The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full Show) Bobby's Flight Seat Drama + New Movie Club Review! + 2023 CMA Nominations!
Episode Date: September 7, 2023Find out what happened to Bobby and his wife on their flight to Europe that caused an awkward situation about the seat assignments. Plus, we review 'Man on the Moon' in our movie club, hear what every...one rated it and why it's Bobby's favorite movie of all time. Then, we announce the 2023 CMA Nominations!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Eddie's at first.
He's been going to training camps of football teams.
And this year, his team still won't be the champs.
Lauren writes these, dude.
She hates the cowboys.
I don't know if she makes fun of the cowboys or your baldhead everyone.
Okay.
All right, here he is.
Eddie!
Look, guys, I'm not bragging, but I think I'm more famous than lunchbox.
Oh.
I'm telling you, I'm not bragging.
It's just, it's a fact.
Reaction to that lunchbox.
Go ahead and keep dreaming, dude.
Go ahead.
So it was my son's birthday last week.
So I said, you know what?
I'm going to bring you some lunch.
So we picked up some subway.
We went over to lunch.
We sat in the cafeteria.
And I'm telling you, there was a line of probably 10 kids wanting my autograph.
I mean, they were ripping up napkins with pencils like, producer Eddie.
Can I get your autograph?
At one point, I had to say, guys, guys.
You brought this up, though.
It's a little cringe, as they would say.
The fact that you brought it up.
So you signed 10 autographs?
I'm just telling you what happened.
Yeah.
But I mean, they want autographs these days?
I'm more famous on lunchbox?
That part to me is like, well, because I knew it was making mad.
Okay, so that's the reason I removed the cringe tag.
Of course, it's to make it marries.
Okay, okay, okay.
And my question is, lunchbox, you ever gone to your kid's daycare and have they asked you for autographs?
Dude, my kid is three and one.
They don't know what radio is.
They're kids.
I went to my niece's school and the lady at the front office almost choked on her breakfast.
What happened?
Did you hit her?
No, I was going to have lunch with my niece Kennedy.
and I walk in the front office and lady goes,
can I help?
Oh my God.
You almost killed somebody with your fame?
What did you do?
She almost choked on her breakfast.
Wow.
And my wife had to say, can you swallow your breakfast, please?
And she was like, oh my God, Cindy, come here.
Cindy, come here.
And they flipped out.
I mean, it was like the Beatles had walked in.
Wow.
But just to the receptionist.
Yeah, I almost, you had a bunch of kids that are like eight.
That's what was weird.
Like eight-year-old, nine-year-old.
They knew who they just saw one person freak out and then they're like, well, I think we should get some guys off the guy.
Maybe. Maybe he's a.
Even one of my son's friends who I coached.
His son paid his kid to give him $10. Hey, when I show up, go up and act like my dad's famous.
Man, that ain't going to happen.
I didn't do that.
Finish your story there.
What we're saying?
I said one of the kid, one of my son's friends who I coached in basketball, he was telling the whole line like, hey, he was, he was my basketball coach.
Yeah.
Did it make you feel good?
No.
It actually.
Did it make you feel good that your kid maybe thought you were cool?
because of that and not my dad is a loser he had a big smile on his face that's cool so that's cool
that was cool but then he said too it's like dad it's remember it's my birthday i'm like you're right you're
right no more autographs please i had to stop the line oh this is so like i don't understand how i feel right now
it was weird no no no it's this whole thing brought out because it's weird to bring it up i am
and i'm like that's what a losery thing to bring up no offense but also if you're only doing it because
to irritate lunchbox that's hilarious and it's not losery at all i think i did irritate him though
No, I mean, I can just go over the examples in the last week.
I just, I mean, I was on the shuttle at the airport, and there was a guy and a girl, and they were like, I think that's him.
And she was like, no, how crazy would that be?
And the guy pulls up his phone.
He's like, look, that's him.
And she was like, that's no way.
We're going to have to listen to the show.
Like, are you sure?
And I was like, I was just sitting there like, yep, they know it's me.
Okay.
They were intimidated to say anything, but they were looking at pictures on their phone to make sure it was.
You too, just a battle of fame over there.
Hey, the kids at the school knew it was me.
Lights can't shine bright enough for you too, you know what I mean?
Wow.
He'll call the scene anywhere and he rides his bike everywhere.
Here you is lunch, lunch, wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I found out, guys, that I might have been a water buffalo back in the day.
In my past life, I don't know, but for some reason...
Do you believe in past lives?
Not really, but we were at the zoo in Colorado and their water buffaloes were all the way
on the other side of the pin, laying down in the shade all.
of them and I just start going,
and they all stand up.
Why should you were making it a noise?
Like you were their god?
Exactly.
Like I was their god, I was calling them.
And they come meandering
over to me.
So you think you know that
that is somehow inside of you
because maybe you were a water buffalo before?
That's what they sound like?
Amy, I don't know.
He never even heard one, but he knew how to talk to them.
I knew how to talk to them.
And you guys, listen, here's me.
at the zoo.
It's talking to you.
Where are you, though?
I was the first person.
No way.
I thought that was a buffalo.
That was me.
Hold on.
Let me hear it again.
He might have been a buffalo, everybody.
Play again.
Dude, you're a dad.
He wrote water buffalo or something.
It's talking to you.
That sounds like a real buffalo.
That's you?
Yes.
You got that guy to come all the way over here.
You finally found your talent, your skill.
That's his thing.
That's it.
Oh.
It was so crazy.
It's like whenever Joey's hand is an exact hand
replica and the guy in Vegas.
And he's like, we're hand twins.
And he's like, yeah.
So he goes, no, this is, we're going to make a lot of money doing this.
He is a water buffalo impressionist.
Wow.
It was crazy.
I mean, he came all the way over to, and it was just so like.
Did you make love?
No, no, we're going to make love.
But I felt like that guy on my octopus teacher, you know what I mean?
How you know, like, we thought they were going to make love.
Wow.
That's cool, though.
I like, you do sound like, that's a good job.
That's good.
Can he do it live here?
You have to ask the man.
Yeah.
It's his own talent.
Hold on.
I got to be in the mood.
I don't know.
Are we prepared for a bunch of...
To do what?
Make love?
No, no.
I mean, I was just...
Like, I saw them and they were laying down.
The wall start crumbling because water buffaloes are coming from all over the land.
Go ahead.
It's good.
It's early in the morning, you know?
It's not warmed up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But here, listen to it again.
No, no, we're good.
Hit it.
Hit it.
Wait.
I know, that's good.
That's good.
That's good.
All right, moving on.
She owns a lot of pair of boots and her sister has a show called Building Roots.
Here's Amy!
Oh, which the season premiere is this month on the 17th.
And then I'm, no one cares.
My episodes on September 24th.
Oh, cool.
The Sunday we go out from my heart.
On HGTV?
That's cool.
They're doing a whole episode from Nashville.
What time is it?
Oh, busy.
It doesn't matter what time it is.
I thought it was going to rock her.
I thought it was going to the rocker.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
So I'm just feeling a little sore because I had a major slip at my house.
I was running.
with weights because I was excited.
I found them.
My friend was over, Gracie.
We were working out.
Running to show them there.
Look what I found.
We had already started the workout and we needed a little hand weights and ankle weights
and I couldn't find them.
And I was like, wait, I know where they are.
So I run to get them and I run back and I'm like, never give up.
Never give up.
And then I slide on a mat that we had laid down on the hardwoods because normally we're on the floor.
You slept like a pratfall?
Yeah.
Like it was like a banana peel.
Three stooges?
Yes, like my feet were like roo-r-r-oh.
And then the mat just slid.
It was, luckily, I had to see my chiropractor after, and he said that I'm very lucky I was carrying the weights because it kept me from putting my, instinctually, you put your arm down to catch yourself.
And he goes, that's normally how people hurt themselves.
Or it jams the shoulder back up in there.
Think about you having a date with a broken wrist.
Oh, I'm Amy.
Right, I know.
But the ankle weight and the other hand flew up.
And when I landed on the ground, it landed on my face.
Where?
It was right here on my, like, around my orbital bone.
I was Googling it to, yeah.
I was so scared I was going to have a black eye, but we're good.
And I'm sore.
I am sore and very tender, but I got adjusted.
My shoulders were uneven.
Like when I stood up, my left shoulder was way higher.
But all this to say, if you fall, try not to stick your hand out.
That's instinctual.
I know, but like they say, if you're in a car rack, like be loose.
Yeah, exactly.
How do you do that?
You don't.
You tighten up.
That's what humans do.
Don't they say that people that are intoxicated
have a better chance of survival
because they're loose?
What was your friend's name?
It doesn't matter what your friend's name is.
All right, Ray, go ahead.
From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he uses a Sharpie
to black things out, and if he messes up,
he'll pout. Bobby Bones.
Thank you. That's true.
I'm pivoting.
I'm calling an audible.
Blue 13, Blue 13.
Audible on my story this morning.
I just got a DM that I'm going to read here on the air.
Come on.
my other thing was about a song, I'll get to it tomorrow, Monday, Tuesday.
This is from Next Level Travel Advisor.
Yes.
On Instagram.
So this is the guy that messaged Ray and said, hey, I'll send you on a trip.
All you got to do is post about me, whatever.
He wrote this.
Hey, Bobby, thanks for the segment today.
Sorry, I didn't reach out to you.
If you needed anything, hit me up.
By the way, I did not ask for Ray's social security number.
We don't need that.
Clickbait.
Ray went on a whole thing and then we followed him into the cave.
Because that was the scam that we were worried about.
And we're like, why would you give your social?
And he's like, we never asked for that.
I mean, I'm pretty sure we did.
Our passport number?
Something very important.
Okay, but there's a big difference.
So if you have to go, yeah, like if you have to use your passport and put the documentation down.
I believe it was that.
No, no, you said social security number.
No, I mean, they're all the same.
They're not the same.
They're not the same.
A picture of your passport and your social, Eddie?
But they're not the same.
No, different.
I would say a picture of your ID is more important than your social.
I mean, am I an idiot?
Yes.
Your social is like your one.
Okay, I'll give it on the air.
Let me know what happens to me.
All right, do it.
Go ahead.
Please.
Greatest bit ever.
Wait, did it?
Oh, my God.
If you did that as a bit, employ the month for six months.
Come on, right?
Life luck.
I think they're all equal.
I mean, I'm sorry I didn't get the exact one correct.
I guess his point is...
So would you rather give your driver's license number out?
Drive your license all day.
Every day.
Every day.
Yeah, I'll take it.
Don't give all your social.
I'd rather give my home address than my social.
I'd rather send a nude to everybody in a mirror show.
Hey, Ray, but anyway, he did not ask for a security number.
So I just want to cover his base.
My bad on the semantics.
No, not semantics.
Big difference.
Yes.
When you're talking about, like, a company.
Yeah.
So he's not going to give it out?
On the air?
I don't know.
That'd be the funniest bit ever.
even if you gave it out like unorganized
and we had to like figure that in order
there's so many combinations
yeah who cares who cares who cares
but no it's like prices right
only one only two of the numbers are mixed up
oh okay
next level travel guy
he he replied back to me
and said that they're going
to Alaska in two weeks on
princess which is the name of a boat
you time you're busy
no but he said that he knows my sister and I've always been talking about
going on Alaska and cruise and he's got a lot of different
companies. We don't do ads for this guy.
No, I didn't even face the name. No, no, I know. I'm talking to our listeners.
This is not a, this is just us talking
about, we thought Ray was getting scammed and the race said, I gave him a social
and we're like, you got scammed.
But now we're all going to go.
That you did not, he did not ask for your social.
No, but I mean, we're building him up. He's a pretty big business right now.
Ray's like, I don't know my age or my social. I don't remember what he asked.
Same thing. Yeah, same. They're numbers.
But like if he says I can go, can I? No. No.
What?
Not, not. No, I'm not your dad.
No, we have to work.
Next summer.
Yeah, dad.
Okay, if John says it's okay to stay home, can it?
No, no.
All right, that's it.
Thank you.
All right, let's open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we get something we call Bobby's mail bag.
Yeah.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
My girlfriend and I just moved into a new apartment.
On the day we moved in, our downstairs neighbor stopped us on our way in and ranted about how awful the previous tenant was and how they made life.
living very difficult for him.
We unfortunately gave him our number and told him to text us if he had about a problem.
Big mistake.
He sends us messages every day complaining about the noise or our parking job or our guests or anything he could think of to complain about.
It's gotten to the point of harassment.
We don't know what to do about it.
We've told the landlord, he suggested we change our phone number and ignore him, but that's not really an option.
What should we do?
We are being reasonable.
We're trying to be good neighbors, but this guy's obviously suffering from some issues.
Signed, harassed neighbor.
I knew at the beginning of this
when that neighbor was complaining
he was just a complainer.
No.
I felt like a
There's really nothing
You can do two things.
One, you can ignore
or two you can get back at him.
Oh yeah, no.
But that's it.
Those are the two options.
But then this is like,
this is your home.
Getting back at him
is only creating more drama.
I agree.
Phil McCoy, part two.
If it's to the level of harassment,
I'm glad.
Yeah, he says that.
It's gone to the point of harassment.
I get it.
It's probably annoying as crap.
You can move.
But again, you're letting him dictate your actions.
I would just ignore him.
Yeah, you just ignore it and then it goes away.
Yeah.
Because maybe he's looking for attention.
Even if it doesn't go away, I'm still ignoring it.
Oh, get a new number.
Absolutely.
You can do that, ignore it that way.
But I, just ignore it.
You're not doing anything wrong.
As you can see, the common denominator is this neighbor that sucks.
Which is a real bummer because they could, they could,
You could have gotten the other end of it and had such an amazing neighbor experience.
Like, I'm jealous of some of my friends that have amazing neighbors.
I do.
I have some great ones.
Don't get me wrong.
But, I mean, they're the same age.
They have all kids the same age.
They all, it's so easy.
They all hang out.
Kids are running in and out.
I don't have that in my neighborhood necessarily.
And I, some people do.
And it's like, I want to move to one of those neighborhoods purposefully.
You can always write a message on a brick.
And throw it in the window.
No.
But be generic.
I'm like, there's more where that comes.
Or just try to create relationship.
Maybe you create that good relationship with him.
Maybe he needs love.
Ain't getting it for me.
I don't have time to go and raise some dude from childhood.
Yeah.
That's basically what he is.
Intellectual.
There's a seven-year-old emotionally, intellectually.
What's that movie called?
Man Called Otto?
Michael Buck.
Man called Otto.
Tom Haynes?
I never saw it.
It's kind of like that where like he's just a moody, moody,
but they showed him grace and they ended up being really close to everyone.
Yeah.
Good point.
I cried a lot.
Well, then watch the documentary a man called Otto.
That's a movie, but I would just ignore it, honestly.
He's never going to be happy.
I would give him love.
Taking the church.
Thank you.
That's the mailbag.
We got your email and we're balanced by the clothes, Bobby's Mailbag.
Dad rock.
That's what they call it.
Dad rock.
Dad rock, the definition from the Oxford Dictionary,
rock music that appeals to an older generation or that is,
heavily influenced by that
of an earlier era.
So there's classic rock and we were younger
and that was classic. And now there's dad rock that
we listen to. So
it's, are these bands already
dad rock? I'll list you the band
by what you know about it. Dad rock yes or no.
Number one.
Lincoln Park.
No, they still rock. Here's numb.
It's still rock.
But people that are 23.
Definitely dad, dad rock.
Right? Like, are mostly just dads and
enjoying how it used to be. Because they're not a lot. I mean,
but I'm thinking if the kids are still listening to this. They do. They're not. They're not listening
to this? It's even more dad to be in denial that it's not dad. That's a really dad.
So lunchbox, you go no? No. I go dad rock. Dad.
Sadly, yes. How about Fallout boy? Sugar, we're going down. Oh no. Here you go.
Fallout boy, dad rock. Dad. Dad Rock. No, man. They're still kids.
Pete Wentz, right? They're not kids. However, they're still putting out songs on
pop radio that are hits.
They have a song and they did a
We didn't start the fire.
It was always...
Billy Joel?
Yeah, they did a whole new version of it
that came out like three weeks ago.
Okay.
With different lyrics.
And pop music, that's what the kids
are listening to.
So, but that is getting played.
Okay.
So let's go.
I don't even know if we have that, right?
Do we have their version of that?
We insert the fire?
It was a...
Lucy Lucy Joos Matt.
Everybody gets that.
Know that song?
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
I want dance down.
I know the original one.
I don't know. The new one I just heard once and I was like that sucks.
But they did a new version of like the last couple years.
Okay. So what do you think?
No, because they're still making...
Boom. Yeah, they're still making music.
How about some 41 in too deep?
Come on. I'm going to go pure dad rock. Pure. It gets no purer.
Because they're not doing anything anymore.
The only version of them that exists is whenever dads now were young then.
Amy?
Dad.
Eddie?
I'm pretty sure I play this in the Jeep.
kids and they're like, what is this crap, Dad? It's Dad Rock.
100%. It takes me back to like American Pie Days. That's
Dad Rock. How about System of a Down? Yes or no.
Amy. This is me denying it. Oh, no.
Yeah, I can't deny it. It's Dad Rock. I hate to say it's down. Dad Rock. You?
I think it's Dad Rock. I don't even know who that is.
System of it down? No. I think I've heard that song maybe, but I'm...
It's like Raging Against the Machine. And I didn't pull a clip up, but is raging against the
machine? Not Dad Rock? No.
She's like one of the greatest bands of all time.
And you're not a dad?
Like, Zach Delaroca, one of the greatest rock singers ever.
Yeah, come on.
Come with it now.
Bulls all parade.
I feel like you're going Uncle Rico on rock.
That's dad rock.
No, we're going dad on dad rock.
Okay, my chemical romance.
Dad.
Dad rock, man.
Dad rock.
You know, I'm not even classified as dad rock.
They have much rockier, harder,
things like when they started. It's dad pop.
Oh. Okay, but still dad.
Oh, I just offended Mike D who's a punk.
Come on over Mike D. Go ahead. You're offended at what?
This is like all my music. 741, my chemical romance, Blinklin 82.
Yeah, but is it dad rock? I don't, I don't have kids. Am I, do I listen to Dad Rock?
You don't have kids to be. It's like Millennial Rock.
Mm-hmm. How about Dad Pop? You feel like My Chemical Romance is more Dad Pop than Dad Rock?
I would say more Dad Pop. Okay. Well, is that it? Is that it?
No, there's like 100, but I'm tired of feeling sad.
I'm be honest with you.
Yeah, me too.
Because this stuff like,
three days of grace,
I, hey,
everything about you.
Remember that one?
Yeah, I remember that.
Or like Muse.
Oh, Muse.
That's not Dad Rock.
I think it is.
Deftones.
That's harder, but still.
Like Morgan Def Tones,
you know, ever heard anything?
No.
Not even a little bit.
Yeah.
This is like our workout playlist, man.
You tell me we're working out to Dad Rock.
Oh no.
Dad Vod.
I hate me right now.
This is Fallout Boy, and this is their song.
Right, what's it called?
We didn't start the fire.
Same name.
Okay.
So, Billy Joel covered.
Yeah, but changed.
It's a fine line between totally goofy and fun.
I think it falls on fun.
Interesting.
It is.
It's fun.
First you're like, oh, I don't know, because I like the old version, too.
So what were the old version versus?
The 80s stuff.
We played that, right?
Okay.
So it's like 80s stuff.
I like it.
I do too.
And at first I was like, oh, don't do it, don't do it.
Oh, no.
Hey, he said Tiger Woods in there?
Yeah.
Fukushima, Gapen.
Yeah, that's pretty cool, dude.
I like that.
You hadn't heard it though, huh?
Uh-uh, never heard that.
Me neither, I like it.
So I'm not going to classify them as dad rock.
Yeah, because they have a new song.
Current rock that as soon as they're done, though, goes immediately to dad rock.
Okay.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Yeah, home it's something good.
So there's a gas station clerk in Kansas City, Missouri.
He's sitting behind the desk, the counter, and he's, like, checking people out.
He sees an old man walk in.
He's got a lot of money in his hand, and he's on the phone.
He goes over to this Bitcoin machine.
It's almost like an ATM machine.
And he walks up there, and he's like, okay, put 100 in?
Yeah, he puts 100 in.
He's talking to the person on the phone.
He's putting $100 bills over and over.
So when the clerk goes, this something's not right.
He calls the police.
The police get there.
Turns out he's on the phone with a scammer, and the scammer's telling him to deposit more money into the machine.
So the cops get the phone, start talking to the scammer, scammers freaks out, hangs up.
They get a hold of the old man's daughter.
Yes, turns out he had already given thousands of dollars to that scammer.
But he had more money in his hand that he was going to give.
And it wasn't for that clerk kind of looking out for the old man.
I guess it could have been way worse.
I just heard there's a Bitcoin machine somewhere.
I didn't go get in it.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
I mean, I've seen them before.
Like I've seen them on the internet where you go, it's like putting in and getting stuff out like at the chips.
Yeah, it's like cashing out your Bitcoin over there.
Good for that guy.
Got guy working there.
That was terrible.
Was aware, helped to do.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
In 2023, former bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found himself at the center of a paternity scandal.
The family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story.
This began a years-long court battle to prove the truth.
We doctored this particular test twice in someone's, correct?
I doctored the test ones.
It took an army of internet detectives to crack the case.
I wanted people to be able to see what their tax dollars were being used for.
Sunlight's the greatest disinfected.
They would uncover a disturbing pattern.
Two more men who'd been through the same thing.
Gregalespian and Michael Marantini.
My mind was blown.
I'm Stephanie Young.
This is Love Trap.
Laura, Scottsdale Police.
As the season continues,
Laura Owens finally faces consequences.
Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news at Americopa County as Laura Owens has been indicted on fraud charges.
This isn't over until justice is served in Arizona.
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There's two golden rules that any man should live by.
Rule one, never mess with a country girl.
You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
and Rule 2, never mess with her friends either.
We always say that trust your girlfriends.
I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends...
Oh my God, this is the same man.
A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.
I felt like I got hit by a truck.
I thought, how could this happen to me?
The cops didn't seem to care, so they take matters into their own hands.
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I vowed I will be his last target.
He's going to get what he deserves.
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What's up, everyone?
I'm Ago Vodam.
My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live,
and the Big Money Players Network, it's Will Ferrell.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
My dad gave me the best advice ever.
I went and had lunch with them one day
and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to
really give this a shot. I don't know what that means
but I just know the groundlings, I'm working
my way up through and I know it's a place that come
look for up and coming talent.
He said, if it was based solely on talent,
I wouldn't worry about you, which is
really sweet. He goes, but there's so much luck involved.
And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes,
but if you ever reach a point
where you're banging your head
against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore,
it's okay to quit.
If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.
It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat.
Just hang in there.
Yeah, it would not be.
Right, it wouldn't be that.
There's a lot of luck.
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Let's go over and talk to Lauren in Oklahoma.
Hey, Lauren, good morning.
Good morning.
Hey, so you're in Oklahoma.
That is the home of Sonic.
Did you know that, Lauren?
Actually, when I was in sixth grade, we kind of prank called Sonic to ask them where they got the name.
And I guess they came from the Sonic Boom.
I didn't know that.
That's a weird prank call, though.
And how about an educational prank call?
They wanted to learn something.
These are the kind of kids I like that they're calling places going, excuse me, Dairy Queen.
Tell me out the Queen of Versailles.
What?
So here's the thing.
I'm going to give you a chance to want a $50 gift card right now.
We're going to play the Bobby feud.
Pick Amy, Lunchboxer, Eddie, to play for you.
Lauren, any of those three?
Oh my goodness.
All right.
I'm sorry, lunchbox.
We're going to go with Eddie.
All right, Eddie.
You're representing her?
You're going to go hungry.
We rolled the dice, and Eddie will go first as well.
The category is, according to the new Harris poll,
these are the most polarizing foods in America that Americans hate.
Solarizing.
Americans hate this food.
What are they?
Talk 10 answers on the board.
I don't even understand.
Eddie, you're up.
I'm going to go with olives.
What food?
Do Americans hate them?
Number one.
Show me olives.
Number eight answer is olives.
Gosh, I should save that one.
That's eight points.
I think Americans hate ranch dressing.
Ranch dressing.
Show it to me.
Had Amy over to you.
Sardines?
Show me.
Sardines.
Lunchbox, a lot of food do Americans hate?
Tomatoes.
Tomatoes.
Tomatoes.
Oh, boy.
Those games are.
I love tomatoes.
Well, yeah, but it's polarizing.
Some people love them, some people hate them.
No, I said hate that question is what the food of Americans.
So everybody hates them.
My wife loves olives.
Not everybody.
Why are you yelling?
Because you don't understand something.
No, no, I'm saying.
He's like, well, I love tomatoes.
Like, well, my wife loves olives, so.
I love olives, too.
Oh, got it.
Go ahead, Eddie.
Americans hate what?
Give me onions, bones.
But people love onions.
It's polarizing.
I hate onions.
That's what I'm talking about.
But I love onions.
But that's not the point.
It's just Americans, most Americans hate them.
You have a yellow card.
Lunchbox is now yellow carded.
Show me onions.
I think onions are pretty loved.
Really?
Because I hate them so much, and everybody's like,
you're stupid and ugly.
Okay.
Amy?
Broccoli?
I love broccoli.
So do I, but I'm playing the game.
Okay, we don't get it.
Whatever's happening, we don't get it.
I think I got it.
Lunchbox, what food do Americans hate?
Spam.
I like spam.
Show me spam?
Eddie?
Triple the points?
Triple points.
Give me mustard.
Mustard.
Mustard.
That's a good.
I'm going to win with eight points.
Amy?
There you are.
You're going to be the only one to get one right.
Amy.
Bologna.
Show me.
Bologna.
Lunchbox?
Mushrooms.
Oh, that's a good one.
Showing mushrooms.
For two points.
No, that's the third round.
That's the third round.
Okay.
What's two times three?
Two times three, Dumbo.
What's two times three?
Do the math.
No way.
That's only the second answer.
What's two times three?
There's no way.
Do the math.
Hey, you've already got a yellow card.
He's about to get red carded for sure.
I keep arguing.
But keep going.
Guess another one.
No, argue this.
This is good.
Two times three is six.
I'm going to need to see the list.
Go ahead.
Is that possible to see the list?
No.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm not sure about that.
Oh, it's easier.
If you're a vegetarian, you know what you're,
you hate? That's too many. That's not enough
Americans that are vegetarian. Me?
Yeah, I was going to say that.
Let's see.
Mushroom.
No, you didn't give me a timer.
No, you did not count me down.
It took a 70 second.
No, no, no, stop. You didn't do any countdown.
There was no countdown. That is not absolutely fair.
Now we're doing quadruple points.
Nobody got to know. We got to do another round.
You can't just take my turn away.
You didn't count down.
10 hours. Okay, three seconds.
Steak.
Americans hate steak?
Me too.
Candy.
We're going to quadruple points. Eddie, I don't understand.
I'm just not going to let you win because nobody got anything.
So if you quadruple points for this one, go ahead.
This is crazy. Let's see.
It's got to be a veggie.
There are eight answers still left on the board.
Americans hate what foods? Go.
Bones, give me cabbage.
I got to cabbage.
They hate cabbage.
Cabbage is terrible.
I don't think about cabbage much.
Because you hate it.
Show me cabbage.
Amy?
Hot dog.
Hot dogs.
Lunchbox?
Yeah, it's polarizing.
Oysters.
They taste like boogers.
Show them for the win.
Oysters.
Boogers.
They are boogers.
I had some.
They taste like boogers.
They're not boogers.
Are you picking boogers or oysters?
Oysters, because boogers is not a food.
Show them oysters.
You just take it away.
And I see it.
came back and took it.
Yeah!
Scova, is he on something?
Hey, how's that lady taste now?
Hey, I told you you're going hungry.
Hungry, hungry, hungry.
Hey, Lauren, Lauren, hold on.
And I can't let Eddie win, but the real rules, you would have won.
So you do get the gift card, Lauren.
But Eddie, you don't win.
That's okay.
It's all about Lauren.
If I would have played by the rules, Eddie would have won.
But I just don't want to let the game retire with only one.
I get it.
What else is on the list, please?
Um, yeah, anchovies one.
Black licorice. Black licorice?
Antobies one, though. Sardines and anchovies are not the same thing.
They're not?
I guess not.
I don't know what anchovies are.
Okay, anchovies.
I think it's a fish.
Black licorish.
Yeah, it's a little fish.
Okay.
Oysters.
Boom.
Beats.
What's thought about those?
Brussels sprouts.
Okra.
What's got with open?
Blue cheese.
Don't know what that means.
Coconut.
What?
How do you know what blue cheeses?
You don't know what blue cheeses?
Steak.
How do you...
Coconut is the...
No, no, no, blue cheese.
You said you don't know what blue cheese is.
I don't know what...
It's just a cheese, huh?
I don't... I've never had it, I guess.
Blue cheese?
It's got like blue in it.
Like when you get wings?
It's white and blue and green.
You get like either ranch or blue cheese or red.
Oh, I don't ever get dipping sauce.
But it's also a cheese.
It's not...
Who is this guy?
But there's blue cheese.
Like when I get my wings, I just eat my wings.
I don't dip them anything.
But they bring sauce with it.
I asked you if they want ranch and I'm like, no, I'm good.
But I've never had a bite of blue cheese, I don't think.
I don't know what I'm...
Well, Lauren, you're going to get this, okay?
So you're going to get the prize.
Stay on the phone, please, too, too.
She's like what's happened.
I know, I feel that way too.
I feel like this show is drunk right now.
Lunchbox wins.
Lauren wins. Everybody wins.
Yeah, let's play that song!
Didn't you already play it?
No, we didn't play it, me.
Except all the listeners.
The listeners did not run.
All right, go ahead.
The oyster house in Boston.
I had some oysters.
They were terrible.
And they stay there!
And they stay there!
Not saying their place was cereal.
I just don't get oysters.
Why are you like giving somebody reviews on yel?
No, no.
I just don't get oysters.
The restaurant was great.
Their clam chowder, it was, mm.
Delicious.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
This guy's on something today.
We had Lauren on in the last segment.
She won.
We all lost, but she won the game.
She lost.
Lauren lives in Oklahoma.
Hey, Lauren, so you were calling us to actually talk about your
your anniversary, right? How long you've been married?
11 years on Friday.
Okay, congratulations. That's awesome.
Yeah.
I'll be married at third of my life.
Good for you.
That's 30th and 3rd at 3. Yeah.
You got married at 22. Do you feel like that was a good time to get married?
A good age to get married?
No. I wouldn't recommend it.
But technically on paper, like when you sign the, I almost said that certificate,
the marriage you didn't do.
They have your age.
And I had to sign it as 21 because it was two days before my 22nd birthday.
So my husband always thinks that he just has to give me one gift.
And I'm like, no, you have to come up with two.
Got it.
Yeah, birthday and anniversary.
Yeah.
So what is your question about being married or what advice are you looking for or going to give?
So I guess, is that lunchbox at like eight years now?
Well, he's kind of up there.
Maybe is it seven?
Eddie is actually eight.
18. I just celebrated 18
18 years.
That's crazy. Wow.
She asked a question about me. Let's not make it about it.
18 years, though. She was asking who was the most.
No, she said, what is lunchbox at? She didn't say anything about Eddie.
Lauren.
So the question is, for Eddie and Amy, just because
how long they have or had been there.
No, Amy's divorced. Let her talk.
Just let her go. Just let her talk.
Go ahead.
What year for y'all was the hardest?
Like, they say the first year is the hardest.
for the seven-year itch or like 10-year.
That's a tough question.
That's really hard.
I know Bobby doesn't really take to what the norms are, so it may not affect you.
But it can maybe help other people to be like, hey, you can still get through the seven-year-rich,
or you can still get through that 10-year home for.
Let me ask this in a healthier way instead of what year was the hardest.
Sounds like she's having a rough year this year.
Well, it sounds like she's just at 11.
Yeah, and she's like, okay, I don't want it to go in a bad way,
or I don't want it to just be like we're going through the motions.
So what can we do?
So then the question I'm going to ask is I feel like what she wants to know is,
what is something you have to overcome because you get into your pattern so much?
You stop paying attention to some of the romantic priorities.
Like what can she do to reprioritize herself and her marriage?
Okay?
I think that's a good question.
The other way we're all going to get murdered.
We're all going to get in trouble.
Yes, yes.
So, Amy, what is your answer to this?
So our marriage timeline is a little different because Ben was in the Air Force and was gone half the year all the time.
And then some of ours was circumstantial.
I think after he got out of the military, quite honestly, that was a huge shift for our family and his identity.
And, I mean, he would even speak to this.
But I also didn't know how to support that.
I didn't recognize certain things that were happening.
And then so that ours is a,
if there's a situation that happens such as that,
I don't know if you could put a year on that.
That could have happened to us at year three
or it could have happened to us at year 15.
But for us, I think it happened around year six or six, yeah.
So what did you learn from that though,
that she can hear from you
and possibly inject it into her life?
Okay, when one of you,
and around that same exact time is close to when my mom was diagnosed with cancer
and she died and we moved, made it moved.
So you've got big life events that happen, change of job, a move, a death in the family, something like that, knowing how to best support each other and check in and see how you can show up for them and they can show up for you.
We did not do a good job at that at all whatsoever.
Eddie?
Yeah.
18 years, by the way.
18 years.
18 years.
18 years.
The guy's been married for 18 years.
I'm starting to think, you know, like when?
Lunchbox would make out with your marriage right now.
Because it's 18 years.
It's legal.
No, it depends if it's graduated.
It just turned 18, so it's still got a year to go.
Oh, so after.
No, it graduated.
Maybe they graduated early.
That's so weird.
Go ahead, go ahead.
So in my marriage, we had like a bunch of, you know, certain things that happened that kind of caused turmoil.
So they would be like, you get married, you deal with it in-laws.
That was a problem.
After that, you have kids.
That's a problem.
You buy a house.
Oh, my gosh.
How do we decorate the house?
That becomes a problem.
Start a lot of disagreements in there.
I think the key, and I know everyone says this, but it's communication.
If you communicate it, get ahead of it and say, look, this is bothering me.
What do we do about it?
And then talk about it?
I don't want to communicate because I want to get a fight.
Yeah, but you have to talk about it.
I know, I'm supposed to do.
As long as you understand.
I need to go to the doctor, get my B.H check too, but I don't.
I'm a human.
I'm telling you, it helps things.
I know.
I know you're right.
So it's easier in the long run to, or it's easier in the moment to avoid it, but in the long run, you're doing yourself a disservice.
But that's then why we should all be exercise.
I mean, I'm just saying it's much easier.
We should.
We should.
You have to be the buffalo.
Just saying when all those things happen, because it's not one thing.
It's not the seven-year it.
It's a lot of things that happen.
Got it.
That causes problems in your marriage.
So you would tell her.
Just talk about it.
Talk about it.
Let your husband, your spouse know how you feel about it.
Then figure it out.
Lunchbox.
Don't take anything so serious.
Like, you guys, I mean, that's the problem.
People start taking things so serious.
Like when you're dating and stuff, you're just having fun and, you know, you get married
and all of a sudden, oh, no.
start getting mad about little things. Like, why not
go back to the dating when you were having fun
and, like, the little stuff didn't bother you? Quit
getting so tied up and everything being so serious.
Just have fun. Who cares? What would you tell her
about? It's 11 years. She's, again,
starting to maybe be bored. I'm making
this up. Here, leave a card at
home with a hotel key in it and say, hey,
I'm here, come see me. Boom.
And that could be a part of it. Have you done that?
Who? He's not going to pay for a room. No, I'm not paying for a hotel room.
He gets from, like, our promo team here.
You read it in a book?
Yeah, come on, man.
Where did this idea come from?
What would you do?
You're asking me what I would do?
Yeah, to avoid, we'll call it the 11-year-age.
Okay, I think that it's just being involved in each other's lives and knowing.
Like, codependent behavior is huge in relationships.
Oftentimes, that's something we dealt with a lot.
I can only speak to my own experience.
And there's just a lot of unhealthy patterns that we didn't address early on.
And then they morphed into a much bigger problem.
My advice is don't get married until you're 39.
But she's already married.
I'm just telling you, I can speak to my own experience.
Yeah.
You know?
Out of the two years bones, which one, though, is the worst?
The first.
Why?
Not if you're deployed half the year.
True.
I mean, for me, it was the hardest because I never lived with anybody.
Adjustments?
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure.
Probably because you've gone 39, 40 years.
Yeah, it was probably the hardest for her because here I am.
Like, I am who I am.
Yeah.
Good or bad?
And so it's mostly just like figuring out the dance of all cohabitation.
And for me, trust.
She's with it like a damaged deer.
And so she's constantly raising a damaged deer in a big part of my life.
You're the deer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like with like relationship wise, I don't have that.
I don't have understanding on a lot of the intimacy,
not even like lunchbox is talking about, but just intimacy between humans.
I struggle with that because of how I grew up.
So she's, yeah, she's nurturing a damaged deer back.
So I think her answer would be the first year is probably the hardest.
Mine is bold and awesome.
She's pretty.
It's a great year.
So obviously we're not experts, but I'm curious if any of this was helpful.
I'm a doctor.
Well, like back to what Lunchbox is saying, though, real quick.
Like, he said just have fun, don't take so serious.
Like, why do we take everything so serious when we get married?
But sometimes things get serious.
Things get serious.
Like kids and bills and life.
You can just joke about that?
Death and moves and jobs.
but the joke it ain't going to make it better.
I think it's a personality thing more than anything.
But yes, Lauren, how do you feel about that?
I want to say for the record, I'm not deba boarding in the marriage.
I didn't want it to come across that way.
We actually renewed our vows last year in the Bahamas.
So I was just trying to see if there was anything to what,
they say about the first year
is the hardest, seventh year's the hardest,
the fifth year's the hardest, the 10th years,
if there's any correlation there to...
Oh, no, I think those numbers are just a sign.
Yeah, they also have the five-year fizzle.
They just find a word, alliteration.
Five-year fizzle.
The two-year tumble.
The sixth year sucks.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a lot.
All right, congratulations.
Eddie, congratulations.
Thank you, man.
And Lauren, we got to get her a gift card to Sonic.
She's been on hold there.
So thank you.
Right, can we play a song or no?
Nope. Okay, well, there we go. That's Joe Best Baby.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
How much to finances factor into a relationship?
Well, communication of them a lot, but I don't know.
Well, according to a new report from Credit Karma,
Jen Ziers and millennials fight about money with their romantic partners,
like once a week, which is crazy.
I got married older. So when I got married, I was...
They met Caitlin with 39.
We still don't have kids.
We will at some point.
She is not pregnant right now,
so don't start those rumors on Facebook either.
So I can understand if you're young and you get married and you have kids quickly
and you're still figuring out your job, your career.
How that's a big, it can be a problem.
It can be some uncomfortable growth.
But for us, she, you know,
she went back at her master's degree,
was working in tech and oil and gas.
And so we don't really fight it.
about it. The second argument, so money's first, second is, uh, taking out of trash. Now,
now that we, you know, there. I did it yesterday. Nope. Nope. It's not being present or being on the
Oh, that's number one for me. Yeah. Yeah, that's number one. And spending time together and then
after that comes in chores. But the money thing is so important to young people that they're
starting to research their dates job to see how much money they make before they go out with them.
Their dates job. Yeah, like those that are younger and dating. That's not a thing. You shouldn't do that.
we shouldn't?
No.
No.
We should also normalize how much we make.
So everybody say how much they make.
Go, maybe.
Okay.
So another survey found that 75% of people said, hey, happiness at your job is the key to happiness in life.
I would agree it's a big part of it.
Happy work, happy life?
Yes.
That's the same for it.
Wait.
No.
No, I used happy life.
I know, but the title of the study that I read was.
I do happy work, happy dork.
Happy work.
happy life.
Almost rhyme.
Kind of works though.
Almost rhyme.
Okay, this might save you money.
Google Flights is adding a new feature to help travelers figure out the right time to book.
You can turn on a price tracking feature as well that's going to notify you when prices
drop significantly or it'll say, hey, this is the time you need to buy.
Go, which I think is like so helpful because they can fluctuate so much.
I naturally turn every notification off as soon as I download anything.
It doesn't matter what it is.
It could be an app that just tells me the good notifications.
Do you want notifications? Nope.
I'm trained to go, nope.
I don't want any notifications on anything because I just, I get annoyed with all the things on my phone.
So other than the notifications part, I'd be good for that.
So college football coaches, they were asked to name their favorite singers and country stars dominated.
Yeah, probably because it's a bunch of white guys in their 50s in the southeast for the most part.
Yeah, I mean.
And there's one country artist in particular that was number one overall.
Sableson.
Eight different college coaches, say.
this guy is their favorite.
Stapleton.
Older.
Oh, George Strait.
I mean, there's a lot of schools in Texas, too.
And George Strait, Texas is a guy, for sure.
Down the Night Old Flames.
Kirby Smart said Luke Bryan.
Everybody, I know what I got.
Georgia, obviously.
Who did Sam Pittman say?
I don't have him.
Arkansas coach.
He's probably a George guy.
I don't have.
No, I bet it was a country.
I bet it was like classic rock.
You're probably right.
Other ones on the list.
These guys got six.
Coach Lee from Vanderbilt, Beethoven.
That guy's smart.
Eric Church and Luke Holmes, they come in second time.
All right, thank you.
I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
Back in 2017, there's this mixed breed dog named Scout.
He broke out of the animal shelter.
Put him back in.
He broke out again.
They were like, how's he getting out of here?
Broke out again.
They're like, where's he going?
Well, they found out.
My dog, I know if she's,
If Ella leaves, I know where she likes to go now.
She has this one part of the fence she likes to go to.
There's another dog back there.
And she's not always there, but a lot of times she's in that spot.
So they started going to this dog is the same spot every time.
Turns out, this dog had been going and sneaking out of this place and into a nursing home.
And then just sleeping on the couch in the lobby.
And then the old people started being friends with the dog.
I don't even know where it was coming from.
That's pretty cute.
So you got a dog who's escaping and just find somewhere warm and fun to go to.
And then he's like, this couch is all.
Awesome. And people keep petting me?
So it keeps going back.
And then you have the people there.
They're like, this dog is just showing up.
So everybody was winning.
And so now, now the dog goes and like basically stays there.
Yes.
Pets at nursing homes, as long as it's okay for the people to be around.
The pets, it's so therapeutic.
Tell me that in an awesome story.
Love it.
And you know what they called that dog?
Scout.
You said his name was Scout.
Oh, I was going to make a dang.
What?
That's good point.
What do they call a dog?
It doesn't matter.
What did you say it?
I forgot.
I said the dog's name.
For fun.
Nah.
Say we didn't know the dog's name was a guy.
I'll save the joke for another time.
Oh, okay.
Why do you know now?
That's what it is.
That's tell me something good.
That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
In 2023, former bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found himself at the center of a paternity scandal.
The family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story.
This began a years-long court battle to prove the truth.
You doctored this particular test twice in someone's, correct?
I doctored the test ones.
It took an army of internet detectives to crack the case.
I wanted people to be able to see what their tax dollars were being used for.
Sunlight's the greatest disinfected.
They would uncover a disturbing pattern.
Two more men who'd been through the same thing.
Greg Lepin and Michael Maranini.
My mind was blown.
I'm Stephanie Young.
This is Love Trap.
Laura, Scottsdale Police.
As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences.
Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news at Ameriopa County as Laura Owens has been indicted on fraud charges.
This isn't over until justice is served in Arizona.
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Rule one, never mess with a country girl.
You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
And rule two, never.
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We always say that, trust your girlfriends.
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I felt like I got hit by a truck.
I thought, how could this happen to me?
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I vowed. I will be his last target.
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Money Players Network.
It's Will Ferrell.
My dad gave me the best advice ever.
I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give
this a shot.
I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings.
I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent.
He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.
Yeah.
He goes, but there's so much luck involved.
And he's like, just give it a shot.
He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.
If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.
It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat.
Just hang in there.
Yeah, it would not be.
Right, it wouldn't be that.
There's a lot of luck.
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It's time for the investigative morning corny.
Guys, let's figure it out.
Come on.
Let's see how many we can get in 90 seconds.
Amy's got a computer on, pulling a jokes up.
We heard it.
I know.
Sorry, I just turned it on.
Right, here we go.
Hit it.
The morning corny.
When she finishes the first joke, the timer starts.
Go.
Atlanta Falcons and possums have what in common?
Football.
Burles.
Atlanta Falcons and possums.
The dirty bird.
They don't.
They play dead.
They come from behind.
Tom Brady owns them.
I don't know.
Possums?
I know.
This is because you're like, y'all are really in sports.
I thought you might.
Don't say we're not into sports because we don't know your joke answer.
I don't know.
Possum.
25 whistles, too much access.
Hold on.
Atlanta Falcons and Possom's play dead.
They have what in common?
So they play dead.
They're dead.
I guess are they good?
They play dead at home and they get killed on the road.
We'll take that one though.
We got that.
We got played dead.
That's one.
That's the worst one ever heard.
It's a mile long.
Go ahead.
Do you know the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
The dollar bill is worth something.
the dollar bill go ahead
you can still get four quarters from the dollar bill
I just want to hear the ends of these
that's so dull
she's not taking shots today
go ahead uh Nebraska and marijuana
have what in common
they're both hot they get smoked
they don't get smoked in a bowl
oh these are just making fun of teams
that's funny too
Nebraska's like Colorado this week
yeah so for what
for what reason are Seattle Seahogs players
claiming to have
swine flu.
Why?
So they don't have to touch the pig skin.
Do they not touch the ball a lot?
I don't get that.
Amy doing sports jokes.
But we didn't even get to do the investigative.
Okay, okay, yeah.
What did Billy Graham and Jacksonville Jaguars have in common?
Billy Graham.
Who is Billy Graham?
The old preacher.
And then she said Jacksonville.
Bill Jaguars.
That's Jacksonville, right?
Jacksonville.
Jacksonville.
Billy Graham.
They both sweat.
They both wipe their sweat.
I don't know what.
Well, they both make 70,000 people scream, Jay-Z.
Jesus Christ, like, because I guess.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, like, but for different ways.
I don't know.
I just let that be fun.
Yeah, we could have done that on another day where we weren't getting to play the game.
Like, we didn't get to play.
I thought, I thought, y'all, it would just be fun.
How are we going to get, they get killed at home and they get killed them?
I didn't have fun, though.
But we'll get them next week, boys.
All right.
But we don't, we don't get to sing our song, though.
No, we didn't get one right.
I don't get this one.
Oh, boy.
What's a mass gathering of Raiders fans called?
What?
Gang rally.
Yeah, gang.
Well, you can't say that, Eddie.
So, wait and I bleep that.
All right, go ahead.
So, yeah, a mass gathering of Raiders fans is called prison?
Yeah.
Yeah, because they're all, Raiders fans are like trouble.
Prison.
That's right.
Eddie said that.
Right, right.
Yeah.
But Eddie, what that means is not the same thing.
Do you never say that about gangs?
But that's, that was like when they beat up people.
No, that's not.
But however, that's not what that means.
And now it's different,
right?
Got it.
Even I know that.
By the way, Ray, close up the joke
and I'll say something else.
That was the morning corny.
We believed it in time.
Don't worry, Eddie.
Thankfully.
The FCC will let you be.
Good.
We believed it.
I'll be in Vegas on Saturday night.
If you guys are in Las Vegas or you're nearby,
come by, come to the show.
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My comedically inspirational show at the Virgin Hotel
and Casino.
virgin, the opposite of what Eddie's got bleeped out.
Okay, come on.
Dang, I just read one that is not what that means.
Yes, it does.
If you want it to mean.
No, that's the only thing it means.
It's not true.
Thank you.
The current or the last show that you watch with your partner,
your significant other, Eddie?
The last show was hijack.
Oh, it's good. We watched that, too.
Yeah, an Apple Plus.
And we watched that in like three days.
It was so good, and it was so corny at very first.
I was like, oh, I can't do it.
It's going to be too corny.
It's awesome.
There were still even parts where I was like, come on.
I know.
But that's still good.
That Iderselba is awesome.
Yeah, man.
He's pretty cool.
That's a good show.
Apple Plus hijack.
Yes.
Lunchbox?
Right now we're watching Big Brother.
Does she like reality television?
Yeah.
Or does she watch it because you love it so much?
No, she likes it too.
That's cool that you guys can bond on that because you love it.
Love it.
And she likes Big Brother more than I do.
Like we just got into it during COVID because we had nothing to watch, nothing to do.
We're like, oh, we never watched it for.
She is addicted to it.
Amy, I know.
I'm just gonna go see.
What was the last show?
You guys, like, MASH.
I don't know.
Friends.
The last, cheers.
Oh, man.
I mean, honestly, I was going to say, like, season one, Ted Laughville.
Yeah, okay.
That's a good show.
We started watching a documentary called Stolen Youth on Hulu.
I think it's called Stolen Youth.
We stopped watching it because it was dark.
It's about a cult at a college.
And this girl's dad comes in and, like, it's crazy.
We're going to get back to it.
It's called Stolen Youth Inside the Colt at, like, Sarah.
Lawrence University or something.
Ish.
And it's three episodes.
Dude, it's,
it's crazy.
I can give you the bit of,
I don't want to ruin too much of it.
And I'm not big into crime.
And Kaelin's really not either.
But we started watching and it just felt too dark for,
right?
Why did you guys pick that one?
Because we both, there's two versions of it out.
There's an acted version and then there's the documentary.
Got it.
And we had just been hearing about it.
And so there's all these kids that go to this university.
I'm gonna mess them this up. There's like eight of them living together. One girl's dad is like was in jail, but he was in jail, but he was like super connected to like he like protected Gorbachev. They, um, he's all these pictures with real high profile people and he starts to hang around the kids and then it ends up he turns him into a cold. Whoa.
It's, what time frame? What year was this? 10 years ago? 2010. Wow. What kind of a cult? It was awesome. Amy's interested.
How do I get there to Sarah Lawrence?
No, I don't want, I mean, I am fascinated by cults.
Colts?
Colt documentaries.
I mean, it's pretty interesting.
I'd like to start one.
No.
We kind of have.
The B team's awesome.
I'm not going to cold the whole world.
Right here.
It's this room.
Let's do it.
But we're also watching Winning Time season two.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's the Lakers Dynasty on HBO on Max.
Yeah.
So that's good.
I ask about shows because experts
stress the importance of watching TV with your spouse.
it will bring the two of you closer together without even realizing that you're closer together.
You have, again, a shared experience and something that is continuing that you can make a point to continue with you two.
A new study found that watching TV with your partner can release bond boosting hormones, especially if you binge together.
It's also important because you talk about the show afterwards and you talk about looking forward to what's going to happen next.
Or you talk about not watching the show because we do it together.
So that was a whole article I read in women's health that I thought was pretty interesting.
It's all fine unless one of them cheats.
You know what?
Here's the thing.
I don't even care if she cheats if I don't know.
That's not true.
But you do know.
Because you can tell she's not no longer interested when you're watching it together.
As long as she's cool and I don't know, I don't care what she does.
Okay.
If she wants to watch it and doesn't tell me, I'm not affected at all by it.
But it's something you guys did together.
You did it, you started it together.
Then all of a sudden you see her stray a little bit.
You're like, that's weird.
But as long as she plays and treats me the same way.
He just wants to be treated the same.
And she's watching it and we're living our life and I don't know the difference.
It doesn't matter if she's with another dude.
That's not the same thing.
That's totally different.
Same thing, man.
Okay.
TV show, dude, cheating, cheating.
You're an idiot.
Yeah, that's a dumbest statement you've ever said.
No, no, it's not the same thing.
But it hurts my feelings because we started that together.
But if you never know, your feelings aren't hurt.
But I do know.
I'm telling you.
But you can't know in this world that I'm delivering to you.
I got you.
Yes.
So watch shows with Justiniff and others.
and Amy, rooting for you.
Thanks.
Yeah.
It'll happen sooner.
You'll get that.
It's fine.
I can watch.
I still look forward to watching shows.
I know.
I'm jealous.
I just watch whatever.
I gotta wait for her to watch winning time now.
That's her to get mad.
That's the second we told you.
So we were going on vacation and we're going to the airport and we get a text.
Your flight's been canceled.
And so we were going to go to Detroit and then Detroit.
We were going to fly over to like Europe somewhere.
That was the big long flight.
And so, I got canceled.
We're supposed to leave at like 1230 after the show.
And so we got put on a flight at 7 p.m. to Minneapolis.
And then from Minneapolis, we flew overseas.
So we get there and we check in and we don't have a ticket for you.
Just go on through.
We'll give it to you at the gate.
It's one of those where we have to be allowed on.
Because we don't have a seat.
But what they're doing is they're offering other people money to get off the seat apparently.
Oh, yeah.
So we were those people because we got canceled on.
They were offering people $300.
If you'll get off, they don't know it's us.
And so they're like, okay, cool.
So you have your tickets.
You're going.
So we go and it's Caitlin, my wife and myself.
And they say, okay, here are your two tickets.
Sir, you're upgraded to first class.
And here's your ticket, Caitlin.
So I have a first class seat.
now because I've been upgraded.
Oh, no.
And she doesn't.
So she's just chilling.
It's just a coat.
It's just a normal.
You know, it's just that.
And so I'm like, like, we're married, right?
I don't have to do a grand gesture.
It's like, do I give her?
So.
This is tough.
And it's already happened.
So the situation has happened.
So I'm not going to tell you, I forgot all about this.
But one of my friends thought it was so funny.
He said I should bring it up to you guys.
What would you have done, first of all.
ball. You get a first class and your wife gets a coach.
Rand, yeah, whatever, normal seat. What do you do? Eddie?
Oh, man, I'm thinking about this. I think I would keep my first class ticket.
And she just luck of the draw? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, and I would say, hey, I've never sat first class.
Like, let me just enjoy this. And she's like, well, haven't either. Yeah, yeah, but I got the ticket.
Got it. Lunchbox. I tell her, that's show business, baby.
No, show, no, no. No, no.
And I would say, hey, I'll bring you a drink.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to be up here.
I'll see you on the other side.
I can come behind the curtain you want to drink.
I'll bring you a glass of champagne.
You can make some new friends.
And I'm going to be up here in first class, living the life.
Because they chose me for a reason.
They didn't think you were first class.
Maybe you can work your way up.
Okay.
Boom.
What do you think I did?
Oh, you came like a little, you folded like a lawn chair and handed that ticket to her and said,
you sit up here first class.
I'll be the little cissy in the back.
Okay.
See, I wouldn't put it that way, but I could also see this happening.
You're going back and there's maybe three or four people on Caitlin's row and you'll see,
hey, is anybody traveling alone next to Caitlin?
And then you sit back and coach next to Caitlin.
And that's a fun surprise for someone that was traveling alone.
That is the dumbest thing you would do.
But probably something you would do.
Why would you give it to a random stranger?
Definitely something.
No, no, you got to enjoy the.
I didn't do anything.
I'm just asking you're doing.
Oh boy.
I'm asking what you think I did.
You definitely didn't keep it.
If you tried to give it to her, the only reason why you kept it is because she said, no, keep it.
Can we have multiple choice?
No, I'm just asking what you thought.
Yeah.
I mean, I really, I mean.
Lunchbox says I folded like a lawn chair, but I don't think it's folding if I did that.
Amy said I did something outside of the two probably possibilities, Eddie?
I still think deep inside you're one of us.
You did what me and lunchbox would do.
And here's the thing.
Eddie would never do that.
Yes, I would.
Don't make a bet?
Yeah, you have to call your wife.
to ask if you can bet on this show.
That's true.
That's money that you're spending.
Finance is different.
Ray?
Yeah, I think you took it just because you had to do business work and stuff, so you definitely
did first class.
That's what I'm saying.
You did not work on the plane, did you?
Does he ever not work, Amy?
Yeah, he's vacation.
He's vacation.
So we have two people that said,
the three of us, oh no, me and Ray said you took the chair.
You took the first class.
And Lutchbuck says I didn't.
And Amy says I gave the ticket away.
To a stranger.
That's weird.
Donated a kidney on the plane or something.
No, maybe not.
I mean, just to sit by Caitlin.
Or you offered it to her and she was like, no, I'll stay here.
You got the ticket.
It's fine.
That would be cool.
Wait a minute.
You guys are forgetting about a different option.
Go ahead.
Bobby went to first class and offered someone some of cash to go sit back in the coach.
No way.
That's a baller move.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's a baller move.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So Bobby sat in his first class seat.
And whoever's, I don't know how first, I mean, I don't know on a plane going international.
Like if there's, this wasn't international.
This is Nashville to Minneapolis.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, he definitely paid someone up front.
What?
I thought this was like overseas.
Nashville to Minneapolis.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah, you might have paid some.
You paid someone.
You paid someone.
You bawled out and said, here's a stack of cash.
Get to the back.
Let my wife come sit up here.
Honey.
How long is that late?
Come on.
Two hours.
Okay, you probably just stayed in the seat.
Like this is, sorry, I was thinking all day, all night.
I gave her the seat.
I set in the bag.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, okay.
And she gladly took it.
Yeah, she was like, okay.
Exactly.
Why didn't you do that?
You should gladly take it.
Why is it okay for her to gladly take it and not for you to gladly take it?
That's what I don't understand.
Like these rules that you guys put on these things.
There's no rule.
She didn't even say, she was like, are you sure you can sit up?
She's like, I don't care.
You can sit up there.
You're way taller than I am.
Yes.
She has long legs.
And I was like.
Like, it's all good.
You can have it.
And now it was miserable back there.
But still.
But no, yeah, I gave it to her.
It's because I wanted to catch it in later, too, guys.
Oh, like another favor?
Yeah, it's like.
Like, it's football season golf.
Remember, I let, you had first class?
Does that work?
Yeah.
Yeah, it does with us, yeah.
Because the remember when I did this.
But you have to do it while they still remember, though.
Okay.
I cashed it in like the next day.
So I did let her have it.
And I was very uncomfortable.
Even that's where I would have been anyway.
That was just like, I'm so miserable.
Although, but I gave her the ticket.
Wow.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
Lunchbox is so disgusted with me.
Yeah, I mean, it's just sad, dude.
It's sad to see a guy just put his, you know, just put his what?
What?
His tail between his legs.
Oh, my gosh, that's what you're going to say.
I don't either, but okay.
No, that's what it is.
And you just go to the back, like, oh, I'm a little sad puppy, you know what I mean?
My wife controls every.
I mean, it's just like.
Yeah, yeah.
When people on the plane sees that, they're like.
No one saw that.
When people sees that.
They got no bad.
In 2023, former bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found himself at the center of a paternity scandal.
The family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story.
This began a years-long court battle to prove the truth.
You doctored this particular test twice in so much, correct?
I doctored the test once.
It took an army of internet detectives to crack the case.
I wanted people to be able to see what their tax dollars were being used for.
Sunlight's the greatest disinfected.
They would uncover a disturbing pattern.
Two more men who'd been through the same thing.
Gregalespian and Michael Maranini.
My mind was blown.
I'm Stephanie Young.
This is Love Trap.
Laura, Scottsdale Police.
As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences.
Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news at Americopa County as Laura Owens has been indicted on fraud charges.
This isn't over until Justice.
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There's two golden rules
that any man should live by.
Rule one, never mess with a country girl.
You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
And rule two,
never mess with her friends either.
We always say that
trust your girlfriends.
I'm Anna Sinfield,
and in this new season of the girlfriends,
Oh my God, this is the same man.
A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.
I felt like I got hit by a truck.
I thought, how could this happen to me?
The cops didn't seem to care.
So they take matters into their own hands.
I said, oh, hell no.
I vowed.
I will be his last target.
He's going to get what he deserves.
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Trust me, babe.
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What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Wodom.
My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live,
and the Big Money Players Network.
It's Will Ferrell.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
My dad gave me the best advice ever.
I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like,
and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot.
I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings.
I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up-and-coming talent.
He said, if it was based solely on talent,
I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.
Yeah.
He goes, but there's so much luck involved.
And he's like, just give it a shot.
He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall
and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.
If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.
It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat.
Just hang in there.
Yeah, it would not be.
Right, it wouldn't be that.
There's a lot of luck.
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Time for the news.
Bobby's Big.
Stories.
Boy howdy.
Listen to this one.
A Dallas apartment.
A vex a tenant throws all their belongings in a dumpster and then later realizes wrong unit.
Oh, no.
You got to triple check that.
Oh.
That's crazy.
A Dallas man says everything he and his daughter own.
was thrown in a dumpster.
That's terrible.
Oh, man.
Turns out they had the wrong unit number.
And now the man says he's out tens of thousands of dollars.
But he owns an apartment complex.
After Johnny Abney spent years building a life for himself and his nine-year-old daughter,
everything they own is now gone.
The honors weren't stolen.
They were thrown in the dumpster by the order of the management of the Hamilton,
the high-end mid-rise apartment building where Abney lived in the Deep Ellum neighborhood of Dallas.
It's all in the police report.
Abney filed me to return home from work in late July to find his apartment door unlocked
and contents cleared out.
According to the report's narrative,
a leasing agent on site said,
and this will make you feel better,
there was a misunderstanding.
Well, yeah, no doubt.
That's tough.
Okay.
Yeah, how did they make that right?
So there's some stuff about subletting,
and it goes on,
and it gets into, like, legal issues,
but I don't know.
Obviously, that part wasn't supposed to happen,
but that's tough.
I just hear that like anytime we're
clearing out a home and throwing everything away
or...
Are they wrecking ball a home?
Or wrecking ball?
Yeah, like anytime...
It's like cutting off the wrong arm.
It's surgery.
You know, we need checks and balances
like all the way through.
Okay.
A Chicago TV news crew
was robbed at gunpoint while reporting
on a string of robberies.
Whoa.
You know what?
That's brave if somebody to rob a news crew
while they're doing a news report.
I wonder if they were the robbers.
Well, if not they were, then robbers.
Well, now the robbers, but the robbers they were getting recorded on.
But it could have been a culture of robbing.
Yeah.
Because in poor neighborhoods, people tend to survive and there's robbing that.
So it just could be part of the culture there.
Dang.
But yeah, they were doing this string story.
It's happening all over.
And then they ended up being robbed themselves.
Three armed men in ski masks pop up with guns.
Oh, my goodness.
The both are both wild stories.
That's from AP.
Does hitting things when you're angry help?
Yes.
Yes.
Absolutely.
I mean, depends on what things.
The wall.
Because that might end up hurting you in the long run.
The answer is nope.
According to this.
A new study suggests that vending and hitting something with rage
fails to release your hostility.
It can even make matters worse.
The anger stays the same or becomes worse
when you release it in this way.
Experts say, try a workout instead.
Oh, you're hitting a punching bag.
Also, you don't have an hour if you're angry.
I'm very angry and irrational.
I think I'll dedicate an hour to bettering my mental.
No, it's irrational people are doing irrational things.
And I think when I'm irrational, it's hard for me to think rationally.
Right.
I was saying rational hitting.
I don't know that that's a thing.
No, it is.
It is.
You're being intentional about making sure you get out.
You're being intentionally.
Like a punching bag.
Control of irrational.
That's hitting something.
And they said it work out.
So yes.
And if you, if it's fine, like if Eddie has available brooms to break over his knee, that's rational.
Yeah, you're really talking about you.
That'd be cool.
Yeah, I mean, I.
That's okay.
I can.
I can hit things, but I feel like I'm doing it in a controlled environment.
Controlled rational.
Love it.
I love it for you.
Manor.
Yes.
What about ripping, siding off your house?
I did that one time to prove a point.
Or blacking out with a man's neck in your right hand.
Oh, that's scuba.
Scooby.
He's like, I woke up, and the guy was getting choked.
And it was by me.
Oh, my God.
And then they split.
It's a little different.
You guys have problems, man.
We all have problems.
You guys have problems that manifest himself physically.
I take mine and push it way down deep inside.
Next up, how much time do you let your younger kids watch their iPad?
Amy, answer a day.
A day during the school week.
It's getting down to zero, which is awesome.
But on the weekend, oh, take it away, kid.
Eddie, I'd say every time we're in the car, so three or four times a day.
Child development experts had eliminated as much as possible.
New research at Japan suggests that staring at a screen,
younger than five, slows development of both physical and mental,
skills. Well, it's much better
yes to let them be active. But
if you're an Olive Garden, they won't
shut up. I get it. Give them the iPad.
For everybody's sake, let's slow them down.
Let's slow down there. Because
I want my soup and breadsticks, you know?
I'm going to be quiet. There's too many screen
options because there's the iPad screen
and then there's the video game and that's a screen.
And then if you're watching a movie as a family,
that's a screen. Yeah, I don't consider the movie
screens with the family as much of a screen.
They're doing homework on a computer. That's a screen.
Yeah, exactly. But I think there's good
screen time and bad screen time.
Is this your phone argument?
All my screen time's good.
Right. Is YouTube totally safe?
What the kind of question is that?
What? What? It's like so heroin, right? Is it like,
I don't know, healthy for some folks?
No, I mean, but YouTube is, it's all good.
You can't go, no?
No. Have you ever been on YouTube, Amy?
Hey, check out, check this thing out called the internet.
Amy, I'm going to send you, I just Google one YouTube video.
There's YouTube kids that's safe?
No, no, I know. I have YouTube kids.
But I'm saying this.
Are all drivers with a license great drivers?
Nope.
I'm asking this specifically because my son was issued a school computer and it's got YouTube on it and they can look at whatever.
And then I'm shocked by it.
And so she has said, no, mom, we have YouTube on our computers.
YouTube is always safe.
Well, she saw you coming and going.
And you believed her.
But why would the school allow access to YouTube?
Well, they may have certain things that are on block.
Yeah, you can block it.
Sure.
Don't know what they have.
I'm just answering your question.
Okay.
Is all of YouTube safe?
I just thought, oh wow, that's awesome.
YouTube can teach you how to make bombs.
YouTube can teach you how to hack.
No.
It can teach you how to fix your washing and dryer too.
Well, that's the only thing I use it for.
Hacking?
No, fixing things around the house or listening to music.
Well, the screen time studies from JAMA, Pediatrics, a research journal.
All right.
I hear you.
I'll figure it out.
F1 driver Carlos Sains reportedly chases down thieves who stole his $300,000 watch in Italy.
In a car?
You know?
Come on.
I thought it was on foot when I read the story.
Because he's a driver.
I'm thinking this could be awesome.
He finished third in the Italian Grand Prix,
and then he chased down the thieves
who stole his six-figure watch on the streets of Milan,
so he must have been on foot.
He was on foot.
They came up, took it, and he chased them.
Police eventually showed up, per the report.
Took the thieves into custody.
He recovered his watch,
which is valued to $323,000.
Dang.
From Yahoo.
I get it.
I get you're going to chase.
But I'm going to tell you the guy with that kind of money.
Also probably has that watch insured.
So I wouldn't chase them unless it was like something
that your grandpa or dad passed down.
Because if they're going to steal,
they're going to then try to keep themselves out of trouble or from harm's way,
and they may kill you, stab you, because they've already committed a crime.
But I get it super important to him.
But I'm telling you, with that kind of money, that watch was insured.
But he must have to watch.
Or he's just so mad.
He's like, okay, I'll show you.
Why tech experts are urging all parents to have a secret emoji with their children.
And I thought this was excellent.
Like, my wife and I have a code word to get out of situations.
if it's just certain things we can say we know like oh they don't want to be here anymore
you mean like social situations social or what is it
why would I say it right now tell everyone I was thinking I was about to ask the same question
no I'm not changing it because I barely remember it sometimes anyway
because she'll say it and I'll be like I don't even ignore them just and then she'll go
rumple still skin oh god yeah so in an emergency an emoji is less conspicuous than a word or a
even. So make sure the emojis,
even remember, make sure your, you know,
kid, if they're texting
that they can send the emoji,
it's kind of the emergency emoji, and
know what they are. Maybe do two of them.
Use one that maybe isn't that commonly used.
Yeah. And that is the secret sign.
That's from the Daily Mail. I don't
encourage the eggplant or the splatter.
No, that can be mistaken. Yes, it could.
Or the peach.
Misinterpreted.
Yeah, you don't want that one.
Negative. A dinner-sized plate
was found inside this woman's abdomen.
18 months after
Cicerey, a dinner size plate, like a device,
a plate, because a plate you don't have to eat off a plate.
Oh, they left it in?
A surgical tool, the size of a dinner plate,
was found inside a woman's abdomen
18 months after a baby was delivered.
How do you forget that?
Don't you do a checklist of, okay,
let's see, we went in with night.
It's not like you're building something from IKEA,
and you have like one thing left over,
and you're like, I think we're good.
You can't finish on somebody
and you have one thing you can't find
to be like, you know what, close enough.
But say the surgery's over, right?
And you're the technician, cleaning all the stuff, and you're like, oh, crap, where is that thing?
And you look at the body, it's already sealed.
Good to go.
You're like, do you say something?
Yep.
Yes.
Yeah.
Hey, we got to open that back up and get my mind.
You left a plate in there.
Oh, no.
But it is pure chaos in there.
There's a lot of people, and they just wrap everything up in a big blanket and they take it out.
So, I mean, how do you know?
Oh, C-section.
He's seen it on YouTube every day.
I'm just talking.
Regular birth, they have a bunch of tools that they just throw in a blanket and wrap it up.
So I can't imagine this.
You were in there?
I don't remember that part.
A neurosurgeon investigating a patient's mystery symptom
plucks a worm from woman's brain.
Oh.
Oh.
How does that happen?
Freaks me.
So they were doing a biopsy through a hole in a 64-year-old patient's skull,
and something was off.
And they went in with the forcips and pulled out the parasite.
Eight inches, or excuse me, eight centimeters, three inches, still big.
Still big.
So it was a larvae as a round worm.
And it was in her brain.
I don't even know.
What I have a me.
I don't even want to know what's in my BH because it hurts so bad.
I know those parasites.
I mean, you would know you have worms, right?
Like, you'd feel it?
No.
Parasites?
You don't know you have parasites?
You'd know a three inch worm.
You would feel it moving in your body.
You don't know.
Really?
When you eat steak, you feel it moving in there?
No, I'm saying like in your head, if you felt like,
I don't know that it's like flipping.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know it's like wiggling on a hook.
It's not traveling your head?
No, and it's not a worm like, because I've had intestinal worms as a kid.
And they're not.
It's not like a worm you dig out of the dirt.
It's still a worm.
It's still a worm. It just looks like a worm, but it's not like with eyeballs and...
You don't, yeah, you don't put it on a bobber.
All right, that's new.
Those were Bobby's big.
Stories.
They announced the CMA nominations this year.
There's a couple big award shows.
This is one of them.
A lot of letters.
I know it can be confusing.
And people are like, I don't know the difference.
Sometimes we don't either.
But it is a big one.
The CMAs are big.
The ACMs are big.
The B-O-Bs are big.
The B-U.
You mean you don't wait for the bobs to be announced ever?
No, no, no.
Okay, entertainer of the year.
The big one.
The nominees are Luke Combs, which makes sense.
Chris Stapleton makes sense.
Carrie Underwood makes sense.
Morgan Wallen makes sense.
It also makes sense, but this is a new first time ever nominated for Entertainer of the Year.
Who do you think is getting that first-ever nomination for Entertainer of the Year?
First ever?
I had you guys not look.
Huh.
Lainie Wilson?
Yes.
We're entertainer of the year.
That's amazing.
The year of Laney, man.
Let's go.
Yeah, that's super cool.
Congratulations.
She's that big.
It's getting there.
It has been a really great year for her, year and a half.
Single of the year.
So this is how the song sounds.
Like the whole thing, the engineer song, you know.
Luke Combs' fast car.
You know, it's a cover.
I don't think it should have.
I love the song
I love his version of it
But I don't
And I know it's a producer
I'm still gonna go
No to that one
Because it's just a cover
And it sounds like the original
It's awesome
It's so good
It's so good
Yeah
But I don't
I think Luke would probably say
The same thing
Okay
Laney Wilson Heart like a truck
I got a heart
Like a truck
Jelly Roll need a favor
Ooh
Oh yeah
This is a big one
I like that
Jordan Davis
Next thing you know
Next thing you know, you're saving money like never before.
And Hardy, wait in the truck.
Call Jordan.
Save Jordan's awake even.
It's my cell phone up to the microphone.
This is going to sound really clunky, probably.
Not he's about to wake up.
He has to know he won.
Or not one, but he's nominated.
He got three nominations.
And he has kids at 8.30 or whatever time it is.
He's up.
He answers.
He's not on the road.
He answers with an F word on the air.
What's up, buddy?
There he is, everybody.
Am I on the radio right now?
No, man, I just called from my house with all my friends, and we're just sitting around talking about you.
Congratulations, buddy.
Dude, thanks, man.
Did you wake up to hear the nominations, or were you wakened by the nominations itself?
No, I was waking by my phone just, like, going crazy.
That's awesome.
So, single of the year, that next thing you know song, dude, is so good.
I mean, it's so good.
I feel like I can sing it.
It's so good.
Because there are certain songs that get to a point where you sing it so much, you start to feel good about how your voice sounds.
Next thing you know.
I'm like, dude, that song has been a game changer for you.
Would you agree?
Oh, absolutely.
And like, you know, I mean, even after, you know, last year, like, I never thought I'd have a song that could top what Badr did for me.
And I think next thing has done it.
But, yeah.
Are you getting texts like crazy?
Is that your phone?
Is that your phone going up?
I'll let you go.
I just want to tell you.
No.
Okay.
No.
Okay.
I'm good.
You know.
He's playing video games.
Oh, it's Call of Duty.
He's playing Call of Duty this morning.
Yeah.
Hey, dude, I see all your shows are selling out like crazy.
Yeah, they're doing great, man.
We're rock and roll and we're busy.
As you know, as we're trying to start.
I'm not getting into that with you right now because...
No, no, no, no.
Because on the surface, I don't like you right now.
And we're not cool, but I love you as a friend and I wanted to be excited for you.
But we ain't cool right now.
I know, dude.
And I'm trying to find a date.
No, it's not even that.
For what?
What happened, does?
Nothing.
I, Jordan is one of my really good friends.
but he's a real douche right now.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And I told you.
And I know, you're busy.
You're busy.
I get it.
We're all busy.
Hey,
I got a world tour too, buddy.
I claimed to that.
I claimed to that in the message.
I told you I was being a terrible friend.
I didn't.
He didn't even respond.
Two weeks he didn't respond.
And I'll be passive aggressive with them because I love him.
I give him a kidding.
And I'm like, hey, man, remember your little friends out here selling out amphitheaters.
Yeah.
So what are you all trying to do?
Nothing.
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
All right.
We jump right.
from, we jump right from the Dirkshire out here, but the shows are going great. I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to bring that up. And it's, it's been, it has, it's been a blast. And like,
I've been last night, or last weekend, and Nashville is amazing. Off on another run this weekend.
And, uh, the shows are sold out. So it's, it's pretty, it's cool to see it. It's cool to see it
connecting, which is, which is what you always want. Yeah, I'm bored. But there's a thing. Up for one final,
One other category when I mentioned that Jordan's up for,
a douche of the year.
Jordan Davis, yeah.
Yeah, I think he's...
Hey, I'll...
You can go ahead and give that to you, buddy.
I'm sorry.
Hey, man, I'm super proud for you.
Congratulations on the three nominations.
I love you, and congratulations on everything you deserve it, man.
Thanks, buddy.
All right.
Thank you, for calling me.
You're welcome.
See you, buddy.
BBCC, Bobby Bone Cinema Club.
That's the group we're in.
We watch a movie every two weeks,
and we all put one in, we draw it and watch it.
We've watched Rope from the 50s.
Oh, how good was that?
It was Eddie's movie.
We watched the stuff. Lunchbox is a horror movie.
Great.
It's terrible.
We watched Shotgun Wedding, Ray's movie from Amazon.
Not bad.
And Lunchbox put showgirls in there.
And some of us were like, I'm not watching that porn.
Yeah.
So it was.
We drew this time and we drew mine.
We drew Man on the Moon from Jim Carrey.
He played Andy Kaufman, one of the people that have really inspired me my whole life.
Andy Kaufman is no longer alive, or is he?
That's the question.
But it's my favorite movie of all time.
Because one, Jim Carrey does a great job, and two, I love Andy Kaufman.
and I love how brave he was at times when it wasn't even funny.
So that being said, let's go around the room here.
And I have you guys as reviews, but because we lost power a minute ago, we're kind of behind.
Like, I have all the written ones.
So why you just tell me what you did or didn't like in your review, Amy?
Okay, well, I went into it expecting not to like it, but I was pleasantly surprised to find myself very interested in this movie and his life.
So much of that I was Googling during and after and watching YouTube.
clips from back in the day that were actually in the movie,
like the David Letterman scene with the wrestler guy.
Yeah, Joey Lawler.
Yeah.
Because Andy Kaufman would be like, I can be any girl wrestling,
and he would wrestle women much smaller than him.
Yeah, dominate him.
Dominate him.
Be like, I told you.
And so then Jerry Lawler, it was all set up.
I mean, he was a performance.
Right, yeah, I didn't know that.
I was shocked when that part of the movie came up.
So then, yes, I start Googling it.
And then the original YouTube flip,
it's like 10 minutes long.
and I watched the whole thing.
That's how interested I was
and how they had even that whole skit planned out.
And David was David, Jerry, and Andy
were the only ones involved in it.
It's so funny.
When he really hit him in the face, he hit him.
Yeah.
Because Andy Hoffman was like, hit me because we got to sell it.
Okay, but I watched a more recent clip of Jerry.
Like, he's way older now,
and he was on a podcast two years ago
and he was talking about how they knew they needed to be dramatic,
but he kind of threw in the slap
and that actually, and he didn't,
he's like, people don't believe this.
but Andy did not know the slap was coming.
I don't believe it.
Yeah, well, I know.
And I do believe they put a man on the moon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So good.
There's a documentary you'll like on Netflix about Jim Carrey playing that character.
Okay.
That messed it up for me, though.
It gets dark.
Because that made me feel like, oh, my God, how could anyone work with him?
How difficult?
He lived, I mean, he did, what do you call it when you act?
Method actor.
It's crazy.
It's really good if you watch.
Like he would start fights with a crew.
Being Andy Kaufman.
Yeah.
The Tony Clifting thing, that crap me up.
I love that. But also, and then gosh,
his own family, when he gets cancer,
they're like, yeah. We don't believe him because he's
been lying so much about this stuff. Eddie?
Dude, it's always been one of my favorite movies,
and I've probably seen it five times, but
I was like, let me watch this again. Dude, I'm
telling you, more and more when I
watch that movie, I think he's alive.
Like, I really do. Just because at the
very end, well, I don't want to spoil it.
The movie's over 20 years old. Okay. At the very end,
you see the guy who normally plays Tony Clifton.
But that's just from the movie.
I don't know. I don't know. I think that's them telling us that this is so Andy.
I don't think he's alive. He'd be, but it was a hilarious.
Well, I guess he'd be pretty old if he was like Elvis. Was he alive ever?
His Andy Coffin's daughter's been out before. Like he's alive. Kidding? You're doing jokes? Lunchbox?
It started off. I was like, what are we doing? I had to sit through the credits at the very beginning in the movie. I was like, this is so stupid.
Well, because they're messing with you like Andy Coffin and mess with people. I understand, but I was like, this is so dumb. Like we know, we know the movie's not over. So just get to the movie.
Hey.
Okay.
And I didn't like how they went from him getting fired.
He does one stand-up show and he's on Saturday Night Live.
It was like he got famous like that.
Yeah.
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I want to see how he got,
like how did he get a following?
But then it was very interesting.
I can't decide if he was the saddest person in the world
or the happiest person in the world.
They are not mutually exclusive, both.
That didn't take anything seriously.
The Jack, the, the Lifton guy was the funniest part.
Clifton, yeah.
Clifton, whatever.
He was the funniest.
part, I get why he was funny.
I don't understand, like, if you
heard, okay, this comedian's coming to
town. Last time he went on stage, all he did was read the
book. Read a book.
Nobody's famous from TV. Why would you go see him?
There was no social media. They wanted
Lockheed. Oh, there was. There's social media. I forget about
that. Then Latka from Taxi
was coming to town to do comedy.
So then they're buying tickets and then they don't know
what they're going to get. Okay. But that's
funny to him. Yes. Andy Kaufman's performance art was
he just wants to see people's reactions. Not even
if it's a joke. So he would, you know,
take a book out and just start reading it.
Everybody's like, ha ha, and he would read it for two hours.
The whole book.
Didn't you say one time he got a tent?
Set up a tent.
We're sleeping on stage.
And everybody's like, when's the joke?
And he went to sleep.
And his whole bit was, let's see what happens.
I love it.
I thought it was interesting how he was on Saturday Night Live and just played a record.
Again, he did Mighty Mouse.
Here I come to save the day on the very first ever S&L.
And it felt awkward because everybody was watching him going, oh, no, he's bombing.
Because he was just sitting up there nervous.
And then they're doing,
and then all of a sudden the Mighty Mouse part
he gets so animated
yeah look at Andy Kaufman play Elvis
on Johnny Carson
one of the funniest things you'll ever see
because he's so nervous and twitchy
and then all of a sudden he's like
that's his thing yeah
yeah I mean it was such an interesting movie
like I had no idea about this dude
like you talk about him
his funeral honestly I was emotional
okay did he really do that video at his funeral
yes that's legit
I saw that and I was like that's pretty cool
how much time we have I know we got to jump
Three.
Minutes?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
I gave it four out of five, Tony Blinken's.
Oh, cool.
What'd you give it?
Four and a half out of five.
Five out of five.
Morgan, what'd you think about it?
Well, I definitely saw why it's your favorite movie.
There's a lot of dark humor, which you tend to like lean into sometimes.
So I see why it's your favorite.
It didn't pick up for me until like the second half, and then it got really sad.
So I felt a lot of emotions going through it, and I do love Jim Carrey.
I felt he was really good.
But I don't know that I loved it as much as they all did.
I wasn't as interested.
Like 3.5 out of five conspiracy theories.
that's a good rating
Jim Carrey was really good
yeah it's awesome
really good I know
I don't even consider one of my favorite actors
but like between that
and
it's been Truman no no
that Truman show
in Eternal Sunshine
of the Spotless Mind
they're three my favorite movies
and he happens to play a serious role
in all of them
okay so when you come
I do your review
yeah I appreciated it
I didn't love it
I saw you intertwined throughout it
I gave it two out of five
Tony Clifton's
he was hilarious
I just didn't love
I love Andy Kaufman, but I appreciated it.
I can see what you wouldn't like, where some people just hate that, that, that's on.
Tony Clifton, hey, you guys, no smoking.
He comes out smoking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm smoking.
That was so, great.
It's like, what are you saying?
Shut up.
Yeah, come over here.
Yeah, shut up.
He just starts fighting with people in the audience.
He was opening for himself as a character.
I love it.
And then once people started to realize it was him, it wasn't him anymore.
He's making fun of the crowd.
Yeah.
Get up here.
Come up here on stage.
Yeah, seriously.
Wow.
Go ahead, Amy.
Like 30 seconds.
Oh, you just say.
he's inspired you. You say you really have, he's been a part of inspiring your career. Like,
what is something you've done? I've never run from awkwardness. I love it. Even if it's on the
air or even my stand-up act, I used to do an impression of my dad, my biological father, and I'd just walk
off stage. Yeah. Like he left. And then I would just stay off stage and let it. So it's,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Little things like that where it's, I don't really get scared of
uncomfortableness. I kind of embrace it because no one, no, we're not conditioned to sit in it.
I like sitting in it. Okay. If it's on this show.
And this show has always been uncomfortable at times.
Even from the early, early days, we would just go, ooh, this is awkward.
Let's stay on the air.
So that, yes, he'd try stuff.
And with The Raging Idiots, I used to open for the Raging Idiots going like, I'm going to, and that's, and that was kind of inspired by Tony Clifton opening for Andy Kaufman.
And then him being saying, I need Tony Clifton to have a guest role in taxi.
And they're like, who's Tony Clifton?
His agent's like, I don't know, man.
And he shows up.
He's like causing so much.
He's smoking everywhere he goes.
Man on the moon.
I'm glad that you guys understood, enjoyed, appreciated.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Here's the song, by the way, that R.A.m. sings.
About Andy Kaufman.
You know?
Goofing on Elvis tunes, baby.
That's it.
All right, Bobby Bone Cinema Club will draw for another movie next week.
Thank you guys.
Bobby Bone Show.
Story of the day.
This story comes to us from Indiana.
A 51-year-old man was driving about 9 p.m.
swerving all over the road
and police pull him over.
He was driving a power wheel Jeep
and he was... One of those little ones? Yeah, one of those
little kid ones. So he's probably sitting on the back
you know, over the seats. Yeah, yeah.
Like on the very back. But he was on like the road road
and he was swerving all over
and he got a DUI.
Wow. So
Lisa wasn't a big car. Sure. And nobody got hurt.
Nobody was hurt, yeah. He should have got that.
I watched a video on TikTok of a guy who was driving.
driving a Mario cart car.
Very small, a little bigger
than one of these Barbie jeeps
like I'm thinking of
with lunchboxes story,
but not full-sized car.
So he's driving this
little go-kart thing
and he's dressed fully as Mario
and a cop pulls him over.
But only because
this guy is taking
like stuffed turtle shells
and stuff stars
and throwing him at cars
banana peels.
All of that.
So the cop pulls him over
and the cop's walking up behind him
and he's like,
okay, you know you can't be on the road with this.
This is not road legal.
The guy's not drunk.
But obviously, it's illegal to drive a car like that on the road in the city,
throwing stuffed animals at things.
So the guy goes, yeah, I do.
And he goes, I know what I'm going to have to do.
And the cop goes, yeah, you're right.
He says, I'm going to need some gold coins.
No, I'm not kidding.
So the guy gives him some gold coins like in Mario Kart.
And the car goes, look, man, he takes the gold coins.
And he goes, you can't be on the road like this.
Just get it off the road.
road. Don't do it again. I'm going to give you a ticket. And I'm keeping the gold coins. And the video's over.
Hilarious. And the cop was cool. Nobody got hurt. The guy wasn't drunk.
He was just committed to see how far he could go with this. The cop was like,
and this is what I liked about the cop. The cop was like, there are two things I can do here.
One, I can go arrest a guy, throw him in prison, 20 hours, get him booked to find.
And what's that going to do? Two, I can just go talk to him and say, don't do it anymore.
and also show that I'm a guy, I'm a funny guy too,
and I understand what the bit is,
and just don't do it anymore.
And he did that.
It's so funny.
Well, he got lucky he got that.
Yeah, he did.
He got lucky the guy even knew what gold coins on Mario Card is.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
Here's the voicemail we got last night.
I heard Eddie say he had gotten some sinus stuff over the week of vacation.
And I just want to point this out that there's a new strand of COVID.
going around, and it is actually mainly symptoms are sinus infection.
So maybe he should get checked out and just you all watch out for being around him.
Okay.
Eddie doesn't have COVID.
Eddie, don't start thinking you have COVID.
Okay.
I started to think I did after that call.
You don't.
You don't.
You always have something wrong with your sinuses.
But we'll test you anyway.
Yeah.
Okay, so there's that.
I have these shoes below my desk that I put up an Instagram on, and I was like,
who wants these shoes?
They're golf shoes.
They're small.
They're like eights.
Remember they sent me the wrong size?
Yeah.
Will you go to my Instagram and pick somebody so I can mail it to them?
Okay.
Well, you don't have to do it right the second, but before we leave work today.
Just like a random pick?
Yeah, if you go down, it's like 15 down.
It says, who wants these shoes?
They send me the wrong size.
Probably because I order the wrong size.
Okay.
And I'm just going to give them to a listener.
And there's like 400 comments.
And so you have to write the second unless you want to yell a name out.
That's fine.
But find somebody that looks deserving that's not lying.
Because people lie for free stuff all the time.
I'm like, you need to be able to wear these, not sell them.
Keep scrolling, Amy.
I'm a little lower.
Oh, I have.
I have somebody.
I have somebody.
Do you know?
No.
Wait, so you want to see if they match the description, though.
Like, they got to have the same shoe size.
Well, I have to just trust it.
I'm not going to FaceTime on them to say, show me your feet.
That's what that guy is trying to do with Amy
That would be weird
Okay Amy who is it
Okay so
B Marler Allen
Okay
Mainly this is why
I'm in under her thing
So you can remember it
Hi
Yeah just do that
Be like hey I'm gonna reach out to you
And then handle all this mail out thanks
Appreciate it
Abby
Go ahead
Just kidding
Okay so
What I love about it is that
It is for her son
Who's nine who loves to play golf
And they actually met you
at a driving range once.
So I feel like that...
Okay.
That verifies that golf is really happening.
And it was his birthday when y'all met and you made his day.
So I think him having a pair of golf shoes from you is just...
Okay.
Makes sense.
All that could have been made up.
And you have to sign them.
You will ask her.
If she wants me to, I will.
But sometimes I don't want to just assume people want them signed.
Because they're nice shoes.
I've ordered them for me.
But they're just too small.
Okay.
So you mark it, screenshot it, both?
Yeah.
And I commented.
Cool.
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