The Bobby Bones Show - Thomas Rhett Stops By + Most Memorable Movie Quotes

Episode Date: August 8, 2018

Thomas Rhett stops by to talk about his single “Life Changes.” Also, the show shares their favorite movie quotes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnys...tudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:54 Transmitting across America. This is a business. Bobby Bones show. That's right. Knock. Turn it up. You're going to play Who Has Done More Jail Time, the game? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Okay. Are you the people in the room? No. Oh, okay. I've never been to jail. Me either. You ever been putting for anything? No, no.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Knock on Wood. Lunchbox? I've been. I'm the winner on that one. For what? For jail time. Oh, you mean from the radio show when you got put in jail? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Lunchbox robbed a store on the year. But not really, but yeah, the whole thing. Yeah. So OJ. Simpson. turn 71. So here, which celebrity had more jail time? That's funny. Amy.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Yeah. Tim Allen or Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart. What do you think, lunchbox? Tim Allen or Martha Stewart? Tim Allen. Eddie? Martha Stewart.
Starting point is 00:03:47 So, the answer is Tim Allen. What? He was in jail? He served two years and four months for drug trafficking. What? In 1978. Tim the Toolman Taylor went to jail? Like for hardcore drugs, too.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Hardcore. Hardcore. Really? I thought that was a trick question. Like, he never went. He spent no time in jail. What? Yeah, Tim Allen, so two years and four months for drug trafficking.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Okay, who served? Okay. He's mind-blown right now. I'm shocked right now. Look up his mugshot. He's got a mustache. Okay, yeah, I will. Like, who do you work for?
Starting point is 00:04:19 I don't know, Amy. El Chapo? Oh, my goodness. Pablo. Amy, lunchbox, Eddie. Who served more jail time? Paris Hilden or Lindsay Lohan? Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:04:29 They've both been a lot. Really? Yeah. Amy? Um, Lindsay Lohan. Lox Foxx? Lohan.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Eddie? Lindsay Lohan. Lundy Lohan served 14 days for missing several mandatory classes. Paris Hilton served three days only. Oh. What did Paris Hilton do? I don't know. All sorts of stuff.
Starting point is 00:04:48 I don't care. I haven't thought about her. D.Y. No, I don't either. All right. Next up. John Mayer or Paul McCartney? Who has spent more time in jail?
Starting point is 00:04:58 Interesting. John Mayer or Paul McCartney. Amy? I didn't know either one went, but I'll go Paul McCartney. Paul McCartney's older. He's been more. Yeah, Paul McCartney. They did a lot of drugs back in the day. Paul McCartney served 10 days for possession of the wacky weed in 1980, as the kids called. What's a wacky weed?
Starting point is 00:05:16 The wacky weed. You know what it is. The Mira Joanna. Oh. John Mayer only spent a few hours in jail for speeding, so the answer was Paul McCartney. Oh. Sean Penn or Robert Downey Jr. Oh, I'm in.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Yeah, I know this one. All right. Iron Man. Robert Downey Jr.? Yeah. Sean Penn. Eddie? Robert Downey Jr.
Starting point is 00:05:37 He served one year for missing a drug test while on probation. He's the winner. Sean Penn served 33 days for assaulting a photographer. But Robert Downey Jr. served a whole year in jail. Wow.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Iron Man was in jail for a year. In the pokey. I wonder what that was like for him. The pokey. Kid Rock or Justin Bieber? Oh, this is tricky Kid Rock or Justin Bieber? Kid Rock or Justin Bieber
Starting point is 00:06:02 Okay, okay, okay Justin Bieber The Bebees Kid Rock Kid Rock Although Bieber had several runs With the law Only arrested once
Starting point is 00:06:10 And spent one day Kid Rock's had multiple arrests That boy There's don't look up to them These are our heroes Yeah Yeah same I'd watch that documentary
Starting point is 00:06:21 Like celebrities I went to jail I'm sure you can find it on TV I like to have the documentary in jail. Yeah. Like a little bit locked up celebrity. Yeah. It's a Bobby Bones show.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Ice cream costs $1,500. It's the most expensive ice cream in America. Wow. The Bear extraordinaire. It can be found in a hotel in Manhattan, New York. It's the country's most expensive Sunday, $1,500 bucks vanilla ice cream using imported vanilla beans from Madagascar. They can just make that up, right?
Starting point is 00:06:52 Yeah, of course. They go buy some folders and be like, oh, we got this from the great. Swamp. No, no, no. Madagascar vanilla is a thing. Okay. Would you know the difference? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Hey, come on. Just tell me. The ice cream's covered in white chocolate shell. It's hand-painted with colored cocoa butter. Mm-hmm. It sits top three grams of black truffle crumble, which, by the way, an ounce of black truffle costs $95. Dang. That's mushrooms or something or fungus?
Starting point is 00:07:15 Kind of it's fungus. I watched a whole special on it on TV once and how there's like illegal. It's a fake truffle. Yeah. It's a crazy thing. Black market truffle. Edible gold and silver leafing. But yeah, $1,500.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Who pays for this? And do they laugh when someone comes in an order Is it to show off? Like, hey, Frank, he got out here to order 50% of Sunday. He fell for it. Yeah. Get the Madagascar.
Starting point is 00:07:37 He winks. Get the Madagascar trouble. They're laughing. Yeah, straight from Madagascar. Bobby Bone Show. You see Kendall Jenner had an ankle purse. Oh. Strapped around your ankle.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Is that in? Do I need to get one? I don't know if you do, but she was wearing it. It's a shenna. ankle first cost $645. Oh, I don't need Chanel, but I mean, I'm sure they have cheaper ones.
Starting point is 00:08:01 It looks like an ankle monitor. Oh. That's what it looks like. Oh, my goodness. So it's basically a fanny pack for your ankle. Uh-huh. And it costs $645. For sure, they paid her to put that on.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Oh, yeah. And she gets paid so much money to post something on her Instagram. Like half a million dollars. I'm looking at it right now. She's wearing it with high heels. Yeah. Oh, if I walk in wearing one of those soon. We wouldn't even notice.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I mean, look at ankle. Oh, you don't. You're not an ankle guy? I'm not. I'm a shoe guy. I do pay attention to people's shoes, but I can't say that I'm an ankle guy. Are there ankle guys? Eddie, there's every kind of guy.
Starting point is 00:08:32 I guess. There's feet guys. That's a whole different thing. Yeah, yeah, that's different than ankle. I'm not anti-foot at all. I'm not pro foot, though, either. Remember that one dude that said something about my feet? Yeah, yeah, he's a race car driver.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Yeah, we were at NASCAR. Yeah, Tony Stewart was like, nice feet. And I was like, thanks. That's right. Like out of nowhere. Was that on microphone? No, it was right before he that we did the interview.
Starting point is 00:08:57 I don't know if he's a feet guy or not, but he did go right to Amy's feet. No, he talked about feet for a good minute after that. He's a big guy. Yeah. I'll give you the food mascot. You tell me the product.
Starting point is 00:09:14 For example, Lucky the Lepricon would be. Lucky Charms. Right. Got it. Yeah. I like games early in the morning. You kind of loosens his up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Yeah, get you thinking. Amy, you're first. Okay. Chester Cheetah. Cheetos? Cheetos. Show me Cheetos. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Good. Good one, Amy. Lunchbox. Yep. Mr. Peanut. Oh, planters. Planters peanut. Wow.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Eddie. Yep. Tony the Tiger. Oh, Frost and Flix. There we go. Now second round, they get a little harder. Oh, boy. Those were three softballs.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Oh, those were hard. Those were three softballs. Amy. Okay. Charlie the tuna. Chicken of the sea. New brand, right? Charlie the tuna.
Starting point is 00:10:05 You've already said chicken to the sea? No. It's starkest tuna. Wow, that's hard, Amy. Oh, man. Oh, man, on the packaging. Lunchbox, Elsie the Cow. Shoot.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Elsie the Cow. What brand is Elsie? Oh, that's Borden. Wow. How in the world did you know that? I'm smart. I'm a product style. That's not why.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Okay. Wow. Eddie. Come on. Bones. Spuds McKenzie. Okay. There's a trick question. Spuds McKenzie, the mascot
Starting point is 00:10:38 from what brand? I'm going to go Bud Light. Oh, oh. That might be Bud Weiser. No, you're right. Bud Light? Bud Light is my answer. Show me Bud Light. Yes. Yeah. Amy, you've been eliminated, by the way. Oh, man. Sorry. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:10:52 All right. Lunchbox. Yeah. The helping hand. That's the mascot for something. Oh, that's hamburger helper. Show me Hamburger Helper. He's unstoppable. That he's pretty good. Eddie.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Yeah. Tukin sand. Fruit loops. Fruit loops, it is. Wow. This battle is getting hot in here. Hold on. We're going to go.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Hey, Mike D. Mike D. put this game together. That's a thing. Oh, great. That's the name. Huh. This is really hard? You know what?
Starting point is 00:11:27 Is this going to go up to both of you guys? It's equally tough. Okay. So. Both answer? You write your answer down. Okay. Whose mascot is Poppin' Fresh?
Starting point is 00:11:39 Huh? Poppin fresh. Is that the name? Yeah. Okay. Is that his name? There you go. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Lunchbox? Orville Redenbacher. The popcorn. Orville was the mascot for Orval Reddbocker. Oh, I don't know. Eddie. I went Pringles. No, it's Preezes.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Pillsbury. That's the doughboy, huh? What's his name? The Pillsbury doughboy is popping fresh. That's his name. I did not know he had to do a boy. Popping fresh. Okay. Am I back in?
Starting point is 00:12:15 No. Amy. Stop. You've been literally like six weeks ago. All right. This is the final, final one. Okay. Buzzin with your name.
Starting point is 00:12:23 All right. Okay. The mascot's name is pop. Name that brand. Eddie. Eddie. Pops. Cereal.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Kelly Pop. Ludge box Lodgebox Popping crunch What is that Incorrect What was it Okay
Starting point is 00:12:45 How about another one The mascot's name is Snap Eddie Eddie Snaps Oh no That's like cute
Starting point is 00:12:56 Kellogg's No It's rice Krisp It's rice crispy It's rice crispy It's always pop Snap crackle and pop Oh it's the same one
Starting point is 00:13:05 That's all you did that Oh it's confused Nobody, you guys both tie. Congratulations. It's like kissing your sister. No, it's terrible. It's a tie. I mean, what's all right?
Starting point is 00:13:14 C kissing your sister? What's wrong with you? He likes that. He kissed his dad on the lips too. That's true. I wouldn't be surprised. Do you kiss your sister on the lips? No.
Starting point is 00:13:20 What, you kiss your dad on the lips but not your sister? Yeah. Would you? Because it's my parents. It's okay to do your parents. You kiss your brother on lips? No. But you kiss your dad on the mouth.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Yeah. For how long? Half a second. I don't even kiss my brother or sister on the cheek. You all hug? Yeah, we hug. Absolutely. Well, hey, congratulations.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Double win there. Thank you. Bobbi Bones Show. Bone Head. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Madison, Wisconsin. A 20-year-old college student had to be rescued by firefighters after she got stuck in a tree. She got in a fight with her boyfriend said, I'm going to go climb that tree.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Oh, wow. Clined up in the tree, and then she realized, oh, no, I can't get down. And she had to call 911. How high did she climb in this tree? And what was the fight about? It doesn't say, but she had to call 911. for assistance and say, I'm stuck up in the tree. I came up here to think.
Starting point is 00:14:10 You ever been in a fight that's so intense? You think to yourself, I got to get up a tree. No, not much of a climber. I understand leaving, maybe walking away. Yeah. I've gone upstairs. I've gone missing for like four hours. Oh, boy. What? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Missing. Yeah, she was freaking out, too. Is that when you broke the broom? No. Maybe around the same time. Eddie and his wife got into a fight once and he goes into the garage, starts snapping brooms. I went to the garage and was like, I need to be a room. I was like, I need to get out of here, and I broke a broomstick.
Starting point is 00:14:38 With my leg, I felt so strong. And I was like, oh, that was a mistake. Okay, but back to the four-hour thing, where did you go? I went to Home Depot, and then I went to get a burger at McDonald's and drove around, went to this little mountain, looked over, and just kind of like. Oh, wow. Yeah, and I was like, you know what? She's probably just freaking out right now, and good.
Starting point is 00:14:54 She should. Did you show her? I showed her, man. I showed her. When you got home, what happened? She was really mad. That. Don't do it, and crying.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Like, don't do it. I thought you were really, like, hurt. she thought maybe I got into a wreck. Yeah, I wouldn't recommend doing that. Would you recommend climbing a tree before doing what you did? Yeah, probably not. No. No, climbing a tree, she had to call the cops.
Starting point is 00:15:14 That's worse. All right, well, thank you for your story, Eddie. Thank you, man. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story today. Kind of weird, but all right. Let's go. Bobby Bones.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Bobby Bones show. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Anybody see this story about the farmers that state. silent during the auction so the guy can win his family farm back? No. What?
Starting point is 00:15:40 Yeah. Generations before David was born, 80 acres of his family's farm was willed to a distant relative. And his goal was to get the farm back again. And so they came up with the money. And everyone in town knew that used to be his family's farm. So at normal price, no one bid over him. They let him bid the normal price and get the farm back. Wow.
Starting point is 00:16:01 That's cool. He did the first bid, and when it came to a second bid, not one. person in the room bid. The auctioneer was like, are you sure? And none of the other people in the town, they wouldn't bid. That's crazy. Wow.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Right? You know lunchbox would have bid, right? No! I don't know. I like that story, though. And that's what Tell Me Something Good's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and my...
Starting point is 00:16:27 Mr. Bobby Bones. It's the Bobby Bowls show. That's right. Experts say this is a surefire trick that will help you make you fall. sleep faster. I always like to sleep stuff because I have trouble sleeping. Just close your eyes and visualize your childhood home. Take yourself through the hallways into each room. Think about the pictures on the wall, the backyard, your parents coming home from the work, et cetera. People will fall asleep two to five minutes faster when thinking about their childhood. Why does it work? Apparently
Starting point is 00:17:01 it distracts you and that's the key to falling asleep period is to not be focused on something or have something in the background and you keep drawing your attention back to it. And so your most vivid memories are usually from your childhood. And that's how you fall asleep. Pretty interesting, huh? Yeah. I have, for the most part, not been sleeping with my TV on, which is a big deal for me. Like, I've shifted a bit.
Starting point is 00:17:26 My whole life, I slept with the TV on because I never had a bedroom growing up. So I slept in the living room my whole life, which meant the TV was always on. So I'm most comfortable with the television on. And I don't think I ever didn't sleep with the TV on for 15 years. and so I started trying these little tricks and so occasionally I'll leave it on but I've been sleeping without the TV on and I sleep so much harder without it on
Starting point is 00:17:47 it's just hard for me to fall asleep I have to just get myself aiming to the point of exhaustion and then just fall asleep like yeah I was trying to visualize my child at home didn't work just now I was trying just now oh right now we don't want to do it right now in this segment oh all right on the Bobby Bones show now
Starting point is 00:18:06 Thomas Redd Thomas Red is here you are hosting the CMA Fest with Kelsey Ballerini. Tonight, 8.7 Central on ABC. So it's your third year. Yeah. Third year. They pay you pretty good for this or no?
Starting point is 00:18:19 Why are you looking around? I'm just asking. Also, yeah. That's a yeah. I don't know. Listen, I don't know. I genuinely don't know. Let's leave it that way.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Yeah. That response is either yeah or like, awful. That's what I'm saying. You don't know. That's right. And so it's a three-hour prime time special. It's 15th straight year. And a lot of people,
Starting point is 00:18:38 plan this thing from John Party to the first timers, Luke Combs to Keith Urban, Florida Georgia Lyme, Dirk's. You're tied with the FGL guys, huh? Yeah. Yeah. You know Tyler and I kind of become buds recently. That's awesome. You're one of the reasons why, because we were both like, why don't we buzz? We have mutual friends that are awesome. Yeah, exactly. We should just be buds. He's a good dude, man. They're both good dudes. So be watching this. 29 of country's biggest names. Lauren Atlanta, Jason Aldeen. I've heard of them. Brothers Osborne. So yeah, That's a big deal happening. Hey, what's it like doing those Kenny shows?
Starting point is 00:19:10 It's wild, man. We only have three left. It kind of went back quick. We did 17. We're going to do 17 total shows, and they're either at, you know, NFL stadiums or MLB stadiums. I mean, that's got to be a goals type thing, right? Because you're already headlining. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:23 And you're doing your own big shows, but then you go out to a Kenny show where it's basically the whole town shuts down. It really is, man. I mean, you go to an arena and you feel really good about yourself that you sold, you know, 10,000 tickets. And then you notice that Kenny's doing six arenas at the same place. that you're playing. Do you see him when he hurt his leg? Yeah. I literally, Old Dominion was singing,
Starting point is 00:19:42 Save it for Rainy Day with him. And then right before I went out to sing, when the sun goes down, I saw him start to kind of limp a little bit. And I was like, what just happened? And he walked out there, dude, and he got to grab my shoulder to get down to the thrust.
Starting point is 00:19:55 And so that was pretty scary. Those Old Dominion guys are really doing it too, huh? They are, man. Those guys. Killing it. Killing it. They're such good songwriters. Yeah, the best.
Starting point is 00:20:04 And that shows you that the song wins. Song always wins. If there's one thing that Old Dominion shows you, because I know those guys, and there's, listen, they don't have a flashy front man. Yeah. You know, they don't have a, uh, uh, uh, uh, ter, you know. Right. Tur. Shane McAnally calls me talk ter.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Sure. To your. Yeah. So, yeah, there it is. But they don't have, but they're so good that you start to go, oh, they are superstars. All of them. They are. They really are, man.
Starting point is 00:20:29 I've gotten privileged, I've had the privilege to write with them a few times on the road. And it's really cool, man. And they, and they're such a great hang, too. And they're shut, I mean, the songs, I think it's the nostalgia of those songs. I think it's what makes me love them so much. Their song Hotel Key right now, it's my jam. It's amazing. I will sit in my car if I'm somewhere and I turn it up, even if I'm already there,
Starting point is 00:20:47 and I listen to the entire song, and then I get out. And the next time I get in my car, my speakers are so loud. And I'm like, oh, yeah, Hotel Key. Their whole album is like that. And it's rare that someone puts out a whole album where I'm like, oh, it's all the jam. But lights in the city, I'm just going from... That's my favorite one. My favorite one on the album.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Yep. And I don't think I realized it a little big time was. featuring on that. Does it say it on the record that they're featured? Okay. Yeah. But they do the background vocals. So it's not like they come in for a, but yes, they do. Well, look at that. We've talked about a lot here today. We did. Anything else we want to mention. Thomas Red is here. By the way, the CMA Music Fest. You can check them out there on ABC. He's out doing some shows with Kenny. You're still out doing live changes? Yeah, we start back up in September. So I listen to your record a bit all the way through a few times. Nice. Thank you. Well,
Starting point is 00:21:36 know I say that because you put me on spot once. You go, hey, you know that song like? You don't know if you remember this conversation. Oh, I do. Yeah, I text you about it. Yeah, you go, hey, you know my song. And I was like, oh my God, what if I didn't? Well, that would be, I mean, a lot of people don't listen to full albums. Well, that's my point. I would have said, no, I don't. Hold on. Give me three minutes. Three minutes later, I get a text back. Yeah, I know that song. Of course, according. My favorite song. My favorite song. In fact, I was just listening to it. That's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:22:00 And you were like, I guess you were apprehensive about putting a song out that was so biographical. Yeah. And I was like, dude, it's free. your story to people. Yeah, for sure. Because the hook wins. But then it's your story and that people know about you from hearing a good song. Yeah. I like to think that I picked that single. You definitely did. Thank you. I'll stop. I heard of me. I'm going to play it right now. Okay, cool. Yeah, we'll play the whole thing here. Here is Thomas Wrett. Good to see you, my friend.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Yeah, you too, buddy. One of my friends was talking about Coco, and Eddie said he loved it. Loved it. Amy liked it. Morgan number two. My kids love it. Yeah, what did you think about it, Morgan number two? I cried. Did you? Yeah. Well, so my friend goes, hey, I saw Coco and, you know, because I told I'd watched, that was that Burr-Born movie? A boat, boat in Manchester by the sea. Oh, Manchester by the sea. I was like, I just didn't do anything for me. It's a boat movie. And so, it's on Netflix, by the way. Is it? Which was the, really the turning point for me. I wasn't able to buy it. Yeah, it's a big deal. So I turn on Coco. Remember me. And I started watching this Coco, right? It's a Disney movie.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Goodbye. And it's about a kid and his family and he wants to play music. Where's it set? It doesn't really say, huh? It's in Mexico. It is in Mexico? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, so, do I do spoiler alert or do I not talk about the ending?
Starting point is 00:23:20 Ooh. I won't. Yeah, don't talk about it. Don't do spoiler? That's a big deal. Yeah, so. Because it's still a fairly new movie. Okay, I cried like a baby.
Starting point is 00:23:30 You did? I did. All right! I tell you, when I hit me, when this part at the end, Really? You cried. Dude, I was just like, okay, I give up. Yeah. And there's a lot of things to it.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Like my grandma. Mm-hmm. I was thinking that. My grandma raised me. My grandma adopted me. And so... Did you call her up Willita too? No, I did not.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Okay. I'm really Caucasian. Okay. Just check it. I'm extremely Caucasian, right? So those references a bit worse. Some of that was like the real traditional Mexican references were lost on me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Now, that being said, I did live in Texas for a long time, and I was the only Caucasian in my group. It's true. So, but yeah, yeah. When that end hit, it was over. So the dad part of it, did that get you to? No. No, not really. The whole thing kind of got me.
Starting point is 00:24:23 I don't know. I think I'm just getting in a place, too, where it's like, what am I? Like, I don't know. The family thing, I don't like have it, but I'm starting to crave that other part. like that more fill up the bubble with something else. Yes. And then the grandma part, because again, my grandma was basically the only steady influence I had on my life until she died. And so that was a big part of it.
Starting point is 00:24:50 But I did. I cried. I did. Wow. I know. It's a big deal. And when I started to cry, I was like, don't do it. And I was like, why would I not do it?
Starting point is 00:24:58 Who am I trying to do it? Oh, yeah. You've been looking for this release for months. I know. But it was good. I kind of figured out the ending early Oh, did you? Yeah, well, I'm an adult
Starting point is 00:25:09 Oh, I had no clue It got me, it got me, it's by surprise Oh, it did? Yeah, I had no idea that was gonna happen Dude, it's not making a murderer No, I know, but it's a cartoon But I just thought the way the story was going I was like, oh, this is yeah, I mean for sure
Starting point is 00:25:22 He's just gonna be disappointed Oh, well no Dude! That was good So good Yeah, the best movie I've ever seen in a long time Hey, did that little kid remind me Remind you of me?
Starting point is 00:25:30 No, oh I don't see colors of people And ethnicity really No, not because he's Mexican Well, yeah, yeah, Yes. But he plays the guitar. Yeah, right, Amy?
Starting point is 00:25:39 Yeah, I see that. I didn't see a Mexican kid and go, that's Eddie. And then my family was always like, stop playing that guitar. If anything, he reminded me in me. Oh, well, see? I think you're Mexican. Maybe I am Mexican. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:25:51 My kids call me Mama Coco. They do? Yeah, like they say, when every time she comes on the screen because they watch it multiple times and I walk by, they're like, there you are, mom. I'm like, I'm not that old. Your daughter thought you were 55. They're saying that sleep divorce may be healthier to the relationship. And we've talked about something similar, where just because tradition says you should sleep in the same bed doesn't mean it's actually, physically, healthier for you.
Starting point is 00:26:22 So they're calling it sleep divorce when you have to go, you know, honey, I don't think we should sleep in the same bed anymore. Maybe an uncomfortable conversation just because of the way we were brought up. but just because we're brought up a certain way, it doesn't mean it's the right way. So I'll go on. Sleeping apart from your partner is good for your body. Physically, you sleep more, you rest better, you perform better at work.
Starting point is 00:26:45 It's better for your relationship. Snoring, partners moving, body heat. Researchers found the people who slept alone oftentimes get 45 minutes a night more sleep, which is a pretty significant number. And most relationships reported high. level of happiness once they got past the thought of, oh, we're not doing it like everybody before us.
Starting point is 00:27:08 You got to remember, really, just because people have done it before us, that doesn't mean it's the right thing. It doesn't. Correct. We get a new thing where it's all about tradition. Listen, tradition for the sake of tradition isn't good. Tradition for a reason that actually brings something to the table. That's good.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Yeah. There's a lot of bad history out there. So, and you call us, if you and your husband or wife decided, man, we still love each the same amount. Same percentage, maybe even more. But we're going to sleep in two different beds or two different rooms. Call. The phone number's 877-Bobby.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Amy, your thoughts. I mean, I think you have to do, yeah, what works for you. I don't think it's going to work for every couple, but I would miss sharing a bed with my husband. So. How would your husband feel, though, if you said, hey, we're going to split this up? Oh, I'm so easy to sleep with. Okay. I mean, I'm not, I mean, I kick and move around a lot, but I mean, that's probably a little.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Yeah. And then also my question would be, do they mean, like, you find different rooms or you do like old school with twin beds in the same room? I think it really means because of all the factors they lay out here, the body heat, the partner moving to the night, the snoring, that it's probably in that same bed where you can hit each other. Like, I mean, it can be either, but I think it's really just a physical part of it, meaning you're elbowing each other and keeping them awake. Eddie? I know. Could you imagine if y'all came to my house and my husband and I got two twin beds? Yeah, I could.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Brady Bunch style? Yes. That's what they did, right? It's what, they were the first couple to stay in the same bed. Oh, okay, opposite then. Yeah, I think the Munsters did it first, first. They were the real big one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:46 What do you think? I'm with you. I think it's a guy thing. I think guys would want it more than the woman because my wife would love to sleep in the same bed every night. Dude, if you offered that to me, I'm in. Give me another room. give me another bed, I'll sleep comfortable, it'd be great. You don't want to cuddle?
Starting point is 00:29:02 No, no cuddling while I'm sleeping. No. Yeah, I think that's pretty common that guys want to have their space and their bit we're bigger. We need more, generally speaking. Yeah. This is huge. But, you know, someone like Amy likes to have that. But also, I mean, your husband has gone a lot.
Starting point is 00:29:23 You know, maybe you value that time because when he's actually there. So maybe we have that. You're right. We already are doing this study and we don't even know it. And you're so much happier when he's not there and you come in. Do you ever notice that? I'm like, I stopped. I love so good last night.
Starting point is 00:29:38 You know, I think this is too. Here's the thing I want to say. And I can get off my part of this. I think with this though, it has to be like a dog in the bed. Meaning you have to establish that early. If you get a new dog and you put the dog in the bed, it stays in the bed forever. Right. That's it.
Starting point is 00:29:52 And it's tough to have that conversation. I try with my dog, like, no more bed for you. So in this relationship, I think you kind of have to go, we're in the same bed or we're not. As soon as you start dating. As soon as you start whatever, sleep in the same bed, it's like, hey, we're really going to commit to this. Here's how I feel about it. You should sleep in a different bed.
Starting point is 00:30:09 You can't do that 12 years in. That's tough. That's like my dog. My dog was like 10. I was like, all right, Dusty. For now on, you're going to sleep on the floor. He's like, uh-uh. No, no.
Starting point is 00:30:19 No, not. Sleep divorce. Let me talk to Anna in Missouri. Hey, Anna. Hey. What do you think about this? My husband and I actually just, I started sleeping in another bedroom because my dog was sleeping with us. And she was sleeping on me and I was just having a hard time sleeping.
Starting point is 00:30:38 So we ended up both having a hard time sleeping and it just kind of, I don't know, it worked out. I've been in the other room for almost a month now maybe and we're all sleeping better. I think people hear this and go, well, if we're sleeping in different rooms or beds, the relationship must be worse. Don't associate those two. Like nothing's worse, but you decide to stay. sleep in different places. Also, don't they say that the heart grows fonder, huh, if you're not together? Yeah, it's usually a long distance. Yeah, well, that's a longer distance than normal. Yeah, hey, Anna, thank you for your call. That's good. I appreciate you.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Laurie in Florida, you're on. Hey, Bobby. My husband and I sleep in separate beds every now and then, well, it's becoming more and more because I have restless legs really bad and I kick him all the time. Do you love him the same, though? No. I'm sorry? Do you love him the same? Oh, my gosh, yes.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Even more. I hear even more right there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. At first it was hard because I felt like I was doing something wrong. But it got to the point where I didn't want him in the bed because I liked having all that room. Yeah. Again, it's like having your own bathroom.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Amy, wouldn't that be awesome to have your own bathroom? Like, really? Oh, yeah. Like, if it could be like, if you're in my bedroom. bedroom, you go to the right and it's his bathroom, and you go to the left and it's my bathroom, that'd be so cool. I mean, what if history told us we had to poop in the same toilet all the time? And then if we're like, oh, if we're not doing that, then we must have hate each other.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Yeah, divorce. Yeah. Dude, toilet divorce. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. Police officers were called to check out a suspicious bag in the median of a road, and they didn't know what they were going to find inside, but they wanted everybody to be protected in the
Starting point is 00:32:25 community and everybody stay back. What if it's something horrible? Yeah, exactly. Well, they get close to the bag and they open it up. And what's inside? Three baby kittens. Are they okay? Yeah, the kittens were okay.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Definitely meowing a lot and hungry and needed help, but they rescued them. And now they're living in a temporary home and they're finding forever homes for the cats. Well, I'm surprised they're okay. Because somebody just threw those cats out the window, right? Like, they're in a bag and they want to get rid of them. Whatever they did, I'm just so glad that someone called in. Like someone saw the package and was like, hey, this is something, but they didn't want to approach it. I got a call here.
Starting point is 00:33:00 Yeah. There's a bag and it's meowing. We're not sure what's in it. It could be anything. I mean, obviously, we don't know. There are all these choices. It could be. But yeah, I'm glad the cats are, the kitty cats are safe.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Yes. No one calls them kitty cats anymore. They should. Yeah. To come back to that. Yeah. I'm glad the kitty cats are safe. That was tell me something good.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bond show. Come on, Bob! Over to Amy now with the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny! Why was the baby aunt so confused? Why was the baby aunt so confused?
Starting point is 00:33:45 Because all of his uncles were ants. Get it? Oh, no, we get it. Yeah? That was the. Morning, corny. Do you know what that music means? That I pushed a button.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Easy music. No, this is easy trivia, period. Not even music, guys. This should be the easiest of trivia. Great. Write your answer down. Can't wait. Question number one.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Who is Apple's current CEO? Easy. Oh, shoot. He's on TV all the time. Huh. Is he? Hold on. Please.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Confusing him with someone else. Come on. Easy trivia. I'm in. I'm in for the win. You know what, Amy? If you just get his last name, you can have that too. Okay. Really? Good. Oh, then I'll scratch out first. Amy?
Starting point is 00:34:43 Cook. Cook, she says. Watchbox? No, Wozniak. No. Eddie? Bill Jobs. That's me giving up.
Starting point is 00:34:49 That's a Bill Gates' Steve Jobs' combo? All I know. Does I like the half horse, half man? Yes. Like a unicorn of technology. I don't know. It's actually Tim Cook. Woo! Wow!
Starting point is 00:35:01 I almost said Sam, but I'm glad I just had to say the last thing. Sam Cook, the singer. Good songs that guy has. Okay, okay, okay. Super talented. Let's do this one. Easy trivia, guys. Easy trivia.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Who wrote Julius Caesar, Hamlet, and Macbeth? Oh. I'm in. Same last name rule on this one? Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah. I'm in for the win.
Starting point is 00:35:28 That was easy. You too. I'm in. Amy? Shakespeare? Lunchbox? Shakespeare. Eddie?
Starting point is 00:35:32 Shakespeare. Oh, Billy Shakespeare. Yeah. Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets. Oh. And what else had a bunch of... What's the second line of that? LFO Summer Girls.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Yeah, what's the next line? Eddie, we're working. His kids on the block had a bunch of hits. Okay. Who is the current speaker of the house? Easy trivia. Speaker of the house. Huh.
Starting point is 00:35:57 Shoot, did he retire? I don't even know what that does. I really stopped following politics a few months ago. I stopped about three years ago. Yeah, but we should know. Speaker of the House. But I mean. Come off.
Starting point is 00:36:15 All right. Go ahead. I'm in for the win. Amy? I feel like he, you know, went on vacation or he's done or something. But I have Paul Ryan. Lunchbox? Yeah, I thought he retired.
Starting point is 00:36:25 I put Janet Reno. Wow. Man, that's going back to the 90s. Wow. Oh, you old? Yeah, dude. She's retired and stuff. I know it's a woman.
Starting point is 00:36:36 John Quincy Adams. Eddie? I have Bill Corrin. He's on the Senate. He's on the Speaker. Stop it. The House. Bill Clinton and Corrin.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Dude, I just throwing names out. I mean, can I get points from being the closest? The answer is Paul Ryan. Yeah. So he didn't go on my vacation. He's stepping down. Thank you. he announced he said me now that it hasn't,
Starting point is 00:37:03 the switch hasn't happened yet. So when does he leave? I met Paul Ryan. Like I hung out with him? Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, fan of the show. Really?
Starting point is 00:37:10 That was so crazy. I forgot. I'm sorry, Paul. Went to his office. His staff was supernatts. Took me in his office and everything. So far, I'm not dumb. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Yeah, you're the smartest out of all of us. Yeah, you know. I haven't missed any. You're the smartest of the dumbdoms. Congratulations, June to the speaker of the house. What U.S. State has the highest population? 39 million.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Whoa. What U. What U. state. This could be tricky. Nah, I got it. How many million? Thirty-nine million. What state has the highest population? I'm in. I'm in for the wind. Gosh. That was easy. Oh, gosh. You got to think of the people that live there. I know, but I mean... No way, really? You got this. I feel like it's a trick question. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Is everybody... Okay. I have my answer. Go ahead. But I was like, is everybody condensed in New York or California? California. Lunchbox. The Sunshine State, California. Eddie? California. Eddie's like, Calizonia. Yeah, mixed two.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Combined. Come on. The answer is California. Yeah. Yes. Last question. By the way, Amy, you haven't missed one. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:38:13 You're perfect. Hey, what's the most spoken language in the world? Last question. Oh, that's easy. Yeah, I'm in. What's the most spoken language in the world? Don't act like a smart guy over there. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:38:25 For the win. Easy trip. The word. Most spoken language in the world. Yeah, I guess. Let's go over to Eddie first. Eddie? That language is Spanish. Much gracias. Lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Spanish. Really? Yeah, because you got Spain and you got Mexico. D. Duh. You got Spain and Mexico. South America. And South America.
Starting point is 00:38:47 All of them. Okay. Argentina. Okay. I don't know. Okay. Amy. Dumb.
Starting point is 00:38:53 I've hit English. No, no. You're all wrong. It's Chinese. Oh, duh. One point one billion speakers. Oh, you. You guys are so good.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Yeah, I wasn't thinking. But I bet all those Chinese people speak English. And Spanish. It doesn't matter. Our winner is Amy. There she is. Thank you. There she is.
Starting point is 00:39:08 There she is. Drinking her little magical a coat. What does that drink over there? My macho latte. Macha. That's Spanish. What's in a macha latte? Macha.
Starting point is 00:39:21 What's Macha? A green tea pout. That's a female macho man. It's a Japanese green tea powder. Oh. With Califia Farms, unsweetened vanilla almond milk. Okay. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:39:33 And that's it. There she is. I'm a blender for 10 seconds. Lunchbox calling a hotel, saying he's a social media influencer and he wants a free hotel room because he's going to give him a Instagram. Shout out. Yeah. Okay. Listen, I am a celebrity that travels the world.
Starting point is 00:39:53 I am worldwide famous 200,000 followers on Instagram. So I'm trying to barter for a free hotel room. I'll post a picture on my Instagram. and that way my listeners will be like, wow, I need to stay there when they come up there. All right. We don't have that here, sir. No, no, no. You don't have free rooms here.
Starting point is 00:40:10 No, no. I post a picture on Instagram. That's what us celebrities and social media influencers do. No, you'd have to pay for the room, sir. How many pictures do I have to take for a free room? I'll put it on Twitter, too, where I have to... You have a great day, sir. You have a great day.
Starting point is 00:40:24 All right. Didn't look too good for them. Well, a couple things. One, you have to learn how to say influencer. Yeah. And then two, don't say you're listening. because you're not selling a radio show. Yeah, I'm not used to that.
Starting point is 00:40:35 But I messed up. Okay. All right, but they said no. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Record? He was recording. Are you recording this, boys?
Starting point is 00:40:45 Record? Eat that. They help you. Yeah, social media influencer here. 200,000 followers on Instagram. I go to locations like your golf club, and I will post pictures of me out there playing, saying like, oh, come look at this beautiful course.
Starting point is 00:41:00 In exchange, you give me free golf. Oh, that's probably not going to happen. Picture me on hole 18, sinking a birdie putt, and they'll be like, wow, we got to go there. And then that's going to get people to join our golf club? Absolutely, ma'am. That's what I do. I put things on... Thanks anyway.
Starting point is 00:41:18 I don't buy that. I don't think they get the concept. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm talking to older people. They don't get it. But he explained that if he takes a picture on the 18th hole that people will come. And seeking a birdie.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Good morning. I'm happy. Yes, man. How are you doing today? My name is Lunchbox. I'm going to be in New York in about a month. And I am just trying to say I'm a social media influencer. And I post pictures on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:41:44 And so I'm wondering if I can get a free breakfast so my 200,000 followers will come to your establishment. I cannot do that, sir. If I can guarantee 200 people would come in your establishment, can I have a free breakfast? I cannot do this, sir. Okay. So when I come, I want the fried chicken and waffles. and the smoked salmon eggs Benedict. That is so awesome.
Starting point is 00:42:04 I really appreciate you working with me, man. Excuse me? I did not say it was good to go, sir. All right, thank you. Okay. I did not say it was good to go, sir. Hello? You Gordon?
Starting point is 00:42:16 Roll on this, boys. Boy, does seem easy, and people write stories about it. I know. They're like, yeah, social media influencers. Most of them aren't worth anything. I mean, I see some people that I follow, and I see them staying at these hotel. The hotel one, for example.
Starting point is 00:42:29 I see them staying hotels. People I know, and I see them tag. And then also, I'm like, are they getting a hook up here that I'm not realizing? Because then there would be a card, like, sitting on the nightstand, welcoming that person to the hotel. They probably wrote it themselves. They're like, cool. Right. And then, like, you know, some strawberries.
Starting point is 00:42:45 They're probably doing that himself. And they, listen. But they have about 50,000 followers. Like, I'm close to a million. And nobody gives me anything from my social media. Nor do they ask. That's crazy. I don't ask.
Starting point is 00:42:55 And I'm not saying I should, but no one even says to me, hey, you're an influencer. I don't think it's a real thing. I think people make it up for the most of it's like free press. That's like free advertising. Eddie was admiring my forest gump shoes in him. You know, I have like these red, white, blue Nikes. They're running ones. Yeah, they're the same ones that Forrest Gump ran into the movie.
Starting point is 00:43:14 So I bought him up here and brought him to him this morning. And I was like, hey, man, I got you some shoes. And now I won't stop doing Forest Gump impression. Oh, I've just been looking at him being like, and I ran from one side of the ocean. And when I got there, I just turned around and ran back. Is that ever not funny? Our forest gum impression is ever not funny?
Starting point is 00:43:30 I love them. There's so many of them. And everyone quotes them and everyone knows them because they all saw the movie. Is that the most quoted movie of our lifetime, Forrest Gump?
Starting point is 00:43:38 Hmm. Like, think about it first time. Amy, you think Forrest Gump's the most quoted movie of our lifetime? Probably. I mean, especially when you do it with his voice.
Starting point is 00:43:49 I think a big part of it is one, the movie was five hours. Yeah, it was really long. Two, it was a monster movie and three, it was kind of easy to do the impression. Even if you can't do impressions, everyone kind of do Forrest.
Starting point is 00:44:00 Right. Because I can't do an impression. When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. And when I had to go, I went. Nailed it. So good. Morgan number two with the Forrest Gump.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Come on, Morgan, the third. You're 24. Is that a thing? Yeah, I mean, people do that all the time. I love Forrest Gump. But is that a movie, like, for me, gone with the win. It was before my time. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:26 But Forrest Gump, is that before your time? I don't think so. I'm not sure when it filmed, but I love it. Life is like a box of chocolates. Oh, my goodness. There she is. Okay, okay. That's pretty terrible.
Starting point is 00:44:37 I know. That's good though. I like that. That's pretty terribly awesome. I think that Forrest Gump's the most quoted movie of our lifetime. Anyone want to throw one in the ring here? Pretty woman? No.
Starting point is 00:44:50 No. The only pretty woman quotes that I know. Don't put baby in a corner. That's dirty dancing. Ah, see? Right. What's your pretty woman quote? Because have you ever even seen it
Starting point is 00:45:00 Where she's like, I'm a hooker No Is that? No. No. No. No. You know the one where she's shopping
Starting point is 00:45:10 And she goes back into the store With all the shopping bags And she goes, big mistake. Huge. I have to go shopping now. So if anyone ever says big mistake huge, they're referring to pretty woman. I say it all the time.
Starting point is 00:45:22 I guess I know that quote. I didn't know that quote. Or, oh my goodness, I got a runner in my panty-ho. I'm not wearing any panty hose. Oh, boy. I've heard that one too. But I think Forrest Gump still is.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Yes. Anchorman, there's a lot of. But it wasn't as big because it was a cult comedy. And Forrest Gump, everybody loved Forrest Gump. I think Forrest Gump is the greatest movie of our lifetime. For sure. Number one. Yes.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Pound for Pound. That and Shawshank Redemption. Oh, that's number two for me. Would you agree or disagree with that? Well, the other two I was thinking of were stucing were stepbrothers or mean girls. Those are the two that I hear a lot of quotes on. Step brothers again, I loved it, but I don't think most of America.
Starting point is 00:46:07 I didn't penetrate most of America. Mean girls, though. Solid. Yeah, people quote that one a lot. Lunchbox anything? I think Forrest Gump's just because of life is like a box of chocolates. I don't know a single mean girls tweet or quote, whatever. I don't even know that movie.
Starting point is 00:46:21 Is that Lindsay Lohan? Yeah, it's Lindsay Lohan. Napoleon Dynamite for a search quick times. God. Good. Delicious Bass Rolling Stone has released the list of the top 100
Starting point is 00:46:36 greatest songs of the 21st century Oh wow So it's 2000 Here are the top five Songs we know Oh yeah all of them Yeah these are all since the year of 2000 Right number five
Starting point is 00:46:48 99 problems Hit me JZ 99 problems I got 99 problems But a cow ain't won You know what I mean That's the old McDonald's outcaste Hey y'all
Starting point is 00:46:58 When this comes out of jam It gets in a dance party It's still nice And number three The song that I often encourage people to listen to When they're freaked out Seven Nation Army White's right Paper Plains from MIA
Starting point is 00:47:18 Number two This song was played everywhere This is a huge song I mean this is back when I would go out to the bars Everywhere And then number one's Crazy in Love from Jay Z and Beyonce I guess Beyonce
Starting point is 00:47:31 Feathingy But Jay's season, two of the songs. If I say what's the best song in the past 18 years, Amy? I know it's super hard, and you know I was going to talk about this. 18 years? 18 years. 18 years? Well, Gold Digger was pretty good.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Any song. Like, what comes to your, it doesn't be your final answer. But what do you think? Hmm? Oh, man. Like, what song speaks to you? Just now, I mean, lyrics that came into my... Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Y'all don't think I'm so lame. That's true. But also, what is it? I mean, the first thing that came to my head was come a little closer. Come a little close Because you love dirks But then also right after that You and Tequila make me crazy
Starting point is 00:48:10 Came into my brain That's a good one Yeah Oh both are good Eddie what do you think See I was going like Uptown funk or something Okay
Starting point is 00:48:19 Because that comes to mind Of something like That's not so old When I think of a song That I hear the words to And I go Oh man Like that's it
Starting point is 00:48:28 Keith Urban's break on me Oh yeah That's good Come on man What a great song What a great show What a great show And this just came to my mind because I wanted to play the game too.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Like what, maybe wouldn't be my answer hour from now if I thought about it. Right. That's a good one, Bones. Right? Yeah. Like it makes me go, oh. Remember he's saying this to my wife? Yeah, you put him in a kind of weird situation.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Yeah. Yeah. It'll be days. Your heart don't want to be. You pray more than you breathe. You just want to fall. We were doing a contest who could do the most romantic thing. And Eddie trapped Keith Urban and made him play the song for the wife.
Starting point is 00:49:05 But who won the contest? You definitely won the contest. Yeah. Come on. You just need a break. A break on me. It's like you're allowed to break down with me. Like, you're the one.
Starting point is 00:49:20 All your problems. Like, put them all on me. How good is that song? It's awesome. I'm like a lot of cocoa on you guys. Start crying. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Tell me something good. John Dobbs went on vacation to McCarthy, Alaska, and he loved it. He met some people, and he was talking to him. They said, yeah, we don't even have an ambulance. Our volunteer emergency team doesn't have an ambulance. So he goes back to Wisconsin, buys an old ambulance, fixes it up with his own money, puts it on a ferry, and ships it to the town. So they have their own ambulance.
Starting point is 00:49:59 All I hear is, I don't even know what the story is about. It's a great story. This guy goes to a small town. They didn't have an ambulance. Oh, ambulance. Yes, he goes back to his town. He gets him an ambulance. But the fact that Lunchbox chose the story went toward an ambulance,
Starting point is 00:50:12 so he could say ambulance four times. I am sorry, but I thought it was such a good story. It needed to be shared. No, you just wanted to say ambulance for. Ambulance. Ambulance. I mean, he fixed up an ambulance with his own money. Who taught you how to say that word?
Starting point is 00:50:29 I have no idea. I just can't say it. Yes, you can. Ambulance. Ambulance. Ambulance. Okay, stop it. You ever see that episode of Friends where Joey's trying to learn French?
Starting point is 00:50:41 And she's like, see Bu, Play, and he's like, blah, blah, blah. That's what it is in lunchbox. Ambulance. Okay, okay. That's how I say. It's a great story. I love this story. I always love a good Amblance story, right guys?
Starting point is 00:50:53 Yeah. Yeah. The Bobby Bonds show. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show.
Starting point is 00:51:06 That's right. Turn it up. Yeah, morning, morning, morning. So if you listen to music during a workout, it will help you exercise longer. And so if you listen to high-energy upbeat music, it helps you last longer during cardiac stress tests, which is basically running. And man, do I hate running. I hate every bit of it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:25 And so what happens is play the upbeat music, it keeps you running longer, even if you don't know it. Totally. Even if you don't think it does, it does. I have my three workout songs because I just pulled them. So here are the three. I've put on mine. And they're not super upbeat, but I have... Everything's gonna be...
Starting point is 00:51:41 I like this one, David Lee Murphy. This is interesting just feel good. Yeah. And nobody's kind of worry about nothing. Don't go hitting that damn. This makes me feel like I'm in a movie. It's like, oh, look at the world. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:05 There's something about this song that just makes me feel good. So David Lee Murphy... All right. And then I have an old Thomas Rett song that I played called I Feel Good. Lunch Money Lewis is in this one From the last record That's a good one, huh? It's a good one, huh?
Starting point is 00:52:35 It wasn't a single. It's called I Feel Good from Thomas Wright. Excuse me, can someone bring the beat back? Good. And then finally the song from NERD called Lemon. I get it how I live it. Yeah. I live it how I get it.
Starting point is 00:52:58 This song's a jam. Yeah. I'm pulling with a lemon. Not because she ain't living. Yeah. No joke. My daughter dancing to this song is legit. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:53:08 Yes. Like, this song brings out all the moves in her. Yeah. But she ran in. You know who's singing this, right? Yeah. Rihanna. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:17 It's an NERD song called Lemon. It's awesome. I don't know this is Farrell. NERD? You think that's not about, I think NERD fans do. I don't know. Just checking. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:30 When he came in, I think he was even weirded out that I was a big NERD fan. What are you laughing at, Eddie? Somebody, somebody tweeted. You, Amy, and Morgan number two with a concern that they had about Marin Morris in her song, Rich. Yeah. She says a cuss word in it, and she says that her 13-year-old has enough to be tempted with. So why is she doing this? And you're laughing because...
Starting point is 00:53:53 Because you responded, what would you like me to do about this? What would she like you to do about this? I don't know. People think I run all-acutry music. I have nothing to do with anything. I come in, I do my little show. We hang out in this room. We talk about our lives and music.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Should I call Marin up and be like... Yeah, yeah, I was thinking that. You know, it's just a word. I don't curse. I don't know the last time I've cursed, years even. I don't have a problem morally with curse words. I choose not to curse. But in the end, it's just a sound.
Starting point is 00:54:26 And any sound can have anything attached to it. If you went, blah! It's a bad word. That could be if we assigned a bad thought to it. Don't assign bad thoughts to sounds. You know, and so what, her art has a curse word in it. That's her art. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Yeah, she tweeted me. I was like, what do you mean to do about it? Nothing. I'm not doing anything about it. People need to stop asking me to do things. I'm done. I'm just trying to live my life and help people. I'm not trying to be the curse for her police.
Starting point is 00:54:49 Okay. Well, she also tweeted Amy. So, Amy, what are you going to do about it? Yeah, what are you going to do about it? Oh, I replied to her that she should or could always download the radio edit, which would eliminate any of this. That's true. Because she's the one that downloaded the song.
Starting point is 00:55:02 That's true. So if you listen to the radio edit, you're good. Well, There's that. I guess I'm supposed to fix everything broken around here. Like, she, there's far worse things than songs. She's just not catching on to. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:17 These songs are just littered with drinking and drugs. She cares about the S word? Like getting high. Yeah. That stuff. So I don't curse, but I don't mind if people curse around me. I have no issue with it at all. I don't drink.
Starting point is 00:55:30 I don't mind when people drink around me. I've never had a drink of alcohol. But people, they won't drink. If I meet someone new, I don't even tell them I don't. drink because when I do they go oh sorry about that it's having a little yeah yeah I had a little vodka in this I'm sorry about that I'm taking it out it's not vodka it's just water so it's weird so I don't tell people so I fake drinking I will get a drink and get the little glass then put a lime on it and you put a tiny straw in it so they think I'm having a little something
Starting point is 00:55:55 nothing moral you're going to have anything moral for me don't throw rocks from glass houses is what I say because as soon as you start judging somebody don't let them turn that mirror on you as soon as you start judging somebody, why don't we judge you? Oh, so if it's a moral decision, it's judgy? I don't know. I'm just asking for time. I'm not judging anyone's morals
Starting point is 00:56:15 because if you're going to judge somebody, you need to be perfect. And doesn't the good book say, judge not yet you be judged? Yeah. I think word for word. So that's my only point is that I choose not to judge
Starting point is 00:56:27 because I don't need anybody judging me because I am faulted like crazy. Yeah. And by the way, Marin, clean up your mouth. There we go. You did something about it. I don't care. I really don't. I actually like that bad word in that song. What is? I don't even know it. It's the S word.
Starting point is 00:56:40 Oh, okay. Okay. I literally only know the radio edit. I don't even know where it is. Bobby bones. I'm always curious to know the conversations Amy have with your kids. And you guys got in the old debate of pancakes versus waffles? Yeah. How'd that go? They went pancakes and I couldn't believe it because they've had both pancakes and waffles. And I just thought everybody chooses waffles over pancakes. Okay, around the room, you go?
Starting point is 00:57:06 Waffle. I go hardcore waffle. Really? Yeah. Oh, you know it? No, Flapjack. Yeah, pancakes all the way. Wow.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Lunchbox? Waffles. Yeah. It's a no-brainer. Morgan, you're 24. What do you think about that? I go waffle. Wow.
Starting point is 00:57:19 That's what's a 80% waffle. It's the older generation. Thicker. Yeah, like the holes, the syrup gets caught in the butter in the, and then you take a bite. Pancake, it just rolls off. Yeah. Mike D. Mike D., quiet Mike.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Punk rock Mike. I go pancakes. There we go, Mike D. what I'm talking about. Raymondo? I'm going to waffle a little bit, but I'm going to say waffles. Okay, oh, boy. Okay, so we're a waffle group for the most part.
Starting point is 00:57:42 That's funny, Ray. Yeah, okay, waffle for the win. And they, but they like... They chose peen cakes. I was like, okay, clearly we need to get you another waffle because you're confused. How are they doing? They're doing good. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:57:54 Yeah, they're great. They got their shots, I told you the other day. They're still wobbling around complaining about that. Do they ever ask about the orphanage and, like, hey, do we ever go back? The longer they're away from the orphanage, the more it really isn't a thing. No, we still talk about the orphanage. Do they miss their friends?
Starting point is 00:58:09 Yeah. Do they talk about friends specifically? Yeah, yeah. But it's, it's, it isn't as much, but we still talk about it because we will take them back. And I don't want them to forget about it. And I don't want them to forget their friends.
Starting point is 00:58:23 So, I mean, just one of those things that's going to be a part of their life. I'm not trying to take that away from them. Yeah, yeah, no, I get it. I just wonder. Yeah. I know, yeah. Well, you think you'll take them back in 2019 to the orphanage?
Starting point is 00:58:36 We know we at least want to wait a year, so that would fall in line with the timeline, but it just really depends if they're ready. Emotionally, they can handle it, what it's going to be like. I just don't want to confuse them. I haven't seen them in a couple weeks. You guys been bouncing back and forth. Yeah, well, you should. What?
Starting point is 00:58:54 Yeah, we should look at the old calendar. Let me take a look at the calendar here. The Bobby Bones Show. I'm going to wrap it up for today. Thank you so much for listening. On Instagram, I'm Mr. Bobby Bones. You can click and follow. I'll say appreciate you guys being here.
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