The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full) 2 Truths and A Lie + Lunchbox’s Belated Birthday Present from Abby + What Brad Paisley Song We Would Buy

Episode Date: July 28, 2022

Listener Grace takes her show at finding the liar in 2 Truths and a Lie. Abby delivered a belated birthday present to Lunchbox. Lunchbox also submits a story about a 51-year old grandma that he thought was worthy as one of Bobby’s Big News stories. Brad Paisley has reportedly sold his music catalog for $25 million dollars. We talked about what song of his we would purchase.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Post your tasks and get back to being the host everyone's buzzing about. Air Tasker, get anything done. Welcome to Thursday show, Morning Studio. Morning. I'm in the middle now of, well, it's been like three months, but I'm in the middle of trying to figure out who's been texting me. And not in a creepy way because I guess I know them, but I won't ask who they are.

It just comes from a number I don't have a name assigned to. And they're like, hey, how you been? You don't ask that to somebody if you don't know how they were before. And I'm like, good, yeah, what's up? Man just checking in on you. And then I got real sick and they were like, how's that going? And I'm like, who is this person? So I've been doing context clues.

And like, I have the area code. So I searched it, but that doesn't matter as much anymore. No, they could be from there. So it has been, so it has been since May 13th that I've been having this conversation. Wow. Wait, like, what do y'all talk about other than just the... Sounds pretty vague.

Yeah, like how are you getting clues? Well, I'm getting clues by going, well, how about that? Can you tell me more? Okay. It's stuff like that. I can't figure out who it is and I don't want to give up. And mostly I would just, who cares? But I'm so invested in figuring out who this is.

The other day I got one from an unknown number and it was a kid going, hey, by bones, I'm a big fan. And I thought, how did this kid get my number? And then I got a mess like 15 minutes later He goes hey I saw this kid at the game and he came up to me And said he was a huge fan of yours And now I'm like all right well who's this person Well who are you?

And so I started tracking it back And I think at this point it's Big D From our afternoon show locally Wayne D Oh yeah he has a new name sorry Wayne D yeah I think But it's like a Wisconsin or Minnesota area code He's not from there

That is who that is Yeah he's originally from Minnesota Boom okay that's the new one Yeah Okay, that's the new one, but there's one for three months that I cannot figure out who it is. It's either Garth or like a second cousin I haven't seen in a long time. One of the two. But I'm like three months invested in, but I am not going to give up on this one.

I hope everybody's good. I want to go over and talk to Jenna, who is on the phone right now. Hey, Bobby, how are you? We're doing pretty good. What can we do for you? So I am here with my little brother, Derek, and the rest of my family. We are actually pulling into the St. Louis Airport right now. We are headed to Nashville for SummerSlam this weekend, which is the big WWE event that's in Nashville this weekend.

We are TikTokers, and Derek is a big WWE fan, and I am a big Bobby Bones show fan. And we are actually coming to SummerSlam in Nashville with cricket wireless through TikTok. We're going to be making content, having fun. And I love the show, and I know you watched wrestling when you were younger, and I just kind of wanted to call and say hi and say to you soon. I feel like I recognize you. Hey, can I ask you a quote? I feel like I know her.

Do you have millions of followers? It's called Baker Banter. We have 2.9 million followers. I know who this is. Wow. Yeah, I watch their videos a lot. I'm going to get on TikTok real quick. Hold on.

Baker Banter, right? Yes. Okay, hold on a second. B-A-K-E-R. Yeah, you guys are, you're very funny. You guys do really good on TikTok. And so if I'm correct here, You follow a lot of your brother's hijinks, right?

Yes. So our TikTok account, Derek is 25. He has Down syndrome. And basically our TikTok channel is just a positive, family-friendly, funny, sassy depiction of what an adult with Down syndrome's life and his family life looks like. Yes. It's awesome. It's an awesome account. So cool.

Yeah. When you said that, I was like, I feel like I know you. So I started to think, did I, like, hang out with her in high school? But no, I follow her on TikTok. So you feel like you know these people, these people, she's on the phone. But you feel like you know these people, even though you've really never really met them or spent time with them. Well, hey, I hope you guys have an awesome time in town and keep doing the good work and keep it super positive on TikTok and tell your little brother. I say hello.

I'm right here, Bob. All right, buddy. Hey, who's your favorite wrestler? Liv Morgan. My dad world champion. Derek, tell Bobby who you saw at WrestleMania. So close you've lost. Yeah, that's awesome.

Okay. Yeah, now we're talking. Now we're getting back into where I got at. Well, listen, I hope you guys have an awesome time. Jenna, thank you for calling and keep up to good work on TikTok. Hope you guys have just the greatest time at SummerSlam, right? SummerSlam. Yeah.

Yes, SummerSlam. It's at Bridgetown. All right. Good to talk to you guys. Be safe, okay? Thanks so much, Bobby. All right. See you later.

I knew I recognized her from somewhere. Yes. You think they're rich? Like, I'm saying, like, if they're flying to this, like, It's just a ticket from the airport. Oh. And they threw out a sponsor there, so their sponsor's probably paying for it. Yeah.

Rich, no, but are they making a little money off TikTok? Probably. I mean, how great. Why don't sponsors like fly us to places? Like, oh, here, come, go cover this. Go cover that. I mean, geez. Are you sad?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry, buddy. A little bit jealous. What a rough way to start. Always. It's time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call.

Bobby's Mailback. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. So I went on a first date recently. It was a short coffee date that went really well. So we set up a real date for the following night. I offered to pick her up, but she said she'd meet me at the restaurant. Well, I sat there for an hour. I waited for her to show up.

I texted her several times. She never answered, so I left, and I went home. I got a call from her the next morning, and she said she passed out after work and slept right through to the morning. She apologized several times But I still feel weird about it She's insisting I give her another chance

What do you think I should do? Is she a total flake? Or was this just an oversight signed? T.J. Yeah, that stinks. I've been in similar situations But mostly I never heard from them again, period. Gives you stand up and I wouldn't even get that story.

You know, I always believe in giving people a second chance. Yes. So I do think you should give her a shot. However, you don't just pass out if you're really excited about a date. But what if you're really, really tired? It doesn't matter. Hard day.

When you're really tired, you text and go, hey, I'm not going to be able to make it. You don't just pass out if you're super excited about a date. And she did. And that happened. I would give her another shot, but I'd give her a shot with one eye open, watching everything she did to see if she's suspicious at all. Do you think she lied or she told the truth about passing out? She probably told the truth.

But again, if you're super excited and you're focused on this date, you at least let them know, or you just don't pass out. That's a thing. Morgan, you're the dating world. What do you think about this? Yeah, I mean, definitely if I was excited about a date, I would not have had that excuse. I would make it work. Or I would say, hey, I'm really tired. Like, I can't do this today. Let's do it tomorrow. And I would take the initiative to reschedule. So. I mean, if you said that to me, I'd still be like, screw her. But at least I wouldn't sit at a restaurant for hours waiting. Yeah, I mean, that definitely starts it off on a really bad foot.

You ever been stood up, Morgan, straight up? Not stood up. I've been ghosted. Never like stood up on a date though. Where you go somewhere and they just don't come? Yeah, no, that's not happened. You ever talk to somebody you thought was a girl and then ends up being a dude in a hotel and then it turns out in the news and you're embarrassed? No, I haven't been happening. Yeah, me either on that one. Yeah, just a hypothetical situation.

TJ, go out with her again, but just know that she probably is not totally into you yet. And if she was, she'd have made a priority to be there or let you know. All right, good luck, and that's the mailbag. We got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. I've been doing a lot of interviews where people are asking me, hey, what songs are good now? Tough question.

Unless you expect it. And so they're like, hey, so I just start throwing off stuff that I listen to. And I'm going to play a few of these that if you go to my playlist, these are up here now. The first one is going to be this song from David Morris. and it blew up on TikTok and it's the George Strait song Carrying Your Love With Me but it's sang by a woman

and it's used as a sample and then he kind of country wraps over it and some people hate it and some people love it I actually think it's pretty good if you get past the whole sampling of George Strait song but here you go

his name is David Morris and here is Carrying Your Love Yeah, well we got's all I need And every day's a dream When I'm carrying your love with me I'm gonna play this a little bit, but do you think that's George Strait sped up? It can't be, right? Oh, I think that's a woman.

I do too. I thought so too, but then when I heard it. All right, here's some more of it. Have you ever been, Grand Canyon chasing Roots 66, riding desert town, gray, lake and lake and Mount Rushmo, chilling top ten destinations, girl, we can go to places you ain't never dreamed about from up north and down south, ocean side light, each white sand and what is right now. For the rest of my life, girl. Well, we got's all I need

And every day's a dream When I'm carrying your love with me I was watching some people And they were like, ah, this is a new song? What is this carrying your love? I'm like, well, let me explain it to you. So, but yeah, he's a cowboy. David Morris is.

So you can check it out. That's just called carrying your love Because if you're listening, you either love that or you hate that. There's really no middle ground for that. I started not liking it. And then after I heard more, I'm like, this is pretty good.

I thought it was weird at first because again, most of my new music now it comes from my wife who gets her music from TikTok for the most part and she was like, have you heard this song? And I brought it up and I was like, oh, hey, I like it. That's what I just did. Yeah, same thing.

David Morris, carrying your love. Here is a guy that we had on our show and this song is so good. I just wish radio would give him a shot here. This is from George Burge. It's called Mind on You. I got my mind on you and you on my mind. Got these four wheels on a two lane

and we cutting through the night. Got your eye and my mind. my head. Looking on these colors like them jeans on your heads every time. You have been looking like you do. I got my hands and my eyes and my mind on you. I got my mind on you. I got my mind on you.

So he told us a story where he wrote that, and Jason Aldine said, I like to cut that. I like to make that a song. And so when George was convinced to be an artist again by Clay Walker, he called Jason. I was like, can have the song back? And Jason was nice enough to give it back to him. But Al Dean thought it was a good enough.

song that he would also record it. But that is called Mind on You from George Burge. And I give you number one. And this song started off as this guy, Noah Kahn, just playing the chorus on TikTok and didn't have the whole song written. He just played the hook, what they call the hook, the chorus. And everybody kept going like, finish the song, finish the song. And he didn't forever. He did it during the pandemic. And then finally he finished a song. And it's so massive that other artists are now one duetting him, like big artists or going, wow, this is such a great song. And if you've been in the car with my wife and I, which Eddie has, we sing the song at the top of our lungs.

It's called Stick Season, and here is the chorus. A firm on, but it's the season of the sticks, and I saw your mom, she forgot that I existed, and it's half my fault, but I just like to play the victim, I'll drink. Alcohol till my friends come home for Christmas, and I'll dreamish night of some person to you that I might not have,

but I didn't. I'll lose. Now your tired tracks in one pair of shoes, and I'm splitting half that'll have to do. So I thought that if I... So that's Noah Kahan. It kind of sounds like Mumford and Sons. Oh, yeah. Meet the Grand Ole Opry.

Yeah. I hear that. You know, it's just a... But it's Noah Kahan's stick season, if you want to check that out. Bones, let me tell you something. Lunchbox was bobbing his head to that song. That is interesting. And he does not bob his head.

never bobbed you bobbed did you bust me bobbing dang it we busted you bob and you never bob he doesn't bob but it was pretty good wow hit that course again ray her mom I pit it's the season of the sticks and I talk your mom she forgot that I exist didn't it's half my fault but I just like to play the victim I'll drink alcohol till my friends come home for Christmas and I'll dreamish night of some heard of you That I might not have

But I didn't all lose Now your tired tracks In one pair of shoes And I'm splitting pack That'll have to do We get a second bob over there? All right, we should just play the song then We got two bombs out of them

This never happens Okay, Noah Cahan is his name The latest from Nashville and Hollywood Morgan number two's 30 seconds skinny Shanaya Twain's a Netflix documentary Not Just a Girl came out this week and Shania also released an album featuring a collection of all the songs in the documentary

including a new song called Not Just a Girl The full lineup for the CMA Fest TV special has been announced It includes Carrie Underwood, Jason Aldeen, Luke Brian and more hosted by Dirk Spinley and L King The show airs August 3rd at 8.7 p.m. Central Time on ABC. A youth baseball team in Waverly, Tennessee won the state championship.

Morgan Wallen stepped up to pay for the new uniforms, travel, food, and more so that the team could get to the World Series in South Carolina. I'm Morgan. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Brian Walters is a UPS driver in Washington when he was making a delivery,

and there was a commotion at this resort he's making a delivery. A seven-year-old girl had been pulled from the pool was unresponsive. But what you don't know about Brian, not only does he deliver packages, he's a volunteer firefighter. So boom, he comes over there and starts CPR. Brings the girl back to life.

Wow. Pretty cool. Yeah, what can Brown do for you? Bring your package and save your life. Was it UPS specifically? Did you say that? Yeah, UPS. That's what I'm talking about.

He was in his uniform. No, no, we know what Brown can do for you. Yeah. Now they're just back in the day kids, back in the day kids, there was basically one delivery service other than the mail. Now there's D.HL. UPS. FedEx, Amazon.

It's just so many people coming to the door. You don't know if they're going to rob your own. You don't know. It can be anybody. Good story, lunchbox. What's his name again? His name is Brian Walters. Driver of the Year. I mean, it has to be Driver of the Year. Oh, you made that up. You gave him that up. No. And he's got to get a reward, right?

Of what? I mean, I don't know. A couple nights stay at the hotel. Or he should be bumped to the year. up to manager? I don't think you get managerial positions because you saved alive. It may not be a good manager. All right, well, good job, Brian.

Good job, Brian. All right, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Elder versus a millennial, a trivia game for the generations. Eddie, you're the donkey. That's right. So that's his buzzer. If you hear the donkey, that's Eddie. If you hear the clown horn,

that's Morgan. We just got buzzers. I think we paid $4 for these. you would think a show that was all over the country even all over the world would have some sort of system cool game show graphic we bought buzzers for $4.

That we have to put up to the mic with our own money too by the way okay so elder versus millennial questions that Eddie should know and then questions that Morgan should know based on when they were born your first question is an elder question I'm gonna play

this television clip what you're talking about what's you talking about? What's you talking about? talking about Willis is a quote from what 80s TV show that would be Morgan family matters incorrect nice oh my gosh the donkey is Eddie Eddie that is different strokes that's correct donkey one clown two zero your next question a millennial question what Disney channel show did the character beans Morgan

even Stevens even Stevens is correct. I've ever heard of that. Beans appeared on the show, even Stevens. I'm going to play a song hook for you. Here is the song. Spending 13 weeks at number one on the Billboard Rock Chart. That song right there called Start Me Up is by what band?

Eddie? That is the Rolling Stones. That is correct. Over to the millennial questions. I'm going to play you a hook of this two. 2000s song. The debut single in the 2000s for this pop singer.

Wow. Eddie? That's Ashley Simpson. That's correct. Yeah. Dang it. I was a big fan. Yeah, I was good.

That's correct. That's good stuff, man. That's correct. Elder question. This movie was the number one movie at the box office on this date. Today in 1988. It's about a tune-hating detective. who is a cartoon rabbit's only hope

to prove his innocence when he's accused of a murder. Eddie, can you name the movie? Who framed Roger Rabbit? That's correct. Let's go. Morgan, what 2000's movie, this is a millennial question.

Not Morgan, just her ballpark. What 2000's movie starring Reese Witherspoon is about a young woman who must return back to her home state to obtain a divorce Oh, that's tough. That was me. It was tough.

The clown got it by a bit. Sweet Home Alabama. That is correct. She got it. Did Eddie win? I don't have a score up, yes? Yeah. Eddie, you win again.

Let's go. The donkey prevails. Eddie's up 3-0. Do we like the buzzers? I love the buzzers. I don't know if you guys like it. I love hitting the buzzards. Okay.

I like it. Making sure. What do you think? TBD. The donkey's funny. Do we only have those two, Mike? Or is there a whole list of sounds? Oh, we can change sounds?

Why did you pick donkey for me then? Throw me yours. I want to see what they are. All right. Hit me a controller. Here, here. Oh, no. You're never going to throw it.

You can try. It's $4.00. Got it. Okay, good job. So I can change it. You were a donkey? Watch this, watch this. Beepie, pooh, pee, pooh, pee, pooh.

Then if I hit it. That's not bad. I like that. That sounds like someone has to ring in. That's funny, so we can do whatever we want. And everybody can have their own sound. Oh, I'll do a different one, a more mature one. Pooh, pooh, peepie, poop pooh, pee pee pee!

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Breaking news. Hit that clip. Lunchbox has his hands in the air. He's ready for it. Amy, it's your story to tell. Okay, well, first I guess I'll just start off by saying Lunchbox mentioned the other day, had this whole pitch called my sister about being on her HGTV show called Building Roots.

Tell me more. So. Well, I've said it up first because Lunchbox told your sister that he had some news about you. He DM'd her and said, hey, I have a surprise for Amy. Can we talk? Send me your number. I tricked her and then called her and said, hey, my house has problems.

Can you fix it on the show? Yeah, I got holes in my roof and then while you're here, I can do a new kitchen, you know, redo the master bag. She lied to her and then you. I lied to her when I slid into the DMs to get her number, but it was all in a good positive way. Yeah, and so, anyway, my sister revealed to him like, hey, lunchmugs, we don't even know if we're getting a season two. And honestly, I don't know either. But what I do know is I got an email from a producer that heard the segment. Let's go.

Breaking news. What is the news. What is going to talk about you. You're going to make your own breaks in Hollywood, people. This is what we do. This is not Hollywood, but I get it. It's Colorado and National. But yes, I get it.

You know what I'm saying? You guys are saying it was bad to lie. It is bad to lie. Look where the lie got me. Go ahead of yourself here. Because I don't know. Nobody has said. What the producer say to you?

So I just opened up my email and an executive producer named Michelle emailed me. And executive producer, that's huge. And a little back story. Not just measly producer, executive producer. I get measly producers all the time. When an executive hits in, I'm like, oh, this is real. Some backstory is, you know, similar to Lunchbox, like when I found out my sister and her husband has shown HGTV, I'm like, well, I got stuff in my house I'd like to have done.

So months ago, my sister was visiting and we were talking about different things. Like, how cool would it be if, like, you know, you did a project at my house in Nashville? But I hadn't heard a peep, nothing. Well, then Lunchbox talks about it. And I guess the producer heard it, and this is the email that she sent. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hi, Amy.

I was cracking up laughing over Lunchbox's comments on the show, needing Ben and Christy's help on his own home. I would like to pitch a traveling Nashville episode of Building Roots to the network. Come on! Come on! Pack up the trailers and head out east. Let's go! Featuring your home renovation and possibly Lunchbox's home repair,

if you think he might truly be interested. I wasn't sure if it was just, quote, radio talk. Are you truly? interested. 100% let's go! Let's start knocking down some walls. Move that hell! Yeah. And so I guess with this, I mean, I have no idea because I haven't replied. And I don't know if with this pitch, it would mean, yeah, it would just be like some weird, you know, one-off episode if they don't get season two or is this only if they get season two? So we, I don't know. And I don't even know what to reply. And my sister's out of the country.

What do you want to reply? Let's go. We're all in. Reply. Let's go. We're all in. Yeah, let's get some remodeling done. She said that I could connect you with her directly so she could gauge your interests. You want to be connected up? Connect. You got some good news about Amy to tell her. Let's go. Yeah, I got to tell her a surprise for Amy.

And you guys thought I was crazy. When I said a special episode, you're like, oh my gosh, that's so stupid lunchbox. Guys, I know how producers think. Listen to this. They think this is great TV. What would you do at your house? Oh, I mean, fix the holes in the roof, redo the kitchen, put a nice screened in back porch. redo the master bath, maybe add like a man cave.

I mean, we got all sorts. A man cave. I don't know. Add on to the back of the house. I don't know on top of it. Wherever I want to build a tree house for the kids. Wow. Let's go. We're like eight shows in one here.

Come on. Because I saw one of their episodes, they put a slide from the back deck to the ground for some kids. So build my kids something. Let's go. How excited are you one to ten? Ten. I mean, this is great.

This is how you make things happen. I've been dreaming about this, about being on TV, being in Hollywood, and it is starting to come true slowly and surely. Didn't they do a remodeling show right next to your house once? Yeah, they did Property Brothers right next door. And what did you think about that? Awesome. So jealous. Like I was so mad at my neighbors, but they were new neighbors.

I didn't know them then. When they bought the house, they got on the property brothers. How'd they get on it? They applied. And then that's it. And then that's just it. That's it. And then they have a new house.

And they weren't able to live there while they did it. But I can move somewhere while they do my house. Dang. This is great. You know on these. Are you, are you, now, will you say, hey, good job on the lie? Like, I'll never say good job on the lie. But here, I guess there's something you may not know.

You know you have to pay for it, right? Pay for what? They don't pay for everything. You have to pay for your own. They just do it on TV and give you like the labor for free. You have to pay for everything. Huh? Well, we can work something out.

No, there's no working it out. If, Amy, right? Lunchbox is like trying to get endorsements to pay. Like, I mean, you could try to work something out, but I don't know how you would. I know. I know exactly how. From what I know. Hey, look, oh, you know, they did his kitchen and they got their supplies at the Home Depot. No, that's not how it works.

On the show, you can't make deals for that show and you can't make deals for that show and you can't make deals for this show because we have our own sponsors. Right. I mean, listen. And you have to pay, on those shows, you have to pay for it yourself. The property laws are recommended to pay for at all. Right. That's fine.

Oh, so you're going to pay for the slide, the man cave. The roof to be done. Yeah. I think you'd probably scale back on what you have done. He's like, I'll take some shingles. Yeah. Made a little paint. Do you still want them to come?

Absolutely. Okay. Come on. Your desperation to be on TV, well, you'll pay for it. Yeah. I'll make it up on the back end. Of what? Tours?

Tours or people will see me and be like, oh man, we need him for our show. You know what I'm saying? So it's an investment. It's an investment. What after like $300,000? Oh. It's an investment. But does some of his insurance cover it because his tree damaged his house?

I'll hit the bank. You go take out a loan to be on the show. Absolutely. Are you saying it now, you're going to take out a loan to be on the show. 100%. Okay. Another thought that I had is that lunchbox hasn't been incredibly kind towards the show. True.

He said it sucks, actually. It's not good and they're not good at what they do. So why would he want them to do his renovations? No, I said they're not going to, their renovations are cool. Like, they have a great mind, but they're not very fun on TV. They come off as kind of boring and you'd probably be fun. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying. Get me on there and I will liven it up.

Let's go. So reply to them, let's go. Yeah, I'm all in, pack up the trailers and head out east. Okay. He's in, he's going to take a loan out to do it if they want to do it, but I guess let them know. 100% take out a loan. That's smart business. Is it?

To be on, you know what? I agree. Good for you, buddy. There he is. Lunchbox to be getting on TV. One way or another is getting on TV. We like it. Before I go to bed at night, I will lay out my clothes, much like I did as a kid, because I want to be able to get up and have it all lined, grab. Boom. But now it's just to make sure that I don't wake my wife up. So I have it all laid out. And the less time I'm in the room diddling around, less chance that I wake her up, digging for clothes, opening drawers, all that.

So that's how I save time. Amy's son has a time saving method. That's pretty funny. And I don't think I'm ready to adopt this yet. But I do think for, what is he, 9, 10? He's turning 12. Oh, my goodness. Where are we going?

That's crazy. We're getting old quick. Yeah. So what is his method? He's starting to sleep in his clothes the night before. Boom. And I'm like, oh, why are you already dressed and ready to go? Yeah, I like it.

And he's like, I'm looking to save any minutes that I can in the morning. I can't believe he's 12. He will be, yeah. He's 11. Still, I can't believe he's 11. Yeah, August 10th, 2012. That is crazy. All right, so that's next for me.

Sleep in my clothes so I don't wake my wife up. I like it. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Three things that we believe about drinking, and they're not true at all. We've always heard beer before liquor, never been sicker, liquor before beer, you're in the clear. You know that one? We rhyme, so we think it's true. Oh, it is true.

If it rhymes, it's got to be true. Yes, of course. Well, it turns out that's not true. It doesn't matter what order you drink it in. It's just how much of each thing that you drink. And I'm like, what? I've lived by this my whole life. I mean.

Lunchbox's eyes get real big. Yeah, whoever wrote this is lying to us. This article? Yes. The rhyme is true. It's very true. I've lived by it since I started drinking. drinking and it is 100% accurate.

So because of your life, scientifically. Hey, 100% true, bones. If I drink beer, like 12 beers and then I take a shot of. Why would you drink 12 beer? I just say crazy night, crazy night. I said it has to do with how much. And then you take a shot, bones, boof.

You're done. Like, go home, you're throwing up. No, but you're going home. You're throwing up because you had 12 beers. But if I had five shots and then had beer, I'm in the clear. That's, okay. Telling you, it's worked my whole life. What's number two there?

Again, it boils down to how much. Okay. So there's no much, there's no such thing as breaking the seal. Like, and I believe this too. Like, if I've been having any drinks and I've got to go to the bathroom, I try to hold it as long as I can because I felt like once you go to the bathroom, then you're going to have to keep going. It's called breaking the seal.

I know that is not true. It's 100% accurate. Crazy. Like, if you go, like, you hold it for three hours. The first time you go, you go 10 minutes later, then 20 minutes. I mean, you go like five times the next hour. So breaking the seal is a thing you all know. Absolutely.

Is it called that? Yes. Never heard it before. Okay. But they say that, listen, you're always going to have to use a bathroom when your bladder is full, and that is what's happening with your drinking, so just go. So you guys are arguing with science. 100%.

Okay. And then the third thing, hair of the dog won't help a hangover. So you cannot drink it away. In fact, drinking the next morning can make your hangover last longer. So you have a hangover. You've been really drunk the night before. You decide to hit it again the next morning. But aren't you just getting re-drunk to make the hangover?

go away, not just adding to it. Like, you're just getting drunk again. Of course. Which makes the hangover go away. Yes, because you're getting drunk again. It's not actually making the hangover go away. It's just making you get drunk. It's an interesting angle. So how do y'all feel about that one?

You agree or not agree? No, I disagree with that one. Just a drink, the hangover goes away immediately. No, but the drunk comes back. Well, sure. But you get a hangover the next day. Then it never ends. It's a cycle that never ends.

All right, what else, Amy? So do you struggle opening up like a pickle jar or a jelly jar? Mostly no. Sometimes if it's small, yes. Yes. Bigger jars I do better with, but I don't only have the leverage on small jars. I don't know that I have the strongest hands. I have medium hands. But if I can't get that small one open, I'll give up to Caitlin. She'll just rip it right off.

Well, new research out found that weak hand grip strength is a signal that there's more serious health issues, like heart problems, lung issues, and then even lower life expectancy. Well, probably because most old people have weak hands. Yeah. It has to do with like muscle mass. and then the muscle strength is proven to be fairly accurate as an indicator of how long you're going to live. But you know what I do? I bang it with the end of a knife

and then it helps loosen it up and I pop it right off. So you can hit the bottom sometimes. Boom, boom. Yeah, yeah. And you'll hear that. You can also put under hot water. And so the heat will actually cause it to be a little easier. But you have to open it with like a paper towel

because your hand's wet. You can't. So slippery. This is slippery. Yeah. So those are two things. And then you can also do the knife thing. but I've cut myself doing that.

I don't do that one. All right, what else? Kane Brown shared that he has serious aspirations to become an actor, and he's actively working with a Los Angeles agent to make this goal a reality. He even auditioned for a new Greece movie. The film has since stopped production, but he did get a callback from his audition, and he says, no matter what, even if he gets rejected or anything, he's going to not give up.

A lot of country stars are acting, or at least trying to act. You know, we had Randy Hauser on. He's been in a few movies. You know, cowboy movies mostly. John Pardy talked about he took acting classes. I think, you know, you get into a creative space and you have other creative friends and they do other creative things. You're like, oh, that would also be fun. So it's like, oh, if they can do it, I can do it.

So good luck to them. I think it's pretty cool. You know, as a fellow actor myself, you know, major motion picture with Vanessa Hudgens. Nashville. Not only playing myself on Nashville, but playing other people too. You know, put your work in and watch you pay off. Lunchbox is acting. Yeah, I feel them.

Well, no, no, I was going to tell you your stuff's coming soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. More details about you coming soon. Win! Have you ever even paid to act? Yeah, Friday Night Lights. That was an extra. But I got paid.

But you weren't on, I mean, you didn't say anything on camera. Yeah, I said. No, you didn't say anything I can't. Was your voice on camera? No. Somebody's voice was put over. Dubbed over. But you did say the line.

Yeah. And then they dubbed it. They took it out. They took it out. They took it out, yeah. All right. Thank you, Amy. I'm Amy.

That's my pile. That was Amy's Pile. of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. You two guys are beer drinkers. I mean, you pride yourself on beer.

It's not a manly thing. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Do local breweries actually taste better? Sometimes. Than real. And it makes you feel good that it's local. In your mind, it tastes better because, like, man, this was made right here.

But does it actually taste better? If you go to a local brewery, does it taste better? Let's go with yes. Yeah. Yes. What about craft beer? Because I think that's like specialized beer. Mm-hmm.

Does it taste better? Yes. Yes. Why? It's just different, man. It's different than what everyone else is drinking. Because it's more expensive. And it's just different.

And that too. It's a way more expensive. Okay, well, there's a new campaign just launched that allows people to support local breweries and animals at the same time. Sidewalk Dog is a company based out of the Twin Cities. It serves as a guide to help people find dog-friendly events and businesses. They can take their dogs with them as well. They launched, and for 30 bucks, people can visit 33 breweries and sample 47 free beers all over the place.

If that was one town, you'd be drunk and your dog would be walking your home, for sure. But the past benefits American Humane Society. So I would encourage you go to sidewalkdog.com, and maybe there is a local brewery near you that's involved in this, and you can help dogs, and you can also get you some free beer. If you go to one of these places, though, do you just get to drink as much as you want? Yeah. It's like a bar. It's like a bar. You just buy whatever you want.

Yep. You can buy a flight. You can buy just a beer. A beer? Yeah, like they have different. It's a flight. Like, it's like a board with four different beers on it. And you can just have four of those boards.

Yeah. So you can have 16 beers and they won't stop you. Correct. I never tried that. And usually on the flights, they're not full beers. Some of them. Unless you get, I mean. Okay, you can have 40 flights and they won't stop you.

What about wine tape? If you go to a wine place. Those are cool, too. Like where they do wine. What are they called that? I mean. A winery. Vineyard.

Okay. ever been cut off there? Like, will they cut you off? I don't think if you can start a fight, you'll get cut off anywhere. That's the marker. But like at a brewery, there are no security guards. There's no bouncers.

It's just like the three or four people behind the bar, and that's it. So they can't really keep an eye on people. I mean, you could... Have you ever... Yeah. Yeah, all right. All right, good story.

Good job, sidewalkdog.com. We love animals. We love the American Humane Society. and, well, these two guys love beer, and that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. My slight breaking news is that we play this game called Two Truths and a Lie.

And every day we give a listener a chance at $5,000. And we're going to play it all this week and have a big grand prize winner next week. We're extending it a week. We just got picked up for season two with the game. Wow, that's crazy. Of the game. Not season two of the show.

It doesn't premiere until Monday on USA. But go to Bobby Bowman. and sign up. We're just taking listeners who sign up online randomly. So sign up. You'll see the rules and you'll see the spot where you can write your name in there. And then we'll do it again next week for 5,000, 5,000, 5,000 and then a grand prize. So that's that. We will play coming up though in like 15 minutes and give a listener today a chance at $5,000. All right, time for the investigative corny where we figure out the morning corny. It's lunchbox Eddie and myself and Amy does the morning corny as normal, we just have to figure it out.

Come on. Ready? Yes. Let's go. Here we go. The morning corny. 90 seconds on the clock from when Amy finishes the joke. And go. What did the nuts say when it was chasing the other nut?

What did the nuts say when it was chasing the other nut? Run, nut, run, pee, nut, shell, shell. Walnut. Uh, nut. Cashew. Cashew. Can't cashew me. Cash me if you can.

Cash me if you can. Rate it again, please, Amy. What did the nuts say when it was chasing the other nut? What would a nut say? Come back. Chasing the other nut. I'm chasing you. You're nutty.

You're fast and nutty. Cash me get you. I'm going to cast you. I'm going to catch you. I'm going to catch you. We're going to go with I'm going to cash you, Amy. Is that it? I'm like cashew.

Boom. Give us another one. Give us another one. Why did the banker quit her? job. Why the banker quit her job? She was out of money. She'd tell her. No one would tell her she's broke. No one would tell her why? No one would tell her why. No one would tell her why? No one would tell her why. I don't know I'm feeling to tell her. Tell her. Why did the banker quit her job? Why did the banker quit her job? Okay. Out of money. Money problems. She bankrupt. She, the bank went rupt. Cash you me if you can. Catch me outside. Wait one more time?

Why did the banker quit her job? Quit. Stop. Fire. In. Inflation. Ran out of... Robbery.

Five seconds, guys. Buns. Insufficient. Insufficient buns. I like that. All right. We mess it 90 seconds. Well, we got the first one.

Cashew me if you can. Good job. I'm a cashew. Oh, yeah. I'm a cashew. Something about a cashew. We knew that. All right, Ray, hit it again.

The Morning Corny. Why did the banker quit her job? Why did the banker quit her job? She lost interest. Interest. All right. Coming up. Oh, I got a yell.

I got to yell. You got one right. You don't have to get like 10. Let's go. I guess I'll always be let down if I'm only focused on the one we didn't get. Isn't that life? Isn't that a metaphor for life? All right, Eddie, go ahead.

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Grace, how are you feeling? I feel good. Oh, I feel so good. She nailed it. I like where we are. I like what we are. Okay. That's a good sign.

That's a good sign. Okay, Grace, where do you live? Fresno, California. Okay, Grace in Fresno, a town I've been to many times. I love it so much. We're going to do this game where I will give you a little story. Amy will give you a little story. And lunchboxes give you a little story.

And lunchbox will give you a little story. You just need to tell us which story is a lie. It's all thanks to my show Snake in the Grass, which will premiere August 1st. That's Monday at 11, 10 Central on USA. Okay, Grace, are you ready to hear the stories? Let's go. I will go first.

So, Grace, I once tried to solve a conspiracy. We talked about it on the show before. It was whether Averill Levine was really her or a fake Averill Avril Avivine, because the rumor was that Averill Levine was, she was killed or she died way earlier in life, and there was a new Averill Levine that replaced her because the label was like, we're still making money off of her, so we've got to get someone out there. And so Averill and I were at Dancing with the Stars at the same time.

She was performing, and I was there doing the show, either doing it or there as a guest. But I was there at Dancing with the Stars. And so I remembered her name as the clone that they say, the girl's real name that was now playing out. Averill. So I went over by her and I yelled the girl's real name to see if she would turn. And she didn't. And so I think Averill was real. I think that was really the real Averill. And so I tried to solve a conspiracy about Averill Levine by yelling that name. So that is my story. Grace. All right. We're going to go over to Amy now. Amy, give me your story. So when I was five years old, my parents were on a date. So we had a babysitter. And I was playing

outside and on my back deck, there was a nail that was sticking up, and I scraped my leg on it, but I mean, it was way more than a scrape. Like, it hit deep, and I could not stop bleeding. So the babysitter had to call my parents. They had to come home from their date. I had to go to the ER. Like, it was a whole thing. And needless to say, we never had that sitter again.

The sitter didn't come back or wasn't hired back? No, because she wasn't hired back because she wasn't watching me. I was out playing on the deck by myself at five years old. Lunchbox, your story. Oh, way back when I was in seventh grade, after school, me and my buddy Dustin walked a block to the grocery store. And we're like, oh, we got money in our pocket. But you know what? We're seventh graders.

Let's steal a few things. So we stole some Gatorade, batteries, headphones, and two Snickers bars. And as we're walking out of the store, manager grabbed us, and we got busted. Had to call mom and dad and confess. You got caught shoplifting. Got caught shoplifting when I was in seventh grade. Hey, Grace, how do you feel about those, by the way? Do you feel like you know?

Do you feel like one of them for sure is true? Like, where's your head right now? I feel like I remember one of them from the show. Which one do you think you remember? I think I remember yours with Avril and Dancing with the Stars. Okay. And it does seem like something you would do to try to solve a conspiracy theory. Okay.

So that one, she's feeling pretty good as a truth. Okay. Grace, you've heard them. Are you going to go ahead and lock mine in as true? or would you like to kind of reevaluate? I will lock yours in as true. Okay, lock her in there. So she's trying to find the lie.

She locks me in as true. Well, I'll go first, and I will say that my story is... Do you know, Eddie? No. You don't know any of this? No, I don't. You don't take a shot at it? As far as who the liar is?

Or yours? Because I don't remember hearing your story ever. I do maybe remember Avril was there, but I don't know if you called her by the fake name. So you wouldn't lock mine in as true? I would not. Absolutely not. Huh. Okay. Well, then I'm going to just hold you. Write your answer down as to who you think the liar is.

Okay. All right. Okay, so Grace has locked me in as true. I'm going to wait for ready to write his down. You in? I'm in. Grace. Once behind the wall of Dancing with Stars, I walked by and there was Avril Avivine. She was sitting there with her people. And I kept walking out.

I turned around and I yelled the girl's name, and she didn't turn around. and that's when I knew that Alvin was really alive. You're right, Grace. Wow. You're right. You're right. Good job.

Good job. Now, you got a 50-50 shot at $5,000 right here. And the whole game is two truths and a lie. Can you spot a liar? USA's new competition reality show, Snake in the Grass. My show gives four contestants a chance at $100,000. The only catch,

they have to find out which one of them is, well, sabotaging every turn. Lying. If they fail, the snake leaves with all the money. spot the lies catch the snake when the cash snake in the grass premieres august first that's monday at 11 10 p.m. Central on USA. All right guys talk me through this. You have amy with a nail lunchbox caught shoplifting. How you feeling? I mean the nail definitely seems like it could be Amy.

Might trip on something. The nail, you know, I know your equilibrium's a little bit off so it's okay. but Lunchbox you know he used to do the poster board trick with the baseball cards cover it with the poster board so you scan the poster board don't see the cards underneath and you got some baseball cards so did he I know he might have shoplifted

but did he get caught? Right so she's remembering stories of lunchbox shoplifting and getting away with it. That's good that's real good okay I like it I like it I forgot it that he was doing that

okay grace $5,000 on the line Who do you think the liar is? Lunchbox. All right. Grace has selected lunchbox. Lunchbox, you're now locked in as the liar. Okay.

And Gray, why do you think that is a lie when it comes to lunchbox? Because we know as a kid he was a hooloom and he did shoplift. I just don't know if he got caught and had to call his parents. I feel like he either could have gotten away with it or lied his way out of it. Lunchbox, she has locked you in. You are to her. liar and if you lied she wins $5,000 in cash. Lunchbox, did you ever shoplift as a kid? Yeah. Okay. Guilty as charged. So he did shoplift that we thought about. Yeah. And she did

remember me going to the store and putting poster boards in the cart and putting boxes of baseball cards on the bottom paying for the poster board and walking out. Lunchbox, did you ever, I don't know, in seventh grade, get caught shoplifting and the manager busted you and you had to call your parents? Yes, I did. Oh. What? That is the truth. Yeah.

It was before the track meet, Dustin was like, hey, let's run over to the grocery store. And he's like, dude, we don't have to pay for anything. I'll show you how to do it. And so he was like, he had a Walkman, so we needed batteries and a headphone for the Walkman and got busted. Well, I wish the snake. Amy was the snake. She lied. Well, Grace, here is the bad news.

You did not win $5,000 this morning. That's bad. Here's the good news. you will come back on Monday's show and now the pot is up to $40,000. Oh my goodness. You'll have a chance to win $40,000. You'll have a one and four chance.

You'll be playing against the three other people playing, okay? Okay. So as much as that stinks that you did not win. She did so good. You do have a shot at $40,000. We hate that you didn't win, Grace, but thank you for playing and we'll talk to you soon, okay? All right.

Thank you, guys. I'll talk to you, Sam. There she is. Grace, everybody. Don't forget, Snake in the Grass, This premieres August 1st at 11 10 Central on USA. DVR it, please, if you don't mind. DVR right now and get ready to watch it.

And, you know, we're over three on winners. Yeah, who did Eddie, anyhow? I was like, Grace. I had lunchbox. I didn't know. I didn't know if, I know he had a lot of shoplifting stories, but I didn't know if this one was actually true. Well, what we're trying to do is make sure we're not like 80% of a story and then

a little lie. Yeah. It's all a lie. It's a lie. Yeah. Well, we don't want to be like, well, my middle name is deal. William. And they're like, well, that's, and then I'm like, well, it was, it's really William. You know, it's, I don't want it to be super close. So, yes, no winner. We'll play again.

It's a liars, man. We'll play again. We're fooling them. We'll play again tomorrow. This company that basically invests decided they were going to invest in music and buy people's catalogs, their song catalogs. And so they bought Brad Paisley's song catalog. So about $25 million. Wow. Pretty nice. Yeah. Nice little bit. But then again, they're not your songs. anymore. I guess you still sing them. People don't know the difference. We don't own them anymore. But Brad Paisley sold up for $25 million. Dang, I would sell them too. I'd sell one of you guys.

Yeah. Probably. It's crazy. I'd let you. So if you were going to buy a Brad Paisley song, which would you buy? Amy? We danced. Eddie?

This is a dumb song, but I like it. I'm going to miss her. So dumb. I thought when you said dumb song, it was going to be ticks. No, that's a dumb song too. That's a dumber song. Or online. I like ticks, too.

That's the dumbest one of them all. That's a good one, though. Mine is probably Allison Krause, Brad Pay. Oh, play this one here. Here it is. I sing it too happy. I got to start over because this is not a happy song.

No. This is death. So let me say it again. Whiskey Lollaby. Brad Paley. No, Alison Krauskwood. He put that bottle to his head and pulled that bottle to his head.

the trigger and finally drank away her memory. The guy drank so much, he died. Sad. One of the top five country songs of my lifetime. I'll say it. I've said it a bunch, so I'm not breaking news here. Really, one of the top five country songs of my lifetime is that song right there.

So, Brad Paisley, $25 million richer if you believe the news. Now, speaking of money, there is a new scam. And so what's happening is like, hey, you want to long? loan, but yeah, sure, I'll take the loan. And so, okay, enter your personal data and your financial data, and then sometimes you'll get a button that goes, can we access your phone? Because it's an app, you go through it to get the loan. And I always go, yeah, sure, you can access my pictures, whatever you want. Here's the key to my house, too. You just agree to things. And so, it goes through your pictures and finds if you have anything naked or anything crazy, and they

have naked pictures. Oh, man. Or if they don't have naked pictures, what they do is they take your face from one of your photos and put it on a naked picture. That's not even you. That's terrible. And then they go, yeah, we're going to like threaten and say, hey, blackmail you. And go to other family members and go, we have this person. Here's a naked picture.

For us, though, I guess that'd be a good thing, right? What? Explain that. If they put my face on like a body, they're not going to put it on an ugly body, they're going to put it on a good body. They probably match it. But what if they match it, though, and it's a really bad body. Well, that would not be good.

You're like, okay, we've done the work here. We found the body that we think is yours. He probably tried to make it realistic. Oh, okay. So one woman said that the lenders were, like, threatening her. Oh. And they sent her 13-year-old daughter, her cousin, her nieces, and 17 more of her contacts, a photoshop picture of a naked one with her face,

claiming that she had become a prostitute to pay her debt. So all these people in her phone book because they also have all of your contacts. Wow. So so many scams right now. But that story's from rest of world.org. Amy, what was a scam that you recently saw? I just got an email from Amazon asking me if I have. had paid some bill yet.

Like, it was $2,000. So obviously, your initial reaction is to dispute it. So then they give you these steps to go through and how you can, like, go to your Amazon account and do this and that. But the links they give you and how they want you to get there, it's all not, it's just them fishing you. And so I could see my parents, like, if my parents were still alive, like, this is stuff like they're older and they'd be like, oh, no, what happened to my Amazon account?

Click. But this could happen to you. Why do you say your parents were going to be? all the time. So I would like to think that my first reaction was that it would happen to them. But okay, sure, fine. Probably me. So we have this document where if we see a news story that we think is interesting,

we have a shared document and we just copy and paste and put it up there. And then I'll go and look at it at the end of the night and say, okay, any of this stuff good or not. Well, we started to get a message going basically you've been hacked. Or if you're on this page, this could be dangerous for you because of what has been put on the page. It turns out Amy posted a link to some scam. And it took down the whole page. That's what it was? Yes, we had to change our whole system because Amy posted a link where if we clicked it, we were all scammed.

Amy. Yeah, I know. I saw that banner that said suspicious content detected on this file. And I was like, oh, shoot, I think that was me. Yeah, it was Amy. Because I was trying to warn y'all about something. But I do realize how dangerous that could be, including the link that the scammers gave me, because then y'all might be just doing research and you might click on it.

And then now you've been scammed. But you've been scammed so many times. You shouldn't warn us about scams. You should just... No, I feel like I have a good radar for it now. No, no. You get scammed all the time. Still.

But no, no, I feel like I tell you about the scams. You tell us when you got scammed. That's what it is. Well, occasionally I do things, and then y'all are the ones to tell me it's a scam. The news in one minute, but first, breaking news. We've been playing this game to give listeners $5,000 every day. We play two truths in a live. We want to give you $5,000.

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Bobby's Big. Stories. A study says clean, well-dressed men get promoted and advanced in their careers. Now, we've talked about this a few times, mostly to Lunchbox, because he always wants to be promoted, but he doesn't get clean or dressed sometimes. So this is just another reminder that you have the ability. You're smart enough. Everything about you can do it except you just don't commit to the clean or not even well dressed. So if you want to be something the company uses, you absolutely can be.

You just have to look the part. No, I mean, I feel like I do look the part. But you don't. You don't. No, no. Matthew McConaughey, he looks just like I did homeless. He's an actor. Now, but now, now, now. Young, I bet he was, like, wearing nice clothes.

You know, he can only stink once he got famous. You know, he can only be smelly and homeless once he was so famous, nobody cared. Yeah, and where am I at? But you don't, okay, I'm going to move off this story, but you complain all the time. We're just telling you, if you would, every day for a month, if you would just dress up. That'd be cool. Coming to this show, every day. Slacks, button up, hair.

No champ. Okay. There you go. He doesn't want it. Button up, slacks every single day. For a month. Come in dressed up every day for a month. You probably get a promotion.

Yeah. Dude, try it. That's not worth it to you? No. I mean, I don't even know if I have a month worth of button up. You can re-wear. Laundry. Yeah, you can wash them.

You don't need 30. I don't know if I have slacks. Okay. Well, there's your news. That's thank you lunchbox. A drunk passenger tried to kick out the windows. during a mid-air rampage before Marines piled on him during a flight to Los Angeles. Oh, man.

William Stephen Hayes, 39, forced a frantic crew on a flight to Los Angeles to divert to Salt Lake City. He was charged in Salt Lake City with interference with a flight crew and assault because he struck, beat, and wounded. And so he went berserk. 4.30 p.m. He started kicking. I guess I feel like I could probably kick out of window, too, if I was on my butt in the seat. If you kick really hard. I think those are really thick.

No, I know. I just would just feel like that. I would feel like if I really gave it the old what for, that I could kick it out. But he had a midter rampage and unlucky for him, there were some Marines on there. And they stopped that crap. And quickly, there you go. He's going to get in trouble. They don't screw around with airplanes anymore.

You mess up up there. You go to court. You get big fines. Yeah, like hopefully he's on no-fly list. That's from the sun. A survey. The average adult feels healthy only three to four days a week. A new survey of 2,000 Americans are.

bills, the average person, feels totally healthy less than half the month. Studies show that most people aren't getting the proper daily nutrition. They're drinking too much. Some of the participants reported the two-day hangover where they felt absolutely terrible. Happened about once a month. And the experts say that the key is to eat fruits and vegetables every single day. That is from study finds.org. Three to four days a week.

That's pretty good, though. That's over half the week. Sounds about right. Yeah, it's accurate. Yeah, we're all going. Yeah, that's right. We all fit in that. Kate Winslet and HBO are following up Mayor of East Town

with two new limited series. By the way, great show on HBO Max if you watch it. It didn't look like it's going to be a great show by the picture on the front. But Caitlin was like, I like the picture, let's watch it. And it was awesome. She goes and she's like a cop, detective that's been kicked out and she's figuring out the case where they abducted kids. It's a good show.

Here's the thing about streaming shows now. I get so mad when they don't have them up there and ready the whole time. I've been reconditioned in an unfair way because I'm like, all right, watch that one. Where's the next one? Oh, it's not up. I got to wait a week. Sometimes I forget.

I forget that I'm even watching the show. And so it'll be three or four weeks when I'm like, what was that show I was watching? And then I'll catch up then. But I don't really stay on any sort of pattern unless they're all loaded. Now, if I really have patience, sometimes I'll go, you know what? I'm not going to touch it until it's done.

And then when it's done, I'll go through and watch them all. But I hate when they load them up one at a time. What kind of archaic? This is cavemen. stuff. Yeah, I wonder why they do that. Like, why they decide sometimes they do it and sometimes they just load it all up. I think mostly it's the streaming service. I think they, like a Hulu, for the most part, don't they go one at a time, Mike? Just generally. And so if they do that, I'll forget. Only murders in the building? Love this show. Wish I could remember when it was coming out

every week. Right. And so sometimes we're like, man, what have I not watched? And it's like, oh yeah, I'm watching four weeks. So, yeah, I wish they would let you pick when you first pay. or you can pay more, like a dollar more a month to get all of them they've already made immediately. You would totally pay for that. Yeah. And I don't even have to hide

binge watch stuff, but I still, if I'm finished, what I like to do, the cheating way to do it is, I'm watching an episode and at the end there's some big cliffhanger that get you to the next one. I just want to watch the next five minutes

of the first episode and then stop. Because I want to know what happens into that cliffhanger, and I'm like, oh, the next episode! You pay 99 cents. Maybe they don't give you that episode yet, but you pay 99 cents. and you get to watch the first five minutes of the next episode.

I was talking to one of my friends last night at dinner, and we had watched Severance, which I think to me is the best show in five years. Loved it, couldn't get enough of it. I said, if they'd have offered on Apple plus some package, and for like $2,99, they'd give you 20 more minutes of content that nobody else gets. I'd paid for it right then.

It was so good. But they didn't, so I didn't. But yeah, I don't like it when they load it up one at a time. HBO Max is coming out with that, so two new series, if you like that show, That is good. That's from the Hollywood reporter. North Carolina woman allegedly sets the wrong house on fire and revenge against an ex-boyfriend. You know the real ex-boyfriend whose house did not get set on fire?

I was like, first of all, I'm lucky. And second of all, like, I told you guys. She's crazy. Like, yeah, she's crazy and she ain't that smart. And so a North Carolina woman who allegedly wanted a revenge on her ex is accused of setting fire to the wrong house. It started last Friday when a neighbor woke up someone and said, hey, there's a woman trying to set your house on fire. He ran outside and saw Burr. Burning pieces of wood surrounding a propane tank.

Yeah, that's not how you do it, lady. You know, light wood around a tank, that probably ain't going to catch. The big metal tank. He got his rifle. Well, the wood, too. Just, I'm not even going to say it because people will do it. But he got his rifle and confronted her, and she mumbled something and then took off. But you know the real ex-boyfriend's like, oh, my God.

Thank goodness. Yeah. That's from WBTV.com. A huge genetic study of thousands and thousands of people suggest that alcohol accelerates biological aging. Yeah. So you drink more that makes you look older. That why Eddie looks 60?

I do not need a study to tell me that. Yeah. A comprehend. I do. I think it's interesting. I think that the fact that they're going, all right, this is exactly what alcohol does as far as cognitive decline, early onset dementia, brain shrinkage,

how it is affecting the cells and for how long you drink, like all of that's happening. Oh, no, I think it's interesting. I just more of saying sarcastically because like anybody that drinks kind of wakes up the next day, especially after 40, even if you just have one drink and you're like, oh, okay, cognitively I feel off. I'm bags under my eyes. Skin feels weird. I like it. Because you don't drink.

That's why I like the story. Maybe that's why I'm so fresh. Yeah. You know, so they found a clear link between alcohol intake. and shorter what they call telomers. So I don't know what that is, but it's some part of aging. So genetically, it ain't good. It could be actually passed down as well if you drink a lot.

Oh, wow. So everybody stopped drinking. Okay, I'm on it. Gaming does not appear harmful to mental health. It's all stories for me. You like that story. I'm finding them all. Yeah, yeah.

I just went through and found out. Yeah, gaming does not appear harmful to mental health unless the gamer absolutely cannot stop playing. So that is from tech. explore. He says it doesn't matter how much gamers play. It wasn't the quantity, but the quality. And if they stop playing and had, you're kind of, you know, when you start to edge. Withdraws. You're like, you start to have those kind of withdraws, that that's where it becomes a real issue. And some players do have that. I don't. You ever lose like three basketball games in a row and you just like feel really bad about yourself, though? I'm never playing again. Yeah.

Yeah, mostly it's Madden and lose a few Super Bowls in a row after playing a whole season. I'm like, out of this thing. I'm never playing again. Next morning. Okay, new season. Got to get my players in camp. That could be bad for your mental health, though. That's just me being a loser that's bad for my mental health. Not so much the game. I haven't played in four or five days. I don't care about playing video games. This is a way that I fill my cup competing. If it were video games, if it were mini golf, we were playing in the league, I just need to compete somehow, and that's how I filled out void. I just happen to be wearing a headset with a controller playing with animated characters.

Deadly bacteria is found in the U.S. for the first time. Potentially deadly bacteria, which was only in three other continents, has been detected in the U.S. Off the Gulf Coast of Mississippi. So all our listeners down there, I can't really describe it to you, but they say look out for the illness. You'll have cough, fever, chest pain, disorientate seizures, all that. But they don't say really where you get it, except in the soil and the water, but that's everywhere. That's not good. They're like in the soil and the water.

Watch out. Where's there not soil or water? so there's some new disease down there a dog napper gets busted thanks to asking for a ransom the guy's facing charges in Portland after taking a dog from a car and then asking for ransom money

according to police suspect broke the window of the vehicle and got the dog out the owner was in the business for half an hour the suspect left his number and a note okay and then only wanted a hundred bucks ransom oh come on

on Monday the owner and the suspect set up an exchange just at a grocery store, after the pup and cash were exchanged. The cops were like, hey, we're here too. We got you. He left his number. He left his number. That's from K-O-I-N.

And then this is a sad story. But Tony Dow, and I only bring it up because we talked about it yesterday, his wife had said he's dead. And then yesterday we're like, now they're saying he's not dead. She was wrong. She admits she was wrong. Well, now he died again. But he did die again.

He died. He died. He actually died. Yes. So, for real, this time, he was 77 years old. And you may not even know what Leave it the Beaver is or was, but it was a really wholesome black and white show way back in the day that I think everybody watched. Or at least Eddie tells me that, right?

You can sit around TV. I wasn't alive then. Oh. That's older than me. That is from the Hollywood reporter. That's the news. Those were Bobby's Be. Stories.

Best black and white TV show. Which one would it be if you had to pick? Again, we don't watch a lot of them. But what would you put as the number one black and white TV show from back in the day? This is good. Ami. Lassie. Oh, okay.

I might have been in color. Okay, both, both. So as long as it was black and white, you're all good. But it was black and white as well. Lunchbox? It has to be Leave it to Beaver because there's only two I could think of as Lassie and leave it to Beaver. Okay. Eddie?

Twilight Zone. Oh, that was good. That kind of set the stage for a lot of the stuff now. Yeah. I love Lucy strong. Yeah. Oh, real strong. I love Lucy real strong.

Yeah. And then Gilligan's Island, I feel like early on may have been black and white. I thought you would go Andy Griffin's show. Yeah, that's good too. Because you love that. But I would still, I still go, I love Lucy, though, probably. Was Gilligan's Island ever black and white, Mike? No?

Maybe I'm just colorblind. They were just because the colors I didn't see very well. You thought they were all black and white. All right, we're being told Gilligan's Island had one season in black and white. Oh. And then I'm not totally crazy. You had to make sure. That's a close one.

Okay. Your calls 877-Bobby. You guys can hit us up if you have a question or a comment. I know we just did the news, but I do want to quickly, when we come back, go to Lunchbox because he has submitted a single news story that he wanted to be put in the news, and I didn't do it in serious news, but I'm going to let him have a second to submit the story he wanted to submit. Okay?

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Air Tasker, get anything done. So that segment we do is the news, it's somewhat serious, somewhat stuff that I just think you'd be interested in hearing. But it's our attempt at doing the news every day. lunchbox occasionally we go hey this needs to be in the news and most times I go I don't think that needs to be in the news even though sometimes the stories are trivial but I want to just give you a second shine the light on you for a second oh man it's not about me in this story though it's not about me this segment is not about me it's about Gina Stewart she's a 51 year old and she's

been named the world's hottest grandma and I'm going to tell you what she absolutely deserves the title Eddie I'm going to scroll up and I'm going to show you some pictures no Eddie oh yeah she's pretty oh she's bored and Pretty, dude. That is a hot, hot grandma. These pictures are so photoshopped. No, no, no. She's 51 years old and she said, listen, I avoid sugar like it's the enemy. Like, so you've got to stay away from sugar. She drinks coconut water, at least one glass of the liquid gold a day, usually before or after her workout. And she does that cryotherapy. Oh, my goodness. She is amazing. She's also probably genetically blessed. Well, I would agree with that. And secondly, I just feel like it's all filtered. All this stuff is filtered. You can tell that it's filtered. She's like rocking coconut filter and everything.

But also she's able. Okay. And she's also able to say grandma because she clearly, like 51 is young for a grandma. But she's still a grandma. But 51, she doesn't like 51. No. She looks 28. Exactly.

Are we sure? Yeah, she says she's a grandma of one. Remember you are what you eat and drink. If you eat that cheesecake or box of chocolates or drink Coke, be prepared to wear it the next day. Yes. That's what I'm talking about, Gina. But I mean, guys, it is amazing that she is this hot as a grandma. And I think it's just really cool that we get to see the hottest grandma and the world. And she deserves that title. Thank you for your news. Lunchbox. I mean, have you seen a hotter grandma? I don't know. No, I don't think that. I've never thought about trying to find one.

This is definitely different. This is not just not eating sugar. This is also other treatments and that's called working out. It's called being enhancements. I mean, look at her lifeguard photo. I don't even think she's a real lifeguard. I think she just puts that on and try to beat. Yeah, she's the only fanz-agel. Well, it says Beach Patrol on it. Yeah, but you can buy a shirt. I would love to be on that beach.

Okay. Well, there's Lunchbox's news. Thank you, Lunchbox, for that. No, congratulations to Gina. Congratulations. Stephanie's on the phone, who lives in Arkansas. Stephanie, thank you for calling the show. What do you want to ask, lunchbox?

Hey, I'm a podcast listener, and I was listening about which item would sell for the most. when you guys were talking about that, and lunchbox said his prom king crown would sell for the most, and he roasted Eddie so hard saying everyone would remember that he was prom king and no one would remember the shoes. But I'm 31, and I cannot for the last of me to remember who Prom King was at my high school. So I just wondered if you all know who the Prom King was at your high school. No idea. No chance. Sadly, I do.

Exactly, because Amy and I were a popular crowd. No. Like you guys were... Everybody I talked to says you weren't popular in high school. I was promp king. Bobby was a nerd and this girl on the phone was obviously not cool because she doesn't remember the cool kid that was voted prom king. That's just honest.

Stephanie, were you not cool? Lunchbox. I was Homecoming Queen at my college. Oh. Their college. Dang, she elevated it. At her college. That's a bigger deal.

That's a way bigger deal. More kids? So she's going to brag about that, but she's just... You called her out. It sounds like she's bitter that she lost the prom queen crown. She didn't win it. So she's like, dang it. So then you called her out.

So she went to makeover for college and tried to go for homecoming queen or whatever. Stephanie, go ahead. Finish up, Stephanie. Say whatever you want to say to him. In fairness, I was a late bloomer, but I don't have my homecoming crown anymore because it's not that important to me. So I just think it's funny that lunchbox holds on to that so dearly. You could put it on your resume when you're applying for jobs. I don't think that would matter unless it's a conversation piece.

I don't think anyone's going to go, you were that. So I like to hire you. No, that means you're good with people and people. like you and you're popular and so you have a lot of connections. But the running theory is that maybe you were voted in as like a joke. That's a theory. No, that's a theory. You guys made up to make yourself feel better.

Stephanie, thank you for calling. Hope you have an awesome day. Yeah. Y'all too. All right. All right. This is about the time that Eddie gets scammed because Eddie was standing at the gas station at the pump. A woman drives up frantically goes, can I use your credit card?

I'll give you cash. So she gives you like $40 in cash. you use your credit card and you stick it in the machine and pay for her gas. And she pumps gas. Right. And so Carol, what's your question after you heard that segment? So he was going to either call there or go there to see if that was true that they weren't accepting cash and call his credit card company to see if he was charged anymore. So I just was following up to see what happened there.

Yeah. So I called the place up again, never answered, but I checked my credit card company and nothing. There are no fraudulent charges yet. It's been, what, a week? So, so far, so good. Let's go to our export on getting scammed. Hey, Amy, how long until they pop up on your credit card usually? I think something would have popped up by now, but you should definitely keep checking it.

And also look for a tiny charge. Yes, they do definitely, like, go to Home Depot, buy something for $5. You're right, you're right. What do you buy a single stick of gum? Sometimes they sell them, you know, like $5. Hey, Papaw. Did you go watch the silent film after you buy your stick of gum? Yeah, that was dumb.

Carol, no update. Yeah, but if he gets scanned, we'll be sure to let you know. Because that happened to my husband, actually, and they did like an Apple, like they bought like a $1.99 Apple app or something. And then they charged his credit card like $3,500 purchases. So just be careful because it might happen. Yeah, it's that one little one. And as soon as they go, oh, this works. And then they start buying big stuff as fast as they can before it gets canceled.

So that little one's just a test. Yes. Because that's not going to set off an alarm. And so once they know it works, they start to buy as many big things as fast as possible because an alarm will go off, but they want to make sure they can get it while they can get it. I'll be watching. But an Apple app, that's good. Like they try to do like everyday, like simple things, nothing to be a red flag.

Just stick a gum. That's what I'm saying. A single chew. Yeah, single chew. You have a single chew and you put it back. All right, Carol, thank you. Have a great day. Okay, so a belated birthday present for lunchbox coming up.

This is a couple segments. This got your name. Man, I love it. I love belated birthday presents. So a birthday present for Lunchbox. I think this is a very wholesome, heartwarming segment that... It's the content you came for, let's be honest. And we'll do that next. Lunchbox just had a birthday for your birthday.

I sent you and your buddies to lunch. Yeah. Thank you. Amy, what did you get him? I got him a massage. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you like to get naked, too. Yeah, he likes that, and he said, when I asked him, what do you want?

He was like, I'll nap. And so I figured he can sleep while he gets a massage. Do you get naked immediately? Immediately. Like, hey, if you want to take your... Gone. He's at the front desk. He's like, sir, sign up.

Oh, sir, sorry. I tried to make sure he was booked with a mail masseuse, but... That'd be funny. Yeah, they said they couldn't guarantee that. Do you do mails? No. I went, uh-uh. Abby, do you want to bring in his gift?

Oh, great. Abby, our phone screener got lunchbox for gift. Abby's super sweet. About time, because I told it a day. I was like, where's my gift? You said that, do you know? Yeah. Lunchbox just had a birthday.

Abby said, do you mind? It's going to be a joke. What? Abby didn't give me something real. Here it is. Here's the bag. Wow. Nice bag, green, yellow.

Cake on it looks like, yellow. All right, lunchbox, what do you got in there? Open it out, buddy. Blue paper. He's scared. He's hesitant. And he's mumbling. Yeah, it's like, what is this called?

Tissue paper? Yes. That's what he's in most gift bags. It's very common. Okay, keep going. Nothing's going to bite you. Keep going. He thinks there's a snake in there.

Oh, cool. She got me a book. Breaking into acting for dummies. Breaking into acting for dummies. No, no, no, hold on. Why don't you guys tell her how rude she is? Tell her how rude she is. She did that to be funny because you got her singing for dummies.

I got it to be funny too, but you guys thought it was a jerk move. Yours is not funny because you always tell her she's not a good singer. I'm already going to, well, she's not. I'm already going to Hollywood. I don't need this. Don't you have to audition? You have to audition. You have to audition.

Oh, I didn't know that. We told you that. I thought I got it. Look back. The book. Get that book. You might need it. Hey, scuba, so I guess we're not telling him this week.

We have to do it next week. Yes. Yeah, the person I only talk to is on vacation this week, so I can't give him the answer. Okay, so next week we'll tell you about your audition. What did he say? I was getting my book. He said, our contact for your possible, no, your audition and your possible role, we won't know more about it until next week.

Oh, my goodness, man. But Abby, thank you for the gift. Let's fuck, you should read that. Open it up. Just open it up. Give us a little passage from breaking into acting for dummies. The commercial headshot. Commercial headshots especially need to emphasize an actor's smile,

showing your teeth because you may have to audition for a toothpaste commercial one day, and the upbeat, cheerful side of your personality. In the world of old commercials, people are bubbling over with enthusiasm all the time. Do you have headshots? You need headshots. Yeah, I got some. Why are you saying it weird? Do you have headshots that the company, this company doesn't own?

Uh-oh. Yeah. Where are they? They're in my house. Who talked to them? But why do you not have them digital? Why are they at your house? Are they on paper?

What year? No, they were last year. At the beach. I know. You took head shots at the beach. Who took them? Awesome photographer, lady. You hired a photographer to take headshots at the beach.

Yeah. Why don't you have them digital? We do. I got a link. But it's at the house. This is full of. No. I am telling you, we did it at the beach last 4th of July.

So a year ago, a little over a year ago, and did headshots at the beach. But the link is at your house? Well, my wife knows where it is. I don't know where it is. It's in her email. At the house. At the house.

So y'all hired a photographer likely for family photos and then you had her pull your side to take some into the beach. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, why we're here? Can we do some headshots? At the beach. At the beach. Would you please bring them in next week? Yes.

Your favorite headshot, if you were going to pass out to producers in Hollywood. All right. Please bring it next week. Yeah, I'll get on that. Okay. Thank you. Yeah, not bad. So you already knew.

You didn't need the bus. Not bad. I don't know if it's bad. I haven't seen it. So you guys didn't think I was prepared. You were going to be like, oh, you need headshots. No, we were going to go. Hey, guess what?

Businessman on top of things, man. You know what I'm saying? Wow. Businessman making a business deal trying to get that money. If the headshots aren't very good. Because we know kind of what they're looking for for an actual headshot. Yeah. Will you go to like glamour shots in the mall and take them there?

Please. If we get it paid for it, please. And you have I need to. Yeah. Because I'm hearing you need glamour shots. You need like a leather coat or something. Something. Something on. Let's go to Elizabeth and Virginia.

Jenia real quick. Elizabeth, you're on the Bobby Bone Show. Thank you for calling. What's going on? Hey, y'all. Good morning. Bobby, I just wanted to check on you because I know a few weeks ago, maybe a month ago, you had jaw surgery. I'm a stay-at-home mom, so I can't listen to the radio in the car that often, but I listened to the morning before you had it, and I hadn't heard any update. So obviously you're okay. I just wanted to check on you. No, I died. I died in surgery, and we recorded a whole bunch of shows, and so we were just not saying that I died yet because we want to be. get these out so advertisers get their commercials on, right? Yeah. But I had a bone in my top right part of my gums on the side that it broke. And when it broke, it obviously, the bone was broke, so it was very sharp. And it was cutting through my gums. And it just kept cutting it out of my gum. And it was like a shelf on the side of my gums. So I went to a surgeon, Dr. Jeffrey Colbroth,

I looked it up here. It was awesome. And it's not a fun experience to have to go into an actual surgeon. wasn't a dentist. I wanted him to my dentist and he's like, I don't, I don't do this. This is like, you broke a bone. But I wanted the surgeon and if you go to the right person, like when it comes to dentistry, it's not so bad anymore. And so it's amazing. And here I am, never felt better. My gums never looked better. Sometimes I walk down the street and some later go, ooh, nice gums. And I'm like, I'm married, but thank you. But it was, it was an excellent experience for a not excellent situation. Well, that's awesome. I'm glad to hear that you're healing up because I know like I said I caught this segment the morning before you went in and you were

really worried about it of course because talking is literally your entire life so I'm glad that you're doing okay thank you for checking in on me nobody on this show cared so thank you we really didn't ask nobody even one single person asked yeah I just sat at home alone Elizabeth thank you have a great day absolutely bye dr. Jeffrey L. Culberth which by the way not only to not get it for free they came in and go your insurance don't cover it I'm like what so I got to pay like full which I never do because usually insurance rocks so maybe I get a rebate

I'm mailing Bobby Bones show This story comes to us from Rapid City South Dakota A man had just been released from jail Went to a car dealership and applied for a job And he said, ah no no employment here So he took out an axe and started smashing cars

And he caused over $100,000 in damage Back to jail Yeah, back to jail But probably a good idea not to hire them Yeah, I'm probably That's probably a good idea Not to hire them All right

I'm lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day It's Thursday It's Thursday That's why we do throwback Thursday Only for that reason Yeah A bit bone show Throwback Thursday

Throwback Thursday There's no other reason It's Thursday Except it goes with throw Here we go 1963 Today in that year Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash

peaked at number 17 on the pop singles chart. Peaked. It was number one country song, but it peaked at 17 on the pop chart, and here it is. And it burns, burns, burns. The ring of fire. The ring of fire.

Today in 1971, Charlie Pride, recorded Kiss an Angel, Good Morning. Speaking of number one song, today in 81, Alabama was it number one with Feel So Right. No, no, I sing that one very often Of all the Alabama songs I know, I don't know that that one Makes a list of one that I know That one, 1995 Alan Jackson, number one with I don't even know your name

I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name I forgot about that one. Well, I was 15 when this song came out. I was one when that Alabama song came out. That makes sense. Maybe that's why. Today in 1996, Leanne Rhymes, Blue hit number one of the country album charts.

I mean, she was a kid. She was like 15 or 16. Maybe you're younger than that. 12? Maybe I'm thinking of me, but she may even 12 or 13. She was young. Today in 2001, Leanne Womack won $125,000 on who wants to be a millionaire. The money was donated to Independent School District, but she must have done pretty good on that show. That's fun.

2011, Jake Owen hit number one with Barefoot Blue Gene Night. Jam, and finally on this day, throwback Thursday, 2012, Eli Young Band earned a number one with Even If It Breaks Your Heart. That song's still a jam, huh? Oh, so good. That's a good one. Well, that's your throwback Thursday for today. Bobby Bones show.

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