The Bobby Bones Show - The Manliest Thing Bobby Does + Raymundo ‘Catches’ First Fish + Favorite TV Dad Draft
Episode Date: June 15, 2020Bobby brings on his girlfriend, Caitlin to review the 0% Rated Rotten Tomatoes movie that they watched together. We get to talk about the manly things Bobby does that she finds attractive. Bobby talk...s about his fishing trip with Raymundo and the ridiculous thing he did while catching his first fish. Plus, in honor of Father’s Day, we draft our favorite TV Dads! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Eddie, you guys run at a pontoon boat over the weekend?
We did, man, and it was fun.
We split it with a family.
My wife's family's in town, so we split it all around.
So it wasn't that expensive.
And we had it for the whole day.
And I guess I didn't realize how big the lake was because we were supposed to have it back by five.
But I kind of got lost.
Since I'm the resident, they were like, where do we go, Eddie?
I'm like, yeah, right over that.
I'm like the captain, you know.
We also posted a picture of you being the captain on Instagram.
Well, I drove for the first half.
Then I had a few beers.
I'm like, all right, somebody would take the wheel.
But then on the way back, I acted like I knew where I was going the whole time.
Guys, we ended up in a cove far, far away.
What time did you get the boat back finally?
5.25.
They penalized you?
They didn't.
I mean, we didn't say anything.
They didn't say anything.
Although it was $100 fine every single 30 minutes.
You were late.
But you weren't late 30 minutes?
We were.
They said 520.
They said it's due at 5 o'clock.
For every 30 minutes, it's $100.
It's $100.
Okay. But it was fun.
Yeah.
How much was the boat?
It's about 300 total
So when you split it
Between how many adults?
Nothing, man
It's two adults
Oh, so you did 150, they didn't want 50?
Yes.
And for the whole family.
For the whole family
There's a slide on top
And it was great.
The only thing is like, you know,
when you have a slide,
you have to make sure that, you know,
it's not shallow or whatever.
So me and the other dad
would do like test dives
to see if it's shallow.
You hit the slide?
Yeah, we would do it first.
Did you let all the kids do it?
Everyone.
Every kid did it.
It's funny, our foster kid,
he was a little scared.
He kind of watched the other kids
do it, but then once it took one slide
and once he did it, it was over. He probably slid down about
100 times. Really? Yeah.
That sounds fun. It's a blast. We should, you keep
talking about doing like a show trip.
That would be legit on a pontoon.
Do I keep talking about that? Well, you said a fishing trip.
I just am looking for something to go do
that I like to do, like fishing. Yeah.
You can also fish and then we can do the pontoon.
It's up to you.
I don't mix my partying in my fishing.
Right, pontoon is definitely
partying. The Big Mac.
So everybody knows Big Mac, McDonald's.
You know, it wasn't always called the Big Mac.
Amy, I'm going to eliminate you from this.
Okay.
Because Amy also sent me the story.
Okay.
What's the original name of the Big Mac?
Think about this.
I'm going to give you three options here.
Go ahead.
The Big Mac was actually named something before the Big Mac.
Here are your options.
Was it A, the Blue Ribbon Burger.
Was it B, the Maclamore?
Nice.
Or was it C, Ronald's Big Burger?
So the Big Mac was named one of these three things.
Was it A, the Blue Ribbon Burger, B, the MacLamore, or C, Ronald's Big Burger.
Ramundo, what do you think about this?
Give me C, Ronald's Big Burger because Ronald McDonald.
Hmm.
Morgan?
C.
I think they named them after themselves.
Eddie?
I think those are all trick questions.
Just little trick answers there.
I'm going to go with A, the Blue Ribbon Burger.
because it has nothing to do with anything,
and I feel like Blue Ribbon meant, like, the best.
What does McLemore have to do anything?
Maclemore.
Maclemore.
Good call.
I'm on to you.
I know this.
Lunchbox?
Eddie had the same thinking I was.
Ronald is too obvious.
That's the one you want me to guess.
So I was going with Blue Ribbon because maybe McDonald's was named Blue Ribbon
before his name McDonald's.
Well, they didn't settle on a catchy name at first.
And it was first call.
not Ronald's Big Burger.
Sorry, Ray.
Not the McLemore, but the blue...
There it is.
Good job. Two inmates escaped from jail
vowed to return in 15 days.
Nice. Good job, guys.
Two Italian inmates who managed to flee from a prison
in Rome left behind an interesting note for the jailer
in which they promised to return and surrender themselves
in the police custody after resolving the problem
being faced by their children.
In the letter they said,
we needed to protect our children from a nasty business.
gotten themselves into. Who knew it was that easy to escape?
Just leave and be like, hey, we'll be back.
That means they had the choice of just staying in there too.
Hey, somewhat honorable, though, like to say, hey, we'll be right back.
We just got to go settle some matters.
They vowed to return in 15 days.
Police say of the inmates, David and Lil are cousins and have fled from jail on June
2nd.
They scaled the walls using a water hose in the courtyard.
Wow, just that easy?
The inmates were serving sentences until 2029 for committing fraud and receiving stolen goods.
Oh my gosh.
A cat owner is accused of animal cruelty for feeding a cat ice cream.
Is that bad?
Is it a video on Twitter?
Listen, my dog loves a watermelon.
He won't eat it, but he loves to lick it.
So, now we'll have watermelon.
Only seedless, by the way.
I don't care how much modification is happening, mutation.
I love a seedless watermelon.
You don't care what they put in there.
Don't care.
But my dog licks the crap out of watermelon.
I googled just to make sure because he can't eat grapes,
and I take him to the vet because of grapes.
but yeah people are blasting them
saying it's not remotely funny
it's animal cruelty
some folks suggested the owner
gave their cat brain freeze in the video
where the cat's like this
well brain freeze
maybe one of the worst
minor injuries
we'll say extreme
we'll say extremely
what's the worst
extreme minor injuries
hang nail
splinter
paper cut
funny bone elbow
biting your tongue
oh biting your tongue
that's a bad one
Because it has to be extremely minor.
Because you bind the tongue's like, oh, I'm so stupid.
Or when you bite your lip and then you can't stop biting it because it's bigger than it normally is.
Yeah.
And it's just in the way.
Did you say stubbing your toe?
Mm-mm.
That sucks.
That's brutal, man.
Banging your knee.
Oh.
Yeah.
But brain freeze your right.
It's pretty bad.
Brain free's like, oh.
Yeah, that sucks.
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She's 62.
I would believe that, though.
Why?
Because women are staying hot or older.
Men are looking better, older.
Science, health, you know, you're eating better, you're working out better, you're treating yourself.
But, you know, it makes sense.
A new guideline on cancer prevention says you should cut out alcohol completely.
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The American Cancer Society said it's putting in a major change to its cancer reduction and prevention,
saying the best way to cut
and the best thing to cut
is alcohol
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It's best to not drink alcohol.
None of it.
They always say
a glass of wine a day
keeps the doctor.
Who's day though?
Somebody says something
at all.
The wine maker.
Yeah, man.
Ariana Grande,
bought a $13.7 million
house.
The singer dropped a cool
$13 million
for the mansion
in the famous
Bird Streets neighborhood
where just about
every resident is a huge celebrity.
The home has four bedrooms
and seven bathrooms.
What the F?
Four bedrooms, that's it.
So what's the rest of the house?
It better be gold.
It says there's also a fitness studio, a wellness center.
What's the difference?
Well, you know you got a lot of money when you've got a fitness studio and a wellness center.
That's the same thing in my mind.
And a 300 bottle wine cellar.
The Florida ceiling windows.
I'm sure also it's just where it is, right?
I'm looking at it now.
Well, that looks pretty big to only have four bedrooms.
Huh.
Pretty sweet.
Is it right on the water?
It says some sick pocket walls open up to an infinity edge pool perfect for parties or getting the perfect Graham pick.
I didn't say that.
Graham?
You're reading that, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
The house was on the market two years ago for $25.5 million.
Then 17.5.
Ariana bought it for 13.7.
Pretty cool.
Good for her.
There's a show on Instagram that I started to watch for like the first two minutes and then I was like, eh, it's not for me.
But it looked kind of interesting, and it was about these realtors in L.A., like sunset something.
You know what I'm talking about?
I watch a million-dollar listing sometimes on Bravo.
It's kind of like that, but it's a reality show.
So they focus on all, like, these two guys own it.
And they have supermodel realtors.
It's selling sunset.
Selling sunset.
And they have super, like, a group of like seven supermodel realtors that sell these, like.
They're supermodels, really?
I mean, they're really hot, all of them.
And it's like these houses they're selling are like multi, multi-million dollar houses.
And it looked kind of cool, but my wife was watching with me.
You're like, eh, not too interested in it.
But it looked kind of like something that would be fun to watch.
I don't watch Million Dollar Listing to go pursue that show,
but Caitlin watches the housewives.
Yeah.
And it's on, and I'll catch myself going, you know, while I'm here,
I might as well check out a few extra minutes.
If they, there's one on, I don't know if it's Discovery or something
where they find waterfront properties for people,
and they give them a realtor shows up and gives them three houses to choose from.
and then you watch them visit each house
and then decide which one they want
and somehow my husband and I started watching
and we saw the first house and they were like
well shoot we need to see what the second house is
I mean we did not we needed to go do something else
but then I was like well what about the third house
which one are they gonna choose and then we ended the whole episode
and then I was disappointed with the one that they chose
and I was thinking way too much about it
and I was like I need to walk away who cares
who cares that those people that sell those houses
I would never buy a house
from them. Why? Why? They just seem too shiny and flashy and like the kind of people to go to the
clubs I would never go. Like Vegas, people that go to Vegas clubs. Like to expect. With like a,
like a lion and a rope. Yeah. It's just that kind of person. Ray, you ever watch a million dollar
listing? Yeah, but it always frustrates me because I have friends that are real estate agents and
you don't get commissions that are a quarter of a million and these people act like they get them all
the time. You have to work for years and years and years and you sell maybe one house that you get
an amazing commission at. All the others, it's like a thousand, two thousand, but you work
months for that. The show makes it seem like it's every episode these guys are getting these
commission checks that are outrageous. Wait, TV not real? Yeah, it's a TV show, Ray. The guy was,
he got the ability to sell some woman's $16 million rooftop condo in New York. And it said
possible commission, $425,000. It was crazy.
Nuts.
But he's in like a...
They're a clothes.
I all seem like the clothes
that I wore on Dancing with the Stars.
It's a glittery and...
Yeah.
We're going to get into today's show.
Let's do a food roll
and Morgan number two
before we get rolling into today's show.
Morgan, how you feel over there?
Yeah, I'm feeling good.
Let's do it.
All right, here we go.
It's time for Food World.
Numb, num, num, numb, numb,
with Morgan number two.
This could be really sad for a lot of us
on the show
because we've all been here
at one point in our lives, probably.
Chuckie cheese stores may have to permanently close.
I saw because of COVID and the fact that no money coming in,
no money to be spent, right?
Yeah, and they're in $1 billion in debt right now,
and they're just having a really hard time coming back.
There's a couple realtors I don't want to do a show.
I have a lot of money they could probably get out.
Right?
Just talking about all that.
So they really don't think that Chuck is going to last, huh?
Pretty high possibility.
They're all going to close.
What about Pesquale's Pizza in Wings?
Do you remember that?
No.
That didn't help their image, so.
What is that?
That hurt them.
So, and we talked about this a bit where people, right when Corona was crushing and you had to order all your food,
Chuckie Cheese changed their name on the app because no one was ordering pizza from Chuckie Cheese.
Oh, because you go for the experience.
Of course.
So they changed their name to Pascuali's Pizza and Wings.
People were buying it from like crazy.
That's funny.
And you realize it was Chuckie Cheese.
So it helped a little bit for their business?
Oh, yeah.
Like, again, if you were, if you don't know it.
Yeah.
And it sounds like somebody who makes it.
Pascuali, Mr. Pascuali's got to be a great guy's been in the chicken wing business a long time.
In my mind, like I'm assigning to, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's sad to hear.
That's rough because, like, when you have little kids, that's the best place to have a birthday party,
because you just pay, boom, one set prize, and they do everything for you.
Let me say this, not a commercial.
I sent Eddie a man crate over the weekend because it's a, we do commercials for them,
but I thought it was so cool that I was like, hey, let me send Eddie one of these.
And I sent you the barbecue one.
So what was in that?
So it was like barbecue sauce, a little
rib rub, like seasoning, and
a bunch of utensils, like grilling utensils
and these cool, cool
what do you call, like oven mitts or whatever, but
for the grill and they're out of leather.
My wife is like, okay, like you're starting to, like, you think
like you're a cowboy, because I put them on, I'm like, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that sounds legit.
Give me the father's day, but they have golf ones, they have
cooking ones, they have a lot of them.
So go check them out. They're
knocking a bunch of money off.
If you do mancrates.com
slash bones.
So if you want something one of those, cool,
they're not paying me to say this,
but I saw that one for Eddie
and I said,
thank you, man, it was awesome.
And mostly, I mean,
really the experience is like opening that thing up.
And then people were like hitting me on Instagram
because I did it all on Instagram.
And they're like, don't post that.
You look like a wimp trying to open that up.
Oh, because you got like a crowbar
and a wooden box.
Yeah.
Mancrates.com slash bones.
If you want to check this out
and get the deal and Father's Day
can still get it there in time.
All right.
I think that's what's up looking.
I think for that.
Yeah, that's it.
All right, we'll see you guys on tomorrow's show,
but here, enjoy today's radio show podcast.
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Come on, Bobby.
Hey, guys, welcome to the show.
Got a really fun week all this week.
I'm pretty excited about it.
Morning studio.
Morning.
Well, where do we start?
A couple of voicemails.
Here is someone talking about Eddie
wanting to cut lunchboxes's hair.
Hey, Bobby.
Good morning to see you.
I have to comment on Eddie wanting to cut
lunchbox of his hair. Oh my lord, lunchbox.
You need a haircut, my friend.
You're starting to look like Peter Bravesy or one of the brabies.
It's way too long.
And the sideburn's product, get it done, sir.
Eddie, do your sign.
Lunchbox, any change on letting Eddie cut your hair?
No, no change because I know Eddie tries to say he can cut hair,
but I know that what he's going to do is going to take a chunk out of it.
And I do not feel like shaving my head.
so I can't do it. I cannot let him do it.
Unless there's a fine system where if he messes up, he has to double it.
I like that. I like that.
Okay, we're getting to that. Okay.
Because you cut all your kids here.
I do. Why don't you just go to a barber at this point, though?
I think that was the only thing.
It's, again, from me to you, it's, if you want the company to use you for bigger things,
you have to look like what the company would want you to look like before they hire you.
I know, I know. I do want the company to hire me, but...
Well, they don't hire you. They don't pay you anymore.
Oh.
But like, like, I'm taping a Fourth of July.
backyard barbecue special
with some artists
and they come to my house
and we shoot a bunch of TV
I don't get paid for that
Oh
But they do we need to come over there
For background?
No.
No, because I don't want to waste
so much of time
But I'm saying you have to look good
So they put you in things
And eventually, you know,
All that starts to accumulate
And
Yeah, I've been waiting for those calls
They haven't come yet
But my point is you don't look like
What they would want you to look like
To highlight you in bigger places
Like be proactive
Yeah, like cut your hair
Well like when I do have a haircut
They don't call either
When I do have a haircut
All right. Let me do one more. Here is Morgan and St. Louis.
Morning studio. I just finished the Garthbrook special on Netflix. Couldn't stop.
And I don't think I've heard you guys talking about it in the studio. What's up with that?
The goat. Bobby. Come on.
Well, what happened was I watched an A&E when it was out six, seven months ago or so.
And we did talk about it then. I guess we haven't talked about it since it's been on Netflix.
but yeah we did talk about it
it was a whole A&E document right by Garth Brooks
Okay but now it's on Netflix
Yeah cool so if you didn't watch it
Here it is watch it now
It's on Netflix but we did talk about it
Just not on Netflix yeah
Okay there's that
I got a bunch of notes
Boy Hank Jr's daughter died
Did you guys see that?
Yeah, saw that Morgan tell me what happened over there
So I guess she was driving
And it was in Tennessee
And they were towing a boat
And they crossed the highway median
and rolled over and she died in the accident.
And how old was she?
She was 27 years old and from the looks of her Instagram, she has two kids.
Dang.
That really stinks.
I mean, even if she wasn't Hank Jr.'s daughter, that stinks.
I think it made this the news because she was Hank Jr.'s, yeah.
Oh, man.
Well, I hate to hear that.
I'm going to start off on a bummer here, but I saw that of the news.
Oh, you know what else?
Let's just switch it up a little bit and talk about something positive.
So what we do every 4th of July,
is we try to build a home for a hero.
And, you know, we love our armed forces
and anybody that's out protecting us
and creating a freedom for us.
Like, we don't take that lightly.
And in the past years, we've been able to come together.
And by we, I don't mean just us in the studio.
Like, when I say we, I mean you're listening too.
And so, Mike, can I get that information
of what they can buy and stuff on my screen?
Because what we're going to do is
we're going to put all of our Pimp and Joy stuff up.
I think it's going to go on.
So Wednesday?
Yeah.
That's the plan.
Wednesday at 9 Central
and we don't keep any money from Pimp and Joy
it's Pimp and Joy is the way for
it's a message that means you know
send goodness to others
have goodness within yourself
we don't keep any of the money
and we would love for you to buy something
and hopefully we'll be able to build a home for a hero.
I'm not supposed to say who it is yet right
because we don't want to tip them off.
Correct. Like we're going to be the ones
actually telling him
he is getting a house built specifically for him and he lost his, well, we don't have the details.
We don't want to say the details yet.
But he does need a home that is specific to his needs.
And through, with building homes for heroes, we can do that for him.
And because of its Fourth of July, we have Pim of Joy 4th of July line.
Like we have a new patriotic tie-dye t-shirt, the Red Stars tanked off for girls, the American flag Pimmajoy.
So, well, that's all we're going to say for now.
but Wednesday morning it goes up
and we don't have a whole whole lot of it
but last year we were able to do like almost
$100,000 something thousand dollars
Yeah, 175,000 I think
which is crazy how generous
our listeners are.
But you get something cool too
with a great message.
And when you wear it you're reminded
to spread joy to others, choose joy for yourself
and then you get to say
oh hey by the way this shirt or this hat
helped build a house for a hero.
Bobbybones.com to see pictures
what we're putting up on Wednesday
into support, but tomorrow we'll have him on and we'll reveal to him that we're even...
Yeah, like, he doesn't...
He doesn't know, but we can't tip him off.
I guess now we know it's a he.
He could be less...
Oh.
Or is it a she?
Nah, I...
Okay.
Ramundo, how tall do you say you are?
5-7 on my driver's license.
Do you think you're 5-7 or do you think you kind of knocked it up an inch or so?
They measured me here at work.
It was like 5, 6, and a couple of cents.
Let me see what mine says.
Because mine says 6-1, and I think I wore really tall shoes.
High heels?
Yeah.
Because I'm honestly, I'm six foot, a little more than six foot, but I can't really claim six one unless I'm in the right shoes.
And I looked at my driver's license.
It says I'm six one.
So I guess I'm officially six one.
You have to.
If it says on your driver's license, that's what it is.
Well, here's why I ask about height.
Because I'm, okay, driver's license heights.
That'll be what we say for now on.
What, do you have your drive?
I don't have a driver's license.
Oh, yeah, Amy still doesn't have a driver's license.
Oh, my name.
I lost it last summer.
Oh, you got a ride to work today?
What?
No, I drove.
Oh.
Oh.
Amy!
What?
Also, coronavirus, I've been able to go to the DMV.
Wow.
Corona's been going on for a year?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How tall did your old driver's license?
5-6.
Lunchbox?
5-11.
Eddie?
Mine says 5-11, but I'm 6'1.
I don't think you're as tall as I am, though.
You're not.
You're 6'1.
Technically.
Oh, that's true.
You got me!
Yeah!
All right.
Morgan?
I'm 5-1 on my driver's lessons.
But in real life?
I lied.
I'm 5.
I'm 5 foot.
You lie.
And Ray, your driver's license says...
5-7.
Okay.
So there's a cosmetic surgeon
who charges clients $75,000
for limb lengthening procedures.
Which can stretch patients
up to six inches.
What?
Oh.
The Harvard-educated surgeon
and orthopedic specialist
achieves this
by making incisions
in the femur and the tibia,
the legs, the two big bones there,
and then slowly stretches them out permanently.
After surgery,
the patient uses a remote control
that triggers a device to stretch,
i.e. break and heal the bone incrementally.
Oh.
This sounds awful, but also I'm intrigued.
Ray, let's say it wasn't that painful.
Would you pay good money?
Would you take out a loan to be six inches taller?
No, I don't want to be taller now.
I did when I played sports,
but there's no reason.
Those people's bodies break down.
Like I'm seeing it through my father right now.
He's having so many issues with his legs, back, butt, everything.
My body, I'm going to be able to go just like my mom,
until I'm 100 and not have any problems whatsoever.
It pays to be short when you're older in life.
I'm dead serious.
And I guess you got a girl now.
There's no reason to be tall.
I don't even play sports as much anymore.
But that would just bring them up to our level.
Like how tall we are, right?
Six inches?
Yeah.
I mean, wouldn't you like to see what it's like to live our life?
You're not just seeing.
You're living it.
Like being able to see the top shelf.
But no, you wouldn't take out a loan to be six.
Would you have done it at age 25?
I would have done it in high school when I could have maybe made college sports and stuff?
Yes.
Not now.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.
Morgan, you're 5'0.
would you take out alone to be taller?
No, I like my height.
All right, all right.
Isn't that crazy?
$75,000?
That is.
And isn't it crazy they keep breaking slowly?
You have a remote to slowly back your legs?
I mean, I don't want to see how it works, I guess.
Yeah.
That guy should have his own reality show.
And if you're going to do surgery, bot surgeries,
they should have people that come in short and then they come back on the check-in.
Six months later, they're six foot.
It seems to taller.
That'd be crazy.
Awesome.
It's so weird, Amy.
You're like the nicest, kindest, most giving person that I've ever known.
yet you now have this rage inside of you that you can't explain
where you just want to slam things against walls.
Do you think it's something deep-rooted?
Or do you think it's new with you adopting your kids?
Oh, I think I'm dealing with some stuff and I don't know how to...
I think some of it is hormones mixed with not knowing how to handle some stuff that's going on.
Like new hormones?
Oh, yeah.
I'm almost forward.
I have stuff, hormones, stuff changing in my body.
That's weird.
So I think some of it is hormonal, but it is a combination of me not processing some of my emotions properly.
Hmm.
So do you have a new...
Or my stress.
Do you have a newfound empathy for people that do things enrage now?
Hmm.
Interesting.
because I wouldn't want to use,
well, it depends on what their rage causes them to do
because I don't ever want to hurt anybody.
So, no, I don't have empathy for somebody
that uses their rage in that way.
But yeah, if they want to throw a water bottle across the room.
Like smash a car.
No, I don't want to hurt anybody.
I mean, I guess they could smash it as long as nobody gets hurt.
Their own car.
Psh, you're like, oh, I get it.
No, I don't think I have the, I don't want to smash my car.
only thing I'm telling you I want to do or that I have done is throw a water bottle.
I want to throw the fruit bowl, slam stuff, slam the milk down on the counter, like really hard and yell.
And what is your therapist? Because you're going to therapist, right? Yeah. What do they say?
Well, she thinks some, well, and then sometimes I just can't let it go. So I picture myself doing the action.
And then I'm like, oh, it feels so good. But I don't. I have control. So I don't.
do it. Again, nobody would be harmed. But I
still resist the action because I don't feel like it's right
anyways. Like I need to get control. And so, but then I have trouble
letting it go and I'm still stressed and worked up and feeling
anxious and having all these different feelings. So she has told me
when I need to reset like that, I may need to dunk my face
in ice water. Have you tried that yet? No, I haven't yet. It's just
but it's part of my assignment. You never get raging
at me? No. No. If I see you over there in your heads
in a bucket of water, I'm like, oh boy, she needs a minute. No, I don't
have, no. But I promise you if you were to see it, you would think,
because I even think, I'm not joking, I think, who am I right now?
Or you would be wondering who is this person? Well, sometimes since you said you have
rage now that comes, I sit next to you and wonder, oh boy.
It's not like that. Is this how it is? You just start stabbing me with a pin?
No, no, I don't ever stop. Don't put me in that category.
I don't ever want to hurt anybody.
I just have it in like a
extreme desire to
crush a ball and
then throw it against the wall
and smash. My husband and I were having an
argument one day and that's when I threw the water bottle.
At him? And it was awesome.
No, I threw it across the room.
All right. If you ever get rage filled in here,
just wiggle your ear and I'll just shut it down.
It doesn't. I don't, I can't predict it. I'll let you know.
If for some reason you hear the imaging just slam in the middle
of a segment, you know Amy wiggled her ear?
and we had to end the segment early.
Okay?
I hope I'm not alone in this.
Yeah, we're here.
Bobbit Bones.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two's 32nd Skinny.
Carrie Underwood shared the role God plays in their household with her kids.
We always, you know, pray before meals and stuff like that.
And Isaiah will remind us, even if one of us is like in the other room, hasn't made our breakfast yet.
You know, he's like, where's mom? Where's mom? I can have mom. So we can all be there together to pray.
Reba McIntyre guest where she thinks her character from her TV show, Reba, would be now.
I think she'd become a travel agent so she gets to go to all these places to check them out before she has her clients go to them.
Then she goes to this place and she falls in love and tours the world with him because he's real rich and he has a private plane.
King Calloway shared a cover of Dolly Parton's Jolene with Gabby Barry.
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It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
A Cleveland Indians baseball players give a back to those treating COVID-19 patients in his community.
Shortstop, Francisco Lindor.
Eddie, is how you say it.
Lindor is how I say it.
How would you say his whole name?
Francisco Lindor.
Like I said, Francisco Lindor has donated 150 pairs of new balanced sneakers to workers.
at Merrimont Hospital in Cleveland.
That's pretty cool.
The athlete says he wants to thank them
for everything they're doing
for the community in Cleveland.
He made a video,
and he was like, hey, just appreciate you.
Here's a bunch of shoes
so you feel more comfortable doing what you do.
That's pretty cool.
Hey, Francisco Linder, that's pretty cool.
Say it right now.
How would you say that in Spanish?
Hey, Francisco Lendor, that's pretty cool.
Hey, Francisco Linderor,
est's a good.
Okay.
Hey, Francisco Lendor,
esttoe.
That's pretty good.
All right.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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This story comes to us from Austin, Texas.
A junior on the University of Texas football team came out of his apartment to find that someone had dinged the bumper of his car.
He's mad, so he took a fist and boom, punched the bumper.
Broke his hand.
Oh.
He punched his own bumper?
Own bumper.
Because he's so mad.
That's that rage you guys had.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
He's so mad.
dinged his bumper, so he punched his bumper and broke his hand.
You got to know better than to punch a bumper.
Something you can break.
It's like punching a wall, though.
Like, you ragers will do that too.
Yeah.
Or you'll throw and break something.
I'm like, but what thing you just broke?
Yeah, but wall is easy.
The hand will go right through walls.
That's not true.
Not true.
Also, I've never hit a wall.
All right.
No report if the bumper suffered any more damage.
I doubt it did.
It's a hand.
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I ran 5.4 miles and one run this weekend.
And I'm not a great runner.
So for me, that's really good.
And my cabs felt like they were going to explode out of my legs for two days.
And Mike D runs like 10 miles every day.
But I'm not that.
I'm not a good runner.
I get bored.
So I was pretty happy with myself.
And I'm going to tell you, there's a big difference in running at 7 p.m.,
which I ran, and 2 p.m., which I ran like the day before.
The heat, yeah, man.
It takes it out of you.
Who knew?
Who knew?
I could have probably done another mile or so.
It gives us feeling pretty good.
Yeah.
But I was running on a track, like a thing around a golf course.
And the loop is like 3.1 miles.
And I'm running on this app and it's like, you have this much time to run.
And so I finished the first 3.1 miles.
I'm like, I can get this.
I can get another lap in.
And then I started running around.
I realized it wasn't going to get the second lap in.
So my time was up.
And so I just walked across the golf court.
People were golfing and I'm going to cut off shirt.
Who cares?
I was just like, you know what?
I'm tired.
I'm tired, I'm hot, and so I just walked.
But I was pretty proud of myself.
Wow, that's awesome.
Over five miles for someone who's not a runner.
I saw that the Dalai Lama will release his debut album,
which is also his 85th birthday.
It's called Inner World,
and it's got the Dalai Lama reciting mantras and prayers
and prayers over a musical background.
He dropped his first track called Compassion.
Here's a little bit of that.
Some are calling him the next Captain Caucasian,
which was my old rap name back in the day.
Here are these some.
Well, just me.
I mean, probably what, 2006 or 2007?
Yeah.
I did a feature as on, I had a one song rap deal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With Carly Patterson, who is the Olympic gymnast who was trying a pop star life.
Here's a little bit of temporary life, which I wrote, by the way, good or bad.
You're going to hear, this.
This is, this is, I'm embarrassed to play this now, as you can tell.
I didn't realize how embarrassed I was going to be.
From like 2006, here you go.
Here I come.
I feel like I don't belong
Like my skin fits wrong
Don't know the words to the song
When everyone else is singing right along
This is not the deal
Not the place that I want to be
I get so stressed from this place
That I want to leave
I'm right it now
So the future is all I see
How about that's good man
That's not a little Dickie
You sound like a little Fred Durst in there
Yeah probably just
But I haven't listened to this
It's bad quality
But yeah it was back in the day
Yeah well I mean
It's like the audio quality
It's turning it down there
So I saw that.
I thought I'd bring that clip out of retirement.
One other thing I wanted to mention was I've shut down comments on my Instagram.
Because I'm over it.
It doesn't matter what gets posted.
If I post a fish or people just fight with each other.
Oh, really?
No more comments.
Everyone's on probation for, what is today?
15th.
Until July 1st, there'll be no comments on my Instagram.
At Mr. Bobby Bones.
I'm just not going to create a place that breeds people fighting and hating on each other.
So I've just shut it down.
No comments.
So during this break, they can possibly think of ways to comment better?
You know, in your time out, everyone.
Reflect on how you didn't comment in the best way possible
and how you will comment in a wonderful way forward.
So I was like, I just can't.
And it's about the most ridiculous things.
Yeah.
So no more comments on my Instagram.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
There'll be no comments until July 1st.
Somebody had to ruin it for the rest of us.
Yeah, that's what happens.
So that happened over the weekend too
I went to Amy's new house she's moving to
She as I was over the neighborhood
And I was like hey send me your address
And so she sent it because I'm not there yet
I don't live there yet
And I'm like okay's I want to go see it
So we go
I guess I kind of thought she already owned it
So we're in the backyard
Oh no
He facetimes me
I'm like we're in the backyard
And I said okay
Slow down y'all are trespassing
I'm trying to get in the house
I'm like
When are you guys moved in
Do you know
Thursday
So in a couple days
but yeah, you were there all a little bit.
Yeah, I was there.
I was there. I was checking there.
All right, really.
The current owners, luckily, we're not there.
But, I mean, what if they would have been?
Would you even like, oh, my friends buying this house.
Yeah, it's all good, guys.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's all good. Don't worry.
On Wednesday, at 9 a.m. Central Time,
we're putting our Pimp and Joy line up, which is all about choosing joy for yourself, for others.
We don't keep any of that money, and we are going to build a house for a hero.
We don't want to say who it is yet.
but every year 4th of July
we find someone that has served in our military
it's always been someone that has been injured
and we want to build a house right to their needs
because we feel like we wouldn't be here on the show
without them fighting for our freedom
the thing is this hero doesn't know he's going to get the house
we're going to tell him on the show tomorrow
so we can't say much more else about it
we did say it a per-do we say that
I don't say too much
maybe we'll say it I don't know
let's just say he served a long time
he's a hero and you can buy
Pimp and Joy, Wednesday 9 Central, there's stars and stripes tank tops, stars tank tops,
Fourth of July line, there's tie-dye, there's so much.
There's going to be a lot of new stuff.
So much new stuff.
But all Pimp and Joy, no matter what you buy.
America rules.
Oh, wow.
Even the neon colors that aren't red, white, and blue.
Bobbybones.com.
Heck, you can buy right now if you want, we'll put the money to it.
Stuff's already up there?
Sure.
But the Fourth of July stuff goes up.
On Wednesday.
Nine Central.
My girlfriend, Caitlin, was bringing me up some food, so I stopped her.
She's going to hop in a segment with us here because we have two things to talk about.
The first one, I lost a bet on this show and we had to watch that last American.
We pull up the name, Mike, because there was a movie that got zero percent of rotten tomatoes.
I was forced to watch it.
It was two and a half hours long.
And by I was forced to watch it, you had to watch it too.
I had to watch it.
Yeah.
And you took it like a champ.
You were like, okay.
But we didn't watch it all at once.
No.
We broke it up into what?
30 minutes.
Yeah, except for the last one.
We watched the last hour or so pretty straightforward.
I slept a little bit through the last hour.
Okay, well, here's the thing.
It got a 0% on rotten tomatoes.
What was it called, Mike?
The last American crime?
The last days of American crime.
Okay.
Does it deserve a 0% of raw?
No.
It was actually pretty good.
It wasn't that bad.
Well, I think that if you had told me it was good,
I would say it deserves a zero.
But because I went into it, knowing it was a zero,
I feel like it deserves more.
Does that make sense?
I would have given it about, because on the tomato meter from critics, it has a 0% still today.
I would give it about a 40%.
Okay.
It still sucks.
Yeah.
But I like some of it.
The concept is crazy because at a certain date, the government said, hey, there'll be no more crimes committed because we figured out what signal to put into your brain.
So everybody's running crazy.
And they're trying to commit the last American crime before that shuts down crime.
That sounds like a cool story.
Yeah, the concept.
So I lost a bet.
We watched it in three days.
The concept's cooler than the story that they came up.
It was fine.
Yeah, exactly.
It was fine.
They could have made it better, though.
They could have shortened it by like an hour.
That's like a 100% concept.
You mean because the concept was so good, they needed it.
Okay.
But here you go.
I lost the bet and watched the whole thing.
I give it a...
I give it two out of five American flags.
Okay.
Is my movie out of five.
What would you do?
give it?
Two out of five.
One point five.
Okay, one and a half.
Some things.
So it's still a fail, right?
You guys still fail.
Yeah, but I would say it's a win for the movie because it's better than zero percent.
So we did that over the weekend.
And also, when she drove from California to Nashville, that 30-hour drive, listen to this.
She said she got a tire.
Okay, do we need to announce this part?
My dad's going to hear this.
Should I not say?
Fine.
She got a, hey, your tires low and Amarillo.
Sorry, Dad.
And then drove, she didn't tell me and drove all the way to Nashville.
Like the light came on and said tire low.
On her rest you need.
I kicked it.
And so she gets here.
She comes outside of the tires completely shot.
It's dead.
It's on a rim.
I made it.
It was on a rim.
She gets rolling in, like, basically.
It's like, all the way into the driveway.
Was it dead when you got to the house?
I didn't notice it until you said, we pulled your truck around.
and I did, and then I noticed it then.
It was like full tire, full tire, you know,
because it was just one spot that was flat.
But that's the bottom.
I knew you'd be mad.
I hit it.
The one spot's going to be the bottom,
because that's where all the weight is.
Right, but it's not the bottom.
If you drive a little bit, then it's the top.
Technically, yeah, right.
So I changed the tire, but she didn't know how to change the tire.
So I go out in the yard.
I'm like, I'll change it.
I'm like, I'll change it.
And you helped a little bit.
Yeah.
So, because we didn't think calling about to change it.
Look at you.
Manly, man.
I mean, probably can change a tire.
I know, but we forget that about him, right?
Right now he's not screaming.
I change tires.
Totally.
That's the thing.
It's like, say whatever you want.
Okay, sometimes it's like, I feel like I'm the man.
Oh, boy.
That's not a good sign, Bobby.
I mean, sometimes.
Why, in what instance would you ever feel like you were the man?
Oh, no.
Easy.
No, no, in what instance?
Go ahead.
I feel like you're more high maintenance than me in a lot of ways.
I would agree with that.
Yeah.
So I feel like I'm the man a lot of times.
And then something like that happens.
And I'm like, oh, yeah.
Like, feel good, you know.
But what about when we fish?
We got the same amount of fish.
I bait my hook.
I reel it in.
I take it off the hook.
I hold it up.
I'm not talking about you down.
I'm saying I know how to fish.
Like, I can do all that stuff.
Yeah, but so can I.
So I don't really feel like that makes you a man.
But the changing tire.
I can't do.
She can't do.
So that is manly.
Amen.
Well, anyway, I wasn't even talking about me
because I was like, hey, I'm going to go change a tire.
I wasn't going to bring her out there.
That's not really how it.
What?
You were, like, sneaking out.
I was just going to go change it and not tell her.
But it was a thing.
You know what I mean?
It was like all the production.
Like, he got up and he put his shoes on.
He never wear shoes ever.
Unless he's going somewhere.
So he, like, put his shoes on.
So I was a little suspicious.
He, like, put, like, kind of grungy clothes on.
I was a little suspicious.
Black stuff all over.
He walks in, gets,
So, like, he kind of wanted me to notice that he was going to do something.
So I was like, okay, I'll bite.
What are you doing?
I didn't say bite.
There's no bite.
No, he said, I'll bite.
He's like, oh, I guess I put my shoes on.
Yeah, he's stretching.
He's like, ah, toolbox.
I don't think you need that.
Anyway, so he goes outside.
And I follow him, and I'm like, what are you doing?
And then I figured it out.
I said, oh, you change my tire.
And he's like, yeah.
And then I went out there.
But then I showed her.
Yeah.
Okay, and the quick way, quickly, how do you change the tire?
Go.
Loose and lug nuts, not all the way.
Oh, get the jack.
Jack it all the way up as high as you can.
Take the tire off.
You gotta take the lug nuts all the way off first.
Oh, yeah, that's a given.
And so you take them off and you get the spare,
then you put it back on.
You save the lug nuts.
You'll need them later.
Yeah, yeah.
He's a little out of water, but she's doing okay.
You are going to need them later.
Put the spare on, put the lug nuts on.
Tighten it all the way back.
Put the jack down.
Load the tire.
You did okay.
You didn't get it all in the right order,
but you didn't much have it.
Well, I've only watched it one time.
All right.
Well, man, I just felt like I got roasted for no reason.
Like, I was just talking about the movie,
and then all of a sudden she's manlier than I am.
But also, I want to know more examples of when you're the man.
None.
She just says stuff.
She just says stuff.
Okay.
She has a better runner than I am.
What about when he works out, Caitlin?
Like, is it manly?
I don't really watch it.
him work out. Once.
Yeah. Why was she watching?
She just went to my gym and to see the gym.
She didn't not see it yet. Oh, I wasn't even talking about that.
Oh.
I wasn't really watching you then.
You took Instagram though and it was like, mm.
Oh, I recorded you. Yeah.
Yeah. I wasn't ming, but yeah, I did.
And then I've watched it on the Peloton before.
Which isn't very manly. Is that manly? Riding a bike?
No, no.
Does he just, is it true? He just goes hard on Peloton for like. He doesn't even do the class. He just goes hard.
No. And then I get on there and it's at like 90.
and I can't even, I'm like standing up
trying to move the pedals.
He goes too hard on Peloton.
So pretty manly.
Super manly.
Thank you very much.
Well, thank you for the food
and thank you for coming by.
First time ever in the studio being on the air.
She didn't come up here to be on the air.
She was like, do I have to be on the air?
It's like, you don't have to.
And we don't give the movie a super bad review,
just a bad review.
Right.
Go into it thinking it's going to be terrible
and you'll like it okay.
Same thing with the show.
If you wake up in the morning
and you turn this show on
and you're like, it's going to be a real turd.
You're going to love it.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you, Caitlin.
You're welcome, Bobby.
All right, let's go to Roger in Northern Arizona.
Hey, Bobby Bones.
Good morning, studio.
Hey, I'm calling Northern Arizona.
I just heard you now that you guys are coming to a 107.5 cult country over here.
And super pumped.
Been listening to the podcast for the last two years religiously.
And, yeah, anybody who hasn't heard the show just listening for the first time,
Give them a chance. You guys will fall in love with it.
Great show, great people, and super excited.
Thanks, Roger.
Yeah, today we have started on 107.5 Colt Country, Flagstaff, Arizona.
So appreciate anybody that's listening.
It's tough. It's always a tough transition.
Because as I say, we're not a great radio show,
but I think we're a really good show with a bunch of people
that you can find someone that you understand and relate to.
And, you know, we don't have good voices.
We're kind of normal folks.
So I appreciate that.
We're very excited to be on there.
Whoa.
The Bible show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So there's going to be no more Starbucks office type situations post-coronavirus.
You mean corporate?
Well, no.
I mean, people used to take their laptop to Starbucks, sit there for several hours, and that was, quote, their office for the day.
People can't do that anymore?
Well, it's shifting.
I mean, I guess technically you could, but Starbucks says that they're aiming to shift their coffee shops and focus more on mobile ordering and takeout only.
They're going to be closing 400 stores and opening up more of like grab and go locations with drive-through options.
So they're encouraging people to get your coffee and go somewhere else.
Don't linger here.
Well, the one near my house, people are still chilling.
Yeah, there's a lot of chillers in there.
You know, it reminds me of Pizza Hut.
I love Pizza Hut.
But there aren't many Pizza Hut you can go into anymore.
And you used to be able to.
Used to be.
I live there.
Salad Bar?
I would salad bar horror.
At Salabar, we get our pizza.
Getting a booth.
And there are still a few.
There are still some.
You know, I'm from very rural America.
And I think there are still some there because the same owners have them.
But not as many anymore.
When there's a new one that goes up, it's one of those little poppers.
Yeah.
What else you got, Amy?
So ABC announced that they've got their first ever black leading man for The Bachelor.
Yeah, saw that.
It'll be for the 25th season.
His name is Matt James, and he's 28 years old.
and he's a commercial realtor from New York,
and he was selected after fans have been pushing
to see more diversity on the show,
and season 25 will premiere next year.
Yeah, he's real good-looking.
He is.
Is he?
Yeah.
I was hoping...
He's not good-looking, successful.
He'd be finally someone we could really relate to,
like, not that good-looking.
But no.
No.
What else?
So I have the top lifestyle changes
that people make when they become parents.
And then I really feel like,
This story stood out to me, Bobby, because I feel like you and Caitlin are progressing.
I don't know exactly what's going to happen in your relationship.
We have two kids now.
It's happened so quickly.
Yeah, it was a whole.
No, but it's probably in the next year or two.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
We're not even, we're.
I know, but there's like a few steps before that.
I know.
I'm still a virgin.
Well, this is what you have to look forward to changing your life.
I haven't got a smile at a rabbi saying that.
He doesn't smile at anything ever.
Go ahead.
Well, first of all.
Once you become a parent, you cut out irresponsible friends.
Okay, I've already done that anyway.
Oh, okay.
Or I've changed my irresponsible friends to being responsible.
Look at you.
Eddie's as responsible as he gets.
He shows up on time.
It's a great example.
And I used to be very irresponsible, even though I've had kids for 12 years.
Okay.
They started saving to buy a house.
Okay.
That happens.
Get a more steady job once you got kids.
Make an actual serious effort to save money and then stopped going out late.
Yeah, a lot of that.
That's just sounds like being an adult.
I've been like 16.
I had to grow up early, but yeah, yeah.
All right, is that it?
Yeah, I made me.
That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
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And she didn't really know how much people would donate, but some people were saying,
hey, we want to help out. And so far, the fund has more than $30,000.
That whole thing's crazy. Wow, good for her. She definitely.
I know.
I know.
But grateful that it did.
Man, that is what it's all about.
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The Morning Corny!
How did the barber win the race?
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut.
All right.
That was the morning corny.
On with us right now.
It is Debbie in Union City, Tennessee.
Hey, Debbie, how are you?
Hey, I'm great.
Glad to talk to you.
Are you glad to talk to me?
Be honest.
Yes, sir, definitely.
Love it.
Listen, Debbie.
You're from my home state.
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Oh, well, thank you very much.
I think you're awesome.
Yeah, I was raised in Arkansas.
Look at you. Me too. Look at that.
I tell you, I'm getting hit hard with the running for governor stuff because it's two and a half years.
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What do you think I should do there?
I think you would be great.
But here's the thing. That means I'd have to leave the radio show in like a year or so.
Surely they would block out an hour or so for you every day to do that because we can't lose you on the radio show.
Well, what happens, Debbie, is if I start raising money, I then can't be on the air.
Oh, that sucks.
Never mind.
We'll let somebody else the governor.
We're not losing you on this.
Well, okay.
Well, listen, we'll have to figure that out later.
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Bye, Debbie.
Thank you so much.
We went out, we caught 15 Striper.
We were catching them like crazy.
Whoa, that's so much.
If you go to my Instagram, you'll see.
We're just, you know, when you get live shad, you're just looking for those fish to come through and pop up.
Wow.
So anywhere from my Instagram.
like six, seven pounds to about 16 pounds. And so it took Ray, Mundo, and his fiance, Ray and
Bay, we took them out. And so it was Caitlin and myself, she's a really good fisherman. She doesn't
need any help with anything. I don't need any help with anything. It was Ray, what's your first time
to fish? In 20 years, yes. We had gone when I was a kid, but I'm not an expert. I don't know all
this stuff. Well, so because they were new, Ray and Bay had one pole they were watching. And
Caitlin and I had our own. We were, you know, doing our thing. And so as soon as we
get in, we're 20 minutes into it, Ray and Bay's pole, boom, just takes off, right? And so Ray doesn't
know what to do. So he grabs the pole and as he's holding it, he starts yelling at his
fiance, Bay, Laura, to reel it. So he's holding the pole while she's, and he's like,
you can do it, MoMA, MoMA, MoMA, and I'm like, what are you guys doing? You're making it
so much harder. Right. Because these are the biggest fighting fish in freshwater that pretty much
you can get. But you still don't want to have one person holding a pole. Imagine just trying to
roll, just trying to reel in a reel without holding the pole. And so it was all disjointed.
They finally got it in. And so Ramundo, he basically caught his first real fun fishing along.
It was so fun to watch. And it had to be a thrill, right? Of course. That was a high, yes.
So he gets it in. We net it up and we'll take a picture with it, like hold it up. Because it's a
pretty good fish. I mean, I'm not going to lie, his first fish, it was a really good fish.
So Ramundo was holding the fish up. And the fish, because he was a hold all the way, starts flopping a little bit.
Naturally.
You really got to put a grip in its jaw and on the back of it.
And so it starts flopping and Ray starts to go, I've been quilled.
I've been quilled.
And I was like, it's not a porcupine.
Quilled?
Like, pooped by the sun.
Yes.
And he goes, no.
Sorry, I've been fined.
And he starts screaming like the fish attacked him.
Oh, my goodness.
He takes the fish, just chunks it back in the water.
We're not keeping him anyway, right?
We were catching release anyway.
Just chunks it.
the water and we're like Ray, wait, and he starts holding his arm out going, I've been fined,
like running around the boat. You thought seriously you were hurt. Yeah, and I thought it would
leave something in your skin, so I was trying to see if I needed somebody to pick it out.
He was looking for the quill. Oh my goodness. Then the fin in his arm and in his hand. So how long
did it take you before you? The blood stopped and I was fine. The blood. There was no blood.
There was no blood. There was blood on the fish because the fish got a little caught up.
But it wasn't his blood.
And by the way, that was the only fish that had any blood on it.
Mostly we can catch them.
Yeah.
Take the hook out.
Fine.
That was the only fish that was hurt a little bit.
But the blood was coming from the fish, not his hand.
Oh my goodness.
He is screaming the whole time.
So we're going and at one point we had a trip.
Like, I'm catching up pretty good.
Caitlin's catching up pretty good.
At one point, we had a triple.
At the same time, boom, I get hit with one.
Boom.
Caitlin's rolling one in.
Ray and Babe, boom.
We've all got them.
We're all reeling a meal.
We had a good school of fish.
and so Ray Moondo's like, I ain't touching the fish again.
So we got a picture of someone holding the fish up
with Ray throwing the P signs over it because he didn't want to touch another fish.
Yeah!
But that being said, I'm giving him a hard time.
It was a lot of fun, right?
I never thought we were going to be catching that many fish.
Ray was like, listen, I've been fishing before we didn't catch anything.
I didn't expect to be catching any fish whatsoever.
He was kind of going for the boat riding the fun.
But by the end of it, we had 15 fish.
Yeah, I mean, and in that show, we had 15 fish.
And in that short of time, usually people fish all day and don't have 15.
We were, I mean, we were out there for four and a half hours.
So, you know, we just didn't pop.
But as soon as we hit, man, we landed, we put the boat in the, we dropped the boat.
Oh, bam!
Just so they were hit by him.
Amazing.
Yeah, it was awesome.
And I was texting Eddie pictures.
Oh, yeah.
Every fish they caught, he'd text me.
I mean, like, look at this one.
Look at this one.
Did y'all know that was going to be a busy area?
No.
Yeah, because, I mean.
We have the, you know, the range finder on the death finder, and you, okay, there's a spot.
All right, go.
and sometimes you hit them sometimes you don't.
Sometimes there are no fish on the finder at all
and you'll hit a few of them.
But it was a lot of fun.
So Ray, the alpha male.
Well, here's the thing.
He pivoted and handled himself well by the end.
And here's the thing he would do though.
We've got to cut him a little slight
because every time the boat will be flying through,
he'd get up and I think he was surfing.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good for him.
Yeah, he's more of a surf raffle al-Mel, right, right?
Yeah, that's what you got to do when those waves are hitting
and everything, you just get up
and it's basically like you're surfing, but you're on the boat.
It's awesome.
Did your fiance have fun?
Yes.
And I think so much fun that she wants to now go with her dad or brother, me.
We're all going to plan a trip or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, there was a lot of fun.
Glad that we went.
We'll plan another one.
Eddie, sorry.
We were just rubbing it in.
I was just sending you the big fish.
They were awesome fish.
They were just sending you the big fish.
It's now our famous TV Dad's draft.
We'll go around the room, pick your favorite TV Dad,
just like the NFL.
drafting players. And the person with the best team of TV dads will win. Our listeners vote on it.
Now, I don't get to play. I finish in last place last week. So up first will be Raymundo.
Raymondo, first pick of the TV Dad draft. Who do you have?
Give me Phil Dumfie Modern Family. Wow, surprise number one there. Oh, my gosh. Amy.
I'm going to go with Uncle Phil.
Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince.
Yeah, Phil Banks.
Philip Banks.
Uncle Phil.
Got it.
The uncle thing threw me off.
It's famous TV dads.
But he's a dad.
Yeah, but he's a dad to Carlton.
You didn't think you could get that in a second or third round?
I thought that was really strong for first round.
No, I'm just asking.
This whole game isn't necessarily much...
I know.
I'm just a commentator.
Thing that I'm the greatest out in the world.
You can pay me.
I'll consult you.
Well, why didn't you offer me that before we start?
All right.
Shoot!
Is that not good?
I was good.
It's fine.
confused by it, but yes. I'm just
a dummy. Lunchbox, your first pick?
Well, I'm going to go
with who I thought was going to go
number one overall.
And this one is from
Full House. Give me Danny Tanner.
It's a good pick. Yeah, it's really good. I wrote down who I
would have picked first overall on a piece of paper when someone
says it, I'll hold it up. Eddie.
Man, that was definitely
on my list right there, Danny Tanner.
But I'm going to go with a second
best. I think this is a huge dad,
especially for us when we were growing up.
It's, uh, Tim the toolman Taylor.
Oh, Tim, the Tollman Taylor, a strong one too.
Yes.
Oh, you too, both good ones.
Morgan number two.
Famous TV dad, who are you picking?
I think I have to go with Friday Night Lights.
Eric Taylor, Coach Taylor.
Good one.
I don't even know who that is.
I haven't seen Friday Night Lights, but.
Eric Taylor.
Okay.
Your number one that you would have picked still not, hasn't gone out yet?
Yeah.
Because I, yeah.
Okay.
You two both had, I was Tim the Toolman and Danny Tanner were both in mine also.
I still wanted one with this one, but maybe it wasn't got to pick.
Alright, let's go back to Morgan number two.
You went last in the first round.
Who you got?
I'm gonna go even older of a TV show.
It's Brady Bunch.
I'm going Mike Brady.
Okay, good.
Eddie?
Okay, all right.
I'm gonna revisit TGIF, but go Family Matters.
Carl Winslow!
Carl Winslow!
Oh,
Pearl Winslow, good.
Right?
Lunchbox.
Man, I am...
Woo!
I'm going to go with someone
outside the box.
I feel like this guy
makes me laugh
when I watch him.
And I'm going to have to go
with Homer Simpson.
Sounds good.
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Okay.
Let's go over to Amy.
Sorry, we did Tim Taylor, correct?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
I am gonna go with
Man, I'm juggling
Can I consult?
I don't want to give one away though
It's not the final round
I just feel like if I say this name
They're not gonna know who he is
But he was such a good dad
Come on, what you got? Go for it.
Tony Moselli
I don't think I know that is
Okay
That's on my list, Amy
Okay
I'll go with Mike Brady
Because I feel like you'll know
Someone already drafted him
Oh gosh
I'll go with Phil Dumphy
Somebody already drafted him
Oh my gosh, are you listening?
I'll go with
I don't know anymore.
I'll go with,
who is this that I wrote down?
Let me see.
It looks like jumbo shrimp.
Okay, I'm going to go with Tony Maselli.
All right, who's the boss?
Because you don't have anyone else.
All right.
Amy's in last, guys, I can all usually call the last place team.
Even when I was last place, I'll say this is a weak one.
I think Amy has a good chance to be at the bottom.
Ramundo, pick your famous TV dad.
One of the first dads on TV that I think everybody aspired.
to be when it comes to being a dad.
Andy Taylor from the Andy Griffith show.
Andy Griffith. That's who I would put.
Oh, good.
Yeah. You want Andy Griffith down or Andy Taylor?
I'd put Andy Griffith.
Andy Griffith, thank you.
Okay, so far,
we have two dads each.
One more round.
Ramundo, you have Phil Dunphy and Andy Griffith.
Who else do you have?
This one can either win it or lose it for me.
I mean, I really just think you need to base it off the TV show
and how good it was and how good of a dad they were on that show.
Bill Cosby.
What is wrong with you?
Bobby,
Bobby, you want to change your pick?
On the show, his TV character is Huxstable.
So, Phil Huxstable.
Not Phil.
He's got to put Bill Hossby.
That's what he said.
But you want
Bill, like,
he's, it's Dr. Huxable.
His clip was Cosby.
Cliff Huxstable, right?
Yeah.
Raymundo, you know how you said he's going to win or lose it?
I think you're right.
Well, one of those.
What's the wrong with you?
All right.
So Amy's going to go with
Harvey Weinstein
That's a terrible pick
They're bad dudes
Yeah bad dudes bad dudes
Okay
Amy go ahead
Do you think Ray will get zero votes?
Yes
Do you think everyone
I hope he does
I may not
I may go Amy doesn't finish last anymore
Okay Amy you're up
Man Frank Kstandza so good
But people will they know
Okay Amy's back in the last place
No I just said
I was consulting you said
Consul with me.
I don't think that's that bad, Amy.
I have Jason Seaver or Stephen Keaton.
Yeah.
Michael Keaton?
David Keaton?
It's Stephen Keaton.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, from...
Family ties.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Should I choose the...
What's his face, dude?
What's that show you like?
Game of Thrones?
What?
Is there a dad on there?
Game of Thrones.
This is a struggle city.
She drafted in two people where they were already drafted,
and now she has nothing left.
I was just helpful maybe.
Anything, go ahead.
Amy needed a draft.
Okay.
Who's your dad?
You're deaf.
Famous TV Dad.
I'm going to go with
Richard Gilmore.
What is that?
It's someone when Amy Googled TV dads
that popped up real quick.
Who is he, Amy?
From Gilmore Girls, right?
From Gilmore Girls.
I feel like there might be some Gilmore Girl fans.
Oh, all right.
He came later.
We got to run out of time, so let's roll through these final ones.
Next up, lunchbox.
Yeah, this dad.
I mean, one of the best shows ever
was always there for his kids, taught him lessons.
Zeke Braverman from parenthood.
Who?
I wouldn't know that.
Yeah, I wouldn't know.
That's okay.
Eddie.
Oh, I'm going to go with a real good one.
From off paper, he probably doesn't look like the best dad ever.
But look, he did a lot of crazy, crazy things for his family.
Walter White.
That's who I have.
Walter White, that's a solid one.
Great dad.
Good third round pick.
I kind of ended up being a bad dude.
I mean, horrible person, good dad.
Right.
Morgan number two, final pick?
It's from a newer show.
I'm going, This is us.
Jack Pierce.
Oh, that's a solid third-run pick.
Really good.
I had Dan Connor from Roseanne.
That was one I had Rick from Rick and Morty,
but you guys probably don't know that one.
Carl Winslow.
Okay, there are teams.
Everybody has the team they drafted.
Ramundoo with Phil Dunphy, Andy Griffith, and Cliff Huxstable.
The Cliff Huxable may throw people off.
Yeah, because people won't associate it.
Amy has Uncle Phil, an uncle,
Tony Micelli and Richard Gilmore.
I mean, that's it.
Whatever, don't be rude.
Lunchbox has Danny Tanner, Homer Simpson, and Zeke Braverman.
Eddie has Tim the Tollman, Taylor,
Carl Winslow, and Walter White,
and Morgan has Eric Taylor, Mike Brady, and Jack Pearson.
All right, there you go.
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It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Tell me something good.
Patrick Lebo is a garbage man from California,
and he was just on his route picking up garbage
when he notices a house is on fire.
And he, for some reason, maybe he saw
cars or something, but he's like, there may be people
in there, so he gets out of his truck,
kicks the door down and finds an elderly
couple stuck in there. He takes
him out and saves them. Wow. Wow.
Yeah. So many decisions were made
in this little thing. There's a fire. Is there
anybody around it? Do I need to bust in
to actually bust in a house with fire
around it? And fire in it? That's crazy.
And the police chief says, really, I mean,
there's no telling what
could have happened to this couple if he wouldn't have saved him.
He is a hero, but he says, no, I'm not.
I'm not a hero.
Anyone would have done this.
I was just there at the right time and the right place.
What was that guy's name?
His name is Patrick Lebo.
Where does he live?
Do we know?
In California, I think it's Saris.
I don't know where that is.
Sarah's Fire Department.
Well, listen, Patrick Lebo, you are a hero.
You risked your own safety, your own life to go and not even, here's the thing.
If he would have done that knowing the people were in there, hero, for sure.
He went into seeing if anyone was in there.
Like, he was risking his life.
Maybe there's nobody in there.
Maybe there's the dog.
I told you that one time I was driving by a house that I thought was on fire,
and I was knocked on all the doors and everything,
but it was a tobacco shop, and they were burning tobacco in there.
It's supposed to be on fire.
Okay, did you want us to say you were almost a hero, Eddie?
Yes, I tried to be a hero, but I couldn't.
Okay.
All right, that's a great story.
That's what it's all about.
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I'm a music nerd
Eddie's a music nerd
so every Monday we bring you this segment
just some fun music stuff
maybe you can take it to work with you today
Wayland Jennings would have been 83 years old today
he passed away back in 2002
he's best known as one of the founding
pioneers of the outlaw movement
now let me play I'm a rambling man
here you go
but that's not why I bring them up
the country icon was meant to be on the
doomed plane that crashed on this day
in 1959. Oh, this is good.
They killed Buddy Holly and three others.
So Buddy Holly
hired Waylon Jennings
to play in his band.
He was playing the bass. So you have to think
about that. Like, Wayland Jennings was
Buddy Holly's bass player, which is crazy
by itself. So that night,
Waylon Jennings gave up his seat on that plane
that crashed
because it was a coin flip.
Do you know about this story at all? Yeah, because
I saw it in La Bamba.
Oh, okay.
It's in La Bamba, but they never say that it's Whalen Jennings.
That's pretty cool.
Oh, they don't?
No.
After a show in Clear Lake, Iowa on February 2nd,
Buddy Holly decided to charter a plane for himself,
his guitarist, and Waylon Jennings
so they could fly to Fargo, North Dakota
instead of taking the long frozen bus trip.
And he was already sick, too,
that's why he wanted to get there.
And so, by the way, here's a clip of Buddy Holly,
who is one of my visual heroes,
love his music.
That's why I wore my darkroom glasses
because Buddy Holly was so cool.
Buddy hauling in Rivers from Weezer.
So Big Bopper was also sick.
He also had the flu.
And he was like, hey, let me get on that plane.
And so Richie Valens also was like, hey, let me get on that plane.
And so they switched it up and there you go.
The plane crashed and Waylon Jones gave up a seat.
And that was it.
Crazy story.
And by the way, Don McLean sang this song about that.
Something touched me deep inside.
The day
The music
died
That's what that is
So on the plane
was Buddy Holly
Which we played Peggy Sue
The Big Bopper
Here's Chantilly Lace
Hello
Baby
Come on
Yeah this is the Big Boppers
And Richie Valens
Who you'll know
Waylon Jennings
Before the plane crash
took off
him and buddy holly were talking and buddy holly said i hope the bus breaks down at wayland said i hope you're all
plane crashes oh my gosh never thinking it's really going to i'm sure there's a couple of jokes
they're just throwing each other yeah less than six miles northwest of the airport where it took off
the plane went down crazy huh and was it weather it was weather yeah yeah yeah yeah so they're well
and that's not a very fun music cool no no but it would have been wayland's birthday today and it
was the day the plane went down wow which is crazy ed do you have one that's a little
a little more fun? I do, I do. And I think it's something that a lot of people don't know.
But Garth Brooks's mother was a country artist back in the 50s. She had her own career,
and her name was Colleen Carroll. And back in 1955, here's one of the songs she had. It's called
No Tellin.
Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is Garth's mom. Did you know this?
Well, I think when Garth's daughter came into play, she mentioned a little bit about her.
Not too much in detail, but no, I didn't know all this.
about that. Because Garth's daughter is Ali Colleen, who I'm assuming is named after his mom.
Yes, and that's her middle name. And she goes now, she's an artist now and she goes by that
name, Ali Colleen. But so yeah, what's crazy too is that Garth Brooks was on Capitol Records. Well,
his mom also was on Capitol Records. So not knowing that all that was going to go down. But
in 1999, she passed away from throat cancer, of course, leaving the legacy of Garth and Allie.
What a talented family? What shirt am I wearing right now? Oh, there you go.
Capital Records.
Look at that.
Well, there you go.
That's a music school for today.
Hope you learned something.
I learned the Garth mom thing.
No idea.
Yeah.
There you go.
Class dismissed.
That was Bobby and Eddie's music school.
Ray's bachelor parties next week, into next week.
So going into Vegas.
What?
June 25th?
Yep.
Isn't that crazy?
Oh, wow.
That's also Mike D's birthday.
Yeah.
I guess scuba sent out of everybody's birthday is to put in the...
It's amazing.
Hey, Ray, so you're going to Vegas next.
next week, are you nervous?
No. I bet all those people crammed to do a casino,
breathing on each other, spitting on each other.
We'll be safe.
Taking a lot of precautions.
Here's the scenario I want to run by you, okay?
So, since you're going to Vegas for your bachelor party,
I would like to give you a wedding gift.
Yeah.
So, would you like a $250 gift from me?
Yeah!
In cash, with the stipulation that you're
have to put it all on the roulette well on a color.
Come on, Ray.
Or 100 bucks you'd have to do nothing with.
You can spend however you want.
So, wait, think about it here.
The 250, you have to gamble it.
Like, you have to walk in.
And by the way, it has to be red on roulette.
I hate doing red.
It's 250.
You got a live Instagram live it.
It has to be roulette.
It has to be roulette.
Would you like $250 on red roulette?
For you, if you win, I don't want any of the money.
It's you.
Ray, Ray, it's already Bobby's money, which is lucky in Vegas.
Trust me.
My money's not lucky?
It is.
Or Ray, would you like $100 in cash?
You could do with whatever you want.
Any game, any food, any...
Because that $250 you may lose.
Odds are you're going to lose it.
Eh, not really.
Yeah, no, it's less than $50.
You can spend it at the club.
Dude, the boys would be so excited if I did the $250.
That'd be such a big moment.
But the $100 is guaranteed and I can put it in my pocket.
Don't be stupid, Ray.
Don't be stupid right now.
Really.
And I had to do it on red and it...
Rulette Red, $250 as a wedding gift, Bachelor Party gift.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or, because you may lose it all.
Or I just give you $100 straight up right here.
And you just take it and, well, I got the one right now.
But it'll be $100.
Ray, that could be $500, dude, after it hits Red $20.
Come on, right.
No, no, no, no.
Let's ask the boys.
Eddie, what would you tell Ray to do?
What are you talking about?
The first thing I love to do when I get to Vegas is put money on red at the roulette.
table and that sets the scene for the whole weekend, dude. That's it. Ray, this is a no-brainer. Do it.
If I lose it, that'd be the worst scene setting ever. Yeah. No, then you have your own money to play with.
Lashbacks. Ray, you are going to Las Vegas to gamble. That is the point of Las Vegas. This sets up for an epic
weekend when you win 250 big ones. You double that money and we go crazy and the casino will go
bananas. Hey, Amy, what do you think about this? He has a hundred bucks
he just gets to keep. He can invest it in the stock market. He can buy his
fiance something. He could spend it with his boys at the club. But he has a hundred for sure
dollars or $250 that he has to gamble. I know. I feel like we need to be responsible
here. And I think he needs to put $250 on Ray!
Yeah! Yeah! That's what we're talking about! Let's go!
Yeah, for sure. Ray, you have to. Walk right in there.
250, red, boom.
See what happens.
Because you know how many times I've seen Bobby win?
I'm not there.
It's your money.
But money on red is Bobby's luck.
I mean, that's a home room.
I've seen it.
I've been there and seen it in person.
It's pretty crazy.
Ray Mundo, where are you leaning, bro?
There is that old saying,
one bird in the hand is worth two birds in the bush,
which means I should probably take the hundred.
But at the same time, I'm known as the gambler on our podcast that we do the
Sour Losers show.
So I'm literally, that's my title on the show.
So this would be totally against my brand to just wimp out and just do the $100.
Do I have to decide right now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can I propose?
You don't have to decide right now.
No, never mind.
You can let us know tomorrow, I guess.
Amy, you're going to propose.
What are you going to propose, Amy?
No, no, because I don't want to ruin it.
We'll wait.
Oh, Amy, bring our own roulette wheel in here and do it?
No, because who's paying that.
Who's the house?
who pays the $2.50.
You guys are all for me losing money.
Right, no. But then Bobby would be have to
pay the... Raymondo, do you want to make up your mind now?
I want to talk to my fiance.
Oh, okay.
Tomorrow.
Yeah. Tomorrow. Okay. Tomorrow.
The same time. Because we need that $100
for the wedding, honestly.
Okay. Do you guys have your room thing decided? Do you know where you're saying?
No.
It's next week.
I know. But offers come in
last second. We do have stuff booked, but we can
cancel up until two days before.
So if something, a better deal, bigger, better deal comes, let's do it.
Anybody hit you up?
Did Caesar say anything?
Or did they just tweet us?
No, they just tweet us.
Oh, we can't wait to have you at our property.
But they didn't give us a room.
They didn't give us a room or anything.
Like, no one has offered us a free room and I cannot understand.
But where are you going to stay if you don't get a free room?
MGM Grand.
And how much is that a night?
It's over 5K.
Everybody's paying about 500, I think.
5K for everyone.
5K a night?
No, no, no, no.
It's like 1,200 a night for the 6.
suite. But how many people are staying in a suite? Seven.
So three, okay, you have a suite. Seven of you are staying in a suite. So it's five for the
weekend. So for the whole weekend, it's $5,000. Yes. Yes. And everybody's chipping in. Correct.
Got it. Let me, let me do the math. Well, it'd be $3,600. If it's four nights, it's $4,800.
How many nights is $3? It's three nights. With tax, so $36. Resort fee. Probably $4,100. I would say it's
about $4,100. Yeah. I thought he said $5. Okay. Well, he's just rent.
I mean...
Okay, but you're...
Okay, so you're good there.
Tomorrow we'll find out what you're going to do with the money.
Yes.
Okay.
There is.
That's not bad.
This could pay for the room.
No, it could.
Oh, it could.
Right.
Okay.
Stop it.
All right.
They want you to gamble.
Ed is not even going.
I know, but still,
he's going to Facebook live this or what I'm on?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The listeners would love the Instagram live is honestly a pretty great little thing to do.
Okay.
Let us know tomorrow, okay, right?
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Was out at the Grand Ole Opry this weekend, and I host that show, and so many great
country artists come in, and I get spent time with them and talk with them, and a lot of
them are my friends.
We did a really cool show this week, and it started with the Scott family, so Hillary Scott
from Lady Annabelle, and her family, they have a gospel group.
It's Hillary Scott, Linda Davis, who, by the way, won a Grammy with Reba for,
Does he love you?
Does he love you?
Does he think of you?
Does he think of you?
Remember that song?
Yeah.
Like he's been loving me.
Oh, what a jam.
So it's Hillary, her mom, Linda Scott,
her younger sister, and her dad.
And I'm telling you, I get to see,
I have a great job where I get to know
and get to see a lot of great country music.
And I'm just the biggest country music fan
and even historian.
And they were in sound check.
And I almost got teary-eyed
when they were performing
because it was so good.
And it was just a whole moment.
This is Love Remains.
This is the song they were doing.
Play a little bit of this song.
This is just their album version of it.
Love Remain.
They were singing and it was so good.
The moment, it's an empty Grandal Opera House.
And I'm like, I don't know that I've ever seen anything that would, like, touch that moment.
The show starts and they come on and it's amazing.
I'm just like, wow.
And I go up and I tell them to after, I'm like, guys, I get to see everybody do this.
And that's one of the most special things I've ever seen.
And Hillary and I are friends.
And she knows I just wouldn't go say that if I didn't mean it.
So after they played, they played two songs.
and they switched over to Charlie Worsham.
This actually made me cry.
So Charlie Worsham goes out and he's by himself
and he goes out with his guitar
and I'm just going to play
what Charlie goes out in the Grand Ole Opry stage
and does this.
I'm so grateful to be a part of country music
and I think that
country music owes a debt of gratitude
to the black community.
When the fiddle met the banjo,
that's when country music was born.
And Fiddle came over from Europe
but the banjo made its way to our shores on the slave ships from Africa.
And in fact, the first instrument ever heard on the Opry broadcast on WSM was the harmonica
played by a man named D. Ford Bailey, who's in the Country Music Hall of Fame, a black man who lived here in Nashville.
And long before Hank Williams stood on this stage and sang Lovesick Blues, the originator of that song,
was a black man from Georgia named Emmett Miller singing the Lovesick Blues.
The Carter family, the first family of country music, whose songbook kicked off this whole thing of country.
A.P. Carter, the patriarch of that family, was friends with a black man named Leslie Riddle who took him into the hills and the haulers in Virginia.
That's where they found the songs that started country.
Jimmy Rogers from my home state of Mississippi, his biggest hit was a song called Blue Yodel Number 9,
and it was a collaboration with Lewis Armstrong.
Perhaps the most consequential record in the history of country music, the record that probably
gave country music more new fans than any other album of any time was a record that Ray Charles
made called Modern Sounds and Country and Western.
And we don't have a perfect record in country.
We've not always lived up to our ideals.
There are things that we should examine and change and things we should apologize for, and that's
an okay thing to do.
There's no shame in admitting your mistakes.
In fact, I think that's a sign of strength and character.
And he just said everything that I wish I was smart enough to say.
And I talked to him before.
Obviously in Soundcheck, he didn't do say all that.
And I was going to text them after, and I was like, man, you just said what.
I think so many people wish they had the ability to say and the knowledge we had the ability to have and share.
And he did it alone on the Grand Ole Opry stage.
just so eloquent when he played.
And then he played the song that he wrote with Vince Gill
called Black and White.
Were we better off in black and white?
Get your picture show on a Friday night.
A good night kiss in the front porch light.
Were we better off from black and white?
Were we better off from black and white?
When they told the truth on the news at night,
We're too far left
And too far right
Were we better off from black and white
So I just let them know
That was the most special thing
I'd ever seen in the Opry stage
And I've played it, you know,
over a dozen times
And I've watched a hundred performances
And it was the single most special thing
I've ever seen on the Grand Ole Opry stage
And you know, and I'm on the...
And they go right to me.
And you go right to me right when it's over
And I'm a mess.
And so I got a microphone on my hand
And I'm like, well, I'm just going to be a representative of you right now and say I'm completely moved by that and really don't have the wonderful words to say back about the wonderful words he said.
Wonderful words.
I can't even say wonderful worlds now.
But it was amazing.
And, you know, Charlie and I have been friends for a long time.
And he is such an authentic, great guy.
And then this is a person, aside from a musician, but then to go up and see him just own that moment.
I was just so proud of him, too.
So it was a really, really, really, really great moment.
And I had chills, and I still have him hearing it back.
I was just like, holy crap.
That's what I was going to say.
There's nobody around him.
He was just on the stage by himself, playing the guitar talking.
I feel it here.
We feel it here in the studio, which means it was to be there and see what you saw.
It had to have been just that.
I mean, to reach us this way here, how it did you then.
Like, I, yeah, I moved.
I wish I could have been there.
Yeah, and then, so that happens.
And I moved to tears a little bit with Scott family.
Then Charlie Warsham goes up.
And then all of a sudden, Lady A goes up and then just crushes it.
And they do like five songs.
And they're doing songs.
It was just a nice.
What a night, man.
And an unexpected night to feel all those emotions.
Is that black and white song up?
Do you see it?
Because I don't know that I've ever heard it until he played that.
Maybe I have.
But he wrote it with Vince Gill.
Let me see if, do you see it, Mike?
You can watch the Grand Alopry on our Facebook.
It airs every Saturday night.
Just go over to Bobbybones.com.
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This next Saturday, it'll be Darius and Clint Black.
Come on, how good is my life?
I get to go and sit with them, talk with them, watch them play music.
Let's hear from Jim in Pennsylvania.
I was wondering if you could do a shout out for my wife,
who has been married to me for 30 years on Tuesday.
June 16th. We listen to your show on podcast all the time, talk about you guys like we're best friends.
So have a great day and thank you. And the shout out goes to Barb. And if you could have Ray Mundo do a big
yeah, that would be awesome. All right. Well, let us first say, Barbara, happy everything. You've been married
30 years. Sounds like your husband loves you. And now a shout out from Ray.
Yeah.
Amazing.
All right, here's a call from Renee and Christy.
Hey, Bobby.
We just got done golfing, and we thought about you and Caitlin because you're golfing all the time now.
But we just wanted to tell you that we realized after our round that we got in cart number 69.
Oh, my God.
Bye.
But people that think I'm an idiot for thinking that's funny, I think it's funny because it's idiotic.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you see the new Bill and Ted, by the way?
Sixty-nine, but their new Bill and Ted.
Valentine's movies coming out?
It looks really good.
What is this?
Their third?
Yeah.
But they have to go to the future
to get the song
they wrote so they can bring it back.
Love it.
Steal it from themselves.
It looks good.
Here's one more.
Hey Bobby.
Morning studio.
So yesterday was my son's 12th birthday.
And after all we did to celebrate him,
I got questioned
if I called the Bobby Bone show
to announce it.
I didn't.
So I lied to him and told him
yes, but that he missed it
because he got up too late
to listen to the show.
So here I am, asking you to give him a birthday shout out to my son, Alessio from Las Cruces, New Mexico.
Thanks so much.
I appreciate it.
Alessio and Las Cruces, thank you for listening.
Nice.
There you go.
And happy birthday.
It's all out there, but it's done.
Yeah, she really didn't.
But then she did, and you got on the air.
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