The Bobby Bones Show - The Package Left On Amy’s Porch + Bobby Gets A Voice Message From Amy’s Son

Episode Date: August 14, 2018

Amy was irritated about a package she and her husband received. Also, Bobby plays back a message he received from Amy’s 8-year-old son. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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finished Tuesday's show and then I just turn the mics up after we go off the air and then we talk for a bit about today's show. I got a couple stories I didn't get to. I always like to look at this one. It's weird to me. We got to stop with the breastfeeding in any way is not okay. In any way. People get upset about breastfeeding in public places.

Just get over it. Get all of it. Yeah. Get over it. Maybe got to eat. Yeah. Yeah. Mama got to feed.

When these stories come out, and again, this one's for. breastfeeding in a church. But again, would you get mad if someone were eating baby food in the church? Yeah. And you think God's going to get mad that the baby's eating? It's a human body. It's a baby eating. All of the public breastfeeding stuff is nutty to me.

Yep. I'm with you. A Michigan woman says she was shamed by a pastor for breastfeeding in church. Oh, how horrible. Says the answer to occur two months ago when she was nursing her child. She was accused of immodesty and inspiring lustfulness. That's the thing. People have turned breastfeeding into something sexual.

I can't believe this is still a story where people come out and go you shouldn't breastfeed there it's not like you're changing a baby's diaper at a table I've heard those stories that's wrong That's weird

That's gross That's gross That's gross That's gross Maybe got to change the diaper No, go to the bathroom Yeah go to the bathroom and change the diaper

Yeah You can have that in the bathroom Don't defend them Not in the middle of service No on the table Okay okay okay According to a new scientific study, wearing boxers is better than briefs for guys looking to have strong sperm counts. Researchers found that briefs and other tight-fitting underwear end up.

What happens is they raise the temperature of a groin at lower sperm counts. Experts say it's best to sleep naked. Bones, you got to worry about this stuff. What stuff? Because you don't have kids, so you got to save that sperm count. No. But guys can have it way longer. What's that?

Oh, yeah. Richard Gear. We can have the, and we talk about Richard Gear later, so I don't want to get on that now. but we can have babies a lot longer. Yeah. Yeah, you can. My friend told me she hit premenopause at 37. I'm 37.

I need to go to the doctor. Because I told her my hormones were raging. Like I was a crazy person at one point over vacation, which doesn't make sense because I was supposed to be relaxed and chill and vacay. But I couldn't control it. In my mind, I was like, Amy, calm down. This is not like you need to calm down. And it was my hormones.

It started my period like the next day. It all made sense. But what does I have to do with pre menopause? Because your hormones really start to shift and things can get really wacky and cause it to just magnify and be worse. So I was like, man, I need to go get my levels tested and see what's happening. Are you going to do that? Yeah, I need to. Yes.

Yep. I'm just kind of scared to find out. But I guess it really doesn't matter. And then my husband are like, are we going to have more kids? my daughter wants like a daughter, a sister and a brother. She wants a dog too. Let's start there. I know. They want a dog first.

A lot easier and cheaper. I know. Trust me. I know. But it's just conversations we have as a family. I love that they want to talk about it. She's like, I would love a sister and a brother. Another one.

Well, she just got a new brother seven months ago. Yeah, I know. But I'm like, okay, well. Let me have a talk with her. Do you know what real talk is, though? Excuse me? I've got a. What's that?

What's that? You want to have a real piece of talk real quick. Okay, I'm into it. Go ahead. But then I was like, wait, should I say this? Is it about me? No, it's about more kids. Yeah. So my daughter's mom, biological mom, has a baby.

My daughter knows about it. So it's her brother, like half brother. I think that the same dad. And she thinks that the baby's at the orphanage. So I have to look into that. I don't think so. I think the mom, her mom has the baby. So anyway, one thing I have all my things to do this week, which part of me I think is not reaching out to find out because I feel like if I find out that her brother has been put at the orphanage, I'll feel like.

You should go adopt the brother. Right. But I don't know that that's. Mine's to get new socks. Your system. I know. Holy crap. Isn't that like.

Yeah. But I mean, I'm not. The only reason why I have it sitting there and I haven't done it is because I'm sort of scared. Like that's fair to be scared about though Yeah That's a heavy thing to have to make it Even just to kind of get your mind into it's a heavy thing Yeah because I'm like

I wonder if she'll have guilt later on about She came over to the States and was adopted in her Well he will likely get adopted But I don't know by who So that's why I'm like well whoa whoa whoa maybe he should be with us Would you go through the five years again? I mean yeah I guess I would have to I actually

I don't know if it would take that long I don't even know what they would do if we've already adopted from there, we want to go back. It may be a little bit different. I'll navigate those waters once I get there. He may not even be there. So this is a non-conversation. But still at the same time, then I've got to process my daughter knowing that her mom kept

that her brother and didn't keep her. But it just came at different times. So she would have to understand that. But that would be a lot to take in once you realize that, which she will one day. Anyway, a little light listening for you guys. No, I think it's interesting story. I think it's a thing too, like, are you going to have more kids? And are you still trying to have kids naturally?

Well, that's what the whole pre-menopause thing that was happening. Like, that's why the conversation is in me getting tested. Because sometimes my husband and I talk about it, because we don't do anything to protect it. So, but it still doesn't happen. And sometimes I've thought I was pregnant. I mean, I really have. But I think just I was trying to convince myself that I was pregnant. And, you know, I haven't been.

So then it gets to a point where we're just going to get to a point where a baby is not going to be awesome. And sometimes I feel that way. Like if I were to get pregnant right now, I would be like, okay, God, is this a joke? For real? I want to get pregnant for so long. And now is the time because I just really don't have room for that. But I don't want to reject it or turn it off. Or I don't not reject it.

I don't want to shut that door. That's how I should say it. I don't want to shut that door because it's that right to me. but then maybe we should consider like Eddie's wife, she got her tubes tied or Eddie did you get... No, no, no, she got her tubes tied because she was having a C-section so was easy.

My sister's husband got fixed. What is that called? It's a... Vesectomy. Yes, he got a vasectomy. So then I guess they were talking about it and we were on vacation and my husband's like, so should I get a vasectomy?

And I'm like, no. So he's the one offering. Well, that's a twist? Yeah. No, no, no. I was thinking yesterday. It was sort of both of our conversations. And I was like, well, I don't think I should get my tube side?

He's like, well, should I get mine? Because, like, really, we both don't know that we can handle a baby right now. You could, though. Yeah, you can. No one can handle things until they have to handle things. True. What would you do if I had a baby, though? I mean, yeah.

Great. I mean, what would we do? You think we're totally helpless? You would think I was great. No, not because I would be busy, but I feel like I would be crazy. You'd have to deal with me. Amy, you, you, you, uh-oh. You'd have to deal with me being pregnant and hormonal and crazy?

What would you do? You'd probably... Go ahead. Finish your statement, Bobby. You know, I'm just here for you. That's all I want to say. Wait, well, yeah, I should have interrupted. I think what I was saying got taken wrong.

Eh, whatever. What are we doing? Well, we're just talking about life. Clearly. Yeah. Well, there you have it. Welcome. I think we'll go ahead and get to today's show.

Okay. Anything you'd like to say, Amy? I planned on saying none of that. What's what happens? What brought that up? We're tired at the end of the show, and it's just like all the scenes come spilling out. I bet if I saw lunchbox's little teeny tiny baby, I'd want it. Yeah, probably.

Everybody probably wants a baby. Yeah. Yeah. They're cute. Oh, we're talking about sperm. That's what it was. Boxers and briefs and sleeping next. Morgan number two just walked in the room.

It's just like, what is happening? How did we even get on this? What did you hear of all that? I literally just heard this last part where he said the boxers. Spirm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's a thing.

So you never know what will come of talking. You bring up sperm and then all this stuff comes up. That's why I duct tape myself really tight every morning. Kill all those. Kill all those sperm. Well, my husband being a pilot, sometimes they say that the radiation you're next to or when you're flying or whatever you're exposed to up there all the time. But what if it's you not having a microwave? What if it's something as simple as that?

that? Oh, you think if I get a microwave, I'm going to get pregnant? Here's my scientific theory on anything. If something the same happens all the time and it's something doesn't change, change up that the same. And you're the same. You can change. You'd be your microwave. Get a microwave. See what happens. See if you get pregnant. Well, I had a microwave. Like our first year of marriage. Were you trying to get pregnant? Probably the second year. Exactly. Actually, we lived in an apartment when I was on Clomid because we were moving in between places and it had a microwave. But you're on birth control. like Clomid or like whatever that is.

You're on medicine. Yeah, Clomid makes your eggs more attractive. You know, I was thinking. Clomid is like, Hey, the time we were together

where your eggs are the hottest or then. No, that's when I was the craziest. That's why I got off of it. I would come to work and that's when y'all, yeah, I come to work and y'all say something

about my clothes and I would start crying. Yeah, I'd be like pretty close today. So was Lunchbox on Clomed? All the time? I don't never cry, dude. Lunchbox was crying because of his baby, Eddie. I got videos. I got videos to prove it.

Eddie would make fun of lunchbox so bad and it would make me laugh. It was the best. Wait, when? I didn't hear any of this. Well, no, he'd make fun of lunchbox for crying. It's because of his baby? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But he would do an impression on lunchbox to be like, I don't want, I'll have the cheat. Buh. Bonds would be like, hey, if you talk to lunchbox, oh man, he said, the baby looks so cute. He starts crying. Oh, man, that's terrible, man. I did not agree with what he was saying.

I did not agree with what he was saying. I mean, I just made because Eddie didn't like his kids when they were born. I don't know. Yeah, that's it. Okay. Swing and a miss. Eddie, you admitted to crying, though, when your kids were born.

I did. Every time? No, not every time I talked about the baby. He likes baby food. But you weren't here when your kid was born, so you don't know what it's like. Your first kid, you weren't here. Your first child, you were not a part of this show.

So the emotional part of it, you weren't here. So you've already had one. The second one, I feel like, it's like, okay, cool. Yeah, you're right. The second one's just, like, let's just get through it.

Right. I don't know it was about Stevenson's birthday party. Huh? What? I'm thinking about second kids. I was the last child, second child in my home, but I feel like we just kind of get the,

like our parents don't really care. Like, Stashear's birthday, I was like, and that was only a few months ago. I was like, what up? And everything was so exciting and awesome. And then Stevenson's I was like,

I was calling places last minute. I'm like, like five minutes before, do you have a bouncy house? Anything works. Like whatever you got. I don't care. Then I didn't even, I had it at my sister's house.

All her friends and their kids came. Like, I didn't even do it in Nashville because I just was like, I just don't know if I'm have time for that. So like all these strangers are at his party, but he didn't care. Yeah. But I didn't care. There you go. Well, on to today's show, good talk.

Hope everyone has a great day. Good talk, good day. Lunchbox, I think it's sweet that you cried. Me too. Listen, I'm not worried about it. Yeah. He sleeps all day. Amy, why you're laughing so hard.

Morgan number two, why you laughing so hard. Both of you two are laughing at all right. I didn't even know this is a thing till just now. Morgan number two, why you laugh at a lot of dollars? It's just, it's funny to think about because he, lunchbox doesn't get emotional about a lot of things. I guess that's true. You're making the space not safe for him.

I'm just letting you guys know. What? Me? I'm laughing at them hard because they're laughing. No, a space open, dude, you're fine. You can do whatever you want. I can do whatever I'm want. I'm not worried about.

Eddie in his haterating. That's all he does. Just poke at other people. Oh, it's funny, dude. Eddie took the golden hate bridge to work today. Yeah. Really a golden hate. Hey, so what's up?

What's up with you? You guys? Great, man. I have a headache. All right. Oh, great. We'll wrap it. I'm just kidding.

Thank you. Anything from lunchbox about his baby? He sleeps all day. He already did that one. He already did that one. He did that one. Come up with new material. Come up with new material, dude.

Here we go. Here is Tuesday's show. And away, here we go. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Yeah, welcome Tuesday. Morning studio. Morning.

Everybody's here. Everybody's here. Let's go over and talk to T.J. in Chicago. Hey, T.J. Hey, morning, Bobby. How are you? What's up, buddy? Dude, I just had to call in this morning.

I know this is your first morning in Chicago land. I've been listening to you guys for five or six years on. I heart radio and on the podcast, and you guys are going to be a welcome addition to a struggling country scene here in Chicago land. So I just want to give a huge, huge thing. Well, that's cool. So here's what actually has happened. So yesterday they put us on, and they did like Best of, but today it's also Best Up, too,

for like two weeks. So people actually in Chicago aren't hearing the live show. Gotcha. Because they go on and they do tell me something good, they do big artist interviews, because they're kind of breaking people in on our Chicago station into who we are. But how do you do that? We don't even know who we are. We're still trying to figure that out.

So, TJ, you're not quite hearing the live show yet. So you may still have to hop on IHart Radio or listen to the podcast. But in September, the live show takes over. Does that make sense? It does, man. But, yeah, you guys are going to be a great fit. I just, again, want to say thanks for everyone who made it happen. You guys are, it's a long time coming for sure.

Thank you, buddy. I appreciate that. I hope you have a good morning. Yeah, you too, man. Thank you. There he is. T.J. Let's go over to Quiet Mike, aka Mike D.

A.k.a. Metamusal Mike. He has some movie reviews from over the weekend. We didn't get to it yesterday. So how many movies to see? I saw two movies. All right. Movie number one? Christopher Robin.

Oh, the Pinocchio movie. Winnie the Pooh. That was going to be interesting. Oh, Winnie the Pooh. That's not the same person? No, no, no. Different. One's a bear.

One's a what? A puppet. Okay. So the Winnie the Pooh movie. Yeah. Which I thought looked fantastic in the preview. It was good. Not great.

The movie. I thought it was going to make me more emotional, like from the trailer, but it was okay. Oh, man. Okay. What is Rotten Tomatoes rated? Do we know? Like a fantastic score? No.

What do you give it at Lettergrade? I give it a B. Does this cousin Teddy Rucksman show up? Are they cousins? No, it is. Hey, I saw the new Teddy Rucksman at Target. I wanted to buy it. Rotten Tomatoes has it as a 70%.

Would you agree with that? Yeah, that's about right. Okay. What other movie did you see, Mighty? A some movie called Eighth Grade. It's about a 13-year-old last week. No, I know what that is. This is the Bo Burnham movie.

Who's like the... He's a comedian. Yeah, comedian. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. It's supposed to be one of the best movies of the year, right? It's really good. Yeah.

But it's about like... Isn't it about, like, the perspective of a 13-year-old? Yeah, so it's her last week in eighth grade and what she goes through. And it's supposed to relate even to adults, because an eighth-grader feels just very peculiar. It never fits in. alienated. Yeah. 98% positive on Ron's

I know all of you judge Mike D when he said that because I saw all your faces. Absolutely. You're all like watching move at eighth graders, but... Okay, Mike D, you're not a teenager anymore.

You know who's got your back? Me. That's right. Never forget that. Never forget that. I mean, it's rated R. Oh. See, that affects it worse.

Everybody relax. Mike, do you good this morning? I'm good. All right. Everybody good? Yeah. The Bobby Bones show. Big Three.

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A husband fakes his own death to stop his wife's money requests. Have I ever felt like faking my own death? Yeah, you know, marriage probably gets tough sometimes to make some irrational thoughts. No, I haven't ever thought about faking my own death. Nope. One husband found the ultimate excuse, or so he thought, when he tried to fake his own death, to stop his wife from asking him for money. He staged photos himself laying in bed with his eyes closed and a sheet over his body.

Who took the photos? The media did report his. death. Oh, really? Wow. But it did not take long for people to realize it was a hoax. People notice he appeared to be lying in a doubled bed and the white sheet over his body was a pillow cover.

Local media found him alive. And he said the hoax was a ploy to make his wife of two years believe he had passed away. Wow. He said, my wife would call me every week just to ask me to send more money. I wonder if it's his ex-wife. Yeah, I was like, why isn't she with him? Every Saturday, she would call me telling me I had sent her so much. and I needed to send her this much more.

So, yeah. Every Saturday, huh? That's awesome. That's faking your death, man. You got out. I know. And then who takes the picture and knows? Yeah.

It's like, Chris, it's not going to work, man. Come on, man, I'm telling you. Chris, trust me, dude. Come on, just take the picture, man. Give me that fil-up case. You've got to at least disappear with the country. Take it from higher. No, no, no, let me do it again.

Take it again. It's like a photo. It's like Instagram. Yeah, no, no, no, do it. Add a filter. Let me see it. You guys are a death filter? Puppy dog.

Okay. Let's go over to Morgan number two. She's 24 years old. So you guys may remember Haba Bubba bubblegum. Haba Buba. I do remember Haba Buba. So there's now an adult version and it's liquor in the form of gin and it tastes like Haba Buba Buba.

It's called sweet little Bubba Haba bubble gum gin. How's that sound of you guys? Does it get you drunk? Yeah. What's the alcohol content? All right, let's do it. Well, yeah, but I probably have to chew the whole pack. Okay.

No, it's gin, right? Not gum. No, it's gin. It's like an actual liquor. Oh. We thought it was gum. I'm so serious, it sounded like it was gin gum. But it's got the bubble gum flavor.

You know how some gum used to have like big red in the middle? I thought that's what it was. You bite the gum and there'd be a little bit of rum inside of it. I often wonder about, because I don't drink. I never had a drink. So I wonder if I eat candy and there's like liquor in something, side of it? Does that count? No, no, no. No.

Or if you have like... Yeah, I'm lying, but no. So it is? Yes, it would count because you would be able to taste it and it can... There's still the alcohol in the What about beer battered onion rings? That's not a thing because that cooks out the alcohol. It does. Yeah. So when does that go up on the market, Morgan number two? So it is online right now. It already sold out of the first batch and now you

can get on the waiting list for the next round and it's only like 27 bucks. There it is. By the way, I saw a picture you and your boyfriend on Instagram. Yeah. So he's back? Not quite, but soon. He came in for the last weekend from Wisconsin? No, I went up on our vacation and I spent time with him and his family.

Is he skinnier? Does he lost some weight? No? He's looking pretty good. Maybe it's the beard. Did you notice her boyfriend's looking pretty good? I did. I thought he always was super fit.

Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's the beard that makes him look skinnier. Yeah, I tell him. I said he's looking pretty cute. I will tell. Don't say that. No, no. Don't do that.

All right, Morgan, number two. Thank you. Richard Gere is a dad again. He's 68 years old. Whoa. Eddie's clapping. Let's clap. Amy's clapping.

All right. Mark, dude. I guess so. Richard, excuse me. I need to hear more. Wait,

if that was just it, Abe. Why would you be what? Why is your hater meter on? Okay, wait, you just revealed that he's 68 and having a baby. Yeah.

So I don't know the age of the baby mama. Does that matter? Maybe. Maybe. In your heart? Maybe. on that matter in your heart. Isn't it love love?

It doesn't. But men, y'all, I mean, yay, yeah, you, men, you can have babies all your life. Whoa. Yeah, the haters. We can't do anything about that. How about he just, he found love again. I know. That's good.

Richard Gere and his wife, Alejandra. Cool. Sounds pretty. I like it. They're going to be parents. You guys act like there would be something weird here with age. Okay. ABC reports the couples expecting their first child.

Gear 68. She's 35. That's perfect. That's perfect. Speaking 20s, but okay. That's not as bad. I mean, he's more than, well, almost. So he's almost double.

He's almost double her age. How do you feel about 68 and 35, Amy? Honestly, maybe I'm just getting used to this whole thing. But I, in my mind, was repairing myself for 29. So what? Okay. I know she would be an adult at 29, able to make her own decisions. Why should you be attracted to a 68-year-old?

I don't know. But. What I mean? Why? He's Richard gear. Yeah, he's super rich. That's true. He is Richard here.

I know. Pretty Woman's one of my favorite movies. I do love me some Richard Gear. But yeah, no, that's fine. I'm sure they have a lot in common. Me personally, someone that's almost 70, I'm probably not going to be attracted. You're 30. I'm 37, so I'm even older than her.

And I would have trouble dating someone that was like my dad. 68. Yeah. So, but imagine Richard Gear loves a younger lifestyle. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does. Yeah. Also still making babies.

Yeah. Well, because, guys, wait, hold on. Now I'm looking at a photo, and it definitely looks like, no, no, no, no, no. This looks like father, daughter. Wow, why in my head did I have him looking younger? Not to get off the topic here, but what are you drinking over there? Is that haterade? Oh, daughter.

Is it? Yeah. Yeah, it is. It's really good, too. Have a sip, and congratulations to Richard here. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 32nd Skinny. Morgan number two here,

Kenny Chesney broke records at Nashville's Nissan Stadium for his recent show. He brought in over 55,000 fans breaking the all-time attendance record. Dali Parton was presented with the first ever Dali Parton Excellence in Leadership Award at the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville. Lanko has announced their first ever

headlining tour, the Hallelujah Nights Tour, featuring special guest Travis Denning kicks off October 24th in Columbia, Missouri. I'm Morgan number two. That's the skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home, it's something good. Back in the day, you used to give your teacher an apple to say, oh, I really appreciate you. You're an awesome teacher.

Well, one family went above and beyond. They found out this teacher takes the bus an hour and a half to work. Every day, they surprise the teacher with a brand new car. Whoa. Holy moly. Oh, that's a lot more than an apple. You're right. Yeah, because it's an hour and a half.

Two school, an hour and a half back. That's three hours a day on the bus. And so they bought her a new car. Wow. That's awesome. I just wish that we, listen, it's just wishing out loud. A wish, and I think they deserve. Like, we're not even paying our teachers enough to get a car to get to school.

Yeah. And then we expect the culture of our children to grow up and compete with these. We'll even say countries that actually value education. It's tough, man. You don't pay teachers crap, but you expect us to be good for these parents because that's awesome. But also, come on. Yeah. Come on.

I'm not paying teachers. They really don't make anything. Yeah. How do we fix that? You vote someone like me in office. That's right. That's right. Yeah.

You think I'm playing. No. It may take a minute because I'm here for at least another six months. But other than that, new contract and stuff, yeah, yeah. I just have different priorities on a lot of these knuckleheads. That's all. I like that story. good story lunchbox. There you go. Tell me how it's a good.

Story of the day. This story comes us from West Lynn, Oregon. A man was out doing some yard work when he got stung by a yellow jacket. He looked and he's like, oh, there's a big old nest. I'm going to get revenge. Goes get some gasoline, some oil, pours it on the nest, lights it on fire, ends up burning down four acres of land. Oh, wow. I thought they were going to get him, but he burned the land down. Yeah, it was windy and hot. A hundred degree temperatures blew the fire, and the fire

department had to come put it out after four acres burned. Oh my gosh. On lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day. Wow. Folks, it's your buddy and my

Mr. Bobby Bone. The Arizona Cardinals NFL team, Amy, they introduced their new menu for this coming up season, and it features a $75 burger.

It's seven pounds. Oh, wow. It's called the Gridiron Burger Challenge. It's five patties, five hot dogs, five Broughtwurst, 20 slices of cheese, eight slices of bacon, eight chicken tenders, 12 ounces of fries,

lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles. Now, that's a lot of burger. Yeah. But if you as one person can eat that entire burger in one hour, you get a Cardinals jersey. What? And you get on the Jumbotron. Dang. Worth it.

Yeah, right? Because you're like, oh, that's what food. I would try to eat that maybe if I ate meat. Yeah. Do you see a picture of it? Mike, did you show you? Yeah. Pretty heavy.

Looks massive. Listen, I will punch old lady to get on Jumbotron. She's in a way. Get out of the one. That jumbo, there's some excitement about it. The only thing better than the Jumbotron is possibly when they're shooting T-shirts out. Oh, yeah.

Man, like I said, I will kick a baby. Oh, wow. For a T-shirt. Wow. Those T-shirts, let me talk about these T-shirts too, because we throw them out sometimes. They're terrible, right? They're all really big.

They're all extra larges. You're never going to wear them. Yeah. But, man, people will beat someone up over a free t-shirt. Isn't that crazy? Love it. Bobby boom, come on. There's a big fountain, and everybody is taking pictures around the fountain.

And a lot of people take selfies around this fountain. Eight women were trying to take selfies at the same time, and they were trying to get in the exact spot, and they got into a bra. I didn't turn into a big bra. Oh, no. Because if two women came to blows, and then all their friends jumped in, And it was a girl on girl, on girl, on girl, on girl, on girl, on girl. Brawl because of selfies.

Isn't that funny? Yeah, that's pretty ridiculous. A 19-year-old and a 44-year-old. Okay. Come on, 44-year-old. I assume the 44-year-old started and she was grouchy. Yeah, and then their families and friends got involved. The brawlers were charged in the incident.

What do you win for? Self-y. Self-self-self-competition. But yeah, you ever get, and we'll grab some calls here, you ever get into a really dumb fight with somebody? And I'll give mine and we'll come back, okay? Just to get you an idea. My friend Courtney, a guy,

like my best friend all through college, was supposed to be his best man at his wedding until he went and did that thing where you run away. A lope. Yeah. And so, we're playing ping pong. And I don't even play ping pong. He doesn't play ping pong.

But I beat him. And then he goes, okay, double or nothing. and so double or nothing means either it's double if I went again or if he wins it's nothing we're back to even

it's always a little confusing though No it's not It's very easy It's to me If I were to win Let's say we bet a dollar If I were to win I would get $2 And if he were to win it goes back to zero

Correct Well what did he think it meant He thought he got double If he won out of nowhere So we fought for three months Like we almost got to a bite He shoved me Because he wanted his double

He wanted his double. I'm like, no, you're in the hole. The double of in the hole's doubly in the hole, if you want to call that. It was a whole thing for three months. He almost punched me in the face. And then he ended up like leaving, going home early. He flew in from Arkansas.

That's a dumb argument. It's the dumbest and it lasted for a quarter of a year. And then I think I just ended up giving up and going, hey man, I know you don't understand how double or nothing is. You left it at that? Let's just call it a day, you know? That's my dumb fight. What are you saying over there?

Oh, just that last night talk of the event was that you actually went up stairs to where people were like hanging out like our work people and you sat down and had conversations with them. That was the talk of the event? Yeah. I heard it for multiple people.

Why was that talking of the event? Because I think they had suspected you to... Well, first of all, they didn't even know if you were going to show up. So for one, it was like, Bobby came. And then it was, Bobby came and he talked to us. and we had a good talk. Like we had a conversation.

So I guess they just were surprised that you were able to make it and then that you took time to talk to some of them. Well, let me tell you this. It was a weeknight, okay? Which totally makes sense. Week night, I have to give it 3 o'clock in the morning. But I went because my heart told me to.

And then I liked those people. It was just a lot of people. I know you do. At work events, when it's not just our work, people. It's just like people from bands and people from, I don't know, Don't people. Everybody just wants to talk.

I'm trying to gather and go to sleep. Well, apparently, last night you talked. Oh, yeah. I was part of the party last night, baby. Nah, that's good. Yeah. Have fun. I missed you, though.

I think I left before you got there. Yeah. But, yeah. Well, I'm kind of torn about it. I should be happy about that or not that I was a talking. I think that you should be happy. Nothing was negative. It wasn't, I know I'm coming.

Yeah, yeah. You made me sound like a jerk, actually. Well, I don't know what you've done at past events with them that made them think that, like, they were a cloud. nine now that, you know, but I think they enjoyed whatever conversation you all had, they acted like it was really enjoyable. I'm enjoyable, even. I'm enjoying

even. Even. There was a big dumb fight at a fountain because people were trying to take selfies. And so all these people were trying to take the same selfie from the same spot. Shoving happens. A brawl happens. So we're talking about dumb fights. Like you really shouldn't have got into a fight.

It all comes down to disrespect, though. Let's not be. twist in the fact that we think this is really about the selfie because you could have waited. Yeah. But it's about disrespect. Julia and Boston, what's your dumb fight? Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. So my ex-boyfriend and I in high school, he was in the other room and made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I took a bite and maybe ate like half of it. We literally

broke up for three days. He got so mad at me. Well, to be fair, you started with a bite and then you ended up in half. So you're being dishonest about this. But it's a sandwich. Yeah, I think you're disrespecting him. That was disrespectful. That was straight straight disrespect. And then it may be even about a little bit more than the sandwich.

Oh, you think there's some underlying issues? They broke up for three days. Kristen, Ohio. I got an invite with my family on Christmas over the Alanis Morissette song, ironic. And I don't know if they thought I was just like taking a dig at the song, but I was just telling them that nothing in the song is truly ironic, they're just like misfortunes. And we fought

for the entire Christmas and then still to this day, my whole school goes up. Why are you being that literal, annoying person? Because I'm that person a lot and I've had to scale it back. Wow. So does that song bother you? No, not really. I can't let song lyrics bother me. Okay. If so, I'd be bothered about all of the crap. All of it. Wait, so... I guess she does sort of have a point. Look up the definition of irony. Okay. I mean, if you're having a wedding and it rains. Because, let me just explain this to you, Kristen. It's more of the concept of it's supposed to be the most beautiful day of your life.

The irony of it is that it's the physically most undesirable day of your life. Like, there's a, I'm not doing it with her. Okay, I'm going to start fighting. I know, I know. Hey, Kristen, thank you for the call. Have a good morning. Appreciate you. Yeah.

Banned her for a day. I don't even do the definition because I'll get started this will be home alone is not a Christmas movie part of it Oh gosh it's terrible Let's move on We're still fighting about that

Lunchbox I in high school It was over shotgun For us we were leaving his house We were going out And he called shotgun And he got in the front seat But he got out of the car To go back inside

So once you got out He didn't call seat check And so I jumped in shotgun And I refused to get out And we got to fist fight over it Oh Well shotgun is a pretty important thing in the young man's life.

Oh, yeah. You need about three good shotgun fights before you graduate to the next level. That's a big deal. Fist to fight, like fists to the face? Oh, fist to the face because I would not get out because... So you punched him in the face. No, no, no, he punched me first.

Whoa. Because I would not get out because he didn't call seat check once he got out of shotgun. You know, you told us that part. And so I sat there and sat there and sat there and then he reached in and he punched me right in the face. I jumped out and he went at it. But what did you do to him? Jumped out and started throwing fists.

That's what we did. At his face? And you hit him. Yes. In his front yard. Absolutely. And then we broke it up, got in the car, he got a shotgun, and we left. He won.

Yeah. Morgan number two. So I asked my boyfriend to pick up Taco Bell for me. So I was really hungry. Probably when we first started dating, so like maybe two months into the relationship. Whoa, you brought out the crazy that early. So you said get Taco Bell. Yeah.

And so he wanted something else, but he picked up that for me. But he decided to get mine first. And then the cold food he was getting second. And so when he came home, the Taco Bell was cold. And I was really upset about it. So I yelled at him for breaking home cold. I love that fight. Let me tell you why.

I bet he didn't do that again. Like, that's one where he learned a lesson. And I know it may not even right or wrong. But he learned a lesson in that because I learned a lesson in that. I took something from that too. What? He was nice enough to get her food. What is the problem?

My brother had the same fight with his wife. When they were dating, they worked together, so he was on his way to work. He stopped for breakfast tacos. And he got her one. And he brought it to her desk, and she goes, it's cold. I would never give you cold food. Maybe she wouldn't. And I'm like, girl, I would never get you another breakfast taco.

How'd it end up, Morgan number two? Well, he was kind of upset with me that I got so angry about it. So we didn't really talk for like two hours. You can't really get upset at someone for getting upset. Huh? Yeah, sort of you can. Yeah. And you didn't talk for a couple hours?

Yeah. It was fine after that. He still gives me some crap. for that to this day. I get a little hangary. You don't get upset because someone else gets upset for a dumb reason? I do.

Okay, yeah. I'm trying to get better at it. That's why I do that, though. I'm trying to get better at that. I'm mad at you being mad at me. But it's a dumb way. You can't do that. So we're, I guess summer's over,

but over the summer, Amy, she took her kids, she has two kids and they came from Haiti eight months ago or so at this point. And she's like, oh, they're English. It's so good. I'm trying to get them into a school where all the kids speak English.

And I was like, Amy, I don't know. I think you just understand your kids better. Yeah, I felt like they'd really come along. And they have come a long way. Yeah, I agree. A long way. So here is the clip that Amy's son sent me, okay? Always listen to my school.

I listen to you by your band show. Mom get to listen to you and mom going to get a walk tomorrow. And bye. Okay. Okay. Got it. Well, you know what he said. School and listen and work.

You can figure, you can piece it together if you have to. Yeah. But I just, I don't think he's there. Obviously he's not. They didn't get into the school. I think you just know what he's saying. They're back at their ESL school. Which means what?

Which is fine. English is a second language. Oh, I didn't know what that meant. Program. So, again. Always listen away on my school. What's he saying? He's like, he said, I'm going to listen to you on my way to school.

No way. Yes, way He just was, you know I'm always I'm at my school I listen to you Baby a buncho Mom gonna listen to you

and mom gonna get a walk tomorrow and bye And bye Listen, it's not there yet Yeah I think you're getting there though Not to understanding them

You could go hang out to ESL school I know what I'm saying I've got it down Like even my dad with his Tric stuff and him not being able to talk because he had surgery on his throat and stuff, like nobody can understand him, but I can. But I think it's because everyone in my family is like, I think it's because you have to decipher what your kids are saying all the time. You can figure out what you're saying. I sent Amy a message on Instagram last night because her daughter was dancing. And I was, oh, your daughter can dance better than you now.

Like she's grown to that point where she's now a better dancer than Amy is. She's 11? Yeah. Yeah. Way better than you. Everything she was doing I can do. Way better than you. me a good dancer though?

No, she's okay. Yeah, so what does that even mean? Because she's... Your daughter was good. Yeah. So, I am I? Yeah. Where do you think she learned how to do that?

Not from here. Not from her mom. I really don't think that's it there. Sleb like a log last night. Man, and a rock. Wow. Both. That's hard.

Yeah, I never sit that hard. How's that happening? Why do you think? A couple of reasons. I went, you know, I went to my therapy camp for four days. You don't have a TV. or a phone or a computer for four days. And the first night was a struggle

because you're just in our room. Like I said, you're like a pilgrim. And so I struggle the first night. And then the second night slept a little better. And now I would just read books until I went to sleep because there was nothing else to do except read books.

And I like to read books, but I don't like to be force-read. You know what I mean? Force-rest? Yeah. Never heard that one before. That's the difference in going, I'd like to read some book

and then going, well, it's either read a book or nothing. Right. So I started forced reading and I slept hard and so I haven't turned my TV on one single night since I left there and it's been a week now

almost a week Wow That's... And for my whole life It's the long as I've never not seen my TV on You're missing a lot of golden girls I know dude Friends and King of Queens

I watch every night But so I slept last night It's hard for me to fall asleep still And I listen to Cole Rush of Blood to the head every night Because I have to get into these formulas patterns I have to get right into them

My formula I book music And I slept hard No TV Once I can get to sleep man, I stayed asleep. It was good. But I woke up, and it's an unfamiliar feeling to wake up rested.

Because I woke up and I was like, oh, what's wrong with me? And I was like, I think this is rested. This is weird. And then I started moving around. I was like, oh, I'm kind of rested. So, yeah, it was that. I don't know how long I can last. Yeah.

It's inconvenient and uncomfortable to me to go to sleep with no time. If you're new to the show, I slept on a couch my whole life in a living room. I never had a bedroom. So the TV was always on or something was always happening. but it's un-caught. I'm also, and I'm not forcing it, so everybody hold it for a second. But I'm also looking forward to have someone to sleep in my bed with me.

Because my dog, for 15 years, and it's just more comfortable for me. So do you think you're going to get another dog? Not till next year. Okay. Yeah, I think for some reasons that you know, but not until next year. Yeah.

But you're looking like for a human before a dog, though, right? You know, I'm just living life. Any living thing next to you? Okay, I'll send out a tweet. A plant and vegetables. You know what? Anything that'll grow. Oh, boy.

If it's up in there. Oh, man. But I slept so hard. I woke up. I was like, ooh, felt good. But yeah, if I don't fall asleep by the end of that Coldplay record, I'm in trouble. Oh, man. I know.

And what is it, an hour or 20 minutes? Yeah, I mean, it's enough to, I should fall asleep. But, yeah, I want to sleep. I slept good. But I'm not watching my shows. It's not like my grandma now. I'm watching my shows. Miss Wheel of Fortune

I can't watch much How do you fall asleep? I watch shows Which I know is so bad Like I watch it I don't fall asleep to it But I'll start to get tired And then it's all my computer

And then I just We shut the computer And we go to bed We shut it down That's the struggle for me Is to quiet sleep Yeah I shut it down

I just finished the How to Win Friends and Influence Others book It's from 1920 Maybe the greatest book of just life lessons I've ever read in my life from 1920?

Really? Wow. It's amazing. It tells you how to make friends? Well, it's a book written from 1920s. It's about how, it's just a kind of a business book or like a human relations book. And then I'm reading the Robin Williams book that's like a hundred books stack of top of each other. It's so thick. Where it's like, I'll order that.

Then you get it and you're like, oh, it's like an encyclopedia. It's that big? Yeah. And then I'm reading the obstacles away, which I'm almost done with. But I was telling you about that one. Oh, yeah. My sister's reading it. Do you guys do that?

We read multiple at one time? No, not even one. It's too confusing. It's time for the good news With Bobby Tell me something good This kid Max is four years old He was at home with his grandma

And she stopped breathing So he's four And he goes well I know how to do this He calls 911 The kid's mom who wasn't there Because the grandma was watching him Said that he was tied

If there's a medical emergency What he should do so he did it So first he puts the dog in the crate He's four by the way He puts a dog in the crate And then he goes and gets his grandmother's inhaler she still isn't breathing

properly calls 911 lets them in they say her at the end he's four well no the beginning yeah yeah but still four years old yeah

what we think about that I mean some good parenting right there they've already taught their kid to do all that it's like thinking ahead four yeah so there you go that's a tell me something good that was tell me something good it's a bobby bones show

your big five songs this week Tuesday's top five At number five, Morgan Evans. Sometimes you got to kiss somebody. Kiss somebody. Back of the cab or on a subway train. Sometimes you got to kiss somebody. At number four, sunrise, sunburn, sunset.

From Luke Bryant. Thomas Redd, life changes. At number three. Count down the hits, everybody. With number two songs, Luke. You know you want it, Jason Aldeen, and number two. drowns the whistle. Whiskey's supposed to drown the memory.

Oh yeah, playing the hits. All the hits. I used to do that, man. I used to do count down like that. You used to talk like someone was in your throat. Oh, my little bit like shaggy. One of five point next. You look like shaggy.

Oh, shagger. Are they coming, Mr. Boombostick? Number one. Brett Young, Mercy. I like this one. If you're going to break my heart, just break. And if you're going to take your heart. Just take it

Nailed it When him and I were at the same time That's called harmony Oh that's perfect All those five songs are jams Are they? Yeah, like all five of those I don't love all five of them

I think I love I love this one though This is the jam You do, you sing that one every time it comes on Yeah sometimes it's not even on I sing it mercy Yeah If you're gonna take your shine

Over on the other That's the congratulations Brett Young and number big old song there. On the hip-hop chart Drake and my feelings Root 5's got the big pop song And on the alternative

chart, here you go ladies and gentlemen Weezer, Africa Oh! Yeah, it's their fourth alternative number one ever and first one since 2008. It's a cover. So it's a Toto cover. Did you know Toto did Hashpite

from Weasur? Oh, I saw somebody post that. I wish you had a clip of it. No, I have a clip of it. Yeah. It's the number one song. Here's what I have for you. How about these? These are famous covers that went number one.

So there's obviously this one. Here's the original one. Do you recognize that? Yes. Here's another one. Love song I would always know you Down by the cure though

Or you know this one Alien Ant Farms Alien Ant Farms You know who did this No No No. We didn't know it, though.

You can't go okay, yeah. Okay, then. It's in here by a smooth kernel. Okay, now I get a joke that I saw, like on a sign that Reese Witherspoon reposted on Instagram that said, while these kids are wondering if Kiki still loves them, we're just wondering if Annie's okay. There you go. And I'm like, who's Annie?

And I get it. And the other one was Shnette O'Connor. Nothing compares to you, number one, alternative. Originally by? Prince He wrote it That is so weird that the cover can go bigger than the original Duh different times too

So it's not often released right away So sometimes a different format Different time, all the just environment's different You think a lot of people know that Prince did that song originally? I think some do I think they know he wrote it Wow I mean, listen, a show like ours would have never worked here five years before we did it.

Oh. The environment came in. We were just bullheaded enough to make it work. So some of that's with the music, too. So, yeah. There you go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 30 Second Skinny.

Eric Church drops a clip of a new track called Hanging Around that will be on his upcoming album on October 5th. Come on, man. Damn, I love it. I love that. 60 soul vibe. Like Rolling Stone, like early stones type stuff. So I wonder if the whole album sounds like this. What else you got?

Kenny Chesney broke records at Nashville's Nissan Stadium for his recent show. He brought in over 55,000 fans breaking the all-time attendance record. At a front who went, said she'd never seen so many people at a concert in her life. 55,000 people are crazy. Florida Georgia Line and Jason Aldina are really excited about some recent studio time they've had. They're collaborating on a song together for Florida Georgia Line's upcoming album. Do we know what it is? No, no word yet, when it's going to be released, what it is, but they definitely did one together.

I like songs that spell things. S-I-M-P-L-E. Yeah, and then bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S, yeah. And Morgan number two, that's the skinny. There's just that simple as I and PLE as simple as simple as simple as can be. The Bobby Bonds show. If you want to save money this summer, why not start by pay. less interest on your credit card balances. Refinance with a credit card consolidation loan

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Morning corny. Why was the duck having chest pains? Why was the duck having chest pain? Because he was having a heart of clack. That was the morning corny. There you have it. Angela in D.C., good morning to you. Hey, how are you? I'm good. What's going on with you?

I'm on my way to my first day at a new job, and I just wanted to call and say, hey to you guys. I haven't heard you in the morning in a little while since I haven't been working, but I'm excited to be getting. starting started at a new nursing job out here and have you guys on the radio. Well, look at you. Well, congratulations on that. Thank. You nervous? Yeah. Oh, not so much. Feeling good. I like starting new jobs. It's exciting. Look at you sounding all positive. Me, my butt be puckered the whole way to work, man. New people?

Sometimes. You know what I mean? Hey, Angela, thank you for listening. I'm actually going to be in D.C. next weekend at the Warner Theater doing stand-up comedy. And on this Friday, I'll be in Bakersfield. If you guys want to come, Bobby Bonescom. So Friday night, be in Bakersfield, California. I'd love to see you. Thank you for the call. Hey, Sam in Baltimore, Maryland. What's happening? It's the opposite for you, right? You're heading home from work now. Hi, guys. And you're a nurse. You're a nurse as well. Shout out for the nurses out there, heading home. Yeah, shout out to the nurses. Let me ask you a question. Do you have a lot of friends that come up to you

and go, hey, what's this rash? Oh, my God, yes. What's this rash? Should I go to doctor? and Z all the time. And how do you handle that? I told him to go to the doctor. Yeah, you just sent him on right away. Yeah. Can I send you a picture of this rash, though, that I have? Of course, Bobby, you could send me a picture, of course.

I don't have a rash right now. But I appreciate you, Colin. Thanks for listening on your way home. Hey, thank you guys. I love listening to you guys. Thank you. Have a good day. Appreciate you, Graham.

We had talked about Amy getting an inappropriate gift put on her porch. Do you want to say what it is or no? I mean, yeah, I can. Are there kids listening? It's not in my house anymore. Okay, what is it? A microwave. Okay, just making sure.

Oh, my goodness. Pretty inappropriate for you. One of my husband's friends are a couple of them. They thought it'd be funny because we don't have a microwave and they were at our house and they, like, could not believe it. So they gift, I don't know what my husband was saying about it behind my back. Probably will somebody please get me a microwave. Amy doesn't allow a microwave in her house. So we got home and there was a microwave waiting for us in beer.

Oh, that's nice. So what did you do with the microwave? It's outside in the garage. Somebody can come pick it up. Who wants it? Why would you not let your husband plug it up? Where is it going to go? There's no space for it in the kitchen.

There's no room for it. It's not going on the countertop. There's no room for the microwave. If he wants to keep it in the garage? I can't even talk. I can't. What if he were to plug it in the garage? And then he got to go walk out and use it when he wanted to.

Would you be against that? I guess he could do that if he wanted to. Would you let him? He could eat up his own food in that, not my kids. So you give them a skittal or two. They don't even know what a... When they saw a microwave not too long ago, they were like, what is that? And I was like, don't worry about it.

So you're so anti-microwave. Yeah. So you'll give your kids processed food, yet you will not let them use a microwave. So for certain things that I'm feeding them that I'm cooking, yes, I don't want to zap it in the microwave and get rid of any of the nutrients. I will heat it up on the stove top in a slow manner. not to overcook it So you're trying to get rid of this microwave? I'll take it

Really? Yeah. Do you need one? Sure. I have mine still from college. Really? Yeah, the one in my kitchen. Oh, okay, yeah.

Okay, let me ask you this then. If your husband does this for you, he doesn't. And they don't always get processed food, by the way. He lives life without a microwave, right? Yeah. What do you do for him? This is out of the normal. Good point.

Because this is totally out of the normal to not have a mic. I can't imagine not having a microwave. He hasn't had a microwave in 10 years. Yeah, that's not a good reason. He obviously wants one. So what do you do for him, though? No, I think he's just trying to be cool in front of the comments. Amy, it's not cool to have a microwave.

There are a lot of things I could say that would be much cooler than she would like a microwave, boys. Yeah, because these guys have dropped it off. They're real, like, manly boys. What do you do for him? I don't know. I'll have to ask him. I'll be like, what, no, the question is, what have I given up for him? Yeah, what have you given up for him?

I'll have to ask him. Okay, let us know tomorrow I feel like I make a lot of the decisions about that Like, you know Health and food and microwaves So I'll get back to you Okay, people are putting these things in their house By the way, we'll come back in a second

Not microwaves Something they're putting in their house That's making them really happy And I think you may look down at this The rest of the show Okay, so I'm going to talk about that coming up next I wonder if any listeners have done this And we'll come back

Amy Let us know to talk tomorrow what your husband's given up for you since you. No, but I've given it. Yeah, yeah. Good? I'm following me. I know.

So, word on the street is that Christmas decorations this early make you happy. Stop. If you put them up right now. How do you feel about that? What is wrong with people? Well, wait, why is it, what's it to you if it makes them happy? It's annoying. Like, can we not, why do we rush things?

Like, Christmas will be here. Why are we putting up Christmas decorations in the middle of the summer? Because it, listen, it doesn't make me feel happy, but if it makes someone else feel happy, who cares? Oh, my goodness. Let people be happy. I hate these people. Putting your festive decorations up earlier in the year makes you much happier, experts say. Premature Christmas.

That's what they call it, huh? Yeah. Yeah. They have the happiest lives. There you go. You playing that song right now makes me feel good. It does make me feel good, too. Yeah.

It does, and I didn't think it would. I was going to play it kind of as a joke, but. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas, guys. I feel so much joy. Me too. It's like so jolly.

Are you a Christmas person, Morgan number two? Yes, I love Christmas. You're kind of the newest one of the group. We don't know your Christmas traditions yet. Well, I always put up a tree in lights. I mean, I live in an apartment now, so I don't get to do as exciting stuff. But I decorate my entire apartment. Man, maybe she gets started.

It's never too early. Listen to this. Maybe who cares. It makes you happy. It makes you happy. It's beginning to look. I was thinking, though, so I get my own parking spot out there in the garage. When does that go into effect?

Well, whenever I want. Oh. I just haven't. So what are you thinking? Well, no, I have the spot that I want, and I have a sign that a listener sent me that says, Bibone's parking. And I'm going to put it up. I got to, like, nail in a concrete or something.

I don't know how I do that. Hang it. But what I want, there's only like 20 spots in the entire. garage. And it's really an annoying place because there are no spots. So people drive up and there's nowhere to park. But I own a whole spot now. Yeah. So, yes.

Go ahead. Then I have a question. If I put the sign up and anyone parks in it ever, do I tow them? Yes. Absolutely. Do I have to tow somebody just to prove a point the first time? Yeah, and you can just send an email to the whole office that you get a reward if you tow that car. Oh! But I have a question about us in this room. If we know you're gone

and we're here, say we know you're out a town. Amy, I live one or two ways. All or nothing. So either tow everybody. Yeah. If you park there, I'm getting you towed. I'm getting that reward.

Don't even think about it. To cop. So you're telling me, if I know you're in Boston. Okay, go ahead. And there's no spots in the garage, but yours is open and you're in Boston. And I know that. I can't park there? Let me go to my tow police officer lunchbox?

No. No, I guess not. So I'm really going to be like this? Yes. If anyone parks in it ever? It's going to be so unknown when there's... Hey, and if you want to play games, test us. Oh, park at your own wrist.

Yeah, park it at you. I dare you. I would love to even see... First of all, first of all, I'd love to see a tow truck even get in our car. We can make a bit. I hate to tell you, a tow truck and get in a parking garage. It's happened. Stop laughing.

This is so funny to me. Okay, you guys are going to be co-captains of the toe. Yes. Eddie and Lunchbox are co-captains. We got you. Can we have little, like, coupons that say like... Coupons. Yeah.

Let me check with my co-captain. Coupons? I say no to coupons. Get out of here with that mess. Okay. Y'all are going to want to park there one day. No? All right.

Well, I think by next Monday, I'll have my spot up. I didn't think about that. I'll just eliminate anyone, period, huh? Wow. Look at all the power. Maybe I give it, like, rewards, though. That's what I'm talking about. These guys, they're flying this airplane,

and imagine you're driving down the road on a highway, and you see an airplane come down. They had to find a gap on the highway. to land the airplane. It's a small airplane. So scary. Yeah, here's a plane making an emergency landing. Oh, my God. This is the car watching it come over the top, right?

Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. You can hear the shock and panic in Eric and Brandy Gears' voices as they watch this single engine, Sessna, land right in front of them. The gears say it looked like the pilot waited for a gap in traffic, then dropped the plane down near the 164th street exit. was able to hold that plane up until all the cars got out of the way and then he landed it and then he immediately went over to the side. Crazy to see that, uh-huh.

Yeah. How about the guy lands beside you and the land beside you? It gives you a thumbs up. Hey. Yeah. Let's go, buddy. Yeah. That crazy.

Imagine your car driving down the road and there's planes. You're like, my, a plane shows low. Oh, my goodness. It's landing right in front of us. Yeah, so that was from a car. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Right is his landing.

Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. How about that? There was also a story about a guy who got tased because he was putting soda in a watercow. Oh, yeah. Wait, why? And he refused to pay. Yeah.

Oh, you know. Yeah, you go the fountain drink machine. You put the, and the watercups are clear so they can tell if you're stealing or not. Right. And he puts soda in there. And he's like, I'm not paying. Gets into a fight, right? And it walks over to the next place and they come over and rest him and tase him.

Wow. Oh, man. And we've all done that. Sure. Yeah. We've all been there. We'll admit. In my super broke days, I would do it with 7-Up, though, so you couldn't really tell.

Even though it was real bubbly. Yeah, it was just, it just looked like carbonated water. Yeah. Yeah. A Montana man who was accused of filling his water cup with soda at a fast food restaurant, has been arrested and charged with multiple misdemeanors. They were called to the scene about 2.30 p.m. The 48-year-old tried to fill a water cup with soda, was confronted by an employee.

Said, hey, you got to pay for that. and he refused, went away, the cops came, the cop's game, popped him. Oh, my goodness. You know what? You know how a lot of fast food, I don't know, where was it, a fast food restaurant or where?

That's how they make, they make their money off of drinks. Yeah, if I'm the employee, though, I'm probably not going after the person. Let it slide? It's one or two people. Probably not. You're not, you know.

Not tasable. You don't own the restaurant, so why do you care? The employee followed him, told him he was not welcome back. Then he turned and came back towards the employee and tried. Yeah, and then they,

got him. Yeah, imagine that. You get tased for stealing Coke. That's a bad one. Like, that's your taser story. Yeah, he's trying to get me a little classic Coke. Is that like a no-go if you're

starting to date somebody and you find that? Oh, my goodness. Oh, you search their record? What do you think the no-go would be for me? If someone's like, I started dating somebody and they Googled it, is there anything a no-go for me? I don't think so. Mm-mm.

I mean, you don't have anything like that. Not yet. Not yet. I think about that sometimes Like if I start dating somebody And they're researching me Do you worry about anything that you've done? I wrote it in books too

I'll pretty much put everything out there Yeah True I think you're good bones Yeah I don't think you have anything I don't know there may be stuff that you've written That they read that might mean the no-go

Is that a weird thing that someone can read a book All about my life before they get the nobody told? Yeah That's crazy Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah Is it?

Yeah Like I wrote a book My first book was called Bear Bones as story of my life, kind of. So is that an unfair advantage to them or a disadvantage to me? Oh, man, I hope you find somebody maybe that hasn't read it. How cool, though, they're just like, hey, tell me about your life. You're like, read my book.

How cool is that? It's like the Google meme. That's funny. I want to know more about you. Read my book. Chapter 5. I'm glad you asked about that. Page 47 says, it's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. puppy is joining the New York Rangers hockey team for a full year to learn special skills that he's going to need to become a professional service dog for a child with autism. So the puppy, named Ranger, appropriately, is partnering with the team to, one, raise awareness for the challenges of autism and the importance of service dogs. And then the team is helping take care of him and train him and do all these fun things to get him ready. And if you're a diehard Rangers fan, wouldn't you want the dog that was with a team? For sure. Named Ray. I mean, I think

a lot of teams could do this. And again, a lot of awareness, and also dogs are getting adopted. That's really cool. I know, I love it. That's really cool. All right, good. That's it? That's a good one. That was Tell Me Something Good. Can I talk about being offended for a second? Yes.

I just think that now we're in the age where you just shouldn't be offended by anything. You should just change it. Not the channel, not our station. I'm sure any about people getting upset about things. Yeah. We have an unlimited world to go wherever we want. Technology, our ears, our feet, our cars, whatever. If something's offensive to you, just to go away from it.

It creates such a bad environment if you stay in. Instead of getting upset, just move on. Just move away. You can do that now. There's not just four channels. I'm trying about this TV show, people getting all butt hurt over, and just change the channel. Yeah. Move on. Don't watch it. Just generally in life, if something is

uncomfortable to you in a negative way, just take a step to decide. Don't worry about it. Like, go find something. I wrote about this in my last book. It's like, don't spend your time tearing things down. Like spend your time actually building things up that matter to you more so than tearing things down that don't because who cares? You don't care anyway. Sometimes people get upset at me specifically.

But you don't have to. Don't waste energy. This isn't about me. It's just a general theme of getting offended. Why people would waste their time and emotion on being offended anymore blows my mind. Just move on. Move to something else. And then when you highlight it because of you're offended, it draws more attention to it.

Yes. I've often used that to my advantage going, oh, I know people will. If I can say that somebody's offended by me, they'll be drawn in to hear what I'm saying, which isn't offensive at all. But yes, that's all. I just as a group, like I feel like I speak for our people. I'm speaking to you right now. Don't be offended by anything. Move on.

Just go to somewhere else. That's all. I was listening to some songs here that all spell words, because I was talking about that Florida Georgia Line song. That S-I-M-P-L-E simple. I like that. I like when song's spell things. I was talking about it this morning. I was like, man, I like it when they...

So I present to you my favorite spelling songs. Okay? Yeah, coming in. Come into the number five on the list. Here's a Fergie, Fergolicious. F to the E, RG, the I, the E. Come on. Come on the lady, put it down like me.

I'm Fergolicious. Number five, that's right. Number five on the list. Coming up, it's Furgy with Fergalicious. And number four, Izzo. H to the Izo. H to the IZO, B to the ISA. Push his o my nizzle used to dribble down in VA.

H to the Izo, B to the ISA. Um, what's he spelling? Izzo, Hova, H-O-V-A. What is that? I really don't know. His nickname, dude. Young Ho. Okay, all right.

Dude, what do I know? I'm just saying, I have no clue. Am I right on that? Anybody know? Yeah, right? Am I right? I feel like I'm right, but I'm not so sure that I'm not going to throw a lifeline out there in case I'm wrong. All right.

Number three coming in. Bananas, also known as Halle Back Girl from Gwen Stefani. I love when she spells out bananas. Bananas, B, and A and A-N-A-N-A-S. It's bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-S. The first time I knew there was a bad word in that song, I was like, what? Yeah.

Because we only heard the radio version. And it goes, that spit is bananas. Spit, but it's not spit. That's it. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, listen. The bad word is.

The bad word is. I don't think I don't. A and A and A A A It's a Nana Oh Yeah Like that crap Yeah

I got it Number two Of my favorite songs With spelling in it Travis Trit T-R-O-U-B-L-E T-R-O-U-B-L-E Tell me what in the world

You're doing A-L-O-N-E Alone Yes Hey, good L-O K-I-N-G Looking Yeah I smell T-R-O-U-B-E

I said hey I was a jam, that's a jam Why you think number one? I thought bananas would be number one I did too What's number one? Coming into number one Here on the most

On the spelling songs, Amy Respect No R-E-E-C-T-A Y-M-C-A Oh IM-C-A Come on

Gloria Gloria T-L-O-R-I-A Gloria Oh What? What? Your number one song is

R-E-M-H-M-H-M-R-E-S-B-E-C-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-C-T-C-T-E-S-E-C-D-E-S-E-E-S-E-R-E-S-E-R-E She's in hospice care. I know, I saw that. It could be, that's bad. Yeah, that Aretha? Yeah. But, man, what a jam. That has stood the test of time.

I don't care if you're at a club and they're playing behind that or a roller skating rink or a wedding. If this comes on. Oh, my jam! to me R, E, SBCC, D-C-T, Cic-T-C-T-C-T-C-T-M-Sucat to me, psych to me, suck to me, suck to me, suck to me, just a little bit, just a little bit. Oh, I thought, I was like, oh, did she say in bad work? Yeah, she says the S-Words.

She says bananas. There you go. Those are my favorite spelling songs. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. Eric Church released a clip of a new song and man it sounds so good like this is right up my

musical alley here. Hey, around. Come on. Let that whole thing out, Jerry. Very excited about this record. Sounds so good. It sounds so good, right? Eric, New Eric Church.

It's all we have of that song is 25 seconds. But I'm in, man. You want to see if you can name the song by one second of a name? Yeah. See if you can name this song right here. One second of it. Most people are good. Yeah, there you go.

Okay, let's just go around real quick. This is hard. Is it? It's a tough one. I mean, I don't know. Sometimes. That's a full... You're only getting one second of the song.

A few seconds. Okay, that one doesn't count as a point. Oh. You ready for this one? Amy, Amy, song number one second of it. I got... Shades on the... The windows...

Damn me, baby. What? Interesting. Oh, Windows black. Roll around me, baby Pour it on easy now Just chilling it Coles Wendell

Chilling, I'm sorry I can't I already hit the buzzer anyway She got there though She sang the whole song She did say the three minutes Yeah from one second I got all that though No point for you

Lunchbox Yeah name the song one second of it There you go One second of it You can't get irritated Yeah stop Go ahead It's so easy

Three seconds Oh, they're cruising. Cruising. I know it's not it, but I... So close. Oh, 13. Eddie, you get one second of the song. And I can get one point right now.

That's right. Take the lead. Come on. Ready? Here it again. One second. That's it. There you go.

Yeah. My kind of party. Oh. No, small town boy. She loves a small town boy like me. She's my right of time. I'm gonna tell you this game does not seem hard to me because I'm looking at the answers. Yeah, it's tricky.

But I think I'd be really good at it. Okay, I'm ready. Yeah. You get one second. I have to pretend this is for somebody else because then I know it. Okay, sure. Whatever he takes you. Here you go.

Wow, that's amazing. I love that one. What? That one's a home run. Come on, Amy. You want to hear it again? One second of the song. Come on, Amy.

It's like a blinker or something. Is it? Or a TikTok. We know it's a TikTok. Go ahead. I'm father of time. Father, June. Father.

Amy. What? Eddie, I know you know it. Yeah, I do know it. Okay, so it's got to be something, is it a little bit different? It's not current country. Just play it and you sing it. Okay, ready?

Here you go. Take a seat. Come on. I'm losing my mind just a little. Do you hear it now? One of the biggest songs this year. Yes, of course I hear it now. Morgan number two, do you know that one?

I knew that one. Lunchbox, do you know that one? No. Okay, thank you. I never bashed you. I was like, man, that's a tough one. Lunchbox ready? Yeah.

One second out of the song. Come on. You got this one. Oh, my God. Everybody knows it when it's not their turn. I know. Yeah. Oh, that's tequila.

Oh. Oh. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You got to have this to tie.

Oh my goodness. Amy, you've been eliminated. Oh. Eddie to tie. He got so lucky. He wins. Okay. All right.

Ready? No pressure. Got it. Go ahead. You want to hear it again? No. Yeah. Go ahead.

Dirt on my boots. Oh, it's on LV. Sudden death. Oh, write your answer down. Oh, write my answer down. Eddie and Lunchbox. They're at it. I'm shaking.

I'm not shaking. I'm confident. I want this win so bad. Song number one, write them down. Here we go. There you go. Hit it again. Eddie is just writing to make noise over there.

It's a long title lunchbox. Yeah, it's a long one. You know it lunch. Hey, Amy. Amy's reading his Eddie. Eddie's a villain in games now. Because I always win. Hit it again.

You guys have to be quiet. He's like, What song is that? I think I got that. He's stressing. No, there's no stress in my breath. I've only mentioned it seven times. That's what's to rhyme.

Oh, you have? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Then I got it wrong. Lunchbox, what do you think it is? The dance. I don't think that's a terrible guess. Why not it?

I don't think it's a terrible. Well, I just get him. Okay. The fact that he got the name of a song. Oh. Eddie, for the win. Are you ready, bones? Yeah.

Mercy. There's a winner. There is. There it is. I clap for you. Yeah. There you go. Eddie.

You want a limo pasalo. With this melody, I was a lot of a river pasto. With this melody, I'm going to say, wow. There it is. You want a bonus one,

Eddie? Yes, please. Nope. No, you've been eliminated. Stop. Eddie, this is a tough one. It's only for the winner. Oh, Sugar Land.

Oh, okay. Stuck like blue. Nope, it's baby. Nope, no. Dear mom and dad, please send money. Oh, what is it? It's all I want to do. All I want to do.

There he is. Give this guy a piece of candy. Yeah. A piece of candy. He's so sweet. You're so sweet. Bobby bones. Morgan number two, you have a binge-watched shows list.

What's that list? Yeah, so it's the most binge-watch series in the United States. So we're all binge-watching things. Are they new or old or both? A little bit of both. All right, number five on the list. Friends. Oh, yeah.

I think Friends is the number two, as far as old shows, that I and people in my age group watch, like 80s to early 90s. Probably the second most binge-watch show. I don't know what else is on the list. But Friends is was number one until recently, which I think it's been replaced. And that makes us to see if it's on the list. Okay, number four? Supernatural. I don't know what that is.

I think it's a CW TV show. Must be for the skids, huh? Yeah, for sure. Number three? Gray's Anatomy. Yeah, you know, and I don't say this in a negative way. I've never seen an episode. I bet you that show is so good.

Oh, it's good. Yeah, it has to. To last that long, I bet it is so good. And so, yeah, but I've never, it was one of those two where it was so late in the game, four seasons in, you've got to commit. Am I going to start over? I'm just going to just ignore it.

feel like part of me needs to go back a little bit because I've skipped around. Yeah, because I know I've missed stuff. Number two? 13 reasons why. Okay, so that's newer when people watch and just slam through it. You did? I did. I still think about Hannah Baker. You know, I wanted to see how it ended. I wasn't so much into it. I think everybody else was. Yeah, I'm talking about the first one. I haven't even watched the newer one, whatever that is. Oh yeah. I haven't seen it. You didn't see them too? No. And then the number one most binge to watch show is? The Office. Oh, that's what I would have put

as the new one, yeah, because kids, younger kids like to watch The Office now. They didn't watch it. Which is my favorite show of all time. The Office, both of them, like the Office American and the British Office. But I'm an OG Office Watcher. So the kids come along now, I'm like, you don't even know.

You watch it live. Yeah, yeah. I'm such a fan of The Office that Jan Levinson, she plays Michael Scott's girlfriend on the show. Do you guys know who that is? Yes. So, Jan, who watches the office in here?

I'm watching it now. I've watched it a little bit of season one. Do you know who I'm talking about when St. Michael Scott's girlfriend? Jan. Do you Morgan number two? Yeah. She sent me a video message. Wait, what?

Really? Yeah, someone got her to send me a message because I signed a new contract. Get out. Oh, this recently? Yeah. Hey, Bobby, it's Malora Hardin, aka Jan Levinson from the office. I hear you just signed a major radio contract. Crowd Goes wild.

That's so cool. And you also get your own parking spot? I mean, come on. You're big time, baby. Your big time, baby. That's what she said. Hey! Awesome love this.

Yeah, I mean, just so cool. You've got so many amazing things happening. And may it all just continue. And may all your dreams come true. Congratulations. Have an awesome life. Talk to you soon. There you go.

Wait, talk to you soon. What do you mean? You guys are chatting, like you guys talk? I wish. How did that happen? Exactly. How did that happen? For real.

Sometimes the listeners will say, hey, we sent a video to somebody and I'll do it. I think it was just a friend of mine was like, hey, we send this video. But isn't that pretty cool? I mean, that is so awesome. I'm such a big fan of the office. Yeah. Come on. That's huge.

Okay, so she was the one at the beginning of the show, which is what's boss. She was the corporate girl. Yeah. You're still early. Yeah. they're not together yet where I am. I'm telling you, Scots Tots might be the funniest episode I've ever seen. There are like so many of those.

Oh, is that one when he promises the free pop. He's a Texan. I like that. Oh, Jan? Malora, yeah. No, no, Jan Levinson. Jan's Texan. That's pretty cool, huh?

That is so awesome. And if you're at home during the day, it's on Comedy Central all day long. I didn't realize that. And so if you need to binge. What's on Netflix, too, so you can watch the whole thing. Hey, don't be a hater at lunchbox. Not everybody has a never. You don't have to get a tone on lunchbox.

I'm just saying. Eddie, Netflix costs money. are turning on Eddie slowly. The lunchbox goes, if you want to tune it at 7 o'clock on Tuesdays, it's on every time. He's just saying it's on. It's on Comedy Central during the day. I feel like that is helpful information. I do too, because I'm watching on Comedy Central still.

Guys, oh my good. This is why Eddie, they're turning against you. No, don't turn on me. Don't turn on me. We're talking about binge watching shows. What's the show that you've probably binge watched the most? Because it used to be friends for me. It's the office now.

because I know them all so easily. And I can sit, I get on an airplane and still watch all the episodes. Still. Amy, what have you binge watch the most if you had to pick? It has to be friends still. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, haven't changed much.

Seinfeld. Yeah. You want to watch them in a row? Yeah, and I can still watch them today when they come on TBS in the middle of the day. I'll sit there and just laugh and be like, this show is so funny. You know, I've said this before. The only show that I can't watch alone, but I can binge watch is that shark tank. Can't watch one episode.

I get annoyed. I need to watch like 10. Oh, it's so good. So why do you need the... Why do you need more? It's like eating a bite of a Twix bar. Okay. I'm not super fulfilled.

I need all that Twix bar. Okay. So you need all the ideas. I need to like feel full. Okay. Yeah. Do you immediately Google the products? Never.

Lunchbox does any orders then. Yeah. I buy them. I buy the products all the time. I still buy stuff based on stuff lunchboxes told me about it from Shark Tank. I've never watched it. I've Googled. And Wikipedia to all the people and to see how they made their money and how they started and

You mean the judge people? Yeah, yeah, all their backstories and kind of where it was for them where they took off. The sharks. You ever done that? No. One of the sharks. Okay. That's the fundamental difference, I think.

They say it at the beginning of the show. No, no, no. I wonder like the Barbara Corker on. Like, I wonder how. I listen to her. There's a podcast where she talked about her thing. I've listened to it too. It's how I built this.

Oh, that's what it's called. And her story is amazing. And that's what I do. I do that with TV actors. See, you're so weird like that. That's why you know everybody. Yeah, he knows a lot of useless stuff. Which is cool.

It wasn't useful. That's not useless. It is interesting how these sharks got there. Well, not even the sharks. I like to see how people made their decisions and either make my decisions based off the things they've done wisely or unwisely. You learn from them. Yeah.

That's what I always try to do. Or as you say, useless. That you were just learning useless information. Guys, what are you laughing at? Amy and I before the show. Do you have audio of this? Well, so, listen, what we do is Amy Knight. Amy's my, by the way, my dearest friend.

Sounds like it. You are, my dearest friend. And that's why I give you a hard time. But we have, every morning, I will sit in my office and just cut like an hour of station liners for all the stations that we're on. It's a wonderful time-consuming problem to have because it's just so much. I love it. Because we're on like 140 radio stations now. Well, so this and Amy's some, and Amy's reading them.

And these were from our station in Louisville. And so she would read the first one like Making Your Ride into Jeffersonville High School A happier one on 975 WAMZ Nailed it So you do that one Yeah Well then it got to this part

Where they wanted her to go Another morning in New Albany High School Thanks for starting it off at the Bobby Bone show But they spelled it UG And Amy had such a problem with that And then she started to get diva about it What they mean is ugh Okay

It spelled Ugg But I said Ugg Here Ugg Ugg Ugh, must be a thing. Ugh, another morning at... No, like, ugh.

No. That's got an H. Doesn't have an H. That's it. That's, ugh. Ugh. Same thing. No, I don't, I don't know.

I thought it was like their mascot or something. I don't know. And then she just didn't do it. Do you know what I skipped? Do you mean to tell you which one I skipped? I skipped that one because... First of all, hold on. Let me tell the story.

I'm saying to know with her. And I was laughing so hard. And so she won't do the ugs. Well, because I thought, I was like, who says uG? Like, UG is a shoe, ugh. But they meant, ugh. I get it now. And she says, it must be a thing, ugh.

I don't know what people, like sayings are different places. And I thought maybe they go. I mean, it's like an hour up the road. Right, it's right here. It's not Italy. I thought they said, ugh. And then there was another one that she just got straight divan because she was like, this is stupid.

This is the liner they wrote. They wrote, a delicious breakfast in the Bobby Bone show, a balanced way to start your day at Clarksville High School. And Amy goes, this is stupid. I'm not reading this. Wow. Did I say the word stupid? Yes.

I did. Or dumb. Well, either way, I, listen, because let me see. Let me see. What? Awesome. I will say them. I sent Ray a note while it's happening.

It's like, save this, save this. Save this. I will say, I learn from the best. I listened to Bobby Dooliners for, you know, 12 years now. Yes, I did feel ridiculous saying a delicious breakfast in the Bobby Bone show, a balanced way to start your day cards in the law school. I was like, no, I'm not saying that. That's pretty dumb.

I wouldn't have said it either. See? Based to me pages, and I'm like, this is ridiculous. I won't do a commercial. I won't do a liner, but I don't really feel like I would say it. Right, because I'm like, who talks like that? Ugh, right? I know.

Ugh. You're crazy. So, yeah. I decided not. to do it. Yeah, she did. And I'll diva it sometimes. I'm just like, I don't say that in real live. I'm not saying it on the radio. We don't say things here if we don't say it there. But Amy sometimes just go along, but she wasn't saying ugh, man. She just wasn't, she wasn't having, I haven't explained it to her. Again, this is a clip of her this morning. Here you go.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Must be a thing. Ugh. Another morning at. No, like, ugh. No. That's got an H. It doesn't have an H. That's it. That's, ugh. Same thing. No, I don't, I don't know. I thought it was like their mascot or something.

I don't know. So she quit. That's it. So I went and ran the rest of it. You guys sound chirpy in the morning. No. That's, we're grinding at that moment. We're over here telling jokes in the studio.

Oh, yeah, you guys are running and slapped you under the butt. Maybe I're letting there for an hour. Don't let my attitude confuse you. I'm just in work mode. That's right. I get you. Anyway, I was happy to see you just kind of commit to who you are, you know? That's all we can be is our best to us.

I hope everyone's enjoying their delicious breakfast. right now. A balanced? Because we are a balanced way to start your day. The Bobby Bonn's show. That's funny. I always love it when

Lunchbox sends me articles because they're always kind of a backhanded. Like, hey, he sends me this. Scientists reveal the most common answers why men struggle to find a girlfriend. Oh, and it's scientific. Yeah.

He was like, hey, this is from science, man. This I help me out. You want to hear of top five? Yeah. You can tell me which one of these that I fall into. Number five is, Poor flirting skills.

Why would you laugh like that? Because I'm trying to. Stop. I'm trying to think. Like, give me an example of you flirting. I don't know. I know. That's why I'm like, gosh, have I ever seen Bobby flirt?

I don't know. I mean, sometimes you tell jokes. I can tell when you're in like, joke mode, but does he really flurting? Jokes. Jokes must be his flirting. What are you trying to say, Eddie? I like your two-handed handshake.

Yeah. I haven't done that in a while. No, I know. That's so. And now you guys call me on it, so it's tough. I love that one, though. Hi, I'm Bobby. And then you do the two.

Right hand, left hand, and squeeze. I can't do that anymore, though, because you guys, like, that's, shut up. Okay, wait, so five is flirting. I mean, what was it? Does he fall into that, Amy? Poor flirting skills. Yeah. Yeah.

This is article. I mean, I don't really know your game because it's like, you've never, we've never, we've never flirted. We've never flirted, so I don't know. Because I don't know, like, your girl. We may be able to ask one of them like, how did he, how did he get you? Text message. That's so rude. That's a good question.

How did he flirt with you? I bet it was like, well, he made me laugh, you know? I don't know. He touched my hand with both of his hands. He said, hi, I'm Bobby. Okay, number four. Number four, recently broke up. No.

Yeah, I've been out of relationship for eight months, seven, eight months. Number three, low self-esteem or confidence. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's a fine line. Go ahead. I'm talking about with women. With women?

Yeah. You fall into that category. Low confidence. I wonder why. I don't know. I should have more, huh? I mean, I have to have some really great. I'm only a few.

I don't know. Okay, that's there. The next one is, what are way? Number two, awkwardness. Social awkward. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Socially awkward, for sure. For sure.

So you all these so far? Wow. That's the one of the top five. So what is it? What does the scientists say if you hit every category? Because we got one left. You yell bingo. You win.

Nothing. Yeah, so there's that one. Okay. And then, um, social awkward, recently broke up. Poor flirty.

No, I didn't hit recently broke up. Maybe said that was eight. Oh, yeah, that's right. Sorry. Yeah. You're clear in that. No, no, that's not.

That's not. Definitely not the problem. I mean. There's a, like, an ocean full. Ocean full of women. Why don't I find them? I don't know. Maybe because of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

That list. Well, thank you, Lutzbox, for your, for your note over here. Another one is poor looks. Rude. That's so rude. Scientists. It's written in there. Let's started to add his own to this.

With a crayon. That's scientist revealing one. Hey, Raymond, it's walking. Hey Raymond, why do you think I can't find a girlfriend? You're just way too busy. Is that okay? That's fair. You honestly are. You've got to take a good solid weekend after weekend

after weekend. Go on dates where you're busy all weekend. That's your problem. That's when I met my girl on the weekend. When did you meet your people meet their wives? On the weekend. I bet. That's a lot of people. That's a good. That's a good theory. Hey, what's happening guys? You know, you're on your phone. You're always tinking

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Best Fiends, and you can be part of the club. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. This just seems so cold and wrong, but Bronco's fan. Fans have started a GoFundMe page to raise enough money to buy out the current quarterback's contract. Well, let's be real for a second. That's so rude. Well, he was drafted in the first round last year. Yeah, he's not played that well.

And then they also have another two quarterbacks that are playing better. It's unfair. What if they raise enough? I mean, could that really happen? No way. It's never happened. They're not going to. But, yeah, they're being haters a little bit.

I'm like, ow. That just seems so wrong. Yeah, they were booing them. guy. You need to lift them up and give them confidence so they can go out there and play. Oh, they play better that way? Yeah. That's when you cheer? If you bring someone down, how, I mean... You talk about Paxton Lynch? Is there a name on there? Yeah. Paxon Lynch, yeah.

They want to find someone back like when they had Peyton Manning. Yeah, everyone does. That's kind of hard. Yeah, what else? Well, Bobby, you took over for Peyton Manning. Tonight. Yeah. Yeah, and last year. It's right for Dollar General. Good job, Vones. Yeah, what else? Okay, so a 14-year-old is running for governor in Vermont. His name is Ethan.

He's too young to vote, but there's like, like, their law doesn't keep him from running at age 14. I decided to run for governor after I saw the failure by so many in politics to work for their constituents instead of working for lobbyists and corporations. I felt like there was a new generation of leadership that could be doing a better job in our state. Look at him at 14. Would you? Yeah. I just want to vote for anybody else. I don't like, the politics to me,

everybody's so having to just owe people to give them money. We're all just in lobbyists. Nothing's real anymore. I vote for a dog. Oh, wow. Sometimes cats get voted mayor and stuff. Yeah, I vote for.

I don't even know how that happens, but it does. McDonald's has started testing a new French toast McGrittle. So the normal one comes with like mini pancakes as the buns with some sausage. But this one is going to have baking. and sausage plus eggs and cheese and it'll be between two pieces of French toast. Oh, the French toast is interesting.

Yeah. I'm into French toast. Yeah, me too. I don't need it a lot, but it's interesting. I was reading this story of speaking of food about Buffalo Wild Wings and they're going to have probably gambling at their restaurant. What is it? I love that. Huh? So, even in states where gambling is not legal? Well, the U.S. Supreme Court opened the doors for sports betting across the country now.

Oh. Buffalo Wild Wings is already looking into putting it in their restaurants. I think it happened in the next six months. and so it'll still stay kit-friendly. Okay. Yeah, you can't gamble and hang out with your kids? Not much. And he's like, I do it all the time.

Not much will really change since you can't, you know, go up to the machine and get money in. I just feel like it is it going to make people more competitive, like, is there going to be like fights because drinking and gambling? There's already drinking in games. People get kicked out. Ray got kicked out of some thing recently I saw on Instagram. Ray did you get Raymondar audio producer on the glass room?

Did you get kicked out of somewhere? Yeah, I got kicked out of somewhere. kicked out in Las Vegas, the link sports book. I can't go back to I don't think for the rest of the year. Why? I ended up I was yelling at the TV and I had multiple complaints. One security guy came over. He wasn't big enough so they brought over another guy.

Oh, it wasn't big enough. You're a little squirt. That's dead serious and they ended up taking me out of there and they said you're never welcome back here and we have your picture. I believe that they monitor faces. Yeah, no, I think that's been proven. Yeah. They have that technology. I don't think that's a faith thing. I think that's actually they've shown us on 2020. Yeah, and Facebook.

Yeah. It was like Ocean's 11. Hey, Ray, be good, dude. Yeah, I know. I just got way too into a bet. Had bases loaded with one out and I couldn't score her on, man. The problem is, is if you get in trouble, like, you could get in trouble from the show. That was a legal thing.

That wasn't a show thing. I wasn't giving the show a bad name. It was just me and the sports book. That was the issue. But didn't some old lady yell at you? She did. As I was out the door and I'll respect her for her. She said, get a life.

She said, get a life. That's funny. Ray, just be good, Ray. You're the one I worry about. about because you're very important, but sometimes you drink too much and you fight or you tweet bad stuff. I know, I was putting down a Coors Light every time they got a guy on base, they loaded the bases.

Oh. So I need to put down four Coors' Lights. Okay, buddy. Thank you, Raymondo. It's a lot of three-based. He's a drinker, man. He added an extra one. Just don't get kicked off the show, everybody. Your tweets, you're how you... Wait, what gets us kicked off?

Anything. Anything. Give us an example of a tweet. What are Ray's bad as tweets you're talking about? It doesn't matter. I've had to reach up to Ray though and be like, take that down, dude, because there's nudity. No, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. He just drinks.

Speaking of the show, I have to design a new studio for the show, for this show. Oh, you want some input? I do not. But what I want to build it as, I want to build like a late-night TV studio set. It's been my dream forever. That'd be cool. So that's kind of the goal right now. That's cool.

So I want to have the desk and here's what other basically be. Amy will be like, eh, Ed McMahon's too old of a reference. What about Conan and Andy Richter? Okay, fair enough. So you'd be like Andy Richter. In lunchbox, you'd be like Paul Schaefer. Okay. You'd have your spot over there.

Whoa, wait. Amy would be here. Okay. It'd be a big desk. And then everybody else would be it. Who knows? Can I be the announcer guy, the one that's on the podium? You stand over by the podium?

Yeah, yeah. Wait, so I'm going to be across the room? Dude, it's like 10 feet. But you're going to be playing the piano. Yeah. It's this same side. I mean, it can't be too far. Yeah, yeah.

We can, like, touch each other from everywhere. But we're all going to be in the same room. Yeah, I don't know. I worried about that a little bit. You got to get your own parking spot. That's true. Get your own room. Next thing you know, we're gone.

We're behind a glass wall. Or a brick wall. He's just trying to keep germs away. Now we're talking. I didn't know about that. That's a good idea now. What are you doing today, Amy? Working out with my friend Gracie at the house and then just getting work done before the kids get home from school and then do dinner, do bath.

You took Gracie Mochler, Steve Mochler's wife? Yes. She's still pregnant? Yeah. She's still pregnant? No, the baby's not due till the later. Like, way. Later today?

No. Like, several, several months. Oh, is that how it works? Like, her baby showers, like, in November, which she'll be more further along then. But, yeah, we're working out. Do you have to modify some of our moves now? She's pregnant? Dang it.

Man, it's rough. Poor are you. I'm like, okay, fine. What are you doing? I am hosting an event tonight for Dollar General. I'm doing comedy. Oh, yeah. Have you done that before?

I feel like. That's a corporate event. Yeah. So they had Peyton Manning for a long time. Oh, oh. Then they switched it up. And now you're feeling in? No, I'm not filling in.

They're bringing me back again. Yeah, because I was going to say, didn't you do it last year? I did. And they thought it was funny enough for you're going to. What happened to Peyton Manning? I think they just decided to move up. It wasn't funny anymore. It got the ax.

Like, what would Peyton Manning do? Would he just talk? Yeah, he's funny. No, I mean, yeah. Come on. He's funny in commercials because people write that for. But Peyton is famous. So there's a difference. You can go out there and be super famous and talk,

Or you can be me and have to struggle and actually be, you know, you can be famous and people are like, oh, I just appreciate you being here. You can be me not famous and make them appreciate, hopefully. Yeah, I see that. It's a little easier for Peyton Mannion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I go, I tell jokes. I do a monologue. Then I come back in the middle of it and do more jokes.

And then a lot of it's material I wrote just for Dollar General. Like specifically for them? Some of it is, yeah. A lot of it is, yeah. About them? Yeah, it's a corporate gig. Is Dollar General the place where things are really a dollar or they're not really a dollar? No, nothing's really like that anymore.

No, I thought Dollar Tree was. It's just a name. No, general. Like, generally everything's a dollar. Yeah. No. I like the Dollar General right by my house. Do you?

I do. I head it up. Okay. It's very convenient. That's what I'm doing tonight. It's not a commercial. I'm just trying to tell you what I was doing tonight. No.

It's for, it's for people that, what I think, it's for people that have worked super hard and they get invited to this big corporate event. Oh. And they give out awards online. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So.

Pay the bills. It does? Oh, yeah. You can start getting corporate gigs. How do you get those? And corporations, hit me up. I'm available. That's not how it really works.

Lunchbox is like, call me. That's what I'm doing. So if I'm grumpy tomorrow, what's a difference? Yeah, what's the difference? Same old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same mode. What's a difference?

I will see you guys. I listen to the Maddie and Tay Bobbycast. Just search Bobbycast. Wherever you listen to podcasts, I did an hour with Maddie and Tay, just hanging that at the house. I like them. Yeah, they're good people. Yeah. Yeah, I did tell one over and you know who's going to be in this week is John Party over at the house.

Oh, really? John Party's coming over, yeah. Love him. So it's like you really get to know the artist more so than we have time for here on the regular radio. I'm curious to see more about him, like deeper look inside. Oh, we're doing the show naked. No, that's not what I mean. All right.

I will see you tomorrow. Never one. What's up. Oh, boy, I got awkward. Have a good night. Bye. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show.

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