The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Early Bird) Which Headline from Amy’s Life Is Fake? Game + Lunchbox Forgot A Major Milestone in His Life + Elder vs. Millennial

Episode Date: May 19, 2022

Amy shares with us 3 headlines from her life that all sound crazy. We must guess which one is actually true. Lunchbox reveals that he forgot a major milestone in his life and wasn’t aware until his father-in-law texted him. Eddie and Morgan face off in Elder vs. Millennial.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All right. These are the 10 things that help us wake up in the morning. Amy, are you ready? Ready. Number 10, put some music on. Do you do that? No. I don't either.

I have stages where I do, but I don't. But we all wake up so early and we don't live alone and it's like, can't be jamming out. Well, I do headphones sometimes. Oh, true. But I don't. Yeah. Okay. So I don't, but I have before in stages.

Have a glass of juice. No. No. No. The only thing I have first thing in the morning is water and then coffee. I have those things called Celsius. drinks, they're clean, those are pretty good. They get some little caffeine in them.

Number eight, exercise. Again, a phase. Yeah, I did that once. It's miserable. At once. And I have friends who will wake up and, listen, early is relative to everybody. Exactly. Have friends that will wake up and work out before they go into work.

They choose. Like, I like to work out of, this is what they say. I like to work at a 430 because then I just have it done. I can spend the rest of my day. Folks, oh, I'd be so tired. And I wouldn't want to wake up that early. But I've had a phase. I don't do that anymore.

I'm O for three so far. Go for a walk. No. Not in the morning. Open a window. Nope. Should we? Do some stretching.

Sometimes. Maybe if I feel tight. Now that I wake up and I'm 42, my Achilles tendons are always so tight. And I always limp out of bed. Kailen's like, why do you walk like you're 80? I'm like, well, my Achilles tendons are maybe about 80 years old. They're that of an 80-year-old man.

Occasionally I get out of bed and do. I think it's warrior pose, maybe. I don't know why. That's just the one. It's like a lunge, but you put your arms out. It stretches everywhere and just like, I don't know, gets me going. Number three, force yourself out of bed as soon as your alarm goes off. Yes.

Yes. Eddie? Are you still doing that? I'm still working on it. No, no, no. What do you mean? Have you snoosed? I've snoozed once.

But working on it is progress. But he doesn't care anymore. Whoa, I've snoozed once. Once during the weekend and then once during the week. Yeah, see. Now it's twice. Well, you have to commit. Take a hot shower.

No, I take cold. Wow. You do? Yeah, I'm cold shower girl all day long in the morning. I can't take a cold shower. Yes, because it just feels, first of all, I don't know. It just wakes you up and it just feels so good. It does, but it doesn't feel good. Cold showers remind me of either after football practice because we had no hot water or church camp when we had no hot water.

And you would just kind of put your shoulder in it and then kick all the water and rub it on your parts. Oh, that's miserable. Number one is drink coffee. Yes. So, yeah, I don't drink coffee, but I do. a little bit of that Celsius stuff. Do you make your own coffee? I do. Anything special with it?

I mean, I mix it with almond milk, and that's my thing. I've been doing iced a lot lately. I used to do it hot, but as we get warmer, I roll iced, and it's my favorite part of waking up, actually. Then what is your tip to waking up? Everybody can share their quick tip. We have to wake up really early. What is your tip to waking up in the morning? Once it goes off, there's no, it's like 5, 4, 3, 2,1 up. Like, my 5 second rule, I got it from Mel Robbins, and it's non-negotiable. So you get up and then...

You just get up, make your bed right away. Oh, you make your bed right away? Yes. Okay. Got that from Admiral McCraven. Whoa. Now, I think that's like a Bart Simpson prank call. I'm going to be honest with you.

I don't know that that's a person, but it is? He is. Yes, he was in charge of the Osama bin Laden mission. Okay. And when my husband was in the Air Force, he was in a joint unit where that was, like, I've been to his house. Remember, I think I told you, I didn't even know how important he was at the time. But... Is that the guy you clogged up his toilet?

What? I made that up. I made that up. Made that up. What? I made that up. That's just a funny. You're hypothetical. That's just a funny thing. That's just a funny thing.

Anyway, he gave it. Years later, I watched a commencement speech he gave on YouTube and that was one of the things that he said is make your bed every day. Mine is I got dogs so I let them out immediately and I make sure to feed them, water them. And by the time I get all that done, I'm pretty good. because they're just kind of a pain in the butt in the morning. So that's my wake up, my key to waking up. Eddie? I go outside and check the temperature.

You do? Walk outside. I'm like, ooh, it's kind of cold a day. All right, go back in, take a shower. Wow. What if it's just medium and there's no... He's walk outside guy. In your underwear?

Yeah, my underwear. I wear boxers, but yeah. He like stanton. It's like little shorts. Look into the world. shirt on or off? Shirt off. And your neighbors can see you?

I'm in the backyard. I don't think so. Maybe some. Lunchbox, your key to waking up? is I brush my teeth and then I calculate what time can I take a nap today and I got that from Sergeant Sleep What? Admonic Raven is real.

Yeah, yeah. Sergeant Sleep. All right, well, here we go. Welcome to Thursday show. Hey, later on, the Cadillac 3 will be by and they will perform. Love them. They're so good live. They're going to perform in our studio.

So you guys hang out for that. All right, this is an interesting mailbag. And I'm going to read it as it was written to the show. And I think, I don't know, maybe you can put two and two together, but this is not any of us. This is an email that we got. I'm going to read it now.

You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. All right. She says she's going to change a few details for the protection of those involved with the show. So as I read this, apparently some details have been changed.

Hello, Bobby Bones. I watch a TV show every morning. It's fairly unique. The host are a bunch of friends that chat, play games, and interview famous people. It's great for the most part. There's one host, we'll call him Dinner Bag. He is annoyingly rude.

He's so rude to his coworkers, I wonder how he can actually be friends with them in real life. Now, I love sarcastic humor. My friends and I enjoy roasting each other all in good fun. But lately, Dinner Bag has been so obnoxious that I have to turn the TV show off. I listen to all my kids in the car, and I don't appreciate them hearing the constant nastiness. Recently, one of the hosts, we'll call her Mimi Black, has a unique career opportunity. I love hearing most of her coworkers cheering her on but dinner bag just continually cutting her down isn't funny

this is not the type of behavior or values that we promote in our family so my question is do I keep listening even though dinner bag's antics oh they said listening but they meant watching I got a feeling they're talking about our show do I keep listening even though dinner bag's antics set a terrible example for my children to leave me feeling personally aggravated or do I start watching another TV show in the morning with better values even though it may not be as entertaining.

Signed, bummed out B team. So, there's this. I think dinner bag is probably lunchbox. I would think so. Oh, you think that's about me? Mimi black is Amy Brown. Mimi black. Oh, I get enough.

So she thinks that you're way too negative. If we're putting... Oh, and that it's bad for her kids? What do you want to say to that? I don't think I'm negative all. I think I'm, honest and some people have a problem with honesty. You want everything to be

sugar plums and rainbows and butterflies where everybody just says oh everybody's great, you're wonderful. When in reality that's not the truth of the world. There's things out there that you know you've got to prepare your kids for so you're going to hear bad things in the world. So you're saying you are preparing her kids for the use of the

world? Interesting. Yeah, well I'm bad no, no, reality of the world. Not everything is just butterflies and rainbows. You said that and sugar plums and lollipops. That's what I'm saying. Like, just because you think I'm negative, I'm more just honest. What do you want me to say? Amy's a great actress.

Then I'd be lying to her. I wasn't asking for that ever. Yeah, no one was asking. So what she's referring to is Amy got a job having a small part in a movie. And she went and shot it, but Lunchbox was extremely jealous. And Amy didn't take it from Lunchbox. They just came and asked for Amy specifically. They definitely needed a female.

Like, my scene is in the women's bathroom. Like, there's no... I've been in the women's bathroom. There's no way around it. It's a different crime. So what do we do about this? Amy, what's your thought to this email? I mean, I think that she can still listen,

but what I would do is just have a conversation with my kids and be like, hey, look, this is a perfect example of, yes, what is out there in the real world? And there are people that tend to be this way, but we're just going to continue to be kind in our house. And use lunchbox more as an example of what not to do. But you could also say this is what we call humor. Lunchbox is funny. No one else on the show is funny. You are funny at times.

And so... Did you say no one else on the show is funny? You're the only funny person in your mind? I mean, I'm definitely the funniest by far. But you're the only funny person. I mean, sometimes you come in with some jokes that are funny. No one else is really funny. So it's mostly 85% you. This isn't being funny right now. A little bit me. Yeah, and then that's it's it falls off. I mean, who else would you say is funny? Ray's hilarious. I think it's a lot of funny people. Eddie's funny. Everybody's got their own way to be funny. I mean, Amy doesn't even mean to be funny, though. It's like, it's her mess-ups that are funny.

No, no, no. Like, when she can't speak, we make fun of her. Like, we're making fun of her. But you can't speak. You're a worse speaker than she is about words. Don't know about that. Okay. Anyway.

But I would say you can keep listening. I mean, if you like to laugh, I mean, if you want your kids to enjoy something, then you should keep watching that show. Hang in there with us. No, that show. Watching that show. And I think that Amy has a point in life. Sometimes you got to turn the toilet.

Yeah. That's life. Dinner box. Call me Dinner bag. Oh, dinner bag. Is it a dinner bag? Okay.

You call me a turd in a toilet? No, just in life. Sometimes you can't... That's rude. Hang with us. Thank you for the email. We understand, but we appreciate you staying with this show. We're trying to do more good than not, and we hope to be entertaining.

That's all. All right. Close up the mail bag. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail bag. Yeah. Lunchbox had an anniversary today. Oh, wow.

Yeah. And you didn't know it. I had no idea. Happy seven years to my wife. Hey, what do you mean you didn't know? I mean, I had no idea. Did you even know it was near? No, I didn't even pay to it.

I don't look at a calendar, guys. Like, who looks at a calendar nowadays? And I got a text from my father-in-law. Yeah, every day. You guys look at a calendar every single day. And he was like, hey, happy anniversary. And I was like, oh, crap. Anniversary.

Father-in-law. Yeah, father-in-law was the first one to say happy anniversary. And so literally I texted my wife, and me, I was like, happy anniversary. And she texted me, happy anniversary. So my father-in-law set off the whole text chain of like happy anniversary. And so, yeah, and then I had to look. And I wasn't sure if it was six or seven years, it's been seven years.

Does she not care that you don't care? Because if you both don't care, who cares? Right. If one of you care and the other one doesn't, that's where it becomes problematic. No, I don't think she cares either. I mean, because every time. when I don't do anything, like, she said, I'm like, I don't have any plans. I texted her.

I'm like, I didn't have anything planned for a night. She's like, that's okay. So I assume she doesn't care either. So that's good. Or does she just not get her hopes up because there's no need because they're constantly crashing down? Expectations. That could be it. But I feel like anniversaries are just another way to get one person in the relationship in trouble.

Because if one partner wants to be like, oh, so all about the anniversary. And the other one's not. It's like, well, I'm just waiting for that guy to do that. person to disappoint me. But why can't, and why is it always the responsibility of the guy to do it? Why can't my wife plan it? If she's all into the anniversary, why don't she do it? I think that's fine too. Yes, thank you. You didn't even remember. I had no idea. Yeah. Literally had no idea. Amy, your thoughts? Well, I just think in most relationships, both parties participate in the anniversary. Both parties like to show the other person,

hey, this is cool. Look at where we are in our relationship and go, you know, both parties recognize. and take responsibility. It's not all on you, but you should at least, like, do something. Not even just, no, you should at least know. That's step one. And that you forgot is understandable. Right, that happens.

But you going, I have no idea. I mean, I had no idea we were even in the month of May. Or knowing where we are. Like, really no clue. No clue. We are halfway through the month of May. Is that your argument with her? Maybe I had no idea.

And he's bringing it here? Yeah. Yeah, I told her. Yeah, you're committed. Literally texted her. I was like, $1 January. Said, didn't realize we were in the month of May.

The weather is like totally changed. Like what month did you think it was? April. Yeah. He thought it's April. Well, that's not that far off. That's what I'm saying. It's flying by.

Okay, well, you gotta do something though. So you gotta scramble now. Yeah, I have no present idea, nothing. I mean... Ask your father-in-law, what you should do. I mean, I guess you just go to the grocery store and grab a bouquet of flour. That'll work too. Yeah.

Maybe get a babysitter, go to dinner or something? Yes. Oh, boy, that's the last minute. I don't know you've had a babysitter last minute. Seven years of marriage. What have you learned? Give me something. I've learned that after seven years of marriage,

one person usually falls, she falls asleep on the couch a lot. But what advice would you pass on to me coming up to year one? Don't worry about dates. That's what I'm saying. I think that's the main thing is you get hung up on dates. Go out in the middle of July and have a dinner. Don't wait until your end of July. Well, I'm saying don't wait.

It doesn't have to be your anniversary. But no one's waiting. It's an extra. Valentine's Day. It's a load of crap. You're wasting your money on Valentine's Day. Go the day before, day after, and you get it half price. Okay. I'm sorry. Hold on, I'm writing this down here. It is. I'm seriously, you go, listen, go to the store on Valentine's Day and try to get a dozen roses. $80. Go the day after, $12. It's unbelievable. Why are you going to pay $80?

Why buy presents on Christmas? I know they're going to cost more. I mean, it's just stupid. I like it when baby Jesus was two days old. It's cheaper. I mean, you ain't lying. I mean, it's just crazy. You go to dinner on a Valentine's Day, and it's like, oh, we have a set menu. It's $80 a person. Go the next night, guess what? Guess what?

What do you know? It's the same chicken. That much cheaper? I don't think so. Okay, so let me just, oh, I need one more because compiling a book here. Don't worry about dates. Yeah. Then the second one was what?

Valentine's Day, don't do it. Okay, don't do Valentine's Day. Let's get next. And give me one more. Oh, go to dinner in June. Yeah, don't wait. You don't have to do it on your anniversary. Yeah, yeah, we got that one.

Then the last one would be you control the channel changer. That makes, no, no, no. Oh. This is why. Because women are indecisive and they, oh, I don't know what I want to watch. They flip the channel and you waste 30 minutes and they're not very good at it. They're not very good at fast forwarding and getting it. Yeah.

My wife is terrible. My wife is terrible at it. I try to give her the channel changer a couple times. and she's like, oh, we're not going to watch that part of the show. Oh, sorry, sorry. So you control the channel changer and it'll cause less fights because you are more decisive and you can pick the TV show. Dates are stupid.

No such thing as Valentine's Day. And she can't have her money. Got it. That's good. All right, thank you, lunchbox. And happy anniversary. Happy anniversary of your wife. There you go.

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Stay home there's something good. A woman in Florida is sitting at a stoplight when she looks next to her and she sees her coworker in the car next to her. Only problem is the coworker is slumped over the wheel, passed out, and the car starts rolling through the intersection. And she's like, oh, my gosh, she's going to get hit. Like through the red light? Through the red light.

And so there's car. is going so the coworker jumps out and starts waving her arms so all the other cars stop saying she needs help she's passed out she's passed out and so other people jump out of their cars and they start running and they form a perimeter around the car until someone can break the window with a barbell and they get it to come to a stop no one injured and nobody got hit by a car coming to the intersection exactly because everybody surrounded it and all the other cars stopped it is the craziest video you will ever see well i didn't believe it until you got in that voice If you get this video, you're going to be like, wow, because she is like flailing her arms.

Stop, everybody stop. And the car is running a red light. And so other cars are, woo, woo, and they move out of the way. And it's amazing to see people in business suits, people in shorts, all people from all walks of life coming to the rescue. Did they say what happened to her? Just a medical episode. So it could have been anything. Yeah, I don't know what that means.

I figure that means a seizure or a... Yeah. Passed out is good. The fact that in that someone... someone wasn't on their phone driving through that intersection and just clip somebody. That to me is a crazy part of the story too. Not as crazy as saving her and that's a great part of it. But everybody's just on their phone now.

I'm surprised nobody got hit flying to the intersection. They were all alert. Yeah. And props to everybody for jumping out of their car. You would think, who's this crazy woman running through the intersection? That's what I would think. What would you have done? I probably either pulled out my phone.

Started filming. Filming? This would have been your video? Or, yeah. Would you have rather had the video? That's a great question. Or been like one of the people to help. help the main person. You wouldn't have been the main person.

Ooh. Yeah, you can't be, because she's the main person. Would you have rather had the video that got put everywhere on the internet or just been someone and you could have been like, I was also in there. I'd been like a co-star. I would have been like an extra. Well, you'd have been like a supporting actor. I'd rather have it be my video.

And I think that's also what I would do is wait until she stopped. And then if the news cameras come back, oh man, guys, it was great. Like, we were out there. You would have taken the credit. Yeah, you just hijacked all that. Because, yeah, this one says an unidentified woman. It doesn't say her name.

But you would have made sure that it would have been. It had been my name. Yeah. Oh, man, it was great. I was out there screaming and I busted the window. And I just want to say thank you to everybody that also helped. But you can't say bust it. If you didn't bust the window, you can't lie, lie.

Oh, yeah, I guess I can't. Because I probably see the video then. Yeah, because of your video. Yeah, but let me let me tell you. She has to hide his own video. You've got to go look at this video. It's bananas. We'll put it up on our Facebook page.

All right, good story. Saved her life. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Elder versus Millennial. Eddie, first question. Here you go. Come on. This movie premiered 16 years ago on Disney Channel and starred Vanessa Hudgens and Zach Efron. What was the name of that movie?

That movie was called High School Musical. That's correct. Good job. It's now time for Elder versus Millennial. It's Eddie the oldest on our show. About 43, I think. Is that right? Is that right? Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Versus Morgan number two, the youngest on our show. 28 years old. Answering trivia questions about each other's generation. Up, first, he's the dad of four. The Hispanic who don't panic. He's a raging idiot's guitar player and singer and can crack a one-liner that makes me say, ooh, that's a humdinger.

That's right. It's free. He's ready, everybody. All right, Eddie. Here we go. Come on. I'm going to play a couple hooks here. Candy.

And I want to be with you. you or hits for what pop artist? Here's candy. And here is, I Want to Be With You. Wow. Can you name that pop artist? Gosh, I don't know. These are questions that generally Morgan number two is going to know the answer to. I mean, I feel like I've heard that song. I want to be with you. Um, give me Ashley Simpson. Incorrect. Morgan, you can steal. I don't know. Raven Simone. Incorrect. No, The answer is Mandy Moore. Wow, Mandy Moore. Eddie, this word is used by millennials to describe when someone responds to an insult with attitude, sass, or shade.

This word is used by millennials to describe when someone responds to an insult with attitude, sass or shade. Gosh, I mean, all I know is sass. Well, I said sass. I know. That's all I'm saying. It can't be that. Who says sass like that? Sass.

I feel like I've heard Morgan say that to me. Ooh, sass. Sass. I call Eddie Sassy a lot. She does. That's who you are. Okay, go ahead. What are the other ones? Sass and what? Attitude, sass, or shade?

When you respond to an insult with attitude, sass, or shade. Throw in shade. Is that your answer? I mean, it's not because it's part of your question. But it is, I don't know why Ranchi's stuck in my head. That's not it. Let's say rough. Rough.

Okay, he says rough. That's incorrect. Morgan, can you steal? I don't think I can, and I don't know if it's just how it's worded, that it's confusing my mind. Yeah, see, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, yeah, course. Salty? No, the answer is clapback.

Oh. The word used by millennials to describe when someone responds to an insult with attitude, sass, or shade. All right, Eddie won, Morgan, no steals there, Morgan. Let's introduce Eddie's competitor. Eddie's opponent. She runs all of our digital, born in the 90s, the Dewey Decimal Cepard. is one she can't comprehend and she may be moving in soon with her boyfriend. It's Morgan!

All right Morgan, you gotta get some of these right. I know, I'm struggling. Read my lips, no new taxes. Was a famous quote by which U.S. President, here's a clip. Read my lips. No new... I'm assuming that has something to do with the Boston Tea Party, but I have no idea what that was.

idea when that was. They got audio from that. I mean, listen, I don't know. No new taxes. But you know what? You may have just helped me a little in saying there was not audio back then. Oh, man, no new taxes. Did it answer, Morgan?

Bill Clinton. Incorrect. That's George H.W. Bush. Do you have audio from the Boston Tea Party? I don't. No. Just to painting. It's okay.

She had taxes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go. Next question. Back in 1982, this artist bit the head off a bat during a concert in Des Moines, Iowa. Here's a clip of a song. What's the name of the artist?

Never heard that song in my life. But the only, like, I guess, crazy thing that has happened with a rock artist that I'm familiar with is Jared Leto, so that's the only guess I got. That is incorrect. Eddie? That's not Jared Leto. That's Ozzy.

Did I say Osbourne? He said both, yeah. Ozzy Osbourne. Yeah, man, he's crazy. Finally, this TV show premiered 35 years ago in 1987 on NBC. It combined dramatic reenactments, interviews, and updates. Here is the theme song. Name that TV show, Morgan.

It included what? What all was included? Dramatic, reenactments, interviews, and updates to tell stories of true events from human to the supernatural. It sounds like 60 minutes, but I don't think that's what it is. But that's all I know. So 60 minutes. That is incorrect. Eddie.

Is that Unsolved Mysteries? It is Unsolved Mysteries. Eddie with a 4-0 win. Yeah, it wasn't Morgan's Day. It wasn't Morgan's Day. Eddie, Bigwin, nice job, buddy. There he is. A voicemail from Mariah in Dallas, Texas.

I was just listening to the post show from the other day. and you guys are talking about skydiving. And my husband and I are avid skydivers. I'm at about almost 500 jumps. He's at almost 900 jumps. And I can tell you that skydiving is really safe. They're hot dogs. Kill more people than skydiving does.

So Eddie, have fun and enjoy the jump. You know, they say that, oh, just delete this. This is stupid. She gave up on her call. She did. She quit halfway through. What? Before she told us to get up on the voicemail.

That's funny. That was good, Mariah. But I like that slogan. So Eddie and Abby both said their bucket list is to go skydiving. The rest of us have done it. I hated it. It's stupid. But you have four kids and you had to get permission from your wife.

Did you? No, not yet. Oh, you didn't ask. I haven't asked. I haven't asked yet. Do you have to wait until like the Times ride or can you just go in there and be like, hey, can I go skydiving? It's probably better just to ask it while she's like doing something, like in the middle of something.

Do not put it on me, though? No, I won't. Don't say, hey, it's for the show. Nope. Okay. Because I don't want her, who's friends with my wife, to be like, are they doing some skydiving? Uh-uh. Do I phrase it like, you know, I've always wanted to go skydiving?

Yeah, and say, hey, now there's an opportunity that Abby brought it up. She wanted to do it. I could do it with her. I think we're okay because, like, a few months back, Scuba wanted me to go skydiving, and she was cool with that then. You know, so she'll be fine. Okay, let us know next week sometime. You got it. All right.

Coming up in a second, we're going to do basically two, lies and a truth. What'd you call your game here? I'm just two fake one real. Okay, so she's going to give us three statements, two or fake one's real. I spent all night thinking about this game. Oh. Because what the answer is that I am sure is the real one, is so easy that it can't be real.

Oh. She's going to give us three, two of them are fake, one of them is real. It's about her life. We're going to figure it out next with Amy. And then we have a caller on who wants to know why lunchbox is always upset us. We'll get to that too. That's next. On the phone in Amarillo, Texas is Tiffany. Tiffany, thank you for calling the show. What do you want to say?

I have a question for lunchbox. Go ahead. Why are you always so angry at everything? What have I been angry about? I don't think I've been angry at all. Every little, sometimes in every segment, they always seem like you've something angry about with it. I don't think so.

I think sometimes I get frustrated or I'm shocked by things, and I think you're mistaking. that surprise feeling as anger. Your surprise sounds angry. Maybe it's more like your passion sounds like. Yeah, maybe I'm passionate about something. I don't know. Like, can you give me an example?

You do get upset about it. Like, give me something that I got upset about in the last week. Anybody winning the lottery? Here we go. Anybody. That is frustrating. Anybody making more money than you in any way shape of that. Anybody getting any sort of opportunity that has nothing to do with what you've

tried, but they get an opportunity and you're like, oh, that's stupid, I didn't get it. Yeah, that's frustrating because they weren't even trying to be an actor and they get it handed to a. on a silver platter where I've been working my tail off. You haven't. Not your tail? You've taken a few glasses. That's working my tail off. More worth than she's put in. Tiffany, he's already getting angry. So thank you for the call. We understand why you would say that. And we appreciate you listening.

All right. Thank you. Y'all have a good one. Bye, Tiffany. Okay, we're going to play a game here. Amy sent me this. I don't know the answer to it. I've been very excited about this all night. Oh, you're going to play too? Well, because I run it through my head like 20 times. I don't know the answer. And it just seems like I will know the answer immediately, but if she pitched the game like this, it can't be as easy as it seems. So the game is two fake and one real, right, Amy?

Yep. She has three things, and I'm going to let Amy say them, but she got three statements. Two of them are fake, one of them is real. We have to find the real one. Now, I don't know the answer. I think I know the answer, but then I'm like, that's too easy. That can't be the answer.

Amy, let's go. Number one. I saw a raccoon on a leash. Okay. Like, somebody walking a raccoon? Yes. Like a pet. Sort of like I walk my cat.

You saw a raccoon on a leash. Okay. The next one. I have been invited to be on a soap opera. Interesting. So Lauren Swickard, who she's the writer-producer of the movie that I'm going to be in at Christmas time. And her husband is on General Hospital. Oh, really?

Yeah. She's trying to sell. that one too much. No, what do I sell about the raccoon other than the raccoon? The next one? Well, I've told y'all my kids want a baby and I carry my cat like a baby and we're finally starting the process of adopting another baby. And you have mentioned yourself that you wanted another baby. You have said that, yeah. Yeah. I, yes. And it just was like a matter of figuring out when the time is right. Can we ask a question each? We get one question period about all three.

Then you can ask any question you want. She'll answer it. You don't have to be honest. You can try to full list. So if we say, why the raccoon, you'd be like, well, it was on third street. You can make up whatever. Got it.

Lunchbox, you get one question about these. Go ahead. Okay. Where are you adopting a baby from? It's domestic. And if it's domestic, I guess you don't want to share with because it's a new. Yeah, good call. Well, yeah.

I mean, I'm not saying that it's, it's domestic. Because, I mean, my two adopted kids currently are from Haiti, and so we have considered that. But it's just difficult there right now. And originally, our plan was to do domestic anyway. Eddie? Who was walking the raccoon? A man. Interesting.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's a bad. I don't know which one's real. What do you think she was going to say?

A kid. Thomas Wrett? I mean, what? Yeah. John Marty? Yeah. Blake Shelton, that would have been unbelievable. All right.

I mean, it's got to be the raccoon. I haven't asked my question yet, but it's so easy. I just don't think she would set us up for it to be a home run easy raccoon. I agree. I mean, are you ready for my answer? No, because I haven't asked my question yet. Oh, yeah, you have a question. Hey, ask a good one.

Yeah. When you say you've been invited to be on a soap opera, like, as what kind of role? Cameo. A cameo? That would mean as yourself. A cameo appearance. So they want you as Amy to the radio approach? movie I was invited to be myself

but this you nailed her no in the movie I was invited to be myself but a cameo on this show would be it's like a walk on guest like not a what do they call it like a continued role yeah it's just they need someone specific

and when they saw my acting at the movie they thought oh my gosh she'd be perfect for this so they hear this clip they know you're acting it's bad bones can see right through you he nailed you No, no, no, I just asked the question. Actually, he didn't.

I just asked a question. Okay, lunchbox, which one is, two or fake, one's real? Which one is real? The real one is A, the raccoon, because I have, I forgot all about this, but I was eating at a hamburger place. The guy had the raccoon there on the table. I have video. What? Yep, so I know it's the raccoon.

I have seen it too? I have pulled it out of the competition if you literally saw the raccoon. I totally forgot about it until you saw a man with a raccoon and you forgot. No, I meant to send it in and I totally forgot until you just said it right now. forget that. Okay, Eddie. Well, it's the raccoon 100%. No, you don't. Yes. You don't know that.

You're not adopting a baby and you're not asking. If lunchbox had seen a raccoon in their neighborhood, he should have taken himself out of the competition, for the record. Well, I didn't know that that was going to be part of the thing. That's true. Until she said it. Then you should have played a cool and they're like, I'm going with the raccoon and not known why. You dummy.

It's easily the raccoon now because he's seen the same raccoon in the neighborhood. I'm going to go with the soap. opera though just for the just for the heck of it. All right. Amy? I saw a man logging a raccoon. That's crazy though. But I honestly, it's kind of cool.

Lunchbox says video because I thought nobody was going to believe me because I don't have proof because I did it. I was driving and didn't have time to take any video. That sounds lunchbox playing a video for some reason in studio. I'm just so you know I'm not lying and it's at a restaurant and it's on the table. You can turn the volume down. Yeah, yeah. You can hit down.

Turned it out. What restaurant? A little hamburger place. Okay. You already said that. That's crazy, y'all. There's a man in town walking around with a raccoon. That is pretty crazy.

That's crazy. Like, I've never seen that in my life. I mean, it's crazier that it was on a table and a restaurant, if I'm being honest. So dirty. I just thought there's no way y'all were going to believe me because I didn't have proof. So I thought it'd be fun to play a game. Why did you pick two unbelievable, super unbelievable things? Hell of not.

No. Today, today at three, I'm dyeing my hair fully blonde. No. Like things that actually can happen. I actually could be adopting a baby right now. You're not. I actually... But you're not.

They actually did tell me I did a good job at the acting thing to where maybe they consider me for other opportunities. But you're not, so you can't argue. But all that's believable. You saw a raccoon. Hey, good for you. And I apologize, Amy, that I should have stepped out. I just didn't...

Like, once you said it, I was like, oh my God, I forgot all about that video. I know the answer! I saw it, too. He sends it in tomorrow. God. You never believe what I saw. But it's the guy's pet.

It's literally his pet. And I talk to the server at the restaurant. And he comes in there at least once a week. With the raccoon. Thank you for the game. It was a good game, Amy. I like that. Next up, lunchbox, you make one of these.

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Open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. APUS.edu slash military. Here's a voicemail from Jasmine in New Mexico. you guys could bring some attention to all of the fires going down in New Mexico, all the wildfires. There's quite a few. Fun fact, mules can't reproduce. Bye. Well, that was a curbel.

Wow. What cats? Mules can't reproduce. Oh, mules. Yeah, it was, hey, would you please acknowledge the fires? Also, mules can't reproduce. Bye. Let me talk about the first thing first.

And that, yes, and our station, Big Eye in Albuquerque's, and we're doing some fundraising relief with them. I know Amy's sister on yesterday's show texted her like they're coming toward where she is in Pagosa Springs or Pagosa. Pagosa Springs, Colorado. So thinking about everybody out there, what we can do to help, we will. And then mules can't reproduce. Do you know why? No.

Because I believe they are a, I looked us up, Mike. I believe they are a hybrid themselves. Horse and mule. No, they are a mule. Horse and donkey. That's correct. Okay. But the actual mule breed can't.

But what if a mule mates with a mule, they can't make a mule. No, no, double mule. I don't think so. Let me just go from growing up around mules. It's weird to say over and over again. I believe that there is like an extra chromosome. It's not always the case, but I believe most of the time there's like an extra chromosome that sterilizes them or something that sterilizes them. Wow.

And so they're not, for the most part, able to continue mulling. But we can always get them by mating horses and donkeys. Yes. I'm not an expert. I'm sure someone will correct me on that but I'm pretty sure that's semi-accurate I hear Sydney from Mississippi I was just listening to the podcast

with Craig Morgan and I have to make an amazing observation is that I have noticed Bobby saying I love you to so many people I keep so loving because Morgan at the end of that interview and I just thought you know that's amazing you can just see Bobby growing

especially since they're in Caitlin and their journey so that's awesome Bobby keeps saying I love you because I know you have lots of people in your ass who love you too. So thanks for the show. Talk to you all later. Appreciate the call. I do think it was, it's like a ribbon cutting.

What's his cut? You've never said I love you to anybody. You told Craig Morgan that you loved him? I love that, dude. Yeah, for sure. Didn't hear that. I wasn't like, I love you. He's like, oh, thanks, mommy.

Like, I love Craig Morgan. We've been able to spend time together outside of the show. Like, legit, dude. Like, has done it all. It's been a cop. was in the military for a long time. Country music singer gives back. Opry member.

Like, just so fun. He invites me to go do stupid stuff. I'm not going to Alaska in the winter. You're out of your mind. But love them. Love them, love them. All right, give me one more, Ray. This is Miranda in Arkansas.

Hey, y'all. I have a morning corny. What do you get when you pick a pig's nose? Ham boogies. I know, I know. It's not funny. Ham boogies. I like it.

All right. Have a good day. We'll pick Suey. Appreciate that. That's the deal. You want to call us? Leave his voicemail. 877-Bobby. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories.

There's this mom. She's 29 years old. She has a one-year-old son, and she's been putting temporary tattoos all over his body since he was six months old. Let me think about this. Like neck, arms, legs, all over. She has tattoos all over her body, and she just wants him to match her vibe. From what I know about temporary tattoos, they aren't painful. I've put them on myself.

Right. Yeah. From what I've seen, they haven't been proven to be toxic to the level they would make anyone sick. Right.

It's not illegal. So why are people upset with her? She's got a social media falling. She's put some stuff on TikTok and she's just getting a lot of heat and shame from other parents that disagree with her decision to temporary tat up her child.

I'm looking at her. She's fully tatted her. It looks like every inch of her body's typing. Right, Mike? Yeah. And so she's kind of, not his face, but she's done a lot of tattoos on her kid, I don't have a problem with it.

And I'm always going to, when I don't know, I'm not going to shame a parent. When I don't know. And I'm going to be honest with you, I don't know anything. So I just trying to stay out of the shame game completely. Yep. So I'm okay with it. I actually don't care, but she's not hurting anybody. So I'm okay with it.

Right, which is sort of my point in bringing it up. It's like all of these parents that are shaming her for this, like, stay in your own lane, focus on raising your kids and don't worry about what she's doing because she's not doing anything to harm him. Is it different than what you do? Yes, but... But you're probably a bad parent too. Nobody's getting hurt.

All right, so Johnny Cash is from Kingsland, Arkansas, a tiny town with a population of under 500 people, and in town they have this huge water tower. Well, they decided as a tribute to Johnny Cash, they would put his silhouette on the tower. Yeah, it's like him standing up with holding a little red guitar. Yeah, yeah, it's awesome. So you know, that's Johnny Cash up there.

Well, someone with a, you know, gun and some really good aim, shot a hole into the water tower. Right? Right, where he would pee. So now water is sprouting out of the water tower, and it does look hilarious like he's peeing. However, this is causing a lot of issues in town. They're losing $200 a day in water that the town is,

and it's going to cost $5,000 to repair the leak. Anyway, they don't know for sure, for sure who did it yet. They have leads, but this person is facing a felony charge once they're caught. Here's what I would do if I was this town, because, yeah, it's $200 a day. I get it. They could make some sort of merch shirt from this and make quadruple the money back. I don't know why they're not taking advantage of that because this is a big story now. But yes, whomever you are who did this, you're in trouble.

Then the whole town know who it is. Urine. Oh, urine. You missed it. That's more good. That's good. That's the only one who got me. That was so dumb.

That joke was so dumb. It was so great. Because I was like, yeah, you are in trouble. Yeah, you're in trouble. But you're in trouble. Luke Combs is offering up advice to college graduates. So here you go. Do what you want to do.

Whether that's using the degree you just got in your hand or not, you going and doing what you want to do and being happy and feeling fulfilled is the most important thing. I feel like he was just put on the spot when he answered that one. Like, what do you say to grads? I feel like, he says some pretty, at times, profound things, especially for someone who grew up like we all did, that I don't feel like that's an accurate representation of how he feels. Do what you do? All right, Luke, next question. What did you have for breakfast this morning?

I feel like it was like in a middle of some interview where he was like, I don't know. My advice for graduates, kind of like Luke's, do what you want to do, you know? No, but you actually had, like, when you got your honorary doctorate, like you prepared your speech for undergraduates. But then you ended up not even speaking to them, really. And that's life, baby. Success is not a straight line. No, nice. It isn't.

And everybody's, first of everybody's idea of success is different. And everybody's way to get there is different, meaning the way they got there or the length of time that it took them to get there. So when you start comparing yourself to anybody for any reason whatsoever, that is, poison in your system, that will not allow a win. Any comparison whatsoever with folks, you're only doing it because they have a lot. You never go, well, that person sucks. Let me compare myself to them. If so, you'd feel great. I'd encourage more of that. But what we do in comparison, we always find people that have something that we wish we had and we're like, wow, they have this. That's poison. I mean, you're eating it. So I would say, understand that everybody's

got a different path. We all take different paths. Success. is not a straight line and everybody's vision of success is different. My vision of success professionally is to do what fulfills me performing. Money was never part of my success plan. It was I just want to go to work, not hate my job, make people laugh. I want to write. I want to tell jokes. And I get to do that and I'm very fulfilled because of that. Now, if I made no money or a lot of money, that's okay I would still do it that's how I know that I'm supposed to be doing this

now if we go to somebody like Lunchbox what would fulfill you what is your vision of success Chase that money Chase that money right Chase the paper and you can never chase you'll never catch money

No oh yeah you will No no but you'll never make enough to where you're like I did it But look if they offer you a job Your dream job and you're making 20,000 a year or they offer you a job across the street Where it's 100,000 a year

Guess where you need to go 100,000 a year But I don't think the same job jobs offering those two things. No, no, no, two different jobs. Dream job, but I'm saying. Whatever. Anyway, that's what I'm going to say.

We put up some hoodies and they sold out like in 20 minutes. We'll do some more probably in a week or two. But there you go. I like that. Luke Combs, if we brought him in, he'd probably give a different answer. More prepared. Yes. But that's what I would say.

Do not compare yourself to other folks. Success is not a straight line. And also, don't quit. You can take a break. But don't quit. If you don't quit, it ain't over. All right, there you go. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.

It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Carl Garrison, 96 years old, built us home in Shoreline, Washington almost 40 years ago. But over the years, his veteran's health has declined, and as he's gotten older, he hasn't been able to maintain the house and especially the yard. So there are code violations in the city of North Seattle, and they're stacking up, and there are fines stacking up.

That's when Jason Kirk came in. Jason's manager of a Seattle Home Depot and a fellow veteran, and he stepped into help. Now, under his direction, with the help from the Home Depot Foundation, West Carroll, Washington, and dozens of volunteers, everything was made, the repairs were made, the cleanup was made. And so Carl's home is completely up to code now as of this past weekend. Here's what workers did.

They cleaned up the yard. They put in new plants and mulch. They built a ramp so he could more easily make it inside his own home. and to his second story with his Walker. And so he was amazed, and this is Carl. I'm just totally odd. I can't believe it's happening to me. I mean, I feel like I'm just a guy.

That's an awesome story. I love that. And an awesome clip. And by way, Carl's 96. That's amazing, too. And so that is somebody looking out for our veterans. As a matter of fact, it's a veteran looking out for other veterans. So cool.

That is a great story. Glad we could share it. And that is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Some Something good. Our lunchbox, what's going on over at your house? Well, my wife's been bugging me. Oh, it's starting to feel like summer.

We need to get some patio furniture. The kids are going to be outside. We need somewhere to sit. And I've never had patio furniture in my life. And so I went to Home Depot, got me patio furniture. And, I mean, unlike that veteran, they didn't give it to me for free, though. Oh, that's funny. No, I don't think they were going.

This isn't. Okay, go ahead. And then, oh, wife's like, oh, you know what we need to do? And I'm like, what do you want me to do? She's like, I want you to plant flour. So guess what we went to the garden? garden section. We got some mulch, got some flowers. I mean, earth grow mulch. Supposed to be some good stuff. Make the flowers grow nice and beautiful. So, I mean,

the backyard's looking nice with some patio furniture. Now I've got to get a grill. And I mean, Memorial Day should be a lot of fun over at my house. Sounds like Home Depot did you guys up. They did a great job. I mean, it feels like Memorial Day at the Home Depot. How doers get more done. All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years and waiting around. for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're SimplySafe. They have completely changed the game. SimplySafe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so

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