here he is talking to KATC in Louisiana about being in the water for more than... Now I'm laughing because this guy made the news in lunchbox is going to get it. I was about to get frustrated. All right, here you go. After jumping from the Chafalaya Basin Bridge on Friday during a traffic jam, Jimmy Jennings says he was in the water for more than two hours.

When I hit the water, the shoulder went up and kind of hurt my shoulder. When I started swimming, I couldn't get back to the bank because the current was way too strong. Jennings says he was then on an island where he found a boat to take him back to civilization, but he was met by police. They all had their guns on me. They were telling me, get on the ground, get on the ground. So I got on the ground, listen to him. They put me in handcuffs.

This guy basically went full of Gilligan's Island in two hours. They found a boat. He's on an island. Yeah. Wait, if it, like, what did he plan on doing? He's bored. He didn't get anything. He was wanting to do anything other than sitting in traffic.

So he wasn't, was he the driver of his car or the past? Okay. Yeah. He just left his car there. He thought he was just going to jump down, get out, and get back in his car. Okay, and then it did not work out that way. So, U.S. News and World Report had the whole story, the best places to live in America. So they put out this list of cities slash towns.

We're going to know all of them. But they're like, these are the best places to live based on things like quality of life, how much money you make versus how much you have to spend versus crime versus. I just thought it was interesting. Number 10, Portland, Oregon. Most of these places I've been to, and they're office. fantastic, but Portland, Oregon at 10. Sarasota, Florida at 9.

I haven't been to Sarasota. Me neither. But I hear, run this list. It's pretty great. Portland, Maine. That's the state. Maine and Alaska, the two I've never been to. Naples, Florida, Colorado Springs, which is fantastic.

I love Colorado Springs. Yeah, me too. It's hard to breathe a little bit when I move around. The altitude? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. What else would you think? I hold my breath the whole time.

When I get there. I don't know if you went in the winter Is the cold or what? At number five, Austin, Texas. Yeah, yeah. Number four, Fayetteville, Arkansas. Yes. Thank you for doing that for me.

Yeah, man. Number three, Huntsville, Alabama. Ooh. Drive through there, but... This is like a crowd I'm doing stand-up, but I just say any town. I'm like, yeah! Oh, Rocket City!

And I'm like, you ain't been to Milwaukee. Yeah, I've been to Huntsville. I've been to Huntsville. Yeah, my family's from Alabama. The Raleigh Durham area. Who! Lived by there. And then, no.

Number one. We're getting more hype as it goes. I saw it on a map. Who we go. Number one. Number one, Boulder, Colorado. Wow. Yeah.

My niece is to live. Is it harder to breathe there? Yeah. Yep. Still in the altitude. So another thing I wanted to talk about, speaking of towns and landmarks, there, Amy mentioned yesterday that near here, when we drive home, we pass a street called Bonerwood. Yep.

Bonerwood Drive. We laughed. And then it leads in the Bonnerwood circle. Then we debated, is it Bonnerwood or Bonnerwood? And so Lunchbox, being the reporter that he is, you went out yesterday. Yeah, I went out to the street. And I was hoping I would find people walking around, you know, out in their community, but they weren't. So I had to go knock on someone's door.

Oh, no. Oh, no. I was about to talk about the bit. Yeah, that's weird. Let me come back to that. The genesis of it was Amy going, who okays these street names to name? to name something bone or wood and then it just kind of rolled out from there.

You knocked on the door? I had no other way to get the information I needed. There was no one out and about and these people had their front door. They had a glass door and then a door behind it and the door behind it was open. So they had the glass door. So it looked like they were very welcoming.

So I parked in front of their house and I went and knocked on the front door. That's weird. All right, here we go. Oh, it's okay, puffers. It's okay. Hi. Excuse me.

What's the name of this street? Bonerwood. Wait, did you say Bonerwood? Like I saw the sign and I was like, there's no way. And it's really saying again. Bonerwood. Okay. It's really called Bonerwood.

Yep. And we get laughed at all over the country. See? Wow. Yeah. And speaking of all over the country, like, it made me start Googling different streets. And like, yes, Bonerwood's bad, but some people have to live on Peckerwood. You stop somebody else driving?

They were driving. And so I stuck my hands out of my car window and waited for them down. Oh, my goodness. You're going to think something's wrong. Well, I mean, guys, do you want the information or not? That's the only way I can do it. Hard-hitting reporter. All right, here we go.

What's the name of this street? Bonerwood. Like, say it again. Like, you're saying Boner Wood. Bono Wood. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. She drove off. I guess they're used to it.

You know? Excuse me. You tried to convince us it was Bonnerwood, buddy. I thought there would be no way that that could be the name of the street, but I'm wrong. You are. I am totally wrong. Thank you, lunchbox. All right.

We'll get to Eddie's lifeguard thing later. We've had so many good things to talk about. This story comes us from New York. A 56 year old man was busted when he went and got on a $1.2 million yacht and he drove it from New York

down to Vermont on the water. Are keys just in those things? Good question. Is there no one... If you had a $1.2 million house, I'm assuming you just couldn't walk in and start cooking for the most part. Right. Is there nobody working a dock? I mean, I used

to work at a Marine and you couldn't just walk out on the dock getting a boat. Those didn't have keys? They weren't in them most of the time. And if there was a fancy one, there was always a dock worker. Maybe he just acted like he knew what he was doing. That says my boat. It does always work. I've gotten backstage many times like that. What happened, lunchbox? He said he was just water testing the boat.

And so he wanted to make sure it would, you know, survive on the open water. And they didn't buy it. And he was arrested because the owner was like, no, didn't ask anybody to drive the boat. You just took it. He must have told him that when they caught him at the end. Yeah, yeah. When he got arrested, he was like, what guys? I was just water testing it, making sure it, you know, it floated. He's the water tester. Obviously.

All right, there you go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Did a big day today. Eller, our dog, gets her stitches out of her after she's been fixed. So she doesn't have to be as confined everywhere. Remember, she was in heat like crazy. Like crazy.

She is wild. And bleeding everywhere. Yep, that's what in heat is. Yeah. I thought in heat be like, I'd pet her, and I'd be like, ow, that's hot. But no. it means something else No I knew what I meant

But so but she We got her fixed But she just went into heat earlier than dogs normally do Which or we'd have already had her fixed But she gets her stitches out today And I'm so excited because she's a runner I can take her and run I can't take Stanley the Bulldog

Because he ends up turning into like You know like old prison movies Where around your ankle You'd have that weight That ball The ball and chain That's what he feels like sometimes And I'm trying to run

He just flops on the ground But it's gonna be a good day today I'm gonna go workout I work out outside now every day. Some days it's hot, some days it's not, but it can be a good day. I feel it. Although Scoobie Steve broke my streak today, when I walk in this door... I had no idea.

When I walk in this door, I have a superstition. I'm focused. I don't say a word to anybody. From the moment that I get to the studio here, I get all the way on my seat, I collect my thoughts, then I talk to Ray. I have this pattern every day. Every day, every day. And every day, and every day happens, things go right, every day. And this morning, I walk in, Scoo's like, hey, man, what's up?

How you doing? Let's talk about today. And I'm like, no! No! Why did you make your thing where you just like walk in and don't have to talk to anybody? Funny you ask. I have no idea. But it's been going so well for such a long time.

Yeah. For a year. It's just, I just come in. I mean, that's good because that's you're out. I sit. I focus. We go. And today, freaking Scoop Steve wants to be Talkie Talkieerson.

Wow. Want to do a talk show which is him and I. Ruined everything. Ruined the whole thing. Ice lead is a great thing. No wonder today's show was just a. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Hey, it was a great show.

Amy, what's going on with you? Yeah. I have therapy again. And then my daughter's in volleyball camp, which is cool. So I'll go check her out at that. And then we're doing like mother-daughter facial thing. What about you? Well, I just told you.

So thank you. Oh, yeah. You did. Amy doesn't listen to anything I say anymore. Yes, I do. You sidetracked and went into the story about studio. Eller stitches. Got it.

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