The Bobby Bones Show - The Show Celebrates Lunchbox’s Birthday + Can You Return Something That’s Already Been Worn?

Episode Date: July 25, 2018

Today we celebrated Lunchbox’s birthday. Also, Morgan #2 bought a shirt and left the tags on it to try and return the shirt after wearing it to a party. Listeners called in to share their opinion if this is right or wrong.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Like, we should not put this at the beginning of the podcast. Why? I don't know. Some people don't like it. I don't think we're spoiling things. Amy rolled her eyes. But that's the question, I guess, that I'll ask. Because, you know, we have, pardon me for one second.

If I can have the indulgence of the room. Oh, yes, indulgence. We have millions of people to download this version of the show every month. millions upon millions. Unbelievable to me too, but I have the stats. I can look at it and go, and so there are people out there that are listening to this going, hey, let me know.

Do you like the post show pre-show? Do you want it to be put at the end? Sometimes people don't make the end of the show. Sometimes we get a little longer form here. But yeah, I got that yesterday. I'm always looking. Amy your thoughts. I like it.

I like the post-show pre-show. Okay. I think it's a good setup. I don't see any issues. Do you open any other birthday presents at lunchbox? No, I didn't open any other presents. There you go. Oh, here's one from me.

Oh, Emily's like Della Bills. That one too. Later on, you'll see the present. You'll hear the present. I drew a hint on the back. Happy birthday. Do you want everything to be for the baby or for you? Well, I mean, the baby should just be a baby gift separate and then birthday presents should be for me.

Do you feel that way? I got him stuff for the baby. It's in the other room and that's just for him. Okay. Her drawing, I have. Well, I'll put it up. It looks like potato chips and a taco. Oh, I bet it's, I never mind.

What? I could guess what that is. Potato chips and a taco. Is that for a potato chips? Oh! Wow, I'm not good at that draw the art game. That is it. A guess they're typically getting to get by tacos.

Oh, that's your favorite. Yeah. Peanut Tempe tacos with a smoothie. Okay, peanut tempit tacos. Can it get not that smooth in the smoothie? Yeah. Hold better. I take a smoothie, but not that smooth.

That's a good one, Amy. Peanut Tempe tacos. That is good. That's thoughtful. Yeah. I saw it. Did I see you putting that? I was taping it on that.

As a homemade card, I drew it. That says happy birthday lunchbox. That's pretty good. You got good handwriting, Amy. Eddie, what did you get on? All right, here we go, lunchbox. Man, this is, I don't know what's going on this year, but you guys all got me a presence.

There's something going, I must be getting fired. No, we're just friends, man. I mean, that's in consideration. Yeah. Because we would have. Oh, there you go, lunchbox. Thank you. It's in a bag.

Yeah, all right. Yeah, rattled for the baby. Rattle. What else is in there? Oh, he's starting to hate down the gifts. Here's a lunchbox we know I love. Look at that. Tiny but awesome.

That's cool. It's a Nike onesie, dude. I understand. You don't have to yell at this Nike. He's got the big swoosh on it. Yeah, he wants to prove these. Go ahead. Yeah, yeah, what else?

He's like name brand. A bear? Yeah, it's a little bear for your boy. Oh, Blanky with a rattle? That should be just his size. He's the size of what, a pineapple now? Like a pinky. Do you put this on him?

Yeah, it's like a blanket because that's his size. Oh. Isn't that cute? It's cool. It has a bearhead. Where's the rattle? It's in there. Shake it.

There you go, dude. Happy birthday. All right. So this is my baby gift. No, that's your birthday gift. Dude, when you become a dad, that's what you get. Oh, I haven't gotten a present for myself. Eddie.

That's not true. I buy you golf club. I buy you every year. Shut up, Eddie. On air, Eddie's on. Again. Here we go. Here we go.

On air, Eddie. Forgot about the shoes. We're not going to open any more presents now. Wow, there's a lot. You can open them up after. Yeah. Look at you. You never buy anybody gifts.

And barely stuff comes through for you like a champ. Showering you with gifts. Yep. I had the baby right at the right time. Made people care about you. I know. That's what happens. He came at the right time.

You go to the hospital today. You go every day still? I go every day still. Some days I go before the show and then I go after the show. Wow, really? Yep. Because it's open 24 hours so you can go whenever you want. Wow.

All the kids. Amy's kids, they're good. Yeah. They saw there's some baby. There's a billboard, like as we're driving, where is it on Church Street maybe, where there's a hand holding a baby. It's outside of a hospital.

It's a huge sign. And the baby looks so tiny in the hands. And they were like, is that like lunchboxes baby? Because we were talking about how it was born early. It was so tiny. And they're like, so what size is it? The size of a bug. Oh, now compared to insects.

I like that. A bug, that'd be a tiny. That's a little, little baby. No, not a bug, but I mean, probably like that baby that's being held in that sign. Like a really, really tiny, like the size of a hand. well well well we got to go early today because we got things to do Amy's got a client meeting yep

closing those deals I know they flew in from DCs What? Whoa wow you guys have no idea what Amy closing Amy no we'll tell us No no I'm not going to Amy's like closing deals like she's running this How's that happening like Amy what are you doing?

Yeah how did you get in contact with them How did you convince him to fly down? Yeah how did you do this Okay You want to close it out name We just hope everybody has a great day. There you go. Obviously, especially Lunchbox, who's another year older and wiser.

You have any birthday party at all? No. No birthday party. I figure you guys are going to sing happy birthday to me at least. We are not. We don't do that. Nope. Okay.

Yeah. They want to pay the money. You'd have to pay the happy birthday. Oh, yeah. That's fine. Brons is. Yeah. I'll just say you can close it out if you want me.

Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. Just kidding. And away, we go. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby, Bones. Hey, here we are again.

Welcome to Wednesday show. More studio. Morning. Lunchbox is trying to throw Eddie under the bus this morning. Well, before the show, I didn't know that Eddie made his wife drive when she was having her baby. Right? That's what you told me? Yeah, yeah.

Their second baby, Eddie thought she was a false alarm and joking and he was so mad. So he made her drive to the hospital. And not only that, since you're making me go, you got to stop and get me a McDonald's. on the way. How do you know this? Because your wife told my wife. They were just talking about the whole giving birth thing and she goes, you'll never believe what Eddie did. He was so mad and upset saying, oh, you're just being over dramatic and we don't really need to go right now. And he made me drive the car and on the way, he goes, oh, by the way, I'm really hungry. Stop and get me McDonald's. Wow. It was early in the morning. Wait, how much

it is accurate? This is all true, 100%. Yeah. Eddie. Yes. But there's, this is real life Eddie versus radio. Okay, but let me explain. We had already been to the hospital three times on false alarms. So the fourth time I was just like, okay, okay, here she is again, saying that she's having the baby. So I was like, fine, if you're really having the baby,

then you drive and I'm hungry. Let's go to McDonald's. You were in the passenger seat? Yeah. And we went to McDonald's. She picked it up. And she was having the baby. I can't believe you would make her drive

anyway at nine months pregnant. I mean, I was just like, we're not going. This is another false alarm. And she's like, I'm really serious this time. But shouldn't you go for all false alarms? Yeah. And she clearly feels something happening.

I did for the first three bones. No, but I'm saying, even if they're a 10. Oh. And nor would I have her drive. She's nine months pregnant. Yeah. Why is she driving at all? If you're in the car and you have the option to drive.

This is our second child. We're really more relaxed about this one. I mean, I don't know what you want to say. It happened. This is how it happened. And why is she told this dude's wife? I don't know why. I would tell everybody.

Yes. I mean, this is what my husband did. Yeah, that's kind of stinky, dude. Really? Yeah. Like even if, like Bobby said, whatever time it was, even if it was the 10th time, the closer you get to giving birth, it's actually going to be the real time. It's not like if she did it. You're like another false line.

Eventually that baby's going to come. Man, I guess, you know, I was thinking with my wallet, I was like, we've already spent like $500 going to the emergency room. Like, I don't want to do this again. Because we had a plan C-section bone, so there was no chance that it was coming again. Here's my thing. But if you're doing it again, why would you not drive? Like if you're going, well, crap, we have to go. You should still drive.

I think I was burned by the first three times. where I was like, let's go, let's go, and I'm driving, I'll get there quick. And then the fourth time, I'm just like, whatever. You really want to have the baby, you drive. And give me food. Yes, and stop and I'll have a hash brown. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, McMuffman. Did she get food?

No, she just got food for me. But you were right there. Oh, my God. Amy, I know. I know. I know. What do you want me to say? I don't know. You admitted it was true.

It is true. You know, sometimes you and lunchbox bringing stories about each other, and we never know if it's true or not or exaggerate, whatever. Y'all are just going after each other. I didn't know what to expect, but this one, my mind is blown. I can't believe we're just not learning this. Me too. I want to tell my wife to stop talking to his wife.

Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. This girl named Holly was hiking in Washington, and she bumped into a family. They had a seven-year-old daughter. And they were just finishing their hike. And the young girl, the seven-year-old was upset because she lost her stuffed toy lion on the hike. And so the hiker going up, heard about it. And so she says, I'm going for this toy.

So she walks up, starts looking for this lion, finds the lion. goes back down, the family's gone. She gets on Facebook. She goes, hey, if anybody knows this family, I found a lion, takes a picture of the lion, posted on Facebook. They're like, that's our lion! And they shipped it back to them.

These are the times that I just love Facebook. Yeah, the one. And all the cute stuff, Dan, and we'll find something stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good story, though. She definitely didn't have to do that. Went out of her way.

That's an ICU to her. And now over to Ray Mundo with the news. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. Demi Lovato was reportedly hospitalized. possible overdose, she's now awake and stable. In other news, the winning Mega Millions ticket for $522 million was sold at a liquor store in San Jose, California.

And finally, in weather news, the East Coast is still getting tons of rain, flash flood watches are in effect, and 100 degree temperatures in Texas, Arizona, and California. Watch out for that. A majority of millennials believe that they will become millionaires. Now, I was thinking of myself, I as a kid, thought I was going to be a millionaire. I was like, I'm going to grow up and have all the millions. But millennials aren't kids so much anymore. They're adults at this point.

Morgan number two, you're a millennial, huh? Yeah, I am. You think you're going to be a millionaire? I mean, I did probably about four years ago until I grew up and realized that wasn't going to happen. Yeah. That's funny. Morgan number two is 24 years old. So four years ago, you thought you'd be a millionaire doing what exactly?

I don't know. I mean, maybe like entrepreneur or something. I'd find an app or I'd find some type of invention. You'd find an invention? Yeah, create. Yeah. They say that many millennials are dealing with

big time student loan and mostly still rely on their parents for financial support, but they think it's possible because they see young entrepreneurs making fortunes and think they can do the same. In the media, wealth is seen as very attainable and easy,

but as we know, it takes a lot of hard work. So, yeah, financial, you have student loans? I don't. I got lucky with that. parents help me with college, but they don't help me now, so it's kind of a trade-off. You completely cut it.

Yep. Nothing. No credit card, no gas card. No. No insurance. No insurance. Phone bill. Was this something before?

Yeah. In the very beginning, when I first moved to Nashville, they helped with my insurance, but since being here, no, not anymore. Life good? Life's great. What's your boyfriend think when we come on the air and really delve into your relationship like we did a couple days ago? I mean, he's fine.

it is what it is. Did he get back to him? I mean, he heard it. He listens to the show. And what does he say to you after the show? I mean, he's just kind of like, hey, you know, like, we're doing really good. Make sure you tell him we're doing really good. But he knows you wear the pants, right?

Like, that's a thing. It's your house. He's moving into your furniture, your rules. The bills are in your name. That's right. I mean, who. I don't know. I don't feel.

feel that way, but I could see how it looks that way. He's going to be bin-moing you. Yeah. I could see where someone like a lunchbox would have trouble with that. Oh, I would make it change the bills to my name at least, and she would have been to mowed me. And we'd go to the leasing

office and we put both our names on that lease because there's no way. Don't you own your house? Do you own your house? Are you running? No, it's just an apartment. Okay. See? Yeah. Are you guys thinking about buying a house together? Not together. I mean, we're thinking about purchasing something. You'll buy it, let him. Let him rent from you?

Yeah. Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants. No, he may buy it, actually. Okay, sure you will. There's a band from the 90s called Color Me Bad. This was their biggest song. It's got to be early 90s, right? Early to mid-90s.

So Color Me Bad singer Brian Abrams was arrested because he shoved another one of Color Me Bad on stage and shoved him into the sound equipment and they got to a fight on stage. Wouldn't that be the greatest show to be where you watch a band get in a fight on stage? Yes. That would be amazing. That, because what's it costing again to color me bad show? Five bucks? Today, probably. Maybe. Yeah. Color Me Bad singer Brian Abrams was arrested for assault. He threw his band member into sound equipment. He was arrested on bail. They also had this song All for Love. But yeah, it was on Saturday night. And he pushed fellow band member Mark Calderon on stage. He fell over a crash, taken to the hospital, treated for neck and back pain.

Wow. We hired those guys to do a show for us once. probably like six years ago. And listen, they're older, larger men at this point. Oh. Hey, look, how old is Brian Abrams, Morgan, number two? B-R-Y-A-N, Abrams of Color Me Bad. Because you're talking about older gentlemen getting into a fight, as they're probably dancing a little too hard for their current frames.

How old is he? 48. Oh, that's not old. They must have been young when they were doing this, huh? Man, they've got a lot of dates coming out, too. Color Me Bad does? Yeah. Have canceled shows now or what?

They say it sounds like alcohol with a factor. Oh, you think? I wonder what they're going rate is now. That would be fun, right? Yeah, you want to do it? Oh, maybe your luau party. Have them come play at my house? That'd be awesome.

No, that would be fun, though, right? They can't be that expensive bones. Well, you've got to pay for them to fly. Oh, right? It's three of them. Is there three or four? Whoa. I only see three.

Well, that one got hurt, so is that a band now or what? Hey, see, how much color me bad would be Morgan number two? Can you research that? Yeah. How fun would that be at the... It'd be amazing. Labor Day Luwow, Colour Me Bad shows up and plays?

Do they do covers, too? I don't need them to. Just play this all the time. Over and over. Do it again! Yeah. They're on tour with Keith Sweat, Bell Biv DeVote.

Tony, Tony, Tony. Tony, Tony. Oh, in vogue. Oh, that's a good tour. They're probably the lowest of the rung there. Bring them all of the party. Bring the tour. How much a ticket is?

Well, that's probably an expensive ticket for that whole show. Yeah. What is it? $75 bucks. is the cheapest I can find. Well, let's just see what Color Me Bad. How much for just color of Color Me Bad? One of them. Can we get just this guy, Brian Abrams, to come to my house?

What do you guys have over there? It looks like it'd be $7,500 to $15,000. Maybe that's what it depends on. If it's $7,500 for one of them. There's no chance. No. One of them. Probably just depends on what the event is.

I can call them. I got their manager's number. Bones, this could be funny. I'm not paying. You guys are crazy if I'm paying that for color. Let's just give it a shot. Have lunch about it's call. Okay, lunchbox called Color Me Bad.

Got him. And tomorrow, we'll see what's up. Okay. All right, there we go. That'd be funny, right? That'd be great. Maybe we could say, hey, we'll talk about you on the air. Yeah.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Morgan number two, filling in for Amy. Marin Morris brought Lindsay L. Cassie Pope and Ray Lynn on stage at her Nashville concert for her song, The Middle. I'm just a little. Jason Aldine shared that the latest pregnancy is a planned one. His wife, Brittany, underwent IVF treatments as soon as she could after baby Memphis.

And stars are just like us news while driving with his family. Luke Bryant shared on Instagram that they ran out of gas and were stuck on the side of the road. I'm Morgan number two and that's the skinny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. A woman in Tallahassee, Florida caught a police officer going above and beyond when she saw him shaving the face of a homeless man. She wondered what was going on behind this story.

Like, why is he doing it? So she went inside the local McDonald's that they were outside up. And the employees told her, yeah, we told the officer that that guy could have a job, but he couldn't come in and start working until he shaved his big beard. So the officer straight up went and got an electric razor, went out there, shaved his beard for the guy. I'm mad. Yeah. That's an awesome story. That's what I'm talking about right there.

Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Nixa, Missouri. A man came home to find his safe had been broken into and $20,000 in cash was gone. Wow. When talking to police, he said, the only person that knows about this is my son. He's the only one that knows there's cash in there.

So they go to the son and say, hey, did you break in? He goes, no. They say, can we see your phone? He goes, yeah. And he had searched on Google. Oh, no, he did not. Safe, cracking, made stupid easy and how to figure out the keypad lock combination on a safe.

But he didn't do it, right? Yeah, they found the $20,000 in his car. Dang. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. That's a pretty good story. There's a bridge called Sunderland Bridge,

but people are going and they're jumping off the bridge. and not for a good reason. So this 18-year-old kid said, hey, I'm going to put notes all on the bridge. So she takes 40 uplifting notes, put them on the side of the bridge. They say things like, you're not alone, or even though things are difficult, your life matters.

And people have walked up to the bridge, looked at the notes and things written on the bridge, and decided not to jump and take their life. At least six people have claimed that the notes are responsible for them, at least walking back and going, I don't think today is the time. And then what happens is with these people, they go, well, today's not the time, and they're able to have some clarity and go, well, I shouldn't do that anyway.

That's really cool. Yeah, the cops gave her accommodation. They say the notes have helped at least six people that they know of. And she said she's not trying to get attention or win an award, just trying to help people. Isn't that pretty cool? Yeah, and the fact that she went out and did that and was proactive and other people that hear this story might know of a place in their community where it's like that and someone may leave notes. It's really cool. So I was talking about my buddies last.

night and his wife makes him watch one of those cake making shows and he makes him miserable. He has to watch the greatest cake baker or something. I don't know what these shows is called. Now, I'm not in that situation. I'm single, so I'm still at the point where I get to watch whatever I want. And quite frankly, I think I'm pretty selfish at TV shows even when I am in a relationship. My last girlfriend will watch whatever I wanted. So nice of her. I know. I think back, it's pretty fantastic. I would say, hey, let's watch all the office. But I've already seen it. And she's like, yeah, why not? I'm down for it. Wow, you're so lucky.

Well, not anymore because it's not my girlfriend Yeah, good point Maybe that's why Oh, maybe that's the reason In movies, I always pick the movies You never let her pick I don't think it's a let I would just go, how about this?

And that's just where we win Sounds like a keeper man Listen, I'm having to control over that I know, I'm just messing with it. It wasn't my idea to break up, all right? Amy, what do you watch that your husband loves? Yeah, Piki blinders

Oh, you don't like that? I can't get into it But a lot of times I'll walk in our room and I'll tell him, hey, let's put on something before we go to bed. And I'll walk in and he'll put on that. And I'm like, wait, whoa, whoa, this isn't one of our shows we watch together. That's like me putting on real housewives of Beverly Hills and expecting you to walk in and be happy. Does he watch it though with you? No, I mean, sometimes we will.

He will, especially if he knows I haven't been on Bravo for a while. He'll be like, hey, I put it on Bravo for you. Oh, that's sexy. It's on 501 right now. Go on there to take a look. Tell me more. Okay, but Peaky Blinders, by the way, is a Netflix show based on, I think the 1800s. Something way back.

Yeah. Lunchbox, what show does your wife love that she forces you to watch? Mama June. Oh, Boo. From not Hot to Hot. Oh, that's not Honey Boo Boo Boo Boo? I thought you'd be into that. No, no, no.

I liked Honey Boo Boo. Like, she was funny when she was a kid and everything. Now it's all about the mom, and she lost weight, and she's in pageants now. The mom's in pageants now? Well, at least this season, she's preparing for a pageant. The mom? I kind of want to watch. Me too.

It sounds so interesting. It's a mother-daughter pageant, and so they've been getting spray tans, and they've been working out. It is so bad. How's the daughter doing? I mean, she's there. She's not even the star of the show anymore, that's what I'm saying. She's too old to be the kid star. Right.

It's not cute. And so it's just weird, just watching Mama June and... Is Mama June hot now or something? No, she just lost a lot of weight. She ain't up. I ain't up. All right, Eddie. What show does your wife make you watch?

When she puts on Home and Garden, like house hunters, stuff like that, dude, it's a snoozer. I'm like, all right, I turn around and I go to bed. I'm like, we're not going to do this. Do you ever watch the Property Brothers with her? She watches that one too, but no, I'm just turned off by that. I don't think I've ever seen an episode, and I've oddly become friends with them. Like mostly Drew, but I've oddly become friends with Drew property. What's his last name?

Scott. Scott. Yes. Like, we text. That really? Well, you text with the property brother telling him to get him to my house. But I don't know him as a property brother. Do you tell him like, hey, good episode tonight or anything like that?

Hey, good wall demo. Is that what he does? I don't know what that is. Which one's the demo and which one's the business guy? I don't know. I watch it with my wife, but I don't, I just watch it and I don't remember who does what. One's the real estate agent. I don't know.

Yeah, one sells the house and the other one remals it. No, no, I see because one's in a tie and one's like chilling. That's why you need to ask the one you're. Ask the one you're texting. Which one are you? Hey, Drew. Do you have a tool belt? I know I've been talking about.

Which one are you like? Which one do you talk with? Drew. He said Drew. Drew is the realtor. Okay. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Or my style anyway. No, that's a snooze fest for me, though. When my wife has that, I don't know that my TV has ever been on that channel. HGD me? It's a dentist that comes on. Oh, yeah. It's never been on that channel.

You know, another one of my wife watches that I just want to just jump through the window. Oh, yes. Tell us. Yes. It's called flea market flip. Yeah. It's where they get two people and they're on a team. There's two and two, and they go around the flea market, and they buy three different items.

Then they have to repurpose it and resell it, and whoever makes the most money wins. Fleet market flip. But you're making fun of it. You watch ridiculous shows yourself. Oh, my gosh. It is so boring. So your partner's making you watch a show. You don't even like the show.

Let's go to Taylor in Indiana. Hey, Taylor. How are you guys this morning? Really good. What do you want to say? Good. My fiance and I are really. into like Marvel and DC in the like superhero shows and whatever,

but he makes me watch Supergirl on the CW and it is so cheesy, it's so bad. Amy's daughter loves Supergirl. So does my son. We watch a lot of Supergirl. I'm pretty sure I've seen them all. Right. The more you watch it doesn't get so bad. But I guess if my kids are choosing something, I'll take Supergirl.

Yeah. Right. Right. It's a good show. It's just really, really cheesy for me. Yeah, for sure. Like I like the Netflix, Jessica Jones. Luke Cage. Those are gritty.

Yeah. You know, those are my kind of superhero shows. Like real life. Except it's not real life at all because they have superhero powers. Thank you. Hey, Ed in Indiana. What's happening, buddy? Hey, so my wife watches teen mom and, well, she'll put it on in the bedroom. I think that is the dumbest show ever. Lunch Fox loves Teen Mom. Yeah, you might be a fool if you don't like that show. You know who else likes that show?

Adele? What? Yes. It doesn't even make sense. They're like 40 now. No, they're like 24, 25, but it's following them throughout their life.

They started out as teen moms and now we got to keep up with them because we got to know what's going on with their kids. My mom had me when she was 15, 16 years old. I wonder if she'd have been on teen mom. Huh.

Maybe my life would have been totally different if I'd have just been born 15 years later. I saw that Bristol Payland was going on Teen Mom OG. Yeah. They were paying her 200. $50,000. She's replacing Farah. I mean, let's talk about that. I don't even know much about Bristol, but I can't wait to learn. She was a teen mom, obviously. But you didn't watch her as a teen

mom, so doesn't that take away from it? It does take away from it, but they have to have someone to replace Farah in a new storyline, so may, hopefully it'll be good. Hey, Chris in Arkansas, we're talking about shows that you have to watch because you're significant others. Like, it's my favorite show. What is it for you? Bander Pomp Rules. Is that a housewife spinoff? Yeah. Lisa Vanderpump and it follows the staff at her restaurants. I feel like it's pretty good. Everybody gets offended at one of these shows.

Everyone's like, no. I mean, I watch it. Chris, what do you think about that show? You don't like it? No, it's stupid. Oh, wow. So you don't even fall into it. Like, after watching it a while, you don't go, you know, it's really not that bad.

Kind of like, funny because they're fighting over something stupid. Yeah, okay. Hey, I appreciate that call. Thank you very much. Jason and Delaware. Let's do one here, buddy. What do you got? Man, my wife watches Dr. Pimple Popper.

I mean, so does my workwife, Amy. And it's disgusting, right? It is. But the worst thing is a doctor now. She might have bought a little Pimble Puppant tool and she chases the kids around with it. You're like, no, Mom, get away. Wait, so your wife chases the kids around with a Pimble Popping tool? She's like, come in and let me get that.

That's not a healthy. Does Dr. Pimple Popper sell this item? Yeah. I don't know. They reach somebody that works with Dr. Pimple Pover. reached out to me about sending me one and I don't know if it ever came in the mail because I never got it and I'm so sad but it's this extractor thing and I need it. For those that don't know and I hope you don't, I hope I'm telling you this for the first time. These are Instagram videos

and YouTube videos of this woman just popping people's pimples and it's right on there and Amy watches and he doesn't smoke but I feel like she wants to smoke afterwards. But she has a TV show now, doesn't she? There's a whole TV show. I saw it on the TV guide. Yeah, that's what he's saying he watches. It's on my TLC or something like that They do a whole show about this? Yeah, man She's a medical professional

Okay, whoever's watching this show You need to check them You need to go check their computers They're weirdos If you're watching this whole TV show I get like a 10 second clip But if you can spend 30 minutes Watch them on pop pimples

There's something weird about you It's not just pimples She extracts all kinds of things It's on TLC Jason Thanks for the call I appreciate you, buddy. Yep.

All right this, there you go. I didn't know that was a TV show. I might have to go watch a video right now. It makes me feel ill. Yeah, it's gross. Hey, Morgan number two, I didn't ask you yet. What show does your boyfriend make you watch that you do not like? First take on, I think it's Sports Center or ESPN.

Is that where they just yell at each other the whole lot? Yeah. It's terrible. It's so awful. Yeah, I try to watch it too. And I watch sports all the time. It's my hobby. I did a sports radio show without even preparing for it

because I can just walk in because all I do is watch sports. That show stinks. You're right. All they do is yell at each other the whole time. What are they yelling about? Who cares? Dumb things. Just yelling me.

What do you do today? Nothing. How's your day? I'm good. I like that shirt you're wearing. Oh, you're cute. He's like, why are you yelling? And then they get on LeBron.

It's a whole thing. Right. Yeah. I'm with you. I'm with you girlfriend. All right. Rachel in Florida, you're on. How are you?

Good. Oh, you chopped out. You good? Yes. Yeah. What show is it that you do makes you watch? My husband makes me watch those, like, old Western shows. And I think they're just so boring.

They don't do anything. They just shoot each other. Yeah, I don't see the fascination with Westerns either. Oh, man, they're so good. But I don't. And growing up in Arkansas, Westerns won all the time. All the time. I just never got into Westerns.

I guess it reminds me of being a kid. I just like the feeling of turning on the TV. TV and watching old movies that were on when I was a kid. I never got into John Wayne. Never got into the shoot-o-mox. The searchers. That's a good one. Watch that one, Bones. Hey, Rachel, thank you for calling. I appreciate that. Thank you, and I'm fortunate to watch the Jersey Shore family vacation.

Oh, that was so good, though. That might be worse. That might be worse. Because at least the Westerns we know are fictional, that they're trying to fool people and I think it's real. It's not real? The Jersey Shore, no, it's all. Oh, come on. Stage.

They're all like 40 now. Oh, I didn't know that. Kids. Craven to get on TV, so they're doing crazy things. So they're getting the storylines. Thank you, Rachel. Thank you. See you later.

Appreciate you calling. By the way, my friends, in the next few weeks, I will be in D.C. They just opened a few tickets up there at Warner Theater, Bobby Bonescom. And then Bakersfield, Fox Theater, Bobby Bonescomedy.com. Two shows. Bakersfield and D.C. By the way, Lunchbox's birthday is today. Yeah.

Do you want your gift from me in the next? segment or never? Up to you? You get your pick? Wow. Hold on. A present from you? You never get anyone presents. That's your thing. You're like, no one should get presents from lunchbox. But this year I thought, what if I bring and give lunchbox a gift? Oh man, I'll take it next. Are you sure? Because it's like what's behind door number three? It might not be good. It might not be good, but I'd rather get something that's not good than not get anything at all. Okay. Huh. Hey, hold on. Does this sound like,

this? What is that? Car keys? What? A car? That'd be cool. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Give me a car.

Oh. No, it's not a car. Oh, okay. Okay. I will give you my gift to you next. Does it sound like this? What does that sound? Credit card.

Sure, you can have my credit card. Pay it off. You know all you want. Today's lunchbox is a birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. And lunchbox never gets anyone a gift. And he complains if you get him one.

Sometimes I've got him something and he complains. At Christmas, he complains because your gifts aren't good. Not because you get him a gift. Oh, birthday time he's complained to. Oh, really? Yeah, because one time, well, I brought it in a day late. I will give you that. But I went and gathered all of his favorite snacks.

But he was like, how lame is that? She just went and got all my favorite snacks. So he's tough. Yeah, it's hard. It's hard. Well, I don't know the lunches ever got me a birthday present. But today I thought, it's lunches' birthday. It's lunch's birthday. He doesn't really get us gifts. But I think today we deserve to shower him with a couple gifts. So let's bring him in here.

Oh, man. Can they fit in the room? And he's only in a speedo. Check it out. All right. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Whoa. They're big. Go with the box. Go with the box first. Yeah. Red wrapping baby. Happy birthday and a bunch of different colors. How old are you today? I'm 37 years old. This guy, 37 years old. All right. Open it up there. My pillow. For your naps?

Oh, yeah! That you'll barely be getting now? Yeah, guaranteed the most comfortable pillow you'll ever own. Amazing. From the pillow guy. Not a commercial. I have one. I love it.

All right. You do love your naps. Don't open it now. There's nothing better in the box. Okay. I didn't know there's some cash money stuck in there. There's no cash money stuck in there. All right.

And here you go. There's a bag. A bag? Oh, whoa. That's heavy. So that's for your naps. It's like turquoise and yellow. It says,

Happy birthday. So your baby gets you some naps, and this is for whenever you get away from the baby. A little... Oh! Nice. Yeah, yeah, sippy sip. Sip. Should we drink something now?

No, we should. That's tequila, right? Yeah. Yeah, you got it. And then I got you this for the actual baby. Oh, man. Which is a gift card for clothes at a, like a store in town. Baby's got to be dressed.

There you go. So a pillow for you to get an occasional. nap. Oh, man. So Petron to get your drink and then a gift card to a baby place. I wasn't going to try to buy you clothes or something. Yeah. So I just got you a gift card.

It doesn't say how much on it. What if it's $10? I mean, I don't even know if that I'll buy a shirt. But what if it was part of a shirt? I mean. I think it's for this much. I think it's for that much. Oh, a thousand.

No. No. Okay. See? Okay. What I'm talking about? Thank you, Bobby. You're welcome.

Wow. Happy birthday, buddy. Man, getting old. I only got some presents, though. That feels good. It took 37 years. I haven't known you 37 years. I've known you for about 14.

What year is it? 2018. 15? 15 years. So that means I've got you one present over 15 years and you've got me zero. Hey, now the ball's in my court. That's true. See in April. See you in April.

See you in April. I have birthday, buddy. Thank you. Look at that. You like them or no? Oh, yeah, man. My favorite one, though, probably the pillow. You'll love the pillow.

It's awesome. I mean, the gift card for the kid's cool, but the pillow's awesome. Yeah, the pillow's awesome. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Over to Morgan number two. Morgan number two, go ahead.

So Marin Morris brought Lindsay L. Cassidy Pope and Raylan on stage at her Nashville concert for the middle. How'd that go? It was awesome. They performed it and they totally killed it. It was a little girl moment. Sounds like cats. That's fun.

They all have really good voices individually. We're probably hearing phone audio. Oh, yeah, that's true. To be fair. I don't want to make you think the Mering can't sing because she can really sing. Like, Mara will blow you away. That's just an odd clip probably of them just all having fun, right? They're probably just passing the microphone.

I don't know. I didn't see it. I stopped falling. The pictures and videos look super cool. Wait, what did you say? I stopped following Lindsay on stuff. You did? Wait.

Huh? Was that, like, ease the pain or? A little bit. Yeah, I get that. I don't want to see. Dang, that's rough. Did you, what? Why are you just now sliding this casually into the 30-second skinny?

Because it's the skinny. No, this deserves its own. No, it doesn't. It's going to come up, so we're in the middle of something, so we got to move on. No, we got next story. We need to revisit. Next story! Okay, I'll bring it up later.

No, we won't. Go ahead. Kenny Chessie recorded a live version of his 30th number one single. Get Along. at Kansas City's Arrowhead Stadium. That's your home, huh? Yeah. It's an awesome concert,

and they did it because it's one of the loudest stadiums they play. I think he set an attendance record, too, for over 57,000. Does the crowd sing in this clip? Do you hear the crowd? I can hear it. Make a friend. Can we all get alone? They messed up the words.

Yeah, I heard a couple people singing the right words. Buy a boat. Buy a boat. Buy a boat. Buy a boat, get along. Bye a boat. I like when he also says call your mom, but y'all don't ever hear that one. Call your mom.

Call your mom. That's a different verse. What else, Morgan number two? A Garth Brooks fan brought a sign to his concert saying Garth first, prom later. So Garth called her out instead of going to prom, come to the second show and help him shoot cannons. Wait, what? Garth first, prom later. Yeah.

So instead of prom. She went to his concert and then was just going to show up to prom after. Oh, is a girl? Yeah. Oh. And she was going by yourself, so instead, Garth was like, hey, just come hang out with me instead of going to prom, and you can come to the second show tonight, and you can shoot out the cannons.

She had the corsage, everything, and I said, once we had two shows at night. She goes, I'm coming to your show, and then I'm going to prom. So who are you going with you? Because I'm going by myself. And I said, well, you know, you could screw prom and just come with us for the second show, come out, shoot cannons. And the sweetest girl of the world, she goes, screw prom, I'm gone. There you go.

Oh, Garth. All right. Thank you, Morgan, number two. Yep. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. I love the stories of overachieving little kids.

You don't, though, huh, lunch? No, not at all. This kid's 11. You graduated college. You got his associate's degree? Crazy. I hope my kid doesn't do that. Why?

Because I want my kid to have a childhood and have friends. How do you know he doesn't have friends? These are the kind of kids that end up curing cancer, though. These are the kind of kids that get so ahead and they're so smart, and it's recognized so early. You can develop that, and they do cure things. like diseases and they find ways to create food. But you, okay, good luck for your childhood over there. And then it would be really rich too by like 15.

Yeah, his name's William. He graduated St. Petersburg College with an associate's degree. His plan is to transfer to the University of South Florida for his bachelor's degree. He wants to get his master's and doctorate. Probably by 15 or so, right? Oh, associate's degree. Come on, guys. That's not even that big a deal.

Do you have your associate's degree? Yeah, I went to college for two years. He's 11 years old. Again, he's 11 years. years old. Yeah, but you went for your bachelor's degree and didn't get it. I don't think that means you have an associate's. Oh, I think you're right. I don't think you have an associate. No, it's not just, well, I did attend a college for two years.

Yeah, he started the elementary school at four, went through colors and numbers and algebra. By nine, he had already graduated high school. That's crazy. That means, I'm trying to picture my son, you know, in the 11th grade right now. He's eight, almost. Yeah, well, there you go. I like that. Not a boy. Some people's brains are just different. Like they grow faster. They can absorb. And some are slower.

That's evident in this room. Some are just slower. I get it. I'm fast. That's Tell Me Something Good right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. It's crushing candy, getting boring, and you want to try something new. Then you have to play the puzzle game. Best Fiends. The game is so fun, you will not be able to put it down.

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Morning Corny. What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? A reptile dysfunction. Oh, wow. That may be your best ever. That might be your best ever. Wow.

That was so good. Wow. Okay. Birthday boys don't praise over there. Wow. Okay. That was the morning corny. The big mega millions drawing was last night. Lunchbox, you buy any tickets?

Oh, yeah. You buy a lot of tickets? I bought a lot of tickets. How'd you do? I won 62 bucks. You won 62 bucks or you actually lost money? Well, I lost money, but of the tickets I purchased, I will be able to get $62.

Back. Okay. So that means you spent more than $62 on tickets. Yeah. Man, and for the first time ever I actually used, like, where I went in and picked numbers on one of the tickets because I used my son's birthday and then my birthday and my wife's birthday. Oh, and it didn't win.

It's weird because you think it would. I know. Now that you have a kid, stuff like that should work. Yeah. It's just fall right into money. I thought that's how it worked. One winning ticket was sold. $522 million.

If you want just the cash option, which I would get if it were made. Fine. That's all, what, one lump sum? You get less, but you get it quicker. Yeah. $308 million. Oh, just terrible. And listen to the first three numbers. One, two, and four. That's crazy. Yeah, it was in San Jose, California, sold it to Ernie's liquor store.

Oh, see? Someone's having a good time, and they win the lottery. Doesn't Ernie get some money? Yeah, he does. Like $20,000 or something. That's great. The owner of the station, or maybe this is the guy who wants it. Do they already know the winner? I don't think they've come forward yet. Okay, it's the owner of the store.

Yeah. That's who came forward. He said, I jumped and came right over to the store. I wonder what he gets. He gets a big chunk of change. Wherever you sell those winning lottery tickets, they get a nice little thing and they always put it up in their window.

We sold a winning ticket here for $1 million. My mind's always blown by our listeners that have won the lottery. They'll call us. Yes. I bet this person that won listens our show. In San Jose? Yeah. I don't think we're on in San Jose.

Have you ever heard of the... I Heart Radio. He was looking for that word. The app. W-W-W-W. Yeah, they probably used to live in Sacramento and they moved to San Jose. Yeah?

So now they... Any of our listeners win the lottery? Hit us up. I love this. Talking about the lottery. People just winning the lottery. Our callers win the lottery. It's crazy, man.

Hey, Tiffany in Florida. I mean, lunchbox is going to explode. I almost don't want to put this call on. She went a lot Well, Tiffany and Florida What part of Florida? Where are you from? Trenton, Trenton, Florida

And I'm going to say this about Tiffany Before she tells you This just happened a couple weeks ago, right, Tiffany? That is correct. You're still floating from this. Am I right? It's so, of course. Sounds like it.

Yeah, it's crazy. So Tiffany in Florida How much money did you win in the lottery? No, my husband actually, I can't take full responsibility but he went into a gas station and a appellant and bought a $5,000 fresh-off ticket and won $500,000. Wow. Goodness gracious.

$5. Is the lottery something that you do regularly? No, we do not. We do not at all. So that's why it's really exciting because we have four children and we can now pay for their college education. Amazing. Did you do lump sum? We did do the lump sum.

Now, what ended up happening is his... 21-year-old cousin was with him, and my husband and him had a pack that they would split whatever they won on a scratch-off. You don't like that lunchbox? Bad move. Who bought the ticket? I put in $3, and then he put in $2. So they, you know, I don't know, he just, he had to keep that pack that he made with his cousin. So we split it halfway down the middle, but, you know, they tax you on 24 percent.

So we walk away with $380,000, and then we split that at $1.90. Oh, my goodness. And you have to think, your husband put in $3,000, the other guy only put in $2,000. Now, that, I go to the judge, and it's $300,000 to $200,000. Yeah, for sure. Do you ever think about that, Tiffany? Right, yes, I do. All right, come on, that popped in your head a little bit.

Yeah, sure. I mean, we did just buy a house 10 months ago, and we've paid 10 months ago. and we've paid 10 mortgage payments and I just paid our mortgage on Thursday. Wow, what a feeling. Super cool. Listen, cousins. Who needs them?

Yeah, come on. It's not like it's a brother or sister. It's a cousin. Probably not even a first cousin. Is it a first cousin, Tiffany? It's my second cousin. Second cousin. Get out of here.

Yeah. Survey says, bye-bye cousin. Polly, that kid's 21 years old and just got that much. I just give his $2 back and say, hit the run, Jack. All right. Hey, Tiffany, thank you for calling. Appreciate your story. Congratulations.

Thank you so much. I listen to you guys every morning. Thank you. For what you do. Oh, man. How about that? Appreciate you. So, I was looking at this picture.

I want to show it to Amy. Okay. This is Tom Brady standing on the beach, which is ill. That's not Tom Brady. Now, here's the thing. I love Tom Brady. I love Tom Brady. The greatest quarterback of all time.

I used to think it's Joe Montana. Oh, it is. It's Tom Brady. I love the Patriots. I love Tom Brady. I love everything about that organization. And I'm not even a Patriots fan. I just love how they went.

But Tom Brady, and he's a great-looking guy. He's standing on the beach, and people are accusing him of overly dad-bod. And you're seeing the picture, and your response was, that's not Tom Brady. Right when you said it, Mike held up the computer and out of the corner of my eye, I would have said that's not Tom Brady. Because I think that came out of my mouth. Hmm. But as I look at his arms, they're very strong. His arms are very strong, so that looks like a quarterback, like a throwing arm.

You go ahead. I have to admit, while he looks great, and he's next to Giselle, who's like, low, amazing. Say what's in your heart. I am a little shock that that's Tom Brady's body. Here's why. For one. See, that's why I can't get dad butt. Everybody's like, dad butt's so hot.

And Amy goes, you don't think that's hard. I didn't say, ooh. Her, yes, her visceral reaction was that she goes, that's not Tom Brady's body. Okay. Because she assumed it would be hot. No, no. I didn't say it's not hot.

There's nothing wrong with this body. Because I have, I need to break this down. Just say it. Because he's a professional athlete and I read all these things that he eats like, this crazy diet. Right? Vegetarian vegan? Yeah.

And like doesn't eat night shades because they cause inflammation. Nightshades. Thanks for watch that show. No, no. That's night court. Oh, no. That's Harry Anderson. Evening shade. And then he works out all the time. I just kind of thought it would be a little bit different, but there's nothing wrong with his body.

Now your head's taking over instead of your heart because now she's thinking about what she wants to say. So is he hot or not? He's still hot. Tom Brady? 100%. So you're saying the dad bod is hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you just said. Amy was shut. We're going to put it up at bobbybones.com. Hey, M2, can we put that up? Yep, it's up right now.

All right. Go look at Tom Brady. Yeah. Were you shocked by it a little bit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Were you like, did you? I expected more definition. Here's what I thought. I looked at it and I went, oh, maybe there's something to this.

Yeah. But there's not. But there's not. Amy looks at it and her reaction. Her reaction was, oh, then her head goes, oh, I shouldn't say that. And I shouldn't feel that way. So that's how people. You just broke it down.

But that's how people react to dad bods too. They only like dad bodd. Wait, wait, what do you mean? No, if you, if you, the same guy, funny, creative, driven. And you say you get the same guy, but you get two body types. Muscular or Dad Bod. But it's the same exact person.

No one's picking Dad Bod. That's my point. So no one looks at the Dad Bod and goes, mm-mm-mm. No, there can be things about it. And here's the thing, women can, they are so, they have so much more depth than men do. They can love and be attracted to a man based on more than just his physical appearance. 100%. You're right.

And that's why the Dad-Bot ends up being okay to them because they're better than us. They can look past the... Just okay, though, not hot. I think they can find other things that are hot. But can we clarify that Tom Brady is not... No, but that's the sound that I think a dad-bought is. He still is hot, but I just was... Tom Brady...

I guess I've never seen him with his shirt off. Now we know. Yeah. And he has kids, guys. He's a dad. That's like seeing one of those characters at Disneyland without their head. You're like, oh, I don't want to see that anymore. Yeah.

Put your head back on, Mickey. I don't like this. It's weird. Keep a shirt on. Okay. But can we clarify, too, that Tom Brady's also not a normal person, so we're judging him based on what we think. Yeah, he's normal. He's got two legs.

Go to Bobby Bowens.com. No, he's like a normal dude. You wouldn't see him at a beach and go. There's a profession. You look at it. Brokewobbybonds.com. So, yeah, my point is, if it were the exact same guy with all the same characteristics, you wouldn't want a dad bodd versus a what?

What? What do you think? Come on. I might look better than this. Wow. Wow. Tom Brady. Really?

Is it the lighting? Is it a bad angle? Raymondo pulled it up. Go ahead. He's got a baby belly there. And you know. Are we judging him unfairly because it's Tom Brady? No.

Well, it's Tom Brady's NFL athlete. We just expect NFL athletes. The greatest quarterback of all time. Maybe I have a wrong image of myself. But guys, I think I look just like that. Wait, so if we put a picture of you and Tom Brady next to each other, you need people would vote for you? Yes, yes.

And you have it, yeah, your skin is more tan. That's an advantage for you. Wow. Mexican. I know. It definitely helps. People need to look at this picture. It's crazy.

Bobby bones.com. The Bobby Bones Show. Baby Box Update. A week and a day ago, Lunchbox had his first ever baby. It was a boy six weeks early. The crazy thing about this. We were on the show going, dude, what if it comes early?

No, he leaves the show that day and they have the baby that night. And he says, it's a boy. Then he says, we don't have a name. And as of yesterday, lunchbox, she had taken it to three names. They are. Miles.

Malcolm? Malcolm. And she liked Jackson. Oh, you've a limit. No, no, but Jackson was just a middle name because remember we compromised. But there was another one. Taylor.

Taylor. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, someone had pointed out on Twitter that if you named your kid Jackson, it's Jack in the Box. Oh, I love that. Oh, that's funny. Cute. So, okay, let's just go over this again.

There's Miles, Malcolm, Taylor, with the Dark Horse being Jackson. Correct. Okay, you guys talked about it yesterday? Talked about it. We were like, listen, our kid is a week old, and we settled on a name. Wait. Oh. You have a name?

We have a name. Wow, okay. Like, we had the, what do you call that stuff, the birth certificate paperwork, and we had to fill it out, mail it in. So we're all good. We settled on dinner last night. We wrote the name on the papers and everything. And so we called my family.

We tell them the name and they're all excited. And we call her mom and dad, and we can't get a hold of them. So we can't announce the name yet because her mom and dad were out at like a play or dinner or something. And so we can't tell until the day. And they'll hear it on the radio. My wife goes, if you say it on the radio before I tell my mom and dad, it is going to be bad news. So I can't say the name, but there is a name.

So we will call them, I'm going to call them, like right when I get home after work today, we'll call them or FaceTime them or whatever and tell them. But you do have a name. We do have a name. First of Ken. Yeah? You got to let them know. Yes.

And then all of us. How do you feel about that? I think it's great. Amy, here's what I think. He brought Jackson back into this without me saying it. That's a good point. Okay, let's debate this. What do we think the name is?

Okay. I'm going to go with Jackson. I think he's had, she flipped him. And I think Jackson is the baby's name, if I'm guessing, just watching his face and his actions. Amy? I had a conversation in the hall with him, and I feel like you might be right.

I think it might be Jackson. So you're going with? Jackson. Eddie? I think the whole thing where he forgot about Taylor, Taylor's out. Or is he playing that? Because he'll do that too where he'll just forget one. That's a good point.

I'm going to go with Malcolm Jackson. I think Jackson's still the middle name. So you're going with Malcolm Jackson. Yes. I'm going with Jackson Jackson. Oh. He gives it both. So the next one he gets.

Yeah. He's like double J. Oh, he gives in now so the next baby he gets full control. He can name it Axel Ace. Yeah. Lunchbox. He gets all the names. Okay, Amy and I think it's going to be Jackson.

Eddie thinks it's going to be Malcolm. Hey, Morgan number two, where are you out on this? I think it's going to be Miles Jackson. Oh. Okay. Mike, do you want to throw your name in the hat here? I think it's Jackson. Okay, I just think he...

You think he's messing with this? I've been with this dude for 15 years. You know his style. I know his style, man. Well, congratulations on that. Thank you. Tomorrow, this is time we can tell us? Yeah, I should be able to announce it once I get a hold of the in-laws.

You don't want to tell them now on air? No! Text them, tell them turn the radio on, we'll all find out together. Love it. Yeah, I don't think. We'll tell all of our listeners turn the radio off. Oh, and only they'll be listening. You can only let them hear it, and then we'll time it and have everybody come back on.

Oh, it's like a 30-second thing? Yeah, we'll be like, turn your radio down for 30 seconds. Only, this is only for lunchbox and his family. And you can trust our listeners. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Okay, well, congratulations.

Thank you. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. All right. Big, big news. Big day tomorrow. Here's Luke Brian running out of gas. Anybody want to explain what just happened?

Yeah, I got on a real road. What? On a real road. He said a real road. He said a real road. He said real road. What a mess. All those boys in there.

He said real road. I follow his wife on Instagram and she posts a video and her caption. She was like, him to get gas. I told him to get gas. And now look at us. According to Forbes, Luke Brian made $50 million. Yeah. 56, maybe? I don't have a gas truck driving

beside me. Doing one of those airplane things where you don't have to stop. It just plugs in. They just plug it in as you drive. That's amazing refueling mid-air, by the way. But yeah, I get what you're saying. Where were they going? Do you know? Is it a family vacation or something? So what are they saying? Are they saying, real road? On a real road. Okay.

Because apparently he's running the gas out on the field before. Okay, okay. Yeah, there's Luke. running out of gas. Celebrities are just like us, guys. Oh, yeah, man. Yeah. There you go.

Anybody want to explain what just happened? Yeah, I guess. Here's a woman taking photos of a Colorado steam train, but the train hits her. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's a selfie? She trying to take a selfie?

She, uh, there's a, in Henderson, Colorado. A historic steam locomotive hit a pedestrian. Oh. The train takes passengers from Denver to Cheyenne and back. the woman taking pictures of the train got too close and she was hit it didn't end well for her and so she's trying to get that perfect picture these selfies and perfect pictures on this missionary 19 years old was taken and I do this we don't talk about people not making it but people are not making it because of selfies maybe the dumbest way not to make it

he was on a cliff and his parents were like to statement he was a missionary and so they walked from an official viewing platform to a slippery rock cliff he was He was taking a selfie and he fell. And we read about people taking selfies with animals and animals attacking them. People trying to get that perfect. You are risking, do risk reward here. You have to weigh them out. Is the reward that you get the perfect picture and 161 people push the heart?

Yeah, likes. Like that's the best you're going to get. And the worst is you can fall off a cliff and die. Is it worth the selfie? People climb on top of these buildings, take selfies? I'm going to say nope. They're out of their mind. I bet they think they're going to get more than 161.

They're thinking in the thousands. I don't know. I've kind of been exhausted of social media. Yeah. I get that way sometimes. I'll go like good where I don't know that it's good, but I'll be on a run where I'll be posting. And then sometimes I notice like I take a few day break because I just can't. I'm taking a break right now.

I'm in a big stressful career situation right now with this place. I've got to make some decisions about this place. Like what? Well, I'm just saying. He looked at this side of the room. No, and not... Oh, man. I don't want to say too much.

I don't want to say too much now, but I've got some decisions to make about my career here. Oh boy. And where I'm going to be and what I'm going to do. You know, that's all. I told you guys, I don't know what's going to happen. You've been saying that for about a year. Yeah, but it's been that long. We've been talking that long.

I've been talking to Amy about it offline. What's he saying, Amy? Offline. Not on AOL. What's he said it off line. I'm going to say it right here. I'm going to say it right now. I've been stressed, man.

We'll talk about it. What is it? I know what I'm going to do. Like, I built this thing from the ground up. Yeah. And now I've got to decide because everybody's like, hey, won't come over here? Oh, yeah? But that's all. That's all.

For now, I'll just figure it out. You know what I mean? Okay. But yeah, I've been a little stressed about that, so I got off social media. Who knows? It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good.

Five EMTs were eating breakfast and IHop and Tom Rivers. We're eating some pancakes, some French toche, hash browns. The bill comes, and it says, thank you for all that you do. Someone had paid the $77 bill. Wow. Yeah. Good for them. What was the place?

I hop. Oh, okay. Yeah, they were eating pancakes, some waffles. Yeah, yeah. We get that part. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Yeah, some orange juice, some hot syrup on my pancake. Yeah.

I mean, that is a cool reminder, too, that if you see first responders out to eat in uniform, and you can do it, that's an easy way to treat someone. Or you see us. Okay. Yeah, because we're first responders. We're the last. Yeah. We're like, ah, we're the one's calling.

I'm going there out of the way. I'm not calling and I'm running. All right, thank you, lunchbox. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right.

I was reading about this giant TV that could be hit in the stores in 2019. And it's a real-life TV. Not a screen you drop, a projector. Okay. It's like a flat screen. It's 146 inches. Wow. That is so cool.

That's big. Mike Dee, is there a price on this? Because I looked at the store and couldn't find a price. Maybe they don't tell you. Oh, it's one of those. I can't imagine it's cheap. And I don't have a man cave or anything like that. But man, 146 inches.

I have a small TV in my living room. So there's a big hole on the wall that's cut for a TV, and my TV's tiny. I was just thinking maybe I'll wait and get the old 140. Is the hole big enough for that? That's like a mini movie screen. Yeah, it's a 104K beast of a TV is the way they describe it from Samsung. 12 foot wide television? 12 feet.

Yeah, that's crazy. I've had this brain fog over the past three or four days. Do you know what that is? Tired? A bit, but you can't recall things. you can't find ends of sentences. Okay. You're just not thinking straight. Getting off medication, I had it really bad when I was getting off anxiety medicine.

And I'm to the point now in my anxiety medicine. I just stopped peeling back. I'm at about an eighth of what I was at the beginning of the year, but then I can't do this anymore. So I'm still there. Like, I have an eighth that I take. But I get this brain fog where I can't find the ends of sentences. I can't figure out people's names. And so I was reading this story about the Nordic diet.

It just makes me think things Amy would do. So the Nordic diet. is similar to the Mediterranean by promoting home-cooked meals. It uses all these oils. It's all about anti-inflammatory. Isn't our buddy Amide? Yes.

Big time. Yeah, he definitely tries to stay away from. That's the night shades that we were talking about too with Tom Brady. It's like tomatoes, mushrooms, jalapinos. I don't know what defines a nightshade, but I know some of the foods that fall into that category that you should stay away from.

Well, I'm reading this and they say, hey, you can do it. It helps your mind. thinking about fish oil. Okay. Apparently that helps your mind. I've seen that vitamin before. I'm stumbling around, though, up top.

That's weird, man. It's a weird feeling, too, because you feel like you're like losing brain cells or something. Absolutely. Yeah. And I just stop talking because I go, I have nothing to say that's what I normally am. Because I try to be the funny guy, the witty guy,

and I usually am pretty good at it. But then I go, oh, I miss like four in a row. I just got to stop. Oh, that's rough. You'd rather be the guy that says nothing that people think you're funny than be the guy that people think funny and you prove them wrong.

I know exactly what you're saying. So what are you looking at over there? Wow. Just the night shade. And yeah, it's weird. It's like not really. It's a plant related to the potato, typically having poisonous black or red berries.

I don't know. Hey, I don't know if they were lying to me, but at the nursery one time when I was buying a plant, they made me buy a lemongrass plant, and they said it helps with brain fog. Okay, you're a sucker. And I bought it. I haven't eaten it yet, though.

You ever have had brain fog? I do. I have it a lot. It's weird. I went to the event last night. They threw this event for me. Nashville Lifestyles. They put me on the cover of the magazine

and they have an event and I like celebrating other people. I hate celebrating me. I've had so much me over the past six months between the book and the radio show and idol. It's been too much celebration to me.

I'm good. But I wanted to respect what they had done. They put me on the cover. That was really cool. And so I go on there's this big blown-up picture of me. It's a massive magazine and I'm meeting people. I met this one woman and I'm such an idiot

because she's very nice. But I went to the first. to give her a hug, and I, she moved her head and I moved my face. And the head butt, no, no. But the head butt went into my eye so hard that I saw a flash. Oh, wow. I've never been punching the face. But I think that's a little bit what it's like punching a face. Because I went to Amy and I said, I can't see straight. Yeah. It hurts so bad. And it was my fault. She had but you. No, I think I faced into her head. Wow, but that was that hard for you to see a white light? Yes. I saw a flash.

I was thinking I should probably be punching the face at some point, right? Oh, yeah. You should, just to experience it. Because I'd never experience, one, punching someone in the face or getting punched in the face. Okay, let's do it. I'm in. I volunteer. To what?

That's true. I'll punch you. I don't think so. Who would you want to be punched by? The thing is, I can't know it's coming. Oh, right. So we just surprise you? Okay, so sometime today.

Yeah, all right. We'll sucker punch you. I like to be sucker punched at some point this afternoon. All right, I'm in. You ever see the episode of Friends where they're trying to, he's trying to punch Joey? Because that, okay. I mean, I'm sure at some point. You lose us so many times when you do that.

All right, never mind. Joey makes fun of Chandler's bracelet? No, I have no idea. All right, whatever. So that happened, let's see, last night, it was a good event. It really was. Here's what I find about things that I dread going to, if it's social. I get there and I go, oh, you know what, this isn't so bad.

But I get so anxious about it. And I'm so awkward. I walk into a group and I go, oh. And then I had to go around and talk to everybody, which is awkward for me. Yes. I had an observation, too. Go ahead. I was proud of you because instead of going to just one corner of the room, you

tried to get to the corner of the room, Eddie. I know. I saw when you first got there, you stayed in one corner. I was like, oh, he's got to get out of that corner. But, dude, you did. You made your rounds, and it was good. It was solid. I wanted to hang out with you guys.

Yeah, I saw you, and I thought you were busy, and you were talking to a bunch of people that I really didn't know. And so I was like, just let him do his thing. I don't have a thing. I feel so awkward. I think I can fake it well, but I don't feel comfortable in those unfamiliar situations.

Yeah. And you would think I would. You think I'd be Mr. Jollycome party. Yeah, you should. Here I am. I'm the party of the day right now. You think they expect that from you? Everybody does.

I don't think it's just them at that party last night. Everywhere I go, people are like, oh, here's funny. Like the comedian, everybody's got a guitar somewhere. Tell us jokes. Come on. Be funny, funny, man. And I'm like, oh, man, I got brain fog.

What do you want for me? Had it for a month now That Nordic diet or something Did that? I wanted to mention this Because Morgan number two came I guess everybody came Except for lunchbox but he had the babies At the hospital

So we were all there And I appreciate everybody coming Yeah Because I also feel guilty That people have to come to an event That's based on me There's so much guilt I'm going to this hard

I'm going to this hardcore therapy thing In a couple weeks And I've got to figure How to get loved I don't know how to be loved You go into that camp thing? Camp Winnamaka Camp Winnama

We hold on a Oh yeah Camp Campo-in-law, we hold you in our hearts. And when we think about you, it makes you want to fart. No, it's never part. Get it right or pay the price, doggy lips. There you go.

Wow. Are you going to that? We'll see. I'm doing something. That's pretty cool. Okay. Because I got to figure out how to feel loved. Because that's a love thing last night.

Accepting people. I just couldn't do it. I just felt guilty. And then I saw that Morgan number two was wearing a shirt that had a tag in it. And, oh, you didn't know this? No. So Morgan number two is our 24-year-old head of digital. She does all our social media, all our web stuff.

Our web girl and resident 24-year-old from Wichita, Kansas is S Morgan number two. And so she has a tag in her shirt because you just bought the shirt? Yeah, and I didn't know if I wanted to give it or not, but I wanted to wear it. Smart. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not smart. There's an ethics thing happening here. You're going to return it, right?

No, I think I'm going to keep it, but I just couldn't. You should keep it. No, no, no, you guys are missing the point of this. I know. She shouldn't, yeah, you shouldn't wear. If anything touches your armpits or your bottom pit, you keep it. The bottom fit. Yeah, you got three pits.

One, two. Really? You know people do this all the time. I know, but not my people. We're a different, we live by code. Oh, wow. And I don't feel like that is ethically the right thing to do. If you commit to the shirt and you're going to let touch one of your pits, one, two or three,

you can't take it back. Oh, man. What about, okay, when I was 23, fresh out of college kind of. I had to go to a wedding, and I had to go to a wedding, and I took them back. Yeah, we're not shocked by that.

Is that? That's kind of your thing, though. It's like your M.O. Yeah, to like cheat. So that's okay. No, it's not okay, but. With you, it is not okay, but we expect you to try to cheat and steal.

Yeah, we don't expect Morgan number two to take back a shirt she wore to Bobby's party. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. I tell you. Yeah, you can call if you want. If you've done this. Oh, Bowens. Do we have that many phone lines?

Yeah, you're going to be getting... You kidding me? Or how you feel about it. Because I feel like the good book would say you shouldn't do it. Oh, I'm pretty sure it's in there. Yeah. That shall not keep tax on shirts. Yeah, First Corinthians.

Thou shirth back with shirteth wearing thou pit. Wow, that's it. Yeah. verbatim. But it starts with he said it. But he said. Yes. As he walked to the valley.

Yes. Especially pit three, though. Pitt 3 is a little more than pit 1 and 2, to be fair. We'll talk about that in a second. Don't think I didn't know is Morgan. Number 2. A lot of people on the phone talk about Morgan number 2. She wore a shirt last night to the party.

They had a party for me and it had a tag on it. I was like, what's up with the tag? She's like, I don't know if I like it yet. I was like, I don't know about that. That being said, I have a bunch of callers. Someone also asked online when I left the party. I think I left before everybody else did. I think I was in and now.

Not in and out. Not fair. I was there for an hour. You stayed a fair amount of time. In and out's not fair. I came in. I worked the room. Right?

In a way that everyone felt like I was there in it? Yeah. There were times I was looking around thinking, hmm, did he sneak out? Do he sneak out? Did he leave? And no, you were there. I was like, woo.

I was trying to grow as an individual. Love it. But I was there longer than Amy. Made Amy leave, actually. Was there longer than, longer than all you folks? Yeah. I closed the party down.

You did? Oh, yeah. They had to kick me out. Oh. They did? Yeah, because I don't like to eat while I'm mingling. No, no, no, that's not true. I don't think.

That's why he doesn't like to go out. Oh, yeah. Eddie definitely came up to us and was like, hey, where are we going out after this? Yeah, exactly. I was like, I got to go home. I don't go out ever during the weeks. I was like, we're out. Let's do something.

On air, Eddie and off air Eddie. Oh, you're back on on air, Eddie. Go ahead. Go ahead. I wanted to go home. I was just missing my wife and kid. Back on air. No, my thing was I don't like to eat when I'm mingling with people, so after everyone left,

all the food was still there, so I ate. A lot. Good for you. Off here, you'll tell us the truth, though. Oh, my gosh. Get out of here. All right, we're going to take some calls about Morgan number two. Amy, you see the difference in on air and off here ready, right?

Do you, Amy? Be honest. Even yesterday on the post show pre-show? Well, yeah, he said that I always look good. What did I tell you last night at the party? Yeah, jokingly, he came up to me. He was like, wow, you look so good. But, I mean, last night, I was dressed up with actual makeup and, like,

I'm consistent, guys. Okay. Hold on a minute. We're going to see what people feel about Morgan number two in this shirt. Bob and Moe. You can find us on Facebook, too, at Bobby Bone's show. Morgan number two, our 24-year-old head of digital. She comes to a party last night that were kind of throwing in my honor, which is very nice.

She's wearing a shirt, but it has a tag on it. Where did you get that shirt, by the way? Forever 21. I liked it. It was a good shirt. It was so cute. Yeah, it was a good shirt. And then I was like, what's up with the tag?

Well, she was going to take the shirt back if she didn't like it. I guess my question is, did you not try it on in the store? No, I bought it online. So it was the first time I had worn it, and I just really wasn't sure what it was going to be like. But could you not wear it in the house one time in a mirror and go, ooh, not for me? Because that I'd be fine with. That's just quick pit. Yeah, you've got to try things on.

I don't see the difference, but okay. No, quick pit to touch your pits quick and take it off. Long pits, if it stays on your pit, you have three pits, two up top and one on bottom. Yeah, and if you sweat. Yeah, pit sweat. So you go, you wear it last night, you hide the tag. Yes, yeah. And you felt like at the end of the night you were going to keep the shirt.

Yeah. I just couldn't. It was like an awkward shirt, so I just really wasn't sure if it was going to be able to be worn that easily. So that's why I didn't take the tag off. I'm one that if I commit to wearing it, if I buy it and I try it on, it can be in the house. So that's fair because it's online. If I wear it out, I own it. Okay.

Question. Go ahead. What if when she returns it, she says to the clerk if they say, you know, why are you this back because you're like, well, actually, I wore it to a party, and it didn't fit quite the way that I thought it was going to, and I'm not happy with it. Is that okay? If they take it back? I think honesty is always the answer. I think if the clerk says, hey, what's up with this? You go, well, I'm just a very dishonest person, and I wanted to get maybe a free wear. That's kind of what's being honest. I mean, that's as honest as you can

be. Right, Morgan number two? I mean, that's pretty brutal, but sure. They've never heard that before. I mean, I feel like my version was honest for her. Like, if she's She were to say, honestly, I didn't know how this is going to fit after I wore it for five hours. But then she wore it for a bit of nude. Are you taking it back? No, I'm not taking it back. That makes me feel better about you. Lily and D.C., you work in retail?

Yes. Yeah. What do you think about this? I don't think that she could take it back. Trying, like, something on in-house is fine, but wearing it out is not good measure. Even out-of-house for an online order is fine. tried on once. See it,

moving or jiggling around, didn't it? But you decide to wear it and commit to it at a party? You're out. You take a picture in it and you send it. Because people do that. It's not that I think you're so dishonest. People are.

So people do all the time. Here's this guy, Tony. Hey, Tony. Hey, Bobby. What's wrong with you? Hey, man. At my sister's wedding, I needed some new jeans

and I didn't, you know, I wasn't sure, like Morgan No. 2 said. I wasn't sure. So I was like, you know what? I don't really like the way they said after a night out. So I took them back. After a night out. Good.

Did you dance in them? No, I was DJing that night. So you barely moved. No, you moved. And they were all in pet number three, right? They were in pit number three? I mean, aside from the underwear. Yeah.

I disagree with that, Tony. I don't think you should have done that. Man, they didn't fit well. He DJed and he fell a little uptight, so you got to take him back. Okay. He wasn't able to DJ like he wanted to. He couldn't throw his hands in the air. Like he just didn't care.

Yeah. Couldn't get low, low, low, low. Carly and Kansas, what do you think about this? I think it's okay Because my husband We bought some boxers not too long ago Two packages And one pair

When he put them on They stretched out And it looked like he was wearing a skirt And he didn't like him So I returned the first package And then I got to thinking I was like oh watch these We wrapped them up and returned them

Okay I don't have a problem With that If it's the first time you tried it on And you didn't wear them out I even get its underwear But still They're not gonna I don't

No he wore them all day Oh all day Oh no She washed them. He should go to jail. He's underware jail. Go to jail. I don't even know underwear jail is. That's the way you should go. I mean, because with that, it's a legitimate, if they stretched out that much, you could legit, just go to the store and say, we are definitely not happy with how much these stretched out. And then just make sure they... We could end up telling them that they were, like, something was wrong with them.

But we still washed them and I wrapped them back up and packets to them back, like what they look like. Oh, man. This takes me question everything about. Yeah, his nutters, we're going to touch, where my nutters are going to touch. Yeah, whoever bought it next. Yeah, I'm going to go, think I'm going to get in French. panties. That's the thing about swimsuits. Oh boy. You have to try them on. If you try on a swimsuit, don't you? I try my swimsuit over

underwear. Yeah. I don't trust people. But don't they have like tape or something? Yeah, but everybody's trying it on that tape. They don't have a fresh piece of tape. It's not the same piece of tape. Oh, I thought you just put a piece tape on you. No, no, no. The tape comes in the, it's a liner that goes in the swimsuit. But like, everybody uses that liner. It's not a fresh liner every try on. So heck to the no. I do not take my underwear off if I'm trying on swimsuit. Duh.

It makes me... I'm disgusted that PIT 3 is rubbing up on different things. And people are just slamming things on. That's how you end up getting SARS. No, I don't think so. Oh, that's not it? I don't think that's how it. Sars.

That's a blast from the past. Remember if you had those masks? They were like SARS. These are, since 1979, they've had a pop chart. And these are the most danceable songs on the pop chart since 1979. So they went and said these songs are the ones

that scientifically make you want to dance the most. At number five, from 1979, it's a song called Pop Music from the group M. Now see if you recognize this song. It's the only older one on the list.

Do you know this song? I mean, I feel like it sounds like multiple songs from back in the day, I kind of want to dance though. I'm moving. Yeah, me too. I'm doing the robot.

Okay, number four. Of course. Vanilla ice, ice, baby. Now, we were kids. We were real kids. Like, first grade, second grade. But you think about Morgan number two? She wasn't even born yet, I don't think.

No. No, no chance. 1990? No, I wasn't born yet. Wow. Do you know this song? Yeah. Like Morgan number two hearing this,

It's like me hearing Led Zeppelin, a band from the 70s, they're like, oh. You didn't live when they were making this music. That's crazy to me. The tempo, I'm on a roll. Do you know the words Morgan number two, 24-year-old? Just the chorus, the ice, bass. You don't know this? No, everybody else know it?

Do you know? Did you stop? No, I just broke by Kepton. Pursuant to the next stop. I mean, everybody knows all the words in the song. The block was dead. Right, you know. So I continue to A1A.

Each Rock Avenue. The bikinis rock Okay Number three Most danceable Come on From 2002 Nelly Hotting Her

Oh yeah I was in college Working it Were you working it? Is that W-E-R-K? I used to go to phone parties Oh they were so good

They were disgusting Oh no And people would just like Make out They would just hunch on each other What And you would You would get really

With a rash I don't know if it's from the hunching or the soap I think from the foam You would be like Why did I do that? They would put tarp all over the floor in a club in Little Rock. I would go to these clubs at Joe's Big Bamboo.

They pour it all out there. And we would just get in that. And the great thing about it was nobody cared who it was. You couldn't even see that. That's crazy. It was like those parties, see movies. Everybody had a mask on and they just all make out and hook up. Oh, Tom Cruise movie.

Yeah. So everybody's just like grinding with each other. And sometimes you be like, turn around. Let me see. Do they still have a little parties? I don't know. They seem dangerous. Now I'm old. I mean, I used to go to phone parties for sure, but now I'm like, oh, those are dangerous.

Hey, Morgan number two, do you know phone parties? Yeah, I know phone parties. Did you have them? Yeah, when I was in college. So awesome. I mean, that's about when I went to 22. A lot of fraternity sorority parties would be foam. What was the big party that you guys did in college?

Lou O'O's. That was really popular. That's what I'm doing for my Labor Day party. Labor Day Louis. Did I tell you guys that? Yeah. No. Well, you said you're planning it. But that's what it's going to be. Labor Day Luau

And we're going to do it on the Sunday of Labor Day Not the Monday of actual Labor Day So we don't have to go the next day into work Great, it's perfect We can bounce back Sunday Sunday Yeah, the recovery day From our Charlie Temple

Number two, danceable song I'm bringing sexy back 2006 is Justin Timberlake sexy bag Yeah Yeah You don't like the one by M? No. Not for the dance party.

Pop music. No, it sounds like the tin man should be dancing to that. The number one song, most danceable song. Timberlin, give it to me. Remember this had Timberlin, Nelly Furtado was in it. This is not a bit of Hurtado. Nellie Furtado was awesome. Yeah.

I think Justin Timberlake may have been in this song too, was he? They all were doing good songs. That always confused me, the whole Timberlin, Timberlake thing. Why? I always thought it was Justin Timberlake. Just always when it was Timberland. I know. Confusing.

Is Justin Blake in this song? He was? I, for the record, I've never been confused by Timberlin and Justin Timberlake. Let the record show. I was never been caught. Yeah, that was a jam, man. Yeah. I used to love Nile Furtado.

I'm like a bird. I'm like a bird. I only fly away. Whoa, that's really good. I don't know where I'm going. That's not how I go. I don't know where I'm here. Amy, that's your wheelhouse.

I don't know where I've been. That's, you don't know the words. These are my words. This song would come on and I would go, oh, music changed forever. You said that? Yeah, I'd be like, this. Yeah, that's the greatest hit of all time. Man, that's when they said when Johnny Cash came out.

Yeah, yeah, I was like this. It's like, Nelly Portato, I'm like a bird. And it's when I was like KLAZ. They'd be like, hey, everybody, high at five at nine tonight. Did she pull up all his bones here. Playing the hits in number one, it's Nellie Portato and her new one. I'm like a bird. Here you go.

You're beautiful. That's for sure. That's when I still had the fake radio voice. I was trying it. You never ever make. Do you even know Nellio Bertadu is, Morgan number two? Yeah, not like a lot, but yeah, I know of her. For a minute, she was the greatest of all time.

I won't ever change. I don't my love is where. I only fly away. I don't know where my home is. Oh, my whole is. Oh, my holiest. Maybe I have to meet it. Oh, it's like away.

That's good. I don't know where my soul is. I don't know where my home is. Yeah, that's good, man. What is she saying? I don't know. I'm impressed. You know a lot of those words?

You know that song? I know a little bit, but she was nailing it. Yeah, thanks. Except for the hole. I don't know where my hole is. That's the weird line. Lauren Taylor shared pictures and videos of a mountain line or living room. I don't know, Lauren, but she says the beats was agitated after realizing that the mountain line couldn't get out of the house.

So the lion ended up napping behind her couch for six hours. That's amazing. She says she used telepathy. What is that? Telepathy. Telepathy. Telepathy. Oh, okay.

Telepathic. Yeah. Yeah. That's a weird of them to say. So mind waves. To guide the mountain lion outside. Hmm. But after six hours, I think the lion just got bored.

There's no telepathy. There's no telepathic powers controlling the boredom of the animal. He had to eat. So she said when she came to say it was going to be. on, the animal was frightened, agitated, and determined to exit through a closed window. It couldn't. Calm down, took a nap, and that she used her mind and got the lion out of there. Listen, my mind would have been out the door.

Oh, lion by. Yes. I'll be back tomorrow. Lion, keep the house. I'm out. I'll be back. Help yourself to the fridge. Anything you want.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's know. We're transmitting across America. Brittany and Georgia, good morning. Hey, good morning. What's happening with you? Nothing.

We just woke up and my kids heard it was lunchbox's birthday. We wanted to say hello. We've been listening since we moved back to the States in 2013. We were stationed overseas in England. My mom kept talking about you guys. Like, you're so awesome. You were her best friends. And so then we started listening.

And now once you broke up with Lindsay, she quit listening. But we still listened. I didn't break up with Lindsay. Lindsay broke up with me. Wait, she only listened because I dated Lindsay. Wow. Yeah, and then she stopped listening after I got dumped. She listened for years and years,

and she just thought Lindsay was the one you guys were going to get married. And when it didn't work out, she's just like, I've lost hope. I just can't do this anymore. Yeah, join the club, Mom. So, anyway, and my kids wanted to tell us about happy birthday. All right, put them on real quick. Okay. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. There you go. Thank you. Yeah, they just got a new puppy this weekend. They were trying to name at lunchbox, but it just didn't flow so well. Didn't fit. I can name an L.B. Other options.

Hey, thank you very much. Have a great day. The Rapps Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Man, I feel bad for the pitcher of the Cardinals. His name's Austin, and he was pitching a no-hitter last night when the fire alarm went off at the stadium. You talked about the worst time for this to happen. this is the fire alarm at Great American Maritime.

Of course, if I'm a cynical Cardinals fan, you know what I'm thinking. These Reds will do anything to break up a no-hitter. Why not? They think the fans pulled it, right? Yeah. Isn't that what they think? Well, the Reds reported it as a malfunction in one of the detectors units. A malfunctioning one of their idiot fans.

Don't you think that that's what they did? Probably. I mean, that's just so wrong. The card still won, 4 to 2. But he didn't get the no-hitter. Because right when they got back on the field after the break, somebody hit the ball. My favorite thing about Amy in sports stories, she goes, I love it.

So this is a guy named Austin. Like no first name, last name, nothing. Gumber? Yeah, yeah, there you go. All right, what else? Duh. Okay, guys, we got to stop talking dirty to Siri and Alexa, because it's happening. There was a story.

You're talking to us? Because we, I don't. Tech industry insiders are saying that guys, aka, lonely men are talking to their virtual assistance making them talk to them, you know, bones? In a certain way. I don't talk dirty. First of all, I'd much rather talk to Alexa than Siri because I talk to both of them a little bit.

And sometimes they get them confused. And so I like to talk to Alexa. Honestly, I am pretty lonely sometimes. Like, I go home and I'm lonely. I don't like. I mean, is that out? Let me get to my point here. I don't try to have sex with the dot, okay?

Oh, I didn't think that that was it. I think that just, you want. My point is I do tell it good night. Stop. I thought they'd be like, good night, Bobby. No, it's nothing like that. But I do tell a good night and I do like say little things so I don't feel so alone sometimes. That's sad.

Like what? Like, you're beautiful. No, nothing. I know you're kidding. But I'm not really kidding. Like I do. You really talk, say good night to her. I do.

I say good night and I wake up. I mean, I do. I mean, I do. Who else I talk to you? Mike D? He didn't even talk. Okay. So we are sort of kidding, but I also need to know what you have or say that makes you feel not alone.

Nothing. I just talked to her. That's it? Just normal things? Yeah. It's not funny. It takes the place of my dog, too. What do you mean? It's not funny.

Because I'm talking to my dog all the time. Oh, that's sad. And my dog dies. Who am I talking to now? So I'm getting fortnight so I can talk to 12-year-olds. Oh, wow. Wait, that's not. Sounds bad.

Pump the brakes? I don't know. I don't know you talk to Alexa. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, what else, name? Okay, so snake massages are a thing. And here's why people are.

letting snakes slither all over their bodies because they will, they're pretty heavy. And when the weight goes on your body, it adds pressure. They'll go along your chest, wrap yourselves around your feet, your head, your arms, and like squeeze real tight in the release and it feels really good. That squeezing real tight thing is not for me. And I went on a whole rant yesterday about how snakes are actually good. First of all, they're part of our ecosystem that wraps it over. There are a lot of things that snakes won't attack you unless they're threatened or hungry.

I don't like that. I don't like human squeezing me if I'm not cool with it, though. I don't like the snake squeezing because I can't talk to them. Right. Plus, how do you tell them? Okay, stop squeezing. A little too hard, snake. Hey, hey, let go a little bit.

Sammy, the snake. Chill out. Well, the people that are doing these snake massages say that you actually can leave there really relaxed. It helps release tension and fear. That's not true. What else? That's it.

I mean, that's my pal. You're lying. The whole thing's a big charade. That's not the thing. That's a wrap for today. I'm actually flying to Philadelphia today. I don't know that I've ever been to Philadelphia. And I've been everywhere. I mean, I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere.

Like where? Where have you been? Well, I've been to Maine and to Boston and Florida and California and Michigan and Texas and everywhere. Yeah, Salina, Wichita. Yeah, all the days. You've been to Michigan? Yeah, I've been all over. But I don't think I've ever been to Philadelphia. And can I call it Philly?

Oh, you have to. I've never been. My friend is from West Philadelphia, born and raised. Yeah, I know him too. He got pretty lucky. He got a fortunate situation. Oh, is he playing basketball? Well, he used to spend a lot of his days on the playground.

Rich, rich uncle, man. Oh, okay. So I'm going today, I'm going to speak. The Bobbycast, my podcast has become this odd phenomenon where I was only doing it because I love songwriters. And now it just gets so many plays. And so they said, hey, please come speak to this podcast convention. Oh, it's a podcast convention? Yes, I'm going, I'm like headlining the thing.

Amy, I'm telling you, this was not on the agenda of Bobby's things to do in July or August. I'm excited to do it. I just didn't think the podcast. It's called the Bobbycast. There's one up now, and it really focuses on music. So Eddie and I did one that you can hear now of us finding bands and where the inspiration for their names came from. So we talked about bands you've probably heard of and didn't know why their band was named at. So that's up.

Just search Bobbycast on Iheart Radio or search Bobbycast on Apple Podcasts. We did another cool music one recently. Oh, the two hit wonders. Because you've heard of one hit wonders. Yeah. But artists who've only had two hits. That's pretty cool. And then they're gone.

So we did that. And you know, Kimberly Schlappman from a little big town came by the house. You know, just me and Kimberly talk for an hour. There are a lot of them. So you can check out the Bobbycast, but that's where I'm headed today to go and speak to podcasters. And I have to do it tomorrow right after the show, so I can't fly tomorrow. Right. So I'm going to work from Philly.

Yeah. Tomorrow morning. Own it. So are you going to do the Rocky thing? You run up the steps, you have to do that, right? I don't know. Yeah, you have to run up the steps like Rocky. I think there's a statue up there, and then you have to see the Liberty Bill.

Oh, yeah, Liberty Bell. Yeah, it's got a crack on it. Happy birthday lunchbox. Thank you. I hope, days are good. Going to the hospital today? Yeah, I'm going to the hospital today. See the kid.

Yep. Amy? Hanging out with my kids. Yeah. Yeah, because I got to go back to Austin soon. For your dad. So, yeah, I'm going to soak up more kid time. There it is, everyone.

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