The Bobby Bones Show - The HOT CHIP Challenge! + Amy Denied Merchandise Return Due To COVID + Miranda Lambert On Her Shirtless Husband In Music Video

Episode Date: November 19, 2020

It’s about to be a BAD day for someone as we spin the wheel and find out who has to eat the HOTTEST CHIP IN THE WORLD! Amy got an email that made her say “WHAAAT?!?!”...when she learned she can���t return something because of COVID. Plus, we talk with Miranda Lambert about her new music video, touring in her Airstream and her new role in the "Make It Up As We Go" podcast! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, for the first time Bobby Bones didn't. come through on something, you sent me a text I'd say about a month ago and it was very direct into the point. You said, I'm going to get you verified on Instagram, a blue check mark. I'm still working on it. Yeah!

It takes that long? I think for people that they think are kind of on the borderline of being verified, you just have to convince them. What kind of convincing are you doing? Yeah. 20 spot? No, it's just this is what the guy does.

I think Eddie's going to be a little easier because he's half of the raging idiots. And then a producer on the radio show, you know? And then lunchbox? That'd be tough. Amy, how did you get your... I'm going to be honest with it. How did you get verified? I don't...

There was like several people working on it, so I don't really know exactly how it happened until one day I just woke up and there she was. Wow, that's cool. Caitlin's verified. Yeah, she... Kate, look, got verified faster than any of us. That's crazy. Literally.

What did that take? Before or after the engagement? I think after. Okay, yes. I really think y'all got engaged. She got a big bump of followers, and I think they see that. And they're like, what's it? I saw that Rupert Gint, that's the name?

He got a million followers in like four hours. It was the fastest ever. Who is that? Harry Potter kid, right? He set up an Instagram account, and then it was like, four hours later, had a million followers, fastest ever to a million. So he's a blue check mark? I don't know.

Probably. I would assume if he gets on, he's got a blue check mark. I know, guys, sorry. I know seeing Caitlin the blue check mark must hurt a little bit. Oh, I didn't even notice that. Yeah, and she didn't either. She woke up on it. She was like, why do I have a blue check mark?

And I was like, hey, I don't know. I don't know why I'm blue check mark. That's awesome. I got verified on TikTok. That was tough. I had to send them all kinds of stuff. A stool sample, which was weird. Are you sure that was for the verification?

That was for them. They're probably collecting. That was for something else. And I descended to China? Yeah. A guy with COVID on TikTok is back at it. Remember the guy who ate the onion? Yeah.

He ate the onion because, yeah, he said, I can't taste anything. He ate a full onion, ate all kinds of stuff. So he's back at it, and he's trying gross foods because he can't taste them. So. He should try the pocky chip. Oh, he should. His friends didn't believe he couldn't taste anything. So he's filming stuff.

And here he's still eating terrible combinations. Here's a clip. Chopped cana with my toothpaste, the onion from two days ago. Alasamic vinegar, a little apple cider vinegar. For real, nothing. Nice lemon. Wasabi Oreo is up next. Let's see what happens.

Cheers. I can definitely feel that in the science. There's no flavor in the mouth, though. Wild caught Norwegian sardines. No one. Anchovies with capers. Mm. Last but not at least, clove of garlic.

Nothing. There it is. You know, it's weird that he could still feel the hot stuff in his nasal cavity and not taste it. Right, because it's still burning, probably. That's weird. I think that's it. Check out the podcast. I have a Bobbycast that's up today.

Russell Dickerson, stop by for an hour. It's fantastic. We'll have him on the phone next week. But just such a good guy. He came to my house. I drove up to the house and he couldn't figure how to get in. And he was just walking around in the dark. And he's like seven feet tall.

And he's like, hello. Just a whole situation. But great guy. Check it out. That's what's up. All right. I have to go. Go on Mobile.

See you guys. Monday. Everybody good? Yeah. All right. Have fun. Enjoy today's show. Bye everybody.

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Welcome to a hot chip day. It's just been sitting in this box for days. It cost me $15 for one single chip. It is the hottest chip that humans make. Listen to the told us, don't do this bit because they've done it at home. They said, if you do it, only break off a little crinkle. We're doing the whole chip, baby. The whole chip and nothing but the chips will help you God.

Okay. Today we'll be doing that. We'll spin the wheel. Whoever's left, the last one standing, has to eat the chip on the air. So that's coming up in a little bit. Let's go over and talk to Chris in New York, who is on the phone. Hey, Chris, what's going on with you? Hey, good morning, studio. Morning.

So Chris is on here, and he wants to talk about coaching. And Chris, Eddie, they said, hey, come be the head basketball coach of his son's team. He's never coached basketball. Never really played basketball. What do you want to tell him? Well, first of all, what age? So they're first and second graders. Okay, then you really, it's fundamental.

So you get them to do their sprinting, dribbling, all of that, get them to work on that. And the wins and everything will come as they grow. I stepped up in the age group myself this year. I did nine and under for the first time. We had two wins the whole season. But you know what? The kids had a great time, and they grew from seeing them start at the beginning. the beginning of the season and to what they grew to at the end of the season was a lot.

But did you ever play yourself? I did. Yeah, soccer. Yeah, Eddie never has played basketball. He's played NBA 2K? Oh, yeah, video games all the time. I'm pretty good at it. Let me ask you this.

What do you do with discipline, though? Like, do you make them do push-ups and stuff if they talk back to you? Like, here's the thing with little kids. They don't listen. Like, in flag football, it was difficult to get them all listening. I mean, I feel like if I'm the head coach, I'm going to be like 10 push-ups for talking back to me. You know, ladders, up and down the first. Sometimes you have to.

I do that myself. Sometimes I make them run laps. It's not all the time. It's like once in a blue moon. I have to do it. But sometimes they get, though, you count to the three and they're under control. Oh, you just whip them. No, buts you can't do that these days.

Oh, you can't do that? Oh, okay, okay, okay. So, Chris, would you recommend Eddie go and coach these kids? He's never been a coach before. He's never played basketball. I coach soccer, and I also do basketball and baseball. I didn't play basketball, and I didn't. do t-ball or baseball myself but i still again at this age it's just the basics learning how to

throw in baseball dribbling in soccer dribbling in basketball uh basketball you know get that elbow underneath and push with the arm don't throw with the other arm type stuff you know get that habits out of the way do it oh my gosh do it do it coach coach i mean guys i went home yesterday my wife is like come on you have we have to get an answer like soon like i know you can do it and i'm like I don't know. Everyone's pressured me to do it. I really don't know where I stand right now. What about the parents and other parents of other kids?

Is that pain in the butt? Actually, a lot of the parents have been very helpful. If I needed an extra hand, most parents will step out and help corral some kids and whatnot. There's usually one parent that's willing to help out. They don't want to be that head coach, but they'll help you out. Yeah, that's it. That's where I stand. I don't want to be the head coach.

I'll help out. No, no, you're the head coach. That's not where you do it. Do it. Too it. I don't know yet. Will you let us know Monday? As soon as I make my decision, I'll let you know. Hey, thank you for the call.

Appreciate that. Chris, have a great day. You too, guys. All right. See you later. You know, I was going to wear this chain at the house, like this chain. And I've always been trying to pull off a chain. Gold chain? Well, yeah, because I wear a watch now.

I feel pretty confident wearing a watch. You don't think my watch looks good? No, no, no, I'm thinking of the gold chain. It's not gold. Watch looks cool, though, man. Thank you very much. But I didn't feel confident with a watch. And now I'm pretty much watch guy.

I walk down. people like there's a watch guy. Yeah. And so I was going to put the, I was going to wear this chain. I was like, I'm just going to wear the chain. I didn't.

I just don't think I can pull it off. Is there anything in you guys' lives that you've always wanted to be able to pull off, but you just don't feel like you can? For a while, I try to be, wear scarves. Scarves. Scarves look cool on people sometimes. And I couldn't be scarf guy.

It's too much work. So that's where I am. What do you think? Anything that you'd like to be able to pull off, but you can't. Oh, like a super pixie cut type pair cut. Sometimes I really want that, but I do not think I could pull it off. Eddie? Yeah, I told you guys, I want to paint my fingernails.

And I'm black, dark blue, something, because I saw Dennis Rodman. I'm laughing talking about it because. Dennis Rodman's your info. Well, yeah, cool people. You see rock stars, like old rock stars, you know, like Ozzy Osbourne, still paints his nails. Cool look. And I feel like I want to do it. Just no way I can pull that off.

Lunch bucks? Cool hats. Like, I mean, I see like, like Payne Stewart used to wear that cool. I don't even know what you call it. Like a old man hat. Yeah, like, there's people that wear hats and they're really cool looking hats. And I'm like, man, I wish I could do that. But there's no chance.

I just look at an old dude. There's an older lady that does commercials here in town. She's an attorney for older ladies and older dudes. And she wears this funny hat on her head, like a fedora type thing. That's always her look. Have you guys seen those commercials? No. Watch for the old lady lawyer.

Always wearing a fedora. I love her. Because she just rocks that thing. Yeah, I think part of all this is just the confidence. We're able to rock anything as long as we have confidence wearing it. So I can wear a chain? Absolutely. Okay.

If I come in, you guys would not let me live. Remember when Jake Owen came in wearing something and we laughed at him the whole time? And we shouldn't have. I know. It's called Elder Law of Nashville. I googled Nashville attorney Older Fedora. It's Elder Law. The woman always wears a fedora.

It's awesome. On the Bobby Bones show now. Miranda, how are you? How are you? Hey, I'm pretty good. Hey, I have a question for you because, you know, you're super famous. People have to recognize you everywhere you go. But can you wear a mask now and do things that you weren't able to do prior to everybody wearing a mask?

I probably just do whatever anyway. I just live and it's usually fine, especially in Nashville, but definitely flying. Flying has helped a lot on flying. And I bet people look at you and go, that might be her. But I'm not sure because three-fourths of her face is covered. I bet I'd recognize her. Somebody did the other day and I like how to keep my mask. It was actually too big.

It was like covering my whole face. I was like, you know, I was like, hey, I love your music. I'm like, how the hell? Probably my tattoos. It's always a giveaway. Or it says Bluebird on the front. I sing the song Bluebird. I have my logo on my mask.

Miranda is as part of the Make It Up as we go podcast. The song Champion is the song that's in the last episode. I'm going to play a clip of this here. Here's Champion. So I do it all again. Everything I had to look. The whole soundtrack's out today. Miranda, how'd you become a part of this podcast?

My manager, Marillon, kind of brought the idea to me, and I've never actually heard of a scripted podcast. This is the first one I've ever even heard of. But I thought everybody involved was really cool, and Nicole Galleon was writing the songs for it. And I was like, okay, so I, dug into it a little, and I was like, this could be really cool. I mean, I love that it's about Nashville and about a female singer-songwriter, and, you know, I think it's really turned out great.

How exciting, speaking of songs, will you be when you finally get to go on the road and sing a song like Bluebird, which has got to be weird, you have a massive song, the biggest in a long time, and you can't sing it to folks yet and hear them sing it back? It's very odd because I waited a long time. I waited like eight years for number one. And then, you know, I sang Bluebird on the road. We toured until March 2nd. So I'm one of the lucky ones. I actually got to tour this year early on, but I was doing it in the show really early in the show because it was just an album cut.

Nobody knew it yet. So it'll be awesome to actually get to sing it for people. And hear it sing it back. What's the coolest thing as you're driving the airstream around that you've been able to experience? You know what? When we traveled up through, we've traveled up to the Northeast

and going through like Virginia and West Virginia, I've played there and I've been around there, but I've never, like, fit time is the most beautiful country. And just, like, there's something very freeing about having your house on your hitch. It's, like, very flip a coin where are we going today. And my husband and I were just talking about that now that we know we still have more time off because it's a waiting game for tour right now. We're planning on mapping out some trips for the next however many months until we have to go on the road. But I really love it.

I love that everybody's sort of getting into it, too. I mean, when I was at the dealership, they were, like, running low. And I was like, good. Everybody's getting out in nature. And I'm not the only crazy airstream freak now. Your husband, who you mentioned here, he is in the video for settling down. He shirtless in the video. Was that a conversation you had to have with him?

Like, hey, when you just take your shirt off? I kind of had to for, like, I didn't want to rob the world of that. I mean, if you have that, you should use it and show it. I don't. So I don't. But he was such a good sport. It was his first time to ever be on camera or do anything like that. We shot it at our farm.

And I'm like, usually you like take out a video. I've never had a video with a romance in it. But how that works is they'd like cast a haughty, you know, girl or guy, whatever it is. And I'm like, well, you're here and you're free. So I'm casting you as the video babe. And he killed it. It was actually really fun to do together. And he is a haughty, I will say.

He's got more abs than I do. Hair's on my head, yes. Yeah, I know. It's kind of annoying, actually. One final thing. You know, I love the work that you do with Mutt Nation, and you've been doing so much during the pandemic. Just for a second to talk about, you know,

rescuing a dog. You know, why is it important for folks listening right now if they're thinking about an animal to rescue a dog? That adopt, don't stop thing, is so real. I mean, there's so many amazing dogs that need homes and the shelters. And luckily, the pandemic has helped with that. I mean, that's one positive of 2020, people were home, so they were adopting animals out of shelters.

But it's still a problem. You know, there's breeders that overbreed, and then there's, you know, dogs that just get left on the street. So I encourage everybody's shelters are not scary places. They seem like they will be, but once you go in, I think it's a very special moment when your pet picks you, and you can't describe it until you live through it. And so, you know, it's a passion of mine, and I do preach it, but I also have eight dogs of my own that are all rescued. so I practice what I preach. Tractor supply carries,

Mutt Nation pet accessories, dog toys, beds, leashes, collars. So if you're by tractor supply, which the weird thing about tractor supply now too is so you can go and like the Carrhart stuff, there's a, the new trend with the fancy folks in Hollywood

is to wear a car art hoodie and they're like selling them online for $300. You're going to want for $9 a tractor supply. I hate to be the one to break the news to everybody. Yeah. That's what I got my husband for his birthday in October. I mean, a good old Carhart. Everybody's got to have a staple car horse.

car in their closet. Tractor Supply is one of my favorite stores, by the way, but we do have our Mutt Nation line in there, and part of the proceeds for everything sold for Mutt Nation goes to rescue dogs and shelters. But I'm a big tractor supply fan. You can find some treasures in there. Okay, I'm going to plug a few things here. The Make It Up As We Go podcast, the soundtrack release is today. Miranda Lamberts on.

She has the song that is on there that everybody's super excited about called Champion. Miranda, thank you so much for your time. and hopefully we'll see you soon. Thanks, Bobby. All right, bye, you too. The advice that Eddie has given me about getting married and being married is to really pick your battles. Yes. You don't have to win them all.

Correct. It's going to be a long life together. So pick your battles. One of my battles that you stick to every year, I'm like, this is important to me, so I need to stick to it. I'm going to fight it every single time is let's not rush Christmas. My family always wants to decorate for Christmas, like right after Halloween. I'm like, guys, we have the whole month of November. let's do Thanksgiving and we'll decorate the day after Thanksgiving, right?

Kind of like the rest of America would. I lose this battle constantly. But you know what? I fought this year and I won. They won it this weekend. They wanted to decorate. I'm like, guys, uh, I'm going to put my foot down. We're not doing this.

What are you to grinch? No, I'm just saying let's relax. We have a lot of time and we will do it the day after Thanksgiving. And what do you get from that? Yeah, I don't understand. You know what happens to me? is we start listening to Christmas music all through November and the lights and everything. And you know what?

It gets old. By the time Christmas comes around, I'm like, no more Christmas music. So I want to. Yeah, this is bizarre. And then I walk around the neighborhood and like 10 houses already have Christmas lights up. There are some nearby ours. And Caitlin's like, isn't that beautiful? Wouldn't it be cool if we did something like that?

Yeah. We're decorating December 1st, like decorating. Thank you. In time for the Christmas party that we'll have at my house. Which, by the way, our musical act fell through. Yeah. They lost the trumpet. No.

Yeah, we were going to have basically all the guys from Rickashay playing horns. Their trumpet fell through and now they can't come perform at the house. So now we're looking for Christmas music again. All right. See what Garth is doing. Yeah, hit him up. Yeah. Garth and Trisha, of course.

Of course. They can promote their special on CBS to the nine people that will be at the house. Hey, but look, see, you're decorating December 1st. That is what I'm talking about. Well, but if she was dead set on doing it today, he wouldn't fight that battle. I'd be like, you know what? If it's important to you, it's important to me. That's not one of your battles. Which one's going into your marriage do you think your battles? Like, just pick one right now. One battle that you're going to stick with the rest for the rest of your marriage. Keeping it extremely cold at night when I sleep. There we go. She doesn't love it. She freezes to death. And I'm like, well, let's add a blanket to the mix. Because we can add a blanket and you will still feel. With a blanket, you'll feel warm. And with the air just cranked, I can actually sleep better. That's my battle.

That's a good one. that you are still sticking to, Amy, after 12 years of marriage? I mean, I can, I mean, speaking of error, I control that, but he, we just, we just, we just don't communicate about it anymore. We constantly, like, just go press it, and the other person sneaks over there and goes and presses it, because he likes to keep it warm, and I like it to be a little bit cooler. I don't know. I'd have to get back to you on that.

I feel like my brain is just mush right now with my house. Eddie? That was one of them, thank the whole delaying Christmas for sure. and another big one is when we go on vacation, we leave, we're leaving early. That's it. No questions asked. We're leaving early. What do you mean?

Like if we're going to travel to Texas to go visit the family, we're leaving at 5 in the morning. Oh, early in the day. Yes. Because if they had their way, they leave at noon. And then we'd get there at midnight or something. Oh, I thought it was like early to be on time because that's my husband's. Like we don't budge on that. He's going to be on time everywhere.

Lunchbox? It's easy. I control the channel changer. If we're both in the same room watching the TV, I hold the channel changer and I control the volume and what channel it's going to be on. Oh, how annoying. Ray Mundo, what about you and your wife? Yeah, after a month of marriage,

I always will take out the trash, but in return, she can never ask me to go help her with grocery shopping because she knows it's my biggest pet peeve. So regardless of how much groceries she gets, she has to do it on her own, but I will every week, I'll take care of the trash because it's usually too heavy for her. That'll change.

But why do you not like grocery shopping? Drives me nuts because people are slow. Usually we go at rush hour, and I just can't stand waiting. I know how to do it very quickly. And she likes to go through every aisle and every spice. I just can't do that. Yeah. We have a little issue with grocery shopping in my house.

You can ask Caitlin about this tomorrow because she'll be on doing a newlywed game. But even, I hate grocery shopping. And I'll go with her occasionally, but I'm like, I don't want a grocery shop. I don't even want a grocery shop on the delivery service. Yeah, where you click on it. What's that called? Like an Instacart. Yeah.

I'm like, because I don't want to, I don't spend my day just buying butter. And she still holds it. She's like, oh, you don't want to buy butter today. It's funny. I just, I don't want to buy butter. Waste of time. If you like grocery so much, you go buy the butter. You tell her that?

Dang. Well, one time, she still holds it against me. You should ask her about that tomorrow. Okay. And see what she says. All right, those are our battles. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's, 30 second skinny.

Miranda Lamber released a new song from the podcast. Make it up as we go. Here's a song, Champion. Broken heart is always champion. Charles Kelly from Lady A talks about one of his most memorable Thanksgiving. One of my most memorable Thanksgiving memories was probably the first year that me and my two brothers decided to start our annual eating contests, where we ate throughout the whole day. We started that morning and weighed ourselves, and at the very end of the night,

we weighed ourselves out and all three of us equally gained five pounds. I wish we had a more accurate scale to decide the winner, but we all tied five pounds. Dan and Shea are making their American Music Awards debut this weekend. They'll be performing this Sunday at the show on ABC at 8.7 Central. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good.

There was a mom in Virginia. She's at home with her five-year-old daughter and she tells her daughter, hey, I'm not feeling good. I'm going to go lay down. Well, about 30 minutes later, the daughter goes to check on her. The mom came and speak complete sentences, is mumbling things. And the five-year-old's like, something's wrong. I learned this in kindergarten. I know what to do.

Went and got the phone and called 911. Paramedics came and saved the mom. Would your five-year-old do that, Eddie? You always come to me and ask me this. I always compare. You know what? I'd like to say that he would. Don't know if he would.

I'm not really sure if it'd be one of those things we'll find out. But he knows about 911. We've taught him about 911. So let's hope he reacts that way. What are the odds out of 100%? 50. 50, 50. You're basically flipping a coin.

Lippin a coin. All right. That's a good story, though. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from England.

A man was riding his bike when he was hit by a car and the car drove off. EMS shows up and they take him to the hospital and they're doing x-rays and they find a stolen phone in his... In his butt? Yep. Oh. Wait. How do they know it was stolen? Why were the x-raying a cell phone?

They were x-raying to make sure there was no internal injuries. They find the phone. They pull it out and stolen phone. Okay, but why is he riding a bike with a phone in his body? It doesn't know. He's a career criminal, it turns out. But this is how he gets busted. Must not have been his first time.

No, no, no, he's a career criminal. No, first time with a phone. Oh. If he's riding a bike with it. So what happens to him? He gets arrested for theft. They track down the owner and said it had been stolen out of their car. And if you're the owner...

Oh, you got my phone, huh? Where was it? Oh, you keep it. No one of that. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead store of the day. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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Amy is in the lead three to zero as we play to five. Amy gets questions. The lunchboxes probably know the answer to. Lunchbox is a question. Amy know the answers to. Let's play the game. Amy, we Google. searched dude questions.

These are the three that came up. An evaporator, compressor, and condenser are all main parts of what kitchen appliance. Oh gosh, I was already thinking of a car. Wait, what? An evaporator, a compressor,

and a condenser are all main parts of what kitchen appliance. I feel like that's got to be the... God, it's either the refrigerator or the dishwasher. Evaporator, condenser, and what else? I don't know.

Compressor. Dishwasher. Incorrect. Dang it. Lunchbox? The evaporator? The condenser? And the what?

Compressor. Give me dryer. It is actually a refrigerator that Amy said was the one. Oh, that's so... Awesome. Okay. Amy. Volkswagen is an auto.

from what country? Oh, I think it's Germany, or is that Volkswagen? I had one. I had a V-W. Volkswagen. But that doesn't sound very German. Like, I don't know.

Germany. Correct. Volkswagen? Flaggagin. Sure does. How many minutes is a quarter in the NFL? Oh, come on. How many minutes is a quarter in the NFL?

15 minutes or 20 minutes? Is it 20 minutes? All I know is football games are very deceiving because they're like four hours long. Each quarter is like an hour. Need an answer? 20 minutes. Incorrect.

What is it? Lunchbox? 15. God, I've got to stop second-guessing myself. You go a good job at that. Amy got one. Lunchbox got one, the end. Okay, over to Lunchbox.

Are you ready? Ready. What card dad? What Kardashian has a daughter named Dream? What Kardashian has a daughter named Dream? Oh, boy. I know they have truth and stormy and... I'm going to go with Chloe.

Incorrect. Amy, you look confused, but you can steal. What Kardashian has a daughter named Dream? I mean, I think it's Kim. because I Kylie is a stormy and I think she only has one Kim

Incorrect Shoot which one is it Rob Of course Rob dang that's a soft That is a very trick He's a Kardashian

He's a Kardashian I know but I wasn't even thinking about him Yeah no one thinks about poor Rob But of course now I know that Kim was talking about him On the David Letterman thing That's funny Lunchbox

Diamonds are the birthstone for which month? Huh. Diamonds? No, I... Are the birth stone for which month? I mean, started out with the best. I guess January.

January is incorrect. Amy, you can steal. Okay, March is aquamarine. I feel like December might be like a ruby emerald. Need an answer?

I don't know. February. Incorrect. What is it? April. Obviously. You got a bunch of diamonds? I am what I am. We're only at one-to-one. Last question.

Amy versus Lunchbox. Yeah. Lunchbox, what's the name of the school dance where women invite the men for the win? What's the name of the school dance where women invite the men? Oh! It is called...

Amy doesn't know it either. No, I do. Amy, stop. It is a Dutch. It is... It is... Five seconds. Ketillion!

Incorrect. Hit me up. I got it. Hit her up. Hey, babe, what's you doing tonight? I just hit you up. What's your answer? Sadie Hawkins. Sadie Hawkins dance is correct.

There it is. Amy comes through. Last minute question. So wait, Catillion. Is that a rich person thing? Is that one of the ones? I don't know. I've just seen people post about how their daughters are going to

Catillion, but so I thought that was it. What's that mean? It's an etiquette type thing. You learn dancing, depending on how, intense it is. There's dining things, like how to hold your fork and how to use your spoon and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, a rich person thing, like I said. Totally. Our dance was called the morp, like prom backwards, not Sadie Hawkins. Okay, great. The first thing they got. Do you mean you overturn it, Eddie? I've never heard of Sadie Hawkins. You've heard of Sadie Hawkins.

You've heard of Sadie Hawkins Day and dance. We never had that. I didn't, I just, I don't know. It just came to me. At first, I was thinking sock hop, but I was like, that's not right. There's your winner. Four and out one way. There she is, Amy, everybody. I mean, this Scott Dissick guy, he used to be married to one of the Kardashians. Yeah, Courtney. So now he's supposedly dating a 19-year-old. He's 37. Oh, that doesn't surprise me.

Baller. He is a baller. Like this dude, like Scott Dissick, you watch the Kardashians. He's the guy you want to hang out with. He is cool and lives like a ball. He lives the lifestyle. He's 37. He's having a fling with a 19-year-old.

Who is the daughter of Lisa Renna? Oh, really? Okay, I've seen her on House. wives before. Is she kind of a momager? Lisa Rina? Yeah, to this girl. I don't, I don't know. I know that. If it's the one daughter I'm thinking of, she maybe is trying to be a model. Yes, that's her. Okay. So, I mean, from the episodes I've seen of Real Housewives, which it's been a minute, she's involved in helping her career, but doesn't, she's not like a... Well, this is helping her career.

Yeah, she might be like, oh yeah, date this Scott guy. I don't know. He's 37. She's 19. In a, in a In a word that is? Creepy? Too soon for me. If she was in her 20s. In a word, Amy? That is bleh. Bluh, okay.

Too young. Inappropriate. Too young. Good word. Thank you. Okay. In a word for me. Yeah.

So we've got inappropriate. Yeah. Lunchbox in a word? Love. Love is love, man. Look. She's out of high school. She walked across that stage.

It's good to go. What? She's 19. She's in college. What's her name again? Her name is Amelia Hamlin. Yeah, she's good looking, too. Why are we not acknowledging that he said, it's good to go? Her dad is famous too.

That's what he said. Who lunchbox? Yes. I mean, she's 19. She's in college. She's dating a dude. What's the big deal? She's not dating a dude.

She's dating a man. As you know, 37-year-old Dysick, the story says, recently split with 22-year-old Sophia Ritchie after dating for three years. So look at the math there. It's like DiCaprio. He's just going back to the well. Another 19-year-old. Yeah.

Huh, interesting. Sophia's dad, of course, is none other than Lionel, Richie. And how is he famous other than married to... Nope, that's it. He got famous on the show. He was a huge part of the... Do you like him on the show? Yes.

Come on. I mean, yes, there is something charming about... He's not a weirdo guy. Well, I mean, I think that he has his own vices. No, but I mean, he doesn't come off as, like, a creepy guy who likes a younger girl. I don't know. I mean, but the... Whenever I've seen him on the show, he was with Courtney back then.

So I haven't, I don't know how they portray him now that they're not together. But I know he seems like a good dad. And I think the card, they're all still close with him. I know that Kim would, when I saw recently on the David Letterman thing, Kim Kardashian was talking about how Scott's still a big part of their life, even though they're divorced. I guess he's the dad of the kid. So it would be. You watch the show?

I watch it sometimes. And I like that, dude. Like when I watch it, I'm like, that's the guy I want to hang out with. It's Scott Dissick. There is something charming about him. So, yeah. And he used to run bars and clubs, and it's like, man, that's what's up. Okay.

How do you meet Courtney Kardashian? I'm looking that up right now. I think just that socialite lifestyle, the party lifestyle, they were in that same scene, right? Well, 37 and 19 seems a bit much for me. A guy in Indonesia who makes coffins became an instant millionaire. When a meteorite, the size of a football, crashed through his roof, he sold it for $1.8 million.

Wow. Oh, man. I mean, first, I'm surprised he didn't kill him. Yeah. You know, like for a meteorite to fall on your roof? A coffin maker became an instant millionaire when a 1.8 million lump of space rock crashed through his roof. The 4.5 billion-year-old space rock

is one of the most significant meteorite finds ever. And he's just sitting there, chilling. Wow! $2 million. That's pretty cool. That's crazy. Here's a voicemail from Judy in Boston. Hi, Bobby Bond.

Morning studio. Love you guys. Bye from Boston. It's a quick one. What time should leave that voice? No, that's great. Hey, say, late night. Five o'clock somewhere.

Or she's happy. She's happy. Here is Daryl from Arkansas. Listen to you every morning. Just want to say hi. I just wanted to know, just pick your brain a little bit about someone that may have said something to you while you were growing up.

had a profound impact on your life. Thank you for the show. I'll see you later. Thanks for the question, Darrell. Yeah, for sure. When I played football basically my whole life from fourth grade until I graduated high school. And, you know, my ninth through 12th grade of years, I had the same football coach. His name was coach, Vic Gandalf.

And he would say, and I never got it until later in life. He would say, hey, every day is a good day. And I'll be like, no, today sucks. I hate doing sprints. I hate doing up-downs. But he would say it all the time. Every day is a good day. And it was later that it came to me that every day is a good day

because I get to get up in the morning and actually have a day because I was healthy enough to be out on that field. And that was such a wide open statement to me. Like, no, every day is not a good day. But it is when you compare it to folks who aren't able to have a day, who aren't able to be healthy. And so, you know, for me, such a blanket statement of every day's a good day still sticks with me.

And I still have a relationship with Coach Gandalf. So that would be what it is. This is not anything super advice driven, but he would just say it all the time. Took me forever to get it because I was a knucklehead. Thank you for the call. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I had no idea that Matthew McConaughey spent eight years not talking to his mother.

They had a good relationship. Then he got famous after a time to kill, and he said that his mother changed from being his parent to being his fan, and she was talking to reporters about things that she shouldn't have. and yeah, they spent eight years apart. Here's a clip. A fan of my fame was answering the phone. I would share things with her,

and we can now completely laugh at it. But some of those things I would share might show up in the 6 o'clock news three days later. Yeah. She was telling the local news. She was telling the local news. I love that. Yeah.

Call on the local reporter. But Matthew and his mom, they opened up about their eight-year estrangement on the latest edition of Red Table Talk in case you're interested in that. You can check it up. Can you do a McCona impression? All right, yeah, pretty much.

Not really. Okay. Yeah, all right, all right, all right. What else, Amy? Okay, most people can do that one, right? Yeah, yeah. So Jimmy Dean has brought back their sausage-scented wrapping paper, but they also have tons of other gifts they're adding to the lineup this year, like this peppermint bark with

the sausage crumble on top. A lot of these are novelty gifts, but you can't just go and buy them. So it's super special if you want to get one. to jimmiegiftexchange.com, which I did. You enter in your info, and then you just have to cook a recipe with Jimmy Dean's sausage, and when you load it up, they might pick you as a winner, and you pick which one you get. I got through all the steps, minus loading up my photo, because I just wanted to see the process. And it doesn't seem like it'd be hard, and you could get sausage-scented wrapping paper,

which would be cool. The other one, though, you eat, right? The other one you eat, and they have, like, a pool floaty that looks like a big sausage. That seems disgusting. It looks like a big turd in the pool. Gross. Yeah, so I don't know, just if you look for fun, it could be a fun white elephant gift for family or something fun to have. And then if you're a Brad Paisley fan, well, he's put out a guitar with Fender and it's only $1,39.

Oh, wow. Wait, what do you say it like that for? That's actually not that expensive for a decent guitar. Oh, okay. I don't know how much guitars are. It seemed really expensive to me. A good guitar is about a grand, so yeah. Oh, well, then there you go.

I want to take that back here. A good guitar for a real musician is about 10 grand. Oh. True. Like for a Nashville musician? Yes. Professional. Someone that's going to use it for their career.

Great point. Great point. Yeah. Well, then I take back my sarcasm and I will tell you that it's got an affordable price tag of $1,399 and $99. And Brad Paisley signed it. So there's also that. And I think I love the cute detail. Like part of the design of the guitar is a Paisley print.

Get it? Brad Paisley. That's his thing. Oh, a color. The pattern. You can get an electric, let me just, not confuse folks, you can get an electric guitar for 500 bucks. Sure.

Not going to be a very good one. If a learning one, but Amy was like, it's an exalbated for like $100,000. Those are the real, real good ones. Yeah, because they make those two. I don't know anything about guitars, but it does have a V-shaped maple neck.

Oh, cool. Well, that's worth a thousand right there. And a single coil pickup. Anything else, Amy? Well, lastly, just in other country news, Tim McGraw was talking about how, you know, he actually likes to cook, but come Thanksgiving, Faith does all the cooking. And they do turkey, stuffing, cornbread, peas, all the things.

But she doesn't let him near the kitchen. Because she doesn't want him to mess up Thanksgiving dinner? I guess she just likes to keep it. That's like, that's her thing. So it's not him being lazy. He just wanted to make that clear. It's just that that's what Faith likes to do. Eddie, are you doing your whole dinner this year?

I do all the cooking. My wife does like the mashed potatoes and things like, that and the rolls. Well, that's not all the cooking. No, no, no, no, no, I'm in charge of the turkey. To me, that's not all the cooking. What? That is the most important.

Okay, all he does is the turkey, basically. If your wife were sitting in here and you said I do all the cooking. Dang, I would never say that. Right. But she's not here right now, so I do all the cooking. Did you ever get in trouble for saying you love golf more than her? No, I don't think she heard that. Didn't get back to her?

But she's probably listening right now, so thank you for bringing that up. Yeah, I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So I've got Abby Smith, who's the manager of a bridal boutique, true society, and she's explaining this annual event that they do.

That's super cool. I think, you know, when you think about the military and the men and women that serve, there are so many sacrifices that go into that. We want to make sure that those brides are able to still have the same amazing dream day. Yeah, so in honor of Veterans Day, this boutique is giving away more than 100 free wedding dresses to veterans and military brides in the area. Wow. Super cool.

That is fantastic. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

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comus. Dot E.D.U. We're less than an hour away from the Hot Chip Challenge. We have a Pocky Chiff in studio. It costs me $15 for one. single chip. Today it's happening. We're going to spin this wheel. If it lands on your name, it comes off the wheel. The last person remaining has to eat the chip. Oh, come on land on my name. We've had listeners calling us for a week saying, don't do this segment. We've had listeners calling

this morning going, hey, I know you don't want to back out, but you should. We're going to do it on the show this morning. We're not listening to those people. Why would we do that? That's going to happen. Somebody on this show is going to have to eat that chip. Everybody's a little scared. That's coming up. Here's a voicemail for from Tinker in North Carolina. You guys make my day. I love it when you guys get tickled about something and you start laughing.

Well, I'm laughing with you and people think I'm crazy. I'm the only one in my car and I'm cracking up. Anyway, you guys make my day. I listen to you every day. Thanks for doing what you do. Appreciate that call. Love when people say they laugh

and people wonder why. Sometimes I look over in a car, someone laughing or singing. I'm like, Dan, that's cool. They must be having a good moment. So the fact that we can provide Thank you for that. Here's Samantha.

I have a question more like I need advice. I myself am getting married next October. And I really don't want to walk down the aisle to a normal wedding song. That's not really my vibe. So I'm looking for a more upbeat, fun-loving country song to walk down the aisle to. And I need your advice. Anything helps. Thanks, guys.

I love that you're doing your wedding, your way. So first of all, good for you. It's your wedding. It's nobody else's. Upbeat, fun country song. Country girl, shake it for me. Comes to mind. That's good. Yeah, hillbilly bone. Okay. What?

I don't know that she's thinking like, what? I don't know about that. Okay, well, wise guy. Okay. Upbeat country song, go. I'm thinking, calm down. It's always a person that goes, that's not good. And she doesn't have her own.

What is you're suggesting like save a horse ride a cowboy or something? Oh, good one. That's a one. Nice. No, no. No. I love my horse and I ride into the city. Yeah, and she can gallop in.

That would be cute. What about she don't know she's beautiful? Oh yeah, like Sammy Carshaw. She don't know. Yeah, but she's the one walking out. That might be awkward. Okay. Yeah.

Bad idea? Yeah. It wasn't a bad idea. It's not a bad idea. I just mean I feel like she might be uncomfortable walking out to she don't know she's beautiful. But the bride's always beautiful. Everyone's staring at the bride. Right.

It would be cool. But she knows she's beautiful on her bride. What about like, I don't know. This isn't it. but something like pontoon. It's like fun, but in like a good beat. Motorboaten. Then he comes up.

Thomas Wrette has that one song that's like. T-shirt. Your hair. My face. Our butt. Everybody. Or Lady Annabelle has that one with the horns. Oh, yeah.

Bah, hey, bartender. No, no, no. Hey, look at that girl. In the horn. Like something big and horny. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. I like that.

All right. And when I did motorboat name me, like, at me like you're 12. No. I mean, a big song. Hey, whatever, Amy. Tinkers listen to this right now. It's having a fit in North Carolina.

I feel like Thomas Rett or Lady A. has a song that might work with that. We got you. Okay. Let's go over to the morning corny. We'll put it up on Facebook, by the way. Morgan, upbeat songs, country songs. She wants to walk down to her wedding.

Deal. Let's see what they have to say. All right, it's time for Amy to read us a morning corny, but we have to figure out the answer. It's called the investigative corny. Amy, are you ready? Ready? The morning corny.

How can a room full of married people be empty? How can a room full of married people be empty? And 90 seconds starts now. Hmm. Married people. A room full of married people be empty. Nupsules. Married people.

Wife. husband. Married people. Bond. Matrimony. Married people be empty. A room full of married people. It's a riddle. A room full of married people

be empty. Divorce court. Divorce court? You don't have to go. I mean, because they're married so they're not there. This is tough. I'm really. really.

How can a room full of married people be empty? Wedding's over? Ride. It's a singles club. Swingers club. Okay. It's a singles bar.

It's something about dating. Oh, it's speed dating. What do you call that? How can a room full of married people be empty? We have 30 seconds left. Oh my gosh. A room full of married people be empty.

Cones, I have nothing. I'm going to say. I'm going to say it's singles night. But then there's no... But what's the marriage? What's the marriage? No. I know.

Hey, don't yell at me. I'm the same. I know I'm usually the leader here. Sometimes I got to take a step back, okay? You guys lead me for a change. Because you got nothing, dude. I mean, singles... Five seconds.

Only singles are a lot. Holy matrimal. Time. There it is. No, we didn't get it. That's a bad joke. I think Ray played the wrong sound effect. Dang.

Okay. Hit it again. The morning corny. How can a room full of married people be empty? We're going to say they were at a singles club. Sure. No. You didn't get it.

So just ask me back. How can a room for married people be empty? Because there's not a single person there. What? I don't get it. There's not a single person there. I would have never gotten that because I don't get it. That would have taken me two million years.

No, it wouldn't. How good y'all were getting close. I think if you had more time with it, it's just a play on how if there's not a single person there, then you may assume there's not a single person there. So it's empty, but it's really just not a single person there because they're married. Morgan Wallen is like a country music rocket ship right now. He's got four number ones. Here is his first one, up down. Here's whiskey glasses.

Here's chasing you. And this is about to be his fourth number one, more than my hometown. And he has another song on the chart right now. Same time, which is rare. It's at number 24. This is seven summers. He told me how that wasn't even supposed to be a single. This is me with Morgan Wallen, but he put it out after it blew up on TikTok.

You know, somebody I guess screen grabbed it and put it on TikTok. And somebody from my team, I can't remember if it was Seth or tracker, but said, Have you seen what's going on with TikTok? I'm like, TikTok. I really didn't even know what it was. And they said, yeah, it's a new app. And somebody's got on there, you know, they've got seven summers. They're using that sound bite a lot.

I was like, okay, that's interesting. Because I originally put that sound bite out on my Instagram to gauge if I even wanted to cut the song or not. I didn't even know if I was going to record it. So I was like, all right, that's cool, you know, whatever. A couple weeks ago by the other, like, dude, this thing is like really going off on there. I'm like, well, don't you guys think we might need to put it out then, you know, if it's doing that. So we went and recorded it. and I think it had like 30 million hits on there or something before it ever even came out.

Yeah, on TikTok, you're a lowercase G God for sure. And somehow I see all these girls. It's like, guys, get over it. Like, I don't even want to see them anymore. I know. It's great. It's great. I love how your fan base was organically created.

And just because you brought it up. Yeah, yeah. It's like, when the Alabama stuff happened, I was like, you guys, get off his jock. Like, I didn't, I understand the COVID stuff. Me too. But I was like, what do you want from this guy? He's, what about 27? 27 years old.

People were just having fun. I know. I mean, I get it. But I also, I understand both sides of it a little bit. You know, I know, I know that I got young kids that look up to me and all those kind of things, too. So I do want to be mindful of things. I'm not going to let people control the way I live my life, but I do also want to be mindful. And honestly, I have a son now, and I don't know that I'd be proud to show him those videos.

You know, I'm like, I got to think about some things a little bit differently. And honestly, I have been in, you know, throughout this whole process, there's been times where for a while I would just be like man I'm really I'm kind of like lonely and I don't know if I even like this and then you know there's and then there's another high and you're like oh yeah I love this you know and it just kind of goes goes through phases and I kind of just had been living like that you know and it's like can I not maybe do something to combat that maybe I don't have to be so mood you all you know so it was almost a good thing for me you know it kind of forced me away and just to kind of reflect and look at myself and kind of get to know myself again and it was good for me so I took like

a while like almost two weeks and just turned my phone off and just didn't even look at it you know drove on the tractor things like that and just cleared my head that it was really really good for me so I don't I don't really love the the circumstances that led to that but I'm thankful for for where it led me and my only point was you were living your life you're gonna have to you're gonna have to learn somehow what you like what you don't like I was just like let the guy you weren't doing anything illegal no like let the guy live his life but I was vocally pro you live in your life I appreciate that, man. You're going to go back and do S&L?

Do they think you'll... Well, they originally told me that they were going to invite me back. If they do, I'll go do it, yeah. I hate the situation that happened for you, but I think if I'm standing back 10 feet for your career, one, I think you learned a lot from it, but two, it was great... I saw you pop up on the e-news feed.

You crossed over into e-news because of this. People were sending me like little screenshots, whatever, we've never heard of this guy before. I'm like, well, that's good. Yeah. You know, I wouldn't want you to go through it again. However, it takes some deep valleys to understand how hard it is to climb the tall mountains. Right.

If you love Morgan Wallen, that's all in an episode of the Bobbycast with Morgan Wallen. Just search for Bobbycast on IHeartRadio or wherever you listen to your podcast. So I'm going to give you a famous food. Tell me what country it came from. Oh, cool. Okay. Oh, boy. Sounds fun.

Very easy. For example, chimichangas. Write your answer down. Oh, country. This could be tough, actually. A chimichanga. Where's a chimichanga from? Amy?

America. Lunchbox? Mexico. Eddie? I'm going to say Mexico, but it's probably America. The answer is Arizona. That would be America. Most people think it chimichanga is Mexican.

It's Arizona. Yeah, it's going to be tougher than I thought. Apple pie. Nothing more American than apple pie. Not true. Or is it a trick? You're tricking us. They're trickin us for sure.

Amy? Canada? Lunchbox? Britain. Eddie? Germany. I'll accept Britain. The answer's England.

Oh. Oh. Apples. Garlic bread. You know, if you go to Olive Garden. Don't give them all the hint. Well, they're already down. Okay.

America. Lunchbox. France. Eddie. Come on. Olive Garden. Italia. Not from Italy.

Not from France, but from Michigan. What up? America, it is. How about a good old-fashioned American hamburger? Oh, easy. What country is the hamburger from? France. Lunchbox.

France. Eddie. Hamburg Germany. Oh, good one. Nice. Yeah. That's correct. What I'm talking about.

Is it really? Oh, come on, hamburger. Okay. Most people think it's American. The hamburger is from Germany. The hamburger. Eddie, I'm a bit. Press.

Me too. That deserves a clap. That was a good one. Fortune cookies. Oh, no. You love going to your favorite Chinese restaurant getting you a fortune cookie? Stop.

I don't know what to put here. I got it. Amy? America. Lunchbox? India. Eddie? I'm not falling for this again.

New Jersey, America. Well, it's not from New Jersey. It's from California, but it is America. I wasn't going to say China. Right now, Amy 3, Lunchbox 1, Eddie 2. There are two more. The Cuban sandwich. But what is that?

It's a sandwich from Cuba. I know about what kind of meat and stuff. One of these are probably going to have to be from the real place, right? Yeah, yeah. But is this the one? The Cuban sandwich. It's a variation of ham and cheese that likely originated. All right.

Go ahead. Hammon. It's just a weird... It's a good sandwich. It is a really good sandwich. When you go down to Tampa, they have a great Cuban. Yes, they do. We've had that. Amy? England.

Absolutely not. Lunchbox? Puerto Rico. Eddie? I said Puerto Rico. It's American. It's in Florida. I gave you a little hint there.

Oh, I thought that. But Puerto Rico is part of America, right? Eh. No. All right, one final one. The English muffin. Where's the English muffin from? All right.

I'm in. Lunchbox. Yugoslavia. Eddie. I mean, come on, I'm not playing this game anymore is what it is. English, it's from England. Amy. Oh, I know. I wanted to do what Eddie just did, but I put America.

It is not from England. It's from New York City, America. English muffin. My point with this game is to show you that just because it says it's from somewhere it isn't. Okay, where's French fry? Well, donuts are from the Netherlands. Hot dogs are not American. They're from Germany and Austria. Ketchup. China.

Really? Yeah. General So's chicken. That's China. That's America. Not from China, from New York. Yeah. Pickles.

Mesopotamia. What? That's a cool place. Really? Where is that? That's like saying it like that. Mesopotamia. And fried chicken.

Mexico. Not America. China, Middle East, West Africa. Wow. That's it. Thank you very much. That's an interesting game. Amazon opened up an online pharmacy.

You can fill your prescriptions. and they'll have them to you in a couple days. That's amazing. How about that? Now at Amazon, insulin and inhalers. Not just ties and eggs and shoestrings. Anything. Amazon's ruling the world.

That's crazy. Here is your daily dose of cuteness. This mom came home to a broken vase in the house. When confronting her kids, she went into detective mode and threatened to take away her son's PlayStation. The truth quickly jumped out of him. and his sister got angry. Here's a clip.

Who broke my vase? Kumari. Okay. Who broke my vase? Kumari. No PlayStation 5, no Christmas. Who broke my base? Sakha.

Why would you snitch on me? Good point. By the way, how'd you get a PS5? I can't even get one. Yeah. That's what I hear. He can't get a PS5. That's why he snitched.

Yeah, I probably would too. Dang. I've been trying to get a PS5. I can't find one in there. Yeah, that's crazy. I put one in my car to Walmart, before I check out. it's like somebody else has got it.

Stop it. It's like supermarket suite but someone's stealing things out of your cart. It stinks, man. Because of COVID, you can't get a video game anywhere and then the new PS5 comes out. Also because of COVID. Amy, what'd you buy?

I bought just this piece of artwork to hang in my kitchen. And it's huge. When I caught the box, it's a lot bigger than I thought, I guess I should have measured. And then it's not, it doesn't really fit.

I put it over there. It's not going to work at all. So I email hoping that I can return and get a refund. So we reach out and they reply, oh yeah, we're sorry that you're not satisfied. We'll put a full refund back on your credit card.

But due to coronavirus, we cannot receive anything back from you. So you can discard of it or keep it from whatever. And I was like, wait a second, what? Because it's not, it's a, it was a nice piece. Like we spent a little bit of money on it. It's a focal point of the room. and they have refunded me,

but they don't want it back. So now I still have it. You got your money back and you're keeping the painting. Yes, I get to discard it on my own. And I thought I already boxed it back up to ship it back, but they won't receive it. So now I guess I have this piece of art I can sell. That's genius.

I'm going to start doing this. Yeah, what website is this? Yeah, what? Tell me the web. Don't tell you all. Don't tell lunchbox. You'll have a whole house full of paintings that he's never going to buy. I thought, wow.

I mean, yeah, some people could really. take advantage of this and order a bunch of stuff and they be like, eh, not satisfied. And then they refund you. I'll buy the penny from you if it's cool. Won't you see if it could work for you? I'll send you a pick. Okay, now she's a dealer. We can work out a deal. You know what happened? People call your people?

Which, by the way. Half price? I don't like saying happy birthday because sometimes you're just angry at something, but an angry happy birthday to coronavirus. The one-year-anniversary of the first case, a 55-year-old guy in Wuhan, China had the very first case, November of 2019. I've never wished death on someone on their birthday, but

I wish they was dead. The virus, be dead. You know what I do to pick my spirits up, though? Honestly, I go to this B-Team Facebook page. Yeah. It's the nicest, most wonderful place. And eventually it's going to go sour. It's just how things go.

Oh, gosh. I hope not. It is the greatest place. They're like, what makes you feel good? They're making fun TikToks. They did a whole post. They said, hey, what are the catchphrases that the show says too much?

Amy, what did you say yours wise? What? They didn't list that one. Oh, okay. Of all them listed, the number one was, thank you. Oh, well, thank you. Because you do that a lot, yeah. Okay.

Eddie, yours is, what on earth? Oh, I do say that a lot. Do that. What on earth? No, you do it differently. What on earth? No. I don't know that one.

He does do it, but he's more like, what on earth? So you don't even realize it. Lunchboxes is All I do is win. No. You don't say that very often. No, no, no, no. Oh, that's a...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, I don't do that. Ray Mundo's, who has the most distinct catchphrase is... You! Nice. What do you think mine is? Hold on. Y'all, I appreciate you.

Interesting, go ahead. I'm trying to think, you really work. I feel like you're good about not being annoying. I don't think you say. I don't think that's true. Apparently, according to the B-Team Facebook page, mine is, wow, wow, wow. You do say that a lot. Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Wow. Well, I just want to shout them all out. Appreciate them. Get ready, folks. Next up, next 15 minutes or so, hot chip challenge. Everybody good? It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie.

Tell me something good. The worst bar in Jersey City, and that's worst. as in Broughtworths. They unfortunately had an employee go down with COVID, so they were like, what do we do? We've all been exposed with this employee. We're going to have to shut down. Well, they're right next to a barbershop. So the owner of the barbershop goes, no, no, not the worst place.

Like, that's our favorite place. So what they did was they got all their employees to volunteer in separate shifts. That way the worst place or the worst bar could stay open. They can do that? Yeah, I guess so. So the owner's like, dude, it's great. I get to sell Bratwurst and pretzels and beer. And then I cut hair at night.

I'm all good. That had to be temporary, though, right? Yes, because I think they're back in business. That's a good story, though. I like that. Looking out for each other. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

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Yes, sir. One chip challenge, the Carolina Reaper Sicilian Heat. We've had so many people tell us this is a bad idea But we have a chip here that cost me $13 $13, $14? Okay, so what we're going to do is we have everybody's name on a wheel We're gonna... Oh, you can smell it already?

Oh, they say once you open it, it burns your nostrils. Does it really? Round one, a spicy punch to the tongue. Round two, a fiercely jab to the face. Wait, what? Do we have to eat a bite? Tip three, impaired vision from tears. Okay, stop it.

blow to the gut. Round 5, K.O. One chip challenge, you versus the Reaper, everyone's name's on a wheel. If I spin it and it lands on your name, you're off the wheel. Do you eat a bite or the whole chip? Oh, it's the... It's a bite. The chip?

The whole chip. Okay. Three, two, one, let's go. Turn the wheel! Oh my gosh, come on, please. Eddie, Eddie. Morgan number two is off. Okay, yes. Oh my gosh, I mean it's like...

I can't do this. It's not good. Oh, I'm so heavy. I can't. That feels so good. Okay. I really hate spicy things. Oh, calm down.

Morgan, over two. Bones, you want to hear something messed up? No one likes a break. I brought cum-pow chicken for lunch. I hope I don't get this. Oh, come on me. On the board still. What?

Raymundo, Mike D, Scoobo Steve, Bobby, Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie. Oh, come on! Oh, I'm so scared. The last one remaining has to eat the chip. I'm praying. go let's spin that wheel! Oh, around and around it goes where it stops, nobody knows!

Come on! Oh, Amy. Oh, I wasn't even, I couldn't even look. This is not good. This is not good. This is just, this is not good. Oh my gosh, I'm starting to get scared. All right, I think I've filled all the Amy's off.

I'm starting to shake. Yeah, me too. This is not good. Lunchbox Eddie, Raymondo, Mike Dio scuba Bobby. Oh, come on! Ray, how do you feel in there? I'm a hot guy No you're not I have my name's Raimundo

I'm buying with a little spice Are you in your real name? You want to take the chip then? No Big talk Come on I just Like three

two one Spin it I'm so flustered I don't even know I just say when I spin it All right here we go Let's spin that wheel Please come on

Come on LV Let's go I see Eddie Slow down slow down stop Eddie Yeah Yeah Now this is a fun game.

It got hung on that last little... I know, dude. It's like that big wheel I play in Vegas. Okay, still left. Lunchbox, Ramundo, Mike D. Scoobobody. This isn't going well. Bones, I said a little prayer while you were spinning it. Lunchbox, it's landed on everybody around you.

No, I get that, Amy. That's a bad sign. It's like a lottery ticket when you have all the numbers at top and then it's like, your number's 23, and then you scratch and you get 22, you know you're not going to win. Oh, my gosh. They put all the numbers around you. now. Yeah, you should be. I am shaking.

I've already had three tums. He's got milk. I got milk. I got yogurt. I got it all. So you know it's you then. I mean, I'm not taking any chance. You're ready, dude. You're ready, dude. Yeah, I don't know what you guys are going to do. People that are off the wheel, like freely talking, having fun.

I'm nervous too, bud. Who's left bones? Ramundo, Mike D. Scoobba Bobby Lunchbox. The odds are starting to dwindled. Guys, this is getting so close to us. being the one. Scoba Steve is shaking his head in disbelief. I feel like I'm going to throw up. My heart is like pounding through my chest right now. Me too. I'm

super nervous. All right here we go. Let's spin that wheel. Come on. Oh. Come on wheel gods. Wheel gods. Get me. Get me wheel gods. There we go. We got one. Scuba. Oh my gosh. Boob. Bobby.

Bobby Mike Deeray lunchbox. Let's go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I always lose these stupid challenges with the Are the bosses not listen? They don't want to call and cancel this? They're okay with it. We're going to take a break. We've got to fix the wheel. Only four people remain, and I'm one of them. This sucks.

Oh, this is awful. It's Lunchbox, me, Mike D or Ray Mundo, has to eat the chip. Yeah. Look at Scoba clapping now. You guys that got off the wheel are such good mood. I hate hot food. I'm so excited. Thank you. It's a great feeling to be off the wheel. Lunchbox has his hands in his mouth. I'm scared.

I love it. We have this really hot chip. The One Chip. It costs $15 for one chip. It says you versus the Reaper. It's the hottest chip they make in the world. You have to eat it. There are four people left on the wheel. One of us is going to have to eat it. Hotest chip in the world.

Mike D. Bobby, Lunchbox, and Raymundo. This is the way I go out. You think you die from this? Yeah. The Reaper, dude. It's coming to get me. Die from this. We got to take a break, but do one spin before the break? Yes. One spin now?

Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Give me off that wheel. Give me off that wheel so I can rest comfortably in the break. Let's spin that wheel. Come on, baby. Come on. Come on. Oh, come on. Oh, oh. I'm off the wheel.

Good job. This is the greatest bid ever. I'm telling you. Doesn't it feel good? Oh, my goodness. It went right past lunchbox's name and landed on mine. Oh, my goodness. Baby, baby, baby.

Oh, you're unbelievable. Oh. You're like a medley now. Oh, it feels so good. Yeah, it's awesome. Every, it's been by my name. Lunchbox, it was right on yours. And then it's been the story of the wheel.

Baby, baby! I even had to talk with his wheel before the show. Oh, okay. We're going to take a quick break. We're going to come back. Somebody's going to eat a chip. It ain't going to be me. Lunchbox,

Ramundo, Mike D. You're all on the board. Ramundo, how do you feel? You? He's scared. He's terrified. Mike D. How did...

I'm terrified. Mike D. In lunchbox, you have your milk and tums. I mean, I just know it's destiny, guys. This is starting to hurt.

You think it's destiny that you're going to lose? Yeah, like the way it's been landing on every space by my name just tells me that it's just teasing me like, oh, we think you're going to get off? No, you're not going to get off.

But no one else came prepared like him. Like, we're just like, it's not going to be us. He came with milk, yogurt, thums. Like, he expected it to be him. You manifested it. I know how the wheel works, guys.

And you got to be prepared. You know, you got to stay ready, never get ready, something like that. I don't know. I think Bobby says that. Next. Be prepared. Opportunity meets destiny. I don't know.

There are only three people left. There are three people left on the wheel. Yes. One of these three have to eat this chip. By the way, we started and everybody was on it. I was on it. Amy, Morgan number two, Eddie. We've all, Scoobo Steve.

We've all, at random, been taken off the wheel. Thank goodness. Yeah, lunchbox. Can I pay someone to get back on the wheel on my spot? How much you offering? A thousand? I'll give you $100. I mean, that's how bad I don't want to do this.

Eddie? No. I'll do it for $500. But you have to think, it's just to get on the wheel. You don't have to guarantee your spot. Just take my smiling wheel for $100. Like, I mean, Eddie, will you take his offer? That's $100, Eddie?

Oh, Amy, you want to do it? Amy, I'll give you $100, Amy. I'll give you $100. Why do you have four kids? I can definitely use the money. Okay, no takers. All right. I hate you guys.

Are you making a $500 that we said? No, I said, I hate you guys. Oh, I thought you said it. $500, I'll do it. No, I don't have $500 to give. I don't, I, I don't, I'm... I don't know how he feels. I know how he feels.

Chip got my tongue, guys. Chip got my tongue right now. The Pocky, hottest chip in the world. No fear. One chip challenge. It says the Reaper shows no mercy. Yeah.

Do not eat if you're sensitive to spicy foods. Allergic to peppers. There's a lot of warnings on that. Too much to read. three people left. Lunchbox, Ray Mundo, and Mike D. Let's spin that wheel! All right, think positive, positive thoughts, positive results. Positive thoughts, positive results.

Come on. Oh, baby. Ray Mundo is off to Leo. You! Wow, wow, wow, wow. This is amazing. Lunchbox. This is amazing. 500?

The guy who was taking tombsder in the bridge. It's like he knew it. He knew what's going to happen. Now the problem is... What's the problem? There are only so many spots. I know. We're going to have some empties,

but I guess that's the fun of it, huh? Yeah. There's nothing fun about it. Okay, let's go to our people. There are two guys remaining. Lunchbox and Mike D. Lunchbox, how do you feel? 50% chance you're eating the chip.

Man, this is just awful. This is, like, this is so. awful. Like, I feel so terrible. I'm shaking. I've already had tums. I've got yogurt and milk. And when this bit was brainstormed alive on the air, I was like, crap, this is going to

be me. And here we are, and we're down to two people, and I'm on that stupid wheel, and I am so upset. And I hate it. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. And I hate it, I hate it. Oh, my God. Might be go ahead. We have a quote from Lunchbox, we're talking about this a few days ago. This is the greatest bet I've heard of in years. I cannot

wait to watch someone eat this chip. He said that? Yeah. Interesting. Mike D, how do you feel? I think is I'm the one who ordered the chip and when I ordered it. I was like, I have a feeling I'm an end of having to eat this. You ordered your own demise. I think I did this to myself. Okay, two people left. Mike, you want to take my spot on the wheel? How much you offer now? 100 bucks. Nobody wants it. They would have taken it already. Well, hey, Ramunda, you just got off the wheel. You want 100? 200. Here we go. Wow. Last. That's it. The end. Let's spin. In that wheel! How are we doing it? Whoever it lands on has to eat it?

No! No! No, no, no, no. We're not changing the rules now. No, we're changing. No, no, no. Whoever lands on is off the wheel. I'm not changing, I'm not messing with karma right now. You do not mess with production. Like karma? This isn't karma. What you do to get karma? You don't change the rules. Okay, so you want it to land on you. Yeah, but if it lands on Mike D, we'll go to that other way. No, no. Same rules apply. Here we go. Oh my gosh. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby.

Spin it as hard as you can. Don't do light spin. Do big spin like you're on the, like on Price is right. Price is right. The big wheel. Let's go. Let's spin that wheel. Let's go.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Please. Please.

Please. Please. Please. Oh. My dear. This is amazing. We gave him a chance. Doing something.

This is so weird. Everybody in the classroom threw their arm in the air. They're like they just want a race. How does it play out like this? And we spun it all live. You can watch it. The glass room's going crazy. I mean, lunchbox, you had an opportunity to switch it.

To switch how the results are going to end up. What are you getting out? He's getting ready. He's going to touch that chip. I don't want to touch anything else. He brought everything with him. I mean, you made this happen. You do realize that.

How does this happen? Nine. Can you believe it? No, I can't believe it. Why does it play out perfectly? I feel like now if people want something, they just show up ready, you know. It don't happen. Lunchbox has his hand on the milk.

He's undoing the milk. Gloves on? Like winter gloves? Would you mind holding the chip up so we can see it? Don't spill that. No, no, the actual chip. Hold on. He's mad.

He's not even talking. Got your tongue? Sorry, Chip got your tongue? That's what he said earlier. Chip got my tongue, y'all. Amy's opening the box. Amy, don't touch it. Amy, be careful.

It's burning my nose already, he says. Oh, come on. It's not bad. Okay, then eat it. She's gagging. All right. Eat the chip. Eat the chip. Eat the chip. What? That is hot. You haven't even put it. I can smell it. I'm just telling you.

Eat the chip. Eat the chip. Eat the chip. Okay, we're counting it down. In 19. 100. I don't understand this. Final thoughts. How does that happen? Final thoughts.

I could have changed the dang rules, but no, I wanted to stick with them. Karma, you said. We told you. So do you think karma in the end one? The worst year. Yes, you're right. You're crediting this to 2020? You're right, man.

You know what this is? This is what? This is what? Let's do it. It's just. It's the problem with America. It is. It's a problem with America.

Like the good people get punished. Like, oh. You're going to recount the votes? Okay. Are you ready? We're going to count him down. He's got the chip in his hand. Wait, is the plan for you're just going to put the whole thing in your mouth?

No, no, no. There's no dang away. Oh, you're not. Wait a minute. What are you going to do? I'm going to take a bite and I'm going to see how bad it is so I can cry and then I'll do some more. Okay. I mean, it is.

You're going to prolong the pain. Makes sense. Five, four, three. Three, two, one! There he goes. He bites the chip. Chew it, chew it. Oh my God.

Chew it. The milk's, there you go. Don't spit the chip in the milk. I'm not smit. Oh my God. You got half of the chip left? Got it. You got half the chip left?

You got half the chip left? You're going to drink all that milk? I have to. He's going to town on the milk right now. Gross. Eat the rest of the chip and just get it over with, though. Hurry. I don't know if I can eat the whole chip.

You got it. You got it. Eat the chip. Eat the chip. Eat the chip. He's got more milk. God. Just eat the chip and get over with.

Now he's going to yogurt with his hand. Oh, could we get him a spoon? Oh, what? How much of the chip is left? About half. Okay. Guys, that's really bad. Oh, my God.

Just get it over with. He's got milk on his mustache. Get it over with, got milk. Just get it over with. Oh, my God. I'm trying. It's on fire. Put in your mouth.

Go. it's easy for you to say It's a chip Eat the chip Come on lunchbox You got it There he goes No

Why you need it? Don't bite it Just get it He took another bite Oh So guys This is He's taking his bare hand

Into a thing of yogurt I don't understand Four fingers To his mouth Gosh somebody that's super Professional Just asked what I did And I think today's

The first day They're gonna listen to the shell And I was like They're like They're like trying to understand What I do and I'm like, oh, we talk. A little positivity.

We're positive. You know, talk about our lives. About a quarter of the chip left. Guys, this is awful. He's got yogurt on his nose. There is. Final part of the chip. He did it.

He's now all the way in with the chip. Oh. You're just turning us on lunchbox. He's like the hottest chip ever. He lost a game. Is it the worst thing ever? Maybe not, but it's pretty thing bad. I mean, what would you put up there

is something close to me? this bad. Going to jail. That's pretty bad. He did go to jail on the show once. He's drank about half that liter of milk.

Oh, it's so awful. God. He's drinking more milk. All right, well, I think we've okay. We'll check back with them later. So what do you want to do with that other chip?

Oh, we have a second one. Why? In case something happened with that one. Or if you guys want to spin the wheel again, tough guys. Would you get back on it? Yes, get back on it, though. Okay.

Tomorrow. Okay. We're all back on and I'll go again. Just for you guys to feel this freaking pain. With yogurt all over his face. He's like, I'm going to be. We were going to call it chip roulette.

Where you take a full bag of chips and everybody had to reach in and grab one chip. That's crazy. That's crazy. I kept up that in the bathroom. It may not be for today or tomorrow, but it's still sitting there. Bones, that was a great bit, man.

Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Lunchbox. Great job, buddy. You got, if you still drinking milk, we'll check back in later and see how he's feeling. Anything you want to say? Guys, don't buy these chips.

You know what? Give him to your friends for Christmas. It's terrible. God, that's awful. Like, who enjoys that? Like, who enjoys something that hot? Nobody in their right mind enjoys that. There you go.

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he ate the hot chip he lost on the wheel he was shoving yogurt in his face he was drinking milk how you feel lunchbox man I feel my mouth still hurts like I don't understand how that chip is legal in the United States of America

oh you think it should be illegal it should be illegal because it's you know how you get a sunburn and the skin comes off I'm just waiting for the skin of my tongue to fall off so would you recommend people at home to buy this chip off the internet like we did and do this game. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. And if you want to do like a good Thanksgiving Day prank,

just stick it in a bag of chips and let someone in the family get like an open bag of chips. Well, that was like the game we were going to play. Chip roulette. That's terrible. Yeah, just stick it in like a bag of Doritos because it kind of looks like a Dorito and they'll just put it in. Then, oh my gosh, you'll get a great video. Let us know tomorrow the after effects. Yeah, I hate my life. Are you already feeling in your stomach yet? Yeah. Yep. Yep. You are? Yeah, I can hear the feel of rumbling. But couldn't that be the guy. Alan of milk that he drank too. Or the yogurt that he was shoveling into his face.

Yes. Like, it's a good point. A police officer was busted swapping the barcodes on a box of donuts to get them for cheaper. Okay. This whole swapping barcodes, I told you guys, people must be doing it all the time. And it must be working. Because we've had like three news stories where people have been caught doing it, which means if they're getting caught, there has to be thousands of people doing it, not getting caught.

And this cop's doing what donuts? A police officer accused of trying to buy a $13.21-cent box of donuts. stuck a cheaper barcode on them and now has a hearing because obviously that's against the law. The guy at Walmart who was doing it though, I still look back at the guy who had the packets of Kool-Aid, which are like 49 cents and he was scanning them and then taking a TV. Like that's a little too selfish. Right. When your whole tab is 419, you got seven TVs.

Something looks fishy there. So I saw that. They got to cut down on that. And on the barcode thing, I can never actually find it. It takes me a second. Oh, it's hard. He's like, all right, let me get in the stuff check out. No problem.

I'm pretty smart guy. I feel like I'm pretty educated. I got this thing out. What the? And then I look back and the woman's like tapping her watch. Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. Amy, anything going on today?

No. Okay. Add a girl. That's my girl. All right, we'll see you guys tomorrow. Tomorrow on the show, John Party is in to play music. He's bringing his about to be wife's summer, talking about party time, their show.

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