The Bobby Bones Show - Thomas Rhett Stops By And Talks About His Dream Friendship + Bobby Gets To Throw Out First Pitch At Cubs Game

Episode Date: August 2, 2018

Thomas Rhett stops by and talks about new music in the works and who his dream friendship would be with. Also, Bobby announces he’ll be throwing out the first pitch at a Cubs game next week. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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but we had to address the fact that she felt like she was going to be. and dog piled, or as she would say, interrogated. I never thought that was really the feeling. The lights come off, they hang the one light over your head. Oh, man. Good cop, bad cop. Ask all sorts of questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you can hear that later. But again, I don't spoil things. You know what I mean? Yeah, so nothing happened later. You have to listen to see what really happens. You have to listen and see. Over to Amy now. It really is so much more than that.

There's way more to it. Of course. So no spoiling. Duh. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. So if y'all seen there's Sandlot, prequel is in the works. I did see that. Yeah, it's pretty cool. And they don't really know exactly when it's going to take place, like how far before the actual sandlot, but some are

assuming that the beast will be a puppy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I wonder what, because that's shot in the 60s. 60s. Because Babe Ruth was there, so maybe even earlier than that. Oh, was he? I thought that was just an old ball, because I remember them present day. Maybe that's what it is then. It is 1962. Okay. It's when it was set. Well, then they got to go back to the 20s? I don't know. I thought they were already little kids. Makes ball, see?

Well, I don't know. How old is the Beast? He's a big dog. Yeah, it's a big dog. Yeah. So it could be like eight? Yeah. That's not very pre.

Well, I think the kids are maybe only ten. Are they toddlers in this version? Like nine maybe. They don't even know if some of the original characters, yeah, we'll even be born. Oh, well, that's pre-prequel. Yeah, but the Beast is not part of this. He can't be. Oh, well.

Maybe the Beast's parent. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I like to Sanlum. One of my favorite movies. Yeah. I thought you would like that.

What else? So Prince Harry's old Audi is for sale on Auto Trader. His Dolly Button? Audi. It's funny. It's Audi. Audi, the car. Yeah, it's the car that Prince Harry used to drive Megan Markle to Pippa Middleton's wedding reception last year.

And it's $94,000 in case anyone is interested. How many miles? What year? That's good. All valid questions. It's a 2017 Audi. I mean, but the fact that he's, why has he got it up on an auto trader? Why don't you just keep it?

Did he sign it? I don't think so. I'm assuming he didn't put it on an auto trader. What I would be assuming is they gave it back to whomever. It was probably a lease, a give lease. Oh, you're so smart. I thought Prince Harry was like, how much is my car? Chester, put this on eBay.

Check that Kelly Blue Book. Oh, it only has 4,500 miles. So basically the grandma just drove it to Buckingham and back. All right. And what else? Okay, so people are putting toothpaste. on their boobs in hopes to make them bigger. Have you seen this whole thing on YouTube?

Does that work for me? I mean, it could work for, I guess, males or females, but women swear. I don't know about that. Just keep talking to me. Women swear that putting toothpaste on their boobs made them grow, and they've been making videos about it, so other women are falling for it. Oh, it's not real? No, I saw an article in Marie Claire, where a doctor was like, look, I cringe at the prospect

of putting toothpaste, like, on any. anything on your body besides in your mouth. Because some people use it as acne cream, which I have done before when I've been in a pinch. My toothpaste. As Amy's telling the story, I start squirting it in my thighs. I'm like, oh, Miss Fake. Oh, man.

But I can't believe that I have to, like, say this or not. But if you fall in. Oh, I believed it. When you said people are putting toothpaste on their boobs to make it, I was like, oh, wow. Yeah. I don't know why people would think that that would make your boobs bigger. Amy, you do all kinds of crazy stuff.

Yeah, but I wouldn't fall for putting toothpaste. I mean, maybe it would. Maybe, maybe, but I'm here to tell you it doesn't work. Okay, what else? That's my pile. All right, there you have it. There's Amy's, oh, thank you. That was Amy's pile of stories.

We're wrapping up here on Thursday. Anything you want to talk about? Um, well, sort of we didn't address it, but we can address it later. There's two things on my brain. One, most recently, because during the show, you said that there's been times you've gotten your feelings hurt this week? Yeah, not by you. Okay.

But, I mean, just by anybody, I'm just curious about that. My only point was that I tend to react and get into a turtle shell and just back away completely from this scenario at all. And I'm just like, oh, all right, don't like that. So I'm just going to run away. I know. But I'm going to adult crazy camp. Mm-hmm.

You don't have to call it crazy camp. What? You don't have to call it crazy. Camp, right? Well, it's not even a camp. It's not. No, it's, it's, you go and you give away your phone, your computer, and no TV, and you stay there. That's going to be hard for days.

It's intense. Yeah, and then you do therapy all day. And so, that's what I'm going to do. What are you trying to get out of that? I don't know. Hopefully not getting my turtle shell anymore. Maybe a girlfriend. What if I meet someone at Crazy Camp?

Where'd you all meet? Two Crazy Camp? Two crazies meeting that Crazy Camp? I don't really think it's crazy camp, but it's just a funny term for it. And I like to make funny things whenever I'm serious. It's kind of a thing, too. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Just because you're going there doesn't mean you're crazy. I mean, we're all crazy. Oh, we're all nuts. Yeah. And everybody has issues. And I think what's amazing about where you're going, what you're doing is, for one, you're taking a step in the right direction.

I'm, in fact, jealous that you're getting to go. Like, I think it's amazing. And I think that you're going to come out of there just knowing more about yourself and you're going to continue to grow from the tools that you get there. And it's going to be awesome. What if I come out super enlightened? I think you will. And I'm like, I've been wrong the whole time, folks.

That'd be amazing. You might come out and be like, what am I doing? When I would get on laughing gas, I would get so high that I understood the world. Yeah. You thought you understood. No, Amy, I'm telling you. I understood all the connections in the world were love. And I found, I figured this out while I was the only thing worth anything.

And then I come off and I'm like, ah, I got to go back to work. But still, while I was on, I was like, man, because it slowed everything down. I was able, like I've compared it before, like it at the highway, all the cars are flying by. But I was able to stop the cars, not only see the cars. But look in the cars and see the people. That's how slow the world got to me. It was amazing. That was on your dentist laughing guess?

Yeah. Hmm, it's pretty nice. Yeah. I mean, why do we have to go back to the other way? I think my two hurts. I want to go to there. I want one. He's having.

You want to stay high the whole time? What you're saying? No. No, no. Just see what you saw always. Why do we have to get so jaded by certain things and love the reality of stuff? It's just no good. It happens to everyone.

It's terrible. That's what we all so mean and angry. What? I'm not. mean? No, no. Everyone. Everyone.

Yeah. And I think, do you believe that? A lot of mothers should qualify for sainhood. Yeah. Yeah. Every Friday night looks bitter under stadium lights.

Yeah, so there you go. Hey, Morgan number two, you see how I pivoted away from Amy asking me again what hurt? It's a skill. Yeah, I know. I really thought you, whatever. I mean, we're not falling for it. No.

No, we don't. No, we're rolling with it. I still know in my head. He still hasn't said exactly what made him sad. Which I will say, and this is a fault of mine on how I think. about you because you present such a whatever about yourself what is what do I present I'm like wow I forget sometimes yeah Bobby's capable of having having his feelings hurt like I don't really feel like you let things get to you I don't let it be seen right there's a difference but what I have

allowed myself to believe about you which is untrue because we're all have feelings is that oh well Bobby can handle that because he doesn't let things get to him I can handle anything like it doesn't really matter. Bobby's feelings aren't going to get hurt, but in reality, your feelings get hurt just like us. I handle all the things. See, I think he gets his feelings hurt. I come him down into the pit of feelings. But you want to give an example of what hurt your feelings?

And then I cover it up. With what? Tar. Oil. Like real tar and oil? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just poured in my throat and covered up the feeling. When you go to this camp? Yeah.

What gets me in trouble with therapists? I start telling jokes during therapy. Yeah, like right now. They're just like, come on, man. Come on, man. Trying to get somewhere with you. You ever been in therapy Morgan number two? Yeah, I have. Yeah, you like it or no?

I did like it. You only went once? No, I went for a couple months. Yeah? Yeah. When I was in high school. Because why? Just kidding.

Well, I didn't even know it was a thing until it was on insurance or company insurance. And I was like 25 or 26. I was like, therapy, what's this about? I'm going to go do this and talk about it. That was the thing. And then I went and I was like, oh, I kind of like it. It's pretty good, huh? Yeah.

Anything else, Amy? Yeah, but we can save it. All right. I'll hit you up about it later. I mean, there is a hundred thing, but I don't think we have time to get into what I have it asked. About your kids? Nope.

About you. What's it about? Well, you still haven't addressed why you quit following Lindsay on social media. Oh. It's hard for me to see. But, I mean, have you talked to her about how you're not following her? She's still following you? I have so many questions.

I believe she is because she's an adult, and she can actually handle situations. But part of me wants to be like, you should probably unfollow him. Why would you say that? You unfollowed her? It's not, we're not 12 years old. Only I'm 12 years old.

Not tip for tat. Yeah. I know, but I think that it's hard. I think it's hard. See, you're being a kid again. But you said because it's hard, and here's the deal, I think it's hard for both of y'all.

It's hard to see and then I'm like, oh, man. But don't you think it's hard for both of y'all to see? Listen, I don't know. But that's her choice, though, Amy. I know. That's why I was just throwing out of. I get Bobby's, I mean, I'm not talking to Lindsay about it, but I get Bobby's size, it's hard to watch. So just unfollow.

It's an unfollow. This isn't like. Yeah, what if she's out? What if she posts a picture of her and. Oh, dating? She's making out with some dude. Because that's what she posts. Who knows?

I don't want to see that. I don't want to hit it and be like, dang, she's making out with some dude from some band. Okay. No? Sure. But that's the answer. Yeah. Okay.

I just didn't know if y'all talked about it. She said, you unfollow me? And I said, yeah, hard for me to see. And that was it. And then. I think she was like... I told you she got so mad at me for saying that she dumped me. Yeah.

I feel like that in my heart a little bit, but it's not true. Yeah. That's me having a warped. Everybody knew that was coming. What's that? Even people that I talked to, people just started talking to me about it. About what? He said, he straight up just said she dumped him.

They knew it wasn't true? Yeah, they were just kind of like, oh, you know, this just not, it's just not the full story. In my heart it is, though. I know. But it just, and I get it. It wasn't the point of the segment at the time. And I also was kind of joking. The listener called in and was like, I'm not listening to the show anymore because you're not dead and Lindsay.

And I was like, well, she's done me. I was trying to get the listener back. Looking out for our paychecks. I know. Every time a listener leaves, our pay gets talked. Yeah. That's right. Anyway.

All right. Thank you for that. Anything else, Amy? Hope everyone has a great day. You didn't say that one of the days and somebody. Yesterday, you didn't, you went to the got to go too fast. After you closed it, I was like, well, okay. Well, nobody's going to have a great day.

And then I ended up bombing at the opery. That is probably why. That's the deal. Here's a Thursday show. Enjoy. And away. Oh, boy. We go.

We go. Look at us. Here on Thursday. It's a roll call time. Well, quick. Amy, Amy. Here. Present.

You said roll call. I'm here. Morgan number two. What's up? No lunchbox. Lunchbox is still out. Ray Moonoo? Here.

Mike D. Here. All right. We're all here. More studio. Good morning. Hey. Let's see.

Let's go over to Michaela in Florida. Hey, Michaela. What up? Did you step on something or are you just excited? No, I'm just really excited. Oh, look at you. So where are you calling us from? I'm calling from West Palm Beach, Florida.

Okay. And what are you doing this morning? I am getting ready to head off. to work. You just moved down from Boston? Is that right? Yes. Yeah, what's the deal with that? So I actually just moved down here. I graduated in May with an engineering degree, and I came down here and got my first big kid job. Oh yeah, what's that job? I actually work at Pratt & Whitney, so for jet engines. Wow. What do you do with jet engines? All sorts of stuff I can't necessarily tell you. All sorts of fun.

mechanical, so mechanical engineering. You know, I was watching this thing online where they test out the windshields of airplanes, and they take these frozen turkeys from Thanksgiving, you know, when you get frozen turkey, and they throw them in to these big fans, and they shoot them at the windshield. Like a tennis ball shooter. Yeah, back into the windshield to see if they'll break. Yeah. And so what they do is, boom, because these birds are hitting the airplanes.

And so it's a crazy video to watch these cannons shoot these frozen turkeys into the wind. windshields of airplanes. Do you do that? So we don't do the windshield specifically, but it is something that's really important when you have a jet engine to make sure that it can take a bird if a bird hits it. Do you do stealth fighters? I do not specifically. Okay, I read. Well, okay, well, listen, you move from Boston. You're now in Florida. Did you move with the show? We're on both places, right? Yep.

Look at that. It's made me a morning person. Just like home. Just like home, all the same. It does feel like home. Well, thank you. Hey, thanks for calling. Congratulations on your first job.

And I know you can't tell us what you do, but we have a feeling that it has to do with some pretty cool stuff. I'm so glad I got to talk to you guys. I listen every morning and I follow you on Instagram now. So thank you. Thank you very much. Hey, have a good day. Seriously, thank you.

Thank you. All right, bye-bye. Here we go. Well, well, well. We shall start the show. Thomas Rett comes in later. I played the opera last night, so I was out pretty late. I see pretty late.

Come on. You got home by what, nine? Well, I was offstage by nine. Okay. But for me, that's pretty late. That is. Yeah. I didn't get as much Fortnite in last night as I'd hope.

Oh, man. I know. I know. So a lot to talk about today, and Thomas Shrek coming in today. Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories. It's producer Ray Mundo in sports. Ohio State University put coach Urban Meyer on leave while it investigates allegations that he knew

about domestic violence that was going on with one of his coaches. In Bakersfield, California, a hospital. was placed on lockdown. There were reports of an active shooter. Police found nothing. Several janitors said they got a hospital alert, but they didn't see or hear anything themselves. And finally, in weather news, tons of rain in the south and along the East Coast. That rain is going to continue tomorrow as well, so be careful on those roads.

Hey, let's go over to Morgan number two and see what 24-year-olds care about. So Duncan Donuts has released a gluten-free fudge brownie. It's part of their new Duncan run menu and they're only $2 available all day long and they're nationwide. Now, before you guys get all happy because you think this is healthy, yeah, don't be fooled. This because the words gluten-free pop up on it does not mean it's healthy.

It just means there's no gluten. So there's probably tons of sugar. Oh, yeah, tons. Do you look at the nutrition facts? No, I don't want to ruin it. Yeah, come on. Let's bring over Mike D for one second. Mike D, Mike D who works on the show here, is lost.

How much weight you'd be lost? 120 pounds. 120 pounds. Wow. When you hear a story like a gluten-free brownie, what do you think to yourself? It's not healthy. Right. But they're trying to trick you into thinking there's something healthy about it.

Yeah, because I'm vegan and I look into like vegan treats. Those still have a lot of sugar, a lot of calories. Even vegan treats do. What's the biggest misconception you think with people and healthy food? I think like fat and calories aren't a big deal. I think it's more about ingredients and what you put in your body. So the fat and the calories, we spend too much time looking at going, oh, that's what it is. Yeah.

When really it's all the process ingredients more so than that. That'll get you way more. How are you doing with that? You feel good? You feel healthy? I feel good. I feel like your life. I was looking at a picture of Mike D.

He was sitting in a studio. Maybe Ray Mundo posted it. No, Mike D. He did? He did? Oh, yeah. You were sitting, what was that picture? You were sitting in an old studio bars?

Yeah, when I was an intern. So Mike D. Interns for us nine years ago. It's been with us pretty much the whole time. How much were you weighing then? Like 280? In your how tall? Oh, wow.

5, 7, 5, 58. I mean, it. It sounds like a different person. Totally. The guy now's got a haircut. Yeah. Got a girlfriend. Skinny jeans.

Skinny jeans? For sure. He's all punk rock now. What would you tell that guy listening, 120 pounds ago? I mean, I don't recognize myself in that picture. You don't? No. It's weird to look back and stuff like that and be like, man, that was me.

And then by the way, you just went and started walking and then started jogging and eating right. And how long it take you to lose all that weight? I lost 100 pounds within the first year. And then another year, I lost the other 20. Mike, Dave. will take a shirt off sometimes and he's really hairy.

I don't expect that. I don't expect where you say that. I'm talking about it's like Bigfoot just walked in the road. Yeah. Let's see it, Mike D. I mean, and he kind of likes it.

You like all that hair? I like the chest hair. Yeah, I mean, he wears like a cutoff shirt and it's like a monster's crawling out from underneath the bee. Like, brr. I think he's a hairy dude, man. I guess, I mean, I've had some laser

hair removal like on the top. and I'm not really If I see one wild hair come out I'm pulling it as soon as I see it You are? Yeah

I'm not hairy at all Look I got nothing Pull your shirt down Okay I'm just showing I got nothing We're good

All right I just flashed you guys Yes you did Thank you Morgan Number two Thank you Mike D D That's a

Thank you for that segment There you go That's what 24 year olds care about And what 27 year old

Mike D thinks too There's Hey What's a 24 You The Bobby Bones Yeah What's up

Everybody Hey Morgan 2 What's a story You're talking about So some cops for handing out roses to safe drivers just to give them, reward them for doing

something good. And this guy was wearing a helmet when he was riding his bike. They gave him a rose. So he went home, brought the rose in, obviously, and his wife got so upset and didn't know where it came from that he had to go back to the police officer who handed him the rose to prove

that it really came from him. Oh, that's funny. So what was her thought that either he had a rose he would give to someone else? It wasn't her or some girl gave it to him? It doesn't say, but I would probably assume either that he got it from somebody, but I don't really know what girl gives a guy a rose. That's not really a thing.

Why is it not a thing? It should be a thing. He's like, are you going on The Bachelorette? Yeah. So he went and found the cop? Yeah, and luckily they had a picture to prove it, and that's how she finally was like, okay, I guess this is real. Well, first of all, she should chill out.

It's not being so jealous too. Yeah. Like, it's a flower. But it is weird. I mean, that's strange that he comes home with a flower. I mean, and it is weird that, I mean, say he does come home with a flower, and he's like, no, no, no, no, a police officer gave it to me

because I was wearing a helmet. Like, that just doesn't sound. Yeah, okay. Great story. So she was probably just challenging on him, like, okay, why are you lying to me? I don't know about that. Anything out of the ordinary in a marriage or any relationship is like. Something must have been going on with them already.

Oh, wow. Because you don't just think that's something out of nowhere. There's something toxic happening in that relationship already because you just don't get a rose and go. You're cheating on me. You could have got the rose anywhere. And if he was smart, he just would have been like, hey, I brought you a rose, honey. Like, that's what you do.

The lunchbox style right there. I bought this for $700. It was the last one. Yes. I read this story. What's the most important thing in a marriage, Amy? What do you think it is? Communication.

Communication. Eddie? Trust. Amy, you've been married for how long? 11 years. Eddie? 12. And by the way, me zero.

The number one thing is laughing. Oh. Oh, wow. There you go. Won, won't want, won't. I said some boring, like, communication. I said trust. Oh, my goodness.

So dumb. Any arguments can be diffused with laughter, and you'll appreciate each other that much more. Listen, when I'm arguing, I'm looking for, like, no laughter in my house. Like, sorry. A joke doesn't break the argument? Yeah, maybe I could see how it could. You need to lie in the mood.

And maybe relax. Chill out. Calm down. That never happens. Anytime anybody ever says relax, I never relax. That's true. I think about you every time I say relax. It tells me relax, I'm doing the opposite.

Yeah. I'm going even more unrelanced. Hey, dude, relax. Stop it. You want to see me relax? Say that again. Like I would ever talk to anybody like that either. No, you don't.

But in your head, maybe. Oh, yeah, yeah. In my head, I'm awesome. I like fight with dudes at bars. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But really, I just run. I run.

Well, anyway, laugh. You get into a huge fight? Laugh it out. Sweet. Take the morning corny coming up and just read it back. There is. Morgan number two here. Keith Irvin shared that he waited months to get up the nerve to ask out Nicole Kidman on a date,

saying not in a million years did I think some girl like that would be interested in me at all. Jason Aldine and his wife are building their dream home, which means their current home is now up for sale for $7.8 million in Nashville. Kitmore asked fans to share a home-cooked meal with him. He chose a fan through Instagram and then went over to play a show for them and eat the meal with them. I'm Morgan number two, and that's Skinny. Bobby Bones is on. It's time for the good news.

Tell me something good. Over to Morgan number two. Morgan number two? So a man wasn't able to watch the Connecticut lottery results, so he asked his mom to write down the numbers. She wrote that he matched four of the five numbers, and he thought he only won $300. But when he went...

$300 or what? $300. Oh, okay. But when he went to redeem his ticket, turns out he matched all of the numbers and actually won $97,000. The mom messed up. That's great.

That's cool to find that out when you get there. What if it was the other way? Oh, she was like, you won the whole thing. No, I know. You go to turn it in like, you got nothing. Oh, no, sir. That was yesterday. They lied to you.

Well, look at that. Good for him. So he went from winning $300 to $900,000. Yeah, talk about excitement when you walking to that gas station. I'm going to tell you what. If I went $300, that's a good. That's true. But yes, that's a good one.

Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. Over to Ray Mundo, filling in for lunchbox. In New Jersey, a man walked into a bank to rob it, but gave up mid-heist. Apparently he passed a note to the teller. It said, give me all the money. But the robber got scared and grabbed the note back, said he was kidding and just wanted

to open an account. Oh. The teller called police. The man is facing possibly six months in jail. He's like, JK, JK. He's like, JK. Did you hear it? that after he took the note back, he was like,

I'm just kidding, I'm trying to open an account, and he went over and tried to open an account. He was like, no, no, I'm just playing it. Watch, I'm here really to open an account. So that's like, less boneheadish. I mean, he really, he thought of a plan to, like, get out of it. I think he reacted. He's like, I'm a prankster. Bora. All right, thank you, Raymond.

Fell for it. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. I'm a transmed. Thomas Rett should be in the studio in the next 15 minutes or so. So it would be good to see Thomas Red. I was reading a story about David Hasselhoff.

He got married. Oh, he did? Yeah, David Hasselhoff is 66 years old. And he married a 38-year-old Instagram model. Eddie's going to happen. Not bad. Like that's her job? Well, that's not even the job thing I'm talking about.

She's a model. Oh, she's 38. She's 38. 48, 58, they're 28 years apart. How do you feel about? I just always think about it. So when he was 28, she was born. You can't do that.

What? That's not right to do that because they're both older now. Yeah. So when he was my age, she was like 10. But you can't do that. That would be like me marrying a 10-year-old right now. No, no, no, no, it's not the same thing. That's what I do in my head.

I started to break it all down. David Hasselhoff is 66. She, 1,000% looks like his daughter. Yeah? I'm looking at a picture right now, and it looks like he is out with his daughter at a football game. And you don't like that. No, I mean, it's fine if he found love

in a younger place. For Amy, it is. Morgan number two, what do you think about this as a girl? Do you hate on this too a little bit? No, I mean, I think she's old enough that if that's what she wants to do. She's hating. Hey, I can tell you this much.

Why all the women hating? When I was 28, there is nothing about a 66-year-old that I find attractive. He's rich and famous. Yeah, but also when I was 28, my dad was like 68. Ew. That would be like me dating my dad. So someone approached me and said, hey, this girl I'd like to go out with you.

Yeah. And I said, okay, I'm interested. Met her before. Super attractive. I didn't know how old she was. That should be your first question. It was. I was like, hey, so wait, I don't know her.

So what's the deal? And he's like, yeah, she's great. She's super cool. And so she ends up being 21 years old. Okay. At least she's 21. Okay. At least she's 21.

Okay. So I know, hold that. I'm 38. Yeah. How do you feel, how does that? I didn't know where you're going with this way. I thought he was going to say like 19. No, no.

Well, I mean, it's only two years difference. But okay. How does that set with you? I mean, it's not as drastic. I really feel like you need someone that is post college. College. So like it may be a little bit into their career. So like 24 or 25?

25. 26. But. Look at her. I don't know. But see, when I was, let me, okay. So when I was 23, a 40-year-old tried to kiss me once and I freaked out. Whoa.

That's gross. So is he good looking? I mean, yeah. Yeah. We all hung out with them. We were all friends with them. And then one time he came over and we were sitting on. Like, I legit just thought we were friends and we all, I, I was so awkward.

I was like, what are you doing? Like, what? I mean, first of all, I was friends with someone. that much older than me at the time but no, I just couldn't, I don't know wouldn't happen. I have a bit of issue with it but I wondered how you would feel about that. I just don't know what, I mean, she could be super mature

and I don't know what y'all would have in common. Morgan number, Eddie's hating now. I mean, super mature. Some people have to grow up faster than other people. Morgan number two, what are you think about this? I just think you're so successful and mature that a 21 year old is not going to end up being what you want. She's a mature. Oh, man. You are mature. You're mature.

Oh, man, Amy. None of us are mature, but Amy's got her hate her pants on today, huh? Wait. You've been saying that a lot. In all aspects. Wait.

She hates on the Hoffs girl. She hates on me. I'm Mr. Matured. Yeah, and just the other day, you guys were like, oh, Brad Pitt, I would totally, like, he's so hot.

Like, there's no difference. He's 50 and I'm 38. Those 12 years. Okay. So when I was 12, or he was 12, I was born. But Eddie, you're hating a little bit too.

On your scenario, not David House. Eddie, if a 21-year-old was interesting in you. But I showed you her picture, didn't know? Yes, and she was very, very pretty and attractive. Oh, I need to see. Yes. He's going to hate her right now.

On the Bobby Bones show now. Thomas Red. Hey, we're live right now. Hey, boys, come on in there. Hey. There he is. Look at you. What?

What? Every time he comes in your butt. Oh, like the room just. He just lights up. It gets that T. Everybody's happy to see you. I got that glow, that morning glow. Look at this guy.

You good? I'm good, man. How are you? I'm good. Congrats on everything. I don't have anything going on You're the ones that's got it all going on Yeah

What's happening George, why are you laughing at Nothing going on with me Can't pick up the press without reading it I agree What? He's probably congratulating you on your new parking spot That's, I haven't picked my parking spot yet

You have a new parking spot Well no part of my new contract was I think I just parked in it potentially I get to pick any spot And I get to make sure people don't park in it all day Okay And so it's my own spot But that's yeah yeah

Did you already pick it? No, not yet enough about me I don't talk about me I like talking about you. We don't get to hang out. An interesting life. Who, me? Yeah, of course.

What part of my life is interesting to you? Well, I mean, you get to talk about your life on the radio, and then you get to do stand-up, and you get to do, you just get to experiment in a lot of different outlets. You get to write songs about your life. It's true. And all the changes. Oh, nice. Thank you. Yeah, look at that.

Yeah. I like that. It's funny, though, Eddie made a good point one day. It was like, oh, wow. It's like, obviously it's a positive song, but it's like, what if someone did, like, how you're like, how you're like. Changes and it's like, one day woke up and... We should write that. Art right it just comes one day.

Can I be a raging idiot song eventually? Okay. Yes. I watch your Insta stories. Got the life now. Like I, you are the, so there's this realm of, of these tears in country music. And you tend to work your way up them. But you're the next entertainer of the year.

Wow. Because you're up there now. That's a bold statement. In the next three years, that'll be you. Man, I don't. We'll see. You don't have to respond to that. I'm not going to.

I don't know how to respond to that. But you don't, nothing you touch is sour anymore. It's all hits, man. I appreciate that. This guy, got his beard. I know, it's getting thick. This is called a dad beard.

How's that going? Amy wanted to ask you about that. Yeah. Adjusting to like, how's it been? Because the last time we saw you don't know, it seemed like all still sort of new and just as it progresses.

Like how you all are, I love that you all stick together and that your wife can go with you and your kids. Like, that's a huge. Not everybody can like take their kids out with them everywhere they go and I love that y'all do that as much as you can. Well, we made it a point to do that too. I knew that this year was going to be a little bit lighter touring because this would be the

first full year of me being a dad of two and so we wanted to make sure that we had the right runs for them to go on. And so we've been bringing them out on all these Kenny Chesney shows and it's been really cool. We kind of started potentially putting them to bed before the show because if they stay up until after the show, then Willa goes crazy until like midnight. It will not go asleep, go to sleep. But they love standing side stage and it's just a constant trying to get Willough Gray not to run out on the stage and grab my leg.

Yeah, you were telling me that she likes to be out. Like she likes the stage. Loves it. Loves it. Like if she gets a hold of my microphone and somebody has to get it back from her, it's bad. She really enjoys being in spotlight, I think. How does she do as a big sister? She does great.

It took her a minute to adjust because it was only her for four months and then Ada was born. And so she didn't really have much time to be, you know, an only child. And so when Ada got in the picture, it took her about a month. to adjust to it, but now, man, she like, I mean, she treats Ada amazing. When Ada falls, she picks her up. Like, she's, she's really grown into that big sister role pretty hard, so. So does she, because Amy has two kids, and they're not biolog, she adopted them, but they're not biologically brotherly sister.

But they've had to learn. Yeah, how is that dynamic? Is it amazing? Yeah, they're getting, well, so they're kind of getting that brotherly, sisterly stuff, because she's 11, he's 7. So now they're finally starting to pick on each other and be like, stop it, stop it. They were like a team when they first got. because that's all they knew.

But then now I'm noticing with her as the older sister, she's very nurturing and caring and wants to teach them things and show them things. So I love seeing them kind of take on their roles. I love seeing them picket each other, but then I also love them love each other. And the dynamic is good, like everything, everything's cool. Yeah. So far, we're getting, we were, it was a roller coaster in the beginning,

some definite lows and some highs, but we're pretty, we're kind of evening out. That's awesome. feels really good. I'm so happy for y'all. That's great. Thanks. And so you're seeing that sister dynamic too. Oh yeah.

Where she's starting to feel like she's the big sister? Yeah, she definitely is. Like, I mean, I was saying earlier, like, whenever we're about to put Ada to sleep or something, Willa really wants to be in there just to make, she's like, shh, everybody, everybody. I'm like, you're the one talking. But, no, it's pretty awesome. And they both have such unique personalities. And, you know, anytime we're in the car, there, I mean, it's just complete chaos in the best way in the car at home on the road. but it wouldn't have it any other way.

And you wouldn't change it for the world. I wouldn't change it for the world. Wouldn't change it for the world. So tell me, put your headphones on for one second. So I'm playing this song here. So you sit in a room and you wrote this with Ashley Goreley, Jesse Frazier, and your dad. Yeah. So was this the, when you wrote this song, was it, hey, we're going to actually write the biography of my life?

No, we literally, I thought the record was done, honestly. But usually when I think the record is done, I'll do one more. like riding trip just to kind of see if anything falls out naturally. And so we went out to our farm and we were all just sitting there. And I think I was honestly just venting about how nuts our life was because Lauren at this point was still kind of, you know, going back and forth to Uganda. And I was going over to meet her for a couple days and then coming back and playing shows and going back to meet her. And it was just a really chaotic time to be able to tour and put a record out and also be adopting a child. That's a lot to take on at that time. So I felt like I was just kind of venting in the

the room as to what was happening. And so I'm pretty, I can't remember if it was Ashley or Jesse, but they were just like, dang, man, life changes so quickly. And so that's kind of where the idea stemmed from. And so once we started writing and had that beat and that piano riff, we just started to, I was like, let's just write a biography. And so we kind of just took basically pages out of a journal from the time I was 19 until now and then wrote how drastically things can change in your life when you least expect it. And for me, that was being in college thinking I was not going to be a singer and then became a singer and then, you know, people kind of thinking I was crazy for getting married at 22 years old but got married. And then my wife became this like super

amazing role model for a bunch of women. And, and then that happened. And now she kind of has her own fan base. And then we adopted a child and had a baby. And it was just like a lot, a lot going on at one time. And so I just wanted to write a song about it, not thinking it would ever make the record, much less be a single. And then it made the record and was a single and the name of the tour, the name of the album. And the whole thing. The whole thing, yeah. On the Bobby Bones show now. Thomas Rett.

You know, what's funny about you is that whenever I'll read a post from E or something and they have you in, they're like, the Aiken's family. Yeah. But most people think Rett's your last name. Right, yeah. And I've learned that your name, kind of your first and middle name is Thomas Rett. Right. But is that a trouble?

The fans have trouble with that? They do. And people get our names wrong a ton. Like, people think my last name is Rett. A lot of our fans think Lauren's name is. Laura. People think Willa's name is Willow. They think Ada's name is Ava. Like it's, it's hilarious how they get names kind of swapped around. And so I just kind of roll with it and like, whatever. Laura Rhett. Laura Rhett. She loves that. So Thomas Rett Aikins. Junior. Yeah. Junior.

Yeah. Doctor. Yeah. So we played Life Changes. Is this the next one? Yeah. Yeah, dude. Next single. This has always been one of my favorite songs in the record. Remember when we did the thing in my truck that I got back from my childhood? This is what the very first first talks about this vehicle. So I'm glad you got to ride around in that. A lot of memories in that bad boy. Thomas Wrette got Thomas Rett. I don't know what to call him now.

TR. Yeah. Do people call you Thomas though, right? Do people that know you, what do they call you? T.R. Okay. No one really calls me Thomas, so if you want to take that role, you can. I don't, though.

And I call you T.R. off the air, but I kind of feel Goobery calling you that on the race. Because it sounds so insidery. You are inside. No, no, no. I know we talk stuff off the air, but it feels I don't want to be cool guy. I'm not John Corny. You are, though.

It's that. I give you that. Okay, so you were riding around in his truck. We're in his truck. He just got this truck back. So we're riding around in this truck. And so you should have that truck? I do.

Yeah? Yeah. You ever drive it around? Yeah, I don't drive it enough. It actually died. That's how little I've that I've driven it in the last two months. Well, this song, the first verse of 16, is about, that mentions this truck.

When's this song coming out? When are you doing that? A few weeks? Month or so? Beginning about October, yeah. I remember the big question about this song, just going from, since we're being so insidery and cool. Yeah.

You're like, hmm, the chorus changes the words. Are we able to put this out as a single because the chorus changes? I know. Because it goes 16, 17, 17, 21. 18, 21, and then current day, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's one of those,

I love story songs. I love some of my favorite songs in the past are how songs can progress over a period of time and then become a real story about just things that you've experienced. And that's definitely what this song is about going from 16, wanting to be 18. Being 18, wanting to be 21, and then you're however old wanting to be kind of 16 again and being, you know, young again. And so that's kind of the basis of the song. I'll see your Instagram sometimes and you're playing golf with Nile Horan from One Direction. Yeah.

Nice guy? Super nice. Normal guy? Because you're a normal, dude. Very normal. Yeah. I was out because Charles Kelly from Lady A text to me and said, do you want to play golf with me in Nile today?

And I'd hung out with an aisle a little bit last year. I can't remember where we were. But we became good friends. I think it was a stage coach where I met him in L.A. and became friends, exchanged numbers, and kind of kept in touch. And then really got to know each other pretty well when he played a show in Nashville this week,

played golf and came to the gym with me, and we all went to his show. He was a good dude. Can he go to the gym without people going? That's not a horrid. Yeah. The gym was pretty empty, luckily. But, I mean, he's a global superstar.

He's a global superstar. It's pretty wild. So he's cool. I saw you in a picture with Charlie Puth. Yeah. And so you guys write together. Is that what that's about? Yeah, we wrote. When I was in L.A., I did like three or four days writing.

I wrote with Ryan Teder that week from one Republican, got to write with Charlie Puth. And I like to do that a couple times a year just to keep myself fresh and keep current and try to make new friends and see if anything comes out of something while I'm out there. And me and Charlie wrote a few songs together. And we'll see if any of them, you know, make this next album. Who is the coolest friend you have that we have that we? don't know about. Coolest friend I have?

Yeah, then we'd be like, oh, that's cool. Oh, like, are you friends with Cardi B? Like, Thomas Frank Cardi B. I'm not friends. I need to meet Cardi B. Me and Bruno are best friends, but he just doesn't know that currently. Yeah. That's funny.

You have, like, a dream friend. Yeah, exactly. Your dream friend is Bruno Far. Yeah. Well, yeah, because everyone has that. And you think, like, okay, well, Tom, sorry, T. It's golfing with Nile Horn or whatever. And you're like, okay, he's probably reached.

Like, he knows everybody. but you have a dream friend. I do. Actually, I got to meet Bruno once. He played a show of Memphis and my wife, and a couple friends went out to meet him. And we were standing in his tour manager's dressing room, and we were kind of told that we were going to get to meet him,

but his tour manager was like, you just kind of never know. Like, if he's, like, doing warm-ups or he just is not in the vibe to meet anybody, he may not come over here. And I was like, that's cool, man, we're here. Like, I mean, I've seen the show three times in a year. I mean, it's like one of the coolest shows that I've ever seen. And so he said, all right, he'll be here in five.

I mean, it felt like the president was rolling into this room in a way. And so he came in and was like, what's up, man? He said, congratulations on that number one record. Because my album, I just came out and I about fell at the floor when he said that. I was like, how do you know that, first of all? Your guy probably told you us he was walking over here. My whole history, so you had something to say. But he walked in holding a bottle of tequila and set it down.

And we took a picture, not on my phone. He wouldn't let us take it on our phone. They got a photographer to do it. And then he sent it to me like six days later, which was a long wait. to get that photo. But does that show you, though, because artists will do that too, where they go, you know,

no, what we're going to do it with our own camera, we'll send you the meet and greet pictures. It's kind of annoying to wait that long, right? It is very annoying to wait that long. Because you want it now, you want to show people and text it to people. I know, I know. And we honestly,

we started doing the same thing last year, not because I don't want people to share it immediately, but a lot of the time people will walk through meet and greet with a phone that just went dead or like, they can't figure out how to pull the camera up or something like that. It's not efficient. It's not efficient.

And so we started doing it with our photographer's camera. and we email it out immediately. Immediately. I like that. Let me ask you this. I don't think you'll have an answer, but I need to ask it. What's up with a new project? Yeah.

I've written more songs than I know what to do with. And this kind of happens every record. And it's like every time I put a record out, I'll talk to George or my manager of Virginia and be like, I don't have anything else to say. Like, what am I going to, how are we going to make a whole other record? And then as you start to get back into writing, it's amazing how much you haven't talked about.

or things that you have talked about, but not in this way. And so, written a ton of songs with this project. We're going to go in and record, I think, five or six in September and then go try to finish the entire record in December and January and hopefully have a brand new single from a brand new record out early next year. So when you go into Cut New Music, it's a big deal now when you go in. Do you have people locked down all your files? Like, these cannot get out.

Or only one person has access to them? How are you protecting that? Kind of. I mean, I have four producers. And so it's kind of like us in the label and management are the only ones that have kind of like access to these songs. But I am guilty of just kind of like when I get a song that I wrote that I think is cool, I'll send it to like five or six of my best buddies just to like get a vibe.

Do you like this? This is cool. And if they respond yes, then it usually means that a lot of other people might like it too. But does anyone ever say no? You ever send it out? Absolutely. They do say no? Absolutely.

And that's why I keep those friends close. Because if you're surrounded by yes people, it's not good for your career, you know. And so I love when people are like, you know what, that's cool. but I think these other two would kick that one off on my list. And so I need those kind of, I love opinions to a fault, I think. Like when I go into record a record, I will get 40 different opinions and then be completely clueless when I get in there. That's why this whole studio is no people for me.

All know people. Yeah. All of you. It's good to have no people, man. But they're never yes. They're all no. Oh, well, you need a yes occasionally. All knows all the time.

Thomas Wrette. I'm going to play 16. Okay, cool. Yeah, we'll play the whole thing here. Here is Thomas Wrett. Good to see you, my friend. Yeah, you too, buddy. Thanks for having me.

To many more hangs. And go check Thomas out. I'm calling you Thomas for on air. Don't worry, I call you Turrell. Yeah. Yeah. It's time for the good news. With Bobby.

Tell me something good. This woman named Terry has a rare genetic blood disorder and doctors said, hey, you need a kidney transplant. Both her kidneys failed two years ago. So she put a big old sign on the back of her car and just drove it around. Wow. And it was like, hey, I need a kidney. Here's my information if you contact me. She had been hooked up on dialysis every day.

So she got to continue working at someone. living, but she's hooked to a machine. Her desperate search, the article says, has finally paid off. Someone saw the sign, got tested, found out they're a match. That's crazy. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, it gets crazier. Okay.

She has no idea who the stranger is, but the kidney transplant is scheduled for September 24th. Oh, wow. So next month, she doesn't know the person. I hope that they get to meet at some point. Yeah, but I hope a camera's there so we can watch an experience on YouTube. You know what I mean? Yeah. But that's a cool story, and that's a Tell Me Something Good.

There it is. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bonson. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 30 Second Skinny. So Kipmore and his band really wanted a home-cooked meal. He sent out and asked to his friends on Instagram, and he chose one fan.

His band went over and ate their meal and then played a private show for him. That's cool. Awesome. All right. Wow. That's funny. See, Kip. I like Kip.

I was also thinking about the home-cooked meal thing. I don't think I've had a home-cooked meal in two years. Two to three years. Oh, man. I was thinking about this, where someone just cooked a meal. Because what happened, I've just pre-packaged all the meals. It's like cook, put in there. Like yesterday I had boiled chicken and vegetables.

And I made like 10 of them at once and then packed them all away. I haven't had a home-cooked meal. Like a good, like real legit home-cooked meal. At least two years. Wow. You put on Instagram. Well, anyone on the show Cook Me a Me a meal.

Oh, boy, you're going to get so much. No, just to the show. Oh, yeah. Morgan number two, what else? Jason Aldeen, Luke Combs, and Lauren Elena are having a lot of fun touring together, even off the stage. Every Friday night, they play softball together

in different cities. Yeah, I think Fridays, because Friday nights, they play shows. So Fridays, they go out. Somebody's going to tear an ACL or something. Listen, I'm glad they do it because they're playing softball against police and firefighters, which is cool.

Yeah. Somebody's going to get hurt. Listen. I'm just saying we're not 19 anymore. I mean, Lauren is. But like Al Dean. Yeah, he's a little over there. Don't try to run those out at first.

All right, what else, Morgan number two? From the looks of Instagram, the Dixie Chicks are working on new music. Good. The lead singer Natalie has been posting a ton of pictures of them in the studio with the hashtag DCX-2018. And I do love the Dixie Chicks. Love the old stuff. It's always been really nice to me. And isn't that all that matters?

Yeah. That's it. Nothing else matters. They're nice to you. They're wins. Listen. I enjoy the Dixie Chicks. I never have not enjoyed the Dixie Chicks.

Why wouldn't you? Listen to that. They got a bad rap, man. I know. The music is so good. A little bump in their career. Love that. Oh, yeah.

I forgot that. Hit them pretty hard. Is that it, Morgan number two? Yep. And Morgan number two. That's the skinny. Thank you. I was playing this in the car the other day

and my kids were in the back just like, who is this? This is so good. Yeah, yeah. Hey, what's happening, guys? You know, you get on your phone. You're always tinking around trying to find stuff to do.

There's a lot of games. A lot of apps out there. But I'll say this, there's only one Best Fiends. And if you're like me, you're tired of the same all apps on your phone. And let me recommend to you the puzzle game, best fiends. There's a ton.

They've been saying an infinite amount of challenging puzzles. thousands of levels to play and tons of characters to collect. It's the perfect game to play whenever you want. You can play with family, friends, by yourself. Either way, you won't get bored

and you won't be using your thumb going, ah, there's nothing to do on my phone. The best part, you can even play without internet connection, so you can play literally anytime, anywhere. Morgan number two plays it before the show starts. I catch myself playing best fiends,

just all the time sitting somewhere, play some best fiends. Give it a try, and you can tell me where you catch yourself playing best fiends. Download Best Fiends for free on the app store or Google Play Today. That's Friends Without the R. Best Fiends and you're going to be part of the club.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bowles. Morning Corny. Yeah. The Morning Corny. Why did Simba's dad die? Why did Simba's dad die? He couldn't move faster.

Mastast. Oh, fast. That was the morning corny. There you have it. You like that or no? I thought his brother threw him off the cliff. It's part of the joke. It's a wordplay.

Mufasa. Mufasa. That's the joke. Sweezer again. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you see the article? I didn't.

She said it's the best job she ever had, and even if the guys don't get on board, the down the road, she would at least like to team up with Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow to do a sort of reboot of the Golden Girls, but that's the friends. Oh, my goodness. Yeah.

Why can be cool? I just think at this point The show can never live up To the expectation of bringing it back I used to be a big guy Let's bring friends back That would be cool It can't live up to it

I say never bring friends back Not even with the Golden Girls I don't think so I just don't think it's going to be As good as we want it And expect it to be You know? And next week on Friends

I mean I would watch it Don't get me wrong If it was on it I'd watch it The new style The Bobby Bone show When you were in school Did you guys study The Bermuda Triangle

If we did, I don't remember. Well, the big thing was all these planes would disappear. We talked about it a lot in school. It was aliens, all these TV shows, Unsolved Mysteries. So the Bermuda Triangle, any of you remember that? Yeah, things would disappear. All the time, things would disappearing. And so scientists finally know why all the things are disappearing.

And they say that the Bermuda Triangle is the perfect position to get hit by major storms in three different directions. Oh. And that is why these so-called rogue waves, they're also 100-foot waves that come in. and go out. Over 1,000 people have died over the last 100 years in the Bermuda Triangle. So I read that because we talked about it so much in school. And for a minute, that was the new hot thing to talk about. Like, alien.

I remember that. The mystery of the Bermuda Triangle. So, like, if you're a pilot, though, why would you ever fly near it? I've heard my husband's talked about it before. I don't know why you would even go near it. To get to Destination B? I'd go all the way around. It's a big triangle.

You can always go around. You got to fly that triangle shape. I go around. Yeah, I read that. Oh, I kind of absolutely. something cool to say here. If you hit me with the baseball music, please. Thank you. Not this Saturday, but next

Saturday, I'm throwing out the first pitch at the Chicago Cubs game. That's huge. I'm a really filled. Yeah, how about that? I mean, you've got to love that. Yeah, I'm a die-hard Cubs fan. My whole life, I've been waiting to do something. You're going to walk on that field. Yeah, hopefully they give me a jersey. Oh, yeah, that says bones in the back? I hope so. I don't know what happens here.

Hey, Ramundo, are you jealous at that or no? That's pretty awesome. Right? Yeah. Like, that's cool to me. So, yeah, next Saturday. I go and throw the first pitch out at Wrigley Field. So do you practice? No. And I'm not trying to whiz it in there.

I'm just trying to lob the ball. It's just about the... I'm not trying to prove anything. Right. Just trying to make the gloves. I'm trying to be Henry Rowing, Gardner. It's trying to... No, I don't care about the glove.

I'm just going to enjoy the experience. Is someone going to go with you yet? I don't know. Because it's in Chicago. I know. I don't really have any friends. This is like a really big deal. Like, you need to have someone with you.

I have nobody going with me right now. Like zero people. So, but again, what am I going to do? Say, hey, everybody, coming to Chicago. Yeah. So, no, I don't. It was like last night at the opera. I don't have anybody to go.

You guys all have lives and people. I don't have anybody. So I just go do things alone. Thank you. Maybe a friend will step up. I can't go. I would go. I would go watch you do that.

I buy a ticket. I don't want anyone to go with me. I'm fine. I'm just a lone wolf. Yeah, Amy. Never mind. No, I don't want anybody feeling. No, I'm good.

I'm a lone wolf in the world. You know what I mean? Okay. Hey, you're going to touch the Ivy, too? I've done that before. Oh, you have? Okay, okay. I mean, I've walked on the field.

Oh, I didn't know that. But you never stood on that mound throwing that first pitch. I paid to walk on the field. That's how big a fan I was. I went to the World Series last year. That's right. That's right. There you go.

So that's a deal. If I snapped at you a minute ago, I apologize. I didn't mean to. I was being playful. I also, whenever you said, oh, you're going by yourself. I didn't want to show my vulnerability. Oh, I didn't think you snapped to me. Okay.

Well, Eddie, went. I didn't want that to be. thing. Oh. What happened? I'm throwing out the first pitch in Chicago at the Cubs game next Saturday. I'm going by myself. I'm going to be anybody to go with.

And so... I mean, I just think it's a really cool life moment. You need someone to like snap a pick. Nobody goes to my life moments with me. Well, so, okay, fine. You need to ask somebody there. Can you take a picture of me when I'm throwing out the first pitch? I know private photographer.

Or like a video. One of my French's text is like, you got to whip it in there. What does that mean? Yeah, fast. Whip? No, no. Throw it as hard as you can. Basketball. Yeah.

You totally should, Bones. I agree with that person. No, no, no. There's no win to throwing it hard. If I throw it as hard as I can, it still doesn't look hard. Yeah, but you can't just like, go. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. That's how I do live. The ones that don't make it are the ones that make the internet. Whatever. Throw it straight at the ground. I'm done talking to you people. I'm done. I think you should practice. That's the last thing I'm going to say. Jennifer in North Carolina, how are you? Hey, I'm good. Good morning. How are y'all doing? Good morning. What can we do for you? I wanted to ask Amy how her dad was doing. He is doing okay.

I think the last update I gave was like really amazing. Like he's doing awesome moving in the right direction. But sometimes he has rough nights that set us back a few days. And he definitely had one of those this week where he rips things out. Like he has a trache in his throat. He ripped it out, which is a major setback. Amy's dad had throat cancer and went to the hospital for what was supposed to be a three-day surgery, and he's been in for how long now?

ICU five weeks. Five weeks. And he moved to a rehab hospital and was sort of downgraded to a lower part of their ICU, like intermediate. But now because of his latest incident, he got moved back to ICU. And I think this morning they're scheduled to do an MRI or CT scan on his brain to figure out if something else is going on. So that's the update.

Amy's been going back and forth to Texas a lot. But better, but he had an instance where he pulled his trache out of his throat. Yeah, about every few days. days or so sometimes we're just like have little things but he wakes up in them and like delirious it's not his fault he doesn't know what he's doing and he freaks out doesn't know where he's he's seeing like spiders on the wall and then he's like what's in my throat ah or like feeding tube what's in my stomach i'll have what he's having exactly thomas ret was in earlier and we were talking about i said hey man who's cool on your phone that you know we wouldn't know and amy assigned the dream

friend tag like who's your dream friend me and bruno are best friends, but he just doesn't know that currently. Yeah. That's funny here that, yeah, you have like a dream friend. Yeah, exactly. Your dream friend is Bruno Far. That's funny. Who would your dream friend be?

This is Bruno Marge. Go around the room. Your dream friend. That's obviously got to be somebody famous or somebody. Amy, who would your dream friend be? Reese Witherspin. Yeah. She's actually around here a bit.

I know. Tried to run into her. Oh, yeah? Casually. Morgan number two, who would be your dream friend? Blake Lively. Why so? She's married to Ryan Reynolds.

Creepy. Why Morgan number two? I just love her. I saw her on Gossip Girl, and ever since then, I just want to be best friends with her. And she's so funny on Instagram, too, so. Eduardo, I thought about this, and I think Chris Martin of Colplay, not only because, you know, he was married to Gwyneth, but he has cool friends like Jay Z and Beyonce. But you know, this person would be your friend, not their friend. No, but we'd all hang out.

It's kind of like Ramundo when he talks about Sam Hyatt. We just go over and Jay-Z shows up. Okay, Bobby, who's your dream friend? Probably Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, I could see that. Probably. Like, current friendship. Like, I'm a huge David Letterman fan.

He's older. Yeah. Probably not your best. Like Howard Stern, a big Howard Stern fan, but they're older. And Jimmy Kimmel's 50. Yeah. But still, I think probably Jimmy Kimmel would be my dream friend. I can see that.

Mike, who would yours be Postal alone? Yeah, post-Below. It's like a weirdo. Oh, come on. Hey, Ramundo, your dream friend would be probably Sam Hunt. Yeah, it's pretty obvious, boys. Yeah, Ray Mundo in the glass room. Sitting there and cuts off audio and dreams of Sam Hunt every morning.

How's that dream coming along, by the way? I'm still working on it. You know how friendships are. It takes time. You have to cultivate that. You don't want to rush it. Yeah. I'm hanging out with Sam Hunt.

I'm coming up. Are you? Yeah. Hey, hand him those digits, man. I'm not going to, there's no way. Or just take Ramundo with you. Nope, not happening. I had his number at one point, but I think he disconnected or you got a different phone number.

No? I haven't been able to get a hold of him. Stop. So weird. You still listen, Body Like a Back Road? Oh, yeah. It's one of his top three songs easily. Yeah?

Yeah. Where do you put it on the list? Number two. Downtown's Dead is one. Body Like a Backroad, 3. What's two? Two is body like a back road. Wait, he jumped at three. So it's two and three.

You love it. He's crazy. Raymundo editing in the little room over there. Let's go over to Brian. Hello, Brian. Hey, what's up, Bobby? You're on the air, dude. Hey, so I was just calling,

yesterday was August 1st. The Soar Losers podcast was supposed to come out, and I was just calling to get an update. Well, it's a sports show between these dudes here I'm probably gonna cancel it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I said August 1st, it had to be on. Yeah, I know, but we didn't know.

I mean, Lunchbox's babies coming. He was having a baby anyway. It's not like the baby just appeared out of nowhere. There is no answer right now, Brian, but I'm leaning toward canceling it. These guys have no sort of work ethic. They don't care. So, you know what I mean?

Do you ever manage people, Brian, in your life? Do you what? Do you ever manage people? No, no, man, I haven't. Never get into it. It's a terrible thing. Oh, it seems like it's a lot of responsibility. It is.

You got to take care of knuckleheads. All right. Hey, thank you for asking that question, though. Yes, sir. You have a good day. See you, buddy. Thank you very much. There you go.

There you go. Anything else, Amy? Yeah, no. No, I'm good. Kind of feel like maybe you should give the guys a chance to do their podcast. They've had three months, Amy. Yeah, I think, how do I say this? Like, right here, you're looking at it.

Hey, we're ready to roll. You could have always been ready to roll. So can they roll? So can they roll without whatever's not rolling? There's something not rolling right now. That's all I'm saying right now is that. Thank you very much. But yeah.

Get a job managing people. Then come back to me. Nah, I'm more of a. Like, I'm more about like, tell me what to do and I'll do it. I don't want to tell you what to do. Now, I like that. But you need those people in the world. You need Mese.

People like me. That's right. We have Chiefs and we have Indians. Yes. Yes. There we go. All right. The Bobby Bones show.

I was watching the news this morning, and they did a follow-up story on that plane crash. So in Mexico, this big plane goes down. I'm talking about a real-life plane, not a little farty plane that a lawyer buys and drives around because he's got some extra money. Like, this is a real-life passenger plane. So the plane goes down. 103 people were on it. Nobody died. I'm talking, it was the first time I had seen real video on this plane.

Crash, fire, people are running in a field. It was insane that everyone lived. And so then they had to get on another plane to get out of there. Oh, that's hard. Can you imagine you're in a plane crash that said, hey, we got to get you out of here, so you got to get on another plane? Nah. Can they take a bus? That was the part that struck me.

They made them get on another plane. Yeah. Mexico plane crash survivors resumed travel and wake of accident. And so basically they had to get on airplanes right afterward. Yeah, I might just sit down. Yeah. Here's one of the describers, one of the scene describer here. They happened yesterday.

24 hours ago. It's still fresh in my mind. I can't close my eyes right now. I still see the flame, but I see everything. Can you imagine the PTSD you have from a plane crash and seeing it go down? Crazy. They were talking about how you should always wear tennis shoes on a plane in case that happens. Amy's husband said that.

Yes. Anytime I got my Birkenstocks on or my flip flops, he's like, what are you doing? He's like, you got to have shoes on ready to go. That's a risk I'm willing to take, because most likely my plane's not going down, and I'd rather be comfortable. Well, let me tell you. You rather have your flip-flops? Yeah, like, I'm on the window seat, southwest. I sit in the same seat every single time, and they don't even have assigned seats. I'm just so early in the Southwest line.

I'm just, I'm not, I'm, listen, I got it on a dress, I got on flip-flops. I got on all the things you shouldn't have. You're scared. Just for the sake of breaking the rules. Yes. What are you going to say? Nothing. I'm just like traveling with them sometimes.

He's always very prepared for any incident on an airplane, which makes me feel great, but I still have on my Birkenstocks. Your husband's a pilot, you know? Yeah. Me, I wear my platform shoes. Oh. Sometimes, yeah. Sometimes I wear one platform and one high hill. Yeah, just a rebel.

Kind of mess with it. Yeah, let's see what else. Hey, Keith and Maryland. What's going on, Bobby? Hey, buddy, you're on the air. What's happening? Not too much, man. Just driving and pick up some parts for work.

I appreciate you calling. What do you want to say? Man, I just want to say, I appreciate the show, and y'all always give me some entertainment in the morning. Thanks, man. Anything you like us to do more of? I like when y'all give lunchboxers there in a second. Okay, well, he's not here today

So that we cannot do that But we're also going to do Blind karaoke today But I'm going to wait for him to come back To do it It's just not that fun without him Because he's so bad at Oh, he's so bad

Okay, cool And he's kind of what carries That bit So, all right, appreciate that call We'll let him know you called And according to lunchbox Like everything's still rolling The babies at the house

He's not here We don't know when he's coming back But I'll probably talk to him tomorrow Or sometime soon You talk to him Eddie? No, just like a text here and there We want, me and Ramundo want to take him up for his birthday on tomorrow. Is he going to do that?

He said maybe, so we'll see. What? I mean, I don't know. I think he wants to probably leave the house, right? No, no, no, no, for lunch. Oh, okay. No, I hit the town. Broadway.

Drop them off at three. Yeah, yeah. Here we. Hey, I'm home. Baby box. It's me. You're dead. Where's my baby?

Hey, let me hold them. Two men in their 70s got into a fistfighter. I had a Costco in South Carolina on Sunday. One of them cut in line to get free samples. The cops came. By the way, if you cut in line, somebody's going to get hit or pushed or yelled at. That cutting in line is the ultimate sign of disrespect,

and that's what the fighting happens. Let's say it's a parking spot. You're waiting in line. Someone jumps in that parking spot. We have so many people getting fist fights over parking spots. If you cut in line, you probably get punched if you're a man cutting in front of another man or if you're a woman cutting in front of the woman.

Probably going to get punched? Yeah. Just know that. Just know that. That's the ultimate sign of disrespect. Cutting in front of someone in line. Don't you get mad when that person drives up beside you and cuts whenever you're on the highway? Well, I assume they're in a hurry.

But you do that too. Because I'm in a hurry. Yeah. We all feel like we're in a hurry all the time. I honk. But here's what you've got to do. You know, a real talk right now. Go ahead.

If you have to get over. Sometimes it works. Well, most time it works. If you find a guy. So if you're driving. What? If you need to get over and you're like trying to find a. someone to be like, hey, do you mind if I slide in?

So you're saying you, the pretty girl finds a guy. You don't have to be a pretty girl. I think you should be a girl. I wonder if that works for us, Bones. No. Find a girl. Because sometimes if you get a girl, she might be like, if you get a guy and you're like, hey, you can I get over?

He's like, okay, fine. So you're more likely you get in. So you're saying it's all equal rights then. We just didn't know it in the world. Yeah, that's what she said. I don't really know that I'm going that far. That's exactly what she said. Oh, that Costco sample thing, though, like my parents go just to eat samples and they'll have a whole meal.

That's a real thing. People eat, they love their samples at Costco. I always feel guilty for asking for two if I'm not going to buy anything. I don't think they care. You can go, make the whole round and then come back and get it at seconds. I believe you can make the whole round and get one. But I always sort of play it off like I'm walking by it and I just see it on the side. Oh, what's that? Like I know it's there, right? Hey, do you ask, are these good?

Yeah, I do the whole song and dance, man. Like I see it over there And I can angle right to it But instead I decided to take a diagonal So I'm just gonna walk by it Dumb to Duh Oh, whoa Oh you guys have a sample

Well, oh I wonder if I'm even hungry Yeah I guess Are they good? What exactly is this? And then I want the whole spiel Because I want them I want to act like I'm super interested

In the product I'm like so These are the new eggo waffles Right? So what's the difference in these And the ones I'm like Oh wow Less preservatives

Okay yeah I guess I'll Okay, I'll take one of this. See, what you need to do is take one, eat it, and ask them while you're eating it, and then get another one while they're explaining. I feel so... No, you can't be too. I feel guilty taking one and not buying...

Oh, really? To take two? Do you ever, like, take a box and then I was like, put it back later? What? Amy. That's a whole new twist. I'm not saying... Amy's like, I'll take three boxes, please. And then she puts them in the checkout line. I'm not taking these after all.

I mean, I'm just saying, no, that's not dirty. That's dirty. You put them back where they belong because sometimes it's a little pop-up thing where they have extras right there. If you were just being honest, you would just eat the samples. Amy, they don't care. And again, I didn't say I do it. Oh, in front of yours. It's a friend of your.

You heard? My friend. Do you just wave? She takes the hummus and then she goes back over to the refrigerated section where the hummus is and just like, eh, yeah, I don't really need this. Yeah, you're a friend. Okay. I see you winking at me. You're a friend.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. This woman was hiking up a mountain when she came upon a dog that was injured. Couldn't move. Well, she wasn't about to leave the dog behind, so she's like, okay, how can I get this dog down the mountain safely? 55-pound dog. So she put him on her back.

It was about a mile-long hike down the mountain, and there were times she had to stop, put the dog down. She didn't know if she was going to be able to carry him the rest of the way. but she made it, and Boomer the Dog now lives with her. What's the dog's name? She named him Boomer the Dog. Also, she adopted him too. Yeah. How about that?

That's a good one. That was tell me something good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bowles. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bowman. I was reading this story about the Pope, and he says that the death penalty should never be allowed.

You know, are you a death penalty person or no? I'm sort of, I feel like I grew up thinking I was because I was told that it was like the way to, like, that's how justice should be served. And I just think now I'm more of the mindset of someone does something really heinous and awful. You do something like, I don't know. I for an eye. What are you saying? No, not eye for an eye. Oh.

Not for an eye. No, no, no, no. Not I for an eye. But like, no, I'm not. I don't like the whole death penalty thing, especially with like cases where, you know, people are on death. throw in and then they're proven innocent and stuff. And also, yeah, I don't want to be responsible for taking someone's life. But, like, if someone does something really heinous, like, we've talked before about how, like, you know, maybe if they do something awful to a kid or something, you castrate them.

Something like that. Yeah, I think we should castrate more than just that. Yeah. You've also talked about a hole to throw people into. Yeah, there are all these things. I mean, there's ways you can make it bad. We don't have to kill anybody, you know? I grew up really advocating the death penalty.

Yes. But I was an idiot. But now there are so many times people get. put down, they didn't do it. And for me, even if that happens to one person, that's one person too many. 100, I totally agree. And I used to be so pro-d- anyway, I was reading the Pope and it's like, the church says no death penalty.

It never should be a thing. But then you get people to touch kids and you go, you shouldn't be allowed to be on the earth. Maybe we just send you to, I don't know, I don't have the answer. I just, yeah, the death penalty is weird to me. I just wonder how you felt about that. Yeah. Well, that's how I feel. It's trending now.

Pope Francis has changed the Catholic teaching on the death penalty. But I used to be growing up in Arkansas, man, it was like, put them, put them down. They used to electric chair at them. We used to watch the show called Faces of Death. Electric chair. Wait, who used to watch the show? Oh, I remember those. There was a whole series of those.

Oh, okay. I thought you meant like at school. No, no. It was like a bootleg VHS. Oh, really? Yeah, it wasn't good. And so. Oh, gosh.

Yeah, but that's how I feel. And then we watched these shows on Netflix where people get put in jail for 20 years and they didn't do it. And they're on death row and all of a sudden there's DNA evidence where they find like a butt hair of somebody that was there. And you're like, oh, we were wrong the whole time. Right. So that was in the news. You see this identical twin, on a lighter note. Yeah.

This couple of identical twins, they married another set of identical twins. Cute. Do you think they just switched that sometimes? Oh, no. You can't do that. You can't do that. No, no, no. But I wonder how identical they are and if there's ever any confusion.

No, I would think not. If you're with somebody, you can really tell the difference in twins. Okay. Even the most identical of twins. But the identical twin brothers marry identical twin sisters. And so now they're going to marry each other one day apart, right, Mike D? Is that the story? Well, why one day apart?

Why don't they get married the same time? Amy, be serious. These people are pretty identical. But, Boz, to your point, I mean, do you think there's a chance that one can be attracted to the other because, I mean, they look the same? Yeah, I think you just, it's called a family switchout. All right. Once a month. Thursday night.

Every Thursday night. I wonder how much their personalities differ. Well, too, think about the kids they're having and how genetically the same they're going to be. Oh, dear. Yeah. And then they're going to be like, they're going to think the other one's the mom and the dad. They're going to be like, the other kid's kids. They're going to be like, mom, dad.

Oh, sorry. I mean, mom, dad. I saw this video on YouTube of, there were two twins sisters. And the baby hadn't met the other twin yet. So the mom's holding the baby. and then the baby sees the twin sister and she's like, oh, that's my mom. And then she goes to her.

Then she sees her mom against you. No, no, that's my mom. And the baby keeps going back and forth because she keeps thinking it's the mom. Wow. So when my son Stevenson was still at the orphanage in Haiti, my sister went to visit. And he was probably three and a half at the time.

And she got there and he thought she was me. Yeah, you do look very similar. I mean, now that he's older, he would obviously be able to tell us apart. But at that age, and not seeing us back to back just when we would visit there for a few days at a time.

he definitely thought she was me. How are the kids? They're doing good. Yeah? Yeah. They're doing good. We have to work on their English some more. I heard about the, so wait, you have to speak to them like their toddlers again, even though they're 11 and 7?

So my daughter is, yes, 11. My husband or my son turns 8 next week. So, yeah, he's 8. But we had some evaluations and some testing and some interviews, and we had a meeting with the school that we were hoping they could go to, but they're not ready for that school. and the advice that they gave us was to really, really focus on their English and even my husband and I, when we're having conversation in front of them,

make it really exaggerated and descriptive. Like what? Like, say Stevenson and Sosherer are sitting down and eating breakfast, and my husband and I, normally I'd be like, hey, can you get the eggs out of the fridge, cook some eggs? But I should be like, honey, can you get the eggs from the fridge

that come from a chicken and we can crack it open? And then when we crack it open, be like, ooh, look at that pretty yellow. Oh, boy, that's annoying. Like really? Like you would talk to a toddler, but it's two adults having conversation that's just really just over the top because they'll pick up on all those descriptive words and the English and the energy. And I was like, oh gosh, my husband is good.

He's not having it? No, he will do whatever he needs to for them. I just feel like it's going to be comical in our house for the next few weeks as we try to get used to this new toddler talk. Amy came over to the house a couple days ago and she brought her kids and we were hanging out. And what I've realized is their English hasn't gotten significantly better recently, but your understanding of their broken English has gotten better. Right. Because there are times where Stephen's talking, I'm like, what?

I know. And that's probably a problem because I, so then I feel like in my head they're progressing. And they have been on like a summer break. But it's really that they're kind of staying at the same. And then once they get back in full-time school, things will be better, which is starting soon. But not at the school we were trying to get them into. They weren't accepted. Oh, they weren't accepted?

No, that's what the whole meeting was about. Hey, there's a new Bobby cast up with Maddie and Tay. So they came by the house. We sat in the studio. We talked about it's pretty honest conversation. We talked about how they lost their label deal, and their label folded and how it felt. It felt really bad.

After going from like the top of the world, and then it's like, so what are y'all doing? How does it feel to not have a label home? It's like, it feels terrible, and you feel like you have nothing to show forth. And it's felt like that for the past year and a half, honestly. It's like, because this industry, you're always trying to prove yourself. Yeah, it's a pretty good conversation. They came over the house.

You know, they got a new song out and new record label. But Maddie and Tay, this is Maddie talking about having to move her wedding day because of a tour. So we actually set a date for next year, next fall. But this tour that is happening that will be announced soon, we may have to move this wedding. date. Forward or back? Back. Okay. And he was like, yeah, no worries. And I was like, like later in the year. Yeah. Back, yeah. So Maddie and Tay on the new Bobbycast. That's the wrong one. Do I have a, there it is. Just search Bobbycast on Iheart Radio or wherever you get your podcast. I played the grand old

Opry last night. I had a set at, I guess, 8, 15 or so. And so I go and I was going to do 12 and a half minutes of comedy. And I do comedy at the opera for the most part. And I'll take my guitar and do like four minutes of music, play a couple of dopey songs. And the Opry is always cool for me because it's the Grand Ole Opry. I listen to my grandma. Like everybody plays the opera if you're cool. And I'm trying to be cool. I'm trying as hard as I came to be cool. And so I go and I walk out on stage last night. I kind of bawled him last night. What do you mean? Well, so I walk out on stage and I have my whole 12 minutes. And the opera set list is a little different than mine when I do a stand-up show. And so I walk out and

have it all ready to go. A different kind of crowd. They don't know who I am. They're not even really ready for comedy. They think it's going to music the whole time. So I got to kind of approach it differently. So I walk out and I have a tell little joke and then I plug my guitar in and the bottom part of my guitar where you plug it in, it'd fallen out. Uh-oh. So there was no way for me to plug my guitar in. Uh-oh. So I didn't have a guitar. And so then I'm going, oh, no, I don't have enough material planned. It's throwing me completely off. And so I go, yeah, my guitar's broken guys. And so I just set it down behind me. And then I'm all, I'm strong crazily because it's like, where do I go? I'm trying jokes out. I think I'm writing jokes on the

spot as I'm out there. And that's really not the place to do that. No. I have a whole metamuse series of jokes that I wrote because I endorsed them. And so I'm like, I'm trying them for the first time. And it was okay, but I really felt it wasn't, it wasn't good. I walked off and I was a little embarrassed. How does that part just fall out of your guitar? Somebody noticed it when I was walking out. They said, hey, Bobby, something just fell out of your guitar. I was like, it's probably some fuzz. Oh, it fell out. And we walked out. I don't need that.

Oh, man. Yeah, it was not my best moment last night. And I was kind of embarrassed. And Sally, who runs the opera, I was kind of embarrassed. And it was okay. And the people, it was probably a little better than I thought it was, but not as good as I'd hoped. Right. And so, she was real nice, but I kind of bawled him last night.

I know. Kind of embarrassing. You think you'll get invited back. Oh, no. What? Yeah, are you? I don't know. I guess that'll be the, that'll tell you.

I'm sure Bobby just thinks it's a way. worse than it really was. What always is worse in your own mind. Always. Well, so yeah. Did you feel the laughter at any point? Amy, I was so focused on oh my God, what am I doing next? What's the next joke I'm going to that I don't know what was happening. Oh, no. Because again, it's

12 and a half minutes. That's a long time. And if four of it's supposed to be music, that's a third of my, what I've planned. You couldn't do it, Stan's guitar? Like, just sing. Do you think people want to hear me sing a cappella? Everybody have a C, please. I'm about to bust it, some pure. They're vocals.

I can barely do it with the guitar. Like, I'm not a good singer. I'm okay. I'm a funny singer. And so, yeah, I go out and I do a song about Hobby Lobby, and my guitar broke. And I do a song about Uber, and I do a song called Chasing the Memories. And it's all, like, three minutes total. All quality stuff that I think they would laugh at.

Yeah. And so then I'm, like, freestyling a joke about the Higher Country Festival. Wait, what? Oh, no. Yeah. Do they even know what? No freestyle jokes. I know.

And I was freestling at the opera while I was on national radio. Oh, so then if it's out there, can you freestyle out here? I don't. It was, no, because I'm still working on it. Okay. By the way, it's coming up Sunday night. Me and Candace Cameron, DJ Tanner from Full House host the show. And it's mostly just about my excitement of hosting it with her while not telling her. I was super excited having to play two different characters, what the joke is.

So part of me is like, oh, it's not some meat, but that part's like, oh, yeah, I'm going. So I was kind of making it up as I was going. It was a whole thing. It was kind of a disaster. And I went home kind of sad at myself. I don't like to let people down. There was that dude you were really looking forward to seeing. Ray Stevens was playing.

Did he see you bomb? I don't know if I didn't get to say hi to him. And I watched this whole set. There's a picture of me on Twitter watching the screen when he's performing. It's a cool picture. Because I'm like, holy crap, Ray Stevens and me the same night. And so I watched him perform. He did a couple songs.

But I was a big Ray Stevens fan as a kid. And so, yeah. He didn't do the streak, though. He didn't do it? Oh, yes, they call him the streak. Hmm. What did you just started singing a Ray Steven song when you're out there? The first time I did the Opry.

I believe the first, no, as a comedian, I went and told a Jerry Clower joke, which is an old comedian that I used to listen to. So I'm not against that, but I said it was a Jerry Clown. I didn't go tell it as my own. That was your joke. Wait a second. You get credit. So I have absolute respect to the people that have done it before me, and I would tell a joke

or play a Ray Stevens, but be like, I'm doing this in honor of Ray Stevens. but he's not dead so that'd be weird and he was there and he's also there so we can hear him live thank you yeah so that was a thing kind of disappointing man that's a bummer

I know because I know that's hard for you to take it's so hard for me to take I just I don't have it in my heart to be a failure because I feel like I'm letting people down all the time and so that one hurt

I went to bed last night just kind of you know that emoji was like with the teeth that's what I felt like in my heart sometimes I feel that way after the morning corny it's fine

is it yeah You get through it, Amy? I get through it. It comes away. You'll be fine. I'll put my head on the pillow the last night. And it was like, that emoji on the pillow.

So, yeah, lay down. I did play some Fortnite yesterday. Good. I mean, yeah, I'm just not going to be addicted to this game. It's just not in my blood. I played some. We got on with listener from Wichita. And we played duos, and I'm terrible at Fortnite.

And so we play, I mean, I play for like 30 minutes. But I got home. I didn't work out. I don't know what to do with myself Fortnite I did the show all morning and then I was like you know I was gonna take the day off

meaning I'd already work my first job and I had to work later that night at the opera which isn't technically a day off so I was just gonna take a day off you mean from working out at least or everything he does I had nothing I don't know what to do as my grandma used to say

I felt like a cub bear playing with my Peter I don't really know what was happening That's quite the visual I was just like what's going I don't know what to do I'm sitting here at the house nothing to do so played some Fortnite night. I got Madden now.

Played a quarter of John Madden football. You added another game? Yeah, what am I going to do? Okay. Yeah, that's what you do when you have a console. I went and jumped in the pool for a minute. Really? And I was like, this is boring.

Oh, man. I know. Everything's boring, but work and working out. You know what I did? I started writing jokes. And then so I did kind of get back to work. Good thing. Then I bombed it last night.

You needed those jokes. I didn't get to use them. Yeah, that was my night last night. Yeah. I just don't like letting people down. I need to be okay with myself. It's okay to let people down sometimes. You're a failure.

No? Fail until you don't. Oh, that's right. Like I say. Is that what you say? Yeah. I love this Kipmore story. I'm also a Kipmore fan, but...

Kip Moore did a private show at the house of some fans, which by itself is cool. But they didn't want a contest or anything. He got Instagram and was like, hey, will somebody cook us some food? We went a home-cooked meal. Yeah, he was in Billings, Montana. And he got on an Instagram story. So there you go. He said, hey, if you'll make us a home-cooked meal, we'll come over to the house and eat.

And then they ended up playing at the show. It's the house, too. He wrote Derek and Ash, you rock. Don, thanks for letting us in your home. We had a blast. Hashtag Montana Home Cooking. Awesome. That's funny, huh?

Wonder what they ate. You know, too, that in that neighborhood, that town. That's a humongous deal. Oh, yeah. That's cool. That'd be a humongous deal in my house. Ready to go, Kip. I'm with you, Eddie.

I want to know what they ate. The Labor Day Lua is still happening in my house. Is it? The Sunday. What is that? Not the Monday of Labor Day. Right. Because we'll be all hungover Monday, Tuesday, doesn't we?

Food hangover, yeah. Yeah, so it's like, why don't we do it on Sunday? Some of my friends are artists, they come off the road on Sunday. So, and then we dress Hawaiian. Yeah. Right. Do we fully commit to the Labor Day Louis or no? Oh, I think you have to fully commit.

Morgan number two, are you going or no? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, is your boyfriend back in town? I'm not 100% sure yet, but yeah, he may be with me. Are we sure he's real? He's real. Why do you look like that? You look disgusted when I ask that question.

Because, I mean, I post about him all the time. He's real. Where would she get those pictures? I never met him. I never met him. I haven't either. You scared to introduce him to me? I mean, no.

He just hasn't, he's been working. He's been out of town for the past couple months. She's kind of so irritated with it, doesn't be any. A little bit. Why you get so irritated? No, I'm just saying, he's real. Like in my heart, I know he's real. I just have never met him, so I was making a joke.

Like, are we sure he's real? I've never met him either, Morgan, number two. Nobody's met him. No, lunchbox and Ray have met him. Well, neither have them are in the room to back you up. Oh, wow. They have backed me up before, though. He's real.

And you guys are good? Yes, we're great. See, right now something's not right. Morgan number two, what's happened in the relationship? No, everything's great. Honestly, I'm just ready for him to be home. And you're taking that on a me, though. No.

You're the punching bag of her now. She's irritated. You guys just always think he's not real. She's taking it out on me. I'm just trying to show love over here by asking questions about someone. But does he get irritated whenever people on the show allude to that you wear the pants in the relationship? No. He just knows?

No, he doesn't know that. It's not how it works. Our relationship is two people. Yeah, but, yeah, listen, go team. You know? I hope you guys are making it for the long haul. I can't tell me. you're being serious. I am being serious. You just attacked me for no reason. I was making a joke.

And you guys have been together for how long? A year. Your parents like them. Yeah, they really love them. They want you guys to get married? I mean, that's what they hope for. They just want me to be happy if that's what I want. Has he talked to your dad yet? Like a side chat. Not to ask about marriage, but to be like, I'm going to take care of your daughter. I mean... That happens? Yeah, it happens. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, they've talked. When we went and visited home, I don't really know what the conversation was, but he's had a conversation with both my dad and my mom. Sisters?

You have three sisters. Yeah, he met all of them. Yeah, pretty good. They like him. Yep. All right. Well, then who are we? Who are we to say?

I like him, too. I just never met him. I don't know him. We don't know him. We're not even sure of he's real. Morgan, number two, can fight it in me off the air just a second ago that she doesn't like to be interrogated on the air. What would you like to say to that, Bones? Hey, welcome with the team.

So what do it happen? That's what happens. That's how it goes, huh? Yeah, it's kind of how it goes. You sit at the big kid's table, you've got to use a big kid forks. Does it feel good sometimes? Nah. But you like it when it's happened to all of us.

Isn't it funny when it happens to somebody else? No, I don't like making fun of people. No one's making fun of you. All I said was... Is your boyfriend real? That's... But I was obviously joking. I know he's real.

I've seen your pictures with him. I know. Trust me. I had to go to her last time because I felt so bad. I didn't have. She didn't make me go. I felt like I needed to go because she is still fairly new. No, no, no, not anymore.

She's in. Ish. To her boyfriend being brought up and talked about. No. All things are on. Okay, that's fine. But I said basically that I felt like maybe he didn't have a good job. Oh, yeah.

That's rude. I know. So. Amy, why did you do that? I don't know. So I apologize. And I said, hey, you know. He, this is new for him, ish.

So, like, if he hasn't, if everyone's talked to my husband, like, he's been there. Like, this is, you know. Listen, Morgan number two, Morgan number is the newest to our circle on the table. She's 24. She does all the digital, but she's now a part of the show. And if you're part of the friend group, you can't not be part of the friend group, you know? Like, take it as a compliment. I do.

I do. But that's me. I'm cool with being interrogated about me, but I can't speak to him and how he feels. feels and I don't know. I didn't ask how he felt. But you ask like how he feels about it. Amy said he had a bad job. That was like three weeks ago and I apologize. Yeah, think about that when you get mad of me.

That's right. I'm not mad. I just, I'm not good at being interrogated because I just. Interrogated, we're just interviewing, asking questions about your life. Go ahead. It feels a little bit more being interrogated than questions. When they interrogate me, don't you think that's funny? I see you laughing over there all the time when Amy's

busting my chops about something. What? You don't have been sensitive about my chops busting lately. You think it's funny. I watch you. You go over there and you laugh. Yeah.

I just have a smile on my face all the time. Honestly, because if there's awkward things going on, I smile because that's my natural reaction. I don't know what else to do. Oh, I thought you're happy. Do you want to come off the table here? No. I love it.

It's fun. You have your own microphone. I got to find a way to be okay with it. It's different. It's a weird sick. thing too because like when you're getting interrogated, I'm just using her word interrogated. It's, it sucks, man. Like, it's not a good feeling.

But when like when you're getting interrogated Morgan Nibur 2, it's so much fun. So it's a weird thing. For you, yeah. Yeah, it's fine. Like when it's you, it's no fun, no winnow. Somebody else. Oh, someone else, it's so much fun. And you jump in.

Oh, it's a blast. You're jumping somebody. You get a kick in. Yeah. And then you get out and go, don't do that. But you think we would all like have empathy and be like, oh, probably shouldn't do that because we can relate. No, but we're all. friends, that's why. That's why it's okay? Okay, then why lately sometimes if I like give you a little

dig, you're like, God, Amy? Amy, who's the two? Amy, I seriously, why are you so angry all what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? I'm not angry. What's been happening with you? Nothing. Not angry. And some of the fun ones too is when Bones is getting interrogated. And Amy's asked questions, he turns left and then I say something, he turns right, and then lunchbox says something he like his head's whips back and forth. It's so much fun. I'm just looking for any support. Morgan, number two, you're good, huh? I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

She's smiling. What's your boyfriend coming back? Hopefully soon. Within the month. Within the month. Before September 1st? I think so, yeah. Yeah.

And you guys haven't looked at rings yet? No. I mean, I've shared the ones I like. Oh, you have? Wow. Like style or price? Price. I don't know how this works.

That doesn't work by price. I mean, unless the guy is like, how much would you like me to spend? Yeah. That's awkward. Because if they're going to, you guys are going to share accounts, you think? I mean, we haven't had that conversation yet. But he has my Pinterest information, which is how you see what somebody likes,

typically with the girl. Girls pin their rings. Now, he's not looking at your Pinterest unless you've told him to specifically look at your Pinterest. I said if he ever wants to know what I like, he can just go there and it's there. And he's looked. What are you thinking?

He has looked. I don't know that he looks consistently. But, yeah, okay, that's an easy thing. But again, when you want your got to kind of figure it out, more so than you spoon-feed it. Spoon-feed it to them? Yeah, but I mean, yeah, I think, well, I talked to my sister and best friend, like, they kind of knew, and that my husband was talked to them.

And he proposed it to nowhere. I didn't even know that was coming, but he definitely had exactly what I said I would always like. What kind of style do you like? Mine are definitely more like of square or, like, different shapes than the typical, like, circle. That's what I have. Would you do a non-diamond? Would you do like an emerald or a ruby? No, I want a diamond.

How big? Yeah, I don't think I like the colors. If he gets you like a little, a little beepie rock, a little peepie rock. Well, I do like the single diamond sometimes. It's so hard. I've pinned so many, so honestly, he can give me any one of those and I'd be okay with it. Any one of the ones that you picked. Yeah.

What if he gives you one that you never pinned? He just goes rogue. Would you take it back if you didn't like it? You'd be like, ooh, this is... No, I don't think I'd ever take it back. Because the diamond is forever. You wouldn't take it back No, I wouldn't

Man, I took back a watch My husband got me once Woo! We were just dating And he got me a watch And I never had ever Express that I wanted any sort of watch like this Even a watch in general

You're being a hater right now That's what's awesome That he went out Way out That's what he said Like there's a circle that you You are performing in And he went to a launch pad

Over to the left And tried something I was never gonna wear this watch and it was going to be awkward when I had to fake wear it. Like if I had to like fake put it on, and I would be really putting it on, but faking like I was like really feeling it, you know, and be like, oh, what time is it?

No, I would not wear it. Like, in fact, I would rather him take it because it was a nice watch. Get all the money back and like, keep the money. No, I don't even need anything. Give me the cash instead. Like at that point, and it was like a real test in our relationship because we weren't married yet.

And I think, but that's when I learned, like, my gosh, like whatever he gives me. Because trust me, he's giving me things since then. They're ugly? Like, yeah. And I've been like, thank. One time from Afghanistan, he brought me back this bracelet. It was like called Tiger's Eye or something.

I don't know about it from some vendor at a Afghanistan flea market or something. It's cool. Yeah. While he was deployed by the way. Serving the country. Serving our country. And I appreciate that. That's not lost on me.

But this is never a bracelet I would ever. Just not the tiger eye. Where? But because of said, watch situation I learned that I was like, wow. I was like, and it's not like you could return this. So I was like, this is so pretty. Is that you still have it?

Yeah, I still have it. Does he know that you don't like it? Now he does. But, I mean, it's been long enough. But he just also, too, until there was these earrings from like Iraq, I'm not sure. A lot of times it was deployments. But he's thinking about you while he's serving the good old USA. That's special.

And Amy comes back and goes, Ugly. I don't say that. I don't. I don't say ugly. The watch thing, I genuinely wanted to just get the money back. And he needed to keep the money. And he didn't like that.

Oh, my gosh. How did he react? He just was like, it's the thought. He's like, if you were to ever give me, I felt horrible. If you were to ever give me anything and like, and I just acted like, I wanted you to return it. He's like, that would just make me feel really sad. He was like, I really thought of you when I saw this. And I was like, good.

Hey, he was going, bleh. And then I was like, you thought of me? No. You told them that. Come on. This thing reminded you of me. So, anywhozy, when he proposed, I, yeah, he did a good job with proposal. You get that tiger eye ring or no? Tiger eye.

No. I want to see this thing. I have to dig it up somewhere for my old jewelry box. I got my feelings sort a couple times in the last couple days. Oh, no. For me? I'm trying to change how I react to it Because what I do when I get my feelings hurt

Is I, you know what I do? Shut down You crawl, like a turtle, you go in your shell And you're like, really? Hardcore And I found myself doing it A few times recently Like, what happened?

Or you don't have to share. It's too, too person No, sure, dude. Come on, what you got? This is a safe place. Let it all out. Interrogation time, Morgan, too. Get in.

I was going to say he's going to jump in on it. See, here's what you do. Let me give you a tip at Morgan, up to it about when you're getting hit like this. My people are just like boom, boom, boom. You can always pivot it to someone else. It's a thing that lunchbox and I have learned hard. When they come at you, you just shipped it and you go, well, you're stupid. Why do you think he always brings me into it?

It's terrible. By the way, speaking to Eddie, Amy, I saw him up here. He was sitting in that room because I was here to like noon or something yesterday. Eddie never leaves. He just sits in the room and talks to people. So lunchbox is right. Lunchbox is right. Eddie just doesn't want to go home.

No, no, no, no, it's not about not going home. No, but really, why are you here till noon? And Morgan, number two, and that's called a pivot. You see, I happen to. That's exactly. Exhibit A. Right, but you didn't share. That's how it works.

It's always me, Morgan's due. You got it? It's terrible. Yeah, I got it. It's all right, all right. Bobby Boom. Hey, we're out. What are you doing today, am anything?

Trying to get some stuff packed for the kids going on a little trip with them, but we've got to do that today. Because, like, it's just a lot. Eddie, you do it today? I'll probably taking the boys fishing. I've been on a fish in. I've been on a fishing kick lately. Why'd you have that big fish in your picture?

You didn't catch that. I did catch it. I caught two bass the other day, man. Stop it. No, I'm dead serious. Like, I haven't caught a bass, a fish that big ever. Stop it. What?

The river was fiery that day. It was a little lure I bought at Walmart, a little... A little top water? It's a fake worm with two hooks in it. A red worm. Man, they just took it. I caught four fish that day. So is that what you had for dinner?

No, no, no. I'll catch and release. Do you, though? Yeah, I do. I do. Every time I go home, My wife's like, what did you bring? I'm like, nothing.

I'm not bringing it home of bass and eating it. Well, I'm going to go work out today. I took the day off yesterday from working out. Oh. Yeah, my body didn't feel right when I take a day off. Really? Yeah, yeah. And then I'm going to go, probably, maybe go to Sugar Land tonight.

It's just so late. Oh, you know how I'm going with? Who? Nobody. Oh, my God. He set us up. I know. I thought, right when I said who, I was like, he's going to say D's nuts.

Oh, yeah, D's nuts. And I was like, I'm so numb. That's no worse. But he wasn't even trying to trick me. No, I wasn't. Like that. Yeah, yeah. Oh, well, that's fun.

Yeah. Is it, though? Yeah. But I think we have another friend that's going. You'll probably meet up with her. Yeah, I always love doing that. Oh, you're here too? The pity meetups, yes.

That's it. Oh, you know what we're doing today? Thanks to Thomas Shrop for coming by. You can hear that back on the podcast, Bobby Bone Show. Yes, Amy? Stevenson's getting a Mohawk. My son's getting a Mohawk. A real one?

Like a bay. Yeah. Or a foahawk. Oh, it's a foahawk, but we're shaving the sides. He's, like, so excited about it. I think I'm taking him about, like, 3 o'clock. What inspiration? What do you mean?

What's the inspiration? Yeah, like... Oh, our friend, Traynor Maude, he's got, like, some burst fade. Stevenson really loved it, and he's, like, teaching him how to really grow it out and do his hair really cool looking. And so he's like, Mom, Mom, I need it more shaved on the sides. But it goes, yeah, it's going to go. The hair's going to stay front to back, but then the sides are going to be all shaved. You post out on Instagram later?

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This barbershop is diverse. Yeah? Yeah. But the person we go to does happen to be African-American. Yeah. It's always helpful to kind of know because the hair's different. Mine. I'm trying a little something special here.

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