The Bobby Bones Show - The Bobby Bones Show Podcast Replay

Episode Date: November 24, 2017

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over the best Tim McGrath song of the last few years. Yeah. I say it's humble and kind, and Eddie thinks it's Diamond Rings and O Barford. Oh, that's a jam. Are you kidding me? I'm not saying they're both not jams,

but that's just the argument we're in and we're like fiercely competing to see who wins. Yeah. Humble and kind versus Diamond Rings. Amy? Humble and kind. Lunchbox? Humble and kind.

Sorry, Eddie. You lost, but... Not that that's not a good one. Let's say this. Turn it up, Ray. That's it right there, boys. All right, I have the five compliments men never get tired of hearing. And I don't do this for the dudes.

I do this for the ladies out there. We have feelings and hearts, and we like to be complimented. We may act like we don't, but it makes us feel good. And so these are the five that men like the most. Ready? Ready. Here we go. Hey, have you been working out?

Dudes love that. Even if we haven't been, we love it because we're like, dang, we look good to you right now. that makes me feel good. So even though that's sort of just a question, y'all, that's a compliment. Yes, because you're inquiring because we're looking a different way. Right, got it. Like, whoa, have you been doing, you've been working out? I do that one in my head?

Do you? Well, I'm like, have you been working your biceps? Oh, you go specific. I haven't do that with, like, Ray. I do that with other dudes. Oh, look at you. Just because I know it makes people feel good. I'm like, dude, you've been hitting hard, huh?

And you know, takes that compliment well as Ray our producer. He's like, yeah, I have. Actually. Yes. Raised in a heart. You ready? Yep. These are compliments.

Number two. I told my friends how lucky I am to have you. Two things is being said in this compliment. One, I'm lucky to have you. You guys like to hear that even though we act like we don't. Two, you're telling your friends. That's huge. That's a double compliment inside of one.

So on the surface, you go, well, that's a weird one. But no, that's a twofer. That's like Bogo at Payless. I told my friends. that I'm lucky to have you. I will say that so far, I mean, females would like both of these compliments too. Okay. Amy, let's just keep it here.

We're letting the guys. Oh, yeah. Sorry. It's not about the women all the time. Number three, I love how to determine you get when you set your mind to something. And I'm going to tell you why guys like this one. Because we like to be known as people who are decisive. We like to be known as decision makers.

We like to be known as someone who can get stuff done. So you don't have to use those exact words, but it's like, man, when you put your mind to something, you do it. That's how we feel manly. Because it's like, yeah, we make our mind up, we go do it, makes me a man. All right, that's number three. Number four, you ready? Compliments that men love to hear. I feel safe with you.

Dang, think about that one. That means that I is a dude. can take care of you. It's an ego boost, and they all are, but that means you feel like I can take care of you. Now, I haven't heard that one a lot in my life. Mine's mostly like, if I get into a fight, I feel like you're going to run away.

And they're pretty much right on. But that's a big one to a guy. If you say, listen, I feel safe with you, that's a good. But safe could mean so many other things, not just from like physical, like a fight-type situation safe. I'm just telling you what most guys feel and think. Because I think you could make a girl feel safe. You do? How?

Yeah. Please tell me. Well, okay. So I'm not into fighting anyway, so I'm okay that you would run. And I'm sure whatever you date. I'm kind of kidding. I don't know that I would run. But I see that you think I would now.

Okay. Okay. Go ahead. You can make them feel safe in other ways just like secure. Oh, yeah, like I got you. Yeah. Electric bill? Got you.

Okay. Well, not just monetarily, but sure, yeah. I mean, you do. You could take care of them in that way, but I just feel like you have that capability of making them feel like they're okay and they're safe and secure. The five compliments men never get tired of hearing. Number one, you look sexy when you blank. It doesn't matter what it is.

Men love to hear that. Yes, and here's a thing too about men, we're dumb, we're easy. If you tell us we look sexy when we do something that you like us doing, like the housework, or cooking, we're going to be like, dang, I should do more. I should do more, that, K-Man. That's how it feels. We're stupid.

Men are stupid. So if you go, dang, you look sexy when you're folding laundry. All right, baby. Let me show how I fold it like this. That's a good one. Yes, it's all a trick. Oh, see, I have things.

It's all a trick with us guys. We're dumb. K-Men, go, do. My phone clothes. I go, go, go. You say I like phone clothes. I like phone clothes because I sexy. Men are dumb. That's all I'm saying. And that's how you get us right there. Five compliments.

Thank you very much. I appreciate Cosmopolitan magazine, a magazine that I read. They had a whole article on that. Low inspiration there. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Addison Hutchinson, nine years old, is a hero for getting help for her bus driver. She was on board her bus when the school bus driver slumped over the steering wheel. The bus was making its final stop on the route and only had a few. few students left, and she sees this. She jumps out of the bus and ran to somebody's door, knocked on the door, called 911, ran back to the bus, stayed with the driver until help arrived, and the driver was taken to the hospital, treated and released, and everybody was safe. But talking about a nine-year-old, making a split decision, the right decision, probably saving lives. Look at you, I see you. I see you.

It's the Bobby Bones Show. By bringing you the good news right now, all positivity. That's our goal. There's so much sour stuff in the news. That's not while we're here. Why are we here, Amy? We're here to tell the good. That we're here to tell the good.

Can I get it? Amen. Amen. All right, thank you. Let's go. Tell me something good. How about this? Responding to a call about an elderly woman

who hadn't eaten, police show up, check on her, then decided to cook her breakfast and they hang out with her for like an hour. Wow. And just talk. So they make sure she's good.

She is good. He's like, well, you know what? I checked on your well-being. We're safe. How about I'm making some breakfast? That's watch some TV because she's been by herself for a long time. And that's an officer that is just going above and beyond. I love that.

Amy, give me those things. Tom Mitchell is a mechanic who works on school buses and sometimes fills in driving. And on one of his routes in Clarksville, Tennessee, he was taking a group of special needs students to school. And that's where he noticed that one wheelchair-bound child was struggling to get out of her house and onto the bus. So he decided to do something about it. He built her a ramp. Wow. That's above and beyond.

Can I get amen? Amen. Thank you. Much box. The mayor of Johnston, Iowa always wants the community to give back and she tries to raise money for the food pantry. So every $10 donation, she runs miles. So far this year she's had to. Really?

Yes. So far this year, she's run over 300 miles because people keep donating to the food pantry. Wow. That's awesome. Can I get amen? Amen. That's good news right there. See? Don't you feel better?

Yes. You feel better? Yes. Thank you. King of Amen. Amen. Thank you. Everybody on show.

Let's go. How do we feel about psychics in general? Like, I believe, I'm not going to pay money. I think if somebody's psychic, they're not setting up a house on the side of the road. Yeah. If there's some, listen, I think anyone that's advertised themselves as a psychic is not a psychic. What? Anybody.

Even with a neon sign? I would think that if there's somebody with psychic powers, which I have never been seen or shown that there was, they wouldn't have this power to also not have to show people. I agree with you. Waste of money. Oh, I disagree. Oh, I'm not into it.

You're into it? I wouldn't say I'm into it, but I think there's something about it because they can tell you stuff that you're just like, wow. And they do it all the time. But the one thing I do have a problem with is, why don't they tell you, like, okay, there's going to be a fire at this house

if they can predict everything. If there were a real psychic They wouldn't be telling us they're a real psychic Do you understand how they'd be put in a cage Exactly You're crazy Yes Police say a psychic and her son

She'd an elderly man out of $150,000 bucks There you go Because they said they would rid him of evil spirits Oh no They now face theft at conspiracy charges He's an old guy And he just kept paying them Because they were like we got

My point is If someone really was a psychic And they were really able to nail things You don't think we would take them It'll be like an alien There would be no unsolved anything. Right, and we would take them and put them somewhere and make them do all the work and almost jail them for their powers. Yeah.

The same way we would do an alien if we found an alien around. You don't think we put that thing in a cage? We might have them somewhere. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Bobby Bones Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Fairlawn, New Jersey. A man broke into a tire shop, stole $300 from the register, some tires, went homes,

at it's like, oh no, where's my wallet? Oh, man. They got left out of the crime scene. So he drove back to the crime scene and was arrested by police. I'm waiting on him. Probably his wallet. Oh, they had his wallet all right. I'm lunchbox.

That's your bonehead story of the day. Which makes me wonder, if you were going to rob somewhere, should you even take your wallet? No! Like, no, I would leave all identification behind. Right. Yeah. And wear gloves and all that. Nobody's finding me.

No need to have your phone, anything. I'd probably put on like a Donald Trump mask or something to. Yeah. Yeah, all this stuff. No selfies of the crime scene. So there's this whole story from Business Insider about successful people and the things that they do and what they have in common.

They talk to all these successful people. They're like, hey, you know, list your things that you dedicate your energy to. And so here you go. When they have free time, they all do this. First of all, what are you guys doing your free time? I got it. Go ahead.

Lachap. Nap. Okay. Got to be rested to be successful. What are you doing your free time, Amy? I like to walk with my husband. I mean, I have other things. I didn't laugh.

They're laughing at it. Free time. That's cool. Anybody, what are you doing in your free time? Go outside. Something outside. Park. Anything.

The number one thing that really successful people do is reflect. They keep a journal. They write. I've tried that. It doesn't say much. What am I going to reflect on? Yeah, like I've got on trips. Like, you know, they feel like I'm going to have this deep discovery.

Like, I went to Kenya for two weeks. And I took a journal. and all. A weekend. I had like... Doodles. Yeah. Just like, I was drawing.

Number two is napping. Yeah! Oh, good one. Rest and creativity. Walking is a three. What? That's me. Reading.

And then experimentation. Er? Oh. Dang, that's none of us. What do you mean? I experiment. Like how? What?

With different activities? What? I don't think that's what it means. What does it mean? I think he's trying out your thing and being okay with failure. And I read too, so I'm good. I read the internet.

You read books as well. I read the internet. I read Instagram. We're going to need some callers to give us some advice here. Amy was at Target yesterday and you see a kid just going crazy, right? Screaming bloody murder. He wanted like a specific toy or something. And the mom was like, no.

I mean, that's not what we're here for you. You're not going to get it. And I feel like if she would have just gotten it, kind of would have ended every day. I know. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying it was the right thing to do. But it was so loud. It was so loud.

I was about to be like, look, okay, I'm just going to go by. But obviously, yeah, as a parent, sometimes you just have to, like, stand firm. And I know that my day is coming with that where I'm going to have to just be like, no, you cannot have that. And my child is going to be screaming,

and I'm trying to run errands in public, and it's going to be embarrassing. And I'm just going to have to move forward. Like, nothing's happening because I got to get out of there. And I don't know. How do parents do it? Like, what's some advice? Like, this woman, oh, my heart went out to her.

Amy's at Target, and she's just a five-year-old. Boy, girl. Boy. Throwing a fit because the mom won't get him the toy. And so she's like, what do I do? Amy's got two kids coming. Deidre, please give us some advice. So my advice on this is I have a two-year-old,

and you have to decide, do you want your child to kind of be a jerk in that moment and throw a fit, or do you want to raise an adult that throws fits because they want people to give in to them. So it's short-term pain for long-term success. Isn't that all life is? Man, it's a lot of short-term pain. Sometimes long-term pain, I'll be honest with you.

So that's what I think. You have to decide. Because when you give in that one time, well, then they know, hey, if I throw back in a fit, I can have it. Yeah. I feel like I have to do that with lunchbox sometimes. What? Yeah, what?

What do you mean by that? Yeah, elaborate. Because if I give him something like that, like every once in a while, like, you have to curse a minute ago. Yeah. Now he's going to think. You know it all the time. So true.

Because he wants to do it again. He's like, can I curse on all my jokes? I'm like, no. That was the thing. Oh, you're saying you get. Yeah. Hey, Nicole in Richmond, Virginia. Good morning.

Good morning. Thank you for calling. What do you think about this? I give in, and I am not proud of it. but Walgreens, three-year-old screaming, you know you have a cart full of stuff you have to get, and you buy the Ninja Turtle beanie hat with the little pumping ears on the side that flap,

and it makes it all go away. I'm not proud of it, but it's solved it. So what do you think Amy's going to do? Oh, God, I love Amy. That's a preface for something that's not pleasant, by the way. Go ahead. I think at first she'll probably give in just because, you know, first time mom, and I think it's okay.

Like, you know, you got to figure out kind of the waters and then you'll know as they get older. Like, okay, you'll know when you say no, it's no. Like, we're not getting this and that's it. But I think at first, yeah, there'll be sometimes she gives in and that's okay. Nicole, thank you for your call. I appreciate you. Thank you. Let's go over to Leslie in Florida.

Leslie, thank you for calling. You have a five-year-old? I do. I have a five-year-old daughter. And anytime we go to the store, especially Target, actually, that's her place. And she will ask for a toy, and I tell her no. And when she doesn't get her way, she just sits in the cart with a look on her face and her arms folded like a spoiled brat, which makes no sense because she has not ever been an entitled child. So I don't know where she gets it from, but she does not. get her way and she knows not to throw a fit in public or I will take her outside and thank her

much. What's your advice to Amy who's about to be a new mom? I would say if, you know, if the child has done something good, like, you know, if you have a chore list or something, get them the toy as a, you know, a reward instead of money or, but if they're throwing a fit just because they want something, that's not the way to act about it. They have to earn it. Boom. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You got to earn this.

Amy's going to just give them all toys all the money to keep her from crying. Nuh. No, you think I have no backbone. That's what you're saying. To them, I think we'll see. It's going to be hard, Amy. TBD. TBD.

Yeah, TBD. If you're first born, you're more successful. Just generally speaking is what it says. Dang it. Why? Because I was last born. I was last born I was middleborn

So none of us are first born And we all worked for the man that was first born Oh Bobby you were first born Yeah there you go I know of course What do you mean here we got this study that's right I'm reading I didn't know everybody fell into their

So you were last born of how many Amy Well with my parents I was last born of two but my dad has four kids total so I have some half Your dad's toss around some numbers Four kids, I have marriages Four. Four marriages. And now he's working on a girlfriend. They're

not getting married. Very cool. Baller. They won't get married. But I mean... What do you mean they won't get married? They're not going to get married. Why? They're just old. Because they're older. I don't think it's... It's just more of a companionship, if you will. And you don't think they'll get married? What if she's pregnant? She's like...

Miracles happen. I don't know if she would want me to say her age, per se, because she's a young at heart, let me tell you. Over 70? She's over 80. Yeah? Wow. You never know. You're right.

Technology nowadays. You never know. So, okay. You have two older. You have an older brother, an older sister. Yeah. And Eddie have older brother. Right in the middle.

Little sister. Dang. Look at me. And what do you got, Bobby? I'm rolling the roots. Yeah, what you know? I got a younger sister. Well, wait a minute.

You want to go down the real family tree? Yes. I got a half brother I don't know. I got a real sister. I got two, wait, one step sister They used to, I got like five or six running around in some former fashion, and I'm the oldest of all of them. And that half-brothers, do you look like you? Yeah, that's the one.

It's weird. Met him online. Like, I don't know my biological father. And so I was online, I was like, let me see here. I looked them up. I was like, holy cowley does look like me. He was my real brother, like half-brother. It was his kid from another woman.

I never met him. And then I was like tiny. So you look like your dad, your biological dad? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Interesting.

Creeping, creepily, because I'll go look, so he has a Facebook page because sometimes he likes to fight with me on Facebook, which is weird because I don't know him.

And so I go look at that Facebook page and I have before it and I'm like, man, that looks just like me in like 20 years. That's crazy. It's crazy.

But Eddie, he looks just like your dad. I do. But your dad's round. Yeah. I mean, yeah, he's far away, but yeah.

I mean, back in Texas. What did you say? He goes, at least he's around. I mean, he makes a good joke. No, no, no, it wasn't a joke.

But you see him. Yeah, I see my dad. Yes. Oh. I remember Bobby being like, well, stalked my dad on Facebook and he's got all his hair, so that's good. Oh, yeah. He's looking at the positive.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I went all the way over the page and was like, let me see here. And I was all like sad. I was like, there's a guy. Got other kids. He probably is more kids. I don't even know if he has any more. But I was like, well, bright side he has all his hair.

All right. Yeah. Anyway. Oh, man. Air looks good. Thank you. You're welcome. Oh.

It's all. Okay. Let's go. Come on, Bobby Bones show. Ask the question not allowed, Amy. Oh, well, I was just looking at some old school pictures of Garth Brooks, and it made me think, like, back in the day, the radio people were probably interviewing him and hanging out with them and doing stuff not really knowing he was going to be the goat, Garth Brooks. I'm like, who's going to be that of, like, our time, like, these people that come in our studio and we see them play for the first time. Like, who's going to grow up to be the Garth-ish?

Eric Church, because he did a different. Sam Hunt Because he did it way different And just sold And people don't give Sam Hunt credit Not even for his music But for just being like To heck with the system

Like you want a rule breaker Like that dude's just like I don't care what people think And that's a big part of it Oh okay Those are the people that I gravitate to People that just don't care about rules Because there are none

You make your own rules And it's a good question Who would you put on the list Who would we like at in 15 years ago? Wow I think Luke Bryan. I mean, he's just killed it. He's killed it.

I think he's the man right now and will continue to be. I think Rascal Flats, they've had a history and they're still going. They're spanning decades. I think they kind of already are what they are. Yeah. They're a legendary band. They've done it. And they're back putting out hits again.

Like Garth, I don't know if they're ever, Garth, I just. I just was using him because I was looking at young, young pictures of him, probably. And I was picturing him walking in some. radio station for the first time. I'm like, God, people probably didn't know what in the world he was going to turn into when they first saw him playing and stuff. But I felt about you. Like people have no idea. Oh, really? Yeah, now I do. Yeah, you're welcome. Hi, this is Joshua David Stein, host of the fatherly podcast, the perfect podcast for the imperfect parent. Join us as we talk to dads like Ken Burns, Tom Colicchio, and John Legend about

fatherhood. Listen free by searching for the fatherly podcast on IHeart Radio or wherever you subscribe to your favorite podcast. Bobby Bones, everybody. You bite your fingernails? No. Yeah, I do. And I can hang nails like crazy. Then I rip them out and they bleed.

It's gross. And I'm not gross. But is it, okay. I find it weird. You bite your fingernails because you're germ-dew. I always watch my hands before I do, though. Oh, you prep? I do.

I prep. Okay, talk for me to bite my fingernails. I'm going to go sanitize. Is that weird? Because I scrub as much as I can before I bought my fingernails. Now that I know you scrub, I guess it's not weird. Nope. But I just don't get people that buy it.

Like my husband will bite his nail. I don't get it. Like, why would you want to bite your nail? I know it's a nerve. I don't know. It's like a habit thing. It's a nerve anxiety thing. The lunchbox clips his toenails.

I know. Just because he's a people clip his toenails. But then he sets them aside and then eats them. They're protein. They're not. They're not. They're hair. Yes, hair.

No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's not hair, you fools. Okay. Who's the doctor? here. There's not all of us. Exactly. So you guys don't know. Well, then what are nails? You got us. He got us. You should google that though. All right. Morning corny. The morning corny. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? What did the boy

pickle say to the girl pickle? You mean a great dill to me. That was the morning corny. Think about it. When you're on a date, like say. a guy and a girl out on a date and they order sandwiches and there's pickles or something as a guy you could tell your girl date that joke and she'll be like

OMG you're so cute I want to date you forever If she says OMG bag I'm like I'm dating somebody way too young for me or I'm Lunchbox Your computer's on fire

over there You're looking something up Well I thought she was going to say What's the deal That's what the joke I thought he was going to say I looked it up And it's hair

Oh oh toe nails Oh no no no Mine He's so Google The Bobby Bome Show Turn it up Woman goes to Target buys an awesome vacuum cleaner

She's been saving up 300 box with vacuum She took the box home Open it up It's time for the vacuum It was a box with dirty towels Rocks and a can of chili I mean, come on

The Target representatives said the stores Looking into how the vacuum ended up replaced With a decoy box I know I mean I have a guess Well someone

Got the vacuum took it home, stuffed it full of stuff, returned it, got their money back for the quote-unquote vacuum, and then this poor woman bought it off the shelf. Bingo. The problem is is that the person working at Target on the return didn't look in the box. Yeah, and you should always inspect

the box. Always look in the box. That's a good one. See, I thought someone that worked in the warehouse stole the vacuum. Another theory. That's right. Good, that's good. I dropped the mic, sorry. Again, we don't know, we just know she was scammed. Imagine you're so excited.

about it, you open it up, it's like, wait, why are they chilly in towels and rocks? Hey, Dave in Nashville. Bobby. Hey, Dave. How you're doing this morning? Good, man. What do you want to say? Well, I was scammed big time.

I was 16 years old, sold my first car on Craigslist. Well, I thought I was selling it. And the guy sent me a check for $5,000 more than what I was asking for because he wanted to ship it out of the country to his son. And sure not, he said. sent me the check, I deposited it, and it almost looked like it cleared it first, and someone came and took my car, and by the time that car was gone, that check bounced, froze my accounts for almost two months, and I never saw my car again.

Oh, no. Man, that sucks for you! Oh, man. I don't like that story. I'm sorry about that, Dave. Hey, I appreciate the sympathy. I appreciate you. Wow.

Oh, hey, Lori in Canyon Lake, Texas. Good morning. Good morning. How did you get scammed? My husband and I had sold our house, and we were so excited because we had some extra money. It was our very first house. And I had wanted a digital, one of the DSLR cameras and went to one of the big box wholesale places. It's been about $900, got home with it, and the boxes were empty.

They had old manuals in it. I mean, somebody had taken everything out and just. returned empty boxes and they sold me empty boxes. Okay, so you go back with the empty box. I don't think I would believe you if I was at the store. Yeah, that's what I was worried about. And I was literally in tears thinking, you know, here we are young. I bought this camera.

There's no way they're going to take it back. They did believe me. I did call it. Wow. They did take it back. But yeah, I thought for sure they'd say, you know, hey, you're the one that took it out. Not, you know, we didn't sell it to you that way. I mean, the seal was on the box and everything.

Wow. How disappointing something you've been waiting for, and it's like, boop, nothing there. Thank you for the call. Appreciate you. This woman goes to Target buys the vacuum cleaner of her dreams. $300. She gets home, opens a box, it's rags, a can of chili, and some rocks. So somebody got her.

And so we're like, hey, you've been scammed. Austin and Auburn, Alabama. What's happening? Hey, Bobby, what's up? Man, we're doing this show. I appreciate you calling and sharing a story with us. What do you have? When I was younger, my mom, she bought us with Brian tickets for Christmas.

And we go, we get there, they take us to our seats. We get there, and there's already people sitting there. Like, hey, these are our seats, and then security gets involved. It's that three people's already done, tried using the tickets for these seats. And these people are already here, and they just gave the seats to them after we done spent lots of money because they were backstage passes, this pit road. So did someone copy them and sell you guys copies? They did.

Oh, my goodness. So how did they handle it? They gave the seats to them, and they made us buy a whole new tickets. You had to buy more tickets? Oh, my goodness. That's not good? Oh. Dang.

Sucks for... Oh, no. Thanks, dude, for that call. Appreciate that. Appreciate you. Denise and Virginia. How'd you get scammed? So I was getting married, and my mom and I were planning our wedding, and we hired this girl to do the cake, and we gave her a $500 deposit, and we had several meetings where we designed this gorgeous cake and everything.

And then a month before the wedding, suddenly she was not returning our calls, and come to find out, she had taken our money and moved back to England. Then she took the deposit and ran? Wow. Yeah. She left the country. Holy cow. You bought her plane ticket back. She was looking for one person to put a deposit on a cake so she could get out of town.

Exactly. And so you were just SOL? Yeah. And then my friend's father stepped up and said, well, I'll make a cake. And it was a cute cake and everything, but it was not the cake that. Yeah. That was $500. Aw.

Hey, Denise. That's cute. I appreciate you. Good story now. I appreciate you. Have a good day, Denise. Thank you for calling. Thanks for all the calls.

Dang. Yeah, okay. So what I'm going to do, the game's tough. I just give you a word and you have to be able to sing a line, a famous line of a song with the word. And you have like, you know,

five to seven seconds to figure out the song. Are you ready? No. You'll go first, okay? Your word is, and you have, again, five seconds, seven seconds. Okay. Your word is a green.

Now, I need you to sing a song with it. Take you four ride on my big. green tractor, make it go slow, make it go faster. Yeah, yeah. Good job, Amy. Good job, Amy. Welcome to the game. Thank you.

Wait for the cue. Okay. We're figuring out the game as we go here. Okay. All right. Lunchbox, you're up. Yeah. Your word is truck.

Think about that. What song can you sing with the word truck in it? And three, two. Truck! Yeah! Trump, yeah! I accept that. Yeah.

That's close. I'll accept that. I was waiting for his cue. He said three, two, and then he didn't say one. Then I turned the music down. All right? Okay. Eddie, ready?

Let's go. Your word to sing a song with is dance. Life's a dance. Wait for your cue. You just scolded him. Yes. Okay, you've been warned. Yellow card.

Just like the U.S. I'm not talking about. Win for my cue. All right. Eddie, go ahead. Life's a dance. You learn as you go. Sometimes you love.

lead. Sometimes you follow. Everybody. There it is. Okay. Okay. Now it's getting heated. We got to have some uniform here. Wait till your cue. Wait for the cue. Come on, Eddie. You're almost out of the game. Goodness. You've been worn, Eddie. Yes. Yellow card. Got it.

Yellow card. Because if it was missed, like the U.S. will not be getting in the world. Okay. Oh, I had to bring that up. That's dumb. Gosh. Amy. Your word is boy. B-O-I boy. And go.

You got the boy And I got the man Oh, Jana Kramer Yeah Yeah Whatever that song was What was that song? You got the boy, I think

And I got the man I think it's I got the boy You got the man No, she's saying I got the man No Oh

Lunchbox is going to be right No Because it's like I got the boy And you got the man Yeah Not you got the boy Oh I'm sorry

Wait what? You've been eliminated Oh my goodness It's called I Got the Boy is the name of the song. Lunchbox beat Amy in a music. Unbelievable. He challenged her in one. Wow.

Man, oh, yeah. All right, Amy, you're eliminated. Lunchbox, are you ready? Hold on, I'm ready. I need you to sing a song with the word heart in it, okay? I need you to sing a song with the word heart in it. Think about it. Heart.

All right, go ahead. My heart will go. Bad melody, but I'll accept it. Celine Dionne, I'll accept that. I'll accept that. Eddie, come on. Your song is kiss. Now, like a smooch, like a kiss, all right?

Your song is kiss. Can you sing a song with the word kiss in it? And go. Kiss me. The mouth of beer and barley. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Six pints on the rich or kiss me. Oh, man, that's good.

It's funny. You'd think it's beer and barley? It's bearded barley. That was beer, oats, barley. He got the context of his word right. Okay. Just checking. Yeah, Amy, don't hate.

Don't hate the clear. Amy, you have a warning off the film? Yay. That's the coach warning. You're going to be sick of a locker room. I don't care. Okay. Oh.

What do you got? You really do? Lunch marks. Yeah, I do. Your word is boots. Okay, boots. You have five seconds. Boots.

It has to be plural. Boots. Okay. Okay. And go. I got dirt. I'm a boots. It's your party.

Dirt on the boots You know Dirt on my boots I got a little dirt on my boots Okay, okay I accept I accept it I didn't know if Boots Goody would have been

Because it doesn't say boots Okay Eddie I'm like I just ignored it Your word is burn Burn Burn you have five seconds You have five seconds I think the song with the word burn

In it All right go ahead And it burn Burn burn That ring of fire That ring of fire That ring of Five.

All right, lunchbox. Yeah. Your word is, girl. You have five seconds. Take Tommy Thompson. You've been warned because you didn't take a five seconds. You said go. And go.

Take Tommy Thompson. Take my best friend, Bo. Don't take the girl as long as she don't go. I mean, you're just butchering these songs. What was the word? B-R-O-K-E. You have five seconds to sing the word broke. Broke.

All right, Eddie, go ahead. All right, here we go. Yep. I'm broke. Like a spoke. I'm doing it. I feel like I was cheated. You're now limited in the next game.

What? Yeah. Red card. Red card. Okay. Red card. Blowing out birthday candles laid to a 1,500 percent increase. in bacteria on cake.

Now, I only read this because, holy cow, I've been saying this for about all my life. There's no chance I ate a birthday cake with someone blows on it. I mean, but surely in your life you have. And you've been fine. I'll watch. No, no, no, no. So you're telling me somewhere in your life,

you've never had a birthday cake where someone was blown out of candles. Not that I watched it, no. Okay. Never have I watched someone spit into a cake and ate it. I don't mind. I will, and if they're passing it out, I don't know, if they're passing it out, I'll go for a I don't think that it's like touch on the very, very side. Oh, it's gone everywhere, buddy. Bobby's like digging under the bottom of the cake.

That's the whole top off. But the thing is, I've been saying this forever. You have. Think about a six-year-old and when he... Ew, I just saw it came out of your mouth and you're 37. Exactly. 37. But if you were blowing out candles, do you think you would spit?

I don't think you would. I think it naturally comes out. You're still blowing things. Like, it's still... It's still gross. A new study out of Clemson says that it's a... 1500% and sometimes like if it really goes crazy it's 14,000% increase. That's pretty cool.

You pretty much is eating their tongue like on their birthday cake. Like here you go. Have some cake and some tongue. How you feeling about this? Would you want your husband to wear some sort of engagement ring? Because it's customary for women to. Totally. Would you want him to be claimed and wear an engagement ring?

Yeah, you're next. So if he's proposing to me, then I have to go out and get him an engagement ring afterwards. If you're engaged. Yeah. Do you both wear an engagement ring? No, I'm fine with just me wearing it. He doesn't need to wear it. He doesn't need...

I don't need him to wear it to know that he's my fiancé, you know? And then people are going to be like, I'm just picturing my husband handling this. They're like, oh, so are you married? No, I'm just engaged. Like, he would not. He would not wear a ring for that. Connor? Yeah, absolutely.

What do you think? You wear one? Oh, absolutely not. I've been engaged for about a year and a half. and I'm getting married next Saturday and I think it's absolutely dumb to wear one Oh so you would not wear an engagement. If your fiancé said I would like me to wear an engagement ring

because I'm wearing one, I'd like for you to also wear one to show that you're engaged. You would say no? Absolutely not. Would you dig in and say, because you're saying absolutely, what if it was really important to her? Well, I think I'd have a hard to heart with her

and just say, you know, I don't really think I can do this because I'm not married, you know, and nothing's going on my hand until we're married. Wow. But my sister actually got married a few months ago and her fiancee wore one. And I gave him a pretty hard time about it. No, no way. Yeah, sounds like it.

So I'm pretty sure he still didn't like me to this day. Connor, appreciate you, buddy. All right, thank you. Let's go over to Meredith. Meredith in Cedar Rapids. Hey, Bobby. What do you think about this? Would you want your man to wear an engagement ring to?

No, not really. My now husband, we just got married a month ago. We had a long engagement for two years. And since we've been married, he's been hit on more times than when we were engaged. Okay, so you're saying the ring brings on the hits. And if you're not married, the hits can equal not getting married. Exactly. Oh, the ladies love him now.

I can't keep him off him. Meredith, let me ask you a question. Do you like the dad bod or the fit bod? I like the fit bod, but I don't think my... My husband knows that because he's starting to go straight to dad bod mode. That's kind of what I think. Most people, they just don't want to say it. Eddie is just convinced that women love Chubb.

No, the world is changing. They love Chub. He's like if they get to choose, they would choose Chub over abs. Totally. In your mind. Yes. Not about his heart. All that's out.

Softness, not tightness. And you don't think that's anything to any with you? No, no, no, it's just the world. Oh, okay. Gather around the iPhone. I'm about to bring to you the eighth wonder of the world. He's got hair and spots I've never seen before. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the wait-guessor.

Lunchbox, everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, glad to be here. Katie in Arkansas. Hello. Hey, stop by the, stop by you. Okay, hey, Katie, good morning. Good morning. Hey, where are you calling from?

I'm calling from Moralton, Arkansas. Ah, I know it well. How about this? Lunchbox will guess your weight. than five pounds. And if he doesn't, I'll give you a prize. Okay. All right. All right. So, he only has a few seconds to ask you questions. And if he asks you anything like how much do you weigh, don't answer that question, okay? Okay. All right, cool. Here we go. Let's box you're on. What is her name? Katie. Katie, what type of shoes do you wear to work? Hmm. Um, come to see shoes.

How many hours a day do you sit down? Probably about five. How tall are you? Five, three. And your time is up. I'm sorry. You need to be. You need to guess her weight within five pounds. That's easy. Comfy shoes. She chills. She only weighs about 130. 130. What do you weigh? 133. Oh! One down. One down. Hey, Katie. I hope you have a great day in those comfy shoes at work. Dang. Dang.

Dang. All right, let's bring on Deanna in New York. Hi, Deanna. Deanna. Deanna. Dina. Deanna. Three, two, one, goodbye. Oh, we lost her. Oh, man, that was a good one, too. How about Hannah in Cedar Rapids? Hi.

Hi, Hannah. Thank you for calling. Would you like to play lunchbox guess is your weight? Yes, please. All right. What kind of soap do you use in the shower? For body soap, I use Dove. And what's your favorite candy bar?

I'm going to say Butterfingers. How many times do you get on a scale per week? every day what is your job time so you have to guess our weight within five pounds it's Hannah and Cedar Rapids

she likes the butterfinger but she's still worried about her weight because she gets on the scale every single day go ahead she can't weigh more than 114 14 what do you weigh Hannah I'm 113 yeah

113 is not more than 114 just like I said okay just like you said wow Wow, wow, wow, wow. Let me grab one more. Man, Hannah, have a great day. Chrissy and the Lou.

What are, Chrissy? Hi. How are you? Good, how are you? I'm really good. Have we ever spoken before? No, we haven't. Okay, just making sure so people don't think I'm putting on a bunch of cousins or something.

Lunchbox, go ahead. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell. Who is your favorite country artist? Kenny Chesney. And your favorite movie of all time? Across the universe. How old are you?

Oh, I'm sorry. Time's out. Time's out. All right, lunchbox, the name's Chrissy from St. Louis. Listen, if she likes Kenny Chesney, she likes the beat. She's got to keep in shape. 127. 127. Chrissy, what do you weigh?

125. Oh, my goodness. That was good, dude. Do we know anybody named any of these four names? Do we know anybody named these four names? Blanche? I don't know Blanch's. Mertle.

No Myrtle. They're all fictional, Blanche, Golden Girls, Mertable Turtle. You know, they're all, but not real. Right, right. Olga. I know an Olga. You do? You'll stop.

Olga compost. That's right. We all do. Thank you. Yeah. And Rhonda. I know Ronda. You do?

Yeah, but she's older. Yeah. I know Ronda, but I'm always asking for help. And the thing is, she never gives it to me. Help me, Rhonda. Help me. I had no idea. I was like, what are you talking about?

I was like, I got you, bones. I got it, too. I didn't get it. I did, but I was... Help me, Rhonda, yeah, get her out of my heart. There you go. Yeah. For boys, these are the names that are not name of boys anymore.

Dick. But isn't that Richard? Or it can just be Dick. Yes. My name is Bobby. It's not Robert. Okay, true. My real name is Bobby.

And if your name's Dick, well, that sucks. You're gone. Homer? I do not know a Homer. I have a cousin named Homer. You do? Yep. Is he airport Homer?

No, that's Bethel. Oh. Rudolph. What? What? Don't know those guys. No. Yeah. Of all those.

Okay, pick. Amy, you have to pick your daughter and you have the name or something. Either Blanche, Myrtle, Olga, or Rhonda. Mertl. Really? Yeah. I'd probably go Olga. I don't go Olga.

Okay. Would you go, Dick? Why are you saying that with such emphasis? It's just reading the names, Amy. Rudolph or Willard? Willard? No. I'm Rudolph.

I call him Rudy. I do a dick. Yeah. Yeah. And then what do you call him? Dick. Dick. Hey, Dick.

Come there. Then everybody comes? What? Dick. No. What? Dick. Stop.

You all are so. No, it does. The paper. Stop. You're so mature. I was going to say. I was so mature. Thank you.

So happy you guys could spend even just a few minutes with us today. Thank you so much. Got to go. Hopefully you guys will be around. We'll be around. I'm around all day, actually. Mr. Bobby Bones on Twitter and Instagram. And if you have the IHeart Radio app, search Bobby Bones Show on demand.

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