The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Early Bird) Lunchbox Shares An Update About Being On 'Building Roots' + We Play Amy vs. Lunchbox + Mailbag: Should I Name My Baby "Cutie?"

Episode Date: October 27, 2022

Lunchbox shares an update about his roof after getting three big holes in it from a tree branch that fell on it four months ago... he's been trying to get on the show 'Building Roots' to get it fixed and he shares an update on how that's going. Then, we play 'Amy vs. Lunchbox' again where they both answer easy trivia questions. Find out who loses and has to eat a peanut butter and onion sandwich. Mailbag: A seven-month pregnant listener writes in that her, and her husband can't settle on a name for their daughter due in December. She wants to name the baby "Cutie" but her husband doesn't. We share out advice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He's a dad of four. The guy loves the Dallas Cowboys. He loves Pizza Saturday. Is that what it is? Pizza Fridays. It does bleed into Saturdays, though, because I have leftovers. Here he is. Our video producer.

Producer Eddie, everybody. Oh, man, I am addicted to a game on my phone. It's called Stumble Guys, and I blame my kids for this because they were playing it. And I was like, what are you guys playing? Let me see this. And I tried it one time. I said, hold out. Let me try again.

And I kept going until I beat the game, and I'm like, I got to get this for myself. Now I cannot stop playing it. It's so much fun. Tell me about Stumble guys. What do you do? So it's like 32 people. And we're all online. I guess everyone's got an account.

So we're all playing real people. And we're trying to race in an obstacle course. Like we're trying to jump over things. And it eliminates half of the people. And then it goes to round two. And then it eliminates half. And it ends up with the final eight people. And then if you win the whole thing, you get a trophy.

You get to create a new skin for yourself. And then you get tokens. It's really cool. You're so lame. Really? What do the tokens do? The tokens. You get to buy new skins.

And you get to buy like things. Oh, like, when you're, you're running, a little rainbow can come behind me. Eddie, you're so lame. Hey, let me tell you, I just won my first tournament on PG823, Tiger Woods. Exactly. I just want, I've been working hard on my first tournament. I hold the trophy up.

It's pretty cool. Eddie, you're so lame with your video games. Bobby, you're so lame, too. I will never judge you, Eddie. Not for that. All right, up next, he loves rec soccer. He loves the University of Texas, San Antonio. And he loves not getting a haircut for a long.

long time. Here he is. Lunchbox, everybody. Guys, wrestling has the worst acting I have ever seen. If you want to see bad actors, just tune into wrestling whatever night of the week it's on, whatever day it's on. I don't know what. I think it's on USA.

USA Network, yeah. My TV, I guess, was on it from earlier in the day and I sit down and it's on and I start watching it for 10 minutes. And these guys are terrible actors. Like one guy is shoved up against the ropes and he's trying to push back and he's but you can tell he's not even trying to push back,

but he makes these facial expressions. It was horrendous acting. I don't know how they do it. Just stick to the wrestling because your acting is terrible. So now that you've taken a few Zoom classes, you feel like your big critique? I can critique good and bad acting, and that is terrible acting.

But I don't think they're trying to win any acting awards. I think it's supposed to be way over the top because everyone knows it's fake, right? Yeah. Oh, I have no idea Well, when I was a kid, I didn't know it was fake when I was a kid And so, I mean, I don't even think they're fooling kids anymore Because it's so unbelievable

Like the guy... But I don't think they're trying to fool anybody anymore Oh I think they're all characters And everybody knows it's fiction So they're not hired for their acting Mm-hmm So are you still taking acting lessons yourself?

Yes How often? I haven't been on one in a while, man I've been busy, I was, you know, going to Vegas I was practicing those lines and so I kind of had to duck out of the class for like a month because I had to get ready for bad out of hell. But hopefully November I should jump back in.

What do you mean get ready for it? Even if you would have got your lines, it was like one line. No, it was like three to five lines. Okay, same basically. Amy, are you still in acting classes? Yes, I am. How many do you do a month? Oh, I go a couple times a month.

So I've, and that's what I'm trying to do consistently now. I love to go more. But yeah, it's a time thing and then paying for it and all the stuff. I just have to kind of choose my activities. Who's who? We got a room full of actors here. I know these actors. Wow.

I mean, lunchbox, been zooming it. Amy, got a Christmas movie coming up or she's got a line or two, right, Amy? More than two, yeah. Yeah. Morgan in college. You're the only one who hasn't really been in the acting book. In high school, I was in theater.

Well, now we're all actors. Right. You too, right? Yeah, should I list my roles as an actor? Thespian. Band Slam, where I had nine lines with Vanessa Hudgens. There you go. And Phoebe from Friends.

Nashville, where I was on like four episodes. And in one of them I played myself and had lines with Connie Britton. High school, Greece, little shop of horrors. Oh, I could go on and on. But then I'd be lying because those are my only four roles. Okay. Up next, she loves her kids. She loves matcha.

She loves bringing fancy coffee drinks in a jar that she made herself. She loves making her own deodorant. Here she is. Amy, everybody. It's interesting you mentioned deodorant because this has to do with my underarms and it's more of a PSA. I got this really awesome new scrub that's exfoliating for your body and I decided to exfoliate my underarms and it's one of the worst decisions I've ever made because they're so irritated. I guess the skin is more sensitive there and now I'm just in pain and there's nothing I can do about it. My underarms are just stinging.

So are you recommending not to exfoliate? your underarms. Yes. Do not do that. You can do other parts of your body, but don't do your underarms. There's no point. It's not necessary, and you might end up with raw skin there. Yeah. Okay, I felt that. And here with my intro is Brian from Texas. Here he is. He's a big fan of the razor back. He never sends any of his food back. He doesn't drink any alcohol. Some say, he's the greatest of them all. Bobby, Bobbi! Thank you, Brian, from Texas. So I got a thank you card from Rita Wilson,

who I did a bobbycast with last week. Rita Wilson, big-time actor, Tom Hanks' wife, singer of songs, and she sent a really, really long, detailed thank-you card about our podcast saying that she had a bunch of questions that had never been asked to her before like that. And I just thought, man, if Rita Wilson is such a superstar,

millionaire, on a private jet, probably flying back to L.A. and can take the time to write me a long thank you card, then why can't we do this more? Even a thank you text, even reaching out, it is really inspired me. And I'm going to be inspired for a couple days before I forget.

So in the next couple days, I'm really going to focus on letting people know because eventually I'm going to forget about this move all in my life, right? That's what we do. But I thought it was pretty cool that Rita Wilson sent such a thank you. She was just such a peach,

such a treat to interview and it's up on the Bobbycast. Where she, again, her parents' story, crazy. Her mom had to escape a country in like the middle of the night. Her dad got put in a, camp, like a prison labor camp, and he had to escape.

It is wild. Go search for the Bobbycast and listen to it. I plan on sending everybody in this room. A text today telling you how much I value you. Is that the same a text? Okay. How about like a thank you a card? No, a text award.

Amy's like, I'll take anything. I'll take whatever. Okay, and lunchbox said a gift card. Is that what he said? Yeah, that's what I said. Okay, see, this is why I don't do this with you guys. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air.

It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm seven months pregnant and my husband and I still can't settle on a name for our daughter who is due in December. I've had the name cutie on my list since I found out I was pregnant. I want a daughter to have a unique name because our last name is very generic. I've been using it for the last few weeks, testing it out,

referring to our baby as cutie, hoping my husband would warm up. to it, but he hasn't. The only name he has suggested is Harper after his grandmother. I don't even think he loves the name. I just think he wants to avoid the name cutie. Wanted to get your thoughts. Should I name my daughter, cutie? Signed, soon to be mom. Well, first, I would say, no, you shouldn't. Because if you name your kid anything that is a positive description of something, that will be used against them later in life. Therefore, you wouldn't want to name your kid smarty or haughty or Mr. Cool. or Sir Fantastic or cutie, right?

You want to avoid naming your kids something that people could go, your name's cutie, more like ugly. Oh, yeah, gosh, I didn't even think of that. You're just begging to be picked on if you name your kid something that is a positive affirmation because people are going to see it and go,

that ain't true, you're the ugliest cutie I've ever seen. It's just going to be nonstop. And also it's kind of a dumb name. And I think all names are, I don't want to say, but cuties, that's not even a real name, right? Not a real name. It's an orange. Oh, it is an orange, a small orange too. A cutie, yeah.

I'm going to go with no, that is a descriptive word, and you never want to name your kid a positive descriptive word because it will be used against them later in life. That's my opinion, Amy? Oh, I'm going with Harper all the way. I love that name. Harper's awesome. So go with that and you call her cutie on the side. That's like your thing with her. y'all can have that nickname exchange and that's where we draw that line lunchbox oh harper gets lost in a crowd oh

there's going to be 52 harpers in her class listen cutie is a name that stands out it's cool like i had a candy back in first grade oh god never forgot her that's what i'm saying that was almost my name that's what i'm saying you never forget cool names and if you want your kid to be cool go with cutie well i don't think there's a debate here between harper and cutie she just said that's her husband's only option Well, I go cutie. We don't have to pick one. I just think it's cutie, yes or no. Yes.

If you like cutie because if you were to go to, I'm going to say a place where, you know, ladies dance. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That's why he likes the name. No, usually there they'd be called hottie. They're not usually called cutie there. They're not usually called hottie or cinnamon. Eddie? Yeah, I was around the same thing as you've owns.

It reminds me of those kinds of names like stage number four, cutie. Like, I'm going to hard know on cutie. I don't like that. It's setting her up for a weird life. It's setting her up for a lot of bullying, a weird life. Her name's probably deciding what she's going to do for a living in some ways. Oh my gosh. I don't like it.

We go three to one no. So thank you. Thank you for the email. Do what you feel like is right. I don't mind Harper. But I think you guys could probably settle on a different name. Maybe you could do something like, is Quincy a girl name at all? Sure.

Could be. Love it. Like Quincy. What's a T. name, Tabitha. Quincey Tabitha. What? QT. Oh, I see what you did there. Good idea. Yeah, there are a lot of ways to get

to that. If you still want to have a cutie type of thing. Quincy Tabitha, though, is this a little weird. I'm just coming up with something on the fly. Yeah, it could be another T. I get what you did, though, and I think it's genius, actually. Thank you, Eddie. Quincy Tina. Tina. Yeah. Tabith is better than Tina.

Oh, Quincy Taylor. Yeah, yep. There it is. We just named the kid. We just named the kid. Yep. Give us our residuals. All right, thank you. That's the email. Thanks, close it up, guys. We've got your email and we read it on the air.

Now it's time to close. Bobby's mail back. Yeah. Just say you're walking through the woods and there's a bear it comes up to you. You walk into the woods, it's probably a little too late for you to be walking. It's kind of dark.

And there's a bear that is just right beside you. Now, what do you think you really do? I feel like we've talked about this so many times. But what do you think you really do? Instinctually. Oh, hey bear. Hey bear I'm running

I'm out Like there's no There's no no There's no thinking I just think I go Oh my gosh And I take off running You would have run away

Instinctually you would You just try to get away From anything A threat period And I think if it was just there I try to run Because that's anything Even if a person comes up there

I don't know who it is I'm like oh god Bears are fast Yeah yeah but so are people Right you don't think about that Like when it happens You run Like automatically in your head you run

And I don't think you're gonna go I remember the segment we did where they mentioned that bears can run an ant. I think you just go. Okay. Anything, it's fight or flight, and I don't think you're fighting. And a bear you run zigzag, right?

That is there any... Alligator. Still, now we're getting everybody confused on animals. Go ahead. Is there any part of us that, I mean, we get curious that the bear could be our friend?

Not in that situation. Okay. No. I feel like that's what happens to people that end up getting bit. That what? They think, yeah, that he thinks they're a friend.

Or take a selfie. That would also be another one you don't want to do. But a woman got attacked, by a black bear and what she did is she punched it right in the nose over and over again. Just, just, just,

yeah, punch it over and over. The bear charged at the woman. She has not been identified. She didn't even know it was coming till it was right on her. That was my question, like if a bear's there, sees it,

boom, hits her, and then boom, boom, starts punching in the nose and clapping her hands. And so the bear, after getting punched in the face, like shook.

NFL, they'd pull them out of the game immediately. Oh, for sure. You got concussion protocol. Bears out of the game, stumbles one little time out. But they tracked the bear down and had to kill it because it was rabid trying to get after people. So the bear was overweight, if sick, it's hungry, and that's why it was attacking her, they think. But that's from the New York Post.

But if anything comes up on you and you don't know where to just run. Now, if you have time to gather your thoughts and you see a bear, I'm probably still going to run. But you guys do whatever you want. When they gave me bear spray in Montana, because we were doing an episode. episode of Breaking Bobby Bones, which you can watch on Disney Plus, they said, don't, if a bear comes at you and there's, you see it and it sees you and you've established that you see each other, if you take off running is going to chase you. Yeah, that's why you don't run. I'm telling you, I swear to you, I think, I would run like a little punk. I think I would stay

still and just be like, okay, maybe, maybe you do that. It says here, do not run in bold letters. But I'm not saying, guys, why are you not hearing me? Nobody says run. We've never once said run. I'm saying you don't think about it. If a bear's right beside you, you probably just take off running. It's sort of like when you're out toilet paper in a house and you see the cops. You're not supposed to run, but guess what you do? You run. That's different. Okay. So there's bear spray and they would say spray it

at the ground. If a bear's coming at you, you spray it at the bear, don't spray it at the bear. Because if it goes to the ground, I guess it's like Colon when you walk through it. Oh, yeah. But I was like, here's all I'm going to do. Bears come to me, I'm probably going to throw it at it and then run. You guys are acting like you think, have all these clear

thoughts of strategy if a bear's at you. Not thinking. I just think my natural reaction would be, stay still, don't move. Nope, mine wouldn't be. It'd be run like a little. It'd be run and trip somebody else as I'm running. It's got to end in the way. Yeah. Because bears only got to catch one person. Yeah, you only got to beat one person out of there. You don't got to be first. There's no got to be last.

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No. Yeah. All good here. A plus. None to see. Nothing to see. Nothing to see. Nothing. Keep on going. What's the most irritating thing in the office, they ask? This is from an article from Fast Company. What's the most irritating thing in the office? Co-workers. This office, specifically. If I were to do something generic, I would say a guy that farts too much.

Lunchbox. He said generic, guys. Yeah. Oh, right. Right. Sorry. A guy with bangs that doesn't shave very often that farts too much. Lodge Vox V. Here you go here at the top ones. A co-worker who's always coughing or sneezing, which if that's here, you just go home.

Yes, you get sent home. Heavy clone. Raised in the other room. Raised in the other room there. Axe. The loud co-worker who takes personal phone calls all the time. Not really in here. Amy?

No. She will be doing some calls sometimes over there. Sometimes in the morning she comes in on the phone really loud. No, no. What's crazy is a song will play and she'll take a phone call. And I'm like, how can you get a phone call? In two and a half minutes. Like, she goes out in the hallway and then she's like,

I gotta go, I gotta go, got to go. And I'm like, you knew his songs only two and a minute. That one is crazy to me. Okay. Um. Rating your kids can call you. Oh, yeah.

The borrower who borrows things and never gives them back. And the stealer who steals things. I know some of those super things. Yeah. Lunchbox there. By the way, I left my titans stuck back here to see if he'd steal it and he never has. Oh.

Because there's cameras. Yeah. That's true. I mean, I can't. I'm not going to steal from the boss. I like it. I like it. There's also like a bunch of cash in there too.

What? Yeah, I just see it if you'd take it. And there's a note on it says you can have it at lunchbox and you never took it. So can I have it now? No, it's done. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, I'll make something good.

Bella Rasmuton of Laguna Beach High School made sports history recently when she became the first girl in California to score two touchdowns in one game. Bones, that's a total of four touchdowns on the season. So she's a girl. She's all started when she was seven years old. Her older brother was playing. She would go watch him and said, one day I want to do this.

Obviously it was tough. She had to try out for the team. She finally made it. She's their running back. And yeah, two touchdowns made history. She's had four touchdowns the whole season. I'll be honest with you guys. And I was an okay football player.

Played slot, little X, you know, catch some balls. Wasn't a real fast guy, but I was quick, had a high motor, you know, sneaky athletic. That being said, I think my senior year,

I had two touchdowns. I think 10th, 11th, 12th grade. I had three, maybe four my entire career. She had four in a season. Yeah. Wow. That's awesome. I know two in a game is awesome, but four in a season, that's really great.

And she plays running back. You know, most times when you hear a story about a girl playing on the football team, it's a kicker, or we had a girl played against us. She went to Bismarck. She played, like, defensive end, and all the guys are like, I can't let her. I can't let the girl tackle me. I can't let the girl tackle me. It wouldn't be a good look.

They're like, I can't, I can't. We can't. And she played at the end of the game, and she did tackle one of our guys. But good for her. That's awesome. I mean, that's what it's, it's about representation, right? Hopefully you see her and if you're a girl, you see her doing it. And maybe you don't want him only football.

Maybe you're just like, there's somebody who is playing a sport or doing something that we've been told only guys do. And if she can do that, I can do that. You know, that's what it is. It's all about representation. What are you going to say, Eddie? I was going to say, here's a clip of Bella, her mom and her coach talking about the hard work that she put in to get it there. I'm incredibly grateful and blessed to have the people that I do around me to support me and see me succeed. She was always pushing the envelope.

She was always super ambitious. She was super physical, always wanted to be rough and tough. We coach her hard. We have the same expectations for her, and she's met all those expectations. If I don't do my job, if I don't protect myself and do what I'm taught to do, then yeah, I absolutely could get hurt. But I think at the end of the day, it comes down to you got to be the hammer, not the nail. Wow. Where to go, Bella.

I love that. You can tell she's heard a lot of coaches. talk. Yeah. Be the hammer, not the nail, because good for her. That's great. That's an awesome story.

I love that one. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good. The loser has to eat two bites of a peanut butter and onion sandwich. No. No. No. Onion.

So it's time for Amy versus Lunchbox. The loser eats two bites of a peanut butter and onion sandwich. That's gross. That's gross. It is gross. So, Amy, you'll get three questions that Lunchbox knows the answers to and vice versa. Amy, you're ready for you? for your questions? Yes.

What team does Patrick Mahomes play for? I mean, oh my gosh. Patrick Mahomes. I know, I know, I know. Take some deep breaths. You got way, way, way too flustered when I said peanut butter and onion sandwich. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to take three deep breaths and then we're going to go back to the question. Do it with me. Here we go. One.

Two. Two. Three. Okay. Patrick Mahomes plays for what team? I feel like it's like the Seahawks or something. The Seattle Seahawks. What? What is it? Was that your answer? I never clicked. Okay, I guess that was her answer. That's incorrect. Lunchbox. What is it? Kansas City Chiefs.

That's it. Yes. You know what? The whole time in my head I was picturing Abby and Dan Smyers. Like that's their team, right? Yes. Abby's from Missouri. Yes, yes. Okay, yeah, yeah, like, oh my gosh. Number two, a beamer is the nickname for what luxury vehicle brand? A BNW. Correct.

Amy, what part of your car is measured in PSI? I mean, I think you're tire. Is that your answer? Hold on. Whoa. He's mad. Because I'm mad about the Chiefs. The Seahawks is that other dude that we talk about a lot.

Move on, Amy. Amy, move on because you're not right there, are there? Okay. It's PSI. It's got to be, oh, listen, I just pictured it. In my car, I'm pretty sure I have this PSI light that's always on, and it's my left rear tire. Is your answer tire?

Yes. That's correct. Amy with two, lunchbox with one because of the steel. Lunchbox's going to yours. Are you ready? Ready. What luxury brand is well known for its logo that features two C's back to back. The letter C

back to back. What luxury brand is that? C's back to back. He's doing his hands in two C's back. It's like he's doing gang signs. It does look like that, Eddie. The only thing I can think of, this might not be right, but Coach. Lunchbox says Coach. That is incorrect.

Amy, you can steal and even it up. Go ahead. Chanel. Correct. That's not luxury. No, Chanel is the most luxurious. Chanel is more luxury than coach. Our couture? No, yeah.

Coacher. We're not arguing luxury brands with lunchbox. Peanut butter and onions are coming in my mouth. Oh, gosh. That sounds bad. That sounds really bad. Okay. Lunchbox, what's the name of the technique of using makeup,

typically foundation or bronzer, in such a way as to accentuate, or enhance the shape or structure of the face. So using makeup to accentuate or enhance the shape of the face. I can read you the long form of the question again if you'd like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let me get some context clues. What's the name of the technique of using makeup, typically foundation or bronzer, in such a way to accentuate or enhance the shape or structure of the face? Oh my gosh.

Enhance the face structure, plump it up, bump it up, shape, culture, couture, Chanel. Gosh, I'm going to have to eat peanut butter and onion. I'm about to throw up. Plump. Plump is incorrect. Amy for the steel. Contoring is correct. Oh, he almost said that.

Well, he almost said every word. He said couture? Couture, that's what he was. Lunchbox. Who's the father of Courtney Kardashian's children? Which one's Courtney? Oh, Rob Deerick. Not Rob Deerick, Rob Diss.

Oh, oh. Scott Dittick. Yeah. Okay. I'm here. Rob Dierdick. Rob Dissick. Scott Dissig.

Gosh, he's awesome, too. I like him. Oh. Amy got, our lifebikes got flustered at the end. Amy, go ahead. It didn't matter. I lost either way. That's true. Amy, you are the winner of Amy versus lunchbox today.

Yeah. I mean, good job, Amy. This is one where I am so thankful because. In comes the sandwich. Lunchbox we need two bites of that. Oh, yeah, it's a sandwich. Oh, I feel like your breath is going to be so bad. Two bites, lunchbox.

Don't move anything. You're looking under it. Just go for it. Don't look at it. Why are you looking at it? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. My eyes are starting to water.

I got a question. Yeah. When are we going to go back to Elder versus Millennial? After somebody wins five. Amy, have you won five yet? She's won two. And there's one bite? Oh, godly.

I almost wanted to go eat it outside because it smells so bad. My eyes are starting to run too. He's chewing it slowly. What's it tastes like? Tastes like onions. Straight onions. I can't tell. I hate the peanut butter.

Oh, that's so gross. That is so gross. I think we should just have him do one bite. No. Amy, why are you taking it easier on him? Oh, this is so gross. He would not do that to you. Have you ever just eaten an onion like an apple?

That's what I feel like I'm doing. I did that. Yeah, Eddie lost the game and had to do that. Oh, that's so bad. All right, second bite. Here we go. Let's go. Come on, come on, come on.

Let's go. There he is. Boom. Down the hatch, buddy. Let's take the sandwich out of the room It smells so bad And maybe lunchbox He's drooling peanut butter

Oh Final thoughts What do you give it there? Food reviewer Oh, I did it half a star He'll He's got peanut butter everywhere Oh, it's so gross

I mean, I always taste the onion I got peanut butter stuck on the roof of my mouth I got onion breath I got onion burning my nose Oh my god That's so terrible Are you done? There he goes, there it goes.

He got it. Time for Cole Swindell. Yes, Amy, go ahead. Well, I am just curious who plays for the Seahawks, anybody? Well, you're thinking of Russell Wilson who then plays for the Broncos now. Okay, that's it, though. Thanks. Okay, but he doesn't, okay, it doesn't matter.

Yesterday as we were ending the show, we played this voicemail from Karen in California. Would you play that, Ray? Just wondering, what's happened with lunchbox? and his roof. I can't imagine that he'd go this long without getting his roof repaired. I mean, his wife and kids must be complaining by now. Can we get an update on the roof situation? Love the show.

Hey, what happened? Lunchbox to put the big hole in your roof? So we have a tree and there was a storm. It was really windy. And all of a sudden, boom, a big tree branch. fell on the roof and it put three gaping holes, one in the kitchen, one in the, like, right when you walk in the front door and one over the kitchen table. How long ago was that?

Ew, I'd say probably June. July, August, September, October, five. Oh, man. Four months, four and a half months. Yes. Why hasn't somebody fixed it? Because I was applying to be on this show called Building Roots. Amy's sister had called me and said, hey, we'd really like you on the show.

We'd like you to meet with producers. That's not what happened. That's not what happened. that's not what happened. Okay. Do you want to say what really happened? I went to them and said, hey, I think you should put me on your show

because I would help you get a second season. Right. That's more of what happened. Yes. So, but has your wife been like, yo, why haven't we fixed these holes? We're waiting on a show to fix it. Yeah, she has been like, hey,

you don't think we should fix the holes. And I was like, no, no, no, the show's going to come do it when we get on the show. And she's like, but that's a secondary option. I think we should fix the holes because we have three kids in our house. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. but why would we waste money fixing the holes

when we're going to have to redo them anyway when we were on the show? But you don't know that you're going to be on the show. I mean, they were pretty like all about us when we were talking to them. All about us. The producers were so excited. Amy's brother-in-law called me like, hey,

I need you to call the producers today. Like, they really need you. And they told me I'd be segment A, like I'd be the lead. Okay. We're all here. Now we're all, everybody's present. This is now today.

Amy, when we mentioned this yesterday, because we didn't go far into the story, but you acted like Lunchbox was hoping for something that probably wasn't going to happen. Well, I mean, I just was wondering, because I don't know the answer to this, when is the last time you talked to anybody from building roots? Well, a couple months.

Okay. Bobby, I don't know much about production, but you could probably answer two things that, like he's saying, production was all about me, but you've been on that side of things and don't you think they just treat, people well and get them excited because they like you, they're trying to see what's going on. And then also, like, if you don't hear from them for a very long time, does that mean something? Not always, but yes, they're usually nice because who knows they may want to come to you?

I would think at this point they would have called them back and said, we're doing it, here's the date we're doing it, to make sure that he's clear in his schedule and that he had the money to do it. Because they're not just going to show up and go, all right, let's go and give me your check. Right. So what do you know? Well, I haven't heard anything about lunchbox. Is lunchbox going to be in the show? I do not think so, but I didn't want to be the one to say that right now. So I don't know.

Cat got your tongue. What's going on over there? Cat has got my tongue because maybe look, here's what I need to do. I need to go get some clarification and then I can report back because there's just so many variables here. Yeah, there are some variables. But I definitely don't think you should be, you know, putting your food. family in jeopardy. Well, they're not in jeopardy.

Yes, you have a hole in your roof. Yeah, but it's not like an asteroid is going to fall through that roof and hit us. Yeah, but there's other storms. Winter is coming. Yeah, like heat. It's in Game of Thrones, guys. But it is for like two months here.

Yeah. All she's saying, Lunchbox, is maybe temper your expectation. Jamie, we'll get a report back. I hate to tell you, those producers were so excited. Like, they were so nice. Oh my gosh, you would be so great. That sounds awesome.

They said you would be so great or you will be so great when we put you on this show. Basically, you will be great. No, not basically. Not basically. Okay, Amy, we'll need some clarification. It doesn't sound like this is going to work out.

And lunchbox put all those eggs in the wrong basket, it seems like. Right. You know, to go along with another old saying, he has definitely put the cart before the horse here. Not the way they were talking. They told me I'd be A segment and you'd be B segment. So that pretty much tells me they loved it. Here's a voicemail from Sadie in Pittsburgh.

I just went to the gas station and got probably my second ever Powerball ticket of my entire adult life. And Lunchbox, as much as you drive me that, just to shut you up, if I win the 700 million whatever and I could bank half of that after taxes, I will buy you a private island if you agree to leave the show. Just hide you. Oh, dang. Oh, 100%. That's the deal I'd take, too, Lunchbox. I'm out. Yeah, I know they went, ugh.

But I'll be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you guys can get offended by her not liking me. I don't care. Don't like me and buy me an island. I love it. I felt that. All right, thank you very much, Sadie, for that call. You guys can call us anytime on the voicemail line.

877-77 Bobby. Here's a voicemail from Jesse in Mississippi. Y'all make Morgan watch all of these older TV shows and movies and stuff, which is great. But I also think that Bobby needs to be made to watch some of the Disney movies he's never watched, some of the cartoons and Star Wars. There's no reason you should have never watched Star Wars. Come on, man.

I watched the first Star Wars, and I didn't like it. I tried. I gave it zero star sabers, or whatever they're called. A lightsaber. Yeah, I gave it zero. It was like from the 70s. I felt like I was watching Abbott and Costello do intergalactic fighting. Three studios, yon, yon, yon, yon, yon.

Okay. So I did watch, and I've seen some Disney movies. We did that bit. I watched Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, 3, I watched... And you loved those. I liked them. You loved them.

No, I liked them. I watched Coco. I loved Coco. Oh, okay. You loved Coco. Exactly. And I think I may have seen a couple other ones too, but I'm not sure. But Jesse, hey, slow your roll, buddy, because I did.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. Bobby, when you fly, what seat do you want? Isle-Middle window. Well, I sit window, and on South West I try to get that seat where there's... The non window, the big gap you can lay upon, and then you still have a window to look out. So that's where I go. It's like a third of the way in the plane.

Well, middle seat is least desirable. So one airline is trying to make it more appealing by launching a fun lottery where if you sit in that seat, you're eligible to win things like a Caribbean cruise, free flights, and tickets to certain games and sporting events. Yeah, I'm still going to take the window. I made my wife sit in the middle. And I'm like, I'll save you a seat. And she's like, great. I know what that is.

I'm like, yeah, it's the middle. Sometimes if we're on a two, you know, one of the small planes, if we're flying up to New York and it's one of those regional carriers, we'll sit and I'll give her the window and I'll take the aisle. Yeah, I know. Guys, stop with you. I know, thank you. I know, thank you.

I would just like to encourage people that sometimes the middle seat gives you an opportunity to meet two people to both sides. Mostly those two people don't want to meet the person in the middle, though. You're assuming that. Mm-hmm. I am because I'd like to go to sleep. Okay. So that's all. All right, what else? Well, this is kind of a cool story, so I wanted to pull it, and it's about rats wearing tiny little backpacks.

Okay. So there's a nonprofit group that's working to train rats to put on these tiny little backpacks, and they can go into buildings that have collapsed, you know, and they can search for humans that are in the rubble, in the remains. And if they spot a human, they'll be trained to pull a little string on. their backpack to notify people with a GPS signal exactly where they are. What? Yeah, so they got little cameras too that they can turn on when the rats are in there. Yeah. And then they can drop a GPS so they know where to go dig, which is pretty crazy.

Oh, all of a sudden, we're going to start using these rats for good like we should have been instead of testing all these chemicals on them. All of a sudden the rats can save lives. I don't know. I feel like once they smell a piece of cheese, they're like distracted. No, they're trained. Highly trained rats. I don't know. I'm pretty trained too, but I love some cake.

All right. Well, Jake Owen powered through some shows last weekend, even though he was sick. He said that, I mean, he was just doing anything and everything to keep from passing out on stage. And doing that, landed him in the hospital. Luckily, it looks like he's going to be okay because he posted that he was looking forward to celebrating his grandpa's 100th birthday this coming weekend. But still kind of crazy that, you know, he was like, the show must go on. I think it's crazy. He's got a grandpa to live to 100.

Yeah, that's crazy. That too. for Jake and genetics. I'd be pumped by Jake. I'd feel like a superhero. I'd be jumping off buildings. I'm like, I'm never going to die. Everybody's old in my family. I can't die. That'd get you in trouble, though. All right, is that it at Amy? I'm Amy. That's my pile.

That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Get home is something good. Capital police officers in West Virginia found a guy sleeping outside on the ground with his dog and learned that he had family back in Alabama and he wanted to go home. He just couldn't afford to get home. So there he was homeless with his dog.

So the officers arranged for temporary housing for him and the dog and food for both of them. And then they kept reaching out to people going, hey, do you know this guy? Are you his family? Finally, they found his family. Then they arranged for the guy to get all the way back home. They paid for it one officer because the guy couldn't take his dog with him when he went home. One officer kept the dog at his house until the guy got home and could get the dog back to him. Again, didn't have to do that.

And these police officers say this is just our job. A lot of the people in town, too, so these officers are constant. stepping up in ways for people. Not just pulling a gun and stopping a bad guy, but also helping the good guys that need help too. So I love this story. I'm a big police officer guy. I think they do so much for us that we have no idea,

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