The Bobby Bones Show - The Bowling Bet Goes Down!
Episode Date: April 5, 2017Lunchbox hits the bowling lanes for the big bet, Bobby takes a vote on his birthday yoga pants, Mike D. brings back casino chips instead of cash and the crew all share their superstitions! Learn mor...e about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Come on, Bobby.
Yep.
Welcome to it.
It's another day, Wednesday.
Good morning.
Good morning.
You know, yesterday, a big topic was lunchbox and his pajamas.
And Ariel in St. Charles, Missouri wants to talk about that.
Hey, Ariel.
Hey.
Are you good this morning?
Yes, I'm good.
Well, what do you think about this?
Because people would give a lunchbox a really hard time about wearing pajamas to work.
Not just because of the pajamas, because he always talks about getting ahead, but he doesn't really look or act like it.
Your thoughts?
I really just think that's a personality, and that's what makes him so funny on the shelf.
Do you think to him dressing like a slob hurts him in other facets of his life and career, though?
I wouldn't say so.
Being in a radio station where nobody can see you.
It was on video.
You know, it was up online.
So a lot of clients do look at that stuff and see it, to be fair.
Right.
But I feel like 90% of Americans go to work in pajamas at least once a month.
Right.
Every Friday.
I'm a quality assurance agent in a call center, and every Friday we're allowed to.
or so he is literally half of that office is wearing DJs every Friday.
So you're on team.
I also was on Team Lunchbox, but just for the sake of argument, but you're on Team
Lunchbox as well?
For sure.
Okay, nobody else was.
Everybody hated on Luckbox in this room except for me.
Hey, it's me and you against World Dude.
That's right.
We're just taking them down one at a time.
But also maybe a pajama company sees that and they want me to endorse their
pajamas pants.
I mean, hey, that's perfect.
Or maybe a suit company that was going to have you doesn't want you to anymore.
Or a suit company says, man, we need to get that guy a suit.
and I'm waiting.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
I got a good one here for Wednesday.
Natalie D.
has a Fort Worth.
She's having a baby, right?
She's like, oh, I'm in the parking garage.
She's in the parking garage or the hospital.
She can't get into the hospital because she's waiting under her fiance.
They pull in.
He runs in to get help.
She's like, I can't do it.
She had the baby before he got back.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
By your son.
My own.
Mom.
pulled him out and everything.
By the time he got back, she'd already give him birth,
pulling the baby out by herself.
Wow.
Yeah, you hear her say.
Amazing.
Huh?
Like, how does someone do that?
I don't know.
It happens, though, and it's crazy.
Like, how do you pull that out on your own?
That's crazy.
Because you have to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have to.
Wow.
So I see you.
Wow.
I see you.
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Lunchbox comes in looking like an athlete today with this full.
bowling attire on.
He'll be bowling bag.
Probably about a bowling bag?
With a ball in it.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Oh, I didn't know that.
It's like, wow.
Is that a new bag?
Oh, man, it's my league bag.
Columbia, you're not in the league.
Yeah, I got it yesterday.
What's in there, lunch?
Oh, so it's new.
Oh, you want to know what's in my bag?
Probably a bowling bowl.
And my bowling shoes.
Yeah.
Well, today, lunchbox has to bowl a 180, or he has to hold this python, which is his worst fear ever.
And that'll happen on the air, so he'll head out.
in a bit, but today's a big day for lunchbox.
So excited.
He hasn't bowled in years, and he goes, 180, do it, drop of a hat.
All right, got your good news for a Wednesday with Tell Me Something Good.
All about positivity and cool things.
So, these high school students report an abandoned vehicle in the woods.
And so, they're like, who is this?
And it helps lead to the rescue of a retired.
federal judge who had been lost in the woods for two days.
These kids were on their four-wheelers, and they're like, hey, this car is not supposed to be here to
two smash windows.
And so after finding a Sam's Club card in the SUV, they did an internet search for the owner's
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It belonged to a 92-year-old former federal judge who'd been missing for two days.
They didn't even know where the car was.
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They called, they're like, okay, he must be in this area.
They went and searched the area, found him, and he's okay.
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They got bells and whistles.
Dang, let's not spoil them.
Easy.
And by brakes and it locks.
Like, what kid wants a bell and a whistle on a bike now?
And they got a baseball card in this spokes?
It's a good story.
At lunchbox.
There was this guy in Chicago back in 2011.
He weighed 800 pounds because all he ate was fast food.
And he decided to download this app called Lose It, where it tracks calories.
And there's also other users that support you and motivate you on there.
He's lost 500 pounds.
Wow.
Holy cow
What'd you do yesterday?
Oh man
I hate to even say this but I'm still dealing with soot all over my house
From your fireplace falling?
It's been like a month
I guess suit, soot, excuse me, is really, really powerful.
Zero Res came over to my house to clean the furniture
and I had cleaned the floors really good
and they were wiping it up on...
I didn't know they did hardwood floors
so now they're going to come back later this week and do my floors.
So your fireplace caved in.
And so they're sit everywhere.
Yeah.
And I guess it's just the way it bonds to things once it's out in the air and I don't know.
Who's paying for this?
Who's paying for what?
Well, the chimney, the fixing of the chimney got paid by the people that we bought the house from, the sellers.
Because they didn't disclose it in the inspection.
In the inspection, it was supposed to be capped off and then they never were.
So luckily they paid for that.
And then zero res.
Well, you endorse for them.
I was talking about the chimney.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, no, I mean, I'm either paying zero res or you are.
Probably me.
I'm just kidding.
If I know how this works, I'll probably do some commercials for zero res, I even get their house clean.
I'm joking.
I have offered, I'm paying.
I've offered.
She's offered a company to pay them.
Lestbox?
Oh, I had more bowling practice yesterday for another two hours.
You're going to hurt yourself.
Yeah.
I did hurt myself.
I ripped the skin off my thumb.
But I'm saying that's a bad thing.
Like, don't over practice because you're going to be hurt going into it.
Look, I know LeBron James over practices too sometimes, and I just, I didn't know my limits, but the skin ripped off my thumb.
What are you wearing?
I'm wearing a bowling patch.
Huh.
So lunchbox has to bowl a 180.
In less than 90 minutes, he starts at the bowling alley, and if he bowls on 180, he wins a bunch of cash.
$120?
I think it's $120.
I don't.
I actually, what did the say?
It's $120.
I don't.
Oh, nice life.
Dang it.
Trying to add 20 in there.
And so if he doesn't, he doesn't.
He has to hold a deadly python
Which he is so afraid of snakes
Very afraid of snakes
But yeah, so that's what I did yesterday
And I took a nap
Oh really?
Yeah
How can you focus on naps
Whenever you have such a big day today
I mean it was tough
I took a nap later in the day
And I mean I had a lot of nervous energy
But I got one in
And then I couldn't sit around
So I mowed the yard
You did?
Yeah
So it was pretty nerve-wracking
Yeah
Today about 90 minutes or so
Lunchbox will be out of the bowling alley
You heard
And this is audio of lunchbox bowling
He brought that in for us
of him bowling a strike
And then I watched a video yesterday
From like the Vanderbilt bowling team
Yeah, how'd that do?
I saw you bowling on the strike
That's right
That's right
So I'm glad your day was good
Well not you
Let me guess meetings
Wrote a book
I mean go ahead
No meetings
I did write a little bit last night
I'd write a whole book
I did a bobby cast
And then we set some stuff in it
That probably wasn't legal
It's the way to pull it down
So some people got it
Some people didn't.
There were some stuff that we weren't supposed to say it, and we said it.
And then it was like, oh, probably should pull that one down.
Oh.
So I recorded a Bobbycast last night.
So what did you say that was illegal?
I'm not going to say it right here.
Couldn't say it there.
Do you think you can say it here?
Well, he said it so you can say it again.
No, I can't.
Oh.
No. But, yeah, so we did it for like an hour and a half, and then it was like, oh, we'd take it down.
So it was basically nothing.
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Is her name Reba in the show, though?
That's the only way I'll watch it.
I don't think so.
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Bonehead.
This story comes to us from Sheffield, Lake, Ohio.
Congratulations to Kyle because he got down on one knee, proposed.
The woman said yes, so he's engaged to be married.
There you go.
But now he's facing charges of vandalism because he spray painted his proposal on the local,
on the sidewall of a local business.
Oh, yeah.
Let's think about this for a second.
It's all about is it worth it in the end?
Because a vandalism charge, you know, probably Class C misdemeanor, probably a little fine.
I mean, if it was a bit, if it's a business that, like, meant a lot to them, there's a cool picture.
Like, I, you know,
Did he just pick a business?
If that's the case, yes.
He's like, that wall's good.
Yeah.
It said, Michelle, marry me.
I love you.
Do we have any idea what the business was?
No, it doesn't say if they have any connection to the business or if it was just a nice
big wall, so he wrote it on there.
Probably just wrote it on there.
Probably not the best to vandalized, but I'm going to say my heart says a little bit.
If it meant something to them, sometimes you break the rules.
Yeah.
Or you go to people and love.
Sometimes you break the rules for love, you know?
Yeah.
Of course.
Yes.
All right.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Let's go.
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You guys want to talk about Sam Hunt for a second?
Sure.
During an interview with entertainment tonight,
Sam Hunt talked about Wise wearing a wedding ring.
Here you go.
I put it on to try it on and decided it felt too good and I didn't want to take it off.
There's only a few weeks left before we do get married.
Wow.
What are your thoughts?
I don't know.
He's married.
Yeah.
That's just always been my thought.
Like, why would you put a wedding ring on if you're not married?
Because it says he liked the feel of him.
I get it.
I heard him.
He says he wants, like, an intimate wedding, like a hometown wedding.
Intimate and hometown.
Okay.
With the two adjectives that were correct there.
Low-key, low-mainness, we're both kind of introverted people for the most part.
So we don't like celebrating ourselves too much.
If there ever is a time to do it, it's now.
And it's more to celebrate the union of marriage.
than it is each other.
And I'm excited about doing that.
And then Howie knew she was the one.
It's just that feeling you have,
that heart radar that guides us in life.
It just starts tapping on your shoulder when it's time
and you just make a move.
So that's what I did.
There you go, Sam.
Nice.
Man, it's all you got to do.
Love it.
Let's put that heart radar.
Only took six weeks.
He takes aim.
Strike.
We're going to be hearing a lot of that later on this morning, aren't we?
Doesn't that sound good?
He walks up, his ball's back, throws it.
It's like music for your ears.
Lunchbox in 53 minutes, we'll be at the bowling alley.
Now, why would he be at the bowling alley early this morning?
Last week we're talking, and he goes, hey, I was in the bowling club in high school,
and I bowled 245.
And I was like, what?
$2.50.
Okay?
And he says, I can bowl $180, drop a hat.
I haven't touched the ball in years.
And so I said, okay, money where you're mouth is.
So I put my money, and I took $120 out of my Vegas fund that I took.
And lunchbox said, okay, cool.
His part of the bet, though, is that he's death later afraid of snakes.
So if he doesn't bowl 180, he has to hold this python for 60 seconds.
And if for some reason you drop it or you don't hold it straight, you have to wrap it on your neck.
Oh, okay, they don't choke me to death.
Okay, maybe.
That's part of it.
They don't mess with it.
But he wouldn't practice yesterday.
This is audio. I've been practicing yesterday.
They sound very similar.
All the Cliffy's given me.
Yes, they're all the same.
You feel pretty good?
Feeling great, man.
I mean, my form is looking good.
You're coaches, I hear.
Yeah, I went to Vanderbilt University and their bowling squad.
They're number five in the nation.
I had the best coaches in the world, and they were giving me some pointers, and I think we're really on to something.
Well, he wants his wife to go, and I have no problem with that.
You want to invite her up.
She can go to the bowling alley.
Okay, yeah.
She asked me last night.
She's like, oh, can I come because it's by our house?
She's like, I'd love to come support you.
You know, you're my husband.
And when you hit that 180 mark, I want to be able to give you a big old smooch on the lips.
Oh, wow, wow.
I was like, I'm okay.
52 minutes.
Hey, Morgan, our head producers, in the glass room.
Hey, Morgan, what times the bowling alley opened for lunchbox to actually go?
Right at 7.
So they open the doors at 7.
Yes.
So we can't start at 7.
Well, I have their contact and maybe we can get it.
Okay.
Does I feel like we need them in there?
about 645, start warming up.
Some have to warm up.
I mean, you can't just walk into a bowling alley and just start throwing strikes.
I mean, it takes a couple minutes.
You got to check the oil on the lane.
You don't know how they oil it.
Oh, wow.
No, there's different, you didn't know that.
There's different oilings.
What do you prefer?
What oiling?
I like the oiling that goes right to left.
Okay.
Yes, Morgan.
Let's do it.
Yeah, because, and you have different balls usually for different types of oil,
but I only have one ball, so.
Yeah, I don't think we're going to be able to pick specific oils, but.
I, that's what I'm saying.
So this is, these are all the things you have to.
Oh, stop, man.
No, you have to worry about these things when you bowl.
And some bowlers, they have a strike ball and a spare ball.
So if you don't get them all done, you go to a different ball.
Yeah.
But you're not, you're not professional bowling.
I am I, really.
You know all this yesterday?
No, I know all this.
Guys, I was in the bowling club.
I've been telling you.
And in.
51 minutes, he's going to start bowling.
And we're going to see if you can bowl on 180.
I don't even know.
I know that when I bowl, I bowl, I bowl, like, if on a good, good, good, good bowl,
like 110.
Yeah.
That's a great game.
That's like fun, yeah.
That's like, I didn't get embarrassed with my friends.
I got a chance to beat everybody else in the group.
Like, hey, you've bowled before.
I said, don't leave because it's going to happen in less than an hour.
Yeah, I mean.
You got a patch in the thumb.
I do a patch on my thumb, so I was thinking maybe, I mean, I don't know if you want to do this.
If you want to take it down to 165 because of injury, unless you want to beat an injured person,
if that makes you feel good.
How did you injure yourself?
Did I injure you?
Oh, I was bowling.
So you were over practicing, like not thinking about your body.
No, I was thinking about my body.
Oh, I was thinking about Bobby.
Bobby like a bag.
Hey, hey, you give me a little lingerie, talk about me.
I was getting weird.
I was thinking about my body, but I didn't know that my skin was going to rip.
I've never done that in all my years of bowling.
So every time you say the word snake, he starts, like, flapping his hands like a bird.
Yeah.
He gives me the chills.
I hate it.
Snake, watch, watch.
He does like this.
He does.
It's like wiggles his hands.
You might have to hold a snake.
I don't like that.
I got chills. I can't talk about that word.
Jason and Virginia, good morning.
Good morning.
Thanks for calling. We're about 40 minutes out from lunchbox trying to bowl this 180.
What do you think?
I don't think he's going to break 150.
Oh, my goodness. Hi, Hater.
What's your reasoning behind this?
Well, I'm just listening.
Every time he's challenges to do something, he always comes up with some excuse that he's not going to be able to do it.
Oh, let's lower the score to 1-6.
161.65.
Oh, come on. Give me a break.
Come on, man. Man up.
A man up. Bole the 180 if you can do it.
I mean, bowling club is not the same thing as a bowling league.
When I was 12, I averaged 200.
There you go.
And I haven't bowled in like 15 years.
We went out bowling with our friends.
And I still bowled at 225.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, this guy calls in and says,
oh, you won't break 150.
But then he says, oh, but you may bowl 165.
I mean, make up your mind.
No, he's quoting you a minute.
That said, Eddie went with lunchbox yesterday as he practiced.
I did, and what I saw was pretty amazing.
So you saw a couple things, right?
I saw a few things.
All right, what did you see first?
Well, the first thing, the first practice round he had was really, really bad.
He didn't even break 100.
He didn't even get to 100.
However.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
For the people that didn't understand that.
So he went in bold.
Mr. Bowling Lee.
His first game back.
And he bowled a what, what scorety?
70.
Oh, my goodness.
No, it was less than that.
I'll bet you.
Oh.
And then, but here's the deal.
As he warmed up, guys, he finished off with a strong 170.
He did.
So I'm saying, I'm saying that there's a possibility.
I felt like as he started, the mind started getting back in this bowling mentality,
he started getting it back.
Wow.
If he wins, he wins a bunch of money.
I know.
If he does, and he has to hold a python.
The hashtag is hashtag
LB Bowles
If you want to hashtag
And predict the score
Hashtag Elb Bowles
I'll tweet that right now
Oh you guys all tweeting it up
Oh yeah
What was your high game yesterday
At lunchbox?
Like 170 I think is one
Yeah 170 was the high
I mean I was on fire
The coach is tweeting me
And so they thought you could do it
Yeah I'm telling you my form is good
They gave them really good tips too
Yeah
And I got my new shoes
Oh boy
All right
Mr. Bobby Bones
Let's do a never going to get it real quick.
You guys want to do this before we get?
Yeah.
I'll read this.
You can call me with your answer.
877-Bobby.
Over half of moms admitted to doing this when their children were not home.
Over half of moms said, ah, kids are gone.
I'm going to do this.
You're never going to get it.
The phone number is 877-77 Bobby.
I'll go to the spoiler before we go.
Lunchbox, you know there's a spoiler because sometimes you nail them and you spoil the whole segment.
Man, I don't want to spoil it, but I'm going to spoil it.
Lunchbox, over half of moms do this when their kids are gone.
Spoil it.
Have an alcoholic drink.
An alcoholic drink.
What?
No spoiling today.
We'll come back.
Everybody give me their answers around the room.
Call.
If we get a winner, we'll give them a prize.
Do we have more prizes?
Okay.
We'll give them a prize.
Also, Lunchbox's bowling comes up in 33 minutes.
when he starts to get ready for the big bowling extravaganza.
Hashtagel LB Bowls and put your score prediction up there.
Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones show.
Yeah, over half a mom's.
All right, around the room.
As we do something called, never going to get it.
Over half a mom say, when their kids are gone, they do this.
Amy.
Eat their snacks.
Lunchbox?
Take a nap.
Eddie, read their diaries.
The kids' diaries?
Yeah.
Diaries?
Or go through their room.
No, that's why I think you'll never get it.
Let's go to Cheryl and Maryland.
Hello, Cheryl.
What do you think?
Walk around the house naked.
No.
Why would that be gross?
Why would you do that?
You've never done that?
It's comfortable.
No.
I never walked around my house naked.
Not if you're running from like the room, the laundry room to find your clothes.
You don't never walk around house naked at all.
Ever?
Never.
Never.
No, that's not it, Cheryl.
Thank you for calling.
Oh, yeah. Interesting.
Yeah, that's weird that you've never walked around your house naked.
No, I always have my undies on.
Sherry and Virginia.
Hey, I'm going to throw your kids' toys away.
Do you say throw your kids' toys away?
Yes, you have to clean out their room.
And so you just tossed up, and what if they ask you for it?
Then you...
You do admit it.
Yeah.
Yeah, and that's not it. No, no.
I just don't think anyone's going to get this one.
I'll give a couple more people a guess.
Melissa, go ahead.
Never going to get it.
Take a bath.
Oh, take a bat.
That's just like a time thing.
Like you're finally able to breathe it.
Relax.
Eddie doesn't do it naked, though, only in his underwear.
No, you don't walk around the house.
When you shower, do you wear your swimsuit?
Okay.
No, I just don't walk around my house like that.
One more guess around the room, Amy?
Uh.
Lunch, like, watch TV.
Eddie?
Cry.
Oh, whoa, deep.
There's something right there.
Real deep.
The answer is, more than half of moms have.
I've admitted to playing their kids video games when they're gone.
They wait until they leave.
That's kind of cool.
They turn them on and play them.
That's funny.
If you go look at my Instagram right now, my name's Mr. Bobby Bones, my girlfriend
bought me really tight yoga pants.
Like male but super tight yoga pants.
And I put a picture of them up, Mr. Bobby Bones.
They just take a look.
That's my name, Mr. Bobby Bones.
What do you think about these yoga pants?
Because I'm telling you, they're tight.
And you're supposed to wear them like that.
So as you guys go over there and look, are you on it?
Yeah.
What do you think?
Come on, people.
I mean. Bring the pain.
I'm, you.
I mean, I guess if you're into that, are you into that?
Wow.
Like, do you want to just wear shorts or do you want to wear tights?
No, they're not called tights.
They're male yoga pants.
No, they're, okay, fine.
They're yoga pants, yeah.
You don't have to even say male.
They're just yoga pants.
Right?
Is everybody anti them?
Leggings.
Come on.
I'm going to have to say, no, dude.
Do you wear anything under?
Hey, Ray, get my girlfriend on the phone.
No.
You don't wear underwear?
No, you wear your tight.
What?
Are you kidding?
You're not to wear underwear.
No, you're not supposed to.
No, and there's no, like, bulge or anything.
Is it built in? Yes.
Built in underwear?
It's built in like a pat thing.
Oh, gotcha.
Dude.
Like a cup.
I mean, I'm your boy and everything.
You got my boy.
I'm a boy.
I'm a boy.
I got your back.
Yeah.
I ain't got your back on that.
I mean, that is, eh-uh.
Like, I'm trying to save you embarrassment.
I think I'm, I think, the problem is it was a birthday gift, and they're, I like them.
They're probably, probably, actually, I knew she was getting these.
They're nice.
They're nice.
She was like, should I take them back in exchange them for some nice, like, sweats?
Yes.
But I put those on this morning, and I was like, I kind of like them.
Are they comfy?
Yeah, they're tight.
They're tight, yeah.
Does it feel like second skin?
Kind of, yeah.
I don't ever put, wear things like that, though.
It's on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Boneson, you can vote.
But your pose is good.
Like you're pretty balanced in your yoga.
Here's in tree.
Here's my girlfriend now.
Hey, how do you think I look in those pants?
Terrible.
I mean, I told you that people are probably going to make fun of you.
But when we were in yoga, you were like, hey, I want to try some of those men's yoga pants.
Well, there was a guy in front of us that was dominating yoga, and he was wearing those pants.
And I was like, well, that would be cool.
Maybe it's the pants.
Remember that conversation I had on there?
Yeah.
And so they bought me some for my birthday, her and her parents.
and so there's a thing
and I put the picture up
what do you think?
Yes or no?
They look like
tight men yoga pants
but I told you
that people are probably going
to make fun of you
but I think they're great
and for yoga
there's so much easier
when you can wear pants
and you don't have to like
flip on your skin
Yeah because I wear shorts
and I'm all sweaty
Yeah so if you're trying to do crow and stuff
definitely helps
Yeah
If I'm in second skin
all good
Now I agree
Whenever I wear shorts to yoga
I'm like oh man I really wish
I had my pants on
So I guess I never thought about what it's like to be a guy.
Oh, it stinks.
Group vote.
Okay, we have five voters here including.
Lindsay, ready?
Amy.
I don't want to vote.
You have to vote.
Go ahead.
Yes or no.
Keep them or give them away.
Keep them away.
Keep them.
Give her gift.
Give.
Nice.
Okay, I'm going to say keep.
Lindsay?
I mean, I'm just, for the functional aspect, I'm going to say keep.
All right, two to one, keep.
Eddie?
Give them away.
Oh, no.
Far away.
Lunchbox?
Look, man, if you and you and,
Lindsay like him, I'm going to say, give him away.
Oh, no.
Those are terrible.
I'm asking my husband, who also does yoga with me sometimes.
Yeah, but what did he do girly that you admitted the other day?
She admitted something super girly that he did.
Oh, was it?
Oh, he passes out when he sees blood.
Oh, that's right.
Bring that back up.
Anytime he sees blood, he's like, boom.
So, you know what?
I don't know what if he's replying to this or whatever, but he said slap yourself.
I think he's just saying like
I don't know if he's saying that Bobby should do that
Slat myself
Lenzie thank you
Are you gonna be offended if I take them back
No no about I'll take them back for you
She's so sweet
What was her birthday gift to me?
She said
Your husband not she he
I think Amy
Go ahead
He said seriously
Have him going to the bathroom
Stare in the mirror
And so long
Waring the ties
It's on my Instagram.
I almost want to keep them now.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go.
Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones show.
Florida men catch a 15-foot-long, 144-pound python.
Oh.
Yeah.
Think about that snake.
Yeah, 15 feet long.
Think about that.
Oh, my goodness.
Think about your tallest human friend who's probably like 6'3, right?
Yeah.
That's a big dude.
Now, think about him laying on the ground.
Like, wow.
Now think about putting him on top of him.
Wow, it's still not as big as a snake.
Dang.
Boy, he's 144 pounds.
So, that's crazy.
And it's two dudes.
And they're like, well, we saw it.
He said, second got out of the car, looked over.
It's a big python.
It stretched all the way across where the trees meet the water.
And they jumped, they grabbed it by the tail, and they started.
And the snake tried to beeline to the trees.
And they, like, fighting it, like you're rod and real, like a fish.
Yeah.
And they got it.
Wow.
I hope they let it go or put it somewhere where it can live.
I don't hate snakes.
Lunchbox hate snakes.
Put in the grave.
No, no put in the grave.
Yep.
Lunchbox in 12 minutes or so, we'll start bowling.
You're going to leave right up to the segment.
I'm ready.
What's going to happen is he's going to go.
His goal is to bowl a 180.
He told us he could bowl a 180 no problem.
In his sleep.
To quote him, am I asleep?
Right.
And so if he does bowl a 180, I will give him,
and my wallet is either in here or in the office, $120.
Can't wait.
If he doesn't bowl a 180, he has to take this python and hold it for 60 seconds.
Yeah.
Pay the piper.
and if he drops the python
He has to wear it around his neck
For 24 hours
Man I can't wait
You got any audio of me bowling?
My chance you got any audio at me bowling?
I have one club of you bowling
That I think you stole from the internet
No
Is that?
It's just that there's no noise except for that
Right, man that's a strike
And it's not like him to just have silence
He would be like
Yeah
Alright
Coming up in the next 15 minutes
Lunchbox
From the bowling alley
Trying to bowl
A 1-8
as he's guaranteed America that he can.
If he can, he'll collect his money.
If he can't, he'll hold the deadly python of dude.
I mean, I'm just feeling good.
Hashtag LB Bowls.
I mean, everybody's on my side cheering for me.
Except for I saw someone predicted a 122.
I did.
Oh, I wouldn't get to name any names.
Yes, I'm predicting.
I wouldn't going to point fingers.
I do have people commenting about my yoga pants that are very tight.
On purpose.
They're tight on purpose.
My girlfriend got them for me.
And so here's Melissa.
Hi, Melissa.
Thank you for calling the show.
Yeah, I should keep them because you see running pants that are also tight that guys wear all the time, like just running around town.
So did you look at the picture on Instagram?
Yes.
Okay, Mr. Bobby Bowens.
I want you to see them before you say keep them.
You don't think I look totally ridiculous?
No, I mean, I think they, like I said, I think people wear very similar pants running around, like running around town on the sidewalk out in public.
Yeah, I'm like Peter Pan.
My black yoga pants.
So it looks like.
those people running, they put shorts over those pants, I would hope, because you're supposed to.
Sometimes.
What about the creepy age for dating?
Like, Dennis Quaid goes out and he's at Six Flags, and he's 63, and she's 30.
Mm-hmm.
Is that creepy or no?
63 and 30, around the room.
For celebrity stuff and just, no, I don't think it's that creepy.
Because they're just used to these older dudes dating and younger guys.
Shoot, my dad sort of did that.
that. Did he? Atta boy. So it's normal.
To me, I guess, because
for a long time, for like 20 years,
I had a stepmom that was like, same age
as my brother.
Oh, okay. Jerry.
Jerry.
I always feel like once you're about
28, let's just say 30s
to cut off, date whoever you want, whatever age.
If it's like a 19 year old with a 50
year old, that's crazy. Yes, I agree.
Even though it's legal, it's crazy.
Crazy. Once you're 30, you can do
whatever you want.
Yeah, whatever you want.
Now it's time to say goodbye.
Yeah.
To lunch and his bowling ball.
Oh, you want me to get out of here?
L-U-N.
End of the day.
C-H-B.
Be a good bowler.
O-X lunch, lunch, box bowl.
Oh, wow.
You just come up with that?
It's the Mickey Mouse theme song, but they used to go,
M-I-C, see you soon.
All right.
K-Y-Y, because I love you.
M-O-U-S-E.
Dang, Bones.
Nice box is up.
Now, you're getting in the car now.
Lunge box.
Lounge box.
Lounge box.
From the studio, what do you got to say?
Man, I just got to say, it's about to go down.
You got to be ready to be impressed.
Yeah.
Let me grab Crazy Antix.
That's my ball's name.
Wait, what?
His ball is named Crazy Anthix.
Yeah, my ball's named Crazy Antics.
Why?
It's like me because I'm kind of crazy and like my personality.
When did you get this ball?
Yesterday.
Oh, my goodness.
He's already.
named.
Okay, so
Lunchbugs has a goal
of 180.
He says he can bowl
180 drop of a hat
and he gets to the bowling.
If you're thinking about
10 minutes to get in the bowling alley?
In his sleep.
So go ahead.
Who's going to carry my ball?
When I'm going to tournaments
usually someone carries it for me.
Oh, is it your tournament bowl?
Yeah.
I'll carry it for you.
Shout out to Pinewood Social.
That's where we're going, right?
Yeah.
Shout to Pinewood Social
for allowing us to use
their bowling alley this morning.
I wish my coaches
could be there, but they got practice.
They have a job, yeah.
Yeah, they're going
for the national championship next
we represent them well
I'm going to
the faster you leave
faster we can start
I'm waiting I'm on
he's waiting on his
bowling crew
all right
lunchbox are seeing
a little bit buddy
alright
there he goes
there he's leaving
the room now
do you need to take
your oatmeal
bar
do you need fuel
see those keys
I'm taking
Max get out of here
buddy
when he comes
next time we hear from him
he'll be at the bowling alley
hey hit my music
hit my
hit my bowling noise
it's that
there you go
and he's gone
it's like his hype
okay
sound
they're going to the car
it's to the
it's to the bowling alley
Seriously, what do you think he's going to bowl?
122.
He's out of the room, say.
Hashtag Elby Bowls.
Send him encouragement, make your prediction.
I round a 120, 1.30, so I think he's going to bowl.
All right, it's just Amy and I in the studio.
Everybody else is on the way to the bowling alley for hashtag LB Bowls.
Over with Skinny, though, now.
Let's go.
Bobby Bonesh.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
So, did you see Taylor Swift has returned to her roots and is recording
in Nashville. I did not. Yeah. I guess she was spotted driving around town. A friend said she's in
Tennessee to, quote, get away from the paparazzi. Well, they're going to come here too. They're here
too. Well, I know. I guess wherever she is, there's less of it here. And, you know, we talked a few
weeks ago about how Ed Shearin accidentally revealed that Taylor scheduled a year-end album
release, so we may have new music from her towards the end of the year. That wasn't an accident.
I know. I did finger quotes. But the listeners can't see that. Everything's so orchestrated in that
camp. What else you got? So what about
Dustin Lynch and
you know, Kelly Osborne?
I think they're messing with us. Why are they
doing that? Because I think
they were friendly and they became friends
because they got together at one point and everybody made a thing
about it. So I think they happened to be together because he was
in L.A. So to set people, they posted
a picture with like the hashtag
one year and they had like a little dessert
with a candle on it and it's Justin and Kelly
and I guess it's probably been one year
since the rumors started about them
or something.
And also he was in L.A. for Jimmy Kim alive, so she lives there.
So, yeah, it's just them. I think they're just trolling people.
So they're not really dating.
I don't, no.
I sat with Dustin at the ACMs.
Yeah.
Was she next to you?
No, she wasn't there.
And if they were being...
Well, bam, there we go.
We have inside sources.
You didn't see them together.
Well, in the United of America, and they were all setting up, and they were on fifth row.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30-second skinny.
All right.
Eddie is the one that's leading the charge over here with Lunchbox.
Eddie, you there, buddy?
Yeah.
Oh, there's lunchbox, actually.
Oh, yeah, it's a bowler.
You want to talk to the king bin or you want to talk to his ball handler?
Okay.
That's what Eddie's known as?
He handles your balls?
Yeah.
So you're going to the bowling alley.
Yep.
You were how far out?
I need to know.
We're a few minutes out.
I don't know.
I may have to add Morgan to the bad driver club.
Why?
What happened?
I mean, she's just, oh, herky, jerky, and just not very, I mean, like, slam on the brakes.
Oh, go, slam on the brakes.
and she's not a very good driver.
All right, we'll check in with you in a few minutes, okay?
All right.
All right, lunchbox is there.
He's going to bowl.
As soon as he gets to the bowling alley, he's got to hit a 180.
Listen to this story.
This family goes into this restaurant, and they go, and the guy's a heart attack.
And so the people that work there, save him.
So they give him CPR, they call the ambulance, the whole thing.
Then afterward, a member of the guy's family goes to one of his review sites, TripAdvisor, and complained.
because the food was terrible.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
They saved his life and they still went back and complained about the food.
Why in the world would they do that?
Just let it go.
They complained because breakfast was not included in a $60 fee.
Because I gave him the heart attack.
Breakfast is included.
I mean, they saved your relatives life.
Right.
What's wrong with people?
What's wrong with people?
All right.
Here's lunchbox.
Hey, dude.
Are you there?
What up?
You at the bowl?
Bowling alley? Oh man my shoes are on. I just got my shoes on. They're tied. My jacket, my warm-up
jacket's coming off. Have you taken any warm-up throws yet? No, would you like to hear my first one
live? I would like to hear your first one live. So right now, if you're just turning your radio on,
today lunchbox will attempt to bowl a 180. He said he could bowl it in his sleep. Now, if he
bowls a 180, I will pay him. If he doesn't, he will hold a python for 60 seconds, and he is
deathly afraid of snakes. Now, yesterday also lunchbox was out practicing, and Eddie was with
him. He said one game, Lunchbox, bowled
less than 100.
But a later game, he bowled over a
170. Yeah. So there's hope.
So there is hope. All right, lunchbox,
are you ready? Yeah, yeah, I'm going to hand the phone
to someone because I can't bowl and hold the phone
at the same time. It gets kind of difficult.
Nah, for you. I thought it'd be no problem.
Here we go. Hold on.
All right, here we go. All right, here we go.
Okay, are we starting? Do you want me to start the Facebook
live? No, no. You can start the Facebook
live if you want, but it's just a practice
story. We want to see how he does warming up.
Okay, let's see.
Oh, man.
There it goes.
Oh.
Big pins.
Eight, eight.
He got eight pins.
Okay.
So here's what he has.
That sounded good.
He's going to have about, you know, six, seven minutes to warm up.
So have him warm up.
Okay, you have six to seven minutes to warm up.
And we'll go live on FaceTime Live right now, too, so on our Facebook page.
I'm going live on Facebook right now.
And they made him his own ball with his own name on it.
Wow.
Who did?
Pine with Social.
I picked up this fair.
What up?
Oh, no.
I hear Lunchbox's wife laughing.
Is she there?
No, that's me laughing.
Oh, it was?
Oh, y'all do so to sound like.
His wife is nowhere to be found, actually.
I thought she was coming, lunchbox.
There's a no show.
Lunchbox was your wife?
I know I'm bowling.
All right, let's hear one more warm up.
Okay, he's going.
Wow.
All right.
We're counting those.
No, we're not counting those.
Put them back on for a second.
Wow.
Yo, I'm already at 20 pins in the first frame.
Okay, wait.
You haven't started yet.
We don't start.
We mark those down.
No, we don't.
Now, do you feel good?
You're going to take some warm-ups?
You want to hold off and just get started.
I keep warming up, whatever.
I'm ready when you're ready.
I don't care.
I am on fire.
All right, we'll come back.
Don't start.
On FaceTime Live, though, you can watch Lunchbox.
Go to bobbybones.com and click our Facebook page.
You feel like you got it today?
I mean, did you not hear that?
It went, gee, just like I sent you that clip.
Yeah, it's true.
It did.
Okay.
Back in a minute.
Let's box.
You keep warming up, okay?
All right.
All right.
The hashtag is LB. Bowles, and you can watch it on our Facebook page.
Live, you can watch them warm up, and then we'll go and actually get the game started in just a few minutes.
All right, cool.
So there's that.
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The Bobby Ball Show.
We are four minutes away from the actual bowling starting.
Lunchbox is on the phone right now. Are you there?
Oh, man, I'm here. I'm going to tell you what.
I've bowled about six frames and I only did not mark in one of them.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
Okay, well, let me, I'm going to explain.
I'm a bowling official.
So I know those terms.
A mark means you get a strike.
or a spare. Okay.
And so in five out of six, I got marks. And so, I mean, it's going great.
You know, I'm rolling. I'm rolling. I'm rolling. So we're ready to go.
On our Facebook page, Lunchbox is live. The video's up. Right now, I'm watching him on the phone.
We've got a few thousand people watching. His goal is a 180. Yeah. If he hits it, I have to pay him a bunch of money out of my own pocket.
Yep. If he doesn't, he has to hold a deadly python for 60 seconds. And he's freaked out of python.
Yeah.
So I think in about three minutes we'll be ready to go.
Now, do you want to take some more throws?
Or you want to take one more throw for us to hear?
No, no, we're good.
We're good.
I'm finally watching on Facebook now.
I want to see you throw one.
Are you hurting?
Oh, you want to see me see one?
You're actually watching on Facebook?
I'll throw one for you then.
All right.
All right, here we go.
I'll get the phone to Morgan.
Okay, the phone's being passed over.
That's one for you.
All right, buddy.
Lunchbox to the ball?
Throwing it?
I heard some groans.
Oh, what, nine pins?
That's pretty impressive.
Wow, that is.
Oh, look it is.
I'm on delay a little bit on Facebook.
Oh, dude, you hit that headpin like crazy.
Only left that far right one?
That's pretty good.
Okay, you want to watch me hit that far right one?
Go ahead.
All right.
And then it all gets real next.
Lunchbox is bowling right now for his life.
Did he get it?
Did you get it?
No, he missed that one.
Okay, because I'm on delay like 30 seconds on Facebook Live.
So there he goes.
I see it, and he missed it.
Okay.
lunchbox on one minute and 42 seconds
we'll be doing this.
Now, I just don't want you to think about that snake, okay?
The python.
I just don't want you, like, focus on that python
wrapping around your hand, like squeezing you.
Yeah.
Let me tell you, when you're a superior athlete,
you mentally focus on the task at hand.
You don't worry about outside influences.
Okay, I'm happy to hear that.
I hope people go to bobbybones.com,
and you can watch this as you listen to it on the radio.
Right now, we're getting close to 5,000 people watching,
and lunchbox will be bowling for that 180,
this morning and I'm paying him out of my own pocket.
And you can hashtag Elby Bowles too.
So, Amy, what's your prediction?
Man, I'm going to give Lunchbox.
I feel like he's going to get close, like 160.
Hey, is Eddie around there?
That hurts, though.
Eddie, you're watching this.
Do you think he hits it or no?
Now that I've seen the warm up, he's definitely going to do it.
I know it.
I feel it in my heart.
You think he's going to hit 180, huh?
I think he's going to go over 180.
Okay, lunchbox.
We're going to start like 45 seconds, so go ahead and get ready
because soon as we go back to like when all our affiliates join us,
we're going to start.
So we don't need a lot of like,
right, right, right, right, okay?
I have no idea what you're saying.
He's in the zone.
Oh, you're in the zone.
He's in the zone.
He's in the zone right now.
Ray, I'm excited.
Does he do it or no, Ray?
No.
He's been nailing him, dude.
I mean, Eddie's there.
Eddie's witnessing it.
He's like, he's going to do it.
It's really hard to get that number, really hard.
I have no idea.
And he's over there messing around
and he's got too much entertaining to do.
Okay.
He's injured.
Lunchbox is like 15 seconds.
Get your ball ready, okay, buddy?
All right.
All right.
We're going to the bowling alley right now where lunchbox is standing by.
Lunchbox, how do you feel right this second?
You're about to start.
Oh, yeah.
They handed me the phone like you want to follow.
Okay.
We're ready for you.
Lunchbox?
Yeah.
Okay, so what's going to happen is lunchbox has 10?
What do they call them frames?
Yes, they call it frames.
Have you ever been bowling?
Yeah, but no other thing about bowling.
He says he can hit 180, no problem.
He hasn't bowled it.
years. If he does hit 180, I pay him a bunch of money. If he doesn't, he has to hold a deadly
python in his hand for 60 seconds. It's up on face, our Facebook page. So go to Bobbybones.com.
You can watch it. There are about 6,000 people watching this right now? Lunchbox, are you ready?
With throat number one. Are you warm? Yeah, I'm warm. I've been doing really well in the warm month.
Let's both make a statement real quick. You have 10 seconds to make your statement. Go ahead.
I just want a shout out to the Anderson High Bulling Club 5 to 99. We created the bowling club. We
started this monster and he's here to prove how good we are.
All right.
Now I'd like to say something, Lunchbox.
You know how scared you are of snakes?
He said, do you know how scared you?
Yeah, I know how scared I am.
I want you as soon as that ball is coming forward for you to think about a snake
wrapped around your arm every time.
Right as that ball is crossing your hip, there's a snake on your arm, okay?
Knock down all the pins.
All right, there's a snake on your arm.
All right, here we go.
Throwing number one, lunchbox.
Are you ready?
Yep, get my ball off at night.
He's bowling number one right now.
There goes.
How many did he get?
How many did he get?
Two.
Two?
You only got two!
You only got two!
He got three.
He got three.
He got three. He got three.
Lunchbox, think of that snake wrapped around your arm, brother.
I mean, I don't know if that's helping.
No, I want them to.
Think about that snake around your wrist, like right as you're going forward that snake.
All right, lunchbox, ready?
Ready, lunchbox?
He's concentrating right now.
He's like not even talking.
Okay, go ahead.
He's about to bowl his second.
Looks good.
Right down the middle.
Oh.
He didn't get the spare.
All right, what do you get there on the old scorecard?
He has, he got five.
Five total pins, dude, that's terrible.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Seven total, he got five this last roll.
Oh, so five plus two is seven.
Okay, so you have a seven.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ready for pin number two, lunchbox?
Hey, not good.
He's getting nervous, I think.
Yeah, there's a snake involved.
That's why he's, you know what pressure players do?
They perform into pressure.
You know, lunchbox does he chokes.
Chok a cola?
Number three.
He looks nervous.
Oh, six.
He got six.
He looks nervous on Facebook.
You can watch him.
He's nervous.
He's not a primetime player.
Come on, lunchbox.
Hey, tell him, I said he's not a primetime player.
I see it in his eyes on Facebook.
He says he sees it in your eyes that you're nervous.
There's 8,000 people watching on Facebook right now.
Go ahead.
All right, here we go.
Number four.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
So how many of the second frame?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
How many total in the second frame?
He got none that time.
But how many total?
There's like, three.
Six.
He only got six in that one.
Yeah, six or zero.
13 right now.
So he's got seven in the first frame, six in the second.
Let's talk on these terms here.
Okay, good.
Now, on to the third frame, launch box.
Is it a strike?
Oh, a split.
It's a split.
It's a split.
Oh, shit.
Two on each side.
He got, okay.
We got two on each side, so he hit six.
Okay, and this is inside the third frame.
Second part of third frame.
Go ahead.
Do you start over?
No.
I'm doing it $100 of charity, but you start over.
No, you're, no.
What?
No, no, let's do that.
You're bowling, brother.
No, no, no, no.
Keep bowling.
No, no.
No, let's start over.
No, you're not starting over.
He's freaking out.
You're freaking out.
You can keep, dude, man or mouse.
I can't get there.
So we got to start over $100 a charity.
No.
Bowled a whole.
game. He already knows he can't get there.
No. Bo the whole game.
I can't get there.
Okay, but it's matter.
We have to see what you bowl because we've all predicted scores.
I know, but we'll start over and we'll do that prediction.
No.
My grandma used to be able to get the split and get a spare.
Get the split, Luxbox.
She can make the ball and the pin?
No, stop asking us start over.
We're not starting over.
Yeah, he's freaking out.
He's freaking out.
His face is freaking out.
Lunchbox, go ahead.
Oh my goodness.
Bowl again.
No, lunchbox, you got it.
You got it.
He's nervous, you guys.
But he's got it.
Bobby.
Go ahead.
All right, he's going
He might cry
He got two of the split, so
It's over, I can't do it
Through three frames
What do you have? A seven to six
And what else?
And an eight
All right, frame number four
All right, we're starting over
No, we're not starting over
We're doing all ten, we're seeing what your score is
Should we call the Zoom?
You can't talk all this garbage
And then not finish the game
He's at 21 right now
Okay, go ahead. Frame number four.
He's back in it, boys.
All right.
Come on, Lundrax.
You got this, buddy.
This can be like a rudy story.
Greatest comeback ever.
Lunchbox is bowling.
He's on the fifth frame now.
Wow.
He's about to bowl.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Oh, no.
Did he hit a gutter?
He hit a gutter.
He hit a gutter.
No, that's not good.
All right.
Tell him that's not good.
Tell him we said that.
It's not very good.
Are you guys still watching on Facebook?
Yes.
They're like 10,000.
It's like overflutter Facebook.
That's like 11,000 I was.
All right, go ahead.
Okay, lunch.
Oh, no.
He's saying it's over.
He's giving up.
Tell him not to be a quitter, though.
Yeah, nobody quits.
Don't quit, lunch, fuck.
Go ahead.
Oh, he got seven.
Okay, go.
So he's through five.
Does he want to take a break for a bit?
Do you want to take a break?
I'll start over.
We're not starting over.
That is not an option.
There will be no starting over.
There's no starting over
But he keeps saying it's over
Okay, cool
He can take a break right now
We'll come back in a second
Wait, he's gonna
Yeah, he's gonna take a break
Okay
We'll come right back
Grab a beer
Grab a beer
He looks defeated, you guys
That's okay
Real Man finishes up
Oh
Lunchbox is at the bowling alley
Not feeling very good about himself
Are you guys there?
Yeah, we're here
Okay, so he's bowled five frames
Right
How many frames?
Five, yes.
All right, go ahead and have him to throw another one.
Let's do what happens here.
Okay.
Lunchbox, are you ready?
Yep.
He's ready.
All right, here we go.
So this is frame six.
All right, there we go.
There's a big old X on the scorecard.
All right, load him up for the next one.
Now, if you're just listening.
Maybe he's back.
Lunchbox is trying to bowl a 180 to win the bet.
All right.
You can watch it on Facebook.
Just go to Bobbybones.com.
There's the throw.
Oh, here we go.
It's down the middle.
A nice.
Another strike.
All right.
He's got these seven frames in.
The ball's coming back to him.
Give me a little play-by-play there.
Okay, he's grabbing his ball right now.
All right, there you go.
He's about to roll his eighth frame.
All right.
He's ready.
He's going.
Oh my gosh, it's going down the middle again.
Nine, nine pins.
Nine pins.
One left right in the middle.
One left.
Do we know a score right now or no?
Does that not matter?
No.
No, we don't know.
Okay, we don't know.
Okay, all right.
Lunchbox is trying to bowl a 180.
If he does, and he has to hold a deadly python for 60 seconds.
He's about to try and hit this spare.
One pin right in the middle.
Oh, it's going.
He got it.
He got it.
All right.
So we have a seven, a six, a eight, a strike, a seven, a strike, a strike, a spare.
Okay, he's still in this thing.
He's got two more throws.
Okay.
I think the total is 94 right now.
That a boy.
Why are you guys laughing?
He's about to hit his next one.
Go ahead.
His ninth friend.
Yeah.
All right, he's going.
Oh, no.
Six.
Okay.
Hey, hey, good effort there, buddy.
Ask him how that snake's feeling.
How does that snake feel?
He's not happy about that phone.
I don't like that.
Okay.
This is the next to last.
He's trying to get this spare.
Yeah.
There's four pins.
All right, he's going.
I think he's got it
He got the spare
Wow, okay
So this is his last frame
So he can go three strikes here in a row
Yep
All right
Let's see what he does
This is a last one
He's grabbing his
What is it crazy antics ball?
That's what he named his ball
Crazy Antic
It looks serious
He's about to take it
Let's go on Spock
Oh oh oh
Nine
He's yelling at the ball
Okay
Let's see what he can do here
You've got to pick this up
In order to have another throw
Come on, bud.
Any more.
Are he ready cheering him on?
Yeah, we're cheering him on over here.
He's trying to hit him.
He's got one pin right into the very, very, very, very right.
Lunchbox is trying to bowl a 180.
He's on his 10th frame here.
Got to talk to the ball.
He's going.
Go right.
Oh, no, he got a gutter.
Oh, he got a gutter.
It's over.
It's over.
What's the score?
Who's got the score to tally?
What's a total score?
We're looking.
138.
138.
Wow.
He looks really upset.
Put lunchbox on the phone.
Here we go.
Rematch.
No, that's it.
Game 7's over.
Like, championships lost.
Let's go.
Rematch right now.
Like Gonzaga didn't get to play North Carolina again.
It wasn't like, here we go.
Rematch.
Yeah, it's true.
Lunchbox, what are you thinking right now?
I'm ready for that rematch.
I'm ready.
There's no rematch, buddy.
You didn't get it.
So now what are you really thinking?
Bobby, don't do that?
It's the sound of a snake.
I know.
All right, lunchbox, come on back, bud.
Man, I'm ready for that rematch
anytime.
He's delusional, I think.
I'll go double or nothing.
Lunchbox has gone crazy.
I'll go a minute and 20 or two minutes with a snake.
I don't care about any of that.
You lost.
You lost.
Now he wants to up his time with a snake
in order to bowl it.
He lost.
I mean...
The music has started, bud.
Come on back.
You don't want to talk to me?
No.
Come on back.
We'll talk in the studio.
All right.
Oh, he just hung up.
Lunchbox is on the way back to the studio.
Deflated.
He didn't bowl the 180.
I get why he's sad.
He wanted to start over.
But the bet was one game.
It was his bet.
He didn't hit it in one game.
He got to warm up 20, 30 minutes.
He just didn't hit it.
So we'll talk to him as soon as he gets back.
to the studio, which it would be in the next few minutes.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm, like, cringing at the thought of him having to hold a python.
But that was his bet.
I know.
His rules, his bet, his mouth, all of it.
So we'll see.
I posted a picture of the scorecard on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.
I'm being told lunchbox, we'll be back in time for tell me something good.
Perfect.
I'm driving back right now.
He's probably not going to be all.
Yeah, tell me something good.
Okay.
Life's good.
Okay.
Life's good.
for us.
He made the bet.
He said every single thing
that led up to that.
He's one that times
a good bowler.
He said he could bowl a 180,
no problem.
Then he wanted to make the bet.
Okay, life is good.
We're in the studio now,
and Lunchbox says,
he's back,
not happy.
For those that don't know,
Lunchbox, I guess last week,
told us he was a member
of the bowling club in high school.
Yeah.
And then he bowled to $250.
And then at the drop of a hat,
he could ball a 180.
No problem.
And I said, okay.
let's do it then.
And so, offered him some money,
versus him holding a snake, which is his biggest fear.
And he's like, no problem.
He even went out yesterday and was like, I got crushed it.
So he goes today and he bowls, and he bowls 1.30.8 and so, right?
Yeah.
He's sad.
You're upset.
You're upset.
Yep.
So what are your thoughts right now?
I let my family down.
I let the president of the bowling club, Forest Island.
He's the one that was the president of the bowling club at Anderson High School.
I let him down.
Yeah.
I let my grandparents down that were in a bowling league.
I let down my coaches over at Vanderbilt University.
I let them down.
I let a lot of people down today.
I let myself down.
I let everybody that was cheering for me down.
And, I mean, there's no excuses except for that, I mean, my thumb was injured.
Oh, wow.
But you heard of yourself bowling.
Yes, but no excuses, like I said.
But, I mean, I did rip the skin off my thumb yesterday.
Bowling.
Yes.
And, I mean, if we would have just started straight out, I think I had it.
I was on fire.
How did we started straight out and you missed?
You'd have been like, I got no warm-up time.
But that didn't happen.
See, I warmed up and I was hitting strikes, spare, strike, strike, strike, spare.
And maybe the oil wasn't to my liking.
I don't know.
But no excuses.
Here's what we have to do, okay?
Listen.
What?
We got to take a break and do tell me something good, like a beat in our hearts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then we can talk more about this?
because maybe there's option B.
I've been thinking about my head.
Oh!
Option B?
That would make my life so much better.
Why are you miserable right now?
I'm pretty miserable.
I'm pretty mad at myself.
And I mean, no excuses, but there's a lot of talking in the background.
I mean, everybody, you know...
It's not special about it.
You knew that was going to happen.
And every radio bit ever, someone has to describe what's happening.
And I had to describe what was going on.
I had to talk to you when I was supposed to be focused.
That's every bit you ever.
I understand that.
I'm not making excuses.
That's what I'm saying.
Lisa and Austin.
morning?
Good morning.
Thank you for calling.
What would you like to say?
Lunchbox needs a man up.
He's always talking about being a man and he's such a great man and always bragging on himself, man up.
No option B.
I was thinking about giving him a second chance.
So what, you're saying no?
I say no.
Okay.
Thank you for calling.
Here's what happened.
Last week, Lunchbox says he's a great bowler.
He was in the bowling club.
He could bowl a $2.50.
He could bowl the $1.80, drop of a hat.
Like, just throw him out there.
He'd do it.
So this morning he goes out and he bowls.
He was in 130 something.
And it was miserable.
He wants to quit three frames in.
He starts going, start over.
That's not how life works.
You don't just get to start over, but he continued on.
And I believe his final score is 138.
Yeah, I got pretty hot towards the end, but the beginning was bad.
My warm-ups were amazing.
But here's the thing about warm-ups in game.
I was hot.
Like, once the real pressure sets in, the game's different.
Like, once that snake, which is launched to be lost, that snake starts to be a reality.
Oh, my goodness.
When that first frame, the snake's a part of it.
it, you react different when pressure was on.
True.
Hold on.
So I'm at the throat.
Oh.
Were you choking?
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
But.
Man, okay.
I see where you're going with that.
I got you.
But it's not true.
I mean, like I said.
If you react different when pressure is on than when you don't, that's called choking.
Yeah.
And the pressure was on.
And he reacted differently because he was nailing him before the snake time.
No, no.
When time hit, he wasn't very good.
But I'd like to offer you a second avenue.
Avenue B?
I love Avenue B. Let's check out Avenue B.
I thought in your world, Bobby, plan B is plan A.
It is.
No plan B.
I know, but he's just going to be solely and sad and be like,
I mean, come on.
Like, he did, he set up the bed, he made the bed.
Everything about this was him.
Right.
Everything.
Before you speak, if it was any one of us, he would be like, no way.
You can't give him a different option.
I do realize that.
But when you're the MVP, you get exceptions to the rule.
And I like this.
Okay, so here's all I do.
Yeah.
I'll give you a second shot.
And what?
But you come in tomorrow, you give us the terms,
and if we accept them, you do it.
It's a one-shot thing.
So tomorrow you come in and say,
I want another chance, and if I lose, this is what happens,
and if I win, this is what happens.
And if we accept those terms, then you can do it.
That's all up to you.
You only get one shot.
There's no negotiation.
So it's bowling again, though?
It's bowling again.
Okay.
You don't bowl tomorrow.
I can re-bowl?
I'm letting your hand heal.
I'm saying if you come in tomorrow and propose a new bet that we find is, because you're already down.
Like, you have to hold the snake for 60 seconds.
Like, it's got to be heavy.
Like if you lose, it's got to be tremendously heavy.
So, because we already have, we've already won the bet.
Like a heavy snake?
No, but it's, so you get to make the terms.
And if we accept them, you get to bowl.
And if not, you just take snake.
Okay.
Take snake Roberts.
That'd be your name.
you're saying is, tomorrow morning.
I have to come up with a
different punishment. Yep,
if you don't hit 180.
Yeah. So it's still 180. It's still 180.
Okay. I mean, you were
getting nervous. No, is it? No, I knew
once it really started, you would choke.
No. Dang. I did. I did. I told them.
I said, he can bowl all he wants because
he's out, there's no pressure. Oh, my goodness.
Once the game is on, the clock starts, it's a whole different ballgame.
No, see, it wasn't even the pressure that got me.
What was it? No, no. The oil?
Well, the oil, you know what I mean?
His skin. And I forgot to clean the ball.
Like, I was supposed to be cleaning it in between each frame.
And here's the thing.
Like, once I had a bad frame, I knew I was in trouble.
Yeah, it's all mental.
You don't have it.
You don't have mental trouble.
But it was a matter of inches.
If I'm a couple inches to the right, it's always a matter of inches.
It strikes, but, man.
Every girlfriend I had to have an issue.
Yeah.
It was bad.
But that's it.
It wasn't a choke job.
It was just.
Tomorrow.
Injuries and lighting.
Oh, the lighting was awesome.
But no excuses.
No excuses.
I mean, the sun was coming in that window on the right,
and it was kind of shining on the lane.
I couldn't see the arrows as well as I'd like to.
But, I mean, no excuses.
If you don't submit something amazing for a loss,
we're going to say no, and you just have to hold the snake.
I understand that.
Okay.
I'm just making sure you know.
So you lost today, but you do have a small lifeline.
You've got to come up with something amazing.
Yeah.
Okay.
Any ideas?
No, that's all you, dude.
Tomorrow morning we'll do it at like 820, 720 Eastern.
Wait, no, no.
820, 720 Central.
I hate time zones.
I know.
Stuff.
820, 720 Central, you give us that submission.
Okay, lunchbox?
All right.
You have a whole day?
Think about it.
As of right now, you will be holding the snake.
Okay, what if, is this like, let me give you an example.
Go ahead.
Like, I'll pet the snake.
You're already doing that.
No, no.
It better be something where we're like, wow.
You better blow us away.
Yeah, it has to be worse than this snake.
You better blow us away because we can't.
Who is the jury?
Just you?
Is it a dictatorship?
Yeah, it could be if I wanted to do.
Yeah.
Well, let's see.
He just come in with the terms, right, buddy?
Tomorrow.
All right.
All right.
The Bobby Bones show.
It's better be good.
Check this game out.
So Disney put out metal versions of their bigger songs for movies.
Oh.
That's cool.
And some of them you're going to get.
Okay.
Just because the lyrics, but they're still cool.
So write your answer down.
I give you a few seconds of each, okay?
All right, here we go.
Name the Disney movie.
Amy?
Aladdin?
Lunchbox?
That's easy.
That's Aladdin.
Eddie?
That's Aladdin.
All right.
Here we go.
Number two.
All right.
I'm in for the win.
Amy?
Beauty and the Beast.
Lunchbox?
That's for sure Lion King.
Eddie?
It's Beauty and the Beast.
That's what they're saying.
Yeah, it's metal, dude.
It's hardcore.
Here we go.
Launchbox.
Oh, that's a little mermaid.
Eddie?
A little mermaid.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see this one.
Okay.
I'm in.
Amy?
Lion King?
Yeah.
Lunchbox.
Cinderella.
Eddie?
Lion King.
Yeah.
Hey, tonight at my house on the Bobbycast, Matt Overton is going to come by.
Oh, that's cool.
That's cool.
He's here right now, but he's going to come by.
The last one that's up.
We did one last night.
We ended up pulling it for legal reasons.
Long story.
Be told a later about Bobbycast.
But the one that's like getting tons of downloads is the one we did with all of us.
Oh, yeah.
And the issue of who makes the most money on the show came up.
And so people would download that like crazy.
So, and you can subscribe.
Go to iTunes and search Bob.
I mean, there's some good stuff on that one.
I mean, there's some stuff that I'm still not sure it's true, but...
Like?
Like what?
Like, someone said they put the podcast up before the show, and I'm like, that's impossible.
Okay, well, go to the Bobby...
Go to iTunes and search Bobbycast and hit subscribe, okay, all right.
Bobby boss.
A little controversy on the show.
Mike D is our phone screener.
Oh.
Oh, you fired up or what?
I'm ready.
Mike D is our phone screener, and so Mike D is our phone screener, and so Mike D is our phone screener, and so
Mike D went to Vegas with me for the ACMs.
Yep.
And so all our money gets pulled together.
We put it on roulette.
All our money combined was $700.
We put it on a roulette, it hits red, double it up, $1,400.
Boom.
Just like that.
Get in pay.
Show me the money.
Hey, could have been shown more money, but these guys...
Let me tell you, I want to stick out from Mike D first of all before he tells you what happened.
Okay.
And say he's never gambled before.
Wait, what happened?
What is happening right now?
Did he lose our money?
No, he didn't lose your money, I promise you.
I'll be really upset right now, no, no, no, no.
I promise you.
Bobby, you're about to have to spot him some G's.
No, no.
He did not lose your money, I promise you.
Wait a minute, relax.
I just want to say he's never even been at a casino before.
He didn't.
Okay, go on.
That's all I'm going to say.
Oh, I know.
Because I gave him, because when we were done, I gave Mike the...
Oh, my gosh.
He didn't cash out.
He didn't cash out.
Mike D is our phone screener. Mike D, go ahead.
I did lose the money.
He did not lose the money.
But I have two chips.
You are so gone.
You are an idiot.
Mike D.
Like, I mean, I don't know how to work.
But Mike D.
Mike D. When have you ever gone into the store and paid with a casino chip?
Right.
When?
I've only seen a casino in movies.
I don't know.
Let me tell you what happened.
You are soon.
They cash out chips and movies.
He did.
This is what happened.
That's so cute.
Yes, you can yell at him.
No.
So cute.
This is what happened.
Everybody take a breather.
Bobby has the talking stick.
We sit at the table and I take my money
and you guys didn't want to go double.
I took mine and went double and hit again.
I made a bunch of money.
I went and cashed my chips in.
I gave Mike you guys' money and two chips.
You cashed your chips in.
But differently.
Guys, I turned a couple hundred bucks into a lot of $100
because I kept doubling it.
You guys backed out of it.
No, not you guys.
As a group, you guys thought it back out.
We did. We did. And we're fine with it.
Where's our money?
Well, I gave Mike do the chips.
They don't lose these.
and he brought the chips back.
He does not have your cash.
He did not know the difference.
He asked me yesterday
what he's supposed to do with these chips.
So who's going to Vegas next?
No, no, no.
Somebody better be going to Vegas.
It's easy.
You're going to overnight them to our Vegas station.
They're going to cash it.
No, no, no, no.
That's a good idea.
We're not sending it to Vegas.
Mike D. Gillip play now.
We're not sending that money in the mail.
I'm not trusting that money in the mail.
I want, Mike D.
This is amazing.
What is wrong with you, Mike D.
He did not know.
He's never been in a casino
know before and it was my
if anything it's my fault because I say here are the two chips
well yeah okay
I was like okay I won't lose the chips I was like okay
I won't lose here the two chips we got to get the money
and take it back to them I think he just thought
he thought he went to the local grocery store and was like
put it in the coin machine and it's like
you just think you go to Bank of America and they give
you change I mean oh yeah here we can cash that in
I mean I don't know that he didn't think that
Mike what was your thought
I just didn't think I just didn't want to lose the chips
Okay, but really, how did you think we were going to get a
Like, it's like talking to my nine-year-old.
I'm just saying, like, who doesn't think that they have a chip in their pocket and it's got to turn into money?
But we're trying to ask him what his plan was.
Yes, Mike, go ahead.
Yeah.
In your head.
I don't know.
Give you out of a chip.
Okay.
Okay.
So, Mike, okay, there are four of us that you owe money.
Were you going to cut those chips in fours?
I mean, what were you going to do?
This is how we're going to do it.
Mike D is going to spot us the money because we are owed that money.
And then you've got to figure out.
how to deal with the chips. That's not how it's going to have to work.
Why not?
He did nothing wrong.
Can I explain something?
I was depending on this money.
I owe lunchbox $40.
Never depend on money you gamble with.
This is my business.
This is my business.
Like, I owe lunchbox 40 bucks from the NCAA bracket.
That money was supposed to pay him.
How do you guys want to it?
Mike D does not have $1,000 to get him.
He's got to find it.
Dude, from what I've seen in the movies with bookies, like this stuff's real.
You get your legs broken.
You're going to, like, put him in the...
You're saying, hold on.
Are you saying you're going to hurt Mike D.
I didn't say that.
I just said in the movies, that's what they do.
You just insinuated that you're going to hurt Mike Dior phone later.
You're going to break his legs.
No, no, no.
In the movies, that's what they do.
He said, that's what they do with bookies.
What do you advise he do?
I want a real answer here, Eddie.
He has to give us the money and then he figures out what to do with his chips.
Okay, lunchbox.
Dude, I think you got to get on a plane to Vegas and give me my money.
Ray?
I mean, maybe me and Bay are going to Vegas in the next.
month. There we go. Month! There we go. Mike D.
Do I have a say?
Yeah. Amy's going to give him a hug and say, oh, it's okay, Mike.
Mike, Amy. Well, I mean, I won money too. You're not acting like I'm part of this.
But you won the least, because they even had to spot you some money to get in this.
So that's why I was asking these guys. And they're like money hungry, crazy.
Not money hungry crazy. Money hungry needy.
They gamble like crazy.
And Amy, you just sit up in the fun of it and to be a part of the group. And so this to you is not that big of a deal.
Yeah.
That's why I was just letting them kind of fight it out.
Why, what would you suggest?
Well, I just, I mean, I know that we're all going to be in Vegas in September probably for IHart.
September?
September.
That's a long way away.
That's like six months.
That's true.
That's a great idea.
No, it's not bones.
It's not a great idea.
Okay, right now the highest option on the table is Ray's going to Vegas in the next month.
Mike, Mike, D.
What do you think we should do?
I mean, if Ray's going to go into Vegas, you can take it with them.
I'm going to charge Mike D.
Interest.
That's a great idea.
He did nothing wrong.
Yes, again.
Negligence, it's not our problem.
Neglige.
Charge me interest.
Okay, charge you interested.
$100 a month.
And see how much you get.
Like, put me on your book is on you and see how much you get.
What about it, 50% interest?
You've seen the movies.
Yeah, I've seen the movies.
I'll break both of your legs.
Oh, see, you're threatening me now.
I am in shock that he is this incompetent.
Stop it.
He really didn't know anybody's
I understand
I could tell he didn't know any better by his
filming of the whole event
He didn't know about the casino or anything
Like he'd never been in a casino
I get it
But when Bobby goes to cash out
You didn't think oh I should put my chins out differently
I had to go work
I think we should send him
To Vegas
Yeah it costs more for the day
That ain't my fault
That ain't my problem
It ain't my fault
It ain't my fault
It's Mike's ball
Bring the mic for the chips
I'm paying the chips for the mic.
Ain't getting money today and getting money tonight.
Everybody just relax and take breath.
Okay.
You say you've got your money.
Yeah.
Dude, you're sitting good with that money and your wife.
If I would have kept gambling you guys all at the same time as mine, I would have cashed it all out together.
Just so you know.
Okay, but that didn't happen.
Because you guys backed out.
Okay.
We didn't back out.
You know why you backed out.
You know why you backed out because you're a vina sausages.
I don't get it.
What is that mean?
Weenies.
You're a tiny one.
It's your money, too.
I wasn't a weenie, though.
No.
All right, Mike D.
I feel like Ray and his Trump bett right now.
Ray said that with my name is so seriously.
Wait, wait, wait, who gets the bet first, Ray or you guys?
Okay.
Wow.
Mike, don't feel bad.
Feel bad, Mike.
No, I hope you can't sleep at night.
Oh, my goodness, you guys.
All right.
But you guys wanted to know, that's the answer.
Okay, all right.
They sold this diamond.
and it was some like crazy monster diamond for like, did you guys see this in the news?
Oh, it was like $7 billion or million or something.
It was a huge old diamond that you shouldn't spend that much money on.
The pink star.
I think today's results, whether throughout the sale in white diamonds,
in gemstones and in color diamonds in particular were very strong.
So today, Hong Kong has proven itself to be again the international sale center.
71.2 million dollars.
That's how much the diamond was sold for.
Wait, wait, 71.2?
I thought I read 7.2 and I was like, that's a lot of money.
71.2. What?
It's like Amy's engagement diamond ring over there.
Oh, you're so funny.
Yeah, right.
That's like the amount of money Mike's holding from you guys in chips.
I've been thinking about that.
What?
What if?
The money?
Yeah, because we went to Vegas.
My deed's never been in a casino.
And I gave him you guys' money that you wanted to hold.
He didn't cash in the chips
He didn't know any better
Right
I don't know if he thought
He could do it at the airport
Or if I don't know
Right
What if I spot the money
Now you're talking
But I take a little cup myself
No no no no
No no
You can either wait
And get your money in a month
Or you can get like 85% of it
Now
And then whenever I'll just take care of the chips
And send them off a cashier
And take the risk of myself
That's no
I'm sure Amy would be fine with that
I say no
Okay cool
Lunchbox
No
I'm not giving him a cut of my winning
Yeah, we won that.
That's our money.
But I actually traveled out there and bet it.
I don't appreciate that.
Yeah, thanks, buddy.
I didn't take a fee.
No, but you're a friend.
You offered to.
I'm just saying if you really need the money,
I will make sure you get the money,
but I will take a small cut.
If you really need it.
It's bonus money, so it's up to you guys.
I mean, hey, if he's going to do that,
I'll take a dollar less than him,
and I'll spot you.
What?
I'm going to end up with like 10 bucks.
No.
What's the deal with lunchbox on social media?
Is he just a weirdo?
Because Eddie watches lunchboxes.
like you just sit over there all day long on his all of them.
You mean on Snapchat or what?
All of them.
Everything.
What's he do?
What?
On social media?
Yeah, I hear that you're like the weirdest guy on social media, just period.
I don't think I'm weird at all.
What do I do that's weird?
Facebook, he's all show.
The whole show he's Facebook.
I'm chatting away.
Okay.
Not chatting today.
No one's wanting to chat to me after my performance.
The weird thing about him, though, is he doesn't really know how to use the social
media.
Okay.
But like, for example, Instagram.
Lunchbox is on here.
Follows nobody.
Nope.
Doesn't like anybody's pictures ever.
Nope.
Do you even get on Instagram?
I put pictures up there.
But you don't look at anybody's stuff ever?
No, I don't know.
Like, whenever you say, oh, go to my Instagram and look, I'll Google your Instagram
and I'll look it up to see what picture you're talking about.
Well, you knew the time on Instagram I didn't tag your gift.
That was your Instagram story.
I guess the wife follows you and she told her, now we know the truth.
Oh, interesting.
Lunchbox is on Instagram and has no idea how to use it.
It has no idea how to use any of it.
What do you mean?
I post pictures.
But you don't know how to go look at mine unless you,
You don't know how to follow people to actually see a feed.
Yeah, I don't need that.
All right.
Okay.
And on Facebook, do you post?
Do you post things ever?
No, never on Facebook.
Never post anything.
Nothing.
I'll comment on people's like statuses.
Like if they do something.
Oh, you will, though.
I'll make a little snarky comments or I'll send a happy birthday thing.
And that's about it, though.
I don't post.
I mean, I couldn't tell you the last time I posted a status or a picture or anything.
Would you know how?
I don't know how to post a status, a picture.
I don't know how to, I wouldn't have no idea.
I'd have to email it to myself, download
to my computer and then figure it from your phone.
We used to let him access the Bobby Bones Show Facebook account, but he stopped doing that
because he was scared that since he was doing it from his account, it was going to show
all his information.
Yeah, I was scared to link it.
There you go.
Why putting makeup on over there?
You're trying to look pretty for the show or what?
Yeah, you guys?
I know.
I forgot I...
Really?
Like, why are you slamming a makeup look like?
What's happening?
Well, because we have...
stuff to do in a little bit.
Oh, like on camera stuff?
I don't know, maybe.
Hey, man, noticed you and I did notice that.
Oh, Mary Kay real quick?
Yeah, this is my sparkle blush, and I realize
I didn't put it on today.
Your husband dropping in?
Hope so.
Come on in?
There he is. There he is.
Oh, no.
Now, a question that we probably all thought, but never
asked out loud, from Amy.
Why does Rod Stewart and Barry Mano look
exactly alike?
It's so true.
They look identical.
Why? They really do. I thought, honestly, when I Googled, I had Google the wrong person because I was like, well, that's not Barry Mandelow. That's Rod Stewart. And then I Google Rod Stewart. And I'm like, that's not Rod Stewart. That's Barry Manilow.
Same person. Yeah.
That's so funny.
Why?
And that's a question we probably always wondered, but never actually thought to ask. It's true. Thank you, Amy.
You're welcome.
Read this story about Tom Brady. He insists on living on the 12th floor of his new luxury building.
Why?
Because he's number 12
Oh, that's awesome
Yeah, I guess
He got his jersey back
But number 12 is his thing
He's like he's superstitious
So they went to 12th floor
Is his like condo unit
12?
I don't know if it just says
He insisted to be on the 12th floor
And so they were on the 11th floor
Of the other place
When they moved to the new place
He was like I'll only move if I could be on the 12th floor
So they moved
Wow
That's from page 6
The 12th floor
You have any superstitions
At all?
I really don't
I wouldn't say I'm a superstitious person,
but if something's working, I don't stop it.
Yeah, that's true.
You do that.
And you also need all your drawers closed at night.
That's a little OCD me and me.
Okay.
Like times are big for me and drawers are closed.
But like when I do stand-up,
and like I'll listen to the same song over and over and over again
right before I go on until I have a bad set.
Oh, for several years of the show,
we listened to the same show at the start of the show
because we were on a roll.
and you would start the show with that song
because you didn't want to kill the streak.
For over a year, I played Kanye West Good Life.
It wasn't even a song we played on the radio,
and I would play the full song every morning.
That's cool.
Every day, because I was like, we're not running this thing.
Every time I go on stage, like now I play Marin Morris Rich.
Every time, I hit my button.
I'll play all the way through,
and then they're like, all right, you're up,
and then I walk right on stage.
Now, when I bomb, I'll switch the song.
Ah, I suit you fair.
But I don't feel like I'm bombed in a while.
So you got to keep that song there.
But I just jinx myself.
Uh-oh.
Knock on wood and you'll unjinks it.
There you go, see?
Do you have any superstitions?
Absolutely.
When I watch Kansas basketball games, I wear the same shirt all season.
And I don't wash it until they lose.
Once they lose, I wash it.
And then I wear it again.
Sit in the same spot.
Got to have the same outfit on when my team's doing well.
Wow.
I'm really weird.
I'll do push-ups during commercials of Arkansas games
only because I feel like that motivates them.
Yeah, I won't drink water until they take a time out.
Okay, we're stupid.
Okay, y'all, this is all sports-related.
My husband will wear the same, like, gross UT hat when they play football.
I feel like I have to put forth effort too.
During commercial breaks, I get down and do push-ups
if Arkansas has the ball in offense.
That's interesting.
I can't go to the bathroom until halftime because they don't go to the bathroom until halftime.
That's what I'm talking about. That's great.
I love it.
I have one.
Yeah.
I always bet red when I do roulette in Vegas.
Then what happens?
And then we win, and then you don't get your money because somebody forgets their chips.
No, they brought chips.
They brought chips, but they didn't cash it in for cash.
Yeah.
Listen, I know you're upset.
I am.
My wife just texted me.
She's like, tell me it's a joke.
I said, it's not a joke?
Mike D.
Is it a joke?
No.
He really feels terrible.
Bobby, I think you're going to have to spot Eddie money.
This is like a big deal.
Well, I told the wife to him like, it's okay.
We'll figure it out.
What do you shouldn't have to figure out gambling.
If gambling ever comes to the point of, we'll figure it out.
You have to stop gambling.
No, no, it doesn't because you win.
And I thought you told us you didn't gamble on the NCAA championship.
Yeah, it was a bracket.
You have to pay for that stuff.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's 40 bucks, and now Lunchbox won't get his money because I didn't get my money.
Gosh, it's just a cycle.
I need my money because I got to pay the winner.
So Garrett's going to be coming after you.
It's not a cycle.
It's not good.
For those are just listening.
It's like an avalanche.
We went to Vegas for the ACMs.
Everybody pulled in their money.
Yeah.
We spun the wheel.
We won.
Right?
Nobody wanted to double down.
As a group, you guys voted up to double down,
so you guys just took your money.
I doubled down and won a couple more times.
Yeah.
Woo!
So I gave Mike D.
You guys his chips.
Mike D's never been in a casino before.
He just brought the chips home with them.
He even took a picture of him and sent it to us.
He's just showing he's got the chips.
Yeah, I just didn't know he's going to keep those and bring them back with them.
He still has the chips and no money.
So now they're mad at Mike D for not knowing the difference.
I'm not mad at you, Mike.
Eddie's pretty upset.
I mean, I forgive you, but it's pretty dumb.
You compare it to your 90s.
year old and then you said you were going to break the legs.
Yeah, you did.
Well, the concept of like turning fake money into real money should be like a thought process.
You said it felt like you were talking to your nine-year-old and then, you know what
bookie's doing this happens?
Did I say all that?
Yeah, you did.
I mean, how old is Mike?
Mike?
25.
How many times has he gone to a place where he gives him cash and they give him chips back?
Never.
So he should know.
Okay.
But anyway.
I got to hit this.
Okay.
All right.
We're transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bone show.
I want to do an ICU to Luke Bryan here.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
Because in the history of this chart here, it's 30 years old.
No one's ever had six number ones from the same record.
And Luke Brian did that.
He's got six number ones from this Kill the Lights.
Awesome.
That's the name's the record?
Yes.
It's the one where it's dark on the front.
He's walking down the hallway or whatever.
Yeah.
There's so many record names.
Is it killed the lights?
Yeah.
of his tour coming up so now it's that's in my head okay well whatever the case is you get
six number one look that at four myself don't like you idiot uh let's see moot it is it is boom
I'm not idiot good job you're never are you really are really an idiot thank you it's so rare
here's one of them here's another one hunting fishing love it love it when you get that
bead here's another one here's another one
Strip it down
Here's another one
Kick the dust up
Back it on up
That's five
He's got one more
What's the other one?
Come on Eddie
Move
We already did that one
M-O-V-E
Come on Eddie
Come on Eddie
What would fake look Brian say
Flask
Yeah
Of course
Yeah there you go
I see you Luke
That's awesome buddy
Congratulations
There was a guy, he got arrested, and his mugshot has a drunk Lives Matter t-shirt on.
Hilarious.
Don't you just take the shirt off for the mugshot?
Like, don't you just take the shirt off?
Wait, wait, you can't just take a shirt off in the mugshot.
Some people do mugshot shirt list.
Well, that means they don't have their shirt.
I would wrap my shirt off and then have them give me something else because it's all over the news now.
He's an idiot.
First of all, you drink and drive, you should go to jail for more than what you do.
And secondly, you're in a drunk Lives Matter shirt, and you don't think that's going to be all over the news.
Anyway, it's up on the news, obviously.
but I would not have put that shirt on.
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Yep.
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It was a pretty remarkable day here on the show.
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