The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Early Bird) Does Lunchbox Need To Organize a Party For Wife's Birthday? + Some Things You Should Definitely Know! + Mailbag: Advice For Son With Glasses

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

Lunchbox's wife's 40th birthday is in a few weeks, and she keeps hinting that she wants to do something, but he does not think he should have to plan it. Find out our thoughts on the situation! Then we share some things you probably didn't know, but definitely should! Mailbag: A listener's son has started wearing glasses and feels uncomfortable about it, so Bobby Bones gives him advice! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He goes, just give it a shot. But if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck.

Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up? Morning studio. Morning. Let's go around the room here, check in with everybody. Eddie, I'm going to come over to you first. What you got? Man, I can't participate in something I really wanted to.

It's a no-shay-movember. Scuba. to me and say, hey, we're all doing it. If you want to be a part of no-shavenmov. Is that mustache? Yeah, you just grow your mustache out for something, like charity or whatever. You don't even know. Yes, yeah.

Right? It's for something. You just wanted to grow it, yeah. Well, you know, I'd like to, but I can't do that because I've done it a couple times, and every time I do it, people think I just speak Spanish. Like, like, what? Last time. But you do.

You do speak Spanish. No, I know, but last time I did it, I was at a restaurant, and somebody was like, don't just da la panio. and I'm like, I speak English. Why don't you just say? Have you seen a driver license picture? Hey, like, I'll... You say, Aki.

No, I'm like, I don't work here. No, Trabaho. It's like that, huh? I was in a drive-through, and then they was like, oh, I'm sorry. Cinco-Ventec. And I'm like, no, I got it. 525.

Here's my credit card. Just from growing in my mustache now. I can't do it. That's funny. You have to, it's thoughtful of people to give it their best go. But they didn't even ask them. They just assumed.

I know, but they're like, oh. That part is true. I was trying to find. Yeah, man, it is what it is. I was trying to find the. Yeah. That would be like if you see someone of any foreign descent and you go, I'm just start talking.

I don't know. It's weird when I don't have a mustache, just normal face. They talk to me in English, but the mustache just brings it out. Okay. Lunchbox over to you. Oh, guys, I'm going to tell you what. I got a way to save you guys a lot of money. We've been overtipping our whole lives and we didn't even realize it.

I read a story that people. People are now tipping pre-tax. Why are you tipping on the tax? Like, you don't, like, the tax shouldn't be added into your bill. So you look at your total, and if it's like $25, and then they add $5 a tax, you tip on the $25. So now when you go to restaurants, it's going to save you a ton of money. Wow, I didn't realize that. Yeah, because you always tip at, like you look at the total, but what you're looking at is the total plus tax, and you're tipping on that.

Why are you tipping on the tax? I'm okay tipping on the tax. Yeah, it's fine. But it's going to save you a ton of money. I don't know about a ton. Like your whole lifetime, it will. And you did $25. Let's say you go out to dinner with Caitlin.

So tax is probably what, two something? And then if you're doing 20% of... Because most of the time, a way to figure out a tip is double the tax. No, no, no. That's what I'm saying. If you go out to dinner with Caitlin and it's $60, I don't know what tax would be. $7. Okay.

So don't tip on $67. You tip on $60. So let's do the difference here. Thank you. On $67, if you were going to tip 20%, that would be $13.40. Okay. If you were to tip on $60, that would be $12. Wow.

That's a lot of money. It's a dollar. It does add up. It adds up. Okay. So when you go out now, you need a tip pre-tax. Hey, honestly, I never thought about that. Thank you for limiting everyone's tips.

That's bucks. All right. You start tipping like me? You're up. Oh, okay. Well, I have a curling arm burn, and so I just need to, need to lay it all out there. That's what it is.

It is what it is. Guys, Hicke alert. Hickey alert! I'm not back, but y'all lunchbox brought in a anonymous tip on Morgan's neck, and it was a curling iron burn or whatever he did a while ago. And I just wanted to go ahead and lay it out there. We need a let our hickie analyzer lunchbox. Take a look at it.

No, because. No. You just said it was a curling iron bar. No? No, because he'll analyze it and be like, oh, I'll buy my eyeballs. Why would you say it's that and then not let us look at it? That's like going to the police station saying I didn't do it. Well, let me take your fingerprints.

No. We'll not do it. Yeah, but it's like, give you surveillance footage. It's based on principle. I don't have to show you anything. Then why would you didn't tell us? You brought it up.

Because I guarantee you. I did not text that woman. Let me see your phone. No. No. For sure. There's something fishy happening here. Whatever.

I'm trying to prevent tomorrow. You just made it worse. Okay, calm. No. I will not calm down. I'm trying to prevent tomorrow a voice changer thing of being like, awesome. Would you have ever seen her neckdo?

she has long hair over it. I don't think y'all have seen it. Yeah, right. He sees everything. She is guilty conscience right now. Big time. She's doing that in a minute. It is what it is. She's trying to hide on herself. Yeah. And who's to say that you wouldn't have the hickie and then burn yourself over it just to come? That's a great point. Oh my gosh. That's next level. Okay. Y'all are ridiculous. Let's see it. I can't even believe it's a 40-something-year-old person. You did all this. No, no, you can't blame us. We've done nothing.

Except react to you saying, I got a curling hour burning and then you're like, but I'm not going to show you. What the way y'all are. This is crazy guys. You make me. I have to say that. Okay, show Eddie. Let's see it. Why? Let's see it.

And she's blushing. Just do it there. There's no way. There's no way this is a curling button. I know Amy way too long. Let's see, Amy. You're blushing. You're blushing.

You're blushing. Okay. Oh, she's coming. Show it to her. She's pulling her hair back. Oh, my. Oh, my. That's the deep.

That's in the shape of, like, lips. It looks like you got a lip tap. He's don't really do lips. It's a line. Okay. What kind of hair iron do you have? No, it's... Amy, we know what we know.

Guys, it's a mermaid thing. Whoa. Whoa. What you're doing in your own bedroom? It's a flat line. No, no, I'm going to go. I need help because I have the melody of this song in my head and I can't get it. Come on.

So everybody listen closely. Here we go. Na, nah, da, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. No, no, no, no. I got it. No, no, everybody stop. You even... I heard it.

Black Sabbath. Now I'm bang your sing your lonely. Yeah, man, that's Ozzy. That's right. That song has been in my... They played it a Razorbit game, and I've tried to keep it in my head for like a week. But I don't know the name of that song.

Because I don't know. Sing da-boom-dha-so-de-ha-hoo-da-hoo-da-hoo-da-who. Let me sing in my phone here. What song is this? Who is it? War Pigs. Is that Sabbath? Yeah.

Yeah, dude. Do you have war pigs? Let's go. It's like witches at Black Mass. That's why they played a razor bag game, War Pigs. And they mixed it with some sort of like, that's awesome song. That's like a good walkout song. I guess that's why they walked out to it, huh?

Yeah, war pigs. I'm surprised. Couldn't put it together. I tried to remember for a week and a half this thing. thing though. Okay, that's where we are this morning, everybody. Amy's got a hicky. I can't remember a song.

I don't know what you guys. I'm tipping. Lunchbox is mean. My mustache. Nettie's got. And I've got my mustache. Let's open the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air.

It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. My eight-year-old just started wearing glasses after the teacher noticed he was having trouble reading the board. He's at him for about a month, but we recently have found out he's not been wearing them in class. Turns out when he first started wearing him, he was teased by the kids in his class. So he will wear them when I drop them off, but then he keeps him in his case. Then he puts him back on before he comes home.

How do I deal with this? Thanks. Mom in Texas. That is unfortunate because it sucks and young kids are mean. I wore glasses in case anybody didn't know out there. It's never seen me. I wear glasses. I've worn glasses a lot.

My right eye has like 6%. vision period. I'm colorblind and my left eyes fading fast. So I don't have great vision. I wore glasses for my early part of my life because it was to protect my one good eye. I wore a patch for a while.

You want to talk about getting beat up called a pirate. That patch thing sucked. They put a patch on the good eye to strengthen the bad eye. But you know what? Stronger than both? Fifth graders when you're in kindergarten and they beat you up. Yeah. So it didn't do that anymore. Just stopped. Like the kid, just stopped. Really wish I wouldn't.

of, but what I found was people that I really looked up to, not that had vision problems, but I liked how they looked with glasses, which were Buddy Holly. Pegasoo, Pegasoo, Petty, pretty, pretty Pegasoo, and Weezer was with these homies, this is my girl. So I thought they're cool. So I want to do what they do. I want to look like them. And that's why I started wearing these black rim glasses.

What you can also do is you can really let him be a part of picking what kind of glasses they are. And he might pick out some glasses that are like Harry Potter. He might pick out glasses that are maybe a little weird at times. But I think if you're really wanting him to embrace it, you've got to let him embrace the whole process because it does suck. It sucks. What I like about these emails similar to this that we get from time to time is it's also a reminder to parents listening. Because I mean, I'm even thinking about it with my kids of just. Every day talking to them about how to treat others.

And that's like, could have a slow effect on some of these other kids that might be getting picked on. Because whether your kids is the one getting picked on or just reminding your kids, hey, how can you make someone feel good today or make sure you're kind or make sure no one feels alone at school today? Like even just consistently reminding that to them when they're walking out the door, it'll stick in their head. So when I hear this, I'm like, ooh, I never want my kids to be the one that are making someone feel better. bad for something. And so as parents, we can kind of hear stuff like this and take it on as a responsibility to make sure we're having these conversations with our kids because it could stop, you know, a kid like this from feeling bad.

So, and if you're with the mom of this kid or a kid like this, if you just empower them to make some of the decisions, they'll be happier to make some of the decisions. Yeah. What's up? I like that. Oh, yeah, cool. They have a little control over it. I agree.

And let them drink beer. Wait what? Oh, no, never mind. That's a different one. We just go full adult. You know what? Heck, let them vote. No, just let them be a part of the process and picking it and let them find cool people that have glasses. He can hit me up.

I'll make you a video too if you want to be like, hey, what's up, kid? It's me. But then he's like, that kid, that guy's awful. I hate listening to that guy. Thank you. Thanks for the email. Close it up. We got your game.

Your wife's about to have a big birthday. Yeah, she's turning 40, you know, in a few weeks. And I haven't planned anything. And she says, wow. 40? And you haven't planned anything? Nothing. Zero. Not a... Even for you, that's surprising. Nill.

Because 40's like the big. Yeah, but that's what I think. Okay, 40's a big deal. But if she wants a 40th birthday, she knows what she wants. So plan it. Why put that extra pressure on me and say, hey, plan me a 40th birthday? And then it's like, oh, you have all the...

You want her to... plan her own birthday party? Yeah. Why do you ask her, hey, what would you like? And then I'll plan it all out. That's basically her planning it. So why doesn't she just do it?

If she, that's what we, so that's the disagreement we're having is who is supposed to plan something. You. You are. You. Without a doubt, it's you. This is all falls on you. I mean, I just, why aren't you talking about it to her?

Like, are you not on my side? No, like ask her. What do you want for your four-year party? Is anybody on lunchbox's side? No. think she should plan her own 40th birthday. Ray. Yeah, 100% honestly because my wife,

she planned her own. It was a one year cancer celebration, cancer free, and it was flawless. She invited everybody. That's different. It was so much easier for her to communicate with all the people. You imagine getting a text from lunch. Hey, party. Don't really know the time yet. I mean, that's what it would be. I hear you. It's just a different.

I get your wife having that celebration. One year. She can tell she knows exactly who she wants there, what she wants to do. She can handle all that. Why say, here you do it. So then I got to get the numbers from her. Okay, I got to text your friend. Jacqueline. I don't know who that is. Okay, cool. Let me get

her number. Morgan, what do you think here? Oh, I definitely think you should be planning it. If I had a husband and he didn't plan something for me, like on a big birthday, I would be upset because that's a big birthday. You don't have to do that every year. But for that birthday, you should do. You should know what she wants since you've been with her for. How would I know what she wants? I knew what my wife wanted for her 30th birthday, whenever that happened. Because she probably told you.

No, I just know what she likes. I know what she did. So I planned it and surprised her. But it wasn't a total surprise because she knew that I knew what she wanted. Yeah, here's the problem about the surprise, though. Like you can't really ask her like, hey, do you want a surprise? Like I said, I didn't do it like, surprise. It was just like, hey, I've planned this.

This is what we're going to go do. I've already had it. But I knew that's what she wanted to do. And she knew I knew what she wanted to do. So I think if I wouldn't have nailed it, she'd been to the bullet. Exactly. But I did it. But I did it.

It's about the effort. Why are you putting the effort? It's the effort that she deserves you, her husband, to plan her 40th birthday party if that's what she wants, a party. Yeah. Does she want a party? That's the other thing.

Well, she wants to do something, but I'm like. And you haven't lined up anything. Nothing. I'm like, well, what would you like to do? And she's like, well, I thought you would plan it. I'm like, no. See, that's the whole point. You tell me what you want.

You plan it. And I'll show up. But doesn't it feel good when it's your birthday and somebody plan something for you? Yes. And you don't do anything. Work. Like doesn't that feel It's her day

She's telling him that too Because she's saying I thought you would plan it So she's telling you what she wants She wants you to plan something She wants you to put your effort In your mind, your creativity And go

This is what I think what should do It's not as hard as you're making it out to be To also get numbers And create a group text And invite people It's like 10 people Are you serious? It's not hard

I gotta go through her phone And be like hey just so you know This is her husband Yes That's literally what I do Oh my gosh And I think it's okay to ask her like, hey, who all would you like to be there?

And I can send out a note. It's not a surprise, surprise. What's your favorite restaurant? Or is there something else happening in town that day that y'all could all go do? I don't know. Do you have a gift for her? A gift? It's her birthday.

Why did you ask that as a question back to me? What kind of gift would I get her? A birthday present. Have you ever bought her a birthday present before? I don't know of. You're joking. Why does it sound like we're speaking different languages? I don't understand.

We're talking to a child. I feel like there's a translator in the middle of us because he's returning our questions with such tone that doesn't match. A gift. You're telling me, how long have you been married? Seven or eight years? You've never gotten her a birthday present. I don't think I have.

Does she get you birthday presents? She got me some shorts this year. But other than that, she hasn't. She doesn't really give me that money. What did she do for your 40th birthday? I planned a trip. to Las Vegas with me and her, Garrett, Missy, and Ryan. We all went to Vegas for my 40th.

And then Garrett and Missy and Ryan, they left and we stayed a couple of extra days. And that's when we had the spa day. So you planned it. But did you go, I want to plan this. I'm going to, or did she plan it even though you told her where you wanted to go? Well, she picked the hotel. Oh, my gosh. No, no.

No. I don't know why it's funny to me that lunchbox planned the spa day. I mean, you can do that for her. You haven't let me finish. I didn't pick the spa day. I'm saying after Ryan, Missy, and Garrett left, she booked a different hotel that didn't have a casino and she did a spa day. So I think that was more for her.

Okay, well, then do that for her. Do that because you know she likes that then. Yeah. Okay. Book a hotel. With Ryan, Missy, Garrett. Called Missy. Ask Missy what she thinks about it all.

I can't just book a hotel because I can't, I don't have me where to put my kids. But that's something else for you to figure out. Get a sitter. Pay a sinner to spend the night in my house? It's her 40th birthday lunchbox. You spend so much money on lottery tickets. And your birthday, you spend a ton of money. Who watched the kids then?

Her parents flew in. Okay, well, then called them and say, for her birthday, can you fly in? Oh, that's good. Probably not. Okay. Does anyone, Ray, do you still agree with him? No, I've actually jumped ship. Okay, thank you.

Good ball. Go to our Facebook page. Let us know what you think here. It's time for the good news. Producer Eddie. Ernest Chandler, every single day walks five and a half miles to work and back. Round trip. It takes them two hours to get there and two hours back.

Is it because he likes to go for a walk and just think about life? Negative. No, uh-uh. He lives with his nephew and his family and they were having hard times with their bills. They couldn't pay bills and mortgages. So he said, you know what? You don't have a car. Just take my car.

And so he let them have his car. He says, I'll walk to work. But there's an organization in town called the Jacob Bradley Dugger Foundation. They heard about this and they got a donation of a car. They fixed it up and gave it to him. Can you imagine how much that would change your life? I can. No, because he doesn't have a car.

But he can buy a car. Correct. He has choked. You know, it's raining outside this morning and an Uber dropping off. Yeah. Okay. I saw, I saw it. Did you happen to see it at your time?

I saw it pulled up and I'm like, it's so early. Who is this? It's lunchbox. Okay, okay. That makes me go back. I thought it was a listener. Okay. Why don't you get a car?

I mean, yeah. We just, we... Do you need this foundation to help you out? Yeah, the, what is that name? No, you don't count. You don't need it. The Jacob Bradley Dugger Foundation, if you're listening, I mean... They're in Alabama.

Alabama's just right below us. Are you getting a car? Oh, yeah, ma'am. Have you been looking at cars? No. You know it's almost winter. No, I know. Well, see, the car started working again.

Then you should trade in right when it works. Well, I did the Kelly Blue Book. You don't want to know how much is worth. We can figure that out. How much? $200. $100. $100.

You guys are underselling it. You guys, don't be crazy. $5,000. $250. $250. I win. I mean, it's like I think we could give you $500 just to like do one of those fair where you beat the car up things. Oh, that'd be cool.

Oh, man. I'll buy the car from you for $500. No chance. Okay. That's double what Kelly would give you. I know. But Kelly doesn't really. Does that really even count?

Kelly and her blue book? Yeah, yeah. But I would like to say I'm really a big fan of Jacob. Oh, yeah. That's a great story. 500 bucks for your car. No chance. But what are you going to do with it?

Think about it. Think about it. All right, Eddie, thank you. Yeah. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win.

I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reaction. my journey from basketball to college football or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way,

this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes

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or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl.

You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that, trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me?

The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe.

On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Ego Wode. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo! My dad gave me the best advice ever.

I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place they come, look for up-and-coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah.

He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that.

There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Old versus Young. Elder versus millennial. Eddie, I have three questions that millennials will know you are not a millennial. No, I'm not. I'm an elder. These dolls were released in the 2000s, and they featured big heads, pouty lips, spinly limbs, and chunky-heeled shoes. Their waists are barely wider than their necks.

What's the name of this doll line that also had a movie in 2007? Also had a movie. That's a huge clue. 2007 Give me an American girl doll American girl doll is incorrect Morgan you can steal Those would be Bratz dolls

That's correct Never heard of it With a Z VRATZZZZZZ RATZZZZZ I never heard of that movie Let's go and do a little introduction here up first He's the dad of four

He's the Hispanic who don't panic He's the happiest member of our squad He's been working out to lose his dad Bad is producer Eddie All right question two Eddie Sandra Bullock plays a boss who forces her assistant, played by Ryan Reynolds, to marry her so she can avoid being deported. What's the name of this 2009 rom-com?

Passport. Incorrect. I'm trying there. Morgan? What do you mean? The proposal. Correct. I thought it was a solid guess, man.

Passport, was it because a proposal? Yeah, no, because she didn't want to be deported. Oh, I thought maybe you tried to remember. I was like, I know it's actually the P, P, P, Po. No clue. Eddie, what Disney Channel show premiered in 2001? and was about the personal life of a teenage girl who sometimes had a cartoon version of herself

act out her private thoughts. Here's a clip of the song. You name that show. This is the private life of Zach and Cody. It's a girl. Idiot. That's absolutely wrong. Morgan.

Lizzie McGuire. Correct. No! And I know her. Hillary Duff? Hillary Duff? Yeah, you know Hillary Duff? No, I mean, I know of her.

Okay, got it. All right, let's introduce Morgan here. Don't call her a goober, even though she recently got a car that wasn't her Uber. It's Morgan number two. Thank you. Morgan, I'm going to play this song from 1985. The name of the song is Take On Me. I need to know the artist.

I love this song. Don't know that I can tell you the artist, though. And Eddie has to steal and get it right. You have to miss it, and he has to steal it and get it. Yeah. Dang. take on me? I was just listening to 80s music.

Trying to brush up the knowledge. Dang it. The Beatles. Incorrect. Eddie. 80s music. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's correct. Is that not 80s? It is, but the Beatles are not?

No, or not. Wait, are they 90s? What are they? Yeah, yeah. They're 90s and early 2000s. They're all over Bob Fem. Morgan, this sound activated switch debuted in the 1980s. It would plug into electrical outlets and control the power to a specific appliance based on a specific type of noise you can make with your body.

What? You made a sound with your body that would allow this to turn on and off. What's the name of the product? Oh, the clapping light. The clap. Clap on and off. The clap. Wait, what was the question? What's the name of the product? The sound activated switch. The clapper. Correct. We got it. She got it. I thought it was clap it. I want to get it. I want to get it. That's clap. No, that's Boppet.

And Morgan, just for fun, what DMC sports model is fitted with a flux capacitor? And it turns into a time-traveling machine in the back to the future films. Oh, the car. Oh, what does it call? That doors fly up. The, shoot. Yeah. The wave rider.

No, I'm correct. Eddie, would you just for fun? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a Delorean. That's correct. Morgan is still in the wave rider. You know, nice job, Morgan. Morgan's up for one.

She wins again and we replace the elder. She's killing me. Who's the other elder? I know. Nah. Lunchbox? Maybe. That'll work.

Or scuba or we'll draw or something. Yeah. Morgan, great job. There she has. Morgan number two big one. All right. We're here for you. The more you know, it's us just doing a public service to each other in the room and to our listeners.

And this is all inspired because Amy had sent me this thing about plastic cups. Yeah, I saw this article in the headline was, Sorry. Your paper coffee. cup is a toxic nightmare. And I was like, what? What could be so toxic about a paper coffee cup, which when we get coffee to go, that's what all the places are putting it in.

And even if they're supposedly eco-friendly, in order for them to be leak-proof, because it's paper, they have to put this layer of plastic on the inside. That makes sense. And when it's like, then it leaks. It melts it. It's hot. It melts it a little bit and you drink it. Yeah, yeah.

So what do we do? It's a thin layer of plastic, but scientists have discovered chemicals that harm living creatures, us. But what do we do? Why don't we all just take our own glasses places? Yeah, why don't we? That's an option. Taking your own mug.

Here's Starbucks. Here's my mug. They do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I'm good with plastic. I don't know more than that. Well, that isn't long.

I'm not carrying a jug. Really? I'll lose it. I'll be seven jugs deep. Not where any of them are. Spent more money on jugs. Although we have, instead of going to Starbucks, my wife bought a little coffee machine type thing that makes all kinds of stuff. And I don't know that it's saving us money yet, but it will.

And long it doesn't break in the next month. We have one of those, and my wife makes coffee at home and then she buys Starbucks later in the day. Oh, that seems like it's doing double wrong. All right, thank you, Amy. The more you know, learn there is trying not to use plastic cups for coffee. I mean, paper. Paper. Paper or plastic.

That's the thing. Okay. Eddie? Man, I found this out last night because I was munching on these baby carrots. And I'm like, what are baby carrots? Like, I bet they're so cute when they come out of the ground. Did you know that baby carrots aren't its own carrot? It's just a carrot and they cut it in the shape of a baby carrot.

I did not know that. What? It's so dumb. Wait, you thought. I never thought about it. No, I never thought about it. I never thought about it. I never thought about it.

No, these are so cute. They're probably for the little bunnies. But I never thought about it. You thought they, like, came out like a little. Yeah. Never spent a second thinking about it. I just didn't know they cut it from bigger carrots. Like, I worry about you.

If you think they grow different, like, oh my gosh. Why wouldn't there be like, so they're smaller bananas? Okay, they're cute little bananas. Great point. I learned something. And there you go. I didn't think the opposite.

I just didn't think about it. Well, baby carrots aren't young carrots. They're chopped out of big carrots. It's right. The more you know, they're shredded carrots. They're just shredded.

They're not, they don't grow shredded? Right. Now you're making fun of me, Amy. Lunchbox. I got one for the ladies. Listen, if you are cooking and you burn your dishes,

why can it not be for dudes? Yeah, guys cook. Yeah, Eddie's. I cook all the time. Okay, but who does the dishes? I do. Oh, my bad. So, you know, you get that burnt stuff on the dishes and you're scrubbing and scrubbing and scrubbing and you can't get it off.

Guys, you put laundry soap and let it soak in there. Boom, comes off like magic. Don't sit there and scrub it with dish soap. Just go get some of your laundry soap out of the laundry room, pour it in there. Let it sit a little bit. Comes off so easy. Like the tie, the gritty grainy? Yeah.

That's interesting. Have you researched? I have no idea. Does it taste like clean clothes? Can you cook in it next time? But no, if it damages the pot? Amy, I don't care about all that. A pan?

I didn't do all that research. Did you try it? Yes. And I just said, oh, that actually does work. Boom. The more you know. Thank you. I got a couple.

Number one, I think it's just something useful. If there's a jar or container that you cannot open. And I've heard things like pop the bottom. Yeah. Or put hot water over the top or what you need to do? Bang a knife up against the edge of it. Dangerous. What you need to do.

Rubber. Yes, you're right. Is run, like put it, get water, get hot water if you can, and hold it underneath water for 30 seconds. It loosens it up? And like, like totally, have it totally in the water. Oh, totally submerged. You can't get it open. And you didn't think that much water, just clog the sink and go.

You ever have a hard time opening jars? Sometimes. Kailen said to open a couple for me. Interesting. Yeah. Okay. It's not really a strength thing. It's mostly if it's like real small, I can't get my hands like that.

small because they're so masculine. Well, usually my wife asks me to open it and I can't. Then we try all these other things. I don't give it back to her and be like, you try to open it. Well, sometimes I just go to her first. I'm just like, I can't open this, can you? And she's like, yeah, boom. There.

Oh, wow. Morgan, do you have one? Yeah, I do. Go ahead. So if you upload a selfie onto the website, Pim-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-D-com, you can find all the photos of you out there on the internet. Whoa. I don't want that.

I don't like that. P-I-M. E-Y-E-S dot com. You upload a selfie. Yeah, this is how I found out that there's apparently photos of me on Celebrity Feet.com. I saw Morgan's on Celebrity.

That's a whole topic for another day. Really? Are you? She's on Celebrity Feet. This is how I found out about that. I'd be like, dang, think I'm a celebrity, that's awesome. How did they find your feet through your eyes?

It's like they upload a photo of me and apparently I was barefoot or something. So that website, though, you could find anything that anybody's put out, you've put out. It could be anything with your face on it. I'm not going there. No, no. My other, the more you know, lack of sleep can kill someone sooner than starvation.

Big guy focusing on sleep, a lot, trying to anyway. Chronic sleep deprivation is linked to a higher risk of cardiovascular disease, insulin resistance, obesity, all these other things. Newborns need 14 to 17 hours a day. Adults only need seven to eight, but you will die quicker if you don't sleep than if you don't eat. Are you your sleeping getting better? I know you like had some good night. I've been stretching a lot and I think that helps my sleep a little bit. Like I really try to wind down, but sleep and drink water and give your wipe the jar if you can't open it.

The more you know, if you're in bed, you feel dizzy, put one of your feet on the floor, your brain will readjust. Just one. Even when you're drunk? If you just put, I don't know if the drunk's dead. That may not get out. I do that for hangovers. You do? Yeah, I put one feet, put one hand and I close my eyes and it all stops spinning.

If you have a stuffy nose, you can get relief by slicing an onion in half and placing both halves on your nightstand while you sleep. Oh, that's cool. Disgusting. That smell. But it opens your nostrils up. No. You can prevent acne by turning the water to cold in your shower. The cold water will seal your pores and prevent dirt and bacteria from entering them.

Finish. Boom. Hey, we're just looking out for the listener and looking out for each other. Thank you guys. Your top three songs in country music this week. Number three, Russell Dickerson, God gave me a girl. Jason Aldeen, try that in a small town at two. Morgan Wallin, think about me at one.

Number one pop song Doja Cat, paint the town red. The number one alternative song, Blink 182, one more time. I miss you. Their album did really well, though. I mean, they've been up there for what, three weeks? Two weeks. Tom DeLong's the big UFO guy, right? I mean, he quit the band to study UFOs.

Really? Oh. Like for real? Yeah. What? The study thing? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's way in and has talked to really intelligent, educated people that have been in the government. He's really.

The Blink 182 guy. Mike, you know, shut some light on that. Am I wrong on this? Yeah, whenever that first footage came out from the Pentagon saying that UFOs are real, that was because of him. His company made that happen with all his research. Started a company about it. What? That's nuts. Here's Amy's pile of stories. All right. Prepare to feel old because Urban Outfitters is now selling.

refurbished iPods and calling them vintage. That's funny. Dang. An iPod would be weird to someone who's 14 because we used to have one of these for our talking and one of these for our listening. And you had two. Oh, yeah.

And then when people started to really just go pure music on their phone, I was like, I will never. No need to. Now it's crazy. It's all, everything's in the phone. But if you'd have told me when I was 25, I'd have been like, no, no, I want to keep my iPod, my music and my phone separate.

but I had an iPod shuffle. Yeah. You didn't even know there's a dumbest thing ever. I spent money to not even really pick the songs I'm listening to. Just hit play. It'll just hit play. I mean, you load the songs in, and you really had no, you couldn't pick what you wanted. It's a little tiny one.

I got an iPod video, and I bought all you guys won for Christmas one year, and we lived in Austin. And that was legit, but the screen was so small. I still got it. Does it work? Unopened. Oh. Still sealed? Still sealed?

Oh, my. That's going to be worth a lot of money. Yeah. I know. I'm one of those guys. What does that mean? That I accidentally held on to something and now it may be worth a lot of money.

How will you know? Well, I've looked online before and it was only like 100 bucks, but... It cost me more than that to buy it for you. Well, yeah, Urban Outfitters is selling these, which is crazy for 200, 300, 350. They're different prices.

How do you load music into them? They're refurbished. I don't know. Well, refurbish doesn't mean that doesn't tell me anything about the music. Yeah, it's cool. And, yeah, it's old. Yeah. We're old. So, but heads up, you can get them on eBay for like $35. So you don't have to get them at urban outfitters because they're selling out of them. I would expect an urban outfitters though. At least they work.

Yes. Refurbished. You know how you put your music in them? Refurbish. I know that didn't answer your question. Okay. So 20% of households are keeping the refrigerators at the incorrect temperature. I thought the temperature was right before it freezes. Like you find where it freezes and then. then you keep it one above that. So like 33?

I guess. I don't even know that I've ever acknowledged I could change the temperature in my refrigerator. Right. That's why I thought I'd share this story because some people were probably just not even paying attention. And you may not realize that you're not at the recommended temperature. What is it? Which is anywhere between 35.6 degrees Fahrenheit to 44.6. Well, that seems like a big difference.

You could cook a steak at 44. 44 does not seem like that's cold enough. No, no. Yeah, I think it's fine. Now I'm curious I want to go home and check mine because I honestly don't know, but I feel like, I feel like mine says 44. Okay. What else you got? I don't know. I didn't even know you could change a temperature of a fridge. Well, now we're all going to check because your food will go bad faster. Winona Judd was talking to entertainment tonight about how Post Malone is one of the best performers she has ever seen live.

And she said when she's in the car, she's going 75, you know, who does she listen to? Post Malone. And so then it got me thinking of who who we've seen that are the best performers live. What comes to mine, and I won't go right to my favorite artist, but like a Lucas Nelson. Oh, yeah. Just being blown away by somebody when they perform live. He's played on this show, but I've seen him perform out, and I was like, oh, wow, that's awesome. But yeah, Stapleton obviously is an easy answer because he sounds so good.

Speaking of Post Malone, I think he tried to rent my house for a week. That's crazy. Like your current house? No, the one that we're selling. Let him have it. No, I didn't want to put furniture in it. I had to pay for furniture. What do you want to do?

Throw a party in there? It's coming to the CMAs. I'm pretty sure it was him. They wouldn't tell me exactly who it was, but they were like this megastar, not from Nashville. Can I have her? So. You could have just dropped by?

I don't care to. What do you mean? I closed the loans there. And I didn't want to buy furniture or rent furniture and then have to deal with all that. But yes, I'm pretty. sure that's who it was. Wow. Post Malone.

That'd been crazy. I send Mike, but I'm like, hey, I'm sending over my rock guy to look at the chimney. And Mike's all looking in the window. Mike loves him. Like, doesn't Mike have a post-malin tattoo? No. Do you have a post-mal tattoo? Not yet.

Oh, not yet. Because I feel like he shows up. I mean, that's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Damn it's something good. Amy, if you had a ring and had multiple diamonds in it,

and you look down on one of the diamonds. was gone. Not all of them. The whole ring's not gone, but one of the diamonds. What would you think about that diamond? Well, I mean, I'd be freaking out wondering where it was.

And do you think you'd find it? No. I wouldn't either. I would just, well, it's happened to me before and I never found it, a teeny tiny one. The diamond fell out? Mm-hmm. Well, so after flying into Pittsburgh,

this woman Kristen, she's like, well, one of the diamonds is missing from this ring. Her 99-year-old grandmother had given it to her, and the rest of the diamonds were there. The ring was still there, but one of the diamonds was gone. So they went back to the airport, they filled out a little, hey, I'm missing this,

which I would think you would never get a cash or a random diamond bag. A kid maybe, a computer possibly. But cash or a diamond, no chance. However, one of the employees the next morning saw, hmm, I think I've seen this. And so she sees a diamond in the bathroom the day before, takes it, puts it into a little desk. and then once the person claims it, she gives it back to them. Wow. Found it in the bathroom and did not keep it.

That's amazing. Maybe, though, didn't believe it was a real diamond. Or maybe she thought she got caught on surveillance and maybe like it's not worth being. In the bathroom, I don't think they have cameras. That's a good point. No, she did it out of the kindness of us? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the guy that almost vacuumed up my ring at the gym once.

Go ahead. Well, I was on the elliptical and I guess I don't know, I took on my rings for something. I think it was elliptical where you have the arms going to and my ring was bothering me. I took it off and then it fell and then he was vacuuming and saw it, found it. How did they know what was yours? Give it to me. Oh, I was the only person at the gym. It was when I was going to the gym 24-hour fitness before the show back in 2006.

That was a fun week. I'll never forget it because it lasted, yeah, about a week. You've been pretty fortunate with people returning stuff. I need you're living right. Yeah. You get the members balance. Okay. That's good.

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