The Bobby Bones Show - The Return Of 'Lunchbox vs. Ladies In NFL Trivia'! + Crazy Hearing Test Challenge + Annoying Celebrity Draft

Episode Date: September 28, 2020

Lunchbox says no woman can beat him in NFL Trivia…so he takes on a worthy opponent who says she can! We take a hearing test to find out how old our ears are. You can take it too and see how you compare to us! Plus, we also draft celebrities that we find annoying! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And so he bought a leaf blower, which I thought was an interesting move. Yeah. And he spent a hundred bucks on the leaf blower. You split it with them. Correct. So you each paid 50. Correct. But his pay was 50.

Yep. So he's back to even. Yep. Yeah, that was the cost of starting the business. You know, there's a whole lesson behind starting a business and you're going to get paid this much, but you're going to have to need equipment, so you're probably not going to make money off the first job. That's just paying back to your equipment.

He's like, I'm not happy about it, dad, but I get it. I understand that. And okay. And now, check this out, bones. He did the job, right? And he was like, man, it was rough. It was not easy.

There's a lot of little leaves that the blower can't get. And it's kind of just a pain. So he's like, I'm thinking about hiring the little ones, paying them $5 each to help me pick up the little ones. I'm like, now you're talking, son. It's pretty smart. Yeah. That's pretty funny, huh?

Business plan, yeah. I have that. Let's see. Oh, Amy got me a gift. Do you have it with you? Oh, shoot. I forgot it. She sent me a note last night saying, hey, I brought you a gift. I did. And it arrived. Sorry, I left the house in a hurry today. But I will remember it tomorrow.

It's your watchwinder. Oh, now that I'm a watch guy. Yeah, no, that you're a watch guy. Except for when it came in the mail, my... Oh, you're weirdness. Oh, where is it? I don't forget. Oh, I thought you're a watch guy now.

Watch guy sometimes came, it gets to be a watch guy. So what does it do? It winds your watch for you. Like it keeps it moving when you're not wearing it. But when my husband, he's the one that actually opened it up. I just ordered on Amazon. He opened it up. He goes, oh, because he has a watchwinder.

He's like, oh, did you give me a new watchwinder? And I was like, oh, no, that's for Bobby. Which is awkward for a second. And then he said, and then he was like, I got Bobby a watchwinder two years ago or something for either Christmas or birthday. I don't know. Is last time you became watch guy? Oh no. You've been a watch guy before? Oh, no. And so

I was like, well, you know, he moved. You know, stuff gets lost. Have I tried to be a watch guy already? I think so. I don't know. I don't even know why he bought you. There had to be a reason why he got that for you. I probably didn't know what that was. I don't remember you being a watch guy. I don't either. I'm not saying I haven't been. No, I think you were because I was given

a watch that you bought and then you never used it so you gave it to me for our Christmas gift one year. Well, maybe you weren't ready to be watched guy yet. I'm ready now. Did he give you the winder too? Because maybe that's where that went. I don't know I've never worn it.

Okay, well, I have your new one, wander. Winder thing. Here's a voicemail from Lynn Lee in Texas. Hey guys, I was going to leave this message for Amy. I'm listening to the Four Things podcast. I love it. It's amazing. I just heard the commercial for a certain adult thing.

It sounds like it's Kelly from the Velvet Edge promoting it. It's called Plus One. but it is definitely not the little therapy gun that y'all are talking about. It's not their one. Love y'all's show. Keep up the positivity. And I will see you soon. How are there vibrator commercials on your podcast?

I like to really have no idea because when you file it under what kind of content should filter through, it's family-friendly. Like there's certain categories that shouldn't just slip under the radar. But occasionally, I don't know, there's some commercial for sex doll not too long ago. I don't know if. I mean, it was a podcast about a sex doll. I don't know. Let's do it. But here's the thing. We researched it. And then the data people or whoever look at it came back and said, no, no, no, no, it had to be Thergun. No way that happened. And then after we talked about it on the post show pre-show, my podcast email started blowing up with like, hey, I was listening to the post show pre-show on the Bobby Bone show. And FYI, no, no, no. There really is a commercial. And I'm like, how are people not catching this? And this is stuff I have. zero control over. So what are we doing? Because it can't happen.

I know. I don't know. I've sent another email this morning to some people. Mike, Mike, are you handling this? Somebody else. It's funny because, yeah, I don't know. I could see where some moms are used to listening to my,

or it's not that kids should listen to the content necessarily, that it's for all kinds of people. But you should feel comfortable if you have. have it on and your kids are in the background. Yeah, I agree. So that's that. Speaking of podcast, Caroline Hobby is on, who hosts Get Real with Caroline Hobby. Caroline, how are you today? Hey, awesome. How are you doing? We're doing pretty good. What's on your podcast? I have April Tomlin on today who is probably one of the top interior designers in the country, but for sure in Nashville. She is so incredible.

And so what do you talk about? Well, I really loved this conversation with her today because though she like makes such incredible, the homes look so incredible, she has such a great philosophy for life. She has an all-female staff. She talks about how boundaries have become super important to her. She's a mom of two and having a thriving business, having she's put in boundaries so she can take care of being a mom the way she wants to. and she offers like personal hours to her employees so they don't have to feel guilty for going to their child's games or for doing extra stuff that you have to do as a woman and that you sometimes feel guilty about because you want to have a big job and a lot of times with a big job it like makes you sacrifice your family life but she won't do any of that and so she's made this whole environment for women to feel like they can be great moms and also incredible interior designers which I just think is so revolutionary.

Check out. Get Real with Caroline Hobby. Caroline, if there was a podcast, if there was a commercial for a vibrator on your podcast, how would you feel? Wait, if there was a commercial for, what did you say? A vibrator? A vibrator? Oh, she couldn't hear what we were talking about before she came on. Amy had one on hers. I thought that's what you said.

I just wanted to check and make sure. Well, Amy randomly and uncharacteristically on hers, there was a commercial for a vibrator. And she was like, well. Hey, I'm all about it. Well, I mean, it's not what you might be. It's just that some parents, some moms listen to my podcast a lot and they feel comfortable with it. Even though the content isn't for their kids, they know that they can play it and their kids will be on there. And so it's just I try to filter through certain things. And I censor myself of what I'll talk about just because of that in mind. And I just had gotten some emails that some parents had their kids present. And then a vibrator commercial came on and they were a little taken aback. And Rightfully so. So anyway, it was just a thing. Well, no, I was asking, I was just asking if you would be okay with one entering on your podcast. Because, again, we're all playing to different demos.

Like, mine's a, the Bobbycast is a straight music podcast. We're talking about music, with people who do music. We're just music, music, right? And so, right. A vibrator probably wouldn't work on mine. Amy's. Well, I'm telling you, I think a vibrator would probably work on mine. I'm talking a lot of moms.

You've been married for a long time. You've got to get stuff going on, you know? Like, why not? Oh, I don't know. But I'm just, yeah, we're just saying, would you feel comfortable with it based on your audience? Like, if they would feel comfortable, if they listen with their kids present or not. It's just content. I do think so.

I think it'll be about the way you phrase it probably, how you portray this vibrator in the commercial. But, I mean, yeah, I think so. Well, I personally have not heard the commercial that is airing inside my podcast that also happens to be read by one of my really good friends. So that part just gets even more awkward because, Kelly, Kelly's the one doing it, and now I got to call Kelly and be like, Kelly, get off my podcast with your five-breaker. Well, it makes perfect sense for Kelly's podcast. Oh, for sure. Like her, yeah, I get it with her, everything she talks about.

It's right in line. Her just probably doing it while they're going. Yeah. She's not. Shut up. No, I said her audience. Oh, I thought you're on. Oh, which, the guests that Caroline had on, at my house, anytime I'm videoing something in my living room,

people see these picture frames in my living room. And it's the number one question I get about my house. And I'm always like, oh, I didn't come up with those. April Tomlin did. It was her design so you can custom make. And it was all April's doing. She really is awesome. And she did your house, before you move, she did a lot of your house too, didn't she?

Yeah, I just transferred everything over. I didn't buy anything new, really. I just, she did such a good job. Yeah. You can kind of move over. Exactly. Amen. Totally.

Totally. Totally. He's the best. All right. Thank you, Caroline. Everybody check out. Get Real with Caroline Hobby. Everything going okay?

How was your weekend? My weekend was so awesome. It was, well, yeah, it was great. We just kind of have a ball pit in the back yard. You know, we're just in Kidville all the time. There's just toys everywhere. Babies running around. It's just good times, great time.

You have one. Are you thinking about having another? You know, I, I would love to have another. I feel like with the whole fertility situation, Michael and I, we tried for like a year to get pregnant and we went through some miscarriages. And it was a very emotional journey and the whole process is emotional. So with this, with opening up to having baby number two, I'm just completely letting it go. And if it happens and we're blessed with another baby, I'll be so thankful.

And if not, I'll be so thankful. So I'm just kind of not putting any pressure on it because I don't want to feel sad if it doesn't happen. By the way, Caroline was in Nashville's 25 most interesting people. Fascinating. And I did a shout out to you, Bobby. I saw that. I posted it on my Instagram story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I felt super honored to be included in that. I was like, are they sure that they want to put me in here? But thank you. Here's why she's so interesting, right? Caroline Hobby has been an artist in the band Stealing Angels. That's right. So then she does that. She then goes and works at a record label.

She then goes on Amazing Race multiple times. She then has a podcast. I mean, you're a pretty fascinating person. I think they were right on. Hey, thanks. I appreciate it. You know, I view it as this like I've just been like sort of rolling my way into one career to the next. Nothing has ever really been thought out that far ahead.

I just keep moving forward. But when you look back on it, I guess it does create a interesting history. check it out Caroline Hobby and her podcast Get Real. All right, thank you, Caroline.

Hey, thank you. Bye. Bye, girl. I'm so irritated. Why? I just got... They were supposed to... I ordered these two couches

and by the way this stuff takes like 12 weeks anyway. From this place called West Elm here in town and they brought one couch and one headboard. I didn't order a headboard.

Oh, whoops. Got a mix up. Well, so they left the couch took the headboard, so we're bringing the couch. Now I just got a note going confirmation, your couch will be delivered between November 30th and December 14th. That's bull crap.

I know. Between this and the garbage peloton is doing to me right now, where a month ago they left a broken treadmill in my little workout space. But you still haven't even complaining about it on air? Not all the parts that nobody's come to fix it. But how are they doing with Corona and all that, though? Are they fully employed? Maybe they're not.

Maybe they're struggling. Well, that's why it took two months to get to me and I was fine. It took a long time to order to get all this. stuff, even the treadmill. I think Peloton's stock went up because everyone was working out at home and they wanted to order stuff. But then fix it, they brought it, I haven't, they forgot one part,

they never brought me the one part and they haven't put it together. Yeah. So I mean, extreme champagne problems. However, the couch thing sucks. I guess now's not a good time to tell you that my kitchen table just got delivered while we're talking. Don't get me started.

But. Don't get me started on you. No, but I will say I waited about two and a half, almost three months for it. But I already waited three months for this. Now I've got to wait three more. I know. That's why I hesitated to tell you that it just got installed and looks so cute. Well, that happened to me with Pizza Hut this weekend. I ordered three pizzas. They got two of them wrong and they forgot my chicken wings. Oh, yeah. Eddie, you're not relatable.

Okay. Okay. Just saying. Out of all of us, I think Eddie might be just the most relatable with that statement. I'm just so annoyed. All right. That's all right. Breathe. 478. What's 4.7.8? Breathe in for 4. How many times I'm going to stab? What? Oh, wow. Breathe in for 4. Hold for 7. Breathe out for 8.

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Still can't. So, we have one ready to go. We think it's going to be ready to go. It knows a lot about sports. She says she knows a lot about sports. So we'll do that later on today. I do want to start with this segment, though, because it's a new week. Let's get it started off right.

This is called Spill the Tea. Let's Spill the Tea. This is a gossip segment. where someone on the show comes and rats somebody else on the show out. And the person that we'll be doing the ratting is Eddie. Yeah, it's so much fun. I love it. Eddie, who would you like to spill the tea on?

Well, of course. I have some information on someone in the show that's not very good. Nice. And that's lunchbox. Oh, what? So about a month ago. You know that spilt the tea is always either lunchbox on Eddie or Eddie on lunchbox. I mean, like, every thought.

I don't know what he's got. You do it too. Yeah, you do it too. All he does is, I don't know, you're 60% of this bit. I feel like this bit was just made for us. Okay, go ahead. Spill the tea. So about a month ago, we had a caller call in and say she was training for a marathon

to raise some money for, I believe, the leukemia and lymphoma society. We all committed money and sent it to her. Correct. The leukemia and what? Lymphomia? Is that not right? It's one of those. Lymphoma.

And, Bobby, you said you had. donate money. Amy, you said you would. And then I was like, all right, I'll donate to. And then Lunchbox said, all right, I'll donate to. Guys, I checked her GoFundMe or her fundraising sheet. Lunchbox has still not paid. How much did Lunchbox commit to this? $50. How much have you paid lunchbox? I don't know what you guys are talking about. You remember the call. We paid. Yeah, we all paid. I really don't remember you guys talking about this. I don't know what you guys are talking about. What do you mean you guys? You were in the room. Well, that's what I'm saying. I don't even know what he's talking about. Like, what do you? I don't remember.

woman who was running a race. Yes. And she was on for a game or something. And I was like, oh yeah. She was like, I'm raising money. Yeah, we sent her some Pimp and Joy stuff. Bobby donated. I matched his. Then Eddie said, okay, I'll do 50. And then you're like, okay, fine, I'll do 50. Pull the tape. Maybe I, I mean, I must have then. I mean, that's, I probably gave into that peer pressure. But we all paid like that day, you know, like it was all there. And then lunchbox crickets. I mean, I have it here. Nikki and Buffalo says she listens to us. on podcast as she runs. That's how it came up.

She said that she listens to me talking 1.5 speed and so now she talks fast because of it and she's going to run a half marathon. She was trying to raise $2,100. So I put $100 in, Amy matched me, Eddie throws in 50 and then lunchbox comes in and goes

lunchbox for 50. Total of 500 bucks. We don't have it. My bad. Do you need to hear the tape in order to reconfirm? I mean, I feel like you guys could be just making this up to make me pay $50 or something. No, no, no, no.

We can grab you the tape off the air. But there you go. He's acting like this has never happened. Like, we all remember it. He never pays anything. And then we have to put him in an arm bar. And I hate to do that to your lunchbox and spill the tea. You don't.

I just feel like that was just... You know, you're smiling ear to ear. I love it. You went looking for it. That was kind of fun, yeah. All right. That was, let's spill the tea. It's the good news countdown.

Counting down the biggest good news stories across the land. All right, got five quick hit, good news stories that you're going to love. Up first. Number five. A woman in the UK just put up her full Christmas light display to lift people's spirits. She says she doesn't care if it's late September, early October, and she put a tree up too. Where do you fall on this right now? I mean, I'm probably going to wait until Thanksgiving to get to that, but it's fine with me.

I'm all about it coming sooner. I told Kaylin she could go as early as now if she wanted to. I want to enjoy fall, and then I'll get there. Number four. Rapper 50 Cent decided to pay a visit to employees at a Burger King area, Queens, and gift them with a surprise, totally more than $30,000 in cash. Here he is surprising them. That's awesome. So cool.

That's how weeded react. Someone came in here and gave us that. Holy. Number three. A family with a farm in North Dakota. They were in real trouble after the dad had a heart attack and could not harvest his crops. So dozens of farmers from all over showed up and did it for him. A family friend named Jenna Bendy helped organize it.

Here's her talking about it. Everybody knows Leon Jones and other good people and good in community and just kind of the farming way of life too. You help your neighbor out when they need it and don't expect anything in return. Number two. Tristan Keller is an accomplished athlete at Mason High School in Texas. She plays basketball, she's on the track team, and she recently made history by getting into the starting lineup on the school's football team. Tristan made the most of her time making two tackles, including one on her very first play,

and she'll continue her athletic career as she has recently accepted a scholarship at Abilene Christian University. It doesn't say for what sport, I would assume basketball. because if she's just now starting for the first time, but that's still a great story there. And here we go. Number one. The biggest good news story of the week, a few months ago, a guy at Virginia bought lunch for his town's entire police force

just to say thanks. All 130 cops, secretaries, and custodians. But even then, he did not feel like that was enough. So this month, he did the same thing for the entire fire department. That was the good news countdown. Okay, here we go, friends. Let's play the hardest game that we play on this show. It's called Never Gonna Get It.

This is a really tough question. However, Morgan No. 2's been dominating and winning cash. Yeah. So up for grabs is $20 in cash to one of you guys. And I'll give $20 to the winner here. And if you win, I'll give you a $100 Walmart gift card. A little extra bonus on this one. This is Sydney in Arizona.

Hey, Sydney, how are you? Hi, I'm good, how are you? Really good? Have you heard Never going to get it before? Well, of course, because I listen every single morning. Thank you very much. You have a chance to win 20 bucks in cash and a $100 Walmart gift card, okay?

I could use that for my costume for sure. Absolutely. Now I'm going to feel guilty if she doesn't win, but I can't, my personal integrity cannot give her a prize if she doesn't win. Okay. I understand. Here we go. I'm going to ask the question first. You can pick your person after. Here we go. You're more likely to have this problem on Monday than any other day of the week. What is it? You're more than likely to have this problem on Monday than any other day of the week.

What is it? So, your options are Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan, or Raimundo. If they win, you win. What do you got? I got to pick Amy. Okay, fan favorite, Amy. Okay. It's a lot of pressure. Here's your question in Never Gonna Get It. You're more likely to have this problem on Monday than any other day of the week. What's the problem?

Now, Sydney's on in Arizona. Sydney, where in Arizona are you? I'm in Tucson. Love it there. Okay, here we go, guys. Amy, your answer is? Getting gas. Lunchbox?

Over sleeping. You're more likely to have this problem on Monday than, any other day of the week. Eddie. Waking up on time. Ooh. Both are you guys? No.

Morgan, you nailed the last one. What's this one? I'm on the same page as lunchbox and Eddie, but I'm going to go hitting snooze. Ramundo? I went to gas route running out of gas. Okay, you guys are saying the same thing, but the different...

Running out. How about running out of gas? Maybe your car is low on gas. Flaking up. Buying gas. The answer is losing or misplacing your keys. But I am going to give this to

Sidney anyway. I thought about it. She's a teacher. She deserves me to give her this. Sidney, I'm going to give you a $100 Walmart gift card even though you lost, okay? Oh my God, thank you so much. Let me say this. Walmart photo invites you to stay connected to the ones you love by making beautiful prints, photo books, and wall art from your favorite photos

taken during your time spent at home. 100 bucks. I can't. She's going to use it for a school. you can't. Do you commit to using at least 50% of this for school, Sydney? I will use 100% for school. And what do you teach? I teach art and music to kindergarten through fifth grade. Cool. Wow. That's a pretty wide range of ages there, kindergarten through fifth grade. What kind of music do you teach? Do you teach the Baroque period? Not really. We do a little bit of history, but mostly they get to do instruments. We do a lot of percussion.

Is Baroque a period? It's a period of art. Ah. Okay. remembered that word from back in the day. Dummy. Sidney, thank you very much. You went 100 bucks. How do you feel? Oh, I feel wonderful, mostly because I get to talk to you guys. Oh, well, thank you very much. All right, Sydney, have a great day. Stay on the line, okay? Thank you. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's 32nd skinny. Some baby news in country music this weekend. Florida Georgia lines Tyler Hubbard and wife Haley welcomed their third child

on September 24th. His name is Atlas Roy Hubbard. and his middle name honors Tyler's father, who passed away when Tyler was 20 years old. Lanko's front man, Brandon Lancaster, and his wife, Tiffany, welcomed their first child together on Saturday. Her name is Elora Vell Lancaster. Brantley Gilbert is sharing a deluxe edition

of his Fire and Brimstone album. It will feature two new songs and drops this Friday. I'm Morgan number two. That's Your Skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. There's a dog named Emma Zinn, just four months old when firefighters had to rescue her because of the wildfire.

Now, she was adopted by a lady named Debra Joe. And Debra Joe was like, man, this dog's already been through a lot. So she decided to start donating special pet oxygen masks to fire departments to help protect animals in her community. Debra Joe started with giving 17 masks to the fire department in Anahm, California, but new other fire stations could benefit from this as well. So she started Emma Zinn Foundation and has been giving them out ever since. many donations, over 7,500 pet oxygen masks. That's crazy.

And the thing about these masks, because sometimes we see them in the news and we're like, oh, look at that, that's cute. This isn't a priority for people that are saving animals like firefighters. They have to buy real human equipment first. And if there's a surplus, then they can buy a dog mask, but often there isn't a surplus. So she's actually provided these for a lot of places that didn't have them at all. Isn't that great?

Love it. So a big shout out to Deborah Joe and the Emma Zen Foundation. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Lobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes us from Winter Haven, Florida.

A 46-year-old man was at the McDonald's. He ate his meal and he realized, man, I don't have money for a cab home. I'd just spend all my money on McDonald's. So he called 911 and said he found a dead body. Police arrived and there was no dead body, but he was sitting there and he goes, actually, there's no dead body. Can I get a ride home? And they gave him a ride to jail.

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Eddie sent me a text last night. He said, hey, if you need anyone's life saved on the show, I got you. Apparently he had to get tested in what? CPR on first aid? So now you're certified, my friend. Yes, not tested. And how did you, why and how? So ever since we got the foster kids, we've had to be certified for CPR and first aid.

Guys, I've been doing this pretty much my whole life. I was a lifeguard for many years. So when the foster thing came up, I was like, I got this, no problem. I've taken two classes, been certified the last two years. So have no fear. Anything happens in this studio? I got you all. Okay, we pulled some questions.

Here's a CPR test. Oh, man, this is not good. I'm not good with the numbers. I'm not good with the numbers, like, exactly how many compressions and stuff like that. I know how to compresses, but... Chest compressions should be started within blank of recognition of cardiac arrest. How many seconds? What do you mean?

If someone has cardiac... If somebody has cardiac arrest, goes into cardiac arrest. Chest compression should be started within how many seconds? 60. 10. There's one dead buddy. It's not good. I thought it was a minute.

Because they always say, call 911, hey guys, get help. And then you start compression. Eddie, you find an adult who's unresponsive and not breathing. Yes. The scene is safe. What's your next step? Is it, A, check for pulse.

B, activate the emergency response system. Or C, start CPR. Okay, my first guess was call 911, and that's not one of them. You find an adult who's unresponsive and not breathing You can Check for the pulse Activate the emergency response system Or start CPR

Let's go with A Let's go with A Because we don't want to get ahead of ourselves Check the pulse That would be incorrect Oh my gosh We got two friends dead now This is not good

It's activate the emergency response system You get a call activate however you do it That's when you go Guys get help How you did on the first question Got it got it I'll remember that Let's see.

In order to assess for a pulse and a victim who's an adult, you would assess the blank. The carotid poil. I don't know, dude, you'll get to that. I mean, you can't read it. I probably not going to get this. Carrotid pulse. Do you know what that is? No.

Okay. That one's dead too. Tell me what it is. Anyway, you suck at this. Dang, dude. So what would happen right now if I passed out? What would you do? Well, first I would.

assess the scene, you know, make sure that everything's clear. And then I would, in less than 10 seconds, I got to start compressing. Yeah, did you activate the emergency system though by calling 911? I would have lunchbox do that. Okay. All right. Hey, by the way, speaking of lunchbox earlier, we, by the way, I think it's great. You're certified Eddie. Thank you. It sounds like a real legit class. It sounds like when you get a pet that's a therapy dog, when you just trying to trick people to get on the airplane. That's why that feels like this is for Eddie. I wasn't expecting the test, man. But that's what happens in life.

But you just got certified, right? Yes, last night. It's not good. Earlier in the show, Eddie told us that Lunchbox still hasn't paid this listener who called and said, hey, I'm running this race for charity. We're like, we'd love to help. We all volunteered to give money. We paid except for him.

And the Lunchbox starts claiming he didn't remember. And maybe it wasn't real. We have found the tape. Oh, yes. Here it is. Lunchbox? Good. Great.

You guys put a lot of pressure on people. Let me pull out the wallet here. Well, you don't give her the cash in your wallet. You'll have to, like, click a link. Look at that. I got $30, $42 in my wallet. I figure I can scrounge up $8 somewhere, any than bar at $8.

I guess I'm in for $50. Okay. Where is lunch? Okay, so. That's it. You remember that now? That's it. Now that I hear it, I'm like,

I do remember saying that. And I do remember looking in my wallet and having $32 or something like $42. So I'll get on that. I apologize to Mandy and Buffalo or whatever your name is. I apologize. Why are you talking like that? Just talk. Man, I feel bad.

I thought you guys were tricking me, but that's a bad look on me, isn't it? It is. Find him the link so you can pay that today. Okay, I'll get it to him. Don't worry, both. Let's do a Monday draft. Today we'll be drafting the most annoying celebrities. Oh, boy.

Eddie, you finished last time, so you're out. Thank you. But we're going to draft Most Annoying Celebrities. celebrities will make a team of their draft picks. Vote on the team that you think wins. Amy, you have the first pick. Who is the most annoying celebrity in your mind? I mean, I don't know so much that they're very annoying anymore,

but at the time they were, and I feel like a lot of people might agree, Paris Hilton. Ooh. You know, an interesting story about her now because she has a documentary coming out where she's like, I play that with all the character. What? That's what she says.

I haven't seen the documentary, but that's, what she says. Have you seen it, Mike? It is out? Oh, it's on YouTube. Is it good? Mike watched cuties instead. He did it. He's going, no, I did it. Mike, it's okay to watch the movie, man. It's a good movie. You should have it on your podcast, movie Mike's podcast. That's true. You should talk about cuties, yeah. All right, lunchbox, your first pick, most annoying celebrities.

It's easy. Kim Kardashian. Oh, man, what she did to you? She is annoying. Everything she does is annoying. No. Do you like Kim Kardashian? I don't, not like her. Aren't you annoyed by her though? No. You should be.

No, I think I used to be, but then now, I mean, I'm over that, and she doesn't bother me at all. Morgan number two, most annoying celebrity. I'm kind of like Amy. I guess I'm not ever annoyed, but I would say she's just kind of off the rails sometimes, and it's Lindsay Lohan. May I had her on my sheet. Oh, man. All right? Poor girl.

Ramundo, who do you draft as your most annoying? Celebrity. Got to go with Kim Kay's husband. Dang it, that's my pick. Kanye! That's a good one. That's a great pick. He stole him right in front of you. I was sitting here going nobody's going to pick Kanye. I'm going to get him. That's the draft, man. And I have to go last, so I don't really have anybody. It's up to me. You got doubles here, two picks?

Yeah, and I'm just trying to get one right now. I mean, I'm going to go Tom Cruise. It's good. So, okay. Amy, Peresilton, lunchbox, Kim Kardashian, Morgan number two, Lindsay Lohan, Ramundo, Kanye, and me, Tom Cruise. Now we go back or this way.

Who is annoying? I'm just got to pick who's going to annoy me. I'm going Amy Schumer. She just annoys me. I don't know that anyone will agree with me, but she's annoying to me. Ramundo. Very funny.

I'm going to go with Rosie O'Donnell. Just too opinionated for me. Interesting. She can be annoying. I forgot about her. Morgan number two? I actually really like her, but her voice is pretty annoying. It's Cardi B.

Or the nanny. Both could have been outskins. Fran? Yeah. Or lunch bikes? Ah, man. I'm going to go with someone that can be funny, but she can be very overwhelming and annoying.

When she gets on her soapbox, I'm going to go Chrissy Teigen. Oh. Yeah. She annoys me sometimes. It's an interesting pick. Yeah, I don't hate it. Amy.

Snucky. Oh, no, she's not annoying. She's awesome. Take that back about Snooky. Sorry. We're drafting annoying celebrities. We have one round to go. We'll go back the way we started.

Amy, you're up. Gosh, this is so hard. I don't want to be rude to people. You're not hurting their feelings. I know. She's probably not listening right now, but sometimes she's just annoying and it's Lady Gaga.

Oh, Amy, I like that. Yeah, good, because she'd be listening later. She listens in the podcast, I think. Yeah, she listens back on. Lunchbox? Oh, man, I got Kim K, Chrissy Teigen, and

I'm gonna have, man, this last pick is gonna make some people mad, but it's producer Eddie. Absolutely annoying. So annoying. Thanks for calling me a celebrity, dude. That's a good pick. Hey, you're like, I can't hate that one.

I thought he was going to say it last round, honestly. when he started going, well, they're funny sometimes. I was like, oh, boy. Morgan number two. Nice. I'm going to go with another part of the Kardashian-Gener family. I'm going to go with Chloe Kardashian. Raymundo, a little outside of the box for you guys,

but I see the commercials all the time, and now she's starting to pop up in social media. It's flow from progressive. Oh, wow. That's actually funny, right? I like her. I'm absolutely done with her. I like Flo.

Flo's cool. She makes fun, fun commercials. Flo just living her life and raised hating on her. She's playing a character too. You have no idea who she is. Making a lot of money. So I'm last, huh?

Okay, I'm going to just talk out loud then. I have Gwyneth Paltrow because she can get a little hoity-to-oity for folks. A lot, though. Madonna. Sam and I eliminate her. Ellen is possible. Yeah, that's a good one.

Kristen Stewart, Martin Zuckerberg Take them out Justin Bieber But I feel like he's been pretty good lately I know, I just haven't been good lately He has been good lately He has, I know It's been behaving

Lena Dunham is annoying I don't feel like people know her enough though In girls, is that what that was? Yeah Farah Abraham Oh, don't mess with that's team mom Kathy Griffin Oh wow, bones

That's a good one Yeah But not your pick It's either going to be Ellen or Kathy Griffin Good ones I think I'm going to just go with Ellen because she's in the news

Really? Yeah I would find Kathy Griffin more And I feel like people would vote for that one too Because anti-Ellen Yeah Listen I don't think I'm going to win this game But I'm just trying to stay in it There you go go vote

That's our draft everybody's got a team here Amy has Paris Hilton Snooki and Lady Gaga Lunchbox has Kim Kardashian Chrisie Tegan and Eddie Morgan has Lindsay Lohan Cardi B and Chloe Kardashian. Ramundo has Kanye, Rosie, and Flo

from Progressive and have Tom Cruise, Amy Schumer and Ellen. Go to Bobbybones.com and vote on the team that you draft as the most annoying celebrity team winner of the day. There you go. I have to plan dinner for tonight. And so we're going to do P.H.O.

Foe? Right. That's what I would call. FU. But it's FU. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know anything about FU. You're going to make it? No, I'm going to order it. Okay. But she's working all day today. And so I'm like, I'm going to take care of dinner. She's been sick for a while.

Caitlin has been. I'm going to take care of dinner. And so she loves foe. Fah. It's spelled P.H.O. But basically it's broth and noodles and eggs and meat, you know? Yeah, raw. And then the hot broth cooks it.

Is that what it is? Wow. It's pretty good. She loves it. I'm okay with it. But I got a plan. out dinner tonight. But I call it Fah. There's a place in town called Peace, Love, and Fah.

Remember the one in Austin? What was it? The King? King. Oh, yeah, the king. Yeah. I was always like, what is Foe King? They're the King of Foe? But you call it, say it, Fah. Got it. Oh. I don't know if it's around you more, but.

Oh, I just got it. Anyway, that's what I'm doing over here. The Babo Show. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. So my favorite country artist is George Strait. Maybe that's why I love this so much. Boot.com ranked his top five number one songs. And my favorite song isn't in there.

Amarillo that morning? Yeah. How is it not in the top five? The booth. It's 60 number one. That's strange. That's a big one. Huge.

Maybe it's such an easy pick that they thought, well, let's seem a little trendier. I already know which one I'll swap out. What would I say? You like the cowboy rides away? I mean, I like them all. I really like a lot of them. and I'll hear some options because as soon as you play one out here or another one

I'd be like oh yeah that one though too The chair? The chair is great Oceanfront property Oh come on That's great Yeah And then you got newer ones check yes or no Not my favorite

The fireman Fireman yes They call me the fireman That's my name That's a jam Okay we have a top five list from them I do number five I cross my heart

Great This could easily be number one And promise to Number four, Amy The chair This is two-step in electric cowboy Right in my blood Growing up in Arkansas

George Strait right here 1985 This one is man Number three Check yes or no Oh this is great though Yeah it's great It's great

I think it's a little too new I'd swap it out A little too shiny Number two Well, this one's newer than that, but it's one of my favorites, and it's carrying your love with me. Great, this is a great one. I like this better than check yes or no. And what do they have is number one?

All my exes live in Texas. Oh, I try to pick this one. It's a classic. This is probably my favorite, too. This is, I think, how I was introduced to George Strait with this song. This is the place I really love to be. But all my exes live in Texas Come on everybody

That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee Some folks think I've died I'm agreeing with the food There's been rumors that I've died Amarillo by morning should be in that top five But I'm okay with all my exes live in Texas An ocean from property strong contender. All right, what else you have over there?

So, there's this mom that called the police on her neighbor saying that she was throwing a rowdy pool party when really, you know, because coronavirus can't be doing that. But the party consisted of two adults, two kids, in a kiddie pool. Aw, it's a family event. Here's audio of the woman talking about what happened when the cops showed up. Our neighbor called the cops on us for a rowdy pool party five minutes later. cops roll up and we're like, wait, what? And the cops were laughing. They were like, no, we got a call about a rowdy pool party.

And we were expecting a bunch of teenagers with a real pool. Yeah, no, I'm looking at the video here. It should be ashamed of themselves. The neighbor naturally is being called Karen. Hey, real quick, Ramoendo, we still have to have Raytopia. But coronavirus has just hurt us. Understandable. That's why I haven't really said anything about it.

And now it's getting cooler. I just feel bad. We have Raytopia. We doing it post-Corona? Which is Ray's bachelor party. Well, he had a bachelor party. It's like a wedding party. But it's like a version that I will throw him.

Because I didn't want to go to Vegas. During Corona. Yeah, we still have to do that. Well, if it gets colder out, you got a hot tub. Just me and you? What I'm saying for the party. All right, all right. Amy, what else?

So Walmart is promising an all-new Black Friday experience saying that they're going to spread their traditional Black Friday savings throughout the season with way more deals available online, hopefully to avoid a rush of people coming to the store. But if you do go to the store, they'll try to have tons of workers, keep everything super safe. And in fact, they're hiring 20,000 seasonal workers right now

in case you might be looking for a job. And, yeah, they just want to make sure if you do turn to online shopping, they have plenty of people to work for them and be out and about delivering the packages to your house. All right, there you go. Is that it, Amy? Yep, I'm Amy. That's my pile.

That was Amy's podcast. of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So a 19-year-old girl, Ashley Blaine, is now taken to the skies to help her dad fight wildfires. She's been flying since she was 13, but now she's an official helicopter pilot, and she's sitting in the seat next to her dad making sure that the water in their helicopter

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So we've got a listener lined up that says she knows a lot about sports. He's going to take on lunchbox one-on-one. How you feel? I'm born ready. I mean, this is going to be embarrassing for the woman because women don't know sports. I don't agree with them, by the way. And so before you get on Twitter or Instagram saying the whole show feels that way, no, it's just him. And we acts are speaking against him.

So, but we'll do that. You're openly rooting against me. I am. Yes. Is everybody rooting against lunchbox? Absolutely. Yeah. We'll do that game coming up in a minute.

Let's go over to Amy now for the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny! So it's been confirmed that Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to star in a movie about classical music. Oh yeah, tell me more. He'll be Bach. I love it. He'll be Bach. I love it, Amy.

Johann Sebastian Bach. That was the Morning Corny. Okay. It's not that funny. Maybe the best one ever. Amy, I'm going to use that one today. Maybe the best one ever. Yeah, yeah. Don't hate me because you hate me.

Here's a voicemail that we got over the weekend. Hey, Bobby. I was just wondering if Crazy Ray the Weather Guy ever stopped by anymore. Just curious. Well, this is what happened. Ray Mundo used to have to do weather for a bunch of affiliates, but he would get on and just be obnoxious. So we had to fire him from doing the weather. But Ray, do you feel like bringing back Crazy Ray the Weather guy for us? second? Okay. This is what he used to do. Imagine waking up in the morning and seriously you hear this guy. Because he wasn't

even telling me he was doing it. He would be like I coming up and say, hey Ray, did you do the weather for Vegas? Yeah. Did you get Raleigh in there? Yeah, Boston, no problem. And then I get a note from a PD going, have you heard the weather that Ray is sending us? All right, Ray, who's up first? Yes, it's 103 if you want to cool off. Just listen to the

sore losers and Eddie's gambling Picks. Get it cool off, meaning Because they're not hot to kill you. I get it. All right, what's up next? Tampa 90 degrees. The mayor just renamed the city

Tampa Bay after we won the game. He just screamed after everything. Next. Boston, partly cloudy 80s. Tom Brady really did leave because your weather sucks. I love the weather. Yeah, that sounds amazing.

Yeah, give me one of the weather. Nashville 80 cloudy but inside Kid Rock's bar it's even hotter They don't socially distance That's just a shot Are there any more? That's all I got

Okay Okay there is Crazy Rain the Weather guy Oh my gosh I love it That's my favorite We need to do what more I forget about it But he used to send it

It wasn't a joke He would just get here in the morning And send him off like that And the I would get notes going, hey, what's happening here? I mean, who doesn't want to get their weather that way? Me, it's scary, unless you know it's a bit. Let's bring it back.

It's Lunchbox versus all women in NFL trivia. He thinks there's not a single woman out there that can beat him in NFL trivia. That's correct. Not even one. Not one. Guys know sports. Women don't. It's that simple.

Oh, boy. All right, to challenge him is Kate in Boston. Kate, good morning. How are you? Good morning. How are you guys? Pretty good. Feeling good on a Monday. You know, Lunchbox just said that there's no woman that can beat him in sports trivia, football trivia, NFL trivia. How do you feel about that? I think I have a pretty good shot. I've been a Patriots fan my entire life in Boston. We know sports.

Okay, lunchbox, you'll need to leave the room. Oh, you want me to leave the room? Yeah. Okay. Because I'm going to ask her. How many questions? Seven questions. I'll ask you the same seven. And it's whoever gets the most right. That would be how the game works.

All right. All right. Now, you got to make sure she didn't have Google or her husband sitting next to her. Oh. You know what I mean? Like, hey, honey, like, what does this say? She only, from the end of the question, she only gets three seconds to answer it. Boom, that's what I'm talking about.

Because people could Google. Okay. Lunchbox is walking out of the room. Make sure he doesn't listen to anything. I don't even listen to Kate. All right, he's out of the room. Kate, are you ready? I'm ready.

These are NFL questions. Lunchbox has not seen them. Honestly, we're hoping for you. We're rooting for you. We're hoping you win. Here we go. Question number one. How many NFL teams are there?

Oh, 20? Incorrect. The answer is 32. It's a tough one. Oh, man. Okay. What two teams play in SoFi Stadium, S-O-F-I? Oh, man.

I have no idea. Can I pass? Incorrect. That's two. Oh, man. What reigning MVP is featured on Madden NFL 21? This year's... Mahon.

Incorrect. Lamar Jackson was the MVP last year. Mahomes won the Super Bowl. It's this year, yeah. Lamar Jackson and the Ravens, yeah. Okay. Too quick. What team won three Super Bowls in the 1990s?

Won three Super Bowls in the 1990s. Um, with the Eagles? Incorrect. It would be the Dallas Cowboys. Oh, man, I'm not doing good at this. Kate, so far you're over four. He may miss them all too. You still got a shot, though.

Let's get some of these right. Okay. Kate, how long, how deep is a football end zone? From the beginning of the end zone to the back of the end zone? 10 yards? Correct. She is on the board, folks. All right, we got one down.

What is the oldest NFL franchise. The oldest NFL franchise in continuous operation with the same name and the same location. So like Cleveland Browns or Cleveland Browns, but they've moved. They were in Cleveland. That team went to Baltimore and have a team. But we're talking about one team that's been there the whole time. What's the oldest team?

Steelers? Incorrect. It will be the Packers. Oh. Finally. Oh my gosh Who is the head coach Of the Las Vegas Raiders

I have no idea Incorrect The answer is John Gruden She got one out of seven Don't let lunchbox know how she did Okay okay All right bring him back in Walk in

Back down the hallway Here he is Back in the roof Don't worry about what she did We're gonna see how you do Ah All right What's her name?

You have seven questions Her name's Kate in Boston. How many do you think she got it? I mean, by her voice, probably four or five. I don't know how quick her husband is on that answer. Kate, is your husband even with you? No, I'm at work by myself and I know more than him. Okay.

Then her husband. Okay. Ready lunchbox. Ready. Question number one. How many NFL teams are there? Oh, that's easy. There's four conferences, four teams in each division.

That's six. There's 32. Oh, man. Correct. Did she get that one? I'm not telling you what she got. What two teams play in SoFi Stadium? Oh, that's a beauty.

Beauty of a stadium, guys. They debuted it last Sunday night on Sunday night football. It's the Rams and the Chargers. That is correct. Lunchbox. The reigning MVP, featuring on Madden NFL 21, is? Oh, that's my boy that took me to the fantasy championship last year. Lamar Jackson.

Correct. What team won three Super Bowls in the 90s? Eddie, you want to say it? No, you go ahead. Yeah, they haven't been back since, the Cowboys. And take a cheap shot there. Right, there's four. How long is a football in zone?

Ten yards. Correct. Five. What is the oldest NFL franchise in continuous operation with the same name and the same location? The oldest franchise? Meaning they haven't moved. The example I gave that it wasn't would be the Browns because they left went to Baltimore. And then they got a new franchise.

Right, so they wouldn't count. Okay. So we'll mark the Browns off the list. But the one team that hadn't left, I mean, they're up there and it's cold. It's Green Bay Packers. All right. That's... Did I win?

Sick. We have one more. You get this one. Ready? I'm ready. Who is that... For all the marbles. Who is the head coach?

She got six. From the Las Vegas of the Las Vegas Raiders. Las Vegas. His nickname would be. Chuckie. That's my boy Gruden. He went seven for seven folks. He was seven for seven. Wow. Now,

Lunchbox. You may be surprised to know. That Kate got one. Oh, God. Come on, Kate. Come on, Kate. What is that? Okay, Kate, go ahead. I'm upset with myself.

I mean, Kate, like... I'm upset with myself, lunchbox. I am. Like, you need to take a... You need to put yourself in timeout. Like you're banned from football for two weeks because that was pathetic. No, I need to watch more football. Oh my gosh. Kate, I'm very sorry.

No win for you, but thank you for playing. Hey, Kate, you're not so great. Okay, he worked on that pipe for the last 15 minutes. Kate, if it makes you feeling better, I didn't know any either. She got one. She got one. All right, Kate, thank you for listening. Thank you so much for having me, guys.

And lunchbox is still your channel. Wow. Her friends are going to be so embarrassed. Lunchbox will challenge someone again next week. All right, there we go. We take live phone calls. We also play your voicemails because so many people listen on the podcast, they call us through the overnight. Here's the first voicemail I wanted to play from last night.

The morning studio, my question is for the group. I was looking through a friend's wedding registry, and is it tacky that they have stuck for their dog on their wedding? registering for like people to buy them. I think that's extremely tacky and just want to know your thoughts. Thank you. I'm okay with it. You don't have to buy it.

And your registry, I've never set up a registry for anything, but I think when I do, it'll just be very much like, well, I'm just going to pick some stuff that I'd like. And if people want to get it for me, great. Tacky's in the eye of the beholder, so it can actually be tacky to you. I'm just going to go, I'm cool with it. I'd probably be prone

to buy the dog something before I buy you something to the people. Yeah. So I'm What's at you? I think it's fine. It's something for their house. I mean, sometimes you're buying them dinner plates and glassware and stuff that's for guests that come over. And this is their dog. Eddie?

I mean, I just don't like registries in general. I think they're kind of brady, you know? I think they're great because I don't have to love. Wait, did you not use one? We didn't. Because to me it's like I only need, like you said, bones, I only need these 10 things. And then, okay, just go down the list and buy me whatever, all this stuff because you don't really need it like the dog thing. I think it's tacky bones.

Wait, wow. Oh, I think you're just bitter because you decided not to use one. No, no, it's definitely awesome. I just feel it's a little brady. Is it because you all eloped kind of? Or you had a small family wedding? No, we had a party when we came back. You know, we got married in Hawaii.

We had a party when we came back. People got us gifts, but we didn't ask for gifts. It's weird to me to ask for gifts. I'm with that, but I would still set up a registry because people want to get you gifts. I get it. Yeah, because it's easier for them. They don't have to think that hard. But I feel like that just takes.

the whole idea of a gift out. Might have be a lot of virtual currency for NBA 2K. Your player's going to be awesome. A bunch of fake clothes, digital clothes. Lunchbox, what you think? I think it's great. Registries are awesome because if people are dumb enough to buy you things, then they're dumb enough, then you should use them.

And dog stuff, though, that's absolutely stupid. If someone buys it, they're an idiot. But that's okay. Yeah, you can do it. Just don't buy it. That's idiotic to buy it for a dog. Okay, we go 3-1, that it's okay. All right, here we go.

Next one. Morning Studio. So this morning, I went to Chick-fil-A, which I guess I've been going pretty often, like maybe once or twice a week for the last, like, a month or two. However, I kind of got called out by the Chick-Fillet employee this morning. She was like, wow, you really like Chick-Fillet, huh? So I was just wondering and wanted some advice to see if I should be offended that I supposedly go to Chick-fil-A so much, or if I should kind of just live my best life and go to Chick-Fleigh.

Go to Chick-fil-A. I'm going to tell you what's happening here. This lady, I'm assuming it's lady, being really nice going, hey, I recognize that you come here a lot. Like, you're just not another face that's drifting through. Like, you come here a lot.

I believe that that's what she meant. I don't believe it's like, dang, tubelub. I don't think that's the case. The people of Chick-Flare have always been super kind to me. And if you go, there are sometimes I go to Subway back in the day. If you just go to Subway twice a day,

and I'd be like, you don't even have to communicate. You just know each other so well. Just, hey, look who's back. Yeah, great. Yeah. What do you think? Oh, I think that you could apply this, not only to this situation, but anything in life where you overthink it and assume the worst.

Like something I've started to really try to do in my life because I would think the worst and think negative and then it'd replay in my head and it'd be awful. It's just assume the best in people. Assume that they meant well with it and carry on with your day. Because you don't need to waste your energy on it. And Chick-fil-A breakfast is good. So keep going. Kids aren't spending money on candy anymore. What do you think they're spending their allowance on?

Games. Yeah, you nailed it. VC. What do you call it? Virtual currency. Oh, my goodness. Kids spent more time online this year than any other year. Research has shown that kids spent most of their pocket money, their allowance on games like RoboLox or Fortnite or buying VC for other games.

Because playing these games, you have to have digital cash. It's basically a big old in-game app, or an in-app game, in-app purchase. In-app, yeah. Because I play this. Well, Eddie and I'd be playing basketball, and I'd be like, dang, I wish I had some cooler shoes. Then you go over and you spend your virtual currency. Like I bought some old rebuke pumps.

Stop. Like 80s. What? Oh, they have old Jordans. You spend money on your person? Uh-huh. Well, you can earn it. Like, you play games and you can earn it.

Or I've been known just to have the it because my credit card's up there anyway. Just go ahead and buy me a pair of nice shoes. They're not real, though, but whatever. I just don't get it. Okay. But you're not supposed to get it. Okay. Right, you're right. I know.

Is that what you tell your girlfriend? Is that like the conversation you have with your girlfriend? No, she doesn't really bust my jobs. Okay, good. What's your money work? Yeah, she's, the only thing that she, because sometimes I'll just forget what time it is. And I'll spend hours and hours on it. Oh, yeah.

Because you lose, you just play and it's so fun and you don't want to stop and you're talking with your friends. And next thing you know, you forgot to eat dinner. You forgot your anniversary. Three kids were born. And you're like, what, huh? But your player is awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, you got pumps, baby. Your virtual family's rocking. I mean, you don't know your kid's name. I know, I know, it's not good. You're a virtual family. That's funny. All right. Morgan Wallin, chasing you.

Hey, call us right now if you want. You want to talk to us, 877-77 Bobby. That's our phone number. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, home there's something good. So a group of mountain bikers were riding a trail in the National Forest, North Carolina.

when they hear a dog crying, like whimpering in a sinkhole. They're probably about a mile, mile and a half away from where they started the trail. So they're like, oh my gosh, we got a call for help. So they called in a rescue team to get the dog. And you wonder, like, how do they get the dog out of the sinkhole, 30 feet down, beef jerky? So they put down beef jerky down there and I guess the dog try to eat it. They harnessed it, brought it up, saved the dog. And they treated the dog at the hospital.

And the animal hospital said he's great. He's not harmed. he's a little dehydrated, and he needs a name because no one claims him. Oh, jerky. They have to name him jerky. Nope. Sinker. Oh, okay.

Because he was in a sinkhole. So everything's good, and that's how the story is. You know, you can also get me out of my room by beef jerky. Slim jim. I do love beef jerky. If I go to a gas station and we've been on the road for over four hours, I'm either going to get beef jerky or pork rinds. One of the two.

That's my road trip cup. It needs to be filled with one of those two. Man, I love turkey jerky. You ever try that? Yeah, I'm a beef jerky guy. There you go. That's what it's all about there. That was Tell Me Something Good.

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A guy in Arkansas found a nine-carat diamond in the state park digging around. Crazy. Is that the crater place that you're talking about? Crater of Diamond State Park, Murphsboro, Arkansas. I love it. It's the second largest diamond ever found in the park's history. Dang. Kevin Kinnard visited Arkansas's Crater of Diamond State Park

and found the second largest diamond to ever be found in the history of folks digging around. I used to go on field trips there as a kid. We'd go and get some of those plastic tools. We'd all go dig around. We never found anything. Nothing. Sometimes people would find a rock and they go, I found something. We'd all run over and it wouldn't be anything.

Hey, Kevin Kinnard, if you're listening, call us. I'd love to talk to you. I don't know if he's listening or not. I'm sure some of his buddies can hear my voice right now. 877-Bobby. But Kinnard and his friends brought supplies to wet sift through the park in search of diamonds. But after about 10 minutes, he just started walking up and down these rows. So here's the news story that ran on him on KARK Channel 4 News.

33-year-old Kevin Kinnard visited the park on Labor Day. He said he found a marble-sized crystal that looked interesting and shiny, so he put it in his bag and kept looking. A few hours later, he and his friends stopped by the park's diamond discovery center where park staffers examine and identify rocks that visitors find. When a park employee told Kinnard that he had found a nine-karrant diamond, he says he teared up and was in complete shock. I'm looking at a picture of it.

It looks like a rock wrapped in aluminum foil. Yeah. I was wondering why is it like darker looking? Well, you can't see through it. Oh. But. Because I would not think that was a diamond. I'd be like, oh, what's this?

You just throw it back. Yeah. Well, he just threw it in his bag. Crazy. And then he was like, well, I might as well get it checked out before we go. Like the guy working there could have been like, nah, nothing to see here, man. I thought the same thing. Put in his pocket.

Not, not a diamond. But then he would have made the news. This is more of a courts. I'll tell you why to give five bucks for it Because I love it I'm giving you too much But I love it Yeah how about that guy

That's the big story today Found a 9-carat diamond So what does he do now Like does he sell it Well what he has to do first of all Even if he doesn't sell it He has to pay taxes on it Oh okay

What? But he found it? Because he found it? Absolutely Still got to pay tax on something you find Really? Mm-hmm I mean it's worth a lot

What Not if Because he found it At a place where you go and hunt But what if you just found it He's on a hike one day. You're still paying taxes on found items. So even, I would imagine he's going to sell it so he can afford the taxes on it.

Dang. Yeah, I'm going to talk to him to see how much he's going to get. Yeah, so Kevin Kinnard, if you're out there, we love to talk to you. So cool. Buddy. Bud. He's not my friend. Hey, buddy.

Do you want to sell it? Are you looking for something? A little something, something. Let's go over to Terry in Arkansas. Terry, what's going on, bud? Hey, man, what's going on? I'm currently on my way to work. I appreciate you calling.

What can I do for you? Hey, man, I just wanted to tell you, it has been an awesome experience. You were the first radio show that I've listened to it a long time, and I have now made it part of my every morning routine. I actually took my old lady's car this morning, and I had to search and find on the radio

until I found your show that way. My morning was complete. Oh, man, that's nice of you to say. That's about the best compliment you can give us because we're up here doing our job. We don't know if anybody's listening or smile, The weird thing is, is we do this stuff, sometimes we feel funny. We can't tell if you're smiling or laughing.

We just have to guess. Sometimes I leave and I'm like, what did we just do? Oh, Amy. Like, who cares? Most days, I'm like, I am absolutely irrelevant in the world. Like, nobody cares. What am I even doing, wasting my time saying a bunch of words into a microphone. But then people like Terry call and go, hey, appreciate that.

It makes me feel pretty good. That's encouraging. Yeah, so thank you, Terry. Where do you live in Arkansas? Yes, sir. Fayetteville. Did you go to the game? The Arkansas game?

No, I didn't. I had my kids this weekend, so I was unable to make it. Well, that would be the headline of my weekend. It's a tough, tough loss. Sorry, dude. Well, see, here's the thing. At halftime, and I was up. I have to do push-ups and setups during every time out during the first half

because I have too much energy. I'm just bouncing around the room, yelling at the TV. I mean, I go berserk during these games, and we were beating Georgia at halftime. Georgia's ranked number four, and we were ranked number 400. But after that, see the second half happened, and then we lost, it wasn't, we lost about 27. Yeah, I heard it wasn't pretty. Yeah.

It stung. But we spent the whole weekend in Arkansas too. So that's mine. Still love them. They look a little better than last year. Let's get Mississippi State next week, but for me, that was a tough, tough one. I did bet Ray Moond does lock of the week again this week, though, on the betting side, and won again. You did.

Yeah. Wow. Okay, I might need to get in another. Oh, no, no, no, no. See, that's it. That's when it goes down. Oh, okay. Yeah. Ray said bet the Packers and you get three points at the end of the game. So I did?

Boom. Won again. They didn't even need those three points. I did bet on Arkansas, too, and they won. They covered? Oh, man. But that's no fun. I know.

I know. I know. I know. Well, Terry, appreciate that. Thank you for calling. Hope you have a great day. Yes, sir. You too.

All right. Amy, what was your weekend? What's your headline? Oh, mine is like, I've, I'm titling mine sports center, mainly because that's all, we did so much sports. I feel like football was on TV all weekend. And I feel like I'm more accepting of it this season because coronavirus and we didn't know if it was really going to happen and we should be thankful for it. Stuff like that.

Then we play volleyball and basketball and soccer outside with the kids now all the time. So I feel like my weekend was sports, all the sports. We missed you last night at the basketball game. I know. My dad was over. That's what your husband said. Yeah. I didn't get a lecture.

I got a little talking to before we play because I have an injured calf that I heard last week. And I was like, I'm going to play. I'll be fine with one leg. And it did, the first few games didn't hurt me at all. But about halfway through, it started to really bother me. I was like, you should probably just sit out. And I didn't sit out. So it's just killing me today.

But then I got to give her credit. She could have just busted my chops all night long like I told you. But she didn't. So. She helped you? Yeah. She just laid off. I think she just doesn't want me to do that back to her at some point.

So she's like, remember what I didn't bust your chops? Did you see Joe Montana's grandkid was almost stolen, kidnapped? Did not. And he had to jump in and save him? No. Do you know who Joe Montana is? Yeah, he played football. For the?

Cowboys? No. No. Ophithe. Broncos? 49ers. Oh, you almost had it. Yeah.

Yeah, 49ers. A woman tried to steal one of Joe Montana's grandchildren from a home where he and his wife were staying. They confronted the woman, got the baby back, and she was arrested. No one was hurt. Here's the news talking about it. A bizarre scene in Malibu, California Football Hall of Fame, or Joe Montana confronting a woman who had broken into his home and tried to take a grandchild.

The ALA Sheriff's Office says the woman went into the home around 5 Saturday night, grabbed Montana's 9-month-old grandchild from the living room and walked upstairs. And that is where Montana and his wife confronted her and took the child back. The woman then ran to a nearby home and was arrested. She's facing kidnapping and burglary charges. That's how I feel. What? Somebody just walked into the house and tried to rip a baby.

It's crazy. And Joe Montana had to be like, hey, what are you even doing here? It wasn't like a prowler in a mask where you have a baseball bat and go, well, something not good's about to happen. It was probably a, somebody random just walked in. Let me go check on that. And she's holding the baby. I wonder if she was extremely drugged just out of her mind. Either that or delusional and thought this was her home and her baby.

And then I wonder, did she just happen to pick that house? or is she obsessed with him in some way? I would think she just happened to pick the house. And then if you're Joe Montana, you just leave the doors unlocked like that. Just come on in there, everybody. What are you doing? Place is open. Yeah, true.

So here's a hearing test for all of us. And by all of us, I mean, even you listening. So here's the explanation of the test and the first tone. As we grow older, we often lose the extreme ends of our hearing spectrum. So how many of the following sounds can you hear? How old are you? ears. Okay, if you can hear 8,000 hertz, you're both alive and not hearing impaired, but let's keep raising the frequency. So that's number one. Everybody should hear that one.

Yes. Yeah. This next one is 50 and younger should be able to hear the next one. Everybody hear that one? Yes, loud and clear. Guys, don't lie if you can't hear it though. Okay, I hear it. Okay. The next one is 40 and under. Go ahead. Can you guys hear that one? I heard it. Yeah? So, I just hear like a flicker. But the flicker doesn't count. Oh, no, no. Oh, then I don't hear it. Oh, then I don't hear it.

Oh. Lunchbox, did you hear it? I hear it. No, the flicker is not with the tone. I hear. No, there's, there's, there's, there's something after it. Yeah. Morgan, did you hear that?

Yes, I heard it. Can we try that one more time? Sure, Ray, play 40 and under? I don't hear it. Yeah. Dude, I'm 41 and I heard it. That's good. So Amy and Lunchboxer.

I'm 39. Locked out here. Okay. Okay, here is 16,000. This is 30 and under. Go ahead. I hear nothing on that one. Oh, guys, I still hear it.

You do? This is amazing, yes. Yeah, the flicker's nothing. The flicker's just the sound of the clip at the beginning and end. Eddie's still in. Morgan, could you hear that one? Yeah, I heard it. Ray, could you hear that one?

Yeah, I heard these easy. I'm an audio guy. Okay. The next one is 17,000 hertz. If you can hear this, it means you have great hearing if you're 24 and younger. Here you go.

There's nothing there. There is something there. Eddie, that's what you're experiencing right now is what I experienced a few people if you wanted to go. Wow. Nothing, guys. No, but I didn't hear the loud. Just the flicker.

Did anyone hear that one at all? No? Like, could people in their car hear it? No chance. If anyone, hey, Ray, play this one again. This is good. If there are any kids in the car that can hear this, you can tweet me or hit me on Instagram,

Mr. Bobby Bones, or call if you can get through. But if anyone can hear this, let us know. There it is. I don't hear it, but I do hear the clicking just to know that it. it's existing. Is this real, or is this one of those tricks? Like, remember years ago you made us listen to this silent album or something that only spent, I don't know, I don't even remember what it was. All I know is we spent a minute or more in silence listening to some new CD that came out,

and it was a joke. Yeah, a joke. This is not that. This is actually a thing. Okay. So what happens is the highest frequencies parts of your ears, they start to go first. Oh, man. The most sensitive one are the ones closest to the outside of your ear canal. So those die first. That's why old people are like, huh? Because they lose all of the high end. They're only hearing the super low end. Like Eddie, you can hear me now, right?

Of course, loud and clear. And then here's the last one. This one's under 20 years old, so this is the most and best hearing. If you can hear this, you can let us know too. No chance. Isn't it crazy? Because I'm sitting next to Caitlin last night,

and I'm like, hey, take this test with me. And so I hear, then I can't hear the one that's under 30. She's like, oh, yeah, yeah, no problem. And I'm like, oh, crap. She lost it after the next one, too. But isn't that wild that some of us can hear stuff and so I can't? All right, call us if you want there.

Let's go to, I think our name's Chalin in Mississippi. Is your name Chalin? Hello, Chalin. Hello. Is your name, yeah. What's going on? I got a tattoo over the weekend, and I had a question about the etiquette of tipping a tattoo artist.

Okay, go ahead. Or is that your question? Well, I know, yeah, that's my question, because you did 10% or better to a waitress or a waiter. What's the etiquette on a tattoo artist? Well, I think on a waiter waitress, it's 15 or better, I think. Well, how much was your tattoo? $300. Oh.

I think 50 bucks is probably what you can tip. I don't know that there's a percentage, but I think for something like that, you probably find a good round number. that feels good. So I think 50 bucks is probably the tip amount on that. It's not quite 20%. But who doesn't want 50 bucks and doesn't feel good about 50 bucks? How much did you tip? Yeah.

I did 20. And what was their reaction? Dollars, not percent. Yeah, what was their reaction when you did that? He seemed pretty good about it. He didn't frown. Well, that'd have been sad, huh? Because it's hard to frown anyway.

I mean, I think you're fine. And I think some people don't even realize you should tip someone giving you a tattoo. Yeah. I feel like some people might pay the 300 and walk out. So I'm sure he was grateful for it. So I'm going to say you did fine. But if you're asking me without telling me that, I would say 50 bucks probably because it's not quite 20% but there. But you did fine.

And listen, if you don't feel good about it, go back by and drop another 10 or 15 bucks. But like, hey, I felt like you should be tipped a little bit more. All right, cool. I appreciate that. Hey, what was the tattoo you got? It is the Nordic symbol for never to be lost. Wow, I have that on my lower back. What a coincidence.

Are you sure? Did he get it right? We could be twins. Yeah, why did you choose that? Yeah, I've done a lot of research on it. Why did you choose that? It's just something that we have been studying and it has kind of taken with me, so I decided that I wanted to get it on me.

tattoo I'm going to add to it is the symbol for warrior cool dang okay I mean that kind of looks cool it does look cool I'm looking at it now well hey thank you for your call I hope your tattoo is healthy and safe and thanks for letting us know what's up

all right thanks let's go over to Andy in North Carolina hey Andy you're on and you were hearing the sounds right yes I was and so you could hear a few of them but not all of them is that right Yes, that's great.

Not the very, very last one. But your kids are in the car. What did they hear? Oh, no, no. I don't have kids. I said I could hear the one that nobody else could hear, but not the kid one. Oh, so you are a kid. Got it.

How old are you? No, I'm 20. No, that's it. That's good. You could hear that one that we couldn't hear. Oh. And so when we're going, that's crazy. Nobody can hear this.

When we're going, that's crazy. Nobody can hear this. Are you like, no, I got it, man. This is weird. You guys can't hear it. Yeah, it was kind of funny. And then I heard the kid when I was like, wait, I can't hear this when I get it now. All right, Andy.

Appreciate that call, man. Absolutely. All right. See you later. See you. Here's Candice in Illinois who's calling the show. Hey, Candice, what's going on? Hi.

I'm homeschooling today for the first time three kids. and I was trying to look for advice from Amy and Eddie of how to try to keep my kids concentrate on the schoolwork instead of trying to get sidetracked it. What? I'm just going to pray for you. Prayers. Just leave. Just set the computers up and be like, good luck. Wait, are you in charge or are they zooming in with their classrooms? I'm in charge. They were doing with their classroom, but now they're doing in school learning.

so I decided to start homeschooling them myself. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have experience with that. All of ours has always had a teacher hooked up, and then they kind of take over. So, you know, I can barely get my kid to do homework. Good luck. Eddie, you have anything?

Yeah, I mean, the best thing that helped us, oh, it's not the best advice, but, I mean, just separate them. Like, really, you want to, you think you can go in there like a teacher and be like, all at the table and do it together. That doesn't work. Just separate them because they're just going to mess around together.

and like, you know, be annoying about things. So just separate them and treat them all differently. Don't treat this like a classroom because you're not a real teacher. Well, yeah, but teachers have to treat them differently too, right? Yeah, but they have them all in a room. So it's like, that's just impossible for a parent, I think. How many kids do you have, Candice? I have four and three are in school.

And how old are they? The ones in school? Yes. Are six, eight, and ten. So, Eddie, you say three different rooms and then go to each of them and be like, work on this. I'll come back in a minute. Like, here's your assignment, work on this. I'll be back to check on how you're doing.

And then the child you have that's not in school is what? Three, four? He's two. Two. Oh, okay. I mean, you got your hands full for sure. I mean, Eddie, she's going to be like on rotation around the house. I know, I know.

This is bad. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, good luck. Candice, good luck. Thank you for calling. Thank you. That's pretty good advice, though, Eddie, honestly.

Thanks, dude. I know you said not the best. I thought you were going to be like, give him a whole bunch of candy in the morning. Yeah. No, it's just like when we... I mean, that's a tip. By 11, they're how cold. When we try doing it, it's just like, you try to be a teacher for the first week,

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Yes. I guess it'll be the highest. I heard up to the 24. Wow. I didn't hear that lot. Good for you. You could walk around saying I got 24-year-old ears. How old are you?

Anyway. I am. You don't have to answer that. You already stuttering. You don't have to answer that. You don't have to answer that. I gave you a shot in case you wanted to, but you don't have to. Okay.

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Did you know that? Yeah. deputies with the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office arrived at the home of 26-year-old Devin Garnett after the neighbors reported someone screaming, shoot, shoot, shoot. Shoot the puck. Shoot! Yeah. So they thought someone was yelling at someone with a gun.

Like, shoot, shoot. Or could they have been yelling like, shoot. Like, dang it? Shoot. Not just said like shoot the puck. Yeah. Shoot the puck. I know, but I just don't think I would ever call the police on hearing the word shoot.

He said, I want a headman to shoot the puck. scream, shoot, shoot! Deputies told friends they had received a call about a potential domestic dispute. Oh, wow. Shoot. So he's like daring the guy like, come on, shoot! You're going to do it? That's funny.

This guy's being a little obnoxious while watching sports. I say that as someone who's also obnoxious while watching sports. We took it on the chin. Arkansas loss, Oklahoma loss for Caitlin. We watched both those games. It's all we did Saturday. Not a good day over in our house. Amy, your husband gets crazy too.

Oh, yeah. He is similar to road rage. It's like football rage or something. And UT was losing. And that's his team. Texas, Texas, yes. And he couldn't handle it. I mean, he wakes up, so excited for game day, puts on his longhorn hat, ready to go. And then if anything doesn't go their way, he's freaking out yelling at the TV. Like we were upstairs and I heard something. I think maybe he threw something? I don't know. But my kids look up and they're like, what's happening downstairs? I'm like, no, no, dad's watching football. It's fine. Luckily, they came back and won I'm where, you know, we're up 7, 5 at halftime or whatever it was. They come out and get a first down, like, well, that's the end of the game, it's over. It just takes one thing wrong, and I'm like, well, there we go. This is what I expected.

And then my other friends who are either SEC or Razorback fans are texting me the whole game. Shea from Dan and Shea's from Rockins. So I was like, look at how we're going to do it. I'm like, just wait. And so then, yeah, also don't text someone. Is it like they're jinxing it? No, I don't believe in the

I know you don't, but you kind of don't like... No, it's just like, hold off. No need. Let's just kick the can down. It's also more of a disappointment when people are like, they're going to score here. Oh, my friends and have no interest whatsoever. Like, I knew you were going to do it.

And then it's over. And they're like, oh, sorry about that. Yeah, that stinks. Texas came back on one, though. They sure did. Thank goodness. Amazon's ring drone. Have you seen this? It's the ring, like, doorbell,

but it's a drone that flies up in your house. To do what? To look around for bad guys. Oh, okay. Ring, which is now owned by Amazon, introduced a flying camera on Thursday that may excite home surveillance fans. The $250 drone called Ring Always Home Cam is on this little mount. It looks like it's on one of those little boxes like Apple TV, but it's white. And then it launches up and then flies around the house with the camera.

so wherever you are, you can see what's going on in the house. Sounds pretty cool. Yeah, it sounds awesome. Yeah. So, like, when you're not home or you're home, you can have eyes on it. It's like a nanny, flying nanny cam. And it shows a burglar. I watched the commercial on YouTube.

It shows a burglar going, oh, no, a camera and runs out. If I were a burglar and that thing was in, I'd grab that thing and smash it. They didn't do that in the commercial? They didn't. But that was pretty cool. Maybe they don't even know what's up, you know? So, there's one. There's a teapot.

that was found at a garage sale that ended up selling for $500,000. Oh, I love that. Much like the guy that found the 9-kart diamond earlier. Go listen to the podcast of today's show if you missed that story. But a guy found a 9-carat diamond digging around. Well, a small teapot found by a guy

who was cleaning out a garage, ended up at a thrift store and has now been sold for $500,000. Isn't that crazy? So cool. What's that show that you like? What we talk about it? Well, I used to watch Antique Roadchats.

It's so good. Yeah, because that was like the PBS version of Pond Stars. Because on Pond Stars, you would go in, and I watch that too. That's a very binge-worthy show. You don't really go over to Pond Stars because it's on, but once it's there and you're in, you don't leave. It's like Shark Tank. Like, rarely do I go, well, I really feel like some Shark Tank on this Monday. Yeah.

But if you're flipping through and there's nothing on and you see Shark Tank, you're like, well, let me watch an episode. Three hours later. Let me watch one more episode of Shark Tank. But yeah, it's the same thing with that show. It's a little more fru-frew and a little slower because it's on PBS. Yes. And they're like in a big convention center. It just always stinks whenever someone goes in and they know.

They've got the Darth Vader limited edition, the only one ever made, worn on the actual head of the guy from Star Wars. And they know it's worth $250,000. And they go in and he's like, I'm really having tough times. I never wanted to give this way. My grandfather gave this to me because he knew I was a big Star Wars fan. His dying wish was that I'd be able to spend the money from his house that he sold to buy this helmet.

So I did. And I'm here. And they go, okay, how is it? The guy's like, dude, this is from McDonald's for like four bucks. And you're like, oh, no. That's terrible. Those hurt. It's a replica.

It's like, no, I'm going to say that. It's like a crash in NASCAR. You don't want to see it happen. But when it does, you're glad that you were there to see something interesting. You don't want to be hurt. But you're like, oh, I got to. see the crash. It's the same thing with those. You don't want someone to go in,

but when that helmet is only worth four bucks, you're like, oh man, got him. I got to see that. Let's go over and talk to Ronnie, who is calling us from New York. Hey, Ronnie, thank you for calling the show. What's going on? Hi, I just wanted to tell you two things. One, I couldn't hear anything on that hearing test. Can you hear me now?

Yeah, I can hear you. you now. Oh, no. I thought I for one or two things, and I was, like, really shocked that I heard nothing. I was, like, straining to hear it. And I'm like, I'm getting nothing. What are these people listening to? Yeah, that stinks.

Because I thought last night when I took the test next to Caitlin, and she heard one after me, I was like, this is a joke. I thought what Amy thought. This is a joke, and they're just messing with me. But she was like, no, no, I hear it. And then I brought it in. And Eddie actually had young ears. I do.

According to the hearing test, I'm in my 30s right now. According to life. I'm 41. Yeah. There you go. Ronnie, thank you. Where do you listen to New York? Well, I actually listen through my Alexa because there's no station anywhere in my area.

I live in like this teeny, tiny little town right in the corner of New York that's bordered by Lake Erie in Pennsylvania. And there's like no stations that I can get to carry you guys. So I was really excited about my Alexa and I could get here. Yeah, decent Wi-Fi, though, huh? Yeah, I got pretty good Wi-Fi. I used to live in Tennessee and in Georgia at one time, and that's when I first discovered you guys. And I was, like, so bummed when I came back to New York to my hometown

and discovered that nobody around here carried you guys. Well, we appreciate you listening and calling, and you also reminded me you can tell your Alexa to listen to the Bobby Bone. show on iHeart radio and check out the show or you can listen on an affiliate in here it live or on iHeart country that's what you can say you can say hey i won't say it listen to the bobby bone show on i heart country on i heart radio yeah that's where i have a friend that lives in new york and just was texting you that the other day i actually said just listen to the bobby bone show on i heart radio but then she texts me she goes i think i'm a day behind i'm like oh yeah yeah because

that's the podcast yes yeah and then i said listen to the i heart country channel no matter where you are that's the live show and she was like got it hey Ronnie, thank you very much for listening. Hopefully you'll call us back, okay? All right, awesome, and it's so great to be able to talk to you guys. Yeah, good to talk to you too. See you later. Thank you.

Bye. Bye-bye. The most relaxing hobby is knitting. What were you going to say? Painting. Knitting. Researchers said that knitting is the hobby that relaxes people the most. First is knitting.

Second is fishing. Take that out. No diamond art? What? No diamond art? The one where you put a little bit. beads on those. That's what that's called? Yes. Didn't you do one of those when you had coronavirus?

I've done two. And I just ordered my third. Oh, you're doing them now post-coronavirus. Yes, I am. Okay, me, ma'am. Let us know how that it goes. Okay. Thank you. Amy, what's going on today? Well, my daughter has her first school soccer game. So it's supposed to be going to that. Oh, it's supposed to rain, though. I know. So might not happen, but she's so excited about it that I wanted to happen. But if not, she was another game on Thursday. So I guess we have that to look forward to. Because Eddie and I just play golf today.

Yeah? Because I don't ever get time to play golf. Oh, no, and now the rain's going to ruin that. Because Eddie walked in and was like, you know it's going to rain today. Hopefully it's just for like maybe an hour. Yeah, but then you've got to drive on the path. That's true. And then you're all muddy in the green.

Yeah. Because after every putt, we wrestle on the ground. We don't get all muddy. So many, you can't wear white. Just gross. Okay. Well, good luck. Well, good luck for you.

I hope you get that golf game in. Yeah. I won't. but we'll see how it goes. That's it. Thank you guys. See tomorrow. Bye, everybody.

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