The Bobby Bones Show - Thomas Rhett Stops By + Most Memorable Movie Quotes
Episode Date: August 8, 2018Thomas Rhett stops by to talk about his single “Life Changes.” Also, the show shares their favorite movie quotes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnys...tudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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That's right.
Knock.
Turn it up.
You're going to play Who Has Done More Jail Time, the game?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Are you the people in the room?
No.
Oh, okay.
I've never been to jail.
Me either.
You ever been putting for anything?
No, no.
Knock on Wood.
Lunchbox?
I've been.
I'm the winner on that one.
For what?
For jail time.
Oh, you mean from the radio show when you got put in jail?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox robbed a store on the year.
But not really, but yeah, the whole thing.
Yeah.
So OJ. Simpson.
turn 71.
So here, which celebrity had more jail time?
That's funny.
Amy.
Yeah.
Tim Allen or Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart.
What do you think, lunchbox?
Tim Allen or Martha Stewart?
Tim Allen.
Eddie?
Martha Stewart.
So, the answer is Tim Allen.
What?
He was in jail?
He served two years and four months for drug trafficking.
What?
In 1978.
Tim the Toolman Taylor went to jail?
Like for hardcore drugs, too.
Hardcore.
Hardcore.
Really?
I thought that was a trick question.
Like, he never went.
He spent no time in jail.
What?
Yeah, Tim Allen, so two years and four months for drug trafficking.
Okay, who served?
Okay.
He's mind-blown right now.
I'm shocked right now.
Look up his mugshot.
He's got a mustache.
Okay, yeah, I will.
Like, who do you work for?
I don't know, Amy.
El Chapo?
Oh, my goodness.
Pablo.
Amy, lunchbox, Eddie.
Who served more jail time?
Paris Hilden or Lindsay Lohan?
Oh, boy.
They've both been a lot.
Really?
Yeah.
Amy?
Um,
Lindsay Lohan.
Lox Foxx?
Lohan.
Eddie?
Lindsay Lohan.
Lundy Lohan served 14 days for missing several mandatory classes.
Paris Hilton served three days only.
Oh.
What did Paris Hilton do?
I don't know.
All sorts of stuff.
I don't care.
I haven't thought about her.
D.Y.
No, I don't either.
All right.
Next up.
John Mayer or Paul McCartney?
Who has spent more time in jail?
Interesting.
John Mayer or Paul McCartney.
Amy?
I didn't know either one went, but I'll go Paul McCartney.
Paul McCartney's older. He's been more.
Yeah, Paul McCartney. They did a lot of drugs back in the day.
Paul McCartney served 10 days for possession of the wacky weed in 1980, as the kids called.
What's a wacky weed?
The wacky weed.
You know what it is.
The Mira Joanna.
Oh.
John Mayer only spent a few hours in jail for speeding, so the answer was Paul McCartney.
Oh.
Sean Penn or Robert Downey Jr.
Oh, I'm in.
Yeah, I know this one.
All right.
Iron Man.
Robert Downey Jr.?
Yeah.
Sean Penn.
Eddie?
Robert Downey Jr.
He served one year
for missing a drug test while on probation.
He's the winner.
Sean Penn served 33 days
for assaulting a photographer.
But Robert Downey Jr.
served a whole year in jail.
Wow.
Iron Man was in jail for a year.
In the pokey.
I wonder what that was like for him.
The pokey.
Kid Rock or Justin Bieber?
Oh, this is tricky
Kid Rock or Justin Bieber?
Kid Rock or Justin Bieber
Okay, okay, okay
Justin Bieber
The Bebees
Kid Rock
Kid Rock
Although Bieber had several runs
With the law
Only arrested once
And spent one day
Kid Rock's had multiple arrests
That boy
There's don't look up to them
These are our heroes
Yeah
Yeah same
I'd watch that documentary
Like celebrities
I went to jail
I'm sure you can find it on TV
I like to have the documentary in jail.
Yeah.
Like a little bit locked up celebrity.
Yeah.
It's a Bobby Bones show.
Ice cream costs $1,500.
It's the most expensive ice cream in America.
Wow.
The Bear extraordinaire.
It can be found in a hotel in Manhattan, New York.
It's the country's most expensive Sunday,
$1,500 bucks vanilla ice cream using imported vanilla beans from Madagascar.
They can just make that up, right?
Yeah, of course.
They go buy some folders and be like, oh, we got this from the great.
Swamp.
No, no, no.
Madagascar vanilla is a thing.
Okay.
Would you know the difference?
Yeah.
Hey, come on.
Just tell me.
The ice cream's covered in white chocolate shell.
It's hand-painted with colored cocoa butter.
Mm-hmm.
It sits top three grams of black truffle crumble, which, by the way, an ounce of black truffle costs $95.
Dang.
That's mushrooms or something or fungus?
Kind of it's fungus.
I watched a whole special on it on TV once and how there's like illegal.
It's a fake truffle.
Yeah.
It's a crazy thing.
Black market truffle.
Edible gold and silver leafing.
But yeah, $1,500.
Who pays for this?
And do they laugh when someone comes in an order
Is it to show off?
Like, hey, Frank,
he got out here to order 50% of Sunday.
He fell for it.
Yeah.
Get the Madagascar.
He winks.
Get the Madagascar trouble.
They're laughing.
Yeah, straight from Madagascar.
Bobby Bone Show.
You see Kendall Jenner had an ankle purse.
Oh.
Strapped around your ankle.
Is that in?
Do I need to get one?
I don't know if you do,
but she was wearing it.
It's a shenna.
ankle first cost $645.
Oh, I don't need Chanel, but
I mean, I'm sure they have cheaper ones.
It looks like an ankle monitor.
Oh.
That's what it looks like.
Oh, my goodness.
So it's basically a fanny pack for your ankle.
Uh-huh.
And it costs $645.
For sure, they paid her to put that on.
Oh, yeah.
And she gets paid so much money to post something on her Instagram.
Like half a million dollars.
I'm looking at it right now.
She's wearing it with high heels.
Yeah.
Oh, if I walk in wearing one of those soon.
We wouldn't even notice.
I mean, look at ankle.
Oh, you don't.
You're not an ankle guy?
I'm not.
I'm a shoe guy.
I do pay attention to people's shoes, but I can't say that I'm an ankle guy.
Are there ankle guys?
Eddie, there's every kind of guy.
I guess.
There's feet guys.
That's a whole different thing.
Yeah, yeah, that's different than ankle.
I'm not anti-foot at all.
I'm not pro foot, though, either.
Remember that one dude that said something about my feet?
Yeah, yeah, he's a race car driver.
Yeah, we were at NASCAR.
Yeah, Tony Stewart was like, nice feet.
And I was like, thanks.
That's right.
Like out of nowhere.
Was that on microphone?
No, it was right before he
that we did the interview.
I don't know if he's a feet guy or not,
but he did go right to Amy's feet.
No, he talked about feet for a good minute after that.
He's a big guy.
Yeah.
I'll give you the
food mascot.
You tell me the product.
For example,
Lucky the Lepricon would be.
Lucky Charms.
Right.
Got it.
Yeah.
I like games early in the morning.
You kind of loosens his up a little bit.
Yeah, get you thinking.
Amy, you're first.
Okay.
Chester Cheetah.
Cheetos?
Cheetos.
Show me Cheetos.
Yes.
Good.
Good one, Amy.
Lunchbox.
Yep.
Mr. Peanut.
Oh, planters.
Planters peanut.
Wow.
Eddie.
Yep.
Tony the Tiger.
Oh, Frost and Flix.
There we go.
Now second round, they get a little harder.
Oh, boy.
Those were three softballs.
Oh, those were hard.
Those were three softballs.
Amy.
Okay.
Charlie the tuna.
Chicken of the sea.
New brand, right?
Charlie the tuna.
You've already said chicken to the sea?
No.
It's starkest tuna.
Wow, that's hard, Amy.
Oh, man.
Oh, man, on the packaging.
Lunchbox, Elsie the Cow.
Shoot.
Elsie the Cow.
What brand is Elsie?
Oh, that's Borden.
Wow.
How in the world did you know that?
I'm smart.
I'm a product style.
That's not why.
Okay.
Wow.
Eddie.
Come on.
Bones. Spuds
McKenzie.
Okay. There's a trick question.
Spuds McKenzie, the mascot
from what brand? I'm going to go Bud Light.
Oh, oh. That might be Bud Weiser.
No, you're right.
Bud Light? Bud Light is my answer.
Show me Bud Light.
Yes. Yeah.
Amy, you've been eliminated, by the way.
Oh, man. Sorry. Sorry.
All right. Lunchbox. Yeah.
The helping hand.
That's the mascot for something.
Oh, that's hamburger helper.
Show me Hamburger Helper.
He's unstoppable.
That he's pretty good.
Eddie.
Yeah.
Tukin sand.
Fruit loops.
Fruit loops, it is.
Wow.
This battle is getting hot in here.
Hold on.
We're going to go.
Hey, Mike D.
Mike D. put this game together.
That's a thing.
Oh, great.
That's the name.
Huh.
This is really hard?
You know what?
Is this going to go up to both of you guys?
It's equally tough.
Okay.
So.
Both answer?
You write your answer down.
Okay.
Whose mascot is Poppin' Fresh?
Huh?
Poppin fresh.
Is that the name?
Yeah.
Okay.
Is that his name?
There you go.
I'm in.
Lunchbox?
Orville Redenbacher.
The popcorn.
Orville was the mascot for Orval Reddbocker.
Oh, I don't know.
Eddie.
I went Pringles.
No, it's Preezes.
Pillsbury. That's the doughboy, huh?
What's his name?
The Pillsbury doughboy is popping fresh.
That's his name.
I did not know he had to do a boy.
Popping fresh.
Okay.
Am I back in?
No.
Amy.
Stop.
You've been literally like six weeks ago.
All right.
This is the final, final one.
Okay.
Buzzin with your name.
All right.
Okay.
The mascot's name is pop.
Name that brand.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Pops.
Cereal.
Kelly Pop.
Ludge box
Lodgebox
Popping crunch
What is that
Incorrect
What was it
Okay
How about another one
The mascot's name is
Snap
Eddie
Eddie
Snaps
Oh no
That's like cute
Kellogg's
No
It's rice Krisp
It's rice crispy
It's rice crispy
It's always pop
Snap crackle and pop
Oh it's the same one
That's all you did that
Oh it's confused
Nobody, you guys both tie.
Congratulations.
It's like kissing your sister.
No, it's terrible.
It's a tie.
I mean, what's all right?
C kissing your sister?
What's wrong with you?
He likes that.
He kissed his dad on the lips too.
That's true.
I wouldn't be surprised.
Do you kiss your sister on the lips?
No.
What, you kiss your dad on the lips but not your sister?
Yeah.
Would you?
Because it's my parents.
It's okay to do your parents.
You kiss your brother on lips?
No.
But you kiss your dad on the mouth.
Yeah.
For how long?
Half a second.
I don't even kiss my brother or sister on the cheek.
You all hug?
Yeah, we hug.
Absolutely.
Well, hey, congratulations.
Double win there.
Thank you.
Bobbi Bones Show.
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Story up the day.
This story comes to us from Madison, Wisconsin.
A 20-year-old college student had to be rescued by firefighters after she got stuck in a tree.
She got in a fight with her boyfriend said, I'm going to go climb that tree.
Oh, wow.
Clined up in the tree, and then she realized, oh, no, I can't get down.
And she had to call 911.
How high did she climb in this tree?
And what was the fight about?
It doesn't say, but she had to call 911.
for assistance and say, I'm stuck up in the tree.
I came up here to think.
You ever been in a fight that's so intense?
You think to yourself, I got to get up a tree.
No, not much of a climber.
I understand leaving, maybe walking away.
Yeah. I've gone upstairs.
I've gone missing for like four hours.
Oh, boy.
What? Oh, yeah.
Missing.
Yeah, she was freaking out, too.
Is that when you broke the broom?
No.
Maybe around the same time.
Eddie and his wife got into a fight once and he goes into the garage, starts snapping brooms.
I went to the garage and was like, I need to be a room.
I was like, I need to get out of here, and I broke a broomstick.
With my leg, I felt so strong.
And I was like, oh, that was a mistake.
Okay, but back to the four-hour thing, where did you go?
I went to Home Depot, and then I went to get a burger at McDonald's and drove around,
went to this little mountain, looked over, and just kind of like.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, and I was like, you know what?
She's probably just freaking out right now, and good.
She should.
Did you show her?
I showed her, man.
I showed her.
When you got home, what happened?
She was really mad.
That.
Don't do it, and crying.
Like, don't do it.
I thought you were really, like, hurt.
she thought maybe I got into a wreck.
Yeah, I wouldn't recommend doing that.
Would you recommend climbing a tree before doing what you did?
Yeah, probably not.
No.
No, climbing a tree, she had to call the cops.
That's worse.
All right, well, thank you for your story, Eddie.
Thank you, man.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story today.
Kind of weird, but all right.
Let's go.
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It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
Anybody see this story about the farmers that state.
silent during the auction so the guy can win his family farm back?
No.
What?
Yeah.
Generations before David was born, 80 acres of his family's farm was willed to a distant relative.
And his goal was to get the farm back again.
And so they came up with the money.
And everyone in town knew that used to be his family's farm.
So at normal price, no one bid over him.
They let him bid the normal price and get the farm back.
Wow.
That's cool.
He did the first bid, and when it came to a second bid, not one.
person in the room bid.
The auctioneer was like, are you sure?
And none of the other people in the town,
they wouldn't bid.
That's crazy.
Wow.
Right?
You know lunchbox would have bid, right?
No!
I don't know.
I like that story, though.
And that's what Tell Me Something Good's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Pretty interesting, huh?
Yeah.
I have, for the most part, not been sleeping with my TV on, which is a big deal for me.
Like, I've shifted a bit.
My whole life, I slept with the TV on because I never had a bedroom growing up.
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Thomas Redd
Thomas Red is here
you are hosting the CMA Fest with Kelsey Ballerini.
Tonight, 8.7 Central on ABC.
So it's your third year.
Yeah.
Third year.
They pay you pretty good for this or no?
Why are you looking around?
I'm just asking.
Also, yeah.
That's a yeah.
I don't know.
Listen, I don't know.
I genuinely don't know.
Let's leave it that way.
Yeah.
That response is either yeah or like, awful.
That's what I'm saying.
You don't know.
That's right.
And so it's a three-hour prime time special.
It's 15th straight year.
And a lot of people,
plan this thing from John Party to the first timers, Luke Combs to Keith Urban, Florida
Georgia Lyme, Dirk's. You're tied with the FGL guys, huh? Yeah. Yeah. You know Tyler and I
kind of become buds recently. That's awesome. You're one of the reasons why, because we were both
like, why don't we buzz? We have mutual friends that are awesome. Yeah, exactly. We should just be
buds. He's a good dude, man. They're both good dudes. So be watching this. 29 of country's
biggest names. Lauren Atlanta, Jason Aldeen. I've heard of them. Brothers Osborne. So yeah,
That's a big deal happening.
Hey, what's it like doing those Kenny shows?
It's wild, man.
We only have three left.
It kind of went back quick.
We did 17.
We're going to do 17 total shows, and they're either at, you know, NFL stadiums or MLB stadiums.
I mean, that's got to be a goals type thing, right?
Because you're already headlining.
Yeah.
And you're doing your own big shows, but then you go out to a Kenny show where it's basically the whole town shuts down.
It really is, man.
I mean, you go to an arena and you feel really good about yourself that you sold, you know, 10,000 tickets.
And then you notice that Kenny's doing six arenas at the same place.
that you're playing.
Do you see him when he hurt his leg?
Yeah.
I literally, Old Dominion was singing,
Save it for Rainy Day with him.
And then right before I went out to sing,
when the sun goes down,
I saw him start to kind of limp a little bit.
And I was like, what just happened?
And he walked out there, dude,
and he got to grab my shoulder
to get down to the thrust.
And so that was pretty scary.
Those Old Dominion guys are really doing it too, huh?
They are, man.
Those guys.
Killing it.
Killing it.
They're such good songwriters.
Yeah, the best.
And that shows you that the song wins.
Song always wins.
If there's one thing that Old Dominion shows you, because I know those guys, and there's, listen, they don't have a flashy front man.
Yeah.
You know, they don't have a, uh, uh, uh, uh, ter, you know.
Right.
Tur.
Shane McAnally calls me talk ter.
Sure.
To your.
Yeah.
So, yeah, there it is.
But they don't have, but they're so good that you start to go, oh, they are superstars.
All of them.
They are.
They really are, man.
I've gotten privileged, I've had the privilege to write with them a few times on the road.
And it's really cool, man.
And they, and they're such a great hang, too.
And they're shut, I mean, the songs, I think it's the nostalgia of those songs.
I think it's what makes me love them so much.
Their song Hotel Key right now, it's my jam.
It's amazing.
I will sit in my car if I'm somewhere and I turn it up, even if I'm already there,
and I listen to the entire song, and then I get out.
And the next time I get in my car, my speakers are so loud.
And I'm like, oh, yeah, Hotel Key.
Their whole album is like that.
And it's rare that someone puts out a whole album where I'm like, oh, it's all the jam.
But lights in the city, I'm just going from...
That's my favorite one.
My favorite one on the album.
Yep.
And I don't think I realized it a little big time was.
featuring on that. Does it say it on the record that they're featured? Okay. Yeah. But they do the background
vocals. So it's not like they come in for a, but yes, they do. Well, look at that. We've talked about
a lot here today. We did. Anything else we want to mention. Thomas Red is here. By the way,
the CMA Music Fest. You can check them out there on ABC. He's out doing some shows with Kenny.
You're still out doing live changes? Yeah, we start back up in September. So I listen to your record
a bit all the way through a few times. Nice. Thank you. Well,
know I say that because you put me on spot once.
You go, hey, you know that song like? You don't know if you remember this conversation.
Oh, I do. Yeah, I text you about it. Yeah, you go, hey, you know my song. And I was like,
oh my God, what if I didn't? Well, that would be, I mean, a lot of people don't listen to full
albums. Well, that's my point. I would have said, no, I don't. Hold on.
Give me three minutes. Three minutes later, I get a text back. Yeah, I know that song.
Of course, according. My favorite song. My favorite song.
In fact, I was just listening to it. That's hilarious.
And you were like, I guess you were apprehensive about putting a song out that was so biographical.
Yeah.
And I was like, dude, it's free.
your story to people. Yeah, for sure. Because the hook wins.
But then it's your story and that people know about you from
hearing a good song. Yeah. I like to think that I picked that single. You definitely did.
Thank you. I'll stop. I heard of me. I'm going to play it right now. Okay, cool.
Yeah, we'll play the whole thing here. Here is Thomas Wrett. Good to see you, my friend.
Yeah, you too, buddy. One of my friends was talking about Coco, and Eddie said he loved it.
Loved it. Amy liked it. Morgan number two. My kids love it. Yeah, what did you think about it,
Morgan number two? I cried. Did you? Yeah. Well, so my friend goes, hey, I saw Coco and, you know,
because I told I'd watched, that was that Burr-Born movie? A boat, boat in Manchester by the sea.
Oh, Manchester by the sea. I was like, I just didn't do anything for me. It's a boat movie.
And so, it's on Netflix, by the way. Is it? Which was the, really the turning point for me.
I wasn't able to buy it. Yeah, it's a big deal. So I turn on Coco.
Remember me. And I started watching this Coco, right? It's a Disney movie.
Goodbye.
And it's about a kid and his family and he wants to play music.
Where's it set?
It doesn't really say, huh?
It's in Mexico.
It is in Mexico?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, so, do I do spoiler alert or do I not talk about the ending?
Ooh.
I won't.
Yeah, don't talk about it.
Don't do spoiler?
That's a big deal.
Yeah, so.
Because it's still a fairly new movie.
Okay, I cried like a baby.
You did?
I did.
All right!
I tell you, when I hit me, when this part at the end,
Really? You cried.
Dude, I was just like, okay, I give up.
Yeah.
And there's a lot of things to it.
Like my grandma.
Mm-hmm.
I was thinking that.
My grandma raised me.
My grandma adopted me.
And so...
Did you call her up Willita too?
No, I did not.
Okay.
I'm really Caucasian.
Okay.
Just check it.
I'm extremely Caucasian, right?
So those references a bit worse.
Some of that was like the real traditional Mexican references were lost on me.
Yeah.
Now, that being said, I did live in Texas for a long time, and I was the only Caucasian in my group.
It's true.
So, but yeah, yeah.
When that end hit, it was over.
So the dad part of it, did that get you to?
No.
No, not really.
The whole thing kind of got me.
I don't know.
I think I'm just getting in a place, too, where it's like, what am I?
Like, I don't know.
The family thing, I don't like have it, but I'm starting to crave that other part.
like that more fill up the bubble with something else.
Yes.
And then the grandma part, because again, my grandma was basically the only steady influence I had on my life until she died.
And so that was a big part of it.
But I did.
I cried.
I did.
Wow.
I know.
It's a big deal.
And when I started to cry, I was like, don't do it.
And I was like, why would I not do it?
Who am I trying to do it?
Oh, yeah.
You've been looking for this release for months.
I know.
But it was good.
I kind of figured out the ending early
Oh, did you?
Yeah, well, I'm an adult
Oh, I had no clue
It got me, it got me, it's by surprise
Oh, it did?
Yeah, I had no idea that was gonna happen
Dude, it's not making a murderer
No, I know, but it's a cartoon
But I just thought the way the story was going
I was like, oh, this is yeah, I mean for sure
He's just gonna be disappointed
Oh, well no
Dude!
That was good
So good
Yeah, the best movie I've ever seen in a long time
Hey, did that little kid remind me
Remind you of me?
No, oh
I don't see colors of people
And ethnicity really
No, not because he's Mexican
Well, yeah, yeah,
Yes.
But he plays the guitar.
Yeah, right, Amy?
Yeah, I see that.
I didn't see a Mexican kid and go, that's Eddie.
And then my family was always like, stop playing that guitar.
If anything, he reminded me in me.
Oh, well, see?
I think you're Mexican.
Maybe I am Mexican.
Maybe.
My kids call me Mama Coco.
They do?
Yeah, like they say, when every time she comes on the screen because they watch it multiple times
and I walk by, they're like, there you are, mom.
I'm like, I'm not that old.
Your daughter thought you were 55.
They're saying that sleep divorce may be healthier to the relationship.
And we've talked about something similar, where just because tradition says you should sleep in the same bed doesn't mean it's actually, physically, healthier for you.
So they're calling it sleep divorce when you have to go, you know, honey, I don't think we should sleep in the same bed anymore.
Maybe an uncomfortable conversation just because of the way we were brought up.
but just because we're brought up a certain way,
it doesn't mean it's the right way.
So I'll go on.
Sleeping apart from your partner is good for your body.
Physically, you sleep more,
you rest better, you perform better at work.
It's better for your relationship.
Snoring, partners moving, body heat.
Researchers found the people who slept alone
oftentimes get 45 minutes a night more sleep,
which is a pretty significant number.
And most relationships reported high.
level of happiness once they got past the thought of, oh, we're not doing it like everybody
before us.
You got to remember, really, just because people have done it before us, that doesn't mean
it's the right thing.
It doesn't.
Correct.
We get a new thing where it's all about tradition.
Listen, tradition for the sake of tradition isn't good.
Tradition for a reason that actually brings something to the table.
That's good.
Yeah.
There's a lot of bad history out there.
So, and you call us, if you and your husband or wife decided, man, we still love each
the same amount.
Same percentage, maybe even more.
But we're going to sleep in two different beds or two different rooms.
Call.
The phone number's 877-Bobby.
Amy, your thoughts.
I mean, I think you have to do, yeah, what works for you.
I don't think it's going to work for every couple, but I would miss sharing a bed with my husband.
So.
How would your husband feel, though, if you said, hey, we're going to split this up?
Oh, I'm so easy to sleep with.
Okay.
I mean, I'm not, I mean, I kick and move around a lot, but I mean, that's probably a little.
Yeah.
And then also my question would be, do they mean, like, you find different rooms or you do like old school with twin beds in the same room?
I think it really means because of all the factors they lay out here, the body heat, the partner moving to the night, the snoring, that it's probably in that same bed where you can hit each other.
Like, I mean, it can be either, but I think it's really just a physical part of it, meaning you're elbowing each other and keeping them awake.
Eddie?
I know.
Could you imagine if y'all came to my house and my husband and I got two twin beds?
Yeah, I could.
Brady Bunch style?
Yes.
That's what they did, right?
It's what, they were the first couple to stay in the same bed.
Oh, okay, opposite then.
Yeah, I think the Munsters did it first, first.
They were the real big one.
Yeah.
What do you think?
I'm with you.
I think it's a guy thing.
I think guys would want it more than the woman because my wife would love to sleep in the same bed every night.
Dude, if you offered that to me, I'm in.
Give me another room.
give me another bed, I'll sleep comfortable, it'd be great.
You don't want to cuddle?
No, no cuddling while I'm sleeping.
No.
Yeah, I think that's pretty common that guys want to have their space and their bit we're bigger.
We need more, generally speaking.
Yeah.
This is huge.
But, you know, someone like Amy likes to have that.
But also, I mean, your husband has gone a lot.
You know, maybe you value that time because when he's actually there.
So maybe we have that.
You're right.
We already are doing this study and we don't even know it.
And you're so much happier when he's not there and you come in.
Do you ever notice that?
I'm like, I stopped.
I love so good last night.
You know, I think this is too.
Here's the thing I want to say.
And I can get off my part of this.
I think with this though, it has to be like a dog in the bed.
Meaning you have to establish that early.
If you get a new dog and you put the dog in the bed, it stays in the bed forever.
Right.
That's it.
And it's tough to have that conversation.
I try with my dog, like, no more bed for you.
So in this relationship, I think you kind of have to go,
we're in the same bed or we're not.
As soon as you start dating.
As soon as you start whatever, sleep in the same bed, it's like, hey, we're really going to commit to this.
Here's how I feel about it.
You should sleep in a different bed.
You can't do that 12 years in.
That's tough.
That's like my dog.
My dog was like 10.
I was like, all right, Dusty.
For now on, you're going to sleep on the floor.
He's like, uh-uh.
No, no.
No, not.
Sleep divorce.
Let me talk to Anna in Missouri.
Hey, Anna.
Hey.
What do you think about this?
My husband and I actually just, I started sleeping in another bedroom because my dog was sleeping with us.
And she was sleeping on me and I was just having a hard time sleeping.
So we ended up both having a hard time sleeping and it just kind of, I don't know, it worked out.
I've been in the other room for almost a month now maybe and we're all sleeping better.
I think people hear this and go, well, if we're sleeping in different rooms or beds, the relationship must be worse.
Don't associate those two.
Like nothing's worse, but you decide to stay.
sleep in different places. Also, don't they say that the heart grows fonder, huh, if you're not together?
Yeah, it's usually a long distance. Yeah, well, that's a longer distance than normal.
Yeah, hey, Anna, thank you for your call. That's good. I appreciate you.
Laurie in Florida, you're on.
Hey, Bobby. My husband and I sleep in separate beds every now and then, well, it's becoming more
and more because I have restless legs really bad and I kick him all the time.
Do you love him the same, though?
No.
I'm sorry?
Do you love him the same?
Oh, my gosh, yes.
Even more.
I hear even more right there.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
At first it was hard because I felt like I was doing something wrong.
But it got to the point where I didn't want him in the bed because I liked having all that room.
Yeah.
Again, it's like having your own bathroom.
Amy, wouldn't that be awesome to have your own bathroom?
Like, really?
Oh, yeah.
Like, if it could be like, if you're in my bedroom.
bedroom, you go to the right and it's his bathroom, and you go to the left and it's my
bathroom, that'd be so cool.
I mean, what if history told us we had to poop in the same toilet all the time?
And then if we're like, oh, if we're not doing that, then we must have hate each other.
Yeah, divorce.
Yeah.
Dude, toilet divorce.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
Police officers were called to check out a suspicious bag in the median of a road, and they didn't
know what they were going to find inside, but they wanted everybody to be protected in the
community and everybody stay back.
What if it's something horrible?
Yeah, exactly.
Well, they get close to the bag and they open it up.
And what's inside?
Three baby kittens.
Are they okay?
Yeah, the kittens were okay.
Definitely meowing a lot and hungry and needed help, but they rescued them.
And now they're living in a temporary home and they're finding forever homes for the cats.
Well, I'm surprised they're okay.
Because somebody just threw those cats out the window, right?
Like, they're in a bag and they want to get rid of them.
Whatever they did, I'm just so glad that someone called in.
Like someone saw the package and was like, hey, this is something, but they didn't want to approach it.
I got a call here.
Yeah.
There's a bag and it's meowing.
We're not sure what's in it.
It could be anything.
I mean, obviously, we don't know.
There are all these choices.
It could be.
But yeah, I'm glad the cats are, the kitty cats are safe.
Yes.
No one calls them kitty cats anymore.
They should.
Yeah.
To come back to that.
Yeah.
I'm glad the kitty cats are safe.
That was tell me something good.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
We're transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bond show.
Come on, Bob!
Over to Amy now with the Morning Corny.
The Morning Corny!
Why was the baby aunt so confused?
Why was the baby aunt so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Get it?
Oh, no, we get it.
Yeah?
That was the.
Morning, corny.
Do you know what that music means?
That I pushed a button.
Easy music.
No, this is easy trivia, period.
Not even music, guys.
This should be the easiest of trivia.
Great.
Write your answer down.
Can't wait.
Question number one.
Who is Apple's current CEO?
Easy.
Oh, shoot.
He's on TV all the time.
Huh.
Is he?
Hold on.
Please.
Confusing him with someone else.
Come on. Easy trivia.
I'm in.
I'm in for the win.
You know what, Amy? If you just get his last name, you can have that too.
Okay.
Really? Good. Oh, then I'll scratch out first.
Amy?
Cook.
Cook, she says.
Watchbox?
No, Wozniak.
No.
Eddie?
Bill Jobs.
That's me giving up.
That's a Bill Gates' Steve Jobs' combo?
All I know.
Does I like the half horse, half man?
Yes.
Like a unicorn of technology. I don't know.
It's actually Tim Cook.
Woo!
Wow!
I almost said Sam, but I'm glad I just had to say the last thing.
Sam Cook, the singer.
Good songs that guy has.
Okay, okay, okay.
Super talented.
Let's do this one.
Easy trivia, guys.
Easy trivia.
Who wrote Julius Caesar, Hamlet, and Macbeth?
Oh.
I'm in.
Same last name rule on this one?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
I'm in for the win.
That was easy.
You too.
I'm in.
Amy?
Shakespeare?
Lunchbox?
Shakespeare.
Eddie?
Shakespeare.
Oh, Billy Shakespeare.
Yeah.
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.
Oh.
And what else had a bunch of...
What's the second line of that?
LFO Summer Girls.
Yeah, what's the next line?
Eddie, we're working.
His kids on the block had a bunch of hits.
Okay.
Who is the current speaker of the house?
Easy trivia.
Speaker of the house.
Huh.
Shoot, did he retire?
I don't even know what that does.
I really stopped following politics a few months ago.
I stopped about three years ago.
Yeah, but we should know.
Speaker of the House.
But I mean.
Come off.
All right.
Go ahead.
I'm in for the win.
Amy?
I feel like he, you know, went on vacation or he's done or something.
But I have Paul Ryan.
Lunchbox?
Yeah, I thought he retired.
I put Janet Reno.
Wow.
Man, that's going back to the 90s.
Wow.
Oh, you old?
Yeah, dude.
She's retired and stuff.
I know it's a woman.
John Quincy Adams.
Eddie?
I have Bill Corrin.
He's on the Senate.
He's on the Speaker.
Stop it.
The House.
Bill Clinton and Corrin.
Dude, I just throwing names out.
I mean, can I get points from being the closest?
The answer is Paul Ryan.
Yeah.
So he didn't go on my vacation.
He's stepping down.
Thank you.
he announced he said me now that it hasn't,
the switch hasn't happened yet.
So when does he leave?
I met Paul Ryan.
Like I hung out with him?
Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, fan of the show.
Really?
That was so crazy.
I forgot.
I'm sorry, Paul.
Went to his office.
His staff was supernatts.
Took me in his office and everything.
So far, I'm not dumb.
Yes.
Yeah, you're the smartest out of all of us.
Yeah, you know.
I haven't missed any.
You're the smartest of the dumbdoms.
Congratulations, June to the speaker of the house.
What U.S.
State has the highest population?
39 million.
Whoa.
What U.
What U.
state. This could be tricky. Nah, I got it. How many
million? Thirty-nine million. What state has the highest population?
I'm in. I'm in for the wind. Gosh. That was easy.
Oh, gosh. You got to think of the people that live there. I know, but I mean...
No way, really? You got this. I feel like it's a trick question. Go ahead.
Is everybody... Okay. I have my answer. Go ahead. But I was like, is everybody
condensed in New York or California? California.
Lunchbox.
The Sunshine State, California.
Eddie?
California.
Eddie's like, Calizonia.
Yeah, mixed two.
Combined.
Come on.
The answer is California.
Yeah.
Yes.
Last question.
By the way, Amy, you haven't missed one.
Thank you.
You're perfect.
Hey, what's the most spoken language in the world?
Last question.
Oh, that's easy.
Yeah, I'm in.
What's the most spoken language in the world?
Don't act like a smart guy over there.
I'm in.
For the win.
Easy trip.
The word. Most spoken language in the world.
Yeah, I guess.
Let's go over to Eddie first. Eddie?
That language is Spanish.
Much gracias.
Lunchbox.
Spanish.
Really?
Yeah, because you got Spain and you got Mexico.
D.
Duh.
You got Spain and Mexico.
South America.
And South America.
All of them.
Okay.
Argentina.
Okay.
I don't know.
Okay.
Amy.
Dumb.
I've hit English.
No, no.
You're all wrong.
It's Chinese.
Oh, duh.
One point one billion speakers.
Oh, you.
You guys are so good.
Yeah, I wasn't thinking.
But I bet all those Chinese people speak English.
And Spanish.
It doesn't matter.
Our winner is Amy.
There she is.
Thank you.
There she is.
There she is.
Drinking her little magical a coat.
What does that drink over there?
My macho latte.
Macha.
That's Spanish.
What's in a macha latte?
Macha.
What's Macha?
A green tea pout.
That's a female macho man.
It's a Japanese green tea powder.
Oh.
With Califia Farms, unsweetened vanilla almond milk.
Okay.
Oh, my goodness.
And that's it.
There she is.
I'm a blender for 10 seconds.
Lunchbox calling a hotel, saying he's a social media influencer and he wants a free hotel room because he's going to give him a Instagram.
Shout out.
Yeah.
Okay.
Listen, I am a celebrity that travels the world.
I am worldwide famous 200,000 followers on Instagram.
So I'm trying to barter for a free hotel room.
I'll post a picture on my Instagram.
and that way my listeners will be like, wow, I need to stay there when they come up there.
All right.
We don't have that here, sir.
No, no, no.
You don't have free rooms here.
No, no.
I post a picture on Instagram.
That's what us celebrities and social media influencers do.
No, you'd have to pay for the room, sir.
How many pictures do I have to take for a free room?
I'll put it on Twitter, too, where I have to...
You have a great day, sir.
You have a great day.
All right.
Didn't look too good for them.
Well, a couple things.
One, you have to learn how to say influencer.
Yeah.
And then two, don't say you're listening.
because you're not selling a radio show.
Yeah, I'm not used to that.
But I messed up.
Okay.
All right, but they said no.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Record?
He was recording.
Are you recording this, boys?
Record?
Eat that.
They help you.
Yeah, social media influencer here.
200,000 followers on Instagram.
I go to locations like your golf club,
and I will post pictures of me out there playing,
saying like, oh, come look at this beautiful course.
In exchange, you give me free golf.
Oh, that's probably not going to happen.
Picture me on hole 18, sinking a birdie putt, and they'll be like, wow, we got to go there.
And then that's going to get people to join our golf club?
Absolutely, ma'am.
That's what I do.
I put things on...
Thanks anyway.
I don't buy that.
I don't think they get the concept.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think I'm talking to older people.
They don't get it.
But he explained that if he takes a picture on the 18th hole that people will come.
And seeking a birdie.
Good morning.
I'm happy.
Yes, man.
How are you doing today?
My name is Lunchbox.
I'm going to be in New York in about a month.
And I am just trying to say I'm a social media influencer.
And I post pictures on Instagram.
And so I'm wondering if I can get a free breakfast so my 200,000 followers will come to your establishment.
I cannot do that, sir.
If I can guarantee 200 people would come in your establishment, can I have a free breakfast?
I cannot do this, sir.
Okay.
So when I come, I want the fried chicken and waffles.
and the smoked salmon eggs Benedict.
That is so awesome.
I really appreciate you working with me, man.
Excuse me?
I did not say it was good to go, sir.
All right, thank you.
Okay.
I did not say it was good to go, sir.
Hello?
You Gordon?
Roll on this, boys.
Boy, does seem easy, and people write stories about it.
I know.
They're like, yeah, social media influencers.
Most of them aren't worth anything.
I mean, I see some people that I follow,
and I see them staying at these hotel.
The hotel one, for example.
I see them staying hotels.
People I know, and I see them tag.
And then also, I'm like, are they getting a hook up here that I'm not realizing?
Because then there would be a card, like, sitting on the nightstand, welcoming that person to the hotel.
They probably wrote it themselves.
They're like, cool.
Right.
And then, like, you know, some strawberries.
They're probably doing that himself.
And they, listen.
But they have about 50,000 followers.
Like, I'm close to a million.
And nobody gives me anything from my social media.
Nor do they ask.
That's crazy.
I don't ask.
And I'm not saying I should, but no one even says to me, hey, you're an influencer.
I don't think it's a real thing.
I think people make it up for the most of it's like free press.
That's like free advertising.
Eddie was admiring my forest gump shoes in him.
You know, I have like these red, white, blue Nikes.
They're running ones.
Yeah, they're the same ones that Forrest Gump ran into the movie.
So I bought him up here and brought him to him this morning.
And I was like, hey, man, I got you some shoes.
And now I won't stop doing Forest Gump impression.
Oh, I've just been looking at him being like,
and I ran from one side of the ocean.
And when I got there, I just turned around and ran back.
Is that ever not funny?
Our forest gum impression is ever not funny?
I love them.
There's so many of them.
And everyone quotes them
and everyone knows them
because they all saw the movie.
Is that the most
quoted movie of our lifetime,
Forrest Gump?
Hmm.
Like, think about it first time.
Amy, you think
Forrest Gump's the most
quoted movie of our lifetime?
Probably.
I mean, especially when you do it
with his voice.
I think a big part of it
is one, the movie was five hours.
Yeah, it was really long.
Two, it was a monster movie
and three, it was kind of easy
to do the impression.
Even if you can't do impressions,
everyone kind of do Forrest.
Right.
Because I can't do an impression.
When I got tired, I slept.
When I got hungry, I ate.
And when I had to go, I went.
Nailed it.
So good.
Morgan number two with the Forrest Gump.
Come on, Morgan, the third.
You're 24.
Is that a thing?
Yeah, I mean, people do that all the time.
I love Forrest Gump.
But is that a movie, like, for me, gone with the win.
It was before my time.
Yeah, yeah.
But Forrest Gump, is that before your time?
I don't think so.
I'm not sure when it filmed, but I love it.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Oh, my goodness.
There she is.
Okay, okay.
That's pretty terrible.
I know.
That's good though.
I like that.
That's pretty terribly awesome.
I think that Forrest Gump's the most quoted movie of our lifetime.
Anyone want to throw one in the ring here?
Pretty woman?
No.
No.
The only pretty woman quotes that I know.
Don't put baby in a corner.
That's dirty dancing.
Ah, see?
Right.
What's your pretty woman quote?
Because have you ever even seen it
Where she's like, I'm a hooker
No
Is that?
No.
No.
No.
No.
You know the one where she's shopping
And she goes back into the store
With all the shopping bags
And she goes, big mistake.
Huge.
I have to go shopping now.
So if anyone ever says big mistake huge,
they're referring to pretty woman.
I say it all the time.
I guess I know that quote.
I didn't know that quote.
Or, oh my goodness,
I got a runner in my panty-ho.
I'm not wearing any panty hose.
Oh, boy.
I've heard that one too.
But I think Forrest Gump still is.
Yes.
Anchorman, there's a lot of.
But it wasn't as big because it was a cult comedy.
And Forrest Gump, everybody loved Forrest Gump.
I think Forrest Gump is the greatest movie of our lifetime.
For sure.
Number one.
Yes.
Pound for Pound.
That and Shawshank Redemption.
Oh, that's number two for me.
Would you agree or disagree with that?
Well, the other two I was thinking of were stucing
were stepbrothers or mean girls.
Those are the two that I hear a lot of quotes on.
Step brothers again, I loved it, but I don't think most of America.
I didn't penetrate most of America.
Mean girls, though.
Solid.
Yeah, people quote that one a lot.
Lunchbox anything?
I think Forrest Gump's just because of life is like a box of chocolates.
I don't know a single mean girls tweet or quote, whatever.
I don't even know that movie.
Is that Lindsay Lohan?
Yeah, it's Lindsay Lohan.
Napoleon Dynamite for a search quick times.
God.
Good.
Delicious Bass
Rolling Stone has released the list
of the top 100
greatest songs of the 21st century
Oh wow
So it's 2000
Here are the top five
Songs we know
Oh yeah all of them
Yeah these are all since the year of 2000
Right number five
99 problems
Hit me
JZ 99 problems
I got 99 problems
But a cow ain't won
You know what I mean
That's the old McDonald's
outcaste Hey y'all
When this comes out of jam
It gets in a dance party
It's still nice
And number three
The song that I often encourage people to listen to
When they're freaked out
Seven Nation Army White's right
Paper Plains from MIA
Number two
This song was played everywhere
This is a huge song
I mean this is back when I would go out to the bars
Everywhere
And then number one's
Crazy in Love from Jay Z and Beyonce
I guess Beyonce
Feathingy
But Jay's season, two of the songs.
If I say what's the best song in the past 18 years, Amy?
I know it's super hard, and you know I was going to talk about this.
18 years?
18 years.
18 years?
Well, Gold Digger was pretty good.
Any song.
Like, what comes to your, it doesn't be your final answer.
But what do you think?
Hmm?
Oh, man.
Like, what song speaks to you?
Just now, I mean, lyrics that came into my...
Go ahead.
Y'all don't think I'm so lame.
That's true.
But also, what is it?
I mean, the first thing that came to my head was come a little closer.
Come a little close
Because you love dirks
But then also right after that
You and Tequila make me crazy
Came into my brain
That's a good one
Yeah
Oh both are good
Eddie what do you think
See I was going like
Uptown funk or something
Okay
Because that comes to mind
Of something like
That's not so old
When I think of a song
That I hear the words to
And I go
Oh man
Like that's it
Keith Urban's break on me
Oh yeah
That's good
Come on man
What a great song
What a great show
What a great show
And this just came to my mind because I wanted to play the game too.
Like what, maybe wouldn't be my answer hour from now if I thought about it.
Right.
That's a good one, Bones.
Right?
Yeah.
Like it makes me go, oh.
Remember he's saying this to my wife?
Yeah, you put him in a kind of weird situation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It'll be days.
Your heart don't want to be.
You pray more than you breathe.
You just want to fall.
We were doing a contest who could do the most romantic thing.
And Eddie trapped Keith Urban and made him play the song for the wife.
But who won the contest?
You definitely won the contest.
Yeah.
Come on.
You just need a break.
A break on me.
It's like you're allowed to break down with me.
Like, you're the one.
All your problems.
Like, put them all on me.
How good is that song?
It's awesome.
I'm like a lot of cocoa on you guys.
Start crying.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
John Dobbs went on vacation to McCarthy, Alaska, and he loved it.
He met some people, and he was talking to him.
They said, yeah, we don't even have an ambulance.
Our volunteer emergency team doesn't have an ambulance.
So he goes back to Wisconsin, buys an old ambulance,
fixes it up with his own money, puts it on a ferry, and ships it to the town.
So they have their own ambulance.
All I hear is, I don't even know what the story is about.
It's a great story.
This guy goes to a small town.
They didn't have an ambulance.
Oh, ambulance.
Yes, he goes back to his town.
He gets him an ambulance.
But the fact that Lunchbox chose the story went toward an ambulance,
so he could say ambulance four times.
I am sorry, but I thought it was such a good story.
It needed to be shared.
No, you just wanted to say ambulance for.
Ambulance.
Ambulance.
I mean, he fixed up an ambulance with his own money.
Who taught you how to say that word?
I have no idea.
I just can't say it.
Yes, you can.
Ambulance.
Ambulance.
Ambulance.
Okay, stop it.
You ever see that episode of Friends where Joey's trying to learn French?
And she's like, see Bu, Play, and he's like, blah, blah, blah.
That's what it is in lunchbox.
Ambulance.
Okay, okay.
That's how I say.
It's a great story.
I love this story.
I always love a good Amblance story, right guys?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Bobby Bonds show.
Folks, it's your buddy and my...
Mr. Bobby Bones.
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Transmitting across America.
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Turn it up.
Yeah, morning, morning, morning.
So if you listen to music during a workout, it will help you exercise longer.
And so if you listen to high-energy upbeat music, it helps you last longer during cardiac stress tests, which is basically running.
And man, do I hate running.
I hate every bit of it.
Yeah.
And so what happens is play the upbeat music, it keeps you running longer, even if you don't know it.
Totally.
Even if you don't think it does, it does.
I have my three workout songs because I just pulled them.
So here are the three.
I've put on mine.
And they're not super upbeat, but I have...
Everything's gonna be...
I like this one, David Lee Murphy.
This is interesting just feel good.
Yeah.
And nobody's kind of worry about nothing.
Don't go hitting that damn.
This makes me feel like I'm in a movie.
It's like, oh, look at the world.
I don't know.
There's something about this song that just makes me feel good.
So David Lee Murphy...
All right.
And then I have an old Thomas Rett song that I played called I Feel Good.
Lunch Money Lewis is in this one
From the last record
That's a good one, huh?
It's a good one, huh?
It wasn't a single.
It's called I Feel Good from Thomas Wright.
Excuse me, can someone bring the beat back?
Good.
And then finally the song from NERD called Lemon.
I get it how I live it.
Yeah.
I live it how I get it.
This song's a jam.
Yeah.
I'm pulling with a lemon.
Not because she ain't living.
Yeah.
No joke.
My daughter dancing to this song is legit.
Yeah?
Yes.
Like, this song brings out all the moves in her.
Yeah.
But she ran in.
You know who's singing this, right?
Yeah.
Rihanna.
Yeah.
It's an NERD song called Lemon.
It's awesome.
I don't know this is Farrell.
NERD?
You think that's not about, I think NERD fans do.
I don't know.
Just checking.
Yeah.
When he came in, I think he was even weirded out that I was a big NERD fan.
What are you laughing at, Eddie?
Somebody, somebody tweeted.
You, Amy, and Morgan number two with a concern that they had about Marin Morris in her song, Rich.
Yeah.
She says a cuss word in it, and she says that her 13-year-old has enough to be tempted with.
So why is she doing this?
And you're laughing because...
Because you responded, what would you like me to do about this?
What would she like you to do about this?
I don't know.
People think I run all-acutry music.
I have nothing to do with anything.
I come in, I do my little show.
We hang out in this room.
We talk about our lives and music.
Should I call Marin up and be like...
Yeah, yeah, I was thinking that.
You know, it's just a word.
I don't curse.
I don't know the last time I've cursed, years even.
I don't have a problem morally with curse words.
I choose not to curse.
But in the end, it's just a sound.
And any sound can have anything attached to it.
If you went, blah!
It's a bad word.
That could be if we assigned a bad thought to it.
Don't assign bad thoughts to sounds.
You know, and so what, her art has a curse word in it.
That's her art.
I don't know.
Yeah, she tweeted me.
I was like, what do you mean to do about it?
Nothing.
I'm not doing anything about it.
People need to stop asking me to do things.
I'm done.
I'm just trying to live my life and help people.
I'm not trying to be the curse for her police.
Okay.
Well, she also tweeted Amy.
So, Amy, what are you going to do about it?
Yeah, what are you going to do about it?
Oh, I replied to her that she should or could always download the radio edit,
which would eliminate any of this.
That's true.
Because she's the one that downloaded the song.
That's true.
So if you listen to the radio edit, you're good.
Well,
There's that.
I guess I'm supposed to fix everything broken around here.
Like, she, there's far worse things than songs.
She's just not catching on to.
Oh, yeah.
These songs are just littered with drinking and drugs.
She cares about the S word?
Like getting high.
Yeah.
That stuff.
So I don't curse, but I don't mind if people curse around me.
I have no issue with it at all.
I don't drink.
I don't mind when people drink around me.
I've never had a drink of alcohol.
But people, they won't drink.
If I meet someone new, I don't even tell them I don't.
drink because when I do they go oh sorry about that it's having a little yeah yeah I had a little
vodka in this I'm sorry about that I'm taking it out it's not vodka it's just water so it's weird
so I don't tell people so I fake drinking I will get a drink and get the little glass then put a
lime on it and you put a tiny straw in it so they think I'm having a little something
nothing moral you're going to have anything moral for me don't throw rocks from glass houses
is what I say because as soon as you start judging somebody don't let them turn that mirror on you
as soon as you start judging somebody,
why don't we judge you?
Oh, so if it's a moral decision, it's judgy?
I don't know.
I'm just asking for time.
I'm not judging anyone's morals
because if you're going to judge somebody,
you need to be perfect.
And doesn't the good book say,
judge not yet you be judged?
Yeah.
I think word for word.
So that's my only point is that
I choose not to judge
because I don't need anybody judging me
because I am faulted like crazy.
Yeah.
And by the way,
Marin, clean up your mouth.
There we go. You did something about it.
I don't care. I really don't. I actually like that bad word in that song.
What is? I don't even know it. It's the S word.
Oh, okay. Okay. I literally only know the radio edit. I don't even know where it is.
Bobby bones.
I'm always curious to know the conversations Amy have with your kids.
And you guys got in the old debate of pancakes versus waffles?
Yeah. How'd that go?
They went pancakes and I couldn't believe it because they've had both pancakes and waffles.
And I just thought everybody chooses waffles over pancakes.
Okay, around the room, you go?
Waffle.
I go hardcore waffle.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, you know it?
No, Flapjack.
Yeah, pancakes all the way.
Wow.
Lunchbox?
Waffles.
Yeah.
It's a no-brainer.
Morgan, you're 24.
What do you think about that?
I go waffle.
Wow.
That's what's a 80% waffle.
It's the older generation.
Thicker.
Yeah, like the holes, the syrup gets caught in the butter in the, and then you take a bite.
Pancake, it just rolls off.
Yeah.
Mike D.
Mike D., quiet Mike.
Punk rock Mike.
I go pancakes.
There we go, Mike D.
what I'm talking about.
Raymondo?
I'm going to waffle a little bit, but I'm going to say waffles.
Okay, oh, boy.
Okay, so we're a waffle group for the most part.
That's funny, Ray.
Yeah, okay, waffle for the win.
And they, but they like...
They chose peen cakes.
I was like, okay, clearly we need to get you another waffle because you're confused.
How are they doing?
They're doing good.
Yeah?
Yeah, they're great.
They got their shots, I told you the other day.
They're still wobbling around complaining about that.
Do they ever ask about the orphanage and, like, hey, do we ever go back?
The longer they're away from the orphanage,
the more it really isn't a thing.
No, we still talk about the orphanage.
Do they miss their friends?
Yeah.
Do they talk about friends specifically?
Yeah, yeah.
But it's, it's, it isn't as much,
but we still talk about it
because we will take them back.
And I don't want them to forget about it.
And I don't want them to forget their friends.
So, I mean, just one of those things
that's going to be a part of their life.
I'm not trying to take that away from them.
Yeah, yeah, no, I get it.
I just wonder.
Yeah.
I know, yeah.
Well, you think you'll take them back in 2019 to the orphanage?
We know we at least want to wait a year, so that would fall in line with the timeline,
but it just really depends if they're ready.
Emotionally, they can handle it, what it's going to be like.
I just don't want to confuse them.
I haven't seen them in a couple weeks.
You guys been bouncing back and forth.
Yeah, well, you should.
What?
Yeah, we should look at the old calendar.
Let me take a look at the calendar here.
The Bobby Bones Show.
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