The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Early Bird) Lunchbox Tried To Donate His Car + Will Bobby Sending Lunchbox To The Super Bowl? + Mailbag: Make Boyfriend More Refined

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

Lunchbox has come to terms that he needs to get a new car, but he wants his 2005 Altima to go to good use so he tried donating it... Plus, find out if Bobby will pay for Lunchbox to cover the pre-Super Bowl parties in Vegas this weekend. Mailbag: Listener's boyfriend didn't grow up with fancy things and now she wants to help him be more refined for some of their outings.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And we'll start with our video producer. He's the oldest on the show. But when he plays Elder versus Millennial, there's not much. He knows. It's Eddie. Guys, why did you tell me to watch American Nightmare? It's crazy, huh? Oh, it's so crazy. And now I can't stop thinking about it. Explain to our listeners what it's about without spoiling it so they know if they want to go watch it.

All I can tell you is some buddy goes to the cops and says, my girlfriend's been kidnapped overnight. This is what happened. And it's a true story. It's a docu-series. Yeah, yeah, true. And you know what's crazy? I think Lunchbox said this. I kind of remember that new story. Yeah, I don't. But I don't remember any news stories.

We do so much news. But lunchbox has the memory to remember all the weird news stuff. Dude, it's so good and it's a great story, but now it's just taken over my mind. And I can't stop thinking about it for multiple reasons. It's like that. What's that documentary we watched back in the day, Deer Zachary? Oh, don't watch that one. Don't watch it.

It's so good, though. Don't watch Deer Zachary. Do never. Don't stay away. I mean, it's crazy. It's so good, though. It's done well. But it's don't watch it. That's how I felt with this.

And I'm like, why did I watch this? But I didn't feel that way with this one as bad as I did, Dear Zachary. Oh, yeah. Dear Zachary, do not watch it. It's really well done there. But don't watch. Which, by the way, Elder versus Millennials coming up later on. Cool.

And Lauren wrote that, by the way, that intro. I figured. All right, moving on. He has trouble singing and key. And he still hasn't finished his college degree. Lunchbox! The Ultima, guys. We all know that it's on its last leg.

Some days it starts. Someday it doesn't. But if I get a new car, I have to find the Ultima a new home. So I called and tried to donate my car. Just giving it? Just giving it. To a driving school.

Because they need cars to teach people to drive, right? Okay. Durable cars, okay. So I called to see if they would want Ultima. Okay. Hi, thanks for calling a B. Driving school. This is a d'I.

I was wondering if you guys ever take cars, like if you need cars, like donated for the driving school. You serious? You know, we're always looking for cars. Let's say, if you're serious, I mean, we've got to do some, you know, alterations on it. But what are we talking about here? I mean, for our purposes, safety is paramount. So what's the condition of the car?

Oh, yeah, it's in good shapes, never been in a wreck. You can check the Carfax. The car is a 2005. Nissan Ultima, it's got 216,000 miles on it. I mean, this baby is reliable to a 10. Here it is. Listen to it. I'll be honest with you. She sounds like a but I think we're probably going to have to pass on that one. Okay. Okay, man. All right. Well, I was trying to do something for the kids, you know.

And on behalf of me and the kids, I wish you luck and move in the car. I'll be honest with you. 219,000, I think you said. That might be a little, even for a charitable donation. That might be a danger factor for a lot of people. I know I can't touch it. I'm sorry. man. Good luck to you. All right, man. Thanks a lot. Will you drive your kids in it still? Yeah. So a charity won't take it because it's too dangerous, but you'll drive your children in it? Yeah. He said, I can't tease the kids in it, man. You tried, man.

That's not the last one. I got other places I'm going to look into. Why don't you just donate it to one of these places that take old beat up cars and use the parts? That way they'll just sing it. I don't want them to just rip her apart, man. She can still give, so I have other ideas. Okay. Thank you, lunchbox. Our next person wants to do more acting So if you know anyone that does it And hit her up if you know anyone casting

Alright there you go Amy! So I don't know if you wash the outside of fruits and vegetables Where you're not eating the outside Because it's something we don't think about So a little PSA. Bananas don't wash the outside. Oranges don't wash the outside. Okay, well, here's the deal

Because sometimes you like peel the orange And then you immediately touch the inside of the orange And start eating it. Well, you've transferred the bacteria from the outside of the orange to the inside or if you're also touch doorknobs and then touch food too so well okay I'm just saying you can also maybe your hands aren't involved you are cutting the outside of an avocado the minute you slice in from the outside the knife is touching the outside and then voila it's touching the inside and the bacteria is transferred but just a tainty bit yeah not as much I mean I started Googling it because

I thought I don't do this and I did it the other day and I got obsessed and I started cleaning the outside of everything we'll see how long that last but the CDC did have an article up about how there's gross stuff on the outside of an avocado when they were testing it. So if you're cutting into something. Which is often like an avocado. Rinse the outside. I guess there'd be a lot of chemicals on it if they're shipping it around. And it's just rinse.

You're not washing it with like soap or anything. Do you put it in the dishwasher? And what cycle do you run it on? No, you can either rinse it with water multiple times or they make a... Multiple times, golly. Well, just making sure you get it good. And then they have a fruit and veggie spray that I bought for like $3. You are a sucker.

You bought a fruit and veggie spray to spray your fruit and veggie down. Well, it just made the whole process faster because you spray it, let it sit for 30 seconds and then rinse it. I can rinse it in 10 seconds if I'm going to rinse it. But when you're doing a lot. Oh, man, they saw you coming. Really? Yeah, they were like, that's her. That's her.

Invent this product real quick. Okay. The fact that you sit it there for 30 seconds, you could be done eating it already. Rinse 10 seconds, eat it 20 seconds. Boom. Okay. Well, it said if you wanted to get it thoroughly cleaned. And there's more than just the chemicals.

It's like fecal matter and Listeria. It doesn't bother me. And it makes my breath smell better. No, that's Listerine. Oh, my bad. All right. From Mount Pine, Arkansas. He's got the Jalen Waddle jersey on today.

But can he actually play Bobby Bones? So I'm going to address this one time officially on the show. We cannot put any music on our podcast at all. We have a massive podcast audience. So if you're listening to us now through podcast, we cannot put any clips of music. We can't put it. Even this music playing in my background here.

Is this one okay? Yeah, this one's fine. It's instrumental. I don't know the rules. They always change on us when there's live performance in. We can't put those up, but you can watch it on YouTube. You can watch it on Instagram. But for some reason on the podcast,

even if we play a game with music clips, we can't put it on the podcast. So I'm letting everybody listen to the podcast know and everybody listens to the radio know. We do a podcast and you should listen to it except you not get to hear any of the music stuff. Scoob, is this ever going to change or what's happening? I mean, it's like the Wah-W-West, the podcast world. I think everyone's trying to figure out what to do. And then obviously on the other side, you have the companies and music rights and publishers trying to get a cash grab. So I think we're trying to figure out what we can do to rectify this.

Because to your point, everyone's point, we're using the music not to make money. It's to bring context to a game and all that kind of stuff. Enhance our editorial. Exactly, yes. So I feel like at some point we'll be able to do a version of that again. But as of right now, we cannot. So my statement here is we talked about this a bit yesterday. You watch the show on YouTube.

You can subscribe to our YouTube channel. Go to our Instagram at Bobby Bone Show. See a bunch of clips and segments there. Listen to the podcast. But if you're noticing bits are missing, segments are missing. That's why. Because we've been put in jail. We're actually doing it right now.

Oh, look who's next to me. Guess who's next to me in jail? Who's that? Oh, no, you missed it. What? Todd Cressley. That's correct. Thank you for me in the line.

I thought you were doing it like these nuts. I thought you were doing a bit. I was like, I look at Todd Cressel. In my mind, I was like, I refuse to say who. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones.

My boyfriend and I have great chemistry. He's very charismatic. But he grew up in kind of a Backwood's family. He never wore shoes until he started school. And the first time he wore a tuck. was over Christmas when he went with me and my family to a formal event. It was a little awkward because he didn't really know anything about how to behave. Now he knows nothing about etiquette.

I really love him, but I need him to be able to fit into my social circle. Is it unrealistic to think that I can teach a grown man to be more refined? Signed, girlfriend of Grizzly Adams. Doesn't know how to behave. Amy, you go first. Okay. I think that, yeah, there's things you can do. I'm not sure how he's behaving.

Like, do you not know how to, like, just be in public? Because, I don't think that's fair. Well, she just said he doesn't know how to behave. Well, no, no, he got over the behave. I think now it's just the tucks. Yeah, I mean, but I think that's behaving to her. It's like something normal to her is not normal to him. Yeah.

It was like when I started, I worked at a really nice restaurant. I had never been to a restaurant as nice as the restaurant that I worked at. And it had to learn little spoon, bigger spoon, what side it went on, which glad. And I was like, I was like, this is foreign. That stuff's weird. Anyway. And had I, but again, you're going to a tux event over Christmas. Yeah.

This family of the girl, they must come from money and not in a bad way, but they must do things in their family culture that we didn't do. And I assume he's probably a little more country than I was growing up. But even then, I was pretty country. So yes, you can teach him survival skills with rich folks, but he's never going to fully get it. and you can't hold it against him when he doesn't know it, but you can't think less of him because you probably couldn't skin a deer. And when the world ends,

you know what he's going to do? Freaking skin your deer. That's right. I think this is a good way to put it. Survival skills for my family or my... Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a good way to put it. Sorry, I was taking it more of like behavior.

Like I was picturing him being like... No. Or like just burping at the table. Or I don't know what... I wanted more details. But if it's etiquette type stuff like that, I think, yeah, you can learn. Like formal fancy etiquette.

You can learn. Yeah. But he's not going to grow up. It's not going to be his language. And if you don't really live in something, it's hard to learn the language of the natives. Sounds like friends in low places. Blame it all my roots.

I showed up in boots. This sounds like this guy. Like this guy's going into that black tie affair being like, hey man, it's just who I am. She sounds a little snooty. A little. Her family's a little snooty. I feel like she doesn't want to be snooty, though.

She's trying hard to not be, but she can't help a little bit of it anyway. Yeah, maybe she's the first generation to break out of the mold. She's trying to break out. So girlfriend of Grizzly Adams, crazy old reference too, by the way. Yeah, I don't know if that is. Grisley Adams from like the 80s, the TV show, lived in the woods with the bear.

Uh-uh. No? No. Um, Arkansaso Keith just to watch it. I'd see it on all the time. You can help him and you know what? If you go back to his family, I'm sure he's going to have to help you because it's going to be weird. Yeah. So just know that you guys can

grow together, but you both never be fully fluent. he'll never be fully fluent and rich and you'll never be fully fluent in country. There you go. That's doable. But stay together. I bet our parents don't like the guy. Oh, no.

For sure. Just because he doesn't come from people that wear tugs is. Who wears a tux unless it's like prom? Or an award show. All right, thank you, thank you. That's it. Close the mailbox.

We've got your email and we'll find the clothes Bobby Mailback. I wanted to play this clip from a Toby's Keith interview we did back in 2014. You know, we spent most of yesterday's show talking about Toby Keith and him

unfortunately passing away, but there were a lot of jokes that we had with Toby. There were a lot of jokes that we had just within us about funny things Toby would say on and off the air. And so I remember once we were talking to Toby Keith about getting into politics. And I was like, would you ever get into

politics? And I don't know what I would have said if you asked me if this is on the or not because we have referenced it so many times on this show. It's always a funny quote that Eddie and I'll do on the road where just do the quote, Eddie, before I even play the clip. Oh, yeah. I make more money in one night and merch than the president does in one year. Yeah, something like that.

I haven't even actually heard the clip played back. I think I got it. Who knows if that's even exactly what he said, but that's anytime there's a question like, hey, how much you make? It don't matter. I made more money and merch one night. I love it. Why would he get into politics when he can.

So this is the first. first clip. This is what he had to say, Toby Keith, about how much money he can make in a night. You ever think about running for office? Hell no. No? No. You mean, liars, man. I can't make more than a night and the president makes all year. In a night, you can make over $100,000? You brought it up, not me? He makes more than $100.

I'm just asking, though, in a night, you can make over $100 grand? Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. Holy crap. You're simple. I am simple. What's the president making? year like 250. Is that what the salary is

for the president? I think it's about that. Is it 250, right? You're in a night. You can make over $250,000. I've made that much in merch before. In a night! Can I touch you? That's funny. And I don't know. Maybe 400,000 now, I'm not sure. That's 10 years ago. So don't fact-check me on that. And it's better that it's

combined now. Yeah, we condensed that. Yeah. Like I said, we've done it so many times. We don't even know how it really happened. But that's funny. And then he goes, you're simple. We used to do that one a lot too I forgot about that one. We don't do that one as much anymore. But you're simple. We should just keep that clip, Santa Vi of him going, you're simple.

And then here's a clip of Eddie and I, just, it's small, but we just never played in the audio with it. Toby had asked us to come play a show with them in D.C., so we did. And we go out on stage, and we're singing Red Solo Cup, and long and short of it is afterward. Because we try to, we think you know the words of the song until you have to get up and sing the song with the microphones. because you sang it your whole life, but then the versions of, you know, let's have a party or proceed to party, or there are little nuances that it's okay if you mess up in your car

because nobody's judging you, but you get on stage. And so we did a pretty good job. What Toby said to you afterward? Yeah, yeah, we were walking out of the venue and he was by his bus. He goes, hey, thanks for coming. I'm like, hey, thanks for having us.

Toby's like, next time learn the damn words. So this is just a little clip of us singing Red Solo Cup with Toby and DC. That's fun. Wow, wow, wow. Because Eddie had introduced himself. Toby knew us and knew the show, but he was being funny. He goes, of the raging idiots, I'm the Mexican.

Yeah, we were backstage. And I was like, hey, Toby, in case you don't remember, I'm the Mexican of the band. And he thought that was the funniest thing. He's like, what did you say? You're the Mexican? But he never referenced it on stage that it was something that Eddie had said previously. He just said, where's the Mexican? So it was kind of like an inside joke.

But everybody got to hear except, I wonder if some people were like, the Mexican. Will you play that again, Ray? Because we did it. Let's get the Mexican to say this one. That's so funny. I love that, man. Again, something else that we've just talked about

and referenced many times. So, you know, we've talked about Toby Keith for a couple days and lasting impression on country music, last impression on us just from personal things like that. I remember looking at the crowd too and then be like, huh? Yeah.

Did he say that? It's time for the good news. with Amy. So this guy, Travis Hold, he'd always wanted to own a restaurant. And finally, in August of 2019, he purchased Country Bob's Cafe in St. James, Missouri. Well, you know what happened, you know, probably just eight months later? Pandemic? COVID. So obviously, he struggled during that time, but it's just been a series of what he described as misfortunes that have unfolded since then. And he had posted that, like, hey, we're going to have to do some layoffs. Well, so many people that ate at Country Bob's Cafe saw the post. It was viewed more than 250,000 times.

There was like 1,500 comments of people being like, whoa, I'm going to come eat there soon. Like, we love your food, love your place. And the line the next day after that post and how many people came to eat at that place to support him and show him love. It just shows the power of community and social media because he said it was the best day ever. They even ran out of food, which obviously he hated that part, but they just weren't expecting. that many people to show up. And this could be a game changer for the restaurant and the employees that he was going to have to lay off.

I got a couple thoughts. What was his name? Travis Holt. Country Bob? Well, he bought it. So maybe it was already existing. Got it. He bought it as my guy.

And he should change his name at work to Bob because people are like, where's country Bob? He's like, well, I'm Travis. That's not as fun. He should put a name tag on, not now because he is who he is. It should have just been Bob at work, because that'd have been cool. Are you country?

Bob, I sure am Buckaroo. You bet. Number two, sounds like something I would have liked to have done, like to go, wow, this person needs, I'm going to go eat some food there, but I would have got there and I would have saw the line and been like, eh, never mind. I just hate lines. Good point. I hate lines.

And I, that's very selfish for me. You can keep it on your list to go, like, he's going to need people to keep going back. Who does, Bob? Yes, Bob. Exactly. Literally known as Travis. Yes. I don't want a poo on it.

You do want to poo on it. You do want poo on it. That's your thing, but go ahead. But I think if you own a restaurant, this is the move. You go on TikTok and you say, oh, I'm struggling. Boom, you're busy. No, that's. But he was on Facebook where he said after.

Or just go on Facebook. And be like, man, looks like we're going to close down, man. We're not getting any customers. You know what you should do? Find like your favorite restaurant in your town or like your neighborhood. It's not struggling, but just like a small one and act like it's yours. And be like we're really sure. And then we're see if people just show up like crazy.

Like we've really been struggling. Well, maybe find one that really is. How would I know? Yeah. But you can find one that's like a mom and pop or like a locally owned. Okay, there's a... Let's just call it. Denny's...

Johnny's... No, not Denny's. It's a chain. We're not really doing this, right? Do like Johnny's cheese, right? It's a place called Johnny's cheese. And you get on and you're like, hey guys, Johnny's cheese,

we're just not going to be able to last much longer. We've really been struggling. I wanted to thank you guys for coming over the year. So unless there's like something crazy that happens in the next couple weeks, we're probably not going to be able to stay in business. So if you guys want to come, that would be awesome. I've seen on TikTok before, or this has turned into something big.

and if it does, that's great, but if not, thank you guys, post it. And then all of a sudden you drive by, and there's a line out of Johnny's cheese. Look at the good work you've just done. That's funny. Yeah. Amy's like, that's a lot. No, I'm like, there's people. I don't know what his, is he have a problem with the fact that this guy put it on social?

I'm confused. No, he's saying, he's doing it on TikTok. Yeah, but he's making one up. Well, I'm saying he could just, restaurants could just make this up and say, oh, I'm struggling and it seems to work. Yeah, but he wasn't making it up. He was going to have to do layoffs. And he wasn't like really.

The hoogers girl who wore that to my birthday. Right. Exactly. It wasn't even her birthday. She wore it for four days. And he wasn't asking for like people to just give him money. He asked for prayers. And then also reminding people, hey, support your local businesses.

Like not just his. He encouraged people to go. I don't have a problem with it. I'm just saying it would be a fun experiment. There's like a mom and pop. I'm sure they're not making millions of dollars off their little restaurant. Right. And you'd be like, I think we're going to.

And then just if people show up, it helps them. It doesn't have lunchbox. It helps. Also drop eight dollars off at my house. All right, great story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. A win is a win.

A win is a win. I don't care which I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Clivert Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined.

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I'm Anna Sinfield. in this new season of The Girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care.

So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the Girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you.

you get your podcast. I'm Ego Wadam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers, Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up-and-coming talent. If it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah.

He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right.

And it wouldn't be that. There's a lot in luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Lauren is one win away. First game she's ever got in. She could win the entire championship of Elder versus Millennium. Not today. I have a good feeling.

She's been dominating. She's up to four to one. It's the oldest on our show versus Swifty Lauren, the youngest on our show answering trivia questions about each other's generations. Eddie's first. He's a dad of four. He's the Hispanic who don't panic. games, he is spectacular, and he thinks he's more attractive than the bachelor.

Yeah! It's producer Eddie, ready. Don't miss it because she can steal. I know, I know. Question number one. What two teams made up fans for the movie Twilight? What two teams they would call themselves Team Blank and Team Blank for the movie Twilight? Two teams?

They would call themselves Team Edward or Team Werewolf? Got it. Is that your answer? Yeah. That's incorrect. Dang it, ding it. Lauren, still? Well, it's the vampires and the werewolves, right?

Team blank and team blank. I don't know the actual names, but I just know there were vampires and werewolves, yeah. That's going to be incorrect, too. Wow! Yes! Do you know it? I think so. Go ahead.

It's just the team. No, it's Edward and Jacob. That's it, Team Edward, Team Jacob. What? I was so close. I thought you meant like, like, the... No. Jacob is a werewolf?

Question. I don't know. Yes. It was the werewolf. Eddie. Yeah. Yeah. What actress plays Jessica Day in the TV show New Girl?

Zoe de Chanel. Correct. Yes. Yes. Eddie's siblings Joel and Benji were founding members of what 2000's pop rock band? Good Charlotte. Correct. Two points, Eddie.

Come on. I told you. Not today. Not today, Lauren. Let's introduce Lauren. Eddie's opponent. She's our youngest producer.

She's the biggest Taylor Swift fan around and with a victory today she'll take home the crown. It's Swifty Lauren. All right Lauren these are all about Eddie's generation, okay?

Michael Germain and Tito were members of what 70s pop band? Intito. Michael Germain and Tito what 70s pop band? What do I feel like I know this? Was it the Pet Shop Boys?

Incorrect. Eddie? That is the Jackson Five. The Jackson Five, Michael Jackson. Yeah. Lauren, in the 80s game show, press your luck. There was one word. They would yell this over and over because it would reset their score to zero.

The contestants would yell, no blank when playing the game. No blank, no blank. Press your luck, 1980s. No deal? No deal, is incorrect. Eddie. Can I say that? Yeah.

No. No, that's how it is. Hey, you don't know it? The whammy? Yeah. No whammy, no whammy, no whammy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew that. Swifty Lauren, the Noid was an advertising character created in the 80s and briefly revived several times for what restaurant.

He wore a red skin tight rabbit-eared body suit with a black end inscribed in a white circle on his chest. The noid. This might be Eddie's day. Yeah. Red body suit with a The Noid advertising character created in the 80s I've definitely seen it

What was he wearing again on his chest? He was wearing a red skin tight rabbit-eared body suit with a black end inscribed in a white circle I have no idea You got this one Eddie? She's giving up, is it Domino's Pizza?

Yeah Come on! 5-0 Eddie I was a great nomination. Don't call it come back. Don't call it come back. Did you find that one to be extra hard today? Yeah, that one was very hard.

The Jackson 5 one, though. That one, yeah. I feel like I should have known that. Once he said, I was like, oh, wait, that was obvious. Was it because only three names were said? Yeah, I think that's what it was. Instead of the 5? I don't know.

Then what about, do you regret not getting Team Jacob, Team Edward? Yes, I regret that one because I didn't know if it was called that in the book. books or the movies. I thought that's just what like the fans would call them. I didn't know what's like the official names. Hey, why are we talking to her? She's a loser. Why don't you ask me how I feel? Hey, how was it? It's easy, man. It's shocking that she lost. Yeah, because she's really bright. Yeah, that's true. She was just spacing out today. Maybe like blank space. Maybe she's getting so close to Taylor Super Bowl. Oh. That's all you focus on. Yeah. Okay. Well, are you doing anything Taylor related for the

Super Bowl? I'm just going to a friend's place to watch the game. I'm sure we'll play. Maybe I'll wear my Taylor Swift shirt. Maybe play some of her songs. Yeah. And you're really cheer for her. Are you went for the Chiefs?

I am now. Yeah, I was thinking about it. I was like, I don't really care about either team to be completely honest. But I want to see my girl down the field all happy with her man after the game. So why not root for the Chiefs? Her new record that comes out is it all about Joe, her ex, do you think? I do. I do think it is about Joe.

There's like a lot of signs pointing towards it. What's it called the poets of the society is the what? I keep getting it wrong. too. I keep wanting to say like the dead poet society. But it's the tortured poets department. Oh yeah. Wow. When her track lease was released,

that was a bit controversial. Yeah. Because I don't think she released it, right? Didn't someone leak it? I think, yeah, it was leaked. So then she just released it on her own the next day. But pretty much all the titles are pretty obvious that it's going to be about Joe. Yeah, yeah. And then the name of the album is apparently what he called

a group chat that he had with two of his friends. I'm sorry, who's Joe? Joe Al won her. Got she for six years. Exactly. You don't even know who he is, but this one's all public. This Joe's a nobody and Travis Kelsey is. What do you think about people saying suggesting Taylor Swift is a government asset

and they've blown her up so much now for a few different reasons and that she is being used for political gain for certain parties? Who says that? This is an iffy topic. Do you think she's a government asset? She's been big, you know, since she was 16. Like, I know right now her fame seems like it's at an all-time high. But it's not like she just came out of nowhere.

Like, she's been a household name for 20 years. But done the government always target, like, Elvis and, like, the big stars. No, but they target them to, like, kill them. Oh. The suggestion is Taylor's a government asset to, like, go to other countries and spy or ship to. What? She's doing a world tour? She is.

It's so dumb. It's not. World tour. Yeah. It's not true. It's not true. Okay. What about her concerts they say are like satanic? Have you seen any of that on TikTok?

I've seen a few people say that, but they say that about everything. Like, you can find a hidden message in anything if you try hard enough. I don't find that our concerts are satanic. I didn't leave there feeling like I just satanic. I felt they're feeling great and all happy. Was there a satanic era? No. I don't think that's on the air.

Not yet. Maybe that's her next one after this one. All right, Eddie, congratulations. Thank you, man. All right. I forgot to congratulate you. That was awesome. The bid has been

Lunchbox wants to go to the Super Bowl, which is Thursday, so Friday, Saturday, three days away. But it's not even the Super Bowl. He wants to go to all the parties in Las Vegas because he's gotten, like, generic emails that say, you're invited to Gronx Beach Blast.

You're invited to Shack's Wingle Dingle or whatever it is. Yeah, Shack's Fun Party or Fun House. And you think you would go and have fun. at these. Absolutely. But you'll be by yourself. Guess what? There's a lot of people that are going to be by themselves. Celebrities come by themselves, mingle with other celebrities. That's what happens. Actually, I don't think that happens at all. I think it's the opposite. They come with a lot of people. Oh, really? Yeah. That's okay. Oh, really? That's all right. I'll get in. I'll get in with a new group. Get in where I fit in. So the question is, how do we get him there? We have a listener named Nick.

And I said on the air, if a listener will at lunchbox stay at their house. It has to be listener we've never met before. They call and said lunchbox can stay with me. Then lunchbox says yes. I would buy his flight. I just said that. It's kind of haphazardly. Just throwing it out there. Then we look at the flights. And it's like 500 there and 700 back.

Because it is Super Bowl Sunday into Las Vegas. Big time. Big thing's going. Big thing's popping. So then Scuba says, what if everybody gives some points and we send lunchbox and that wasn't met warmly where Eddie's like, I'm not doing that? No. I use my points.

Every summer. Okay, fair. And I did say I would pay for it. So I went and looked in my Southwest account. I have 190,000 points. Oh, you're good. Now, he only needs about 78,000 to go. Okay.

It's not bad. I would give you the 78,000 points. Okay. Yeah. He said, I would give you. No, I will. Oh, man. But there's always this breaking point where lunchbox has to,

is he playing chicken with us to see if we'll actually pay for it and send them? because he's like, I want to do it. And then if we go, okay, we're going to do it, then does he go like, never mind? Yeah, because if you asked your wife if you can leave. And are you sure you can get into the parties? That I don't know. Oh, also, Guy Fieri's having a party too.

I forgot about that. What did you don't know? I thought you got invited through email. No, I'm saying it said I had to fill out the credential request. When was it Dubai? No, it's good. Okay. Look, I'm filling out right now.

He's doing it right now. Bobby, Bones, show. That's my outlet, right? Oh, I thought he's good. Yeah, I would probably, I mean, how do we spice it up? Because they may be like, what is that? National syndicated. I would say,

in my outlet type, photo, video, or print, reporter only. I would say video and photo. Yeah, I don't know what I'm saying like that. It only gives me one option. Okay, I'll do video then. Video. Email. You have one, yes.

It's not on your phone. Yeah. Do I give them my hot mail or do I give them my work? I'd give them your work. Okay. It's hot mail. Sexy 494. Amy, Amy, don't give it out.

What's next? Okay. My phone number? You have my phone number. What is that? 210. It's the only number I memorized. Please let us know what agency or brand invited you.

Oh, that's a good question. That's a great question. You can't just write email, can you? No. In the email, there's an agency. What agency is? Look at the email. Would your wife let you go?

I don't see why not. Oh, no. You would need to ask her because I'm willing to pay 80,000 points for you to go. All right. What is this? Go down and go all the way down. But you do have three kids. And we can get you back for the actual game at home.

You'd say this one? RMG or medium rare or authentic. What's the question? What agency sent you? Oh, RMG. Here it is because it says. What's that? mean RMG. I don't know. That's an agency that sent him the email. Well, they're going to check.

Oh, it did send the email. Got it. Okay. Next. Oh, man. There's next. Okay. Oh, boy, there's a lot of questions. Okay. So, Shack's Fun House is Friday. Grongk Beach is Saturday. Sports Illustrated, the party is Saturday. And Guy Fierreys is Sunday for the tailgate. Um, which one are you interested in attending? All of them. Hello. Well, you won't be able to go to Guy Fierreys. Uh, yeah, I can. I thought you wanted to get back for the game. I thought I'd come back Monday You know Because what if I meet someone here and they invite me to the game Good point

That is a valid point You're talking to someone, they're like, I got an extra ticket Can you see Mike what the points are on Monday To get a minute Monday? Would you like a spot on the red carpet? Yes Yes, yes Yes

You don't get to walk it You're gonna interview people That's fine Okay cool If you are requesting a spot on the red carpet Please confirm the number of people on your crew Two Wait

Nick Nick will hold the camera. Do you want Nick to, but I don't know if Nick can go with you. We have to call him later and you have to call your wife. Who cares about he can go? Now Nick's working. Nick's in the Air Force. We can't just.

Whatever Nick's got going on. Okay, go ahead. Or should I just put one? It's more likely I'll get in with just one. It's better to put two and then show up with one than to put one and show up with two. Okay. All right. Would you like additional access to attend the entire party?

Yes. Wait, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. coverage plans for Shaq's Funhouse. Please provide a brief.

Good grief, guys. I'm just coming to shoot some content. Well, don't say that. Just be like, I'm coming to party. Please provide a brief description of your intended coverage and or desired needs. I would say access to Shaq and the Fun House. And then I would say you need, you're going to put it on a national radio show with. Fun House.

You can write all this down later. We will. I can't, I can't, I can't set for this. putting this. Guys, I'm trying to figure out if RMG is like a national thing. Radio show. With over 6 million daily listeners. Oh, that's huge.

And a podcast. Over 6 million daily. Look at how fast I am, though, at this listeners. Not bad with your index fingers. How many podcasts? And I would say over 10 million on social media. Okay. Oh, rural media group.

Nothing defines him more. Boom. If the internet's correct. I'm just going to copy all this so I can just plan it. Okay, go ahead. What's another question? Copy. What are your coverage plans for Gronk Beach?

Same. Paste. Paste. Paste. But instead of Shaq. No, don't write paste. I'm going to put Grom. To Grom.

Yeah, instead of shack put gronk in there. And Gronk Beach. Yeah. Access to Gronk and the Gronk Beach. Yeah. Gronk Beach. And other celebs. Boom.

Pace, Sports Illustrated, same thing. Yeah, but take Shaq out of that one. Access to babes. Yeah, swimsuit babes. Don't do that. Don't do that. He was typing. So if you're just turning us on now,

lunchbox wants to go to the Super Bowl. I feel like I can get him there. I can pay for it. Unless there's going to let him stay at his house. Oh, and I can say me and Guy Fieri go way back. There we go. And I can send him a video. Don't do that because then they won't let you go

because he got mad at you. Based on a personal relationship with Guy Fierry. And then they're going to be like, Well, then why are you coming through this? Refer to him as your old friend. All right. I'd love to see my old friend. To reconnect with my old friend.

Guy, Fierry. Man, this is riveting, dude. Yeah, yeah, no. I'm just, I want the questions more than having to fill out all the answers right now. No, this is, this asks me what I would like at Flavortown Tailgate. And I said, would love to reconnect with my old friend Guy Fierry. Spend time, eating some wonderful food. And sharing about, and sharing the, the, uh,

and sharing my experiences with the masses. With millions of listeners and viewers. Experiences. With millions. Did you misspell my experiences? No, I didn't because there's no red line under it. Thank you. With millions of listeners.

Uh-huh. And viewers. Yep. Go ahead. Peace. Is that all? It's a bit. Let's submit. Here we go.

Let's go, baby. Done. Boom. Quest in. We're going to the Super Bowl! Wait. When are you going to hear it? Yeah, they need to approve it.

Oh, probably in a minute. So if we get... Right? I mean, probably about five minutes. Probably going to take them long. Well, it's early in the morning and it's like, if they're in Vegas or L.A., it's two hours back.

These people don't sleep Super Bowl week. Have you guys ever been like I-Heart Radio Festival? The people working behind the scenes, they don't sleep. Yeah. So these people are working the Super Bowl, they're not sleeping. They're probably print my credential as we speak. Would you really go?

Yeah. Have you checked with your wife? No. You want me to call her? Yes. No, I'll probably have to ask her. Yeah, you should. There's probably more of a sit-down talk. I would have been that first. I thought you just tell her what you want to do. You'd have to call her though, because we have to figure it out today.

Okay, I'll call her. Okay. So we're waiting for gronk and shack and guy to get back to us. Yeah. And, dude, imagine if I become boys as gronk. Right. And then we're waiting for your wife to give you the okay. Yeah. Wait, you know what? And then with all yes is I will buy your flight.

And then Nick will let you stay with him or listener we've never met. And you know what we got to get, we got to get new drip. What does that mean? He wants new clothes. Yep. I'm not committing to new clothes. I got to be dressed up for the party. You have plenty of clothes.

Your wife buys your clothes all the time that you only wear once a year. Right. The ones you button up all the way to the top. Yeah. Now the button up the top has been kind of out lately. According to Ryan. Button it a little bit. Wear your bracelets.

Oh, do your bracelets. Oh, do your bracelets. Oh, do your bracelets. Your rings, too. Hey, maybe Ryan can meet me out there. Your bracelets. Okay, we're going to play a song. We'll come back.

We'll check in on lunchbox later and see how everything's falling into a place. Oh, oh, oh, got an email. Ah, from inside radio. Nope. No. That was just a random email. It wasn't even from him. Okay.

Here's a voicemail from D in South Georgia. I was curious about lunchbox's car situation. I know that he was having car troubles and his old jalopy was having a break down, but we never heard, did he get a new car? And she's still on his bike or his little moped? What's he doing? Let us know. Let us know. Oh, yeah, I'm still looking for a car.

Car still, I mean, somehow it still works every once in a while. You drive it today? Yeah, drove it today. Wow. We're squeezing every bit of juice out of that thing. I mean, the check engine light. Like that toothpaste roll, he has got it all the way into that tight circle rolled up and you get the very bottom. Yeah, I mean, the check engine light is still on.

it brr-d-r-d-r when I start it, but it runs. You don't worry about it dying in the middle, like a highway, or somewhere busy, where then you're just stuck. I mean, I've thought about it. But you don't worry about it? It doesn't stress me out, if you're asking. Over under him, getting a car by my birthday, April 2nd. Over.

You think it'll be after that? Yeah, yeah. He'll squeeze more out of it. Yeah, because now you can start riding his bike again because the weather's getting good. It kind of gives him a whole other six months. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Right, some parents are mad after alcohol free prosceco was served at a 13 year old's birthday party interesting what if they would have just not said

alcohol free perseco that it said like uh uh a tart punch right but it wasn't it's uh it was no secco that's a weird that that is interesting well yeah that does sound dirty that's interesting because i could see where people would get upset yeah but also there's no alcohol and if you don't say it's whatever perseco is i don't even know what that is or what it tastes like Like the kids would know? Yeah, well, the kids did know. So one mom picked up their daughter. It was like 9.30 at night.

It was a Saturday. They get in the car. She was slurring. Oh. No, it was no secco. There's no alcohol. Never know. But she said, oh, yeah, the mom served us no secco.

And then that's an alcohol free for secco. So one mom. That mom is the one who served it, a dumb dumb. That's crazy. You can't do that. The deal is, too, the reason why the mom put it online was because her dad was an alcoholic. and so she's sensitive to this sort of stuff and she didn't know if she was being, you know,

taking it overboard because of her history and her past and most people online were like, no, this is valid. It's weird. She didn't serve them actual Prosecco. No, you just shouldn't do that. But it's a weird you shouldn't do it because there's nothing really wrong about it, right?

Yeah. It's gross. Like the kids were like, this isn't even really taste that good. So my solution would be, we serve sparkling grape juice. Like my kids love that. Like, if we're all having...

Or like church. Instead of wine, they'll do grape juice. Sure, yeah. But if they're wanting like a little toast or something, I think that's fine, you do the grape juice. I'm going to try it. I'm going to have some of my kids' friends over and give them some non-acolic beer.

No. Do no alcohol white claws. It'll look more fun. We have a barbecue. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But again, if there's no alcohol in it, the reason it's adult is because of the alcohol. Other than that, it just tastes nasty.

It's the brain. Ray, are you drinking white claw in the studio? Yeah, I got it right here. Like right now? Look at that, baby. But it's white claw, but it's non-alcoholic? Yeah, it says 0% alcohol. It tastes just like it, though. It tastes like alcohol? It tastes like alcohol? Yeah. So do you feel like maybe you get a little like, because your body's so used to having alcohol, you get a little placebo high? I was telling ad. You get high from freaking white cow? Well, not high. Buzz? That's the word you're looking for.

I'm sorry. I think there's 0.001% alcohol and it still to have that taste. Okay, but kombucha would have more than that. Isn't it a problem to kind of have the taste of alcohol while you're working, though? Again, fine line here. Fine line that Ray wants to drink White Claw while he works. A little weird. We're fin to find out. How long have you been drinking White Claw while you work?

This week, it's been great. White Claw while you work. Okay. Because I got to be the leader here. It doesn't bother me that Ray drinks. 0% alcohol, light claw. Just like I feel like

it's not a big deal if these kids drank to 0% it's just not a good idea. Yeah, no, the mom can do that with her own child, but when you've got other kids at your house for a party, just don't do that.

Yeah, okay. Okay. If a coin flip offered you $1 billion or incurable hiccups for life, would you do it? Because not flipping the coin, you get the billion dollars, but you also get the hiccups.

So what would you do? That's a terrible question. Why? If you don't flip the coin, you get them both. Right. If you do flip the coin, there's a chance to get one or the other. Yeah. So you flip the coin.

You gotta flip it. You have to flip it. No, but there's a chance that you only end up with just hiccups. Right. Okay. But you may have a billion dollars. It's incurable, by the way, but you're going to be hiccuping for the rest of your life. But I don't think that me hiccuping is going to ruin my life.

Every second you do. If I have a billion dollars. But you think. When I have my jet and I have the hiccups, jet open, like, greater than hiccups. So I'm going to win their little net gain every time. That's a good point. Is Caitlin going to be attracted? She will because I have a billion dollars.

She'll like that. Yeah. She doesn't care. They're going to be like, have you met that billion there? I'd be attracted to a dude for a million dollars. That's awesome. You know what I mean? So I would just say I would not flip it and take the billion and the hiccups.

Wow. Rather than go 50-50 on just having the hiccups forever and nothing. Okay. These are fun questions, by the way, to do with your kids around the dinner table, too. We did a fist fight over this? We did this. That ain't that fun. We did these sort of questions the other night and it was really interesting to hear some of the stuff my kids would say. And then they started coming up with their own and just a good dinner table talk. Yeah. My sons was, would you rather have to walk on? Oh, what you'd your rather's now?

Well, yeah. I mean, sort of the similar thing. What's lunchbox famous? Pee out your nose and poop out your ears. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. My sons was, did you rather walk on your hands, like, anytime you were walking, but anytime you ran, you were as fast as you same bolt? Like, if you, I don't, this is. Or what?

I would have to just be normal and not do either one of those. No, no, no, no. If you don't do either, you die. If you don't do either, you get the hiccups for life. But this is why it's fun to see what your kids come up with. Well, do you carry a wallet? In my bag. Oh, my gosh.

So embarrassing. Well, Gen Z says just even having a wallet. makes you old. Well, I don't keep it in my pocket, though. It's in my bag. It doesn't matter. The fact that you have one, I mean, I have one. But that's now old.

Like, you know, sometimes we talk about butterscotch candies, we're like, oh, are I supposed to keep my condo. Yeah. Stop. I'm kidding. Stop. That was always the dumbest thing for people to do.

Because they would, like, be in there forever and get holes in them and stuff. But wallets are how we're aging ourselves. That's not true. That's not true. Everything's, like, or millennial, whatever they are. They're like, well, do you wear a seat? Well, that means you're old.

No, it doesn't. Morons? All right, that's it? I made me. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Tell me something good. Three-year-old Ethan's with his parents at the grocery store, and he sees it. It's a hello kitty claw machine, and it's just like calling him, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan. He's like, mom, dad. And so they give him some quarters to go over. from play. And they turn their back. And when they turn back around,

Ethan's won the doll. No. He didn't. So he climbed in the machine. He went through the little slot up into the Hello Kitty machine and he was stuck. Wow. And he's just sitting there playing with the dolls.

He's got the dolls. He's got the doll. He's got the doll. Want that one? Want that one? They're playing. Have a little game. And how are we going to get them out?

They got to call the fire department. Oh, they couldn't just open it like a back larger slot? Like how do they put the toys in there? Yeah. with a key. Well, maybe the grocery store didn't have the key. It's like maybe somebody else owns it. So they call him. They'll call fire department. They called police. 911. I don't know what they called 911 or 311, whatever. They show up. And they're like, man, how are we going to do this? And after about 15 minutes of him playing in there, they're like, we got to get him out. They're like, hey, Ethan, look the other way. Yeah. Smash the glass and got Ethan out. That's awesome. No, I don't like that to smash the glass. Why not? I thought Ethan was going to be like, okay, and he crawl out. Oh. No, but that's cool.

It is cool. They smashed a glass, dude. Remember that time lunchbox called the clawed machine and was like, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. That was funny. You have the voice of an adult man. How did you get stuck? All right.

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