The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full Show) Did Amy Pass Her Co-Parenting Class? + Lunchbox Shares Another Stock Investment Update + Brett Eldredge's Best Performances On The Show For His 37th Birthday!

Episode Date: March 23, 2023

Last week Amy shared some personal news on the show and now she talks about the co-parenting courses she needs to take. Find out if she passed the test! Then, Lunchbox shares another update on how his... stock market investments are going and if he's made any more money. Plus, today is Brett Eldredge's 37th birthday so we share his top five performances from when he was on the show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clivert Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits,
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Starting point is 00:01:30 You had an improv against the team? Yes, we would pull up their schools, would be there with signs for us. It's competition. What you would win is a bottle of gold slager. James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking it. For more games with names, visit the Iheart Radio app or wherever you get your podcast. Come on, Bobby. Bobby Balls.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Transmitting. Yeah, welcome to Thursday show. Morning studio. Morning. Let's go around the room. He ate an entire. tub of ice cream in one sitting. Now his pants might have a little more trouble fitting. Here he is. Producer Eddie, Eddie, say something. Man, I can't believe I'm going to admit this. And I've thought
Starting point is 00:02:14 about not doing it, but I have to do it. So a while back I said I saw a UFO. I looked out my bedroom window. I saw this light hovering for about 20 seconds. I was like, that's interesting. I zoomed in on it with my eyes. And then it went up straight into the air. You did say with total conviction that you saw it outside your window of your house. Correct. We didn't believe you, but we believe that you believed you. Yes. And I saw it again last night. And I'm like, oh my gosh, there it is again. Try to get a shot of it. So I know, I just walked up to the window. It's almost like a movie, you know, like walking up in my like pajamas and like walking close to the window.
Starting point is 00:02:46 And then again, I look closer to the light. It's a reflection of my wife's phone. And I saw that because we have double pain windows and I didn't realize that the reflection can be that far. So the original sighting was her on her phone and her putting the phone away on her nightstand. That was the light going straight up. How many UFOs do you think this is actually what's happening? A lot. Like something stupid where someone doesn't even realize?
Starting point is 00:03:10 That made me realize this happens all the time, I bet. Because Bones, when it happened the first time, I was like, this is real and no one's ever going to believe it. Did it scare you? Yes. Did it scare you that if you did tell your truth, that we would all judge you as well? Yeah, but I mean, like, really. People are going to think I'm a weirdo.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Dude, so last night when I saw it again, I'm like, it's happening again. They're calling for me, and then it was a dumb phone. They're calling for you. They came back to get their leader. All right, next up. My basketball team beat his in March Madness, and now for him it's all March Sadness. Oh, no. That's huge.
Starting point is 00:03:43 That's huge. Thank you. We meet him in everything. Football, basketball, it doesn't matter. I thought we weren't rubbing it in. I love it. It's days later. I didn't write this.
Starting point is 00:03:50 They won one game. Win a national championship and talk to us. I didn't write this. Win a national championship. Talk to us. It's March Sadness. He's so mad. Mr. March sadness.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Lunchbox, everybody. You guys keep telling me I need to quit playing the lottery, but I went into the gas station. I bought a $10. scratch off, went back to the 05 Ultima, Scratch, Scratch, I won a free ticket. So I went back in and said, hey, give me that same ticket. Go back to the car, scratch, scratch, scratch,
Starting point is 00:04:14 and I hit it big! I hit it big! How big? Is it so big that... Okay, hold on. Do you have audio? Oh, we got audio. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Is it over $1,000? He's not going to say this. All right, play the globe. All right, I had that free ticket, then I won $10. And then I'm back because I hit it big. No, you did. Now, I hit it big.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Now, I don't know if you can handle it or if I got to go to the lottery office. $100. $100, you know what that makes me do? Holla. $100. What does $100 make us do? Hala. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:04:50 One, two, three. Hallo! Thank you. Up in here. Man, it felt good, though. That is good. If you just said I won $100 and scratch off, we'd have been like, dude, that's awesome. But you played the quiet game with this and, like, really try to build it up.
Starting point is 00:05:04 That's good, though. Man, it was awesome. It was like, oh, I get that free ticket, go back in. Then you went $10. You're getting another ticket. So it was like a little game. It was like you're inching towards it. And then boom, big one.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Should he take that 100 and pay you for? I don't know. Yeah. He was robbed in the shoe deal. This is a separate transaction. We have a business account for that. We have no account. In any account, we would have would have, we broke.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Finally, she celebrated her birthday over the last weekend. And she's also a really great friend. Here she is. Amy, everybody. Okay, so just something that's been coming up in our house since we flew last weekend is this flight attendant was talking about how our seats turn into a flotation device, which is up there making jokes, and then talking about how if you're in the water, then there's lights. And then if there's sharks, you'll be safer. And my son cannot handle stuff like this. So I thought, is she not aware that there's children on the plane?
Starting point is 00:06:02 and now you're talking about us in the water with our flotation device, encountering sharks? Yeah, crashing, first of all. For that, you have to say, you listen to the flotation device. Right, and I get that part. But we don't have to go off into this whole scenario, have we're stuck in the water, and then there's sharks involved because that just created this whole, like, slew of questions. My only saving grace is that Austin to Nashville, we're not flying over any ocean. So we have nothing to worry about.
Starting point is 00:06:28 She just has to say that. But, I mean, he's still asking about it. I guarantee you next time we fly, it will come up. Do you think we're going to be okay? Are we flying over water? Is there going to be sharks? He also thinks because of the news, right, that Russia is going to like or China is going to bomb us or something,
Starting point is 00:06:43 into the world type of stuff. World War III, yeah. Yeah. I think that too. Sometimes it'll be fair after watching the news. You do. That's why I don't watch the news anymore. That's right.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Ray, go ahead. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. His dog goes to rehab for dogs. And man, that dog can saw some logs. Bobby bones. What is he's talking about? Snore. That's not what that means.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Is it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's my use. I meant poop. Never heard that in my life. Well, so we have an affiliate in Saskatchewan, Canada, and the town is called Regina. And I will sit here and I cut stuff for them individually every morning.
Starting point is 00:07:17 And I'm like, hey, thanks for listening. We have a lot of Canadian affiliates, which is really cool with our shows on there. I saw them in the news. So I wanted to give them a special shout out. I love being able to shout out our affiliate towns that we're in. So this town, Regina just got in trouble. because the tourism board had to apologize because they had their new slogan
Starting point is 00:07:36 that was, show us your regina. What? That's funny. That's a vagina. I know it's the name of the town, but is there something like? Show us your vagina.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Amy, stop. No, I get what it could sound like. That's the problem. They wanted it to sound that way? Yeah, that's the point of show us. What else are you going to show? The other one has been for a while. sword. It says Regina, the city
Starting point is 00:08:01 that rhymes with fun. Oh. Hey man, that's creative. I've known that one for a while. That's creative. So I want to shout out to our affiliate in Regina. Oh man. Don't litter in Regina. Amy, that's good too. Whoa. Yeah. Well, it's just the name of their town. Yeah. I know. So shout out Regina.
Starting point is 00:08:20 It's just some good, clean Canadian fun. I'd like to recognize that. And I think that their tourism board, you know, I hate to yet to apologize. That is the name of your town. And if I said show us your Nashville, I'd mean like show me the good parts of Nashville that you love. That's true. All they're saying is show us your vagina. Oh, man, that's so good. There's so many good ones we can just say.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Yeah, we're probably not going to do that, though. I'm probably not going to do that. All right, thank you guys. Let's get started with the show. Time for the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones.
Starting point is 00:08:55 My husband and I have been married for two years. I recently discovered that he has a secret bank account. That's tough because what else is the idea? I merged my bank account into his when we got married and that has been our primary account. But I just found out after he made a few recent big purchases and noticed they did not come out of our joint account, that he has a secret account. He calls it his rainy day fund. He deposits any bonuses he gets from work and any money he makes from a side hustle of detailing cars. Turns out he has a significant amount.
Starting point is 00:09:30 a money in this account. We're okay financially, but at times it is bothersome and it probably can help us out in a pinch. He doesn't think it's a big deal. Bobby like you, he grew up very poor, so maybe there's something there and there are issues with reverting back to that. But it can't help asking. Why would my husband have a secret bank account? Are there other things he's hiding? Is this a red flag?
Starting point is 00:09:53 Signed, wife with money woes. Yeah, it's a red, it's a light red flag. in that he shouldn't do it. And yes, I would think if someone was keeping something from me in that space, what else are they keeping from me in other spaces? Like I definitely would have that feeling. I do think there's probably a bit of trauma to look at, though, and try to understand why he would do this aside from anything nefarious, anything bad.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I don't have any secret accounts. And if I did, I wouldn't say it here. That's for sure. But I don't have any secret accounts. but I would understand if he feels like at any minute you guys could be poor again. I have very troubling.
Starting point is 00:10:38 I've had many issues with that over my life. I'm at a place now where I don't feel like I worry about that as much. But I can understand if this is me seven years ago, it'd be in a different story. Because if I had a secret account, it wasn't that I was trying to hide something. It was that I was trying to have something safe
Starting point is 00:10:56 just in case. And I'd be afraid that if someone else had access to that safe just in case, they would spend that safe just in case. The issue here is I see he made a couple big purchases. If he's buying golf clubs, you know, that kind of cancels that out. I guess it matters what the purchases are because it really just could be as fun fund. I hate to give him the benefit of the trauma if it's just this fun fund. It's a conversation that needs to be had because he shouldn't be keeping things from you like that.
Starting point is 00:11:25 My only request of you is that you actually listen, open mind, minded and go, I want to hear what he has to say, why he has to say it, and then see if you understand his explanation. You don't have to agree with it, just understand it and then go from there. Because if he grew up, like I did, I understand him wanting to have a safety net. I tried to have one my whole entire life. I would pay extra on my bills. And they'd be like, stop doing this. So that to me was like a safety account. But again, if he's buying a go-kart, where there's a whole issue here. So he's not cheating on you, but he's not not cheating on you.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Okay? So he's not cheating on you because of this. It also doesn't mean that he's not not cheating on you, but I don't think he is. I think there's some trauma you need to investigate, listen to him, and then go from there. Don't go in with accusations. Go in with, hey, I see you got an account.
Starting point is 00:12:22 What's that? Why do you have this? He's going to get defensive. It'll probably turn into a fight. If so, let it calm down and then go back to it at a later point. Because sometimes you get with me, I'm like, oh, hey, yeah, I get defensive. My wife's my plan, okay, cool. Then we'll, after I've had time to think about why I shouldn't be defensive,
Starting point is 00:12:41 because I'm doing anything wrong, I just automatically defensive. We'll go, she'll readdress it later. She treats, I am a child. I was going to say she treats me like a child. I am a child. And so she's learned how to negotiate through life with me in that way. Yeah. Also, I've been alone for my whole life, until her, 30.
Starting point is 00:12:57 3839, never lived with anyone, never was engaged, never married, anything like that. So I still have that mentality. Just you need to talk about it, but don't go in angry about it. In that conversation, should she ask for access to that account so she can watch it? Not at the beginning. Yeah, yeah, somewhere in the conversation. But also, I don't think, I think it's okay for people to have their own accounts if they want. You can hide them, though.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Can't hide them. So he can, hey, okay, if you want that, great, but let's just be transparent with each other. And by the way. That's when you get a secret, secret account, a secondary. Then there's trouble. But then for her, she can be like, okay, wow, you've inspired me. I'm going to go open up my own account. Talk about it.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Understand where he's coming from. Don't go in angry. Figure it out the end. I don't think he's cheating on you. But I'm not totally wiping that out. My favorite part. He's not cheating on you, but he's not not. Right.
Starting point is 00:13:44 I don't think he is. We don't know. But you can't go ahead and say you for sure he isn't. Right. Thank you. That's been a very special edition of the mailbag. Multi-layers, nuance. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Which, you know, America doesn't only have that anymore. That's nuance for you. All right, close it up. We got your email and we now have found to close. Bobby's mailback. It's been happening over the past six, seven months or so. Lunchbox and I went in together, which was a huge mistake. And we got into the business of finding a storage unit.
Starting point is 00:14:16 And then when it goes up and they don't pay their bill, they auctioned it off. We bought one. Had lots stuff in it. Lots of shoes. Had some illegal stuff. We haven't been able to talk about yet. And I said, I'll pay for 75% of it. but you just do the listing and handle it online.
Starting point is 00:14:30 He's like, no problem. We've run into a few hiccups along the way, which the last one was the person said they got the shoes. Well, no, they said they didn't get them, so they got a refund, but I have a receipt saying that they were delivered. But do you have the shoes back? No, I didn't get the shoes. So we lost the shoes and the money.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Yeah, so and eBay said they held a court order or whatever, and they decided to grant them their refund. So it was taken out of our shoes. They were signed for at that address. I don't have any control over that. Okay, so we lost money there. That was a nice pair of bally's too. Yeah, so what's next?
Starting point is 00:15:05 How we took another hit, man. So. This is so stupid. Go ahead. No, no, we sold a pair of Air Force ones for $90, size 8, and the person said, hey, well, you sign them. So I had everybody in here sign them. Everybody was gracious with their autographs, put them on the shoes, mailed them out.
Starting point is 00:15:24 And our item didn't pass authentication because they were altered and the buyer was refunded their $90. An autographed item you can sell. Yeah. Yeah. The shoe has been repainted or altered from the original condition.
Starting point is 00:15:42 But didn't they ask for that? Yes. But can't you show them that? Go to whatever court they're talking about and say, Your Honor, this is them. And eBay said, your buyer was refunded. Your item couldn't be authenticated and was shipped back.
Starting point is 00:15:55 I haven't got it back. We refunded the buyer $90 because it was altered or damaged. Maybe it's the wording. Maybe he has to put on their autographed shoes. They asked for it. I get it. But I'm saying if you repost it and say
Starting point is 00:16:07 autographed and sell it to that person, maybe you can sell it. And so $90 out of our count, gone. Boom. See you later. I don't. Like eBay just does not like us. This is getting really. Well, actually, I just, I put so much money in this. Never, guys never give lunchbox any money for anything.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Hold on. We never were going to. You and I are in with him on investments. Yeah, that's 30 bucks though. And I'm okay with that. A little more than I am. The hundreds I gave him. But how is that my fault? I did exactly what the buyer wanted. But everything is happening. If only one of these things happens, we're like, dang, that's showbiz, baby.
Starting point is 00:16:40 It's part of doing business. Man, this is being an honor. But it's every single thing that we do is wrong. And I don't think that we're just unlucky every time. Oh, I do. Entrepreneurship is hard. You don't see these dead ends coming and then you got to pivot. This is human error.
Starting point is 00:16:54 This is not. How is that human error? It said, hey, will you sign the shoes? Cool. Signed them. And how does eBay know they're altered? Like they didn't pass authentication. What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:17:04 Does eBay like take your package? Where did you mail them to? When you mailed them. Whatever address it says on the thing. So if it's something like a shoe, what shoe was it? An Air Force One? Air Force ones.
Starting point is 00:17:16 They will take it to make sure it's not a fake shoe. Stock X does it. For shoes, they don't want anybody selling ripped off fake shoes. If you were sending it right to the address, see, I don't think you did your research. That's my point. No, no. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:17:29 They paid for it. But you didn't write autographed on there. And you have to send it to the person. Listen, it said... I'm listening. I couldn't be listening any harder. They, once they paid, they said, ship to this address.
Starting point is 00:17:40 So I shipped it to that address. I don't know whose address that is. When do I get my check? Man, it's supposed to be that Monday after your birthday, April 3rd. No, not supposed to be. It will be. Well, yeah, but right now, we ain't got no money, man. He sounds wimpy.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Oh, man. Come on, man. We ain't got no money, man. We just keep losing money. I'm about to kill him. I'm giving him until the day after my birthday and then I'm going to kill him. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:18:02 You don't mess with people's money. And he obviously didn't read the rules about selling shoes on eBay. What do you mean? Why do you yell? What do I mean? You didn't read the rules about selling shoes on eBay. Would you like to sell something?
Starting point is 00:18:13 I said, yeah, shoes. And they said, all right, cool. What do they look like? Show us a picture. What size are they? I did it. And you're telling me when you're putting up shoes. They don't say anything about,
Starting point is 00:18:22 oh, you need to mail them to this person to make sure they're real. But they're not saying that they're going to authenticate them in any way. Why do you say, man? He didn't say no. No, let me see here. Let's go selling.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Ray, what do you think's happening here? The shoe thing is new for me. That is whack because I guess there must be a center you have to send the shoes to and that's how it all went down. When you buy shoes, I've never sold shoes. I've never. But still, that's got to be in the rule. It's got to be in some sort of typing.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Where he went wrong is eBay. There's all these different kinds of apps, swap, Facebook marketplace. What about the money that we didn't get back from the person who didn't sign for? Do you think all this is us being unlucky or do you think it's, It's human error. No, eBay's gone the way of the everything, the dodo bird, because of that, the stupid signing thing. I'm telling you got to meet people in person, Facebook marketplace is money it's taking over. No idea why you guys did eBay.
Starting point is 00:19:10 So you think, well, I didn't. Well, you want to know why? Because then you have a whole new market that it's open to. Let's listen to the market. Because if you do Facebook marketplace, you have about the market that screws you and you get no money. Is that a massive market where you get screwed to get no money better than the tiny market where you get money? How was I know that we were going to get seen? house I know.
Starting point is 00:19:29 How was I supposed to know that we were going to get scammed? Hey, this is your business. I feel like I've been scammed. I've been scammed. I come on this show and we do scam alerts and I say live vlog. And yet I'm the one that got scammed by him. I think I've been a victim of a scam. It's me.
Starting point is 00:19:46 I'm the victim here. No, I was the victim. We put those shoes up and I mailed them and they were signed for. How does that happen? And how do they just take that person's word for it over? for ours. Monday, April 3rd. I just don't. You better have my money. Either get, hey, better have my money.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Or there will be AT double hockey six to pay. Oh, dang. What big thing have we learned from this? Don't give lunchbox your money. No, no, eBay is tough. Like, eBay is hard to deal with. Hey, Mike, I can you help me? Sounds like lunchbox is giving a lesson how to scam him. Yes. Just order anything he puts up. Say you sign for it. Oh, yeah. Good point.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Okay, thank you, lunchbox. please, mailroom. Be on the lookout for these shoes that are supposed to be coming back to us. Mail room? You put the return address here at work? You mean the table in the kitchen? That's where all our mail goes.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Oh my gosh. I should just take it money and burned it. On the show. Like, here's the money and the lighter and burn it. Well, I didn't think anything would be even returned to us. Oh, man, man, man, man. Okay, look. Goodness.
Starting point is 00:20:50 And we still got a pair that won't sell, man. What's that? The Nike AirMax 97 World Tour, men size 11. Put them on Facebook marketplace. They've been up three times On Facebook marketplace? No, the first time
Starting point is 00:21:02 Why do you keep going to eBay? We've been scammed every single pair of you've sold. It got to $35, but by a minimum was $39.99 so they didn't meet the requirement. Why not try a different place? Yeah, why not? You could have tried Poshmark. Go to Facebook Marketplace.
Starting point is 00:21:15 You're on Facebook every morning on the show. No. Just click one little tab called Marketplace. I've been anti-Facebook on the show. Okay, you've been on Crossword puzzles. That's correct. Okay. There's no Marketplace for that.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Okay, we're done. I'm going to play this song. I'm going to cry into my table here because I'm out of that money. I'm never going to see it, right? No, it's gone. He's going to present me the big check. He's going to present me the big check. I'm never getting a business with him again. That's it.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Now, we got other things on the docket. No, we don't. They can know about. What? What is that mean? He's going to start selling the illegal stuff that we have now. Oh, not? He's getting desperate now.
Starting point is 00:21:47 It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. Tammy Lauren is a second grade teacher in Byron, Michigan. And March is Reading Month. So she thought, you know what, let me reach out to one of my students and see if he can come and speak to my class. Well, one of her old students back in second grade was race car driver Eric Jones. He drives the number 43 Chevrolet car for NASCAR.
Starting point is 00:22:11 This dude's awesome. So she reaches out. She says, hey, will you come visit the students? Sure. He shows up. Goes back to his hometown, sits, tell stories about race car driving. And then he gives them a book vending machine. So, like, students can earn tokens by like taking tests or whatever.
Starting point is 00:22:26 And they get those tokens put in the vending machine, get them. a book. Pretty cool. Do they make venting machines or do he have one made? I've never heard of this one of those from my house. Oh, they do? They do? How do you earn your tokens, Bobby? My wife would say you've been good today, been a good husband, there's three tokens, go get you a book. And I'll take a few, I'll take the vending machine. Who would stock the vending machine? I guess him. Eric Jones. And that one. Oh, you made it in my house? Probably my wife.
Starting point is 00:22:51 It'd be mostly books that she wants me to read. Marriage books. And then occasionally I do Lour House in the Prairie. That's funny. Is that it? That's it. All right. Awesome Story. Do you know him? I mean, I know him, you know, like, on TV. Yeah, but I don't bet on him. He doesn't win a lot of races. I was asking about betting any.
Starting point is 00:23:05 I was asking if you knew him. He's not my top 10 racier. You're degenerate gambler. You know, it immediately goes to gambling. I don't bet on Eric. Okay. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Starting point is 00:23:17 A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in,
Starting point is 00:23:29 sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space For honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger.
Starting point is 00:24:03 So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right what you need to be. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest, the director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Gowler.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice Podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, for wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slical Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. American soccer is about to explode. The World Cup is coming.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Ramos sending on the Ernie Stewart. I'm Tab Ramos. I'm Tom Boe. On our podcast, Inside American Soccer, you'll get the real storylines. I'm not worried about Policic. I'm not worried about Balligan. I'm not worried about McKinney.
Starting point is 00:25:23 My only concern is what happens in the back. The biggest decisions. If you're going to look at stats and numbers, he has no shot at making. in this World Cup team. And the truth about the U.S. national team. It wouldn't be a huge surprise if our team ends up in the quarterfinals
Starting point is 00:25:40 or potentially a great run into the semifinals. The World Cup is almost here. Experience it all with us. Listen, Inside American Soccer with Tom Bogart and Tab Ramos on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcast. Last week here, Amy was talking about how she's getting a divorce
Starting point is 00:26:02 and we were very sensitive to talking about it for a long time, because there are a lot of reasons that we weren't able to talk about it, kids, legal stuff, privacy issues, but we did. And it's out. And a lot of people reaching out. They've been fantastic about it, at least to me from what I've seen. Have you been cool with you? Yeah. I mean, yeah, I try to just swipe on by. Send me their name. Send me their name. Most people, and I feel like I'm supposed to see these comments or ones that are like, oh, man, I'm going through this too. And so that's where it's like, oh, wow, because it's not easy to navigate. And I feel for anybody that's having to just, do it. And, you know, some of the stuff that I've done over the last six months that I have not
Starting point is 00:26:40 been able to talk about is like how I was really nervous. I was going to fail my co-parenting divorce course that I had to take. It's a four-hour... Who's making you take it? You say have to take. The law. Oh, really? Oh, wow. So every state is different, but the state of Tennessee, at least, like when you go before, like the judge, so there's courts that are looking at everything and this has to be completed and you have to pass a test after you take the four hour course and it doesn't it's not one of those where you can just you know act like you took the four hours there's a timer so it's timing it knows each page yeah each page like you're on there and until you've completed it and watched the videos what kind of questions do they ask though
Starting point is 00:27:22 like just an example well you watch so for example it would be like you they take you through a scenario of like a video, a reenactment or something of a family where the co-parents are not being nice to each other and how they're handling the situation is not necessarily going to be beneficial for the kids. And you have to watch the whole scene so you know like, hey, then the question would be like, hey, what did, you know, the dad say wrong in this case? Like, what could he have done better? And then you pick the answer. But sometimes I felt like my core, like stuff I believe in how I would handle it was a little bit different than I guess what
Starting point is 00:28:00 the law is saying, so I was so nervous I was going to answer stuff wrong. I only missed two questions, though. I don't remember. Four. That's what I was going to say. Oh, no, it was a full-blown test. Like, it was four hours. Over 50 questions?
Starting point is 00:28:15 Probably. How'd you feel like the acting in the scenes? Well, I thought that people, well, what I wanted to know, it's, I'm assuming it was reenact. Yeah, it had to be reenacting. Well, they didn't have like, see. You think they're filming? Say, hey, we got let us know when you're fighting over the kids.
Starting point is 00:28:29 No, no, no. What I meant to say was, I know they're reenacting, but I don't know if these are like real families that they pulled or husband and wives where they're like, hey, we know you're going through this. This is awesome. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow. They did a good job? That's what I was going to ask. Did you watch it?
Starting point is 00:28:44 And we were like, this is some corny acting. Maybe that's a gig I could get. Well, you figure out how to audition for this. That's good. Somebody who's getting divorced sees it. It's like, wow. Has anything happened with your acting career? No.
Starting point is 00:28:57 I'm still taking lessons. have not auditioned for anything either. So, but I'm trying to get through some, yeah, big life things right now. But I'm still, I'm still consistent in my practice. So that's important to me. Was missing two questions? That's still a past test, right? Yeah, I passed.
Starting point is 00:29:16 So that was good. So I've got that. And, you know, you know, Ben had to do it too. And we're co-parenting in a way that I think that course actually helped us, too. It taught us a lot, but so did our co-parenting therapist, our kids. counselor and the kids are the main priority. What if you don't take the test? Do they make you get back together? Like the law says you have to do it. But if you don't, they're like, well, looks like you got to be married still. Well, so even once you file, there's like a 90 day,
Starting point is 00:29:45 like nothing can really happen even for 90 days because they want you to cool down. Yeah. So to make sure nobody's filing out of any sort of, you know, angst or anger or anything. And I wonder how many people that 90 days actually works for them to. Oh, I'm sure a lot. Yeah. Yeah, I bet. Can you imagine if you did it? It was instant.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Yeah. Be like, yeah, yeah, I'll take a divorce, please. And I'll take some guac. And then all of a sudden, boop. Okay, you're divorced. Head out. That'd be all the time. What I don't understand, though, is like when we had kids, you know,
Starting point is 00:30:17 when we were just like parenting to begin with, we don't have to take a test. Like, we should take a test when we just have the first kid, not just divorce tests. They should lock up our private part. And they can't unlock until you take a test about having kids. Right. Well, so that's how I felt about the adoption process.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Like, if I was able to get pregnant, which we had fertility stuff, so I wasn't. But if I had been, I would have just, voila, I had a baby. But adoption, no, I had to like all kinds of things, paperwork, this, that home studies. Because they can control that. I know. Right. And I get it. That's valid.
Starting point is 00:30:49 You can't just be handing out kids to people. Right. But it is a little, like sometimes it's just. We need voila. You have a baby. Take a test before you have. While I, again, you don't get the key to your private. Right.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Until you pass the test. That's what it is. We're all wearing contraptions around our waist. And then you know, you don't have one on one day. Oh, you passed a test, congratulations, which score. Good for you. Yeah. I only got two wrong.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Well, so. They're all good on that front. Yeah. Just for anyone that's frustrated by the process of having to take a co-parenting or divorce course online like mandatory, you actually, you can learn from it. So lean in. Ask questions, want to be better, because then you can be amicable. There you go.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Heard it from her. Maybe if your partner is. The more you know. I want to bring back on Roy in North Carolina. You may remember Roy because Roy called us and said, there's an artist and I have meet and greets and I really want to ask her out. Do you remember that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:46 We were all rooting for him. We were like, you really got to be. It's a delicate situation. Roy is on right now. Roy, what's up, buddy? Good morning, Bobby, in studio. he sounds happy yeah yeah yeah he's got a little pep and a step roy so what happened give us as much as you can give us i wait in line for mean greets and all that and then it was my turn to meet her and all that and she saw my vest
Starting point is 00:32:12 out of everybody that had mean greets and nobody else had for two grannies and she was like i'm here for it i like your vest and all that and then finally i get to meet her and i asked her i said hey do you want to switch vest. She'd be like, she was like, I was so down for it and all that stuff. And we switched the vest. Nice. And a cold. He was wearing a vest. He was wearing a vest. Yeah. I was like, hey, I was on Bobby Bones talking about you and I got something to give you. And it was just a note. And she was like, I can't take the note. But were you the one that was calling on the radio? Because my drummer said he heard it early in the morning one day last week. I'm like, what? No way. And we just started busting out laughing and all that stuff. She thought it's
Starting point is 00:32:51 hilarious and all that stuff. That being said, we never said her name. Oh, her name is Priscilla Block. No, no, no, no. No, we never said her name on the show. So we just kind of left it generic. So he must have known it was her based on, yes. Yeah, based on the city and date and all that. So, well, you just said who it was.
Starting point is 00:33:09 So it was Priscilla Block. And then she wouldn't take the note. So where did you put the note? If I was smart enough, someone told me at the meet and greet, when she took my vest, I should have put my number in the vest. But I didn't think about that at the time. So I didn't give her the note. Did you do, as I suggested, and you went and found the manager or something that's with her, and went, hey, I'd like to take her out.
Starting point is 00:33:30 So it didn't seem as weird, or did she just bail after the meet and greet? No, I mean, she was right next to her taking pictures and all that stuff, too, so the manager was. These pictures of Priscilla performing in a vest, was your vest yellow with stripes? Yeah, and that said, Block Party on it. Yeah, I mean, she's wearing it in the pictures. That's pretty cool. That's like you give that to your best girl whenever you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:49 It's like a Letterman jacket. And she even told me she was like, yep, it looks like you're going to be stuck with a crop top. now. I'm like, all right, sounds good. Do you still have the vest that she gave you? I sure do. So, and you guys never went out? Nope, sadly. Lunchbox, what do you want to say?
Starting point is 00:34:05 I mean, this dude, I mean, I don't understand why she couldn't take the note. Well, you don't take the note because I'll tell you why. First of all, you're in the middle of a bunch of people and you're signing stuff, you're taking pictures. You don't take stuff and hold stuff from people for the most part. And secondly, you don't take notes because they could be really creepy. And so you're like, yeah, I can't take anything. sometimes people leave some creepy crap
Starting point is 00:34:24 I tell you from experience. Now I'm not saying what he's doing is creepy a little bit, but that's not creepy. I've had some real creepers. And you didn't wait by the bus after the show? That's also creepy. Okay. Have you slid into her DMs? I mean, what are you doing? I've been trying to catch your attention by commenting on her pictures and all that stuff, but I mean, the fish ain't
Starting point is 00:34:42 Biden. How many comments? Oh, man. Yeah, you've been commenting a lot? I mean, quite frequently. Oh, you're overcomming. Quite too much. What's your name on Instagram? I mean, hello. It's link L-N-C-K underscore 96. All right, keep coming. Slide in her DMs.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Now you're already known, so you can't play cool. So I would just go all out, buddy. But not all out in a creepy way. Don't stalk her. I would just try for another week or so commenting and messaging her. And then give us a call back and let us know if she responds, okay? But send her a DM. Oh, I mean, all right.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Words of wisdom from Bobby this morning. Might as well. Send her a DM. Oh, hey. I'm not trying to find this dude on this. A voicemail from Taylor. in Pittsburgh PA. I'm a truck driver, and I just delivered a load up here to New Hampshire.
Starting point is 00:35:27 And I have to say, geographically, it is a place on the map, and it does exist. However, I'm not convinced that it exists in our universe. Everybody there is way too nice. The towns are way too peaceful. It doesn't seem like it's an actual place on Earth. But I was physically there. Can't confirm that it actually does exist in this universe. I just want to let you know.
Starting point is 00:35:50 I listen to the podcast every day. You guys keep me going on the road. So appreciate it. Keep doing what you're doing. I told you something's up. He's one of us. That is interesting. He got supposedly there.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Yeah, physically there's perfect. So I'm telling you, people from New Hampshire either aren't real or they're the most amazing people ever. Sounds to me like they're not real and he was in some sort of virtual reality and doesn't know it. So you think when you pass the state line, it's like a... Yeah, you're kind of taken over. If there even is a state line. New Hampshire sounds too perfect.
Starting point is 00:36:16 You guys are telling you. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Teachers have revealed the code words that they use when they're trying to tell parents that their kid might have like an issue, but they're trying to not really say the issue. So is it a word that the parents know what the code is for or are they just trying, is it like a euphemism to make it not seem so bad? It's to make it not seem so bad, but they're hoping the parents catch on. And a teacher went viral on TikTok sharing it and so many other teachers were commenting like, yes, this is 100% fact. I guess parents pay attention. If your child is, oh, very social, it means they won't stop talking.
Starting point is 00:36:57 I heard that before. Me too. Very social? I don't think that was a good thing. That's what I thought. Thank you very much. Yeah, I'm social too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:04 I would not catch that code word. Go ahead. Your child's excitement in the classroom is contagious. I would think that's positive. Me too. I know. It means your kid can't calm down. The parents not going to know this.
Starting point is 00:37:15 This is not code. You got to say your kid won't. Shut up. Just right to the point? their excitement is contagious, because that is very much a positive thing. What else? Your child is a natural-born leader. I love that.
Starting point is 00:37:28 That's good. How could that be bad? Oh, they're super bossy. Oh, my God. I don't know. This is not good. Natural born leader is an amazing thing to be called. Yeah. I get called that every day by you guys. What are you trying to tell me? You're bossy. Yeah, behind the scenes. That's you guys' code word.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Hey, he's leading well today, everybody. Go ahead. Your son is going to be a great lawyer one day. He argues a lot. Exactly. and can study and is able to retain knowledge. Well, Eddie's right. It means your son won't stop arguing with me.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Well, they need to stop this. I don't like it. No more tax dollars to whatever programs that those teachers are in. Because you got to tell them for real if it's an issue. All right, go ahead. Okay, so Billy Joel, you may know him from Uptown Girl. Or Piano Man. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:16 I've seen Billy Joel in concert three times. Good? I saw Billy Joel and Ellen John, same concert. Dang, did they do dueling pianos? Well, sort of. They sang together. That's cool. They didn't do dueling pianos like at the bar.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Oh, that's what I was doing. Why do you bring him up? Well, so he loses thousands every night, and he does this on purpose, because he doesn't want anybody to have the front row seats so that during his show, he can send his people to the back back far rows and say, hey, what up? You've been upgraded to the front row. So it's about 20 to 30,000 bucks a night he loses. But the story with this is, he would get annoyed at rich people up front,
Starting point is 00:38:51 and he would look into the crowd, and he would see people just like twiddling their thumbs or on their phones or just talking to each other because rich people get all the stuff all the time and they weren't excited to be there. So for his own mental health, because he would struggle with seeing people not having fun so it would affect his show, he was like, don't sell the front row.
Starting point is 00:39:05 I'm just going to take people at the top who I know saved up to come to the show and put him up there because they will be cheering and be into it. And in the end, helps him perform better. Wow, that's crazy. It's really cool. So he loses money, but really it's more of an investment
Starting point is 00:39:19 back into him. So he feels better as he performs. But that's pretty cool. Actually, I sell mine for double. The richer or the better. You don't care if they're on their phone. I'm just kidding. You can do whatever you want.
Starting point is 00:39:29 All right, go ahead. So there's a neighborhood in California that is just getting food delivered to it like crazy. Taco Bell, McDonald, Starbucks. These residents, they don't know where it's coming from. Uber-Eats is dropping all this food house. Yeah. Yes. And they're trying to call the phone numbers that are on the receipts, but says it's out of service.
Starting point is 00:39:49 The meals are prepaid. The tips are paid. and they're like, okay, this is just getting a little annoying and they don't really know what to do with all the food, but it keeps happening. Well, if it was you, you'd move. Yeah, yeah, you've done that. You moved. Free pizza and you moved.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Yeah, pizza's show up at your house and you were like, I'm out of here. People would die for free pizzas, Amy. The whole town has this been. It's like an invasion of Uber Eats. So it's a joke? It's got to be somebody up to something either. Uber eats the company. The owner of some, I want to say one single restaurant because it's multiple
Starting point is 00:40:21 restaurant, but something's up, and it's turned into a promotion for something. Weird. I don't know what it is. It's hilarious. And I wouldn't... But it's all hours. It's like... And I wouldn't eat the food if it only came to my house, but if it's going to everybody's house, I'd risk the poisoning.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Because I don't think they're poisoning everybody. Right. I haven't been targeted. I did not eat one single slice of pizza. You were targeted. I was. Yeah. Something. So you moved. Yes. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. Oh, it's Bobby.
Starting point is 00:40:51 She's almost 80 years old. Her name's Lewin, and she washes dishes. She's got to do it because she's got to pay the bills. I mean, she'd love to retire because she is 80, but she can't. So she keeps working. And sometimes she does extra shifts, but sometimes she can't make those shifts because the car breaks down. She's worried that her car will all the way die, then she will not be able to get to work
Starting point is 00:41:11 at all. Well, this is what's happening, the people that work with her lover. And so one of the girls that she works with, Alicia, created a crowd fund. And she didn't get on the internet and scream it, but she did go to people and like send the email to people in the neighborhood that she knew. There was a whole list. The funds started with the goal of raising a few thousand bucks. They would cover rent, possibly a few other bills and to fix the car. But after about a week, they had raised $16,000. Wow. So it's not enough to retire quite yet, but it is enough to get the car fixed and actually
Starting point is 00:41:43 have a little money so that she can work and also not always stress about getting to work. And so that was all just because somebody they worked with it was super cool and like, hey, we're trying to help you out here at 80 years old. That's amazing. Dang, 16,000 bucks just buy some random. I felt like I would owe them everything. Yeah. You'd always have to be nice. Even if you had a bad day, you'd have to be nice to them.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Even if they made you mad at work, you'd still have to be nice to them because they just raised 16,000 bucks. That's an awesome story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. There's a voicemail from Wendy in Arkansas. What do you call a Frenchman who wears sandals? Felipe flape Love you guys
Starting point is 00:42:23 Felipe floppe That's pretty funny It's also funny that she laughs So far I think that sold it By the way you can leave us a voicemail Anytime questions comments 87777
Starting point is 00:42:33 Bobby It's also our number when we're here But if we don't answer Or if we're busy Or at midnight You want to call us Leave a voicemail right there Now time
Starting point is 00:42:44 For the speed corny We have 15 seconds To get Amy's morning corny right You guys ready We're ready. We have 15 seconds. Hit it Ray. The morning corny.
Starting point is 00:42:56 What do you call an angry counselor? Counselor. Therapist. A madipist. Therapist. Therapist. That's it, I mean,
Starting point is 00:43:04 it's a little blue for this early in the morning. I know, I know, I know. Yeah, it's pretty hard, yeah. I feel like that is a little edgy. Yeah, a little bit. But you got it. It's more like a corny after dark if you ask me. Really?
Starting point is 00:43:14 It's close. Hey, we got it, though. Yeah. You got boys. There you go. Eddie, do the deal. Clear eyes, full hearts can't lose. Great.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Good job, guys. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined.
Starting point is 00:43:45 And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Cliverts Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger.
Starting point is 00:44:15 So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players
Starting point is 00:44:50 flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice Podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, for wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slical Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. American soccer is about to explode. The World Cup is coming. Ramers sending on to Ernie Stewart for Chip. I'm Tab Ramos. I'm Tom Bo. On our podcast inside American soccer, you'll get the real storylines. I'm not worried about Policic. I'm not worried about Balagan. I'm not worried about McKinney. My only concern is what happens in the back.
Starting point is 00:45:38 The biggest decisions. If you're going to look at stats and numbers, he has no shot at making this World Cup team. And the truth about the U.S. national team. It wouldn't be a huge surprise if our team ends up in the quarterfinals or potentially a great run into the semifinals. The World Cup is almost. here. Experience it all with us. Listen, Inside American Soccer
Starting point is 00:46:02 with Tom Bogart and Tab Ramos on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcast. Here's what I got. I got the most famous movie quotes of all time. I'm going to play a clip. For example, if I play this one right here, what's the movie? Lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Um, so. Lunchbox. E.T. Correct. That'd be. That's the easiest one we possibly could have given you. Yeah. Well, you will buzz in with your name. So as soon as you buzz in, we'll stop the clip. If you can name the movie, you get the points.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Got it. Got it. We have seven of these. Now, Tyler's on the phone who lives in Colorado. He picked Eddie to represent him. Hey, Tyler, why did you pick Eddie? I don't know. Last time I heard this, somebody picked Lunchbox, and I can't let him do it twice.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Yeah, he lost. That's it. He just didn't want to pick Lunchbox, so I guess he went over to you. That's not cool. He had a brain fart. He picked Eddie. Here we go. I'm going to play a clip.
Starting point is 00:46:57 Buzz in with your name. We'll pause the clip immediately. Ready. Go. My mom always said. Lunch box. Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump is correct.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Here's the whole clip. Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. All right. Number two. There's no place. Eddie, Wizard of Oz. There's no place like home.
Starting point is 00:47:21 1939. Wizard of Oz is correct. There's no place like home. There you go. One to one. Yeah, come on. Number three, go. I'll be back.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Amy? Terminator. Correct. Dang, dang, dang, everybody's got one. Here it is again. I'll be back. From 1984, the Terminator. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:47:43 Movie quote number four, go. May the Force be worth it. Eddie, Star Wars. Correct. Come on! May the Force be with me. Thank you, huh? From 1977.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Number five. You're going to need a bigger boat. Eddie. What? That's Jaws. Correct. Come on! Taking off, boys.
Starting point is 00:48:06 You're going to need a bigger pose. These were when you were in high school. Sorry. So we go. Next up. You can't handle the truth. A few good men. Correct. You can't handle the truth. You can't handle the truth.
Starting point is 00:48:18 From 1992. When you're in high school. The score. Eddie three, lunchbox two, Amy one. There's only one left. Amy sit out. Amy, you can block. Do you want Eddie to win or me?
Starting point is 00:48:28 Yeah, what's the answer to that question? Come on, Amy. I don't really care. Amy, yes you do. Here we go. Number seven. Amy. Casa Blanca.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Incorrect. Eddie. If you can get it from that. Yeah, I got it. What? Go ahead. Dead Poet Society. Come on.
Starting point is 00:48:47 That's Robin Williams. That's dead poet society. Correct. Wow! Wow, I've never seen that movie. Here you go. Carpe diem. Seize the day.
Starting point is 00:48:58 I would have never got that. Wow, wow, wow. Well, our big winner. Wow. Yeah. Tyler, good job. Your strategy of not picking lunchbox paid off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Tyler? All right. Hello? He's having it. He's... No, there. Man, that was crazy, man. I couldn't even get half of those.
Starting point is 00:49:17 Well, we're going to give you a $50 gift card to Sonic. Eddie, since you won, you can roll the rest of these out and see how many you can get. Let's go, bonds. You don't have to buzz in fast. Okay. All right. Next one up. It's my favorite movie of all time.
Starting point is 00:49:30 Field of Dreams. That's your favorite movie. I love it. It's a good movie, but it's a good movie, but it's not, I guess, not my favorite. But you just said it was your favorite. You just said it's a favorite of all time. Of all time. And you changed it 10 seconds later.
Starting point is 00:49:40 I don't know why I said that. Okay. But I love it. Next up. He's looking at you, kid. Yeah, that's, uh, that's a Casablanca. Correct. 1942.
Starting point is 00:49:49 That's a Humphrey Bogart. There's no crying. There's no crying in baseball. It's a league of their own. 1992. Man, you guys never had a chance. You see. We have a problem.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Apollo 13. He's the king of this game. I wish I knew how to quit you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a... Your favorite. Brokeback Mountain. That's me to you.
Starting point is 00:50:11 I recorded that last night. Broke back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good job. Thank you, man. Eddie, you are the king of this game. That was a fun game. No one could touch you.
Starting point is 00:50:20 You are the winner. Tyler is the winner. Everybody wins except... Lunchbox. It does make me mad when someone steals that parking spot. If I've been there waiting, but I couldn't get in because a car had to pull through, and then another car pulls up behind it and takes that
Starting point is 00:50:36 spot, it fires me up. Now, I try not to let that affect me because I realize people could have guns in their car. But still, sometimes, the lady that gave me the bird like a week ago, somebody else honked at her, and she looked at me and put her finger out and went, boom, flip me right off.
Starting point is 00:50:53 And then I'm going, it wasn't me, but I threw my hands up. Like, it looked like I was like, let's go then. I really was like, it wasn't me. But to her, look, all she did is see my face, get like, my hands up. And so as she drove off, she flipped me off again higher. from the side. And all I was just going,
Starting point is 00:51:08 I didn't hogged you. I'm not trying to get into a fight with somebody that I don't know what they're capable of right then. Here you go, two stories. Number one, the San Antonio man was shot in the leg during an argument over a parking spot.
Starting point is 00:51:20 The shooting happened around 9 p.m. According to police, the two men were fighting over a parking spot at the apartment complex they live. One of them shot the other person twice. Police said the victim was taken to the hospital. His condition is currently unknown. See, Amy?
Starting point is 00:51:32 But that's, I mean, that's hard. Like, at night, you're just wanting to go up and go to. your apartment, that's a spot worth fighting for. It really is. No, it's not. That's the whole point of story. I mean, if you're assuming the other person doesn't have a gun. But you can't assume that anymore.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Also, you got into a parking lot, Tiff, where you were driving from a spot through a spot. Yeah. Another car was trying to come in that spot and you guys just stood there and looked at each other. What if he'd have pulled out a pistol? I would have backed up immediately. Yeah, you would have. Oh, yeah, of course. Here we go. The sickening moment, neighbors unleashed.
Starting point is 00:52:06 a brutal baseball bat attack on a man because they were fighting over a parking spot. It seems it's not just me to get triggered over parking spots. That's other people too. These parking spots are a pretty hot deal here. So the attack took place just before 2 p.m. They had been malting each other because it was a busy area.
Starting point is 00:52:26 They had found a spot. They both claimed it was theirs. So they got out, sort of fighting. And there was another person that joined and those two beat up to one with the baseball bat. Brain damage. Damn, there's a husband and wife to beat him up. They just kept whopping them. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:52:39 This is... Over a parking space? It starts as that, but then it turns into you're disrespecting me. So then I must react. And sometimes the reaction is shooting the leg or beating with a baseball bat. And I know you guys wouldn't do that first part, but you'll definitely be the victim of that second part. Well, look, you got to be smart about it. Like, you can't go against a big pickup truck.
Starting point is 00:52:58 They probably have a gun. A Subaru, go for it. So you're saying if it's electric. I don't know. Battle them out. Oh, yeah, man. Your chances are better of them not having a gun. That's interesting.
Starting point is 00:53:08 It's actually not a bad theory. I'm now starting to evaluate. Well, that's a Prius. Let's give it a run. But you could also, like, if they start to react that way, you can lean in with love and passion. Yeah, lean in. See what happens.
Starting point is 00:53:22 I'm not leaning in anywhere. Like, one time a guy yelled at me in the parking lot, he told me to slow down. Like, I was going, I mean, I was going maybe 20, maybe 18. She's backing it down. I don't remember all I know. That's how much. I'm working on.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Listen, stop. No, whatever it was, I don't remember the details, but I was not speeding, but he seemed to think that I was. And then when I encountered him later, like 30 minutes later, because we were both coming out of somewhere, he was like, hope you got to where you were going. And I was like, and he started walking towards his car. And I was like, you know what? I'm not going to be talked to that way.
Starting point is 00:53:57 So I said, sir. And then you turn around. And I just said, like, I was, like, you. shouldn't talk. I can't remember exactly how it went, but I just was like encouraging him to be kind to people. You remember you're going 18 specifically, but you can't remember that. No, I said I don't remember the details of the scene. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Interesting. I just remember it being very, very awkward, but I felt good after I got my car because I was like, hopefully now he'll think twice before he says something to someone. And I think he even said, you know what, you're right. I shouldn't have done that. No way. I feel like you made that for the first time we heard the story. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Oh, man. I think you're making crap up. And then he went donated to charity right after. because he felt so bad. What I'm saying is I took time to just say, hey, guy, you don't have to treat people this way. I don't think he regretted yelling at me to slow down, but I think he regretted being snarky 30 minutes later when he was like, hope you got where you're going.
Starting point is 00:54:48 And then what did you say back? I think, I said something like. I think, go ahead. I just was. Could you stop him? Yeah, he was. She leaned in. Listen, I was a little tiny bit triggered.
Starting point is 00:54:57 I shouldn't have said anything, but I was like, nobody's going to speak to me that way because I know I wasn't speeding. and then he has to be a jerk and tell me, I hope I got where you're going. So I just, he was walking to his car, Porsche, of course. And I was like, excuse me?
Starting point is 00:55:14 And he said, yeah. And I think I, in a nutshell, since I can't remember the exact scenario, I was just saying you don't have to be rude to someone like that. You never know what someone's going to. And I think I've even said, I've been having a hard day and it's just not nice. And he was like
Starting point is 00:55:31 This story continues to unfold. I don't know. My theory is she just thought it as she walked back to her car and it's turned into this. Oh no, I 100% talk to him. Amen, sister. 100% full of the tape. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you.
Starting point is 00:55:44 There's no tape. But I do think that he was like, you know what? You're right. I bet I told you all that. I still would not have conversation even with that. Because all he got to do is go, oh yeah? Boom, gun. Done.
Starting point is 00:55:54 The end. Haven't seen that guy since. Yeah, he probably ran away. A friend of mine called was like, hey, my daughter's car got stolen. And I was like, wait, what? He was like, yeah. And I was like, is it fancy cars? Like, no.
Starting point is 00:56:09 It's like, why'd they pick hers? Like, I don't know. It was just in the middle of parking lot with like 100 other cars. And so, listen to this. I'm going to start the news with this story right here. Bobby's big. Stories. There's a rise in car thefts across the country because TikTok has shown people how to steal cars.
Starting point is 00:56:26 What? No. Oh. apparently there are trends on TikTok that show you how with specific models they show you how to steal it
Starting point is 00:56:38 This is not good Wow TikTok had to put out a statement saying It does not condone this behavior Which violates our policies and will be removed to found on our platform But that doesn't mean
Starting point is 00:56:46 they're not getting put up So they're putting up TikTok showing you how to steal certain cars That's wild And whomever from the TikTok I'll go find them Because they probably stole in other cars Right
Starting point is 00:56:55 Like they've probably done some illegal stuff Except my dad back in the day, he had a little Swiss Army knife. He could open up any car. He never stole a car. But like, if you locked your keys in there, he would get his little knife, jiggle the lock, it'd open up. But I think that's old school call. I don't think that works now. Well, I don't know. I don't think he's tried in the last like 10 years.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Have him try and get back to it. And if it does, we'll make a couple TikToks. The study says marriage lowers a woman's risk of death, even if they get divorced. So it doesn't matter. As long as you get married, apparently you live longer. A new study published in global epidemiology found that getting married reduces the death rate by females by a third. It doesn't even matter if they stay married. They looked at 12,000 Americans
Starting point is 00:57:33 over a 25-year period and the women who married 35% lower risk of death. So even if you don't love them, just marry them so you can live longer. Divorce it up. Be good to go. That easy. I don't think that's it. But that's not all. The study also showed the women who married had a lower risk of cardiovascular disease, less depression and loneliness, more optimism and a greater sense of purpose. While those who divorced did see a higher risk of death than those who stayed married, the divorcee still had a lower risk than those who stayed single. So as men are heroes for saving these women's lives. You don't have to marry women. Women can marry women.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Yeah. Didn't think about that. That's for the New York Post. The happiest country in the world. According to research, the happiest country was Finland. Oh. I don't even know what goes on over there. Yeah, what do they have to worry about it?
Starting point is 00:58:16 Yeah, they got nothing. Happy things. You haven't been there. How do you know? It's so happy they don't want us to know about it. That's what it is. They don't want us coming over there so they don't tell us. Denmark, a close second, and Iceland was third.
Starting point is 00:58:26 These sound like all really cold countries. America was like 16th or 17th or something. That's not good, guys. Yeah. Societal pressures. Polarization of politics. Yeah. Oh, yes, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:58:39 There's just a lot of that here. That ain't good. But if you're in Finland, Denmark or Iceland, well, first my question is, how'd you find her show? Secondly, congratulations. It's so happy there. You're looking to be happy. You can move there.
Starting point is 00:58:51 If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, just move to Finland where there's some ice. Here we go. An asteroid's expected to pass close to Earth this Saturday. So two days from now? Like really close? One inch from Earth. It's always some crazy number.
Starting point is 00:59:04 But that is close and we can't stop an asteroid. So if it does happen to match with us one day, it is going to slam into us. You can't shoot it down. No, no, no. What you do is you send a bunch of oil guys up there. I saw that documentary. Yeah. And then they drill a big hole into it, drop a bomb.
Starting point is 00:59:18 It's a good doc. Did they die, though? Yeah, it's way too old. The movie's too old to spoil at this point. Bruce Willis does. And she has to like touch the screen, be like, Dad, I love you. It's like, well, I'm doing it for you.
Starting point is 00:59:30 And then... What a hero. Aero Smith comes on. Scientists looking to observe asteroids. We get a rare chance to see one pretty up close. According to the office, the asteroid name 223DZ2 measures between 140 feet and 300 feet in diameter. Whoa. Are you okay?
Starting point is 00:59:47 That is huge. Yeah. It slams into Earth. It's over. But it ain't going to. It'll get closest to Earth at 251. PM Central Time on March 25th, which is two days for now, obviously. And it doesn't really give how far away it's going to be because I think we look at those
Starting point is 01:00:02 numbers and not know what it meant, but it's going to be very close and you should be able to see it with a telescope. So, Bones, that's a cute number and all. But if it was like not going to miss us, would they tell us? Probably not. Or are they like, whoo? It's going to pass us, guys. We can send the news out.
Starting point is 01:00:15 Have you seen, don't look up? Yes. Leonard DiCaprio? Yeah. I liked it a lot. Where they, you know, they're studying. And that's what they do. And finally like, oh, God.
Starting point is 01:00:25 Oh, God. this is coming and they see it far out and it's like they start it's going to be something like that where they probably try to not tell us but somehow it gets out and then some people are yelling there's no way it's conspiracy then there's and then it's mayhem and then it's political polarization and the finland wins again guests criticized her for having her own daughters at her own wedding when she said it would be a child free celebration okay it's her own wedding you can do whatever she wants I agree and the kids are probably in the wedding and she can do whatever she wants. But we had a wedding with no kids, but we had kids in our wedding.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Right. And nobody was complaining to me. I mean, honestly, when I saw the kids, I got a little upset, but then I got over it. But it was just kids in the wedding, and it was our family kids. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, it's our wedding. I can't help the way I felt. Hey, it's our wedding.
Starting point is 01:01:12 We paid for it, you know? Virginia man wins $150,000 bucks twice in the same powerball drawing. How? How does this happen to people? Ben Baker. He said he bought 10 tickets bearing various numbers, and he discovered the drawing, had two of his tickets and they matched four numbers and two of the tickets. And with that, he won $150,000 each because he had some triple play prize or something too, apparently. Must be nice,
Starting point is 01:01:34 man. That is from UPI. No one likes me. I don't win that. Your life's pretty good. I'll be honest with you. You've kind of won the life lottery. Could be a lot better. I think it's because you speak so negatively. Yeah, you've won the life lottery. You just said no one likes me. You have an easy job. You get paid well. Easy job? Are you kidding me? You have the easiest job of, well, of anyone in here or two. Oh, stop. And then... Here we go.
Starting point is 01:01:56 Who do you think has it easier than you? Eddie. No. Eddie has literal, like, work. He has to do, like, busy work even. That's not hard with busy work. It's just, like, time-consuming crap. But it's, we need it, and he's good at it.
Starting point is 01:02:09 But it's real work. Yeah. Anyone else? We all have real work. What, for you, what would you do up here on this show, this, like, work work? Everything. Everything I say is work. No, not everything.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Like, after we finish the show. On this show, what do you do? Oh, I come. with audio bits. That's what I have to do. You go home and record your wife. Sometimes. Hey, let's play what's in my pocket. We have to go through this with him like once in a week.
Starting point is 01:02:35 I know, I know, my bad. Finally, Brett Eldridge turns 37 years old today. Happy birthday, Brett Eldridge. Your favorite Brett song, Amy? Oh, man. Mine, it's not one that was on the radio. Put me on a train. Put me on a runway, one way, sky-hot aeroplane.
Starting point is 01:02:49 It's called Gotta Get There. I like, take me long. way around this town. It's a love that. Jam, too. Happy birthday, Brett. A win is a win. A win is a win.
Starting point is 01:02:59 I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined.
Starting point is 01:03:14 And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite. favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations,
Starting point is 01:03:40 stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects.
Starting point is 01:04:14 From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the player flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, for wherever you get your podcast.
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Starting point is 01:05:32 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcast. We gave lunchbox some money. I gave him 30, Amy gave him 30, he matched 30, 90 bucks into the stock market because he wanted to make us all a little bit of money. Hit that money song, Ray. So, we're coming over to your lunchbox? We put 90 in. We've been a couple weeks into this now.
Starting point is 01:05:54 How are we looking over there? Man, guys, we've only made. 86 cents. What's your total there? $95 and 87. We made $5.86. Oh, you're right. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:06:06 Oh, my gosh. He can't even read the numbers in front of his face. That's right. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hey, we're up. Hey, we're up. Oh, now we're downly up 587. We just have to let go of the fact that he's the one in charge, but we're up.
Starting point is 01:06:17 $5.87. See, guys. But that's pretty good. Yeah. We're in for 90, but we've made, let's just say, six bucks. Yeah. We're up. 0.05 percent today.
Starting point is 01:06:27 What do you do here? Do you watch the market go up and down and then pull it out or do you just wait? I don't know. I don't know how to do it. I think he was asking me. I was asking Bobby. Not you. Definitely not you.
Starting point is 01:06:39 Not you're asking me. I thought you're asking the money guy. No, man. You just have the app. I, if I, and I'm not a stock guy at all, sometimes I goof around. Like one time I got real sick. Like I was so sick on the couch for like three days. I bought a bunch of Steve Madden's stock.
Starting point is 01:06:55 And that's the shoes. This is like seven, eight years ago. and I think it's been like 300 bucks on it. It's worth like four or five thousand bucks at this point. Dang. Yeah, but it's been a while. But I don't know when to take it out. I mean, that's not my job.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Well, I need to find something like that because everything I tried to. Years and years. It took patience. I tried to buy things and all this stuff is so expensive. Like, I don't even have enough for one's share. So I've been buying a lot of, I buy a partial. That's okay, but what do you want to buy? I don't know anything.
Starting point is 01:07:20 I don't know anything. Well, no one's really giving me any tips. Like, you know, like Morgan said, oh, you just talk to your friends. Well, guess I talked to my friends. my friends don't have any idea. They have no idea of what the stock market is. Ray, don't you have a new tip for lunch bikes? Yep.
Starting point is 01:07:32 What is it? So it's one that you guys can afford because it's $32. That's a lot. Well, I mean, I'm just saying you have enough money for it. We had 95 bucks in there, don't we? No, no, no, no, no. We only have our buying power. Oh, we haven't cashed out of anything.
Starting point is 01:07:45 It's $62 and $92. You want to know what I bought, though? What? I did buy, I mean, we got us, we got us 0.03 share of Tesla. A point zero... We got a steering wheel from one car. A point zero six share of Apple. A point nine, nine, nine, nine share of AMC.
Starting point is 01:08:07 How's that AMC stock doing? We probably bought one and it's down, right? No, it's up, man. It is? It is up 15 cents today. Overall, what do we spend on it? I don't know how to tell that. Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 01:08:17 No graph in there? How do I do that? Ray, what's your deal? So it's called revance therapeutics. Oh, I looked that one up. And the stock symbol's RVNC, and my boy. boy, like you said, you just listen to your friends. My boy tells me it's going to triple in the next year.
Starting point is 01:08:31 So you'll make three times your money. Okay. And they just come up with drugs and they get approved by the FDA and then boom, the stock shoots through the room. It's that easy. That's simple. Wow. We knew this was so easy.
Starting point is 01:08:42 The coolest part about it is revance therapeutics is in town so you could just drive by and see your money at work. No. And I can go in because I'm a shareholder. Yeah. I can go to the board meeting. Yeah, try that. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 01:08:54 I don't know if that's the case. I don't know that it's not the case. I mean, if you own the stock, right? I mean, you know what I did buy a stock of? I'm a proud owner. We are a proud of our. Yeah, it's our money. Rolls Royce.
Starting point is 01:09:06 Wow, look at us. Why did you do that? Man, because you say you own a Rolls Royce. You don't own a Rolls Royce. How cool is that? Like, you want to be talking about in an elite side. That's so random. Like, you want to show up?
Starting point is 01:09:16 What's up? What do you got? I got a Rolls Roy. You drive a Rolls Royce? But you don't have a Rolls Roy. No, man, I just own a stock. I own stock in Rolls Roy. How many shares do you buy?
Starting point is 01:09:24 I bought one. $1.80, it's down to $1.78. But how cool is that, man? So as of today, we're up how much? Right now? Yeah, on the 23rd. $5.88. Went up a penny.
Starting point is 01:09:39 Okay, so on, here we go, Thursday, March 23rd. Wow, this is good. I'm going to do this RNVC thing. We're up $5.85? 88. 88 cents. I'm right down. 5.88.
Starting point is 01:09:49 Well, check right now. I might have gone down. Ray, yours is down, man. Buy now. Bye, bye, bye, bye. And I'm buying it. It's down $0. And then go by later today and see how they're doing.
Starting point is 01:09:59 How do I knock on the door and ask them. Why did you guys go down? Why does you tell me dollar amounts? I just want to buy one share. How come I can just say one share? You can change it to shares or money. How do I do that? Oh, dollars.
Starting point is 01:10:11 I see it. You should show them off. Buying shares. Also, he hasn't invested all the money yet. He just has cash sitting there. That's terrible. Invest the money. That's what we have money.
Starting point is 01:10:18 I got buying power. You have $60 in the account. Guys, I haven't had friends tell me what to buy. I got told you. Ray just said buy that. Morgan's exact quote was. Buy more than one share than if you believe in what Ray's saying. I can't afford it.
Starting point is 01:10:31 How much is one share? $32. You can. You have $60 buying power. Yeah. 32 plus 32 is 64. We don't have enough. For one share?
Starting point is 01:10:37 For two shares. You said buy two. I think you just said one. Oh, I'm buying one. You could sell a little bit of one of the others. No, no, no, no. You don't sell, you know. Okay.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This has been dummies on money. Hold on, no. You know what? How do I want one? Number of shares. There we go. Wait, why is the market price 32,
Starting point is 01:10:56 62 and they're charging me 32.63. They're ripping me off. Probably a fee, huh? Not one set. I think it just moved. Oh, that is, that's crazy. That's crazy talk. Here we go. We are in. Hey, Rayne, what's funny is I may have looked up that RNBC earlier because I go, you know how I do my research? I just go to the top hundred for the day and I scroll up and down it and I look at the red and green lines. I'm like, oh man, that one's only $1.12. Should I buy that one? But $1.12, we ain't going to make any money. What kind of drugs are they making? Who cares?
Starting point is 01:11:26 I'd rather stay out of any like opioids. Yeah, meth. Okay. No, we're not doing the opioids. What? What? What? We're not doing the opioids.
Starting point is 01:11:40 What? What? We're not doing any opioids. Opioids. Opioids. There you get it. Opeoids. That's a tough word, man.
Starting point is 01:11:52 Okay. How do you say it fast? Opioids. Opioids. Like opi? Opioids. Like opioids. Opioids. Opioids. Now you're making me say it weird.
Starting point is 01:12:01 Okay. Say it's so hard. I'm going to play Cody Johnson. Oh man, we went down again. Okay, gosh. Wait, did my... Oh, wait! We're up to $95.90. Woo!
Starting point is 01:12:12 Amy, do men and women cheat for the same reasons? I would assume not. This is from a journal called the Journal of Sex Research. Why do men cheat? Mostly, not all the time, but just... Yeah, okay. Just in general, we talk. talk about this that you say, oh, we're so physical.
Starting point is 01:12:30 Yeah, we're like cavemen. Girl pretty. And then women emotional. Men often cheat because why, Eddie? Yeah, like Amy said, girl pretty, I must have. Hotty with a body. Because we're idiots, right? I don't know if they're, I don't consider that being idiotic.
Starting point is 01:12:48 It's called you're attracted. Like, that's what happens. That's not idiotic. But that's level one. That's just like, I see it. I need it. Right. It's like what you buy when you leave the grocery store that's the front of,
Starting point is 01:12:56 of you, you know, you don't really need that pes dispenser. Is that what you say? But it's right there and you're like, I got to have it. But she also sees you and says, whoa, I got to have it. So it's a, it's a 50-50 thing. I'm not saying it's not a 50-50 thing, but I'm saying the guys are cheating. It's so surface for us because we're such dumb-dums.
Starting point is 01:13:13 We only need surface. Right. So men often cheat because they feel their sexual needs are not being met. All right. Also, a wondering eye leads to grass is greener type thoughts. Yes. Which will also get you in trouble. Yeah, you look at the neighbor's lawn and you're like, man, that lawn looks a lot nicer. They must take care of it.
Starting point is 01:13:28 And like Lunchbox says, it calls it upgrades, right? Like, you upgrade your life. I don't think it's, I don't. Sometimes it could be. Any guy that I, there's rarely upgrades. Rarely an upgrade if they're just cheating to cheat. Usually it's, I wouldn't say an upgrade. I would say it's just something else.
Starting point is 01:13:46 You know, because the guy's going to do what a guy's going to do if a guy is ready to do what a guy wants to do. Because again, we're idiots. Now women, why do you think they cheat? Some sort of connection. They're neglected. away. Eddie? They're actually falling in love. They're like
Starting point is 01:14:00 oh, I love him. Like, he deserves he needs to be with me. So more substance. Yes. Like, more than one layer, more than just seen with eyeballs. Definitely deeper. Lunchbox, why do you think women cheat? Money. What do you mean? They see someone that has more money. Kind of expand on that a little bit. And they think they can give them more, like
Starting point is 01:14:16 a power dynamic at work, it's like, oh, that person has this and they can help me get to the break through the ceiling and get to a higher position. And they can provide me with more money. They have more stability. That guy drives a Corvette. My husband drives a Subaru. I'm going with the Corvette. What does it have to do with the work thing? You lost me there. No, the work thing is like if it's someone high up at a company, it's like, man, if I start dating them, they have more money. Either we get married or they're going to get me a better position.
Starting point is 01:14:44 So what? They go up the corporate ladder. They use them? Yes, they use them a little bit sometimes. So that's the way women get there. Yeah. So what if a guy just has like a really expensive car and flashy jewelry. Yes, they see that and they're like, ooh, I could live that lifestyle. They are more secure, like stable. Like, they're living in an apartment with their husband and a Subaru
Starting point is 01:15:05 and they had to share it. Subaru keeps coming up. Go ahead. I'm listening. She has to drive the city bus to work and then this guy's driving a corvette with gold chains and it's like, man, I want to live in the mansion with the Corvette and the gold change. And so that would be a big reason that women cheat.
Starting point is 01:15:22 The gold chain. What about you, though? Because what if your wife, there was some that drove up in a mazorati covering in jewels. Hey, she might. You drive the ultima and take a bike to work. Right. You got your bike to work.
Starting point is 01:15:33 You have an ultima. Would she cheat on you just for that? Maybe. Do you worry about that? Nah. Why? I mean, I just don't worry. If it happens, it happens.
Starting point is 01:15:42 There's nothing to worry about if it happens. Why would you worry about it? Because if it's going to happen, it's going to happen. Can't stop it. You can't actually prevent it. No, you can't. I can't be with her 24 hours a day, seven days a week. No, but it's not about being with her and monitoring her.
Starting point is 01:15:54 It's about providing things so it never. actually happens to begin with or that she even wants that? Oh, I think I provide for her in many ways. Okay. I can't. Okay, well, the answer is, women on the other hand tend to cheat because their emotional needs are not being met. They're not getting enough attention. They feel they're not being appreciated.
Starting point is 01:16:13 How do you feel like that? That's what it means. They can't buy them. Oh, you can't buy me those diamond earrings? Guess what? Dude with the Corvette can. You need me to take the bus again? Okay, I'll go to the Corvette.
Starting point is 01:16:24 Do you think that's ever been a conversation? in the history of the world. I got to take the bus again. Nah, I don't want to be with you. I'll take the Corvette. Yes. You do think that. 100%.
Starting point is 01:16:32 That's been a real conversation. Okay. Well, I'm glad to hear. Because those are emotional needs. What? Diamond rings. That's not an emotional need. That's not an emotional need.
Starting point is 01:16:43 Seriously? Emotional needs are things like support and love. Feeling heard. You know what, bones? He thinks money makes him happy. You're telling me. You're telling me a woman. like, oh, the guy can't buy our Dulchie
Starting point is 01:16:58 Gabana purse, so she goes and finds a guy that can. That's an emotional need. Some women have that need. That's not an emotional need. No, it emotionally makes them feel good. Told you. That's worth it. You nailed it, buddy. Bobby Bone Show.
Starting point is 01:17:16 Story of the day. This story comes to us from Seabrook, New Hampshire. A woman called 911 said, hey, just let you know there's a bomb at the local Walmart. You better go check it out. Hangs up. Then she calls back.
Starting point is 01:17:29 Hey, there's an active shooter at the local Walmart. You better go get them. Party at the Walmart. Huh? She did this all while she was in the back of an Uber. On the cell phone, speakerphone. So the Uber drops her off where she's going. And he immediately calls 911.
Starting point is 01:17:42 Says, hey, this lady in my Uber is the one that called. They arrest her. And she was doing it because her boyfriend was across the street at Dick's sporting goods getting arrested. And she was hoping to create a distraction. So the cops would leave him. And he'd be able to escape. Wow. Because there are only so many cops
Starting point is 01:17:58 That's what I've always thought You know? Like if the president's in town Hey speed away If the president's in town That's when you can rob a bank No but you're thinking like the bonehead does Yeah yeah Exactly
Starting point is 01:18:08 I would not rob a bank while the president's in town Because if you're anywhere near the president You will go to jail for a lot lot more Yeah I feel like there's more security in town No no you go to the like some come with him Like if the president Oh really? Yeah
Starting point is 01:18:21 Because me and Eddie were downtown one time And Biden I think I drove through and I mean there were cops everywhere. You couldn't even walk on the street. Yeah, they use a lot of cops here, but they also bring a lot of their own. Oh. He doesn't roll, you know, foot loose and fancy free.
Starting point is 01:18:34 And he's like, I'll just take the cops that are in town. Oh. He does use them here some. Oh. But he also brings his own squad. Okay. They actually come and advance it. So they'll come, clear, look, address,
Starting point is 01:18:47 and be ready for when he gets here. He has a team that's always advancing where he's going to. Dang. This is going to sound morbid, but I feel like in New York recently, a fallen officer happened and they had this huge funeral ceremony and it seemed like every police officer in the city was there at it and yeah that would be the time to wrong that's what i'm saying right right okay thank you i'm lunchbox that's your bonehead story of the day
Starting point is 01:19:10 i just want to say i've had Arkansas keith over my house the last few days it's been awesome it's weird on a weekday when someone comes and stays because you just have to work all day then i feel guilty and I get home and I'm not really free till late in the afternoon. And then we try to rush and do stuff. And we had late dinners at 9, 10 o'clock every. But it was a lot of fun. And I'm glad he came up. What happened was it was spring break and his grandson,
Starting point is 01:19:36 because Arkansas like he's a grandpa, which is crazy. But it's not because I mean, I'm old enough to have kids. Yeah. So him and his grandson, who I hadn't met, came up. And we had an awesome time. It was just really great. But I whooped his butt at ping pong. I wanted to say this because he beat me the first time.
Starting point is 01:19:52 I crushed him three games to none. No prisoners. You had to do that before he left? And I had to say it here. Because he played a lot of ping pong at the house. They played a lot. And I just, I heard no prisoners. I beat him like 11-2, 116, 11-2.
Starting point is 01:20:06 That's right, 65-year-old man. Take that. Should be proud of yourself. Yeah. We had dinner last night, late dinner. We went to the mall, walked around a little bit, and then went to North Italia. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Which is pretty good. It's kind of like, it's not fast food. It's like a restaurant, but versions of this. in other malls, you can just walk in and grab stuff as well. So he had that, which was pretty good. And then we didn't start eating until 8, which we didn't get done until 9.30.
Starting point is 01:20:32 That's late for you. Archall Keith's a slow eater. Let me say this about him. And only because he likes to talk. And he had every picture up in his photo. I was showing every picture. Hey, this is my dad. I'm about him.
Starting point is 01:20:41 Yeah. Hey, look at you 12 years ago. Yep, flip here. Check out this duck. Check out this mallard I killed. I love that. And so we just went through all the pictures in his phone, but it's really great.
Starting point is 01:20:51 And he was on the show with us yesterday. and it's been awesome. So sad to see him go, but good to watch him leave. And you got him at ping pong. Nothing. That's what creepy guys would say about girls. Hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:05 Walk away, whatever. I get it. So we'll be ping pong, yeah. Mike D, I want to talk to you real quick. You said you saw the worst movie of the year. So bad I almost walked out. And this is Movie Mike from Movie Mike's Movie Podcast. Who tries to watch every movie.
Starting point is 01:21:17 What movie is the worst movie of the year? It's a movie called 65 with Adam Driver. It's a sci-fi movie. I wouldn't think Adam Driver would do a bad movie now. Oh, he did. Because he's like quietly A-Minus list. Yeah. And so what is he doing in this movie that made it so bad?
Starting point is 01:21:32 It's about him as a pilot. He crashed lens on a planet. It turns out it's Earth 65 years ago. There were dinosaurs living here. Sounds great, right? 65 years ago? A million years ago. I was going to say, dang, there were dinosaurs.
Starting point is 01:21:42 That sounds awesome. Yeah, entire movie is so boring. What did they give the review before you watched it? Did you look at a review or no? I saw that it was doing really bad. at the box office. It costs $50 million to make so far. It's only made $20 million. What do you rate it? I give it one out of five dinosaur prints. One of the most boring movies I've seen ever. There's dinosaurs, there's a spaceship, nothing happens.
Starting point is 01:22:03 And Adam Driver, like three things you would love in a movie. And it's the worst of the year. How long was it? That was the only good thing. It was an hour and a half. Yeah, I'll probably watch it. Yeah. I'll watch it just at a principle of support an hour and a half movie. One out of five, don't watch it. Don't watch it. Even if you love dinosaurs and Adam Driver. Even if you love all those things, don't even watch you when it comes out on streaming. Not worth your time. Oh, dang. I've never heard him say that before. All right, movie mics, movie podcast.
Starting point is 01:22:28 You guys check it out. That's it. Thank you. See you tomorrow. Tonight, I'll be in Vegas. Watching Arkansas and Yukon. If we don't return tomorrow. Uh-oh. And it's just all music or I don't know.
Starting point is 01:22:42 Well, who they'll put on. You know it wasn't a good night. Okay. Yeah. Let's hope that doesn't happen. Let's hope that doesn't happen. All right. See you guys tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:22:51 A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Cliford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilled conversations with athletes, creators,
Starting point is 01:23:14 and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to the Clippert Show on the I-Hard Reds. radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports
Starting point is 01:23:39 Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice Podcast on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, for wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 01:24:02 And for more, follow Timbo Slical Life 12 and TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. This is Julian Edelman, host of games with names. On our latest episode, we got comedian, Blake Anderson from Workaholics and The Hilarious. This is Important Podcast. Let's go. We did beat them in improv.
Starting point is 01:24:19 You had an improv against the team? Yes, we would pull up their schools would be there with signs for us. It's competition. What you would win is a bottle of gold slager. James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking in. For more games with names, visit the Iheart Radio app or wherever you get your podcast.

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