The Bobby Bones Show - The Weekend Show Special! (05-02-21)

Episode Date: May 2, 2021

Bobby wanted to bring you an extra show to listen to this weekend! We start by addressing Raymundo's dream job was filled to be an announcer for the Tennessee Titans and how he bought a Ring light to make better quality Cameo videos. Eddie also talks about seeing his parents for the first time in 2 years. We also do a battle of 90’s Country vs. 2000’s Country. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That's a go-to. What do you want me to do? Leave all this on the recording. And then introduce me like you do in the post show. This is the weekend show. Let's send it to Bobby Bones. Send it. I can almost touch Ray.

I'm that close to him. Did you see that they hired the Tennessee Titans hired the announcer? And it wasn't Ray? But Ray didn't ever send a thing in because he was like, I got to get a nap in. Yep. I mean, he didn't want it. People, I did get a lot of Twitter messages. They were sad that I didn't get the job.

I didn't apply for. I didn't even go to the tryout or anything. I think that's even worse than... Terrible, man. That was your dream gig. The guy that got it, way more passion, and it might be his only job.

No, I'm just kidding. He has other side stuff. He was like an ex-player or something. Who got it? I believe he does some documentary type stuff. He has a podcast. We don't know who got it. You have a podcast.

That's a side thing. I mean, I believe his main job is podcasting. So Matt Rogers? Give him a Sunday. He was probably wide old. Give him a Sunday like an ice cream Sunday or give them a Sunday like to go do the game. I'm saying creatively, I'm trying to already get the juices flowing on a Sunday and I'm going to be sitting there going, here's your titan! Yeah, that would be awesome.

If the Titans are good. If they suck and there's nobody there. I used to do Austin Ranglers and they had an arena team. Work all week. I go to the Austin Ranglers. Oh, man. He played in the Rose Bowl for Washington and he was a finalist on season three of American Idol. So he's going to sing.

I thought, Ray, you said he played for the Titans. No, no. I knew he was an athlete. Okay. You just didn't want it. Say it. I do want it. If it was my full-time job, but they don't do that. It's not even part-time. They're like, oh, we'll pay you for five hours a week. There you go. Have that it, kid. But it opens up so many doors. Again, I was the Austin Rangler's announcer. I was the voice of Texas State Athletics. You want to know how many doors it opened zero.

That's a college team. All right. You know how many doors are open zero. Because you didn't have pushed the door handle. He didn't turn it. He didn't want it. He didn't want it. Anyway, we recorded this on Friday. after the show, because we were like, we have some content that we wanted to get to. I'm afraid that some of those stuff is just so good

and it's going to expire, so I kind of wanted to talk about it here. But we put this up on a Sunday. There's really not a weekend show that's going to be a thing, generally, but that's it. Everybody's feeling pretty good about having to stay a little late and record some stuff. Yeah, it's of course, it's fine. So excited.

Okay. Lunchbox is mad. I do have a list of stuff that I just wanted to get to, but for some reason we couldn't get to all this week. Number one, Ray Moon, do I had to break down and make this millennial purchase and he's so disappointed himself. I don't even remember what this was, but I made a note to talk about it whenever you told me about it. Go ahead. Yeah, I went on Amazon with Bay.

I was putting this off for years, honestly. It's one of those things you don't want to have to buy. We got a ring light. One of those things you put behind the cameras. I have two ring lights. Yeah, I have a ring light. It's just such a millennial type thing. And I tell my wife, we got to hide in the bed.

If we have guests over and they see a ringlight, that screams. vain. They're all into themselves. All they do is TikToks and videos of themselves. I'm for it before the lighting because my wife also had some conference calls where they said, hey, it's a little dark in your apartment because of the lighting in the background. So there you go. We did $80 on Amazon. I recommend it. Get the ring light. I had to do it all the time for work stuff. But you put it behind the computer. It's actually really cool. Yeah. I don't think you should be embarrassed about that. What are you doing with the ring light? We do our cameos on the ring light. When my wife has business meetings, boom, the light has. never been more perfect in the apartment. If I have to jump on a little call, talking about my t-shirts and stuff, ring light. I hit one button. It's good to go. Okay, I have a couple questions here. Just following up. Number one, how's the cameo life coming? Still a lot of them? Very good. They've been flowing in. So weekend show. All right. So, yeah, we're still back about 15. You haven't done yet? Well, I mean, we were behind. We did 15 the other day. We just do them

when we wake up to five every morning. And so how much are they? 35 now? They are 35. And so, I mean, this is getting quite lucrative. Your reviews are now five star. Yeah. Yes! It's gone up. They must have fixed that other one, huh? Yeah. But I saw him do one the other day in the studio, and it was only like about a minute, maybe a

minute and a half max. So I don't know how that takes him so long. Well, that one had some other elements. It was quick. They just wanted a shot of the studio, which I did, and they said, Eddie in it, and we got that and even lunch and scuba Steve. So that one didn't need to be two minutes. So do you pay them?

I gave, I Venmoed Eddie $5. Oh, that's cool. You didn't Venmo me anything. You don't need to Venmo them money for being in your cameo? Why not? I told it. Lunchbox tries to get me in his cameo a little time and I run. I'm like, no, unless you pay me.

They're friends. They get in your crap. I told Ray, come shoot one up here. I'll be in it all day. I won't charge you a thing. But then he goes, well, then Bay is not in it. And Pablo. Yeah, and they want them.

Just shoot it. If you want me and want a raise, I'm happy to do it. You put it up there. Put bones in there. I'll give you two free ones. That's him. That's him. That's him. Not me, man.

I have $5 a video. How much is he's made over like a thousand dollars? Can I, right? How much do you, how many have you done as a, and then we'll get off cameo? But how much have you done here? Uh, we're in the 110s. I can pull the exact, uh, we've done 112. 112 cameos. Mike, can you just math for me?

Because they also take out 20. Okay, well, just do it at 30 bucks. The low, low price of 30 bucks. So Mike is doing it here. Okay, but I need it. What's the percentage they take? 25%. Okay, now take 25%.

out of that? So yeah, how much are we talking? We're basically talking 33. You just put it right there. Oh, boy. Mike's struggling with math a little bit. Ray's made over $2,500. Wow! Yeah! Man! He's on to something. All right. We'll move on. Thank you, Ray. I have a lot of bills coming up. Maybe I need to do some

cameos. Eddie hadn't seen his parents in almost two years. Yeah. Now they are here. Crazy. They came for the first time. COVID. How's that going? Well, we hadn't seen them for a few months before COVID. And we're like, yeah, yeah, we'll fly up there. They kept saying, like, when we're just really busy right now, we can't get up there. And then COVID hit.

And then we didn't realize that it was going to add another year to it. But they flew in. They got to see our kids play baseball. They're just in heaven right now because, I mean, really, like, my 13-year-old, the last time they saw him, they're like, he's grown at least two inches. Like, this is just crazy. And then they started crying when they first saw him. My kids started crying.

Your 13-year-old is getting tall. Tall, his voice is getting lowered. Sometimes I won't see him for two months. And then I'll come over and I'm like, huh? Yeah, I know. Like him and I had a beer there the night. We were just talking about. Looking at girls.

But you having fun? Yeah, man, it's been really good. We've had a lot of fun. There was something we've been trying to get to for a while, which was 90s country versus 2000s country. And what happened was, Katelyn loves 2000s country. She thinks that it's very underrated. She doesn't say it's better than 90s country, but she goes,

2000s country is so underrated. So I'm going to play the top five songs in 90s country and 2000s country based on radio play. And we can actually put them up against each other if you want. Come on. Let's go. Like 5 versus 5? Yeah. All right, 90s country at number 5, Brooks and Dunn, boot scoot and boogie.

In 2000s country, number 5 from 2009 is the tough one, the house that built me. Oh, that's good. So Boots Scoot and Boogie Or The House That Built Me, Amy? Collie, this is hard. I mean, I'm going to go with The House that Built Me because while I love Boots Coom Boots Boots Booggy, it's not my favorite Brooks and Dunn song. Eddie? Boots Scoot and Booty Man.

Yeah, Bootskin Boogie for me too. All right, but did you get a vote there? Yeah. Next up, Kenny Chet. No, no, let's do 90s country. Toby Keith at number four, should have been a cowboy. 1993. I should have been a cowboy.

Number for 2000. Kenny Chesney, don't blink. Which one of you pick? Don't blink. Just like that. You're six years old and you take a nap. I'm taking don't blink from Kenny Chesney. Oh, I should have been a cowboy all the way.

You know what, man? I'm not that big of a fan or should have been a cowboy. I'm going to go to Kenny Chesney. Yeah, me either. Oh, maybe it's just like nostalgic to me. Like 993, I know right where I was. Okay, so far one to one. Okay.

Your number three song, 90s country, was Garth Brooks the Dance. 1990. Don't even say the next one. It doesn't matter, right? It doesn't matter what the song is. It might. Number three for 2000's country, Carrie Underwood before he cheats.

Oh, yeah. The dance. Good song, but it's the dance. Sure, it's fine. It's easily to dance, okay. At number two, 90s country, George Straight, check yes or no. Amy, I didn't hear you go.

Don't even play the next song. Well, this is not my favorite George Strait song. Believe it or not. Oh, yeah. It's like... What's your favorite Blake Shelton's song? I don't know.

It's not 2000s because Austin was probably 90s, right? From 2001, here's Austin. Oh. Battle of number two is George Strait, check yes or no or Blake Shelton, Austin. Okay. George Strait, check yes or no. Check yes or no, hands down. Check yes or no.

Final one. From the 90s, Garth Brooks, Friends in Low Places. Or number one from 2000's country, Brad Paisley Whiskey Lullaby. Oh, what are you going to do? My issue is... Stick to your roots. My issue is... I'm not going to blame them.

You're going to show up in boots now, or what? My issue is, obviously, you guys know Garth is my favorite, but Brin the Little Places isn't. Right. That's how I felt about George, but then it was up next to... Where Brad Paisley is not my favorite. at all, but Whiskey Lullaby is my favorite. Like, it's like a top song, period. I see where you're leaning now.

Yeah. Go ahead. That's fine. So I pick Garth Brooks still. I have to. I have to. There we go. Eddie?

Yeah, Garth, of course. Friends in Low Place. Garth. Okay. So, four to one. Pretty good, huh? Yeah. Still, though.

That was something I wanted to get to. But 2000s did okay. Well, those songs were all really good. I've never been a big Toby Keith guy, just in general. No, me either. Like, fine. I mean, I like him as a problem.

person because he's just so funny. Yeah, me too. I think he's fine. I just never was in Toby Keith's music. But should have been a cowboy? Yeah, just, it's all right. Good stuff. I like, I comes on, I sing it. But he's not in my like upper echelon. I'll be wearing my sex shoe. Six shooter. I know, but when I was in 1993, I thought he was saying sex shoe. But you said what's that lyric? Then we told you when you argued with her. Because I still don't know what it is. I still sing sex shoe. And then you should. It's six shooter. Six shooter. I like his, uh, the, uh, the You song. I want to talk about me. I want to talk about you. No one on me. Oh, me. That's a jam.

You're eventually going to enjoy the same food as your significant other just because you're together all the time. Is there anything that your wife likes that you maybe you didn't and you kind of came over to? 100%. What? Avocados. I didn't like avocado. No, wacamole. I know I'm a bad Mexican. Always hated it my whole life. Avocados did not like them. My wife, however, she does avocado toast for breakfast. She loves it. Man, I started trying it. Now I'm kind of like, hey, give me that avocado, put it in my salad.

Yum. You know, what's interesting about that is I've always kind of liked avocado, but I eat avocado toast now all the time because Caitlin eats avocado toast. And she makes a great, let me tell you what she does. And I'll put avocado toast up there as mine as well. She does a bagel. She puts cream cheese on the bagel. She then puts scrambled eggs on top of that cream cheese,

so it sticks to it and then puts avocado on top of that. See, man, that sounds so good. It's not quite avocado toast, but it's like avocado bagel. It is so good. And that secret cream cheese in there that you don't even see, that just gives it that little bite. Like that savory. And then, yeah, it helps the eggs stay on the bag. Yeah, and the eggs don't go anywhere.

Throw it across the room the other day. It stayed right on it. It didn't move. Amy, you? No, I can't really think of anything. Things that I don't like, like, my husband loves olives. I still hate olives. You know what will happen?

Caitlin will cook and she'll put onions in. food and I hate onions, but now I know they're going in there, but she cooks them up real small so I can't see them. It's like a little kid. You're a child? You a lunchbox? I'd say, I guess hummus, but I'd never even heard of hummus until my wife and so I ate it the first time. I was like, oh, this is weird.

But now I can jam some hummus. Yeah, hummus pretty good. Garbozzo beans, if I'm not mistaken. Yes. It's a garbonzo bean. Oh, that's what it's made of? Garbonzo. I just like saying garbanzo. Arbanzo. Amy, your cousin agrees with what I said about the birds in your backyard? Oh yeah, she told me, she sent something, or she saw me post about

the Blue Jay, and she was like, oh my goodness, it's so like your dad to show up as a Blue Jay. Because you think your mom shows up as a Cardinal? Yes. And then my dad now is a Blue Jay. But then I started researching Blue Jays, and it said that Blue Jays, they mate for life, like one mate. And I was like, ah, my dad was married four times. I don't know that he's looking to be a Blue Jays. So do you think that the Blue Jay could be a sign? It was pretty crazy that I had never had a Blue Jay visitor that I had noticed in my backyard until after my dad passed away. I will say that that was pretty crazy.

Like, I had never had a Blue Jay so much so that when the Blue Jay came to my backyard, it looked like so exotic and rare because it was so pretty. And then I realized, oh, it's a Blue Jay, a very common bird in Tennessee. But I had never had one in my backyard. Amy's really into her bird feeder. I really am.

She now has a dream bird feeder she'd like to have. Well, yes, I was sitting at my kitchen table working on my puzzle, and I thought, how great if my window right here, there's a window literally to the right of me, and my bird feeder sits on the other side of it. But if I open up my window and then maybe put a little bird seed next to me in my house, like I also have a little tree in my kitchen, I feel like the birds may make their way in and come just sit right by me and get food and then eventually fly back out. You want the birds in your house.

Not like all the way in my house, but just in my little bird kitchen area nook, like where they can come in and maybe they'll sit right by me while I have coffee, work on my puzzle, and then they'll get their bird food and then they'll fly right out. It just sounds dangerous that birds are going to come into your house. And dangerous, I guess. I just am wondering if they're... You won't be able to get them out, is my point. This sounds creepy, but it's like I'm luring them in.

And I'm wondering if they will come. Why is that creepy? They're just birds. Yeah, do it. I mean, they won't poop in your house. No, you have to worry about that. They'll poop everywhere on your head. That was a joke. No, I was thinking they might hold it. You'll go to bed thinking they're all out and you'll hear a house. It is a dangerous thing to do.

Birds fly around in your house. I know. I don't want them to get trapped because I know they need to be free. They might need to return back to their burn nest to give bird to, like, their family. I have so many baby birds right now. It's amazing. It's like I'm feeding. I'm feeding so many. animals, it's great. I love that they come to me for food. It's like my house. They're relying on me.

Except for a minor kid animals. Let me say this about Amy too. What happened during the show, maybe Wednesday or Thursday show, Ray goes, hey Amy, maybe a couple minutes late. The start of the show, you weren't late. You actually got here on time still, but you had a flat tire on the side of the road. So you called Eddie to come and pick you up because he comes the same way. I knew he was going to be, he could come the same way. So I thought, wow. At first, I was driving along and I thought, what is that sound? Like, I don't, I don't understand this noise. Like, where is this car next to me with maybe some weird muffler thing? And then I realized the sound was me. And I had a flat tire. But then you left the car and I said, hey, where's your car now? You're like,

side of the road. Well, what's going to happen? Well, you said, who fixed it? Oh, shout out Moody's tire in auto service. Like, they're amazing. And they were like, well, we'll come. We're headed there now. So just leave the keys there. We got you. all good. That way when we replace your tire, we can drop it back off at your house for you so it's not on the side of the road, but you've got to leave the key. And so, yeah, I left it on the side

of the highway with my key in it. And Eddie was like, oh my God. Oh, my goodness. And I was like, they're going to be here fast and how awesome they're going to bring it back to my house. So yeah, I risked it. And Eddie and then we were talking about if your car gets stolen, does insurance cover that?

Yeah. And I mean, how far are they going to get with a flat tire. Right. You got to check your insurance policy because when my car got stolen, it was not covered. Yeah. If I stole a car and had a flat tire, I would drive that thing until it couldn't drive anymore to get it somewhere to get a new tire, switch it out. Yeah. I mean, it

but it didn't get stolen though. Nope. Nope. And I got four, apparently all four of my tires were just not in good shape. So I, that was one of this. That happened to me. I had some kind of weird sound on my car and they were like, you know your front two tires are bald. I was like, I did not know that. No, that's where you said, you're bald. No, because then they took a picture and they were

bald. No, and I trust Moody's. Like, they are awesome. They really do take care of me, and they wouldn't steer me wrong. So I knew when they told me I needed four new tires. I was like, well, this is when I hate being an adult, because now I have to buy four new tires. And I wasn't expecting doing that. A couple podcasts to recommend the biz tape. It's like a music insider podcast. Colin and Joe are talking about how much music services pay artists per stream. If you ever wondered that? Yeah. Like how much somebody makes per stream, they have it. The number's a lot lower than you think. And then on four things with Amy Brown, Amy sits down with therapist Cat DeFada. Cat DeFada. Kat DeFada. Talk about the 10 pleasures in life. Simple pleasures. So check

out the biz tape or yeah, simple pleasures. I guess 10 pleasures may go a whole time. Yeah, no. Ten simple pleasures. But, I mean, we went on so many different rabbit trails. Tell me more. It's a good episode. It is. Yeah. Like, it was supposed to be four different things that we were going to end up doing. And that 10 simple pleasures. supposed to just be the first thing. But we went on and on and on about all the things and went down so many different loopholes or rabbit holes that it ended up just being one big, long thing. And I didn't change it. Like, I was like, this is great. I'm not changing a thing. The Four Things podcast with one thing.

I have a note that says Zoe Day Chanel shares a sweet birthday message for Jonathan Scott. Is this audio? Oh, why is this? Why would I have talked about this? Is it so interesting? Or no. Oh, okay. I didn't know. I just saw it here. Mike had written here. The property brother. Yeah, let me read it. I haven't read this yet. Okay.

This is how we do the weekend show. We just guess. We just guess that's going to possibly be good. Have birthday to my kind, sweet, wonderful, hilarious, clever, generous, caring, handsome gentleman who sometimes orders pizza and grilled cheese at one meal. I love you always and always. Oh, that's cool. I love you always and in always. Huh?

I don't get it. I love you always and in always. Yeah. Oh, always. Okay. A-L-L-L. I don't want a team seem too sappy or hyperbolic, but that simple truth is I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Oh.

That's sweet. Yeah. It's cute. Always and all. I like that. Always and always. Okay. I have that.

Another thing that I was perplexed by. How old do you think Nico Jackson is? Nico Jackson. Lunchbox is Nico Jackson? Nico Jackson. How old is he? Can he do it real quick for me? Well, I just want you.

No, no, no, no. Just go. When you hear Nico Jackson, I think of him as like a 32-year-old guy. You do? Oh, no, no. I picture a 60-year-old man. Oh, you guys do old? Yes.

Because he's... I thought he just... Nico Jackson. I thought he just had a little effect on his voice. I think, and he speaks out of the side of his mouth, so maybe he had some kind of medical thing that happened to him a few years ago. What's the genesis of Nico Jackson? Nico Jackson is just an older guy. He is older.

He doesn't have teeth. Yeah, he talks a little bit slower, and just life is just kind of crazy now with all this technology and just things going around him. He's just a good old country guy that lives on the farm. Okay. He doesn't know. Oh, I didn't know he lived on the farm. Country guy from the farm, he's old. He has no teeth.

It sounds like no teeth, Keith. Yes. Lunchbox is like... Lunchbox is babysitter from the 90s. No, he was my baseball coach slash babysitter. What, Eddie? I just go back to the original birth of Nico Jackson, and he was pitching a song

because he was a record exec or something, Nico Jackson, and he had an artist. So I didn't picture him a farmman. I think Nico shifts. He's evolved. Okay. Yeah. Also, Nico Jackson,

that character was to trick Launchbox's dad first, wasn't it? Yes, Nico Jackson was he, well, he was a record, I was trying to trick our boss. I don't know which one was first. You can talk normal, you're not Neal right now. I don't know which one was first. Me tricking my dad with it, or was I tricking our

boss with it trying to get a guy, a record deal? But either way, I called my dad trying to get him like into some voter scam and he fell for it. And then the boss, I was trying to get some CD that got sent to the studio played. And that worked too. Almost got him a record deal. Yeah. So lunchbox said he had Nico Jackson call to

complain about what? I called because Amy talked about she got a black bean salad with no black beans. Okay. So I just called a restaurant and said I ordered their corn bread and there was no corn in it. That's great. As Nico Jackson. We hadn't heard from him in a while so I thought it'd be good to call is Nico Jackson. Here is Nico Jackson, who I didn't know was old, calling no corn in the cornbread. Oh, yes, this is Nico Jackson, and I was in your restaurant the other day,

and there was something very strange, and I wanted to call and complain about that. I was right. It's happened, Mr. Jackson. How's my help? Yes, sir, so I ordered cornbread for me and my wife, and you see, we opened the cornbread, and there wasn't one piece of corn in the bread.

Sir, you know that cornbread doesn't generally have corn in it, right? The name is corn bread. On your menu, it said corn bread. Side of corn bread, $1.69. And so I bought two pieces of corn bread, and no corn was in there. It's made with cornmeal. It's not made with actual corn kernels. Yes.

So then I dissected my wife's piece, not a piece of corn in there. Well, you're not going to find a strand of wheat and wheat bread either. So corn bread was made the way it's supposed to be made. Yes, and so the next day I sat down and sometimes, you know, when you eat corn, it comes out the other side. And I looked and no corn. So that tells me there was no corn in your corn bread. So I think you need to change the menu item called cornbread to bread. There's a lot of different types of bread.

So you will change the menu item to bread and not cornbread. Thank you. I'm glad we understand. Of course not. Of course not. I'm not going to. That's ridiculous. You're ridiculous.

This is ridiculous. Bye. Oh, wow. I was with it until the whole bathroom part. Yeah. I looked in my corn. And eventually you have to have your wife come on. What's her name?

It's a name. You know, just roll with it. What goes good with Nico? Nika. Martha. Martha Jackson. Is Martha Jackson? Is it?

Is she? Is she? M.T. V. Oh, yes, this is Martha Jackson. She needs the same effect. They just hire. This is Martha Jackson.

Yeah, I'm married to Nico. That's tough. Martha Quinn was the VJ. There you go. Nico rears his head again. Let's see here. What else do I have on this fine program? Finally, Eddie told his kids something that scared them about being 100 years old.

Yeah. We did this tell me something good on Friday, but go ahead. Yeah, yeah. We were talking about the whole 100 years old thing, and they're just like, I don't know, that I just heard them talking amongst each other as like, oh, when we turn 100 and, oh, what are you? I mean, it's going to be crazy. Like, do you know anyone that's 100? And I look at them, I'm like, what are you talking about?

I don't know anyone that's 100. You're not going to make 100. Oh, Eddie. And they were like, like, party. Like, what do you call it, party foul? Like, total, like, what did you say? Like, no, you're not going to make a hundred. Like, I don't know anyone that made 100.

And so their dreams were broken. And so as soon as I said that, I immediately thought, like, oh, boy, like, I think I messed that up. Like, I think they're going to probably start looking like, well, why do we care? Why do we care to, like, live hard in life if we're not even going to make a hundred? I just saw it in their eyes, and I knew immediately I said something wrong. They cry? No, they didn't cry, but they were just like, from excitement to, what do you mean? Like, we're not going to make a hundred.

And you know, your kid, death is like a big deal for kids. That's a big deal for me. I know. You say that all the time. I don't think about it every day. You do? Why would you do that, too? Every day.

Why? Why? I can't. I think about it sometimes ten times a day. Why would you live like that? Like, why would you worry so much about death? You think he does it on purpose, man? Yeah, you think I'll wake up and go over what I choose to focus my time and energy on.

You can tell yourself, hey, don't worry about dying. It's okay. No, you can't. Really? I don't know that I worry so much. I just go, huh. No one's ever died and come and gave us the story afterward. I knew a guy in high school who got stabbed in a fight, and he said he died

for, and he did. His heart stopped for like two minutes and he came back to life. Everyone asked him, dude, what was it like? And he did say the light. He saw the light. He saw people standing over him.

Can't prove he didn't. That's what he told me. He told us. We weren't around when Jesus was kicking it telling us stuff. Correct. So I don't know anybody who died can be like, listen,

Bob, let me tell you. It's a staircase. You go up it. I mean, there's someone named Martha Jackson up there. Her and she talks weird. Yeah. All right, friends.

We hope you enjoyed this Sunday. day. You know how on Instagram people do a photo dump? Like photo dump much cool pictures they like. They just had, they didn't know where to put it. That's what I consider this. Segment dump. Content dump. Except I don't like the word dump, especially after Nico Jackson segment. And the corn. And the corn. And if that would have played on the air, I'd have been like,

we can't play poop that early in the morning. So I'm glad we got that out of here. Because what are you going to do now? Turn us off? Well, you can't because it's over. Ray, you should take us out with some sort of announcement. That'll do her. Thanks for listening. The Bobby Bone Show is going to go weekended. He just was just off the cuff.

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