The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Early Bird) Lunchbox Called 911 Again + We Review Things We're Using Right Now + Mailbag: Parking Drama

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

Find out the latest reason why Lunchbox called 911... Plus, we review things we're using right now and let you know if they're worth it! Mailbag: Listener started a new job. She got a note left on her car that asked her to stop parking in said spot. There aren't designated parking spots for employees, but supposedly everyone parks in the same place every day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Then she texted me. I just threw up and went home. Yeah, there we go. I told her, don't push it. Stay home. You could have stayed home. Yeah. So Amy's sick today.

So we'll go around the room, though, and check in with everybody else. We'll start with. He would give anything for his hair to grow. And you can see him next month at the Raging Idiots Million Dollar Show. It's Eddie, everybody. Hey, so remember I told you when I opened up my chicken restaurant, like I have all of these pictures that I've taken with artists that come in the studio, and I'm going to put it off.

in the restaurants. It'd be cool. I got a new addition to my restaurant. I just want to jump in for a second. To our new listeners, he doesn't have a restaurant. No, no, no, it'll happen someday though. Okay, just want people to know. It'll never happen. No, it's like, you know, some artists, they like save footage for their documentary. I'm saving this stuff for my restaurant. No, no, I know. And that's cool, but we just think you'll never have that restaurant. However, what do you have? Check it out. I came into work, and all of a sudden, there was this picture of John Brennan autograph, and it says to Eddie, true story, John Brennan, the guy from the real world. Oh, yeah. Isn't that cool?

Do you leave everybody one? I don't know. You have one? Yeah, it's been here since he... Oh, he signed it a long time ago. Oh, yeah? Just pick up behind your desk and put it up there on the wall? Yeah.

Oh, that's what I was. Someone cleaned your dumpster back there? Oh, he was just sitting under my desk? You thought he brought it to you and slept it? Yeah, dude. And I thought that's cool. That would be perfect on the wall. Well, good.

It still is. It still is. It just been under your desk for a while. Wow, okay. All right, forget it then. That's funny. You guys should clean up back there. Morgan, is there space gross?

Yeah, I was the one who was cleaning up back here Because I literally tripped We had artists in studio I tripped over all their stuff Yeah, we can do better We can do better Thanks, you're right, you can't Next up

He went to the grand opening of Garth Brooks's new bar And wherever Garth was Awkwardly, he wasn't far It's Lunchbox I told you I wrote a negative review Because I went to a restaurant Said they were open from 6 a.m. Until 9 p.m.

The breakfast place Yes, and I went at 634. You were there. 634, not open. On the internet, set open. Well, I finally went back and wanted to give him another shot. Went the afternoon. And I said, hey, buddy.

By the way, I came by the other day about 6.34 a.m. And you guys weren't open. What's up with that? You said that to them? Yeah. And you said buddy? But was it somebody who owned it or just worked there? Got the cash register.

Okay. He was like, oh, yeah. We just don't have enough employees to open that time. I said, oh. Okay. Maybe you should change your hours on the internet. That was it. So I got the update.

They don't have enough employees. That's the hours they plan to be open when they get a full staff. So what would you suggest they do? I think they got to change their hours. So we plan to be open these hours, but we may not be? No, they need to say, okay, right now we don't have no staff, so we are open at whatever, 8 a.m. What if they are open some days at 6? Because they could.

How about just give them the business for the doubt for a while? So I figured out. Then it gets tricky because then you're playing yo-yo with your customers. One day you're open at 6 and my stomach, you know, the Pavlaf, thing where my stomach at 6 is used to eating your food. Pavlov's dog, you're kind of explaining that. Yeah, go ahead. And so then I go one time at 6 and you're not open.

Next day you're open at 6, the Pavlov dog is not going to work. You're not quite there. However, you see what I'm saying? I think it's harder, though, than you think just to change your hours on the internet back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. I have no idea. I don't know how the internet works. Yeah, we know. I mean, I don't know how the internet works.

Yeah, who does that? But it's pretty cool when you go to a restaurant, like on the internet, if you Google a restaurant, It says open now or closing soon. How do they do that? How do they do that? Well, they know what time it is. Who does? It's not a person.

Okay, I'm not doing it. There's not someone at Google being like, oh, they're, oh, Eddie just searched this? I don't think so. It's not an operator. It's phenomenal. Hopefully they fix that for you. Hopefully they're able to find people to work.

I would love it because Saturday morning I can go with 634. You can do Pavlov and just eat up. Yep. Yeah. Amy's not here, but Morgan is. She stands proudly at 5 foot zero and she loves a movie with a superhero. It's Morgan. That is true. All right. So there's these things all over TikTok of men talking about like men's dirtiest secrets when it comes to dating and women.

Oh, why. So I just want your guys this perspective to see if these things are actually true. Go ahead. All right. Is the theory like if he wanted to, he would? If a guy wants to do something, he'll do it. Yes, absolutely. What does that mean?

Yeah, what do you mean? Just in general. I mean, it's priorities. And yes, some guys get nervous. But I think most dudes, and not even in dating, but if we want to do something bad enough, we do it. Generally speaking. Yeah, like whenever you want to get rid of a girl, like I used, oh, you live 20 minutes. Or if you wanted to make the time, he's like, I'm so busy.

Yeah. No, no, if you wanted to make the time, you would. Okay. You're prioritizing. Yes, the answer is yes to that one. Okay. Then the cablight theory, where basically men don't go their whole lives without having their cablight on, but then one day wake up and decide, you know what, I want to get married.

I want to have kids. Their cablight goes on, and the next woman they meet is probably the person they're going to marry. Okay, so you're saying there's a, no, I would say no. What do you mean? I don't think there's a, for me, there was never a time of like, I just was like, you know what? I do want to get married. And now, whomever comes along and it works, it works. That didn't happen for me.

I never thought I would get married. I made someone that turned my cab light on for me. My cab light just didn't turn on as like, oh, here's your timer. Now look for somebody to marry. Okay. Yours is interesting. So it was always off. But then when you met the right person, you're like, oh, it's on.

It's like, she reached in and turned it on. Okay. Or I turned it on because I was like, oh, I need to turn the light on so I can see her better for the analogy. No, there wasn't a cab light that was like at 31. It's like, boom, it's on. It's like, all right, well, now I'm ready to look. Okay. Because I just felt like I was never going to.

Maybe my cablight turned on much younger and I realized, well, who cares? It's not going to work anyway. And I just feel like I'm never going to get married. But no, not for me. I don't think there's a cablight for me, but I'm a bit different. Eddie? Yeah, well, I didn't know I had. You yelled yes.

Well, I did, but I didn't know I had a cablight. As soon as I realized that I was going to lose what I had. Oh, she ultimately. I need to turn this cablight on. Got it. She said marry me or I'm leaving. Correct. But, you know, I mean, I didn't have a cablite and I didn't know I needed a cablite.

But all of a sudden you're like, I have a cabalite. I need to turn this thing on. Boom, let's get married. So I think men do realize there's a point where they're like, I'm just having fun. I'm just having fun. Then now I want to get married. Mine was. So both of ours were turned on without us really wanting them turn on.

I'm glad mine was. They were for different reasons. Eddie's was I'm going to lose someone. If I don't, because she's telling me mine was, I don't want to lose this person. So if I don't, I need to, like, turn the cab light on. Oh, yeah, kind of the same. Kind of the same, but no, all right. But a little different.

Yeah. All right, any other ones? Is that it? Yeah, so if you hang out during the week versus the weekend, you're on the roster. So, like, if you're just hanging out during the week, you're the roster girl. Okay, yes. For sure. If you're not getting weekend time, you're not a main. You're just not.

Okay. Especially if you want it, especially if you even bring it up. If you're, or if he's not even bringing it up, you're not a main. You're devil dags. I like an appetizer. 100%. Yeah, you're not part of the main course. Yeah, you're just getting him to the weekend so he can either go out with the main or look for a main.

And you know what? If the meal's bad, you eat more bread and you're the bread. And sometimes maybe if the meal doesn't come along and it's not working right on the weekend, he goes and has some more bread. I'm having a hard time with these analogies. You hungry? I have one more. Go ahead. The guy knows within the first time of meeting you what category he's placing you in, whether you're in the hookup

category or like dating girlfriend wife material. Yes. Yeah. Yes, but there is a little, a little room for, you know, modifying it, but yes, mostly. It's like, we associate that with everybody.

We meet, though, right? We meet somebody. We're like, oh, I like this person. I don't like this. It's hard to get out of that initial phase of what your first impression was. Even like friends, you know? Like, I can be really good friends.

This guy or like, eh, probably not. And eventually you can change, but it's hard to change because you really set your sight on and you hold on to it. So yes, for the most part, I would say yes. And also, if you're a weeknighter, you're just a hookuper. You're just a hookup girl.

This is so wild. See men's dirty secrets. Unless you get, and if you're getting like texts on any night after like 8.30. Oh no. Yeah, that like you up text. Yeah, I just generally like, even if it's not just you up, really the only time you ever hear from them is like post 830, mm-hmm.

Probably something else isn't working out and you're like second or third string. So that's the men's dirtyest secrets. Thanks for letting me know. I hope men don't kick me out of the group now. All right, Ray, go ahead. From Mount Pine, Arkansas, he uses a machine to sleep at night. It took him over 40 years to finally get it right. Bobby Bones.

Thank you very much. So, that is interesting because that is what I'm going to talk about here. So I ordered, and I put up my Instagram, the new mask, because I have one that just went in my nose, and it was kind of hurting my nose a little bit. And so I got the full mask of this CPAP machine. So now you don't have to tape your mouth? No, I still, so I don't have tape my mouth every night with just the nose now.

I do. It helps a lot. but I got ordered it. It came. I opened it up. It was not the one that I ordered. As a matter of fact, it was, and I took a picture of it, they sent me another nose one, but it was an air fit nasal pillow system for her.

Oh, it's for girls. And only nasal. So I emailed the company. I said, hey, I think this might have been sent to me wrong. Like, I'm not sure. Super cool. Wasn't complaining. And they said, would you take a picture?

And would you send it to us? I guess proving that you're not stealing. it. And so I did. I took a picture of me wearing it, giving him a big thumbs up. That's a funny picture. And I'm like, this is not, I give them the number and everything of the order. But hopefully they laugh at that. Yeah, you look like an elephant. That's a nasal pillow for her. Oh my gosh, dude. I do look like an elephant, don't it? You do. You really do. I'm dealing with it and I post on Instagram. I don't know that, I mean, this is probably in the top percentage of things that people want to comment about to me because

so many people deal with it, nobody talks about it. Yeah, that's crazy. It is crazy. It is crazy. Yeah, sleep avenue, a real thing. I'm dealing with it every day. Just start a support group, man. That's what we're doing. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.

Hello, Bobby Bones. I went out to my car during my lunch break. I saw a note under my windshield wiper. The note said, stop parking in my spot. I've only been at this new job for a few months. I work in a lab. at a primary care office, and I do know for sure that it was one of the nurses that left the note. However, we do not have assigned parking at this facility.

It's just a regular parking lot. I showed the note to my supervisor who said, well, everybody does pretty much park in the same spot every day. I think that's crazy. So I'm thinking about just getting here a little earlier every day and making sure I park in that spot every day for now on. And then I'll make it my spot. How would you react to respond to this? Should I let this go or should I hold my ground? Signed, parking warrior.

I'm a very competitive person. If I, I, you know, when you do that whole, what number are you on the enneagram? I'm a challenger. Oh. I like to challenge people. I would say, though, since you're new to the culture, you're new for a few months, you just need to bow out. That's not your, it's not your house yet, really. and if other people have lived there longer,

they know the rule. It would be like in school, if you sit in the same desk every day in third period. And yeah, classes are going in and now, but every day you sit in that third desk from the left. And all of a sudden somebody sits in that seat, and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, it doesn't feel right. That's not cool.

And you go somewhere else because he doesn't, you don't own the seat, but you feel weird about it. You're like, I kind of own that, but I guess I would just find a different spot because it's not going to be worth it for all the awkwardness at work. There's going to be tension that is probably going to end up, like, stressing you out, making you sick. Who knows?

It would drive me crazy. You'd definitely put a note like that. I would have much rather someone sent an email and say, hey, I saw you park in that spot. It's fine by me, but just be aware everybody kind of has spots already. I mean, that's the one I usually park in. Yeah. So they could have handled a lot better, but you're new. so unless you love confrontation, I would just go to a different spot.

Man, there was a guy that worked in this building, and I have my spot. We all have our spots here that we park in every single day. But if I was 10 minutes late, this dude would park in my spot and I got pissed every time. You do get. And again, you didn't know that. No, but I parked there every day. Yeah. I feel you, parking warrior.

It's hard for me to say to do the opposite because I would be angry. How they handled it. Yeah. But it's not your spot. to working there. You're new to working there. So you got to understand what's happening inside that culture before you start trying to change it. If you want to change it later, all good. Lunchbox, how do you feel? Man, I remember in college, you walk into class and you have your seat and someone's in it. You're like, what are you doing, you weirdo? Is you an idiot? Yeah.

But that person has no right to that spot. So you get there early park there if you want. They don't have the right to it. You're right. But is it worth it to you to be to be that tense every day because it could be awkward. And because you didn't know the rules. But there's no rule. It's an unwritten rule. No, it's written now. It's in a note.

It's on your windshield. You read it. It's a rule now. That windshield's the only thing I'm like. That's what makes me want to park there every time. I want to go park there now. I don't know the city she's in. No way, man.

I would just say, swallow your pride, your new park somewhere else for a while. It's not worth it. That's not worth a fight. That's what I say. For coming from me, that means a lot. Oh, my God. Yeah, you're a challenger.

All right, thank you. Close it up. We got your email and we respond to close Bobby's mailback. A couple weeks back, we got a voicemail asking for advice. Here you go. We got a 911 dilemma.

Would you guys call 911 if you saw a car with probably a one to two year old out of their car seat up, walking around, waving out the back window, going probably 80 miles an hour down the highway. So that's the dilemma. And spoiler alert, I did call 911. and they said that I should have called.

I think I said I probably wouldn't have called in that situation. But Lunchbox talked about he saw a kid not in a car seat pulling out of a drive-thru, and he called 911. And I don't remember the story. And we definitely didn't have the audio. So you went and track the audio down? Well, no, no. I said, I talked about this on air and you're like, no, you didn't. And then scuba hit me.

It's like, I pulled the audio a long time ago. You never prepped it. So I just kept it. I didn't think you wanted to talk about it. Got it. Oh, well, there you go. Is it the audio of you actually calling? Yeah, yeah, it's me calling 911.

Okay. Why did you not ever bring this to us? You forget? I thought I did. Hey. That could have been to play the month stuff there. I guess I call 911 a lot. Yeah, you do.

Like I look, because I was like, I swear I talked about this and Scoob was like. What do you remember about this before you called? I remember being in the drive-thru or picking up my to-go order and walking out. I don't remember exactly if I was in the car and they were pulling out of the drive-thru and there was kids in the car not in a car seat. like going back and forth and I was like, man, that ain't good. They're about to pull out on the road. I just think most people that call 911, it happens so infrequently that you know exactly what was happening. Right, but he calls it so much.

Oh, so much. He gets them confused. So here's the call of lunchbox. Do you use your voice where you're like, hey, I'm just like. Dude, I don't. I'm serious. No, no. There is no 911 voice.

Yes, you definitely have 911 voice. Okay, here we go. Here's lunches call. Wednesday, March 6th, the time 609 p.m. 911 operator. Yeah, man. I'm just leaving the Chick-fil-A over here on Rosa Parks. And as I was getting in my car, I saw a car pulling out of the drive-through

and it had what I would assume is a three-to-four-year-old just jumping up and down in the front seat, not in a car seat. And I just wanted to see if we could get an officer to respond. Okay, was this an abduction? No, no, it wasn't an abduction. Like, I just mean, like, you know, kids are supposed to be in car seats. And I just saw. So the guy reacted like I would have.

Like, it's something bad happened? Where's the emergency? Like, you're calling 911. Now, how we get on this? Kidnapping. No, no, no, no. You're just tattletail in on a... The kid just wasn't in.

Okay. But he's jumping up and down on the front seat. Kids aren't even supposed to be in the front seat. I hear you. I hear you. Especially at that age. Like he said, I would have thought somebody had been kidnapped. Well, that the kid was not in a car seat and I felt like that was very unsafe,

so I thought I would call you guys. Does he seem that is this car speeding? Are they running lights? Is it... Does it seem to... to be in an immediate danger. No, no, it was just like they were pulling out of the Chick-fil-A drive-thru. I was walking to my car from inside the restaurant, and they were pulling out, and it's a great

Honda Accord, and I can give you the license plate. I mean, I can follow them if you need me to. Right, no, no. There's no, it's not necessary to follow. We'll dispatch you us. For future reference, only call the emergency line for imminent danger, otherwise called the non-emergency line. You do not, under any circumstances, need to follow that car, and we will take care of it.

We appreciate your call. Okay, thank you so much. Did you feel like you got in trouble? Yeah, I felt like he was like saying this isn't an emergency, but it wasn't. Now a cop's got to go check it out. They're not going to. You don't think they even say that. No, no, no, no.

The dispatcher's like, yeah, we're going to send someone, okay. Not going to do that. You get in trouble, dude. That's maybe why you didn't tell us. Maybe. You got embarrassed me. I'm just telling you. And then he didn't even want to license plate.

I'm like, No, why would he? No, because it's not something that he's going to. Yeah, he never sent a cop, Eddie. You're right. He didn't even ask him to license plate. He didn't send anyone. You got ghosted by 911 one, dude.

But you need to. I wish they would have sent a cop to you and gave you a verbal warning. Right. For what? For calling 911. For wasting resources. Guys, I see a three or four year old. A three or four year old doesn't have the decision making to get in the car seat or not.

That is up to the parent. And when they are pulling out the drive room about to pull onto the road. Not imminent danger, though. Which is you got to call the, whatever the non-emergency number is. All right. What do we learn here? If it's not imminent danger, don't call.

And you got in trouble. Which is hilarious. Which is hilarious to me. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, home is something good. Anna Cabram is a second year of vet student at the University of California. And recently, she was really sad because last May, her dog, Georgia, passed away.

She said, you know what? I'm not going to look for another dog until I graduate vet school. So she's like, I'm going to do that. And then she was online and said, oh, no, there's a video of a dog. It needs to be adopted. It hasn't been adopted in months. Problem is, the dog was overweight.

She said, let me go see if I can visit this dog, see what I can do. She took the dog home for a few days. She gave it a new diet, worked with it. And so she's going to adopt the dog. And the dog has lost 31 pounds and is now running because of what Annika did to this dog. So she's a vet. She can do that. But that's really cool.

Now the dog is running and loves to chase tennis balls. That's so cool. Or somebody does that with me. No, that's kind of what Kevin Klug does, dude That's what we do for you. No. Yeah, we make you better. No.

I make you come and work out. That's true. But I need somebody to go, hey, enough of the lift. Enough of the lifting. Throw the tennis ball around. Yeah, I like tennis balls too. Like, I want to run and get them. Good for her.

I mean, the dog is pretty fat, fat dog. Yeah, it was a golden retriever. Yeah, lost 30 pounds, not can live a golden retrieving life. That's a great story. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good. I wouldn't stop on.

the little ottoman in front of him. I said, hi, dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen, and she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is his badass convict man. Right. Just finished five years. I'm going to have cookies and milk at my mom.

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And listen to Amy and T.J. on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Now let's do Bobby Bone Show reviews, where we take things from our lives and review them and tell you, yeah, go for it or don't go for it. Morgan, you're first. All right. So I did it. I bought the Dyson Air Wrap. You know how I came to you guys? I was like Apple Watch Dyson Air Wrap.

Yeah. I was a big Dyson Air Wrap person. I voted for that. Yes. And I was like, and they finally got a color that I liked because they switch out all the colors all the time. And I ordered it.

Explain what that is. Like the Dyson Air Wrap? So it's essentially a styler while blow drying your hair. So there's a traditional blow dryer that just blowdrys your hair. And then there's like stylers, like a curling iron, flat iron that just style your hair. But this does both.

the same time. And it wasn't cheap. No. So it needs to be of extreme value. Yes. Like it has to be worth it to purchase this. Thoughts. And totally worth it. Like it cut down my time of blowing my hair and styling my hair. It only like was 30 minutes total tops. And normally it takes me like 45 minutes to an hour. And like it gave me so much volume. I looked like Dolly Parton. Like I straight of had like volume hair. That's cool. And it stayed throughout the whole night. Not only that, Like I woke up the next morning and it was still sad. I was like, this is awesome. Again, definitely not cheap.

Neither's an Apple watch. But it was like her one thing she was going to get. And everybody I know that has like invested in this is like it's totally worth it. Yeah, there's even like a new contraption on it that you put on and you just suction it down on your hair. And it takes all the flyaways too. Like the technology is so advanced that it's worth that technology. Eddie, do you want to review something? Yeah.

Okay. So every time I go to Texas for over the holidays and stay with my in-laws, my mother-in-law makes coffee. cake. I love it. I've got, when I go to Starbucks, they have a coffee cake. I get it. It's not as good as my you order it every Starbucks. And you guys make fun of me. Sometimes they don't have it and he gets so upset. Yeah, because I love

coffee cake. Dude, at the grocery store, cinnamon toast crunch has come up with a coffee cake mix made of cinnamon toast crunch flavor and it is so good. You have to make it. It's in the box almost like where you find the cakes. You know, you know? But it's worth it. Oh dude, it's easy. You make

it in like 15 minutes. The coffee cake is delicious. I just don't like coffee cake, I guess. Have you had it? I don't like coffee. No, no, it doesn't taste like coffee. No, no, they just call it because you eat it with your coffee. Correct. Thank you. Oh, is that right? I never given a fair chance. I just heard the word coffee and I was like, I don't like coffee, so I'm not going to like coffee cake. Or a lot of people dip it in their coffee. Here's what I'm going to do. I want to make us a batch, bring it in. You're going to try it for the first time. You're going to love it. My whole life. I thought coffee cake was cake that tastes like coffee. No. Lunchbox review? Oh yeah. I got the Vicks,

one gallon, filter-free, cool mist, ultrasonic humidifier. You get it at Walmart, $35, $40. Why'd you get it? Whenever I get you congested or I'm in Vegas. Yeah, allergies, yeah. Allergies. And I mean, that thing will keep your throat

soaked and moisturized and it clears up any nasal drainage in the middle of the night. Man, I just let it rain on me, rain on me. So worth the money. Say the name of it again? Vicks, one gallon, filter-free.

Cool mist, ultrasonic humidifier. A lot of that. We'll just link it. Get it today. I got it for like 35 bucks at Walmart and whoa boy. Whenever I start getting congested, pop that sucker on and let's go. That's cool. My review is of a TV show.

I watched the Night Country on HBO Max. It's Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey did the first season. It's like True Detective. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And this one's True Detective Night Country with Jody Foster. It's in Alaska. Did anybody watch this?

No. No. I had high expectations because I loved the first version. I was disappointed. It was one of the first shows that we've been best of time in and been disappointed by. It may get great ratings. I'm not sure. I didn't look at any rating.

Yeah, it's definitely got a paranormal feel to it as well, and I like paranormal. But why would we watch a show that's going to pick up later? Like, we have so much to watch. I don't want to wait for episodes for it to pick up. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I don't think they put that in what the show is about. It's not in the plot. It's going to be.

Be sure to watch Night Country. It picks up later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what I'm saying is if I don't like it in two episodes, I'm done. I'm moving on. You give up? Yeah, I do on shows all the time. I won't if it's like six to eight.

Okay. Because I'll feel like, but I would see minus. Only two stars. Hey, but Jody Foster's awesome. She's great in it. But yeah, that's it. Ray, do you have anything you want to review? Dorm dude breaks.

Did you do one? Yeah. Our boys dorm dudes that does the breaks. We get the, yeah, the memorabilia. Did you win? Well, I was skeptical. My wife actually started doing it. Oh, no, I talked to her about it.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, we talked about it. I was like, what do you need? Yeah, let's go. Yeah, and we got some great stuff. We got a Bejan jersey. We got a football from Shady McCoy. And we got Ray Lewis jersey, Super Bowl.

Yeah. All great. All worth it. Came in the mail. And I mean, some of these jerseys, even as a tag, are worth $150 before the autograph. Yeah, you must have got an authentic. And so there's ways to actually see while this happened. There's a scanner where you can back check it all.

So they are. realistic, real things that they do on TikTok. Dorm dudes are awesome. We did an interview with them. We met them. Yeah. They're just college kids that figured this out. But a break is when they're like, you pay 30 bucks.

And if they draw one out of eight and you get it in a picture team, you get the thing. It's worth like three to four hundred bucks. Man, everybody's winning. I did it one time and I lost. Oh, no, no. I lose a bunch. Okay. That's how you get all your cards.

All right. All right. Thank you, everybody. We'll put all this up on our page. We reviewed all this stuff. Lunchbox's thing took like an hour to say, but we'll list it. So you can see if you want a number of, one, hot mama, jumping hurdles.

Three-time. Vap-Rubbing. Vapo, vapo, vapo, vapo, vapo, vapor, vapo. Humidify. Humidify. Thanks, I forgot what it was. For $37. This entire trivia game is based on an older generation

versus a younger generation, elder versus millennial, answering questions about each other's generation. So it's Lunchbox the oldie. Swiftie Lauren is the youngie. Lunch, are you ready? Ready. All right, up first, he's a captain of cringe. He claims all he does is when. His goal in life is to win the lotto. He's a business man making business deals trying to get money.

That's his motto. It's lunchbox. Who, who, who, who. Crowd goes crazy. You're up one zero. Yeah. So here are the questions that should be difficult for you because they're not from your generation. Yeah, bring it.

But they're not, though. It's weird. What does the acronym SMH stand for? S.M.H. SMH. Uh-oh. So much hate. That's incorrect.

Good guess so. Quality. Lauren, how are you? Good, how are you? Yeah, good. SMH, you can steal? Shake my head. Correct.

One. I thought you had that wrong, dude. No chance. All right, next up, lunchbox. Not into the acronyms. Who played Troy Bolton in high school musical? Oh, that's the guy. No, he's not.

That was a gleeo. Hi. What is his name? Oh, my gosh. Who played Troy Bolton in high school? Why are you yelling, stop? I'm asking on the question again. What's happening here?

Who played Troy Bolton in high school musical? Five seconds. Zach Ephron. Correct. You acted like he didn't know. I know. I think he knew it. As soon as I said five seconds ago.

Yeah, it's his favorite movie. Next up. Robin Finty is the real name of what pop star? Robin Fenty. Oh, Robin Finty. Pop star. Olivia Rodrigo Roe

Is that the puppy dog version of Olivia Rodriguez? Olivia Roderigo No, incorrect? Lauren, would you like to steal? That is Rihanna. Robin Fenty is Rionin. That's correct.

Oh, wow. See, I was going there. Rihanna's more my generation. Okay, whatever you say. Lunchbox's opponent, let's introduce her. She's our youngest producer. She's getting married in Maine. In this game, she will slay.

As the millennial say. It's Swifty Law. Okay. Now these questions should be hard for you. Oh, that was rough. For you? Yeah, I was on me. Yeah, that's a tough one.

There was nowhere. Hey, Lauren, in the TV show Full House, what was the name of Uncle Jesse's band? Oh, God. I can see it. I can see the jackets. Oh, my God. Uncle Jesse's band.

They were a Full House band. It's a guest. It's a guess. Yeah, it's a guess. Lunchbox? First thing that pops on my head. Jesse and the Rippers. Is that your answer?

That's it. That's correct. Wow. Yeah. Good job. Ooh. What was the name of the family sitcom, Lauren, featuring a lovable alien who crash lands in the garage of a suburban middle class family? His real name on the show is Gordon Shumway, but he goes by a nickname.

What's the name of the show? An alien that crashes in a garage. Yeah, I'll read it one more time. Okay. What's the name of? of the family sitcom featuring a lovable alien who crash lands in the garage of a suburban middle-class family. His real name on the show is Gordon Shumway, but he goes by a nickname. What's that show?

That is, um, that is the alien in my garage. Oh, no. That was close. Alf. Alph. Alph. Alien life form. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow. I wouldn't have known it. Here we go. Comes down to this. He's having a comeback.

I need that. I'm down to this question. I knew that so bad. Lauren, you need this one. Cool. Which iconic 80s band sang Africa? That is Toto. Wow.

Yeah. How did she get that? She's amazing, dude. I wouldn't have got that. Lunchbox, she got three questions back in her category. She can't still. Just see how many you go. Are you ready?

Go. The first question is, what's the name of the wizarding school in the Harry Potter film series? That is Quidditch. Incorrect. That is Hogwarts. That's what I meant. Yeah, Kittich is the game.

Yeah, I know. I couldn't think of the name. Okay. What Pop Princess starred in the movie Crossroads? Brittany Spears. Correct. What brand had a pivotal moment in fashion history in the 2000s by making sweats acceptable? Juicy. I need to be more specific.

Juicy Cotor. Correct. What the? He got two. He knows his fashion. I didn't even move that. Dude, you never see juicy on the butt all the time. Yeah, I see that.

You need to get two? I should just wait for you to finish the question. What 1985 film, Lauren, features characters name, chunk, mouth, data, and sloth. Oh, that is the goonies. Correct. Eddie, I feel like you're rooting for somebody here. I am, I am for sure. Lauren, in 1986, the first fatal accident involving an American spacecraft.

in flight occurred. What was the name of that space shuttle? Oh, God, that was, um... In 1986, the first fatal accident involving an American spacecraft in flight. What was the name of the space shuttle? Apollo 13. Incorrect, it is the Challenger.

Challenger. Lauren needs to get this to tie. Wow. Oh, man. Lauren. What show was about a staff of an Army hospital in the Korean War who find that laughter is the best

way to deal with their situation. It debuted in 1972 and had the largest finale audience of all time. Mash. Correct. We have a tie. This is crazy. We have it just have a tie. Is this a tie? It's just a tie. We just kicked the can down the road.

Man, good. I mean, I can give you guys both one more or do you want to call the tie? Tye's good. Do you want to kiss your sister? Whoa, whoa. He's scared. I think he's scared, yeah. He wants to kiss a sister. That's okay. It was a tie. No, you know why? I want the season to longer, so this idiot has to sit So Eddie came play? Congratulations.

Well, great, hey, great game. Yeah, great game. Great game. Great game. Middolations for both of you. Hey, kiss your sister. It happens sometimes. No, it doesn't.

All right, thank you. That is Elder Vers. Melo. Nice job, you too. Here's a voicemail from Joy in North Carolina. I was just listening to the segment about lunchbox saying that he got a private singing lesson from Garst Brooks. Like, that's how he set it up. But that was, in fact, not the case whatsoever at all.

100% negative. What happened to the new. rule that if you bring in clickbait and it's not what it actually was introduced as, that there's a punishment. Because I feel like that punishment would be applicable here because I didn't hear any private singing

lesson between Garth Brooks and lunchbox. Is that something we said it would be punished? No. I don't remember that. We did? Yeah, I think it was after a spill the tea because I think he had spilled the tea on me or something and it was fake news. I will say then, since I don't remember it,

I can't enforce it. But now that I've been reminded of it if it's like overly clickbait from this point on because that was yeah he didn't get a hold on singing lesson garth bro who else got a lesson everybody in the bar and it wasn't a lesson he was teaching you lyrics regardless i'm like i'm not falling into the track and he was doing how to go oh oh that's not a lesson what they doing a lesson how to repeat what he's going to sing that's it but thank you for reminding me if it's so overly clickbait then there will be a mid-punishment okay sometimes it's funny and it's like what Ray's known for?

Click Bay Ray. Yeah, it's where the name came from, but I hear you. Here's Debbie in Nashville. Hey, Bobby. I just wanted to let you guys know that I got scammed last night by a guy calling and saying he was Uber support. I am an Uber driver in Nashville, and everything sounded so legit. And they ended up scamming me out of $300.

So I'm letting you know that maybe you can also pass it on to. your listeners. Thanks. Listen to her. What are the odds? Because I'm sure they don't have a database of Uber drivers. They probably just send a message out to a lot of people. Hope that someone's a driver. One of them's an Uber driver. Oh, man. She sounds like deflated. Also,

you don't know who to trust anymore. Like, I don't know you guys are even real. I'm not scamming me. You could have been in the long run. Like 10 years, 13 years. You guys really really committed. Yeah, you're really committed. Here's Amy's pile of stories. I'm not Amy. That's what I yelled to start it. Hey, you're not. Amy's six. So I'm not Amy. Starting it

a young woman who went to sleep every night for two years and played music in her headphones for two years has permanent hearing loss. Oh. Not total, but now she has to wear hearing aids to compensate. She works as secretary of local law firm. She went to the hospital for an ear exam because she was having hearing problems.

And her supervisor would constantly be like, hey, can you not hear me? And so because of the problem in understanding more and more words, She went to the doctor. It turns out the trauma to her ear and her ear drums was because she would listen to the music in her ears loudly as she went to sleep. Guys, that's going to be us.

It's not because it's not eight hours asleep. I mean, we're here for five, six hours. We have headphones. I wear ears in my ears. However, it's not that loud. What? Exactly. Man, you know what, though?

The other day, I guess Morgan was using my headphones, my little unit here, and I put my headphones on it, and the volume was so low. I'm like, I need to turn this up. I'm like, I wonder if that's because I have it turned up so high because I'm deaf. Or you're 44. Well, yeah. And things naturally just.

Older and deaf. That's from odditycentral.com. Oh, man. Forget Sephora. Your next beauty trend is available at the grocery store. People are using broccoli to apply freckles to their cheeks. Morgan, have you heard about this? No.

Tell me more. Okay, so you would take the broccoli, the head of the broccoli. The tree part. Yeah, not the stem, but the tree. I'm not even sure if the broca. Yeah. Yeah, what would you even call that part of the broccoli? I don't know.

But we all know what it is, the kind you want to eat. And you put it in bronzer, and then you dab it on your face because that inconsistent of the top of the broccoli tree supposedly puts freckles on your face in a positive way. So basically you use the broccoli as a paintbrush? I guess. Okay. Do you ever put fake freckles on, Morgan? Listen, I did buy a freckle pen, and I tried it once, and I thought I looked ridiculous. And nobody else probably noticed it.

No, but, like, I. It was like these little dots and they were so, like, prominent that I was like, people are going to have to think those are fake. There's no way. Like, it looked like a filter that you would use on Instagram. But did you go too hard? Like, could you have gone lighter? Probably, but it was my first time.

And then I was like, this is stupid. Why am I doing this? You didn't wear it out at all? No. I took it off immediately. Airbnb is banning indoor security cameras, which I thought maybe they already had a rule about that. No, they have them inside the house. Like, I stayed at one in Atlanta and it was in the kitchen.

But then were the rules about you can't put one in the bath? Right. Or the bedroom. Can't put it in the bedroom or the bathroom. But you could have them in the common areas. I hear you. But who's going to really listen to that? If you're going to put them inside, you're probably putting them inside everywhere.

Yeah. And what if you want to cook in your undies or something? Well, that's on you then. But now they're saying no security cameras inside. Right. Only on the outsides of the premises. Oh, the premises. Thanks, man.

A move in the prison that you're in. A move that some might think is overdue. Airbnb is banning indoor security cameras. I guess I already thought they probably did. I feel like that's weird to be staying somewhere and there's a camera inside. Yeah, so I wonder if people that have them inside will stop Airbnb or they're going to take the cameras down. Or they just hide them better. Oh, yeah.

Because you could nanny cam those things and nobody would have an idea. I'm inside a teddy bear. Yeah, anything. Nanny cam the whole place. Biologists encourage people to eat snails and plants. Anything that's invasive, a conservation biologist has a new solution to invasive plants and species that take over that just eat them. Dr. Joe Roman says invasive species like European green crabs, Japanese knotweed, snails. The best thing to do, eat them up because they're also healthy and you can.

Do they call that S cargo or something? I've never had S cargo. I've seen that on a menu. Lunchbox is a big cuss-coos guy, though. I have had cuss-coos. It's good. Did you eat snails on bare grills? We did. What did you do, find them?

We did. We found them in the water. You cook them? We cooked them. them. Yeah, you have to. And that's all we had, and we were starving. So you can't just eat them?

We didn't. You probably can, but we made a fire and cooked them because it probably tastes better and isn't a slimy. What did they taste like? Nothing. Oh, just like... The idea of eating them was kind of gross, but really, if you would have said they're little pieces of ham, you would have just felt it.

It was gross to do. And you guys can watch. If you go to Disney Plus, that's the episode my wife and I did together. We weren't married at the time. So I did one by myself in Norway, and then the next year we went to together and did one of the mountains. And we did eat snails and froze. And that's when I snuck my Apple headphones in as contraband.

You ever said that? Yeah, I think so. And then I was scared to death of getting them wet. So you see me like jumping in the water. But it wasn't because I was trying to save myself. I don't want my new Apple headphones to get wet. That's really funny, dude. Yeah.

Because it looks like, you're like, oh, I don't want to get wet. The true story is you had stuff in your chance. Well, I snuck in headphones. I'd done the show before. I know you're just stuck in the woods and you can't do anything. Yeah. Running Wild with Bear Girls Season 6, Episode 8. Bobby Bones of Caitlin Parker in the Sierra Nevada.

She's not Canela Parker anymore, but... No, she's not. Season 6, episode 8. And then I'm in season 5 by myself. And then finally, if you want to smell like Easter, Peep's Body Spray now exists. Oh, gross. Was that like sugar? Yeah.

Got to be, like straight sugar. Can you just put under your arms? Or marshmallows? Yeah. The discount store, five below is selling bottles of it for five bucks. There you go. I'm not Amy. That's your pile.

That was Amy's pile of stories. Let's take a trip to Venus, California. And there's a bunch of breaking, smash and grab robberies going on. People breaking into businesses lately. Well, Paul Markham is out for a walk when he hears that. Sounds like someone's breaking in somewhere. And he sees someone breaking into a restaurant

and trying to steal the cash register. And he's like, what do I do? This is my community. And he jumps in and tackles the dude, wrestles him says you're not getting that cash register Ruh! Ruh! Someone call for help! Someone call police! And police arrive, get the guy. Do you keep beating the guy up?

Have to. Start... Well, is he fighting back? Well, I'm sure, because he doesn't want to be held there. It's not even about him continuing to take the register. If somebody starts whooping him, you're probably just trying to get out of there. And what if he has a weapon? Like, do you have to keep just punching him and beating him unless you can, like, duct tape him to a seat?

Sure. But even then, that's going to be hard 1 v1. Paul Marco must have a background in some sort of hand-to-hand combat. Yeah. No, he just said he doesn't want to say he's a hero, just his duty as a citizen. But he's got to have some kind of background and fight, even if it's just fighting a bunch. I imagine he ain't a little squirly guy like me that's going to be like, I'm going to call 911. I don't know, man.

I watch a lot of UFC, and I think I can do a chokehold just from what I've watched. But you've got to get there. If someone's going to let you do a chokehold, yes. But you wouldn't be able to get one on me. And I'm a wimp. I can choke hold you. No, I'm stronger than you. I could beat you up and I'm a wimp.

I can give you the rear naked choke. That's what we do in private. That was Tell Me something good. Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, chairman and CEO of IHard Media, and I'm kicking off a brand new season of my podcast, Math and Magic, stories from the frontiers of marketing. Math and Magic takes you behind the scenes

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We can explain how AI works, data centers, but there are certain things that we don't necessarily understand. Better version of play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Yes. Which, by the way, wasn't Taylor Swift, who said that for the first time. I actually, I thought it was. I got that wrong. But hey, no one's perfect. We're pretty close, though.

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