The Bobby Bones Show - The Friday Morning Conversation With RaeLynn + Lunchbox & Eddie Get Challenged To A Race

Episode Date: March 30, 2018

RaeLynn stops by the studio and Bobby challenges Lunchbox and Eddie to a mile race Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm glad to be back at it. The first part of the year, I just didn't go, I don't work. Oh. Mostly because you can't promote something. I didn't want to cross-promote the raging idiots in the comedy shows. They got confusing. Okay. So there had to be a window of when I wasn't doing anything.

I was miserable. You know why? Because I don't have anything to do on the weekends. I don't have a system built in for when I'm home on the weekends. So when the weekends come, I don't have, there's nothing to do. Makes sense. Like, I don't have friends that go. I mean, I guess.

Yeah, that means you feel bad because, I mean, we're all your friends. But you have systems built in for your weekends. Everybody does. Lunchbox goes to cherry-picking Boston festivals. Yeah. Amy's doing stuff with kids. But yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm glad to be back out on the road. So Amy dropped her phone this morning before the show started. Yep, I did.

And she walked in and was not upset about it, but she said, hey, check this out. And I looked at it. And I said, huh. She said, yeah, just happened. Yeah, lunchboxes. Can I just say she had a, I don't know what Amy's thinking. She has that nice phone in her bag with her computer and a glass jar full of It was my green smoothie. It's the culprit.

So you know you don't have a case on it, but you still drop the bag on the floor like playing, I don't get. You're acting like I purposefully dropped it. I accidentally dropped my bag on the floor and the green smoothie jar that was sitting on top of my phone in the bag, which normally would have been an issue. Why would you put those next to each other, glass and glass? I didn't mean to do my phone in the bag. You didn't mean to do a lot of it. Yeah, I know, you guys, there's this funny thing called an accident. Yeah.

What about the case on the phone, though? I just hadn't gotten one yet. It was on my list. And Morgan number two was telling me I needed one so bad. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And even when I dropped the bag, I looked at Morgan number two and I said, Morgan number two, just dropped my bag. I don't have a case on my phone.

Let's see what happened. There's not anything. And I pull it out and it's literally the entire screen is cracked. And I was like, oh, a funny joke, Morgan number two. Well, she comes in and she had written an eight on the wall. because we write how good we're feeling before the show. Yeah. Just saves time of us having to figure each other out.

Right. And I said, you should probably change that. She goes, no, I'm okay. But then you did kind of pop out and snap at me just a bit this morning. At one point she got. Because I thought you were trying to tell me I was late and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Because I thought you, I forgot about the board and I thought you were eyeballing the clock. Because the clock and the board were right next to each other and I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm in here. No, I was like, hey, don't forget to ride on the board how you feel. That way you don't have a discussion about it. Yeah, but... That's how y'all started? His eyeballs were saying... Oh, now I'm getting eyeball shamed. His eyeballs were saying...

You know, one of my eyes doesn't work, right? Pack your balls. Pack your balls. Yeah. Pack your balls. And go home. Oh, whatever. Amy, you did a good job staying on that eight, though, for the most part.

What? Yeah, you really did it, especially for your phone. And I really thought you just dropped your bag on purpose. Like, oh, you were just sitting it on the ground. Like, okay. No, I was putting it on my chair arm and it missed. You'll figure. What's that cost?

He had it fixed. Morgan told me like a million dollars. A million, really? Wow. I just get a new phone. I think I'm going to need to. And a house. I'd buy a house a new car.

Unless somebody knows somebody that knows somebody that knows that a big iPhone screen. They have stores that just do that. Yeah. Apparently, this new one is... Morgan number two, what... What's the deal with the phone? I'm pretty sure because she just changed over to the iPhone X, and I'm pretty sure those screens run about $1,000.

Oh, yeah, right. That's more than the phone. There's no way. I'm 99% sure. They told me. This is the iPhone 10. When I was in this organ of mine, they told me that I had to protect it because it basically destroys it. That's still a lot.

That's so ridiculously $279 that I would not need to spend on that. It's way less than a thousand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the thing about it... You know, we know, 24 is on no crap. Yeah, Morgan number two. Go ahead, Morgan number two. The phone is like an HD phone, so it could just not be the screen.

with these phones now they're wrapped around so they may have to replace more than just the screen. Oh, it's definitely cracked on the edge. But it's the problem. I know me and it's just probably not going to get fixed. Ever? I don't know. I mean, yeah. Do you have AppleCare?

Nah, probably not. They probably were like, would you like Apple Care with that? And I was like, nope. It's only $29 with Apple Care. A month? No. If you like Apple Care. Maybe I got that.

I could see me saying yes to that. Yeah. You know what Amy's been watching? Are you still watching the office? Would you just start and stop? Well, I've started. I've started, yes, and it's really good. But I, El Chapo got in the mix of that. He went to the office? Oh, wow. El Chapo's in an episode? I miss that one. So here's the thing with the office. Like, I guess I would see it on reruns on TV, but never in order.

So what I'm doing with the office and it's going to take some time is I'm watching it from season one, episode one, all the way. Yeah, I did that. First of all, it's my favorite show. Yeah. And that's why I did it in real life. And then I did it again. Oh, you did it for me. I did it. Well, because you did the March bracket. You did bracketology, but for your TV shows. And the Office won, right? So that's when I started it. And there are 20 minute episodes. Right. So you can get through them. And I had no idea. Sometimes Michael Scott was touching on some super sensitive stuff back. I wonder if some of that would get away with being on air today. Well, you can even look at some of the stuff they talked about in 70s, 80s. No. I mean, culture changes. Some things they talk about were like, oh, that's not a big deal at all. Like Ellen, saying she's gay on TV. That was huge then. It wouldn't be a big deal now.

Right. But there were also things that we were doing, it was over the line then that you would go, well, we wouldn't do that now. Now in Supergirl, there's a girl kissing a girl, and my daughter's like, what? And I'm like having to talk to her about it because she had never seen that in this in Supergirl.

And I was like, okay, this is Supergirl. Amy, FaceTime me yesterday with her daughter. And because her daughter's birthday's coming up. Yeah, April 25th. And so her daughter got confused that her birthday, was my birthday was my birthday's in three days. Yeah, so she's like, no, that's Bobby's birthday. She's like, oh, because she keeps talking about her.

She's never really had a birthday party for her. And then Bobby doesn't really want a birthday party. I'm like, well, why don't we just have a joy party? Dude, let's just blow it out for Amy's daughter. Bottle service. Yeah, yeah. Bottles of fanta. Yeah.

That's what she likes, but it's not allowed. What? She hasn't had, oh my goodness. Under my roof, She has not had soda since she's stepped foot on American soil. Amy, the phantas are the best. No, we don't need that in our lives, Eddie. But you know where she had Coke yesterday?

Probably with your husband? No, he hasn't. He's done lemonade. I don't allow that either, but he does. And the school served pizza and Coke at a party before spring break. And she came home and she walked through the door. She goes, Mom. And I go, what?

She has a big smile on her face. She goes, I had Coca-Cola today. And I was like, oh, my God. But under your roof. Thanks a lot, school. I mean, she was like, and I chugged it. I missed soda. Me too.

Me too. I would drink. About once or twice a year, I'll get a glass of Coke at a restaurant if it's a really nice dinner. It's so, that burn just takes you back. It's just like, oh. I know, me too. And I was, I drank Coke as a kid and then got addicted to diet Coke as an adult. And I know what it took me to get off of that.

and that's why I try to protect my kids from that is because I saw as an adult what it did to me. I mean, I went through withdrawals. Yeah, anything you give your body a lot of, you have to pull off. Yeah, it's tough. Coke is so good, though. Dude, once in a while I get that.

The grape fanta or the orange fanta, and I'll drink so much of it, and my stomach will hurt forever. Yeah, but you're like, Amy, why don't you give it to your daughter? Because it's so good. I'm like, well, Eddie, that's why. Well, if they don't know about it, They don't know what they're missing.

I would compare that to me and drugs. I don't know what drugs, how good those would make you feel like they do. True. So I don't mess with them because I don't even want to be like, ooh, how about that? Because I will. I'll just eat all the drugs. Because you eat them all, right? And that how it works?

Yes. But I learned from, if you really listen to that song, I took a pill and a visa. I took a pill in Ibiza. Mike, Mike Posner. Hey, it's Mike Posner. Because you just said that it was cool. Yeah. Yeah.

I just was like, God, you know, I mean, I don't know how many drugs he was doing or whatever, but he just makes it seem like that life is just so miserable. It's like awesome, but then not. Yeah, I've really never heard too many great stories about drugs, really. Well, no, I've heard great stories about the first time or party time. But never by people being addicted to them. It's always, I wish I would have never. The long term of it's never positive.

No one goes, man, one of the best decisions I made seven years ago was taking drugs. Exactly. There are people going, man, I was so wiped out that it was a really great party. But it's, if it referrals past that, it's when it gets bad news. I don't get that. Even further... I was so wiped out. It was awesome.

Even further in the song, he talks about girls and not being, like he, hooking up with them or whatever, but not being able to allow himself to get on that... I thought of Bobby...

I was breaking this song down the other day. I don't know. But he was, he's just like not in a good place. Like, he wouldn't allow himself to be in a relationship. Like, he wouldn't take it to the next level. So girls would just kind of wake up and go.

And then at the end of the day, he just seemed really lonely. He's like, this life isn't as cool as it seems. That sounds fun. I don't even have the girls part that makes me lonely. That doesn't even happen. It's just lonely.

Where is Mike Posner anyways, you know? He's in a visa. I don't know. He came to the studio with Jake Owen once. Dude, that was a great interview. But he really didn't pop on the air much, did he just click on it? He sat on the couch. No, he just cares like, hey man, we're going to sit over here on the couch.

And he had a little pad with him and he was just writing like songs or poems or something. Yeah, we met Mike Posner back in the day. We're on Kiss, FM. Yeah, in Wichita. Maybe you didn't go to that. Lunchbox and I did. Mike Posner. He's posing.

He's a nice guy. Yeah. Okay, today's show about to start. What do we learn today on today's show? Hold, please. Anything you want to pass along? Oh, that every jewel on my crown, you better believe I earned it. So Ray Lynn comes in.

You won't hear that song because obviously we can't play music. And obviously because we never do, not because we never do. not because you know the legal rules. We had that whole conversation. Yes. You won't get to here perform live but go to Bobbybones.com and watch that. But she came in.

Lunchbox, anything from today? I learned that Amy broke her phone and she stayed in a good mood and just to give you an update, Mike Posner. I don't know where he's at. He's been tweeting, but he has a new album coming, but he doesn't say where he's exactly at right now. Nice plug, dude.

Hey, boy. Okay. What did you learn? I watched the Roseanne. I talk about Roseanne coming up. And I watched it. It's all my Insta story to me watching it. Did we teach you anything?

It's never about, sometimes I teach myself stuff. You know, I talk out loud and I go, wow, that was a good point. Like nothing from my pile. Oh, you learned about my make out in Vegas, yeah. Yeah, there's one part of the show. And again, let me recommend the Bobbycast from Jillian Jacqueline. There are two parts. And in part two, she talks about meeting a monk.

Oh, it's crazy. There's a monk in Thailand. She doesn't know this monk. This monk came up. to me and he was like, had this cell phone. He was talking to someone on the phone. And he handed it to me. And this woman, she was like, um, he handed you the phone because he knows you can speak English. Our English teacher just broke her leg. Do you want to teach English at our school? I'm not kidding. And I was like, um, sure. So you can hear that. She's quite interesting.

She has really good music too. Gillian Jacqueline on the Bobby cast. You know who's coming to the house next week? Who? I can't announce it on the railroad radio show yet. But who's going to hear? No, yeah. If you're listening to this, You're hardcore, and we appreciate. That's why we do this extra because this part doesn't go on the radio, but Al Dean's come to the house.

Really? You have to do a bobby cat. Dang, dude. I love that. I'm going to tell you something about this bobby cast. What? Like, people come to this show because we're about the only thing left that can move the needle.

Like, our listeners are so hardcore. If our listeners like something, they'll go buy it. And we have a big audience. But that bobby cast has become cool to people, like to come do. It was never, it was only cool to me ever. I was like, I was only cool for me.

I want to learn about these artists, what's in their mind. but now art we can't even book this thing because it's so far backed up people begging to get in I'm glad you got me back in episode 10 well you can come on whenever you want but Al Dean's coming that's cool and you know and I'm having to juggle big artists because it's never about the big artists but I do want to get deeper with the big artist but Al Dean's coming Kimberly Schlatman's coming soon love it okay is Al Dean your biggest artist on their side of Stapleton is Dirk's Merrin oh yeah you have a lot Yeah, he has.

Marin was the one that popped the cherry of artists coming in. Yeah, because there were songwriters before that. Because I was like, no artists ever. And she was like, come on, let me on the Bobby Cass. She was actually the first person that thought it was cool before anybody else thought it was cool. So I have to give her credit because then other people started going, oh, Marin's coming in. And then once Stapleton's like, yeah, I'm in. I want to do this.

Everyone's like, oh, Stapleton to do it. But Karen Fairchild has done a good one. Oh, that's true. Yeah. But it is kind of weird because they come to my house. Yeah. So that part's always a little bit weird because nobody comes to my house. Do they stick around for a little bit afterwards?

Depends. Usually we're so tired afterward. I mean, it's an hour on microphone. Yeah. A lot of talking. Yeah, it's like a, just, you have to stay focused for hours. I'm pretty beat. The longest conversation afterward was with Brandon from Lanko.

We probably talked for an hour afterward. It's a good dude. We just was talking just about music and it just rolled over. That one, Tom Douglas and I talked for a while who wrote, do you know how about me? Yeah. And then he did some stuff with Lady A and. I'll run to you, stuff like that.

But anyway, that's all. People come to the house and it's weird. And then we walk upstairs in my, this extra room. They're walking upstairs. They're like, where are we going? I'm always wondering, too, like, are they going to bring anybody? And the coolest people don't. And if they do bring people, do they stay down in the...

No, they sit on the couch. But hardly anybody brings anyone. Who's the last person to bring someone? Maybe John Oates, maybe. That was like 30 episodes ago. Wow. Yeah. Who do he bring?

like a publicist? Yeah, because he's... Because he's John Oates. Well, and he also isn't in the format. But again, if you wanted somebody's house, that's weird. Yeah, they're trusting you. It's weird for me in my house. But I'm about to get a new studio

in the next couple months, hopefully build it up and not be so, you know... We open up all the windows, so it doesn't seem as creepy. Right? Like, we open the window. You put music in there. Yeah, we have as big... It's a whole thing.

But we still have awful equipment. Okay, well, that's getting to go on the big show. In the show, anything else, guys? No? No, that's about it. That'd be a weekend. Yeah. All right, well, that'll happen to the end of the show.

Right, right. All right, and here we go. Folks, it's your buddy and mind. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. This is the Bobby Bones. Yeah, morning. Welcome to Friday show.

Morning studio. Morning. So, people still wishing us happy birthday. Hello. Cindy in Florida. Well, good morning. Well, good morning. How y'all doing?

Good. What's up with you? Oh, I just called say happy birthday. Thank you very much. I just love your personality. And Amy also has one, too. Whether you think so or not. Wait, why would I not think Amy has a personality? You were just down there.

Now, listen, what I was say it was, she got mad at me for no reason yesterday. No, no, you got re- irritated. I bet her blood type is. Cindy, I'm done with this call. I'm tired of it. I'm ganging up on me all the time. Oh, I have a personality. No, no. If I weren't married, I would hunt you down and make you marry me. Dang. Whoa.

I'm listening. Yeah, I'm back. You got me? I'm back. I'm back. I'm back here. Okay, go ahead. Yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go shorthy. Yeah. I just started listening to your show not too long ago. And I know when I'm driving down the road, people think I'm crazy because I'm laughing to myself. There's no one in the car. And I'm over here just laughing, and they're probably thinking this woman is crazy. Something about me says you're doing that even when you're not listening to the show. Hey, I am crazy, but I love it. Hey, where do you live in Florida? I live in Lake City.

North of Gainesville. Yeah, I used to summer there. Oh, yeah? No, I never summered anywhere in my life. I just usually hear that on TV, so I say that sometimes. If you summered here, it's going to be at the river somewhere because there's nowhere else to go. Hey, what do you do for a living? Hey, I'm a call girl.

Hmm. Okay. I like you answer the phones. Yeah. Oh. Oh. But it's not the kind. You're probably thinking.

All right. All right. So what do you do for a living? I actually work for a call center. Yeah. And if I call for what product do you answer the phones for? I'm turbo tax. So if I call and go, I'm having a problem with turbotax.

What do you say? Well, what can I help you with her? Well, I keep getting this error message on my screen. Apparently I'm doing it right. Well, let's see what we can do for you. Wow, I'm in. Yeah. You might share in your screen with me, sir?

Oh, so then you take over their screen? Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Do you ever see things you shouldn't see on their screen? No, all we can see is their turbo-tax crap. I can't even see them. Oh. I'm like, dang, I want to see what he looks like.

He sounds hot. Man. Oh, my God. He doesn't have to be my favorite goal. Cindy, you are quite the treat. I got to be honest with you. You should call back. Well, you guys have a great day.

Okay, we will now. I'm going to have a great day. I'm going to see my grandchildren and bring them home with me for the weekend. Well, congratulations. I hope that's awesome. See, I could make you a grandpa instantly. Thanks. I don't even have kids.

That'd be quite the jump. You get to skip all that. Yeah, yeah. I do. Yeah, yeah. They would be yours. We would just have a great. grand old time.

How old are your kids? My kids are 26 and 32. Your kids are my age, basically. That's okay. I'll be your cute cougar. Okay. All right. And you would enjoy it.

Cindy, the cougar. Hey, save our number. Yes, please call Cindy. I don't have your number. No, I want to save your number so we can call you back sometimes. Is that okay? Okay, you do that.

All right. Hold on, I'm going to put you on hold. Okay, well, and away we go on Friday. Yeah. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's I see you. We've got your good one here for Friday. I see you to rapper Fettywap.

You know what Fettie Wop is? Yes. What songs he sing, you know? I do. He just returned to his hometown of Peterson, New Jersey, to give away grocery store gift cards, tell people in his community with their Easter holiday dinners. He handed out of gift cards to hundreds of people

that stretched all around the block at the local price right. The gift card giveaway was not. his first act of charity in his hometown. In November, he gave away 500 turkeys for Thanksgiving. Fettie Wop, showing up. I love it. Every hour, we're going to play this song in his honor. Okay.

Yeah. Betty Wop, I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymond Under Armour revealed a data breach. It affected their popular My Fitness pal app. 150 million people were affected.

They got your email address. your username, so definitely change your passwords. In airline news, the landing gear on a delta plane caught fire shortly after landing in Atlanta. The brakes locked up. Luckily, everybody is okay. And finally, in sports, March Madness, the final four is this weekend. Games get underway on Saturday. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones.

Lunchbox is known for his epic nap taking. By the way, he took a nap during our award ceremony the other day. You sure did. Yeah, where they're getting a real prestigious award. We're all dressed in suits and ties and look over and lunchbox is asleep at the table. Eyes shut. And I started elbow and people like, hey, get a load of this. And he's just out.

Now, in the minute we tried to get video, he woke up. Oh, no, I ain't doing it. But he does have an announcement to make since he is Mr. Epic Nap Taker. Yeah, did you guys know about this? No. I get the press release machine ready. What is? Yeah, lunchbox, go ahead.

I took my napping to an epic level. Four hours, 15 minutes. Wow. It's like a night's sleep for some people. How amazing is that? I didn't set an alarm and I just let my body go. And it was amazing. I never realized I could go as far as I did.

And I pushed myself and four hours and 15 minutes of solid nap time. That's amazing. That's amazing to me. Wow. So did you get the, A proper amount of sleep the night before? I think I did. I didn't get a nap the day before.

And maybe the stress of a baby coming, all that on top of each other. Just let my body go. My body will tell you when to get up. It'll rest for as long as it needs and then it'll wake up. And my body said four hours and 15 minutes a day is where you need to go. Speaking of babies, you sleep like a newborn. Yes. Like all the time and then eat it to the whole work goes.

back to sleep. Yeah. So you're going to have something in common with your baby when it comes out. That's what I'm saying. Whenever the baby's ready to sleep, I'll be ready to sleep. I promise. That's what most parents do. They sleep when their baby sleep, right? Yeah, but he sleeps all the time. Yeah, he might out sleep the baby. Yeah. You'd have to be good at sleep. Hopefully my baby inherits that for me. Is that right? Inherits? Yeah. Because I want it to be a sleeper. Hopefully it sleeps through the night and I just get all the sleep. Oh, I love sleep. Baby Box Update. Anything going on?

Yeah, a lot of stuff going on. A baby is the size of a bell pepper. What? A bell pepper. Yeah. I don't know if it's green, yellow, or red, but I'm going to throw up on the same side. But yeah, it's the size of a bell pepper right now. And this is the craziest thing.

The ears are now in the right spot. They won't move anymore. They don't start right there on the side of your head. They move there. That is so weird. It's weird that you know so much about this. And the baby is now yawning and can. hiccup.

Yeah! How about that? It hiccups. That is so weird. And it's starting to punch, kick, and turn. Oh, so have you felt it? Haven't felt it yet,

and she hasn't felt it yet, but this is, they said, you will start feeling it. That is weird. There you go. Baby Box Update. Baby's doing August. Yeah, August 29th.

Woo! Oh. We are officially, it says according to the thing, It says 18 weeks, but that means officially four months on the dot. Four months. That means I only got five months to go, folks. Huh?

Because it's a nine-month-thing. Oh, you're four months in. Oh, I got to. Yeah. Okay, there we go. There we go. Okay. Thank you lunch, lunch, wise.

I got to start getting my sleep. Bobby phones. The Bobby Bones show. Time for your positivity on a Friday. A little tell me something good. Tell me something good. Hey, mate. So, there's this 22-year-old.

named Grace. She doesn't live with her mom anymore. She moved cross-country to New York City. And her mom lives in Texas and was on the phone with her and Grace was like, oh, I've had the worst week. I've got a headache. I don't have any plans this weekend. So her mom dropped what she was doing and decided to fly to New York just to be with her daughter so that she would feel better. And she put it on Twitter and it's just like gone crazy. Like people are like, whoa, this is one cool mom there. Babe, you meet that? is driving home from work, stops to get gas, and it's hot outside in California.

He's like, man, I'm going to go in and get a drink, walks in, gets a drink, puts it on the counter, and he sees the scratch-offs. And there's the 10 million dazzler. It's real sparkly, and he goes, I kind of catches my, I'll buy one of those. He won $10 million. There you go.

$10 million. You know the lottery isn't in on this, right? On all these stories coming out, the lottery's in on it. I've heard your theory. Bobby thinks they got new PR. Yeah, every day there's a lottery story. It makes sense. That's all I'm saying.

A good Samaritan stepped forward because she was flipped to a magazine in her town. I said, hey, I need a kidney. And she goes, huh, I wonder if I could match. So she went out a perfect match because of an ad. She saw in a magazine. She gave the girl a kidney. Isn't that crazy? That is crazy.

That's crazy. The kidney, stranger stories, I know they happen all the time, but they're always going to be, not all the time, but they're always going to be crazy to me when we talk about them. Because they don't even know each other. They don't even know each other. Because we don't even know for sure if we would give kidneys to people in this room. Yeah. True.

Yeah. Think about that. I've been thinking a lot about it. No comment. I posted a picture of me using a Ouija board. Boy, Instagram wear crazy. That idea. Well, what I said was, which celebrity would you talk to?

If the Ouija board was real, I don't think a Ouija board. I don't think, as I said on Twitter, you go to the ding-dong toy store and you buy a Ouija board for $4.99, and all of a sudden, you're talking to Osama bin Laden. I don't think that's the case. Oh, you guys are crazy It's a piece of wood from a toy store Do you think that they're putting some sort of paranormal thing In a child store in a box Made by Milton Bradley

You think old Milton's sitting there going Ooh, I wonder how I can get my demonic sign into No, really You can probably talk to him too Like as a kid you kind of thought Someone was really moving it Whose hand was really moving it? Your friend that was in on it

Or your sister or your brother I never played with a Ouingie board Not as a kid See, that's what I'm saying You go back to your childhood, I wasn't moving it. Yeah, but somebody was moving. It did move, but I'm like, somebody's in on it. I don't know who, but it would move.

Well, they were lighting me up on Instagram. You're bringing out the devil. And then my mom threw it away. The Ouija board? Yeah. Listen, I think there are things that bring out the devil. I don't think a piece of wood with a fake little triangle is one of them. I don't.

I was trying to talk to Andy Kaufman. What do you say? He didn't talk back. He might still be alive. It was only my hands, so it wasn't moving. There wasn't anyone else. Yeah, nobody else was jeetin. Robin Williams, Abel.

Lincoln, Elvis, Johnny Cash, all made the list. One dead celebrity you could talk to, or he'd just stand away from it. Oh, I'm staying away from the Ouija board. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Lunch bikes? Man, I'll go back and talk to old George Washington. Yeah.

Really? Yeah, I'll see what it was like back then. I told you he's worth half a billion dollars in the 1700s. So he's like Warren Buffett? Probably richer in comparison. Yeah, that's a good, yeah. But then he was like, okay, the Warren Buffett back then. I wonder if he would be happy where the country went and how it's going.

He's the one who said, hey, no kings. And isn't a king? Right. You know, term limits. I wonder if he would watch Prince Harry get married to Megan Markle. I wonder if he'd eat a tide pod. Like, what are we talking about here? The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. It's Friday. So we got new movies out. Ready Player 1. Mike D. You saw that. Quiet Mike. What did you think of that, Quiet Mike?

Really good. Yeah, there you go. He liked it. 78% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. And then Mike D.M.I. saying this one right? Tyler Perry's Acrimony? Yep.

Okay. Did you see that? No. Okay, cool. And it has no score, so you know what that normally means. It means they don't want me to see it. Because it's not very good. That's why don't people see my book.

I'm going to review my book. And there's also new music out. Casey Musgraves has Golden Hour. Yeah. I'm really looking forward to this. Mm-hmm. Because all the songs, like, Butterfellers, And this one here

Getty up, get it up. Get on her. It's so good. It is good. Okay, I made me. That's your 30 seconds getting. Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead.

Story of the day. This story comes to us from Honolulu, Hawaii. A man was playing catch on the top of a parking garage when he missed the ball and it went down between the Walgreens and the parking garage. She's like, oh, just shimmy my way down there and get the baseball. Sounds like a good plan? Gets down there about 15 feet and he gets stuck. and someone coming out of the Walgreens heard him screaming for help.

So firefighters came and it took three hours to break the wall down and get him out. Oh, wow, they had to break the wall. Dang. Wow. Look at him stuck in the wall. I mean, he went through a lot of effort to shimmy down through two very close walls to get a baseball. I'd probably call the game. Hey, Jim, we're done.

Let's postpone. Yeah, we'll play tomorrow. Or is there another ball? How did they even get him out of there? They have to break the wall, probably. Yeah, they had to break through the wall. Oh, they broke through one of the store's walls? Yeah.

Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm lunchbox at your Bonehead store in the day. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Oh, Karen and Virginia. Good morning. Hi, Bobby.

I'm so excited to talk to you. Oh, we're excited to talk to you. What's going on? I'm shaking so bad. I'll get to talk to you. Well, pull over. Are you driving right now? I'm not.

I just parked. I just parked where I'm working today. Okay, cool. Well, what can I do for you? Well, I'm coming Friday to see you and sharp. Charlottesville. I'm so excited. I'm celebrating my birthday that night and, and happy birthday to you on Monday, too. Oh, thank you. So a week, you're coming to my stand-up show in Charlottesville, Virginia. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Man, that's cool. I'll be 67 years old, and I just want to let you know that us old women love to talk to you and hear you too.

Stop that. Stop that with that old woman thing. Come on. You have the voice of a 27-year-old. Yeah. And the laugh of a 19-year-old. No, no, that's even creepy for me to say. Yeah, yeah. Hey, well, so what's the plan for today? You're going to work? What? Yes, sir, I'm going to work.

In fact, I'm at work right now. I'm getting ready to go on the job, and I work at Green Valley Book Fair, and I'm a retired woman and just enjoying life. Well, I appreciate that night. I can't wait to meet you next Friday. But I'm in Vegas tonight. Awesome. At the Golden Nugget Casino. Oh, man, can I give you some chips to cash in?

I brought back with me. From Golden Nugget? Because I'm not going to another casino. Yeah, you got to. They got to be from the Golden Nugget, I mean. Oh, sorry, yeah. I'll take him from you. Were you going soon?

I mean, I don't know. I'll just take them. Lunchbox and I used to go to Vegas every two months together. We used to get on a plane and go to Vegas. I used to play poker and I wouldn't see him for a couple days, so I don't know what he was doing. Yeah. But we go to Vegas for, like, all the time. I was saying, hello, ladies.

Yeah. Now we're both older. I mean, I'm doing the same. Yeah, it's got a bed at eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about this? Let's go to Brooke and Arkansas. Hey, Brooke, good morning.

Hi, Bob. me? Thank you for calling the show. What can I do for you? Oh, I just wanted to tell you all of y'all. Thank you so much for just coming on the radio show every morning and making me smile on my drive to say it, Bill. Y'all are awesome. Hey, Wu Pig, right? Woo Pig. That's right. I'm currently looking for a parking spot. That's what I say to all my Arkansas people that call. If you're new to the show, I am proud,

loud about being from Arkansas. So I appreciate that call. I post it on Twitter, which would you rather have if you could only have one, or chocolate. That's it. Amy, what did you select? Bread or chocolate? Chocolate. You did? Yeah. Wow. Okay. It was a hard decision, but yeah. Bread or chocolate? Lunchbox?

Oh, bread for sure. Eddie? Chocolate bones? I mean, I make a sandwich out of chocolate. I don't care. No, you need. Anywhere the bread would be, I would just put a bar of chocolate on it. So everything's a s'm more. That's right. Yeah. So 60% of people said bread.

Oh. I said bread or chocolate. 60% of people pick bread. What do you pick? Probably bread. Yeah. If I only get to have one. But you get to put stuff on the bread?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not just eating bread or chocolate. Oh, I might have to change my mind. You have to take one and eliminate the other forever. You can only have bread or chocolate. What do you have? Chocolate. You still have...

Yeah. I may have to change it, but yeah. The Bobby Bones show. Coming up at top of the hour, about 20 minutes or so, Ray Lynn, coming into the studio as part of the Friday morning conference. Station. She'll play this song too. So Ray Lynn at the top of the hour.

Are you getting sassy over there? Let's play Name That Tune. So here's what I'll do. I'll play a song from the very beginning. Yell your name as the buzzer if you can identify it, okay? Okay. Who's the name that tune champion, by the way? Probably me.

Oh, okay, here we go. Great. Just start keeping score. Okay. First one to five wins is the name that tune champion. Oh, to five? Yeah. Okay.

Let's play Name That Tune. Come on, baby. I get like a crown or something. Yeah. And the name that tune champion can... I love it. I wear it every day. All right, here we go.

Name that tune. Song number one. Eddie? Oh, shoot. Eddie? Southern girl. Tim McGraw. Yeah. Two points.

Dang it. Good one. Wow. Wow. That's my boy. Wow Now I ain't saying to me Ladies don't know

What they do it Nice work Song number two Name that tune Amy I'm going to say Midland drinking problem It does sound similar style

Then that person started singing Eddie Eddie I'm playing it again Y'all your name if you know it Eddie? Toby Keith I love this bar Correct

It does sound like that, huh? No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. It does sound like the Midland. No, no chance. That's Toby Keith. Love his bar. Never mind.

Okay. Ready? Song number three, Name that tune. Eddie. Eddie. George straight at the chair. I'm the champion.

Give me my crown. I can't even think. That's six bones? No, five games. This is game one. Doc him a point for that? You've been ducked to point for being an doctor. Take a point away.

I mean, that was so. That's so rude. I was just celebrating myself. We're not done, though. I mean, what was that? You can't like in football. Give me your crass! Like, when you do a touchdown and you dance in the end zone.

There are two more. Wow. Eddie can still lose. Yeah. Wow. Because now you only have five points that you've been docked one. And they can get two. The theme is worth three points itself.

Yeah. What in the world was that? All right. Here we go. And name that tune. Oh, I've heard this one. Imagine going away. Eddie.

Eddie. Dustin Lynch, something like that. Dustin Lynch. Mind reader. Lunchbox. Mind reader. Oh, that's right. Oh, good.

Good. Get that. Oh, my gosh. That's amazing. Bones. My bad, my bad. Oh, wow. Oh, man.

Hold on. Let me look at this. Last one. I like didn't even come to play today. I'd like to guess the theme. They all wear cowboy hats. Correct. Yeah.

Oh, you're right. You won that. Eduardo wins again. Yeah. Tim McGraw, Southern Girl. Toby Key, the love this bar, Dustin Lynch, Mind Reader, George Strait the chair. His last one.

The last one was going to be this one here. Just for fun. Ready, Eddie? Yeah, I'm ready. Anybody can get it, but Eddie will win. Eddie. Eddie. Justin Moore, somebody else will. Yeah.

Come on, guys. Dang. Where did you guys go? Don't know. I don't know. I'm so irritated with myself. Yeah, you should be. Lunchbox, you got a point because

I gave it to you. Don't hate because I'm great. Wow. He rhymed. All right. Hey, I'm real good because that's... Because I'm from the hood. Mud.

Hey, Tanya and Nashville. Good morning. Hey, Bobby. What's up? What's happening with you? Oh, you know, just living a dream. How are you? I'm good.

We're waiting for Ray Lynn to come in. It's a Friday. What's the deal? How are you feeling? Hey, I'm feeling great. I just wanted to let you know. I came into work today and somebody took my spot, my parking spot, so I totally know how you feel.

Somebody took mine today too. I saw that and I was like, ooh. And I don't even have a parking spot. It's just understood. So that's where I park every day. Every day. That person didn't know, though.

Every, who is it? I don't know. That's why I don't recognize the car, so it makes me think they just don't know. It's not even a good spot, guys. Yeah. It's just a spot I park every day. That's it.

Me too. Do you want us to come over there and take care of business? Because we will. I really would like for you too because this person just does not understand that's where I park every single day. So I'll send lunchbox over there

You in Nashville? Absolutely, yeah, I am. I'm in Donaldson. Do you... A knife? A knife? No, no, no, just to make a peanut butter sandwich and give them to them.

Yeah. But again, we don't think that we, it's our spot, but we parked there every day. It's like the desk back in high school. If you sit at the same spot, every class and someone sits in your desk, they're like, what's the deal? Great analogy. Yeah, thank you.

Right, right. Well, anything I can do, really? You mean, call work, or... No. No, I guess I'll just deal with it. It'll just, you know, I was listening to the dance party this morning, and I'm all pumped up and ready to go, and I come to work, and I'm like, dang, come on, man.

I know. Listen, if I ever resign or stay or, and who knows what's going to happen there? I love it when you say that. It's meant to be. It's meant to be. Yeah. Well, that's a good point. If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be.

Baby it's meant to be. I'm going to get my, I have my own parking spot. Yeah. I've just decided I'm going to Beyonce up on that. and do it. Well, if you do go anywhere, can we? Ride with you, ride with you. See where this thing goes.

Cool. Hey, whatever, I started it. It's all you. You did start it and they don't let you in on it. Yeah, I know. I started it and it's like, Amy. You can have it. Walking in my life.

Okay. Yeah, anyway. Thank you, Tanya, for the call. I appreciate you. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate you. And you guys are like awesome.

I love you so much. Listen to you every single day. You're like my friend. Thanks very much. Amy, we're just giving you a hard time. Amy, we're just giving you a hard time. Amy wrote she was an eight on the board today. Eight. Let me tell you.

This is playful. I'm an eight. I'm fine. We have a white board that we write how we're feeling today. Amy, because I wrote a seven, just good for me. Yeah, that's what you were yesterday. It's good. Amy right to eight draws a snowman around the eight. That's a bear.

It's a little teddy bear. Don't get mad, Amy. And then she drops her phone and breaks it. And I think that took her down about two spots this morning. So that took me down to like a two for a minute, but then I reminded myself, there's worse things in life. She walks in and goes, look at my phone. I said, oh, you cracked your phone?

She goes, just now. And I said, would you like to go change the board? And she didn't change the board. No, I'm not going to change the board. I'm not going to let a little bit of a little. You are. I know, it's definitely cracked. Like, when I swipe it, there's glass in my finger.

Oh, that's not pleasant. It's really not. It's really not. second skinny. Happy birthday to Thomas Wrett. It's kind of crazy to me to look that he's only turning 28 years old today. Yeah, he's such a star. That guy has accomplished quite a lot.

And you're thinking maybe he's like 35, but no, 28. He got started really young. He was in college putting out records. Wow. Yeah. And I don't want to leave out these guys because Justin Moore turns 34 today and Jordan Davis turns 30. But happy birthday, Thomas Rett.

Yeah, you win Thomas Rett. Sorry, sorry. He's the one that guy. Justin Moore has a better birthday. Arkansas boy like me. Me too, but for whatever reason, there was a whole article about Thomas about it. So the date has been announced for the first episode of American Idol, the one that Bobby will be on. Oh, that's right.

I announced it, actually. I didn't know that was it. Yeah, you did. I actually tweeted it. It wasn't a big announcement or anything. No, no, no, no. I saw it in an article. I don't think you did.

I think you just saw my Twitter. That I created. Okay. Bobby will be mentoring the top 24 can. contestants, and you can see the first episode, April 8th. April 8th, which I believe is a Sunday, not this Sunday, but a week from this Sunday. The next. Yeah. Let up. That's exciting.

I haven't seen anything. I have no idea. I hope they don't make me the William Hung of mentors, because I haven't seen the edit yet. Like, I can't wait to gather the kids. What do you mean? Like, they just make fun of you. Yeah. Like they pull me in, they just sit behind a screen and they're making fun of me the whole time. Look at this guy. And I'm like, okay, I'd like to give you some advice. She bangs! She bangs!

And then they're like, ah, whatever. But I'm on a week from Sunday. Yeah. It's a week old. Good? I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting. On the Bobby Bones show now.

Raylin. Hey, Ray. Hey, hey. Hey, so welcome back to the show. I know. It's been a hot second. I don't know that it's been hot, has a name. I know.

I feel like it's been hot. Moderately temperatured second. Like a hot minute. You know what said to me the other day I was doing a TV show thing. They're a bunch of college. Because you're still like, you're just like, you're a kid. Guess how old name? Well, so I just know you that you were here early.

Yeah, I got. I moved here when I was 18. So you have to be like 23 or 24, something like that? I'm 23. Yeah. My birthday is on Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you. May the Fourth.

Oh, that's cute. Yeah. Someone came up to me and said, oh, it's been two weeks as I've seen you. I said, oh, I hadn't seen you. That's been longer two weeks. But that's what people say now. It's been two weeks. Did you know that?

I didn't. Did you know that? Is it like an on-fleak term? Yeah. That's so stupid. So you say it no matter what, even if I saw you're yesterday? Well, like, she said it's been a hot minute. It's like been two weeks.

What's a difference? A fortnight? I feel like a hot minute's cooler than two weeks. Probably because that's what people your age stay. I say that. I say that. You feel like it's been a hot minute? Yeah, and I'm 37.

You're 23. See, we are cool. I'm 23. You're born in the 90s, huh? 94. Oh, my dear. That's crazy. That's why when that 1994 song came out with Jason Aldina, I was really excited about it.

Bobby and I were starting high school. Teenagers, young teenagers. That's true. 1994, things that happen. Forrest Gump. Ever seen it? Oh, Lord. Yes.

Jenny. But have you seen it? I don't really remember it, but yes, I've seen it. Okay. The Lion King. Oh my gosh. It's my favorite movie. This came out in 1994, the year she was born.

Shawshank Redemption. No. That's a great. Oh, you should get the buzz. Oh, gosh, wow. Friends premiered the year she was born on NBC. This is something, my husband wants me to get on the friend's train, and I have not watched it yet. But think about the shows that came out when we were born, Amy, in the 80s.

We think of them is so old. Yeah, but Friends isn't old. Yeah, but to her, it is. It's just a generation thing. I mean, I love Golden Girls. Yeah, but again, that was out in the late 80s, 90s. Kurt Cobain died. You were born, anything?

No. Do you know what bandies in? Don't even ask me that, no. No, wow. Wow. Quit looking at me like y'all hate me right now. Or who he was married to? Huh?

Who he was married to? I have no idea. Oh, wow. And nor should you. No, you shouldn't. Have you ever heard of Nirvana? Yes. Okay.

Don't ask me a song title. I know I'm like going to. The OJ Simpson Highway Chase was the same year she was born. Y'all know that I was like a baby that year. Like I don't even remember anything that year. Yeah, but like you watch it, but you can watch it on TV. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah, but she wouldn't see that footage. Why not they've had like any documentaries of it? All I was doing was breastfeeding at that point. Like I wasn't watching TV, you know? I was. But do you know what OJ Simpson did? Yes. Well, didn't he kill somebody?

Well, and a civil... Close enough. Close enough. Ray Lynn is here. Did something awful. Was it to his wife? X. X?

Yeah. It's just really sketchy. Yeah, we'll go with that. Let's just go with that. You know, I heard your new song, and I was like, hey, we have to get Ray Lynn in because I think her song's really good. Queens don't. This one, yeah. And sometimes a label or a man just, like, hey, we'd like to have artists come in.

That didn't happen here. I said I would like to have Ray Lynn. Summon her to our studio, because her song is so good. Thank you. It's really good. It's really, really good. Thank you. Tell me about this song.

So I actually had this title for a while, and I didn't know how I wanted to write it at first, and I actually had it in my phone for two years. Like, I always have a list of things that I want to write. And I was going into a writing session with these two guys named Corey Crowder and Jay Hart. And I always get nervous going into a writing session with two people I don't know, because it's kind of like a blind date, because you want to write something meaningful, but you don't want to tell them too much about yourself because that's kind of weird.

But then you're like, I mean, you've written songs before. You know how it is. And so anyway, so I tell them my idea for this song. And I grew up with a lot of strong people around me, and one of those is my mom. My mom was a single mom of five kids. And the only thing she had ever done before she became single was she was just a stay-at-home mom. And so when she became single, she had to get a job and no education at 33 years old. And I remember watching her go through that process and me and my brothers and sisters having to help around the house and do extra things.

And I remember her getting her job and getting promotion after promotion. And it was all because of the way she treated people. And it was all because of her never apologizing for who she was. And that's something that she's always taught me. And so I really wrote this about my mom. and just about anybody, everybody has the potential to be a king and a queen,

and if they don't know their potential, I hope this song shows them that. And this song means so much to me. Look at that. Ray Lynn is here. A little Friday morning conversation. How about we play this song? You guys want to play it?

Oh my gosh, I would love to. All right, Ray Lynn is here. This is Queens Don't. I encourage you to stream it or download it or however you get your music, get it through snail mail. Do you remember snail mail? Was that in 1994?

Because I probably don't. All right, all right, all right. Ray Lynn is here. Here's Queens Don't. There you go. Ray Lynn, great job. Thank you. How about that?

Every jewel on my crown you bet I believe I deserve it. That's where my ghetto baytime comes. I'm like, every jewel on my crown. That's my favorite part. Holy cow. Look at you. Got a good song out there. Thank you.

I'm pumped about it. Yeah, I would be too if I were you. What else is going on? How's your husband? He's good. He's training. He's in the first. military so I'm going in between traveling and being an army wife which has been a different

transition but an awesome transition yeah Amy knows all about that we talked about on the plane that one time and you don't understand how much that blessed me to talk to you about it I felt like I was the only girl in the world so oh well yeah no you're definitely not alone in that but um sometimes you can feel alone yeah he's he's pretty much the best person in the world and I mean yeah we went 14. I'm sure you know all about this, but the hardest part was when he did his basic training, we went to 14 weeks with no communication at all, no talking. Oh, yeah. And that's when I found out in those 14 weeks, I found out Wild Horsefoot number one on Billboard Country. And like, all these amazing things were happening. And I couldn't tell my best friend. And it was like one of

the hardest, like, seasons ever. It's so bizarre because you don't know what they're doing, what they're doing. You don't have any idea. Sometimes you pick up the phone and call and you're like, oh yeah, never mind. I was like, I was totally like that girl that would just call to listen to his voicemail. Yeah. Oh, that's sad. I didn't do that. 14 weeks, huh?

14 weeks. Like, three or three months? No communication. Yeah. And we would send each other letters. And my mail guy, he was so, his name's Jeff. Yeah. So Jeff, he's so funny.

But I never check my mail. I'm the worst of checking my mom. I'll get that from my mom. And so I was getting letters 24-7. So I was like waiting by the mailbox for Jeff to come by. And he goes, well, you're awfully checking your mouth a lot. Like, what's going on?

And I was like, oh, my husband's in the Army and he's sending me letters. So he would know when Josh would send me letters and he would personally bring him up to my door. And I thought that was so sweet. That is cool. Yeah. Well, tell your husband we said we appreciate him too. Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. Look at this. You happy? I'm so happy. Yeah. Dogs healthy? Yes, I lost my dog. No, I know.

Earlier this year. Yeah. My New Year's Eve, right? Yes. And she was in 8 degree weather for three days. She was so small that I said, oh, I mean, the animal could have scooped her up. Yeah, I, it was pretty much like the worst three days in my life. And one of my friends, she goes, we didn't want to say anything because we thought it was kind of funny, but we were praying that you would find your dog.

And we were like, well, tell her only if she finds her dog. But can we think about the fact that your favorite person in the world is Dolly Parton? You named your Chihuahua dolly after her and she got lost in Pigeon Forge. We have to write a children's book about this. And I was like, yeah, I'm really glad he didn't tell me that when I lost her, but it is kind of funny now. She just wanted to explore where her Godgiven name was from. It was freezing. No, I remember.

Yeah. And when, so my dog, when it comes to Dolly, like, I got Dolly before me and Josh got married. And when me and Josh got married, we got a German Shepherd so we could have like a little bit more of a manly dog. And so my, Dolly and Josh, like, have this weird relationship. Like, they just, they're always picking on each other. And so Josh has never really liked Dolly. as much as I do, but that's okay, because I feel like not any really guy likes a really small dog. But anyways, after this happened, and we found her after her being, you know, lost for three days, and it was eight-degree weather, I said, babe, you deserve to give her a salute, okay?

Like, you couldn't even have survived that. And he goes, so when he saw her, he saluted her and, like, now they're best friends. I think it's because they both went through some crap. But it was pretty funny. Look at that. Ray Lynn, got a great song. She's happy. Look at her over here

Oh, stop it She's radiating She got irritated with us We're bringing up 1994 things I think we've come full circle here Hey yeah I know she did

I'm over it now You were good sport You brought up your age People are mad at me That I don't know these things Nobody was mad at you I feel like everybody was judging me No we're judging ourselves

I think you have judging mirrors No if people asked me about 1981 I wouldn't know certain things Yeah If we're like hey You're just so young Was Lion King

Was all from 1994 But see that was my favorite movie growing up. So then you should have seen friends. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I... Go ahead. I'm going to commit to something. Go ahead. I'm going to binge watch Friends. It'll be my next show that I watch. There's so many. See, that's why I need, and I need a show. I need a new show. I've seen Wild Wild Country on Netflix yet? No. Is it good? It's a crazy documentary. Oh, it's about a cult in Oregon in the 80s. I didn't know any existed. It's amazing. They bought like 80,000 acres of land and put a cult in Oregon. Holy Jehovah. Yeah. It's a six-part documentary.

series. It's the opposite of friends. Yeah. But see, I like that kind of stuff better. I mean, friends you can watch on TBS, you're good. Watch that wild wild wild country. What have you watched on Netflix? Well, so I just finished This Is Us, which is

holy crap, like just makes you good cry every time and I always watch about myself, which is really depressing and eat cheetos. And I'm watching Riverdale right now. It's kind of like a teeny bopper show, don't make fun of me. What's that on like the CW?

By the way, can I just say not one time if we made fun of you, Ray Lynn? Don't make, well, I'm just saying don't make fun of me. Because like Riverdale is kind of like, I mean, it's about the high school kids. What's it called? 13 reasons why. I couldn't finish it. Yeah. It was too much for me.

Yeah, but it was too sad. Okay, I'm trying to think what else I've been watched lately. Of course, Stranger Things. I love queer eye. That's one of my favorites. Amy was talking about how good this too. My dad needs to be on queer eye. Did you see that video?

I posted of him. My dad has the worst style ever. He's been in the tower business since he was 22 and he's 62 and he is like hilarious from Louisiana out of control country and he's perfect for it then. Oh my gosh. You should nominate him. You should be his nominator. I've filmed him and I said queer. I please help my father. And so I'm just, I'm praying he gets on the second season. That would honestly make my whole day and he would be so perfect for it. Yes. He was wearing purple and yellow. He's a big LSU fan. He's wearing purple and yellow camo pants with a red shirt, blue socks.

That's how Bobby dress is. I'm kind of looking at myself right now. And those like, you know those old school, like tan Jesus sandals that dad used to wear a long time ago with the Velcro strap? Those were his shoes. Pretty much the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. But he's my dad and he's cool. Amy says queer eyes great because it's not just about fashion or it's about. There's like a big, deeper message to it.

It's so deep. It's like they're changing people's lives and breaking down barriers and stereotypes. The first episode was the best, though. It was so good. But yeah, that's one of my favorite shows. And I watch The Kardashians. It's my guilty pleasure. I don't feel guilty about it.

So I love it. She's like, don't judge me. Don't judge me. Actually, I don't think we'd be judging it at all, right? Yeah. Feel pretty good. I feel pretty good about this. I feel like Kim K.

I feel like the Kardashians is the perfect show to watch like when you're doing stuff around the house. Because if you are ever worried about your life, You know that their life is 10 times crazier than yours. You're like, yeah, it's been a good day to day. Or I'm like, they are all on TV right now because of one thing back in the day. They've made a lot of decisions since that one thing. Sure.

But yeah. They piggybacked off of that one thing. She may not wish she born yet. Wow, Amy, I know about it. Okay, okay. Do y'all play HQ? Okay, so this is funny. So me and Josh are playing together, and of course, like all the questions that I don't know, he knows.

How old is he? he's 27, about to be 28. And so anyways, he goes, name the order of the Kardashians. And then I just like, just straight up and name him. I'm like, Courtney Kim, Chloe, and I just name them all. And then like Josh was like, wow, babe, we need to start, like, doing some history lessons. Like, you know way too much about pop culture. And it's like, name the first four presidents.

But that was the savage question that time. And then we were like, the only, I've gotten to the eighth question. That's the furthest I've gotten. We never want any money on it, though. Let me say, Ray Lynn. You're a real treat. I like it when you hear. You have a good presence about you.

Thank you. Here's a song right here, Queensdown. What's your part, Amy? You better believe I earned it. That's your Baytown part. Don't start calling you that your Baytown. Everybody go, what do you have it going on? You're out?

Yeah, I'm out on the CMT next woman tour. We have one more weekend of that with Sarah Evans and Kaylee Shore, who's so sweet. And then I'm doing a lot of festivals this summer. So I'm really pumped. Well, then I'll probably see you out. Yes. Hey, good to see you guys too. Everybody.

Ray Lynn. Let's clap our hands for Ray Lynn. And we'll come back in a second. Bobbi Bones is on. Last night I watched the Roseanne reboot. Anybody else watch that? No. Like 18 million people watched the Roseanne reboot.

I saw that. I was like, really? Yeah. I enjoyed it. The weird things about it, the screen is too crisp. Meaning back in the day when that show was on, we weren't at that level of HD. So it looks weird.

It's too crisp for the remembering Roseanne. It was gritty back then. Yeah. So they should have gritty to that? No, they can't. So the laugh track on any show is just not good. It's not a good thing. It seems fake.

So I enjoyed it because of nostalgia. I thought it was funny. I don't think it's something I'm going to watch every week. But I did enjoy it. And when that theme song came on, I was like, man, that was my mom's favorite show. Oh, really? Yeah, favorite show.

I don't think I knew that. Yeah. Okay, see, I didn't really watch Roseanne, so. I've probably seen every single episode. Wow. But I did like it, and a lot of people watch it. I watched the first one. I'm watching the second one as I'm flying to Vegas tonight, or today, actually.

But, yeah, I thought it was good. And, you know, it's very political without being political. They fight about politics on the show, but it's very funny. And everyone's like, well, she's a Trump supporter, and Jackie's and Hillary's. supporter and it's really not about that. It's both sides picking at each other and taking the things that they should make fun of each other for. I didn't find it to be off-putting politically at all. Okay. So I think people look for that reason to talk about it and blow it up. Oh, well, maybe that's an example how people should be in life. Well, no, what I thought was

it's an example of how people are in life. Oh, I thought it was funny though. There are families that disagree. Yeah. And that's okay. You don't have to hate someone because you disagree with them. Okay, that's what I mean. Like, poke fun at each other, like have fun, but you don't have to like, hate someone because they don't agree with you politically. But I did like it. I think it's fun for you guys to watch back. I mean, John Goodman looks really old. It's kind of sad. And Roseanne looks really old, but she's still fine.

The acting's not good. They've been off their act. John Goodman acts pretty. He's still been acting. And Sarah Chalk, the second Becky, comes in, and she's great because she's been consistently acting. But some of them, you can tell they just haven't been acting in a long time. Yeah, it's very rusty.

Yeah, it's very rusty. That being said, I still really enjoyed it. Yeah, it is what it is It's a nostalgic piece of TV That's new It's cool, I did like it It's on my Insta story Because I wanted to see what it felt like when the song came on

And it was, it made my arm hair stand up I was like, yeah, I was like, this is cool The set looked the same and everything Exactly Which is a little weird too because you can probably upgrade that quilt Yeah And 15 years, maybe you get a new quilt on the couch Leather, couch would be nice

But I did, I think they made the right to see Because when they wrote that song that show originally for the reboot, Roseanne was going to be a supporter of Hillary and they switched it and they made her a Trump supporter. But I think that was the right call because they live in Illinois and in a rural area. I just, I think it's good.

Yeah, I think it's good. So there it is. Everybody's waiting on the edge of the seat waiting for my Roseanne review. I give it a thumbs up, absolutely. I love that song. Come on. And that laughs.

She laughs at the end of the thing, too. There are new kids, new grandkids, the whole thing. We have to the morning corny. Ray Lane came in, so we did not get to the corny, so going to Amy now. The morning corny. What did the DJ say to the farmer? What did the DJ say to the farmer? Let us turn up the beat.

Let us turn up the beat. Let us. Let us turn up the beats. Be... Let us... Yeah, it's a tough one though. I know, but written, it'll be good. I always posted on Twitter at Radio Amy.

You should just save those for the written. No, it's good. Trust me, if anybody's a farmer. That was the morning corny. So here's a story that I think you may find interesting. Because we just see people that aren't pregnant and all of a sudden they have a baby. They didn't know. It happens.

Yeah, a Pensacola woman gave new meaning to the term, food baby. Her name is Crystal, 29 years old. She woke up 4 a.m. Sunday. She goes, oh, my stomach, my stomach. My stomach. Chinese food. So here she is. The egg drop soup got her, apparently.

And unbeknownst to her, she was 37 weeks pregnant. At 6.59 a.m. on Sunday, Oliver James was born. Back of an ambulance. Wow. So crazy. And small but not premature, like two, pounds. No, she's 37 weeks. Yeah. That's...

That's crazy, though, that you don't know you're pregnant. You're telling me it wasn't the Chinese food? It could have been what kicked it. Wow. That Mongolian beef? Yes. But yeah, she had no idea she didn't have... Amy had a friend who had a baby that didn't know she was pregnant.

Legit, true story. Went to college with her. Afterwards, found out she had a baby and literally was thought she had some stomach issues, went to the restroom. How came a baby, she delivered herself in her bathroom, and her mom lived across the street. and she walked across the street with the baby and her mom drove her to the hospital.

Oh my goodness. Crazy. Not crazy. And really, honestly, she didn't gain weight. And evidently her uterus was set far back into her stomach. So her butt kept getting bigger. Her baby was. Listen, I don't know.

That's just what I heard. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Leo DiCaprio is out with his new girlfriend. Have you seen a picture? Yes, I have. Why are you laughing? I don't know.

It doesn't look funny. He's 43. She's 20. See? But it doesn't look funny. Oh, I thought he was trying to be all like, I don't know. He looks like he's aged quite a bit in this photo to me. Oh, you thought so?

I thought he looked like skinnier. He was wearing cool clothes. Oh, he always is wearing cool clothes. Okay, I thought you were going to say his face looked old. But she's only 20. She actually looks older. 43 and 20. How do you feel about that?

I think 20's too young for him. He has an, she's an Argentinian model. Yeah, she's beautiful. He only dates models. Don't you think, though, that maybe when you're famous, you don't grow, you only grow to the point where you have to go. I compare it to one of those fish that grow as big as a tank. A goldfish. I say, there's a certain fish that's a more exotic fish that will grow as big of a tank as you put them in.

And it can get humongous. Really? Don't you feel like we as humans are like that? We grow to what we're supposed to grow to. Like if, for me, for example, I had a pretty rough childhood, and I had to grow up real quick. Okay. And so I got a little older than a normal 13 or 14-year-old would. Where DiCaprio hasn't really had to grow that much because he's been able to stay in his little acting bubble and he's always had money.

There's not a lot he's had to do outside of that human. I feel like he's probably the same age in his head as a 20-year-old. Oh, because he doesn't need to grow up and make mature decisions. He's just 20. Peter Panning a bit. So he can relate to a 20-year-old. year old. Whereas if you were to date a 20 year old, you wouldn't be all. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You wouldn't have much in common because you're so mature. Really? Yes. Okay. Okay. I get it. Or who's to say that

20 year old is not very grown up? That could be a through. He dates a lot of 20 year olds. They're models. So you guys like this scenario with the- No, no, no, my only point with him is, or any celebrity that hasn't had to go, listen, who knows what he's had to go through. But if you're still in your little bubble And you never have to really get that much older Psychologically, you don't It's a fish For me, I'm in the big tank

I'm big old fish In a tank You're to grow a lot And to grow a lot early And then I just stopped growing about 30 I'm done I tapped out I'm done growing

Well we'll see who you're dating when you're 43 I'd like to see someone dating 37, 38 Well I only got a few days left to 37 Oh man you got to get on it Yeah, I got three days Let's go Although I don't really have, there's no difference to me in 37 and 38. Nah.

39 there will be. That wouldn't hurt a little bit. Well, about 40. Ooh. That's terrible. We're almost there, so just embrace it. Like Eddie's. I'm almost there one year.

There's a man who was $500,000 in child support. And so they're going, hey, dude, pay up, pay up. So all the authorities in Florida, they're beating on his door. I'm going to take him to jail. He's out. Apparently he's paddleboarding in the ocean, and he just paddle. boats out and disappears, they don't know where he is. Oh, no.

He was last seen March 20th on a blue powderboard, headed north in the Atlantic Ocean, and all the sudden, gone. So for sure, in my mind, somebody picked him up in a boat and escaped him to somewhere else. This is part of his plan to disappear. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. If he just disappeared out paddle boat, he'd be like, man, tragic. Or check Greenland.

You know, the $500,000 that he owes means that he's probably got some money, and he's not paying it. He hadn't paid since, like, 2014. That's why he owes that much. And you're talking about $125,000 a year on child support. He had a lot of money. So either he's really smart and has a master plan where someone's picking up or he's not smart at all. And he thought, I'm just going to pat away.

And everyone's going to sit at his house waiting for him to come back. Oh, so you don't think he just went out there to end it? No, I think. Oh, that would be such a way to go. He has the means, obviously. My point is, if he owes half a million dollars, he makes a lot of money to have to give back in. Yeah, he's like a doctor. He has the means to be able to get out of Dodge.

Yeah. So someone picked him up in a boat or a small plane and they got out of there. And he's in Belize right now, living it up. That's my theory. Probably right. And gosh, it's child support. It's not even alimony. I know.

I mean. But okay, let me run this by you. Because I don't have kids. Okay. But what if he's going, you know what? I'm paying all this child support and they're not even going to the kid. Like the kid doesn't need it. It's going to the wife.

The wife. The ex-wife. Or the husband. I don't know who's married to. Yeah. Bobby, I don't know. I just know that it's child support should be for the child.

It's alimony. It's for the wife. But I think that's my point. Well, then she should be held in contempt. Okay. But they're about going down. Yeah, according. A lot of things happening today.

First of all, new music out today. Casey Musgraves has a new record. And here is space. No, this is high horse first. I like this one. I haven't had a chance to listen to it yet. Oh, well today. Here is Space Cowboy from Casey Musgraves.

So there's your new music out today. Thomas Rett turns 28 years old today. The biggest three Thomas Rett songs, number three, crash and burn. From 2015. Didn't stable to write that with... Yes. Yeah. That's right.

That's right. Is that right even talking about the who? Yeah. I believe so. You may fact check that, but... Thomas Rett's number two biggest song, ever. It goes like this.

It's first number one. And the biggest song from Thomas Wrett, Die a Happy Man. Happy birthday, Thomas Redd turns 28 today. On this day, country music history, 56 years ago, 1962, can help falling in love by Elvis Presley. You know, he's in the rock and roll

country music hall of fame. Only two people are Elvis and Johnny Cash. Yeah. I believe that's right. Going from memory here. I just wouldn't hear this and go. That was a country song. It doesn't sound country. No. I was listening to an Elvis preview of a documentary coming out soon on HBO and they were talking to Elvis way early. Because Elvis is Mississippi kid. Sure. It's like, you know, my music purim of mom is a mix of rhythm of blues and country and gospel. And I was like, yeah, that's right. And then it ends up being what's wrong. Rock and Roll. Yeah, what's rock and roll today. Yeah. So, I mean, he pretty much took country. He pretty much stole black music from the old.

It's true. No, he, I wouldn't say stole. He took it and made it popular. Yeah. And yeah, there he is. Elvis Presley. Dang, dude. So good. Told you how to grow up from once. It didn't like Elvis. That didn't last very long. How long? Four years.

That's what I thought about. Four years. That's how. long it took you to tell her that we couldn't be together. I finally had enough. I was like, this Elvis thing's really been weighing on me. Four years later. Yeah.

Show me that. And I said, let me think about that for a minute. About 1,200 days later, I said, you know what? This Elvis thing, I got to end this. But still, how do you not love Elvis? I don't get it. How do you not love the Beatles? I don't get that either.

It's history. The songs are good. So the test of time. Amy sings them. Yeah. Even me. Shallow step off? What?

Shallow step off? No, no. Shallow step off. You went into the part I don't really know about. Yeah, the smuffle. Shallow step off. Into the blue. I can't help.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Amy, that's beautiful. Not your wheelhouse. Hey, make a joyful noise. You did that.

You made a joyful noise. Thank you. Yes. I go to have dinner last night with a friend that works here. We just never hang out on a personal basis. And it's a hey, we should hang out. And if I ever say that, I really mean it. So we do.

We go and we have dinner last night. We're talking. And I order the salmon. Delicious, by the way. Oh, this is a nice piece of fish. So I'm eating this fish. and the waiter comes over and goes I'm going to take that

I said I would not like you to take that he grabs the plate and takes him a salmon to the back and they took it from me why did he not hear you say? I think he confused me saying no I would not like you to take that to me going yes I'm done please take that oh because that sounds the same

when he started walking away did you say hey wait no I was stunned I was like whoa there it goes I just kind of pointed at it it was so irritating enjoying a nice piece of fish so I don't think I'm going to go back there Oh, no. There's also not parking.

These restaurants that are in a downtown place and you've got to find parking, that's so inconvenient. I had to pay 20 bucks to park. Oh, wow. Yeah, same as my dinner. I had to pay as much to park as my dinner. That's terrible.

And they stole my dinner, so I didn't even get all my dinner. At least they didn't even steal your car. I got the fish special, and then it's pretty good. Maybe that's part of the special. There's always something wrong with the fish special wherever you go.

That's the rule. So, yeah, I went home hungry last night. I had about eight Wothers original when I got home. Yeah. Have a whole basket of those. That'll make up for those omega-3s. Is that what's in a fish? I think salmon, yeah.

I'm trying to lose this little belly. Like, that's the goal. So the sugary hard candies. The best candied eats Wothers original. Really? According to. I read a story. One of those studies.

Yeah, it was like, Wurthers original or Laffy-Taffy. And Wurthers won. Wothers would win, I get the, yeah, I think maybe. I'm amazed. at this poll because yesterday the challenge came up between Eddie and Lunchbox Eddie and Lunchbox want to run a foot race against each other and Lunchbox thinks

he can beat Eddie running backwards. Yes, and he could. That's crazy to me. No, I really think he could. Oh my goodness. A mile, right? Yeah, a mile. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eddie can't run a mile. So.

Because you can't stop. There's no stopping. No, you can stop, but that's just time against you. Like, there's no pain. Yeah. I can stop. He can stop.

He gets to keep going. That's the whole point of a race. Yeah. Okay, well, then... Like, you can stop in a NASCAR race if you want. Okay, so Bobby, then here's the thing. Lunchbox will not be a need to stop because of his endurance. Eddie will be stopping.

Maybe four or five times, but I'm going to watch where he... But that's not the point. The point is you can run fast. Well, the question is, Eddie runs a mile forwards. Lunchbox runs one mile backwards. Who do you have your money on? And the listeners voted. It's pretty close.

What is it? Fifty-four percent of people said Eddie. Oh! Take that lunchbox! And you still think you can outrun a lot of... him backwards. Yeah. Have you seen me move backwards? I have not. Let's just let me run around the studio real quick. Oh boy.

He's going to run around the studio backward. Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out. I don't think you can keep that up for a while. Yes, he could. Yes, you could. You're making me dizzy. He could. So, Bobby, will we do it on a track? Yeah, you have to. Yeah, because that's nothing in the way.

He was serious about that little circle right now. Okay, so how about this? Let's say we do it Tuesday of next week. If the weather's good, if the weather's good. Right, right. And to the winner, you win 100 and the charity of your choice gets 100. Wow, that's huge.

Okay? Yes, that's worth training all weekend for it. All weekends. So Tuesday morning, I just don't know if you can do that for that long. Why? It's just like running forwards. No, it's not. No, it's a little different.

And then it's a track, dude. You've got to run in circles. You got to turn. Yeah, but the track's easier because it's long straight away. It's a 400 straight. I think that's where he gets you the turn. The straightaway? So like Tuesday of next week, if the weather's good, you guys are up for it?

Oh, yeah, 100%. I'm going to go practice this weekend. Just get my time, see where I'm at. I'll go out with you. You're going to try running backwards with him? No, I'll coach him. Oh, boy. So remember Matt?

Matt was on, he lives in Oklahoma, outside Oklahoma City. Hey, Matt, you there? Yes, sir. So Matt calls me a couple days ago, boy, I lit him up too. He said, what did you say, Matt, it was your name? You called me on your anniversary, right? Yes. And you said, hey, what can I do for my anniversary?

And it's also my anniversary? Well, I didn't really ask what I can do. I was just trying to ask if it was a good idea. But yes, same concept. He called me for advice on his anniversary. No, I believe you said, what can I do? Before you even told me you were going to go to dinner. Yeah.

You said, what can I do? I said, well, win your anniversary there, a fella? And he said, oh, it's today. And boy, I lit into him. Got him good. And you know, I did it a little bit for the rest of listeners out there. I think you were just collateral damage, Matt, because I needed the other dudes to know you can't do day of planning for a big deal.

It's a big day. It's a big day, right, Matt? Yeah, but I felt like I had plenty of time to plan it. You was the same day! Yeah, it's not good. He had hours. He had like eight hours. So I did.

I got into him pretty good. I got to lie to you. So I felt bad. And so I got Matt's phone number and his email. And I emailed him a gift card to the melting pot. And you got the gift card, right? Yes, sir. And did it work?

Did it spend? You didn't get there? Yes, sir, it did. Okay. And how was the anniversary? It was great. What can you tell us about it? Was she happy with it?

Oh, she was ecstatic. How did she feel about you not paying for dinner? Without getting too into depth about my finances, she was really happy. So she didn't care that you didn't, it wasn't, you didn't put the effort. No. Okay, good, good. I'm happy about that. Did you tell her with me?

because I told you not to. Well, yes, I did tell you. Wow. I did tell her. All right. So what happened? Did you have a babysitter? Yes, we got babysitter for both of my kids, and we went out.

And it was good. It was great. But next year, you're going to start planning it. How far ahead? Thursday? No, no, I'm mine. I'm in like yesterday. I already started planning next year's first.

Oh. Oh, hey. If I'm remembering it was your two-year anniversary, wedding anniversary, right? Yeah. Yeah, look at this guy. Yeah, make every next one the better one. Well, let me say this, and I'm happy it went well. You know, I felt a little guilty because I let you have it pretty good on the air.

I got it, right, Matt? I gave it to you pretty good. You did, but I've also got some thick skin and I can take it. I gave you the business, as they would say. But then I felt bad, so I reached out, and I was more than happy to pay for your dinner. And maybe one day we'll get to see each other when I'm over and, O'KC land Well, I greatly appreciate it

And you guys are Every morning Well, then we will never go on vacation We make that promise to you We want to you What? You don't like that? No, wait a minute, Matt

I'm going to light you up again, buddy First of all, I don't use all my vacation days ever They give me all I mean, even if you'll go on a vacation It's like a holiday, you'll still are on the air That's true Well, we run best up

But here I don't like it. I would never go on vacation. Yeah, Matt, don't make him feel bad because then he won't let us take vacation. Please just say it's okay for us to go on vacation. I would keep this show up here all year long. You would. We were having to plan vacation

yesterday. We're not going to vacation until June. We take two weeks in the summer and two weeks at Christmas. Yeah, we were planning vacation yesterday and you're like, we have to talk about this. We have to go on a lot. We're going to take off. Let me tell you. Nobody ever got successful by taking vacation.

Jimmy Buffett did. You rest, you recoup-re, you Kenny Chesney does. Yeah. He lives on vacation. Let's go to the island. Don't say that the people that hit it big in Vegas. Matt.

Yes, sir. All right. Go about your day, my friend. I'm glad you're, I'm glad your anniversary was good, buddy. I appreciate it. You're phenomenal. You welcome, buddy. Yeah, we're not that.

This guy. Why? Because he confidences? Yeah. Phenomenal is a big word. Yeah, phenomenal. We keep him awake. Well, Matt, have a good day, buddy.

Appreciate you. Pass along our regards to your wife There you go I was feeling guilty about that one I went home after that show I was like man I really gave him to business You laid it on I did I hit him pretty hard

Let's go over to Morgan number two Morgan number two What's up? So I always love when there's stories About stars being just like us Well Demi Lovato Drew Barrymore And even like some really big ones

Like Amy Schumer are using dating apps, like online swipe, swipe, right dating apps. So Amy Schumer just got married. She's still doing that? No, that's how she met her comedian. No way. They met from the app? That's what it says.

Which one? So there's a famous one that you should get on, Bobby. I got on that one. It's terrible. Ray? Yeah, it's all Instagram models and people. So what's wrong with that? That's not what I'm looking for.

No Instagram models? No. No. I was on that because you have to get cleared. Like, they check you and make sure that you meet some criteria. First of all, that's not why I'm into. So I was on it. This has been a year ago, two years ago, whenever I was on this stupid thing.

And it was just gross feeling. You didn't like it? No. And I've never been on Bumble. Okay. But back in the day, I was on Tinder, and I never met anybody from Tinder. Because I just felt creepy. I felt like I was, like, my finger was going to get an STD.

Oh, dear. Oh, like that. Yeah. Just from swiping. Yeah, it was like. It's possible. Swiparee oneria. Oh, man.

So I didn't... That's so dumb. Yeah, I didn't really do that. But then Bumble seems the safest, but the girls have to pick that one, right? Yeah. So I think you should try Bumble. Maybe, like, that's your middle area you should try. You know, I spent a lot of time getting rejected by females.

But at least I got to put the foot forward. If I'm waiting on them... But then you know they're, like, confident women, because they're coming after you. Am I too old to be on Bumble? No. Wow. Sorry, because I know... Amy, but you're my age.

I know. But she's 20. What's 24 girls care about? But all my single friends that are my age, they are on Bumble and they meet people. Yeah. What? What bones? What are you saying?

Nothing. Oh, you want to. Oh, God. You don't want to meet people all right? Fine. You want to meet people younger? You want to meet people, all age. But there's also people of all ages on there.

I've been curious to see. Now I'm a ride at an amusement park. All ages. Welcome to the Texas giant. All ages are welcome. I'm the freaking teacups now at Disney World. Go ahead. I've been curious just to see what's the oldest I found on there.

Like way back when when this first came out, I was so curious about it. And I've seen like 65-year-old men on there before. Yeah. As a 24-year-old, what do you think my age restraint should be? I mean, I think you're good in your 20s. I think as long as you're okay with being at different parts of your life. I've never been at the same part of my life.

When I was 19, I was dating 26-year-olds. Damn. Then you're good. That's cool. Go ahead. Plural. Well, okay, one. But I mean, for a while.

I was like, I was picturing you dating. I've always dated. When I was younger, I always dated older. I was being a bunch of twins of girls. Well, one. I mean, one. But then there were a couple. You know, it's whatever.

Who cares? You know, I just me to be me. Yeah. Oh, damn. It's scary. Get back in a pool. I won't even dip my toe in yet. I just think you're judging because Amy Schumer found her husband on there.

So somebody's got to be out there. I just worry about that stuff. One, because I go, anybody that wants to date me, they probably want to date me because my job. Unless they have that kind of job. But if they're hot, doesn't matter. That's not true to me. Well, you. All right.

What's, oh, that that chart you'll have the crazy to hot ratio. Yeah, but you don't understand that until later. Yeah, it's not even about her being crazy. If she's smoking hot, if you get to go up two levels on the ladder because you're on the radio, use your platform. You deserve that, man. That's right. You earned that.

You've worked really, really, really hard. Yes, that's why you work so much for that. Is it? Do you think that? No, it's not guys. No, because he's not seeking out relationships and he works really hard. And if so, I would be doing the thing where I'd be like boom, boom, boom. Yeah.

And instead it's like, like little puffs of dust. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's not pleasant. But those celebrities are doing it. Well, good for them. Yeah. Hey, I mean, I have seen on social media, people really want you to do like a dating game because people want to date you. We did that. That doesn't work. We've done it. We did that once. And that was way before he was even famous. It was like, a regionally known.

This is what I say, regionally known in rural parts of America. Right, right. I know. I don't. Yeah. We won't define you as famous. But that was Morgan. We were in like, we weren't even regionally known within our region. Yeah. And it just was bad. It was bad. Well, then this will help you feed through kind of those people. Who are the celebrities again? Let me see if I'm like them in my mind.

Like if I feel like I'm one of, like if I relate to their experiences. Okay. Okay. Who else? Dimmie Lovato, Hillary Duff. Leverne Cox. Hillary Duff? No way.

I'm talking about, do I feel like them? Dude, go for him. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're missing the point. Can you date her so we can be friends? You're missing the point, dude. Hillary Duff is on there. What a 24-year-olds care about?

Like, you say you're not Hillary Duff, but what is Hillary Duff done in the last 15 years? She is in a show called Younger. Have you not been watching it? Because it's so good. She was dating a hockey player. She was married to him. They're done. They're not anymore, Bobby.

It's Dunzo. She's looking for a new guy. No, she has a boyfriend, unfortunately. Dimmilovato was working on my gym the other day. Yeah. Just working out. What's wrong with her? No, nothing.

My point was, she was just chilling, like, working out with everybody else. Nobody even noticed. Did she say hi? Was she, like, taking a group class or training by herself? A bit of both. There were a bunch of people there. Nobody even noticed she was there. It was cool.

It made me like her. like going, oh, there was no rope off the gym. Stars are just like us. See? Same thing. I'm not like anybody. I'm weird. As the kid, I'm weird A.F.

Yeah. Yeah. Not in any creepy way. I don't even know how to date anymore. I'm done. I think I'm just going to call it. What do you mean? Call it.

Never. Never. Never. I think I'm just done. That sounds like the dumbest idea ever. I think I'm just done. What do you think of Raymond? Raymond's walking in here.

Tell me to cut the segment. When he walks in, it's time for the segment to wrap up. Wrap it up. What do you think about this? I don't think you have to go get it. I think it'll come to you. Dang, if you build it, it was... Just check your Twitter.

But Raymond, I'm 37 right now. Yeah. I've been... It hasn't... I mean... Your deadline's 40. But then what happens after 40? Something's wrong with you.

Oh, so I have three more years... There's a 44-year-old guy in the building that's totally single, never been married, and we all kind of look at him a little funny. Yeah, that's very true. Did people look at me funny, though? No, you're still in your 30s. Yeah.

Okay. Thank you, Raymond. I have to go because Raymond walks in when we've gone over our time. So thank you, Morgan, number two. Yep. The Babo show. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

Do you know how many hours it takes to become friends with someone? Like, legit friends. Like, how much time you think you have to spend someone? Oh, boy. Infinity. Right before you die. No.

It takes 200 hours to become close friends. Just spending time together? Mm-hmm. 50 hours of hanging out to become friends, 90 hours to become real friends, and then 200 hours to become close. 50 hours? Just before they're no longer an acquaintance. That's crazy. That's a lot of hours. That's a lot. That's a long time. Do you know how many hours? We've been friends? I did the math.

Oh, boy. Yeah. How long? Like 105, 106,000 hours. But to be fair, that's not true because we haven't been together all the hours. We've known each other. That's why I read that and go, wow, you have to be together 50 hours. Oh, I was calculating us being together every hour of every six. single day that last. I know. Although it feels like that, that's not really healthy. Amy, put in days and nights.

Okay. You know, math is not my strength. The L.A. Rams, they become the first NFL team to have male cheerleaders. Mind blown. I had no idea that NFL didn't have male cheerleaders. Evidently, they've had male squad members that help with stunts and stuff, but this is the first time there have been actual male cheerleaders. Isn't that the same thing? If you're out there helping the cheerleaders, you're a cheerleader. No, I mean, I'm sure for these male children, it's a big deal. You're now getting recognized. You're no longer just the stunt person.

Well, good for them. You're getting L.A. Rams leaving the way. We'll see if other teams follow. For the 27th year in a row, the Labrador Retriever is America's favorite dog. Breed. 27 years. Like, yeah. No other dogs.

Let's move on. Yeah, let's find other dogs. In it number two, German Shepherds, three golden retrievers, then French bulldogs, and then lastly, bulldogs. Those bulldogs, though, they're expensive. because they get sick. Faces and they can't breathe. Right. Yeah.

I'm never getting another dog, by the way. Everybody asks me all the time. You get another dog? They ask you that? All the time. Do you know what someone suggested we do for your birthday party? Do not give me a dog. No.

I know. But they wanted us to have like a party for you where we have dogs from the Humane Society or wherever. Like come and you get to play with all of them and then you get to pick one to take home. And I was like, no, no, no. I can't even see a dog without getting sad right now. There was one walking a dog up my road yesterday. I was like, oh, I'm miserable without my dog. I've had my dog my whole adult life.

I mean, not anymore. He's not live anymore. Can I do like dog tender in a few months? That's the tender I would get on. Yeah, it sucks, man. I was talking to a friend last night, and she was like, hey, how's you been to your dog? And now I hadn't been thinking about it for like eight hours. And it just set me back like a week.

It was bad. It wasn't good night. What else? Yay! But you came in a seven today? Yeah. I did. I wrote a seven on the board.

I felt pretty good this morning. I did. Mostly it's about how I feel when I wake up. I can wake up and I'm like, oh, it got a good. Yeah. I've been reading a good book. I've been trying to distract myself. Yeah.

Yeah. What else? Watch Roseanne. It was good. Yeah. Well, peep's flavored beer now exists. Two things I don't know much about. Peeps are beer.

Yeah. And it's purple with edible glitter. Sounds gross. And you can get it if you're into it. It tastes marshmallowing. Marshmallowy, obviously. And there's like 30 boxes of peeps brewed with the beer. Okay.

Maybe that's my pile The Bobby Bones show I'm going to Las Vegas just a bit I get our airplane and go party it up I have a stand-up show tonight in Vegas at the Golden Nuggets Old Vegas, baby

Yeah I don't gamble anymore I know I mean I did it for I did like $10 a couple times ago And dollars And I was just Yeah I don't want to

I just don't get the rush off of it. I remember you used to just have the luckiest streak ever, maybe. Oh yeah. Look. Here's the thing about real. No. Let me explain to you guys about luck, lucky streaks. Okay, go ahead. Especially with gamblers, because I was a real gambler for a long time. You only hear about the wins.

You don't hear about the losses, so it always feels like the person's winning. I wouldn't come back and be like, man, guys, I'd just lost, loss, loss. No, I'm talking about where I'd be at a roulette table for like an hour and I wouldn't win anything. You'd show up, put one chip on something, and you'd win a huge amount. I'm out, and I'm like,

How does that happen? That's not how it works. It's never been like that. You've created this fake narrative in your head because I work hard in life and things, you reap what you sow, good and bad. You think I also do that in gambling. That's not the truth. But you would be like, put it on red, and it'd go on red.

And then you'd leave it out there. Okay, 100 more on red. It's happened less than it has happened. Yeah, but I've seen it happen to you, and it's a lot. I've seen it, and I remember we were at the Venetian like it was yesterday. And Bobby starts, and he puts a little bit out there on red. Hits, lets it ride. I'll leave it out there.

Hits, let's it ride. Hits again. He did it eight times in a row. Eight. And I mean, I'm just going. I think that's a made-up number by the row? No. I was there.

How much do you win? It was. Eight million. Eight million dollars. Thank you. See, that's what we remember. See, but this is all in your mind. That's just not true.

If I won all the time, why would I stop gambling? I don't know. That's my question. Why did you stop? why you stopped because it was amazing the one. Lucky is dude alive. I was making some money playing poker. That's not really luck. And I stopped. I was just consumed.

And no, I'm not lucky. And the games were like 24 hours long. Yeah, terrible. But it was hard. Those games were hard work. That's why I liked them. It was just you had to stay in and be focused for long amounts of time. Yeah. Anyway, what are you doing in Vegas? Just a stand-up show tonight.

I'm not gambling. I get some work to do. I can go to the club or anything? after the show? You and Mike D, bottle service? Yep. I think so. That bottle service is always stupid to be.

Yeah, it's so expensive for nothing. Because lunchboxes to go, let's get pot bottles. You know how cool it is when they come through that club? And they have the sparklers and everybody's like, oh, we'll know where that bottle's going. And they come to you and everybody's like, oh, they got bottle service. It is the best feeling.

It's only cool the person who's getting the bottle because no one else is thinking that. They're thinking they're ridiculously paying overpriced for these bottles. Yeah. But when you're in the moment. Yeah, I'm not a big in the moment guy. I'm just kidding. I've never had Boston. Yeah, you need to get lost in the moment, dude.

Yeah, never, not a big in the moment guy. Yeah. Well, whatever. Yeah. I love Vegas. It just makes you want to shake. Oh, Vegas, man. It's a great place.

No, it's tiring and smells. Like, I like the Las Vegas people that actually lived there, the locals. Me too. My brother used to live there, and it was weird that he, like, lived there. But he was, like, a cool, normal person. I would tell you about this lunchbox, though. We would go to Vegas a lot. I love that place.

And he loved Asian girls. It was a different one every trip. That's right. Every, every trip. Bobby. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. No fear.

He loved it. He loved the Asian girls. And every time he had one, it was just like. I know, but I feel like every time it's a stretch. Yeah, and $8 million is too, knucklehead. So let's just pay that. We're all like that. No, lunchbox, would you say it was every time or close to every time?

Oh, it's pretty much every time. and go to the club one night, the next night go to a different club and find everyone. That's how you doing. But Eddie, I'm not kidding.

That's what he used to do. Man, I'll tell you what. You want to tell you, I'll tell you about a bad one. Go ahead. Went to the club. Got one. We're just switching.

It's like, all right, let's go back to your hotel and we can go all the way down to the golden nugget. I remember this. Yeah. I remember this.

Go down to the golden nugget and got a buddy with me and he's, you know, entertaining her cousin or whatever. She's from New York. and we're in the lobby. We're just making out, knock over one of those old trash cans.

Oh, you guys are going at it. Oh, going at it. I mean, we are, we've been drinking. I mean, we are. That's awesome. Go ahead. All right, let's go upstairs. We get to the elevator and her cousin's like,

oh, yeah, I don't feel comfortable with you guys coming up to the room. And I'm like, what? And so we went all the way to the golden nugget for nothing. And my buddy, my, my buddy was just like, are he being serious right now? Like, we're nice guys. Like, we're not in her cousin. That's what all the bad dude said. But her cousin wanted me to go up.

Like, the one I'm smooching with is like, yeah, come on up. And her cousin's like, no, no. She's like, I'm sorry. I got to respect my cousin. I have a theory about this. Go ahead. Is that lunchbox this girl told the cousin to say that to get her out of it. That's my theory.

Oh, wow. No, hey, review the footage of that lobby. She wasn't saying that. I doubt we can find that from 20 years ago. We're knocking over the trash can. We can't get the footage from Hillary crashing into the building from this week in her car. Call the nugget today.

Hey, you're going there. Ask him if they remember me. Get the day from the lobby. Man. But he used to, I'm telling you, this guy had a wild speak about it. That was his bad story. I mean, I had a bad one time. His bad stories at once didn't work out.

That's it. Like, that's my best story. I made out in the lobby, guys. It was amazing. And I might have ruined it for one of my buddies one time. We were at the club at the win. And we're sitting there and we're drinking, meeting these girls. There's one girl in the group.

She's a real rude chick. And she comes up and we're sitting there. It's towards the end of the night. We're getting places. And the one girl goes, hey, go get me some water. And I looked there and I said, go get your own water. Ruin it for everybody. Everybody went home alone.

They got there. She was like, we're done. Again, if that ruined it, that wasn't what ruined. No, no. Because she was the rude one of the group. And so she influenced all her friends and we were out. And one of my buddies is so mad at me. He was like, what were you doing?

I was like, I was just annoyed by her all night, and then she tells me to go get her water. Go get your own water. Again, they don't want it anyway. No, they wanted it. Trust him. They wanted it. I knew it.

I knew it. Okay, well, anyway. Man, the old nugget. That was a good time. Say how did that lobby for him? I will. You'll have a little plaque on that track game. Lunchbox knock this trash can.

I know I'm making it out with a chick. All right. Crown fell off my tooth. I have a big hole in my head. Man. I know. I saw that on your Instagram. It's just gone.

And so I don't have time to get to the dentist. Gotta go to Vegas and Fresno. And so I just can't eat on the right side because I have no tooth. Yeah. Yeah, that's not good. I know. I wish I could have more teeth problems. Well, so that happened.

This weekend, I don't know what you're doing, but our show obviously isn't on live. You can listen back to it. Or you can listen to the Bobbycast, a show I do from my house. And the guest this week is Jillian Jacqueline. And it's in two parts because it was really good. We've got all our reasons. New artist Jillian Jacqueline So we get this aim

She goes after she finishes college Her mom was living in Thailand So she goes over to see her mom She's walking down the street And there's a monk They're in Thailand A monk comes up to her This monk came up to me

And he was like Had this cell phone He was talking to someone on the phone And he handed it to me And this woman She was like He handed you the phone Because he knows you can speak English

Our English teacher just broke her leg Do you want to teach English at our school? I'm not kidding And I was like Um, sure. So she went and taught English to Thai kids at a school for months, right? Amazing. What?

Because a monk... You have to listen to this Bobby Cass. I didn't speak Thai. So all they wanted me to do was read them English words. They wanted me to read to these kids in English and explain, like, you know, show a picture of a bug and say bug, show a picture of a fork and say fork, like that kind of thing. They were like six and seven years old. So all of a sudden a monk with a cell phone.

Fascinating. line says I want to offer you a job as a teacher. She teaches English in Thailand. It's crazy. So, and sometimes people say, what's the podcast? It's just a different show. You just can't listen to it through the normal radio signal. So you can go to IHeart Radio, go to iTunes, Apple Podcasts, and search Bobbycast, one word. Here, Jillian Jacqueline, Red Aiken's, the controversial Morgan number two one that only Eddie made it controversial because he said I was talking crap behind it, behind his back. It wasn't behind your back. It was on podcast. It was on Yeah, I realized that later.

Yeah, search Bobbycast. Check them out. Listen this weekend. There's Kip Moore, Chris Stapleton, Dirk Spentley, all from my house. Bobby Bones show. Thank you for hanging with us. Hope you have a wonderful weekend. I'm headed to Vegas.

I have a stand-up comedy show tonight. Tickets at Bobby Bonescom. Two in Fresno tomorrow night, theater there, but they're both sold out. I know. I know. Sorry. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. I'll be back Sunday.

What's up of you? We're taking our kids. They've been invited. to their first ever birthday party. Oh, yeah? So we're going to that. Phone party? No.

It's it. It's at one of those trampoline parks, so I'm probably going to jump. Don't do it. Guys, Amy's coming back with something. Yeah. Yeah, good luck. It's going to be fine.

It's going to be fine. Lunchbox weekend? I've probably got baby stuff to do. I have a kid on the way, so I got to start getting that together. Got a room to put together. Got to buy some stuff. Do you take as long naps on the weekend?

No, not as long, but I sleep in a little bit later, so I get a little more rest. See, definitely get your time in. Yeah, I definitely don't slack on the sleep. I'll be. Amy, have fun at your party. Thanks for a birthday party. Turn down for what? Thank you very much.

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