The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Early Bird) Greatest Songs With Our Names In Them + Lunchbox Wants To Defend His Theory of ‘You Never Know Who You Are Sleeping Next To…”

Episode Date: April 7, 2022

We share the greatest songs that feature our names in the lyrics.  After a man fatally runs over wife with an SUV at Salt Lake City airport…Lunchbox wants to defend his theory that you never know who you are sleeping next to at night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. I thought we'd start off with Time March is on this morning. My marches on. Where? It's just us getting older, but remember when we were younger and someone would fall and we'd all laugh. We're like, ah, he fell. Yeah. That was funny.

We're playing basketball last weekend, and Eddie took a spill. I can't stop thinking about it, actually. Eddie wiped out, and I would think 10 years ago, five years ago, would be like, hilarious. You did not laugh. Eddie fell down. But yeah, and there were a lot of guys with us, and guys are dumb and juvenile. Nobody laughed. when Eddie went down everyone kind of went

and someone yelled Oh no Yeah And then everybody made sure he was okay So I've been thinking about this Because it was like slow motion When Eddie fell And there's no grace in the fall

But I think time marches on Because the older you get When you fall Worse things can happen to you In that fall More permanent damage What happened? Man you know it's one of those things

Where my mind saw my body doing something But my body didn't catch up I was going for the ball and my knees buckled. My knees buckled and I made a barrel roll. Almost fell off the whole court. Oh, wow. And then you're right.

All I heard was, oh, no, no, no, you okay? You okay? I'm fine, boys. I'm 43. It's fine. Yeah, it was a whole court because it's a weird court where off the edge it just drops. Oh. And the benches where the players usually sit her down below the ground.

So Eddie could have died. I could have. Yeah, I've been thinking about that. So I'm replaying in my head a little bit. And thank you for not laughing. That was very nice of you. No, I was scared. And then it took me a few days to realize, oh, I was scared because I thought,

Eddie might die. Yes. So like a shift has happened. Like in the eight, like something, all of y'all. Everything happened to her. You too. You're in this too, Amy. I mean, if you were to fall right now, we would all go, oh my gosh, Amy, are you okay?

Or when you walk into a wall, what you still do sometimes? Like, we're like, oh, are you okay? Then you're like, yeah, I'm fine. Or when you hit your head on something. You know? Yeah, I know. It's a thing. It is a thing.

So that's my time marches on. I'm still getting some deep stuff this morning about Eddie falling. It's deep. But luckily nobody really, really got hurt. No. Like 13 of us. I told you one guy got hit in the eye pretty hard, but that's okay. That could happen at any age.

That's not an ACL tear or a fall that breaks bones. Y'all are so all sore, though, right? I'm not. Oh, I am. The only thing I had really were a couple blisters on my feet because I played in track shoes. Oh, yeah. But I forgot. You train daily for a life.

Thank you. I train four times a week. For this. I never left the court full court two hours because all my training. I trained. for this. Let's open up the mail bag. You send an email

and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. The guy that I'm newly dating invited me to stay at his house for the first time. But I walked away with some concerns.

First thing, it was really cold and he didn't want to turn the heat on, so he brought me a towel to use from his bathroom because he didn't have a single blanket in the house. Second thing He likes to read before bed And asked if I mind it Of course I said no

But get this He whispers to himself while he reads It's kind of like he's reading out loud to himself But very Very quietly And then third thing When he was finished reading He couldn't find his bookmark

So he took the sock off his foot And used it to mark his page That's legit A bookmarker That's legit Has he not heard of doing the dog year thing To mark the page he's on I am less attracted to him after this night

And I'm not sure if these are silly things To get annoyed over I just feel like they speak volumes About what's to come if I continue dating him Would love your thoughts And if your attraction level would go down After these things as well Thank you signed MB

Well I don't think that this is A fundamental reason to not date so I don't hear Or see anything here that's like Well this doesn't match So we can't go on There are some things that you can fix And I'm not a big fix a person type thing unless it's a small thing like this.

I've been fixed in a few ways. Now, fundamentally, Caitlin, hasn't changed anything about me, but there are some really annoying things that I would do, I think. I used to just wear a clothes and get in the bed. And she was like, you've had those clothes on. And that's gross to her. Yeah. She's like, you've been out all.

I don't do that. That's a small thing that she fixed. She was like, that's, she feels like it's bringing germs into the bed. So that was a fix. I would, sometimes, you know, just have one sheet down or if the sheets, I didn't finish all the sheets because I wash my sheets all the time. I used to. I would put a couple towels down, just lay on them and then put the comfort over me. Now we have multiple sets to make sure we always are cut. These are little gross habits.

She fixed of mind of being a single guy for my whole life. You wash your feet now before you get in the bed. Yeah, I just wash my feet all the time now. It's so stupid. But I get it. So with all that being said, if you don't like them, you don't like them. But let's go through this one by one. The heat. The heat's not on. Okay, it sounds to me like he's trying to save money. he's a single guy and doesn't have an extra blanket. Get it. As soon as he's not a single guy and he's not trying to, or he was raised, a lot of people were raised, you don't turn the air conditioner on in the house at all. That's right. Until some specific day.

So that could be his raisin that makes him act like that. The second thing, he likes to read before bed. Okay, you're just trying to be annoyed. Yes, that could be something that's annoying. But he was reading out loud. No, he was whispering. That's okay. Yes, it's annoying, but you could be like, yo, bro, put headphones on.

If you really liked him, this would not be. a deal breaker. Annoying and weird. But it's not a deal breaker. You could also fix that. Like, hey, would you mind not reading? I'm right here. Hey, I'm trying to read too. And when you read that, I can't stay on the page. That's an easy fix. And then finally, the sock. The sock.

A plus. I love it. I love it. It's funny. Great inventions are discovered. But also that's easy. You can just teach him to fold. No, he may not want to, though. It's also gross. He just needs to learn because he doesn't have anybody living with him to tell him that's gross. Yeah. Hilarious, but gross. Two of those things, you could gift him a blanket and gift him a bookmark.

Done. And gift him the gift of love. Oh, I love that one. And or maybe one day you're like, hey, could you read that a little louder? And it's like he's reading to you. If, for some reason, you're like, you know, he just doesn't want to have kids and I do. Okay, that's a reason. Maybe you don't continue on.

Unless, of course, you're looking for reasons. That's it. That's it. If you're looking for reasons. Then sure. Here's the reason. We're giving you the final reason to break up with them. But if everything's great except that, that's not enough to break it up.

It's annoying. These aren't red flags by any means. They are slightly yellow flags. Slightly yellow is very different. If he can't, yes. If he can't adapt to being around someone and not acting like a caveman, it gets a bit more yellow. But right now, just slightly yellow. Man, if they stay together and get married, these are the things that she's going to love about them.

No, you'll drive even more crazy once she doesn't change. All right. By the way, you can email us at any time. Morgan, what is the email address? Mailbag at Bobbybones.com. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah.

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is Lunchbox. Amy, what popular Microsoft Gaming System recently celebrated. It's 20th anniversary. Ooh, this I know. Xbox. How do you know that? Xbox is Microsoft. That's all I know. I just know. I know it in my brain somewhere. That's correct. Good job, Amy. So these are all questions that Lunchbox will know the answer to, or we think he will, and then we'll ask lunchbox questions that you'll know the answers to. Right.

Next up, what beer is known as the champagne of beers? What? What beer's brand is known? It's got to be like at the champagne. It's got to be like expensive beer. I've never heard that slogan before in my life. Let me say it again. Champaign of beers.

So it can't be one of the bud lights or the naughty lights or the coolers lights because that's like cheap. Champaign. Heineken. We start going through all the crappy ones. Okay. I have not heard this saying before. Ooh, Corona. No.

Oh, that's like something on a beach. Champagne of beers. Heineken. Incorrect. I don't know. Lunchbox, what's your favorite beer? We'll go on Miller Light or Bud Light. Fine.

Great. What's the champagne of beers, though? Amstel Light. Incorrect. I've never heard that slogan in my life. Do you know it? Easy. Miller High Life.

That's right. It's kind of sarcastic because it's really not that good. Oh, so it is a cheap year. Oh, High Life? I have no idea. Oh, yeah. That's what high school. Well.

I thought High Life meant like extra. like extra special. It's pretty cheap, man. The champagne of beers is Miller High Life. Wow, I'm impressed you knew that. I never heard that in my life. Amy, citizen, Omega, longines, are all manufacturers of what common accessory? Watches.

Correct. Yeah. Wow. Amy got two. Lunchbox got zero steals. Lunchbox. Which male pop star chose to rock a way too big suit. and hot pink beanie at the Grammys this past Sunday night.

That was Justin Bieber. That is correct. Look like he read his dad's closet. Fun fact, until lunchbox was probably 27, he wore his dad's suit to anywhere we needed a suit. Maybe older than 27. Well, that's the last time I remember, because he would show up and it would be too big.

His oversized situation. And he would say, well, this is my dad's suit. I don't have one. And then we're like, but you're starting to make it now. Like, you get a good paycheck. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, so I rolled.

50 Shades of Grey started out as fan fiction based on which popular movie series. So the book, the series, 50 Shades of Grey. It was written as fan fiction about a different series. Huh? I don't know. Because I'm confused. So you're saying the book came from a movie and then the book turned into a movie.

Yeah, basically. I'm going to give you an example of how this works. So let's say Superman. this. The movie Superman. Man of Steel. Okay. And someone, a fan gets on the internet and writes, well, this is Superman's opportunity to play in the major leagues.

And they chronicle a story they made up about Superman trying to make the major leagues. And it's like he makes AAA ball, gets sent back. It's a whole story. It's a whole book series. But really, it was based on the character from Superman. Got it. So, do you know 50 shades of gray? That came from what? Yeah, Twilight. Correct.

Are you serious? Really? I just, I have no idea. That is. an absolute guess. Yeah, sure it is. I have no idea. I don't even know it. Wow, I didn't know you were into that. I love those movies. He was like, okay, he stalled enough.

What? That is unbelievable. Hopefully this will be believable. Your acting is getting a little better. Yes. That's a lot of pay. Wow. Yeah, that 300 a month.

That is crazy. Yeah, you can stop now. Okay, we're the most random guess. Now this is called overacting. I am in shock. Now he's crying. Okay, buddy, we get it. Last one.

Whatever. We get it. It all comes to this final question. If you get it, you win. That's fine. Let's go. If you miss it, you lose, because Amy will steal probably. Here we go.

Oh, Amy knows this one, huh? Plopping is a semi-new word associated with what type of hair. Huh? Plopping is a semi-new word. It's been used now not super. Newba County New, associated with what type of

hair? Like, I need to tell you a hairstyle or you want to be... That's the question. Plopping is associated with what type of hair?

Curly hair. Correct. Wow! Oh my gosh! Okay. Hey, that's a pretty good... That's pretty good. Oh my gosh.

You're getting better. You guys have got to be kidding me. Hey, send my regards to your acting coach. This, that is so bananas. Like, I mean,

that is bananas. You know, you just guess sometimes when things happen. That is banana. And C. V-A-N-A-N-A-S. Oh, my. That's unreal. That is unreal.

All right, let's do it again. Take it from the top. Let's watch, right. Plopping. No, guys, I am dead serious. I've never heard that turn of my life. You did twilight. I didn't know anything.

You went three for three, nailed all of them. And it's like, wow. Yeah. Wow. I mean, that is. Right. You might as well hit it. You might as well hit it.

Wow! Okay. And they stay there! And they stay there! Good job, buddy. That's so funny. That's just, that's nuts. It's bananas and nuts.

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Tell me something good. So there's this girl, Victoria Brinker. She started singing at age two. She's now 10 and has been named the world's youngest opera singer by Guinness World Records, and she lives in Pennsylvania. People that say they sing at age two, I just don't believe them. I would work on American Idol, and they'd be like, yeah, man. Six months, I was letting a rip.

No, like, no, you're crying. Well, my three-year-old, he sings all the time. And I guess he started when he was two. Sings or like, gong-g-g-g-g-h. Like that. Yeah, that's my point. That doesn't count. I don't think so.

I think you need to have a song you're singing. Yeah. But, great. Well, she's been singing and practicing since two. She dedicates 45 minutes to an hour every day. And this is the sweet part. She said, my mom taught me how to sing and helps me believe that I can do anything. So this is a way for lunchbox to go viral.

Well, as old as kid. I mean. He ain't 10. Teach me to be an opera singer real quick He does sing. He sings Let it go Let it go Would you be mad if he went viral?

Yes Oh, you would You don't want him to be viral But if it brought attention to me as the parent But it's not The parent only got one little mention At the end of the article Yeah and it just says my mom

The real star here is Victory Brinker So if you knew They said okay Your son's going to be wildly famous and viral For six months But you're not getting a single mention Would you let him? No

Wow because it could be unhealthy for him. Yeah, unhealthy for him, and why would I not want some of the attention? That's probably that one. Because I deserve the spotlight. I put him in that position. Do you feel like the mom here should get more of shine? Absolutely.

How would that kid know how to do that? That kid wouldn't be here without the mom. Well, none of us would be here without the mom. Yep. That's a great story. Good for that. Probably one of our great operas, although I know nothing about opera. But that is a great story.

That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. This is from the New York Post, and I normally wouldn't read a story like this, but Lunchbox has a theory that he's been using for years. So let me tell you the story. This guy, Sean 38, is charged with automobile homicide after he mowed down his 29-year-old wife at a parking garage at the Salt Lake City Airport. So, and it goes through suspected motive on and on. But Lunchbox has a theory that you never know who you're sleeping next to. You think you know, but you have no idea.

It's his husband and wife coming back from vacation. They get to the parking garage and he's like, I can't do it. Like, I had one last vacation with her and it's just, I mean, and he mows her down with the car. So they went on vacation and she thinks, oh, we had such a great time. And in his head, he's thinking, I had the worst time in my life. And so you have no idea who you are sleeping next to. Like, Eddie, your wife, you think, you know her, but you have no idea. Could she wake up and just start stabbing him?

Yes. No, I would have an idea. No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't. What are you talking about having a... But if you don't do anything to make them snap, then you have an idea. I mean, they just got back from vacation. But we don't know what happened on vacation. Maybe she had an idea.

He's just said this for 15 years. That no matter how close you are to somebody, in their mind, they'd be plotting to murder you. No matter how good it is, how bad it is, they could be working on a whole plan. But does anybody in here think that their spouse is potentially capable of this? No one thinks that. No one thinks that. But... But you have no idea who they really are.

Do you think your wife could kill you? Yes. See? I think about her all the time. Tell me more. Listen, she watches all these snapped and date lines and all it is is like, oh, we're such a happy couple. And then, boom, next day, murdered.

Do you think you need to do something, though, to make her snap or along many years of neglecting her? Well, I don't about neglecting her, but I'm just saying something happens where the next day it's like, you know what, I'm tired of this guy. Maybe there's a tornado. I'm just going to hypothetical. Maybe there's a tornado and she's scared to death. Like she doesn't want anyone to leave her side.

Okay. Tell me more. Because a tornado is hypothetical. Been through your neighborhood and destroyed houses near you. So she still has some PTSD related to that. Yeah. And then, I don't know, her husband, I don't know, let's call him dinner square. Okay. Dinner Square says, I'm going to leave you and go to a comedy show.

Oh, yeah. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. Tim Gaffin. Just to come up with a name. Yeah. Would you think maybe that would lead her to maybe go to murdering you? Maybe? Maybe, yeah. That's what I'm saying. You have no idea. It seems like, oh, we're on lovey-dovey. We're the perfect couple. And then one day you're gone.

But I would say most of these aren't lovy-dovey perfect couple. No one feels that way. Okay, but by his logic, he could also snap and kill her. Could you? Yes. Yes. That's what I'm saying. You have no idea who is sleeping next to you. But there's a difference and you have no idea who sleeping next to you and you have no idea what humans are capable of if they have so much pressure on. them. Because at the same time, you're saying you have no idea who you are too. Because you can snap and kill her. Do you know who you are? I do. Yeah. Could you? Now that you say that, I couldn't, I wouldn't. Exactly. But are you just saying that now? Because we're starting to be on to who you really are.

No, no, I don't have that kind of ill will. I'm just kind of like, all right, whatever. So could you, I'm going to ask you one more time, could your wife as you slept tonight, murder you? Yes. Okay. There you have it. Don't you think your wife could? You don't want to think it. It's terrible. Yeah, I don't want to think of you. You don't want to think it. You don't want to think it. You don't want to think it. You don't want to, but in reality, she could.

I mean, I guess at any given moment, any one of us, you could kill some of us. Lunchmark says again, you never know who's sleeping next to you. You think you know, but you have no idea. I think you stole that from somewhere? No, he did not. No, he did not. I came up with that. Okay.

Well, hope everybody feels better about their life. Wow. And their marriages. Look over at the person next to you think you love, but they may actually. be the one that's out to kill you because you think you know but you have no idea but isn't that to catch the tag to like real world or something no no no what is it MTV Diaries got what is that yeah yeah the artist will go you think you know you have no idea yeah like they would do the artist I don't know that show but didn't real world say something

no it says when people stop being polite and start getting real it is MTV diary that was our catch line you think you know you have no idea yeah I don't know what that show but you watch MTV all the time yeah but I've never heard that show you'll be in sued right now. I never thought, no. I've never heard Tom Petty Free Fallen, but it's not just like it. No. Okay. No. All right. So Lunchbox, thank you for your theory. Thank you. And I'm sorry for this woman. Yeah, absolutely. And you could be sorry for any one of us in the morning. I could. Tomorrow morning even. Yep. And if it happens, I'll visit your grave and say, I told you. Well, that's not what I want you to say, but thank you.

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Why, what is yours, Eddie? Tom Petty, Into the Great Wide Open. Into the Great Wide Open. Yeah. Eddie waited till he finished high school. And I listen and I'm like, that's so cool that it uses my name Eddie in it, and that's why I love the song. Let me hear it again.

Just the Eddie part. Eddie waited till he finished high school. Do you guys know, End of the Great White Open? Yes. Yes. Got a tattoo. Amy. Is it, Amy, what you want to do?

Yeah, that's a good. Amy, what you want to do. Yeah, that's a good one. Who sings this? Pure Prairie League. Oh, it's a struggle. Big man. Was that an easy one for you?

The song? Like picking it? Yeah, I mean, are there other ones that you... Yeah, I love. I bet Amy's back in Austin. Blake. Blake? Working at LaZona Rosa Cafe.

Yeah. No, I don't, I think that's not Blake. That's not Blake. Blake is. If you're calling, that's just awesome. Yeah, who sings Amy back in Austin? That was a jam, Amy. Little Texas.

Little Texas. Yes. Okay. Lunchbox, I'm curious about yours. Well, see, here's the thing. Finding lunchbox in a song, I couldn't really find it. So I just went one with my nickname in it. And so this is what I picked.

Big Pimp. Big Pimp. Okay. Not your nickname. Not a single person's ever called you that. Yeah. You guys didn't know me in my Big Pimp when I was called Big Pimp. We actually...

Okay, I'm torn between two. So the first one is, hooty and the blowfish. I only want to be with you. Yeah? There's a line that goes, Ain't Bobby so cool? Oh, right. So here you go.

I forgot about that. I never knew that was Bobby. And as a kid, I was like, that's so cool. He'd do that. And so I didn't know who it was, but I texted. And I was like, hey, who's, like two weeks ago? I was like, who's Bobby in this song? And he goes, Bob Dylan.

When they wrote it. Because you kind of thought it could have been you? No. It's a little young, but I was like, hey, who knows? The other one is, because I'm going to be somebody. Travis Trit. Oh, yeah. One of these days, I'm going to break these.

There's a line that goes, Bobby played his guitar on the hardest side of town. Bobby played his guitar on the hardest side of town. That's good. That's really good. Where it's hard for poor boy to find them on. So it's probably that one, because that one is a little more. reflective of also my life. I didn't play guitar in the poor part of town,

but I lived there. And I felt like that, like, I'm going to be somebody someday. What do you think? Which one? Oh, ha. Because the hooty ones good, too. I know. They're both good. You got to pick one.

Hootie. Eddie? I'm going to go with Travis Tripp because now we know it's Bob Dylan. Definitely not you. The first one could be, I mean, could be you. I was also like nine. Neither or him. It's obviously the hard part of town, how you grew up and how you had dreams to make it somewhere.

So it's obviously that one. So I'm going to go with Travis Tritt. I'm going to be somebody. There you go. This is before he blocked me on Twitter. Oh, yeah, way before. Twitter didn't exist yet. Now change it?

Morgan, do you have a song that has your name in it? Yeah, I do. It's two pinia colladas by Garth Brooks. Let me hear the Morgan part. Let's set the sale with Captain Morgan. Okay. Let me tell you why. Okay.

Let me tell you why. So I, for the longest time, for my entire life, told people I was named after Captain Morgan. Right? I fully believed it. I thought that was true. Until like two years ago, my parents were like, you just made up that story along the line, and we just like you kept telling it. But it's not true.

That's not who you're named after. A rum. And that is why she likes alcohol now. Yeah, it makes sense. Okay, well, that's a fun little segment. Hey, Bobby here. If you want quality car insurance at a price you can afford, go with the general insurance.

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Well, she submitted it to the school and they were just... basically like given a warning. And she thought, how in the world? No, this more needs to be done. So she tracked down these three guys, parents on Facebook. That'll do it. The mom specifically. And she sent the screenshots of what the boys had been sending her to all three moms.

I'm assuming the boys were sending like their body parts. Yeah. Well, when scuba caught his ex-wife cheating on him, if this is, stop me if I'm incorrect. You had evidence and you sent it to her. her father. Yes, I did via email. Yeah, had images of her and lingerie that she was using on a cheating website called Ashley Madison. So you went to her, I mean, that's the way to go. Not really. These are 18-year-old boys. That's okay. I was like 23. Yeah, the point is, you went to the parent, like the most wholesome, the thing that you feel the most safe around and all of a

sudden they see your chajas? They're not going to be happy about that. Yeah, exactly. Pretty close. I know his husband. So anyway, she just said that some of her friends are like, wow, yes, go you, get the moms. Because, of course, the moms are upset and now the boys get in trouble. But then other people are like, whoa, that's a little too far. I thought too far. That's too far sitting your Bing Bing's.

You're just a girl that doesn't want it. All right. So speaking of things being online, Selena Gomez recently shared that she hasn't been on the Internet in four and a half years. What? Which is crazy because she has over 65 million followers. I don't believe it. This is like somebody goes, I don't, I don't ever tweet or I don't have a phone. No, you do.

Somebody next to you has it. Well, that's just her Twitter account. On Insta, she has $309 million. I don't believe this in any way whatsoever. She said it to Good Morning America, like under oath. Oh, no. If she said it, okay. She was under oath, yeah.

And just quickly, a shout out to Morgan Wallin because he's giving back to his neighbors in Tennessee. Wildfires burned over 3,000 acres near the Great Smoky Mountains. and he has a foundation called More Than My Hometown, and through that donated $25,000. It provided hot meals for relief workers, mobile food pantries, clothing, supplies for the community, and just wanted to make sure he got recognized for that. All right, there you go.

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