The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full Show) Adam Sandler Is On the Show Talking About His Viral Basketball Videos & More! + Lunchbox's Top 10 Cringest Moments! + Eddie's Kid's Issue At Basketball

Episode Date: December 28, 2023

Adam Sandler in on the show talking about those viral videos of him playing basketball, his latest projects and more! Then, we share Lunchbox's Top 10 cringest moments from the last 5 years! Plus, fin...d out why Eddie's son is having an issue at basketball... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:38 Welcome to Thursday. Appreciate you guys being here. Morning, studio. Morning. The question is, this is from Amy. Can her daughter play Call of Duty? Why does she want to play Call of Duty? Don't ask me, because I guess other kids are allowed to.
Starting point is 00:02:02 And I even said, what kids, I need their names. I want to call their parents and say, Is your daughter really allowed to play Call of Duty? Because from what I know about that game, I don't want my 15-year-old daughter playing it. It's a war game. Yeah, but isn't that the one? No. Which one's the one?
Starting point is 00:02:20 You're thinking of Grand Theft Auto. Oh, yeah, that's it. So you said no to something you didn't even look up. That's it. That's it. That's it. Okay. Amy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:26 But still, I don't like it. We already let them play that other one. What's it called? The real popular one? The everyone. Fortnite? Yeah. But there's no difference, really.
Starting point is 00:02:36 And call of duty in Fortnite. We need to add another one to it. And now I feel really bad because I thought this was that one where you know they do real bad stuff. Yeah. Especially like women. Yeah. So you should just let her play this one because it's not as bad as the one you were thinking. If you're going to let to play Fortnite, there's nothing wrong with Call of Duty.
Starting point is 00:02:52 You could say you can only play for an hour and then she can pick whichever one. Because it's basically the same game. I'm glad we had this talk as a group here before I called some of the parents. Oh my God. Because I thought it was that. She's like, do you know these characters get prostitutes in this game? They steal cars. And then they just beat women up.
Starting point is 00:03:09 That's in Grand Theft Auto. Yes. Okay. So tomato tomato. People in the head. But it's a war game. And I think she probably only wants to play it because other kids are playing it. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:18 And they're just talking on headsets hanging out. Yes, probably. Yeah, it's not really about the game. It's just about being able to hang out with your friends. Right. All we revisit this. We'll see. TBD.
Starting point is 00:03:27 TBD. But we already do Fortnite. So I feel like it's... There's no difference is what I would say. But why add another to the mix? But if you're playing the same amount of time, why doesn't matter which one they're playing? Okay. I don't know yet. I'll get back to you. Yeah. Unless it's a financial thing where you don't want to buy another game.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Well, then that's it. No, no, you just made that out. No, no, you just made that out. Thank you for bringing that to my attention. I do not want to buy another game. I'll buy it for her. No. My point is if you're going to let her play Fortnite, you can let her play Call of Duty. But if you don't want to play either, I completely get it. You're the parent. You make the rules. But there's really not coming from a place of, you know, I believe that these games are.
Starting point is 00:04:04 If you're going to do one, you got to the other. I thought that that one was the bad one. We know. I mean, it is bad, but I thought it was the bad, bad one. So, should Amy's daughter get to play Call of Duty? Around the room, Eddie? I say, yeah. I mean, not too bad.
Starting point is 00:04:16 No, they haven't asked yet. Oh. Hopefully they don't listen to the segment. I got no problem with it. She's almost driving a car, so let her play a video game. And she's already playing Fortnite. Yeah. If there was a problem with shooting games in general, I would understand.
Starting point is 00:04:28 And not often. My kids don't play often at all. Play it with it, Amy. You might understand that's not that bad. Morgan, what you think? I mean, I think she should. I think she's probably seen worse or heard things worse than school. Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Her favorite genre of movie is whore. It's what? Hoh. Hore. What? Put the er on there. There's like a two for, yeah. Horror.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Horror films. There you go. That other genre, not familiar with it. That's in that old video video. Oh, okay. All right. Horror. There you go.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Do three just for, just for. But that is her favorite type of movie. And it's like, she's just not. Like, I can barely watch Stranger Things, because I'm scared and she watches it, no problem. She's watching Stabbing, killing monster. Good, she's good to go. Call of Duty, thumbs up.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Grand Theft Auto. Thumbs down. For kids. Yes, no, she shouldn't be playing that one. Heck no. All right, let's start off Thursday's show. Welcome, everybody. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Follow me on Instagram at Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go over and open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we hear. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm wondering if it would be okay to date my best friend's ex-girlfriend. They were together for 10 years, but she has recently shown interest in me. For context, he abruptly broke off the relationship a couple years ago, and he up, and he moved his whole life to Minnesota.
Starting point is 00:05:56 He doesn't show any signs of wanting to get back with her ever, so is it okay for me to date her, since he's the one who did the breaking up. He's my best friend. Curious in theville writes that email. I would just say generally no. It's not a good move. Yeah, there's a lot of history there. I would say you can.
Starting point is 00:06:14 It's a free world, free country, but you'll probably lose the friendship. It's which would you rather do? Date her or be his best friend because most likely they both aren't going to work. Also, most likely it's not going to work with her long term. Just because you play the odds, most people you date, you don't marry.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Matter of fact, usually only one or maybe two. So I would say it's probably not worth it to put the strain on your best friend and that if you feel like you have to, I would talk to him. But that's a weird conversation. And that's 10 years. And he's got a lot more history with her. That'd be weird to me too. All of it's weird. I'm going to say I'd probably avoid it unless you just have this huge calling like she could be my soul.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Yeah. And even then you ask. And then you know he might say, yeah, go for it. You're going to be weird. Even if he says go for it. Remember, he's seen it all. But he up and moved to Minnesota. I know, but he's seen it all.
Starting point is 00:07:11 That's what you're saying. You just won't be best friends anymore. You may still be buddies, but if you're with her, regardless of what happened to them, you won't be best friends anymore. You guys, would we agree with that? Yes. That's very true. You can't go on vacation together. You can't ever go visit him with her.
Starting point is 00:07:22 It's so awkward. You've got to go bros before. Okay. Or, if you don't, just know that you won't be as close of bros anymore. Or how about this encouraging story? It's not. Okay. Go ahead, though.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Hit this one there. Okay. I know couples that were divorced, then they each remarried, and now they all vacation to each other. Both they like switch partners? Yes. That's called swinging. No.
Starting point is 00:07:48 No. That's rare, but it's still a story of hope. But none of this is happening here. So I'm going to say, don't do it, buddy. If you do do it, you can have a conversation with him. That's going to be tough. But just realize if you do do that. It's never going to be the same with you and your boy.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Right. That's the problem with you doing, you know? All right, that's the mailbag. Thank you guys. We got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's by the close Bobby's mailback. Okay, Eddie, what happened with your kid? Oh, this was tough.
Starting point is 00:08:21 So my seven-year-old, he's joining a new basketball team, and he shows up, and he's little for his age. So he shows up, and two boys in his team are laughing at him, just saying, like, look at this guy, he's so short, he's not going to make any of the baskets. And my son hears him, and I'm one of the, I mean, I guess all the dads chip in, so we're all kind of coaches. So if we're at practice, we're all helping out. And I'm right there hearing them laugh every single time my son takes a shot. So I get a little fired up over it.
Starting point is 00:08:48 So they're saying he's too small. Yes. Are they trying to block his shots? No, no, we're doing layup drills. And every time he goes up for the layup, they're like, watch this. The little guy's going to try to make a layup. He's not even going to get close to the basket. But, hey, my son's draining every single one.
Starting point is 00:09:04 And they say it about five times. And finally the fifth time, I'm like, uh-uh, that's it. I'm about to say something. So I say, I pull them both aside. I say, hey, you two, there's no laughing at your teammates. I don't care who your teammate is. You guys have each other's back. I hear you guys laughing at his size, but I guarantee you he'll school both of you guys.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Oh, then that's probably not the way to do it. Well, that part. You don't have to go that hard right there. Now you're talking bad about. Yeah. Well, now you're like making him want to compete against your son. Like, I'll guarantee you he'll take both of you down. But I think that was the emotion talking.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Yeah. I didn't really mean to say that. but that just slipped out, but I was really just trying to say like, hey, no laughing at your teammate. Back him up. I like that part. You went over. I guess deep inside, I know how good my son is. Like, he's really good.
Starting point is 00:09:45 And it's happened every single season where the team, the opposing team sees him. And they're like, look at this little point guard. And he just dominates because he's fast. He does make every shot. And he's really, really good. So part of me was like, oh, you fools are going to take your laughing back because he's going to school you. How is he affected when he hears that? Oh, dude, it hurt him a little bit because I could say.
Starting point is 00:10:04 see him listening and every single time he would miss a layup, he would look at the reaction. But you just said he makes every shot. Well, he doesn't make every single one. But every time he did miss one, he would look back to see their reaction and of course they were laughing again. Okay, so what would you do? That's a question.
Starting point is 00:10:20 You guys can call us to how would you deal with this 877 Bobby. We will grab your calls. We'll talk about it right after this song. My quick advice as a young once small kid that had the same thing happened to me, I had to learn how to let it drive me, right? I didn't have anybody giving me a
Starting point is 00:10:39 massage going, hey, bubba, it'd be okay. And it will be okay, and you can do that. I just didn't have that. And so I let that crap drive me to the point, probably I'm extra neurotic at this point of my life. But I think that that's good. I think adversity's awesome. I think the fact that I don't like the bullying. I don't like to say that. They're saying that and you can actually put a stop to it. But I think, let's see how he reacts. What does he think? Is he reacting to it? Does it drive him to want to work harder or is he just kind of like, I don't want to play at all? I think a little bit of both. They can see it in him where at first he's just kind of like, I don't like that they're laughing at me. But yeah, he does try extra hard to make that layup when
Starting point is 00:11:11 it is his turn just so you can shut him up a little bit. And I think that's the, that's the play is that you try to build that to, okay, people are always going to say this about you. It's how you react. It's how you show up. Ooh, that's good. Instead of, it's okay, buddy. It's, you know what? This is a part of it. I don't like it either. But it's going to happen to you the rest of your life in some way or another. And it's not, you know, if you get knocked down or if you get made fun of. It's when you get knocked down or when you get made fun of. How do you react to that?
Starting point is 00:11:42 I think that's the lesson. But what do I know? I'm kids. No, but you were, like you said, this. Still am. You were that person. I'm still that guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Everywhere I go, I feel like, look at him. He ain't going to make that shot. And I'm like, I'm not playing basketball. I'm trying to get a Starbucks. Let's go over and talk to Brittany and Texas. Hey, Brittany, you heard Eddie's story. What do you think about that? So I have a son and he's getting bullied right now,
Starting point is 00:12:07 but he's only two and a half. So it's a little bit different. But I would have called the kids out in front of everybody and embarrass them. That is a strategy. And see how cool they are after that. If you would have done that, Eddie, would your son have been like, oh, don't do that? Like, would that have embarrassed him if you're embarrassing the other kids?
Starting point is 00:12:26 I don't know, but after I did what I did, he did back home say, man, dad stuck up for me, so that was kind of cool. So I don't know if you would have done it publicly, it would have been maybe cooler to him, but he did like that I said something. I would have been mortified, because I got the crap beat out of me.
Starting point is 00:12:40 I was picked on a lot. And if somebody would have come and yelled at the people picking on me in front of everybody else, I'd have been like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not saying what you're doing is not, I'm just talking about me. I would never have wanted that
Starting point is 00:12:51 because they'd have pounded me more. They'd have been meaner to me later. Just saying stuff about me. Yeah. So, but that's only me. And isn't that if we react that way as a parent, isn't that more selfishly like we're acting out in a way?
Starting point is 00:13:07 And that's, I mean, I guess if it works for her, great. But I would, I just, I couldn't imagine me yelling at like little kids publicly like that. Oh, I can imagine it. All right, Mike. And Mike and Mac and Mac and George, you're on the phone. Hey, Mike, you heard Eddie's story. What did you think there, buddy? I think the conversation you have is with your son, not the other kids,
Starting point is 00:13:27 because you're not on their level. You shouldn't be arguing with him, I don't think. I think if he is, in this case, his son is short. Well, chances are he may be short his whole life. He needs to learn how to handle that. And people are always going to be coming at you, and people are always going to be trying to put you down if you do well, especially. And I think the reaction that you need to have is to let your son be a learning experience for him.
Starting point is 00:13:51 That's why you play sports. Probably not to be a professional basketball player in this case, but to learn how to deal with other people and how to handle controversy. I mean, let the son work it up. I agree with you completely on that one. Like sports to me was all about
Starting point is 00:14:06 adversity, learning how to be on a team, having other folks back and trusting them to have yours. You know, that was a big part playing baseball and football my whole life. I mean, I was close to the NFL,
Starting point is 00:14:18 but I didn't quite make it. But what I do have from it, so close. Is having a lot of things happen and having to learn how to adjust and fight back. and push when things aren't comfortable. And, you know, I think a little bit of adversity for your son's good,
Starting point is 00:14:32 because we all get it all the time. You know, you don't want to show. I know you want to shield them from it all the time. Life is, again, about not if adversity is going to happen. When it happens, how do you react to it? And sometimes it takes a few things not going your way to figure out how to make it go your way the next time. Look at it like that.
Starting point is 00:14:51 This is a learning lesson for him. He's probably going to get picked on for a long time. That's right. Equalize it. There are two ways to equalize it. One, you can be better than them at sports right now. Or two, you can just keep studying, keep your head in the books, and then be their boss later on in life.
Starting point is 00:15:02 That one's a slow play. That's the one I did. That was the extreme slow play. But it'll be good. Yeah. Okay, but you're our boss, but we didn't bully you. Oh, you would have, though. Trust me.
Starting point is 00:15:13 I see all of you. I don't know. I see all of you. All right. Thank you guys. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, I'll make something good.
Starting point is 00:15:25 So there's a gas station clerk in Kansas City, Missouri. He's sitting behind the desk, the counter, and he's, like, checking people out. He sees an old man walk in. He's got a lot of money in his hand, and he's on the phone. He goes over to this Bitcoin machine. It's almost like an ATM machine. And he walks up there, and he's like, okay, put 100 in? Yeah, puts 100 in.
Starting point is 00:15:46 He's talking to the person on the phone. He's putting $100 bills over and over. So when the clerk goes, this something's not right. He calls the police. The police get there. turns out he's on the phone with a scammer and the scammer's telling him to deposit more money into the machine so the cops get the phone, start talking to the scammer,
Starting point is 00:16:05 scammers freaks out, hangs up. They get a hold of the old man's daughter. Yes, turns out he had already given thousands of dollars to that scammer. But he had more money in his hand that he was going to give and it wasn't for that clerk kind of looking out for the old man. I guess it could have been way worse. I just heard there's a Bitcoin machine somewhere. I didn't go get in it.
Starting point is 00:16:22 I didn't know that. Yeah. I mean, I've seen him on, I've seen them before. Like I've seen them on the internet where you go, it's like putting in and getting stuff out like at the chips. Yeah, it's like cashing out your Bitcoin over there. But good for that gas station. Got a guy working there. That was terrible.
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Starting point is 00:19:44 Yes, 100%. But you're an adult man. As a kid, I get it. Yes, I'm an adult man, but I had surgery on my ankle, so I had to lay in the bathtub, and I could not, yes, I had to lay in the bathtub, and I had to put my foot out of the bathtub, so I couldn't wash all the way down my legs and everything. No. So I had my mom do it for me.
Starting point is 00:20:03 No. She's seen me naked. You didn't have to be naked. You're an adult. You're an adult man. You're an adult man. But your arms weren't broken. It was your foot.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Like you had to hang your foot. Like you can bathe yourself. Nothing about this makes sense. But do you know how far deep the bathtub is and you put your foot up? And then by that point, you're way up here and your foot's way above your head. The only point is your mom did not have to see your. Yeah. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:26 But how would I be clean? Okay. Okay. Lunchbox's 10 cringiest moments. When he called the cops on his neighbors, graduation party. No, I called cops on their graduation party because we were during the pandemic height of COVID and it said you were not allowed to have a gathering of more than 10 people and they had
Starting point is 00:20:45 at least 30 to 40. But what was that doing to hurt you? Yeah. And what was that doing for any? They weren't following the rules. We were trying to get out of the pandemic. We were trying to follow the rules so COVID would not spread and they were choosing to ignore the rules.
Starting point is 00:20:59 And look, the longer they didn't follow the rules, the longer I had to be in lock. down and I didn't want to be in lockdown anymore. So you think you calling and splitting up that graduation party. Yes, breaks up the Super Spreader event. That one was pretty cringy. Very crazy. When he admitted he had called the cops. Number eight.
Starting point is 00:21:19 And I have a clip for this one. The time Lunchbox attempted stand-up comedy. It all started during a post-show where we brought up the topic of me doing shows and Mike D doing shows. And Lunchbox claimed he could do stand-up because it was so easy. So Mike took him to an open mic night. And he, it was so much cursing during the four minute set. We couldn't play most of it, but here is a clip of the, of the, of the, of the, but they're writing down here is a bomb.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Here we go. And I always say, you never know who you're sleeping next to. So I kind of had an incident like this with my wife a little bit ago. I went got Lysick, you know, or you fix your eyes. I wake up the next morning. I roll over. I said, what the hell have I been sleeping next to? Thought I knew had no idea.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Ooh, that's a bad one. Yeah. They seem to like it. Oh, not really. You just said. I think they were liking, two things. I think they were liking the awkwardness of it. And two, you just called your wife ugly.
Starting point is 00:22:25 For the sake of a joke. Yeah. That's what you're doing comedy, guys. It doesn't matter. Nothing's off limits. Okay. What is wrong with that? Nothing.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Nothing. It's a funny joke. Crowd liked him. Number seven. Lunchbikes claiming he was so famous and then going up to a tour bus and nobody knowing who he was at all. Here you go. Hey, y'all know where I can find lunchbox? Hey, you guys know where I can find lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:22:54 No worry, I'll wait. You can take pictures. If you can just show me where lunchbox, yeah, that's me. Good to see you guys. He said, show me and that's me in the same second. And that silence is everyone looking confused. Who is this guy? And at number six, lunchbox creeping out Gwen Stefani,
Starting point is 00:23:18 and he was told, don't touch her. Man, I saw her at the hotel in Vegas, the cosmopolitan. She was trying to leave out the front doors, and I ran up, Gwen, Gwen, can I get a picture? Can I get a picture? And she turns around, she's like, fine, I go to put my arm around her, and she goes, no touching. And so I had to do the two thumbs up in front of her,
Starting point is 00:23:38 like, hey, hi. And it was very awkward on her part. Oh, so you agree. Awkward. No, I wasn't cringing on my part. I wasn't cringy at all? How is it, like, that's cringe on her. She should be ashamed to herself, not me. You tried to just throw your arm around your waist.
Starting point is 00:23:53 She didn't know you. What do you do when you're in a picture with a celebrity? You put your arm around them. You don't just stand there with your hands by your side. You put your arm around them. That's what you do. Did she agree to the picture already? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:04 She was like, sure. And she turned around and I go to put up. my arm around her and around her waist or a shoulder shoulder and they said no touching and i was like okay two thumbs up i mean that's cringe on her that's all on her that's nothing on me that's just me being excited to see someone famous in the public and maybe the story's just cringe yeah i mean i i was running after her with my suitcase okay see oh my god i'd always drips out at the end i was like what's so cringy about it like she had a couple bodyguards and i had my suitcase and i was i was in the check-in line at the hotel and i saw
Starting point is 00:24:38 and I was like, I jetted out of the check-in line. I was going to get that picture. The top five coming up in the next second. Oh, man. Okay. I'm not even cringed that again. I mean, if those were in the bottom five, I can't even. Do you have more?
Starting point is 00:24:50 Oh, yeah. And they get better. Two words. Lauren Elena. Oh, definitely. That's a cringe. What happened to that? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:24:57 All right, coming back. All right, top five moments now. These are the top five cringiest moments. The lunchbox has given us over the past few years here. Number five. Happened on the show where lunchbox is trying to interview Guy Fierry at a chicken restaurant in town. Oh my goodness. This one just happened yesterday.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Terribly awkward. Make sure you can listen to the Bobby Bone Show. I don't know who you are. You are in my face more than anybody. So, I know, Dave, Lisa. My name is. I'll tell you. I know who Bob Boone is.
Starting point is 00:25:27 I don't know who is. I'm lunchbox. I'm on the morning show. Lunchbox, you better be legit. If you're in my grill about all this, I'm going to find you. That felt so, that beginning of that. He's looking at. He's like, can someone explain to me who this guy is?
Starting point is 00:25:40 I mean, I was tapping him on his shoulder trying to get that line over the show. He's touching him. He loves touching people. He loves touching people. Number four. When he kept Dirk's Bentley's medallion after the CMA dinner. Oh, this is horrible. This is horrible.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Horrible. So would you like to tell the story, Amy? Okay, so yeah, we were at this really, really fancy CMA dinner thing. For people that have won the CMA award. Quite honestly, we didn't belong there, you know. But I guess we won radio stuff. So anyway, we're there and like somehow, jokingly,
Starting point is 00:26:09 Lunchbox gets Dirk's medallion, and Dirk's is fully expecting to get it back. But Lunchbox straight up keeps it. And, I mean, this is a very special thing for any artist. And of course, they won it. And lunchbox thinks that Dirk really gave it to him. It takes it home. Listen, let me tell you how it went down.
Starting point is 00:26:26 This is how it went down. You go to the CMA dinner, right? And everybody that is nominated gets a medallion. Well, we didn't get a medallion, even though we were nominated. So I thought that was weird. And so I was just talking to Dirk. I was like, man, we were nominated and we didn't even get a medallion. He goes, here, you can have mine.
Starting point is 00:26:42 And he put it around my neck and walked away. Kiddy. It was a joke. Really? Then why didn't he come back and get it? Why did he give it? Because you left and took it home. No.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Because he put it around my neck and walked away. I didn't walk away. You don't think before you left to go home. You'd been like, dude, here's your medallion bag. Hey, he knew I where I was. He knew I was there. If he wanted it, he could have come and got it. And how long did you keep it?
Starting point is 00:27:02 Like, three weeks. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Until Bobby made me give it back. Like, I don't understand. When someone gives you something, you take it. And it was cool to have Dirk's medallion. Like, you know where that medallion is right now?
Starting point is 00:27:16 He has no idea either, exactly. So I would have had that hanging in the wall. Like, hey, Dirk's gave that to me. Number three, Lunchbox is trying to sell a picture of Sam Hunt and his wife. Oh, oh, my gosh. Why is that cringe? This is terrible. That I had to buy so I wouldn't go to TMZ.
Starting point is 00:27:31 That, no, no, that's like the picture. Really, that's more valuable now because it's really like the first picture of them reconciling, getting back together. What was cringier? Him trying to sell it or the fact that he took, he hid in a car and took the picture. Oh, that's, they're free even. I mean, I pulled up at a four-way stop.
Starting point is 00:27:49 I was going to pick up some lunch and they just happened to walk right in front of my car and I was like, what in the world? So I had to pay the money that TMZ was going to pay to get the picture. Plus a dollar. Plus a dollar. So he wouldn't sell the picture.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Man, I still think about that. I mean, he really was on cutting edge news. I was. Number two. Thank you. Lunchbox is a beef with Chris Jansen. About trying to take his whole family to an industry event. Somebody at Chris's label said, no, that's too many people. So then Lunchbox got on social media.
Starting point is 00:28:25 I got on, no, I came on here and said there's a beef. I told you, hey, listen, Chris Jansen didn't allow my family when his album title is all in. And I said, obviously that's not accurate because not everyone was welcome all into his party. It was only some people got into his party. Then he on social media said I'd give you a gift card. Yeah, he went on there said, my bad, we messed up. I know we're bad.
Starting point is 00:28:47 We want to correct this and they gave me a He never said any of that. Yeah. No, that's what he heard though. No, that's basically what he's saying. When he gives you that, that's an apology saying, hey, we messed up, let us make it right. And he brought me a gift car for, what, was it, $250? Yes. The Roots Chris. God. Yeah, it's going to be a nice dinner. You haven't gone yet?
Starting point is 00:29:05 Not yet. Got to find a babysitter. cringy. Number one. Lunchbox posting pictures of Lauren Elena at Chapulte. Yeah, I was eating lunch at Chipotle and I was sitting there and all of a sudden, Lauren Elena walks in. I'm like, man, this is great. I'm going to see what she does. She comes in by herself and she orders and she sits down. She starts eating by herself. Then she goes outside, takes a phone call, comes back. And her journal all this? Basically. He's like, she's at a restaurant. He's like, can't see what she does. And her friend came and joined her. and then Lauren Elena went to get some
Starting point is 00:29:37 a refill on a water or whatever and she spilled it all over the floor and she kept saying, oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, let me clean that up for you. And they had to clean it up and I snapped a couple photos of her at Chapolet. That's not, it wasn't just about you taking a couple pictures of her.
Starting point is 00:29:50 It was that they were all from the back. Yeah. Well, yeah, she was sitting with her back to me. But you know her. Exactly. And it's all from the back and I think she was in yoga pants. Yeah. And it just felt weird and everybody.
Starting point is 00:30:01 And it was like paparazzi. It wasn't like I was zoomed in on her back. side. It was her whole body. It was just she happened to be, and like her back happened to be to me. So you're not allowed to take. It was weird. I just wanted to very weird. And then everybody starts to come after him. Well, yeah, those people are idiots.
Starting point is 00:30:18 It's weird. I don't think that's cringy. You see a celebrity in public, you take a picture even if it's the back of them. I mean, if they're walking away, you're not allowed to take a picture now? You know her. Is that the rule? You know her and it was her butt and yoga pants six feet away. What's crazy? He's disagreed with every single one on this list. Oh, so none of them are cringgy.
Starting point is 00:30:33 I didn't find any of those cringy. I mean, I felt cringy for Gwen Stefani because that was her fault. Yeah. Okay. Well, thank you for doing all these non-crongy things. Yeah, I mean, I don't, man, you guys came up with a weak list. Hey. What's yours, Eddie?
Starting point is 00:30:47 Do you have a favorite of all that? Well, I think number one is for sure my favorite on the list because it was so cringy. Yeah, it was. Lauren Elena. I was in another country working and we were going through the controversy. Dude, I'm thinking about it right now. I mean, why would he do something like that? I mean, it was, let me tell you.
Starting point is 00:31:00 I got a text from where she goes, oh, that's really funny. And then like an hour later she goes, after thinking about it, I think you should take those down. I never do that again. We didn't know you got the text for me. Yeah, and I was like, that's weird. Well, you know her. She has your number to text you. Wow, this cringe level just got higher.
Starting point is 00:31:13 She texted him, say he'd take him down. Did you take him down or did Morgan take it down? Well, I had to take him down. I mean, I had some of my social media and I was like, you know, and there was other artists chiming in with their two cents and. I hate how this makes me feel. Yeah, me too. See, there we go.
Starting point is 00:31:28 That's the clear winner. Thank you. And we'll pose the picture so you guys know. No, we're not posing the pictures. Here's Amy's pile of stories. A study was done and experts are sharing the exact amount of screen time that's perfect for teenagers. And they say the most well-adjusted kids spent one to two hours online per day. That must be not a school or not doing homework.
Starting point is 00:31:54 It's got to be all that because most of my screen time honestly is spent when I'm on this show looking stuff up. So I about say half of mine. Because I don't know, I'll probably get like two to eight hours on my phone today, right? So eight. So eight. So I would say at least three or four of that is here when I'm looking stuff up and checking emails for work. So why don't we penalize? It's all about me now.
Starting point is 00:32:13 I'm very defensive. That's way too little. Two hours, way too little. Some parents want to actually try to really limit screen time and then that can backfire on them. So keep that in mind. And then the one to two hours is during the week. And then on the weekends, you can give them an extra hour, three hours on Saturdays and Sundays. But that's got to be without school and learning.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Totally. Okay. That's just for fun. And that's still way too little. I'm telling you. Wait through a little. All right, what else? So, free birthing is something that some people are doing and a mom recently posted her birth on Instagram
Starting point is 00:32:43 where she gave... Free birthing? Free birthing. You get her free to give it birth wherever you want. And she decided to do it in the Pacific Ocean. She posted the video. Well, that's fine. I thought you meant like a chick-fil-A. Like, I'm free to have a baby right here. No.
Starting point is 00:32:57 You're not having the ocean. Long you have people there with you to make sure that's okay? Well, no, she had her husband. No other, he had a birthing kit with him. No other medical professional as sheets. But think about 200 years ago. Yeah. We were doing all kinds stuff. We were just having babies out in the woods. Like, what do you feed them? There's no formula.
Starting point is 00:33:12 You can't go down to, so there's no formula shortage. You just got a breastfeed. Then what if you can't breastfeed? You got to go and beg that local townwoman for some of her milk? I mean, this is probably maybe even healthier. I'm advocate. I'm very pro-more screen time, but very pro 1800s birth.
Starting point is 00:33:28 Yeah, she said that her first child was born in a hospital and it was like an okay experience. And her second one she did it at home, but the third one, she wanted to be more free in the ocean. I get it, I guess. I get it that I don't get it. And I'm okay with that. I think that's what I get. All right, what else? Nicole Kidman was doing an interview with Vogue, Australia. And it came up that she was at the dentist who happens to be the same dentist to Dolly Parton. And she said, that's just how small Nashville is. Like you run into other famous people at appointments.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Have you ever? I guess certain appointments you probably shouldn't say. Well, I can tell you, Luke Bryan and I went to the productologist at the same time. Together, we went together. No, I don't have any sharing of doctors. I don't want to know. And I've never seen anybody, and I don't want a doctor to tell me because then I know they're telling other people about me. Oh, for sure. You can't trust it.
Starting point is 00:34:19 If you go into a doctor and they're like, oh, I was just working on. Also, if I'm Dolly, I'm like, hey, Nicole Kidman. Hush it. That's a good story. I made me. That's my pile. That was Amy's Pile of Stories. Back in 2017, there was this woman at the Goodwill.
Starting point is 00:34:46 She was going through a little bin of paintings and posters, and she finds this painting. She's like, oh, that's kind of cool. Takes it to the register. Pays four bucks and goes, ha, this could be an original. Ha, joking. Went home, put it on her wall for a couple years, did some remodeling, put in a closet. Then she just snapped a photo this year and put it on Facebook. It's like, oh, look at this painting I've had in my closet.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Someone goes, uh, that's a real painting. You need to get that looked at. it's expected to sell for $250,000. What? That's awesome. Yeah, some guy, I don't know. I'm just surprised the person didn't go, that is such a great replica.
Starting point is 00:35:20 I'll give you $100 for it. Yeah, I don't know why you're telling. And then he knew, knowing it was real? No, no, like tricking her out of it. Oh, I know. There's so many scammers. You ever been on the internet, Amy? Lots of scams.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Nothing but scams. Yeah, I know. But that wouldn't be tell me something good. Yeah, I would try to tell you this. Artist's name is Newell Converse Wayeth. Oh, as the newest conference, wavos. Yeah, you got any little newer Congress, Wales. Did you say wavos?
Starting point is 00:35:44 If you got one of those paintings, you might want to look because you're going to make some money. But that is crazy. I'm heading a good world today. All right, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Hey, earners, what's up? Look, money is something we all deal with. But financial literacy is what helps turn income into real wealth.
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Starting point is 00:38:02 This month, hear from top streamer, Zoe Spencer, and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum Pierre, as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up. If I'm outside with my parents and they've seen all these. people come up to me for pictures. It's like, what? Today now, obviously, it's like 100% they believe everything. But at first it was just like, you got to go get a real job. There's an economic component to communities thriving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail. And what I mean by fell is they don't have money to pay for food. They cannot feed their kids. They do not have homes. Communities don't work
Starting point is 00:38:37 unless there's money flowing through them. Listen to eating while broke from the Black Effect podcast network on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And now, Amy's Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. Why did the dolphin cross the beach? Why did the dolphin cross the beach? To get to the other tide.
Starting point is 00:39:03 Tide. The other tide. That was the Morning Corny. I don't even know the root of that chicken joke. by the way. Why did the chicken cross the street? Get to the other side? Yeah. Across the road to get to the other side. Yeah, how was that even funny? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:19 But she did a joke based off that joke. But I'm like, I don't even know what the root joke is. Bobby Bones Show now. Adam Sandler. Adam's happening, man. It's Bobby. Hi, Bobby. How are you, buddy? As a, you know, sports guy and a comedy guy, like the movie being about basketball and your love of basketball, was the movie an outlet for you to play more basketball selfishly?
Starting point is 00:39:42 Like, was, like, this would be a, you. a good movie to do because you could play more? Bobby, I had the worst thing happened to an old man. I played a lot when we were there. The first part of the movie we shot, played hoop every day, had a great time. Then the second half of the movie, because we had to separate two halves because of the pandemic, we had to not do contact basketball for a while. Then when it was safe enough, all the guys started showing up playing hoop. I played for maybe a few weeks with the guys. it was incredible. And then my stupid groin popped
Starting point is 00:40:18 was some weird. And then I was like limping around. Everybody would be like, why are you walking like that? It was humiliating. So I got nothing. Those viral videos are you playing pickup ball. And it's always highlights. I've never seen a viral video of you sucking.
Starting point is 00:40:30 It's always like Sandler dominates, like dropping dimes. Are you that good all the time? Or are they just selective on what they put up? No, I'm that good all the time. Nice. That's what I thought. No, you know I suck many times out there. There are times, though, Bobby, where I'll go,
Starting point is 00:40:46 why would they show that and not this? Because I had a killer pass that day. And then I'll sometimes when I'm out there playing and I notice the cameras come up and the kids are shooting me and stuff, I'm like, I make an ice pass. I look up, I'm like, nobody caught that? That was a good moment, man.
Starting point is 00:41:02 We would have loved that one. The movie's about your character chasing his dream. And your character says that people in their 50s don't have dreams. But just asking you as a person, Do you still have dreams at this point with all that you've done? I'm very thankful that I get to do all this stuff. I'm probably still driven like I used to be as a kid.
Starting point is 00:41:23 When I commit to something, I try to go full tilt and be as good as I can. But I only dream about it as much as I dream about my kids having a good life now. You know, they're 13 and 16. So I think about bad a lot now. I'm like, oh, man, I just please hope they have. happiness and and they get to dive into whatever they're dying to do that they get to do it. Hustle such a good movie again, especially for me. He was a big fan of you, a big fan of sports movies. And when you did uncut gyms, you know, I felt like you were snubbed a nomination.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Do you feel like when you nail a serious movie that you want to do it and you don't get the nomination, which I thought, I thought you were going to get it honestly? So I just thought it was going to be there. And when it was and I was disappointed for you because we're best friends and stuff. but do you feel like when you almost nail it that you should go back and do another one because you've gotten so close to it and it's like you're there they just need you to do one more real serious movie you know in a row i don't know man i don't even know what i think anymore like when i did that jams movie i just that oscar stuff kind of comes out up and they
Starting point is 00:42:32 they start talking about it and blah blah blah oh maybe this and that then i started going well If I got to go and talk about this and run around and meet people who vote and all that stuff, I was like, let me just say I want this thing real bad. I got to tell you, it wasn't on my mind in real life. When I came out to Hollywood as a kid, I just wanted to be Eddie Murphy, man. I didn't think about an Oscar. But when I do stuff like this, I do my best. I work at my ass off.
Starting point is 00:43:04 And I do want it to be, I don't want to let people down. want to let people, the directors down, people who put the money into it all. I tried to do as good as I can. And then also, you know, my kids get psyched if I'm good, good in a movie. It's fun to come home and talk about hard work and scenes that I did that were interesting. I don't, I don't know, man. The Oscar thing, that probably makes people nuts. I just, just going to try to do good. You mentioned Eddie Murphy, and I've heard people say that the first time they met you, that they were so intimidated by how funny you are, how funny they've seen you be maybe in movies, television, et cetera, even on stage, which, by the way, your last special was so freaking good.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Who was it for you that you saw once you started to make it New York or L.A. that was so funny, you almost were intimidated because you're like, I'm not that. Wow, there's a bunch of those in my early days where I would go, oh my God, how did he do that? How'd she do that? Kevin Meaney. It was a comedian, Kevin Meaney, when he went on stage, he would destroy so hard that it was just humiliating. You didn't know how to go after him. You know, Rodney Dangerfield, when I was young, that was my guy that made me get into this and Eddie.
Starting point is 00:44:21 But there's been a lot of comedians over the years that I see that I just go, well, I don't want to go on after that. That's too good. All right, last one for you. So when you work with athletes that are so tall, yet still are able to move like deer, like a seven foot or like Dirk. They can still be like a way better athlete than I could ever be. But he's also, I mean, that it's almost like a science experiment that shouldn't work the way it does. Does it ever just get normal to you?
Starting point is 00:44:48 And you just like, yeah, that's just how it is. They're just seven foot and awesome. I mean, dude, I'm not, wancho is insane. All the guys, all the guys that were in the movie when they would just move, it's a whole other level of moving. You know that. But I'll tell you what, Bobon. just shoot around. Bobon, he's seven, what is he?
Starting point is 00:45:06 I don't know, seven something. Like seven, four or something like that? Something like that, right? His hands are so gigantic. His body's built. He's massive. But he's like, move, smooth. When he takes a shot, it's got like the softest touch.
Starting point is 00:45:21 It's just, it's a whole other thing. Like you said, I don't know how they do it. All right. I hope everybody watches hustle. It's so good. Watch it on Netflix. Adam, just a big fan. Just appreciate you.
Starting point is 00:45:31 And thanks for the time. and I would wish you success, but you don't need it. So you can wish me success. Would you wish me success at the end of this? I've never done this before, so let me have it. Bobby, you've got a lot of success coming. You're very cool, very nice to me. Thank you for that.
Starting point is 00:45:42 And you're smooth as help, man. And you got a lot of good stuff coming. There we have it. We heard it right there. Adam, thanks, buddy. All right. Later, guys. Robert and Georgia is on the phone right now.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Hey, Robert. What's up, buddy? Good morning, CEO. Morning. I'm going to give you a shot at a $50 Sonic gift card right now. We're going to play name one second of a 90s country song. Ray's just going to play it.
Starting point is 00:46:03 We got to name it by that one second. Robert, who would you like to represent you in the game this morning? You have Amy, Lunchbox. Yeah. You have Eddie or you have me. I'll pick a lunch box. Okay. Wow.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Wait. Well, Robert makes one bad decision after another. He doesn't understand. Hey, I'll tell you what, Ray. We're going to do seven of these. We'll give Lunchbox three points to start. Oh. Wow.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Yeah. That's how bad you are. No, but let's give them a shot here. Okay. If you get all seven, we can't catch you. That's right. That's right. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Yeah, that's right. I know. That is right. If you do that math. So lunchbox is plus three. Wow, this is exciting. He's already up right now? Yeah, he's up.
Starting point is 00:46:41 I'm sitting in the lead right now. Okay, Ray. Who's in first? All these are 90s country songs. You get one second of it. Go. Oh, that's just drums. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Hit that again, please. Oh, that's too much. That's too much. What happened? I already in. Marty Ann. Mikelux, what do you have? Oh, it's carrying your love with me.
Starting point is 00:47:02 I got that the first one. Boom, I was the first one in. Me too. Same. Eddie? Got it. Carrying your love with me. Let's box has four points now.
Starting point is 00:47:07 That's right. It was so easy. You guys were stressing. You knew just with the drums? Yes. That was it. All right. Number two, name it one second.
Starting point is 00:47:16 If he keeps getting him, we can't catch him. I know. That's not good. But that's good. That's good. I want me to win. He didn't pick me. He's not a hundred hours.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Hey, I'm not for vengeance. That was his problem. Yeah. Here we go to do it again. Okay. I'm vengeance. I'm vengeance. I feel like that's longer than this.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Guys, hey. They're like, who are you? He's like, I'm Vigant. One more time. All right, there's your third time. We already got it, lunchbox. I understand. And you talk over everybody else when they play?
Starting point is 00:47:43 I know, but when I'm in, I need silence. Well, I can seem the song. I just don't know the name of the song. What do you have over there? There's your trouble? It's correct. Oh, yes. That's what I have anyway.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Yeah, me too. Wow. Praise how that is. Yup. Yeah. I used to karaoke this. That's crazy. I mean, he's going to.
Starting point is 00:48:04 You have five now? I got five. All right. Oh, man, I'm getting nervous over here. All right. Everybody good? Yeah. I'm just scared he's going to get it, and he's going to put us one away from having to go perfect.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Yeah. No, you're going to be perfect. But you can't get cocky. You've got three given to you. Oh, but I've been undefeated. That's true. He got me. That's true.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Go ahead. What are you got? Grundy County Auctions. It's wrong, thank God. It's called sold. It's called sold. And then Prince is Grundy County auction. Sorry, buddy.
Starting point is 00:48:37 That's what I put, Grundy County auction. Oh, no. That doesn't it count? Mm-hmm. Well sold. Boo. What?
Starting point is 00:48:43 Nice. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Hey, pretty lady, what you give me a sign? I do anything to make you mind or mine. I do your bidding and be a respect and call. Good job.
Starting point is 00:48:56 I cannot believe the parentheses got me. Classic. But I thought parentheses go first. Remember in a math equation? No. Here we go. You do the parentheses first. not always listed first. All right, here we go. Next
Starting point is 00:49:08 up. Oh, all I hear is sold. Not 100%. Do it again? 80. I do anything to make you money. Oh, stop! I just have gotten that out of my head. Sorry, sorry. Okay, hit it again, Ray. All right. Amy, what do you have? Oh, you're going to give it away. Yeah, Amy. I thought I got in. He's already being. He's not.
Starting point is 00:49:32 You started singing, it's odd. Okay. Well, all I have is What do you have lunch bucks? Itty bitty. I don't think that's what's called. It may be called itty-bitty. I don't think it's what it's called, though. I have a little bitty. Alan Jackson? Amy?
Starting point is 00:49:46 I just have itty. Oh, you have itty as well, Itty-Bitty? That's it's all I got time to write down. Itty. It'd have been wrong. Itty, what? It's not, it's okay to be.
Starting point is 00:49:57 It's okay to be little bitty. It's all right. It's all right. Little town or a big old city. Might as well think. Okay. So did we get it? That's funny you ask bones.
Starting point is 00:50:07 I have itty bitty. Oh no. That's what I'm saying. We see it wrong. Wait, Ray, which one is it then? Am I wrong? It's a little bitty. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:14 I do. I might want to check the parentheses. There are no, I don't think there are parentheses in that one. Itty bitty. Little bitty. Okay. Princesses, granny county auction. You got this a ball game here, folks.
Starting point is 00:50:27 What's the score? Five, four. You have five? You have five? You have four. I have four, and there are three left? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:33 Ray hit me with something else. I don't want to do it out loud because I don't want to do it out loud because I'll do it. Oh, oh. I have no idea. I think I can sing it without him even knowing. Lunchbox even knowing. Okay, give me here.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Let me give us the melody. Ray, can you hit that again? I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I can't do too much. But I need to make sure I got it.
Starting point is 00:51:03 But you got it. Lunchbox, what do you have? Forever's true. No, it's a song. That's a artist. Eddie? How Forever. I have for Al for I feel.
Starting point is 00:51:13 I have for a lot of feels. Let's go. What do you have, Annie? I had nothing. Anybody? Yeah. Oh, that's it. Let's just play for a second because I think it goes.
Starting point is 00:51:22 You know, that's the chorus. Doesn't it still start? Oh, there we go. Man. Dammon domino. Right? Jimmy Buffet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:38 If they just slow the speed of the song down, it'd be a lot better. Oh, yeah? I like slow Kenny. You like that. They stretch it out a little bit. All right, lunchbox. We're tied up, buddy. Yeah, five to five.
Starting point is 00:51:48 They got a little harder. Yeah, they have. All right. Ray hit me with another one. Ooh, in. I got it. Yeah, that's it. And I said, hey, pretty lady, want you give me a sign?
Starting point is 00:51:59 Oh, my bones, don't give it away. Oh, okay. What do you got? Watermark call. Yep. Yeah, all right. Hit that. Hit that, Ray.
Starting point is 00:52:09 Yes. We got one more. Here's what I'm going to do. If you just get this one, for all the marbles. You win. I want to compete with you on this one. That's what I'm talking about. If you just get this one, you win the prize for Robert.
Starting point is 00:52:31 He gets all the marbles. as you say. Yeah. Are you ready? $50. Yeah. Ray, hit the one second of this 90s country song. Can you play it again?
Starting point is 00:52:47 Amy, I think you're out. Yeah, Amy's been out for a long time. That's all right. I still like to have a good time. Lunchbox, I'll give you a hint. Hold on here. No, no, no, why would you give him a hint? You already give him three points.
Starting point is 00:52:55 To give the listener a chance to win the prize. Hey, lunchbox. Lunchbox, you need the song, right? But the artist's name is John. A lunchbox, thank you. No, that's not him. Oh, oh. Right, give him 10 seconds.
Starting point is 00:53:17 That's it. That's it. Yeah. Yeah, I know it's... All right, lunchbox, we need an answer. Well, I want to write down check yes or no, but I don't think that's right. It's Chase Amy Lou around the playground. She still gets to me.
Starting point is 00:53:28 No. Okay, your answer is? Check yes or no. No. It's, I believe that's straight tequila night. Yep, John Anderson. On a straight to quay. Don't ask her on a straight tequila night.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Just start thinking about it. about him and she's ready to fight and blades a broken heart on every man inside I don't know gosh man so close I was one away from winning the thing yeah well Robert Robert are you there buddy we almost had it I know Robert I am so sorry dude like it just wasn't my day any other day I'd nailed that
Starting point is 00:54:04 all right Robert I mean I'll be in now I had a customer talk to me oh you're all right let's get Robert Robert can you hear those song clips when we play them Uh, yes. Okay, see if you can name this one. Play whatever you have next up there, Ray. For the win, Robert, go. Ray, play it again for him.
Starting point is 00:54:26 I'm a hard of working man. That's it, he got it. What did you say? We did it. No, you did it. We. We. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:55:31 Listen to Earn Your Leisure on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. Hi, Dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen and she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is a badass convict. Right. Just finished five years.
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Starting point is 00:57:54 What do you mean? Like when he goes to the bathroom, bathroom number two, he takes a picture. The result? Oh, my gosh. I don't want to see that. Yeah, me neither. Why does he text that to you? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Oh, no. I thought, is this just a little boy humor thing? Is it for medical reasons? Yeah, is he like mom? I think he should, or he's proud of himself. Oh, no. I don't know. You tell him to stop?
Starting point is 00:58:15 Yes. And now he thinks it's so funny. Oh. Oh, can't stop. Oh, no. I'd never open a text from him. He'd be like, I haven't eaten in days. And I wouldn't look at it because I wouldn't want to see that.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Don't talk to me. Don't shut to me. No, no, no. I don't want to say it. Oh, dude, what are you telling? Please stop. This is not, or don't send these to anybody else but mom. No, no, please stop.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Well, yeah. No pictures. No pictures. It's like a jajajajagabore in the 70s. No pictures. No pictures. Yeah, I don't know. I just hope he's not texting him out to anybody.
Starting point is 00:58:48 He has his own phone? He has an iPad. He's taking a picture with an iPad? He's happening to get all cinematic. That thing's huge. Oh, no. Yeah, he doesn't have a phone. Oh, no, okay.
Starting point is 00:58:59 He can text me through his iPad account. Oh, that's what he's been up to? Like an email. Mm-hmm. I've seen him like a week. What else he up to? Well, he had a friend over, and they got locked out, so that was quite the experience. I get. Were you not home?
Starting point is 00:59:14 I wasn't home. The friend has a phone, so text me. And was like, hey, I was just down the street at the grocery store and I was going to be back. And he's like, somehow we've managed to get locked out. And I said, okay, well, I'll be home soon. So just play basketball or do something outside. And I'll be there. And I get back. And Stevenson's very dramatic and is already spelling out SOS with sticks and rocks in our driveway. For people flying over instead of just knocking on the door.
Starting point is 00:59:39 And what's funny is he just learned what SOS meant. a week ago. And so I actually thought it was quite clever and cute, but he was just very dramatic when I pulled up. We have been locked out for hours. It had been no more than 30 minutes, that's for sure. And he was spelling out SOS. Which by the way, SOS means. Save our ships. Nothing. Oh. It means nothing. Save our ships. No, it literally doesn't mean. It's what people have inserted the meeting, but it means nothing. It's made of just those specific sounds and the letters looking like a distress signal. Not save our souls. That's another one
Starting point is 01:00:13 Save our sushi Oh That'd be weird But okay Save our sisters Can be any of that The guy was bitten After mistaking an alligator
Starting point is 01:00:23 For a dog Wait what Now I know sometimes They do like a wolf We're like we picked up this puppy And it was a We were like Oh it's the cutest puppy
Starting point is 01:00:30 And then it turned it to a vampire Or were a wolf And I'm like oh duh That was a wolf Right They kind of look like a dog But it's not a dog It's a wolf
Starting point is 01:00:38 But I can understand that An alligator looks nothing like a dog an unnamed 49-year-old man in Northport, Florida had a nasty run-in with an alligator that he thought was a pup. Police said the man was outside walking. He saw a dark figure moving along the bushes on the shell path. He said, oh, look at that dog with a long leash. See, this guy, this is one of those.
Starting point is 01:01:01 The guy was intoxicated. I don't know that that's true, but there's always some sort of line at the end of these. The dog ended up being a seven-foot alligator that bit his right leg and ripped a chunk out of it. Oh, my gosh. The guy called 911 and got some help. Man was given medical attention. The gator was trapped and removed. They don't say what happened after that, but I'm assuming they let it live with the other dogs.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Sure. In the dog swamp. Yeah. That's from ABC Action News. Surely he was impaired in some way. This is me speculating. Yeah, either like with substance or visually, totally impaired. Oh, now you're going with the, oh, man.
Starting point is 01:01:35 True. Could have just been blind, and here I am making jokes. A blind guy myself. A blind guy myself. accent or something. Okay, Eddie, I'm going to ask you this. You said Amy maybe having a bad morning. What happened with Amy this morning?
Starting point is 01:01:46 Yeah, I was right behind her coming into work. And I guess there was a service truck, like somebody was working on the front gate of the building. And they were blocking the entrance. And Amy just pulls up and stops like, oh, there's people in the way. She kind of looks around and then just throws it in reverse and goes, gets out and then goes down the road. I'm like, whoa, what happened here? Because I'm just waiting.
Starting point is 01:02:06 These guys look like they're about to move at some point. and then Amy comes running down the sidewalk, so I guess she ditched her car on the street, runs down the sidewalk and into the door. And I'm like, whoa. Because I have stuff to do. Why so hasty? I mean, I had to wait for like 10 minutes too.
Starting point is 01:02:21 I pulled up and they were just sitting in the garage. Yeah, I didn't want to wait. I sat there and listened to the radio. Yeah. Put some deep breath. Still a little meditating. Nope. We were early, I thought.
Starting point is 01:02:30 We had time to kill a little bit. But I still, for me, I was later than I wanted to be, even though it was early. And I had stuff I needed to do. and I didn't know how long it was going to, it looked complicated like that, a trailer hitched and I was like, okay. So you ditched your car? I didn't ditch it. I went and parked on the side
Starting point is 01:02:46 street instead of inside the garage, and then I ran up to the building. I just tried to get here, get my job done. But you okay? I'm okay. I don't know that I threw it into reverse. That's just how I drive. That light came on real quick. You know that white light?
Starting point is 01:03:03 Well, listen, you guys come up with a lot of ideas for the show. And some of them get used, and I was very appreciative, but some of them are so just we'd never do them. And I appreciate the effort, but that's how we get this segment called rejected segments. Rejected segments. Although some of these are so dumb, I don't think you guys even really wanted me to air it. I think you're just filling out space. Like, I got to send in some ideas. Turning something in. So these are rejected segments. Segment segments that in a million years we would have never done on the air. There have been times though where I've been like,
Starting point is 01:03:33 wow, that's actually a pretty good segment. Let's do it. So let's see if any of those do this. We'll start with Lunchbox. Lunchbox, welcome. Thank you, and I don't know why any of my segments get rejected. I'm shocked when they don't make it. Lunchbox wrote, I am supper annoyed with my wife. Supper.
Starting point is 01:03:47 Supper. Which I think he meant super. That spelling's not my strong point. He said, I think my wife's faking a back injury, so she can just lay around all weekend. Turn me into a single dad. I don't think she was hurt. Listen to these grunts and moans I've recorded of her and tell me that she isn't exaggerating it. Okay, you guys ready?
Starting point is 01:04:04 Ready. This is our getting up off the couch, in the car, out of bed. I mean, it is so ridiculous. Here we go. Okay, I'm not going yet. She sounds hurt. Aw, I did hurt. Come on.
Starting point is 01:04:25 Like, that's exaggerated, right? No. Does she know you were recording her? No. Back pain is real. I'd be so mad if my husband brought in, me go, like, I mean, literally, so for three days, I had to do everything with all three kids. Like, she just sat there on the couch, like, I can't get up.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Oh, like the kids crying. Okay. Oh, you're going to have to get that. Like, whoa. Rejected segment! Rejected segment That's how I get you guys stop talking about it I just yell
Starting point is 01:04:51 Next up Mike D. Sennon in paintball roulette We get five different Paintball guns But only one is loaded Bobby Amy, Eddie lunchbox and Morgan Get a chance to select a gun And we take turns shooting each other
Starting point is 01:05:04 The game stops Once one person quits or goes to the hospital Oh my gosh Goes to the hospital That's a brutal bit I've been hit That's like some squid game stuff right there Yeah
Starting point is 01:05:15 Rejected segment! Rejected segments. Also from Mike D. It's a spinoff of one of our other segments where we do the employee of the month, but instead we recognize the person who is the worst employee of the month. This person needs to show the most improvement, and we list all the things they did badly last month. That's hilarious.
Starting point is 01:05:33 Worse, that just would not be good for morale. Rejected segment. Rejected segments. Morgan number two, and this actually wasn't so bad. I just, I guess it didn't get to it. But you've been in three different workout classes where the same guy keeps live streaming the workouts? Yeah, I'm like in the background of all of his live streams. And I'm just working out.
Starting point is 01:05:54 I didn't figure it out until all the way through a full workout class. And I walk over and there's people like commenting on what we're doing. Is he a person in the class or teaching the class? No, he's a person in the class. Oh, he's just in the class? Yeah. That's so weird. He's live streaming himself?
Starting point is 01:06:08 Yes. So that others can work out with him? I don't know. But then the rest of us are in the background of it. And we don't know that strangers are commenting on what we're doing while we're working out. Yeah, you should have to sign a consent. If you're a teacher, I get it, like, hey, we're going to live stream the class to people who can't get up here.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Just somebody random? Yeah, just setting up on the side, like, watching him go at it. Oh, that doesn't sound. He was scared. Listen, I even watched him do ab crunches with his body, like, you know, his legs towards the camera. It was not a pretty angle. Wait, is this like a
Starting point is 01:06:37 thing? Like a... Rejected segments! Rejected segments. Lunchbox back in the mix here. Oh, hello. Lunchbox is mad at sports. Illustrated, SwimSuit Edition. Oh, boy. Because they're not putting on models he doesn't know. Yeah, they put Kim Kardashian on the cover of the swimsuit issue, and I'm like, we already
Starting point is 01:06:56 know Kim Kardashian. Give another model a break. And also, that's how we discover new models. We, what do you need models for? I mean, that's how they get their big break, and we get to see a new hottie instead of, oh, Kim Kay, we already see Kim Kay in a bikini all the time. They should, I mean. Rejected segments.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Terrible. Rejected segments. Frustrating. Okay. Ramundo saw on TikTok how he can remove excess skin from his eye for $20 and wants to know if he should try it on the air. Yes. Tell us how. Yeah, I've had these thighs on my eyelids. They run in my family.
Starting point is 01:07:27 My grandpa had him. My father has been my wife in a noisor. It's right on my eye. It's been there since. Rejected segment. What did he do it? Rejected segment. $20 to remember.
Starting point is 01:07:37 He's going to lose an eye. He's going to tell us and somebody's going to do it. Okay. But he could do it on air. Yeah, rejected segment. I got one left. This one is from my. lunchbox. He wanted to spill the tea on shady
Starting point is 01:07:49 Scuba Steve because he saw a shady deal in the parking lot and he doesn't think what Scuba is doing is legal. Yes, there was a car that pulled into the garage. Scoobova went out there, looked to his left, right, stuck his hand in the car. A person handed him like a brown paper bag wrapped up. Scoobo went and put it in his truck. Like no one was watching. I was like, hmm, that doesn't seem very normal. Can I ask you a question? It wasn't like an Amazon delivery. It was a cash. or something like how did this go down?
Starting point is 01:08:18 Let me just run this by you. Yeah. Do you like Scuba Steve? Yeah. Let's say he was doing a drug deal, which I don't think it was. I don't know what he was. All right, but let's say he was. Would you really want to come in here and tell on him for doing that?
Starting point is 01:08:28 I mean, if it's going down at work, like, do that at your house, man. Don't bring that business to my work. Plus me at Jeopardy. Does it? But what was it really? Scoo Steve, I don't know. It wasn't a drug deal, so I don't mind asking him this. Yeah, yeah, no problem.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Was it a drug deal? It was not actually the thing you're speaking into right now, that red microphone that I got you for Christmas. It was that. Oh, the guy brought it up here, dropped it off. Yes, dropped it off. And I was trying to be secret about it because it was a surprise. Oh. Oh. That's it. So how do you feel, lunchbox? I feel good. I'm glad
Starting point is 01:08:57 Scoob was not breaking the law. It just seemed weird. You were going to just tell on them on the air? I know. The car was all tinted windows and it was just seeing every car almost. Just saying. Tinted to the window. It had a radio and music. Two license plates, man. Just seemed really shady.
Starting point is 01:09:12 Okay. Well, those are all rejected segments. Amy didn't make the list. Good job. Oh, but I don't know. It's kind of fun hearing them. Okay, here's a bad one from you. A woman trusted Amy with her purse in the bathroom. Whoa. Oh, yeah, that's a big deal. That's weird. Isn't that crazy? So she was in the stall
Starting point is 01:09:28 next to me and her like toddler son was in there with her and he kept throwing stuff out of her purse into the other stalls. And so when I got out and was washing my hand, she scooted it under and she was like, can you watch this for me? And I'm like, this woman does not know me.
Starting point is 01:09:44 But I gathered everything and put it up on the sink and waited for her to come out. You look trustworthy. She couldn't see me through the stall. But why was that rejected? It could just not talk about it. Well, it wasn't going to, and you're like, well, I don't want to have that on here. Oh, okay. But I just thought, wow, this woman trusts me because I could have just walked out with her purse.
Starting point is 01:10:05 No problem. There you go. That's rejected segments. Thank you, everybody. Yeah. Please. Rejected segments. Keep them coming.
Starting point is 01:10:14 This story comes to us from East Point, Georgia. Police were called when a woman came out of the store and her car was gone. Someone had broken in, stolen her Dodge Charger, and so police were there responding. They're driving through the parking lot and they're like, man, that kind of looks like the car sitting in the Chick-fil-A drive-thru. And they drive over there? Yeah, the suspects had stolen the car and drove it over to Chick-fil-A and were stuck in the drive-thru waiting for their order. I understand the stuck part. I thought maybe they saw a Chick-Flea with no drive-through and they were like, we can't resist.
Starting point is 01:10:43 I know we stole. There's nobody in line. This never happens. Like that I would understand. Because if you want to go to Chick-fil-A, and it's at lunchtime, 11 to 1.30, it's wrapped around the building. Yeah. And if you want to go at dinner from 445 to 740, it's wrapped around the building. Always. You never drive up and go. Unless you, that would be the time I would go. You still a car. We've got to get out of here. Chris, did you see that? There's nobody in line. All right, lunchbox. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. A former burglar says the best way to prevent break-ins, and it's also one of the cheapest, is to put up a sign that says beware of dog. Yes. Not that I have an alarm, but that I have a dog, because nobody likes to get bitten or chased by a dog.
Starting point is 01:11:28 I don't care who you are. I love dogs more than all you combined. However, I don't like to be chased by a dog. I don't know. So put up that sign, and he says, we see that. We don't go there. Because just in case you're telling the truth. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:41 I just don't want the standard Beware of dog sign that they I do and I want blood all over it. I want fake blood all over it. Like I need it to look a little bit you know, I don't know. And then I like a bite out of it. Like I'm going to cut a bite out of it.
Starting point is 01:11:55 Like the dog? Yeah, I like the dog's so mean and he got mad at that sign and ate that sign. Killed it. Rest in peace sign. Then I put a grave of the sign. Oh, no, no, no. Then I put a grave of the last burglar that was here.
Starting point is 01:12:06 Johnny John burglar. Is that too much? No, I don't think so. I think if anybody was thinking about it, See that and go the other way. I'm going to commit. So put that sign up if you're worried about burglars. Okay, so here we go.
Starting point is 01:12:17 We finished the show. Maybe you weren't here since 5 o'clock this morning, and that's okay. You can go back and listen to the whole show on the podcast today. Morgan, some of the highlights from today's show include. Adam Sandler was on with us for the first time, and he talked about his new movie and all of those viral videos of himself playing basketball. That's he did. That's so cool.
Starting point is 01:12:35 I do a terrible Adam Sandler. My impression is of Eddie doing an impression. So Eddie do an impression? Hey, how you do an impression? doing, Bobby. Hey, how you doing, Eddie? It's like Cookie Monster. Thank you. We will see you tomorrow. Big show tomorrow, big show Fridays.
Starting point is 01:12:51 Hank Jr. is in on Friday. So thank you. And goodbye, everybody. The Bobby Bone Show. On the senior show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon, Danny Trail to talk about addiction, transformation,
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Starting point is 01:13:47 I got that wrong. But hey, no one's perfect. We're pretty close, though. Listen to the Nick, Dick, and Paul show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast, Eating While Broke,
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