The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full Show) Eddie Thinks He Has Stomach Cancer After Google Searching His Symptoms + Bobby’s Dog Stanley Is Limping Again + Top 10 Dreams Jobs

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

Find out why Eddie thinks he has stomach cancer after he Google searched his symptoms and what he plans to do about it! Then, Bobby is trying to figure out why his dog, Stanley, is limping again. Plus, we share the Top 10 Dream Jobs everyone wants!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All right. Amy's not here today. She is not feeling well. She did say, I'm coming in. And I was like, don't push it. She goes, I'm coming in. I said, don't push it. She said, I'm on the way.

I said, don't. Then she texted me. I just threw up and went home. Yeah, there we go. I told her don't push it. Stay home. You could have stayed home. Yeah.

So Amy's sick today. So we'll go around the room, though, and check in with everybody else. We'll start with. He would give anything for his hair to grow. Oh. And you can see him next month at the Raging Idiot's Million Dollar Show. It's Eddie, everybody.

Hey, so remember I told you when I opened up my chicken restaurant, like, I have all of these pictures that I've taken with artists that come in the studio, and I'm going to put it up in the restaurants. It's going to be cool. I got a new addition to my restaurant. I just want to jump in for a second. To our new listeners, he doesn't have a restaurant. No, no, it'll happen someday, though. Okay, just want people to know. It'll never happen.

No, it's like, you know, some artists, they like save footage for their documentary. I'm saving this stuff for my restaurant. No, no, I know. And that's cool, but we just think you'll never have that restaurant. However, what do you have? Check it out. I came into. work and all of a sudden there is this picture of

John Brennan autographed and it says to Eddie, true story John Brennan, the guy from the real world. Oh yeah. Isn't that cool? Do you leave everybody one? I don't know. Do you have one? Yeah, it's been here since he Oh, he signed it a long time ago. Does somebody pick up behind your desk and put it up there on the wall?

That's what I was. Someone claimed your dumpster back there? Oh, he was just sitting under my desk? You thought he brought it to you and slept it? Yeah, dude. I thought that's cool. That would be perfect on the wall. Well, good. It still is. It still is. It's just been under your desk for a while. Wow, okay. All right, forget it then. That's funny.

You guys should clean up back then. Yeah, we should. Morgan, is their space gross? Yeah, I was the one who was cleaning up back here because I literally tripped. We had artists in studio. I tripped over all their stuff. Yeah, we can do better. We can do better.

Thanks, you're right, you can. Next up, he went to the grand opening of Garth Brooks's new bar and wherever Garth was, awkwardly, he wasn't far. It's lunchbox. I told you I wrote a negative review because I went to a restaurant and said they were open from 6 a.m. Until 9 p.m. The breakfast place. Yes, and I went at...

You took the kids. You were there. 634, not open. On the internet, said open. Well, I finally went back and wanted to give me another shot. Went in the afternoon. And I said, hey, buddy. By the way, I came by the other day about 6.34 a.m.

and you guys weren't open. What's up with that? You said that to them? Yeah. Yeah. And you said buddy? But was it somebody who owned it or just worked there? Got the cash register.

Okay. He was like, oh, yeah. We just don't have enough employees to open that time. I said, oh, okay. Maybe you should change your hours on the internet. That was it. So I got the update. They don't have enough employees.

That's the hours they plan to be open when they get a full staff. So what would you suggest they do? I think they got to change our hours. We plan to be open these hours, but we may not be? No, they need to say, okay, right now we don't have no staff, so we are open at whatever, 8 a.m. What if they are open some days at 6? Because they could. How about just give them the benefit of the doubt for a while so I figured out?

it's tricky because then you're playing yo-yo with your customers. One day you're open at 6 and my stomach, you know, the Pavlov thing where you're, like my stomach at 6 is used to eating your food. Pavlov's dog, you're kind of explaining that. Yeah. Go ahead. And so then I go one time at 6 and you're

not open. Next day you're open at 6, the Pavlov dog is not going to work. You're not quite there. However, you see what I think? I think it's harder though than you think just to change your hours on the internet, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. I have no idea. I don't know how the internet works. Yeah, we know. I mean, I don't know the internet works.

Yeah, who does that? But it's pretty cool when you go to a restaurant, like on the internet. If you Google a restaurant, it says open now or closing soon. Yeah. How do they do that? Well, they know what time it is. Who does? It's not a person sitting.

Okay, I'm not doing it. There's not someone at Google being like, oh, they're. Oh, Eddie just searched this? Yeah, I don't think so. It's not an operator. It's phenomenal. Hopefully they fix that for you. Hopefully they're a little fine people to work.

I would love it because on Saturday morning I can go at 634. You can do Pavlov and just eat up. Yep. Yeah. Amy's not here, but Morgan is. she stands probably a 5 foot zero and she loves a movie with a superhero. It's Morgan. That is true. All right, so there's these things all over TikTok of men talking about like men's dirtiest secrets when it comes to dating and women.

Oh, why. So I just want your guys this perspective to see if these things are actually true. Go ahead. All right. Is the theory like if he wanted to, he would? If a guy wants to do something, he'll do it. Yes, absolutely. What does that mean?

Yeah, what do you mean? Just in general. I mean, it's priorities. And yes, some guys get nervous. but I think most dudes, not even in dating, but if we want to do something bad enough, we do it. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, like whenever you want to get rid of a girl,

like you, I used, oh, you live 20 minutes away. Or if you wanted to make the time, he's like, I'm so busy. Yeah. No, no, if you wanted to make the time, you would. Okay. You're prioritizing. Yes, the answer is yes to that one. Okay, then the cablight theory,

where basically men don't go their whole lives without having their cablight on, but then one day wake up and decide, you know what, I want to get married. I want to have kids. their cab light goes on and the next woman they meet is probably the person they're going to marry. Okay, so you're saying there's a, no, I would say no. What do you mean? I don't think there's a, for me, there was never a time of like, I just was like, you know what?

I do want to get married. And now, whomever comes along and it works, it works. That didn't happen for me. I never thought I would get married. I made someone that turned my cablight on for me. My cablight just didn't turn on as like, oh, here's your timer. Now look for somebody to marry. Okay, yours is interesting.

So it was always off. But then when you met the right person, you're like, It's like she reached in and turned it on. Okay. Or I turned it on because I was like, oh, I need to turn the light on so I can see her better for the analogy. Yeah. No, there wasn't a cab light that was like at 31. It's like, boom, it's on.

It's like, all right, well, now I'm ready to look. Okay. Because I just felt like I was never going to. Maybe my cab light turned on much younger and I realized, well, who cares? It's not going to work anyway. And I just feel like I'm never going to get married, but no, not for me. I don't think there's a cablight for me, but I'm a bit different. Eddie?

Yeah, well, I didn't know I had. You yelled yes. Well, I did, but I didn't know I had a cablight. As soon as I realized that I was going to lose what I had, I need to turn this cablite on. Got it. She said marry me or I'm leaving. Correct.

But, you know, I mean, I didn't have a cablight, and I didn't know I needed a cablight. But all of a sudden, you're like, I have a cablight. I need to turn this thing on. Boom, let's get married. So I think men do realize there's a point where they're like, I'm just having fun, I'm just having fun. Then now, I want to get married.

Mine was, so both of ours were turned on without us really wanting them turn on. I'm glad mine was. They were for different reasons. Eddie's was, I'm going to lose someone. If I don't, because she's telling me, mine was, I don't want to lose this person. So if I don't, I need to, like, turn the cab light on. Oh, yeah, kind of the same. Kind of the same, but a little different.

All right, any other ones? Is that it? Yeah, so if you hang out during the week versus the weekend, you're on the roster. It's like if you're just hanging out during the week, you're the roster girl. Okay, yes. For sure. If you're not a main. You're just not.

Especially if you even bring it up. Or if he's not even bringing it up. You're not a main. You're devil-deggs. Like an appetizer? 100%. Yeah, you're not part of the main course. Yeah, you're just getting him to the weekend so he can either go out with the main or look for a main.

And you know what? If the meal's bad, you eat more bread and you're the bread. And sometimes maybe if the meal doesn't come along and it's not working right on the weekend, he goes and has some more bread. I'm having a hard time with these analogies. You hungry? I get hungry? I have one more. Go ahead.

The guy knows within the first time of meeting you, what category he's placing you in, whether you're in the hookup category or, like, dating girlfriend, wife, material. Yes. Yeah. Yes, but there is a little room for, you know, modifying it. But yes, mostly. It's like that, we associate that with everybody. We meet, though, right?

We meet somebody. We're like, oh, I like this person. I don't like this. It's hard to get out of that initial phase of what your first impression was. Even, like, friends, you know? Like, I can be really good friends. This guy are like, eh, probably not. And eventually you can change, but it's hard to change because you really set your sight on and you hold on to it.

So yes, for the most part, I would say yes. And also, if you're a weeknighter, you're just a hookup, you're just a hookup girl. This is so wild. It's even men's dirty secrets. Unless you get, and if you're getting like texts on any night after like 830. Oh no. Yeah, that like you up text. Yeah, I just generally like.

What are you doing? Even if it's not just you up, really the only time you ever hear from them is like post 830. Probably something else isn't working out And you're like second or third string So those are men's dirtiest secrets Thanks for letting me know I hope men don't kick me out of the group now All right, Ray, go ahead

From Mount Pine, Arkansas He uses a machine to sleep at night It took him over 40 years to finally get it right. Bobby Bones Thank you very much So that is interesting because that is what I'm going to talk about here So I ordered and I put up my Instagram The new mask because I have one that just went in my nose

And it was kind of hurting my nose a little bit And so I got the full mask of this CPAP machine. So now you don't have to tape your mouth? Why? No, I still, so I don't have to tape my mouth every night, but just the nose now. I do. It helps a lot. But I got ordered it. It came. I opened it up. It was not the one that I ordered. As a matter of fact, it was, and I took a picture of it, they sent me another nose one, but it was an air fit nasal pillow system for her.

Oh, it's for girls. And only nasal. So I emailed the company. I said, hey, I think this might have been. sent to me wrong. Like, I'm not sure. Super cool. Wasn't complaining. And they said, would you take a picture

and would you send it to us? I guess proving that you're not stealing it. And so I did. I took a picture of me, wearing it, giving them a big thumbs up. That's a funny picture. And I'm like,

this is not, I give them the number and everything of the order. But hopefully they laugh at that. Yeah, you look like an elephant. That's a nasal pillow for her. Oh my gosh, dude.

I do look like an elephant, don't I. You do. I'm dealing with it. And I post on an Instagram. I don't know that, I mean, this is probably in the top percentage of things that people want to comment about to me because so many people deal with it, nobody talks about it. Yeah, that's crazy.

It is crazy. It's crazy. Yeah, sleep apnea. Real thing. I'm dealing with every day. Just start a support group, man. That's what we're doing. Let's open up the mailbag.

You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I went out to my car during my lunch break. I saw a note under my wind show. The note said stop parking in my spot. I've only been at this new job for a few months. I work in a lab at a primary care office.

And I do know for sure that it was one of the nurses that left the note. However, we do not have assigned parking at this facility. It's just a regular parking lot. I showed the note to my supervisor who said, well, everybody does pretty much park in the same spot every day. I think that's crazy. So I'm thinking about just getting here a little earlier. every day and making sure I park in that spot every day for now on.

And then I'll make it my spot. How would you react to respond to this? Should I let this go or should I hold my ground? Signed parking warrior. I'm a very competitive person. If I, you know, when you do that whole, what number are you on the enneagram? I'm a challenger. Oh.

I like to challenge people. I would say, though, since you're new to the culture, you're new for a few months. months, you just need to bow out. That's not your, it's not your house yet, really. And if other people have lived there longer, they know the rule. It would be like in school, if you sit in the same desk every day in third period. And yeah, classes are going in now, but every day you sit in that third desk from the left. And you've been to all of a sudden somebody sits in that seat and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It doesn't feel right. Yeah, that's not cool. And you go somewhere else because he doesn't, you don't own the seat, but you feel weird about it. I kind of own that, but I guess I would just find a different spot because it's not going to be worth it for all the awkwardness at work. There's going to be tension that is probably going to end up like stressing you out, making you sick. Who knows? It would drive me crazy. You'd definitely put a note like that.

I would have much rather someone send an email and say, hey, I saw you park in that spot. It's fine by me, but just be aware everybody kind of has to. spots already. I mean, that's the one I usually park in. Yeah. So they could have handled a lot better, but you're new. So unless you love confrontation, I would just go to a different spot. Man, there was a guy that worked in this building, and I have my spot. We all have our spots here that we park in every single day. But if I was 10 minutes late, this dude would park in my spot and I got pissed every time. You do get, and again, you didn't know it. No, but I parked there every day. Yeah. I feel you, parking warrior. It's hard for me to say,

opposite because I would be angry how they handled it. But it's not your spot. You're new to working there. You're new to working there. So you got to understand what's happening inside that culture before you start trying to change it. If you want to change it later, all good. Lunchbox, how do you feel? Man, I remember in college, you walk into class, and you have your seat and someone's in it. You're like,

what are you doing, you weirdo? You're an idiot? Yeah. But that person has no right to that spot. So you get their early park there if you want. They don't have the right to it. You're right. Right. Is it worth it to you to be, to be that tense every day because it could be awkward and because you didn't know the rules

but there's no rule it's an unwritten rule no it's written now it's in a note it's on your windshield you read it it's a rule now that windshield's the one thing i'm like that's what makes me want to park there every time i want to go park there now i don't know the city she's in no way man i would just say swallow your pride you're new park somewhere else for a while it's not worth it's not that's not worth a fight

that's what i say for coming for me that means a lot because i would oh my god Yeah, you're a challenger. Thank you. Close it up. We got your email and we ran the clothes. Bobby's mail bag. A couple weeks back, we got a voicemail asking for advice. Here you go.

We got a 911 dilemma. Would you guys call 911 if you saw a car with probably a one to two-year-old out of their car seat up, walking around, waving out the back window, going probably 80 miles an hour down the highway. So that's the dilemma. And spoiler alert, I did call 911. and they said that I should have called. I think I said I probably wouldn't have called in that situation. But Lunchbox talked about he saw a kid not in a car seat pulling out a drive-thru, and he called 911. And I don't remember the story.

And we definitely didn't have the audio, so you wouldn't track the audio down? Well, no, no, I said, I talked about this on air and you're like, no, you didn't. And then scuba hit me is like, I pulled the audio a long time ago. You never prepped it, so I just kept it. I didn't think you wanted to talk about it. Got it. Oh, well, there you go. Is it the audio of you actually calling?

Yeah, yeah, it's me calling 911. Okay. Why did you not ever bring this to us? You forget? I thought I did. Hey, that could have been employee the month stuff there. I guess I call 911 a lot. Yeah, you do.

Like I look, because I was like, I swear I talked about this and Scoob was like. What do you remember about this before you called? I remember being in the drive-thru or picking up my to-go order and walking out. I don't remember exactly if I was in the car and they were pulling out of the drive-thru and there was kids in the car not in the car seat, like going back. back and forth and I was like, man, that ain't good. They're about to pull out on the road. I just think most people that call 911, it happens so infrequently that you know exactly what was happening. Right, but he calls it so much.

Oh, so much. He gets them confused. So here's the call of lunchbox. Do you use your voice where you're like, hey, I'm just like. Dude, I don't. I'm serious. No, no. There is no 911 voice.

Yes, you definitely have 911. We've heard it. Okay, here we go. Here's lunches call. Wednesday, March 6th, the time 609 p.m. 911 operator. Yeah, man. I'm just leaving the Chick-fil-A

over here on Rosa Parks and as I was getting in my car I saw a car pulling out of the drive-through and it had what I would assume as a 3 to 4-year-old just jumping up and down in the front seat not in a car seat and I just wanted to see if we could get an officer to respond

okay was this an abduction no no it wasn't an abduction like I just mean like it's you know kids are supposed to be in car seats and I just saw So the guy reacted like I would have like it's something bad happened. Where's the emergency? Like you're calling that on one. How we get on this? Kidnapping. No, no, no, no. You're just haddle-tail in on a... The kid just wasn't in.

But he's jumping up and down on the front seat. Kids aren't even supposed to be in the front seat. I hear you. I hear you. I just don't react like he said. I would have thought somebody had been kidnapped. Well, that the kid was not in a car seat and I felt like that was very unsafe, so I thought I would call you guys. Does he seem that is this car speeding? Are they running lights? Is it, does it just seemed to be in an immediate danger. No, no, it was just like they were pulling out of the Chick-fil-A drive-thru. I was walking to my car from inside the restaurant, and they were pulling out, and it's a

gray Honda Accord, and I can give you the license plate. I mean, I can follow them if you need me to. Right, no, no. There's no, it's not necessary to follow. We'll dispatch you us. For future reference, only call the emergency line for imminent danger, otherwise call the non-emergency line. You do not, under any circumstances, need to follow that car, and we will take care of it.

We appreciate your call. Okay, thank you so much. Did you feel like you got in trouble? Yeah, I felt like he was like saying this isn't an emergency, but... It wasn't. Now a cop's got to go check it out. They're not going to. You don't think they've been...

No, no, no, no, the dispatcher's like, yeah, yeah, we're going to send someone, you okay. Not going to do that. You get in trouble, dude. That's maybe why you didn't tell us. Maybe. You got embarrassed, we got in trouble. And then he didn't even want to license plate.

No, why would he? No, because it's not something that he's going to. Yeah, he never sent a cop, Eddie. You're right. He didn't even ask him to license plate. He didn't send anyone. You got ghosted by 911, dude. But you need to.

I wish they would have sent a cop to you and gave you a verbal warning. Right. For what? For calling 911. For wasting resources. Guys, I see a three or four year old. A three or four year old doesn't have the decision making to get in the car seat or not. That is up to the parent.

And when they are pulling out the drive wheel about to pull onto the road. Not imminent danger, though. You could have called the. whatever the non-emergency number is. All right. What do we learn here? If it's not imminent danger, don't call. And you got in trouble.

Which is hilarious. Which is hilarious to me. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, home is something good. Anna Cabram is a second year of vet student at the University of California. And recently, she was really sad because last May, her dog, Georgia, passed away. She said, you know what, I'm not going to look for another dog until I graduate vet school.

So she's like, I'm going to do that. And then she was online, said, oh, no, there's a video of a dog. It needs to be adopted. It hasn't been adopted in months. Problem is, the dog was overweight. She said, let me go see if I can visit this dog, see what I can do. She took the dog home for a few days. She gave it a new diet, worked with it.

And so she's going to adopt the dog. And the dog has lost 31 pounds and is now running because of what Anika did to this dog. So she's a vet. She can do that. But that's really cool. Now the dog is running and loves to chase tennis balls. That's so cool. I wish somebody did that with me.

No, that's kind of what Kevin Klug does, dude. That's what we do for you. No. Yeah, we make you better. No. I make you come and work out. That's true. But I need somebody to go, hey, enough of the lifting.

Throw the tennis ball around. Yeah, I like tennis balls too. Like, I want to run and get them. Good for her. I mean, the dog is pretty fat, fat dog. Yeah, it was a golden retriever. Yeah, lost 30 pounds, not can live a golden retrieving life. That's a great story.

That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. And I said, hi, dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen. And she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is a badass convict. Right.

Just finished five years. I'm going to have cookies and milk at my mom. Yeah. On the senior show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trail, talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to binge featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcoholic.

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Now let's do Bobby Bone Show reviews, where we take things from our lives and review them and tell you, Yeah, go for it or don't go for it. Morgan, you're first. All right, so I did it. I bought the Dyson Air Wrap. You know how I came to you guys? I was like Apple Watch Dyson Air Wrap. Yeah.

I was a big Dyson Air Wrap person. I voted for that. Yes, and I was like, and they finally got a color that I liked because they switch out all the colors all the time. And I ordered it. Explain what that is. Like the Dyson Air Wrap.

So it's essentially a styler while blow drying your hair. So there's a traditional blow dryer that just blowdrys your hair. And then there's like stylers, like a curling iron, flat iron that just, style your hair, but this does both at the same time. And it wasn't cheap. No. So it needs to be of extreme value. Yes. Like it has

to be worth it to purchase this. Thoughts. And totally worth it. Like it cut down my time of blowing my hair and styling my hair. It only like was 30 minutes total tops. And normally it takes me like 45 minutes to an hour. And like it gave me so much volume. I looked like

Dolly Parton. Like I straight up had like volume hair. That's cool. And it stayed throughout the whole night. Not only that like I woke up the next morning and it was still sad. I was like, this is awesome. Again, definitely not cheap. Neither's an Apple Watch, but it was like her one thing she was going to get. And everybody I know that has like invested in this is like it's totally worth it.

Yeah, there's even like a new contraption on it that you put on and you just suction it down on your hair and it takes all the flyaways too. Like the technology is so advanced that it's worth that technology. Eddie, do you want to review something? Yeah. Okay. So every time I go to Texas for over the holidays and stay with my in-laws, my mother-in-law makes coffee. cake. I love it. I've got, when I go to Starbucks, they have a coffee cake. I get it. It's not as good as my... You ordered every Starbucks and you guys make fun of me. Sometimes they don't have it and he gets

so upset. Yeah, because I love coffee cake. Dude, at the grocery store, cinnamon toast crunch has come up with a coffee cake mix made of cinnamon toast crunch flavor and it is so good. You have to make it. It's in the box almost like where you find the cakes, you know? But it's worth it. Oh, dude, it's easy. You make it in like 15 minutes. the coffee cake is delicious. I just don't like coffee cake, I guess. Have you had it? I don't like coffee. No, no, it doesn't taste like coffee.

No, no, they just call it because you eat it with your coffee. Correct. Oh, is that right? I never given a fair chance. I just heard the word coffee and I was like, I don't like coffee, so I'm not going to like coffee cake. Or a lot of people dip it in their coffee. Here's what I'm going to do that. Coffee cake.

Here's what I'm going to do. I want to make us a batch, bring it in. You're going to try it for the first time. You're going to love it. My whole life. I thought coffee cake was cake that tastes like coffee. No. Lunchbox review?

Oh yeah, I got the VIX one gallon filter-free, cool mist, ultrasonic humidifier. You get it at Walmart, $35, $40. Why'd you get it? Whenever I get to congested or I'm in Vegas. Yeah, allergies, yeah. Allergies. And I mean, that thing will keep your throat soaked and moisturized and it clears up any nasal drainage in the middle of the night. Man, I just let it rain on me, rain on me.

So worth the money. Say the name of it again? Vicks, one gallon, filter free, cool mist, ultrasonic humidifier. A lot of it. We'll just link it. Get it today.

I got it for like 35 bucks at Walmart and whoa boy. Whenever I start getting congested, pop that sucker on and let's go. That's cool. My review is of a TV show. I watch the Night Country on HBO Max.

It's Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaid did the first season. It's like True Detective. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this one's True Detective Night Country with Jody Foster. It's in Alaska.

Did anybody watch this? No. No. I had high expectations because I loved the first version. I was disappointed. It was one of the first shows that we've been best of time in and been disappointed by. It may get great ratings. I'm not sure.

I didn't look at any rating. Yeah, it's definitely got a paranormal feel to it as well, and I like paranormal. But why would we watch a show that's going to pick up later? Like, we have so much to watch. I don't want to wait for episodes for it to pick up. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I don't think they put that in like what the show is about. It's not in the plot.

It's going to be sure to watch Night Country. It picks up later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what I'm saying is if I don't like it in two episodes, I'm done. I'm moving on. You give up? Yeah, I do on shows all the time. I won't if it's like six to eight.

Okay. Because I'll feel like, but I would see minus. It's only two stars. Hey, but Jody Foster's awesome. She's great in it. But yeah, that's it. Ray, do you have anything you want to review? Dorm Dude breaks.

Did you do one? Yeah. Our boys dorm dudes that does the breaks. So we get the, yeah, the memorabilia. Did you win? Well, I was skeptical. My wife actually started doing it. Oh, do I talk to her about it?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, we talked about it. I was like, what do you need? Yeah, let's go. Yeah, and we got some great stuff. We got a Bejan jersey. We got a football from Shady McCoy. And we got Ray Lewis jersey, Super Bowl.

Yeah. All great, all worth it. Came in the mail. And I mean, some of these jerseys, even as a tag, are worth $150 before the autograph. Yeah, you must have got an authentic. And so there's ways to actually see while this happened. There's a scanner where you can. and fact check it all.

So they are realistic, real things that they do on TikTok. Dorm dudes are awesome. We did an interview with them. Yeah, we met them. Yeah. There's just college kids that figured this out. But a break is when they're like, you pay 30 bucks. And if they draw one out of eight and you get it in a picture team, you get the thing,

and it's worth like three or four hundred bucks. Man, everybody's winning. I did it one time and I lost. Oh, no, no. I lose a bunch. Okay. That's how you get all your cards. Yeah.

All right. Thank you, everybody. We'll put all this up on our page. We reviewed all this stuff. Lunchbox's thing took like an hour to say. but we'll list it. So you can see if you want a number one, hot mama jumping hurdles,

three-time champion. Vapo, vapo, vapo, vapo, vapo, vapo. Humidify. Humidifier. Thanks, I forgot what it was. For $37. This entire trivia game is based on an older generation versus a younger generation,

elder versus millennial, answering questions about each other's generation. So it's Lunchbox the oldie. Swiftie Lauren is the youngie. Lunch, are you ready? Ready. All right, up first, he's a captain of cringe. He claims all he does is when.

His goal in life is to win the lotto. He's a businessman making business deal. He's trying to get money. That's his motto. It's lunchbox. Who, who, who, crowd goes crazy. You're up one zero. Yeah.

So here are the questions that should be difficult for you because they're not from your generation. Yeah, bring it. But they're not, though. It's weird. What does the acronym SMH stand for? S.M.H. SMH. Uh-oh.

So much hate. That's incorrect. Good guess, though. Quality. Lauren, how are you? Good, how are you? Yeah, good. SMH, you can steal?

Shake my head. Correct. One. I thought you had that wrong, dude. No chance. All right, next up, lunchbox. Not into the acronyms. Who played Troy Bolton in high school musical?

Oh, that's the guy. No, he's not, that was a glee. I was thinking. What is his name? Oh, my gosh. Who played Troy Bolton in high school? High school. Why are you yelling? Stop. I'm asking you on the question. Okay.

What's happening here? Who played Troy Bolton and high school musical? Five seconds. Zach Ephron. Correct. You acted like he didn't know. I didn't think he knew it. As soon as I said five seconds. Yeah, it's his favorite movie. Next up, Robin Finty

is the real name of what pop star? Robin Fenty. Oh, Robin Finty. Pop Star Olivia Rodriguez Rotro Is that the puppy dog version of Olivia Rodriguez?

Olivia Rodergo No, incorrect Lauren would you like to steal? That is Rihanna Robin Fenty is Rion That's correct Oh wow

I see how she's going there Rihanna's more my generation Okay Whatever you say Lunchbox's opponent Let's introduce her She's our youngest producer She's getting married in men

in this game she will slay, as the millennial say. It's Swifty Life! Now these questions should be hard for you. Oh, that was rough. For you? Yeah, I was on me. That's a tough one.

There was nowhere. Hey, Lauren, in the TV show Full House, what was the name of Uncle Jesse's band? Oh, God. I can see it. I can see the jackets. Oh, my God. Uncle Jesse's band.

They were the full house band. It's a guess? It's a guess. I think it's a guess. Lunchbox? First thing that pops on my head. Jesse and the Rippers.

Is that your answer? That's it. That's correct. Wow. Yeah. Good job. Ooh. What was the name of the family sitcom, Lauren,

featuring a lovable alien who crash lands in the garage of a suburban middle-class family? His real name on the show is Gordon Shumway, but he goes by a nickname. What's the name of the show? An alien that crash. is in a garage. Yeah, I'll read it one more time. Okay. What's the name of the family sitcom featuring a lovable alien

who crash lands in the garage of a suburban middle class family? His real name on the show is Gordon Shumway, but he goes by a nickname. What's that show? That is, um, that is the alien in my garage. Oh, no. That was close. Alf. Alph.

Alph. Alien life form. Alm. Alf. Alien life form. Wow. I wouldn't have known it. Here we go. Comes down to this.

He's not going to come back. He comes down to this question. I knew that so bad. Lauren, you need this one. Come on. Which iconic 80s band sang Africa? That is Toto. Wow. Yeah.

How did she get that? She's amazing, dude. No, that's crazy. I wouldn't have got that. Lunchbox, she got three questions back in her category. She can't still. Just see how many you go. Are you ready?

Go. The first question is, what's the name of the wizarding school in the Harry Potter film series? That is Quidditch. Incorrect. That is Hogwarts. That's what I meant. Yeah, Kittich is the game.

Yeah, I know. I couldn't think of the name. Okay. What Pop Princess starred in the movie Crossroads? Brittany Spears. Correct. Oddie. What brand had a pivotal moment in fashion history in the 2000s

by making sweats acceptable. Juicy. Juicy. I need to be more specific. Juicy Coutor. Correct. What? He got two.

He knows his fashion. I didn't see that. Dude, you never see juicy on the butt all the time. Yeah, I see that. You need to get two? I should just wait for you to finish the question. What 1985 film, Lauren, features characters named Chunk, Mouth, Data, and Sloth? Oh, that is the Goonies.

Correct. Eddie, I feel like you're rooting for somebody here. I am, I am for sure. Lauren, in 1986, the first fatal accident involving an American specialist. spacecraft and flight occurred. What was the name of that space shuttle? Oh, God, that was, um... That was, um...

In 1986, the first fatal accident involving an American spacecraft in flight. What was the name of the space shuttle? Apollo 13. Incorrect, it is the Challenger. Challenger. Lauren needs to get this to tie. Wow. Oh, man.

Lauren. What show was about a staff of an Army hospital in the Korean War who find that Laughter is the best way to deal with their situation. It debuted in 1972 and had the largest finale audience of all time. MASH. Correct. We have a tie. This is crazy.

We have just have a tie. Is this a tie? We just kicked the can down the road. I mean, I can give you guys both one more or do you want to call the tie? Do you want to kiss your sister? Whoa, whoa. He's scared. I think he's scared, yeah. He wants to kiss a sister. That's okay. It was a tie. No, you know why? I want the season to go longer. This idiot has to sit over your.

So Eddie, yeah. Congratulations. Well, great, hey, great game. Yeah, great game. Middolations for both of you. Hey, kiss your sister. It happens sometimes. No, it doesn't.

All right, thank you. That is Elder Vers. Millio. Nice job, you too. Here's a voicemail from Joy in North Carolina. I was just listening to the segment about lunchbox saying that he got a private singing lesson from Garst Brooks. Like, that's how he set it up.

But that was, in fact, not the case whatsoever at all. 100% negative. What happened to the new rule that if you bring in clickbait and it's not what it actually was introduced as, that there's a punishment? Because I feel like that punishment would be applicable here because I didn't hear any private singing lesson between Garth Brooks and lunchbox. Is that something we said it would be punished? No. I don't remember that. We did?

Yeah, I think it was after a spill the tea because I think he had spilled the tea on me or something and it was fake news. I will say then since I don't remember it, I can't remember it. I can't enforce it But now that I've been reminded of it If it's like overly clickbait from this point on Because that was He didn't get a Hold on singing lesson with Garthbrook

Who else got a lesson? Everybody in the bar and it wasn't a lesson He was teaching you lyrics Regardless, I'm not falling into the track And he was doing how to go Whoa That's not a lesson What is they doing a lesson

How to repeat what he's gonna sing That's it But thank you for reminding me If it's so overly clickbait Then there will be a mid-punishment Okay. Sometimes it's funny. And it's like what Ray's known for.

Click Bay Ray. Yeah, that's where the name came from, but I hear you. Here's Debbie in Nashville. Hey, Bobby. I just wanted to let you guys know that I got scammed last night by a guy calling and saying he was Uber support. I am an Uber driver in Nashville and everything sounded so legit. And they ended up scamming me out of $300. So I'm letting you know that maybe you can also pass it on to your listeners.

Thanks. Listen to her. What are the odds? Because I'm sure they don't have a database of Uber drivers. I probably just send a message out to a lot of people. Hope that someone's a driver. Hope that someone's a driver. Oh, man.

She sounds like deflated. Also, you don't have to trust anymore. Like, I don't know. You guys are even real, not scamming me. You could have been in the long run, like 10 years, 13 years. You guys really in? Yeah, you're really committed. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

I'm not Amy. That's what I yelled to start it. Hey, you're not. No, Amy's sick. So I'm not Amy. Starting it off, a young woman who went to sleep every night for two years and played music in her headphones for two years has permanent hearing loss. Oh.

Not total, but now she has to wear hearing aids to compensate. She works as secretary of local law firm. She went to the hospital for an ear exam because she was having hearing problems. And her supervisor would constantly be like, hey, can you not? hear me? And so because of the problem and understanding more and more words, she went to the doctor. It turns out the trauma to her ear and her ear drums was because she would listen to the music in her ears loudly as she went to sleep. Guys, that's going to be us. It's not

because it's not eight hours of sleep. I mean, we're here for five, six hours. We have headphones. I wear ears in my ears. However, it's not that loud. What? Exactly. You know what though? The other day, I like, I guess Morgan was using my headphones, my little unit here, and I put my headphones on it, and the volume was so low. I'm like, I didn't turn this up. I'm like, I wonder if that's because I have it turned up so high because I'm deaf. Or you're 44.

Well, yeah. And things naturally just. Older and deaf. That's from odditycentral.com. Forget Sephora. Your next beauty trend is available at the grocery store. People are using broccoli to apply freckles to their cheeks. Morgan, have you heard about this?

No. Tell me more. Okay. So you would take the broccoli. the head of the broccoli. The tree part. Yeah, not the stem, but the tree. I'm not even sure if the branch is really cold.

Yeah. Yeah, what would you even call that part of the broccoli? But we all know what it is. The kind you want to eat. And you put it in bronzer and then you dab it on your face because that inconsistent of the top of the broccoli tree supposedly puts freckles on your face in a positive way. So basically you use the broccoli as a paintbrush. I guess. Do you ever put fake freckles on Morgan?

Listen, I did buy a freckle pen. and I tried it once and I thought I looked ridiculous. And nobody else probably noticed it. No, but it was like these little dots and they were so like prominent that I was like, people are going to have to think those are fake. There's no way. Like it looked like a filter that you would use on Instagram. But did you go too hard?

Like could you have gone lighter? Probably, but it was my first time. And then I was like, this is stupid. Why am I doing this? You didn't wear it out at all? No. I took it off immediately. Airbnb is banning indoor security cameras, which I thought maybe they already had a rule about

that. No, they have them inside the house. Like I stayed at one in Atlanta And it was in the kitchen But then were there the rules about You can't put one in the bathroom But you can't put it in the bedroom or the bathroom Can't put it in the bedroom or the bathroom

But you could have them in the common areas I hear you but who's going to really listen to that If you're going to put them inside You're probably putting them inside everywhere Yeah and what if you want to cook in your undies or something Well that's on you then But now they're saying no security cameras inside Right only on the outsides of the premises

Oh the premises Thanks man A move And the prison that you're in A move that some might think is overdue. Airbnb is banning indoor security cameras. I guess I already thought they probably did. I feel like that's weird to be staying somewhere and there's a camera inside.

Yeah, so I wonder if people that have them inside will stop Airbnb or they're going to take the cameras down. Or they just hide them better. Oh, yeah. Because you could nanny cam those things and nobody would have an idea. How inside a teddy bear? Yeah, anything. Nanny cam the whole place. Biologists encourage people to eat snails and plants, anything that's invasive.

a conservation biologist has a new solution to invasive plants and species that take over that just eat them. Dr. Joe Roman says invasive species like European green crabs, Japanese knotweed, snails. The best thing to do, eat them up because they're also healthy and you can. Do you call that S cargo or something? I've never had S cargo. I've seen that on a menu. Lunchbox is a big cusscus guy though. I have had cuss cooos. It's good.

Did you eat snails on bare grills? We did. What did you do, find them? We did. We found them in the, like the water. You cook them? We cooked them. Yeah, you have to.

And that's all we had, and we were starving. So you can't just eat them? We didn't. You probably can, but we made a fire and cooked them because it probably tastes better and isn't as slimy. What did they taste like? Nothing. Oh, just like.

The idea of eating them was kind of gross, but really, if you would have said they're little pieces of ham, you would have just felt it. It was gross to do. And you guys can watch. if you go to Disney Plus, that's the episode of my wife and I did together. We weren't married at the time. So I did one by myself in Norway.

And then the next year we went together and did one of the mountains. And we did eat snails and froze. And that's when I snuck my Apple headphones in as contraband. You ever said that? Yeah, I think so. And then I was scared to death of getting them wet. So you see me like jumping in the water. But it wasn't because I was trying to save myself.

I don't want my new Apple headphones to get wet. That's really funny, dude. Yeah. Because it looks like, you're like, oh, I don't want to get wet. The true story is you had stuff in your chance. Well, I snuck in headphones. I'd done the show before. I know you're just stuck in the woods and you can't do anything.

Yeah, Running Wilde of Bear Girls' Season 6, Episode 8. Bobby Bones and Caitlin Parker in the Sierra Nevada. She's not Candlea Parker anymore, but... No, she's not. Season 6, episode 8. And then I'm in season 5 by myself. And then finally, if you want to smell like Easter, Peep's body spray now exists. Oh, gross.

Was that like sugar? Yeah. Got to be, like straight sugar. Can you just put under your arms. Or marshmallow. Yeah. The discount store, five below us selling bottles of it for five bucks. There you go. I'm not Amy. That's your pile. That was Amy's pile of stores.

Let's take a trip to Venus, California. And there's a bunch of breaking in, smash and grab robberies going on. People breaking into businesses lately. Well, Paul Markham is out for a walk when he hears a psh. Sounds like someone's breaking in somewhere. And he sees someone breaking into a restaurant and trying to see someone breaking into a restaurant and trying to steal the cash register. And he's like, what do I do?

This is my community. And he jumps in and tackles the dude, wrestles him, says, you're not getting that cash register. Rha! Ruh! Someone called for help. Someone call police. And police arrive and get the guy. Do you keep beating the guy up?

Have to. Well, he's fighting back? I'm sure, because he doesn't really be held there. It's not even about him continuing to take the register. If somebody starts whooping him, you're probably just trying to get out of there. And what if he has a weapon? Like, do you have to keep just punching him and beating him

unless you can, like, duct tape him to a seat? Sure. But even then, that's going to be hard 1v1. Paul Marco must have a background in some sort of hand-to-hand combat. Yeah. No, he just said, he doesn't want to say he's a hero,

just his duty as a citizen. But he's got to have some kind of background and fight, even if it's just fighting a bunch. I imagine he ain't a little squirly guy like me that's going to be like, I'm going to call 911. I don't know, man. I watch a lot of UFC,

and I think I can do a chokehold, just from what I've watched. You got to get there. If someone's going to let you do a choke hold, yes. But you wouldn't be able to get one on me, and I'm a wimp. I can choke hold you. No, I'm stronger than you. I could beat you up and I'm a wimp.

I can give you the rear naked choke. That's what we do in private. That was Tell Me Something Good. I went and sat on the little Ottoman in front of him. I said, hi, dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen. She says, I have some cookies and milk. This is this badass convict.

Right. Just finished five years. I'm going to have cookies and milk at all. Yeah. On the senior show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trail, talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to bench, featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knox, and more.

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I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and host of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who. who we become when life makes other plans. We share stories and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation. There is one finding that is consistent, and that is that our resilience rests on our relationships.

I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, folks. Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes here. And we know there is a lot of news coming at you these days from the war with Iran to the ongoing Epstein fallout, government shutdowns, high profile trials. And what the hell is that Blake lively thing about anyway? We are on it every day, all day. Follow us, Amy and T.J for news updates throughout the day. Listen to Amy and T.T.J. on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Amy's out today. Not feeling great. So we're going to go around the room and do a

collaborative morning corn. Oh no. What if we steal it from her? What I realized, I have like 30 of them on a piece of paper and she's done all of them. I found one that she hasn't done over all the years. So Ray, hit that sounder. The Morning Corny. Up first is Morgan. All right. My boss asked why I only get sick. on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.

Weekend immune system. Oh, weekend. Weekend. Okay. That's a tough one, man. A little elevated, even. That's next level. All right.

Eddie, what do you got? All right. Why did the bird go to the hospital? Why did the bird go to the hospital? He needed a treatment. That was for Amy. Rest and peace? She didn't die.

She's not feeling well. Pour one out for Amy. No, no, no. She's just not feeling well. Lunchbox? It's going out to Amy. No, she got she didn't die. She's probably listening.

She pointed up. No, no, no. Okay, go ahead. What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running but can't remember where. That's me. Are you running?

No, I get it. And you forget where? Yeah, right. Alzheimer's, you forget that. What did the trees say to the wind? What do the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone. I like that.

Did you make that up? No. Oh, okay. That's good, right? That is. Where was King David's temple located? Where? Beside his ear.

Okay. Oh, Ellen. That was the morning corny. Send all complaints. Care of lunchbox. 55 music square west. All right, we have a bet here. Eddie and I, if lunchbox, if you get four, I win 10 bucks.

Yep. I want you to win. I know. We're going to do Bobby's box of instruments. These are all instruments that I played, recorded, playing. For example, this was the bass. We were doing practice. But the rest here, we're going to do.

do seven. Let's see how many you get. Bobby's box of instruments. Here you go. What do you see in your head? That is awesome. Well, it sounds like it's doing different noises. Yeah, yeah. That's the musical ear that he has.

So, to me, they have to be pressing buttons. But none of them are going to be tricks, though, right? Like, we're not going to go. Right, right. It's a guitar sound but played on a piano. We're not going to do that. Right, right. No, I get that. Okay. He gets that. Like my first instinct was tuba.

But the problem was it was doing dun, dun, dun, like so it was, it was varying. Played again, Ray? This is going, dun, dun, dun, da, don't. Yeah, I hear what you're saying. So it could be a trumpet because it's going dun, dun, don't. A trumpet. Mambo number five. But the ur-s sounds like a big fat tuba.

Final answer? Tuba final answer. The answer is a tuba. Yeah. Oh! Eddie tried to sell me too hard He did He jumped in and it shifted it

That is why I went back to two of them I realize I shouldn't You don't have a musical ear I think you gave that to him I did next one up Can you name that instrument Harmonica No

It's a violin or fiddle Oh This thing Nope You hear a lot of stuff If I do my arm like this Then do you hear it Oh yeah yeah

Yeah I did yeah I am All right I just imagine Chris Jansen doing that. Yeah, yeah. All right.

Next one. You don't even play again. You do? Really? Yeah. I thought this would be a tough one. Go ahead. No, this is easy. My brother used to play this instrument.

He was terrible out. It sounded just like that. That's a trombone. That's correct. What? I thought there's no chance he got that one. Good one. Let's go.

Let's go. I thought you'd say tuba again. No. You guys are trying to trick me. No, no. My brother played that. And whenever our dog would get out, we'd blow the trombone to get her come back.

That's funny. I've never heard of that. Yeah, music later. Next up, name the instrument. Ah, that sounds like, I's got a couple, man. I don't really know what the flute sounds like. That could be a flute because it's blowing into something, but it could be the recorder.

It was like, all I heard was, huh? What do you call the instrument you blow into just generally, that classification of instruments? Easy. I don't know. Okay. Because that's a classic, it's called like a woodwind. Oh.

Yeah, but that's not part of this. I just wondered if you knew what that was. That's only two I know that are in that category, though. What do you think that is? Could be a piccolo. Is that something? It's something. One more time. Correct. What's he got three?

Yeah. So you can't get any more right. One, two, three. Yeah, three out of four. There's three left. Oh, boy. Wow. These have to be really hard, though. They already are. I'm giving them to you in the exact order.

You come look at the order. I'm just playing them in the order they are. Next one, name that instrument. Low, right. I didn't know that was an instrument. That's a cowbell. That's correct. I don't know that's an instrument

winner this guy's got four out of five I gotta stop betting let's do another one that's that's that's yeah that's Kenny G

saxophone correct man he's good and the final one charge what's that instrument that is a slider

it's tricky because you want to pink organ because you hear that song but it's a banjo Oh. You want to hear it? Just play a little bit more.

I heard the string things. Eddie, so I'm up $10. I've got five. I'll give you a chance to win your money back. Wow. But you have to get four out of the five. Me? Yeah.

I have to get four out of the five? You. Let's go. Okay. I can do this. Four out of five. I did a music competition in elementary school. Music competition.

I love it. I don't remember what it was called. I've heard of that. All right, here we go. Play it one more time, Bo. You got it. I got an answer. Go ahead.

That is an oboe. That's incorrect. What? That is a bassoon. Oh, no. Hey, I love he just said two with gosh. It's not bad. But you can still get the next four.

A bassoon's the long one. I don't even know. I don't even played a bassoon. I used in my box intro, I had to learn how to play it for this video. I just don't look like a buffoon. Oh, when you bet and you lose. It's not an instrument, man. You can't get a bassoon.

All right, go ahead. Okay. One more time, please. Name that instrument. I'm going to go with mandolin. Correct. Yes. Yes.

It's a small guitar. Not a ukulele, but kind of. This is advanced, man. You're not going to know these. All right, next one. Oh my gosh, what's it called? You want to come to me? You want to, uh, circle back?

You want a phone a friend from you? There's no way you know this. No, no, no. Bons, he doesn't know this one. You got five out of seven. Yeah, write it down. Write it down. I want to see if you do know it.

Let's circle back. Okay, suck it back on that one. Next one? What's it called? What the? I mean, I got two things in my mind. Okay, go ahead. Like tap shoes?

Instrument. Yeah, tap shoes. Or castanets. Can you play it one more time? Yeah. But then I remember we had these thumb symbols. Remember those? You put them on your index finger and your thumb, you hit them together?

No. I wouldn't in the competition that you were in. I wasn't a weird. Okay, Eddie, any of the answer? Castanets. No, spoons. No! All right?

I thought there were the symbols. No! You knew what I was talking about. Do that the last one? That's a triangle. Correct. Sorry, we're down to one here, and I'm up now $20. Oh, boy.

I'll go double or nothing with you if you want to try to get the one, or you can just give me the money. Yeah. God, I mean, the Beatles use that. Lunchbox, do you know it? Yeah. No, he doesn't. Okay, then I'll go double or nothing. that lunchbox gets it.

Because there's no, I don't think he gets it either, but I'll give you a chance to get your money back. Okay, okay, double or nothing, that he gets it or doesn't get it. Yes, he does not get it. He doesn't get it. He doesn't get it. You don't matter if you get or not. Correct. What do you think? Don't even say anything.

Okay. All right. I already written down. Lunchbox. I already written now. For 40 bucks for me. Yeah. Why do you think you know this?

It's the first day in pod to my head. He didn't get it. Let me see it. Is it an instrument that you've ever seen in the studio? Nope. Okay. Go ahead. I don't even know what it's an instrument.

Go ahead. Syntheser. Oh, God. I lost the money. That's what it is. Is it a sitar? No, it's a didgeridoo. Oh.

You were never going to know that. Synthesizer. I really believed you. I mean, to be fair, a synthesizer could probably make that sound. We're all even. I don't know what that is. Godly, I lost the money. All right.

Yes. Thank you, both. Everybody's. And that's what you get for trusting in him. I know. Never again. The internet's great because all our fingertips. However, it can be.

used interpreted wrongly. If you get sick and you look it up, they're going to give you the worst case scenario as one of the options. You just can't. And it's not most of the time going to be the worst case scenario. And this is happening with Eddie right now.

So your stomach's been hurting? Yeah, my abdomen. So it's not like mine. I want to have digestive issues. It's not IBS like I have. No, no, no. I've waited for it to go away. It's like an acute pain.

And it's kind of an annoying pain. It's not like sharp, ow, like daggers in my stomach. Sometimes people say that or whatever. But it's an annoying pain that's always there. And so you looked it up and did you put in exactly where the pain was? Well, I did, but there's two things going on here. Like, you know, I believe in signs.

I truly believe in signs. And about... Signs or science? Signs. S-I-G-N-S. Like, God sends signs down to tell me something. Got it. Like, three months ago, I saw a sign that said, like, get checked for cancer.

And I'm like, you know what? I probably should just, why not? You know, why I'd be laid on something like that? That was one thing. Then when my stomach started hurting, I was like, man, I'm going to look this up. And I started to Google's stomach pains. And the first thing they came up was not a diagnosis, but a story that I started reading. And it was a story of a kid.

He's probably 28 years old. He found out that he had cancer. And the reason he found out is because he had pain in his stomach. He did nothing about it for months, six months. And then finally, he had blood in his stool. That's when he went to the doctor. Now you're convinced you have cancer. Well, here's the deal.

I'm like, I've had this pain for about a month. And why am I waiting? Like, why am I waiting? What if it is cancer? cancer and I've just completely wasted a whole month. Now you're freaking yourself out. Yeah, do you have blood in your stool yet? Not yet.

Then you're good. No, no, no. See, that's what this guy was saying. You don't want to wait until you have blood in your stool. Listen to your body. Okay, so this is what I would say, that you've now freaked yourself out, that you just need to go get checked because you freak yourself out that you have cancer. Yeah, dude.

But I mean, I think a lot of people do this where they're just like, oh, it's okay. It's just a little pain. It's gas or whatever. And that's what I've been doing for a month. And I'm really, really, really worried. now that I could have cancer and I'm just not checking it out. I don't think based on what you've told me that you do, but I'm also not a doctor like that. But however, you're going to drive yourself crazy and stretch yourself out, just wondering, you've got to go get checked out just for the peace of mind.

Yeah. Like does it hurt all the time or just when you eat, when you... It kind of like comes and goes. Some days it hurts. Some days it doesn't. But for about a month straight, it's been hurting. That's Google, man. You may have pulled something.

Yeah, that's true. Really? irritated a muscle. It could be anything. I'm just trying to give you the least scenario because you're assigned to the worst now. Well, and then my cousin, she found out she had stomach intestinal cancer too, and I'm like,

this runs into family now. And it might, which is why you need to get it checked out. Question. Yes. Do I just go to my regular? Yes. They will send you to somewhere else if they feel like you need to go somewhere else.

Okay. So you don't go to the stomach, wherever I don't even know the stomach doctor would be. Yeah, I don't know. You can't go and knock on the door and be like, I'm here. Go to whatever the general is, your family doctor, general practice. and say, I'm having this problem.

And if they can't figure it out, or if they feel like they need specialists, they'll send you to somebody. Okay. But even see this article said that the doctors were telling him, like, oh, man, it's just gas, man. Be sure to bring up the articles to the doctor and how you look to the only internet. Hey, hey, what's up? You may have colic. That babies have colic. Yep.

Bad gas. Yeah, but it doesn't go anywhere for a month. Like gas, usually you feel it move and then you let it out. I hear you. Just go get it looked out for your peace of mind. Okay. I'm going to give you lease case. Is it a sharp?

No, no, no, don't talk about to it. It's not a sharp pain. It's not a stabbing pain. How is your your humpy leg? My humpy leg, I mean. Remember because you got that big hump on the side of it? I would like to say thank you to our listeners for being so kind because all the comments were like, did you skip leg day, this, this, this, there was nothing about, hey,

you might want to go see a doctor. Oh, you mean they may find your leg side. Yeah, no one was concerned about my health. It's still there a little bit. You can still feel the bump. Like, uh. You need to go get checked. You're doing the opposite of Eddie, where you're like, there's nothing, but it's been there for how long?

Probably about a month, three and a half weeks. It's like a knot. Oh, it's huge. Yeah. Yeah. So you can still feel it in my leg. Maybe you guys get like a bogo going together. We could.

Yeah. We get one appointment. You know what I started doing too is like when I take my kids to the doctor. They're like, all right, is there anything else I can help you guys with? I think that's when I come in and be like, Doc, my stomach's been here. No, I think you just should go to the doctor. No, but I do that. It's like, I make an appointment for one of them and I bring all the kids.

And then I'm like, well, this one, and they're like, we're not really supposed to do this because, but they do it anyway. And look at it anyway. But we believe that you do that too. That's on brand. It's completely on brand. Yeah, but it's smart. But you should get that checked out too. I know.

You guys have the luxury of having insurance. A lot of people don't. And they would love to go to the doctor. Yeah. A big part of, you know, the socioeconomic differences in folks and the struggles I go through is the fact they can't afford to go to the doctor and can't afford medicine. Yeah, but I don't have a doctor. I just go to the. That's fine.

I don't know. I go to the emergency clinic. You can go to that too. They go to the minute clinic, whatever the case is. You can afford to go to the doctor, so you should. Okay. A lot of people can't, and they wish they had the luxury that you have. Do you have a doctor?

I don't. I mean, I go to the same place. It's not my doctor, though. It's whoever's available. Yeah, see, that's weird. I used to have a doctor when I was a kid. I have a doctor, but I know them. Like, I know them.

Like, they're frenzy. Yeah. That's weird. No, that's cool. No, I got to text them. I'm just be like, what up? Look at this. Have they seen your wiener?

Have they seen your butt? No, but they've seen my butt. That's really weird, dude. You can't put the finger on my butt. You can't be friends with that guy anymore. Especially friends with that guy now. More girl. This is a guy, though.

It's a guy. We've never been closer, being honest. Let's do the news. Bobby's Big. Stories. That's freak me out over there. Experts say that everybody needs more alone time. Amen.

I need all by myself. He just died. Eric Cartman just died. I was thinking Celine Dionne, though. Okay. But he was the original. He was the original. Choosing to relax with a book,

take a walk or enjoy any kind of solo time boosts your overall well-being. It's important to get one to two hours a day of possible. Yeah, it's not possible. One to two hours a day. Of alone time? Yeah. For me, I mean... That's not possible.

It's not possible. I mean, maybe my drive, you commute to work like 30 minutes to and from. Maybe that's an hour, but... That may even mean getting up earlier than everyone. I guess I'm alone when I work before. everybody wakes up. Yeah. But even then.

But then as soon as we get there, you're not alone anymore, dude. Anyway, take this story. And copy the link, send it to whomever's always wanting to be around. That's from the scientific report, a journal. Relationship experts say to let the women in your life tell you jokes. Oh, you're good with that. Oh, my wife's funnier than I am. Yeah.

She doesn't even tell jokes. She's just hilariously cutting. Dude, she's so funny. Every time we hang out, because we hung out a little bit yesterday at the game. And, like, I come home, I tell my wife all the jokes. She's so, just what she said. And my wife just starts laughing. She's like, oh, I miss her.

And she doesn't tell jokes, because I wish she would. I'd steal them. She's not like a guy walks into a bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get this, right? There's a horse and a priest. But if you let the women in your life tell jokes, and I'm assuming they just mean let them be free to be funny, it will improve your relationship.

Marriage Council will say that men are so preoccupied with the idea they need to be the funny one, that it stifles their significant others' attempts at humor. Yeah, not an art. But was that you for a little bit though? That was kind of you, right? I felt like that's how I got her. I was like, I'm the funny one.

And then she was like, no, you're not. Watch this. Sometimes it can lead to an awkward dynamic when the woman feels underappreciated. If you show sincere appreciation for her humor, she'll warm up to you as a result. That's from askmen.com. Caitlin's mom, hilarious.

She's funny. But not in like warm, hilarious. Like, you got to get ready, and you got to go in. because you're about to get made fun of and it's going to be so funny if it's somebody else that's getting it but when it's you you're like oh

that's funny but yeah it's that's a hilarious dynamic in their family like I know when I get in the car you're about to get roasted I'm alone I'm alone and I'm fighting everybody but yeah she's quite funny my new wife

from the Daily Mail the story says never I thought you were talking about you no no I know that's why I stopped and said the Daily Mail I also realized that error my new wife never told me she was in $160,000 in debt. Now we're married and she wants me to clear it for her. Stop. But I think that's common in that debt goes into a marriage.

Not telling sucks. Yes. Now, Lunchbox, when you got married, was there any death that either one of you brought into the marriage? No. At all. You went in free and clear. Ah, that I can think of.

I mean, car, house. Besides that, that I can think of no. Sure. And then Eddie. Yeah, my wife had debt. A lot of debt because, like, she had opened a bunch of credit cards and had this debt. And so I told her dad before we got married. Before I proposed, I'm like, hey, before we get married, I got to, like, we got to clear that debt.

I really don't want to start our marriage off in debt. And he goes, you know what? That's actually really smart. I'm glad you thought of that. Like, lunchbox, this is the one thing lunchbox looks up to you for. Yeah. Every time I see a story, Eddie, I'm like, that is the greatest thing Eddie has ever done. on this planet. It sat down

father-in-law and said, look, Bill, this how it's going to be. Pay up. Well, that's mine. That's mine, too. He nailed it. That's both of ours? Yeah. Do you know, though? I've never said that we still have the joke. It's a joke to me. I like to do bits, right? Even if nobody else thinks it's a bit. Like, I'll play

Frizo with the dog. I'll grow my hair out. A long time ago, when my wife and I were dating, and then, right when we got engaged, I was like, I don't know what to call you. talking to him, my father-in-law. What are you? And he gave me like four options. And I was like, I don't know, that feels weird. What were the four options? I don't remember. And I've never said his name. Yeah. It's at this point. And I'll say this. I love him. But it's now a bit. I have never once

said his name to him. I don't say, I don't even address him as any. I'm just like, hey, uh-huh. Sometimes I'll be like, pooh. Just to get his attention? Make him look up. Her mom, no problem. Say it all the time. Yeah, sure. And I could say his name. It's very easy to say his name. You just said his name. Bill. Yeah. I don't say that. I don't say that word. Somebody's like, what do you have? And I'm like, I have a dollar, a dollar rectangle. I won't even say dollar. Okay, hold on, but what is your brother-in-law call him? Because he's in the same position as you. A lot of things. I think DJ called him like dad, dad for a while. And I think that, and he still might, I think that hit a little funny because it's

hilarious. It is funny. And then now he calls him his name. Or they have a kid. So now they call him like poopie or whatever. That's the best case scenario. When you have a kid, you can start calling him Grandpa. I'm never going to address him by name. I'm going to die. I'm being my deathbed. And he's going to outlive me because he's super in shape.

And he's going to be like, okay, now will you say it? I'm going to go. No. Not today. That's a bit. That's like a four-year bit we're in the middle of over there. All right. So yeah, this story was, I got married yesterday.

And last night my wife drops the bomb on me that she's $160,000 in debt. See, that sucks on her though for not telling him. That probably wouldn't have been a deal breaker if they're going to get married. He loves her. They'll figure it out. But that sucks to tell him a day after the wedding. I mean, that's already a red flag and you just married her. What you do is you wait like nine months and then you go, if you're hurt.

No, follow me here. If you're her, you're like, oh my God, I didn't know this. I'm 160,000. Oh, no. No, you're missing the point. It's still dishonest. Yeah, yeah, but you want to be dishonest where he's not as mad. minor practical solutions

yours are like real healthy solutions but also you did go to your father-in-law like pay it or I'm out yeah would you have been out if he didn't pay it no I was kind of like my last shot

let me just see what happens are you sure no I think so but I'm telling you dude the way he responded was so cool he was like actually I respect that and I was like thank God a lot of father-in-law doesn't

giving you that respect an alligator bites off a fisherman's hand on a golf course a Florida fisherman experienced a horrifying encounter at a golf course pond. A massive alligator attacked him, tearing off his hand as bystanders watched in shock. Witness Ron Priest recounted the harrowing moment saying, while the guy was on the ground, the gator got the guy's hand and then the two rolled.

Boy, that gator roll when it grabs you and boo, boo, boo. That's like the gator trying to knock you out so you're fully done and it can just drag you back in the water. He's trying to rip whatever he's got in his mouth off of you. The nine-foot reptile then retreated into the water, leaving the angler badly injured. Nine-footer? They called 911. I mean, that's a reason to call now in one lunch, right? 100%.

Yeah. Emergency responders swiftly airlifted the injured fishermen to the hospital in Orlando. They trapped and removed the aggressive alligator from the pond. Hopefully they just put it back in the water because the alligator were just doing what alligators do, live in life. No, they don't. They put them somewhere else. No.

They take them to the farm? They release them to farm with the long of all the other alligators, a lot of open field? No, the Everglades. It's like the swamp. Oh, that's okay. Yeah, they take them out of the golf course. No, no, no, no. I mean, I don't know if you kill a man, then.

they probably do, I would think. Because sometimes if it's aggressive, if it's aggressive like a bearer, sometimes I'll put them down. Yeah, I know. Hopefully they take them to alligator land and let them run free. That's from Fox 35 Orlando. You only need to walk this many steps per week to add three years to your life. 10,000. 5,000 steps three times per week.

Hey, you're doing too much work, buddy? Take a load off. You're getting too healthy. It's estimated by the World Health Organization that 27.5% of adults and 81% of adolescents are physically inactive. anytime I did the steps thing, which has been very few. But I get obsessed with everything that I do. If I commit to it, I get obsessed. There's never a light commitment.

I'm committed and then it gets borderline where it's all I can think about. When I would do the steps thing, I would count my steps and I would watch. Did I do seven there? It cheated me. I mean, I would watch and count as it went. And then I would constantly look at it, see if I had 10,000. And I would try, and then I would test it. Let me go to 30 and since this thing's still accurate.

Yeah. It would drive me crazy. You know who's not mall walking anymore? Morgan? Morgan. Why aren't you mall walking anymore? Well, I got vertigo, so I couldn't do it. And then, you know, now I just have to pick it back up again. But vertigo really knocked me down for a while.

Literally. Yeah, yeah, for real. So is it something you want to get back into? Do you miss your me-maws and pop-a-haws there at the mall? Yeah, I do. I want to start walking again. And I have been walking outside more, too. That's helped because it's getting nicer out.

I was doing the mall walks, so it was so cold outside. There's a guy. I don't know if you've seen this story. It's a national news story, but it did happen at Luke Bryan's Nashville bar. Oh, man. The guy's 22 years old. He's still reported missing after being kicked out of the bar.

I know, Eddie, this is a story that you've been obsessed with. I can't stop thinking about it. What do you know as of now? Well, as of now, they've got, I mean, I'm talking about like five or six different angles of surveillance, and then businesses are coming out with more surveillance of just kind of tracking where he went. Now they know where he went, the area that he went when he was, man, he was really, really drunk. So, lunchbox, what do you do?

know about this? Why did he get kicked out of the bar? He was intoxicated, I guess, probably stumbling around and they said, hey, had enough to drink, you're out of here, and then you see him on the videos like walking down the street, bumping up against walls, looks like he fell down at one point. Looks like he's on his phone at one point. And then he gets to where the bridge is by the river. Yeah. And you can see the river. Yeah, that sucks. A hundred yards away. And I'm like, Oh, boy. But I'm assuming they've checked the river there. They've checked the river in that area, so they've called off the search in that area.

But at that point, like, the river just kind of flows. It flows. Yeah, I think, what I think is that he maybe dropped his phone or he just fell into the river and the current took him and eventually he'll be found way downstream. We don't know. Approximately at 9.45, he was asked to leave the bar. It wasn't even like one in the morning. Yeah, it was early.

Like, it was early and he was already gone. They got separated. The boys called him and he said, I'm walking back to my hotel. They thought nothing about it. And when his fraternity brothers returned to the Tempo hotel less than a mile away, they found his room key but no signs of him. Did he just forget the room key?

But you could have just left the room key there. They showed a security video on March 13th, showing him crossing. Yeah, and the Today Show had it's now become a national story. I saw Luke even talk about it. But it's definitely not Luke's fault. And these artists don't even really own, own the bars. They're like leased their name to the bruce for the most part.

And it just sucks that everything's attached to Luke. I know. Every time they talk about it, they were leaving Luke's bar. Right. Yeah. So, yeah, there's that. I tell you, I'm coming quite the dog day yesterday. Stanley, let me end the news, because this is not news.

I don't just want to tell you the story outside of the news. All right, news. Bobby's big. Stories. So in the morning, I wake up and I take Stanley out and Eller, but this is basically a Stanley story, and he's fine. So I wake up 3.30, 4 a.m. Whatever the time is. I open the doors.

They go out into the yard, use the bathroom, come back in. And they always come back in because they know there's food directly following. That's the system we have, or they'll just stay out. It's hard to get them back in

and it's dark outside. So the food's always there. They know out, peep-boop, back in. And also, I've been working on Stanley with Stanley because I've had them longer than Eller and I'll go, I told you guys a song I sing, right?

I don't remember. Peep, pee, pee, pee, peep, P, pee, pee, or poop, poop, poop, poop, poop. And also, you know, da da da da da, da, da, pee. I honestly think they know that's the bathroom song. Because any time they go out, I sing that out loud to them. And if I do it enough times and they associate it using the bathroom, I think they know that's the bathroom. That's awesome.

Not 100% certain, but I do think that's the case. And so Stanley goes out, comes back in, it's fine. I go, I do the show, I come back home, and Stanley's got a crazy limp. I mean a hard limp on his front right leg and he stays injured because he's a bulldog and they're just bred very weekly. Eller, by the way, a million bucks. She'll run through a plate of glass, then eat the whole plate of glass and be having a great day.

And so Josie, Dr. Josie, my vet, but he's also a really good friend of ours. I called her yesterday and said, Hey, Stanley's limping like crazy. And I also don't want to be the person who calls me for concert tickets. I don't want to call her all the time and be like, can you fix my dog? Right. Like, just like a friendly phone call.

But we're that close. Well, I'll be like, what? And she loves Stanley because she, is at the house a lot? She knows him. And so she's like, I need you to go down to where it is. And I need you just like squeeze hard on his arm in every place. Because dogs have not four legs, two legs and two arms. Follow me here. Four-legged pets. I hear you, but actually not true because they only have ACLs and MCLs and their back two legs.

No, I get it, but they don't stand up. Like, if they walked, if that was an option for them to walk on their two legs, then for sure you say they have two legs. I hear you. However, you wear bracelets on your arms and that's where Stanley wears with bracelets.

On his arms, you got it. So I'm down and I'm like, and it sucks. And I'm squeezing his shoulder, squeezing his elbow arm. Not his knee. Not his knee.

Hand, palm. Nothing. But then he's limping again. And so I sent her a message like midnight last night. And I was like, I don't know what to do. Honestly, like somebody's dying.

I don't know what to do, Doc. I need help. He's limping. And I look over to Elor and she's like, give me some attention. And if you've listened to the show, you know, Elder's been, we found Ella, adopted Ella, and she was very aggressive when we first got her because she was a street dog. And now she is awesome because we just gave her consistency.

Like, she wasn't awesome always because all she wanted to do was bite and fight because that's what she had to do to survive. But we just were consistent with her in discipline and love and rules. And she is the most loving dog ever. and that, I think I needed that even in my marriage. I didn't have a lot of consistency growing up as a kid. And for me, I used to be very aggressive. Not in fight ways.

You're like a dog. Not in physical ways, but trigger me. I used to just jump on people on the air. Let's fight. Let's go. I feel like seeing that with Eller has been really good for me. There's this movie coming out, Arthur the King, which is all about a dog, and Mark Wahlberg. it's actually in theaters tomorrow

and it's a true story and it's about this dog that just like followed them and then ends up being their buddy and help just a crazy true amazing story and so I was just thinking about well I'm dealing with the Stanley thing right now

and Dr. Josie if you're listening come by the house I need you but just how Ella's been and the growth that she's had and she's just she's almost now so needy for love and just not aggressive

and it's super cool I mean if anybody else is a dog and kind of went through this. If there's a story that is familiar, you can always hit us up and let us know. You know, we have some stuff that we can probably give you to. But, you know, it's a cool movie. What's it called, Arthur the King?

Arthur. It's not about King Arthur. No, I thought for a second, it might be. But you know what? It's been a while since we've had a good dog movie. So that's cool. I love dog movies. Arthur the King.

It's in theaters tomorrow. What was the book? Probably dog movies for the most part is they die at the end. for the most part, yeah. Did Beethoven die? I don't know. I don't remember. But Beethoven wasn't real.

What's the one? What's the one? I read the book and I cried on an airplane next to somebody. I thought it was so weird. Old Yeller? No, I don't read. I mean, I watched that movie. I was like, like, mine's three.

Marley and me. Oh, my God. I'm crying now. Oh, don't spoil it. What happened? Who knows, man? Dog lives forever. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him.

Hi, Dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen. And she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is a badass convict. Right. Just finished five years. I'm going to have cookies and milk at them all.

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Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I think when I say this certain thing, that it's lame or it's vague or it's easy. It's not sensational. But I think consistency is the absolute hardest thing to achieve. If it's at work, if it's with people. I was a minute ago mentioning Elle or our dog that we adopted, who when we got her, she's puppy. She's by herself, street dog, aggressive as crap. And we were just very consistent with her.

and she's so loving now. I feel like my wife has been that first version of that for me because I never really had consistency in much as a kid growing up, moving around, living with different folks. Just never was their safety, and that's okay because I have it now and it's awesome, but I had to adjust.

And it wasn't met in the warmest way at times and not because I was like against it. I just didn't understand it. consistency just showing up that is a very difficult thing to do but that's why it's worth so much and yeah if i go consistency's like priorities and consistencies to big parts of my life that i try to be really good at and so they're like no that's lame that's vague i don't feel like it is and richard and wisconsin is on the phone right now hey richard i was talking about ellor that we adopted what is your story so my sister went to get a puppy um from this

these people and they had her puppy's mom and she's name is lady she's my dog now and she sent me up my sister um sent me a picture of this dog and she looked so sad and so beautiful but so just pitiful and she had she was chaining the girl and i said that is unacceptable bring her to me I will pay whatever it takes I will cover your gas bring her to me and she when she first got to me

she was very standoffish and I just gave her love I mean I just gave her whatever she needed I was always there for her when she needed attention but I didn't force it on her and eventually she started coming over and getting closer to me

and now she won't leave my side I mean I only did like you said consistency And I'm assuming At the beginning stages of whatever bond you guys had It wasn't like Oh he's there Let me come over immediately and just be loving

No no there's tests I would test I would listen Unfairly to my wife I'd be like let me test her let me see if Let me see if I do this if she'll leave Not because of anything she had done But even with the dogs I'm assuming this pit bull

Was like I'll give you just a little bit Let's see what happens then right Yeah so like she'd get closer and closer and eventually she climbed up on the couch next to me and when she did, I mean, she won't leave my side now. Yeah. It's what we need as people. It's what we need as, I say we, I do feel like I'm an animal sometimes.

You're a dog. By the way, let me give Richard something here. Richard, don't hang up. I have a $250 cash gift card for you. So it's a gift card, but it's not cash. We can spend it wherever you want. Yeah, he can spend it with you. I appreciate you that story and that vulnerability.

So we're going to give you this $250 gift card. Thanks to Arthur the King in theaters tomorrow, which made me think about the dog story. But, dude, also, aside from whatever we're doing here, like, for you to see a picture of it and go bring it and I'll just put the work in, like, that says a lot about your character, man. It's super cool to talk to you. I needed somebody to do that for me. Yeah. And somebody gave me that chance, and I feel like I'm just paying it back. Well, I really appreciate that.

And what's the dog's name? Her name is Lady May. Was Lady May already named? you name her Lady May? Um, so she was named Lady. Yeah. And I just kind of said, you know what? I'm going to add something to it. I'm going to make it more personal.

Uh, when you got it, because I got the dog before, Stanley, his name was Dusty. Had him for 13 years. I loved him. I dedicated my my second book to him. And, but he was a small pit bull. But he came from a puppy mill. That's how I even knew it existed. The news had a story. They just raided this puppy mill. There are all these puppies. And I was like, I have no idea why I was drawn at that day at that time to grab that dog. Don't know. But it was like my best, best, best friend closest.

Was it a puppy mill situation or was it just chained somewhere because somebody was neglecting the dog? Well, she was two and a half when I got her and she had four liters of puppies. She was very much a puppy mill. Yeah, that sucks. Well, thank you, Richard, for calling. Don't hang up. I want to get you this. Maybe you can buy some dog toys or something.

Way to go, Richard. Or buy like one dog toy. and then lie to lady man be like, I spent all my card on this and you go get you some crap too. You won't know the difference. That's right. But Eddie, you're an adoptive father. Yeah. I assume this situation is similar-ish with what you go through.

Oh, yeah. Consistency is so key. I mean, you know, for all of us, right? I mean, for everything, like you said, every single one of us, it's just we want to know what's for dinner. We want to know if we're going to eat today. We want to know if we're going to go to school today. Do we have the weekend? Is it we going to go on?

If it's summertime, we're going to go on a trip. Like that consistency and dude, it took, when we adopted our son, it took forever. Because he never had it. Never had consistency. And so he would ask, you know, like, are we going to eat dinner today? And it'd be like, bud, it's been two years. We eat dinner every day at this time. And he's just like, right.

There were probably so many times he did not get dinner. Yeah. So therefore, he's like, are we? Yeah, man. Stuff you don't think about. The one dude I really struggled with was the testing. Because, you know, for me, I don't understand why anyone would want to test. over and over, you know, just like, why are you trying to make me so mad at you?

It's, I mean, now you know. Now I understand. But at the time, I'm like, it makes no sense to someone that doesn't have that kind of trauma. But man, now it makes perfect sense. We, or whomever, I shouldn't say we, uh, the person who's dealing with it or the, the dog, they want to see if they can believe in that consistency. And if we put you in a situation that's a little harder than normal. And if you'll still be there, we then will believe a little more. Yeah. Otherwise, maybe you're just doing it when it's easy. Right. Because we always had stuff when it was easy. Like if there was some money this week,

we had a meal. We had three mills. It was cool. We had shoes. But when it was tough, that's when we'd be like, oh, we don't have it again. So we're going to make it a little tougher. To create that toughness. Just to see if it's still going to be there. Man, I appreciate that call. Richard. Eddie, I appreciate that story. Thank you, man. Yeah, let's take a break. We'll come back. Thank you guys for listening. Bobby Bone Show. Hold on one second. I have the top 10 dream jobs worldwide. We're not really going to play a game. We'll just see.

What would be your dream job? Remove this from it? Because obviously, this is your dream job. Yeah, yeah. With all your friends, all hanging out, buddy, buddy. It's my dream. Yeah. What is your dream, dream job?

Lunchbox, go. What's number one? Pro athlete. Okay. I mean, yeah, that's a good dream job. I think for that job, though, and on this list, it's things you can actually achieve. Oh.

be tough to be a pro athlete if you aren't genetic unless you want to be a bowler. I think anybody can be a bowler. Yeah, he could be a golfer. No. No. Even then. None of us could. Pro golfer?

I don't think so. No chance. Even then genetically. We worked every day, dude. I don't know, man. Okay, so athlete fair, because I didn't give the right parameters. Eddie. Fisherman.

Okay. I want to be like a fishing guy. Charter guy. Okay, good one. Lunchbox, another one? Gambler. That you could do. Pro gambler.

Hey, not for long. But that you could do. Eddie? Astronaut. That's intriguing to go to space. Absolutely. You would do this Bezos? You get on the flight.

Go where no man has gone before? Well, the men have gone there, or at least lied about it. Well, that's true. Oh, here we go, conspiracy. Mine would probably be like a coach. Man, that's stressful. Yeah. I don't mind stress.

It's not stress that I like. but I love to compete and it can't compete and that's just trauma I'm speaking hello trauma here need to prove I'm as good I need to prove I'm worthy I think a coach would be cool

the top 10 dream jobs worldwide number 10 an entrepreneur now that is very again that's a very vague term but it's you want to start your own thing from scratch build a business and go number nine a firefighter

wow I admire firefighters because I think physically I could do it. However, I don't have the heart to do it. No, when everyone's running out. Oh, yeah. Everybody else would be going in.

It'd be like the one person in high school once we got into a big fight against another team. And is a rival team. Football? Baseball. And so somebody hit somebody, both dugouts cleared. And they're just, it's everybody throwing. I didn't leave the bench. You're like, yeah, let them handle that.

Yeah, and I was like, I'm not getting beat up. And I was rooting for my team. Don't get me wrong. about I'm not brave like that. No chance. So a firefighter, I admire firefighters and police officers and people that put themselves at risk for others

because I am such a coward. But good for you guys. I do think physically I can do it just because you're wondering if it's so many. Run up those ladder. You can do that. Number eight, lawyer. Number seven, teacher. Dream job? No, that's not a dream job. I don't know about that. I think a teacher would be cool. In our culture, we don't

don't give teachers the respect and we don't pay them like they should. And what I mean is, yeah, they're bad teachers. But sometimes teachers are bad because we don't pay much and they can get that job. Imagine if we lifted and we paid teachers more, you'd have higher achieving folks wanting to be teachers. Right. Like if we treated them better, because there's some great teachers just aren't getting paid where they're supposed to get. And the real story, the investment would go into our children. Like good teachers equals like, you know, smarter kids. And I hear you, but most people want to hear about what's going to happen 20 years from now. Honestly.

Like, that's not how. When you have kids, you do. No, no, no. Because, like, that's all I live for. Even then people are worried what's going to happen in a week when they get paid and how they can survive. Right? And it's fun. It's like, fairy tale land to be like, I root for things to be great in 20 years.

And it is. You do worry about that, but you don't worry about that. What you're worried about is what's happening in a week and in two weeks. And if you can pay your car payment. And so, yes, that is of concern. But it's not so much of a worry, but how to think. fix that short term is, okay, it's like a nonprofit that pays their CEO a bunch of money. They should if they're worth it.

Because you could pay somebody nothing. Somebody could be a CEO of a nonprofit for free. And the nonprofit can make $50,000. And you're like, look at this. He's working for free, $50,000. Or you could hire someone from the private sector who crushes. Yeah. And goes, I'm going to pay you $1 million.

You're like, but it's a nonprofit. But this person comes in and makes $50 million. So now you're looking at a difference of $49 million because you paid somebody $1 million versus paying somebody nothing and they make $50,000. Same thing with teachers. Man, you didn't even run for office, dude. With that mentality. Well, I don't. Yeah.

I'm going to just give you one other nugget because I'm not going to talk about it a whole lot. I got approached again to write a different book. Yes, two days ago. And they were like, hey, we really want you to write another book, like an adult book, not a porn book, an adult book. Because I wrote a kid's book. I wrote a kid's book. Okay. And I said, I don't have the capacity right now.

I'm doing a few podcasts. I got a new TV show. I'm about to start shooting. I'm doing too much access. And they said, well, you're already kind of da da, da, da. And your story of when you almost ran for office is wild. Would you tell it? It's just so toxic.

Yeah. That environment. And what happened to me while I was thinking of running for office, what somebody did that was already in the process that was a political, what they did to me was so. dirty dog and hilarious that's the only reason I'm considered writing it out of spite. Because of that.

Doctor at six. Yeah, it'd be cool. A lot of pressure. You would talk about pressure being a coach. A doctor? Like one slide, I guess it's a surgeon, but. Yeah, I'm talking about the doctor that can play golf and like, oh, yeah, I got an appointment in like five hours.

I'll be there. Don't worry about me. Yeah, I'd want to do brain stuff if I was going to be a doctor. Make a difference. Yeah. Yeah. Like oncology, like try to help folks with cancer. An influencer, for sure.

Well, yeah, easy money. Not as easy as you think, however. Okay. But easy once you're there, hard to get there. But once you're there, what do you do? Just do some videos, post some stuff. But it's really hard to get there. Yeah.

It would be like people going, look at you and Eddie in lunchbox. You in the studio, just decking around. We're like, we're not. I mean, it took a long time to get here. psychologist. That'd be funny everybody's problems. Oh, you think? Yeah, I'd be like priests. I like to be a priest. The only part I like to be is when I sit in that room and be like,

what would you like to confess to? That's the only part I'd like about that. You just daydream? No, I want to hear the confessions. Oh, I'd be like, okay. Oh. I'd be like, dang, I am not that messed up. Number three, a model. And I do feel like that's a bit of genetic. Yeah.

Like you can change. But to be a model, you got, if you're a dude, you got to have a certain frame. Sure, you can work out, but they're not going to take me and make me a model. That's just not going to. Probably not. Unless I'm modeling glasses or something. Hand models. Sure.

Traditional model, I'm not going to get any work. Number two, a flight attendant. You could do that. I think people like the idea of traveling around. Man, but you know what I was thinking like, wow, that's cool. They get to go to Hawaii, but then they could come right back. Yeah. And then they have to go somewhere else right after that.

It would be like if I'm touring doing stand-up or Eddie and I are touring doing raging idiots. People are like, you go everywhere. And I'm like, we go, no, we go into the backdoor of a theater. And we might have an hour. Yep. So every city we've ever been to, we don't really get to explore them. But flight attendant, you do get, like, fly for free. That'd be cool.

Like, when you're not working. Then you deal with people, too, in the year. And you're dehydrated probably. Oh, yeah. And you're duct-tapping people every third flight. Right, zip time. Yeah. And then number one, pilot.

Would you want to, I don't like to fly, generally. I don't want to understand even why I can fly. And I've said before. I feel like the pilots, every time they lift up, they look at each other and like, we did it again. Can you believe this crap? This piece of metal is in the air. It's amazing, man.

It's amazing. It doesn't make sense. But the number one dream job worldwide is a pilot. I thought about saying a pilot, but no, I just don't. Yeah, I'm like you, man. I don't want to be in control of that plane. Like, I stress out. If I hit four pars in a row in a golf course,

I start stressing out. I'm like, oh, man, I got a good round going. I'm surprised it didn't come to you where you're like, being a dad of four. That's already my job. I get stressed out. No, it's not stressful. It's like, dude, you just live day to day.

Day to day, just get through it. One day at a time. So it's not stressful because it is your baseline normal. That's what it is. And occasionally it gets extra stressful. Yeah. But put me on a plane and like, all right, you got to land this thing. I be like, do I remember how to do this?

If in the movies where they're like, the pilot, he died. We need someone to take over. I'd act like I was asleep. Not me. I put my headphones in so I like couldn't hear anybody. Those are your top 10 dream jobs from Job Seeker. I might have said that. I just want to make sure I credit that.

I'm glad everybody's here. Let me say this. Tomorrow on the show, Miranda Lambert in studio. We're very excited about that. Monday on the show, Hardy in studio. Very excited about that. We've had no Amy today. We were not excited about that.

Nope. Amy was not feeling good. She should be back tomorrow. Although my instruction to you guys always is, if you don't feel good, you don't have to come in. Do not feel the pressure to come in because we're fine for a couple of days, few days without you. We need you to get better. But I know Amy, she doesn't drag yourself

in. Hey, classic game. Hey, vomit all over the floor and be like, I'm ready. I'm ready, coach. Lobby, bone show. Don't worry up the day. This story comes first from Indianapolis, Indiana. A man and his friends decided to go

play a little top golf. It's where you swing a golf club, hit some golf balls, knees up, puts the ball down. I'm going to drive this one over the net. Goes back, swings. The gun in his waistband goes off. Oh, man. And the shells laying there, and he's like,

oh, looks around, picks it up, puts in his pocket, do, do. And he tries to act like nothing happened, plays golf a couple more times, and goes, guys, we got to get out of here. And they flee. The only problem is he had an ankle monitor on, so they knew exactly who's gun it was. Oh, gosh.

Can you go and play top golf when you're on pro? I guess it would be. He was supposed to be on home confinement. That's the problem. It depends on what kind of brace. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.

Mega millions and powerball jackpots, they're going up. It's over a billion dollars for the two combined. I guess the next mega million to 792 million. Oh, man. And so Lunchbox has two weeks to go of kindness. I'm not saying he's going to win the mega millions, the big one, but I think he, if he believes in whatever he calls the lottery gods, my point is, if that's true, I don't think it is,

but I've been wrong about a lot of things. If there are lottery gods, which he swears by. Yep. You got to pray to them. I think, see, I don't. Do you pray to them? I don't pray to the lottery gods. You pray to every type of God.

Every type? What about one God that then controls all the things? Yeah, yeah. He controlled, I, he... Oh, they work for him? He assigned the lottery gods to the lottery division. So it's like a division. Yes.

So they have their own cubicles. Yes. Got it. So if he can be kind for two weeks, that'll shift it. That'll shift. And also, for his birthday, we're going to be kind to him and send him on a Lamborghini drive. Yeah, that's nice.

If he's kind. If he's kind for two weeks and doesn't slip up. So you can buy your tickets. Lunchbox, but I don't think you're going to win this time. Just letting you know, I wouldn't waste your money. Dude. You haven't been kind for two weeks yet. But the cash option, $381 million.

Well, the cash option, if it were $5 million, I would be like, oh my God, too. That's like if you win it, you just get it all in the lump. Yes. Oh, that's nice. You walk in that office and there's $381 million. That's not true. Is it in a bag? No, that's not true.

It doesn't have a money. sign on the bag. You don't walk out like Monopoly man. You carry your car. No, none of that's true. I would imagine they just wire it to your account. Man, my account can't hold that. My bank would be like, what's happening? You'd think your digital account even doesn't have space for it?

Not enough zeros. Yeah, so good luck. Lunchbox. Oh, man. I just wouldn't play this time. You're going to waste your money. No, I'm not wasting my money. I'm going to win. But that is true. The bank gets a transfer for that and they're like, wait a minute, what? There's probably a call though before it happens. I don't think they

blindly transferred over to the bank. Oh, they don't? Where the bank's just like, all right, there's that transfer 80 bucks? There's that transfer $300. Whoa, $7.00. I don't, there's probably a heads up. You're about to get a wire transfer for $300 million. This is the lottery office. Oh, my goodness. Oh, yeah. Or maybe they give you a cashier's check. Don't think that's the case, because

that could go to anybody. Yeah, that's a terrible. That's a terrible idea. Oh, we got a big show tomorrow. On tomorrow show, Miranda Lamberton studio, and don't forget on Monday, Hardy is in studio. Oh, cool. So we got a couple big days. Thank you guys. Have a great rest of the day. Bye. On paper, the three hosts of the Nick Dick and Pole show are geniuses.

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