The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Early Bird) Bobby and Lunchbox Get Into Business Together + Mailbag: Listener Caught Teenage Neighbor Sneaking Out…Should They Get Involved?

Episode Date: April 14, 2022

Bobby and Lunchbox make a deal to get into business together. This could very well be a disaster or the start of something beautiful. A listener needs help deciding whether or not to talk to her neighbors after she caught their teenager daughter sneaking out of the house. Plus, Amy reveals a story about ‘her friend’ and why she’s upset at the school system.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Just to see what was in there. What did you find out? Well, I watched Storage Wars too, so I thought, okay, I'm going to go bid on these things. And so I called him and I said, hey, when are the auctions? So he just called one. I called it. Okay, here you go. I watched Storage Wars, and I want to know, do you guys actually have that where I can come when someone doesn't pay and bid?

Like, hey, I got 25 on that one? No, sir. All of our auctions are done online. Oh, man, because you know how they have Storage Wars at TV show? Now, there are companies that still do it in person, but we just do it online. We found the online ones though Yeah, but I get that But the exciting part is going

And yelling and outbidding someone Like just going and clicking on it It's like I think it's awesome It's still cool to win But so it tells me a little bit That Storage Wars Ain't real Well, hey, none of those shows are

Oh They're all based in reality But then they make it better So it looks cooler Don't tell them that, but it's Never mind. Hey, so We can bid on one I'll make this deal with you

We'll find one that we like you and I are going together. I will pay for three quarters of it. Like it. You pay for one quarter of it. We will split any of the money that's made from it, but you have to go in person and take care of it. Oh, that's fine. That's no problem. Like he has to be in charge of selling everything from it, making the money? He has to go and you cannot steal anything and not tell me. I would never. Guys, don't say I would never. Okay. If it was a winning lottery ticket, problem.

So if we can agree to that, we have some online. We'll buy a couple. Yeah. And just imagine. We go and we're like, oh my goodness. And we find like an antique. I got an expert in this. Sally, you know, down the street, she's an expert in antique dolls. We'll go check it out. I don't think he's gone crazy. I think he just hit a different muscle and he just went down a different path. No, that's what they do on the show and then we'll get that and Eddie will be there to film it all so he knows I'm not stealing. Yeah, yeah. Eddie will go with you in film. No, what? What? We're working, man. Let's turn to find out. Maybe later in the show, we can find a couple and make a bid. Can we do that, Mike? All right. We're in, me and you. We're in business together. We're in, me and you. We're business partners. We're in business partners. Yeah, I'm making deals.

You know, to get that money. There we go. We'll find a unit or two later on in the show, okay? All right, deal. Let's go. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag.

Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. We have a lot of security cameras. And the past two nights, they have caught the teenage girl across the street sneaking out of their gate. Oh! She returns home around 3 a.m.

I can tell she's sneaking out because when she comes out the gate, she goes low to the ground and walks slowly to the house next door. It's very sneaky. Sometimes I say hi and make small talk with her mom when we see each other outside. Sometimes we drop our younger kids off at elementary school together. Should I say something to the mom next time I see her? My husband thinks it's not our business, but the mom and me would want to know if this were my kid. Thank you, Amanda.

Let me go to the mom first. Amy, if your daughter was sneaking out and your neighbor saw it, would you want to know? Yeah. The first thing that popped in my head was, you know, stay on my side of the street. Like, worry about my lane. Keep it clean. But. Not a phrase.

You just made all that. You just put some morebs together. That's not true? Yeah, yeah. Keep your side of the street. Worry about your side of the street. Keep it clean. Again, not a phrase altogether, but yes.

So I think that I would want the mom to tell me. so I would probably find a way to tell the mom. Yeah. Because it's... I know, and snitches get stitches. Not all of them. That's what's hard. It's like, I don't, what is she going to do?

And is she putting herself in danger? And does she need... Well, cameras got her. Yeah. Technology got her. Yep. I'm not telling. What?

I'm not telling. It's not my business. He's trying to be cool? No, that's not my business. It's just not my business. What, did you go to the young girl and be like, hey. No, I'm not going to a young girl. You would be like anything.

No, no, no. If that's not being like, hey. Nope. Nope. Amy, no. I didn't see it. Got nothing to say about it. If I see her doing something dangerous, I will.

Yeah, I hear you. But a lot of stuff can happen in a lot of places. I'm not telling. So you don't want to be told, though, either? Not right now. What if it was your kid? No, if you did have kids. No, no, no.

I'm telling you right now. If I saw it, I would not tell. Okay, right now. I would not tell. Lunchbox? Mind your own business. It has nothing to do with you. Maybe it's safer for her to be

out in the world than it is in that house. Maybe she doesn't feel comfortable in her house. You have no idea. Let them handle it. If you don't talk to them in any way, you can't go and be like, hey, your daughter's sneaking out. Well, they do talk a little bit that she said. Okay.

Mind your own business. Don't get all up and everybody else's crap. You know what I mean? If it ain't your chili, don't stir it. We're just staying silly at this point. Interesting. So if I saw her doing something dangerous, like if she were juggling machetes when she was leaving the house, I'd be like, oh, she shouldn't.

But she'd just being a teenager right now. It ain't my business. Eddie, I know you're going to say. I mean, what am I going to say? You're going to say you need to tell on it. Look, man, parenting, it takes a village. So the community is a big part of it. You're a parent, they're a parent. You tell them, hey, your daughter's sneaking out.

It's your business, but I just want to let you know what I'm seeing. Make up a term for what you're saying like they've done. The camera caught it? Yeah. Don't sleep on it. What I'm saying? Yeah. Do something about it.

That was actually pretty good. That was actually pretty good. Okay, so I. If I were closer to them all, I would. If they were good friends. They just occasionally see each other. I don't think it's hard. But you're the neighbor.

Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah. I didn't sign a contract. I'm not telling. I'm not telling. It's not my dinosaur. I ain't trying to ride it into the rock quarry. What?

That was not good at all. Who cares? All you got to do is say stuff. It's a Flintstones reference. Yeah, come on. Come on. Thanks, lunchbox, for getting my reference. Yeah.

Me and this guy, we really see an idol later. Oh, man. You guys are. Yeah. So, too. Okay. Two to two. Okay, Morgan, we got a tie break here.

Would you tell? Would you tell? I wouldn't. Okay. Y'all don't have kids. Yeah, you got to scuba. Go to scuba. He has kids. Stop going to extra jurors. Scuba, would you tell if you saw your neighbor sneaking out? No, I wouldn't tell them to, I wouldn't care. It's not my problem. Not my kid.

Say it, make up a phrase. Not my kid, not my problem. Ooh, what if you do this? Okay, what if you do this? You don't have to go tell them, but somehow you make a ruckus like a ruckus like a like loud noises when they're sneaking out so they get their parents catch them themselves like you set it up to where

if you see them sneaking out then you start making noise than your parents I don't know set off a mom the parents wake up we as a team have voted to not tell on her that's like a passive way

but the parents do say to tell on her you're probably slightly weighted yeah okay thank you for the email we appreciate it close it up we've got your email and we've read it on the air now it's time The clothes, Bobby's mailback. Yeah.

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golf tournament the Masters with the green jacket the master good job we've really got to figure out a way for her to because she just sprays yeah it's like a shotgun

just a bunch of BBs everywhere but she was on the right track so we're playing Amy versus Lunchbox Amy gets three questions that Lunchbox will know the answer to lunchbox gets three that you will know the answer to you can steal most points at the end wins Amy question number two

the tuck rule is associated with what sport? Oh, that's funny. I don't want to put whatever game she's thinking of. Is that a sport, Amy? This is tough. Guys should know. The tuck rule is associated with what sport, Amy?

The tuck. I feel like maybe football, you tuck the ball and run. Is that your answer? Yes. Football is correct. What's up? A hat trick. and hockey is when a player scores how many goals?

Three. Wow. I learned that the other day because I said the hat trick or something and y'all were like, oh, well, technically that'd have to be three things. Will you listen to something I said? Wow. Wow. That's cool.

All right, three for three. Wow. Let's go over lunchbox. That's a hat trick. You got a hat trick. Okay. He doesn't look happy. Lunchbox.

You got to get all three. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what I do. Though this flower comes in variations, What color typically are daffodils? I just read about this. You did? No, I was just trying to stall Eddie.

Daffodils. What do you think? What comes to mind? I'm not going to make you two men. There's two that come to my mind, yellow or white. So we'll just go white because that seems like a popular flower color. Daffodil white. Yellow and white?

You say white? The answer is yellow. No! No! That hurts. Sorry, dude. Oh, I don't even know what a daffodil is, but I know it's a flower. You had it.

It's somewhere parked up in there. If you thought yellow, it was your first one you said, too. Lunchbox, let's just finish them for fun here. What's a daffodil? Setting spray is applied to what part of the body? Setting spray. Amy, I should have let you steal that, but you've already won. Setting spray, you spray that setting on your hair.

Correct Amy? Makeup Face? Yeah, it sets your makeups. You spray it on. But makeup's not a part of the body, so we'd have given you a no on that. But you only use...

On your face. Oh, okay. Yeah, part of your body. Don't argue, you already won. Okay. Who else do you put makeup? Lunchbox. On your arm?

Yeah, that's true. They do in my hands. Yeah, I mean. Yeah. Wow, someone got buzzed. Pina colladas, mohitos, and daqueries. All use what kind of alcohol? Hall is their base.

Rum. Correct. Lunchbox, you didn't win? You know what? I don't know. I need to let her have one. It feels good to, you know, share with my friends. Lunchbox has one went away from winning this crown.

Amy, you have two wins now. Nice job. Amy gets testy with me after she's already won, and she was wrong. Wow. Just saying. Tractor supply can help you make the most of your property or yard. Whether you're working on your garden or you're ready to upgrade, outdoor kitchen. You'll find everything you need at tractor supply for life out here.

Visit your local store today. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. A Wisconsin family got an ice cream delivery despite the fact that the driver that was supposed to be delivering it to them was arrested by police. Did someone jump in the truck and take over? No, he ended up getting pulled over.

The Fox Valley Metro Police Department had to arrest the guy. but they went ahead and saw that he had a delivery and took it to the family so that they still got their ice cream. So these officers, they went above and beyond. They wanted to get it to them before it melted. I like that. You know they got a little ice cream themselves too,

and I don't blame. Oh, for sure. You know they got a little ice cream of themselves. The family even took photos with the officers. It was a whole thing. You get a little puckered of the cop shows up to deliver your milk, right? I mean...

I don't like cops coming to my door. For any reason. And I love cops. Me too. But if they're at my door, something ain't good. If not for me for somebody else. So, yeah, I don't like that.

But then it turns real quick because they have milk. Ice cream. Ice cream. Milk's not bad ice. All right. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Earlier in the show, Lunchbox and I decided to go into business together.

This is a Bobby Bone show first. That we're going into business as a team, mostly because I don't trust them. On this one, I do. And here are the rules just so everybody knows the agreement. We're going to find some storage units to buy. I'm going to pay for 75% of the unit. Correct. You're paying for 25.

Yeah. But then you're going and doing the legwork on what's valuable, what's not, and selling back. Yeah. We're called Bobby Box. Are we? That's the company. That's the company. Bobby Box.

LLC. I don't know. I think. Okay. Lunch bones. Like Boxing Bob or something. Boxing Bobby's funny. Whatever.

We'll figure that out later. Oh, because you know, it is storage unit, so there are a lot of boxes. Boxing Bobby? So we're Boxing Bobby Inc. Okay. All right, I like that. But not registered, but we just call it that. So, and then we sell it back at a pawn shop and see what we can make.

We have a few of these lunchbox that we can bid on today. I love it. You have to pay cash after winning the bid and then clear them out 24 to 48 hours. Yeah, that's fine. We got that. Okay. How big are these? You have to clear it out?

Here we go. There's a couple of them. Here's one right now. The high bed is $70. It contains shoes in a bag. looks like a pair of Jordans, Airmax, and other Nike shoes. It's, again, seven bids placed, the auction ends April 20th. 70 bucks.

I say we go on on this one. Oh, we got to go in on that one. When there's a pair of Jordans in the picture, I looked at this one. I was like, you saw this in too. I saw the Jordans. I was like, listen, those are easily $200. Okay, we're going to go in for $100. You okay with that?

Yeah, let's go $100. Okay. Because that's $25 for you. I like that. But we may not win. We may have to bid again. The next one, we may have to bid again. one is bed mattress

two flat screen TVs, bags, Nike shoe boxes, totes, ladders, clothing, several sheets of plywood, a cooler and a coffee urn. Does that one look gross? I mean, mattresses are just gross, period, because that's just straight trash. You can't resell a mattress because it's just disgusting. So that's just taking up half the unit anyway, so I'm like

in a ladder, what are you going to get? Ten bucks? Minimum bid, $70. I got TVs in there. Yeah, I mean, how old... I mean... Up to you. You just focus on the first one? I like the first one, but that earned. Could have some ashes. Coffee earned.

What are we going to do with ashes? Oh, like some weird people. You want to sell them? Yeah. That's weird. It's up to you. You want to go for this one or no? I don't like that one.

Final one we found here. Minimum bid, $10. Oh, I like that. Wheelchair, portable toilet rakes. What? TV console, wall art. Wall art. Wall art.

This is what we talk about in the show where we find art for the million dollars. What is a portable? toilet rate. I don't know when I got to Wall Art and I was convinced. And what, $10 in the minimum bed? Exactly. Right now minimum. Ironing board, microwave, cooler, bookcase, computer monitor, Walmart, that's all I hear. Let's go! Okay. Could be a Michelangelo.

Oh, yes, it could. He rhymed. That's why I did that. This minimum bid $10. You want to go? Yeah, we're bidding on that. Okay, well, how much you want to go? Oh, I say we go 30. Let's go $30. We're going at it. Okay, we got two we're bidding on. I wish it was like eBay and you just buy it now. Oh, that would be a lot better.

So we're going to bid 100 on the first one and 30 on the second one. What's our name again? Boxing Bobby. Let's just, I don't know, I'm not called Bob. Let's call it Boxing Bob, Inc. Boxing Bob. Yeah, it's just better. Yeah.

Are you guys jealous you're not in business with us? No, it's fun to watch it. I'm excited for you. Good luck. It's the buyer responsibility to immediately return all personal property pay. I'm reading all the legal stuff here. and return all personal property. What do you mean?

Oh, the buyer does not remove all items. This sounds like it could potentially be a lot of work. Nope, this sounds like it could potentially be millions of dollars. Wall art. Yeah. Okay, okay.

I hope so. But he better get it cleared out in 24 hours. He does have to take his naps every day, you know. I think about that. Right. Do I have your word? Oh, yeah. I mean, when I do business, I don't mess around.

Okay. We're buying these two storage units. We're putting bids in. We'll update you guys if we get out bid. Otherwise, the 20th and 22nd is when they're over. Wow, we're about to make some money. We're going to make some money. You guys are all going to be sad.

You guys are all going to be sad. We're happy for you. Let's go. You know Amy says to me, hey, I got a friend this happened to. All the time. All the time. All the time. So she has a friend this next story happened to.

I never know if it's her or I don't even know these friends she's talking about. I mean, we think it's her. Okay. Well, something happened at her friend's kids school. Yeah. And you want to talk about it. Yes. That you don't agree with.

No. Okay. Amy's friend. I don't think I do. I can be convinced otherwise because you might see a different perspective. You're awfully passionate about something for your friend. We'll do that next. Hey, it's Bobby Bones.

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rings a couple of times but we're talking so she doesn't answer and she's like, gosh, this number has called me multiple times. I better pick up. So she picks up, and it's her son calling from the school office being like, hey, I got my phone taken up. So she's on 11 from Haiti? No. That would be my son. He doesn't even have a phone.

But anyway, he said, if I want it back, you have to come up here and get it. And she has a busy day, and she had no plans of being near the school. But he had stuff going on where he was going to be with some friends the rest of the day. and she would need him to have his phone so she could be in contact with him. So then she had to completely go out of her way and go to the school to pick up his phone from the office. Because even when school got out, because my question was, well, what about when the school day ends? Can't he just go by the office and get his phone?

And then he'll have it for the rest of the day. And she's like, yeah, you would think. She's like it's almost like I'm the one being punished because he, you know, had it out during math class or whatever. So he had the phone out when he wasn't supposed to have it out, right? He was doing things he wasn't supposed to be doing. Yeah, I mean, obviously his version of the story was, yeah, he didn't feel like he should have had it taken up. But yes, at the end of the day, this isn't really about him getting it taken up. It's the school's policy for when and it gets taken up that it won't get released from the office unless a parent comes and gets it.

Whenever your mom went to the school because you were tardy so many times. Yes. Well, they didn't ask her to do that. But she did, but she showed up. Yeah, I was notified. And she walked you to class because she got so many calls. Go on. Amy's tardy to every class.

Don't roll your eyes at me. I'm just telling a story. Yeah. You're feeling that emotion you had when you were in like 10th grade right now. Yeah, I was in 11th grade and it was very embarrassing. Right. So, yeah. Follow me.

Follow me here. Follow me here. Your mom comes to you. Says, hey, I'm going to walk you to class. She didn't even tell me. She just surprised me on the second floor, which is the floor we all hung out on, which is where everybody stopped to talk in between classes. And my class was on the third floor.

So I was often hung up at the second floor talking. That's why I was late. Did you Did your tardiness Wasn't minimized after that? Oh, I was never late again. Exactly. Okay, so if the mom has to come to school,

that's a bit traumatic. So if you just give the kid the phone back, the mom's like, oh, cool, you got your phone back, no big deal. If that mom has to go up and she has to take some time out of her day and that kid knows the mom is, that's a whole different dynamic.

You're scared. You don't want it to happen again. You've learned a lesson like you've never learned before. and I would imagine this kid does not get that phone taken up again for a few months. It may happen again, but not for a while. See, I told you you might be able to persuade me that this is a good plan, but just as the parent, I would be so annoyed. Don't you think your mom was annoyed?

But they didn't ask her to do that. No, no, but she felt like she had to. She came up with that plan all on her own. She took the time. Do you think she was annoyed that she had to walk you to class, that you would get to class, they would stop calling her to tell on you? Yeah. Exactly.

That's part of it, too. You know, being annoyed and mad about going to the school, you can use that and be like, I had to drop what I was doing to go to your school to do something you've messed up about. That felt too natural, Freddie. Yeah. I felt like I was talking to my kids right there. I'm up for it. I think it wasn't about making the mom lose part of her day or punishing the mom.

It was about this actually meaning, this punishment meaning something. And now it does. And the kid, you got to be like, sorry, mom, you had to go to school. It's a good rule. Is it? I actually like it. Yeah. I do.

I like it. Because if the school just gives it back, nobody learns anything. The kid does it again. the mom never but I mean they could tell the parent like hey heads up your kid got it if it happens again this is gonna happen I'm good with it but Eddie but Amy don't worry about it it's your friend it's not yeah yeah yeah why you so wait about it yeah I just thought this was

that's another great story of Amy's friend interesting yeah okay Bobby I can't wait for the day where you're working when you have kids and you get a phone call that you have to drive away to your kids and I'll do it but I won't come on to be like yeah right my friend Billy you'll say it happened to you No, it wasn't me. My son doesn't have a phone. Why are you winking?

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And sometimes a year goes by and then we're like, oh, I think Ray revealed that. Was that who you were talking about? No, it wasn't. Oh, wow, it wasn't. Well, when I put the secret in an envelope, I sealed it and then I also put, had Scuba Steve sign it and date it, so a month ago. This is the real answer to who I thought it was. Bigger? I would say bigger. Absolutely. Oh.

So there's still a divorce coming from a couple that's bigger than Billy Ray and his wife. Yep. It's not, is it Sam Hunt? We already know that one. No. Do we know about it? No, I haven't seen anything in any websites. Okay, well, thank you.

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This woman has a fiancé, and her family is about to throw a big reunion party, and she's so excited for him to go and meet all these people. people in her family. And so he's like, I don't really know if I want to go. It seems like a lot. And she's like, please go. So last minute, he commits to going but says, I'm going to take my own car. I'll meet you there.

Well, this fiance has a twin brother, and he sent his twin brother and said. That's funny. So he showed up, was mingling, hanging out. She kind of noticed from afar, like, huh. He stayed away from her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was like meeting family members. Then when she got closer to him, she realized, oh, my goodness.

but she didn't make a scene at the party. She waited until she got home. And then when she got home, she found her real fiancé playing video games. Well, I have thoughts. If he just wouldn't have showed up, I wouldn't have said deal breaker. I would have said,

obviously there's some sort of anxiety thing with him. He can't do it. He just didn't show up. Got it. Calling in the brothers is a whole next level thing that you know they've done before. That's not the first time you call your twin in ever.

And it won't be the last. I don't know if that, oh, that sounds dirty. Amy just turned this into like some steamy novel. No, I didn't. I'm just saying if he's doing it now and you're already engaged, what other big life events is he going to call in his brother for? But this could also be useful as well because maybe you want to go do something with him on a trip or something

and you can't so he gets to send his brother to do it. It's amazing. Yeah, it's not a deal breaker. It's a reason to be concerned, but also a reason to be excited because it could also be used as a tool. He obviously thought it was super funny and wanted her to just laugh about it,

but I think she asked him. to leave. Okay. Leave their house. So a man is suing a hotel after a cockroach crawled into his ear. He lives in Ohio and he claims that he suffered hearing loss and a lot of other medical problems. Did it not come out? It crawled in and stayed in.

Yeah. I mean, it led to severe pain. But his case is that the hotel in Myrtle Beach was negligent and they should have exterminated and there not been any bugs or insects or roaches or anything like that. to even have the opportunity to crawl in his year. If I'm the judge, I do give the guy money because had he not stayed at that hotel that wouldn't have happened. Roaches are tough. I was working at restaurants.

There are bugs, animals, roaches, all kind of stuff. It's wet, it's warm. Still, that's on business. So, yes, if it really caused him this damage and you can prove that they didn't do their exterminating, then yes, he wins the case. Anthony Kedis, lead singer Red Hot Chili Peppers, talks about a bug went into his ear for a long. time. Completely messed him up. What? And he was in like a jungle and he

crawled in. It was like felt in his brain, he said. And then later crawls out. No way. It was living in there just chilling. Wow. It's been a lot as I read the book, but long enough. I think days. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, and that he was having migraines, crazy eye pains, that kind of thing.

Wow. All right, what else? Well, Luke Combs teased the name of his baby boy. Now he wouldn't say the name exactly. He said it's a short list and it rhymes with orange and purple. Orange and purple. Get it? Because like nothing rhymes with orange or purple. Oh, I was in here trying to figure it out. I was like, oh, Bourne's Nerple. What's that drink? Yeah, the old Italian name, Orange Nerple. No, it was an interview he did with People magazine and I thought that was super clever. But, because as a songwriter, I'm sure he knows those are words you can't rhyme.

It'll probably be something like Field Carolina. Something like that, you know? Yeah. All right. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. Spring is here, saber every moment with HelloFresh. HelloFresh's delicious options.

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That's what stuck out to me is that a nine-year-old had an iPhone. Let's go. They all get one. That's crazy. Let's sign that into law. That's the craziest part of the story. Yeah, I can't believe you had an iPhone. So they found the kid. They got the car.

Yeah, because she was able to go, oh, wait, they're turning left on this street. Oh, they're over here. She came play by play. That's crazy. Doing fine my iPhone. That's pretty cool. Good job. We should have asked Parker McCollum about when someone stole his laptop.

And someone tracked it to a place in Colorado. and somebody went to their door and got it for him. We just got to make a note next time he's in to ask him that I really dropped the ball when that happened last time. But he's like, yep, here's my computer. It's at a house. Here's the house. Crazy.

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