The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full) Bobby Feud: Top 10 Car-guments + The Best Songs to Put You To Sleep + Throwback Thursday: Artist Who Got Busted with a Gun at the Airport

Episode Date: July 14, 2022

Inside of the Bobby Feud, can you name the Top 10 Things Americans argue about in the car? Bobby shares the best songs to listen to if you need to fall asleep. Bobby shares big events that all happene...d on this day in country music.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:02 That's AMU. APUS dot EDU slash military Here we go, welcome to Thursday show Morning Studio. Morning! On the phone right now, bright and early is Liberty in North Carolina Liberty, good morning, how are you?
Starting point is 00:02:32 Good morning, I'm great, I hope you are. Good morning, everyone. All right, good, good, good day. Now I'm trapped. She said it back and I gotta say it back. What do you want to know? Liberty. I have tickets to Garth Brooks and Charlotte on Saturday night, and I wanted to ask Amy at my age what would be appropriate to wear to that concert. I'm 45. Amy, what do you say to her?
Starting point is 00:02:54 At 45 years old, what's appropriate to wear to a Garth Brooks show? Oh, I think it's totally fine if you have a Garth shirt or just some fun shirt, jeans, boots, a cowgirl hat, maybe like a little bandana around your neck. Like, I would get into it. It, you have 40, I'm, you know. I'm a lot. I'm 41, that's probably what I would do, maybe even like a skirt with boots or something. Liberty, we're thinking about wearing like a crop top or something? Like, I'm just curious, were you going like an age thing? Can you wear? I don't know. What were you thinking about wearing? Yeah, I've done some boots, the cowboy boots.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Yes. So I didn't know if that was appropriate for me at my age to wear. Yeah, you got to stop at the age thing too. I think let's not assign to I'm this old. I should wear this. Have you ever seen me, Liberty? Most of the time I still look like I'm 12. And you know what? I'm fine with it. And people like, hey, grow up with your clothes. I'm like, I do when the times need to be. If I'm doing something professional or I have to be on camera for something, sure. Otherwise, I'm in sweats and a hoodie.
Starting point is 00:03:53 And I walk by and people are like, hey, man, how old are you 14? I turn around and they're like, oh. So just be you. That's the first thing. You know, what's comfortable? What makes you feel the best? Morgan, what do you say to her? Yeah, I say rock the sundress.
Starting point is 00:04:04 If it makes you feel confident, it makes you feel good and you're going to have a good time in it, then wear it. Don't care what anybody else thinks about it. And also, if you want to wear a garth, sure. to a Garth concert, go for it. I know Lunchbox doesn't like it when you wear the shirt of the artist at the show, but we've had many artists in to go, it's a compliment. I'll tell you what, if I'm doing a show and someone has like a stand-up tour that I'm on
Starting point is 00:04:24 and where I'm even the last tour, or if the raging idiots are playing and they're wearing an idiot. We're like, that's awesome. I love that. Thank you for like showing super support. You want to say, I'm a loser. Wear the shirt of the artist you're going to see. That's when you know you're a loser. So Liberty, whatever you're thinking, you can wear it.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Now, if you were going to wear one of those, you know, like some of the artists wear it to the award shows, it's like pasties just over the nipples. Oh, wow. Like that, I would go, no, but that's not an age thing. That's too much. That's just too much. In general. Otherwise, you're all good. Liberty, go, wear what you want to be comfortable and get ready to sing your face off because that is an amazing show.
Starting point is 00:04:57 I am excited. Thank you all for your advice. Yeah, of course. That's, I wonder, hey, Liberty, if you're still there, do people ever come up to you and go, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. Absolutely all to come When I saw our name I thought about that commercial I don't even know what that commercial's for
Starting point is 00:05:12 What's Liberty? Inurance For Liberty Mutual Liberty Mutual Insurance See? I just know the song That's how good the song is
Starting point is 00:05:19 All right Liberty Have a great day Thank you Thank you Let's open up the mailbag You send an email And we read it all the air It's something we call
Starting point is 00:05:30 Bobby's mailbag Yeah Hello Bobby Bones I was hoping y'all could offer some advice on a situation. My 14-year-old sister-in-law recently posted my son and nephew on her Instagram story. It was in one of those, add yours tags with the caption, favorite one and five-year-old. I was honestly very bothered by the entire thing. Anyone can see that her profile is not private.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Mine is. I felt it was inappropriate to not have asked if she could have posted pictures of my son. I mentioned it to my husband. He didn't seem to care, so it's obvious to me. It's just not something he wants to talk to her about. Any advice, or am I just out of luck on this one? Signed, bothered sister-in-law. Yeah, they're your kids. If you don't want them online, then they don't go online. And I think probably next time you have a conversation with anybody that's taking pictures and going,
Starting point is 00:06:24 hey, I don't put my kids online. At least not their faces. So if you guys could be aware. Because generally, you can just take pictures and post them. You know, it's rare that there's somebody who doesn't want their picture to be posted or is against their picture being posted. But I have friends who don't post their kids. Eddie doesn't.
Starting point is 00:06:39 But Eddie's, again, a public person. I think it's more about that. I think if you're just a private person, you probably wouldn't care as much. Probably. But your kids, your rules. So you have every right to be bothered by that. They should have asked you.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Or if they didn't, you should have said something like, hey, we don't post our kids online. And then if she did it after that, even a month later, that's completely on her. Right. What do you think about that, Eddie? Yeah, I've had to have these conversations with my siblings. Like they take pictures of my kids.
Starting point is 00:07:05 And one time one of them posted and I said, hey, you don't do that because I don't do that. And I don't want my kids on social media. And it's just, it's our preference. So please respect that. And once I told them that, they never did it again. So it's as easy as a conversation. I think that your niece or nephew or whatever should understand and it should be fine and won't do it again. But you got to have that conversation.
Starting point is 00:07:25 And I don't think just being private means you don't put your kids online. Yeah. Because you could be private and put your kids online. as I make a screenshot. I don't put it on that. So there's some nuance to it. I think you just have to communicate that you don't want your kids' faces online. So Andy in Brooklyn, Andy Roddick, his wife, Brooklyn, they don't put their kids online. You know, it's a choice they made. They do, if they do it, they get like a emoji over their face and you see the kid's body. I've adopted that technique. I like that. Yes. So you need to be communicating more not to post the kids online. So there you go.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Amy, anything you want to add to this? No, I totally agree. But you're not doomed. Like you just need to have the conversation. Just because your husband doesn't feel the need to talk about it, doesn't mean you can't. It's only on Instagram story, so it's not there anymore. So now that it's off, be like, hey, you don't matter to say anything now. Just the next time you're taking pictures, be like, hey, we're not putting our kids on the internet. Yeah. So easy as that. Don't feel bad about it. You're in the right. Your kids, you're chili. That's right. Something like that. Your chili, your stew. Spoon. Kids eat chili and spoon. I don't know. All right, that's the mail bag. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:08:33 it on your air. Now it's about to close Bobby's Melty. Yeah. So Brad Pitt says he has this thing where he cannot recognize somebody's face. He has face blindness. And so imagine that. You wouldn't recognize the people's faces that you know or people that you met a few times or people that you're related to. So it's called pro-sopagnosia. It's a neurological disorder, also known as face blindness. Brad Pitt 58 said in a recent interest. you at GQ, he thinks he has it. And the actor, he worries that because he has it, that people thinks he just doesn't remember them. I mean, this, you can't prove I have it. I'm not saying I have it. I can't remember anybody. That's what I thought immediately. This is an excuse. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:16 I can't remember anybody's name. And I'm like, oh, it's his name. Oh, no, no, no. And I'll be like, no, I got pro some knock nausea. That's it. Me too. This is a great. We all got it. No, man, I got face blindness. Your voice, it sounds very familiar to me. And I feel like we've had a moment together. But I have this disease. So what's your name again? Yeah, I'm Eddie. Oh, yeah. I remember you now. Is it? Because you can't prove it. Yeah, prove I can recognize your face. Go ahead. Prove it. But how close are these people? This is like a cousin, right? Ants and uncles. Like, you can't. Because if he has this, you can't recognize anyone. But you could know their smell or their voice. And you're not going to know someone's voice if you've met them twice.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Okay. Right. And where I struggle is, or at times this is the worst I'll be at dinner Caitlin I'll be at dinner somebody come up at the table or forward
Starting point is 00:10:09 and they'll come up and go do you remember me that's the worst question I don't ask people that I don't like to be asked that
Starting point is 00:10:17 so now my new go-to when someone says do you remember me I just do this I just stare at them oh just don't say anything don't say anything I just stare
Starting point is 00:10:24 because they'll just start talking again and they'll go well here's where it is because you're probably not going to be right because there must be some gap in time. And they're like, do you remember me? It's been a long, one, this one girl came up to us already in a Mexican restaurant. She was like, do you remember me? She was like, 19. And I'm like, I don't know. So I'm just like looking. I don't move.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Staring. And she goes, yeah, my dad, he was older than you in high school. And I'm like, what did I see when you were six? How am I going to remember you? Or someone will go, do you remember me? And I'm like, I used to go, no, no, no, not at all. And they're like, oh, man, it's all right. I sat third wrote one of your shows once in Madison. Massachusetts and you called on me in the crowd. I don't know. I got face blindness. Yeah, that's tough, man. That, do you remember me stuff? That's hard to do. So now, also, when I meet people, the move is never say nice to meet you.
Starting point is 00:11:15 You always say, hey, it's good to see you. See you. Don't say good to see you again. Hey, it's good to see you. Oh, okay, not again. I make the mistake of saying again. Then sometimes I go, whoa, whoa, you see in the face like, man. That's almost like nice to meet you because if you've never met them and you're like,
Starting point is 00:11:28 hey, good to see you again. But we've never met. So do you have this Brad Pitt? disorder? Yeah, I sure do. Which one are you? Are you lunchbox ready? Oh, I'm Eddie. I'm out of here. Okay. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's 32nd Skinny.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Maddie and Tay announced their new album Through the Madness, Volume 2. It will be released on September 23rd. Kelsey Ballerini announced a new album called Subject to Change. She will be releasing it on September 23rd. John Party is excited to bring Lainey Wilson and Haley Witters out on his Ain't Always the Cowboy Tour.
Starting point is 00:12:02 got history together hanging out. And when I first came up with calling the tour, they ain't always a cowboy saying, you know, wanting to bring two female acts, I never thought of anybody else. I said, I want to get Lainey and I want to get Haley. It's going to be a good night of entertainment. I'm Morgan.
Starting point is 00:12:18 That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Simon Jenkins and Peyton Wynn were just 11 when they met in fifth grade. And they've been together ever since. Dang. They're a boyfriend and girlfriend in fifth grade.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Wow. They're still together. Peyton said she knew there was something special about Simon when they met. Quote, we went to our first homecoming. Simon decided to use all this information and proposed in the classroom where they met in fifth grade. That's pretty cool. I wonder, though, how you get her there without her knowing. We're going to go hang out in the fifth grade classroom we met.
Starting point is 00:12:54 You probably know that. I like that, though. But they went to Johnson Elementary School in Pinson, Alabama. and their teacher, Patty Haythorne, was invited, and they got it together because his mom is an event planner. While they were on the way to celebrate their 10th anniversary, he said, hey, I got to swing by the school. Like to do what?
Starting point is 00:13:14 She didn't think anything about it until she walked into a decked-out classroom and it said, marry me let up. So it's still awesome. She probably had an idea. But it's awesome. I love that. It's so cool they met in fifth grade and they're still together. They will tie the knot next year.
Starting point is 00:13:27 I like that. I like the engaging and the engagement in a place that means something. You know, and it's hard to trick people to, if they're kind of expecting the engagement, I had to use my inability to see to get Caitlin down to our old barn because I was like, we've got to pick out paint, we've got to do it by the end of the night, and I can't tell the difference in these colors. And we were going to a nice dinner, and so we were going to meet some friends so she was getting dressed up. It wasn't. I was going to propose.
Starting point is 00:13:55 But I was like, I can't tell the difference in this blue and this black. And if you don't come down, who knows what color? She was like, okay, fine, fine. So she's in heels. She's in hills, and she's walking down, and she opens up the barn, and it was, bam. And she was like, what? Yeah. So I used that.
Starting point is 00:14:09 I can't see. I need help. Yeah, she was surprised. But I love that. I love that they get to go back to that classroom and they got engaged. So good luck to you guys. That's good news. That's what it's all about.
Starting point is 00:14:20 That was Tell Me Something Good. Eddie is the reigning champ. It's Elder versus Millennial. These are questions for the older. and the younger. Eddie, you're how old? 43 years old. Morgan, you're how old? 28 years old.
Starting point is 00:14:32 So it's the oldest and the youngest. Which, by the way, people are going, hey, there's this show on TV that stole this game. No comment. Yeah. We've been doing this game for 10 years. For a long time. And you've been the host.
Starting point is 00:14:47 No comment. The whole time. All right, let's go. So, let's play the game. All right, buzz in with your name. In the elder category, for the older folks. What group? Had number one songs in the 90s, such as Into the Road.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Eddie. Eddie. Boys to Men. That is correct. Woo! The other songs would have been, It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday. And I'll make love to you. Excuse me?
Starting point is 00:15:18 The song. Oh, got it. In the millennial category, a question that Morgan should be the strongest. If someone acts shady or suspicious, a millennial would use what three? Eddie. Eddie. Suss. Correct. Let's go! Eddie takes a big lead. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:15:36 What the fuck. My kids say that all the time. I kids are like, oh, that's so suss. Next up. Eddie's been paying attention. Elder question. What soft, sculpted dolls that were hugely popular in the 80s were originally called the little people. Eddie.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Eddie. Cabbage Patch Kids. That is correct. I'm not even here. Is Morgan playing? Listen, that also happened 13 years before I was born, okay? Wow. Millennial question.
Starting point is 00:16:11 What Disney show was about a psychic high school girl who can... Morgan. That's so Raven. Correct. What? That's a what? Raven Simone. A psychic high school girl who could see the future.
Starting point is 00:16:25 All right. She's on the board. She is on the board. Morgan, you gotta have this. I know. Okay. In the elder category, in the movie Top Gun, from 1986. Let's go. Have you ever seen the original
Starting point is 00:16:39 Morgan? Yes, I have. What actor played the character Iceman. Eddie. Eddie. Val Kilmer. Correct. There he is. He ran. I was waiting for you to say that for I. It was going to say, Maverick. Let's go. Eddie, here's a couple of millennial questions that didn't get to. Come on, Boone. Emo Girl is a song by what pop punk artist? Here is a clip.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Dashboard. No, that wouldn't be a millennial. That's like you as a young person. Morgan? Machine Gun Kelly. That's correct. That's him? I've never heard him. I've seen him. I know what he looks like. Pink hair. Megan Fox. Only pink hair recently. He's got like a whole documentary on. Yeah. Yeah, but Machine Gun Kelly came out as a rapper. And now a lot of people only know him as a like a punk artist. He rap first? Now he does this? Interesting. I mean, we'll beef with them and them for a while. In the sitcom Big Bang Theory,
Starting point is 00:17:36 Bazinga was which character's catchphrase. Here's the clip. Bazinga. Morgan, do you know that one? Yeah, I do. What was that? Sheldon. That's Sheldon, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Oh, the main guy. Eddie, you're the winner. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Elder versus Millennial. The elder wins again. Come on, buddy. Representing all elders in the land. What do you want to say to all the people have to listen?
Starting point is 00:17:55 Look, man, all elders, just walk the earth and don't care what these millennials tell you. Don't say, oh, these millennials are like, oh, any joke that we say, oh, oh, Oh, dad joke. No, no, no, no. It's just a joke because we are cooler than them. So you stick to your guns, elders, we rock. Yeah, even if you want to be suss.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Yeah, right? You have the freedom to be suss. Hey, Morgan's performance? That was suss. Well, it wasn't suspicious. Okay, you don't have to use that. Dang it. All right, dang it.
Starting point is 00:18:18 We're going to leave off that. Around the room, do you think you should tip on a to-go order? A simple yes or no. And talk with your heart, not what you think makes you look good. Got it. I'm only looking at you, Eddie, when I say that, because I feel like everybody else is going to talk with her. Yes. I mean, I know what the answer is, and it may make me look bad.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Okay. Lunchbox, should you tip on it to go order? No. Eddie. No. Amy? Yes. Yeah, and I say yes, too.
Starting point is 00:18:46 It doesn't have to be as much, but I say yes as well. Okay. But you don't have to. Agree. Right, right, right. So we have this. We talked about it many times and debated. But here's Lunchbox, because you decided to call some restaurants.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Yeah, I want to call restaurants and talk to the Decove person and see what they thought. Like, what is the wrong. rule when it comes to tipping on to-go orders. All right. The first one is a nice steakhouse. Here we go. You have a call, The sh-speaking.
Starting point is 00:19:09 How may I assist you? Yes, ma'am. I have a question about to-go orders. So I work for a radio station, and I'm doing research on how much you're supposed to tip if you call in a to-go order. Well, I would say standard practice on that would be anywhere between 10 and 18%. Now, do to-go people get paid better than a server? How does that work?
Starting point is 00:19:30 Absolutely. Okay, so they do make an hourly wage that is not $2. Absolutely. Okay. I can't speak for, you know, other concepts, brands, et cetera. But I can certainly speak for us and say that ours are compensated as if they were a line cook. Okay, a line cook. So, but also the tip is less, too.
Starting point is 00:19:52 She never said 20%. She said 10% up to 18. Why are you guys looking at me like something's weird? I mean, that is crazy. Well, you're going to penalize them because they're making what a cook. makes, it's not like the cooks make a $10 million a year. There's a tip line there. They acknowledge that they're not doing anything extra to get a tip. But she
Starting point is 00:20:07 also said yes. But the answer was yes. Yeah, but who's going to turn down a tip? If you ask me, Bones, ask me. But he called to ask was the point. If anyone asks anyone, hey, do you like tips? Well, yeah, tip me. Whatever you want. Absolutely. Even though I did nothing. But the point of this experiment was for him to call and ask.
Starting point is 00:20:23 And he did. And they're all going to say yes. Here's another one. This is an affordable chain restaurant that lunchbox called. Are we supposed to tip when we order to go? So it's kind of at your discretion. I will admit our to-go people do not get paid like a minimum wage. They do get paid lower. So the tips always go to them and it does help them out.
Starting point is 00:20:42 But you're not required to tip. Right. You're not required. Okay. So what is the standard tip on a to-go order? Are we talking 2%, 5%, 15%? Personally, I always do 20% no matter if it's to-go or if I'm dining in. Wow.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Even though they are just putting it in a bag for you, like they don't bring you. Well, it's not always that. I mean, yeah, we do put, so we have to restock all of our salas. We do the salsa, the creamy jalapeno. We do all of our chips. We do have to make sure the kitchen has all of the sauces, everything like that, and restock everything. So we're not just putting it in a bag for you. I mean, and we do do do curbsides, so we do always run it out to the cars as well if we have time or we have the staff.
Starting point is 00:21:27 All right. Well, have a great day. Thanks, you too. So they don't make minimum wage I didn't know that That's a little different It's just kind of like a who knows So I love that lunchbox
Starting point is 00:21:37 I live with a 2% tip Just threw that out there It's like throwing a nickel at them But both said yes You should tip on a to go order It's shocking It is shocking Well I mean it's not shocking
Starting point is 00:21:48 Because you call someone And my survey did not go the way I wanted it to go I was doing it to prove a point And my point was like Ah dang it So I think your Eddie is right though You call someone saying
Starting point is 00:22:00 hey, are we supposed to tip me? They're going to be like, yeah, you're supposed to tip me. You did that. But in this survey, you lost and you learned. I lost. I lost bad. Bad. So, you don't have to tip 20% or 18%, but it is nice because a lot of them, in this case,
Starting point is 00:22:15 50% of them didn't even make minimum wage and they depend on that. Like, I get it if it's curbside. If they're bringing it out to your car, give them a dollar or two. You love that 2%, don't you? Hey, did you hear stuttering all over the sauces? Oh, we did the salsa? They got to go and move the salsa over there. Yeah, you guys in money.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Did you guys hear the Eddie's story about money? So you got an Uber. Yes. Where were you going? I was coming back from the airport. Okay. And? This is crazy.
Starting point is 00:22:37 So we get in the car. The Uber's like, all right, puts the address in. He says, oh, you live in the Windy Pine neighborhood. I'm just throwing that out. And he says, yes, I do. He goes, all right, he starts driving. And about like two minutes in, I'm like, dude, this guy's going in the wrong direction. I say, hey, that's weird.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Usually I go that way. He goes, oh, no, I don't worry. I know where it is. This GPS, this thing just kind of just does. It has its own mind. So he keeps driving again. Five minutes later, I go, dude, you're still going in the wrong direction. He's like, no, no, no, I know exactly where your neighborhood is.
Starting point is 00:23:06 It's just a different way to get there. 10 minutes later, I'm like, dude, we are getting it outside of Nashville. I'm telling you right now. He's like, you don't live in this area? I said, no, I live on the other side of town. He goes, oh, my bad. There's a neighborhood called the exact same name your neighborhood is. But on the other side of town, I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Dude, it took us an hour to get home. And when we got there, he goes, I'm so sorry. I will write Uber and let them know so they can reimburse you because it was initially going to be a $25 charge. It turned into a $56 charge. And he goes, sometimes Uber doesn't answer. I will send you a check. You know what? He took a picture of my address on my mailbox.
Starting point is 00:23:43 He says, all right, I got your address. I will mail you a check. I promise you, I will reimburse you for your money. Will Eddie get the money? Yes or no. Lunchbox. No chance. The guy's just making you feel good.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Amy, will Eddie ever get this money? No. No. and he has your address to remember in his phone. So he can also, come, maybe get a few things for himself. Hey, I will let you know if that check ever comes. That is shady feeling they took a picture. I know, man.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I didn't know what to do. I mean, that was... I'm like, don't worry about it, bro. I did. I said that. It's fine. He said, no, no, no. He's like, it'll make me feel better.
Starting point is 00:24:13 I will send you a check. Also, can you get your security code on your alarm? Just in case, he needs to get that check into your kitchen, especially when you're not home. Yeah, I don't think you're going to see that way. Hey, I bet I get the check. I'll let you know. You do? I do. I really do.
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Starting point is 00:26:45 All right, this is Betty and Tampa who left us a voicemail last night. Good morning, studio. I got a morning corning for Amy. What sound does a cow make when it? runs out of milk. None. There is utter silence. Thought y'all might enjoy it. Very funny. Yeah, and you know what's funny? I see a message for people going, my boss came in today and told us a few jokes, and I was like, I know them jokes. And he was like, you listen to Bible Bocho? Yeah. So I love that. Thank you very much for that. And thanks for calling our voicemail line. 877-Bobby. The same number you call us is the same number you leave a
Starting point is 00:27:17 voicemail. So thank you. Bobby, explain to people the Derek Jeter gift basket story. Well, what had happened, allegedly, was Derek Jeter, shortstop for the Yankees, a ladies man. And he would date a lot of famous women and also women that weren't famous. The rumor was ladies would go over to Derek Jeter's apartment or condo in New York. They'd have a night of Jeter Bliss. That's a good way of putting it. They'd play with his Jeter.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Oh, gosh. Oh, no. And then, as they would leave the next morning, he often wouldn't be there, but there would be a gift basket with like a signed ball. Memorabilia. Yeah. Like you've been jetered. And so they would get in the limo that he would send her black car with their basket of Jeter stuff. And hilarious.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Probably a bobblehead in there too, huh? Yeah. On Jeter bobblehead night at his house. They usually have that at stadiums. But tonight's Jeter Bobbahead night at my place. Every Tuesday. Yes, that was the rumor. And would you like to address what's been said since?
Starting point is 00:28:33 Well, I wanted you to explain that because Jeter is out setting the record straight if there were never any gift baskets. Yeah, I saw his wife's involved in this too. Well, that's why. That's why I'd say, too. I'd say, heck, I never even seen a basket. I don't know any basket. I've never been used a picnic basket. Hey, what is the basket?
Starting point is 00:28:46 Easter basket. Never heard of it. Yeah, I'd be doing the same thing. All right, Amy, what else? This is just a warning to all parents out there. if your kids have your phone and they're in your bathroom and you're taking a shower, they might end up posting you online because that's exactly what happened to Eric Decker. Yeah, I saw, there was a, on Jesse James Decker's account. It's like, oh, watch out if your kids watching like an Avengers movie or something.
Starting point is 00:29:09 We gave them the phone and next thing, you know, I personally think this was all set up. Really? I mean, they all like to be naked on. How is the picture? I don't, it's good. Everything? Yeah, Eric, good-looking guy. And if I was a good-looking guy, I find fake ways to put me on the internet, too.
Starting point is 00:29:22 And I don't think he's responsible for it. I think this is just kind of a thing they do where it's like, I'm kind of naked, look at me. It got a lot of views, but yes. Do I think it was probably set up? 93% of me thinks it was set up. Yes. How long was it up there and you saw the whole thing?
Starting point is 00:29:38 No, I saw a screenshot and a blurred out thing. So I don't know how long it was up there. I have no idea. Mine, do you know? It must have been quick, and then it was, oh, we didn't mean to do this. That's more. I'm going to post one of Eddie and be like, oops.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Whoa, whoa. No, we're not. Eddie had my phone at the journal. I don't know how that happened. You're not doing that. All, Amy, what else? We were talking about how Brad Pitt can't remember people's faces. And Bobby, you shared that you're bad at remembering people's names.
Starting point is 00:30:04 And I saw that a poll was taken and men struggle with this worse than women. Like, in general, men have a difficult time remembering people that they meet the first time. Well, that's because men are dumb and we suck because we probably have the same capabilities women have. But you're like, hi, I'm Eddie. Hi, and Bobby. I'm not even, we check out. We don't even care enough because we're so focused on football, meat, butts. We know, that's where our, so I don't think there's based on the sex of the person, something that women are stronger at because of their, I think we just don't focus enough on it. So, yes, you guys are more caring and loving and remember things and that's
Starting point is 00:30:42 probably why. That's what I was looking for. More caring. Okay, I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. Juice already. Susan Tower, she lives in Detroit, and she's watching the news and sees this really heart-filled story about a man who's in the hospital and he's about to die unless he gets a kidney transplant. And she says, well, I wonder what type he is. And they say in the story, he's type A.
Starting point is 00:31:10 And she goes, hey, wait a second. I'm type A. So she calls the news station. They get a hold of the hospital and says, can I be a candidate? They do all the tests. And sure enough, she's a candidate. They do the surgery. It's successful.
Starting point is 00:31:21 and now he has a new kidney thanks to her. Yeah, that's crazy that someone would be so moved by a news story. Right. Somebody they've never met and they give him a kidney. So, yeah, it's just about getting that message out there. That's why you see people buy billboards or put it on the back of cars. I've seen bumper stickers. That maybe you just get someone who's having a good day.
Starting point is 00:31:41 And the fact that she knew her type, you know, I don't know my type of kidney, but the fact that she was like, wait a second, I'm type A. That's pretty cool, too. So that's the big chocker of this story, right, that she saw it on the news. The second biggest shocking thing is that somebody still watching the local news. I know, I don't do that. Who in the world watches local news?
Starting point is 00:31:57 Not me. No idea. I don't know who that is anymore, but good for them. Watch clips on the internet. News clips on the internet. And then I'm annoyed after watching five-second commercial, so I'm like, nah, never mind. All right, there you go. That's what it's all about.
Starting point is 00:32:11 That was Tell Me Something Good. On the way in about 10 minutes, the top 10 car arguments that people have, We're going to play that inside the Bobby feud. So what do people fight about the most in the car? Right now, let's go over and get on the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny! Did you hear about the new Elvis Steakhouse?
Starting point is 00:32:36 No, I didn't, pretty mom. It's called Love Meat, Tender. Love meat, tender. Love a good Elvis joke. Yeah, that's pretty good. I like that too. Good one. That was the morning corny.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Love meat tender. Love meat lean. Let's talk to Anna in Tennessee, who is on the phone. Anna, thank you for calling. What's going on this morning? Calling to see if you happen to be doing some meat and greet for your shows coming up in August. Yes, and they will be up on the site. Tickets will end up going on sale tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Tomorrow's Friday, 10 a.m. Central time. And people are driving in from. all over the place and I appreciate that. I got a half motivational, half comedy show with some music and yes, if you get there early enough, they will be on the website and you can get those very easily. And I'm actually upping it. I was nervous last time. I was also sick last time. I'd gotten over an illness. So I was like, man, I don't make sure I don't get anybody sick and we took pictures together, but I'd created a thing where I sit in this chair and they were sitting like, it's like we're sitting in a theater together, but not in the same row. And I was like, I don't want to get anybody sick
Starting point is 00:33:48 because I had a weird cold. But this time I plan to actually make out with everybody in the picture. Oh, cool. Every single person, don't care. It's full tongue. That'd be fun. Yeah, full tongue for me, great.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Yeah, tickets on sale tomorrow at bobbybones.com. Would love for people to come. It's a really fun show, and not a surprise. We'll act like it's a surprise, but Eddie and I, the Raging Idiots, will play a small set inside of this show. Really? I'm surprised.
Starting point is 00:34:12 See, you're acting. That's a good acting. That's a good. So, yeah, bobbybones.com tomorrow at 10 a.m. But the answer is, Yes. According to a survey done by a major car manufacturer or the top ten
Starting point is 00:34:25 car arguments people have. Now a car argument is you're in a car and you're arguing. It happens all the time. Let's go. It's time to play the Bobby feud, everybody. Eddie, you won the coin toss backstage. Okay. Top ten. Ten answers are on the board.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Go ahead. Let's go with the obvious bones. I'll start with driving. Driving. You're going to argue about the way the other person is driving? Okay, so like backseat driving. Yes. So they would call that.
Starting point is 00:34:51 I mean, you're in the car, why wouldn't you? Got it. Show me backseat driving. You knew it was there the whole time. That's the number one answer, backseat driving. Dang it. Oh, I got it, Bones. You're listening to music and you're like,
Starting point is 00:35:04 no, I don't like that song. Please change it. So you argue about the music in the car. Pretty common one. Mm-hmm. The music in the car. That's your number six answer. Six points for you.
Starting point is 00:35:17 This gets tough. Oh, I got it. I got it. Look, is that air condition all the way up? Man, I'm really hot. No, I'm cold. You argue about the temperature of the car. The AC or the heat?
Starting point is 00:35:27 Yep. All right, show me the temperature of the car. That's your number three answer. Eddie, you got three down. There are still seven answers on the board. No, I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. Let's go with taste of food.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Say you're in the car. You're like, oh, I want to stop McDonald's. No, no, I like Burger King. No, I like Sonic. Give me food. Where to go to eat? I mean, he said taste of food. Yeah, because I'm long.
Starting point is 00:35:53 You said taste of food. The world is that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you're like, what? Taste in food. Taste in food. Where do you? Thank you, Amy.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Okay. I lost that one. It's a punt. Go ahead. The taste in or of food. All right, Eddie, you got 10 points on that round. Well, that's not bad. All right, let's go over to Amy, Amy.
Starting point is 00:36:13 We think they're, according to a survey, give me the top car arguments. People have. A car argument. I feel like directions. Or, yeah, not wanting to ask for them or thinking you know where you're going and then you get lost. So your answer is getting lost. Well, yeah. Show me getting lost.
Starting point is 00:36:37 That's your number two answer. Okay. Road rage. Just getting angry. Road rage. Somebody's having road rage. Like, don't have road rage. Yeah, like when my husband tailgates, it makes, or like zooms up next people to be all like.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Hey, you cut me off? I get so annoyed because I'm scared they're going to shoot us. Show me. Tailgating or road rage. That is your number 10 answer. I'm sure he took the lead. What up. You got car arguments.
Starting point is 00:37:16 There are one, two, three, four, five answers on the board. Car arguments. I don't know anything else. Let's see. Like, I guess another, I'm just trying to think of when I'm dealing with my situation. Oh, wow, wow, wow. Wait, I didn't even get a warning. Lunchbox over to you.
Starting point is 00:37:41 What? Yeah. Top 10 car arguments. Five answers on the board. What do you have? On your phone. Get off your phone down. That's good.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Someone's using their phone. The other person doesn't want them using their phone. Someone's on their phone and driving, which is very unsafe. Boom. Show me someone being on their phone. phone. Oh, I'm shocked. Round one down.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Let's go to round two, and then we'll have round three speed round. Eddie, you have ten points. You're down by a couple. What do you have? Top car arguments. I have four kids' bones, and it's always about like, oh, I want my window down. No, window up.
Starting point is 00:38:13 No, you know what I do? I lock it. So let's not argue anymore about the windows up or down. Windows. Yeah. Number seven is whether to have the windows open or close. That's huge. Okay, now I'm in trouble.
Starting point is 00:38:28 That's a big one, though, seven points. Let's just go bones with just kids in general. Like, you know, I don't know. They're loud. They're quiet. I don't know. They're sleeping. They've got to go to the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Show me kids in general. That's a point. That was very generic. Amy, over to you. You're five points down, but there are a lot of points still on the board. Four answers still remaining. A car argument is when people are fighting in the car, but what are they fighting about? Speed.
Starting point is 00:38:53 When my husband thinks he's a race. car driver. So her husband so far, it's all husband. Tailgates, rages, and speeds. Show me. Speeding. That's your number four answer, Amy. You're down by one. You have three answers left on the board. So far you have backseat driving at one,
Starting point is 00:39:13 getting lost at two. The temperature in the car at three, speeding at four, at six, who chooses the music? At seven, whether to have the windows open. And at ten, tailgating a road rage. Three answers left You need one more to take the lead Give me that top car argument
Starting point is 00:39:32 Gosh, Bobby's probably driving too slow We talk about speed Okay, I feel like When there's traffic and you're late You get all worked up And you get snippy Like road rage? No, not road rage, snippy with each other
Starting point is 00:39:50 Bad mood? Traffic. Show me you get into bad mood because of traffic and you go, ugh. No, okay. Okay, okay, okay. Lunchbox, we're over to you. You don't have any points. And, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:03 And there are enough points to win the whole game still. Dang. Wow. Because you have 9, 8, and 5 left. Well, I need to get it with it because I don't have anything. I'm going to say you argue about why you're late.
Starting point is 00:40:15 You made us like, no, you made us late. Like, why are you late? No, you made us late. Show me. What? No, you didn't. You said traffic. Made you, uh, show me.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Wait, uh, yeah. Show me what he said. Wow. What did he say? Number five had nothing to do with traffic. It was just you made us like, getting started late to your destination. Yes.
Starting point is 00:40:40 All right. Five points lunchbox. Okay. Got it. Go ahead. You arguing about who forgot something. No, you forgot the floaty. No, you forgot the floaty.
Starting point is 00:40:49 You were supposed to get that. Sounds very personal. Show me. You forgot. Floody. What? Come on, you argue about Hooper got what? Okay, so there are still
Starting point is 00:41:00 17 points on the board. There are two answers left. The number nine and number eight. Anybody can win. Speed round. When I say your name, you'll have five seconds to answer the question. Last round. Eddie, the question is, top 10 car arguments people have. Two answers on the board.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Eddie, you're up. Go ahead. This doesn't really happen to me, but I'm sure some people you're driving, the guy you're with lights up a cigarette. You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't be smoking in my car. Why not? I like smoking in the car. Do not smoke in the car. Arguing about smoking.
Starting point is 00:41:27 All right. 1987 is here. Show me smoking in the car. Also a terrible Motley Croson. Smoking in the car. All right. Amy. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:41:41 We play a lot of car games, and sometimes my kids argue about which one. Show me. The kids are arguing about games in the car, and you go, oh, yeah, yeah. That's incorrect. Lunchbox, you need them both to win, but you can win.
Starting point is 00:41:54 I'm ready to win. Go ahead. At first I was going to say who's going to drive, but you're already in the car so you can't argue about that. Hey, Bobby, put your seatbelt on. I'm not going to wear my seatbelt.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Oh, it's all about the seatbelt. Again, 1987's here. Is anyone not wearing their seatbelt? Show me seatbelt. No. Sorry, man. I'm sorry. The two answers on the board that we did not use,
Starting point is 00:42:14 someone making too much noise and where to stop. Where to stop. Where to stop. That's a good one. But with 17 points, our winner is, Edith.
Starting point is 00:42:23 There is a lot of arguing in the car in my life. Go! Quiet, guys, I'm driving. I'm driving. Eddie, big winner today. How do you feel? I feel good. Oh, I feel so good. Oh, I've been killing it. This guy here, he doesn't just play games. I win games. Yeah, that's right, it's crazy. I've never seen anything like it before.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Really? Yes, unbelievable. I want to warn our listeners, this could be a dangerous segment. And so, just ahead of time, you could fall asleep while driving when we do this segment because these are the most sleep-inducing popular songs. It's not like a nursery rhyme or side. harp that a scientist is like, these notes will make you fall asleep instantly. It's not that.
Starting point is 00:43:07 It's not Matthew McConaughey. These are songs you know, but these scientists have said because of tempo and scale and all of these little factors, these are the ones that could put you asleep. So beware if you're driving right now. But wouldn't it be wild if like 3,000 cars just fell asleep? That'd be terrible. It'd be terrible. We'd probably hear it from here.
Starting point is 00:43:26 I know. So in the pop world, the number one, sleep inducing song. is from Billy Eilish, and it's called I Love You. You know, what's interesting is music or even television shows, it's tough for me to have anything on that I haven't experienced or heard a lot, because then I'm listening for new things. It's why I would watch like King of Queens or the Honeymooners or the Office when I would go to sleep with the TV on because I knew every single episode.
Starting point is 00:44:05 But even with music, if it's new, I'm like, ooh, That's pretty good lyric. I'm like thinking about what's in this. Then I start dreaming about it. So that's the pop song. In the hip-hop world, post-Malone Sunflower. Here you go. Is that from Spider-Man?
Starting point is 00:44:25 Yes. The cartoon? No, the movie. Yeah, but the cartoon movie. Yeah. Oh, is it? Miles Morales? Yeah, it's cartoon.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Okay, yeah. In Rock. Elton John, your song. And you can tell everybody, this is your song. and may be quite simple It's a good one and fun fact Elton John kissed me on the mouth once I tell that story occasionally
Starting point is 00:44:51 I won't right now but one day if you just have an urge and you want to hear the story just call the show and be like hey you got a second tell me the story about how Elton John kissed you on the mouth when you said that everyone just woke up like
Starting point is 00:45:04 like grab my head and kiss me right on the mouth what a great day in electronic music music, the chain smokers, the one. I didn't know it's possible they do a song that I wasn't completely annoyed by immediately. I kind of like that one. I don't even know what it is.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Like, I like that one in Boulder. Which one's that one? Singing out in Boulder. Oh, yeah. What's that one? Closer, yeah. Did they say Boulder? Yeah, Boulder and colder.
Starting point is 00:45:36 It's a tough rhyme. As someone who does hickory dickery-dickory-dok rhymes as well in our music, we can appreciate that. In Country, Little Big Town Girl Crush. Girl crush Hate to admit This would be me sleeping though This song All right
Starting point is 00:45:53 I'm gonna lay down here All right I feel pretty good I'm pretty confident That I'm gonna fall asleep All right All right I'm lay my head down
Starting point is 00:46:00 I start singing along It gets louder I start fia And then I give you one more In the classical world And Eddie you like classical music I love classical music Sorry you claim to like classical music
Starting point is 00:46:12 I love it my favorite This is from Don't play it yet Ray please because I'm going to see if Eddie will know this song. Come on. From Leo de Libis. Ooh, I've never heard of him. It's called Sylvia Ulanif de Diane.
Starting point is 00:46:26 So it's a very popular song. So give me a little bit of what it is. No, no, no, no. Come on, give me a little bit here. I mean, I'm assuming it would be like, da-da- dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Sleep? You think it's big like that?
Starting point is 00:46:37 I mean, then it goes down again. Oh, okay. Something like that. Violence. There you go. This sounds like Bugs Bunny is about to walk in a hole. And he doesn't know it. And Elmore Fudd's behind him.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Yes, and Elmore Fudd's covered it with a leaf and he's like, oh. That's what that sounds like right there. You're back. I'm going to get that webbit. I told you. No, it doesn't do what you said. Oh, that's exactly what I said. So what I was doing with myself a few years ago is I was trying to find the right music to fall asleep to
Starting point is 00:47:09 and I was doing a science experiment with myself a bit Pavilion. Because Pavlov's dog, what would happen is he put the dog in a box. By the way, cruel experiment. he would ring a bell and feed the dog. He'd ring a bell and feed the dog. He'd ring a bell and feed the dog. Then he'd ring the bell and the dog had heard the bell and associated it with eating.
Starting point is 00:47:28 The dog's mouth would start watering and he'd be like, well, I don't have anything. So that is training the dog by sound. So what I started to do every night is I would go to sleep and I would listen to the cold play album, a rush of blood to the head, which is a fantastic record. And I would listen to, like this song, Clocks right here. And I'm not exaggerating if any of these songs come on
Starting point is 00:47:51 that I are on this album that I would listen to, I don't fall asleep. But you get sleepy. But I go, man, I feel like I should be going to bed right now. Wow. Because I did it every night for like four months. So I'll be at a grocery store and I'm buying ice cream sandwiches and I hear this over the top.
Starting point is 00:48:08 And it can be like 4 p.m. And I'm like, man, I kind of feel like I should lay down or something. That's so interesting. Not a joke. Wild how I have trained myself. Again, a very Pavlov's dog type thing to feel. like, well, it's time to go to sleep. Yeah, I feel like that's the same thing with people that smoke.
Starting point is 00:48:25 Like, they just smoke when they do certain things. So when they quit and they're like, oh, wait, wait, wait, I'm driving. That's when I usually smoke. They're like, gosh, I really want a cigarette again. Same thing, right? It's just habit, habit, habit, habit. I'm trying to, because I have a teeth grinding problem over the past, I don't know where, four or five months.
Starting point is 00:48:41 I'll catch myself grinding. Like, I can't even open my jaws all the way sometimes because I've been grinding so hard. My muscles are so tense. And now, anytime I'm grinding my teeth, I try to, grind, for lack of a better description, like grind my core. I hold my core tight. My wife told me this. She's like, just hold your core tight every time you grind your teeth.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Like your stomach? Yeah, because maybe there's something in your body that just needs to hold tension. And so, sometimes now, because I've kind of got grind teeth and I'll just feel myself like doing sit-ups. And I'm like, well, I guess I was grinding and I noticed it without even like noticing. Weird. So, yeah, I'm ripped now. I got like 42 apps. That's crazy. It's crazy. You should be the shirt off.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Well, that's good then. All right, let's play Parma Lee. Take My Name, Bobby Bone Show. Hey, tomorrow, 10 a.m. Central, tickets to my comedically inspirational shows. We'll go on sale for August. They'll be at bobbybones.com. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.
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Starting point is 00:52:32 Stories. Well, this might freak you out a little bit. McDonald's customer collapsed and thought she was going to die after she picked up a dollar bill that she believes was laced the drugs. Uh-oh. That's like one of those stories you hear. Like, don't back in the way day, it was don't put your finger. into a payphone, that little flippy thing, because there was a needle, and that needle had AIDS on it.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Right. And I don't think it ever happened. But we believed it. Well, at least I did. I believed it. But I don't know how true this is, but I can read you the story. Renee Parsons said she felt a burning sensation,
Starting point is 00:53:04 and her whole body went numb, and her husband Justin also felt symptoms where she had clutched his arm. So she touched the money and touched his arm. Weird. So it absolutely could be that. Her terrifying ordeal began while she was driving with her husband and two kids,
Starting point is 00:53:19 and they went to McDonald's, and they stopped. There was a $1 bill on the floor, so obviously she grabbed it, and then she collapsed. So that's what we know. That's what she thinks we don't know anything else yet. Who wouldn't grab a dollar bill? That's the problem. It depends.
Starting point is 00:53:34 It's in a bathroom. How wet is it? If it's sopping wet, you won't touch it? I don't think sopping wet. Oh, man, I would touch it. If it's sop and wet, not in a bath. Because I think it might be soft and wet with P. I don't touch a P. Dollar.
Starting point is 00:53:46 There's two kinds of dollars I want to touch. P. Dollars, poop dollars. That's it. Otherwise, I'm all good. That story's from the sun, and that is a scary situation. Well, in comparison to non-gamerers, this new study finds that video game players display superior motor decision-making skills. If you play video games, you actually are quicker at making better decisions. There are key regions of the brain that's affected if you play video games,
Starting point is 00:54:10 and they're both faster and more accurate to people with their responses. Some studies have shown an improved vision for some. Really? Let me check mine. Nope, still sucks Still bad Video games were shown to build a
Starting point is 00:54:22 stronger capacity for visual processing That is from Georgia State News That's the I kid about video games I don't play a lot I don't consider myself a gamer I play two games
Starting point is 00:54:33 And they're both sports games Which makes me a macho gamer You know Of course Sports Manley's yeah Rough football Yeah you know
Starting point is 00:54:39 But If I'm stressed The crap out I can go and play Madden Or NBA 2K Depending on what it is and I, 25% of it's gone. Just because I'm thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:54:52 It's just a way for me to get my mind. Everybody has their thing. That's it for me. And that's that. I don't need to go play eight hours. I would like to sometimes, but I only want to play my friends. But yeah,
Starting point is 00:55:01 it's a, I think it's a big game changer for me, video games. Yeah, everyone needs a stress reliever. Send this clip to my wife. You've already told her this. Yeah, I just needed to keep on. Bob Dylan has banned smartphones from his upcoming shows
Starting point is 00:55:15 after announcing his first UK tour in over five years. He's 81. He revealed that fans will be forced to lock their devices into specially provided pouches in order to fully enjoy his rough and rowdy way show without distraction. Phones do remain in the possession of the owner, but they can't be accessed.
Starting point is 00:55:31 Kind of like an ink tag type thing. It's a magnet, and you can't get it un-magnetized until after. That's from the Daily Mail. At the end, they go through an unlock it at a station. They did this at Chris Rock show with us. We walked in and they were like, you got to put your phones this bag. That was so you don't leak the comedy information.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Yes. I would think this is so people don't put up videos of him singing because it sounds like this. Oh, dude, it's terrible. We don't know what song he's singing. I love Bob Dylan, but it's like music trivia when you go. And he's 81. Like, what do you expect? Do you do this at your show?
Starting point is 00:56:01 Well, funny, you should ask. I don't make him put it in pouches, but I say please no phones because we're recording this for a special type thing. And if it's on the internet, companies don't want to use it inside of a special. So you trust the audience, not to use it. Do you ever get online and be like, oh, somebody? They really don't. At the end of the show, I say, hey, you guys, get your phones out. We're going to do some stuff here.
Starting point is 00:56:22 And I walk and act like I'm doing the show again, just so people can take pictures. That's all they want is a moment. But I don't want any jokes online. Yeah. So, yes, I do, but I ask kindly. And then if someone does pull out a phone in the middle of the show, I go up, and I punch them in the nose. Live, it's a great bit. People love it.
Starting point is 00:56:38 By the way, tomorrow, tickets go on sell to my comedically inspirational shows here in Nashville. Two more shows. Then that's it. August 12th and 13th, but tickets tomorrow 10 a.m. Central at Bobby Bones.com. A rock memorabilia dealer and two men are charged with trying to sell stolen handwritten lyrics from the Eagles for one million bucks. So a guy who dealt in a lot of memorabilia from music artists, he had the lyrics from the 1976 album Hotel, California was trying to sell them. but apparently they were stolen and I think they knew they were stolen and it's that'd be pretty cool to have. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:20 You know? These were the actual Hotel California lyrics? It says the album Hotel California. So maybe like another song from there? Yeah, so I don't know that it was exactly this song. Could have been the whole, I don't know, they kept them all together or something. But how come nobody wants to buy the lyrics to Fannie Pack? Actually, somebody said, I'll give you five bucks to keep your own lyrics to Fannie Pack.
Starting point is 00:57:36 But you know what? Those aren't handwritten. Those are probably all over the internet because they're on like Word document. No, I hand wrote them. One night with a quill, a quill in ink. Fifty-one percent of Americans claim they can touch their toes without straining. I almost couldn't read that because that seems high. I am my whole life, I've never been able to touch my toes. Me either. Really? Yeah, not even close. Yeah, I'm so not flexible and different than Eddie, I was an athlete. Hey, I was also. So I stretched, you know. I was also an athlete. Oh, you stop playing sports when you were like eighth grade. But anybody else not able to touch their toes ever? Mike couldn't. I can't. Really? No chance. Man, we suck.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Has 51% of Americans. They can touch it without even straining. Like, I mean, I guess you could probably rip me and I could do it. Like you could shove me down and I'd be like, Yeah, you hear pop, snap. But Morgan, you touched us? Yes. I saw you doing backflips on your Instagram.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Yeah, I can still tumble really well too. Morgan's doing these flips on a mat where she's going hands feet, hands feet. I'm like, dang, dang, dang. And I'm like, oh, no, she's not going to try to do a no hand, no hand. Boom, boom. A whole flip in the air. Crazy. It's like the Olympics.
Starting point is 00:58:40 It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. I don't even know her. So, but can you touch your toes? Yes. Yeah, I could do it right now like in my jeans. Okay, there's no need to brag.
Starting point is 00:58:48 That's from SWNS Digital. But I am completely tight all the time in every part of my body. From my fingernails down to my toenails, it's all one big tight muscle. Brittany Spears calls police to help her after running out of gas on the L.A. freeway. Tuesday night, police got a call about a white Mercedes stuck on the freeway in L.A. When they arrived, they found Britney Spears sitting in a passerby's car. The highway patrol got into the car and they steered it while pushing it completely to safety. The officer said they waited with her until her husband picked her up and she seemed okay.
Starting point is 00:59:24 So here's the question. And lunchbox, I'll come to you for this because you are a resident 911 dialer. Yes. Brittany Spears called 911. Is that a 911 call? Yes, it is. You're in danger on the highway. Like it is a very unsafe situation.
Starting point is 00:59:39 you can't get out of your car because there's cars flying by you need police to come set up a woo-woo-woo-woo, that way people slow down and you can get off the highway. I would say it's a 911 situation but not because of that
Starting point is 00:59:50 because people run out of gas all the time on the highway you try to push the... You know, you try to get the car out of the way, obviously. I don't think it's a woo-woo-woo situation but it could be. It could be, I've seen it, but it's Bernie Spears
Starting point is 01:00:01 and if people see her that's going to create a situation. Good call. I think she's so famous. There's that threshold of famous that could actually cause possibly a disaster in public. So, yes.
Starting point is 01:00:14 But Brittany ran out of gas. How does Brittany run out of gas? Forget? It happens to the best of us, dude. Are you the best? I mean, I've ran out of gas twice in my life. And it's, man, it's a terrible feeling of like, oh, man, my car's breaking down.
Starting point is 01:00:25 Then you look at the gauge, like, nope, that's just me being an idiot. I've never, because of idiocy, run out of gas. I've run out of gas because I'm broke. And I'm like, I got to try to get somewhere or get to a gas station. I always, if I could afford it, I stand that middle line. But when I was broke, I ran out of gas a few times. But you would go and you dig under the seats and you're just looking for, back in the day, back in the day, kids, gas wasn't $5 a gallon.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Yeah, now what are you going to do? Look for quarters? What's it going to get you? Nothing. You're looking for like $20 bill so you can get down the block. Exactly. But it's, you know, you'd find 70 cents and you just go and try to get 70 cents when it was like two bucks a gallon. And that could get you somewhat closer to where you needed to go.
Starting point is 01:01:05 Finally, I did see a funny video where there was, they were pumping gas and the person wasn't looking and they grabbed their nozzle and switched up the no. Hilarious. They filled their car up, but then they had the video. It was a Mercedes too, and he did the old switch route and took the gas pump nozzle from the car next to him. That's crazy. It's like if you got a Mercedes? Yeah, you can't afford gas? Yeah, make sure you can buy gas.
Starting point is 01:01:29 First. Don't forget the dog. Finally, vet owner's urge. sorry, vets urge pet owners to put sunscreen on their animals. I've never heard this before. Sunscreens. I guess I felt hair
Starting point is 01:01:40 was sunscreen enough. Dogs are susceptible to sunburn and hot sunny weather just like humans. I guess my head can get sunburned. I don't think about this. Not often. Yeah. But my head and my neck
Starting point is 01:01:52 with their hair short can get sunburned. But they say, especially in the areas where it's very short-haired, if you put a little cream on it, noses, ears, tips, bellies, and other.
Starting point is 01:02:03 parts of the dog, if they have very short hair, to please put some sunscreen on it. Stanley kind of has short hair, right? He doesn't have like a thick, thick fur. Yeah, here's thing about Stanley, though. He ain't even outside. He's good. He's inside all day. He'll leave the door open, and he's like, I'm good. He hates it. He does have his little pool, though. He does, and we got him a little pool, and he laid all the way down in it, and it's slightly went above his face, and he took in a bunch of water, and then vomited. And it was like, I'm done with his pool. He's out of there. All right. That's news. Thank you. So if you ever in Nashville, you could be going to the grocery store and see a country star.
Starting point is 01:02:38 That's what's cool about living here. It's country stars everywhere you look. And so, Raimundo was at the grocery store. Was it a fancy grocery store? No, no, it wasn't Walmart, but I mean, it was just a normal, you know, everyday spot. So it's just a grocery store? Yeah. It's not like high dollar grocery store.
Starting point is 01:02:51 No! All right, you're in. Yeah, and I'm checking out. And you see a country music star? Correct. And what do you see with your eyes? Well, they're checking out. We're both in the self-checkout.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Okay. And are you beside each other? We're really close. We're 10 feet away from each other. Did they say anything to you? No, because they're facing one way I'm doing the other direction. Why are you guys back to back into self-checkout? It's one of the places that promotes self-checkouts. There's like eight of them.
Starting point is 01:03:13 So he or she's going through. Correct. You don't say anything to them. No, thought it looked like them, but wasn't 100%, but also intimidating situation. All right, so give us the options on who it could be. Jimmy Allen. Jimmy could be intimidating because he's really muscular.
Starting point is 01:03:32 like big dude really nice guy but he also sometimes dresses super cool and the fact that he's really muscular and dress is super cool you'd be like ooh I don't want to bother him
Starting point is 01:03:41 because he's muscular and cool I see that which is the opposite of me in it both ways all right who else Danielle Bradbury
Starting point is 01:03:48 that makes you want to sway to the left and sway Daniel's super nice I don't know why you'd be intimidated unless she was like with a boyfriend
Starting point is 01:03:58 that's muscular and dress cool I mean he's really big yeah Her boyfriend is. All right, next up. Walker Haze. Yeah, we fancy like Applebee.
Starting point is 01:04:06 No chance you're being intimidated by Walker Hays. We've known them forever. We've... A ton of kids. You think they're going to jump you? I don't know. He just sends them on. He gave up on that one.
Starting point is 01:04:17 All right, who else? Gabby Barrett. It could be Gabby. Yeah. Yeah. I like Gabby. Gabby, not always the warmest in general. And it's not because she's not a warm person.
Starting point is 01:04:30 She just doesn't present. a warm vibe. But she also just had a, she got a baby with her. You know, I don't know. All right, those four. And I wanted to verify that it was the person. Because I was like, man, was it really them? And I looked on Insta. Shockingly, they follow me. Hmm. Woo! Okay, so I don't think that Gabby would follow Ray.
Starting point is 01:04:54 I don't even think Gabby follows me. I don't think so either. Yeah. Let me look at that part. Um, okay. That makes me feel like it's Danielle Bradbury. Yeah, Gabby, Barry doesn't even follow me. Yeah, Bobby's done a great job
Starting point is 01:05:04 of process of elimination. This game turned out to be way too easy with Bobby's talk to. I don't know that that's true. I think Danielle Bradbury is super nice. And how is she intimidating? Well, she can be entertaining because you don't want to go up to a woman and, I don't know. Not intimidated by women. Okay, so then you've eliminated
Starting point is 01:05:20 her. So the answer is going to be Jimmy Allen because you just eliminated. No, I was just using reasoning. I'm not eliminating anybody. Okay, well, I'm going to go Jimmy Allen. Amy, who do you think that is? I guess I go Gabby Barrett. Okay. Eddie? But no, no, but Gabby does? I don't think Gabby follows Ray on Instagram.
Starting point is 01:05:36 Well, I mean, okay, good point. But who of any of these people follow Ray? Jimmy? I don't think Jimmy does. Okay, I'm going to go Jimmy. Amy, you're going Gabby, Eddie? Yeah, I have to go Gabby Barrett because she would be the only one that he would say, like, let me make sure that's Gabby. Jimmy Allen, he would see Jimmy Allen and be like, that's Jimmy Allen.
Starting point is 01:05:53 That's Danielle Bradbury. So give me Gabby. Lunchbox. Is Daniel Bradbury? Because Eddie said Daniel's boyfriend's big, so he was probably, the boyfriend was probably there. Ray was scared, boyfriend was going to beat him up. All right, Ray, who was it? Yeah, right next to a tadded up, dude, I couldn't talk to Danielle Bradbear.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Oh, wow. And, I mean, we're walking at the same time. He's rocking some jacked-up truck. I'm like, I just can't do it. I mean, what if he bogards me or something like that? That was the only way I thought it could be Daniel if he wasn't intimidated by Danielle. That's unfair because you were intimidated by her boyfriend. Yeah, he'd definitely beat you up.
Starting point is 01:06:25 He'd take you and paperwage you and touch you. Yeah, big dude. So, nothing, you didn't say hi or anything? No, I totally screwed it up just because of that. He totally threw me off. I had a whole plan. I was going to go up with the video because I really wasn't even for sure that it was Daniel Bradbury. Why don't you go up with the video? Why do we do this?
Starting point is 01:06:39 Because I was going to be like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, you guys, it's Daniel Bradbury. And then she was going to be like, it's me. I am Daniel Bradbury. But then he totally threw me off my game. That bit that bit that you were going to do? I don't. Don't do that bet. It sounded awesome in his head, though.
Starting point is 01:06:53 Don't do that bet. Yeah. I'm sure I did. Don't do that bit. But Daniel's awesome. That's awesome. All right, right, thank you for the story, buddy. Did you see what she was buying by any chance?
Starting point is 01:07:04 That would have probably been better for the bit, but no. No, okay, all right. Well, then we'll end it on that. Tomorrow, Reba on the show. Monday, Dan and Shea on the show, and they're going to perform. It's now time for a little throwback Thursday. Let's go. Here we go. Bobby Bones Show.
Starting point is 01:07:22 Throwback Thursday. All right, the question was who in 2017 was charged with a misdemeanor for attempting to pass a loaded gun through security at the airport? five bucks on the line Eddie I remember like it was yesterday That was Trace Atkins dude They popped him You had the gun
Starting point is 01:07:39 He went to jail, it was terrible You don't remember that No I don't That was my guess Yeah That's true Lutch box FGL
Starting point is 01:07:47 Both? One of them You can't do one I'm gonna go And you have to say his name Got him Do you know their names Yeah
Starting point is 01:07:57 Tyler Tyler what Tyler Tyler Kelly Tyler Kelly They're right Go ahead Who's the other one
Starting point is 01:08:06 Oh wow Oh they're not brothers No I can't be right Because I think the other guys Cousins Oh Brian Kelly then Yeah
Starting point is 01:08:14 Is that right? Okay So I'm gonna go Tyler's last name Oh it's not Kelly No they're not related You think they're both Kelly's The Kelly brothers
Starting point is 01:08:23 No Once I say it It doesn't sound right But Oh my gosh Tyler Johnson That Do you think it's Tyler Johnson or do you think it's Brian Kelly?
Starting point is 01:08:32 I think it's Brian Kelly. They're both wrong, by the way. Oh, really? All three are. Tyler Johnson, Tyler Hubbard, and Brian Kelly would all be wrong. It's not Florida-Gelang. Michael Ray. No.
Starting point is 01:08:47 Not that we know of anyway. It wasn't him? Yeah, no. The answer is Scotty McCurry. Oh, that's right. I forgot about that. Dang. I remember it like yesterday.
Starting point is 01:08:58 Scottie McCrae was charged a misdemeanor for a attempting to pass a loaded gun through security at the Raleigh-Durham International Airport in Morrisville, North Carolina. That's just the case of somebody forgetting. You went to jail? I don't know they didn't want to jail. I don't know what they did to him. Man. Today in 1983, the closer you get.
Starting point is 01:09:18 Come on. Alabama. Number one. Today in 1994. And don't hit this hook quite yet, Ray, but Joe Diffey's third rock from the sun album was released. What I remember about third rock from the sun is I don't know them all now, but I remember it every lyric to that dang song. And maybe I'd need it to lead me into it, but it's one of those songs where there's a because da, damatata la, da-dab-dab-duba-dab-dab-dab-dab-d. And I would try to impress people by singing every word and nobody was impressed ever.
Starting point is 01:09:51 Well, no. Yeah, and I was like 13 or 14 years old. But here is third rock from the sun. chain of events All of the chaos makes perfect sense This is a hook though Come on Well I know this part
Starting point is 01:10:07 This is easy Welcome to Earth Rock from the sun Now it just depends what part of the verse it goes to Let's see Do we have this right or no It dies Yeah
Starting point is 01:10:17 The kid guns of gas Car starts to swerve Heds for a semi-truck It jumps the curb Something like that Sounds right Yeah I mean who's gonna No. Yeah, I was a big Joe Diffy fan, but also on that album was Pickup Man, which is a jam too.
Starting point is 01:10:33 I knew you were a pickup man. You can sit my truck on fire and rode it down a hill and I still wouldn't trade for a Coup deville. I got an eight-trud bed that never has to be made. You know, if you weren't for trucks, you wouldn't have tailgates. I met all my... Man, that is me as a teenager, man. That and being sad listening to Nirvana. It's the same time.
Starting point is 01:10:56 Doing pickup man And I'd be like listening to the sad Nirvana stuff Like man Then nobody gets me like this Also in 1996 On this day Some gave all
Starting point is 01:11:04 Was certified platinum From Billy Ray Cyrus For example Akebaky Heart was on that here Don't tell my heart My achy breaky heart Jam Today in 95
Starting point is 01:11:15 Vince Gore Vince Gore Vince Gill had a number one song With You Better Think Twice Today in 1998 Today in 1998 In Nashville radio station Announced
Starting point is 01:11:26 That they give a million bucks To anyone That could prove Elvis Presley was alive. Oh. The money has gone unclaimed. I'd like to do something similar. What are you going to do?
Starting point is 01:11:35 Right now. I will give $1 million to anyone who brings me an alien. Dude, that could happen. A real one, though, and I've got to be able to prove it. How are you going to prove it? It has to tell me it's an alien. Is there a deadline?
Starting point is 01:11:49 And it no matter when. I mean, in the next two days. Two days! I was going to give you an hour. You bring me an alien. Now, I don't see if what's going to stink, if I would have said forever, and okay, just my luck, and invasion happens. Exactly. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:06 So, yeah, that's a pretty funny prank, though. They knew they weren't going to have to pay it, and it'd be worth it if they were the ones that proved Elvis. Yeah. So I'll do the same. You bring me an alien in the next 48 hours. You get one million bucks. Somebody's working on that right now. Don't do, you know, an illegal alien or anything like that.
Starting point is 01:12:22 It's got to be an extra, or whatever they call. I don't know that. I need an extraterrestrial, like. Outer space. It's got to live on something other than Earth. Yes. I don't even like the term illegal alien, but people would be like, I brought you. No.
Starting point is 01:12:37 I want an alien in a spaceship. Got it. $1 million on the line, 48 hours. Today in 2002, Toby Keith celebrated another number one courtesy of the red, white, and blue. Do you know the parentheses after this? Courtesy of the red, white, of blue. You do, Amy? Go ahead. Yeah, kick my...
Starting point is 01:12:58 A. Booting your butt. No, it's like, kick my A, first of all. Can you imagine that's the name of a song? I'm going to kick my own A. Oh, put a boot in there. No, no, that's a lyric. Kick your A?
Starting point is 01:13:10 You're closer at least. Really? Courtesy the red, white, and blue, parentheses. I'm going to kick your A? No, no, no, no. No. We kick. A kick me.
Starting point is 01:13:21 No, it doesn't do it. No. The Angry American. Oh. Oh, nope. Didn't know that. Way off. Throwback Thursday.
Starting point is 01:13:28 Just a couple more. In 2003, Red Dirt Road from Brooks and Dunn. What I didn't understand. It's when I found my first beat. That's when I found Jesus. What I didn't understand about that song was we did not have red dirt really in Arkansas. So the dirt roads were never red. And I was like, what am I missing here?
Starting point is 01:13:55 And I'm also very colorblind. So then I started to think that all dirt was, I didn't realize that mostly that color. Mostly that color is somewhat regional based on the chemicals and the dirt. Sure. So there you go. It's a dumb fact. Yeah, we didn't have red dirt either. Dumb fact Thursday here.
Starting point is 01:14:11 But Texas is red dirt music. That's what they call it, but there's no red dirt in South Texas. Oh, South Texas. Finally, 2014, Brett Elders goes to number one with beat of the music. All right, there you go. That's throwback Thursday. That's fun. I like going through history of country music because a lot of times we just play the new stuff.
Starting point is 01:14:38 and a third of it's crap. But you know the good stuff in history this day, that's proven to be good over time. Let's, you want to jump? All right, you guys can call us if you want. 877, 77, Bobby. That's our phone number. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported
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Starting point is 01:17:35 with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. APUS.org. slash military. Bobby Boneshow. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes us from Okalusa County, Florida.
Starting point is 01:17:52 A 40-year-old man's at his house when police come and knock-knock-knock to serve a warrant. He's like, uh-oh, runs out the back door, jumps on his riding lawnmower, and takes off down the street. They eventually catch up to him. he won't stop, so they tase him. You know, when a riding lawnmower going slow enough, you could taste somebody
Starting point is 01:18:10 riding a riding lawnmower. Yeah, especially on that turtle speed. Yeah, if you go to the rabbit, even then, though. The rabbit's not that fast. So, unless you have a racing riding lawnmower, have you seen those? No, they race them around the little track?
Starting point is 01:18:25 No. Stop it. Yeah, they're pretty funny. But you, that's just, you could run faster than that. Totally. I hope you get on a riding lawnmower to try to escape. All right?
Starting point is 01:18:33 I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead. story of the day. Hey, Amy, Eddie, was telling me he has something that most women would pay a lot for. Now I'm going to ask you if you can identify what Eddie has that women are spending big bucks. Would you say to get? Oh, yeah. To get, they do.
Starting point is 01:18:52 They do things. Okay, yeah, they do. Yes, you get it. Right now? Like, it's popular right now? Yeah. That's what Eddie's telling me. I'm not, I'm just saying, Eddie told me, we're talking.
Starting point is 01:19:02 He goes, man, women are paying a lot for this. I can't believe it. What do you think Eddie has that women want? Some sort of a vintage handbag or something? Oh, interesting. Lunchbox, what do you think Eddie has that women want? Goodness. I mean...
Starting point is 01:19:19 A vintage handbag is pretty funny. But why would I happen? I don't know, but I like that. Soft hugs. He hugs people softly? Yeah. I've seen a real. But anybody could do that, I mean, right?
Starting point is 01:19:31 But you're saying he's a natural soft hugger. Yeah. Is that true? Eddie? Not that I know of. I watch him hug people around the building and I'm like, you give soft hugs. You're hugging people on the building. Nobody works there but us now. That's really weird. Construction guys come on over here. You need a hug.
Starting point is 01:19:44 Eddie, you can tell Amy, what do you have? Amy, my eyebrows, according to my wife, they're perfect, they're bushy, and people and women want eyebrows just like mine. Oh, valid point. Yes, and they do pay for them. Wow, look at you, blessed. Your eyebrows look like caterpillars, dude. They are huge and nasty. Yeah, but I don't.
Starting point is 01:20:04 Well, that's kind of unsolicited insult. I'm just saying, I mean, out of nowhere. If I saw a girl with that big of eyebrows, whoa, girl, you need to, what do you call that Amy? What? That's it. Tweed. That's it. Yes.
Starting point is 01:20:16 Just, I do want to point these little moments out because sometimes listeners will go, why are you guys kind of picking on lunchbox? And they're like, he doesn't, but this is constant where he just out of nowhere goes, you're ugly. Yeah, man. But do you not agree that those things look like caterpillars? Women don't want them that thing. I think they look fine. I don't know. I guess I never look at eyebrows.
Starting point is 01:20:34 But I think they don't look weird where I've ever thought Eddie's eyebrows look like a bug. Yeah, I never thought that either. I think it looked pretty good. What about yours? My eyelashes are what the women want. Love my eyelashes. I'm just telling you. They tell you that?
Starting point is 01:20:50 All the time. Like, oh my gosh, I wish I had eyelashes got you. Yeah, that's really weird. I have never. Lunchbox, I'm not saying anything good or bad about your eyelashes. I'm just saying I have not noticed that. You haven't been looking in my eyes enough. you wanted to look in your eyes more?
Starting point is 01:21:05 No, I'm just saying a lot of women do. They look in your eyes a lot. A lot. Okay, well, Eddie, congrats on that. Thank you, man. Thank you. Maybe I can find a way to do like transplants or something. You can donate them for a big dollar.
Starting point is 01:21:15 I'd love that. We're done here. Tomorrow, 10 a.m. Tickets on sale for my comedically inspirational show, 10 a.m. Central in Nashville. The shows are August 12th and 13th. Would love for you to come. But tomorrow they go on sale to everybody.
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