The Bobby Bones Show - The Bobby Jones Curse Strikes Again & Eddie Jr Sings Show Jingles
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Bobby bones everybody.
Transmitting across America.
The show.
Welcome to a Tuesday show. Hello.
More studio.
Morning.
A couple things.
First of all.
Amy, what if you were in your dating life and you found a guy that you really liked?
Mm-hmm.
And then you found out he collected dolls.
Oh.
Like what kind of dolls?
Let's just say like Hello Kitty memorabilia.
And we're like new to dating?
I don't know.
What if you was like you really thought he was great?
And the only thing you could find was that he collected Hello Kitty memorabilia.
Am I mature or immature at this point?
Because I feel like the younger version,
me probably'd been like, oh, okay, that's probably not going to work out, because I would find
stupid little things like that. But the mature me, like now, like 36, I might be able to
make me five. I don't know. We're probably breaking up. Yeah, I'll be reading this story
from the girl. I really like trying to be mature about this, but I'm probably in this guy,
and they had one out for like a month and a half, and she finally went into his bedroom and saw a
much of hello kitty stuff. Oh my gosh. Oliver's room? There's a whole, like,
shelf of it. Yeah. And it was like, I collect Hello Kitty memorabilia.
Okay. That's probably something you say earlier. I think you lead into that, though.
You don't just let someone come in and stumble upon that.
So, did she break up with them or no? The post was anonymous and it was like, what should I do?
Well, what do you think she should do? I think she should wait it out. Okay.
TSA officer is arrested for stealing money from a female passenger and stuffing it in his pocket during a pat down.
Wow.
Yeah. Way to be discreet about it.
That's balzy, man.
Yeah.
That is.
Wow.
So she had to go additional screening at a TSA checkpoint.
And so when the screen was conducted, she said, hey, I can't see my luggage.
And she went over and money was gone.
She asked the TSA officer if he had the money.
And surveillance showed he walked over there and took the money.
She was like, I want to see the camera.
Aren't there cameras everywhere in the airport?
I mean, come on, dude.
You got to be.
But unless they call for it, they don't watch every second of tape.
True.
Oh, it's not like the casino where they have someone sitting in there?
There are no pit bosses up there.
There's no money for that.
No money for that.
So, yeah, that's, the people that sit in airports and why the bags run around, they still
bags and they leave, that's crazy to me too, because what if, I would tackle somebody.
Yeah, I would.
First I'd be like, excuse me, sir, that's my bag.
Excuse me, sir, that's my bag.
Third time?
Third time, I've been boxing.
I probably take them down.
But from behind.
I punch them back at the head like a real man.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
This girl Samantha has been really.
reunited with her necklace that was thrown in the trash after she went to a hospital.
Now, the sanitation workers did all the work here.
So she gets taken to the hospital.
She was unconscious.
They took her necklace off when they take all the loose things off of you going into surgery or the hospital, right?
Yeah.
They accidentally threw in the trash.
So the chain had her grandfather's pendant and a second 14-carat gold pendant containing her late mother's thumbprint.
So this meant a lot to her.
She tracked down the sanitation company that handles the hospital's waste.
Covanta Energy Plant, so they went to work.
They ducked through 15 tons of hospital waste.
They found the necklace.
Wow.
Wow.
Steve Asiarno, a worker at the plant, found the necklace after a two-hour search.
But I got a shout to more than just him.
Anybody looking deserved that I see you.
Steve came across it, but they were looking.
That's crazy, right?
And it meant a lot to her, and I see why.
Mm-hmm. Two hours later? I thought it'd be taking like days.
Man, that's crazy, man. That's ICU.
And then I yell it here.
I see you. The Bobby Bone Show.
Big three stories.
It's producer Raymond in New York at Six Flags. Police are now saying it was 100%
the teenage girl's actions that caused her to fall from the ride.
The sky ride has a great track record and it was simply human error.
The good news is the girl is doing fine.
In Mississippi, the historical marker of civil rights icon Emmett Till was vandalized.
Officials are investigating.
They said it could take a couple weeks to get repaired.
And finally, California could be the first day to require popular weed killer Roundup
to come with a label that says it could cause cancer.
The process could take up to a year.
Four nights and four dinners.
It's my thing.
Oh.
I'm over it, man.
Yeah, I saw you into dinner last night.
It's in too many.
Are you celebrating or what?
Well, yeah, but it's just been one, two, three.
I haven't had four dinners out of restaurants and four consecutive nights and probably four years.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, exactly.
Four years, part.
It's just everything runs late, eat late, then you eat too much.
It's not your routine.
It's not.
I really enjoy a good routine.
I know you do.
I tell you guys, there's a couple things I enjoy.
Being on time and a good routine.
I'm better than that.
Exciting.
So exciting.
So cool.
I love a good.
Really, I'm a little jealous of it.
Don't worry.
I'm looking fun.
I mean, I wish I had structure.
Me too.
Nick Lechay searched for his wife, Vanessa's wedding ring.
This is true love.
In the trash.
Yeah, but it's worth thousands and thousands of dollars.
I know, and he bought it.
He's bragging about all the love he has for her.
Like, this is true love.
He's like, I went through dirty diaper.
You spent thousands of dollars on a ring.
If you'd have cut someone in like 50% they'd have done it for you without the love.
Yeah, it's true.
I mean, that's not true love.
That's a lot of money spent.
That's a good point.
I didn't look at it that way.
Yeah.
That's also what I like.
Looking at things in other ways.
Oh.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up, Bobby?
Got your Tuesday positivity right now.
Tell me something good.
Okay.
Let me hit you with this one.
Years after saving Sarah.
This police officer named Officer Matthew Demetayo was our guest at her high school
graduation. Back in 2011, he pulled an 11-year-old from an icy hole in the water that she fell
through because she was walking on the ice on the lake. Boom, went through. Wow. He jumped in and
saved her at 11 years old. Then went to her graduation. That's crazy. It's pretty cool. They stayed
in contact, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. I see you, Officer Matthew Demetio, two reasons. One,
first of all, risking your life, which police officers do every day. It's going to even know that.
And two, for going to her graduation. That's cool.
Amy, hit me.
So shout out to Dr. Sally Hunter from the University of Tennessee.
This is a letter that she sent out to one of her classmates,
her students, excuse me, that has a baby.
In the future, if you are having trouble finding someone to watch Corvin, her baby,
feel free to just bring her to class with you.
The teacher's basically saying like, hey, school's important.
I don't want you to miss because you can't find a sitter.
Bring the baby to class.
Yeah, she's like, I'll even hold her if she gets spicy.
So cool. Yeah, lunchbox, you're up.
Ali left Iraq and.
In 1992, he had nothing to his name, just wanted to get out of the country because of the wars, came over here, decided I'm going to build myself.
Started, working hard, working hard.
Opened his own restaurant, and he said, I want to give back of the community.
So anybody that needs a free meal, no questions asked, come on in.
Wow.
Wait, is this business still open?
It says it's still open, but he said, anybody can have a free meal if they need it.
No questions asked, no judgment.
Would you go and...
Absolutely.
If you're offering a free meal, you're going to have people taking advantage of it.
I know.
Would you go and eat a free meal?
I would go eat a free meal.
A lot?
At least once a week.
Even though he's doing it for people probably less fortunate?
Well, yeah, but I'm less fortunate than others.
Oh, okay.
If you look at it that way, then yeah.
You do logically have a point.
Okay.
I usually do.
Get your bones on the Bobby Bones show.
He was rubbing icy hot all over me last night.
I'm too sexy for my love.
I've heard.
Still from Saturday.
The last boxing work.
And I'm going back today.
Nipples up.
I'm in pain, boys.
Where's the pain exactly?
Like the lats.
Between your neck and your shoulder blade.
Like right there in that part.
I mean, I was on Snapchat last night covering myself in lotion.
I was like you like this, don't you?
And that was from natural workout?
Yeah.
So sick.
Most people do the weights, you know, and they're like they shrug in their shoulders,
and I feel like that's the most useless workout.
Natural workout.
Do you work out?
Like, I see people at the gym with their big, like, dumbbells and they shrug their shoulders.
The way he's talking right now, I don't think, you know.
Do you see people at the gym or do you see people on TV at the gym?
No, no, no, at the gym.
I go to the gym sometimes, dude.
I got it.
Sometimes.
Yeah, I do.
I do.
I have, I've been on rehab with my hands, so I haven't gone in a few weeks.
Eddie had to leave our photo shoot yesterday for hand rehab.
Yeah.
They said I'm doing so good.
I don't have to go for the next two weeks.
He's like, I got to go to hand rehab.
It's got like one hurt, pinky.
Like, what is it that you have to do in office that you can't do at home?
I can't bend my finger 100% so they put me in a whirlpool to relax the scar tissue inside.
Can you just run hot water and sink?
Yeah.
You think they're ripping me off, guys?
Yeah.
I don't think you have to go up for pinky rehab.
It's an index finger rehab.
Whatever.
It's one finger.
The idea was like, I got to go to rehab.
We're like, hmm, for what?
My one finger.
Can't do that at home?
P.T. Man.
Oh, no.
Lobby, bonjourn.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Amy's 30 Second Skinny.
Sam Hunt's debut album, Monovelo, has gone triple platinum, which means it is sold more than
3 million copies.
It constantly sells.
If you look at the top of the charts, Chris Daibleton and Sam Hunt have been up in that
top 5, 6 for year, year plus, almost two years.
Yeah.
Both's records, all those records.
And they're the ones that rarely sell.
I mean, records are only sale now, and they keep selling.
Obviously, three million.
All three million, my friends have bought it.
Sam is working on his next album, making sure that every song meets the expectation of his fans.
What if one of the artists said, you know, we're making an album, but, yeah, I don't think they'll meet the expectations a lot of the fans.
It kind of just sucks.
I don't know.
I was just letting fans know.
So Rascal Flats, they just happened to be in the neighborhood while a wedding reception was going on in Wisconsin, so they serenaded the couple.
How lucky of that couple to be like, oh, Raskill.
classical blast is right there. So they sing
Bless the Broken Road. What if a couple
didn't know country music and they were like, who are these middle
age men acting like they're singing at the wedding?
Okay, well, hopefully
I think everybody knew who they were.
And that's awesome. I'm Amy. That's your
30 seconds getting.
Bobby Bone Show.
Boney up the day. This story comes to us
from Florida. A 63-year-old
man was mad because he felt like
someone kept stealing his mail and he's like,
I'm going to get that dirty rat.
So he went and got a mousetrap.
Stuck the mousetrap in the mailbox
And guess what he caught
Caught himself a mailman
Mailman went to put the mail in
Bam!
Got his hand!
Oh no!
I thought literally there was like a rat.
No, there was, but the mailman didn't know about it.
Yeah, and luckily for him didn't break any fingers
and they don't know if they're going to press any charges.
I'd be so mad.
Talks that mailman.
Wow.
Oh, I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Let's go.
Bobby Bones.
The Bobby Bones show.
Let's do our participation segment.
And it's, I'm so dumb because, blank.
And you can fill it in.
And I'll go first and give all you guys time to think of yours.
I'm so dumb because blank.
So I made a reservation for dinner on Saturday night,
on my friend's birthdays, right?
Yeah.
So I make the reservation.
I forgot to talk about this yesterday.
And so make it, and I go to the restaurant.
I'm like, hey, I have a reservation because I did an open table on my phone.
And I booked it.
Nice place.
They're like, dang, look at me.
I got a good time pretty close to dinner.
Oh, great.
And I'm like, I have a reservation for 7.30.
And it's a pretty swanky place because you don't want to take somewhere for their birthday to place.
It's not that swanky.
So I go, uh, uh, 730 reservation, please.
Don't mind me.
Just here at peak time with my reservation.
And they're like, yeah, we don't see you on here.
And I'm like, hmm, no Bobby, no.
Maybe try bones.
It's when my Facebook page is under because I log in with Facebook.
They're like, no, nothing.
And I'm like, oh, come on.
So I said, well, let me go ahead and get the receipt here and show you,
boo-woo, woo, reservation for Monday night, not for Saturday night that I was on.
Oh, so nobody got in at peak time.
Monday night.
No problem getting in the peak time on Monday night.
And I was like, I'm very sorry.
And they were fun about it, and they didn't give me a table.
But we sat at the bar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm an idiot because I booked a reservation for Monday for Saturday night, which is great.
So think about it, and we'll come back, and I want to know,
while you're dumb, okay?
All right, I'm so dumb because, blank.
Danielle and Virginia Beach.
I love Virginia Beach.
Hi, Daniel.
Hey, good morning.
Good morning.
What do you got?
I just want to say, I'm so dumb.
I showed up to a wedding a week early.
Oh, no, that's really bad.
How'd that happen?
Well, good friends of ours were getting married.
It was super busy in the middle of summer.
My husband was super busy, and I kept saying,
we have a wedding Saturday.
We have a wedding Saturday.
So he got off work early.
We got all dressed up.
He had a suit and tie on.
We showed up to the church
in the parking lot was completely empty.
Oh, no.
And so the next week,
I ended up having to go to the wedding
with a girlfriend while he works.
That's funny.
Wow.
That stinks too.
Well, thank you for the call, Danielle.
I appreciate you.
Oh, man.
Let's see.
Oh, no.
By the way, Amy, you go first
I have another one of a pet.
Oh, okay.
Well, I recently had an ATM issue, and I decided to go into the bank by my house because
I was like, your ATM is not working, and I really needed cash, really needed cash.
And I forgot that I had changed my PIN number.
And you couldn't get in?
No, I wasn't getting any cash, and I forgot.
My husband asked me to change it, and I had not gotten cash in forever, so I totally forgot.
I never used my PIN number.
And I thought their ATM was broken.
My PIN number is always messed up because it's a different number than any numbers I choose, password-wise.
Why? Why don't you keep it the same?
They send you a PIN number.
You don't get to pick it.
You don't?
I think you can change it.
You can pick it.
I don't know.
I picked mine.
I never picked mine and I'm always like, I forget it half the time.
Hello, you're on the air.
Good morning.
Good morning.
What's your name?
My name's Shelby.
Hey, Shelby, what's going on?
Tell me, why are you dumb?
What's that?
I couldn't hear you.
I'm sorry.
Oh.
Why are you dumb, Shelby?
Why am I dumb?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I don't know. It's like fetal alcohol syndrome, maybe.
Okay.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't think he's going to play the game.
I don't think he knew why he was calling this show.
Hey, Mike, do you have it?
What happened would they call?
He hung up, and he just picked up another line.
Okay.
There was the name up on the screen, and I went to it.
Oh, so that guy.
I guess right at the time he hung up.
I don't know.
I mean, if he didn't know what we were doing, that's a weird question to ask.
Eddie, why are you done?
I don't know.
My parents, I guess.
I didn't get any sleep last night?
I don't know.
Lunchbox, what's yours?
The 05 Baltimore was in the shop, just getting a little tune up, and they call me and say,
hey, your car is ready.
So I was like, all right, let's go pick it up.
I spent 15 to 20 minutes looking for my car keys around the house.
And then the wife goes, they're at the shop.
I was like, you're right.
Let's go.
I've been there.
It's dumb.
I've done the thing, too, where I'm searching for my phone.
It's in my hand.
Eddie?
Oh, man, this weekend, we met one of the guys that works for our station,
and I kept calling him Eric and Eric, Eric, this, Eric, that.
We got an email from him.
His name's Aaron.
Oh, I'm so dumb.
Why don't I even bother calling people by their names, but I'm not going to remember it?
I'm so dumb.
What about the baseball game, lunchbox, when you had to get the tickets?
Oh, yeah, I told my whole family, I was like, oh, don't worry about it.
I got your tickets.
They're going to be at Will Call.
So there were six of us going.
I was like, it's free.
It's on me.
I'm such a big shot.
I got all the hookups.
We go to Will Call.
No tickets for Lunchbox at the Nationals.
game.
Who did you expect to get you tickets?
I had emailed hoping to get tickets and they said, yeah, yeah.
No problem.
Hoping?
Yeah.
But you never got a confirmation?
No.
I just assumed.
Why would you line up with the family if you don't have confirmation?
I thought the email was sufficient enough that, hey, just put them under my name.
Wow.
Looks pretty dumb.
That's pretty dumb.
Hello, one more.
Melissa and Augusta, Georgia.
Are you?
Really good.
We're just, you know, it's a nutty Tuesday.
We're just dumb.
Yeah.
Tell me, you're dumb because why?
Well, I do things like this all the time, and my mom always gives me a hard time,
but it's always just little things, and we just laugh it off.
But I got a text from my mother-in-law for my birthday, and I was going to go just cash it
it and, you know, just get the cash back.
So I drove through my bank, and I was been there for a really long time, and I'm like,
what is taking so long, you know?
And she came back, and she's like, we can't find your account.
Did you open it at this branch?
And I was like, well, what does it matter?
You know, I've been here for 15 years.
And then she goes back away and she comes back.
And I start looking around and I'm like, when did they put cameras up at the, you know, the drive-suit thing?
And when she finally came back, I looked at the sign and I realized I was at the wrong bank.
Like, mine is kind of right next door, but you're not connected, but they're sort of connected.
And she came back and I was like, yeah, I'm at the wrong bank.
You can just give it back.
And I wanted to die.
And she gave me back, and my poor little girl was in the backseat.
She was like, what about my suck?
And I was like, don't worry about it. It's okay. It's okay.
That's funny. Good one.
What about my sucker?
I appreciate you.
Bye.
All right.
Thank you for the calls.
Poor guy.
The guy called it.
I'm getting sucked into this Jeep waving.
Because I just think people are waving.
You do it now?
I don't do it first, but I always do it back.
And then I'm like, ah, I always said I wasn't going to do the Jeep wave.
I wasn't going to do a wave just because I drove the same kind of car.
I feel like that's discrimination against other cars.
why would I not wave at them?
Huh?
Why would I only wave at something
that looks like me?
That's not fair.
So I don't want to go to auto discrimination.
Right?
Okay.
Either I'm waving at everybody
or I'm not waving at anybody.
That's really thoughtful of you.
Yeah.
I don't believe in discrimination in any way.
And I don't want to discriminate
to get to Buick.
I mean, what would the Buick do?
Exactly.
So anyway, everybody on Jeep's wave,
and I just think it's somebody like I know
and certain they wave, I'm like, hey, who's that?
They're like, oh, man, I Jeepwebbed out.
I did Instagram.
I pulled over the side of the road
because I was so disappointed in myself.
Because someone hit me with the Jeep wave,
and I was like, what up?
Ooh, got me.
And you had to pull over because you were disappointed.
I was disappointed myself.
Yeah.
I did an Instagram video and I was like,
well, I did my first official Jeep wave.
That's amazing.
So, yeah, that happened.
My top is still off and my doors are still off.
Do you have to check the weather?
All the time.
Yeah.
I have to look on the radar to see if.
I got that radar app.
Well, I've had it for forever, but you can zoom in to see if a little green blotches are coming.
Someone's watching the weather, see if it's going to rain.
That Jeep, though, like, you get so close to people when you drive that thing.
Like, if you pull up beside someone in the windows down, you're almost in their car.
They're just right at you.
Like, I pulled up beside someone.
I went to the, like, the juice store yesterday, and I pulled in a little spot, and this person is just sitting with their car window open.
And here I am, fully exposed.
I'm like, how you doing?
It's like you walk up next to somebody.
You have to acknowledge them because you're so close.
It's a Starbucks one, I feel like I can just walk through.
Like I'm sitting there and they come up to it.
I'm like, what up?
If I can just take my arms and crawl through there.
So, yeah, I'm trying not to.
Somebody sent me a Jeep T-shirt, by the way.
Like, do a Jeep wave t-shirt.
Oh, yeah.
Jeep people, man.
They're in their own little club.
It might be a cross-fit.
Like, it's like a cult.
Yeah, cultish.
I'm not in the cult.
Morgan number two, who's filling in for a digital spot.
has a Jeep and it's all I think it may be the same Jeep do you have the same Jeep I do
yeah I do you got a frog you to throw it over there I think she's like 23 let me introduce
her 87 year old digital girl I have a jeep actually I do I've had it since the roaring 20s
and back when poodles were on our skirts and jeeps were the new age have you ever you could
easily see I can see yourself if doors are off tops off have you ever gotten into a Jeep
That's not your Jeep?
No, I haven't.
I haven't.
I do.
Maybe you, Annie.
Well, because there's no doors.
You just hop right in and then you're like, yeah.
They're different.
They're doing colors.
It's a different car.
I am saying if it was the same.
They don't all look exactly as the same.
Okay, stop.
If it was the same car.
Hey, Jeep discrimination, she thinks they all look the same.
Right.
Yeah.
That's why people, yeah.
You're all different.
No, I know they look different.
Don't worry.
They all have different insides.
I, yeah.
Okay.
I'm saying, get the.
I put a ticket, parking ticket on the front one.
the other day and my windows are done.
I walked into the restaurant because I was having dinner on Mike D.
first birthday and I saw the wind blow it away.
Oh, no.
And so then I just watched my Jeep for the next 45 minutes of dinner waiting for somebody to come tow it.
But I saw, and then it just blow right up.
You don't think about that and stuff.
You need to get a paperweight for your dashboard.
A little rock.
I'm going to give me a new paper club, one of those I saw yesterday.
The Prada one?
The Prada paper club.
Yeah.
Only $180.
Clip it right down.
Hey, thanks for hanging out.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Appreciate you being here.
Christina in Austin.
How are you, Christina?
Good.
How are you guys?
I'm really good.
I think we're all really good.
What's going on?
I actually have a question for Amy.
I actually haven't been able to listen in a couple weeks,
and I wanted to know what was an update for her kit.
Yeah.
No update.
No update.
Yeah, really.
We're just, if you, I mean, I'm pretty sure if you heard a couple weeks ago,
we're in the same spot of just waiting,
waiting for my phone to ring,
waiting for them to say, like, hey,
all clear passports and visas good to go come pick them up and like my husband and I are of the
mindset that yeah when we get that call we'll just basically book a flight go down there grab them
bring them back so could that be today oh you know could be could it be as far as three months away
man I'm really hoping we don't go past August I just really just feel like that would be
you know what we could we could I just need to start saying that but I just really
feel like August has got to be the deadline.
I feel like I was saying that last August.
You were, I know.
So let me ask you this.
Yes.
Well, so Amy has
two kids and she's adopted them.
She's waiting to move them here.
I just wonder, like, could they literally
call you today? What is that in the window?
God, I feel like I'm, that's like the next thing we're
waiting on is a phone call. I don't know that
there's any other steps for me to do. Like, if they
were to call for something else, I don't know what it would
be. What triggers the phone call?
I guess just that the paperwork
was all were signed, sealed, delivered.
I'm yours. Yeah, U.S. Embassy's like,
hey, hey,
you're good to go. Yeah, come
get them. I just called. They're yours.
To say, your kids are ready.
I just call
to say, come pick them up.
Thank you, Christina, for calling.
You. Thank you so much.
I didn't know it was a day-to-day thing either,
so I'm glad she called.
Are you stressed that it could be any day?
Do you look at your phone every time like it could be that call?
Well, I did get an email from my adoption agency and I thought and I hadn't gotten an email from them in a while and I thought, oh my goodness.
But I knew, I know this is a phone call worthy thing, not an email, but still I was like, what does this mean?
I opened it up and it was a newsletter.
I was like, well, I got a tweet from my agency and I was like, no, but it's a phone call thing.
Wow, look at you.
Man.
All right, you got to ask for time off though.
go. Make sure to check ahead of time.
Okay.
So Amy sang our morning show jingles, and they were a hit with people, too, by the way.
And people loved them.
Really?
Oh, we did.
We thought they were hilarious.
And so here's Eddie's kids now singing them because I think they can do better than you.
Oh.
Yeah.
Be Bobby Bones.
There you go.
That's cute.
I didn't do any of that.
Nope.
You're going to do the extra stuff at the end.
Yeah, yeah.
Could have timed that out a little better.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He's working on it.
You know Bobby Bone Show
Okay
That's pretty good
A little low for his range I think
But no no no no no that one is
That sounds good
That's a good
That one's cute
He just keeps going
This was Amy singing him
Bobby Bones on
Okay that's a little painful
Did that hurt Amy when you were
Doing that one?
No I mean when I'm doing it
Honestly, I feel like it sounds good.
I like that one.
Stop it, Eddie.
Don't do that.
Get your bones on this is a Bobby Bones show.
Hey.
That's one, right?
That's what I sounded like.
Get your bones on the Bobby Bones Show.
Now.
Anyway, tell your kids, we said thanks.
What's up, Bobby, Bobby Bones.
Nice.
That's good.
So let's talk about the ultimate Bridezilla.
She found a wedding gown that she loved.
She was like, I want this wedding dress.
And so she said, okay, it costs $11,000.
And I'd like for my bridesmaids to pay for it.
What?
No, I don't understand this.
Is this?
Okay, listen, here's our phone number.
877-Bobby.
A bridesmaid revealed that her friend Caroline had become increasingly demanding.
She found this dress, $11,000.
And she asked for each of the people in the wedding, including the bridesmaids and some others.
to spend $550 of their own money on her dress.
Okay, no.
She writes, at first I thought she was being a little overzealous,
adding that she was looking for input on everything from hairstyles to groomsman's outfits,
but then she wanted us to pay for the dress.
Do you have a problem with this? Yes or no.
Yes.
Why?
Because nobody in your wedding party has the responsibility to pay for your dress.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Never heard of that in my life.
I actually don't have a problem with this.
Why?
Now, I don't think I would be involved in spending money on it,
But with every crowdfunding, every, just ask for money, he'll just give money, if your people want to give money for your dress and they can't?
No, they don't want to.
They don't.
How do you know?
Because, listen, if they are bridesmaid, they're already spending money buying a dress to be in your wedding and probably.
Then they should be put on their big girl pants and say, I don't want to pay for your dress.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's probably what they will do.
But I have no problem with her asking for it.
What?
Don't you ask the parents to pay for it?
Yes.
You do.
Like, your parents birthed you, raised you.
Maybe they did.
Maybe it's a step parent.
Okay.
Help to be a part of your life.
No.
No, no, no, no.
I'm okay with it.
I'd like to have a free dress.
That's like me asking you to pay.
Just because you're my friend, I ask you to pay for my wedding.
You got it.
What do you need?
Okay.
Really?
You can always ask.
People may say no, you can always ask.
Lunchbox?
I think it's smart by the bride to go to her friends who are her best friends and they want her to have the best day of her
life and this is how she can have the best day of her life.
Great move.
I don't think I would do it.
I'm just saying I don't think I would do it.
And it's, you know, it's not great etiquette.
But you can ask for anything online.
When you do your wedding registry, maybe instead of that, you go, hey, I'd rather have a
dress.
There you go.
I had friends who put up and they were like, hey, buy me, pay for my cab ride on my trip
for my honeymoon.
So I did.
I bought that for them.
There's no rules that you can ask for.
That's different.
This is, she's going, she's already done the math.
She's like, I got this many people at my wedding.
I need $550 from each of you, and that'll pay for my $11,000 dress.
And if she gets it, good for her.
It's a nice dress.
Elizabeth in Tennessee, good morning.
Hi, Elizabeth.
Hey, Bobby, how are you?
I'm really good.
Thank you for calling.
What would you like to say?
So last year I got married in August, and I could never ask my bridesmaids to pay for my dress.
Like, I felt bad whenever I had.
They had to pay for their own broadsmaids dress.
I understand, and I would have trouble to, asking people to pay.
I just can't hate on her for this because it's so widely accepted now that you can just ask people for anything.
So how am I going to hate on this, but someone who needs a new set of tires is over on crowdsurf.com going, hey, everybody's mind chipping at 15 bucks.
I'm not a hate owner.
I think she can pull it off.
Great.
She may have rich friends.
What do I know?
Okay.
What are friends for if they're not going to pay for your dress?
I agree.
What?
No, no, no.
Chelsea, hello.
Hey, Bobby.
How are you?
Thank you for calling.
I'm really good.
What would you like to say?
I would just like to say that that's absolutely absurd.
Bridesmaids, I'm getting married August, 12th, and bridesmaids already have to pay to get their toes done, their nails done, their hair done, their makeup done.
Makeup alone already cost about $65 and more.
I mean, that is absolutely crazy to expect your friends to do that.
I agree it's crazy, but there are a lot of things that are crazy that people do.
do. Yeah, people are crazy.
Yeah. God's great, though.
People are crazy.
You can keep calling if you want.
877-77 Bobby. I'm not saying
I like the idea. I'm not saying I would do it.
I'm just saying, I'm cool out there. I have no problem.
People asking for whatever they want.
A few minutes ago on Bobby Bones
show.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This show.
A few minutes ago, we're talking about this woman.
She's getting married.
She found a dress she wanted.
It was $11,000.
And then she said,
hey, I like all my bridesmaids to pay for it.
Amy rolls her eyes.
And I do too, except for the fact that there's nothing wrong with asking.
They can say no.
And so it's like, is this over the line?
Yes.
No, it's not over the line.
Just say no if you don't want to do it.
Hello, you're on here, Ashley, in Massachusetts.
Hey, how are you?
Good.
Thanks for calling.
What do you think about this?
So I have two things.
One, if you're having an $11,000 dress that you want,
it pretty means you're having a lavish wedding,
and if you can't afford it, don't have it.
And two, if her bridesmaids are paying or going to pay for this
or she's asking them to,
what's the chances that they won't be in the wedding
if they say no to her?
Okay, I'd like to comment on both of those.
First off, if you can't afford it, don't buy it.
Shouldn't we say that to all of America?
We're buying houses and cars and clothes and debt and debt and debt and debt?
Yeah.
Like, okay.
Let's have that conversation with all of America.
Secondly, oh, you roll your eyes now.
You don't like that logic.
You don't like that little pizza.
Got you with that lodging.
No, no, that wasn't my comment.
That was the listener's comment.
I never said that.
You're all.
And second of all, you know what, it's not my wedding.
She wants to kick somebody out?
You kick somebody out.
What do I care?
That's all a funny news story.
I guess, and two, if a bride's going to kick you out of her wedding for not helping pay for her wedding dress,
then do you really want to be friends with her anyways?
Bye, boy.
Yeah.
No.
Oh, same.
Bye, boy.
Bye boy.
Hey, Ashley, thank you for the call.
We do appreciate you calling.
Thank you.
Hey, where are you calling us from, by the way?
Holbrook.
Oh, I used to summer there.
Really?
No, no.
I never was summer anywhere.
I was summer in the creek with cut off jeans.
I'm going to say it's way too small to be summer there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just like to say that when people call places I'd never been.
I was go, oh, I used to summer there.
Because I don't know any single person in my life that summers somewhere.
Yeah.
That's all something from TV.
They just go for the whole summer?
That's like the people in New York that summer.
the Hansons.
It's like, you know, it's hot.
We're going to go summer.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, actually, I appreciate the call.
All kidding aside.
Thank you.
You have vacation.
Yeah, hey, we'll come stay with you.
All right, kind of good.
Appreciate you.
Yo!
Yeah, that's the thing.
Where would you summer if you could?
Anywhere?
Yeah.
It's a hard question for you.
I mean, how long summer, though?
Through two months.
Whatever.
Yeah, but you get to do all your same things.
You can work there.
You just go summer there.
Cooler weather.
I probably choose Colorado somewhere.
No way.
Hawaii.
Surfs up, dude.
Vegas.
I don't care about the heat.
Austin.
Okay.
Good choice.
There you go.
Love it.
Great choice.
Whatever.
I love the heat.
Bring it.
I couldn't even have a day yesterday.
Why?
Well, it was a pretty cool day because yesterday was like, hey, you're going to be in the National Radio Hall of Fame.
Oh, yeah, duh.
Big day.
Exciting.
And so the company then sends out a newsletter.
And it wasn't about the Hall of Fame, but it was about, hey, we have four of our personalities talking about the power of radio.
Oh.
And what I'd like to do is I'd like to now read to you what the newsletter said.
Now, our company.
Yeah, they sent us out coast to coast.
Like every station, every affiliate, every program director.
Like, we work for them.
Yes.
Okay.
Watch Elvis Duran.
The Breakfast Club
Ryan Seacrest
and Bobby Jones
Oh no
Who's that guy?
Is there Bobby Jones
in our company?
Oh no
No but this is like
This has happened multiple times
I don't understand
Are we outsourcing that somewhere
To where?
Probably not
It's just
They want to keep my head then
You know
Yeah they're like
Let's show Bobby
Did you reach out
Did you tell them like
No I don't care
Everybody calls me Bobby Jones all the time.
So I saw that, and I got a good
giggle out of it. It's awesome. I'm like, even my own company
doesn't even know my name. You should have replied all.
Where, where? Oh, to the whole company.
That would be a massive mail. That would reply all will get you in trouble, man.
Let me go over and talk to Rihanna, Virginia.
Hey, Rihanna.
Hey. Thank you for calling. What's going on?
So I will touch on it one more time. Don't want to harp on it,
but the crazy bride with the $11,000 dress.
Yeah, she wanted the people in her wedding to pay.
Pay for it.
I have a full-time job, but I'm also, I have my own event planning business, so I do a lot of wedding.
And I tell brides, if it's not in your original budget, you don't need it.
You don't need it.
Move on.
And I doubt she budgeted for an $11,000 dress.
Well, maybe she budgeted it with the help of her friends chipping in.
Yeah.
She already doesn't.
I often tell brides ask for the world in life and in dressing.
Yeah.
Yes, Eddie?
No, I'm stretching my finger
Oh my goodness
Didn't you think he was raising his hand?
I'm so sorry. I was raising his hand I was calling on him like, yes, Eddie?
I have to do this every hour, I'm so sorry.
Because you tore your finger ligament?
Yes.
I cut my tendon and I have to stretch it every hour and I have to be stretched
and it looks like I'm raising my hand.
Well, then go sit on the couch and do that.
Or put it down below and like do it down there.
You're right.
Eddie put his hand right in my face and raised it.
I was like, oh, wow.
Yes, Eddie.
It's nice for you to come to me.
Eddie really has something to say about the surprise.
I'm really passionate.
I was like, what?
What is he going to add to this?
Hillary.
Hey, Bobby, what's up?
Nothing.
What's going on with you?
I'm headed to work, but I just have a comment about the Jeep wave.
Yeah, I have a Jeep, and Jeep's are waving at me.
There's a thing, yeah.
Okay, so I don't think you're discriminating towards other cars not waving.
I think it's more just, like, respect for people that enjoy something that you do.
Like, where I come from, people just, like, take their Jeep out, like,
You know, that's their weekend thing.
They go explore and enjoy the weather like during the summer.
I don't respect somebody from having the same car as me.
Like, I don't think they're respected.
I feel like I'm discriminating against the Subarus, the Pontiacs, the Toyotos.
Oh, I feel like Subaru's have some inside thing with each other.
Whatever it is.
I bet.
I'm not just waving it in Jeep.
I'm either waving it to everybody.
If I come to class and I got candy, it's going to everybody or it's going to nobody.
I'm not just giving a little bit to Jimmy.
Little Jimmy?
Right?
Yeah, a little Jimmy likes some candy.
So, but have you ever taking your Jeep out to explore?
No. I get lost. That same thing?
The other day, like a day and a half ago, a train was going across, right?
Couldn't get across the road.
I'd be scared with no doors.
He's not sitting on the track.
I wasn't sitting on the top of the tracks.
But I couldn't get through because the train was blocking town.
So I had to, like, drive and explore.
I was exploring.
All right.
Yeah.
Got a little muddle the tires?
No, no, no, I was still on the highway road.
I was still on the gravel.
But I was like driving around.
Yeah, yeah, it was good.
Yeah, I'm just not, I'm not, yeah, I'm just not getting deep wave it.
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Hop in, let's see.
We can look at on the menu here.
Coming up, the results so far in the should Amy get the tattoo of my face on her body.
Ooh, that's a good menu.
We have the results coming up on that.
Also, I'm giving away awards from the photo shoot yesterday.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah.
There are awards.
And on a flight where the pilot got on overhead and said, hey, just pray.
I know.
I die.
I'll play you the audio.
It's an American flight too, right?
No.
Oh, it's not?
No.
Oh, then I don't care.
Crazy stuff happened.
No, no, no.
But they were flying from somewhere to Australia.
I mean, you could have been, you've gone to Australia.
You could have been on this flight.
I would feel like if it's American stuff.
though like it's real.
Anything else?
Anything else?
I'm like, what are they doing
in these other countries?
Now they were flying into Perth.
That's in Australia.
Yeah.
I'll need to hear it.
I thought I was Americans.
No, it's still crazy.
You need to play it.
Okay, I'll play coming up.
Eddie, I'm curious because you have two kids,
nine-year-old and three-year-old.
Are they bored yet with summer or no?
No, they're keeping busy.
Go to the pool a lot.
They go to the park a bunch,
hang out with their friends.
Is it annoying to you?
They're out of school?
A little bit because after work,
11 o'clock, 12 noon, whatever was me and my wife's time until the kids got out of school.
And now we don't have that anymore, Monday through Friday.
So we really have no time with each other alone unless we go on a date.
Do they fight with each other more?
Oh, yeah.
They're fighting now.
Believe you, me.
But isn't the nine-year-old too big to fight with the three-year-old?
No, the three-year-old's fighting with the nine-year-old.
Yeah, usually the nine-year-old is pretty peaceful and he just reads his books and kind of stays in the corner,
and then the little one starts fights.
It's like he'll grab his book and just throw it on the floor.
But why would he do that?
He's just, that's how he is.
I do, we talk to him about it, we tell him not to.
I don't understand.
He just walks over for no reason.
He's just walking, like, whistling.
He doesn't whistle.
But, like, if he was whistling, picture that.
And he just sees him with a book, knocks it off his hand.
And then keeps walking.
And then the older one's like, hey, what are you doing?
And then he's like, what are you doing?
And they just start fighting.
Why doesn't the nine-year-old pound him one good time and teach him a lesson?
He's not in him.
Yeah, he's not that way.
It's not in him to fight or be violent in any of.
Anyway, like, I've been telling him, like, if they do certain things, I'll buy him something.
And, like, it's funny, the nine-year-old wants a book or go to a movie.
The three-year-old, he wants a weapon.
He wants, like, I want this new ninja turtle sword.
Like, that's what he wants.
I'm going to struggle with this guy.
I'm telling you, and when he grows up, he's going to be trouble with me.
Or for me.
When does he turn four?
September.
Coming right up.
Hey, time matches on, man.
I know, right.
Dude, it feels like just yesterday we were having him and Amy was taking care of Junior and you didn't want to hold him.
No, I was in the hospital.
I was like, I'll drop him.
I'll break him.
And yesterday's born today.
Wow, that is crazy.
Buying weapons.
Tomorrow's in jail.
Like life just goes by.
Hey, man, I thought about this.
It's like, you know, parents always have their kids back.
What am I going to say?
He's always been like that.
Oh, my mom wouldn't have my back.
She always told me she would turn me in.
She'd be the first person to call the police on me.
I'm like, thanks, Mom.
Hey, I'll tell junior, junior that.
Then I'll probably punch you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Ninja sword.
How's it?
I mean, you guys like hanging out?
Do you bond separately with the kids?
Oh, yeah.
Well, I mean, honestly, the three-year-old's a lot more like me.
Just not in the violent sense, but more in the, like, he gets hangary.
We get hungry together.
If, like, dinner's late, we both get in a bad mood together.
So him and I bond a lot, that sense.
We play sports.
he likes to throw the ball and play sports.
The nine-year-old, not so much.
But, yeah, we bond.
Like, I talked more about music now with my nine-year-old in movies.
So that's cool, too.
I mean, dude, he listens to, he finds new music, kind of like what you do.
And, like, that's so much fun to talk to your kid about that.
Does your nine-year-old want a phone yet?
He hasn't talked about, dude, yesterday morning was the first time I'd ever texted with my nine-year-old.
What phone did he have?
My wife's phone.
Like, usually when we're on the show, like, about seven o'clock, I text my wife, like, good morning.
What are you guys doing today?
and I get a text back
and it's like
completely different
he goes,
yeah, mommy and junior
are still sleeping
is just me to listen to music
and I'm like,
what,
Junior?
Like, what are you doing?
And he's doing
emojis and he,
I felt like I was talking
to like an adult
like one of my bros,
one of my buddies.
Except he was like
mommy's hanging out.
Yeah,
but he was just like,
yeah,
there's a new song out
Captain Underpants
is really funny,
weird Al does it,
whatever.
I'm like,
how are you texting all this?
This is amazing.
I got emotional.
That's cool.
Yeah,
one of those moments?
Yeah,
Like, he's growing up.
Don't blink.
That's right.
Hey,
I don't get a baby balls time.
Come on, Bobby Bones.
Hey, let's check the poll real quick.
Should Amy have to get a tattoo of my face on her body?
Because she said she would if I went to Haiti.
And I did go to Haiti.
Okay, what's the results over there?
We got almost 5,000 for yes.
And what's for no?
We have the most polling.
We have a percentage.
What's the percentage?
She's new.
She's new.
It's just my numbers.
Is her microphone still broken, too?
No, she's not on it.
Oh.
Is it broken?
There we go.
There you go.
It's radio.
Yeah.
She thinks we were just in her room.
She thought it was broken to be fair.
Okay.
And there's like 4,500 for no.
Wait.
So it's like, they're like 10,000 votes.
5,000 yes, 4,500 now.
So it's 55%?
45%.
Yeah.
Wow.
Lunchbox with a math.
Look at this guy over there.
I was a math whiz.
Thank you.
What's 9 times 10?
90.
That a boy.
Wait, so what do you think the odds are?
I'll say that way.
Because I think we could edge ahead if people would vote that I don't get the tattoo.
Bobby Bonds.com to vote that she does.
She did say it.
I want to play lunchbox stealing cake at a restaurant because I wasn't there for this.
Yeah.
Who saw this?
Me.
I was there.
Well, we were at a restaurant.
It's kind of late.
So there were only maybe three tables going at the restaurant.
And one of them was a birthday party.
And the waiter brings out the cake.
all starts singing lunchbox goes oh man that cake looks good and like please don't i knew he was
going to do it he gets one of his little plate where the breads was on yeah and he takes it over there
and he walks say hey happy birthday and just gets one of their cakes a piece of the cake oh happy birthday
that looks really good yeah yeah oh absolutely who's birthday for your prayer oh happy birthday
man that looks delicious oh thank you so much can i have so oh you can go ahead man we'll meet the
middle. Thank you very much.
Howe birthday. How
embarrassing? Was it?
Yes, dude, it's so embarrassing.
They kept staring at us after he left.
Why did he ask us for a piece of cake?
Because they didn't know who he was. No, they had no idea
who he was. Were you with him? No.
They went to late night. And then the waiter comes up
to our table and says, hey, you guys want dessert? He's like,
no, I'm good. I just got some cake from them.
Those people over there celebrating their birthday.
I mean, he did, right? A smart move.
Anytime you see a birthday party at a restaurant,
I'm trying to get the free dessert.
That way you don't have to pay for it.
You want to hear the photo shoot awards from yesterday?
Yes.
I know we were being awarded.
Yesterday was Picture Day here on the show.
Oh, man.
We have some awards to hand out following the day of drama.
A week of drama.
Most photogenic.
Went to?
Amy.
Oh, for sure.
What?
No way.
For sure.
Okay.
This was made by the glass room, by the way.
Okay.
Oh, that's nice.
Most improved
Oh
Lunchbox
Wow
It's up good
Got cleaned up pretty good
I don't know what I improved from
But thanks
I mean I've looked good
You were looking fly
Yeah man you look good
Who says fly
In living color
Are you in Sinbad hanging out?
I don't know
Maybe you have fire marshal bill
Hey I'm about to look fly
I don't hope we don't play that
Yeah
Most underdressed
Oh that's a tough one
That could be a tie
No, Ray.
Ray.
Ray, Ray shows up in T-shirts and, like, the same pants he's been wear every three days.
Yeah.
Okay, but you know who, okay, never mind.
Maybe it's an award.
Most wardrobe changes.
Okay, yeah.
I knew it.
Eddie.
Four wardrobe changes.
That's what I was about to say.
You know who changed clothes the most, which was so bizarre.
Eddie was on, like, one picture, and he had four outfits.
They kept telling me.
They didn't like my clothes.
Best smile.
Oh, I know.
Who?
You?
Dang.
Dang.
I humbly accepted some more.
The photographer even called you out.
A little pearly whites.
Yeah.
Breckland in Dayton, Ohio.
Hello.
Hi, Bobby.
How are you?
I'm pretty good.
What's going on?
I have, I don't know.
I think this is totally funny.
Like, I've been listening to you guys for two years,
and I absolutely love a show.
I listen to it every morning.
Thank you.
And recently, just recently, I started following you on Instagram.
But I think it's totally funny how I have
this visual image of how everyone looked on the show until, like, I figured out how they
actually look.
Like, it's totally hilarious how I had you pictured, like, Joey from Friends.
Joey from Friends.
Yes.
Like, your voice matches, like, I would imagine it would look like Joey from Friends.
And then Amy, I thought that she looked like Anna Kendrick.
Like, I don't know why.
Kind of does, though.
I can see it.
I thought, you know.
know, her voice match with someone like that.
Lunchbox, I totally had him tagged for, like, Q from Impractical Jokers.
I don't know what that is.
Q from...
Is he fat?
Intractical Joker.
Is he a fat guy?
He's a heavy fat guy, yeah.
Lunchbox, everybody always think lunchbox is a big fat dude.
Yeah, so I just thought, like, does anybody ever do that?
Like, how they hear someone's voice and they have them pictured as somebody.
and then when they actually see them
it's a completely different visual.
Yeah, most of the time people are disappointed with me.
It's like Matt LeBlanc and it turns out to be
nerdy Wilkerson.
I think it's interesting like how people do that.
Anyways, I just wanted to say how much I love you guys' show
and I thought that that was interesting
how you guys have a completely different image
of what I had you pictured as though.
Well, thank you for listening.
Thanks for telling you.
I'm not as good looking as you thought.
Maybe she still thinks, I bet she still thinks you're good looking.
That's always a good shot in the morning.
That's always a nice little pat on the back.
No, thank you very much.
Lunchbox, how do you feel about the guy that she thinks she looked like?
I mean, I don't look anything like him.
I mean, he looks like a weird old dude.
Oh, you do look like him.
Wow.
What?
I don't look anything like that guy.
With a little facial hair?
Yeah, a little bit.
A little bit.
A bit.
A bit.
Are you crazy?
Someone tweeted me, what are the chances they accidentally induct Bobby Jones into the
Radio Hall of Fame. Oh, good one. That would be terrible. That would be awesome. What if your
official plaque said Bobby Jones? What if, like, that means you're really not in it.
Oh, what is? Some fake person is in it. Yesterday, the company, my company, sent out a
newsletter to everybody, like all hundreds and hundreds of stations saying, we have our four
talent here, like big talent talking about IR Radio. And it was Charlemagne the God,
hip-hip hop, Elvis, pop, Ryan Seacrest, pop, and me country. But they referred to me as Bobby
Jones. I even got a little warning text like
oops. Whoopsie. From somebody. Yeah.
Eh, whatever. Can't laugh at yourself. Don't worry. Everybody else will.
That's what I always say.
Did you see the juror talking about the Cosby trial?
Oh, I know. I did say they were on like Good Morning America or something.
Yeah, so they can go out and talk, they can write books. They do whatever they want now that
it's over. What they say? Here's one of the jurors.
The most intense moment, I think, was when there was about four people crying in the room.
one was out in the hallway, pacing, you know, visibly upset.
We couldn't really get anything down to like a solid thing.
And that just frustrated people.
So it was a mistrial.
You know, I think they had two people.
Was that two people?
Yeah, two people held out.
And so, and we don't know which way is the thing.
We assume because there are, by the way, this is one woman.
And so we assume because we've just seen all the stories in the front page
where it's all these women saying this and he wrote in his book.
We assume it was all but two saying guilty.
That's an assumption, right?
They don't tell you which way they leaned.
I think 10 or...
Do you think? Do you assume?
Or do you know?
Yeah, because I don't know.
That is important.
That knowing and not really knowing will get you in trouble.
Yeah.
I've been there.
Assuming, you know what that does.
Yeah, look, that could be wrong too.
But look and see if he's...
I'm looking it up.
Dirk's got a new song out.
It's called What the H did I say.
It's his new single.
I haven't said a curse word in like almost a year and a half.
So is it really called What the H?
No.
Oh.
Oh, he says it?
Yeah, it's called What the H, you double hockey six.
It's like his tour.
Why does he keep using the H word all the time?
That's why.
I'm like, dude, come on.
Derek's call me.
Yeah.
We need to talk.
What the H are you thinking?
Ray, let's just bleak this.
We need to bleep this song.
I need that bleeped.
Oh my.
Yeah.
Are we going to play that?
It's the name of the song.
What the hell did I say is,
I'm the first songs.
Dirk!
Stop that.
It's family hour.
My kids can't hear that.
I know.
What the hell did I say is one of the first songs I heard that I didn't write that I fell in love with and knew I wanted to be on this record.
It's actually written to the guys that wrote drunk on a plane.
You know, I've learned over the years of making records that, you know, it's okay to have some of those fun songs on there.
Sometimes when I go into album making mode, I get so serious.
And, you know, I almost didn't even cut drunk on a plane, even though I wrote it.
You know, I look back at that now.
I think, you know, what was I thinking?
not to have that song's one of my favorite songs.
I like I starting to fit all his titles in.
It's like, you know, what was I thinking?
I mean, and I hold on to songs like that.
And I just wish it came a little closer.
Yeah, I know.
And all of a sudden, I was a riser, and I had the song.
People probably think we're joking about the age thing.
We're not.
Come on.
Man.
I just can't.
Trying to do a family show here.
We're kids in the car.
Hello, Ashley in Tennessee.
How are you?
Hey, Bobby.
I'm doing great.
How are you doing?
I'm really good. What's going on with you?
So I called about a month ago to tell you about my car being stolen.
And he told me to call you back and give me an update.
Wait, I remember that your car was stolen and they stole like your raging idiots, raging kitty at CD.
Yes. And my daughter was devastated.
Did I send you another one, right?
You did. We got it last week and y'all sent us some awesome Pimp and Joy T-shirt.
And it probably made her whole entire summer.
Oh, that's awesome.
What happened with the car?
Did they ever find it?
They did find it.
It was trash.
Oh.
He had just totally messed it up.
The entrance company totaled it out.
So how to get a new car, which is cool.
I got like a step down from a mom mobile.
But, yeah, so I got a new car.
How do you feel about that?
You know, it really upset me.
It's probably one of the worst things that could have happened to me
because I worked really, really hard for that car.
But looking on the brighter side of things, like I've seen so much good that has come of it.
It's connected me to my community.
It's, you know, I forgive them.
Even though they took stuff of mine and more importantly, they took stuff of my kids.
I'm able to forgive them.
And that's really, really hard for me to do.
But I know it's necessary.
So, you know, I know eventually they'll probably get caught.
But in the meantime, we and my family's taking care of, we're good.
And you all took care of us, and that was so amazing.
Well, that's awesome.
That you talk with a smile because I can hear it.
And so I'm glad you got a new car.
I hate they stole your car.
But thank you for listening.
I'm glad we could send you some stuff.
Hey, hey, Bobby.
We appreciate you.
Appreciate you.
There you go.
Thank you.
Man.
Yeah, she called and was like, hey, I need a new raging idiot CD.
Just wait.
Like to the raging idiots
drop chick-fil-A on Sunday
The whole world's gonna turn over.
It's a new jam.
It's gonna be crazy.
I won't Chick-fil-A
but it's Sunday
I want the fries and made a waffle
But now I'm feeling awful
I want chick-fil-I
But it's Sunday
Yeah, the one day that you aren't open
It's the one day that I was hoping
To get chick-fil-A.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
To get chick flay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some of those strong vocal.
That's live.
That's record it live.
In theater concert.
It's great.
I yell hello through the drive-thru.
Hello.
Nobody answers me back.
I look around for all the other cars.
Where the heck is everyone at?
I won't Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday.
I want the fries and a bit of waffle, but now I'm feeling awful.
I won't Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday.
Yeah, the one day that you aren't open is the one day that I was hoping to get Chick-fil-A, yeah, yeah.
I'm already singing in your head.
To get Chick-fil-A.
Lunchbox?
Oh yeah, it's Sunday, but I want Chick-fil-A.
It's a real life story.
Yeah.
It's a song about real life.
It's deep.
I can relate.
I mean, who can't?
Been there.
You drive up and you're like, hello?
That's it.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Part of me wants to be on one of these adventures on an airplane.
That doesn't crash, though.
You're calling it an adventure.
It is. I have a couple of them to talk about.
First of all, there's an airplane.
This is flying.
And the passenger at the end of this, he asked them to just pray.
The pilot.
The pilot.
I don't know.
Who cares?
Who cares?
It's all the same.
Because this is crazy.
An investigation is underway after a passenger plane started violently shaking midair.
Yeah.
They think an engine failure is to blame.
Why are they thinking so much?
Why don't they know?
They should be knowing more.
Yeah, what made it shake?
Yeah, I feel like when you're midair.
Let me hear this.
I haven't heard this.
That sounds like my uncle's truck.
Yeah.
That sounds like the red rocket.
That's on the ground, though.
A truck's on the ground.
If you heard that on air, I'm out.
And it wasn't for like a hot minute.
Like apparently that was for a really long time.
And then the pilot was like, came over the overhead asking for the passengers to pray.
Passengers say the pilot twice came over the intercom telling them to pray.
Quote, our survival depends on you're cooperating.
Hopefully everything will turn out for the best.
Oh, and brace for impact.
I don't know how there aren't people screaming in this clip.
Right.
Because I would be like this.
they're all praying.
Yeah, they landed.
Is this a little plane?
No, a passenger plane like a big one.
You got an ear out of your mind.
I'm getting my pants.
I think you got a diesel engine.
Sounds like a diesel.
Yeah.
I'd be like, is there a belt loose?
We accidentally put diesel in the jet, not jet fuel.
We're sorry.
Folks.
Our bad.
Just pray.
My bad.
Pray for us.
Southwest Airlines flight 4519 flying from L.A.
to Houston was forced to divert.
because a woman tried to open the emergency door while they're up in the air.
Why?
She started pushing them.
Why?
Why do people do this?
Because either they're drunk or they're crazy.
I don't care how drunk you are.
Right.
That is the worst.
Well, that it happens.
But really, if you're drunk, I've never been drunk in my life.
You have to help me with this.
If you're drunk, would that be fun?
No.
I've been drunk many of times.
I've never thought that.
No.
No.
It's got to be another level of drunk and, like, disorienting.
Like maybe you're not sleeping.
You're also mixing it with some pills.
Maybe you just don't know where you are.
And you're like, I can't get out of this cluster.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get me out of this tube.
Here's, this says Southwest fight on board.
This is her.
That's her trying to get out, yeah.
Oh, got her.
Stop it off.
What is wrong with you?
Get off.
Stop it.
Excuse me.
Go out.
Wow.
I want to be in one of the adventures.
So, should we screen better?
She was she sitting in the Xero?
tried to make her way to the X-Roe. I mean, I feel like we need
to screen more. It's not like, are you
21 or above? It should be like, have you been drinking?
No, everybody has, though. Everybody drinks
on flights and before flights. If the flight was shaking, I would understand, because I'll try to
get out, too. If it was like this,
I'd be like, let her go. I'm out too. I'm right behind her.
You may get an umbrella? Because I need something to
float down, baby.
I wonder if that would help at all.
I want to float more than I do.
What is wrong with that? No, it wouldn't
help. No, it would break. It would go.
upside down. Oh, yeah, true. We talked
about Dirks' song. Oh,
yeah. What the H was I thinking?
Yeah, it's risky. I just don't curse, but this
is dirty dirks, right? You've got a bad word
of the song.
We bleeped it.
It's like World Star.
It's like, oh, they do curse on this.
Wow, man. Why is he being such a rebel?
I don't know.
I thought he said it maybe a couple times.
Was that on a loop, or did he
really sang it that many times in a row?
Yeah, dang.
The song goes.
Dirty Dirk changes his image.
Go home and take a shit.
shower. I told one of my friends, she was like, I'm watching this documentary about
something on Netflix. She was like, it's about crime and it's killing. And I was like,
oh, yeah, I got one for you to watch. She was like, what is it? And I was like,
I lost something called Dear Zachary. Oh, Bobby. Oh, no, you did not. You did not do that.
And she was like, is it good? I was like, oh, yeah, it's fantastic. Because it is fantastic.
Just don't watch it. No. Because it'll change your life. Yeah, but you're like telling
people to watch it. But she was like, I love documentaries like this. And I wouldn't tell her
what it was. I was like, okay, dear Zachary. It's a great documentary. It's a
fantastic, but don't watch it. Don't do not watch it.
And so she watched it and texted me back all exclamation points.
And she's at my life on everybody the same.
It ruins you.
It does ruin you.
It ruins a little bit of you.
Don't watch Dear Zachary.
But it is really amazing.
It's a great documentary.
The filmmaking, it's good, yeah.
Unparalleled.
Great idea, great concept.
It's an idea.
It's a true story.
Yeah, but the idea of why they made it.
Okay.
Dear Zachary, I watched all of Glow on Netflix.
Oh, is that good?
What about, I don't even know.
Yeah, it's fantastic.
30-minute episodes, 10 of them.
And it's about back in the 80s, there was a real-life wrestling organization, the gorgeous
ladies of wrestling.
And it's a scripted series based on how it kind of come together.
Oh, that's cool.
And so I really liked it.
And why Twitter is so cool, I didn't realize one of the actresses was the artist that I,
usually do all the time, named Kate Nash.
And I was like, the whole time I was like, she looks so familiar.
And then it was Kate Nash.
And I tweeted her.
I was like, hey, that was really good.
She tweeted me back.
I was like, thank you.
Like, where else?
Tell us about Twitter. Could you tweet somebody on a TV show?
I say, my, everything's fine, except you've got that look in your eye when I'm telling a story.
But you know, it's good. I really liked it. And I like 30-minute episodes and stuff.
I'll add it to my list.
I don't know if you would like it.
I don't, I like when you're honest with me. Thanks. That'll save me time. I'll take it off my list.
It's not bad, but you're just really, you know.
It is, but you're more Pinocchio.
You know?
You like the Lion King.
Pinocchio.
Okay.
You like the safe stuff.
It's not safe.
Sometimes I'm like,
sometimes I'm like dirks.
You like dirt?
Yeah, I'm a rebel.
Hmm.
Anybody ever see, met at Rebel Amy?
Nope.
No.
Still waiting.
I'm getting messages saying that H.E.
Double hockey sticks is not a curse word.
Yeah, it is.
Well, I think heaven and hell,
the locations are not.
not a curse word.
But what the...
Used in the context, I believe that it is a curse word.
Eddie, would you let your nine-year-old say, what the age?
Absolutely not.
That's a popping.
Why not?
Because that's a bad word.
What if he said, what's the difference in heaven and hell?
I'll explain to him what the difference is.
Between heaven and hell.
Could he say that?
No.
He couldn't even say the...
He could say, if he were asking you...
Oh, but we were talking about it.
Yes, it's fine.
But he can't say like W-TH.
But you better believe if he said it, he'd be like,
is it okay if I said it?
Because he knows it's a bad word.
I'm getting blown out from people saying it's not a bad word.
Do you think that it crossed dirt?
Do you think in conversation of recording that,
Dirk's thought he maybe should change it to what the heck was I thinking?
Like, would that come up?
No.
Should ask him.
Here.
Okay, that's not funny
You use that word three times in a row
She's crying
He made her cry
Oh my gosh, I forgot about that
Yeah
Anyone ever meet a rude celebrity
You meet them and they're like
Now let's keep country artists out of this
Because we're too close to them
Because we know who the duches are and who aren't
But let's
What
Yeah, okay
You ever meet a rude celebrity?
And you would go up to them and, and we're just like,
you can call it, no country artists.
Okay.
What if they are connected to a country artist?
Write it down.
877-Bobby.
Why don't my friends sit behind somebody on an airplane?
It was totally rude.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I can't see that.
Oh, here.
Here.
Lunchboxes wrote hieroglyphics.
Okay, that's not any better.
Yeah, but I've met her.
She's been really nice.
To you, she wasn't, because you tried to jump all over her.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
No, Lexbox went up to Gwen Stefani and was like,
hi, can I put my arm around you and take a picture and, like, touch you?
In the picture.
And she took a picture with you, but you think, like, Emmett Smith, when you met him.
Yeah, he was kind of mean?
That's because you yell at people.
You're yelling to take a photo.
When you scream at someone, you scare them.
So Gwen Stefani, I thought I was real nice.
And I ran up to her in the lobby of...
First of all, you're an adult man running up to her.
Yeah, I hadn't even checked into the hotel yet.
She was walking out of the lobby in Las Vegas at the Cosmopolitan.
I was like, oh my goodness.
And I ran up to her.
I was like, Gwen Stefani, can I get a picture?
And she looks at me.
Okay.
So I go to put my arm around her, and I was told, no touching.
First of all, she didn't say no touching.
Her people did.
Right.
But her people follow her rules.
So I felt like that was a little rude.
But, okay, you don't want to give me credit on that one.
Scotty Pippen, you know who that is?
Yes, plays basketball.
Okay, but first of all, I've met going like four times and she's been awesome.
Okay.
So I will overrule you on at good meetings.
Okay.
We're on Ledgemucks' third sort of rude celebrity.
So do you see the common denominator here?
Exactly.
It's you.
Okay.
So Scotty Pippen, I was 12 years old and I was in the mall in Chicago, and I saw him walking
with a buddy, and he had a bull's hat on.
I ran into a store, bought the,
the exact same Bulls hat.
And I ran up to him
with a Sharpie and I said,
Mr. Pippin, will you sign my
hat? And he goes, no.
And just kept on walking.
Thanks, Scotty.
Mr. Pippin, no soup for you.
Mr. Pippin.
Mr. Pippin.
Super again.
Oh.
Pippin, Kippin, Kippin.
Pippin, Pippin.
Super again.
Oh, no, Mommy. No, Scotty.
No, Scotty.
Wow.
Oh, what a jerk.
And then, you want to know who else?
Who?
Okay.
Go ahead.
There was one of the people, no, I don't even want to say it.
It's kind of a country artist.
Write it down.
I don't even know her name.
You don't even know her name.
She's on a TV show here in town.
Okay, write it down.
What?
I can't even guess who this might be.
Oh, okay.
I don't think she's rude.
I think she's really cool.
Well, I yelled at her.
Okay, stop yelling at women.
I was at the airport.
And I was yelling at her.
He's talking about Scarlet.
Yeah, and I've worked with her.
She's so sweet.
And I've met her, like, again, 20 times.
Very quiet, but super nice.
She's in the airport, and I see her, and I'm like, Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet.
And she took off the other direction.
She knows her name.
Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet.
Super good.
No, Scarlet.
No, Scarlet.
Scarlet.
Lans, you have to stop yelling.
If you just walk up to someone and say, hey, listen, I'm a huge fan.
Would you mind off take a picture with you?
They won't care.
If they're not eating it with their kids, they won't care.
Okay.
You don't yell at people.
Oh, boy.
I don't want to do this segment anymore.
Why not?
Because I just don't want to...
Lunchbox just rattled off five people.
Yeah, but that's his problem.
Yeah.
But this is all perceptions for people.
What I said was, hey, ever had a celebrity rude to you?
And then lunche was like, I got 11 of them.
I have a lot of celebrity run-ins.
And if you missed that segment, we did like 30 seconds ago.
Some stations run our whole show.
Some stations don't.
And lunches are like listing off people, and we're like, no, it's actually not that
rude and what you did was rude.
Yeah. When you run up and scream at them and they're
a lot smaller than you and you're an adult man
and yeah, it's just not a good look.
Oh, I know who else? Oh boy. Who?
Pond Stars, Chubb? From Pond Stars, I saw him in
Las Vegas. Okay. And his name's Chubb?
Well.
Chubb, chubby, chubby.
And I saw him and he's walking. It's like four in the morning. There's no one in the
hotel and I'm walking behind him, Chubs! Chubs! Is that his name? No, I don't think so, dude. I think that's his name.
No, it doesn't sound familiar. Chum Lee or something. Chum Lee. Chum Lee. That's why. You were
called him Chubs. It says it's called me Chubs. I wouldn't stop either. No. I was called him Chubb. Whatever. I just called him Chubbs. That's his nickname.
Okay. So, and I see him and I'm like, Chum Lee, Chum Lee, and he's just ignoring me. And there's no one else, it's
4.30 in the morning, no one else around.
So I finally get up to him across the casino, and I'm like, Chumley, huge fan.
Can I get a picture?
And he goes, no, man, I try to lay low when I'm out.
Lay low! It's 4.30 in the morning, and there is no one around.
What are you worried about, Chumley?
You're really upset about that.
Oh, so mad.
So mad.
Because, I mean, he is walking by himself through the Cromwell.
Let me just play a devil's out.
advocate. Because I think you have the right
to ask anybody for a picture. If you're a fan
I think you should go up and say, hey, I'm a huge fan
because I do. I go, hey, we can't take a picture?
As long as they're not eating or with their kids,
it's fair game to go ask.
But what if he just didn't want to take a picture? What if he had a
colesore on his mouth? Or what if he wasn't supposed to be out?
There are just a lot of factors here
to go, that person is just mean.
Oh, I got another one. Oh, my God.
LeBron James, when I was at the club
in Vegas? Yeah, we were at
He says they were hung out there.
Same club.
Go ahead.
I was at the win in Las Vegas at the club,
and Team USA was in training there.
And so LeBron James, all them were at the club with us.
And I walk up to go get a picture with him,
and two guys step up and run and go, no, no pictures.
LeBron James didn't even take off his sunglasses,
wouldn't even shake my hand.
So I took a picture with him in the background,
and they told me you do that again, you're out of here.
All right, cool.
Thanks, LeBron.
But that had nothing to do with LeBron.
Oh, yeah, right.
He could have stepped up and been like, yeah, dude, I'll take a picture with you.
But, no, he does.
Yeah, but do you know how many people would be bothering him for a picture if that happened?
Like Bon Jovi.
Oh, Bon Jovi was really nice, though.
But you started, and he regretted it.
Listen, he was at the party, and he was at the bar, and I went up and I was like,
John freaking Jovi, whatever.
Bond freaking Jovi.
Sorry, I get excited.
John Jovi.
Bond freaking Jovi.
I'm a huge.
John Jovee, I'm your biggest man.
And I went up to him and I was like, can I please?
get a picture.
And he gave me a picture.
I was the first one to bother him all night.
And then a line formed.
And about 10 minutes later,
Bon, freaking Joby, left the party.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I was lucky I got that picture.
If LeBron took a picture with you,
I took one with everybody.
Yeah.
And he was at the club.
He was trying to get time.
And you, and the Bon Jovi thing,
like you were at an industry
private-typeish party
where he probably thought,
nobody's going to bother me for a picture here.
Well, I started the floodgates.
I opened them.
Because everybody was looking at him.
Everybody wanted to take a picture with the legend.
But?
But I was the only one with guts enough to go do it.
So I'll be Bon Jovi.
Come on.
Let me do it here.
Just sitting by the bar having a drink.
All right.
Bon, freaking Jovi.
I am so sorry to bother you, but I am a huge fan.
Can I please get a picture?
Zane.
Yeah, sure, buddy.
All right, thank you.
Here, here, right over here.
Take a picture.
Bon, freaking Jovey.
Thank you so much.
And then he never got back to the bar
because then the line came and that was it.
You see, that's why people sometimes don't want to take pictures.
It's super famous.
Didn't you have some Emmett Smith story?
Yeah, he yelled at him in the hallway.
Yeah, that was...
And then Emmett avoided him because let's just yelling it.
Emmett freaking Smith!
Yeah.
Oh, you want to know another?
Oh, Warren Sapp.
Oh, Warren Sap.
Do you realize he has 100 people...
I got a lot.
You're the reason people are right by me.
No.
I went up to Warren Sapp.
This is when we were doing a little sports radio show for Fox Sports Radio.
And I go up to him, I was like, hey, Warren Sapp, Bobby Bones and Andy Roddock are upstairs,
and they're doing a show.
Can you come be on the show?
I mean, it would be so cool.
I am a huge fan of your Warren Sapp.
Will you please go upstairs?
And he just kept walking like I wouldn't even talking to the guy.
And then he goes, and the attorney goes, well, you leave me alone?
Thanks, Warren Sapp.
You want to know another one?
No, boy.
And this is going to get people mad.
Ozzie Smith, of the Cardinals,
back when he was playing,
I went to Bush Stadium,
and I yelled at him for 30 straight minutes
to get his autographs.
Because that don't work.
Just keep yelling at someone.
And he told me,
hey, man, why don't you calm down?
So at least he acknowledged me.
Then he comes out and signs autographs,
signs the guy next to me.
The guy next to me has to use my pen.
How old are you at the time?
I am 17.
I just graduated high school.
and he uses my pen to sign the guy
next to me's ball
and then goes in the dugout
and doesn't sign for me.
What?
You go to high school at 17?
Yeah.
I was ahead of my time, man.
It's because his birthday's in the summer
is weird timing.
His parents are making decisions.
I was a young guy's in my class.
Also, smartest in my class.
We didn't even take calls
because lunchboxes out of fell up the whole segment.
He had like 20 people.
Yes.
Every celebrity's the mean.
Man, I got to remember some more.
I'll write him down next time.
All right, cool.
There went that.
All right, thank you.
Here's some songs.
I'm listening.
to right now. People always like, hey, what are you listening to? I like the new little
big town song a lot called When Someone Stops Loving You. Did you guys know this one?
Sort of single. Still got a walk into a crowded room. Crack a smile and crack a beer like it
don't bother you like it ain't your song. Jimmy's singing lead there.
First put onto this song, Brandon Ray, when the album came out, the singer, Brandon Ray, was doing covers of this song.
I was like, that's good.
So now it's the radio single.
New Little Big Town, there's that song.
It don't make the evening news.
Good, though, huh?
It don't keep the summer rise on it too.
When someone starts a...
That's good.
Also like that Gillian Jacqueline song called Hate Me.
Man, I like really sad songs.
I mean, I just sit at home and beat myself up.
I listen to songs and slap myself with the belt.
But I thought sometimes sad songs they do happy.
They do.
Not the buckle side.
Okay, good.
I might be sad again.
Oh, no.
I know.
I'm just looking at my...
These are the last three songs I play.
Her name's Jillian Jacqueline.
And then I love this Childers Gambino song.
Redbone?
Better beat.
Yeah.
Uppity.
Gets me up a little bit.
You know, that's the last three songs I'll listen to.
I dance in the mirror to this one.
Sometimes I dance.
Sometimes I'll dance and I watch myself see if I still have it.
I don't have it anymore.
I haven't danced in so long.
Why do we lose it, you know?
Like, why as we age do we lose it?
But I don't think you're the best judge.
You should try it right now.
I won the dance contest on the show, but I think we've all lost it.
Like at weddings and stuff.
We're now starting to be the older people on the dancing.
Oh, we have the old moves?
Yeah, like what, so how do we stay fresh?
No.
You got to go to the club, check out the new scene.
Yeah, you do that.
You go and then report back to it.
Let us know what they're doing.
Oh, gosh.
I can't imagine going to the club.
Me either, man.
All right, Amy has her pile over there.
All right, what's in the pile?
Okay, did you know, or do you know, what movie Mike Tyson watches every time it comes on TV?
Like if he sees it on TV, he stops.
And I'm like, Mike Tyson, for real.
Okay, so he's a big boxer, so it's got to be something that doesn't make a big boxer.
So I'm going to say something, it's a kid movie.
Despicable with me.
Nope.
What?
The notebook.
Oh, it's just a good movie, though.
That is.
Yeah.
What did you stop on?
I watch Hitch.
Yeah, me too.
I watch Hitch every time if it comes on.
I'll watch Shawshank Redemption.
But I don't have to watch all of that because it takes three days to watch.
Yeah, and I'll watch Friends on any channel.
It's not a movie, but I'll stop whatever I'm doing to finish the episode of Friends.
What else?
Okay, this is a beauty tip that I came across.
I need that.
And next time you're in the public restroom.
Guys, you can use this too because sometimes your face gets oily.
Well, sometimes you can grab toilet paper, whatever, but it might get stuck on your face and look weird.
But you know what is the best thing to blot your oily skin on your face with?
The toilet paper seat covers.
Oh, okay.
Genius.
Because of the texture.
Yeah, the texture, everything, like it's not going to come off or end up on your face,
and it'll get the oil off just right.
And a lot of beauty bloggers are out talking about how it's just a great beauty hack.
And if they're not there, just put your face on the toilet seat.
Same thing.
No, that's not the same thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just rub it up and down.
That's not the same thing.
All right, what else?
So if you happen to be traveling for 4th of July, like, in a car, because 37.5 million Americans will be.
Wow.
Whenever they said this numbers, that means nothing to me.
I need to know percentages.
Okay.
Oh, like 37.5 million?
Okay, what do we have in America?
70 gazillion Americans?
500 million?
What's the percentage, though?
Like, this is the percentage of people that will be on the road?
Yeah.
The U.S. population of the U.S.
We're not worried about the math problem.
Just read me this.
I'm going to figure out the business.
So, anyway, normally gas prices go up because a bunch of people are driving.
But good news.
I read, don't quote me on it.
You can't give a news and then go, don't quote me.
That gas prices are inching lower ahead of U.S.
Holiday weekend.
What if news anchor said that?
Coming up at 10.
Don't quote us.
But down to the next.
Yeah, you can't.
If we're going to give the news, give the news.
What else is in the file?
Okay.
And lastly, I'm assuming this is like the Heisman, but for basketball?
Are you talking about the college and pro, like the MVP?
Yeah, NBA.
Right.
MVP is not a league.
NBA is.
I know.
So it's pro.
Pro.
Oh, so it's different because Heisman's college.
And a different sport.
Dang it.
I know.
I was just giving a comparison because the trophy to me look similar.
Okay, go ahead.
Shout out Russell Westbrook.
You won.
And Taylor Swift made him a video.
That's true.
Because did you know her song, Shake It Off, was inspired by him talking about Shake It Off.
Stop, stop.
Bobby told you that earlier and you're trying to.
Did you make that up?
Don't quote me.
Did you make that up?
Don't quote me.
You have to do research on your stories.
You can't just say stuff.
Research it.
No, that wasn't part of my story.
It was just that Russell, Russell, Westbrook, his name is hard for me.
He won.
He plays for the Thunder.
And good job.
Shout out MVP award.
Look up and see if that Taylor story is true.
Oh, you're going to make me.
Don't be quoting stories and then go, don't quote me.
I believe it.
Russell, it's a cool story.
Yeah?
Russell Westbrook.
Well, why'd she make him a video?
Because she did.
Is he like a Taylor fan?
Are they going to date?
Oh, Bobby Bones, everybody.
transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Amy's doing a Facebook live at 2 p.m. Central.
It's called Cooking with Amy.
Yeah.
So she's going to be cooking stuff.
It's a show.
Awesome.
Like a healthy version of blueberry cake donut,
if you can believe it or not.
I don't believe it.
We'll believe it.
Cooking with Amy.
Yes, it's happening.
It's our first ever cooking show, basically.
I'm so excited.
2 p.m. Bobbybones.com to find the link to our Facebook page.
Let me warn you.
Warn me.
I did a Facebook Live
because I always do
from inside Bobby's Blank.
I did it from inside my closet
and I showed off my shoes.
Haters galore.
Oh.
What do you think?
Because I'm single.
I have a good job
and I like shoes.
I have a lot of shoes.
People like, look at this guy showing up.
Must be nice to have a big old closet
for your shoes.
Yeah.
Guys, I don't have any kids.
I don't have a wife.
I got nothing.
I buy shoes
so I don't feel lonely.
They're my friends.
at home. That's true. If I put all my
kids' shoes and my wife's shoes and my shoes, I'd
probably look like Bobby's closet too.
Okay. Yeah. That makes sense.
Don't make fun of my closet again. No, your closet's huge.
No, it's not. Oh, it's massive. Oh, my wife
won't stop talking about your closet. Stop, y'all.
Making me feel weird about my closet.
I walked in Amy's closet.
And I put my arms out and I just did circles.
Stop it.
It's been around and around, around, around. Did you get lost in there?
No. That's so cool, Amy.
Can't get lost. 2 p.m.
Cooking with Amy.
Yes.
Is somebody coming to your house to help you?
I am going to the chef's house.
Oh, you should do it from your closet.
Because you have...
No, I don't have a...
They can probably fit a whole grill in there and oven and stuff.
No, her name's Lori and I'm so excited.
I'm kind of going to geek out because I bought her cookbook and I already used her recipe.
So I got to play it cool, you know?
Oh, did you set this segment up so you can meet her?
No, don't be crazy.
Amy creates a whole segment just to be a friend of somebody.
Don't be silly.
You can hear more Bobby Bone show on our free IHeart Radio app to search podcasts for the Bobby Bone Show.
You can also listen to the Bobbycast.
Tonight on the Bobbycast, Cole Swindell is stopping by the house.
So that'll be up tonight.
Podcast with Cole.
Stop.
Not the same?
Not the same?
Okay.
Good try, though.
The Jeep Wrangler is the most American car you can spend your money on.
That's what you have.
You have a wrangler?
Yeah.
Don't I have a wrangler?
I don't know.
Yeah, you have a wrangler.
Do you have a wrangler?
Yeah.
Okay.
He doesn't even know.
You don't even know.
I don't have a Wrangler, baby.
I got a Shihara.
You're such a Jeep or Pursor.
I looked around at Zach who's sitting back to record some stuff.
Who doesn't have a Jeep?
And I just looked at him and he did have Wrangler?
He was like, yeah.
I said, cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, Wrangler.
I'm a poster.
You're so American.
But I'm also American.
American Made Index from Cars.com.
They looked at manufacturing location, domestic parts, and number of jobs.
And the top spots, the Wrangler, and then the Jeep Cherokee
ranked second.
I used to have a Jeep Cherokee.
I was American.
Where's the Ford Focus in there?
I think they stopped making it.
I love Jeeps.
Your version. Oh, for sure.
18 years ago.
Man, you're making me want to go back to my Jeep.
Oh, dude.
And they had this thing where they wave all the time.
Yeah, we know.
It's all you talk about.
Oh, my goodness.
I just, I'm good.
So, anyway, there's that lunch.
Oh, do we want to talk about the ransom or no?
What?
Oh, you want to talk about that right now?
We can talk about it real quick.
Yesterday, Eddie buys and brings some clothes to the photo shoot.
Right?
You bought some?
Yeah. Oh, no.
What?
Did I forget something there?
Let's just say that Eddie has a tendency to leave things behind.
Oh, no!
And Bobby had to, or Bobby's girlfriend had to bring his favorite shirt back from IHeart, Country, and Austin.
That's right.
He doesn't ever listen, and he doesn't learn his lesson.
So there was a brand new pair of jeans that Eddie left behind, and so now you can have them back for 25 bucks.
No, I can't.
No, no.
No, did you have to be a friend and give those back to me?
No, no.
I just bought them for the photo shoot.
Right, exactly.
And you were going to take them back?
He didn't wear them.
He didn't wear them at all.
I didn't even put them on.
Like,
they still have the tags on it and everything.
But what if you wouldn't have picked them up?
You'd just owed money on it.
Oh, no, I would have called the place that we went to.
And that had probably made you pay 30s.
See, here's the thing.
You didn't even notice they're missing.
You just now are realizing it.
You're so right.
I brought the bag that it was in and I guess they're not in there.
Exactly.
Oh, no.
He's asking with a question?
Yeah, because I didn't look in the bag.
They're a pair of black jeans.
I think they're Levi.
25 bucks.
you can have them back. If not, then you learn your...
This is me teaching...
How you teach your kids a lesson.
I'm teaching you a lesson.
So, if you want them back, $25, you can have the jeans.
If not, you're just out the jeans.
Dang.
That's just not...
I mean, that's not nice.
And then I'm just taking them back and get store credit.
No, so I don't have my receipt.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
Ransom, dude.
Let me think about this.
They're like, still his computer when he goes to the bathroom.
Exactly.
Or his car.
Let me say this.
Voila.
There it is.
Show's over.
Oh, that was magic.
Voila!
Yeah.
There it is.
Just like that.
We just made a cake.
2 p.m. Central time today.
Amy cooking.
Speaking of making cake.
No, cooking with Amy.
Cooking with Amy.
Yeah.
Facebook Live.
Facebook Live.
2 p.m. Central time on Facebook.
Amy's doing.
Yes.
Cooking with Amy.
This should go, voila.
Tada.
But I'll have like.
like a legit, like, chef with me.
And we're making, like, a healthy version of blueberry cake donuts, my favorite in all the land.
A healthy version of blueberry cake donuts.
Yeah, I don't get it.
Wait for, well, listen, donuts typically are not good for you and they're fried.
Well, these are not fried and these have all healthy, like, at least good ingredients.
Let me tell you.
I went to Amy's house once for a party, right?
Oh, God.
You went to that party?
I went to that party.
I went there and she was like, I made brownies.
And I was like, brownies, awesome.
And she was like, yeah, I have a bite.
And then she started, like, pushing on my face.
And I was like, what's wrong with these brownies?
Why are you shoving them?
She's like, no, no, eat it.
I want to watch you.
And anytime anyone wants to watch you eat, there's something up.
Yeah.
And so I was like, okay.
And before I could even put it, she goes, they're made of black beans.
And I was like, they're special.
Let me eat them first before you ruin them.
Because then as I was eating them, I was tasting burritos.
Yeah, but then you ate it and you're like, these are good.
No, I said, these are pretty, I wish you wouldn't have told me they're made of black beans.
Sorry, I should have ruined it.
But that's the same, that recipe, same chef that I'll be with today.
Reci are legit.
And we're going to do a veggie burger and like a smoothie.
So we'll have options for people.
And people can send comments and health questions.
That's what Facebook's all about.
Yeah.
People post likes.
Say it in your voice.
Facebook Live.
Cooking with Amy.
I like that.
Facebook Live today.
Cooking with Amy.
And I think it's a voila.
Walla.
Oh, I might need it to be my voice guy.
Bobbybones.
com to find a thing.
You can watch Cooking with Amy.
We're going to go.
So appreciate everybody
Listened today
You can hear the whole show back
Bobby Bones.com
Listen to the Bobbycast
Cole Swindell is coming to the house tonight
So that'll be up later this evening
We'll be doing a Bobbycast
With Cole Swindale
I think Coles tonight
Yeah, Coles tonight
I think Kit Moore is tomorrow
Wow, I don't know
Everybody's coming to the house
I never have some people
In my house in my life
You get me to send over some donuts
Yes
And from what show?
Cooking with him
There you go
Yeah 2 pmobobobobes.com
To our Facebook page
All right
Bye
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