The Bobby Bones Show - The Friday Morning Conversation With Kenny Chesney + Phone Screener Hillary Pays Her Dues After Losing March Madness Bracket Challenge

Episode Date: April 6, 2018

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More studio. Morning. Okay, so we have a lot to do. First of all, I'm going to play the brand new Kenny Chesney song. It's a world premiere day today. So not only are we going to play this song, but Kenny will be in a couple hours too for our Friday morning conversation.

But here is the world premiere. Kenny Chesney. It's called Get Along here on the Bobby Bone Show. Get along down the road. Big but we try. Get along. Sing a song, make a friend. Can't we all get along?

Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show. Yeah, good morning. Well, we do this segment. We recognize somebody for doing something cool. Bobby Booms. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.

Two goats were found stranded on a bridge beam over a river in Pennsylvania. The goats had to skate from a local farm. They were seeking shelter from a storm, and they got stuck on this bridge. And so they had nowhere to go. They couldn't get down. So the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation got a crane, took the crane over. went up and rescued both the goats. Wow, that's amazing. They got like airlifted out of there by a crane.

Yeah, right? So I see you, Pennsylvania Department of Transportation, because that's a fascinating story. And they saved animals. So there you go. And now, over to Raymond with the news. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. Its producer Raymond in New York City, superstar Connor McGregor has been arrested for throwing a dolly in chairs at a small bus that was carrying his rivals. Some of the fighters that were on the bus were injured in the incident. In other news, the magnitude 5.3 earthquake hit off the Southern California coast. A lot of people in the L.A. area felt it. No major damage was reported.

And finally in St. Petersburg, Florida, a construction crane collapsed. Workers were on the job at the time. Luckily, nobody was injured. I think lost in a lot of the fuss from me being out, being sick, from the birthday party, was that it was the first time lunchbox has been around your kids ever. Oh, yeah. At my house. Okay.

Yeah. Did you meet her kids? No, I was waiting for Amy to introduce me and she didn't do it. They're seven. They're, yeah. They don't know who I am and they don't speak English that well. So if I just go to them by, hey, dudes, what's up? They're like, who's this guy?

That's what I did the first time I ever were to them. But you went to their house one-on-one. I went to the orphanage. Oh, well, that's... Yeah, you went all the way to Haiti. What did you do lunchbox? Okay. Well, for one, I guess that makes me feel bad, but I was preoccupied.

And I don't know why lunchbox keeps waiting for me to introduce them to my kids. Because you're your kids. I can't impose my. I can't just show. They're gross. Like Bobby's right. It's not like you're coming over and trying to pick up and hold a brand new baby. Like they walk around.

Other people were talking to them. I didn't know you didn't meet them. I assumed. Well, I asked Amy. And I said, I don't know. And I asked them. And they were like, I don't think so. But there was, you know, 20 plus people there.

So they didn't, couldn't remember for sure if they met you. I've seen you go up to a thousand kids. I sat there next to her husband, talked to him, and one of the kids was sitting on the couch, and we tried to have a, like, involved in. They were just sitting there, and then they got up and went running around. And so I was like, okay. Well, I know. Just, but the way you came, you kind of came after me, like, it's my fault because I didn't introduce you. No, but you.

Why don't we just make this happen somehow? You came at me like it was my fault. No, I did it. Well, Bobby did. Because, like, Eddie, when you go somewhere, do you introduce your kids to a stranger or do they just go up and talk to strangers? No, I introduced them to strangers. But you're not a stranger. No, yeah.

You're a friend. But I'm a stranger to them. I've never met them. So they see just some guy coming up to him. They're like, what in the world? Oh, well, I wish you would have said something. It just wasn't top of my mind because we were just there hanging out. I don't know.

And when Bobby asked me, I was like, huh, good question. I was like, hey, lunchbox's over here and your kids were over here. And they still haven't met. Which, by the way, blows my mind that, like, you haven't even remembered of their house. I'm like, hey. I know. I know. I close my mind.

When you say it like that, it makes it seem that he's acting like it's my fault. I've never been invited. People have been proactive, and Eddie and his wife reached out, and they were like, let's schedule a time. And that's what we did. And we need to do it again, by the way. So, yeah, I don't know. It feels weird now. Now they should never meet.

I feel weird. I think that Lachmock should never meet Amy's kids and it should always be a thing where they never know each other. Okay. Yeah, ever. This is weird. And Amy, you should never meet his baby when it comes. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

That should just be that thing. See, that's interesting. So awkward. When Lunchbox has his baby, is he going to invite? Oh, Amy will be able to immediately? Right. No, no, but will Lunchbox invite Amy over to see the baby? No, I was assuming I'd probably just text his wife and show up.

Yeah. And, like, bring food or something. I don't know. Huh. Yeah, Amy, you can't meet his baby until I meet your kids. Like, that's the role. That's funny. I mean, we've only been together.

I see how long we can go. How long have you two worked together on this show? Like 12 years. 12 years. Something like that, yeah. Wow. Man, it's a long time. I mean, whose kids will you meet first?

lunchbox. Amy's or mine? Oh, wow. And now I don't even have a girlfriend. Man, that's a good question. So we're at least a year, at least a year out. Well, now we're building something bigger. Now I don't get to meet the baby. Yeah, sorry, AIM. You just got blocked from the baby. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Time for your positivity on a Friday. Tell me something good. Or even better. Amy? A devoted husband designed a tank wheelchair for his wife. Oh, wow. Now, she's been in a wheelchair for 19 years or so because of a car accident,

but the family loves to go hiking and doing things. So he decided to create the tank chair. And it uses treads instead of wheels and it can cross sand, mud, snow, and rocky terrain. That's pretty funny and cool and thoughtful. Yeah. That's good. Lunchbox. Jorge was having this craving.

He has the stomach telling him, hey, you need some coat. Coconut juice. Go to the store, get some coconut juice. So he goes to the gas station, grabs the coconut juice. He's checking out and he goes, oh, that diamond dazzler there, I'll take one of them. Gets in the car, drinks the coconut juice. Scratches off the ticket. Win's $100,000. Oh, wow.

What a story, babe. Listen, here's the thing. These lottery stories are coming out for a reason. I called this a month ago. Yeah, you did. The lottery's hired someone. Then when someone comes in to claim their money, they go, what's your story?

And they find the interesting ones and they pump them out to the news. Yeah, I'm seeing that now. Absolutely. Because it's always, up, couldn't find a parking spot. Up, found some headlights. Coconut juice. Missed my turn and suddenly there was a gas station.

Yes. I have a story. Jay Eric Griffin, Honor real student Washington Junior High School in Riverdale, Illinois, became inspired to give back because she was tutoring some younger kids and they didn't always have clean clothes to wear. So when spring break came,

she went and she did a fundraiser and she made enough money so that people at the local laundromat can wash their clothes for three weeks. She raised over $1,000. That's what she did during spring break. She went and raised money, sold, like, food. Did one of those that. What do you call it when you sell food? Like a food drive?

No, no, no, no. Oh, bake sale? Yeah, bake sale. Okay. That's what it was, yeah. Now, food drive's opposite. Okay, sorry. Then you get food.

There you go. I wanted to bring up with you because I saw you dropped your phone in the toilet. Yeah. Is it still work? Yeah. The new iPhone is 100% waterproof. Oh, did they say that? I didn't know it either, but I had already cracked it last week.

And so when it dropped in the toilet, it was in my back pocket, and I thought it was my sunglasses, and I was like, oh, my sunglasses. And then I turned around and I'm like, oh, my gosh, my phone. Oh, that means it sat in there for a few seconds. Oh, yeah. But nobody hit, no restroom had been used. So it's fine. So my hand went in there so fast, and I grabbed it.

And I was like, oh, and my friend was. was like, that's your new iPhone, right? She said, it's waterproof. Don't worry. What? Mm-hmm. And then, so I dry it off and I'm thinking, but it is cracked, bad. So it's all good, though.

So no worries. If you drop a cracked new iPhone and water, it's still waterproof. Are the iPhones waterproof, though? Yes. Bobby, I'm telling you this was underwater. But do they say that? Is that part of what they say now? Oh, Google.

Someone search iPhone X waterproof. Yeah. Because I didn't know that was a thing. If so, I'm going to be quite reckless. Yeah, I mean, live a little. Put your phone in your back pocket. Pull your pants down. Live a little.

Yeah. Boy, number two? Yeah, it's waterproof up to like one meteor or approximately three feet in water. Wow. Wow. It wasn't, I know. Let me ask you a question. If you dropped your phone into a porta potty.

No. No, no, no, no. That's a good question. Nope. Would you go in after it? No. If you dropped your phone into a porter. I can answer that with 100% certainty.

No. Phones are so expensive, though. Yeah. Yeah. Well, sorry. Sorry, it's not happening. If he dropped your phone to a porta potty lunchbox. Oh, yeah, I'm diving in after that, sucker.

You are? Yeah, are you kidding me? You can wash off? There is no way I'm leaving my phone behind. What are you doing, Bobby? You are not going in after that. You're going to get Mike D to do it. He's not in here and Amy took a shot at him.

I'll tell him. Wow, wow. Mike D's not, by the way, Mike D does nothing but help Amy. Mike D will take his computer and turn it in front of Amy and help her with him. and help her with things. Yeah. I could know it.

He prints stuff out for me. He does nothing but help people. I'm sorry, I could help him. And he's not in the room. I thought he was and I looked over at him. And he doesn't even talks. He didn't say anything bad to anyone. Exactly.

So I turned my chair. I thought he was in here and he was. Mike D's quiet Mike. Sits over to my left. But has Midey ever done anything to you that's negative? Ever in your life. Has he ever said anything to you? No.

Has he ever even messed with you? No, but we all pick on each other. But has he ever picked on you? But he's not here. You constantly pick on him. Yeah, he doesn't talk. Hey, Mike D, can you hear me? No, he can't hear me.

He can't hear me. Hey, he's in the glass room. Hey, come in here for a second. Oh, man. It was like a softball. It was just handed to him. Hey, it was on a silver platter and you nailed it. Amy's taking shots at you when you're not in the room.

I thought you were in here. To be fair, I turned. What did you say? Well, it doesn't matter what she said. Okay. Oh, great. Why is Amy picking on you? I have no idea.

Mike says nothing and is only helpful. He is 100% It's joke It's playful Lunchbox why do you think she takes shots like that? Oh there's a little bit of jealousy factor But that joke was a home run I'm gonna say what Amy you nailed it

You nailed it Jealousy Okay I was just having fun Mike if anyone else's expense Hurting your feelings I will stop No I can hurt his feelings because he wasn't here to hear it

I have no idea what you said so That's the best kind of joke Go along about your name Mike Thank you buddy He doesn't even care look he's out Just working, working to make a living. Look at that guy. All right.

Amy the bully. Wait. Wait. Let me say this. My episode of American Idol, my first one is this Sunday night. So whatever time it comes on, 8, 7 Central, I will be on Sunday night with 12 of the contestants. That's been put out there. I'm excited.

So what happens is Sunday is my episode where I work with the 12. individually, then they perform for the judges. And then Monday, that same 12 do a duet with people like Cam and Sugarland and whomever. Then I come back the next Sunday and I do it again, and those same 12 then do a duet the night after.

Does that make sense? Yeah, so that equals the 24. Yeah. So that's how I mentor the top 24. They printed that, so I didn't say that on my own. I'm not rogue. I'm not running rogue here. So there's that. Let's go over to Amy now with the skinny. Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny.

Keith Urban announced that graffiti U will be available on April 27th. You can get it pre-order right now if you want to, but it's got Julia Michaels on it, Lindsay L., Cassie Ashton. And then obviously we already know some of the songs on it, like female. Yeah, female, parallel line. Yes. His new one. Coming home? Coming home with Julia.

Yeah, but yeah, how about that? Cassie Ashton from my class of 2018. Yeah? Lindsay L. from my past relationship. Oh, good point. And... No, but how about that?

That's awesome, right? Yeah. Good for her. Glad to see. She's making it so big. I love it. Yeah, great. Hey, it's what you wanted.

I know. I know. What else, Sam? You got some movies and theaters today to check out a quiet place. 99% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. A what? 99.

A quiet place. Did it even watch that? How do you get that high of a rating? Wow, that's what John, because that's what Jim from the office. And his wife is in it. Emily Blunt. Oh, yeah.

All right, what else? Blockers is also in theaters, 87% positive. And Chop Aquitic, 80% positive. Wait, that's about something in history. Yes, it is a timepiece. It looks like we're throwing it back a little bit to, like, the 60s. Do you guys know what that's from? No.

I should know. Aquatic? Chop Aquatic. Don't be Googling lunchbox. It takes you four hours. Chop a quipa. What's it about? It's about Ted Kennedy.

Oh, what he drove? off. Oh, and he drove his car in the... On the bridge in Massachusetts. Chappaquitic Island. Yeah, and the girl died. But they're saying now, I saw a CIA person say that he didn't know she was in back of the car. Weird. Yeah, it's a whole thing. Okay, so yeah, check that out.

I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. There you go. Bobid Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes from Portland, Oregon. A man got pulled over by police for speeding and he was like, oh man, I got warrants out for my arrest.

What do I do? gave him a fake name. Only problem is the guy's name he gave also had warrants out for his arrest. Oh, no. That's funny. Oh, I thought it was doing something like Homer Simpson. But, wow. How unlucky is that? Yeah, so when they ran his name, they're like,

oh, warrants, put him in handcuffs, took him in jail, fingerprint him late. You're the other guy. Oh, man. That's good. Did he know the other guy? Or was just picking a random name? No, I think he knew the other guy, but didn't realize he had warrants. And it was a homie was also in trouble. Wow.

Well, I'm much about it's your bonehead story. of the day. Kenny Chesney in studio at the top of the hour. If you're a big Kenny fan hanging out, he's going to come by for 20 or 30 minutes or so. So that's coming up. But we do have this.

Baby Box update. Lunchbox has happened as first baby in August. So how's it going over there? My wife is starting to show signs of pregnancy. She has what is known as carpal tunnel syndrome. From being pregnant? Well, she thought it was from work,

bought a special little thing for her desk, and then she Googled symptoms. And one of the pregnancy things is carpal tunnel. She can't make a fist and her arms hurt. Oh, wow. Why is that? Don't know. I didn't get into the details.

Oh, you didn't care enough to look it out? Dr. Boxy didn't know? No, once she told me she had carpal tunnel, I was just like, oh, is that a pregnancy sign? She said, yeah, finally, I figured it out. So you do love that show, 16 of pregnant and teen mom. Absolutely. And before you told us she was pregnant, you thought you knew everything about pregnancy. Yeah, they didn't say anything about carpal tunnel.

They don't work. 16 and pregnant Yeah, they're not on their computers Do you feel like though Maybe you didn't know as much as you thought you did No, I think I'm still pretty well informed I guess I know a lot Because I see what goes on in the delivery room

On 16 and pregnant really Have you guys started practicing any of the El Lamas? No, I don't think you really do that Yeah, you do You went to a class? No, I didn't because I was a C-section My babies were C-section

But yeah, it's a real thing Are you guys C-section or natural? Do you know yet? I have no idea. I guess natural. You guess natural? Yeah. We'll go with natural. Well, I'm sure that's your, natural is your goal.

And I guess you, a lot of women, that's their goal. And then that doesn't work out. Oh, I thought a lot of them was like, I'm just going to have a seat section and get it cut out. I think it's more, I guess, uh, I think the one with the baby is the natural. Yeah, no, that's what that is. Yes. But I'm saying people prefer. Did you think that we thought the surgical way was natural?

Well, I'm saying the more relatable to the baby is the natural. Relatable. Yeah. Or bonding. Is that what your wife wants to do? Yeah. Yeah. Naturally.

Now that we talk about that. Yeah. And you're like water birth or quiet birth? In your bed? Because they had a water birth on sister wives, which is the polygamy show. Yeah, that's what you should go after. And I told my wife, I was like, we should try that. And she was like, absolutely not.

What's the benefit of a water birth? It's all natural. No medicine. You're just in your home and it's in the bathtub and it's supposed to be like a religious experience, I guess. And the girl on that show, she was in labor for 72 hours. Okay, hold on. But why water? I mean, can you tell me why you'd have a baby in water?

I do not know. I've only seen it on TV. Is it because they're already in water? Yeah, they're already in water. Yeah, it's crazy too because they're not going, they roll out into the water and you think they would like choke or breathe. They're underwater, but they're fine. Doesn't the doctor have to clear the baby's throat though for the first time? Yes.

Oh, amniotic fluid? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, the baby can't even cry until that fluid comes out and they cough up and it's like water everywhere. Yeah, you got to pat him on the back. So tense when that baby comes out. Oh, yeah. It's a scary moment.

Like, oh, come on, baby, come on, baby. Yeah, my baby was purple. Oh, man. Like, junior, he came out purple. You thought your wife may have had an affair with Barney, huh? Yeah. Barney. I was like, okay, who's this not my kid?

He's purple. Oh, man. Barney's a dinosaur man. Yeah, but they kept slapping his foot and his back like, come on, come on, kid. And I was like, oh my gosh, what's happening? And it was like a good 30 seconds. And then finally he coughed it up and he started screaming and like,

they were yelling, come on, kid. Yes, dude. They were yelling like, come on, kid, you can do it. Let's go. Come on, come on, come on. And I was like, spit it out, kid. Come on. Lunchbox, are you going to be in the delivery room?

Yeah. Are you videotaping it? No. Is she going to get an epidural or no? We'll see. She wants to try it without an epidural, but she gets scared when we watch 60 and praying. She goes, they look like they're in so much pain.

Like my mom did all three of us with no epidural, just straight natural. Really? Wow. Like a boss. That is so, some of my girlfriends that go straight up boss style like that, I'm like, hats off to you. And then there was the one time my sister's nurse forgot to turn on the epidural drip, but put the epidural in. Oh.

That's no way to know. I mean, I get my teeth cleaned and I want an epidural. I'm honest with you. Bobbit bones. I saw the story from a couple days ago where two prisoners escaped from maximum security jail by getting a guard drunk.

Oh, man. Smart. And then they convinced him to let them go and buy more alcohol. Wow. They never returned to police are hunting for them. This guard probably doesn't keep his job, huh?

No, probably not. And then did they know that guard had a weakness for alcohol? I'm sure you kind of get to know. Don't they all? Doesn't everyone? I have a game for you. Name that body part.

I'll read a line from a song and you tell me the body part that's mentioned. For example, you know the song from High Valley? Yeah, she's. Yes, she's with me. So this is the example. He goes, Well, the devil's knocking on my door

when I'm broken and I'm battle more. Down in the valley on my knees. Knees. Right. Down in the valley on my knees. That's good, Aym. That's the hardest one, too. Oh.

All right, Sam Hunt, body like a backroad. You're all familiar with the song, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bodies like a back road. Driving with my eyes. Okay, here you go.

We're out here in the boondocks with the breeze and the birds. Tangled up in the tall grass with my blank on hers. Amy? Lips. Tangled up in the tall grass and my lips on her. Wow. Eddie, you know that one? No, I was going to say hands.

Oh, okay. Lunchbox. I'm giving you an easy one. Oh, yeah, give me a softball. A softball. BB Rexa in Florida Georgia line Oh boy

That's a new song They have the song Meant to Be Yeah This is a softball Okay Baby lay on back and relax Kick your pretty

Blank Feet up Oh feed up he says Just looking for feet That'd be the body part Here we go Baby lay on back and relax Kick your pretty feet

There we got What up Eddie Come on. Kenny Chesney, all the pretty girls. Name the body part. Ready? All the pretty girls said pick me up at eight.

All the pretty girls said I'm going to L.A. All the pretty girls said I hate my blank. They hate their face. All the pretty girl. You say face. Yeah, I don't know what it is. All the pretty girls said I hate my face. Talking to the mirror

Of course Sorry, you've been eliminated Wow, you're terrible at that game Okay, Amy, lunchbox is the only two left Yeah Okay, Luke Bryan played again, right? She said, Play it again, play it again, play it again

She was sitting all alone Over on the tailgate Tail Excuse me, tan Tan blank Swinging She was sitting all alone Over on the tailgate, tan, blank swinging.

I'm in for the win. Amy? Legs. Lunch bikes? Legs. She was sitting all alone over on the tailgate. Tan legs swinging by you. Did you know that one, Eddie?

Yeah, I knew that. Well, that's a tie. Oh, yeah, about that. Good job. You're tied. Yeah. Who knows his music. Hey, loser.

Yeah. Don't talk. Jake Owen has the new episode of his podcast up called the Good Company podcast. And so on this episode, Jake talks to his mom, Mitzi, and she's telling stories about his career. I mean, here's some of Jake Owen. This is one, and she talks about how she would love for him to get married again someday. Oh, I know.

I know, I know, I know. I know, I know. I would love for you to get married again. I think you should grow old with someone. I think that's a wonderful thing. Yes, I would love for you to get married again. I'd love for you to get married to someone that you truly love and are happy with, and you can make them happy, and they can make you happy.

And I love the place in your life where you are right now. I mean, what if you're, I'm assuming Jake's girlfriend right now. Oh, I was singing his ex. Oh, I think that's water under the bridge. Sure, but I mean, I know, I know. Okay. Is that pressure? Oh, yeah.

For sure. Good company podcast with Jake going. Jake's mom says the hardest thing about a success has been, what do you think, AIME? Girls. Okay. The hardest? If it was possible, we'd give away $5 million tickets every year.

just people that you know. I mean, just acquaintances through town. I think everybody thought, well, we'll call, you know, his mom and dad, and we can get six tickets for this show. And as you know, it doesn't work that way. The hard thing is tickets. Oh, people asking for tickets. That's how it is being friends with you.

What? I have people that hit me up for stuff to your shows. Oh, to my shows. Yeah. Concerts in town. Oh, yeah, no. Because I get that a lot. No.

Hey, man, I'd like to introduce my cousin to George Strait. Is that possible? at his show No, no, no, can you bring him to church on something? You live in Albuquerque. Yeah, but you're doing it way you can make that? No. It's cool that it all seems that easy and relatable.

Yeah, not at all. No. But no. By the way, I will be in Charlottesville tonight and then Pittsburgh tomorrow night. So all my Pittsburgh friends stop hitting me up for tickets. Yeah, Charlotte'sville sold out. They're aiming to probably get you a few to Pittsburgh.

We have a few seats left there. Okay, okay. Hit me up. Bobby Bonescom.com. Let me say this. My episode of American Idol, my first one, is this Sunday night. So whatever time it comes on, 8, 7 central, I will be on Sunday night with 12 of the contestants. That's been put out there.

I'm excited. So what happens is Sunday is my episode where I work with the 12 individually. Then they perform for the judges. And then Monday, the same 12 do a duet with people. like Cam and Sugarland and whomever. Then I come back the next Sunday and I do it again. And those same 12 then do a duet the night after. Did that make sense?

Yeah. So that equals the 24. Yeah. So that's how I mentor the top 24. They printed that. So I didn't say that on my own. I'm not rogue. I'm not running rogue here.

So there's that. Let's go over to Amy now with the skinny. Bobby Boneshow. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Keith Urban announced that graffiti you will available on April 27th. You can get it pre-order right now if you want to, but it's got Julia Michaels on it, Lindsay L., Cassie Ashton, and then obviously we already know some of the

songs on it, like female. Yeah, female, parallel line. Yes. That his new one. Coming home. Coming home. Yeah, but yeah, how about that? Cassie Ashton from my class of 2018. Yeah. Lindsay L. from my past relationship. Oh, good point. And, no, but how about that? That's awesome, Good for her. Glad it's making it so big. I love it. Yeah, great. Hey, it's what you wanted. I know. I know.

What else, Sam? You got some movies and theaters today to check out a quiet place. 99% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. A what? 99. A quiet place. Did he even watch that? How do you get that high of a rating? Wow, that's what John, because that's what the gym from the office.

And his wife is in it. And Emily Blunt. Oh, yeah. All right. What else? Blockers is also in theaters, 87%. positive and Chappaquittic, 80% positive.

Wait, that's about something in history. Yes, it is a timepiece. It looks like we're throwing it back a little bit to like the 60s. Do you guys know what that's from? No. I should know. A quidic? Chappaquittic.

Don't be Googling lunchbox. It'll take you four hours. Chop a quix. What's it about? It's about Ted Kennedy. Oh, when he drove off. Oh, and he drove his car on the bridge in Massachusetts. Chappaquitic Island.

Yeah, and they died. Oh, dear. Now I saw a CIA person say that he didn't know she was in back of the car. Weird. Yeah, it's a whole thing. But yeah. Okay, so yeah, I'm going to check that out. I'm Amy.

That's your 30 seconds. There you go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Now, let's get over to Amy with the joke. Because Kenny Chesney's about to be in just moments. You're going to play that new Kenny Chesney song. We can do the Friday morning conversation with Kenny Chesney.

The morning corny. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! There you go. That was the morning corny. Okay, welcome to the show. We're going to make sure people know I said supplies.

We got it. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. The Friday morning conversation. All right, Kenny Chesney, back in the studio here. All right. I'm going to play your new song again coming up in a second. But it's the first song since you've switched teams.

Yep. I mean, how's that been for you? Because you have, it's 20 years you're working with a whole other group, company. You switch the, like, what's different now? And I had this song before I made the switch. But I felt like that the energy that I'm feeling, it really reflects the energy of this song, you know?

And it's been great, Bobby. It really has been. Let me hear the song. Let me see the energy I get. All right. All right. Get along down the road when we try, get along. Sing a song, make a friend.

Can't we? I'm digging the energy Happy energy Positive energy You know a lot of songwriters Give you credit Because And now

One of my close friends Is a writer on this song Ross Copperman And a lot of the songwriters That I talk to Because I do a show With songwriters And they go

You know what Kenny is one of the biggest Advocates for us Because it's always Just about the best song With Kenny Like he just wants Doesn't matter

He wants the best song Well that's true You know But I guess that's because my life hadn't always been this way. You know, I came to town and got into this business as a songwriter first. And I always had dreams of doing what I'm doing. But, you know, I was a songwriter. And I respect the creative people in this town a lot.

But for me, it's always been, I've always had that mentality. I was around a group of guys when I first got the town when I signed at Aikoff Rose music that were great songwriters. and they I had this level of taste that was burned into my brain you know

what was acceptable and what wasn't and I think that's a big part of it you know because I've always I was taught from the moment I got

into town that music is very powerful and I've always felt that way do you have guys that you'll lean on and you go hey when you write this if you write something

you think of me you send me that song right away yeah well I say that to everyone I said, hear my email, send it. But yeah, we all have a group of, I have a circle of people that,

that, you know, that I've written with over the years or that I'm really good friends with. And that's the, that's the beauty of being around in this town, like I have been for a while now. You have a lot of great relationships with a lot of really smart,

creative people. And that's, you know, that's how I found get along. Josh Osborne. And, uh, I think it was,

was Josh or Shane or Ross, one of the three, sent me the song just randomly. And I went, oh, wow, this is really great because I felt that a lot of us are just inundated with negativity in this world now. You know, and if you watch enough TV, there's just a lot of, I don't know, there's, it's 180 degrees in what this song says. And it was just a perfect, I felt the message of this song was just perfect, you know, for how. how I was feeling, it really struck a chord with me. And the thing I love about get along is that it's not political and it's not preachy. I don't do preachy songs. But I think I am at a place in my life where I can sing this song and make people think just a little bit, maybe.

You know, and raise our hand and beg the question, are we, are we, you know, seeing the humanity in everyone? Are we being compassionate? Or do we have empathy for people? instead of just being negative like a lot of people are, whether it's on social media or whether it's, are, you know, the people in power or whatever. There's a lot of that going around, and I think that this song could be good medicine for some of that.

You know, who's over at the house, my house other day, loves you, is David Lee Murphy. Loves you, man, just could not say enough nice. I love him too. We were talking, and, you know, he has a song that you're on. Yeah, now. things going to be all right. And he said, you know, I sent it to Kenny, and Kenny was going to cut it,

and he decided not to. And he's like, why don't you cut it? And you told him to cut it. Then he cut it. And you sang on it. And you guys were working on the project together. You know, his, his. Oh, yeah.

I mean, he's, and I'm very excited for him, you know, and he stepped up and did it, you know. And David's record has been in works for a couple of years, you know, because we made this record, then we got off of it, and then we got back on it. And look, I'm very proud of him. He has been someone that. a lot of artists in town have leaned on over the years, you know, for great songs. I mean, he's, I mean, he wrote, living in fast forward for me, he wrote, I mean, I could go, I can't think of any, any more power of flag.

I mean, he's been a big part of my life out there, you know, and in my journey as an artist. And we've written a lot of great songs together. We've written a lot of bad songs together. But the fact is, we have that connection, you know, and we, we've been creative, a long time together. And I'm really proud that he's got this record out. And everything's going to be all right. I'm just so proud of him for making that song.

You know, I'm making that record. And I'm glad to be a part of it. So what does this all mean for you? We have your new song. But so what's coming now? And something changed since you've moved teams? I mean, what's happening with Kenny in the next year? Oh, well, I'm getting ready to get busy.

I mean, we're in rehearsals right now. We are, you know, just putting all the pieces together. We opened the whole tour in Tampa, April 21st, at the Buccaneers Football Stadium, and then we go and we got a stadium. After that, we play a Wednesday night, Thursday night, amphitheater, and then a Saturday stadium every week until the end of August. The fact that, you know, it is a lot of work, but the fact that we get to do this again at this level, this way, and we get to have so many people that care about our music, that want to come experience it live.

And that's the thing. You know, I, you hope that, you know, that when you go out there and play all this music on the road, that they actually care. On the Bobby Bones Show now. Kenny Chesney. So you go and you play stadiums. My question is always,

it's got to cost a lot of money to rent a stadium to practice in, right? Don't you have to rehearse in a stadium? We do. Like, what we'll do is, We'll go, we're rehearsing in Nashville until right up before the ACM. And like Titan Stadium? No. We're at a big indoor facility.

Now we won't do the whole, we won't put up the whole stadium setup in that facility. But what we'll do after the ACMs, we go to Tampa. And we're there for a solid week rehearsing in their football stadium. Oh, you'll use that stadium. So we have the majority of it put together and the bits and the pieces. and the blueprint, but you really don't know what you have until you put it all up and work on it.

So that's what we'll be doing. And then we're there, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday, rehearsing all day and putting that stuff together during the day. And at night, we'll actually run through the show because you've got to wait until it's dark to, you know, do all your light stuff.

And then I think Friday night, we give the, you know, because Thomas Wrette is going to go out with us on the stadium runs and he's going to have the Friday night to do all his stuff and then the next thing you know, we wake up and it's Saturday and it's show day. But you got to pay rent on all those nights you're using the stadium, right? Yes.

Gee, come. That's crazy. Costs to doing business, Bobby. I guess so. New Kenny. People just... Isn't that true? We're all scared to live and out loud and...

And scared to die. And scared they die, so you get caught in the middle. I think that describes a lot of people. Describe me anyway. Are you scared to live? No, not really. Where are you scared to live? Yeah, I think there's a lot of us that, you know, that I try real hard to live in the moment.

I think the reason that that struck a core with me is, like, I try really hard to live in the moment and be still in the moment. But it's almost, I've wondered that if it's possible for me. because I'm constantly planning to do something else. What's an important moment when I go, give me one of those moments where you just took it in and went, this is amazing. Like a life moment. A life moment.

Because I have trouble with this. Yeah, I think we all just, I don't know. I think that every time I go to my grandmother's house, I feel still. It just takes me back to that place. And she's still living. She's in her 90s.

And that's a good moment for me, you know, because I'm still a kid. As long as she's still living, and my mom's living, the family dynamic is still the same when I was, as if I was eight. You know what I mean? So I love that. But, you know, I've had a lot of days where, you know, when I'm off the road and you're just with a lot of friends or family and I've had a lot of great days on a boat where I saw a sunset. I saw more colors in the sky than I knew was possible.

and those are moments that I really love where you can actually take a huge deep breath and it's very creative it makes me creative but that's the thing you know so like my brain works to where I think I'm still and once I get still I start to wonder if I'm missing something so I hope one day that I can calm that down

but that's why that line struck a big court with me you know what about the beach am I not getting because I just don't get it. I go to the beach. I go to the beach and I'm like... Well, it depends on. Maybe you haven't been to the right one. I guess I haven't.

No beaches to me have ever been fun. You know what I did? Let me tell you if you think this is cool or not. I went and got one of those boards. There's paddle boarding. There's a paddle boarding boards? Yeah. So I strap this, you know how you have to strap it to your body

so the board doesn't fly off? Yeah, your ankle. So I strapped to my wrist, right? Oh, your wrist? Yeah, because I'm stupid. And I don't know the difference. And so I can never fully stand out because it's got me tethered to the bottom of the board. Well, that might explain like

Yeah, I think so too I don't like Your relationship Yeah My awkwardness at the beach Probably coastal communities Yeah maybe that's it Yeah

I think we just talked our way through it Hey it's good to see you again my friend Good to see you too man Thanks for having me I'm gonna try to come out and see one of these Come whenever you want These little club shows you have These small theater joints you have

It's gonna be a fun summer On this I'll bid you farewell my friend Bye buddy thank you for You see you Kenny Chessney everybody The girl's trying to find her dad And so she does one of those tests where you spit in the tube

And it turns out her dad Was the fertility doctor? Oh, the one that Oh So the fertility doctor was supposed to get the stuff From somebody else and impregnate the mom Yes, but he used his own Yeah

So Whoa is right And, you know, when I read that, I wondered how many times he did that. Oh, that's not a one-time thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's something that, I mean, maybe it could be a one-time thing. But then you think he's, like, messed up in the head. I mean, he's like, I'm going to see how many babies I can put out there.

I don't know for a fact. It's not a one-time thing, so I should say that. Right, right. But I'm saying someone that would do that in my mind is not doing it once and going, well, my tank's full. I'm going to retire from this. No. I've done it once. My it just scratched.

So. That's interesting. Okay. If that was my doctor, I would be 23 of me. If I heard this, I'd be like, let me get on 23 to me. Like, the Bob Bones show says, he could be your dad. That's crazy, right? Yeah.

This 36-year-old woman sent off her test, and she did not expect to find out that the biological father was her parents' fertility doctor. He's in trouble, huh? Oh, yeah. He's retired, though, huh? What does he care? Well, he could still... I mean, that's got to be against the law. Yeah, it has to be, right?

Because don't they get to pick who they want? Yeah, there's a whole selection process. Right. But what if they picked a fertility doctor? He's like, you got one. It's me. Yeah, it's a weird thing, right? They think they're picking Brad Pitt.

Do you see Brad Pitt's dating a professor at one of the Ivy League schools? No, I didn't. That's what I need to do. Okay. Date someone. Oh, my goodness. I thought you'd get a professor from, I don't know. I was like, well.

I did it a professor once. you did? Yeah, she was a doctor. You did? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that. Okay, it's been a few years. Okay, I need to think about who that is. You probably met her.

It was brief. It was a month and a half or so. Yeah, it wasn't a long one. Yeah. It wasn't one of those that I talked about because it wasn't long enough that I felt comfortable with our listeners

going to Instagram of hers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one that I've never revealed. It's a big one. You know who you know. I know. And if I said it, do you think our listeners do you think they freak out?

Yes. You do? I still freak out in my head sometimes. I'm like, no, wait. Wait, you don't believe it? No, I believe it. But you know it's real. I know, I believe it, but I'm still, I know that it's real and that's how unbelievable it is because I know that it's real and I'm still telling myself, nah.

No way. But you know it's real. But I know it's real. Yeah, it's real. One day. One day. Really? One day.

Eventually, I'll commit here. here half asleep and go, ah, you know what? Who cares? This one time? What if she tells people first? It wasn't one time. I know it wasn't one time. I know. What if she tells people first?

I don't think she will. Oh, okay. She, like, I'm moderately known, I'm regionally known in certain regional areas. She's famous. Yeah. Eddie, you know who this? I didn't know what it is. So much so that I still see her, like, on places, wherever.

And I'm not bragging about it Or if I would have just been talking about it for years This is way before my last girlfriend Yeah Do you know who it is? No, no idea what we're talking about I'll tell you it is Tell me a bit of going What is going? Give me a pin

No, people hate when I do that But I have to tell my point Because we all know anyway That's true I'm surprised, hold on here we go Ah No idea You didn't know that?

No, how would I know that? I don't know You got to tell me these things Is that crazy to you? That's really crazy to you? That's really crazy. Is that cool to you? That's pretty cool. That's like,

hey, Daff's props, hugs, yeah, slaps, all that. You give me boy props for that one? Yeah, that's props to you. Do you think if I revealed that though I'd look cooler to other people? Absolutely. And they'd want to them? Yes. You get other fish on the line. Make some fish fish.

I don't think about that. Okay. And just remember, you say you're regionally kind of famous. No, you sell out. I don't say the word famous. Well, you should because you sell out places and you're about to be, Even bigger. Why is that? Oh, American Idol.

Yeah. And that gets millions of viewers. I'm going to be huge after. Get ready. The doorway is not large enough for my head after Sunday. I'm totally kidding. Okay. My life will change none.

I don't understand. By the way, tonight I'm in Charlottesville doing stand-up. Pittsburgh tomorrow night. If you guys want to come Bobby Bonescomedy. Sunday night, I'll be at your TV on American Idol. Yep. And then that's all. Monday morning.

You're going to be all over the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Charlottesville, Pittsburgh, TV. Your TV. My TV. Bobby Bones Comedy.com. I'm going to have to go another week missing a tooth. I didn't have time to go to the dentist yesterday. And I was gone for a full week, and I'm gone for a full week.

I'm working from studios. I'm in Austin, Austin, Austin, Denver, L.A. for Jason Aldeen, Albuquerque, Vegas. And I'm never, I can't get back to the dentist. If there are any dentists, I can stop by the studio. Right now? In the next hour and a half. I have my tooth and I have a hole in my mouth.

All they have to do is just put it in there. Just bring the cement. At the drugstore, they have that cement. I'm telling you, though, I couldn't. I tried it. They do. I couldn't. I glued it in wrong.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what you want. Your tooth in the wrong place. So I'm just, I still cannot eat on the right side of my mouth. I haven't for a week. It started to get sensitive. Yeah. So call her 10.

You just come fix my tooth. Yeah. Oh, man. I want to bring in our phone screener Hillary because she's apparently wearing her underwear over her pants today for finishing last in the NCAA tournament bracket. Let me get her theme song up. There we go.

Oh, wow. Oh, boy. Wow. It looks good. Look at you wearing your underwear over your pants. How humiliating. I feel uncomfortable a little bit looking at that. I know.

Everybody says they feel awkward talking to me today. Yeah, like I don't want to look at you at all. It's kind of weird. Yeah. But you do have to fulfill your bet. I do appreciate that about you. So. We got her panties on her.

Outside of her pants. So, Amy, it's hard for me to look at her in the eyes. Okay, so you can look over here and talk to her. Look at me, talk to her. Hillary, you say. I can talk to her. Hillary lost a bet. She finished last in our NCAA tournament bracket.

Yes, I did. You may also know Hillary from crashing into the building with her car. She has to go sing I'm a Little Teapot live this morning In a public place So I guess the question is Lunchbox, do you want to go with her? Oh, you want me too? Because, I mean, you just know a good place to take her.

We have the dance party coming up at 20 minutes So you don't have to leave yet But when we start the dance party, you guys can head out After the dance party will come back You'll do your big performance And then you will have fulfilled your I'm a little teapot vet You feel good about that? Yeah, I'm good. I'm ready to get it over with

You know the words? Here is my handle. Here is my spouse. Oh, and you got to be loud. Yeah. There's a dance too. I know the dance. Wow.

Oh, perfect. Yeah. I know this song. If we don't deem it quality performance, you have to do it again. Yeah, that's all I'm talking about. We're going to be fair about it. If there's one thing we are. Fair.

Fair. Fair balance. Oh, yeah, and fair. Yeah. Wow. Look at her. I didn't even notice because she's been sitting. sitting down answering the phones.

It is hysterical. It is. Okay, well, there's that. I'm going to have you go because I feel uncomfortable, but we're going to send you out in a bit. There's Hillary, our phone screener. Thank you, Hillary. You lost the bed.

And how she walks up. Amy, would you describe, I mean, to our listeners what it looks like? Are those real underwears that you own? Underwears? Underwears. They're called panties. Are those underwear you own? I mean, I had to go buy them for this.

Okay, I thought so. Because they're like white, big, silky things. Okay. With a little bit of... The fact that they're not yours that you own doesn't make it as creepy to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. But you did buy them. She's wearing them over her pants. She will go sing a song. Okay. Hillary, we'll check in with you in a little bit. There we go. There she is.

Watch out for those buildings out there. It's funny. You see it going public like that? Yeah. Because she has on black pants and then the... the underwear is the silky white in their... Yeah, I feel like weird in my heart right now. For sure.

Well, I dropped one on Instagram last night where people were like, what? Did you guys see what I put on Instagram? Yes. Were you mind blown? I was like, where was I? How did I not know that? I felt the same way. And so last night I posted on Instagram that in the original pilot for full house,

Bob Saget was not the dad. Yeah, I did see that. It was so weird to watch because I went and I found it on you. YouTube and they have the original where they're driving over the Golden Gate Bridge and it's the whole family. But it's an actor named John Posey. And it's on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. And I did a whole Insta story where I was watching the video live. It's unbelievable to me that I didn't know this.

Because that's what raised me, television. And I know everything about it. I've seen every episode. I did not know that this guy named John Posey was the original dad on Full House. As I was watching, it was almost like my mind. was blown. Boom. My mind.

Right there. Well, I know your mind was blown because of that, but my mind was blown that you didn't know. No. Her mind's blown. I was shocked by the whole thing. So not only that, today, by the way, is Candace Cameron's 42nd birthday. Oh, happy birthday. Is she still Candace Cameron Barre?

Or did she get rid of the hat? Oh, that's a good question. The hat. Get rid of the hat? Thank you. Thank you. Waited for that. Hey, he'll be aware this weekend?

I'll be in a... Yeah. Thank you. Tell your friends. I have the bill. I just now got it. What, the beret? Yeah.

I was like, hmm, the hat. So Mary Kaye nationally only appear on screen four times in the entire series of Full House because they didn't want people to know there were two kids playing them. And back in the day, you just saw Mary Kate Ashley Olson as one name. You just thought, oh, that's a baby with four names. Well, that's weird. And there wasn't the internet where you could get on in search and see it. True.

They only got the job because they didn't cry. They tested out. 10 different sets of twins. And they were the only set of twins that didn't cry. So they got the job. And they had to have twins. And you see this a lot in TV sitcoms from the day because of child labor laws.

You can only have a kid work so long. Oh. So you need twins and you can rotate them in and out. Also, they put fake teeth in the babies. Because what happens is they don't lose teeth at the same time. So you can't have Michelle Tanner 1 with the tooth in the left missing. And Michelle Tanner 2 with the tooth on the right missing. Oh.

This is all good. your stuff. We did a bobby cast about mind-blown TV stuff. If you search for bobbycast and it's Seinfeld stuff. Really? I like that. I think you'll be like, huh, mind-blown. Kimmy Gibbler from

Full House, the neighbor. She was scheduled as a one-time appearance. She tried out to be DJ Tanner. And they said, no, they didn't get it. But they liked her so much. They said, hey, come back and read for the neighbor role. One-time appearance. She came back. Did such a good job that they said, hey, you should be

reoccurring character a couple of times and then all the sudden she became now she's on fuller house yeah yeah yeah so uh the fact though that danny tanner was not played by bob sagget at first because they tried to hire bob sagget but he was on another show they tried to hire paul riser second from mad about you so they wanted danny they wanted bob saggett first bob sagot was on a different show on cbs called the morning program and then he got fired from the morning program they'd already hired this guy and then they told this guy who they already hired, hey, sorry, we're going back to Bob Sagget who we couldn't originally get. Whatever happened to that

dude. It's on the Bobbycast. Where is he now? Well, he was in teen, his son's an actor now. It's all in the Bobbycast. Oh, dear. We're out of time. It's good. Oh, man. It's a half hour of me just going, mind blown about TV shows. Wow. Lunchbox is out on the streets right now but it's not him

that's doing the street segment. Go. I have a lunchbox and Hillary, our phone screener on. Lunchbox you there, buddy. Yeah, can you hear me? Oh, yeah, where are you that you're talking undercover? Oh, we're at Starbucks and it is Pizzat. I mean, to the brim. There is a line out. Are you JV. Circa 2001? He's just putting emphasis on the fact that it's packed. Okay, you can say it's packed. Okay, it's packed. Pizzac. Okay. The line was all the way to the door. There was no parking spots.

We had to park in the shopping center next to it because there was no parking spot. Okay, so here's the deal. Lunchbox is out today to mentor. You know how I'm mentoring an American Idol on Sunday night? Oh, yeah. Lunchbox is mentoring Hillary or a phone screener on how to do a street stunt because she lost the bracket challenge. We all made brackets. She finished dead last. She has her underwear on over her pants, which she must wear for 24 hours, and it does look uncomfortable.

I mean, to look at, maybe to wear, but it's uncomfortable to see. And now she has to go and sing I'm a little teapot loudly in front of a packed place with her underwear over her pants. Hillary, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. How do you feel right now? I'm doing okay. I'm standing outside. Okay, so lunchbox, you're inside where it's Pizzacked.

Oh, yeah, it is Pizak. Okay. And I'm telling you, we got the Facebook live going. We are ready. Oh, we're on Facebook. Oh, I'm watching it. Oh, you are? I am.

Wow. Okay. She has to come in and be loud because there are a lot of people. There's a lot of moving parts that's really loud. She's got to come in here and go, I'm a T-Poc, get ready. I'm a little. And she's got to be loud. And then if she's not loud enough, I'm just going to yell, the girl's in her panties.

Hillary, can you hear a lunchbox? Yeah, I can hear him. Okay. Now, you know, he's basically the mentor. He's your mentor right now. Did he give you any advice before you went out there? And he just said, be loud. Be loud.

That's what I told the guy's an American Idol. I was like, who cares? Just be loud. That's exactly what I told them. Yeah, same type of thing. Okay, Hillary, are you ready? I'm ready. Okay.

I'm ready. All right, here we go. All right. Here we go. Come on this. now? Yeah, go ahead. Okay, I'm going to put my phone down. Here we go.

Hilary's, our phone screeners, walk it. There you go. What are you? Yeah. Can I go to? I walk out, that was like good. Lunchbox? That was good.

Is that good lunchbox? Yeah, she's in her panties. She's in her panties. That wasn't very good. Yeah, no. It was good. You're being too hard. Lunchbox, you're mentoring. You can't keep someone to your standards. He's tearing her down. You're the pro. I thought she did good.

I thought she did really good. All right. You guys, not good as good as me. Come on back guys. Nice work, Hillary. I read a story that made me laugh out loud. Do you know what hat fishing is? No. Okay, do you know what cat fishing is? Yes. It is? When you trick someone online. Right. So, hat fishing is. Cat fishing is, you know, you're not really, like, let's say I set up a profile and I'm going to act like I'm Ryan Gosling.

Right. Some girl believes it. Right. I'm not Ryan Gosling. Well, there's hat fishing. It's when men wear hats all over their dating profile hiding the fact that they're bald. So when you meet them, rude. And they're bald.

You didn't know that. They tricked you. It's called hat fishing. Oh, that's interesting. That's a hilarious name. That's rude. So that's not part of your. profile at all.

I mean, what are you going to put there? I'm bald. Yeah, when does she? I mean, that's like a repellent. Maybe not, not if she's not into it. If she's into that. You know, I kind of understand why hat fishing exists because maybe

someone won't give you the benefit of the doubt at first. It's like, why would you put your height on there if you're short? There you go. Maybe you can win them over with your personality. I have been a long time winner with personality. Yeah. So you know.

I've had to be. Yeah. So I'm not a hatfish hater Okay, now you're talking, dude Because I think some people If given the benefit of the doubt Other physical things don't matter There's that guy

Lunchbox walked back in the studio Lunchbox How was it? Hey, that's funny, she did her panties What did the people say in the place? Oh, people were like, the guys didn't want to look at her Of course not

The guys in life would look And they'd be like, oh no, no, I can't Like, then they'd look back And a couple people came up to us like Was that a commercial? What was that? Why was she in her panties? A commercial.

Hillary's in the green room. Hey, Hillary, you good? Yeah, I'm good. How was it? Nobody would look at me. It was really awkward. The fact that you were on your panties over your pants is so weird. And it's like I shouldn't be looking.

It's like, ooh, I shouldn't look at that. Bobby's bad if he sees that. Yeah, that's weird. You have to wear them all day, though. All day? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Don't you have another job? Yeah. I don't know if I can wear them to that job. Yeah, yeah, you can have to. Yeah, no, you guys, you can't do that. What was the bet? All day. That's right.

Here at work, probably. All day or day. All day. That's what I heard. All day. Lunchbox, when you yelled, she's, look here, she's in panties. Did everybody turn around? Everybody turned around.

Did some people not see it at first, but you made sure they did? Right. Because some people are like, oh, some girl's singing. Then I was like, she's in her panties. It's on our Facebook page, right, Morgan number two? Yeah. By the way, let me say this. girl in Sacramento that is shaving her head because she was winning in donations.

And I felt bad because... Because you made a big donation. And it was... Well, now she's losing and she's the second place. What? Yeah. Oh, no. Someone decided that they were going to jump her.

And it's all going for a great cause, which is St. Baldricks fighting childhood cancer. And so she was down... I just donated it again. I'm just trying to keep her. She has until 10 a.m. Pacific time. Okay. So I'll retweet.

the link if any of the B team wants to jump in in five bucks, whatever. You don't have to. I just threw some more money on there. At this point now, I'm dedicated. No, no. That's Eddie's 100. Put that money away. I was just trying to help. He's been doing this. He's still carrying around.

He's trying to give my money away. Lunchbox is in control of Eddie's $100 from the race until the end of the show today. Did I tell you what he want me to do now? What? He wants me to wait until we go to Vegas in a couple of weeks so I can bet with it. He's like, I'll be a responsible one. I'll save it for you till we get there. No, that's your money.

on the show ends today. Yeah, thank you, bones. We have not fought at all. Okay. Yet. Yet. All right. Hey, so,

I actually sent a group text out and I included someone that I didn't mean to include in the group text. What did you say? Something bad about them? No. Okay, good.

They were just a random person I didn't mean to put in there. So now it's like... Say whoopsie. I got... Here's what happened. I got a great birthday gift. On you.

And so I tagged... I grouped text of the people that sent it to me. except one of them I just say one of them is a random DJ that I know that has no and so I'm like hey thanks for the birthday gift and there's five people in this is funny

this can be really funny see what he replies you're welcome man but he's on there with all these other people do you like it now I'm embarrassed but now he's part of the group you just got to make him part of the group now I'm such an idiot well anyway I got sent these pizza hat sneakers

no you did not yes he did oh yeah you were gone doing the Yeah. You can pause the game. Yes. You can order pizza from the shoes. Order. I don't know how.

I've already pushed the button five times. So pizza should be showing up. Does it just do a GPS tracker wherever you are? I don't know. Is that Zuckerberg finding another way to get us? Yeah, I don't know. We're trying to figure out how to work it. They're quite heavy.

It's like there's a laptop in each of the bottom of them. But yeah, that's pretty cool. Do you see those Mike D? They're pretty cool. I left my credit card, by the way, this morning. You're all sorts of messed up right now. Yeah. Like wrong people in your group text.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Credit card Starbucks. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Last hour, I was talking about mind-blown because Bob Sagitt wasn't the original dad on Full House. They even taped a full episode with a different dad. I put it up on Instagram and I'm, my mind's blown. And so people are watching it also and they're messaging me going, my mind's blown too. So let's do mindblones around the room.

Amy, my mindblown. I recently learned that you can't hum while holding your nose. What do you? I think that's how you hum. Yeah, you can. You can't. Yeah, you can. I thought, no way.

I could probably still do it. But I can't. Mind blow. Lunchbox, mind blown. That's going to be a new dad. I've been learning stuff about babies. And did you know newborns don't shed actual tears? Until they're a month to three months old, their tear ducks are not developed.

So when they cry, there's no tears coming out. Mind blown! Like, no actual tears. Like, I've never held a newborn baby, but I always thought they were just crying. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You never held a newborn baby? Yeah, your little nephew. Well, they were old enough where they could cry because tears would come out.

I never knew until they were a month old and not real tears came out. That is so crazy. Mindblown. Wow. Eddie, mind blown? Oh, I grew up looking up to Lou Diamond Phillips because I was watching La Bono. You know, when I was a kid. I always thought he was Mexican-American like me.

So I'm like, dude, that's my people right there. He's not even Mexican. Do you realize that? Lou Diamond Phillips is Filipino. Mind-blown. I'm like, he's not even my people. Let's go to our 24-year-old Morgan number two. Morgan number two, mind-blown?

Well, I was blue. Oh, her microphone doesn't work. Mind-blown. Her microphone doesn't work. One day we have a working studio. Can you hear me now? Yes. If you send a ripped up check or like a ripped up dollar bill and send it to the U.S.

Treasury, they send you back a check for that amount of whatever you sent in. And it totally blew my mind because I just, I always like just leave my ripped dollar bills on the counter or don't use them anymore. But what if it's ripped and you only have 40% of the bill? Because I'm already, listen, I'm being honest with you. I'm probably going right down the middle of 50% mailing it in if I can get two checks. You know? I think you get to have both. You get to have the full thing.

Oh, you do? What if you just had like 60% of it without the other half? No, I think you just send in like the total ripped bill and they like mail it back. If it's a $20 bill, you can do that. Oh. I mean, I thought if he ripped it, it's over. Yeah. You can barely hear it down.

Yeah, yeah. Let's try it though. Rip up a bill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'll rip up these bills. Nope, no, lunchbox. Oh, by the way. Eddie's money.

By the way, lunchbox has sent in two segments regarding Eddie. So Lunchbox has sent three segments in. What is today? Friday? He sent three segments in. I want to read you two of the three that he sent me. He's trying to get me mad so we can fight and he can keep the money. Segment number one.

Eddie the hypocrite dad. See? Doesn't he sent that every week? Yeah, it's every day. Eddie makes his, this is what Lunchbox writes to me. Eddie makes his kid sign a contract to keep his word. But Eddie doesn't keep his word. Hey, Bobby.

Like he's snitching. Hey Bobby. When Eddie made a promise to the school to pay them back, his kid didn't make his dad sign a contract Eddie never followed through doesn't it seem hypocritical of Eddie that all of a sudden he makes his kid sign a contract to practice baseball

makes Eddie look so bad where does Eddie think his kid learns his habits He wrote all that? Yeah it's the whole page Where did he learn his habits from you? He wants that segment to be called Eddie the hypocrite dad What's wrong? See I'm not gonna get mad I'm not gonna get mad He sent three segments

He's poking me like you were hypocrite there? No not at all You did lie to your kid No I didn't Yes you did you said you're gonna go pay the school back Yeah we still have time No, it's over. The football season, man. That's when the ticket box office opens.

Stop it. Here's another one. Okay. Eddie Ozel will be a new pair of shorts. What? Yeah, he doesn't even know about this. Eddie hit me with an egg. Oh, my goodness.

I was over at his house and it got out my shorts. I washed my shorts, and it turns out, egg yolk, stained your clothes. I love the way you're eating it. So my good shorts are ruined. And now Eddie needs to pay. Can you give me a verdict on this? All right, Judge Common Sense

We were at my house Playing the egg toss game It was Easter Oh, okay, thank you But those were his good shorts That is funny That's sort of our job He sent those in yesterday

All right That's basically his three segments Well I just got those out of the washing machine I didn't know What do you have against me Those are three segments for the week Oh my Two of them were bashing you

Pippa Grit Dad We should do this segment About how Eddie's a terrible father To Young Children I didn't say terrible father He said I'm gonna hypocrite dad I don't know whatever did to you man Being sarcastic

Bobby Jones No Bones I gotta take my Dog's ashes with me today So I have them I split them in half last night I had a bit of a minor breakdown

Last night Because when I went I had a dog If you're new to the show I had a dog for Almost 15 years And I never been married No kids

Nothing like I Have had no one live with me really for an extended amount of time. I mean, I've taken in a few wayward souls over the years, but only for brief periods of time. But so my dog passed away, and so I got his ashes. And it was weird getting them, but they've just sat in a box. And so I leave today, and I go to, I do a show tonight in Charlottesville and Pittsburgh.

But then I fly from Pittsburgh to Austin for a few days. And when I go to Austin, I'm going to spread his ashes out over where we used to live, which, by the way, I wonder if there are any listeners listening, that knows I used to live in their house. And they're thinking, this dude better not dump. dog ashes in my yard. Yeah. But I got to go rogue.

But you're going to. Yeah, I'm going to. They can get over it. Or they can arrest me. Can they? I don't know. Yeah, they can arrest them for trespassing? Absolutely.

It's called illegal. It's called illegal. I don't have to get in their yard. Yeah. I can do it from behind the yard. You can go it over the fence? Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

Like, I know how to get into my old backyard. That's right. You used to live there. Yeah. So, that being said, I have a bag and I had to split it. in half. And I'm taking half with me to Austin. I left half back here in Nashville. And so

it was, yeah, at a moment last night of vulnerability, where it sucked. And so, I just hope the TSA doesn't take it from me. I don't think they're going to, because I wrote in the Ziplag bag, dogs ashes don't take TSA.

You did? Yeah. I mean, that should send the message. Yeah. So, yeah, I'm going to do that. I don't have a car, though. And I don't want to Uber and then be all sad. Yeah, weird. And make the Uber driver wait. Yeah, like, take me up here to this.

Just wait on the corner. I haven't to dump these dog's ashes over. I'll be back. Drive me six blocks down the road. Hold on. Is the plan for you to go to your houses and do it by yourself? Of course. Okay.

I don't. Yeah, I would never do that in front of anyone. Okay. Well, I mean, I don't know. I feel. No one needs to suffer my pain. Okay. Why, what?

Go ahead. If you're fine. I mean, I just don't know if somebody could be with you. That would be maybe good. But I guess if you feel like you want to do it alone, you could do it alone. Yeah, I think I'll just roll consistent with the rest of my life. Okay. I mean, because there's people in Austin that care about you that would be there for you.

Yeah, all of Austin. Austin's awesome. Okay, you know what I mean. I keep trying to deflect with jokes, Amy. I can tell, so I'm just going to let it go. I guess you're going to do it alone. What's the deal with ashes? Do you smoke them?

And then the whole, yeah, you're not having a car thing? Like, yeah, what are you going to do? I don't know. I don't know what I'm going to do. Okay, I'm worried about it a little bit. I can hitchike. Good walk. Yeah, it's far.

I got to go to South Austin and I don't live South Austin. So anyway, that's my weekend. I'm going to be funny on stage. Look at the jockey boy, tell jokes. And I'm going to go and spread my dog's ashes. Yeah. By I'm Sunday evening or Monday. And so, you know,

It's weird, but then it's done. Then I come back here. I'll be back here. It'll be, I think if you process correctly, it could be very healing for you. I'm not finishing the tour, the Ashes Tour, until I get back to Nashville. Ashes to Ashes to Ashes. I'm selling T-Shars to Ashes. The jokes continue.

Get your merch, Ashes to Ashes. And the weird thing is kind of fun and funny, but I don't want to laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Well. Thank you, Amy. Thank you for caring. We're with you in spirit.

I know. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So did you see that there's a funeral home that is now serving alcohol? It's got a bar. It got its liquor license. Oh, well, I think that's good. Yeah, they say that some of their services include simple champagne toast, but others... No, no, no.

That's not where this is going. Others offer a full bar with the goal of helping people grieve, but also celebrate the life of that person. People are just going to get drunk to numb their pain. Oh, yeah. And they're going to be fist fights. Like, this is a new reality show. Dude, that's a great idea. Because it's legit alcohol at a memorial service.

You're already emotional. Add alcohol to emotion. There's family drama always. Some people are already drinking anyways because of it. Yeah, yeah, I would go just watch. And not without even knowing anybody. I would just go to the funeral and just watch just to see the fights. Yeah, what else?

So it's the weekend. Maybe you're headed out with some friends and you're like, who should I invite? How many people? What would be the perfect amount to, really just have a great dinner? I go with zero. Wow. Well, according to a scientist, the answer is four. A group of four is as many good friends as you can manage if you want the conversation and everything to flow and everybody feel included and in on it and the laughter to be good. Four is a

good number. I like three though now that I think about it. So you and another couple? No, no, me plus three. Oh, I've done me and another couple many times where it's just literally me and another A couple. I'm not even scared of you third will anymore. Yeah. U plus three does make four. Four is the group. Oh, four total. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Me plus three. Yeah. Oh, you mean four. I thought it was you plus four. No. How you said it, that's not like five. Okay, sorry. I just said the answer is four.

A group of four total. Plus you. Five. Stop making it confusing. But Bobby, yeah, you're right. Yeah, me plus three. Okay. 41% of women think that clean-shaven is the most attractive look for guys.

How many? 41% That's it? Yeah Wait so is it 59% They like clean shaven Over a beard But how many

Are beard likers? Um Well Everyone else No I don't know that's true Oh really Because there can be like Stubble or long beard

Or Stapleton There's a lot of Its own categories 14% said a beard Mustache combo Is the best look Oh Is that a goate

Because if there's someone Of the goate I'm not trusting They have to prove themselves to me If they have a goate 8% Say they're attracted

into a mustache. A little Tom Selleck action. Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. So I guess keep that in mind if you're thinking about growing out your beard. I guess I'm part of the percentage that likes a beard.

You know, I often dabble and growing my facial hair out, mostly around vacation time, but I just have this little weird patch of gray that I hate. And I try to maintain my Peter Pan image. Yeah. But I hate...

It makes you look older. Yeah, for sure. And I'm trying to look 17, folks. Totally. You nailed that look last weekend on the road, where were you? You were posting pictures on Instagram meeting listeners

and I was like who are these people with the listeners and you look so young I was proud of you because thanks listen I don't lie about my age I'm 61

but it was very beaverish are you talking about yeah I mean listen I travel like hat sideways but you don't really call Bieber I don't care

I like bitch of beer he's fine He's cool I love Justin the hat sideways things because my glasses are so thick I can't

I don't really wear flat bridge drums very often. I have one or two that I enjoy because I like the logo on it. Yeah. I think you had a white Pimpinjoy with a white t-shirt. I can't wear a curved brim hat with my glasses. My glasses are so thick. Yeah. So to wear I had, I do have to turn it just a little bit. Not hard. I'm not trying to be Fetterline, but just a little bit. And does my skin look great? Yeah. Okay, sue me. You know what? I don't know what it was, but whatever outfit you had on and with the listeners.

It's always my travel outfit. So I'm usually in sweats. Yeah. not something I wear out. Okay, well, you definitely, I was like, look at him. Yeah, look at me. How old did he look at him? Come on. How old? 17.

Wow. I looked illegal, folks. You were still in high school. I felt like, I felt like, I shouldn't be looking. Oh, wow. You felt like Dateline and Bistee was about to come in. Wow. Excuse me, Amy.

Okay, never mind. What were you looking at? I was looking at you. I saw you looking at Bobby's picture a little too long. And lastly, you know how sometimes I like. to leave people with a fun fact. Yeah, we do. So everyone in North Korea named Kim Jong-un had to legally change their name once he took power

because it's illegal to have the same name as the Supreme Leader. Oh, wow. Mine blows. So that's your little fun thing. When you're out to dinner with your group of four, you can bring that up. So you plus four? No, four total. Got it.

Golly. How is that confusing? I don't know. I don't know. Probably me. I'm blaming on me. Okay. Is that it?

Yeah, maybe. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. All right, thank you very much. We'll see you on Monday. Don't forget.

I'm on American Idol Sunday night. Yeah, do not. I mean, you can forget. I don't want to do. I already got paid. I'm excited. So doesn't matter. Oh, really?

You don't have to wait till late. You just get paid already? Yeah, because I did the work. Yeah, they don't base on our ratings. Thank God. Yeah. Because Randy may tank with me on there. Nobody knows who I am.

So, yeah, that's happening on a Sunday night. I'll be in Charlottesville, Virginia, tonight. That show sold out. I'll be in Pittsburgh tomorrow night. So, Bobby Bonescom. Amy, on the weekend, what you got? Oh, um, hanging out with the kids, I guess. You'll be performing in your living room for your children?

Probably. Two shows. I know. I thought, I don't know what the weather's going to be like, but we're definitely just doing some of the kids. It may take them roller skating for the first time if anybody was down for that. They haven't roller skis? Any listeners? Or just in the

room? In the room. I mean, no, they haven't. We're trying to figure out what to do for our daughter's birthday. And I'm trying to think of activities, but, you know, that she can invite friends to come do. Shooting range. That would be fun. We're sampling. No, I'm not going to do that. But, you know, the next few weekends will be sampling out what kind of party we want to have. Interesting. Okay, well. If you have any ideas.

Have a good weekend. Can we have a party at your house? An American Girl doll party? Yeah, because my house is apparently. the hub of all American girl things. Yes. She wants a truck, by the way, for her doll. I'll get her a truck. I'll get her a truck. Don't worry about that. Just tell me which one. Oh, I don't know. I'll get her a whole car lot. I didn't even know. I'll pull the whole lot. I'll do the whole car salesman. I didn't even know they had cars for these dolls. And where are they going to go? Wherever you take them. Listen, you're the factory. Yeah, yeah. All right. Thank you all. See you

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