The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Early Bird) Amy vs. Lunchbox + Bobby's New Show Idea + Mailbag: Parenting Discipline Advice

Episode Date: October 20, 2022

We play Amy vs. Lunchbox, where they both get three questions they have to answer and whoever loses has to eat something very disgusting! Plus, what is the new show idea Bobby wants to start doing on the show...Mailbag: a listener is having trouble with their daughter who has been getting in trouble at school and when she got detention she ended up loving it. We try to give our best suggestions on what they should do next.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All right. A couple of voicemails here. All right, here's the first one. I didn't realize until today that the show. The show worked so well because Lunchbox is Bobby's bad side. Eddie is his good side and Amy is his feminine side. So it all worked. Weird.

You know what? She has a point. She really does. Although I'm pretty feminine anyway. Yeah, I was like, I don't think you really have a bad side. But that does make, like, Lunchbox is the devil on my shoulder. Yeah, on one side of your shoulder. Eddie's the angel on my other shoulder.

Yeah. And Amy is my hoo-hoo. Down there. Okay. I don't like that. Here is a voicemail from Cindy in Maryland. I have a morning corny after dark for Halloween. Why don't witches have babies?

Their husbands have Halloweenies. Get it, Halloween. Happy Halloween. That's funny. It didn't have to be after dark. That was pretty safe. Still peeping. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

Up first. Tees the dad at four. Producer Eddie, everybody. guys my favorite Christmas movie is coming out with a sequel so you know a Christmas story that's the one with the little kid with the glasses and he's like his name's Ralphie he wants a BB gun for Christmas I'll shoot your eye out. Oh the Red Rider BB gun I've never seen it but I see like a loop on 24 hours. That's crazy. I don't know how you I mean it's on a loop for 24 hours around

Christmas and the fact that you've never sat down to watch it is a Can I tell you something? I don't watch Christmas movies Christmas was not fun for me as a kid and then when I got to be an adult I want to watch it I'm not watching an old one I'll watch the new stuff Well, this just took a turn. I'm just saying, you're judging me. I didn't watch Happy Christmas movies because Christmas wasn't happy for me for the most part. But I do know because they would show it on TBS for 24 hours. Yes, they do every year.

The leg lamp? I mean, come on. Your tongue getting stuck to the pole. That's the tongue. I've seen that scene flipping through. Okay. Yeah. This is really sad.

But okay. So anyway, there's a sequel coming out on November 17th on HBO Max. Ralphie is now old. It's all the original cast. Is it him? Yeah. It's all the original cast except I think the mom and the original dad. He's no longer with us, so he's not in it.

Yeah. But in the show, Ralphie's older. He has two kids. He brings them back to the old house so they can experience Christmas the way he did back then. You're excited about it? Oh, my gosh. This is so cool. The trailer's out.

And it just shows the house. Just shows the house with all the lines of like, Oh, shoot your eye out. Oh, my gosh. I cannot wait for this. November 17. His name is Peter Billingsley. He's 51 years old.

Yeah. Looks pretty good. His whole life, though, he's been Ralphie. He's only 51? Mm-hmm. Wow. Well, the movie only, I think, came out in the 80s, but it's... 83. It looks like it's from the 50s.

Oh. That's what it is. I thought it was way older. Got it. That makes sense. Amy's Christmas movie. Well, I mean, she says a partner in Christmas movie. Right, right, right. I don't hear that passion from you when talking about that. What's it called, Eddie? Amy's movie?

A very merry... No, it's also on HBO Max, and it's part of a bundle. This is their first time putting out Christmas movies. And, yeah, Christmas story is one of them, and so is Holiday Harmony. Which is the one that I'm going to be in, which comes out on Thanksgiving Day, November 24th. And I'm very excited about it. And I do have a big scene in the bathroom. And you're sure it hasn't been cut?

Yeah, 100%. I'm telling you. It's pivotal. Are you using the bathroom? Oh, man. What if that was it? And Amy's on the toilet. They had all the sound effects.

Huh? I am not using the bathroom. That would be crazy. That's her scene. And she's embarrassed to tell us. I know, but my kids think it's hilarious that my scene. is in the bathroom, but they don't even know yet what I'm doing. All right. Up next, the captain of cringe.

Not only, but sometimes he just do cringy stuff, but he'll go and sit in a situation that makes you feel totally cringy. He does not feel awkward at all. Here he is. Lunchbox, everybody. Earlier this week, we had a mailbag where someone emailed in saying they're going to Thanksgiving with their family. They don't have a girlfriend. Mom always bugs him.

So he's thinking about hiring a chick to be his girlfriend. And he was wanting to know if that makes him a loser. Well, in my eyes, it made him a loser. And so I wanted to see what people in public, so I went out on the streets and talked to people to see if they think he's a loser. All right, here we go. Does that make him a loser? Yes, loser. Like real bad?

Yes. Like, what do you think about that? No, that's not the way to do it. What would you tell him? I wouldn't pay for nobody. Like on a scale, one to ten, how big of a loser? He might as well go on a blind date. And if you, like, if that was your son, you found out he hired someone and, like...

I would kill him. Okay. So you think the better option is to what? That's blind date. Or be honest, maybe. Or be honest. She'd kill him. Yeah, that escalated.

Also, why is she talking so quiet? Where is he? They seem like they're really close to each other. Oh, yeah, yeah. We're in the line at the grocery store. You're, wait for you. It's so crunchy. I think it's a hell of a good on-running joke internally anyway.

Yes. I mean, I don't think it's a bad thing. I don't know morally what everybody else thinks. I could care less. I'm one of those. Right, but you think it's a creative way. Yeah. Absolutely. I love it.

Yeah. So you say he should do it? I think so, yeah. And does it make him a loser? No. Variety is the spice of life, baby. If everybody does conform and all the same thing, life would be pretty damn boring. I agree with you. I agree with you. I think you should.

I feel like this guy's maybe hired a girlfriend her to himself. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know, the whole story too was the mom just is all over. Why don't you have a girlfriend? It was like just to stop her, the mom from asking that. But you 50-50? 50-50.

50, man. All right, up next. That's right. She'll be all over your Christmas screens from the commode. Here she is. Amy, everybody. Okay. So, my daughter started taking power tumbling, and, you know, it's just something she wants to try out.

So she goes once a week, and I had to use the restroom while I was there, and I noticed something on the girls' bathroom door. There's this nice sign that said, for the safety of our students, no cell phones with cameras are allowed in the bathrooms. And I was walking in my app. and I'm like, oh. So you can't even go in with it? Well, I mean, I did. You got to sit on toilet? What are you supposed to look at?

No, well, no. I mean, I was just going in to, you know, use the bathroom real quick. But I just thought it was sad to me that they had to put that on the bathroom door. I assume it was on the men's bathroom door too. But it's just crazy. What in your mind has happened for that sign to go out? In my mind, something terrible must have happened at some point where girls were in there using the bathroom or changing. And like there was maybe someone in there with the phone or recorded.

or something. I don't know. I just thought it was odd. I've never seen that on a bathroom door before at any of my kids' stuff. And to me, it was just disturbing. I mean, I'm glad, not that they have it up. It's just sad they had to even put it up. I guess I didn't go that dark that fast. Well, what do you think it's about? The kids just are stupid in the bathroom. A bunch of kids together. They're just stupid recording each other. I feel like, hey, my daughter, they're feeling, I don't know. I guess I didn't go that dark. Okay. It's weird. Our brains. I mean, yeah, man. I mean, yeah, Maybe I messed up. I don't know.

Ray Mundo, hit me. From Mount Pine, Arkansas, he has an obsession with shoes, and he's always up to date on the news. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I'm trying to eliminate, and I do this every few months or so, to crutch words that I say all the time, because I do lay on one.

And any time I'm trying to transition, I don't know what to say. And so here's what I'm going to do. I'm not like to tell you the word quite yet. But I say one word a lot, because I hear it anytime I hear me talk. Every time I say it, I'll put a dollar in the jar. And at the end of a show, somebody can tabulate how many times I said it.

And I'll put it in the jar. And at the end of the year, we'll just draw on somebody can have the money. Wow. I love this. I'm all for this. But now that this is a game, you're probably going to stay at less. I hope that's the goal. Yeah, that's the point.

Yeah, that's why I'm doing it. He doesn't want to give us a lot of money. I don't want to stop saying it. But I say it's so much that it's going to be hard for me to do. What word is that? I know there's one you, you work. saying a lot, but now I don't hear it anymore. But I wonder if it's 69?

The. It's 69. No, it's not. What about fantastic? The. It's all right. All right. So anytime I hear the word all right, just make a little note.

Ray, you can be the judge, whatever. Mark it down. And we'll do at the end of a show, end of a week, whatever. We'll see how many times I said it. And I put that many dollars into the jar. It's $100 each time? It is $1 each time. What if it's actually fitting and called for?

Yeah, like you've been. you're doing a Matthew McConaughey impression. All right, all right, all right. Okay, that's acceptable. That would be three. Or if I say, what's the opposite of all wrong? All right. Right, but very few times is that acceptable.

Okay? So $1 and we'll draw for it. We could draw at the end of November and at the end of December if you want. Although we'll be gone by the time December happens. So it's up to you guys how you want to do it. Okay. That's what we're doing until the end of the year. Here's what we'll do.

Make it easy. The second week of December, we'll draw and you get the money. It's just a little over two months. Okay, how you feeling about that? Pretty good, buddy. You feel all right? I feel pretty good. Dang it.

I thought he's going to say alright. Me too, I was waiting for it. But all right would be fitting there. It would, but it's still a word you can't use. On with the show, I say. All right. I start talking British now. Yeah, what?

Doing everything possible not to cost me a dollar. It's time for the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Good morning studio. I've been struggling lately with how to teach and or lead my daughter to make better decisions. She's been extremely argumentative and throwing tons of tantrums. Almost every week we receive a note from her teacher that she's been struggling with her behavior in class.

Most recently, her and a fellow classmate got into a disagreement with each other. They decided together it was best to solve this disagreement by getting a group of friends together and start shoving each other outside of the camera's view at school. The school assigned lunch attention and I requested that they give her extra attention is. kicker is, she ended up loving the detention. My husband and I are baffled at what to do next. We have talked with her extensively as well as with other family members. We've taken electronics away.

We put her in time out. We've canceled fun trips and events. Nothing has helped. We are literally clueless as to what we should do next. Could you provide a few ideas as what we should try? Also ask the others as well. Thank you in advance for any advice slash ideas. Signed a mom in need of tequila.

All right. You have four kids, Eddie. so I go to you first. What should she do? I feel her pain. It's tough. But there is an app that I got called Class Dojo. And it's a point system. So every time she does something that she's supposed to do, like, hey, I need you to do this.

Like, don't get in trouble this week. You get a point. Blah, blah, whatever, whatever, whatever you want to do, you give her or he a reward, whatever it is. It's worked great for my family. Just because, I don't know if it's because they're little boys. Do you take away, though, if they do bad? Yes.

It's a whole point system and the app takes care of all that stuff. Yes, I think that's good. You can start there. I love a game too. You make a game out of it. All that stuff is really good and I think it'll help. What's it called? Class dojo.

Class dojo. It's so like a place you go do karate? Maybe, but I don't know what it's called dojo. But they're called dojo points. So whenever they do something good, I'm like, oh, dojo point. Got it. I like that. Amy?

The first thing I would say is look up Dr. Becky Kennedy and she can speak directly to this, especially with teens. And really what I've learned from her, because consequences don't work in my home either, is that there's something bigger happening underneath, and it's about what they're feeling and trying to connect with them in that way, which may seem daunting in the beginning. But there's certain scripts that she'll give you. Like scripts you can use and you can keep them in your back pocket and you say them verbatim, and it's crazy to watch it start to work.

Like, hey, I feel like there might be some really big feelings happening right now. And then walk away. Let them think about it. They may not want to talk to you in that moment, but then they know that you're willing to hear them out and you want to know what's really going on. I thought about this. I don't have kids, but I got two things. One, you stick your kid in the bathroom and you make them listen to Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson. That's great.

Or looking in the mirror over and over again. That's my original. And then two, you make them eat bologna sandwiches all day until they fix it. Well, see, I thought about the bologna sandwich. Like, seriously. Those are two of Eddie's parenting techniques. If she's getting in trouble, then you start bringing up jail. You start being like, do you want to live in jail?

Do you want to be in jail for the rest of your life? Because this is what they eat, baloney sandwiches. They don't get to do this. Do you take her, though? To jail? Scared straight. That's not a bad idea. To visit the jail?

Leave her for the night? I don't know. Oh, you like detention? You like detention? How about this detention? Yeah. Jail itself, boom, shut. For life.

Oh, my God. Okay, class Dojo and Aunt Becky from full house. No, Dr. Becky. Got it. Yeah. So check those out. All right, thank you. I have nothing to say on this because I don't, I don't know.

I can't even get myself to act right, much less a kid. Hang in there. It does get better, hopefully. To me or does that? No, I'm telling her. Like, you know, sometimes you're in a season with your kids where you're like, oh my gosh. It will get better. And then like a year or later, you're like, wow, okay, we survived.

If you want to email us about anything, we have some sort of advice for you. Morgan, what's that email address? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. All, close it up. We've got your email and we've been it on your air. Now it's about to close Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. This is a segment I just invented called.

I felt that. Well, I'll tell you a story, and then I go, ah, I felt that. Here's your story from Syracuse.com. Syracuse man was charged with arson after police said he had to set his shower curtain on fire in his apartment to try to get visitors to leave. What? I felt that. Really? Yeah.

At 12.21 a.m., Daniel Hart, 39, wanted the people inside of his apartment to leave. And they wouldn't leave. They were just hanging out. So I went to his bathroom. He lit the shower curtain on fire with a lighter. The curtain fell onto the floor where it burned until police officers arrived and stomped on it. Hart was charged with second-degree arson, a felony.

He is being held... I can't believe he's in jail. I do believe he's in jail. But, like, I felt that. Like, sometimes people just hang out. I'm funny. And you're like... All right.

You get three yawns in a row? And no one's getting in the head. And no one's moving. So you have to set your house on fire? I felt that. It's drastic. I felt that. There are times that my wife will have a talk with me afterward and she goes, you just left and went to bed. I was like, yeah, it's time for me to go to bed. She goes, company was still here. I yawn three times. I gave him the sign. And so I just went to bed. You just made me yawn. Yeah. Like what's your yawning? Like our close friends know. Like if Mike and his

wife come over, they know. And we're playing cards. Mike and I are the same. We work out a plan under the table to be we gotta work. And so we're gonna be like, all right, look, you act like your wrist hurts because after you slap the king down, and then be like, oh, I'll do three yawns,

and then we'll get out of here. But most times people, because they have different schedules than I do, I do. They have that thing that people keep tagging me on where it's like a banner that hangs,

like a happy birthday banner, but it says please leave by nine. Oh, yeah, yeah. Excellent. Well, anyway, to you, Daniel Hart 39, I felt that. And that's our first ever segment of,

I felt that. What do you think about that? Not bad. Workshoping that. Come on. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good.

Last year, Tampa Bay Lightning hockey player, Steven Stamcoast was doing a press conference, and he got interrupted by his three-year-old son over and over, saying, Dad, Dad, I want to ride the Sammonie. You know what that is, right? That's that big thing. I drove one in Colorado on Breaking Bobby Bones. That's right. When I went in and played with the Paralympic hockey team, yeah.

Yeah, it's that big. Huge, like flattens the ice or something. Yeah, it's supposed to smooth it out. Yeah, well, no idea what I was doing. Yes. Well, he kept interrupting his dad during the press conference. And then the lightning heard it and said, all right, you know what? Let's make his dreams come true.

So they let him ride the Zamboni. He was three years old. And since then, the team created a little kid Zamboni that for all the kids, if they want to be a kid Zamboni for the Tampa Bay Lightning, they can buy these little Zambonies. And they're for sale now at the team website. Oh, they built a smaller one. They also have a kid's seat on the Zamboni that they use.

On the big Zamboni. Yes, yes. The toys, they just make them. The toys make them and Carter's pictures on the actual Zamboni. Oh, cute. Did he, like, license this picture? Is he making any cash on this? I don't think Carter's making any cash.

I think Carter's agent needs to negotiate with lightning for... I think his dad, Stephen, makes a good penny playing hockey. Yeah, that's pretty cool. I didn't know what that thing did. I'd always see it roll on the ice. I also grew up in Arkansas. We didn't have hockey in Arkansas. We had a couple minor league teams, but even then I think that was on grass.

I don't know. I don't know what those things did. We never had hockey. And like the kid, I would ask our producer, can I ride the Zamboni? while he was doing a press conference. Yeah, they were like shooting something, and be in a meeting, but hey, hey, hey, Kirk.

Can I write the Zamboni? Okay, fine. So that I got on it and then the team in Denver, they made many Zambonis on my face on it. Okay, that's not true. That part's not. Great story. That is what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. If you're listening live, you may be eating some cereal while you're listening to the show. Maybe happens to breakfast. You guys feel like breakfast? Yeah, I love breakfast. Love breakfast, right? The loser of this game has to have a little cereal.

Well, it's Cheetos and milk. Oh. That's good. Cheetos are disgusting. Cheetos and milk. So we're going to play Amy versus Lunchbox. The loser eats Cheetos and Milk. Amy gets three questions.

The lunchbox probably know the answer to. Lunch gets three questions, Amy. Probably know the answer to. We'll see how you guys score. Let's play Amy versus Lunchbox. With Cheetos cereal on the line. That's so gross. Okay, Amy, your first question.

What major sporting event will take place in cutter this year? Cutter what? Cutter. Cutter, Qatar. It depends on who's saying it. What major sporting event will take place? I feel like it's got to be probably like soccer. What major sporting event will take place this year?

The event? Okay, the World Cup? I don't know. I don't know. That's my guess. You're just saying a lot of things? Yeah, World Cup. World Cup.

That's correct. Okay. Oh, gosh. Claw, club, and mallet are types of what tool? A claw, a club, and a mallet. A bangy-thangy. A claw, a club. A bangy-thangy thing.

Interesting. Funny name for a band, though. Hey, guys, what the bangy-thangies? Like I'm thinking, a mallet. What is a... I think I'm... Isn't that... A claw, a club, and a mallet are types of what tool?

Like a hammer or downer. Hammer. Hammer. Your answer is? Yeah, a hammer. Correct. I knew it was a thing you banged with. I'm already starting to taste Cheetos and milk in my mouth.

Amy. Yeah. Hobbs and Shaw. Yeah. Was a spinoff from what big movie franchise? Hobbs and Shaw. A movie. It was a spinoff from what big movie franchise?

Hmm. I don't know. Rugrats. I don't... It's an interesting guess. I mean... It's incorrect. Okay.

Lunchbox Hobbs and Shaw. I've never even heard of Hobbs and Shaw. So we'll go with bad boys. The answer is to Fast and the Furious. Dang it! I love Fast and the Furious. You got to think it's a lunchbox question, so Rugrats, probably not...

No, no. I thought that adult man liked Rugrats. That popped in my head, too. You're thinking of my little pony. And that's only lunchbox. Okay, lunchbox, are you ready? Three questions. You have to get at least two.

I have to get two and she can't steal one or else I'm, she don't mouth. You have to get two to survive. Are you ready? I'm ready. Question number one. What is the name of Rupal's reality competition show? What is the name of Rupal's? I've seen this.

Reality competition show. Rupal Drag Queen. Incorrect. Amy? Dang it. America's next designer? Incorrect. You're still in it.

It's RuPaul's Drag Race. Drag Race! Oh, so close. Told you. Come on. Gotta be better than that. Lunchbox. What animal is the logo for the brand,

Vineyard Vines? What? A whale. Correct. Whoa. Oh, yes, yes. I don't know what that is. I just a bunch of words string together as far as I know.

I don't know, any of it. Is it wine? No, it's clothing. It's a shirt. With a whale on it. Yeah. I can't believe he got that. I think I've walked by it somewhere.

I have no idea. Is that a, is it like a store? It's a preppy kid from the south type stuff right there. Lunchbox, is your final question. You need this to tie to go to set up. Yeah, let's go! Before becoming the princess of whales last month, Princess Kate was the Duchess of Blank.

Sussex. Incorrect. No idea. You were hard, quick, it went instinctual, and he was wrong. I don't even know what that is. Do I need to steal it? Can it if you want. Is it Cambridge?

It is. I don't even know what that is. Amy is our winner. Who is Kate? Cheeto mouth. Yeah. He's Cheeto mouth. He's Cheeto mouth.

He's going to take a couple bites of Cheeto cereal. Save that. We'll send it to them. Open up. This new cereal. Oh, puffs. Oh, it's Cheeto pops. So you need two big bites.

And what is that? Goat milk? Why is it in a jar like that? Did you milk the cow? It's a chest or cheetah milk. It's delivered for the milk, man? It is in a jar. That is so gross.

That is so discreux. All right, let's, um, lunchbox has got the bowl in front of him. That, I mean, I don't know how you guys do your cereal, but I always have to dip every piece under the milk before you can eat it. I mean, it doesn't, it doesn't look bad. It looks fun. In this case, you don't. If it was orange flavored. Oh, this is going to be so.

But it's not. There he goes. Number one, it's a full puff and milk. He's slurping. He's put in his mouth. I'm not good. I'm not good. It's soggy.

And it's just, like the cheese and the milk. It's a back combo. But it's the same thing. Cheese and milk. Yeah, but it, what? It doesn't taste like mac and cheese or anything? No, it doesn't taste like mac and cheese. Did you know that cheese comes from Macau?

Yeah, I knew that, but. Last bite. Oh, gosh. Here we go, another puff. Oh, so gross. I'm so gross. I'm nice. Yeah.

How much do you eat the whole bowl? Oh, my gosh, yes, believe. How much do you eat the whole bowl? Like a real number. If you throw me a number, you only get one shot at saying a number. Oh, man. 65 bucks it's worth it once I feel like if I went a hundred you wouldn't do it 65's a little too rich for my blood oh come on yeah only doing one number 50 I'd

probably got 50 dang it I know 50 you got 50 by I only say one number I can only do one number no I said one number now you say one number precedent that's it you agree with $15 more and why six I think five odd numbers I know but he yeah lunchbox you're the loser am you're the winner and I should Until next week, friends, that's another round of Amy versus Lunchbox. I've never heard of booing someone's house. Do you go outside and go boo? Yeah, neither had I until I got booed.

Have you ever heard of that, guys? No, no. Okay, guess what it is before she tells you? Because I didn't know and she told me and I was like, I never even heard that was a thing. Lunchbox. I mean, your guess about standing outside and booing was my initial thought that's funny. Initial thought that's funny. Halloween, you suck, boo!

Yeah, that's great. Then I thought you put a bunch of guns. ghost in their front yard. That's booing. Sort of like for sale signing someone's house. You take a bunch of four sale signs. You go stealing from people's houses that are for sale and then you just find some random house and stick them all in their yard.

Hilarious. That's a funny prank. Eddie? Yeah, same. I think it's like decorating for Halloween, but without their consent, just decorate. Wouldn't it be funny to do that not at Halloween, though? Oh, that would be funny. Yeah.

So we're totally off because it's not a negative thing. Right. And it is a thing. I had to look it up. And sure enough, it's online. and neighbors do it to each other, but it's anonymous. You don't know who booed you,

and what it is is you get this package on your porch full of Halloween-type goodies and then this cute little note that says, you've been booed. Now it's your turn to boo another neighbor. Sounds like to pass it online at Starbucks, and I'm like, I don't want to. I thought, am I awful neighbor if I don't continue the booing?

Like, do I break the streak and then other neighbors miss out? But I would have to put together this whole little cute basket. You don't want to be the person to don't boo I know, right? Because you'll be known because in your neighborhood where did the booing end? Everybody's pretty close.

Her house. Can you re-bo the boo? The great question, is it illegal to re-boon? Just give them that same basket. Boo it somewhere else? Yes. Boo it on over. Just get a little spray paint

and the basket of different color. Eat one of the things. Put in one thing new like a candle and there you go. There you go. I never heard of booing before. Me neither. It's kind of annoying.

Yeah. It's a lot of pressure on you to keep it going. Yes, the annoying. part, but I also could see how it's a fun thing for your neighborhood. And if you have kids, they can get involved. And then you're supposed to go in the dark and you sneak over to your neighbors. That's how it ends. You go in the dark, you put a mask on.

So here's why I think it's kind of annoying is that it says we now want you to keep it going. Right. If somebody just gave you a gift and was like, hey, boo, we scared you with love. This is for you. Happy Halloween. That would be fun and cute. Then I wouldn't feel the pressure of being like, now I've got to go boo somebody else. But it's the whole, now you got to keep it going.

where I'll be like, dang it. Yeah, but I hadn't thought of your idea of just rebuing the booing the boo. That was my idea. Classic Eddie. You know, march it on over to somebody else's house. You put it back at the house supposed to give it to you? I think it's anonymous.

What if I reboot the person that can boo me? Hilarious. Oh gosh. So that's Halloween number one. We're getting close to Halloween. It's a 20. Yeah, I can't wait. So number two is to share us.

How old now? 15. Crazy. So she's 15. And I imagine a 15-year-old. to dress a little more adult for Halloween? Yeah, I don't get it. I don't get it.

She wants to be a pirate, but everything she's showing me is sexy pirate. And I'm like, no, nope, no. She's like, well, what if we don't order one? I just recreate my own. So she sent me a bunch of different links to recreate her own outfit, which when you piece it all together,

it's sexy pirate. So I'm like, no, no, no, and no. And then I sent her images. We're texting about it, back and forth. I sent her a picture of a bumblebee and a minion. Oh, my God. You can't do that. You can't do that.

You could. Amy's like, I should her an M&M. Cinderella. Cinderella. That would be awesome. She could, her and her friends.

They could each be a different color. Here's the thing. You got to find some middle ground. I understand you're not wanting her to be a sexy pirate. There's no point. I get it. You don't need to be a pirate with a corset. I don't.

I'm with you, Amy. Okay. Well, hold on everybody. And then her reply to me. I'm representing to Cherie here. To the bumblebee, I'll show you the text was a, she just replied, hard no.

Hilarious. Where did you learn hard to know? tactic that I like right there. Hard note. It's something in the middle. She's 15. She feels like she's 22. And Well, girls these days... And she's 15. You feel like she's 9. And you got to find something in the middle

there. Because she cannot go show up. I'm a gummy bear. You see her eyes. Oh, that'd be cool. I mean, what's wrong with a gummy bear? Nothing. Look how cute that bumblebee is. Exactly. It's a full costume. Okay. I'm sorry.

She actually technically replied, Heck no, I'm sorry, but that's not good. And then my sister chimed in, well, maybe we could add this to it, and that's when she said, hard no. So it looks like I'm going to need to bring you two together. Be the mediary, intermediary, and then figure out a costume.

She can be a pirate, but what if she doesn't show any skin? From her sternum to her... Knees. Above her knees. Ancles. She can still be... I mean, but pirate, I mean, she's like, well, what about tall boots? Because I'm like, no, a pirate doesn't need tall boots. We don't need over the need boots for to be a pirate.

I don't see a problem with the boots. It's covering skin. I don't like the core. What if the, but there's no skin? Yeah, but it's on the outside of it. It just doesn't seem necessary. They didn't wear corsets. But all of them online do.

She Googled showed me. Every pirate costume online has a corset. For whatever reason, whoever dreamt up this female pirate, she wore corsets. I'll tell you who dreamt up the female pirate, some male going, I wish a female would wear this around here. Exactly. I don't know what a corset is, so I'm looking it up. It cintes your waist and accentuates your...

Okay, look, I'm looking at some pirate costumes that she could wear that are also cool. Okay. There are some of these where she doesn't have to be... Well, trust me, I probably showed her those, and she was like, no. I'll text her and be like, how about this one? Amy, let me show you this one. Okay. Well, we just need to make sure we can get it in time.

I feel like this one's a good one, like something like that. Oh, that's awesome. Fearless pirate. Okay. It's adult, but it's not hoochy adult. Right. We don't want that. No.

Because we're 15 and I'm going to meet her where she's at. Correct. Yeah, like we need to dial back the... Boom, I'm hit her right now. Hey, I'm going to say this. Dial it back. This costume is cool for a pirate. Okay, see what she says to you.

I can't wait. Well, I'm not done yet. It's cool for a pirate. I'm trying... You had to let me act like I'm on her team for a second, okay? So let me act like I'm on her team for a second, okay? So let me act like I want. on her team. I'm trying to convince your mom

not to be lame. That's good. I'm a team. I'm on a team with her. Because then she'll be like, yeah, you're on my side. I don't mind doing this because it's cool. But he's really working for you, Amy. Say, I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it.

How did I get roped into this? I just sent that. Thank you, though. Does he really have to pay for the costume? That's awesome. Thanks. This thing's $79. Perfect. Thank you for paying for that. I feel like I've been had, though.

This whole thing is probably set up to me to buy this. Yeah, I think that's what it was. No, it just naturally evolved. A voicemail from Kelly and Kentucky. Just wanted to say I'm sitting here at work, catching up on this week's episode. And I want you all to know that I appreciate what you and your team stand for, all that positivity. I've been an avid listener for years. And anyhow, I'm getting married on 1111 in Hawaii.

It's also my birthday on the 27th. And my fiancé surprised me with tickets to the Bobby Bone Show, your show next Saturday. and I just wanted to say I'm super excited. So shout out to the best fiancé ever. Amber, I love you. That's awesome. It's this Saturday. So we don't get that mixed up.

Because next and this, some people say next is the one coming up. That's right. I say this is the one coming up and then next is the one after this. Yeah. But some people say, I'm just letting everybody know it's a 20,

my show is a 22nd. We would say this. It's this. In two days. That Saturday, yes. Let me say, I don't even want to spoil anything. It's going to be a good show.

You got surprises? I'm just saying it's going to be a good show. That's all I'm going to say. Okay. And, you know, I'm very fortunate. They sell out rather quickly. It's a fifth show in a row that's sold out. And I don't know that I'm going to be doing anymore here, at least not this year in Nashville. But that being said, it's going to be a good one.

We make them all good. It's going to be a good one. It's cool. And it's this. And the day of, they always release like 10 tickets because they're called the Holy S tickets, meaning they need tickets in case Holy Yes, the president calls. or holy S, part of the building burnt down and they got to move those people.

So day of the show, they always release some Holy S tickets. Okay. If you, we can buy them at it? They could be called, oh, crap tickets. Maybe they're called O-S. Not to be whole-oh. I just know there's an S.

I never heard of that either. All right, that's what's up. Thank you very much. And congratulations on your wedding. Hopefully I'll see you on Saturday. The Babo Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So, Bobby, let's say you're at a coffee shop

and you're ordering coffee. Like how do you ask for what you want? You're placing your order. Go ahead. Well, I mean, I guess I don't like coffee, but I would say... Well, tea, whatever. Uh, pardon me, boy. Can I get a coffee from you? Coffee maker.

I don't know. What do you? I don't know what the deal is. Well, there's the coffee shop that has a sliding scale. And if you're polite when you order your coffee, like, or your tea, I'd like a chai latte, please. Then you're going to pay like $2.50. If you're rude when you order it, like, yeah, chai latte, don't look in the

I do-da-da-da-da-da, five bucks. Well, by me saying, pardon me boy and singing it in a nice melody, I think I probably got it for a nickel. Was that Chattanooga Choochoochoo? Pardon me, boy, is that the Chattanooga Choochoochoo- That's right. Where's this place? Well, the owner of the cafe says that he hopes this sliding scale will bring good vibes only to his business and just encourage people to be more polite in general.

I like it. I don't think it's a place you're ever going to go. Me either. It's a coffee shop. I don't really. But I thought, well, what if other businesses is a job? this and then it's just like you create this environment for people to be kind. Well, the move is to say you're doing it and do it, but start the very bottom at what you're

going to charge anyway and say, we could slide you all the way down at 250, but that was the original price. Yeah. And then it's like move it up if they're rude. And so that's how, I mean, that's how you do it. What else? Well, we're always looking for ways to get good sleep, especially you. So I thought I would share with you a toddler's bedtime routine because some adults are saying

this is what we need to do. Just act like we're toddlers and we'll be good. Please, they wear a diaper. love to wear a diaper and not have to get up. Is that it? No. Go ahead. But I mean, you could do it if you want it. First of all, set a consistent bedtime. I do okay Monday through Thursday, but not great. I know, but you just have to stick with it. I mean, even with my kids on the weekends, though, we stay up a little bit later, but not too much. Take a bath, something warm, maybe even a shower, two hours before bedtime. It'll help you fall asleep faster. Two hours. At least. I got a lot of

stuff to do. And then shower bath is right before bed. The problem is if you take a bath, this is your heart. Well, that's because you make it too hot. Yeah, yeah. Here's me getting in the bath. It needs to be that hot. I need to touch it on my foot. Oh, it's too hot. And then slowly go

ah, ah, ah. Okay, my foot's in. If it's not that hot, any worth my time. Why get, who gets in a cold bath? It doesn't be cold, but it can be warm, hotish. It needs to be hot. It needs to be hot to trot. The next thing you're going to do, Bobby, is put on lotion because...

I hate lotion. I don't put lotion on anything ever. Yeah, well, this is... Disgusting. This might be why you're not getting asleep. It's disgusting. A toddler would have us on lotion? No, with the...

I do it. You'll put on lotion from me before I'm going to bed? I'll do it for my kids first and then go to your house. What that does is it gives you a slight massage, which helps you relax. I'm good. I have a therogun if I want to do that. And then the fourth thing is do something quiet before bed, which a lot of times toddlers have story time or reading with their parents.

So do something like that. for yourself. My wife did low-key tell me to start reading again. I quit a couple months ago. I was like, you know, I've been reading too much. I'm tired. I got a couple bad books in a row. And then I felt like a quitter and I started hating myself. I'm like, I'm stupid, ugly. Nobody likes me.

And so I stopped reading. I was like, I'm out for a little bit. I got a fine book I like, so I'm just going to give myself a break. And the other night, she was like, you know, we should start a routine. You should start reading. Maybe you read before you go to sleep. Which I think is her going, hey, buddy, you need to pick up the book again. So I got a new book I'm going to try. Well, I think she saw how quickly you escalate with things

because you're like, oh, I quit reading. I'm such a quitter. Oh, I'm stupid. Nobody likes me. I'm ugly. They're real fast. I think I should eat some worms. Remember that book?

It's a kid? Oh, yeah. Fried worms, right? Something like that. Brett Eldridge was talking about his upcoming Christmas tour and he revealed that he might be ready to settle down with someone soon. He said he loves his family and everything, but he doesn't have that person that he's going to share his life with yet,

but he's very open to it, and he feels like he's getting closer by the day, and he's very optimistic. So, I don't know if anybody listening. He's slide into his DMs, something. Don't do that. He ain't going to answer that one. Well, I don't know.

I just thought if I'd give some girls some hope. Hey, if you're going to a Christmas show, you're on the front row. That ain't going to work either. I just tell you, I ain't going to work either. He just needs to randomly meet somebody at a grocery store. Yeah. And they can't be wearing a Brett Elder shirt.

Yeah. And they, you know. They're out there. Yeah, that's my friend. Well, I just liked that he was saying he was optimistic. He's never been more optimistic than now, I think. Yeah, but that ain't going to work, so I didn't do it because. All right.

I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. A woman identified as a 20-something female from New Mexico was on a hike. She was near Silverton, Colorado.

She fell and she didn't just fall and go, ow, but she fell and broke her leg. So she spent the night in the wilderness, not because she wanted to, but because she couldn't walk. She managed to get herself to a spot on the bank of the Anonymous River where she could be seen by a passing train. That was her goal. Wow. I know. Smart. So she kind of drags herself there.

A passenger on the first train of the day happened to be looking out the window. No way. And having to see that. Yeah. And she was like, why don't know? if that's what should be out there right now. And so they used a trolley-like system and they got to her because they used a helicopter to actually see her.

The injured hiker was airlifted to the hospital and tell you right for treatment. Her family says she has a long route of healing ahead of her because the break was brutally, like bone, that type thing. But if the person hadn't been looking out, hadn't seen her, hadn't thought, well, that doesn't look right. There's just so many things here. that one could be dead I know because like Matt

what if it was you on the train like would you maybe think like oh look at that person enjoying the river yes waving well laying down crying yeah definitely waving at you yeah yeah with a sign this is SOS

like in the dirt around her I'm saying just in case you're going so fast you know I don't know it's a bullet train it's not Amtrak yeah I don't think we're in Japan but still all of this still that's really crazy that someone

happened to be looking out right at the time to see her and then go that probably shouldn't be what it is. Amazing. And they got her. And to know exactly where they were, too, and say, this is where I think I saw her. Can you please go save her?

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