The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full) Lunchbox's Mattress Store Prank + Crook & Chase Celebrity Stories + Morgan Goes to Her First NFL Game

Episode Date: September 15, 2022

Bobby bets Lunchbox to go to a mattress store and see how long he can sleep on the mattresses before he gets kicked out of the store. Plus, Bobby has Crook & Chase come over to his house to do a Bobbycast and they share stories about celebrities they've met. Morgan was invited to sit in a suite at the Titans game and a celebrity happened to be hanging out in the same one!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And it says here, your Netflix account will be on hold because your payment was declined. And I thought for a second, oh, no, my payment was declined. They even put a case number in the Texas. Oh, well, it's a case number. And so it's just a warning. Don't fall for this. What's a case number? There's no such thing as a case number with Netflix.

I don't know. It looked legit to me. And I thought if I was a little more elderly or like just not paying attention one day. But you almost still fell for it. Yeah, yeah, and a little bit more elderly. Come on, you fall for stuff all the time. Right. But I didn't click it, but don't.

Amazon and Netflix scam texts are out there, so don't fall for them. It's hard because then you get a real one with a real link, and you're like, I'm not clicking it. And they're like, well, I guess you don't want your package of your insulin you need. Exactly. You know? Up next, he waited at a celebrity's car for the celebrity to come out of the store. Like he saw all the celebrity go in and just waited at the car and said, well, I guess if you want to get in your car, you got to go through me. Here he is.

Lunchbox, everybody. Speaking of cars, whenever I'm driving and I see a man and a woman in the car, and if the woman's driving, I judge that guy like, man, what's wrong with you? The guy should always be driving the vehicle. It's just weird. I don't know. My wife drives some. Like 40% of the time.

40%? Yeah, I think so. I judge you. I think it just matters what car we're taking. Doesn't matter. My car or my wife's car, 99.9% of the time, I'm behind that wheel. Nothing says progressive like lunchbox in the morning. You know what I mean?

Yeah, that's it. And finally, from McAllen, Texas, he has his star of Texas on his hat. He's a Dallas Cowboys star. He's very sad about the Dallas Cowboys. It's going to be a rough next two months or so. Here he is. Producer Ready. All right.

Well, that's weird. Lunchbox said this because we just started a new rule in my house. My wife drives her own car. I drive my car. It's a whole new thing. It used to be where, look, if we're driving as a family, I'm the guy, lunchbox. You're right. I drive the car.

But now, if we're driving in my wife's car, she's driving. We're driving in my car? I'm driving. Why do you all have to make a rule? Yeah, why a rule? Because it used to be where she's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're the man, you drive up. No, no, no, no, no, you're driving your own car. But here's the thing.

If you're the passenger, you cannot say anything about the driver. Oh, that's like a secondary rule. Yes. If you're not driving, you can't. Something must have happened to make that happen. That's her rule because every time she drives on. I was like, careful, there's a stop sign there. Oh, there's someone next to you.

Don't turn. That's so annoying. That's why you don't let her drive. You don't trust her driving. That's so annoying, Eddie, that you do that. All right. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's got a red microphone.

He's 6-1. He made glasses popular. Bobby Bones. You thought nothing about that, did you? Until right now. Like, you put zero effort into that. I felt that. No, he didn't.

He's like, looking and scanning the room. He looked at Bobby. Yes. I was going to go plaid shirt next. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, whenever my show on USA Network started, Snake in the Grass, I thought I'm going to treat myself a little bit.

And I went and kind of designed this watch on a website. And it took months to get in, but I was super pumped. Because I've become watch guy. I said about a year ago, I'm a watch guy. I don't have one on now, but I said, I'm a watch guy. And most days, I wear a watch now. So I designed this watch. It's red. It's awesome.

I love red. It's my favorite color. And I got in the mail yesterday. And I've been waiting forever for it to come in. And I'm like, that's it. And I opened the box. And it's in a little, like, a cushiony case. And you pop the top up. And I'm very excited.

I'm like, this is just going to be the coolest watch. Boom, open it's a ladies watch. I designed a ladies watch. What? I designed a ladies watch. I designed a ladies watch. So what do you do? I'm going to wear a ladies watch.

It's going to be awesome, but still, it's a ladies' watch. Yes, I went to Caitlin. I said, this is the watch. I accidentally designed a ladies watch. It's petite. It's petite. And she's like, what are you going to do? I said, I'm going to wear it.

I'll be proud of it. But yeah, it took a while for me to actually accept the fact that I'm going to be ladies watch guy. That's show biz, baby. That's right. shoes, though. Yeah, I can get a 13 and a half in a tennis shoe from women's. Stop it.

You can. Stop. Yes. You do not ever do that. Yeah, I do. I have a couple times, actually. It's some really good ones. Really?

I can't find in men, same shoe. Just get 13.5 in women. That's weird, man. No, that's really weird. It's actually awesome. Wear the women's shoe, women watch. Come on. Come on.

All right, let's go. Glad you're here. Jordan Davis coming in just a few minutes. Jordan has a song that you may love called Bye. Dirt. It's nominated for two CMAs. I think he's got four or five number ones at this point, but he's going to come in in the next few minutes and we'll catch up with him. A little clip of that for me, please, right? But at first, let's do the mailbag. Here we go.

You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm a single mom. I got a 13-year-old son. And for his entire life, I've chosen his haircut. I've chosen his haircut. Style. I've chosen his haircut. Length. and no complaints. Now all of a sudden he wants to choose his haircut and we can't agree on it. He wants this crazy buzz cut mohawk and I think it looks ridiculous.

I know at some point I'm not going to be able to control what he gets, but right now I can't handle having a kid with a crazy haircut. The problem is some of his friends have this haircut, which doesn't make it any easier. So what should I do? Should I give in, or is 13 still too young to decide your own hairstyle?

Signed, Ariana. It's not that 13 is still. too young to decide the hairstyle. It's that a buzz cut is distracting in school. I know as friends have it. And if you wanted just a straight buzz with no mohawk, fine. If you wanted to grow it longer, fine.

If you're wearing a Mohawk, that's a distracting haircut. Unless you're on a punk band. Unless you're in an industry where that's kind of allowed. So, I think you can let them pick a haircut, but it can't be something as crazy as a pink buzzcut mohawk. I don't care if his friends do it or not.

Eddie, your oldest son is... He's 14. Would you let him pick his haircut right now? Yes. Okay, what if he wanted a buzz cut mohawk? Dude, you're going to think I'm crazy, but my dad was so strict with my hair that I couldn't get any kind of hairstyle,

and I remember being a kid and saying, when I grow up and I'm a dad, I'm going to let my kids have whatever haircut they want. But if he's, okay, if he's head up to you right now. Hey, let it rip. I want to see it. Dude, I would even be like, Dude, that should be pink.

That's really cool. So you would make it even more distracting. If he wants to, I mean, you sound so old by saying you're going to distract your classmates. Well, I also wouldn't let him wear a shirt that said, eat my butt. Or I wouldn't let them. There are things that you can't let a kid do. And I'm only thinking about school when I think about the buzz cut. Right at home, who cares?

Amy? Well, those are determined by the school rules. So I would first see what's allowed at the school. And if they allow it, which I guess if some of his friends have it, then it'd be okay. So I would let him. but you could maybe meet in the middle because my son has wanted a Mohawk at times and he wanted it really, really shaved tight on the sides.

And I'm like, what if we leave a little bit there? You still have a Mohawk look, but it's not as drastic. The foahawk. And then you could also take it a step further and who's paying for the haircut because he might need to earn some money to pay for this type of fancy haircut. Yeah, just because a lot of school doesn't mean

it won't get you beat up also. I can tell you from experience. So again, or it can be distracting and not be against the rules. Yeah. The kid with a mohawks not going to be the one getting beat up. Sorry, I've let my kid have a mohawk. I don't know. The kid with a mohawk better be able to fight.

There we go. That's it. The kid with the mohawk better. Oh, you think you're big and bad? You're wearing a Mohawk. Are you a motorcycle boy? All right, come here. That's trouble.

It just feels like trouble. I think it depends. Like, is it a big, tall, spiky mohawk or just normal? 15 years old, you have the talk again. 13, you can choose. At any of the haircuts in the barbershop. Like in the magazines. They're at the barbershop.

Yeah, but no, I would say no Mohawk for now. For now. That's what I would say, but you heard these two and their parents, and they know what they're doing? All right, Morgan, if people want to email us, what do they do? Mailbag at Bobbybones.com. All right, there you go. Close it up. We've got your email and we let it on your air.

Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. On the Bobby Bones show now. Jordan Davis. First time we've talked to you since the CMA nominations. So walk through it. You wake up the morning of. of the CMA announcement.

Do you expect, do you hope that you're going to be on one of those lists? Yeah, I mean, you definitely didn't expect it. What did you feel like you had the most shot at being involved in? Song of the year. Really? I've just, like, always believed in that song,

and it did well and warranted that. But, you know, we were up for musical event for CMA's last year, so I didn't expect to really be in either one of them. I think it really turned for you whenever there was an Instagram that went up of me singing, and buy dirt walking behind you.

Absolutely. And didn't know any of the words except buy dirt. And it's where it all flipped for you. Yeah, that was the moment. How do you find out, does someone text you? Or do you see it on Twitter that you're up for Song of the Year? So my manager texted me and he was like, hey man, are you up? And it was like, you know, it was pretty early.

And I was like, yeah, I'm up. And he was like, I think CMA nomination is about to be announced. Did he know? I think he knew. I think he had a good, he felt good. But how do you know you're not supposed to know? Well, I don't think he knew, like, exactly. But he said he felt good about it.

No, he was just like, man, like, I honestly feel good about it. I think that we were going to have a shot. And he's like, and my brother lives not far from me. He co-wrote it with me. So he was like, you should text your brother and tell him to come over. And I was like. Ooh, that's a lot of, that's a lot of risk there. I was like, dude, it's 7 a.m.

He's got three kids. I think he's good. We'll just call him. But yeah, he came over. And then like right as my manager pulled in the driveway, my publicist text me. And she was like, congratulations. That's awesome.

Yeah. So, I was pretty stoked. Did you wake your wife up? She was actually already, she was already awake. She was out, she was doing something in the garage. But yeah, she was waking on the car. Yeah. She was keeping the house in order.

Yeah. So your new song is doing pretty well. Yeah. Called What My World Spins Around? What My World Spins Around? Nice. I don't have a piece of paper. Good job.

I'm doing this straight from memories. That's a long title. Yeah. Good job, Bobby. Did you guys think about, I was going to ask you, like calling it spins around or worlds? because it's a lot. I actually thought about that. And you know,

I wrote that with our buddy Ron Hurd. I kind of said like, guys, is this title too long? And in very Ryan Hurd fashion was just like, no. On to the next? Like,

Barry just like, ride is about as dry as it gets. You know Ryan pretty well. That's the, and that pretty much summed it up. I was like, okay, well, Ron says it's good enough.

So here we go. So are people knowing this song when you're playing shows now? Yeah, this one's definitely. And I feel like with every song we release, it picks up a little quicker.

You know, people kind of gravets, to those. Yeah, I mean, this one's already reacting like a big song. What's the first song you play in your set list? I think it was you up. I knew it. It's a good one. You have so many hits now. It's kind of, and too, like I've evolved from that song. So it's in my mind. Never evolve from an awesome song, buddy. No, no, no, no, no. I still, I love that song. That's, that's way to answer that one. It's what a lot of people know me for. That was the first time

they heard me, any of my music. And I just kind of like, I think that's a cool way to kind of start a show off and be like, hey man, here's first single and then kind of progress from there. I don't have any of your songs written in front of me. I'm so many hits I can remember. Obviously, if he ever singles you up, if he's ever stupid enough, that's number one. Yeah. Obviously, buy dirt, because that is the song

that just doesn't know the rest of it. I don't know anymore. And the song that Bobby Boo, I'm on the golf course. With you, Eddie. Lalo, la loo. By dirt. So I know by dirt, and then I know Slow, slow dancing in a parking lot. Slow dance is a big song for us. But the title is slow dance in a parking lot, right?

Yeah. You didn't think about cutting that one down? You got some long songs. I'm getting hired to say them all. I do, man. I'm missing. I'm missing. Yeah, I'm thinking. What am I missing here from the number one list of Georgia?

Do you have any more number ones? That was my only number one. No, take it for me. Take it me from my zone. That was a good one too. That was a jam, dude. That's a good one too. What's at the very end of the set?

We closed with By Dirt, but almost Mabies was my fourth single. Oh, that's a good one too. Almost Mabies, yeah. Take it from me, though. How's that go? Take it from me. Got a T-shirt to sleep in. My favorite, but you can keep it.

Are you just making me sing by the song? Sounds good, dude. No, no, I'm trying to figure out the melody of that song. It's hard to sing other songs to go back to it. Can you do it, Eddie? I swear y'all this song's good. I promise. Eddie, can you do it?

Oh, dude, I'm trying so hard. Take it from me. Take it. Take it from me. Take it from me. So dumb. Oh, guys. Congratulations, man.

That's awesome. I'm super proud for you. And it's just a matter of time before you're able to, you know, pay the bills. Yeah. Isn't that the goal? One day I'm going to be able to keep the lights on. Be able to learn how to catch your own fish to take on Instagram pictures of it and not somebody else is. Right?

That's what it's all about right now. That's all I want, man. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, I'll make something good. Five-year-old Brantley Kimbril, he has a health condition, so he hasn't been able to leave his house for about two years. But his favorite time of day is when, Michelle, the UPS driver, drives by, and she visits Brantley.

She goes to his bedroom window and knocks on it and says, hey, Brantley, I'm here. His window? Yeah, they talk for a little bit and then she goes on about her day. Well, he just celebrated his fifth birthday and she shows up to deliver the good news that he is finally good to leave his house. His health is way better. And she decorated the truck with flames on it. She brought him gifts and he got to ride the car. Pretty cool.

The parents to let her deliver that news. I'll be honest with you. Because they had to be like, hey, listen. We're gonna let Because I'm sure they wanted to do that I think it was just part of the whole day Like it's your birthday We're gonna give you the good news

And here comes your friend I think it's selfless of the parents Oh wait so you think the parents told him And then she just I think so I don't think Leslie had the big news Like she's just the UPS driver I mean there's a picture of her holding him too Like he's five and so he must

You know begin to go out and do some stuff And he's got a little UPS truck That he drives Yes Like one of those I don't know what the brand is It's not Mattel But you get in and drive it

It's like one of those electric jeeps, you know, that's so cool. I was always jealous kids that have those. Well, I was thinking about this story is like, you know, my Amazon driver, he seems pretty cool. And I kind of want to be his friend. And I thought about being like, hey, dude, what's up? But he's in such a hurry every day. I just kind of let him come and go. I wonder what the turnover is in that job, because you may have him for a friend and next thing you know.

You never see him again. Yeah, he moves. That will be sad. I also get excited when the UPS truck comes. I'm being honest. Yeah, me too. I'm so good in there that. The UPS Santa's bringing me.

It's pretty cool. I've had to pay for it, though. That's a difference. And you knew it was coming, yeah. Yeah, but sometimes you kind of make yourself forget. Are you like, okay, let's not remember it. So then when it comes, it's like a treat. Okay.

You don't do that? No, not really. I'm lonely. I'm lonely in the daytime when I'm home alone. All right, that's what's up. Thank you. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

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For whomever loses the game here? Is it bad? And then Mike goes, no, they don't know. I thought you knew. Dude, for you to react that way, it must be really bad. Well, I don't like what it is. Let me explain the game to our listeners real quick. It's Elder versus Millennial Eddie the oldest on our show.

43 years old. Versus Morgan the youngest. 28 years old. And they answer questions about their generations, but you can steal from the other person, right? And whoever is most points wins, la-l-la. Play your buzzer, Eddie. Yeah, this is me. Okay, and Morgan?

Look it, lurkin. So if I hear it, use the buzzer, you get to answer the question. If you lose, the loser has to take a bite of an onion like it or an apple. Oh, no, this is terrible. I know. Oh, we're going to have smelly breath for days. Oh, we're going to cry, too. Don't lose.

That's just so bad, yeah. I mean, this is not good for me. I've not been doing good. Yeah, that's true. All right, here we go. Elder versus Millennial. Come on. I thought you guys knew the punishments.

Honestly, I thought you knew and had agreed to them. Oh, of course not. And I was like, look at these guys being team players. Because last time Morgan had to eat like mayonnaise and peanut butter or something. Disgusting. Did you know ahead of time? No. Mm-mm.

Well, my perspective on this game changed. I'm very much interested now. Oh, gosh. Let's go. The first question is an elder question. The movie is E.T. Came out in the 80s. What color is Elliot's iconic hoodie?

Eddie. Red, correct. Dang, I knew that. You did? Yeah. He was a little too late. Next question. A millennial question.

What color was the iconic dress that was Ward of the Grammys in the year 2000 by Jennifer Lopez. Morgan. Green. Good. I would have gotten that wrong. All slow. I want you guys to jump in early.

Eddie jumps in real quick. Well, it's hard, too, because you never know which way you're going to ask the question. Exactly. Next question. Elder question. Which arcade game first introduced the character? That was premature. It doesn't matter if you hit the buzzer. I was literally moving my hand. You hit the buzzer, you hit the buzzer.

In Jeopardy, you can't go. Sorry. Oh, my. In Jeopardy, I'm not holding the buzzer in my hand. You do hold a buzzer with your hand. I do. Yeah. So what did you say?

Like, what did you get up to? What arcade game first introduced? Yeah. Pac-Man. Incorrect. Oh! Morgan Steele! Okay.

What arcade game first introduced the character that would eventually become known as Mario in the sequels? What arcade game? First introduced Mario from Mario Bros. I think it was just called Super... Well... It was arcade game was super...

But I thought it was Super Mario Bros. So... Super... Hmm. Time. Smash! She just yelled by Smash. I don't know.

Smash. Smash. Donkey Kong He was in there? He was the one He was jumping the barrels Trying to get up Oh, that's cool

I thought it's smash bros That's why he was maxed Millennial question Oh, thank goodness What was the name of the popular 2000s Computer game That simulates the daily activities

Eddie? The Sims Correct Yeah That's crap That is redemption I hate that you go so early Well, you know what

Maybe you should go earlier He didn't even finish The question I heard enough Pretty good. Either you have to jump in quicker or hope he jumps in and starts missing, you know? Here we go. What was the name of the 1988 cult classic film?

It was about a magical trickster who would appear right after you said his name three times. Morgan. Beetle juice. Correct. We have a tie game going to the last question. Dang. Wow. I'm smelling the onion.

The first line of this song from the 2000s is, I'm doing this tonight. You're probably going to start a fight. Eddie. Doing this tonight. You probably start a fight. Shania Twain and it is girls. Morgan, the first line of this song is, I'm doing this tonight. You're probably going to start a fight.

Okay. What song? You want more? From the 2000. What song is that? Yeah. Okay. What song is that?

Three seconds? Full Levine. Smash! Incorrect. Ray, would you play the song? That's bye-bye. Bye. In sync.

All right, tie-breaker, one question in each category. If we have a winner, we go ahead and eat the onion. What 1980 film? Does Jack Nicholson Work it, work, work it. Oh my goodness. Love it. Go ahead.

The shining. Correct. Woohoo! What? Yes. Play the part of an aspiring rider and recovering alcoholic Jack Torrance who takes a job as a caretaker

overlooking at the Overlook Hotel. That is crazy. She didn't hear and she still got it. Jack, Michael's been in the 80s is all I needed. Wow. But I mean. That's crazy. All right, Eddie, you got to get this to tie.

Smash. Here we go. What's the name of the. Step Brother on the animated Disney show, the stepbrother of Phineas. Morgan. Burb. Burb is correct.

Bring the onion in for you. Yes. This is so dumb. It's disgusting. Oh, it's a purple. A red onion? Red onions are sweeter. No, man.

Come on. It's all funny games when I read it in the intro. And sweet onions, they aren't sweet. They just call that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So just eat, bite it like an apple, huh? Yeah, you got to get a good bite and you have to swallow it. You mean good bite? Like a regular sideboard?

Well, if you take a bite and we go, that wasn't a good bite, you have to do another one. Ooh. Should you take the skin off? I don't know. I should take the skin. No, the scuba says no. I don't have to eat onions. I don't know anything about it. Do I have to eat it once I bite it? Yeah.

Or just bite it? You don't just bite it. You just eat it. Here we go. Here's Eddie. Go ahead. So dumb. Ew. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. It smells so bad. It tastes like a cheeseburger. No, it's not. Oh, man, it's starting to burn. Oh, oh, man, that burns. That is not sweet. This is not a sweet onion. Sue.

It's bitter. When they sued for the tuna. I'm going to swallow it. Oh, I swallowed it a hole. I'm not chewing that anymore. Oh, my God. It's so gross. That is not good.

I will never do that again, ever. Unless you lose. All right, there is, Eddie. Everyone, nice job. A lost. Morgan, nice job on the win. Thank you. That is Elder

versus Millennium. A voicemail from Chris in Georgia. Just wondering, whatever happened to Eddie and his dream of riding the motorcycle. You wanted a Harley. Yeah. You talked about it with your wife. She said, go for it. And we were supposed to do a deal with a Harley Davidson dealership in Wisconsin, and it just fell through.

And they couldn't get me a bike. It's not going to happen. So you're not going to pay your own money. Oh, I'm not. I mean, those things are expensive. For any motorcycle, though. Well, I don't want like a ninja. I want like a harsons.

Harley if I'm gonna do it. You want a Harley, yeah. I want to go down those, those devil's backbone on Sundays, you know what I mean? Maybe Scoobie Steve can line up, maybe not you getting a Harley to have, but lining something up where you can go and ride. Ooh, a ride with the boys? But you have to like put your leg, wrap your legs around the guy. No, no, no. Oh my God, guy, guy, that is hilarious.

No, no, no, I'll drive it. Dumb and Dumber style? No, I'm not riding the back. Are you sure you can even drive one? No, he can't. I always say he'd go on and he like wipe out immediately. I can ride a bike. Like a bicycle.

Bicycle? Yeah. You're all good, buddy. Hey, scuba, can we see if that can happen? Yeah, we can definitely do a ride-along or him learning how to ride it for sure easily. I'd love for him to take a trip down to Elves Crevis. I don't think that's what it's called. Oh, it's no, whatever you said.

Yeah, okay, okay, okay. We'll try to work that out for you. We're still working on skydiving, right? Yes, that's still in the works too. Yeah, there's a client that wants to do it, but they're just working on timing. For you and Abby who've never skydived. That's what I'm talking about. Here is Tosh in Tennessee.

I actually had a question. foray. I remember hearing that you might have hit big at a casino somewhere in Vegas, and we've actually got a trip out there in a few weeks. I was actually wondering if you could maybe drop the name of the casino or hotel that you were at. That might be a big help to me.

What casino did you win all your money? Or Bay, help your wife. Cosmo. And the machines, it was Buffalo. And you'll know it's Buffalo, because when you deposit money, it goes, Buffalo! Every time. Are you guaranteeing a victory? Is it your lock of the week? There's three of those machines there and she blew all three of them up so yeah.

Your wife want how much money? Over 5.2k. Oh my gosh. And how much was she playing with? Wow, she's doing ten dollar spins. Oh wait wait, wait, ten dollars spins? I that's crazy amount. Well it means she had a hundred left and it was her final last ditch effort. So that's like ten spins so it's only really three spins probably because it goes two to three at a time. No, no, it's just it's ten dollars a spin, boom and then you do another ten do another ten. It's not like it takes 30. Nobody's playing that. Yeah, that's a lot of money. Oh my goodness.

And then I have another dude I know that did high limits at Cosmo, won 100K. So Cosmo right now is hot. I ain't playing high limits because that's high losing. What does that mean? High limits. I mean, it's probably like $100 a spend. It's like minimal. You can't play for less than $100 a hand, something like that.

Yeah, it's where people don't, like famous people don't want to mess with the riffraff. So they go in there. Yeah, it's a little more private and upscale. That is, that is crazy. All right. Thanks, Ray. Yeah, just look for the diamond stair. staircase right next to sportsbook.

Diamond staircase. Put in the promo code, Ray. I don't even know where you put it, but put it in. He'll get something. That guy's always up to something. Tomorrow, 10 a.m. Central, tickets to my comedically inspirational show

in Nashville are on sale. Speaking of Vegas, they sold out at the win, so excited about that. But the last show in Nashville, tickets going on sale tomorrow for October 22nd, which is a Saturday. Get them, Bobbybones.com, 10 Central.

It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. A boy in Oklahoma saved his mom's life again. Gavin Keeney's mother, Lori, has epilepsy, and the 10-year-old, he gotten used to helping her sometimes because his life's the daily struggle with that condition. So he's in the fifth grade, he's in the backyard,

and he says he heard yelling, but also water. And so then he looked and he saw her seizing, and she was in the pool. So he jumps in and grabs her as she's kind of sinking, and then pulls her back to the pool ladder. And they have it all on security camera because everything's now on security camera. And so she was now, because she's okay,

able to see him come and rescue her. Oh, wow. That's a pretty crazy thing to watch. That's a truly amazing thing to see, and she doesn't normally get to see him in action because she's in the middle of a seizure, and you don't really see or know what's happening when you're in a seizure.

And so now, in that town, they've given him a, like, hero of the day, saving a life plaque by the police officers, and they were all out doing the thing, and then they arrested him for some warrants that he had that he didn't. Oh, no. Stop. I'm just kidding.

He did. It's like a bonehead where they're like, you brought us up, Zandah. You didn't have any warranties. That's an awesome story. Gavin Keeney, if you're listening to this, great job, man. You deserve you recognized even on this show.

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And I really thought about it. I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and and the listener have in telling this story. Don't go through it. There's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me, and I left it on the mic. That's great. Because it served the story. People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end.

It's like, yeah, dude, me too. Listen to Earsay, the Audible and I Heart audiobook club on the IHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. It's time for the investigative. Morning Corny. A morning corny. What do you call an angry carrot? What do you call an angry carrot? We have 90 seconds to figure it out.

Go. Matt Orange. Orange. Angry. Angry. So orange is carrots are also vegetables. Carrots are eaten by rabbits. Carotene.

Carrots for your eyes. That's what they say. Vitamin D. What's the joke again? What do you call an angry carrot? Angry carrot. Angry carrot. I don't know.

Mad. Mad veg. Mad vegetable. Angry vegetable. Orange. Orange, you angry? Farm. Below ground.

Dirt. Bugs Bunny. Angry carrot. Mad hatter. Mad. A mad. Mad. Mad shade?

Is that a nightshade? No. What do you call an angry carrot? She's taunting us right now. Mad. really is mad what do you call an angry carrot upset orange angry angry angry it's a angry carrot carrot so angry and an angry carrot

carrot carrot I'm up so oh that's angry so upset this is not good pirate angry carrot farm to the table I'm upset veggie veggie Mad veggie. Are we getting dumber?

That was terrible. Are we getting dumb or? I don't know what's happening. That might have been the hardest one of all time. Okay. Now we're close at the end. The morning corny. What do you call an angry carrot?

We don't know. I'm angry now. What? A steamed veggie. Steamed veggie? I'm steamed. I'm steamed. I don't even know what I'm.

What? Do you live in the 30s? I don't know what they're. I'm steamed? But that, you know, do you never say? He was just a bad joke. I've never been steaming mad. Who said that?

No one. Humphrey Bogart? Same mad. You know what? We should not take our anger out on her. Don't hate. There's 365 days in a year. We're on air 52 weeks out of the year.

Now you're making excuses? Jokes five days. Like 365 and the 52 have nothing to do with each other. They're just one number. I do. And we're not on 52. Five days. a week for 52 weeks

a year, basically, minus some vacation. Oh yeah, we have days off. Fine. 47 weeks. Okay, anyway, that's a lot. Five days. Some jokes are just going to be more difficult or not as funny. Add to that joke, I'm steaming, man. Oh, he is. He's still, he's steaming right

now. Yeah. It's like a loony tune where it's coming out of your ears. Yay! Yeah. On the Bobby Bones show now. Mitchell 10 Penny. There's a lot of things to say right now. Number one is, your voice is what 70%

yeah if it's that yeah and he brought a guitar and he was gonna fight through it he was going full like torn ACL he's still gonna play the game but it was like don't don't hurt yourself any worse so I'm glad first congrats on the number one song thank you all for that no need to push a voice

we can play studio versions of what you've done and thirdly if you want to come back in and perform any other time let us know as soon as it's back in like don't stress out about it but I would bet that your voice even torn up is better than what? 60% of country music?

Oh, yeah. I know about that. Thank you guys. Let's talk for, oh, you were, the last time you're supposed to come in, you got sick. No, my brother was sick then,

and so that was during COVID. It wasn't COVID, it was just a normal flu, but yeah, we were being very cautious then, so. And we appreciate that. Of course, thank you. So Mitchell 10 penny,

you got another number one. I don't know. I remember the first time I heard this. I was like, that's the most cutting song I've ever heard. Oh, man. In a loving way, in a lovely way toward you. Because it's like, stop telling lies about me.

I won't tell the truth about you. I'm like, dung. You want to yell, Jerry, Jerry at the end of it. Let me play a hook of the song that just went number one from Mitchell Tenpenny. If you quit telling lies about me. Whomever said that line. Did the room go, oh! Yeah, I mean, that's literally how it was.

Matt Alderman, one of the co-writers, Thomas Archer and Matt Alderman, I wrote with. And Matt said something like, Man, quit lying about me. And I promise I won't tell all the truth about you or something like that. And I was like, I know exactly how to write this song. Like I've been there. And I'm not going to lie. I mean, I've probably, you know, done it too.

Where you tell a different story. You want a better story on breakup sometimes, you know, when you're growing up. And I don't know, it just hit me kind of hard that day when I heard it. And, you know, we massaged it to the way the melody is now. That's like back of the bus. Oh! It's like a freestyle when you hit the good rhymes. That's good, man.

The album's called This Is the Heavy. What does that mean? Man, I love rock and roll music, too. I kind of come from that. I used to be a drummer in a band and a screamer. So the heavy, the lyrically, it's a little heavier, but, you know, everything else, the production is a little bit heavier.

Country is the lyrics through and through on this. You know, country is storytelling to me, so we stayed that lame. But turn the guitars up a little bit, gain them up a little bit, you know, put the drums a little bit more forward in the mix. It's just heavier. It's just a little heavier.

You know, I think the lyrics, because I'm a little older and life has happened a little bit more, they're a little heavier. So I just thought the title sounded cool, and then it kind of mixed, and it all kind of blended in together with, you know, where I was trying to go with this next record. But it's also the first song, too. This is the heavy right? Am I right? Yeah, it's an intro track. It's an intro track into the song, too. So I miss records with intro tracks, and it just kind of sets the tone for the record, and it's a lot of fun.

Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, the music you're about to listen to is going to take you to an all new place. a place that only few people have ever discovered. Your bones are gonna ache. Now I feel like we missed out. Your muscles are gonna quake. So tonight, Mitchell's record comes out.

This is the heavy. And, you know, it's 20 songs. Yeah. I'm gonna be honest. It's a lot of songs. Are they all good or just some of them? I'm a little biased on them, but you can be honest with me.

You know, it's been four years since the last record. And we started with 11. I was like, ah, it's got to have this other song. I can't not put this song on? And I was like, man, can you call him and ask if we can do 14? And then I was like, eh, what about 16? And then it got to 19. And I was like, we got to make it 20.

You got to 20. The OCDs got to go, yeah, you got to go 20. It's got to be two vinyl. You know, and we could have gone to way more. It's just a lot of music was written in the last three years for me personally. And it's hard to pick. And especially in this time, I think people like a lot of music. So it'll go quicker than you think.

two, those 20 songs will be... Yeah, one of them's 19 seconds. There's one 19 seconds song, and there's one song 41 seconds. That's the intro track. Yeah, no, no, there's one 11 seconds. He doesn't know, but the label cut them all down. He was like, yeah, dude, 20.

Yeah. You were in school to be a songwriter. You went and you studied songwriting. I always think the art's a weird thing to study. Yeah, it wasn't really... It wasn't really songwriting, like studying songwriting. It was just putting you in a class with other songwriters

and meeting them. They didn't teach you how to write songs. They just told you to write songs. and then we would share them. Would you ever hear one that was terrible? I mean, I don't think anybody's songs terrible. Yeah, well, I've heard a few. Yeah, I've heard a few.

If you come out and say it, I mean, who am I to say a song is terrible? But there's definitely people that, you know, probably needed to do a different thing. Did you tell them that? I definitely did not, because I probably at that time, definitely sounded like I needed to as well. When you graduated and your work in construction, what did you do daily? Because I work, listen, I root houses. But every job is so different. What did you do?

I think mostly up in the rafters doing insulation and drywall. Oh, man. You were wearing masks before COVID had them. Yeah, we were wearing masks and just the itchy, you know, all that fiberglass in your arms every day. I was over it, man. It was, yeah. So you're doing that.

What were you doing when you got the, when you finally were like, okay, I can actually make money as a songwriter and I don't have to do this anymore. What was the job you quit? I was still valet in cars when I got my publishing deal to supplement. because your first publishing deal is not, the draw is not very good. I mean, it's enough to make you quit a job to, you know, kind of work full time there, but I still needed extra cash to live. So I was valiant cars, so I think I quit that for sure.

You ever take the change out of the middle? No, I never did. Yeah, okay. I've selling cars? Yeah, he's valiant cars. I always want what they're doing. Honestly, I was so scared. I never wanted someone to accuse me of stealing, so I would make sure that I'd be left money

for them, extra money. There was an extra five. Every time Mitchell parked your car. I did not have an extra five back then. I promise I wish. Anybody cool? Ever drop off their car? Yeah.

You know, I parked Tim McGrath's one of his, shoot, when it was a Bentley back then. Like, I thought it was a cool thing. What? You drove a Bentley? I don't even care about Tim McGraw. I'm just like, you drove a Bentley? Yeah, well, I put it. No, I left it right up front, Stony River.

I moved at, like, two more feet. And then Martina McBride came out one time, and she was with her producer. And they both had separate cars, and she was handing me a home. $100 bill. I could see it in her hand. I was like, that's going to make my week. And her producer goes, no, no, I'll take care of him when he gets ours. I was like, oh man, maybe I'll get double. I get both cars. There was a $5 bill. And I was like, oh, man.

I just lost $90. That's crazy. That's terrible. Martino was coming hard with the honey. She was coming hard with the money. Wow. Did you get nervous driving the big fancy cars? Yeah, I wasn't very good at driving a stick. I didn't learn on a stick. And there was a, I moved to Ferrari

one time in front of a bakehouse and I, you know, I stalled it out. And the guy was so nice. He just, he leans in and he goes, racing clutch. And he smiled at me and I was like, oh, cool. Anybody else want to help me park this car? Wow. I always wonder, some of these cars are really weird on the inside and like the park drive reverse, all that's in different places and stuff. You ever get in one just get confused? Yeah, there was, there was a couple cars. It was right when the push button was starting to be a thing. And the nicer like Mercedes and BMWs and stuff. And I never had that. So, there was a couple cars where it took me a minute to figure out how to start it.

Once, this is how big of an idiot I am. I have a car that you don't put, when the keys in it, that's like the keys starting the car. And I left it running, but I kept the key in my pocket and went and had dinner. Then they couldn't move it. And they didn't know where I went, because we went to a restaurant that wasn't the one. I just wanted to use that ballet spot. So they couldn't find me. Oh, wow, yeah.

And the car sitting there, and it just stayed there the whole time running. Oh, it stayed running. Well, I just got my first. with the keys like that. And I've always been confused if I've run off with the key. What's going to happen? It'll stay there and they'll look for you and they'll be confused and you will come back and they'll be mad at you. That'll basically be how that goes.

I can help you out there. Well, someone left, did that to me once. You know, we had the little box with the keys and someone decided to leave their car there and go to another restaurant. And at the end of the night, I'm like, I still have this key left, but there's no one in the restaurant that this key belongs to. And I got to go. And so I thought, you know, I lost somebody's everything, you know. And I had to call my boss. He had to come down.

He was so mad at me. Then all of a sudden they walk across the street and they get in their car and take off. And I was like, oh, well, there was, I guess. See, listen, Mitchell Timmy is a big star, but he's still like, he still like us, you know? He still even remembers what it was like to be the common man. And what is it like to transition from being the common man to a big star? I'm still extremely common. Man, look at this guy.

It's crazy. You have two number ones this year. So obviously truth about you, which is just like number one. And then at the end of the bar. Yeah. Which also was the number one with you and Chris Young. It's crazy, man. Thank you.

It's been a man. since drunk me. So I'm just, I truly am honored and I'm just grateful to be back in country radio, man. I don't want to wear your voice out too much, but I do want to bring up one thing in the video for Good and Gone. Yeah, you were breaking stuff. Yeah, one of those, what do you call them, chaos rooms? Yeah, the rooms you go on with a hammer, it just starts awesome. Yeah, I, well, they brought that up, like, what if you did this? And I was like, I've never done that and I've heard about those, let's try it. It was a lot of fun. I can see why people need to go do that. You liked it? It was fun. I mean, you can definitely get hurt in there by accident.

Like, you get carried away. So you walk through a room and you pick up. How hard are you going? What are you harboring in there? I mean, you got a sledgehammer and an old TV. Everyone's going to go the same. You're going to go hard. But yeah, you walk through a room and you pick out the things you want to, they have a price on them. And you like, I'm going to break that. I want to break that. You pay as you go? Well, the label pay for this one. I wouldn't have spent the money. But that's what it is, though? You pay as you go? Yeah, you pay as you go. So like, you might break a couple stuff, and it takes five minutes.

You're like, dang, that's not long enough. So they know it's a good business. I mean, like, we need to start a wrecking room somewhere. It's pretty easy. You know, Amy's been, it has, you know, she's like, I want to break something. She's kind of turned, she's like jumping in a phone, pull fully clothed. You know, she been going through. Hey, yeah.

Yeah. That's great. No, we got her a TV to do that here, though. Yeah. We brought her an old TV and she went to town on it. Oh, no way. Did she just, it felt good. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was in the back alley and I had, I guess, a sledgehammer and I got to just beat up the TV. Was it an old box one or like a flash? No, it's not like a flat screen. Yeah, we literally took him from his office. We were just like, let's get it.

Oh, Eddie gifted it to me. That's amazing. Here's what I want to say. Mitchell, first, congratulations on the number one song. Thank you, Bobby. Tonight, this is the heavy is out. And you can go ahead and do the, whatever it is, pre-save Mitchell's next 10 album. I don't know how to all that's it.

But it's there tonight, Mitchell's record is. And when your voice is back, if it's next week and you're going to come up playing next week, you're welcome to. If it's two weeks, we can do it again. You can perform. We've tried twice. And I told whomever, I was like, hey, if his voice isn't good, don't worry about it. We'll do it next week. Mitchell shows up and he's like playing.

He's with the guitar back there and he's like, uh, I'm like, bro, there's no need. There's no need. So we appreciate the effort of being here. And we know you were going to play, but no need. Always. Let us know when you're good. Thank you, man. Let's do it again.

And congratulations on everything. All right. That means the world. Thank you. There he is. Mitchell 10. All right. You guys follow him M, the number 10 penny. M10, the number penny.

The end. I mentioned on the air that I thought it would be a funny segment of lunchbox went into a mattress store. Because we went through the whole process of like, okay, which sleep number do we want? That's our kind of bed. And so I had to go and like, they went to the, like, laid on them. Like, okay, I like this one now.

And so I'd be funny if lunchbox just went to a store and just went to sleep, like testing it out. And I guess I offered money. I'm going to believe you. I said 100 bucks. Yes. And you told me I had to sleep for 15 minutes. I said that that's awesome.

I didn't know I said that long. Yeah. And you said, so you have to have someone witness it. And I was like, well, if I take my wife, he's not. Of course, my wife will just say I did it. So I hit up Abby. I was like, hey, I need you to meet me at a mattress store. So we Google mattress stores.

I have, you know, don't know what they're going to look like. We show up. It is a tiny mattress store. Abby, what it looked like in there? Oh, yeah. It was really small. And like one employee. And you went in first.

But without lunchbox. Yes. So they didn't know you were together. Right. So I'm just looking at beds casually. It seems like for a long time you had to look at beds. Yes. I was waiting for him to get in there.

I was like trying to like Google mattresses and act like I was interested. How long were you in the store before he actually walked in? Oh, man, probably five to ten minutes. That would be in eternity. Just waiting for him to come in. So you walk in, are you wearing pajamas or anything? Nope. Just wearing shorts, t-shirt, shoes.

And I walk right up to the lady. She's sitting behind a desk. And I was like, yeah, man, where are your soft mattresses? and she's like trying to tell me something I don't know and she points at one right by her desk right next to her desk and I said, are you nervous at all or do you feel just,

I didn't care one bit. I was like I'm tired, I'm gonna fall asleep, it's gonna be great. Did you feel like you could do it no problem? Did you need a blanket? I have so many questions. I was like, man, I'm tired.

It was three something in the afternoon. I hadn't have a nap yet. Did you not nap on purpose? Ding, ding, ding. So I'd be tired. And so I get next to the bed and I said, do I need to take my shoes off? Did you take your shoes?

off? No need to take your shoes off, man. Why? They don't... They don't... They said no problem. No, no. They said no problem. No need to take them off. Wow. Okay, here's the first clip. This is you asking for a certain type of mattress. And then he apparently falls asleep in this clip. Abby, but where are you when he's talking to the person? Is it awkward for you? Are you trying to stay? It's so small. When he walked in, I was laying on a bed. She's asleep. No, I was just acting like testing him out. Yeah. And so I just, I just, I just, basically wandered around the store.

I mean, it was literally in a strip center, and it was just like the size of like a sandwich shop. Like, you know, like a subway or a quiz or any of those, it was that small. So again, this first clip is you talking about it, but then does it cut to you? Like laying down or what? Yeah, yeah. You go hear me sleep. All right, here we go. Which ones are your soft ones?

A coil, uh, soft one? I don't know the difference. I like soft, so I want to go try a soft one. Okay. Um, well, this one, this one, right? This one? All right. Should I take my shoes off?

No, you don't have to. Okay. All right. Close my eyes here. See, practice sleeping. You practice in here? I'm going to sleep, man. You are going to sleep?

Who's it? So we're hearing him go to sleep. Wow. Okay. Is there something else here? Real estate? No, no, he's it. I go to sleep.

Okay, so we have to play all this clip, though, is my... I have 15 minutes of it. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. Well, we're not playing 15 minutes of it, but you literally do, just to prove it? Yeah, I love my phone running for 15 minutes. minutes. So Abby, you watched him. And again, you had to stay there for 15 more minutes.

Yes. Uh-huh. Was the lady awkward at all? No, she was kind of at her desk, but I did see at one point she got her phone out and was trying to take pictures of him, like to show because I'm sure she's never seen that. Ever. First of all, did you really fall asleep? He really did. Like, I feel like I was hearing snoring. I didn't want to get too close to him because I just had duck like I didn't know him. So I just stayed over, but I feel like I kind of did hear snoring. Here is lunch, Marks waking up after 15 minutes of sleep. Thank you.

You're welcome. I'm rejuvenated. Ready to go back to work. There you go. I just need next time we got to turn the music down a little bit. I mean, I need that. And then a blanket.

I need a blanket next time, you know. Yeah, they literally don't give us that for that reason. Oh, man. Well, thank you. How's good now. You're welcome. My problem. I have a great day.

You too. Ooh. Oh, my gosh. She wasn't even like, do you want the bed? No. She was so like, what is he doing? Because I set the alarm in my five. so you could, it would vibrate and it would go off.

It woke you up. That's how I knew to wake up. Would you have slept all day? I'd have slept all day. That would have been awesome. So then I walked out of the store. He wakes up. It's dark.

The doors are locked. He can't get out. I walked out of the store and I went to the car and then Abby called me later and she said she talked to the lady afterwards about what happened. And Abby, what did she say? That was the funniest thing ever. She was like,

I have never seen that in 10 years that I've been working in a mattress store that he came in during. his break to take a nap. Well, then he also was like, all right, that'll do it. And then nothing about buying the bed. Like it was so normal, like, ugh. All right, appreciate that. That's, you know what?

I'll have been on you $100 right now. Nice job. Wow. What was so funny is her desk was right there, and they were kind of facing each other. Oh, yeah. It was so awkward. You fall asleep so quickly and so easily. So quick.

It's awesome. On an airplane, he'll go, all right, I'm going to sit down. And he starts to just drool, like immediately starts coming. Now I'm sure. Yeah, drool does come out. It happens. Any drool on the bed? I know.

I was on, because here on the plane is it's, I'm straight up and now. When I'm on my back, I don't drool. If I'm on my side or stomach or sitting up, drool comes out. I got to say, this is excellent. It's worth the money. It's worth the money. Wow, lunchbox killing it with 15 minutes of sleep. Next up is find even harder challenges, places for him to sleep and see if he can do it.

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This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy. Andy Weir's audiobook Project Hail Mary, massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science. And what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth? I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yeah, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story. don't go through it.

But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me, and I left it on the mic. That's great. Because it served the story. People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too. Listen to Earsay, the Audible and IHeart Audio Book Club on the IHart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. This past summer, they say, is the third hottest ever since they've been taking records.

And I'm just like, there were hotter ones. But they're hottest ever. in some places by far the hottest, like that's set new records on just overall temperature. It's brutal. Is it going to get hot again, though? I hope not. September 15th today? I think we're done.

Are we? Famous last words. Like, I think we're done. But the days have been pretty good where we are. Like, not just brutal. But yeah, they're like, hey, it's been 2.5 degrees above average, which doesn't seem like a lot. But overall, it's a big deal. But that's from acuweather.com.

It's just been so hot. For the first time ever, I was like, I don't want to go on. outside in my life. I was like, I just don't want to go outside. It was that hot. And now it's like, man, it feels good outside. But I still don't want to go outside because my Wi-Fi's not good out there. But I still, I'm like, well, if I did go outside, it wouldn't be so bad. Let's get over and do the news. Here we go. Bobby's Big. Stories. According to a new study that talks about states where they give away the most speeding tickets, what state do you think is number one, guys? New York.

Louisiana. Why are you guys basing these states? Your answers on these states. Eddie, you say New York. They drive like crap in the city, man. Yeah, but I don't think they give tickets. But crap. Can you go fast? Yeah, I mean, well, I guess you can't really go too fast. Why Louisiana? I don't know.

I feel like there's a stretch of highways and a lot of state patrol officers. Wyoming is the answer. Oh. It's so wide open. Yeah, most people assume, well, there are a lot of cops, but no, just as many there. Basically in Wyoming, every 10th car on the road gets a ticket. Wow. That's crazy.

Hey, so when you're there, just slow down. They're looking for you. They're just wide open roads, and I do understand if there's nobody around and it's wide open, why not go a little faster? Motor1.com has that story. A bakery's receipt ruins the surprise of a gender reveal cake. Hilarious. So, the dad of the couple went to pick up the gender reveal cake, and they gave him the receipt and said the gender and the color were inside the cake. All right, here we are.

Her dad said they had the clip up. Here we are. and he goes, they put the color on the, on the receipt. Did you see the video? I did see the video, yes. On the receipt, it says the color of the inside of the cake. He's like, well, this ruins everything. Anybody had a, anybody ever been to a gender reveal party?

No. I've been. And it was, they did the balloons out of the box, and it was pink balloons. And the dad grabbed a six pack of beer and went to his room and locked the door and played video games rest of night. Oh, you mean the dad of the, the, He wanted a boy. He wanted a boy and he went and closed the door and I was like, this is why you never had one.

He was so mad and it was just awkward. The rest of night everybody was around. It was like, yay, all right. That's awkward. You got to fake it, bro. Yeah. Just fake it for a minute. Is it better that he dealt with it before the child was born and not like as the child's being born?

Are I still dealing with it? Still dealing with it. But any of my friends that have had girls, any of my male friends that have had girls and didn't want a girl, they all say the same thing. It's awesome. Exactly. Like, I had no idea that I could even feel this way about a girl. It's totally different than what I thought I was going to feel.

So, there's hope. There is hope. You're right. They all say that. Eddie has four boys. I wouldn't know. Yeah, it is. But they do say that.

That story is from the New York Post. More and more people are electing not to drink nowadays. Big alcohol companies are worried about the growing numbers of non-drinkers, which is hurting their cells. It seems young adults these days are drinking less alcohol, and they're turning to other things somewhat and some of them they're just abstaining period. Do you drink

lunchbox as much as you can't? No, I can't. It's impossible. Would you? I mean, if I didn't have kids, heck yeah. Do you still enjoy it? Yeah, it's still fun. Do you ever get drunk anymore? It's been a while. I mean, because it's hard because usually I'd go to bed at three or four

in the morning and the kids get up at like six in the morning so if I did that, I'd still be drunk when they got up. Winsel. Has that ever happened? Oh, yeah. It's happened where you've been drunk and they've been like, Dad. Yeah. It's like, oh, boy, here we go. I thought you guys were going to sleep in because I keep them up to 11 or something thinking, oh, they'll sleep in.

They partying with you or what? No, you just keep them up and doing stuff. So when's the last time you think you were drunk? Well, I mean, probably I heart country. I mean, go out and the kids aren't there and so I'm by myself so I can let loose. Yeah. Surprise. Eddie you? Last time I've been drunk, drunk?

Ooh, it's been a long time. I mean. Like, no, no, just drunk. Not drunk drunk, drunk. Just drunk. Not like calling over in the fish. I got it. Vegas.

Vegas. Soor losers convention in Vegas in January. Ray. Two weeks? What? Yeah, Vegas. Honestly, two weeks ago. Two weeks ago.

Ray still goes hard. Really hard. It'll change when he has kids. Do you bounce back slower? No, I mean, we did IVs and stuff like that. We're very smart about it now. I'm constantly doing pediolites as well. So you are smarter.

Exactly. But he does like brunch. He drinks in the day. Yeah, Ray starts drinking like 10 a.m. Yeah. He's done by him. By 3 p.m. A passenger asks a fellow traveler to, hey, can you please ease up on the farts?

On a flight? Travel noir, yeah. How did they know was him? You kind of know, right? I don't know. I always think that this is the best place to do it. You think no one knows it's you, but people know it's you. They do?

Probably. During a flight from New York, California, which that's a long one. That's like a little less than six hours. A passenger noticed the air circulating around the cabin just generally kept smelling bad. he even put on two COVID masks to cover his nose and that didn't work. So finally, he figured out who it was by watching their body, knowing where it was coming from. And he went up and he was like, hey, can you please ease up on the farts? And if you need to go stand in the bathroom, please.

So that's embarrassing for everybody. Yeah. That's rude. I got to call them out. Is it rude if they don't stop? I mean, you can't control it. Mostly you can. Mostly you can unless you're sick.

It's a bodily function. But mostly you can unless you're sick. You can't control it mostly. If you hold it in, it's bad for your help. But why not go to the bathroom if it's going to just be terrible? You can go to the bathroom 100 times a flight? A hundred times. Yeah.

Have you ever had that? Yeah. Don't get the special. One time we went out for your birthday, man. We all got the special. Oh, we got the trout. I'll never forget it. And we went out.

Oh, it was your birthday. And like, oh, the special is the trout tonight. And we're like, I got the trout. I got the trout. A couple of people got the trout. We got the trout and we went out afterwards and I mean you want to talk about just boom boom I think one person started with the farting and then we all started farting we're like it must be the trout had to be the trout that scene in bridesmaids or stand by me where they're all vomiting

on each other. It's the pie and the pie eating and then finally we should all do a friend's cleanse. A what? A friend's cleanse. What is that? It's where you take a look at your friendships and go, you know somebody's kind of suck. I need to get rid of them. Oh, dang.

and eliminate toxic people or situations. Sorry lunch. Dr. Bruce Wiley recommends asking yourself 10 questions about your friends. And if the answer to at least one is yes, you probably want to cleanse them from the group. You want to hear some of the questions? Yes. Number one, have they been there for me during tougher moments of my life? Number two, were they judgmental when I revealed I was going through tough times?

Yes. Number three, did they make an adequate effort to stay in touch? No. Who are you answering? Yeah, who's he thinking about? Are you all cleansing someone in your life right now? Yeah, I'm cleansing a couple people. I'll give you one more.

Did I wonder about what they were saying or doing behind my back? No, I don't care about that. Did they date my significant other while I was still with this significant other? No chance. That's on there? No chance. She wouldn't be interested in him. Oh, you guys are still thinking about lunchbox.

Oh, lunchbox 100%. That's from women's health. All right, there you go. Bobby's Big. Stories. Don't forget tomorrow, 10 a.m. Tickets to my comedically inspirational show in Nashville. The show's October 22nd.

It's a Saturday night. Get your butts at town or if you're in town. But tickets at Bobbybones.com. Tomorrow, 10 a.m. Central time. As a kid, every weekend, I would listen to the Crook and Chase countdown. Did you guys listen to Crook and Chase at all? Absolutely. You knew their voice.

Of course. Charlie Goose. Lori Ann Crook, Charlie Chase. He had this deep voice. here's a clip because I used to watch them on TNN. I used to listen to the radio show. Here's the clip here. Well, folks, welcome back to Crook and Chase.

I'm Lori Ann Crook. I'm Charlie Chase. Right, and our guest today is Trish. So it's just like the sounds of my childhood. And so they came over to my house and we did a bobby cast and I was just like, this is a cooler. It was almost cooler than anybody that's ever come over because I just spent so much time listening to them as a kid. And so I was like, tell me stories about, because they've been on 40 years. Wow.

So tell me stories like, did you know Johnny Cash? And so this is Lori Ann Crook talking about seeing Johnny Cash at a supermarket late one night. I went shopping for hairspray with Johnny Cash once. What's the story that led to you going with him to get hairspray? It was late at night. It was Kroger 24-hour. I needed hairspray for whatever we were doing the next day. And I ran in there and there was the man in black standing in front of the, what's it called, the aqua something that he and Marty Stewart bought?

Aquafinette or something. Aquinette. There it is. Yeah. So Johnny Cash and I are standing there just kind of laughing and talking about which hairspray we're going to get. And they tell a story about Johnny Cash being asked about his underwear. Is it also black?

Like, man in black? That's funny. They have a lot of cool Johnny Cash stories. And I also didn't know he bought Aquinette. Yeah. I mean, he didn't have good hair, always. So then they were talking about Shania Twain, who when they were doing the TV show, she would play on their TV show before she was famous.

She was like one of the singers on the show. And she basically disappeared. She met Muntler. who kind of made her a star that together they did it was a producer and he was so private that she brought a wedding picture back but here's a story she disappeared from music city tonight for several weeks and when she came back she was married and she brought a picture of her wedding but it was cut in half prophetic maybe but mutt wasn't in it i was like well wait a minute where's your husband because i didn't know who mutt lang was at the time and she goes oh well he's really private and i can't

show his picture around but she wanted us to see her in her wedding dress on her wedding day. But it was, I don't think she was with our show more than a few months after that because she and might just, just, do the top. I gave her one of my pictures, told her to insert it right there. And she cut you out of it. Yeah, yeah. She cut you out too, yeah. But she handed him a picture. It was torn in half going, look at me in my wedding dress because he didn't want to be seen. I didn't realize that. Crazy. And then I was asking about Taylor Swift because they were here whenever the early, early, early Taylor days happened. We got a phone call from our friend. And I don't think it was Scott Bersheda himself, that some assistant, just.

with just a few doors down from us. And, of course, everything on Music Row, everything, your doors are locked for obvious reasons. And they said, in a few minutes, your doorbell at your studio is going to ring. Just open the door. So we went down there and opened the door, and it was this beautiful, blonde, young lady with the guitar. Was she 14 at the time? I think she was 14. Mm-hmm.

And she wandered up in the studio. Yeah, she wandered up in the studio based on that phone call. Okay. And just as sweet as she can be. And we sat down. We talked about her being in high school at this point, writing some songs. She said, I've just written a couple of songs.

I'd love to play them for you. Sure. So she reaches down and brings up her guitar and fires up what became, I guess, her first two number ones. Tim McGraw and tear drops on my guess. And I was in tears. I was sitting there crying,

this girl, 14-year-old girl I had just met because what she was singing about reminded me of being in junior high and having a first love or whatever. She had me in tears the first time we met. So I did an hour with them on the Bobbycast. It's up now. It's just nonstop that.

That's awesome. They have so many stories. They've just been here. They're the OGs, but they're also still, they just got nominated for a CMA. They've been together 40 years. And I was like, do people ever think you guys were married? And they were like, everywhere we went. Yeah, I believe that.

I thought they were married. They thought my name was Crook. My name is Chase and we were married. So check out the latest Bobbycast. It's up now. If you love country music, it's a really good one because I just kind of geek out at them and then all the stories they can tell. And it's just one after the other.

There's one about Hank Jr. Oh. They didn't ask that to be cut later, did they? I bet it was crazy. It was one where they were like, should we tell it? And they decided to tell it. And usually when that happens, Mike will get a call going, you know, we shouldn't have told the story about Hank Jr.

And the tongue on the toilet seat. And then that's the story. Well, no, there's a lot more to that. Wait, what? I'm going to let you have to go listen to it to hear it. And we'll cut it because we don't embarrass anybody. But I was like, I bet we get a call going, don't put, about a girl on a bed

and a twill. It's a whole thing. They wanted to hang. And so, it's there. It's in there. Wow. They haven't asked us to cut it yet. It's nothing bad. It's just, what do you expect Hank Jr. to be doing?

Yeah. 20, 30 years ago. Yeah. Being Hank Jr. Search it up. It's the Bobbycast. That's Crook and Chase. It is fantastic.

I hope you like. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes us from Washington. A man was fishing for cash. Literally. He was going to the night.

deposit box and he was using rodent glue sticks, sticking them in there and trying to get cash out. The only problem is he did it for months and he only got a few hundred dollars because not a lot of people put cash and police started setting up surveillance and that's how they busted him. You know, it's a lot of effort to not get much. I think he just kept waiting for his big breakthrough, right?

I think he just kept going one day I want to get thousands and thousands of dollars. It also reminds me we used to have, when I worked at a marino, we had one of those claw machines. Man, I put my hand up there. I tried strategically to get my, it was like a 20-cent little stuffed animal. I spent many, many hours trying to do it, and I never quite got it. Then after I finished that job, a couple years later, I was like, well, I wasted a lot of time doing that. Same with this guy.

All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Morgan ran into Melissa Joan Hart. Now, if you don't know her, what, she's Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Yeah, and she had Melissa and Joey on TV for a while. Clarissa explains it all for probably us. because when we were kids, that was her show on Nickelodeon.

Do you know that at all? No, I don't. That was kind of her entrance and like, it was cute. It's girly, so I didn't admit I watched it. I admit it now. You ran into her where? Yeah, and the Titan suite, my celebrity suite. Oh, the Celebrity Suite.

Wow. Oh, boy, I got a feeling stories are going to just slowly trickle out just to drive one from that's crazy. So she was just hanging out? Yeah, she was in there with her kids, so I didn't bother. I really wanted a picture, but I, went with your rule and because she was with her kids and with her family. I didn't go up to her and ask for a picture. I just left her alone. That's good.

If somebody's with their kids, you leave them alone unless, and there is kind of a caveat here, you see them taking pictures of other people. And they look happy to do it. Well, she did take a picture with 3-6 Mafia. Wait, they were in there too? Oh, my gosh. Name drop. Lunchbox, how did you not get in the suite? I don't understand this. Like, it's obviously an error on

whoever runs the Titans account. Like, every celebrity in Nashville was in this suite, and you never even got an invite. They didn't even get an invite. They didn't message me anything. And then I was looking, I wanted proof. So I looked at M2's DMs. They even sent her a welcome package like sweatshirt and t-shirts. And I'm like, hello, she's like probably the least famous one of the one on the show. And they went after her. In my head, I didn't reply to the Titan.

You know you DM the least popular one on our whole show. So you just thought it, right? And now you're saying it here, but you wouldn't say that to them. Well, I mean, I can send them a mess. message be like, hey, how come on it? Oh, that's what I'm going to do. I'll DM the Titans and be like, hey, you guys invited Morgan to your celebrity suite and I guess I got overlooked somehow. There may be in a clerical error, but. Clearical. Yeah, we love clerical errors.

Man, what a weird thing for them. Rappers, TV stars. That's what I'm saying. What is going on? Well, I'm sorry, you didn't get invited. That's tough. Maybe you go sit in the suite this week. They're in Buffalo. I know. They invite them. They're like, hey, come on Sunday. And the game's on Monday, though. Like, come on Sunday.

Terrible. That's fun. Was she nice? Did she seem like she nice? Yeah, so we were at the little dessert bar in there, and her son was making a Sunday, and she walked up and made a joke. She was like, is he causing a whole ruckus over here?

She was just like she was on TV. Oh, that's hilarious. What a great joke. Okay. We're done. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone Show. Air Tasker knows your to-do list can be a little varied.

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