The Bobby Bones Show - The Great Bobbino Curse + Best Night of Amy's Life + Song Titles That Define Your Life

Episode Date: October 30, 2017

The Great Bobbino Curse comes to an end, Amy shares the best night of her life and song titles that define your current life Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. Let's start off the week with Is It Fake News? Is it Fake News? And then there was one. A town in Wyoming is now down to one person after the family of five left for Philadelphia. So now there's one guy left. He's a geologist, and he says, look, it's awkward, but I love it here. I wish I still had some neighbors.

It's just him. Just him. Wow. And the town of Saratoga, Wyoming. Is it fake news? Now, I've heard of ghost towns where there's none. But that's mostly in cowboy movies. But is there a town with one?

I'm going to say it's fake news, Amy. I'm going real. This is awesome. All right. And it is fake news. That was fake news. News. What is the population there?

I don't know. I don't know it's a real town. You made all that up? He's a geologist? I'm clapping for him. It's all fake. He's like his name is Ross. He used to have friends.

The olberts, they moved to Philadelphia. He's better at doing fake than he is real. Of course, because he doesn't even stumble. Because he's fake news. When he does the bonehead, he's like, he's more confident. Because that's real news. Okay, I think now we have a way to, you know, gauge if it's real or fake. Oh, when he nails it.

Saratoga is a real town in Wyoming, and it has a population of 1,600. There you get. Well, 1599, move. Hope everybody's weekend was good. Eddie and I were on the road in El Paso and Austin. Amy, Austin, lunchbox, who knows? He was in Saratoga, apparently. Recognizing people doing cool things.

It's ICU. The power is back up and running at San Juan Children's Hospital in Puerto Rico, and it's thanks to Tesla. The company used its solar panels and batteries to restore electricity in the children's hospital. Wow. And so Tesla wants to bring power back to the whole island. But they went to the children's hospital first and got it going again. Is that Elon Musk?

Oh yeah, he's Iron Man. Yeah, he is. I swear. Or a villain and we don't know yet. No, no, no. But probably Iron Man, yeah, probably. Anyway, Tesla, Elon Musk, I see you. I see you.

The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond, World Series. Game 5 was crazy last night. Astros beat the Dodgers and extra innings. They now lead the series 3 to 2. In airline news, a plane carrying the Oklahoma City Thunder had its nose dented in badly. Officials said it was a bird.

Luckily, everyone is okay. The plane landed safely. And finally, in weather news, thousands have lost power in the Northeast, heavy rain and wind, six inches of rain in some places. There's a lot of down trees as well. Rose and Austin. in Texas. Good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling. What can I help you with? Well, I was calling to see if I could get your advice on writing a maid of honor speech. Sure, go ahead.

Was that it? You just wanted advice on it? Yes. My best friend's getting married on November 18th, and I have no clue how to write a maid of honor speech. Okay, and this is going to sound so cheesy, but if you Google writing a maid of honor speech, they will give you a ton of tips like how to start it middle and end. The only advice that I would give you just don't wing it. And you did say writing it. Don't wing it. Because you'll forget what you're saying. You'll feel stupid afterward. Even if you did a good job, you won't know

because you just winged it. Like if I wing something, I'm winging it prepared. So, and I'm also someone who gets paid professionally to give speeches. So don't wing it. Write it down. There's no shame in writing it down. The number one thing, though,

is do not go too long. Brevity is the absolute key in giving a speech because really, Rose, it's cool that you're up there, but nobody really cares that you're up there saying a whole lot of stuff. You say you love her, you're proud of her, and then get out of Dodge. Because somebody drunk can give a 10-minute speech after that, and they're going to be the donkey of the whole place. So, Google, keep it brief, write it down.

Okay, that's what I'm going to do. That's it. And don't wing it. And good luck with that. Thank you. Let me know how it goes. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. It's time for your positivity here on Monday.

A little tell me something good. Tell me something good. All right, so this officer's having some wings over with the Buffalo Wild Wings and Rockway Township. This is in New Jersey. And a guy like three tables over is going, oh, he couldn't breathe. The officer's like, oh, you're choking. Goes over. Heimlicks him.

Shicking when goes, flies out of him. Save his life. Wow. Wow. That's good. That Heinleck? The guy said he's got sore throat now. Got a little sore rib. Otherwise, A-OK.

Shout out to that officer right there. Amy, what do you have? Well, there's 11-year-old named Nicholas Blair, and he's dressing up as Sonic the hedgehog to go trick-or-treating, but he's not looking for candy. He's collecting canned goods for the homeless. That's cool. He won't mind if you throw a piece of candy in his back.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lunchbox. Brandy Bass was driving her car with her two kids the back seat, she loses control the car, goes off the road, and her 10-year-old daughter flies out the back window, cuts her leg wide open, but her 13-year-old son is a big survival, watches those TV shows like, okay, I got to stop the bleeding. He's 13? Yes.

He makes a tourniquet out of his shirt, wraps it around her leg, stops the bleeding, and the doctor said, not only saved her leg, but saved her life, she would have bled out. That's insane. That's cool. That's a good one. Man, that's good. Dang. Tell me something good.

That's what's about here on the show. So there was a police officer in Florida, and he was giving instruction to two young boys saying, hey, listen, these tasers aren't toys. They're not to be played with. And one of the 10-year-olds that the police officer was talking to, the police officer accidentally tased. Oh, my goodness. No way. And it was one of those were the things that wanted the skin, the probes. The taser.

Yeah, he shot them. Not just the one of the, dig it on. Yeah. Got her. Oh, no. Yeah, it all went down, and because the story's just not coming out, it all went down about Hurricane Irma. And so they were like, hey, here's the thing about safety with these tasers.

So how happens to that officer? A 10-year-old. I mean, that's terrible. Yeah. Dumb drivers force Iowa officials to say, listen, these signs where the deer's crossing the road, they're for drivers, not for deer. What? Because people are like, why don't you put those signs somewhere else

so the deer will cross at a place where there are in the cars? No, you're joking. I'm not. That's not fake news. No. The Iowa Department of Transportation was forced to explain that deer's can't read. After people kept complaining saying, hey, these deer crossing signs, can you put them in places that are safer for us cars? Oh my goodness.

And they're like, we get this question all the time. They had to put a message out. Deers can't read. Drivers can. It's not intended to tell the deer where to cross. It's for drivers to be alert. There have been a lot of deer crossing. Most animal collisions in Iowa happened during the fall.

And that's why this is a story. We're complaining because they're hitting deer and they're going, can we please move the signs somewhere else? Oh my goodness. That's crazy. I love that made me my favorite story ever. Ever. There you go.

Sunday, Monday, Monday. Bobid Mone's show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes us from Santa Rosa, California. A 19-year-old man was out riding his bike downtown when, oh, here come the train arms going do, do, do, do, do. Like down?

Yeah, the train's coming, so they're going to lower. And he's like, man, I can beat the train. He's on a bicycle? He's on a bicycle. So he swerves in between the little arms, and he gets clipped by the train. I would you even try if it was that close. Because if you don't have time to wait for the train on him. No, no, no, that's not a thing.

That's not a thing. I know it's not. I'm not saying I would do it. What happened? And they said he escaped with minor injuries. But it hit him? It hit him. Yeah.

I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Like the arms coming down, I probably could go, but I would look and see where the train is. Mm-hmm. Man, okay, thank you, lunchbox for that. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. I feel like since it's Monday, we can do a little segment called.

That's rude. David on Twitter says, Hey, Mr. Bobby Bones, heard the country version of Namaste. Didn't think the song could get any worse. Bravo, sir. I kind of, whatever, that's rude. Whatever. I was going to play it, but here.

Don't know nothing about yoga at all. Probably got to hit the row, but namaste. Namaste. There you go. The fiddle makes it look country. Rude. Ryan on Facebook writes, Amy doesn't own a microwave?

What brain sells is she worried about losing? Well, that's rude. Emily on Facebook writes, Why is Amy so lame? 88-year-old grandmother would be more fun to be around. Oh, well, that's lame. Lame? I mean, rude.

Well, that's rude. It is rude. At Radio Lunchbox is a washed-up moron. I'd say peaked in high school, but getting a sympathy prom king crown isn't that impressive either. That's true. Finally, heard there was a Bigfoot siding in Wichita. Turns out I was just lunchbox doing an event there.

I mean, well, that's rude Amy laughed No, that's rude No, no, that's lame Yeah The whole segment's called That's rude She called her lame

So I hear lame and I heard Well, that's lame Talking about Halloween costumes And real Halloween is tomorrow And so here you go These are costumes It shouldn't be like hot You know, I have a hot nurse

But they are Yeah, like hot vampire Yeah There's a hot 11 from Stranger Thing Okay, no, because that's a child. Stop. That's wrong. That's wrong.

No. No. That's wrong. No, it's wrong. No, it's wrong. I don't like it. There's a hot elf on the shelf. Okay.

Is that funny? I mean, that's... But still, it's funny. There's a hot penny wise from it. Oh, okay. The clown. Oh, okay, okay. But I just think that hot 11 from a stranger thing is just wrong.

That needs, if you're that, you should not, you should, I don't know. I'm not going to say that you should be arrested. but. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Here you go. Fun facts for Halloween. Halloween is the third most popular day of the year. What do you think the first two are? Christmas. What? Easter? New Year's.

Valentine's Day? Okay, everybody relaxed. Wow. I'm shocked. It's not Christmas. The Super Bowl, number one. Oh. And New Year's Eve, number two. Here you go. Another fact.

Some animal shelters won't allow the adoption of black cats around Halloween because they think they'll be sacrificed. It's crazy. Also, just the cat back. Did you know they use their whiskers to determine they can fit in certain spaces? That's why... Really? That's how they judged. That is something...

That blows my mind. I never do that. And finally, America's most haunted house is a town in Iowa, where one of the most brutal murders in U.S. history took place. The killer was never found. You can say there's $74 per night. Guests report seeing a ghost of a man with an axe and hearing children screaming. That doesn't sound funny.

No, heck no. I'm not serious. Nothing about that sounds even remotely awesome. Even that part's expensive. Yeah. Amy got into an Uber and the Uber driver wanted to talk to Amy the whole time. He was like, heads up. Can we talk? Okay, right.

Heads up, can we talk? I was like, yeah. So, but there was a reason. So he recently moved here with his wife from Venezuela and he's a CPA by trade and he doesn't really get to communicate with a lot of people. But he's trying to really perfect his English. So he started driving Uber to chit chat with customers. so that way he can get really good at English. How about that?

So he gives you a heads up when you get in. He's like, hey, do you mind if we talk the whole time I'm trying to practice English? I would even be into that. Yeah. And I don't like talking about it. I think that would be cool. Yeah.

That is awesome. That is a smart way to learn English. I know. I loved it. I was like, do you want me to take another ride somewhere else so we can keep talking? Oh, boy. Amy's found her permanent driver.

It's not even an Uber. I was walking in and Raymond, our producer, has an old blazer. And he has a you. Raymond drives Uber now. I see that Ray put the U on his blade. It's for real. Like he printed it out on the work printer. Oh, he did?

He has like a big old piece of paper. What? So you've had the whole weekend now. You've been driving. How's it going? Ended up doing some rides. It's been great. Some people recognize me.

So it was kind of like, yeah, I'm Ray from the Bobby Bone show. And they're like, no, you're not. Yes, I am. I just enjoy driving. I have some free time. So it was like that. Are you making a little bit of money? I honestly am.

And you get the cash in like two days. Really? Yes. So is it, you like the short drives where it's like a few blocks or the long drive? It's all about the short ones. You take somebody from their house to the club real quick in six minutes? $6. Really?

Yeah. Oh, I always thought I was annoying people by going a short distance, but I guess that's the better way. No, that's hooking them up. Oh, okay. Go a block. You should perfect your English, by the way, while you're at it. Mine's good. The Bobby Bob and Boat Show.

All right, the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up is... Brush my teeth. Lunchbox Use the restroom First thing I do when I wake up Is check Twitter Immediately I grab my glasses And throw them on and go

Okay, what's happened with the world? Wow So the first thing most Americans do We don't do What do they do? Drink water immediately That's smart Which is probably the healthiest thing

To do it. They say smoking is horrible for your pets So if you needed another reason to quit You know, I was reading this article They say Instead of showing people the negative effects of smoking, you should show the positive effects

of quitting smoking. Because I remember watching this story once. There's on one of those old people shows that I now like, and it's not an old people show anymore, like 60 minutes. Oh, those are good, yeah. Back in day it was like, only old people watch these shows.

But what they did is they took a bunch of people and they said, here's what we're going to do. You get naked, we're going to take a picture of you. And if you don't lose this much weight, we're going to put the picture out. and that was the negative reinforcement. And they said, if you do a good job and you lose a bunch of weight to a different group, we're going to give you a prize, positive reinforcement.

Which one do you think worked in that situation? The positive reinforcement. No? Obviously you're telling this story because the negative. I know. Oh. Yeah. I would want the prize.

Would you want the prize more than you'd be scared of a naked picture going out? Because the prize, if you don't get it, you're the same. Okay. true true and I know that's counted where I said about smoking but I just remember that study and I were thinking wow that's neat I should take a picture of myself and then publish it if you know it's in shape and now I give it to Eddie and be like Eddie if I don't look a certain way just put it out on the internet so interesting yeah the point was smoking is horrible for your pets even worse

the second-hand smoke for animals than humans because their lungs are so small so maybe you should just look at it like wow my dog's gonna live longer well people are asking about my dog too. He is, as of right now, he's feeling good. He has another chemo appointment tomorrow. It's his fourth of five. He gets to have five. Doing pretty good. I plan on if everything is good, taking him back on the road. I won't be going on the road this week because the Hall of Fame ceremonies in Chicago will be. But the next week, we do a couple of sold out shows in Kansas, you know, Springfield and Salina. Yeah. But I'm going to take him out for those shows on the So he's still doing pretty good.

Like, he's getting older. He's losing a little bit of weight. You know, he has cancer, but he's feeling good. And again, he doesn't know he's sick. Only I do. So it'll be different if we were both sad about it. Right. But we're not. Only me.

I just take all the sadness. Oh, great. If I could just take all the sadness and put in a pill and swallow myself, I would. Oh, I bet you would. Just for you guys. So thoughtful. If I could put sadness in a pill, I'd take all of you guys. Bobby Bones.

The Bobby Bones Show. I haven't started watching Stranger Things 2 yet. I'm still watching Mind Hunter. And I can't do two shows at once. I can read two books at once. But if I started doing two shows at once, in my brain I start inserting characters into other things. So I haven't started.

Anyone else, Amy, you started Stranger Things 2? No. Do you have interest to? Yeah. I want to. It's just not top priority right now. Eddie, I saw on your Instagram. You may have started it?

I did start it. I made it about an episode and a half until I got busy and stopped. But man, it's good. So far, it's got me hooked. A whole episode? A episode and a half. Yeah, because it kind of intros you what it's about. It doesn't give you a lot, but it kind of gives you the introduction.

That Mind Hunter is crazy. I have watched one episode of that. I'm on, I think, 8 of 10. Okay. And they study, like, real life. It's a scripted show, but they study Matt. Anyway, totally in the morning kids are listening. But yeah, it's good.

Study finds that Starbucks door handles are about the dirtiest thing possible. Great. And you got to think about it because there are tons of people going through Starbucks. And they compare things like bathrooms and door handles of other places and subway poles. Oh, yeah. And Starbucks door handles are the absolute grossest. Wow. Just because the amount of people going through grabbing it and don't even wash in their hands.

So your goal should be to have someone get the door for you? No, the goal should be. You wear long sleeves like I do and grab every door handle with a long sleeve. Oh, or that. Justin Bieber had a helicopter fly over his house because Pop Rotsie often do that. Yeah. And they were flying over and they were looking down. And he's renting this $50,000 a month Beverly Hills Mansion.

And he bought himself an Olympic high jump bar and the Olympic high jump pad that you jump on. Like just for fun? Yes. Okay. And so the neighbors are like, oh, we see him. practicing all the time. And I think about this, and I actually get sad for him. Because here's a kid who, he hasn't been able to mature.

The age that he started to get famous is when he stopped maturing. It really stops that quickly. He has no reason to. He's enabled by everyone. We get older and get wiser because of bad decisions we make and people go, oh, that's wrong and have to change. When you're unable all the time and you're told, hey, everything you do is good and you're surrounded by yes people, everything you do is good.

you don't get any older. And so here's a kid with no direction, a ton of money, and a ton of time. It's boredom. I guess I'm the only one that feels bad for him. Well, I mean, it makes me think of Michael Jackson and his ranch that he bought with all the animals, Neverland or whatever it's called. Maybe being broke is awesome. We ever think about it? Nah, never mind.

Amy's trying to convince me somebody bought a real unicorn. We'll talk about that coming up in the 30-second skinny in just a second. Also, the curse of the great Bobino. May have been lifted. Okay. That's me. Yeah, I figured. Because after Lindsay and I broke up, her song took the biggest jump on the charts.

Coincidence? I don't know. I think not. Gentlemen? Hmm. That seems to be a little... Scratching my chin here. How do you say that?

Fishy that they would do that? Take the biggest jump. Yeah. All of a sudden, listen, I'm happy for it. It makes me sad way to break up, but I'm really happy for, and I hope everybody downloads a song and keeps it going. The curse of the great Bobino is slowly being lifted, I hope. I know. That stinks, right?

So anybody that every once a day, Amy, just know there's a curse that comes along with it. Yikes. Bobby Boneshap. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Thomas Wrett and his wife, Lauren, threw a unicorn-themed birthday party for their daughter, Willa gray over the weekend, and they pulled out all the stops, even a unicorn. Yeah, it's not a real unicorn.

I was like, how'd they get a real unicorn? It was a white horse, and they're like... They strapped a unicorn horn on it. Okay. And then kids got to go for a ride on the unicorn. Hey, if you're two, that's a legit unicorn. If you're two, it is. I had some friends that went to that party, and I saw the picture of the white horse.

I didn't know they had a thing strapped through its head. The unicorn horn? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and there was like the cutest unicorn cake and face painting, all kinds of stuff. I was like, dang, want to turn two at their house? Mary Morris is planning her wedding to Ryan Hurd, and she opened up about her dress to People magazine. And she said that she's having it made, and it's not going to be a traditional long one. She's going to go with something short, inspired by her mom's short wedding gown that she wore back in 1989.

Bikini top? I don't know. I don't think so. Is that what you're picturing? Yeah. Why not? Probably not. I'm Amy.

That's your 30 seconds getting. So, you know, Kenny Chesney was in, and he put out that live right. record on Friday. And so here's a clip of Kenny and Taylor Swift doing Big Star. There's that. Our band The Raging Idiots played on the road. And we have this song called Namaste, which, thankfully to the listeners, have been the number one comedy song for like weeks.

And so I was thinking about putting out a live record. But I don't have the technology that Kenny has. So we just use cell phone audio from listeners. Would you like to hear the live version of Namaste? It's just like Kenny and Taylor. Yeah. But here's the raging idiot. It's a live version of Namaste, and we've mixed it with the real version.

You'll see. Okay. I haven't even heard this yet, so here we go. Facebook's listening to our conversations for sure, and I'll tell you about that one second. First, the morning corny with Amy. Morning corny! What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?

It's a real pain in the neck. You sold it. Thank you. Yeah, there it is. Good. That was the morning corny. I was watching this video. This guy's like, I don't have a cat.

I haven't talked about cat food. No cat in 20 years. And he said, so what we did is we talked about cat food around our phone. My wife and I. And all of a sudden they started to get ads in their Facebook. for cat food Listen to him, talk about it on YouTube Here you go, cat food

Meow We've never talked about cat food At any point before this We've never typed it out We've never looked it up online We haven't had cats in 20 years So it was totally random And yeah we just put the phones down

Next to our desk Left them on Facebook And Messenger Pretty sure one or both were left open in the background and from like the day before but the phone was on when we were talking about cat food

and then the phone went off automatically and we just kind of kept talking about cat food while we were working for maybe like an hour, hour and a half and that was it and two days later cat food advertising on our Facebook now we joke about that but that's serious

like it's hearing things that we're saying in terms of putting from our voice not our searches Yeah. Even searches should be creepy. Yeah. Somehow, sometimes I feel like it's reading my thoughts. Oh, no, not another level. Yeah, it is.

Great. So you're not even saying it, you're just thinking it? I just think it. And then I see an ad for it. And I'm like, oh, my goodness, how are they doing this? Stop it. Here's what we're going to do in a second. What song title defines your life right now?

We'll go around the room. You have a minute to think about this. Okay. What song title defines your life right this second? Also, I'll say this. Amy claims that she had the best night of her life recently. We'll talk about what happened inside the best night of her life. The Astros won last night, and, man, it was a late game.

Here's a clip. This is the 10th inning. The Astros winning last night. And I know you didn't watch it, Amy? No. But I think Lunchbox and I both stayed up. Woo! I fell asleep.

watching it? You were watching the game? Yeah, because my friend was watching it. Oh yeah, what was his name? She's the big Dodgers fan. Oh, oh. What if I had walked Amy

right into an admission of me? No, she was like totally for the Dodgers. And I was like, I don't care I'm going to bed. Eddie, you like that? I'm trying to get her a little bit? That's a good one, Bones.

Yeah, yeah. Here's the goal. If you had to define your life right now by a song title, what would it be? Amy, give me your song title. go. John Mayer, waiting on the world to change. Huh.

Tell me more? I feel like my life right now is just waiting. Waiting on the world to change, which would be me waiting on my kids to come here so that my world will change. You know what? Can I ask you a question? Ask me. So November 7th is the date, Amy says there's some big paperwork going on

with her adoption and her kids. I was reading a story about Thomas Wrett, and I purposely left out the word adopted because the story said, Thomas Rett's adopted daughter Willie Grace. I was like, there's no need to say adopted. It's their daughter. Yeah. So with you, I don't, right now we talk about the adoption process, but was I

weird, have you made me sensitive that that's a real thing? Like I shouldn't say their adopted daughter. It's just their daughter now. I don't think that I've made you, but I think it's their daughter. I read the same article and I omitted adopted daughter too because it's their daughter. Well, great. I don't know if maybe sometimes people are trying because they do have another daughter, and so maybe they're trying to make sure people know.

But, yeah, people have daughters, sons multiple all the time, and nobody, you don't have to say biological or adopted. Because to me, I just want people to see my kids as my kids. I think you've made me sensitive to that in a wonderful way, which I never would have been. Oh. So when I read this story, I was like, their daughter. I don't know, I was wondering. Yeah. Lunchbox, what is the song title that defines your life?

It ain't my fault. But it ain't. He's saying that a lot. Huh. Man. Why? Well, just around the house, something goes wrong or something doesn't get picked up or my wife and I communicate. She always blames me, but I tell her it ain't my fault.

You don't listen. Oh. It ain't my fault. You don't listen. Yeah, how is that my fault? Like, everything can't be my fault. So it ain't my fault. My soccer team loses, it ain't my fault.

It's kind of your life motto, huh? That happens on this show. It ain't his fault. It ain't my fault. Bobby's in charge. That's true. That's true. me if I were to find my life by a song title it'd probably be little Bobby Vinton

Mr. Lonely. Oh my God. Stop! Why is that? Let the song play, guys. Come on, guys. I have nobody for my own. Sing it, Bobby.

I feel it. Wish I had someone to call on the phone. I laugh because I'm dead inside right now. You know what I mean? Oh, man. Yeah. How's that therapy going? It's good, except Morgan's not letting me go this week because it work.

I have to go every week. Yeah. And Morgan, one, our producer, like, you can't go. You have to do all this stuff. So I don't have to miss my first week. Oh, no. It's like the doctor. I know.

And you can't, like, do it FaceTime. No. Like, legally, I tried. Something about when you're in another. Legally. I don't know with their practice, if you're in another state, they can't go across state lines over the internet to treat you. Well, there's my song.

Hit it again, Mr. Lonely, Ray. Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely. I have nobody. I know. Eddie, our producer, who has two kids. Producer Eddie, what is your song right now? Man, right now my song is No Sleep Till Brooklyn. This weekend, you know, we're running and gunning nonstop.

And then I get home and it's the same thing. The kids are, let's go, Dad, Dad's here. Let's go play baseball. To be fair, you told me you slept until 11 a.m. the other day. I did. I did, but that was the first time I'd slept in a while. I think Eddie just likes to play this card. Like, he's like, I'm tired, Dad.

You guys on Saturdays, you're always like, oh, man, Sunday I can't wait. I'm going to sleep all day. I can't sleep all day. Nobody says that. Who says I don't know. Hold on. Well, Eddie invented these scenarios. Can I'm done?

Eddie yesterday? He told me he slept all day. No, I did. Yes, no. I said I fell asleep. I think he does this to his wife. Here's him and goes, you know what? He's having trouble too.

Eddie rock and rolled all weekend. That's why no sleep for me. Yeah. You didn't sleep because you rock and roll. And then on Sunday I'm family. I'm dad. Whatever. Oh, and Bobby Bones show.

Just a heads up, it's daylight savings at the end of this week. Oh, thanks for the head of that. Yes. So. Yes. You know what that means? That means we fall back and we get an extra hour of sleep this weekend. That's right.

Mark it down. I know, but it gets dark so early, which I guess is good for us. But this is a time marches on. moment right now because for the first time ever it's not we get an extra night at the bar for lunchbox it's we get an extra night's sleep oh that's funny it's the first year he's ever been like we get extra sleep he'd be like that's an extra partying it look at this guy growing up well when are the kids lunchbox when are your kids coming uh i don't know there's no arrival date yet i haven't checked the calendar but the doctor hadn't given us an arrival date or

anything so what do you mean Is she pregnant? No. So the doctor can't give us a rival date. Thanks for that pause there. Kind of made me think she was. But you guys, you're not not trying. Correct.

Are you trying, though? Well, yeah. There we go. This is all really good. Just answer the question. You're literally trying to have baby. Yeah. That a boy.

Honesty. We love it. Come on. This guy here and share a little bit of his heart. Man, I don't tell you guys that. I'll tell you that. No, you don't. You go.

No, you know what? We pulled the goalie. That's all I'll say. Yeah, that's what you say. But the fact that you're just saying you're trying to have a baby, that's awesome. Okay. I thought that's what that meant when I said, we pulled the goalie. I don't understand how that.

I mean, it's the same thing, just different words. Sure. It's just a different analogy. It's just a different analogy. Let's just say that. It does feel like that's an announcement, right, guys? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, lunchbox is officially saying they're trying to have a baby. Yeah, lunchbox, it's not a different, you're not trying to cover up by using an analogy. You're just owning it. Yeah, it's like, we're trying to have a baby. Yeah. And that's awesome. Maybe we'll have two. Okay.

Maybe you will. Okay, here you go. Maybe we'll have three. Okay. Okay. Now time, since today, oh, oh, today's John Adams' birthday. He's the second president of the United States. I didn't know that.

You didn't? No, I've heard the name, but I don't realize he was the second president. Oh, yeah. So it's easy presidential trivia. Oh, great. Around the room, Amy, easy presidential trivia. Yeah. The youngest president to ever be elected.

JFK. Correct at 43 years old. Would have never known that. Lunchbox. Easy presidential trivia. Go. Which president delivered the emancipation proclamation. Oh, that's my boy.

Honest Abraham Lincoln. There you go. There you go. Eddie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Easy presidential trivia. Who is the only president born in Arkansas?

Born in Arkansas, that's Taft. It's Bill Clinton. Duh. Taffed? How do you go with that one? This is just to pick the president, guys. I don't know. What a random president. I'm from Arkansas. You're telling me no other president's born from Arkansas.

Come on. Eddie, you've been eliminated. Lunchbox. No, no, Amy. Yes. Which president's on the $20 bill? Oh. Good luck.

He's on the $1. George Washington. Is that your answer? Yeah, is he on the 22? Amy thinks George is on every dollar bill. He's on the quarter. So the 20. No, Andrew.

Andrew Jackson. Correct. Wow. No, no, no. Oh, hold on. No, no, no, no. She said George Washington. Yes, sorry.

He just had to really think about it. He's got good hair. Andrew Jackson's got good hair. So I get three answers now. What's the most common presidential first name? What's the what? Most common presidential first name. Oh, let's see.

You can have three answers. I mean, George. Okay, there's one. George, because there's George Washington. There's George Bush. There's George Bush. There's, I don't know. Go ahead.

Let's see who else has been out there. Oh. Five seconds. Robert? Robert, okay. You get one more guess. Five seconds for your third guess. William?

William Clinton and then William Taft. That's two Williams. That's three guesses. Your answer is, do you know it? James. Oh. I was going to go with George. No, James.

So, Amy, you're the winner. I don't believe that. Who said the only thing to fear is fear itself? Oh, that's easy. Go ahead. John F. Kennedy. No. He said, Asked it.

not what... Your country can do for you. Your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. I thought that was the same speech. Oh, FDR. FDR said the only thing to fear is fear it. Now, lunchbox, you just mixed up the old people that go by their initials. Hey, LB, you mixed up FDR and JFK.

It happened. Yeah. Okay. Hold on, I'm about to look out the difference between those two, because I really thought that was the same person. Amy says she has the greatest night of her life over the past weekend. Yeah, best night of my life. Saturday night when me and three other girlfriends dressed up as M&M's and got to be background dancers or backup dancers for the raging idiots, totally unexpected. And it was so amazing and so much fun.

And I've always wanted to be an M&M. And then I got to dance and sing. It's like the best night of my life. But you had a wedding night. I know, I know. And that's where this comes into play because I'm on the phone with my husband and I'm telling him about the best night of my life. And he's like, you know, we got married at night. that wasn't the best night of your life?

And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there's other things, but just, like, this one just really takes the cake right now. Like, it was just so much fun. There was a point of the show where the raging idiots are playing. Again, it's a show in Austin. There are probably 4,000 people there, and we're singing our songs, and we bring Amy out, and I give Amy the microphone near the end of the show. And the show's over, because we have to end by a certain time or we get charged extra.

Yeah, I didn't know that. It's the curfew time. And so we shut down and Amy goes, one more song on the microphone. So the crowd starts going, one more song, one more. And I'm like, we're over time. We got to pay for every minute that we go over. We have to pay for. And so Amy costs us a lot of money.

So that was real? If you go over curfew, you have to pay staff. And yes. And I was like, don't do that Amy. She kept going, one more into the microphone. Oh. So would you like to pay those costs? Well, I mean, yeah, I guess I'll pay back.

I bet if I, yeah, if I get everybody there, I'll tweet. everybody that was there and say, everybody sent me $1. Would that cover it, maybe? It was so fun, though. Best night on my life. What did you think about this show? Thought it was so much fun.

Y'all did a great job. So entertaining. Yeah, I had friends there, family there. They all thought y'all did great. Amy's dad came. Him and his girlfriend. Yeah. And they really, really enjoyed it.

And the thing is, I mean, I've seen y'all perform before, too. There's just something about, I don't know, Just the whole thing. Like, y'all, it's so fun. Like, if people have an opportunity to go, they have to go. Well, we only have four shows left, and then we're retiring. Oh, well, then, okay. Well, four shows.

You want to hear Amy singing? Here's a clip from Amy singing from over the weekend. Let me explain this. That's so bad. The only song that we were like, we can play real quick was The Joker by Steve Miller. She's like, one more song. I was like, Eddie, let's just play The Joker, something easy. So he's, and it's, and it's, Amy doesn't know the words.

And so I go, I really love your peaches. and it goes, I want to shake your tree. Instead of Amy going, I want to shake your tree, she goes, I want to taste your cream. Here you go. I was like, Amy, that's not the words. I know. I don't know why. Amy was thinking of peaches and cream.

Yeah. The song? Yep. Bobby said peaches, so I was like, okay. I really love your peaches, want to shake your tree. And then Amy goes, I want to taste your cream. And everybody looks at her like. Yeah, it got awkward.

Yeah, it got awkward real quick. I don't know why. I tried to take the microphone from her at one point. She goes, no. This is what my life was meant for. And then she just kept singing. No, I kept the mic and I go, I was born for this. And then you started hitting the top of it going,

this thing on and we're like, Amy, right in the middle of the show. Yes, it's on. I mean, I was in an M&M costume performing. It was amazing. Night of her life. Yes. Yeah. Bobby Bones show.

Just to give you guys an update on my high school football game from this past week. My high school played the returning state champions and they got beat. It's a pretty good game though but they played the state champions from last year and they got beat and I talked to Arkansas Keith and he was like

it was a pretty good game but they were just a little too much for us but they're still going to the playoffs I don't know the playoffs start this week or not but I know they have a game on Thursday night and I wanted to go but the Hall of Fame is Thursday night and I can't go. Who plays high school football on Thursday night? What's wrong?

It's supposed to be Friday night. It's supposed to be Friday night. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. So Mountain Pine did not win. But here they put in quite the effort against a team that is supposed to be one of the best in the state. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They were state champs. By the way, if you hear Amy talking, and you can go to my Instagram and look at Mr. Bobby Bones, and she describes herself as a sexy M&M, don't believe it. What? What? That wasn't a sexy M&M.

Yeah, we felt hot. Yeah, there was me and three girlfriends, and we were working it. They were costumes from like the 60s, and they were big old round M&Ms. A sexy M&M would have been like body paint Eminem. What? I had on like tall black boots. Okay, you can go to Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram and see if you think Amy's wearing a sexy M&M costume.

And my gloves? They gave me four, three or four fingers, how many fingers, Eminem's up? Whatever it was, it was a sexy amount, I'll tell you. I know. And we got the cute little hair bows to match. I found those at Hobby Lobby, thought of you. Great. There's a coffin club.

Have you heard about this? No. these grandmas get together and they decorate their own coffins. No, they don't. Like a knitting club? Yeah, listen to this. They're not the rub. Good love, love, love.

A resting place to sing your song. It's the final. I go home. The coffin club song. And so these seniors all get around and they meet once a week to build and decorate their coffins. Hey, well, they're going to save their family a lot of money taking care of that ahead of time because coffins are expensive. Yes, and they like bedazzled them To their own design

Yeah, and then you're getting what you want You know, with me, I think I'm just You know, I don't care Don't spend any money on me You're not going to bedazzle yours for us? Donate all mine to everything Well, okay, but I mean Something has to be done with you

And either way it's expensive Maybe I'll just buy a studio and just let me sit in it Just let us all Let the equipment turn old like ours is now. Just let me die with our equipment in the studio. Okay. Yeah. What, are you guys organ donors on your cards? Yes. Yes. Yes. You really, you guys all really are? For sure. Legit. Legit. You know, there's some, I've found something else that annoys me. What? Legit. Well, like when people say literally and they don't mean literally, it's like,

oh, literally, my mind's been blown. No, no, no. It hasn't. Not literally. I know. I know. It's just a way of being exaggerating the figurative. There's a new one. It's when someone's claiming something's a bucket list item. And I even tweeted this. I'm like, okay, for now on, I want to see your bucket list ahead of time, and I want you to date it. And then I want to see you check off your bucket list items. You can't go, why did something cool, I checked off a bucket list item.

Like, here's what a bucket list is. It's the list of things you want to do before you kick the bucket. This list should be pre-made, and you should have it and take a picture of it. it and then document it and you can mark it up. Otherwise, just say I did an awesome thing. Okay. I let the weirdest things annoy me. Yeah, you do.

I know. I know. Because I would say the other night, being at M&M and singing on stage, that's a bucketless item. But, I mean, I didn't know it was a bucketless item until it happened. Then it wasn't. It was just something awesome that happened to you. Oh, my gosh. Shout out to Alabama at number one in the poll and Georgia at number two.

Two SAC schools at number one and number two. The college poll or something. And the college football poll. Arkansas one. team won. They beat Ole Miss, Phil goal, last minute. That's someone having a great season, but I'll take it. Texas A&M, what they do, eh? Whoop. You know what they did? Gig them.

They have no idea? No, I really. I don't know, obviously. I don't think they won. Oh, okay, well, then we don't need to talk about it. Are they having a good year, though? You don't, you? What? Don't actually, don't, I mean, yeah. Yes, yes, I don't keep up all the time with it. Yeah. Do you hear Florida Gators coach got fired? He did? He left.

Oh, scandal. No, no scandal. Okay, no more sports. Headlines from the weekend. Here we go. Amy, your headline? Friend and family time. Awesome. And Austin. Yeah, all of the above. So many things. Good food. Good friends. Dressed up as an M&M. Best night in my life.

Is Halloween over for you now? Oh, yeah, yeah. Done. Done. No more. You know tomorrow is officially Halloween. You're done? Yeah, I had to return my M&M costume. Lunchbox headline from the weekend? Double date with Ray and Bay. Wow, really? Yeah, we went and had some margaritas and some tacos.

Then we went and caught a hockey game together and just sort of a little bit of partying, a little bit of sport, so it was a good time. I always like to see members of the show, membering of the show. Raymond, how did they go with you guys? We had a blast. Lunch, it is typical like 30 minutes late, though.

I thought we were meeting at five and he just rolls up casually at 5.30. I mean, the dude is on a completely different time system than anybody else. The truth is that my wife had to work and we said we'd be there as close to five as we could. That was the extent of the problem. She had to work a little bit. Sorry. Hey, woman's got a job. I'm proud of her.

Yeah, and it was great. We were catching up with his wife too, finding out about her job. And she's so excited. And, I mean, she's like changed her life. I mean, she's got brand new clothes. She's got a brand new schedule. She's got tickets to all these events, more hookups than we have. I'm like, what is your job?

My gosh, you're living an amazing life right now. She's fucking at TopGolf, right? Yeah. Lunch? Yeah, she's over there running that place. Is she running TopGoff? No. But I just want to make her feel like she is doing a great job.

Headlines from the weekend, El Paso was amazing. Loved it. Austin, amazing, loved it. We play two raging idiot shows. And, I mean, just hanging out with the listeners is the best part of it. Here's a little bit of live chick-fil-up. And the crowd knows our songs. It's crazy.

There's like thousands of people. And you would think we were good by the amount of people that show up. Little do they know. It's just a party, though. Y'all are good. I don't know. We're going to put out a live album with just listen to cell phone videos. It would be a cheap way to put out a record, huh?

Yeah. So it was cool. I had fun. Southwest Airlines is facing backlash because they're putting these live performances in the middle of flights and people are trying to sleep. And I've had it happen before when I was on a flight. And luckily it happened early. But the one that's kind of causing controversy is Devin Dawson. We know Devin. And he has this song.

I love that song. I really like Devin when people got irritated because what they do, they set a microphone up and they put a guitar up as a, 35,000 feet. Yeah. And people are trying to go asleep. And they're like, huh? What the, what's those? You got my number you can call on me.

It's like walking in an aisle playing song singing. That's awesome. Yeah, for the people that want it to be awesome. Okay. I mean, even if I was trying to sleep, which most of the time on a flight I am, I still would be like, oh wow, I made it on one of the planes that has the singer. Yeah, customers were tweeting like, hey, free Wi-Fi would be nice, but Southwood's like, hey, instead, here's Creed.

Oh, no. That is the jam, though. That is a jam, though. Yeah. You got my number you can call on me. If you're in trouble with the fall on me. So here. Because you got my number you can call on me.

It sounds good. That's from the flight. They put it up on YouTube. So I don't hate it. Just do it early so I can go sleep. You know what I mean? Why do you think we change the clocks back every year back and forth, back and forth? Oh, I know it has to do with the farmer's almanac or something.

No, if you're thinking of farmers only.com, the dating site? I don't know. Does it have to do with something like that? No. No. So, by the way, at the end of this week, we do fall back. So be prepared for that. And so many Americans believe that it's all because it was done to help farmers have that extra hour.

It was actually pushed by department stores who cited positive sales with an extra hour of light. Oh, my goodness. Okay. It always goes back to money. Yeah. But hey, farmers, that has to do with money too. I read a thing this weekend about Denny's, I think, and you know how they're open 24 hours, seven days a week?

Yeah. And they decided to close for Christmas one year. And since they were open 24-7, none of those doors had locks. Oh my goodness. So they didn't even have to close? So they didn't even have to close. What? What place is that?

They never have the lock if or anything? If you open 24-7, like almost all those doors were completely lockless. Yeah, you just rotate managers and shifts, and you never have nobody there. I learned a lot. I learned about that. I learned about the Denny's. I learned about how Facebook's listening to us.

I don't know if you heard the clip, but this guy was like, hey, we don't have cats. We haven't had cats in 20 years. And we kept our phone, and we talked about cat food for hours. And the next thing, you know, cat food ads popped up on Facebook.

Listen to this. There you go. Cat food. Meow. We've never talked about cat food at any point before this. We've never typed it out. We've never looked it up online.

We haven't had cats in 20 years. So it was totally random. And yeah, we just put the phones down next to our desk, left them on. Facebook and Messenger, pretty sure one or both were left open in the background. And from like the day before, but the phone was on when we were talking about cat food. And then the phone went off automatically. And we just kind of kept talking about cat food while we were working for maybe like an hour, hour and a half.

And that was it. And two days later, cat food advertising on our Facebook. We joke about it, but isn't that creepy still? Yeah, it really is. What are you going to do? You know, it's creepy, but I do talk about stuff I like. I know, honestly, like, some of the clothes that Instagram has been recommending for me lately for the sponsored ads. I'm like, it's like, swipe here to buy or whatever, click link.

And I'm like, click, I bought a couple of things. It's really cute. I saw a gym bag. And it was like, it will take your clothes They're all sweaty and stuff And it will like suck out the musk and grossness out of them I must have been talking about it You guys been talking about how you sweat while you're boxing

Man Here's Amy's pile of stories So does our office dress up for Halloween like around the building I don't know because one, they don't come talk to us And two, we leave like noon 11 I don't know I get annoyed to their office. Why?

Because sometimes on Friday they're like, everybody gets to go home and noon, and we're like, we're already home. Yeah, or they send out an email that it's like beer cart 30 or whatever. And it's like, we're already home. So, you know what? I don't care what they do, but what's your story? Okay, well, there's like a Halloween dress-up survey thing. And like if you're really stumped but everyone in your office is dressing up,

like just stick with a classic, like a ghost, a witch or a pirate. And maybe Stere Clear Clear is dressing up as your boss. because some people do that and then the boss like might get offended. Okay, that's good. I like it when the office is dressed up. Yeah. I think it's fun. I think it's good for morale, especially if you don't have like a crazy deadline to hit.

A couple of things. One, there were some people at the shows dressed up as me. Yes. Oh, and there was a little boy dress up as you. So cute. I put it on Instagram. I don't know there's a bigger compliment than if somebody dresses up as you for Halloween. I think it's hilarious.

And I'm like, that's really cool. And then two, I saw a really funny costume where everyone was, was going out as Game of Thrones characters. And so, since you don't watch the show, it may not be as funny to you. But this one guy was like, since they're all going as Game of Thrones characters and I wanted to scare them, he dressed up as the guy who wrote all the Game of Thrones books because the guy who writes all the books just kills all the characters randomly. Okay, that's funny.

I thought that very funny. Yeah, yeah. You never know. Yeah. So I'm waiting for Game of Thrones to come back. I watched the first episode of Walking Dead. I didn't get to watch last night. Mm-hmm.

I thought the first episode was pretty good. It was setting it up. I'm so... Oh, that makes you so excited. I still have that to watch. I know. I'm so excited about it. And I don't know if it's still so good

or if I'm just so into it because I've spent a lot of time with it. Yeah. But I still love it. I'm watching Mind Hunter. Not the same thing as Manhunt Unabomber. But the Unabomber's good. Mind Hunter on Netflix is fantastic.

And then I'm going to start Stranger Things too, which I haven't seen yet. But Eddie started it and he said the first episode's good. But yeah, there's a lot. I mean, there's so. much good stuff to watch. It's pretty exciting. What else do you have over there?

Okay, so Halloween candy, obviously, is going to be everywhere tomorrow. And sometimes the stress of breaking your diet can just also lead to weight gain. Stress is not good for you. So I was reading an article that said, you know what? Just give yourself a chill day for Halloween, especially if you're going to be around it. I know you're shaking your head because you don't agree, but I'm just there just saying, relax and then start November 1st with a big old salad. That's terrible.

That's terrible. Listen, here is how I think about things. Okay. Is that if you want to have candy, have candy, and that's on you. But imagine how you will feel in your heart if you can resist during the hardest days. Because if you can actually make it through the hardest days, the easier days are that much easier. So Halloween. Halloween is a hard day.

There's candy everywhere. Imagine just through that day, if you wake up and you set to go, I'm not going to touch any candy because I've decided that I'm trying to eat right. If you can make it through Halloween, you can make it through Halloween, you can make it. the November 3rd, November 7th, you can make it through the easier days once you fight off the hard days. It's the Lucky Charms analogy. Eat all those gross ones first. Then when you want to have the marshmallows at the end, you've already ate all the gross ones.

Have the marshmallows to end if you want them. Okay. I want the marshmallows first. Oh, you don't do marshmallows at the end? Actually, I'm a Lucky Charms eater that when I would eat it. I like a combo. I want the gross mix with the marshmallow. It tastes just right.

In my life, I like do all the work first, and if I decide to have rewards at the end, then I get the rewards. Sometimes as a kid, I would eat all the gross ones and then be like, hmm, I don't deserve the marshmallows and I dump them out. Oh my goodness. I know as punishment if I didn't, like, get a good grade or something. Okay, I guess I'm just a mixture of fun and not. It's just all of our attitudes. But that being said, it's like Thanksgiving. You know, it's going to be a huge meal.

If you can get through Thanksgiving, the rest of it's so much easier. So anyway, that's all. Okay. A motivational Monday for you. I love it. No, you don't. You don't love it because you don't agree. You just want to move to the next story, and that's your segue.

Go ahead. No, I do like your motivation. It's a good. I'm sure a lot of people appreciate it right now. Love it. Thank you for contributing. Do you know that during segments, our boss now to text me when segments aren't good? Oh, great.

Did he just text this is not good? No, did I tell you guys this? No. Oh, yeah. No, he didn't. I've been in to say that when he hasn't texted. Because I don't ever want to bring it up when he does text it, but yeah, he hasn't texted it today.

that a segment's not good but sometimes they'll text me like hey not a good segment but cool moving on okay on to the next so on Reddit they asked people

what animal they would choose to have as a pet if they could and don't think like your typical everyday like house cat house dog and so I was curious if we went down the room

what crazy pet would you choose a monkey I would take a chimpanzee and not a spider monkey my grand anties have spider monkey he's to poop in his hand and throw it to people and he used to bite people

those are me monkeys. Okay. I would like a chimpanzee because Michael Jackson had one and it looked fun. Bubbles. And a little diaper? No, I just don't want to pooping. It goes toilet. So I'm going to go to the diaper.

No, no, no, no. We get this fantasy land, right? Yeah, it's totally fantasy. I would take a chimpanzee is number one. You? I'm going to get a goat. A goat? You can get a goat.

Yeah, do it. But it's still a fantasy pet. I can get a goat. Yeah, you just put in your backyard. Listen, here's the thing. I just need you to gift me a goat. and then I'll have to go, you know? Then it won't be a topic of, like,

an issue with my husband. I'll be like, it was a gift. Lunch vikes. Easy. Ever since I was a kid, Curious George, I'd get a monkey just like him. So cute.

You could also, I maybe want a pig, which is this. What they put on that? Shite. Lions? Someone said a bear. A bear was really popular. A bobcat.

And a chimp made the list. Okay, so. A bobcat. Are you just asking him of your friends? face eating off. Didn't someone who lived in the house you used to live and have a bobcat or something? That's why I got to live there

because my dog, who's a little angel, pit bull, but angel, they wouldn't let them live anywhere. And so I found a place and she had a bobcat. No, a panza, no, a cheetah or something. One of those animals. I swear it was a bobcat.

Yeah, it was a bobcat. Yeah, or a zebra. And so since she lived, I was like, oh, I can bring my pit bull. And so that's why I moved in. Yeah. Okay, well, speaking of animals, scientists have been messing with the genetics of pigs

in order to make a low-fat bacon. This is so bad. I don't, no, I agree, but, and you stop, like two weeks ago we talked about the low-fat avocado. Like, no, that's good, healthy fat. And then the bacon, like, what? No, if you're going to have bacon, eat the bacon. Now that I can agree with.

If you want bacon, eat the bacon. Yeah. Amen. All right, that's it. There you go. There's your news. Whatever that is. That was Amy's pile of stories.

A famous Rolex watch. Once owned by actor Paul Newman was auctioned off, they bought it for $17.8 million. What? Wow. I know. The most expensive wristwatch ever sold at auction. Now, for us, we never were in the Paul Newman thing because he's too old for us. I do like his salad dressing?

That's what we've known from. And McDonald's, they had a salad dressing or in a bottle. But he also was a race car driver recreationally, but he was a big, like, heart-throat. drawbacker. Yeah, my mom would always be like, oh, Paul Newman's so handsome. I wonder if like 19 year olds are like, that Brad Pitt's kind of old. No way. You know, because when we were coming up, it was like, oh, who would be the old people then that we'd look at it? Oh, the guy for, Robert Redford. Yes. There you go. They're like Robert Redford. That dude's old. He ain't hot. I wonder if Brad Pitt and George Clooney are starting to be those guys to the young ones.

Oh, no. Well, that watch was over $17.8 million. That's a lot. Dang. We're going to play Jason Aldeem, my kind of party. It's the Bobby Bone Show. If you go to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, you'll see a picture of us in our studio,

where we are in Austin today. And Amy's keyboard is covered in what looks like disgusting, coffee, and dirt. It's her keyboard cover. It's like art. People keep asking, what's all over Amy's keyboard. Go to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. And look at her terrible keyboard cover.

Yeah. Bobby Bones Show. All right, we're going to go. Thank you for hanging out with us here on Monday. Back tomorrow, as usual. Most Tuesdays, we're here. Yeah. In case people we're wondering.

You can listen back to the show, all of it. Just search Bobby Bone Show on iTunes or Bobby Bone Show on On Demand on IHeart Radio. And I don't know, maybe you're just waking up and you want to hear the show. And the whole show and no commercials, no music, it's up there on IHeart Radio. We'll see you guys on Tuesday. Thank you so much. You know, later this week, I do believe Cam, will be in. I think, I don't know, we have a lot of guests coming up.

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