The Bobby Bones Show - Thurs Early Bird: Eddie's Missing Shoes Drama + Elder vs. Millennial Champ
Episode Date: April 18, 2024The drama continues around Eddie's missing shoes, and no one knows what happened to them! Plus, we have a new champion in Elder vs. Millennial and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...ion.
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Welcome to Thursday show.
Morning studio.
Morning.
Let's go check in with everybody in the room.
Producer Reddy's at first.
He brings hard-boiled eggs to work that can sometimes smell, and he was caught red-handed
recently, just dropping the shells.
Producer Reddy!
Guys, I messed up.
I messed up big time.
So, like, the other day, I was in charge of taking.
taking my kids basketball team, like four kids from one gym to the other.
And it was like a 20-minute drive.
And one of the kids in the backs starts talking about like, yeah, you guys know OJ?
Like that dude died.
And they're like, who's OJ?
And so I just kind of jumped in the conversation.
I'm like, yeah, man, OJ, bad dude.
And they're like, well, what do he do?
I just ended up telling the whole story in the drive.
The murder, the knife.
Wait, how old were the kids?
10.
I just got caught in the two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What were the other parents would have wanted you to tell the murder and the knives?
They would have probably been like, whoa, whoa, whoa, they don't need to know all that stuff.
But they kept asking me questions like, well, why did he run for the police and the Bronco?
I'm like, well, that was dude, Bronco Chase was crazy.
And then they said he had a gun to his head.
And they're just like, a gun to his head.
Yeah, and then.
Yeah, it's probably not the best.
Yeah.
And this happened like this weekend.
And I told my wife yesterday and she was just like, why did you do that?
Yeah, why?
That's funny.
And that's the first time I realized, I messed up.
I shouldn't have told him all that.
I appreciate your honesty.
Thank you.
All right, moving on.
He likes to wear a jogging pants to work every day.
and here on this show, games are his favorite thing to play.
It's lunchbox.
Bobby, I saved you $600 and I dodged a bullet.
I mean, I wanted to go drive this Lambo.
You guys said I could do it if I was kind.
You would pay for it.
We did connect for.
And then you guys were like, I'll send you on this Friday,
but my schedule was booked.
I got someone on Instagram named Ricky Leggett.
And he said, lunch, I did the drive a Lambo thing.
I drove a McLaren because that's what I wanted.
And I was so excited.
I went and they only let you get it up to 50 miles an hour.
Oh.
Because they set up the course to once you get to 50 miles an hour, you're where you had to turn.
That's so dumb.
And he said, so I didn't get to drive it fast, so you're lucky you didn't go and you saved all that money.
I don't know if he did the same experience as we did, but he said his wife got it for him and he could only go 50 miles an hour.
Let me think back about this now.
Did we think you just got to gun it and drive?
I mean, this is just being stupid.
Oh, yeah.
I thought for sure.
You're driving a multi-hundred thousands-dollar car, and we think for 60 bucks, they're going to let you go wide open.
That's probably dumb on our part.
Well, they say it's at a racetrack, so it makes you think you're about to go on the racetrack and zoom it.
Yeah, I hear you.
I just think that we're probably stupid.
You think you got to drive a car that's $300,000 as fast as you possibly could for $60.
So I get it.
That is disappointing.
We were kind of disappointing because there's no way they would let you drive at $100.
I thought they would.
Me too until now I think about it.
I'm like, I was stupid for thinking that.
I mean, but at least 75.
But they put that car out there and they show you that picture.
It looks like you're about to go.
Yeah, because the car looks cool.
Because the car looks so cool you would imagine you are zooming.
And they say racetrack.
But would you want to still do it for if you're driving 60 miles an hour?
I mean, it's still be kind of cool to be in one.
Just sit in one.
On a racetrack now.
Yeah, but also they're not.
Around town.
Around town so people see me driving it.
But obviously they're not going to let you do 100.
Now, I think about it.
You don't own the car.
But okay, that's good to know.
I mean, you didn't really do me a favor.
That's him just letting you know.
But I appreciate that.
Amy is not afraid to get vulnerable for our listeners.
And if you're looking for a good parenting tip on Instagram, you should follow hers.
Here it is.
Amy, everybody.
So I saw a homeless guy with a sign.
It says $5 and I'll feed your ex to the gators.
And I was like, well, that's weird.
Tell me more.
Is he selling a hit?
What's the trick?
I think it's just a joke.
He's trying to be funny, which I can appreciate.
the humor, so I only had a dollar.
So I gave him the one.
Oh, my God. Or did you don't have to do anything?
Or did she really wink, wink, wink, and go, please feed my ex-husband to the gator.
No. I have a unspoken.
Or she's like, if there's a 1% chance, I'm just going to give him the money.
No, I have a good relationship with my ex.
I don't need him to be fed to gators, but.
Sure did stumble through that.
Amy, could that be like taking the wrong way if somebody saw you pain the guy?
Yeah. Somebody was tailing her?
Yeah. Sure.
Hiring a hitman?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so you just liked the joke.
a funny sign, but at the same time,
it's like a...
A little bit of truth.
It's an offer that's out there.
And you were drawn to it. Regardless, funny or not,
she was drawn to it.
Yeah. Okay, Ray, go ahead.
From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he drives
his own car slow because getting a
ticket cost dough. Bobby Bones.
Thank you very much.
So I just want to let you guys know I had a really
wonderful breakfast like a week
ago. I didn't even know they made it. And I got a bagel.
And I like bagels. Don't have them a lot.
And so I got a chocolate chip bagel,
which is pretty good by itself,
And they listed the cream cheeses.
I guess they called that a smear.
And so whatever the cream cheeses are.
And they had, I never had it before,
Oreo smear.
So you had a chocolate chip bagel with Oreo smear?
Wow.
They wanted you just eat a Pop-Tart next time.
Yeah.
I'm telling you.
They didn't have one, but I've never had a bagel with Oreo cream cheese.
I didn't know they made it.
I mean, that sounds delicious.
It was too, I had like a third of it.
It was way too sweet.
But that third was really good.
God.
But I just did not know that that was an option.
They had Oreo cream cheese.
And it tastes like Oreo cookies.
Wow.
So it's out there.
You just like, you just swallowed like you were tasting there right now.
I love sugar so much.
And I've basically, I've not had 98% of sugar.
I'm going to show you.
I'm keeping a journal, not just a food journal, but like a thought journal of food.
And then also food that I'm eating.
What do you mean a thought journal?
Well, when I think about food,
really want some sugar, I write it down.
Why?
That helps you from eating it?
Because I'm trying to see if the things I eat are actually, the things I eat that are
positive are actually affecting my brain to make me want to have sugar cravings.
So I'm journaling even my thoughts on eating whenever I get cravings.
You're like a scientist.
It's a lot.
Yeah, you're doing an experiment.
I'm doing it on my phone.
I'm keeping like a written journal.
It's like your thoughts are just like right now.
I'm craving?
Well, I'm sort of talking about it, that's on me.
But if I have a certain lunch,
and let's say there's beef and broccoli,
so I've been having almost every day
with some kind of rice thing,
I've started to crave sugar
a bit less than the afternoon.
So, well, what I'm having
actually affect my brain in different ways,
maybe not want it, therefore I don't have it.
Oh, okay.
Are you going to write right after this bit
that you thought about Oreos?
I will.
I didn't know if you're also supposed to like
associate when you're having a
certain thing like what else are you feeling? Are you feeling happy?
Are you feeling sad? Hungry for sugar is what I'm feeling. Are you feeling lonely?
Oreo. Tired. No, Oreo bagel. Sounds awesome. I know. I'm an order one.
Yes. Do that. This is something you thought of to do by yourself or someone is finding. I never already might do it. I don't even know if it's a real thing. Yeah, I don't even know if it's a real thing. It's like a common. It's like a hybrid food journal, thought journal, but only a thought journal about food. Okay. I'm confused now. Thank you very much.
Let's open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it all the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
I accidentally sent a rant about my boss to my boss instead of my work buddy.
This is me talking here.
I've at times texted the wrong person not this bad when talking about someone.
Not even in a bad way, but if I'm like talking about Eddie,
I would like actually text Eddie when I meant for it to go to someone else because it's just in your brain.
That's terrible.
I know.
I know.
Back to the email.
The email detailed some pretty candid feelings about their management style.
Surprisingly, my boss hasn't said anything about it.
It's been a week.
Should I bring it up and apologize or pretend like it never happened?
Is it possible they never read it?
Or do you think they're waiting for me to say something first?
Signed, bad at email.
Wow.
This is easy.
You break in at night, right?
Follow me here.
Into his office?
Yeah, yeah.
Dress all in black.
You get in.
You have to steal those password.
So you got to get one of those hacking things to put on his phone.
Right.
There's just a lot of...
That's easy.
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
A stroke detector.
Yeah.
If you, I'm sure he saw it.
I mean, yeah.
I'm sure he saw it.
He's good at his job.
He probably opened an email from an employee.
I would think so.
I'm sure he saw it.
If he hasn't said anything yet, I would imagine what he's doing, filing it away,
and he will find a way to not have you work on that team anymore.
Oh.
Which means if he is upset and he really wants.
wanted to impose, what you then do is you start to create in the corporate world of paper
trail on somebody not doing things so you can get rid of that way.
Hold on.
Is there a chance that whatever was said in this email could be true and the boss be like,
you know what, I should read this and look at this as a critique?
No.
Okay.
Because it wasn't even sent to the boss.
It was sent to like, Clark.
But do you say, I mean, if you're emailing your buddy about something, do you say like,
dear Clark.
No, he's a bro.
Yeah.
You don't say anything.
And it's also you're talking about him
and third or like whatever person that is.
So no, I don't think so.
I think the boss knows the boss is letting it.
I think if you value long term at this place,
you have to go.
Or you just send another one to go,
L.O.L.
that joke gets it.
Well, that's what I was going to say,
like, since it's still April,
can you be like,
did you get my April Fool's joke?
Yeah, you better hold it came on the first.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's a little too personal.
If you want to stay at that job,
You need to go and bring it up
because it's going to be very awkward.
It's going to be, it's already bad.
You're not going to be able to make good out of this.
So you need to go.
It's going to be awkward and bad.
Put some feelers out for some new jobs.
It's just not going to be good.
But I would have the conversation
because I would just imagine playing the odds
that he reads the emails of his employees.
Yeah.
Right? Everybody feels like that.
Yeah.
We got your email and we rose.
Bobby's Mailbag.
What did you find out about the shoes?
Okay, well, it's unfortunate because the box I did see, Abby confirmed where it was.
And I was like, yeah, that's one I saw.
I said, Attention, Bobby Bones show.
Okay, that's all fine, but what about Eddie's shoes?
Right, right.
So I thought it was to you from Brooks, but it was Bobby Bones show,
and then it had, like, maybe probably Mike D's name under it and I didn't see it.
I don't know where Eddie's are.
What about Eddie's stolen shoes?
And then...
I don't know.
So Abby, like, for sure, saw shoes for me, right?
Yes, I 100% saw them.
And I would bet that they sent me shoes to.
Because why would they not?
Well, she thinks they didn't.
She didn't message.
Abby just confirmed because I showed her right where I saw the box.
I don't need shoes anyway, but Eddie needs shoes.
Does he?
You do.
Because they stole your walker.
Somebody stole your running shoes.
I'm just tired of things getting stolen around here.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Well, there's nothing I can do.
All the mail comes and just sits in a room where everybody has access to.
Yeah.
It's the worst system ever.
But it's no one in this room.
That stole the shoes.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
A shaggy once said.
It wasn't me.
I saw the box on the counter.
We got to do something about the mail here, though.
It wasn't me.
Because it is the worst system.
Like, people send me stuff up here.
I never get it because somebody probably steals it.
Then mail comes here for other places and lunchbox steals it.
Like the wine from the general manager.
It sat there for a month.
I figured that was...
Scoo, Steve, what's the plan?
In general, though, I feel like we're all adults.
We should be checking the mail on our...
That doesn't worry.
Get to a quicker and take it home.
Because how long were those shoes sitting there for?
A couple days.
A couple days.
I don't even know where the...
I think of it's over the weeks.
No, one's ever told me where the mail even is.
It's just a break room.
No, I see that.
Yeah, it's all spread out on a tape.
Yeah, but there's a male box.
It's like a freaking potlock.
It's like going to Sunday on the grounds after church.
Everybody just brings a macaroni and cheese and lays it on the ground.
Because it's been sitting there forever and people don't get to their mail and take it home.
So, I mean, I think us as adults should be better at getting the mail sooner and take it home.
So this stuff doesn't happen anymore.
But we can try to figure it out, rectify it and get you new shoes or check cameras.
Because somebody's not here for two days.
Doesn't mean that they're going to be stolen.
No, I'm not saying that's okay to steal it.
But I'm saying to combat that, we should probably get on it quicker.
But if you don't know you have mail.
Well, check it every day.
You're going to, like, we're all adults to go look over there.
If you just presented that to like the American Society, we're all adults, we shouldn't murder and pillage and pay.
That wouldn't happen.
I think he's saying like everyone could take five seconds and go walk by the table and see if they're named.
Thank him, yes.
Like we check our mail every day at home.
I go to the mail box and look and like, oh, I check my mail like once a week.
I'm guilty.
I'm not an adult.
I don't go by there.
There's no system.
It's all you're scattered amongst that room.
I know.
But, I mean, I think that it piles up and there's nowhere else for it to go.
And there's a lot of mail for people that don't even work here anymore.
Yeah, the system's broken.
But I kind of like the fun surprise of like, what?
If your mail gets stolen?
No, no, no.
But like my little mailbox where the envelopes go, because we all have one with our name on it.
Did you know that?
Yeah, I see the envelope.
Okay.
And so, yeah, sometimes I go a long time without checking that.
And then I do.
And that's when, bam, I have a $37 royalty check from Holiday Harmony.
Heck yeah.
And I'm like, yeah, that's fun.
Operation Find Eddie's shoes.
Please.
This is ridiculous.
If you turn in whoever stole Eddie's shoes, a $100 reward.
Wow.
Lunchbox?
Lunchbox?
If you turn in
whoever stole it.
No questions asked?
You know, you're turning somebody in.
I'm not asking a bunch of questions
once I find out who it is.
No, but I mean.
No, there'll be questions.
I'm not saying the shoes turn up.
If you turn in whomever stole the shoes
or where they went,
and that's the truth,
I'll give you $100.
I'm tired of people stealing stuff around here.
No questions to ask, Amy.
No, there'll be lots of questions asked.
And some statements given afterward.
I thought it was that you could just show up
with the shoes, no questions asked.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Tell me something good.
The abandoned pet rescue is a no-kill animal shelter in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
And about two years ago, a Dalmatian came in.
And they were like, man, this Dalmatian's really not listening to us.
Turns out the Dalmatian was deaf.
It's a three-year-old Dalmatian named Coco.
And so after a few years, staff, volunteers, they taught the dog's sign language.
So the dog would see the sign language?
I don't know, man.
Because if he's deaf, he has to learn to see motions and then do it.
Maybe a little bit of both.
Because I think you give me two years, I'm still only going to learn full sign language.
Like, I don't think I can do that, much less the Dalmatian.
I know that I love you sign.
I can spell my name, B-O-B-B-Y.
That's amazing.
Your job.
And then I know.
Is it amazing, Eddie?
Yeah, I don't know how to spell my name in sign language.
I know how to do vomit.
You can figure your throat.
I know how to get me a beer.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Listen, they adopted the dog.
The dog was deaf.
Now the dog has learned sign language.
What are you doing?
A, B, C, D, D, D, D, D, E.
That's amazing.
D, D, D, I, E.
Hey, that's also some good news.
Yeah, but what's really cool is that a couple found out about her,
read the store in the paper,
and have officially adopted Coco.
Great news.
Yeah, and Coco's going to start working, too.
Since Coco is deaf and can do sign language,
it's going to go around helping other people.
I feel like I know sign language, like I know CPR.
Like, I've seen it on TV, enough of those things.
I could probably...
Dude, the fact that you can do it,
spell your name in sign language is awesome. B-O-B-W-W? Yeah. Can you do
lunchbox? It's three letters. I got lots of B's in there, bro. That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Lunchbox, if you hit this, you win.
Really?
You got four win.
Oh, Swift and Lauren's only got one.
I didn't even know that.
You've been slacking me, yeah.
Elder versus a millennial.
Let me get dialed in then.
Hold on.
So up first, he's the captain of cringe.
He claims all he does is when.
He's afraid of every kind of snake.
And for dessert, he demands cheesecake.
It's lunchbox.
Let's go.
I'm going to ask you three questions that Lauren will probably know the answers to.
Lunchbox, what boy band release songs in the 2000s,
such as Year 3,000 and Burning Up?
Boy band.
Jonas Brothers.
Correct.
Wow.
What?
Hey, he played that a little time.
I don't know anything about boy bands.
I guess I'll just guess randomly.
I heard it this morning.
They may end our studio and there may have been people banging on the windows.
Next up, lunchbox.
T-L-D-R is slang.
Use by millennials to acknowledge and summarize body of text.
What does T-L-D-R mean?
T-L-D-R?
and it's for a body of text.
Too long, don't remember.
Incorrect.
I guess so.
Lauren?
I'm not even 100% sure.
I think that is.
Need an answer.
Too late, don't remember.
People post this when you post it way too much crap.
They're like, TLDR, too long, didn't read.
I didn't see that one.
Lunchbox.
What was the name of actor Josh Hutcherson's character in The Hunger Games?
I mean, I don't know.
Is he the dude?
Josh Hutchison.
What was the name of actor Josh Hutcherson's character in the Hunger Games?
Pita.
Correct.
Why is he playing awesome?
That's because Amy made us film the stupid Hunger Games.
Let's just say people were banging on the windows.
Did the Jonas Brothers fans bang on the windows?
Yeah, but that has nothing to do with how you know their songs.
All right.
He nailed that Jonas Brothers.
He's a secret fan.
He is.
That's okay. There's nothing wrong with that, man.
All right, Lunchbox's opponent.
Man, if she loses this, she's done.
She's getting married a month from today, but to win this game, she'll need to pray.
It's Swifty Lauren.
Lauren, these are questions at Lunchbox.
Probably, based on his age, he should know the answer to.
Question number one.
The iconic blue steel look comes from what 2000s comedy movie?
The iconic blue steel.
Blue steel look
Comes from what
2000's comedy movie
Do you have an answer there
Swifty Lauren
Five seconds
The pressure the pressure
Comedy movie
Steel blue steel movie
Yeah time
I don't know
If he knows it's over
He's smiling he wins
He's doing the little
Please pause
Hey Lauren see that door
You're gonna need to exit stage left
Go ahead
Zoolander
That's correct
Let's go!
He just dominated.
He went 5-1 on her.
Who won?
Lauren, who would have won the Grammy with their song Faith in 1989?
George Michael.
Yeah, correct.
And then finally, what iconic arcade game featured a yellow circular character eating dots?
Heckman.
Correct.
If you got blue still, you didn't know it.
You got me.
But you did lose, and Lunchbox is the champion.
She didn't do as well as me against.
She did Eddie.
She would do everything.
I just got to say.
She,
Against Eddie, she knew everything.
I feel like this season she struggled with answering any of the question.
I did struggle this season?
I can't hear it.
Couldn't hear it.
There it is.
You also played awesome, though.
You came, I came in, you were like, I don't really know that much.
We'll see.
And you know a lot more than you're doing.
That's what you're up here.
I can't hear you on top of the throne.
What?
Top of the mountain, king of the mountain.
Whoa, champion way up here.
Returning.
Next week will be Morgan.
Oh, really?
That's the millennial.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't get to pick.
It's been a fun run.
Who do you want to pick from?
Hey, Abby, have you ever played this?
No, I haven't.
Oh, you know what?
That's a good point.
But you know what?
You're still not going to play.
I want to O.G., I want more.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't think he doesn't get to pick.
Dude, that is paper-view material right there.
Him and Abby.
I agree.
I agree.
You don't get to pick when you can insert the next millennial.
Okay, I pick me.
No, you're out.
You're out. You're out.
Abby, you're out next.
You're out next.
You're only against lunchbox in the next season.
You haven't played.
You're the only one that hasn't gone.
I have not.
Okay.
So Abby on Lunchbox, next elder millennial.
A tax preparer in New York City.
This is from NBC, New York.
He was known as the magician with his tax preparing.
He was arrested by IRS agents in an alleged $100 million tax rip-off scheme.
See, if I were a tax preparer and I was ripping people off,
I'd have a nickname like the person that cares about the government would never rip off anybody.
That's your nickname?
Yeah, but something like that.
the magician, you just know they're up to no good.
Like unless, or if my nickname became the magician as a tax preparer,
I would start having magic be a side hustle just to cover my tracks and be like, duh.
Watch, rabbit from a hat.
Look, I'm a magician.
Otherwise, that ain't a good nickname to have.
Magically figuring out.
Yeah.
Bronx tax preparer known as the magician was arrested, criminal investigation.
He was charged Monday morning on federal tax and conspiracy counts.
60 years old.
over 10 years stealing more than $100 million.
He's known as a magician.
He can't say abercadabber anymore, they say.
No, we can't.
You just can't have that nickname.
Or if you do have it, you can't shake it,
then you have to go be a real magician.
I'm sure he'd love to disappear right now.
Yeah.
Can't do it.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
The most stressful time of the day is...
Right now.
Well, 8.15 a.m.
Because work is starting and your whole plate's full?
Either that or your...
also trying to get out the door with kids. It depends on what you have going on at your home,
but it could be that you didn't wake up in time, then you're rushing for work, you're trying
to get ready, you're trying to make breakfast, you're trying to get kids ready.
So the thing is they're-
Now I'm stressed out for you guys by doing all that. Too much. Right. Whatever you can do
for nighttime you to take care of morning you is the best chance of success and not getting
stressed out early in the day. You know, I'll be tired when I go to bed because I think my
most stressful times is a different time. I'll be exhausted.
Even sleepy, can be two different things, tired and sleepy, but I'll be both.
And I'm just like dragging to get to bed.
And as soon as I lay down, I get covered up, I'm just like, oh, I can't stop.
My brain just flips on.
And now I'm stressed out because I think I'm giving myself time to just sit, calm, and think.
And that stresses me out.
So I don't know what the answer is, but it could involve drugs in the 90s.
Oh, man.
Going hard.
A lot of those bands used to do.
Yeah, that's not going to be the answer.
But that's my most stressful time, bedtime,
which is weird because it's the opposite of what it should be.
All right, what else?
Well, Americans, American adults specifically are winning at skipping cancer screenings.
Like, we're doing really good at that.
That's not like real gay.
I know.
Being a little sarcastic here, but it's like we're getting so good at it
that the president has declared April cancer prevention and early detection month.
So we now don't, two reasons.
One, if you can't afford to go to the doctor.
been there, you don't go to the doctor.
Two, we don't go to the doctor because
we don't want to get the bad news.
That's true. I mean, we were not.
It's like, well, we don't want to go to the doctor and just have them tell me something bad.
If I don't know about it, it's not there.
Right.
And Danielle, who is on Elvis Duran's morning show, she just shared yesterday that
she was inspired by a Kardashian to go get a skin cancer spot looked at.
And turns out it was cancerous.
So, you know, I think it was Chloe.
So Chloe Kardashian's sharing her stuff helped,
Danielle go get tested and now she was able to get it removed.
And Danielle sharing her story is going to encourage other people to go get tested.
And early detection is everything.
So the quicker you get in,
I feel you.
It's like most people would hear this and be like,
that's why I don't go.
I don't want to find out to have it.
Yeah, but you should.
No, no, again, I'm not saying what you should or shouldn't do,
but that's why this is what it is.
And it could be skin cancer.
It could be women making sure, you know,
if you have access to getting a mammogram and a year of the age,
to go start doing it, to make sure you do it.
And I go in every Tuesday,
I'm a prostate check for that reason.
Every Tuesday.
Every Tuesday.
I got a standing appointment.
Yes.
All right.
It's behind the IHop over on third.
All right.
All right.
Lany Wilson,
she's living the dream right now.
So much success.
But something cool is Robin Roberts production company is doing a documentary about Lainey and her life.
Her family is going to be involved.
And I'm super excited about this.
It's going to stream on Hulu and it'll be out in May 29th.
I was a part of this?
You were?
Is it a bit of a headache?
I'll be honest with you.
The only reason I did it.
just because it was Laney and I've known Laney since before Laney even had a record deal,
so it's been super cool to watch our success.
Now, it wasn't about Laney that was difficult.
I was wearing a white hat and had a very small logo on it that said Allo.
I was just up here doing the show.
They're like, can we come by and interview you for like an hour about Laney?
Because Laney would come to my house.
We'd do interviews like on a podcast before any of this fame happened.
And I was like, absolutely.
And so they get here and they're like, you take your hat off.
And I was like, no, you didn't give me a heads up.
and my hair was a mess.
And then they were like, well, can you put tape over it?
And I did, and they got a call going,
nah, I can't wear the tape.
We spent like 30 minutes.
Just trying to fix the hat.
Oh, my goodness.
And they were like, can you turn it backward?
And I was like, oh, God, I'm going to be backward hat guy in a documentary.
And so we ended up finding some white tape.
We didn't get to any of the questions.
We said 30 minutes on the stupid hat.
And so I don't know what's going to happen.
I don't even know if I were them, I'd cut it all.
Unless they just want to show like a blooper reel of us trying to fix it.
my hat, but I got no heads
up. That would be funny. That I couldn't wear
just a hat with a tiny, it's going to be awesome, good for
Laney, but that's my experience with that documentary.
I guess now I recall you recording
something for Laney, but I didn't know it was for this
Robin Roberts documentary.
You know, I love her.
Robin wasn't here, though. It was
whoever was asking me the question
that wasn't on camera. They were just like, talk about
this. And I'd be like, well, they were like, yeah, can you
turn your hat? Oh, mother.
The hat.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
It's Bobby.
Tell me something good.
Two brothers in San Antonio on a mission to mow 50 lawns for free.
They're taking part in the raising men and women lawn care services, 50-yard challenge,
which is just, hey, who needs it, why do you need it, and let us come over and mow your yard.
And what happens is usually it's a lot of elderly folks who can't mow their yard, disabled,
or even single parents who have to work all the time, and even some veterans.
and so, you know, 14, Adrian's 14, and his brother who's around the same age,
they're like, we're going to go do this, we're not making any money,
and our goal is to finish 50.
They finish six right now, and so they have 44 more to go,
and apparently they have eight or nine on the books.
Okay, good.
WTSP with that story, that's two teenagers who are donating a lot of time,
and even money, as far as money they're not making.
Yeah, got to pay for their own gas, lawnmower breaks,
We either bag up the grass,
rank the leaves.
Lundrax knows what it's like because he had his own lawn business.
I'm just saying, man, I don't know.
You're just saying you don't know.
You don't know what?
I don't know if it's a good business move.
It's not a good business move.
They're helping others.
It's a good human move.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
People that can't do it.
They're for sure going to come out in the red.
But that's what people do when they help others.
Yes, yes.
It's like a donation.
It's a donation.
Yes, thank you, Amy.
Good job by those kids.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good
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