The Bobby Bones Show - Thomas Rhett in Studio Day 2 + Dustin Lynch in Studio + 'That's Rude' Segment Highlights Mean Comments About The Show

Episode Date: September 7, 2017

Thomas Rhett and Dustin Lynch stop by the studio and Bobby reads unkind comments during the new "That's Rude" segment Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. The Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. All right, good morning. Welcome to Thursday's show. Morning studio. Morning. I was looking at an instant video myself.

Man, I got a double chin thing working like crazy. What? No, you don't. Am I being a little too hard to myself? Yes. Do you ever look at me and go, look at that double chin? I just don't want to say anything to him.

No, I think your jawline is very defined. Oh, I have this Instagram where I'm giving my dog water. My dog is ill, and so he won't drink water. So I have to take a syringe and syringe him water because he'll drink it out of the syringe, but not out of the bowl. But in that, I shoot him from underneath. I got a big old chin. So I started reading about why guys like to have cameras come from below

and why women like to have the shots from above. Do you know the difference, Amy? Well, yeah. I mean, no, I don't know why a guy would want it from above. I don't want it from below because of my double chin or because it makes my face look wider or something. Yeah, and maybe that's why I'm so weird because I'm more like a woman sometimes. Yes.

But guys like it from below because it makes them seem bigger and more masculine. Oh, well, there you go. And women don't want to seem bigger and more masculine. That's exactly it. I thought the same thing. Today, Thomas Rett back in, Dustin Lynch in, welcome to Thursday show. Let's get going. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Instead of asking guests to bring presents for his birthday, he's seven years old. Clark Quuette said, hey, bring donations for the Norwood, Norfolk Central Snack Pack program. What this program does is it provides students K through 5 in the school district with healthy foods on the weekends and the holidays. Oh, wow.

When, if they were getting them at school and they weren't getting it at home, they can still get them at home. He's only seven. He's seven years old and was like, I would like to have that for my birthday instead of presents. I still hope the mom got him a little something or the dad or the grandma who ever raised in him. But that's a pretty cool thing for a seven-year-old to be selfless like that. So seven-year-old Clark Hewitt. I see you, buddy. I see you.

The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. Producer Raymond, Hurricane Irma, caused at least eight deaths in the Caribbean. Florida, Georgia, and South Carolina are bracing for the storm. It's a category five, winds over 180 miles an hour. Thousands of flights in Florida have been canceled throughout the weekend. Right now it's passing Puerto Rico, the Dominican Republic, and Haiti. Did you guys see the video of that mechanic who was taking the car out for a joyride?

No. No. Yeah, they got them. Like, this is like a fancy car. and they took it to get fixed and they just sat around and watched. And the mechanic's like, just takes it out for a joyride.

Like you know that's happening all the time with really fast cars. Yeah, probably. When the Corvettes come. Like, I just picture like lunchbox. If I was the mechanic or a valet driver, I sure would do that. And I feel like when I drop off the 05 Ultima,

I worry about people going out and peeling out in it. You worry about that? Yeah, you worry about that? Yeah, because, I mean, they probably see it. They're like, oh, this is a celebrity's car, and they're like, oh, let me take it for a spin. I never thought about the celebrity's car angle.

I always just think, man, if somebody drives up, like yesterday, Jaron from the Cadillac 3 was in, he has a humongous truck. It's like a monster truck. I would be interested in driving that just to see what it feels like. See? So maybe when I valet it, I may go a couple extra blocks just to see what it feels like.

But this mechanic just took out. I don't even know what kind of car this is because I don't know anything about cars. But this mechanic just took it out and took it for a spin. He was trying to diagnose what's wrong with it. Oh, is that what it is? That's the reason. Got to feel it on the road to know what's wrong.

You know, if it's pulling right or left or there's a shake or there's a rattle, you know? You never know unless you take it out. Think about that. Time for the positivity. The segment's called Tell Me Something Good. So I'll go first. I love being on Reddit. And a Redditor said he was trying to pay for his baggage fee.

when his credit card was denied at the Tampa airport, he then stepped out of line to check the balance. And then when he went back up, they were like, hey, someone just paid for it. So you're good to go. And it was like, what? They're like, yeah, they paid for your bag fees. Back to me like $100 all together.

Must not have been Southwest. But yeah, good point. Just somebody stepped up and paid it and then walked away. And so that's like a random act of kindness. It's awesome. Amy, you're up. Well, two-year-old kids fell into a pool. They were twins, actually.

but their six-year-old cousin happened to be with them, got them out of the pool and started screaming for family members to come over and help them. And then the father was able to do CPR on them. After about 30 seconds, they started coughing and breathing, good to go. But because the six-year-old cousin sprung into action, helped drag them out of the pool and scream for help, they're good to go. Twins. That's crazy.

They both went in. Yep. Lunch bikes? A Delaware woman was driving and she was supposed to take a left. Instead, she takes a right, and she gets her car. stuck on the railroad track. And here comes the train. Choo, chew.

And she's trying to gas it, gas it, trying to get off. And right before the train hits her car, innocent bystander's coming. Boom, pull her out of the car. Wow, that's like on TV show. Yeah. Very dramatic. Would they have a video of that? There's no video that I know of.

Good, because I'm glad to be on video on it while the train is about to hit somebody. Yeah. Oh, great point. That's true. Yeah, glad people just grabbing her instead of going, let me get this on Snapchat. The Bobby Bones. So our producer Raymond had kind of a birthday party a couple days ago. I didn't know about the story, but the guys.

Eddie, who went? It was you, Lunchbox and Raymond? Yeah, just us three. The boys. And so they go out for Raymond's birthday for lunch. And as they're about to wrap up, lunchbox demands they bring Raymond like a birthday brownie. It was so awkward bones. I mean, he's like, he pretty much forced the waitress.

He's like, I told you it's his birthday. Are you going to bring him a cake or something? He's like, well, I guess I'll go back and I'll get something. By the way, does this happen at lunch? Isn't the birthday thing more of a dinner thing where they bring you something? I don't know. It's whenever you go, because sometimes you're not going to be with your co-workers at dinner. Usually you're with your significant other or family.

Yeah. She goes, are you ready for the check is what she said? And I said, well, you haven't brought his birthday dessert out because it is his birthday. And she goes, I'll get that with the check. Okay, so she goes and gets what? Oh, it was like a brownie with ice cream, and it was really good. And some hot fudge on top, it was really good. Eddie?

Yes. What happens? Lunchbox ends up eating all of it. So wait, he demands Ray a birthday brownie. Yes. And Ray being the nice guy that he is, is like, what let him be, just let him enjoy it. And lunchbox was like, go ahead, Ray, get some. But at that point, lunchbox had already eaten about three-fourths of it.

Oh, and you know he's like double-dipping. Well, yeah, you had to double dip on a spoon. You're not going to, what are you going to do? Wipe it on a napkin every time you eat. Yeah, you're double dipping on it. It's a community. So embarrassing. I'm not eating a community.

Were you embarrassed, Eddie? I was extremely embarrassed. First off, the way he asked for the cake or the Sunday was like so abrasive. She was forced to bring it. And then he eats it all. And the birthday boy don't get any Sunday. Well, and the way lunch talked about it, it seemed like we faked the birthday. So then she's like, well, I mean, in her head probably, was it even the guy's

birthday? This guy just want free dessert. That is funny. This story of the day. This story comes to us from Tunica, Mississippi. A man was at the lake and he was trying to back his boat into the water. So he's on the little boat ramp, backing it up, backing up. Car gets stuck in park.

He's like, I'll just climb underneath the car and force it into neutral. Only problem is there's no one in the driver's seat. He forces it in neutral. Oh, no. And runs himself over. Y'all. How did you catch that like five seconds after I did? Because I knew as soon as he said it

But no, he didn't die The bonehead you can't have a death Did you know that's how my grandpa died? Oh, my goodness Oh, no! Oh, no. This is not good. It's fine.

It's fine. So my grandpa, I never knew him. He died with my dad was a month old, but it was in the Dilley, Texas paper. Wasn't it a tractor? He was a watermelon farmer, and he was unloading watermelons from his truck, and the truck went in neutral, and he was behind it. and it ran him over. My stepdad watched

was parking on a boat ramp and put the truck up there was no room to park the trailer and the truck because they had to park him beside each other. Love the truck in neutral all the way down

hit a curve, boosh, sank the truck in like 20 feet of water. This is really bad. Mine's is kind of bad. Lunchbox is pretty funny because he got a little. Yeah, he's got some brozes.

Yeah, we gave you a whole bunch of feels there. Amy took it dark. Wait, hey, I never knew him. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story in the day. Like that makes it okay. The Bobby Bones.

Bobby Mow. So you get an Uber and he's texting and driving? Yes. So you know how Uber drivers have their phone up on the dash for the map or whatever? Well, he has like some extra phone that he like had down below and he was like, I guess, having a conversation with someone who's trying to sneak him in because obviously he doesn't want me to see that he's texting. But I can see that he's doing it while he's driving. And I'm like, rude.

This is my life in your hands. So one star, no tip. Boom. You know what? I agree. I know. I don't ever hand out one star, but I just thought that was completely unprofessional because I'm sure it's not part of his employee handbook. And it's not safe.

He's putting, again, we have to say this 100 times in a row. They will test people out drinking and driving and texting and driving. And the people that text and drive fare worse than drinking and driving. He's driving you around and risking your life. If you're doing to other people? Yeah, and like that's his job. He was trying to be sneaky about it. Do you say anything to him?

No, I'm not that cool. That's what I was going to say. Amy, we busted her on her phone texting and driving. So for her to give one star and no tip without even saying anything, maybe say something and he quits. If he doesn't, then, but you were a little harsh on the one star. But I'm not driving someone around for my job. And I shouldn't be texting and driving. So one star for me, no tip.

Yeah. I would do it to myself. That stinks. Yeah. And I agree with you all the way around and all of that. Yeah. But Lunchbox doesn't. He thinks you should Uber and quit, right?

No, I said just say something and quit. Oh, okay. There you go. You quit. Quit Ubering, right. The Bobby Boom Show. Kayla in North Carolina, good morning to you. Good morning.

How are you? I'm really good. I appreciate you for calling. What's going on? Yeah, well, first phone caller. Hey! Hey! So I was wondering if you ever got your microphone tattoo from the radio hall of fame bet with Amy.

I haven't because I'm not in yet. Okay. Yeah, so I'm being inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame in November. and I'm not 100% sure that it's going to happen. Like, I could do something dumb and they pull out. So, that's not fair. I got to not do something dumb, you know. But afterward, I will, if I'm in the Radio Hall of Fame,

get a tattoo of a microphone somewhere on my body. That being said, Amy made a bet where my face was going to get tattooed on her body if I went to Haiti. Do you remember that bet, Kayla, by any chance? I do remember that. Would you like to ask Amy where that tattoo is? Amy's listening. Go ahead.

Kayla, go ahead, Kayla. Amy, where's your tattoo? I forgot about it, and I thought everybody else had to. Shoot, am I still supposed to get that? I mean, if you live up to your bets, you are, but I mean, it's up to you. You tricked me, though. You tricked me. I didn't know Bobby was going to Haiti, and he went to Haiti.

I mean, what in the world? I got tricked. But, I mean, I'll get it. If you think I should get it, I'll get it. Kayla, you're the final judge. She said it. Should she get it? I think she should get it.

Kayla! That a girl? Oh, no. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Thanks for calling the show for the first time ever in your whole life. Hey, thank you for being with me on my way to work every morning. You're welcome. Don't kick us out. All right, right. Let's go to Nick and Tulsa. Yes. You are on the radio. What up, buddy? Good morning. Bobby Bone. Morning, Nick and Tulsa. I wanted to tell you that I really appreciate the morning corny. Oh, yes. The Amy Corny joke segment until she messes up.

we pass it over to lunchbox. How do you feel about when lunchbox takes it over? Well, Amy is the best. Lunchbox is only good at one thing. He's good at being the hype man and he's good at being a lying, dirty news. What's the news thing? Oh, fake news. Oh, fake news. Yeah, yeah. He lies. Hold on. You just thought he was only good at one thing and you listed three things. Well, they were all bad though. Yeah. What he's saying is you hype up things that don't live up to it and you lie a lot. It's true.

Go ahead. Nick, you speak. Lunchbox gets all day to talk. Go ahead, Nick. Lunchbox. Bobby is so good that I don't really ever buy tickets to concerts. And Luke Bryan came to Tulsa. I didn't buy a ticket. Bobby Bones and the raising idiots come.

I bought them the day they came out. That's what you got to do. This guy's a smart guy. So wait, lunchbox needs to get a band. Oh, come on. Don't make fun of Nick's lag. Nick's laugh. Nick, what do you do for a living, buddy?

Nothing. I sell bolts and nuts. Do you... Bobby's nickname in college. That was my nickname. Come on. Come on. Sorry.

Amy taking your stuff again. That's all right. Well, I mean, he does it every day. He had a lot of nicknames. Nick, I appreciate you, Colin. I appreciate you dropping the truth on us this morning. Sometimes we need a little reality, you know? Well, hey, I got one for you.

And I might have stole this from Amy. Do you know what... Do you hear about the... guy that stole the calendar? Go ahead. No, let us tell the joke. Amy, we know your jokes every time. Hey, Amy, I know too.

Don't worry. This is one she told like last week. All right, go ahead, Nick. Go ahead, Nick. Do it again. Start over. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm going to give you the music. Here we go. The morning corny. All right, Nick, go ahead. Do you hear about the guy that stole the calendar?

No, I did not hear about the guy that stole the calendar. He ended up getting 12 months. Not talking about Nick It's not funny Nick Bring it in it, buddy Morning Corby We appreciate you guys Hey appreciate you

You Have a good day buddy I'm seeing in Tulsa Yeah raging idiots Going to Tulsa And you guys want to come out And you guys want to come out and see us Raging Idiots.com

I want to go to Nick's house Let's skip the show and go eat dinner with Nick How about that? He'll have you over He loves you He loves Amy I don't appreciate you Nick

Oh do it again I don't appreciate I just Oh my goodness That's it done done Done done I don't The Bobby Bonds show.

A husband and a wife have been sentenced for shooting their children with a BB gun. They were doing it as a form of punishment for not doing their chores. The children were shot daily for four months whenever the parents believed they had stepped out of line. Their father kept the gun down the side of the sofa and would give it to the mother to use

whenever he left the house, so it was basically passing the belt. Wow. The father was sentenced to two years in jail. The mom got 19 months. One of the children were sentenced to, was shot in the leg, for example, like refusing to change the diaper of the youngest kids. So boom, they shot up. Another child was shot for not doing the dishes properly.

Oh my. A 13-year-old was shot for having a boyfriend because her dad said she was too young. Now, first of all, idiot parents. You can't be shooting your kids with BB guns. Like, who thinks that's okay? Secondly, where does the line start to blur, though, between BB guns and belts and fly swatters and things that I was hit with that I don't have kids? So I don't know who's getting hit with what anymore.

But where does that line start to blur? Because can you go to jail now for whooping a kid? Like I got whooped when I was a kid? Because I had marks on me. It wasn't a BB gun. It wasn't something so stupid as a BB gun. Like these people should be punched in the face. Yeah, that's ridiculous.

But again, where does the line start to blur when it goes to the hand? Like, what's the scale of hand popping, as Eddie calls it with his kids, to belt, to paddle. We need to get paddled in school. My head football coach would light me up because the teachers would be like, Bobby, you're in trouble for talking too much when I got older.

You need to go see Coach Gandalf. Bam! Get whooped! Where's the line? Amy, you hear this whole story. What do you think? Oh, man, where the line is? Woo!

I mean, I think the BB gun is not good parenting at all. I mean, use common sense. That's a little too much. It's ridiculous. but I'm okay with spanking with the hand on the butt. And it really doesn't have to be hard. It's just supposed to get your attention. It's not supposed to hurt you.

For me, I needed to be. Eddie, you're a parent. You tell Amy. I mean, I have two boys, and if it doesn't hurt them, then it does nothing. They just kind of laugh it off and it's over. I'm okay with hurting a little bit. But I think the line is drawn bones where if it breaks the skin, and I think BB will break the skin.

That'll rip your skin apart. And I think that's it. And the reason I pop my kids with my hand is so I know how hard it hurts. Yeah, that's true. And if it hurts me really bad, then it's going to really hurt them. So that's kind of my gauge. I didn't think about that. You are using your hand and not a foreign device.

Correct. Because when I get whooped, they'd have no idea how hard they would be. Right. The same thing with a BB gun. But my parents were great parents and my dad would have me pick out the belt. Yeah. I mean, listen, it was a different time. Yeah.

I mean, Eddie's wife worked child protect services forever. She did. She saw a lot of bad stuff. But again My grandma wants to go pick a switch I go okay I picked the tiniest switch Then she'd rattle my legs with it

Because it was so tiny It would actually like tear the skin I'd be like oh can't do that So next time I'd get a big one Then she clubbed me with it It'd be like oh I go pick the biggest one Boom boom Boom

But that was just life Going up in Arkansas But life growing up Not the same Well I wanted to share that We'll put this on Facebook And you can comment below The Bobby Bones show

Okay so Hurricane Irma is the thing We're all looking at here I'll give you some stuff The Death Tooles so far as 10. Irma's hit several islands out in that area down to the right of Florida. It's just some of them, and I don't know some of these places.

Like I'll be honest with you, I've never heard of some of these places. But there are a lot of islands down there, and I was just watching some of the videos. And they're completely destroyed. One of the places was like, it's 95% inhabitable. Like, it's gone. Wow. Yeah. So that's how strong it is right now.

Now, obviously, we're sitting here in America. And listen, we have a lot of radio stations in Florida. not even a lot of American citizens and friends in our own country. We have a lot of people who are listening right now that are down in these areas that could be hit or affected. And so it's too early to tell still how it's going to make landfall in the U.S. I have a friend of mine who works for the Weather Channel, and I never call them during big storms. But I called them, I was like, hey, what's the deal? Because I see things. I don't know anything.

I just watch enough news and formulate an opinion. So it is too early to say, where it's going to hit. But one thing that is a positive is it is slightly shifted to the east. I don't know if you guys noticed this, Amy. Did you see where it's a little bit? So now they're predicting the impact is going to be just a little more to the right on the Florida side of things. And the good thing about that is if it's already going right and it goes a little more right,

it's just going to be the lesser of a direct impact. and that's really what we and our friends in Florida want. You want as least direct impact as possible. The computer model show I could churn near Florida's East Coast by late Sunday. I look at the roads and they're like, hey, evacuate. So people are evacuating. Some of them are. Some of them aren't.

But it's packed. Like people are moving three miles an hour. And something that I don't think people have realized too is if you don't have a truck full of gas, you're running a gas on the road. one tropical storm force wind stretched over 300 miles like from end to end

like they start from where it starts to where it ends it's 300 miles long the wind crazy the tropical storm winds like stretched from

Boston to Baltimore like one big wind wow I don't even and it's as big as Texas anyway all that just wanted to catch you guys up on what I knew

uh called a friend and was like what's happening and he's like you know the good news is if it's any good news is it's moving east slightly and you can just hope that it keeps moving east.

So there's that. I do want to switch it up a bit though. I'll talk about this story. This woman, her name is Tasha, she's 33. She was put in the back of a police car. It was in Texas. They put the handcuffs on her. And it was in Lovkin, Texas,

and they thought she was shoplifting from Alta, the beauty store. And so she took off running, and the handcuffed her, threw in the back. She crawled over the divide of the cold and dove into the front seat and then took off in the police car for 23 minutes on a high-speed chase. She was driven off the road by an officer, crashed into a tree, she was cuffed again, taken

to a local jail. Like, this is one of those things you see in a TV show where they cuffed her. She jumped over the barrier and then drove away in the cop car. She's facing all kinds of stuff now. Like, you thought she was in trouble for stealing hair dye? Yeah. Whoa. It's now felony counts of threat of a deadly weapon, aggravated assault,

unauthorized use of vehicle, possession of meth. Oh, there's the one right there. Oh, yeah. Evading arrest. I say there's the one. Like, she led up cops. But my thought is it all starts with that possession of meth. Yeah.

So that would be, well, imagine you're a police officer, and you put her in the back of the car and you get on your walk, you're like, yeah, we have, we're going to take it back to station. Holy crick! And there she goes. Driving off in the car. Luckily she didn't hit anybody. Like luckily she didn't crash into anybody, you know? Yeah. So, I want to say this too because I don't think I've ever been to, I don't drink coffee. Because I don't like the aftertaste and it just doesn't taste that good to me. But if I'm really struggling, because I was up late last night doing an event, I'll have a dirty chai tea, which is a tea with a shot of espresso. And espresso even tastes bad. But I'll do this.

I'll dabble. I went to a Dunkin' Donuts today. I'm going to say it. I think it's better than Starbucks. Never been to a Dunkin' Donuts for coffee or I think it's better than Starbucks. Their coffee's good. And I was just going to ask you guys, is it better? There aren't as many, but is it better?

Amy? I mean, yeah, I'll say, like the bags you can buy at the store, they sell Dunkin' Donuts coffee. and I've had it before. I don't taste a different. Is it better? Because I feel a little bit like I'm betraying my Starbucks friends, which I have no friends at Starbucks, by the way. But you can't get a dirty chai at Dunkin' Dock?

I did. You can? That's where I went to get one. Oh, I thought you just got like a coffee. I didn't know they did dirty chies there. And I came away and I was like, this is fantastic. I must tell the radio about this. Wow.

Did you get a donut? Tell us the truth. No, of course not. Don't be crazy. I'm not eating donuts. I'm trying to get ripped up. Oh, oh, yeah, because, okay. What do you have?

Why? Like, what's ripped up for what? Because I'm trying to just get healthy. Oh. Why do I have to have a reason to impress you? I try to come in every day to impress you. Okay. We look good.

Thank you very much. Eddie, Dunkin' Donuts or Starbucks? I'm not married to Starbucks, so let's go Duncan. Dang. I don't know how you walk in there without getting a donut, though. That's some willpower. It's not even an option in my head. So we use our thumbprints on our phone a lot

And Amy got super glue on her thumbprint Like the area of the thumb And so now you have an issue Logging into your phone or what? Yeah, I have super glue stuck on my pointer finger My middle finger and my thumb And it's just like so annoying Like I was washing my face

And like the parts of the super glue We're scratching my face And then I'm trying to access my iPhone And I use my thumbprint to turn it on To do anything to get an app Or buy something on iTunes and I keep having to type in my code. First world problems.

I know. It's not recognizing my thumbprint. But then I was like, I need to get this super glue off. And the only way to do it, I guess, well, that I could find online that they recommended was acetone. And I just didn't have any of that at the house. Yeah, that's chemicals. You don't have it. You don't have a microwave, much less acetone.

I know. And I've started, I'm making that. What were you doing? Why did you have super glue? And I was trying to put it all back together, but then, like, this little ball that I was gluing back on, like, rolled off. So I picked the ball up, and it was covered in glue. So then it was stuck to my fingers. And then I had to, like, it was just a whole hot mess.

It's like when Amy does things, there needs to be that musical thing behind her. Yeah. You are most exciting at age 27. You're most boring at age 37. Oh, sweet. Which I'm 37 and I got to say I'm the most exciting I've ever been Not that there's this big grid of excitement in my life

But I try new hobbies I go places I work and go places all the time I try new jobs I think for me I'm just now peaking at 37 Oh you're peaking I am peaking I could still be like going up I'll be honest with you Some of people start to go down

I think I'm still on the way up So lunchbox On the other hand I think you said you peaked to 18 I wouldn't say I peaked but man I was pretty awesome at 18 But my 20s were pretty awesome My 30s I'm a little more boring than I was in my 20s

I mean I got married so it kind of makes you boring It automatically Does everybody feel that marriage makes you boring Uh yeah a little bit yeah No it doesn't make you boring Why Why? Because you don't go out and do the same crazy stuff

you used to. Yeah, but you do other things. You're not young, wild, and crazy like you used to, like you said. Okay, but so that, so just because you're not young, wild, and crazy, that equals boring? Yeah, pretty much. No. That's, Amy, that's the difference now guys thinking how women think. Yeah, I'm like, no.

Sometimes I don't leave my house on the weekend, and it's amazing, but I don't think it's boring. It's awesome. Unwritten rules for restaurants, number one, don't show up five minutes before a restaurant closes. Oh, yeah. Because the entire staff will hate you. I'll put an addendum to this as someone who used to wait tables and, used to be in the restaurant industry.

If you show up in that five to ten to fifteen minutes, you need to tip heavily, and you need to let us know that you're going to tip heavily. Because we're cool with it because mostly we have to stick around, clean up, roll silverware, that kind of stuff anyway. And one table is not that big of a deal, but you got to let us know.

So that's number one. Number two, don't be the couple that sits on the same side of the booth. Oh, it's so annoying. It's only cute if you're like, 80. So, Amy, your thoughts on that? No, it's fine. You can sit on the same side of the booth if you're 20, 30, 40, 50, 60.

Here's the thing. Sitting on the same side of the booth is not practical because you can't even look at each other. You hurt your neck. That's why I don't mind sitting close to. Wait, because I sit at the movies like that. Yeah. But you have to turn your neck and be like, hey, you good? Can I have some of that chicken?

Leave it. Or whatever. Bobby Boneshow. Here we go. from Nashville and Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So Zach Brown's wife, I almost said Zach Brown's band's wife,

but no, it's just Zach's wife. She has teamed up with People Magazine or People.com, and they have launched their very first ever jewelry collection, and it's hers. It's called Shelly Brown, and I've been scoping it out, and it's super cute.

All the pieces in the People collection by Shelly Brown were designed by her and curated by people. You can check it out and even get 25% off right now if you go look at it. Luke Bryan, Florida Georgia Line, Chris Stapleton, Jason Aldeen, and Keith Urban are this year's CMT Artists of the Year honorees. The special will air live from Nashville on October 18th.

I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitted across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. All right, now time, which I'm sure everybody waits for this. I'm sure people wait at night and sit their alarms to this For the Morning Corny, here we go

The Morning Corny What is Green and Sings What is Green and Sings Elvis Parsley All right, thank you, thank you That was the Morning Corny Oh, it's the Bobby Bones show. Amy has two kids that she's adopted.

They're still in Haiti. A lot of our listeners just asking what you know about them specifically before it comes to America, like what your kids are going through right now. As far as I know them specifically, they're fine. So they're not in the path of anything too crazy. I know Haiti is bracing for severe things. I mean, throughout the country and, like, school has been canceled for everybody, Everyone's just been asked to prepare and embrace for the worst.

But I mean, it's weird because I can't talk to, I haven't been able to talk to them. I mean, sometimes I have access to them. Sometimes I don't. This is a situation where I don't. So I felt like I can call and just be like, hey, how are you guys? Like, don't be scared, like in case the winds pick up or it's raining really hard or I don't know. Amy sent me a text last night. She's like, this is how I get my hurricane updates from people in Haiti.

and it's all in French. She's, I understand two words. September and wind. Irma. Irma, yeah. They don't change the spelling of Irma. But every time I log on, I see it shifting, you know, if I'm watching, just like everybody else, we're seeing it shift more east and for where they are in Haiti a little

bit higher north. During a press call yesterday, the governor of Florida was talking, and he was like talking to people about like, hey, this is serious. And he said it was stronger than Hurricane Andrew from 1992. Now, we were way young then, meaning I don't think we were able to grasp how serious it was then as people in like sixth grade, fifth grade, that kind of thing. But here's a clip from that press conference from the governor of Florida. Hurricane Irma remains a dangerous and life-threatening category five storm with winds of 185 miles per hour. Remember, Hurricane Andrew is one of the worst storms in the history of Florida.

This is much worse and more devastating on his current path. Possessions can be replaced. Your family cannot. This is serious and we cannot take chances. Is life-threatening? This is not a storm you can sit and wait through. Here is some of the audio of Hurricane Irma hitting Puerto Rico. This is just natural sound.

Listen to this here. Sounds like a train barreling through. So as Amy said, it has shifted slightly to the right, even on Florida. We hope it continues to shift to the right. We just keep watching it like you guys are at home. And what's crazy is, you know, there are all these benefits planned for next week. And what if this one hits right in the middle of that benefit? Like, if I'm more of the benefit, people putting it on, on the networks, I hold off.

I go, hey, we're going to delay this. Because you can't have a benefit for one while another one's happening. And then you do one for everyone. that's what I do. Again, that's probably why I'm not running a network. But still, that's what I do. Tomorrow, top of the hour every hour, we premiered this new Blake Shelton song called I'll Name the Dogs. And when I saw the title of it, I was like, well, that sounds stupid. But then, because of work, I went to the video shoot in California. Blake and I did when he was shooting the video. And I can't say much about it yet, but I'm going to tell you, it's a really

good song. And it all makes sense. I can't even tell you what the song is about. yet because I think that's what the whole purpose is. They name it something kind of funny. And you're like, that sounds stupid, but it's really not. So tomorrow morning we'll debut the new Blake Shelton song. If you go to my Twitter, you can see me. I went and covered the video shoot with Blake and there's a whole thing. But it's really good. So I hope you listen tomorrow for that new Blake Shelton song. Man, this is a crazy story. An Ohio deputy shot a news camera guy after mistaking his tripod for a gun and not only that,

it turns out he knew the camera guy. What? Now, listen to the story because the cop didn't do anything wrong. Just listen, and you make it up your own mind. It was dark outside. The officer Jake Shaw, he did not recognize the man

who pulled up to the scene of his traffic stop. The cop shot him when the guy pulled what appeared to be a big gun out of his vehicle. Immediately, the guy pulled cop runs over to the camera guy and starts going, Andy, dude, I thought it was a gun. The cop calls a medic.

He talks to Andy, who's completely coherent. Andy even goes, I know that wasn't your fault. And they're like talking how they love each other. They have a conversation while they wait on the medics. And even the camera guy was like, oh, I totally see how he could have thought it was a gun. Because he pulls out. Like, play the audio of this. Addic here now.

Andy, Andy. Oh my God, dude. Andy. Please call my white dittles. Coming over to let you know. Andy, Andy. I got you. I need medics here now, 12.

Now. I got you. I thought that was a freaking gun, dude. Oh my goodness. What? Wow. Right? And so, no one died.

Oh, so he's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would have not told that. Yeah, I just, I don't like to do die stories. There's a fine line and die stories on this show. But how crazy is that? Like, the officer really thought someone was pulling a gun on him. The camera guy was like, oh, I should.

Even he was like, I shouldn't have done it like that. And then they knew each other. Wow. And then the audio was wild too. That's, I think his body camera that caught all that. Wow. Thomas Rett's about to come in and play. Remind me to tell you about the gift that Thomas gave me.

Okay. Because it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. I'll post a picture up in a little bit. Also, the Bobby Instagram lottery will end by the end of the show today or sometime afterward. And so we'll be able to, uh, on my Instagram and Mr. Bobby Bones. I put up, hey, I'm going to get somebody 50 bucks if they just make a comment.

And I think, I think we're going to pull it down. They didn't. But I can. So, by today, I'm going to actually give somebody 50 bucks. There's also a hotel. If you guys haven't seen this, if you check into a hotel room and you're lonely, they will let you rent a goldfish to put in the hotel so you don't feel lonely. It's awesome.

Did you guys see the picture of this online yesterday? It's hilarious. It's amazing. For like four bucks, what you do is you check into the hotel and it's like, lonely? And there's a goldfish in a bowl sitting right there. and you take it to your room. $3.50 a night, rent a fish, and you get a goldfish in a bowl.

I wonder how many of these fish make it to the next day, though. Oh, man, I sure hope they do. No, let's not act like it's sad that a goldfish does. They die if you just blow in the bowl. So, I mean, goldfish die quicker than anything. The fish friend program is what it's called. Oh, my girlfriend got kind of irritated to me yesterday. Why?

Because I said I wanted my best friend to be a robot. Oh, yeah. I thought about that. Well, so did she. And I didn't know, and we only had a few minutes to talk last night. Both of us were run around like crazy. And so she was like, I took notes on the show, and I was like, uh-oh. That always means she heard something she didn't like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because she likes to listen to all the show. And I was like, what notes? And she was like, the Cadillac 3 sounded really good. She goes, you know, I didn't like it when you said you wanted a robot as your best friend. And I was like, she goes, that's totally something you would say. And I was like, yeah, because they would know, like all the things I want to do. Like, and I wouldn't have to do their things.

We can just do my things all the time. And I can just take a nap whenever I wanted. Anyway, she's like you guys, normal humans. Me, I'll take a robot, my buddy, and I'm good. All right, back in the studio, day number two, three days of Thomas Red here on the Bible. Clap your hands for Thomas. Back again today. It's cool tonight because your record actually comes out tonight.

It's like, depending on where you are. I mean, I guess if you're in the East Coast, comes out of midnight. If you're in California, you get all the good stuff. Yeah, you do. Like, you get football games early on Sunday. Like, you wake up and the games are going. Yeah. And then you get your new record at like 9 p.m.

I know. I think I could live in California. It'd be tough. You think so? Yeah, because I... Where would you live if you had to live in California? I like Northern California. I like, like Sacramento, Monterey.

Because those are like normal people in California. Because you go over to, like, Los Angeles. They're not normal. Everybody's from everywhere What is normal? I'm not normal But I'm saying it's at least people Who are like look you in the eyeballs

In northern California If that's the definition of normal Then I'll go with you on that for sure Yeah, not robots Thomas Reds here, record comes out Officially tomorrow And so you're on yesterday I think before we talk

I like to hear a song I know you got to get there to go Let's play what do you want to play Play something good this time Not the yesterday wasn't good That makes something worth listening to No, we don't really ever get to play like a broken down version of craving you So I think we're going to do that if that's all right with you

And it's actually on the record And it's on the record, yeah Hey guys, so because of licensing roles We can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision But I just wanted to keep you up

And we wanted to keep up as much as possible So go to Bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now And thank you for listening to the show And sorry about all the legal stuff I worry about you now. You got two kids. Do you have to wake up with the kids? Sometimes, yeah. You do? Yeah. Tomorrow you can play Unforgettable? Yeah. Do it. Give me a little bit of that. That's Bobby's turn. No. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to play Unforgettable right now.

I think the song's awesome. And then tomorrow, come play that one. Record comes out tomorrow. Or tonight, if you're up late enough. Tom Surrett's got a new record out. And good to see you. And we're back in just a second. man. Yeah. The Bobby Bones Show. We do have to acknowledge sometimes people listen to the show

and don't like us or the segment. So this segment called, that's rude. Mark... Hold on. Wait till I play this. This is a clip here, right? Mark on Twitter writes,

I would put on my noise-canceling headphones and play heavy metal music to drown out the Bobby Bone show. That's rude. Now play it. There it is. There it is. As you can tell,

this is the first time we've done this segment. Here's one. Andrea on Twitter. writes, geez, at Radio Amy is absolutely annoying. Hard to listen to her. That's rude. No, right, right, that was just for the heavy metal segment. Oh my gosh. He's confused. Nobody likes the clip. It's a good clip. Is that what we should play every time now? I think so. Okay. Now it's painful.

Andrea on Twitter writes, I actually hate Bobby Bones. Even tweeting him is killing me. Well, that's rude. I like the guitar. I mean, now it kind of makes sense. Here's one. Lunchbox is so full of crap with his fake stories and his fake bravado and Mr. Fake News. That's rude. I'll do one more.

I'm going to poke my ears out if my girlfriend tells me how good Namaste is by the raging idiots. Never play it again. Well, that's rude. And Joshua, here, this is for you, buddy. Yeah, listen to this jam. Yeah, I hope you download it. Namaste from the raging idiots. That's rude.

That's really rude. Listen to it. 7.30 in the morning in the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby, with my cat geeks. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson. But you're kind of a distraction.

Because I can't stop watching. Watching you. Showing me your Savasana. Like the best looking bad influence I ever saw. Probably ought to hit the road, but now I'm a mistake. Ain't no way I'm about to leave you and look a little lonely on that back. I should be saying goodbye. I might lose my job.

But now I'm a mistake. Come on, baby. Let me jump in all those stretches you'll do it. I don't know nothing about yoga at all. Probably ought to hit the road. There you're making it a posse hands looking on Flexible and you're down with all Namaste

There you go I hope your girlfriend brings you to a show We'll be in Lubbock and Tulsa Raging Idiots.com if you guys want to come out Well, well, well Tell me something good's coming up Dustin Lynch is coming up in just a few minutes We've got all those

That's rude comment I guess we stumbled on to something huh? As normal, I think so. We screwed up into something. We backed into a bit. Here's something for you. Panasonic has the fridge of the future they're selling.

They just showed off the demo of the fridge of the future, and so there's a refrigerator, but there's also a little robot. So it's like when you have Siri and you yell at Siri or Alexa, you can yell at your refrigerator, and it takes it like a vending machine, puts it into the robot, and brings it to you. Oh, my goodness.

It's basically got a robot on wheels that comes out and brings you whatever. So you'd have to go to the fridge. Like, seriously, we're all just going to get all so fat. Like, are they eliminating every way of us moving our bodies? Okay. Let me set this up, though. You're looking at it as like a guy watching football being like, hey, refrigerator, bring me some dip in beer. But I was thinking, like, I'm up cooking, multitasking, doing lots of things in the kitchen.

And I'm like, oh, I'm over here blending. Maybe I need milk. I could be like, hey, refrigerator robot, bring me the milk. Yeah, I think most people think of it is I don't want to get up a move. Would we all agree? Oh, absolutely. I'm on the couch and I'm thirsty. Bring me something to drink.

Oh, sometimes like my hands are, I like don't want to step away from what I'm doing to go over to the fridge to get the next ingredient. I don't know. Yeah, Martha Stewart, we're not, that's not us. We're lazy. Yeah. Hey, so this guy they just announces the new Bachelor, ARI, Ares. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out who he is. That's what everybody's saying on Twitter.

Like, he's a good-looking. guy, but they just announced he's the new Bachelor. I don't watch The Bachelor anyway, but everyone's like, we don't even really think this guy should have been The Bachelor. And I thought Lunchbox is like the expert here. So you don't even know who he is.

No, I do not remember this guy. Oh, wait. Is he the race guard driver? Does he drive a race car? Are you asking me a question? Yeah, he's 35. He was on season 22 of The Bachelor. Now I remember him. Or he's going to be. But yeah, he is a race car driver.

He was on Emily Maynard. season. Way back when. I mean, I don't even remember the dude. Emily Maynard, what did you to do that married Brad Womack? Well, they didn't get married, but yeah. Yes. Man, that's back when I used to pay attention.

That's been that long ago. He has like gray hair now. Amy, I was thinking the same thing. It's like they brought papal line to be the Bachelor. I know he's in his 30s, but again, he has that gray hair thing going. Uh-huh. It's like Anderson Cooper. Even when Anderson Cooper's in his 20s, he had hardcore gray hair.

Yeah. Anderson Cooper never looks like he's aged. Is that from stress or why? Or is that just like genetic? It's very hereditary. Yeah. I always thought of stress. Well, that's in like the president.

It's crazy to always look and see how any president ages in the four years that they're serving a term. Yeah, because it's like 20 compared to normal humans. Think about being the president and your mind always has to be on. Right. All way. Your vacations aren't even vacations. and your decisions are multiply times 1,000 because they affect the free world. And some, the not free world.

And the older I get, the more I go, man, I see why people would not want to be the president. Because it is nonstop stress for four years, maybe eight years. I understand how awesome it would be to say I'm the president, but just the amount of work that it takes. This is a body bone show. Bobby bones. All right, in studio, our buddy Dustin Lynch, who's got a record out this week. Congratulations. Thank you very much.

When I saw, I think I told you this, when I saw the name, current mood, I thought that's different. You tweeted me. Yeah. And I wondered if that was you tweeting back. It was me, yeah. Do you have a social media? And I love, I love that you tweeted that because I had to convince a lot of people that

that was a good idea. For sure you had to, because I looked at it, I was like, that's not normal. I clawed and scratched for like two months. Okay. And finally was like, hey guys. Why wouldn't someone like that? I mean, just explain to me. I've been asking myself that, too.

I don't know. I can tell you why. Bobby, you saw it and thought something was different? I thought I've seen no title of a record like this ever. And it isn't just a rocking, it isn't just driving down the road. Or a song title. Or a song, and everybody does, and listen, regardless of what you done in the past, whatever. I hate song title records.

I know I tell artists I'll tell you. I think it's such a cop out. This is the first time I was actually, I got to name my album. I like Dustin. You're looking big, though. Like bigger than. normal. Thank you.

You know what? I didn't weigh myself since March, and I just weighed myself last week. Hold on. That's a good stretch, right? Let me see. I'm going to say, I think you're a little shorter than I am. So I'm going to say 510-1-78. Ooh, very close.

What are you? I'm 5-9-179. Pretty good, huh? I look at a lot of dudes. Yeah, and apparently you measure it. It was scary close. It's like, let me just sizes them up.

It's just game Well, partial game, recognizing real game because Dustin hits it hard. Are you doing? Like, what are you doing? Like, you take supplements? So does that mean you got some gains since March?

Lots of gains, yeah. And you know what? I've been lifting lighter weights, believe it or not. I don't know how this happens. Lighter weights more rats. It's all like compound, body stabilizing, balancing, crazy stuff.

It's good. I've been boxing. I've seen that. And it is crazy. Dude, it is the. most intense thing. I thought you were going to puke on Snapchat the other day, straight up. I mean, you were going hard. And I've done it all,

I feel like I've done Olympic triathlons. I've done CrossFit. I was in that cult for a while. But this boxing is unlike anything you ever done before. So if you want to go a couple rounds, let me know. In a good way? Like, enjoying it, having fun? No, I don't enjoy exercise. Do you enjoy exercise? Yeah. Oh, I hate it. I hate it every second. I like the high

afterwards. Oh, I like being done. Yeah. But I hate it while it's happening. No, that sounds terrible. Do you eat good? I try, yeah. I can get better at that. No, you look good. Thanks. You do, too. So do you, Amy.

Thanks, guys. So it's not as weird. I haven't weighed myself since March. Amy, let me see. Let me see. Five, six. You know what I am, probably. 109.

No, I'm more than that. Thanks, though. You're welcome. I was not going to get us over, though, just for the record. I know, because you've told me a bunch and I'm good. I'm good.

We're good there. You know what I like, Dustin. Dustin Lunch is here, by the way. I like this song, and you came in and performed it for us live. Karen Fairchild was not with you when you performed it live. I want to tell you a story about this song. I want to tell you a story about your song. Yes, come on.

So, Lindsay, you were playing this live. Yeah, yeah, we've been in a lot for a while. You've been doing it life for a while, which I was like, you know, some artists don't do because they don't want anything out of their new stuff. And she was like, you got to hear this song. You're going to love it. So she sent me a video of you singing this song. Oh, that's cool.

And it's a fantastic song, but with Karen Fairchild on it? Love me or leave me alone. I don't deserve. I do not. I'm not worthy of Karen Fairchild being on a song. I don't know how this. And you're right, but it still sounds great. I get written.

Like, who is the Luke is? But that's, you know. Yeah, it's crazy. She's so good. My goodness. This song is. It's so good, though. My favorite song in the record.

Thank you. We're just playing a song. It's just got soul. That's what I mean, you know, write a ton of songs, listen to a ton of songs, and the demo of this,

I was like, wait, this is different, this is cool. So who, okay, you walk me to this process here. Yeah. You get Karen on the record, but I mean, there's got to be steps before that.

There is, yeah. This was kind of, unorthodox of how to get Karen Fertrude, I guess, on a record. We were on Luke's bus after a show one night. He was working on a new album. So was a little big town and myself. And we're just play past the ox cord, right? And I'll play new demos.

And I played Love Your Lemmy Lone's demo. And instead of, oh, cool song, pass it to Luke, they were like, holy crap, play that again. And I was like, wow, this is special. And then Karen went on, I think it was that night or a day or two later where she threatened me with my life. Like, hey, if you're going to have anybody. sing with you on that song, I will kill you and cut something off of yours if you don't let me sing with you. So I was like, yes ma'am. Oh, my goodness. But the question is, and I've been in this where someone says something, and you're like, ooh, do I still follow up? Because it's still a little

nerve-wracking to follow up and go, okay, would you be in for real, or was that just in the moment? Right. And you don't want to get ridges. So who does the ask back? I had, well, I sat there like, like, when do I text her back? Kind of like first date butterflies. And do I really, was she drinking? Did she really mean that, right? And, but she did, yeah. She's like, yeah, I'd love to come in and sing.

And I wasn't able to be in town when she sang it. So I was just kind of like getting play-by-play through text. Not uncommon, though. But, yeah, but it was, man, amazing stuff. Bad songs. I mean, again, I'm sure you have your own favorites. At this point, this is my favorite. But I like slow song.

I like to feel sad. I like sad songs. I do too. Yeah. I like songs that bring any sort of emotion out of me. And the only emotion the songs can really pull out of me is that sad. You know, a lot of happy songs. Right.

Who cares about being happy? Happy. Overrated. Right. Now, you get some sadness now we're telling you. Isn't that the jam, though? That was really good. It's totally up your alley.

It is, right? Like, let's tip of myself. Bubble bath. I know. I can see you jam. Like, the sad songs and the ones he like jams out too.

Yeah, turn them up. I text me. But you're like, can you listen to a bunch of songs sad songs in a row? You mean every playlist that I have? Yeah.

Really? Oh, that's all. I said an interview once, none of the songs in the radio are my favorite songs ever. In the history of my life, I don't,

it's hard. Yeah, no, I don't, because radio, they want you to keep up for the most part. I can say it's hard to put a song like that out for it is.

Yeah. No, I don't like the songs in the radio for the most part. I like really, really sad songs. That makes me feel terrible by myself. Because I get in her own life, I'm like,

oh, that's so terrible. It's pretty good. Yeah, I get that, yeah. What's the deal? What's the deal with you the rest of the year? Finish it up with Brad Paisley and then jumping on a headliner tour of mine called the Rider Eye Tour.

Who's on that with you? I've got Ryan Hurd, Landcoe, and Michael Ray. All kind of splitting the dates. Just scheduling how we had to do it. But, man, all three of those acts have had huge years, and so we're looking forward to having them out. All right, Dustin Lynch, buy the record, buy the album, check it out.

I like this guy. Trust me, good dude. I wouldn't lie to you. Thank you for not saying it's the most personal album ever. We often roll our eyes. He probably got heads up on that. They heads you up on that one? No.

Oh, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. All right, even if it is, you know, everybody says it. Yeah, yeah. No, I get it. All right, cool. All right, Dustin Lynch's, current mood is the record back in a minute. On Tuesday, September 12th, Chippole restaurants nationwide

will start offering queso. Oh. Yeah, I hit you with that. It's going to be a hard-hitting news story. It kind of is. That is. That's huge. Yeah, the queso you've been waiting for.

I always thought when I go to Chipotle, like, why don't they have... For a while, my brain couldn't actually fathom the fact they didn't have queso. I was like, why do they only have salsa? And then, now they're finally years later getting queso. After testing it out and select stores,

it'll hit and everywhere. Prices will vary, but it's about $1.25 for a small one. For the whole thing, it's like $5. But same high-quality ingredients at Chipotle. Koso has 23 ingredients. I'd like to take the next few minutes and read them all. Here we go. No, I'm excited.

Koso's coming to Jopoli. That's awesome. I love me some Koso. I love Chipotle and Koso. Exactly. Like, they should put it in jars. You guys are talking about Kesso, right? Yes.

Yeah, yeah, sorry, Eddie. All right, just checking. Sorry. Keseo and salte. On a tortilla. Yes, sorry about that. Would less married people cheat if they could be sued

by the person they're married to? And why this comes up is marriage is legally binding. It's a legal thing. And let's say, Amy, you and I have a business. We're in business together. One of us screws the other one over, right? Yeah, I'm going to sue you.

You can sue me because legally. So, a normal. North Carolina husband can go ahead with a lawsuit against someone that cheated on him. And they can even go after the lawsuit about the person he cheated with. I think that's too far. Because that person is just a person. They're not in a contract. You're not illegally binded anything.

But would less people cheat, do you think, if they got caught cheating and they were sued for a bunch? And again, if you have to get divorced and give up half your money, isn't that kind of losing a lawsuit too? Yeah, that's what I was thinking anyways. But, okay, let me just devil's advocate of that. Okay. A lot of times, if you are a husband or a wife and you're not working, you still deserve half of it because you've let that other person work while you take care of the kids and you do those things at home. So that's not really winning anything because of that person's negligence. That's just getting what you deserve.

Do you understand my point? I understand your point, but I don't agree with it. But, I mean, let's say there's no kids and they're just chilling at home with the margaritas. I mean, okay, but you're just assigning things to people? Well, you just assume people chill at home with margaritas. No, he just assumes wives

chill at home with margaritas. Stay at home. Yeah, stay at home. Moms and wives don't ever do anything to support the household ever. They just chill. Which is absolutely not true. And I think if you build the home life,

this man or woman, I didn't even say wife. Right. That that's part of the life that you've built while the other person's able to go and build the financial. part of your life. But I'm saying this, the cheating would go down because people would just go, they would get out of relationships quicker. It'd probably be healthier. Yeah, it'd probably be healthier if this was the law. I think it'd be healthier because you'd have a lot of relationships that are rotten,

that people would just go, let's just, we should probably get out of it instead of cheating. Amy your thoughts? Yeah, I mean, I don't want to be with somebody that's going to sue me anyways or I have to sue. I think you're right. I think it might go down. I think that if we were able to be sued, we would just go, I'm going to go ahead and get out of this. relationship, this marriage. It's not right for me anyway. And instead of cheating, I'm going to get out. So bring on the lawsuits is what I say. Bring on the let's get litigious. Everyone, yes. Hurricane Irma, live update as of right now. What you need to know is that the National Hurricane Center put out a bulletin, it's at parts of the Dominican Republic, parts of Haiti. That being said,

Amy's kids that she's adopted are in Haiti and the part of the island they're on is going to get hit with a storm, but not so much the big part of the hurricane and the hurricane has shifted a bit off even more, just a bit. Am I right on saying that, Amy? Yeah. Their location on the map, which is the dot I focus on, which I hate even like thinking like, oh, just shift. I just wanted to shift out to see away from everybody.

Well, it'd be nice if it just didn't happen. But your kids are specifically in one part. Just like we have... I know when you've got family and friends and we've got listeners and all kinds of people. everywhere being affected by this. And, yeah, but for their safety and well-being, from what I can report, they are not in harm's way. Lots of listeners asking about that.

Also, it's still too soon to know if Irma will make landfall in the United States, but forecasts still show the storm will turn toward Florida this weekend. Again, it's moved to the right just a bit in Florida, where it was a straight-up hit right in the middle, where it's now a still big hit down on. the very bottom part, but just enough to the right that gives you hope that it might move a little more to the right. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Two more storms. Irma's only one of three active hurricanes in the Atlantic basin. And so it's like, hurricane, hurricane, hurricane. Irma is also the size of Texas. The size of that storm is the size of Texas. FEMA says that the Florida Keys and parts of Miami and Fort Lauderdale are under mandatory evacuation. They think more people on the Atlantic coast will be required to leave. Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, to start ordering evacuations tomorrow and Saturday as it goes on.

So that's the latest that we have here. And I just watching, like you guys, look at the dots. And I watch those people that fly over the top of it. And I was watching some pilots today. And they're flying over the top of the hurricane. and the airplane is shaking like crazy. And I was like, you gotta be kidding me. Like, these guys are insane to fly over a hurricane.

Obviously, it must be safe in their mind to do it, or they wouldn't do it. But the whole airplane looks like you're driving over speed bumps driving through Walmart. You know how they have a bunch of those bumps at the same time? They're like, that's what it looks like. Also, I want to send a note out, you know, our station Thunder Country 100.3.

I mean, they are down right in the middle of this. So shout out to those guys thinking about you. We just hope that it moves to the right. Just get out of town, man. Just go away. Just, I don't know. I don't know what to say. You just hope.

And all these next week, the fundraisers for Houston are happening. Yeah. And if Irma hits, then what do you do? I know. It's right in the middle of Irma. And it, yeah, it sucks. The whole thing just is bad. So we'll just pray that it doesn't hit the United States

and it moves away from the islands as much as possible. This guy spent months working on every detail so he could surprise his girlfriend with a fully planned wedding day the day after he popped the question. Like he proposed, 24 hours later, they got married. Amy thoughts. I mean, this is the one where she wasn't in on it? She was not in on it.

Yeah, I don't. I don't know that I want that to happen. Nope. Nope, nope, nope. Because it was presented a super romantic. Right. But I thought, what if you really wanted to plan your wedding? So hit me with it. Hit me with the horns.

What you think? Like, would you be mad? Like, would you say no? Um, no, we would probably just deal with it later. Oh, no. Not that. Because, I mean, obviously, I'm still going to want to be with this person. If I thought I was going to marry them, that's not a deal breaker.

but I'm just going to be like, okay, we got to like maybe circle back around and do this again. A secondary wedding. Dang, Beyonce. I don't know something. Because like my family and I think. Well, they know. They know about it. So here's the thing. Their name is Michelle and Scott. They've been together for two years. He surprised her and he popped the question. Her brother, sister, family, kids from her previous relationship were all on vacation with a couple. And she said yes. And then showed a crowd of 50 people like started cheering for them. And then The next thing you know, boo-boo, they have the whole wedding.

Oh. He's like, by the way, the wedding's tomorrow. He had everybody there. That's bad. Bridesmaids were there, light pink dresses, perfectly altered, the venue, the flowers. Like, I'll tell you what I thought, when I saw this. Okay, what?

I thought, because if, listen, I don't know what's my, what direction the wind is going to blow my sailboat, right? And if I ever go, let's get married, I'm ready in 10 minutes. Okay. I don't want to wait a year with an engagement. I thought this was the most baller thing. One, he looks super romantic and two, it's like, let's just do it.

Like, if it's time to get engaged, it's not time to sit and plan for the, I don't like planning anything. Yeah. But I do see absolutely your point, and I think you are the common person. You're the common female. I'm the uncommon female. Yeah, but it's not a deal breaker. No, you know, you want a second wedding. There you go.

Yeah, of course. What should talk about golfing for a second, and not the actual game of golf, but I guess kind of the rules because these guys on the show they have their little side crew and they go Amy they could do all kinds of fun stuff like they love life

they go play golf and they have lunch and they like play pranks on people I don't even know what these Eddie and lunchbox that rate that whole crew they do they gamble

yeah like I'm over here trying to make a living and these guys we sound awesome they're just yeah they're just pecker thumping all day long you know just boop boop poop

and so here we are and they decided to go play golf and then Eddie all of a sudden wants to bring his wife. Now, Lunchbox, tell me your side of the story first.

So Eddie was like, we should go play golf? I'm like, yeah, yeah. So we book a tea time and everything and then we're walking out and he goes, oh, by the way,

I'm going to go ahead and invite my wife to come along. Ooh. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, like you just made plans with me like, guys, let's go play some golf. Yeah, so fun.

Swing the sticks, hit some balls. And he's like, but I'm going to invite my wife after we already booked. I'm like, well, this just got awkward. You don't bring your, if you want to bring your wife, you tell me beforehand and then I decide if I want to go. Okay.

Fair, fair, fair. Eddie, what you think? Eddie, your side of the story is always different than fake news. Of course, of course. So Wednesdays are the days that my kids go to school early. So my wife has pretty much all day to kind of just spend with me. And we had already made plans to play golf. So I said, why don't just come with us?

It'll be fun. You can drive me around. and no big deal. And she even said like, no, no, you guys are going to have guy time and talk. We don't talk about guy stuff. We play golf. We talk about shots and we just play. So he's telling the truth.

I can tell about your story, lunchbox is telling the truth. Yeah. But I don't think it's a big deal. Do you, Bones? I do. Oh. I do. For a couple reasons.

One, you just wouldn't bring somebody random either. Right. That's my wife. She's not random. And you also told her you can come drive the car. Yeah, yeah. kind of insulting to her No, she's not going to play.

I don't want to slow the game down. Like, just hang out with me and my friend Lunchbox. It's an understood thing. And when knowing Lunchbox, I completely understand it's frustration. Dang. Like, you can't just bring a girlfriend or a wife. It'd be like Amy having an all-girls party

and not telling the girls and bringing her husband. Oh. They'd be like. They'd be like, wait, now I can't talk about tampons. That's all I want to talk about. Because he does not like that. He would regulate.

Yeah So, yeah Lunchbox, you win this case Thank you Wow Thank you Oh man You can heads up

And say hey Do you want to go golfing I'm also bringing my wife There's no problem with that There's nothing against her golfing But it'd also be like You bringing somebody Completely random

That's a dude that lunchbox doesn't know Yeah And Eddie you know what You should do If that's like the one day You get time with your wife You probably shouldn't golf with the guys And go do something with her

That y'all enjoy doing Wow Right? I thought I had a solution For all husbands out there And that Eddie's also got his wife playing fantasy football. I do.

Because, again, he just wants to watch games, so now he's paying her to play fantasy football. I have given her a $50 allowance for the whole season to play fantasy with me. An allowance. Can't she just spend her own money? Well, see, you always put me in the spot. She doesn't work. I mean, she does, but she takes care of the kids.

I know. Eddie. Eddie, you're the worst. Guys. She takes care of the kids. And I'm not saying. And she has like a part-time job, right? You just, it doesn't matter.

Amy, if she had seven. I know. I'm just saying she has multiple jobs. He just yelled, she doesn't work. He brings on the bacon. She does work. She does work. Apparently she gets an allowance.

Wow. The Bobby Boat. Bobby Moe Show. So here we go. Amy's kind of got the narrative and it's Amy's pile of stories. Go. The Bobby Moochel show. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

I mean, Pumpkin's, is officially everywhere because CBS is now selling pumpkin spice cough drops. Yeah, I saw that. My whole thing with pumpkin spice isn't that, oh, wow, it's everywhere. It's that if it's so good, why don't we have it all the time? Because I think people would enjoy pumpkin spice all the time. Yeah, well, because CBS is saying these are only going to be offered for a limited time. $1.70.

Pumpkin spice cough drops. You have to create the hysteria. That's why people go get things when you say limited time, they go and go and get it. Get it. Yeah, but if the market would say you make more over a year time, there's why the McDonald's cheeseburger is at limited time, because people want it all the time. Or the McRib. Oh, that's limited.

It's the McRib back? No, it's not limited. First of all, stop. Everybody stop. You're getting crazy. You're missing the point. I think if they just kept it out, people will buy more of it. But I get it.

What else you got their aim? Well, dads have a big impact on their daughters. I feel like this is a given, but a new study was published, revealing that young girls who have close relationships with their dads handle stress better, they're less prone to depression, and are more likely to open up about their feelings. How would you relate your relationship? Don't play this song. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love this song.

I was going to be like, John says it best. Turn it up. Turn it up for a second. Then I'll talk. Okay. That's the second worst John Mayer's song ever. What? Why?

And you have to understand. John Mayor is my favorite. I know. Is it too mainstream? John Mayor Garth Brooks, my favorite artist. Teenage Dream is a Katie Perry song. No, I said, is it too mainstream? Oh, I said, Teenage Dream.

I was like, what? No, it's, yeah, yes. Your Body's in Wonderland is the worst John Mayer's song ever. No way. And that one's the second worst. Yeah. But to answer your question, Bobby, no, nope, nope, I'm not that. I wasn't, I am now close to my dad, but growing up, I don't feel like I was that

close to my dad because I didn't live with them. And, I mean, he was always a good dad. Don't get me wrong. But I feel like I don't have as close to a relationship as, you know, other people. Well, then what I would like to recommend is you listen to this song. Here you go, Ray. Hit it again. The song used to make me cry.

It doesn't make sense really. But go ahead. Yes, it does. Okay. Go ahead. What else? What else do we got? Well.

Don't irritate me. Don't talk about your body's in one line either, Eddie. Awesome. my favorite song. Okay. That's like me picking bugs from Pearl Jam and going that's the best Pearl Jam song

ever. Terrible song. Right, go ahead. We're going to shift gears completely because I just need to talk about what Dennis Rodman does when he hangs out with Kim Jong-un. Because...

First of all, he's nuts and Kim Jong-un is obviously a madman. Obviously, and so I'm like, I'm reading the list of things that they do when they hang out and this is some of the things. They laugh, they sing karaoke,

they ride horses, and they ski. They rarely talk politics, by the way. I bet you, Kim Jong-un treats him like the greatest thing ever. What in the world? Because he's from the West. He's famous in America.

And he has someone that will go back and talk about how awesome Kim Jong-un is. And that's what he wants. Yeah, I don't know. That relationship's always been weird to me. Yeah. But I was like, they sing karaoke, ride horses and speed. I mean, listen, it sounds fun. I wish I had a friend that would do all that stuff with me and had horses. And they laugh?

Yeah, that sounds fun. I'm like, what is happening? Well, I saw this article about George Clooney and his wife, them all, and I just saw that they did not talk about having kids until after they were married. And, you know, now he's a dad. He said they did not use fertility drugs. But anyway, the main thing that stuck out to me is they didn't talk about having kids until after they got married. I'm like, isn't that a conversation you have before you get married, right?

Am I crazy to think that? I think rules and relationships just do not. They don't matter. You can't have a set of rules. I think most people probably do, but if something works for a couple, yeah. There really aren't rules that are just,

here are the rules you must adhere by. Yeah. Because that's what people get in trouble and they get in miserable relationships. And maybe for him, he didn't know. Like me, I would like to have kids, but I think, I would just like to have a four and a seven-year-old and start from there.

Two boys, four and seven. Don't have to go to the poopie diapers. I said this before. But I feel like I could, if I were going to get married, get married and not know, yet about kids. Yeah.

But those rules don't, I don't think rules and relationships apply to anybody or any group. It's, we've established that this is how we're supposed to live, but it's really not. It's all different. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I just figured that would be like a topic of conversation. Yeah. Like, it's different. But maybe he just didn't know.

Maybe she didn't know. And they were like, we'll talk about it later after we're married. And we'll figure it out. It's crazy also, too, just to, like, okay, yeah, George Clooney, he's legit a dad. I bet he's a really good day. Yeah, people don't remember that he was married before. No kids, but he's been married before. So he's his big single, you know, Mr. George Clooney, he's a single guy forever, but he was married.

Yeah, he has pulled off quite the whole reputation of being a bachelor. Yeah, because he was rich and good-looking and bachelor. I mean, he was, you know, notching up some bedposts there for a while, as they'd say back in the 80s, you know what I mean? Back in the 80s. Yeah. Back in the 80s. I'd see that on TV back on as a kid. I was like, what does that mean?

So, all right, cool. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. The Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. You know, tomorrow, that It movie comes out, the clown, the clown, the clown.

Yeah. I'm not even sure what this clown does, but people are, like saying it's going to be one of the scariest movies in a long time. What's this scariest movie you've ever seen? Around the room, Amy. Oh, man. Candy Man. That's all school. We're going way old school.

Well, because I immediately go to watching it with my sister and some of her older friends. And they scared me during the movie. Like right now I'm a child in my living room. Everything's black. And they scare me. And he's like, The Wizard of Oz. Candyman, kidding me, can't even. Oh, no.

Lunchbox scariest movie you've ever seen. I would say The Exorcist. Yeah. And you ever see the behind the scenes of that where, Like people during the movie had all of that stuff happened to them? No. Do you know about this? Mike D.G., do you know about this?

Yeah. So what happened behind the scenes that were shooting it? I think they like all, it was crazy. Like, as they were shooting it, they were all haunted. Like during it? I don't know. Apparently there was a real exorcist that was haunting them as they were shooting the movie. Eddie, our video producer?

Yeah, I'm going to go with Blair Witch Project, but when everyone thought it was real. Yeah, because I thought it was real. Y'all did? Is that a spoiler alert? Everybody did for a while. Amy, don't be cool. Stop it.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Stop it. I'm just going to be like, y'all fell for that. I don't watch scary movies because I get nightmares. And I don't like to be scared in real life, so why would I be scared in a movie theater? Like, I don't want to pay for something negative. So for me, it's those germ movies.

It's, for example, that 26 hours. 28 days later. where that disease goes around and they turn into zombies like that to me that's gonna happen like just give us time

or Terminator 2 yeah that's a horror movie to me where AI takes over or I am legend yeah that's another disease movie yeah where they all take this drug

and it turns out like a can it's like a cancer drug or some kind of drug and it turns out that's what makes everybody's really sick well tomorrow that clown movie comes It.

And police in a small town of Pennsylvania, they're freaking out because red balloons tied to sewer grates are all over town. And they're already like people hiding in the woods as clowns. Okay. Oh, boy. So the police put out a statement. A certain movies come into theaters and a local prankster took it upon themselves to promote the movie.

We give them points for creativity. However, we want the prankster to know we are completely terrified and we remove these balloons from the grates. We respectfully ask that you not do that. again. And it all follows those creepy clown sightings. And I'm being told

it is based on a Stephen King book that was a mini series in 1990 and it has a 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, which is extremely high for a horror movie. So, like, who on the show is going to be forced to go see it? Because I'm not going.

I'll go. Yeah, but anybody that wants to go, I don't want to go. You missed the point. Dang it. So, here we're we go. We got a bid you farewell again today, but let's thank Thomas Rett for coming by Day 2. He played a broken down version of Craving You, which I thought was really cool. Thanks to Dustin Lynch, who stopped by. They both have records coming out tomorrow with

Kip Moore. It's like music day. You can hear a lot of that back. Just go over to IHeart Radio and search Bobby Bone Show. Appreciate you listening. You know, it's another Thursday. We'll watch what's happening with the hurricane. You just hope it keeps moving east. Like, Just keep on moving east. Other than that, I'm on Instagram. In the next couple of hours, I'll pick a winner in the Instagram lottery that I magically created. Yes. So I know, listen, I wrote on my Instagram, you have to scroll down just a bit.

Post a comment, win $50. Didn't know if it was legal. Well, now there are like 19,000 comments. And I got to pick a winner. And so I will do that in the next couple of hours. So that's all. And then I'm going to do a thing in New York tonight. I hope you listen with Dustin Lynch, live.

album release. Dustin was here. I mean, it's just nonstop right now. But I appreciate you guys being a part of the show. As we say, I appreciate you. We'll see you guys Friday. Thomas Wright tomorrow, Kip Moore tomorrow, dance party tomorrow.

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