The Bobby Bones Show - Thurs Full Show: Eddie’s Shoes Mystery Solved! + Does Lunchbox Have Amusia?
Episode Date: April 18, 2024The mystery of Eddie's missing shoes has been solved, find out who had them! Plus, Bobby thinks Lunchbox might have "amusia" because he has trouble recognizing music, so we test him and more!See omnys...tudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Morning!
Let's go check in with everybody in the room.
Producer Reddy's at first.
He brings hard-boiled eggs to work that can sometimes smell, and he was caught red-handed
recently, just dropping the shells.
Producer Reddy!
Guys, I messed up.
I messed up big time.
So, like, the other day, I was in charge of taking...
my kids basketball team like four kids from one gym to the other and it was like a 20 minute
drive and one of the kids in the backs and starts talking about like yeah you guys know oj like a dude
and they're like who's oj and so i just kind of jumped in the conversation i'm like yeah man oj bad dude
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I appreciate your honesty.
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jogging pants to work every day.
And here on this show, games are his favorite
thing to play. It's lunchbox.
Bobby, I saved you
$600 and I dodged a bullet.
I mean, I wanted to go drive this
Lambo. You guys said I could do it.
If I was kind, you would pay for it.
We did connect four. And then you guys
was like, I'll send you on this Friday, but my schedule
was booked. I got someone on
Instagram named Ricky Leggett.
And he said, lunch, I did
the drive a Lambo thing. I drove a McLaren
because that's what I won.
And I was so excited.
I went and they only let you get it up to 50 miles an hour.
Oh.
Because they set up the course to once you get to 50 miles an hour, you're where you had to turn.
That's so dumb.
And he said, so I didn't get to drive it fast.
So you're lucky you didn't go and you saved all that money.
I don't know if he did the same experience as we did.
But he said his wife got it for him and he could only go 50 miles an hour.
Let me think back about this now.
Did we think you just got to gun it and drive?
I mean, this is just being stupid.
Oh, yeah.
I thought for sure.
You're driving a multi-hundred thousands of dollar car, and we think for 60 bucks, they're going to let you go wide open.
That's probably dumb on our part.
Well, they say it's at a racetrack, so it makes you think you're about to go on the racetrack and zoom it.
Yeah, I hear you.
I just think that we're probably stupid.
I think you got to drive a car that's $300,000 as fast you possibly could for $60.
So I get it.
That is disappointing.
We were kind of disappointing because there's no way that we'd let you drive at $100.
I thought they would. Me too until now I think about it. I'm like, I was stupid for thinking that.
And at least 75.
But they put that car out there and they show you that picture. It looks like you're about to go.
Yeah, because the car looks cool.
Because the car looks so cool you would imagine you are zooming and they say racetrack.
But would you want to still do it for if you're driving 60 miles an hour?
I mean, it's still be kind of cool to be in one. Just sit in one.
On a racetrack now.
Yeah, but also they're around town.
Around town so people see me driving.
But obviously they're not going to let you do 100.
I think about it.
You don't own the car.
But okay, that's good to know.
I mean, you didn't really do me a favor.
That's him just letting you know.
But I appreciate that.
Amy is not afraid to get vulnerable for our listeners.
And if you're looking for a good parenting tip on Instagram,
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Here it is.
Amy, everybody.
So I saw a homeless guy with a sign.
It says $5 and I'll feed your X to the Gators.
And I was like, well, that's weird.
Tell me more.
Is he selling a hit?
What's the trick?
I think it's just a joke.
He's trying to be funny, which I can appreciate the humor.
So I only had a dollar.
So I gave him the one.
Oh, my God.
And then I said, you don't have to do anything.
Or did she really wink, wink and go, please feed my ex-husband to the gator.
No.
Or she's like, if there's a 1% chance, I'm just going to give him the money.
No, I have a good relationship with my ex.
I don't need him to be fed to gators.
Sure did stumble through that.
Amy, could that be like taking the wrong way if somebody saw you pain the guy?
Yeah.
Somebody was tailing her.
Yeah, sure.
Hiring a hitman.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so you just liked the joke.
It's a funny sign, but at the same time, it's like a...
A little bit of truth.
It's an offer that's out there.
And you were drawn to it. Regardless, funny or not, she was drawn to it.
Yeah.
Okay, Ray, go ahead.
From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he drives his own car slow because getting a ticket cost dough.
Bobby Bones.
Thank you very much.
So I just want to let you guys know I had a really wonderful breakfast like a week ago.
I didn't even know they made it.
And I got a bagel, and I like bagels, don't have them a lot.
and so I got a chocolate chip bagel,
which is pretty good by itself regardless.
And they listed the cream cheeses.
I guess they called that a smear.
And so whatever the cream cheeses are.
And they had, I never had it before,
Oreo smear.
So you had a chocolate chip bagel with Oreo smear?
Wow.
They wanted you just eat a Pop-Tart next time.
Yeah.
I'm telling you.
They didn't have one,
but I've never had a bagel with Oreo cream cheese.
I didn't know they made it.
I mean, that sounds delicious.
It was, it was too, I had like,
third of it. It was way too sweet.
But that third was really good.
But I just did not know that that was an option.
They had Oreo cream cheese. And it tastes like Oreo cookies.
Wow.
So it's out there.
You just like, you just swallowed like you were tasting there right now.
I love sugar so much. And I've basically, I've not had 98% of sugar.
I'm going to show you. I'm keeping a journal, not just a food journal, but like a thought
journal of food.
and then also food that I'm eating.
What do you need a thought journal?
Well, when I think about food
and I really want some sugar, I write it down.
Why?
That helps you from eating it?
Because I'm trying to see if the things I eat are actually,
the things I eat that are positive
are actually affecting my brain
to make me want to have sugar cravings.
So I'm journaling even my thoughts on eating
whenever I get cravings.
You're like a scientist.
It's a lot.
Yeah, you're doing this.
I'm doing it on my phone. I'm keeping like a written journal.
Your thoughts are just like right now I'm craving or are you like,
well, I'm sort of talking about it. That's on me.
But if I have a certain lunch and let's say there's beef and broccoli,
so I've been having almost every day with some kind of rice thing.
I've started to crave sugar a bit less in the afternoon.
So well, what I'm having actually affect my brain in different ways.
So I may not want it, therefore I don't have it.
Oh, okay.
Are you going to write right after this bit that you thought about Oreos?
Yes, I will.
I didn't know if you're also supposed to like associate when you're having a certain thing.
Like what else are you feeling?
Are you feeling happy?
Are you feeling sad?
Hungry for sugar is what I'm feeling.
Are you feeling lonely?
Oreo.
Tired.
No, Oreo bagel.
Sounds awesome.
I know.
I'm an order one.
Yes.
Do that.
This is something you thought of to do by yourself or someone is lined in.
I don't even know if it's a real thing.
I don't even know if it's a real thing.
It's like a hybrid food journal, thought journal, but only a thought journal about food.
Okay, I'm confused now.
Thank you very much.
Let's open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it all the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
I accidentally sent a rant about my boss to my boss instead of my work buddy.
This is me talking here.
I've at times texted the wrong person, not this bad, when talking about someone.
Not even in a bad way, but if I'm like talking about Eddie,
I would actually text Eddie when I meant for it to go to someone else because it's just in your brain.
Terrible.
I know.
I know.
Back to the email.
The email detailed some pretty candid feelings about their management style.
Surprisingly, my boss hasn't said anything about it.
It's been a week.
Should I bring it up and apologize or pretend like it never happened?
Is it possible they never read it?
Or do you think they're waiting for me to say something first?
Signed, bad at email.
Wow.
This is easy.
You break in at night, right?
Follow me here.
Into his office?
Yeah, yeah.
Dress all in black.
You get in.
You have to steal those password.
So you got to get one of those hacking things.
to put on his phone.
Right.
There's just a lot of...
That's easy.
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
A stroke detector.
Yeah.
If you...
I'm sure he saw it.
I mean...
I'm sure he saw it.
He's good at his job.
He probably opened an email from an employee.
I would think so.
I'm sure he saw it.
If he hasn't said anything yet,
I would imagine what he's doing,
filing it away.
And he will find a way to not have you...
work on that team anymore. Oh. Which means if he is upset and he really wanted to
impose, what you then do is you start to create in the corporate world of paper trail
on somebody not doing things so you can get rid of that way. Hold on. Is there a chance that
whatever was said in this email could be true and the boss be like, you know what, I should read
this and look at this as a critique? No. Okay. Because it wasn't even sent to the boss. It was sent to
like Clark, you know?
But do you say, I mean, if you're emailing your buddy about something, do you say like,
dear Clark?
No, you say, bro.
Yeah.
You don't say anything.
And it's also, you're talking about him in third or like, whatever person that is.
So, no, I don't think so.
I think the boss knows, boss is letting it.
I think if you value long term at this place, you have to go.
Or you just send another one to go, L.O.L.
Did that get you?
That joke gets it?
Well, that's what I was going to say, like, since it's still April, can you be like, did you get my
April Fool's joke?
Yeah, you better hold it thing him on the first.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's a little too personal.
If you want to stay at that job, you need to go and bring it up because it's going to be very awkward.
It's going to be, it's already bad.
You're not going to be able to make good out of this.
So you need to go.
It's going to be awkward and bad.
Put some feelers out for some new jobs.
It's just not going to be good.
But I would have the conversation because I would just imagine playing the odds that he reads the emails of his employees.
Yeah.
Right? Everybody Phil's that.
Yeah, yeah.
We got your email and we round the clothes.
Bobby's mail bag.
What'd you find out about the shoes?
Okay, well, it's unfortunate because the box I did see,
Abby confirmed where it was.
And I was like, yeah, that's when I saw.
I said, attention, Bobby Bones show.
Okay, that's all fine, but what about Eddie's shoes?
Right, right.
So I thought it was to you from Brooks,
but it was Bobby Bones show and then it had like maybe probably Mike D's name under it,
and I didn't see it.
I don't know where Eddie's are.
What about Eddie's stolen shoes?
and then...
I don't know.
So Abby, like, for sure, saw shoes for me, right?
Yes, I 100% saw them.
And I would bet that they sent me shoes to.
Because why would they not?
Well, she thinks they didn't.
She didn't message.
Abby just confirmed, because I showed her right where I saw the box.
I don't need shoes anyway, but Eddie needs shoes.
Does he?
You do.
I'm a walker.
Because they stole your walking.
Somebody stole your running shoes.
I'm just tired of things getting stolen around here.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Well, there's nothing I can do.
All the mail.
comes to just sits in a room where everybody has access to.
Yeah.
It's the worst system ever.
And it's a pretty...
But it's no one in this room that stole the shoes.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
A shaggy once said.
It wasn't me.
I saw the box on the counter.
We got to do something about the mail here, though.
It wasn't me.
Because it is the worst system.
Like, people send me stuff up here.
I never get it because somebody probably steals it.
Then mail comes here for other places and lunch.
box that steals it. Like the wine.
Whoa. It sat there for a month.
I figured that was.
Scootis, Steve, what's the plan?
In general, though, I feel like we're all adults. We should be checking the mail on our
car and get to a quicker and take it home. Because how long were those shoes sitting there
for? A couple days. A couple days. I don't even know where the...
I think it was over the week. No, one's ever told me where the mail even is.
It's just a break room. No, I see that. Yeah, it's all spread out on the tape.
Yeah, but there's a male box. It's like a freaking potlock. It's like going to Sunday on the grounds
after church. Everybody just brings her macaroni and
cheese and lays it on the ground. Because it's been sitting there forever
and people don't get to their mail and take it home.
So, I mean, I think us as adults
should be better at getting the mail sooner
and take it home so this stuff doesn't happen anymore.
But we can try to figure it out, rectify
it and get you new shoes or check cameras.
Because somebody's not here for two days. Doesn't mean that
their mail should be stolen. No, I'm not saying that's okay
to steal it, but I'm saying to combat that
we should probably get on it quicker.
But if you don't know you have mail... Well, check it every day.
You're going to, like, we're all adults to go look over there.
I mean, if you just presented that to like the American
society, we're all adults. We shouldn't murder and
pillage and tape there. That wouldn't happen.
I think he's saying like everyone could take
five seconds and go walk by the table and see
if their name's on me. We check our mail every day
at home. I go to the mail box and look and like
I check my mail like once a week.
I'm guilty. I'm not an adult.
I don't go by there.
There's no system. It's all you're scattered amongst that
room. I know.
But I mean, I think that it piles up and there's
nowhere else for it to go. And there's a lot of
mail for people that don't even work here anymore.
Yeah, the system's broken. But I kind of
like the fun surprise of like
What?
If your mail gets stolen?
No, no, no.
But like my little mailbox where the envelopes go, because we all have one with our name on it.
Did you know that?
Yeah, I see the envelope.
Okay.
And so, yeah, sometimes I go a long time without checking that.
And then I do.
And that's when, bam, I have a $37 royalty check from Holiday Harmony.
Heck yeah.
And I'm like, yeah, that's fun.
Operation Find Eddie's shoes.
Please.
This is ridiculous.
If you turn in whoever stole Eddie's shoes, a $100 reward.
Wow.
Lunchbox?
Lunchbox?
If you turn in whoever stole it.
No questions asked?
You know, you're turning somebody in.
I'm not asking a bunch of questions
once I find out who it is.
No, but I mean.
No, there'll be questions.
I'm not saying the shoes turn up.
If you turn in whomever stole the shoes
or where they went,
and that's the truth,
I'll give you $100.
I'm tired of people stealing stuff around here.
No questions to ask, Amy.
No, there'll be lots of questions asked.
And some statements given afterward.
I thought it was that you could just show up with the shoes,
no questions asked.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Tell me something good.
The abandoned pet rescue is a no-kill animal shelter in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
And about two years ago, a Dalmatian came in.
And they were like, man, this Dalmatian's really not listening to us.
Turns out the Dalmatian was deaf.
It's a three-year-old Dalmatian named Coco.
And so after a few years, staff, volunteers, they taught the dog's sign language.
So the dog would see the sign language?
I don't know, man.
Because if he's deaf, he has to learn to see motions and then do it.
Maybe a little bit of both.
Because I think you give me two years, I'm still only going to learn full sign language.
Like, I don't think I can do that, much less the Dalmatian.
I know that I love you sign.
I can spell my name, B-O-B-B-Y.
That's amazing.
Your job?
And then I know.
Is it amazing, Eddie?
Yeah, I don't know how to spell my name in sign language.
I know how to do vomit.
You can figure your throat.
I know how to get me a beer.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Listen, they adopted the dog.
The dog was deaf.
Now the dog has learned sign language.
What are you doing?
A, B, C, D, D, D, D, D, E.
That's amazing.
D, D, D, I, E.
Hey, that's also some good news.
Yeah, but what's really cool is that a couple found out about her,
read the store in the paper,
and have officially adopted Coco.
Great news.
Yeah, and Coco's going to start working, too.
Since Coco is deaf and can do sign language,
it's going to go around helping other people.
I feel like I know sign language,
like I know CPR.
Like, I've seen it on TV.
Enough of those things, I could probably...
Dude, the fact that you can,
spell your name in sign language is awesome. B-O-B-B-Y?
Yeah.
Can you do lunchbox?
It's three letters.
I got lots of bees in there, bro.
That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
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They put on Lizzie McGuire at 2 a.m. Video on demand.
This guy's bobo-u-a-m.
2 a.m. Whatever time it is. Lizzie McGuire.
And I'm like, a wild bat you were with.
It was like a first, like, closet moment from me where I was like,
I don't feel like she's hot, like the rest of that.
No, no, no. I was like, she's beautiful.
But I'm appreciating her in a different way than these boys are.
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Lunchbox, if you hit this, you win.
Really?
You got four winched.
Oh.
Swift and Lauren's only got one.
I didn't even know that.
He's slacking.
Yeah.
Elder versus a millennial.
Let me get dialed in then.
Hold on.
So up first, he's the captain of cringe.
He claims all he does is when.
He's afraid of every kind of snake.
And for dessert, he demands cheesecake.
Desserve.
It's lunchbox.
Yeah. Let's go.
I'm going to ask you three questions that Lauren will probably.
know the answers to.
Lunchbox, what boy band
released songs in the 2000s,
such as Year 3,000
and Burning Up?
Boy band.
Jonas Brothers.
Correct.
Wow.
What?
Hey, he played that a little.
Yeah.
I don't know anything about boy bands.
I guess I'll just guess randomly.
I heard it this morning.
They may end our studio and there may
have been people banging on the windows.
Next up,
lunchbox.
T-L-D-R is slang.
Use my millennials to acknowledge and summarize body of text.
What does T-L-D-R mean?
T-L-D-R?
And it's for a body of text?
Too long, don't remember.
Incorrect.
I guess so.
Lauren?
I'm not even 100% sure.
I think that is...
Need an answer.
Too late, don't remember.
No. People post this when you post
way too much crap. They're like, TLDR, too long,
didn't read. I didn't see that one.
Lunchbox. What was the name of
actor Josh Hutcherson's character
in the Hunger Games?
I mean, I don't know.
Is he a dude? Josh
Hutchison? What was the name
of actor Josh Hutcherson's character
in the Hunger Games?
Pita.
Correct.
Why is he playing Possible?
That's because Amy made us film the stupid
hunger game. Let's just say people were banging
on the windows. These are Jonas Brothers fans bang on the windows.
Yeah, but that's nothing to do with how you know their songs.
All right, uh, let's...
He nailed that Jonas Brothers.
He's a secret fan. He is. And that's okay.
That's okay. There's nothing wrong with that, man.
All right, lunchbox's opponent. Man, if she
loses this, she's done.
She's getting married a month from today, but to win this game,
she'll need to pray. It's Swifty Lauren.
Lauren, these are questions at lunchbox.
Probably based on his age.
He should know the answer to.
Question number one.
The iconic blue steel look
comes from what
2000's comedy movie?
The iconic blue steel.
Blue steel look.
Comes from what 2000s comedy
movie. Do you have an answer there?
Swepti Lauren. Five seconds?
The pressure.
Comedy movie.
Steel, blue steel movie.
Yes.
time. I don't know.
If he knows it's over, he wins.
He's smiling. He wins. He's doing the little...
Please pause. Hey, Lauren, see that door?
You're going to need to exit stage left.
Go ahead.
Zoolander! That's correct.
Let's go!
He just dominated. He went 5'1 on her.
Lauren, who would have won the Grammy with their song Faith in 1989?
George Michael.
Yeah, correct.
And then finally, what iconic arcade game featured a yellow circular character eating dots?
Fuck man.
Correct.
If you did get a loose deal,
you'd have won.
I probably didn't know it.
You got me.
But you did lose,
and lunchbox is the champion.
She didn't do as well as me against,
she did Eddie,
she would knew everything.
I just got to say.
She,
against Eddie,
she knew everything.
I feel like this season,
she struggled with answer any of the question.
I think she was,
I didn't hear it.
Couldn't hear it.
There it is.
You also played awesome,
though.
You came,
I came in,
you were like,
I don't really know that much.
We'll see.
And you know,
that's what you.
I'm up here.
on top of the throne.
What? Top of the mountain. King of the
Mountain. Whoa, champion way up here.
Returning. Next week will be Morgan.
Oh, really? It's the millennial. Yeah.
Oh, I don't get to pick?
Who do you want to pick from? Who do you want to pick?
Hey, Abby, have you ever played this?
No, I haven't. Oh, you know what? That's a good point.
But you know what?
You already know. Abby, you're still not going to play. I want the OG. I want
to wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't think he doesn't get to pick.
Dude, that is pay-per-view material right there.
Him and Abby. I agree. I agree. I agree.
You don't get to pick
where you can insert the next millennial.
Okay, I pick me.
No, you're out.
You lost.
You're out.
Abby, you're up next.
You're going to get lunchbox in the next season.
You have a plan.
You're the only one that hasn't gone.
I have not.
Okay.
So Abby on Lunchbox, next elder millennial.
A tax preparer in New York City.
This is from NBC, New York.
He was known as the magician with his tax preparing.
He was arrested by IRS agents in an alleged $100 million tax rip-off scheme.
See, if I were a tax preparer and I were ripping people off,
I'd have a nickname like the person that cares about the government
would never rip off anybody.
That's your nickname?
Yeah, but something like that, the magician,
you just know they're up to no good.
Like unless, or if my nickname became the magician as a tax preparer,
I would start having magic be a side hustle just to cover my tracks
and be like, duh, watch, rabbit for my hat.
Look, I'm a magician.
Otherwise, that ain't a good nickname to have.
Magically figuring out.
Yeah.
A Bronx tax preparer known as the magician was arrested, criminal investigation.
He was charged Monday morning on federal tax and conspiracy counts.
60 years old.
Over 10 years stealing more than $100 million.
Wow.
Known as a magician.
He can't say abracadabber anymore, they say.
No, we can't.
You just can't have that nickname.
Or if you do have it and you can't shake it, then you have to go be a real magician.
I'm sure he'd love to disappear right now.
Yeah.
Can't do it.
Okay.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
The most stressful time of the day is...
Right now.
Well, 8.15 a.m.
Because work is starting and your whole plate's full.
Either that or you're also trying to get out the door with kids.
It depends on what you have going on at your home.
But it could be that you didn't wake up in time.
Then you're rushing for work.
You're trying to get ready.
You're trying to make breakfast.
You're trying to get kids ready.
Oh, gosh.
The thing is they're...
Now I'm stressed out for you guys.
Exactly.
Too much.
Right.
Whatever you can do for nighttime you to take care of...
of mourning you is the best chance at success and not getting stressed out early in the day.
You know, I'll be tired when I go to bed because I think my most stressful times is a different
time. I'll be exhausted, even sleepy. It can be two different things, tired and sleepy, but I'll be
both. And I'm just like dragging to get to bed. And as soon as I lay down, I get covered up,
I'm just like, oh, I can't stop. My brain just flips on. And now I'm stressed out
because I think I'm giving myself time
to just sit,
calm, and think,
and that stresses me out.
So I don't know what the answer is,
but it could involve drugs in the 90s.
Oh, man.
One hard.
A lot of those bands used to do,
yeah.
That's not going to be the answer,
but that's my most stressful time, bedtime,
which is weird
because it's the opposite of what it should be.
All right, what else?
Well, Americans,
American adults specifically are winning
at skipping cancer screenings.
Like, we're doing really good at that.
That's not a real game.
I know.
Being a little sarcastic here,
but it's like we're getting so good at it
that the president has declared April
cancer prevention and early detection month.
So we now don't,
two reasons.
One, if you can't afford to go to the doctor,
been there, you don't go to the doctor.
Two, we don't go to the doctor
because we don't want to get the bad news.
That's true.
I mean, we don't know.
It's like, well, we don't want to go to the doctor
and just have them tell me something bad.
If I don't know about it,
out there.
Right.
And Danielle, who is on Elvis Duran's morning show, she just shared yesterday that she was
inspired by a Kardashian to go get a skin cancer spot looked at.
And turns out it was cancerous.
So, you know, I think it was Chloe.
So Chloe Kardashian's sharing her stuff helped Danielle go get tested.
And now she was able to get it removed.
And Danielle sharing her story is going to encourage other people to go get tested.
And early detection is everything.
So the quicker you get in, I feel you can have a handle.
It's like most people would hear this and be like, that's why I don't go.
I don't want to find out to have it.
Yeah, but.
But you should.
No, no, again, I'm not saying what you should or shouldn't do, but that's why this is what it is.
And it could be skin cancer.
It could be women making sure, you know, if you have access to getting a mammogram
and a year of the age to go start doing it to make sure you do it.
And I go in every Tuesday.
I get my prostate check for that reason.
Every Tuesday?
Every Tuesday.
That's a little much.
I got a standing appointment.
Yes.
All right.
It's behind the eye hop over on third.
All right, go ahead.
Well, Annie Wilson, she's living the dream right now.
So much success.
something cool is Robin Roberts production company is doing a documentary about Lainey and her life.
Her family is going to be involved and I'm super excited about this. It's going to stream on Hulu
and it would be out May 29th. I was a part of this. You were.
Is it a bit of a headache? To be honest with you, the only reason I did it was because it was
Lainey and I've known Lainty since before Lainty even had a record deal. So it's been super cool
to watch our success. Now, it wasn't about Lainty that was difficult. I was wearing a white hat
and had a very small logo on it that said aloe.
I was just up here doing the show.
They're like, can we come by and interview you for like an hour about Laney?
Because Lany would come to my house.
We'd do interviews like on a podcast before any of this fame happened.
And I was like, absolutely.
And so they get here and they're like, you take your hat off.
And I was like, no.
You didn't give me a heads up.
And my hair was a mess.
And then they were like, well, can you put tape over it?
And I did.
And they got a call going, nah, I can't wear the tape.
We spent like 30 minutes.
Just trying to fix the hat.
Oh, my goodness.
And then they were like, can you turn it backward?
And I was like, oh, God.
I'm going to be a backward hat guy in a documentary.
And so we ended up finding some white tape.
We didn't get to any of the questions.
We said 30 minutes on this stupid hat.
And so I don't know what's going to happen.
I don't even know if I were them, I'd cut it all.
Unless they just want to show like a blooper reel of us trying to fix my hat.
But I got no heads up.
That would be funny.
That I couldn't wear just a hat with a tiny.
It's going to be awesome.
Good for Laney.
But that's my experience with that documentary.
I guess now I recall you recording something for Laney,
but I didn't know it was for this Robin Roberts documentary.
You know, I love her.
Robin wasn't here, though.
It was, whoever was asking me the question was on my camera.
They were just like, talk about this.
And I'd be like, well, they were like, yeah, can you turn your hat?
Oh, mother.
The hat.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
Oh, it's Bobby.
Damn it's something good.
Two brothers in San Antonio on a mission to mow 50 lawns for free.
They're taking part in the raising men and women lawn care services, 50-yard challenge,
which is just, hey, who needs it, why do you need it, and let us come over and mow your yard.
And what happens is usually it's a lot of elderly folks who can't mow their yard, disabled,
or even single parents who have to work all the time, and even some veterans.
And so, you know, 14, Adrian's 14, and his brother who's around the same age,
They're like, we're going to go do this.
We're not making any money.
And our goal is to finish 50.
They finish six right now.
And so they have 44 more to go.
And apparently they have eight or nine on the books.
Okay.
Good.
WTSP with that story.
That's two teenagers who are donating a lot of time.
Yeah.
And even money as far as money they're not making.
Yeah.
Got to pay for their own gas.
Lawmower breaks.
We either bag up the grass, break the leaves.
Lundbergs knows what it's like because he had his own lawn business.
I'm just saying, man.
I don't know.
You're just saying you don't know.
You don't know what?
I don't know if it's a good business move.
It's not a good business move.
They're helping others.
It's a good, like, human move.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
People that can't do it.
They're for sure going to come out in the red.
But that's what people do when they help others.
Yes, yeah.
It's like a donation.
It's a donation.
Yes, thank you, Amy.
Good job by those kids.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
This is Harrison.
How many tickles does it take an octopus to last?
Tenticles.
That's a good one.
Tenticles.
Tenticles.
That's pretty funny.
All right, we have 90 seconds.
It's Thursday, so it's the investigative morning corny.
Our personal record is six.
How many can we get right?
Why waving your arms at me?
Nothing you'll figure it out.
What?
But you just waved your arms like me to stop.
No, no.
There's a theme.
Okay.
We're going to do the investigative morning corny's 90 seconds on the clock.
The clock starts when she finishes her first joke.
Here we go.
The morning corny.
How did chicken stay fit?
Chicken dance.
Peckercercise.
Peck.
Pectorals.
Peck.
Peck.
Bact, back, buck, back.
Chicken wings.
Boxercercercise.
Boxing.
Boxing.
Nope.
Cock.
Doodle do.
Doodle do.
How do chicken stay fit?
Boxer.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Beak.
Beak surcise.
Cock fighting.
Eggercise.
Exercise.
Exercise.
What did chicken philosophers think about?
Chicken of the egg.
What do chicken philosophers think about?
Exactly.
Egg experiments.
Philosophers.
Okay.
Oh, go, I just think of those.
Okay.
Oh, you love a philosopher.
Socrates.
Socrates.
Plato.
scrambled or not to be
to be or not to be
chicken or the egg
to be or not to be
what are we
relatively
what are we
do we exist
do we exist
existentialism
existence
thank you Eddie
existence it's got to be exist
yes the meaning of existence
Eddie I don't know what that was
yeah yeah what do you call a chicken
that goes on a safari
egg
egg hunt
Safar?
Wing.
Chicken hunt.
Jeep.
Safari.
Jeep animal.
Woods, forest.
Is that time?
Gosh.
That was quick.
I thought the theme was going to really make it easy.
Go ahead.
Well, I thought.
No, what's the Safari?
What's the Safari?
An Explorer.
So they were all eggs.
It was all eggs, guys, all eggs.
I thought boxing was good.
Like, boxing.
Boxing.
Yeah.
Packs are.
Exercise.
It is, but you say I almost gave it because I was like, that's good.
We don't want to.
But then it was outside of the theme.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
What will get?
Three?
You got two.
Oh, man.
Just two?
I feel like that's.
We fought hard for those two.
Those were really hard.
Recently.
What was it?
Existence.
The meaning of existentialism.
That's what I was trying to say.
Existentialism.
That's pretty good one.
Yeah, it is.
We got that one.
All right, get it, Eddie.
All right.
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Experts say there are certain people who are incapable.
Like they just are not, their brain does not allow them to hear music the same way that we do.
Yep.
I know one of those guys.
Yeah, I know one of those guys too.
Less than 1% of the population suffers from amusia,
or it's a version of true tone deafness.
They cannot create a melody back,
even if you're presented to them.
They can't tell them apart a lot of times
if they're just played straight melody.
They're incapable of repeating a song.
This is from a journal of neurology called Brain.
I think that Lunchbox has amusia.
Absolutely.
He has arrhythmia.
Well, that's a heart.
But he doesn't have the rhythm.
A musia.
It breaks, but he has a musia.
He has singia.
This is his dyslexia.
Maybe.
You know how he laughs at us for being dyslexia, Amy?
This is his dyslexia.
I will present a melody to luncheon.
Which would you rather have, though?
I'd rather have a musia.
I'd rather have dyslexia.
I love musicia.
Dyslexia I'd rather have.
Same up.
Okay, Yoda.
So Lunchbox, I will just give you a melody of a very
famous song. Like what does a melody mean?
If I were doing the Star Spangled Banner
melody, it'd be like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Surely he knows that one?
Yes, but I'm going to...
No, I don't know that you can. I don't know what you're going to do.
This first song is called Help Me Rhonda.
I'm just going to do it from my...
Oh, I know. Help me, Ronda, Ronda, Ronda.
Nope, here we go.
Repeat this back to me.
Bapa da-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-pap-a-pap-a-pap-da-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
No, dude, do you try it.
You try it, really try though.
It can even be do-to-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do do-do do-do do.
That wasn't it?
No, you're not kidding.
Are you being serious?
You're not kidding.
You're trying as hard as you can.
Yes!
Try it.
You promise.
Yeah.
Was that close?
Bap-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Listen again.
Go ahead.
Bap-da-ba-ba-pap.
Bap-da-bap.
Bap-da-bap.
I don't believe it.
It's so bad that I don't believe it.
Okay.
I'll say what.
I'll give you $10 bucks if you can get it exactly right.
Okay.
I don't even know where you started
I don't know where he started
Babba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Pay the man.
$20.
No, no, because I'm going to go broke.
He's going to posse me.
And I don't think he's posse to me.
I think you could go $100 and there's no way he'll get it.
Really?
$100.
Okay, how about this one?
Give me a different one.
Let's do a different because I don't know that.
The bop is messing with me.
Give me a different one.
Okay.
And you'll know the song.
Yeah.
But I'm just going to give you the melody.
So Bruce Springsteen in the 80s, born in the USA.
I know that one.
We go.
Bana, bana, bana, ba, ba, ba, ba'na.
Baa, ba'na, ba'na, ba'na.
And my beer bags.
Hey.
No, don't do the words.
It's not the words, because you can memorize the words.
Oh, my gosh.
My voice cracked there.
Sorry, I heard that.
Oh, about their puberty.
They go.
Bana Bana Bha Bha Bha Bha Bha Bana Bana Bana.
Bha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
He has a musea.
He's the guy.
He's the 1%.
What he doesn't know is he's so off that if he did that,
we would not be able to find that song out of a thousand guesses.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, you're close on that.
You're close, not there.
You know what I was going to doing?
What?
Banana na, nah.
That's not doing it in my head.
Can you do Star Spangled Banner?
No words, melody.
No words.
Okay.
Can I hum it or not to do that?
Humming gets the melody.
No, that's not it.
How are you missing that?
That's OSA can you see?
No.
Crazy, man.
Do it again.
So, so.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know.
Sounds like a dying little.
Every once in a while it hits like a sim, a no, kind of.
Okay, how about this one?
The song you'll know, can't do the words.
I'm talking to the man.
Looking to, looking at the man in the mirror.
Starting with a man.
Thank you.
So you know that's like,
yeah, I've heard that one.
Yeah, I've heard that one.
Here we go.
Ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh.
No, that's not that.
He's like, no, he's like doing what a bing bang bang.
I can give you a different sound.
Can he fix this?
Wow.
Can he go to a doctor?
He can't help it.
He has it.
He's the 1%.
Hey, I'm sorry, dude.
Our listeners think you're kidding when we do that.
You want to hear him not have rhythm?
Oh, boy.
I'll repeat this.
Ready?
Yeah.
That's me.
That was close.
No, it wasn't.
There was a right amount.
Yeah.
The right amount is, like, ready?
Don't clap until I'm done.
I'm going first.
Got it.
Whoa, that's hard.
Oh, boy, that was tough one.
He does this one.
Yeah, like the horn.
Can you do that one?
Which one?
Yeah, I did that.
He can't even do that one.
No, no.
Let's play Dustin.
But not weird in a bad way.
Yeah, we're in a terrible way.
No, we're in a, it's just different.
That's why he doesn't like music.
Yeah.
It doesn't understand it.
Yes, I'm sorry, dude.
That's, yeah.
That's so sad.
I'm sorry.
It's like, well, that makes sense now.
Doesn't it?
We have.
two things coming up that I need to get to today. Number one is an update on if Lunchbox and Ray
are going to be allowed to sign that NDA and learn a secret. Not from us. I didn't want to sign the
NDA. I'm not signing the NDA. But our boss has replied back about that question. Number two is
there's been some drama here because there's been some stolen stuff. And we got to address that
because some certain people did some investigating. And we may, somebody stole some stuff from here.
And we may actually know who it is.
Are we making leeway?
I don't.
Leeway or Headway?
I think headway.
Oh, what's leeway?
Yeah, yeah.
Check out.
But first, I do want to talk about the People magazine.
They do the most influential celebrity list, and I'll read you some of the people they picked us most influential for different reasons.
Amy, I'll just say who it is.
Tell me if you can identify the person.
Okay.
Patrick Mahomes.
Oh, yeah, a football player?
Super Bowl champion.
Multiple Super Bowl champion.
The only person to ever go, hmm, maybe he will be better than Tom Brady one day.
He's the only person really has a shot.
Very talented.
Duolipa.
Artist.
Yeah, singer.
Yeah, yeah.
Tall.
And actress, too, huh?
Yeah, kind of.
Okay.
She's an actress like I'm a writer.
I mean, I've rid of a couple.
You're a writer.
I've ridden a couple.
But come on.
You don't really, I'm not really old.
And a doctor.
I like I'm a doctor.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
21 Savage.
Oh, band.
Rapper.
You're so band.
It's a not a band.
21 Savage is a rapper.
Who's the band that's like that?
21 pilots.
21 pilots.
Piles, yeah.
Stone Temple.
Stone Temple Pilots.
Wow, so close.
Both are good, yeah.
Michael J. Fox.
Actor.
But.
Philanthropist.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, philanthropists.
Why?
Because of his...
Yeah.
Is it A.
What is he?
I can't remember what he has exactly.
Me either.
Yeah, I don't know.
Parkinson's disease.
That's it.
Parkinson's.
I just don't want to say the wrong thing.
I actually was going to guess Parkinson's, but I want to guess that.
Well, you get all the emails.
You just let me sit over here.
Yeah, yeah, that was exactly the point.
Mark Cuban.
Mark Cuban.
Oh, businessman.
Shark tank.
Funny, that's where your mind goes first.
You're absolutely right.
But he also owned the basketball team.
Different people, I think, would think,
different things.
Mark Cuban, to me, immediately,
he owned the Mavericks forever.
Right.
And so that to me,
but then, yes, Shark Tank.
But I feel like even owning a basketball team
as a businessman and Shark Team.
Yeah, I agree.
Maya Rudolph.
Actress.
Taraji P. Henson.
Ooh.
Actor?
Actress.
Actress?
Yeah.
Okay.
Sounded.
They both could be called actors, right?
Male or female?
Yeah, you're probably right.
I'm probably going to sexist jail for that.
Lock him up.
Yeah, I just feel like, yeah, you're right.
I'm sure it's, I don't know these days.
Kylie Minogue.
A singer?
Is she that love me, love me?
Nope, that's cardigans.
Hi, Kylie Minogue.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Na, nah, nah, nah.
Way back in the day.
So, what celebrity is most influential in your life?
And I asked that because there are other celebrities that wrote about these celebrities.
And so what celebrity is most influential in your life?
And it can be in any way possible.
It could have, they could have encouraged you to do something.
You probably don't know them.
What celebrity, Amy?
Robin Roberts.
And one day I hope to meet her.
I'm just going to keep putting this.
Because you haven't met her.
Well, remember when we went to talk to Dolly,
Robin was like in the parking lot and I kept looking out the window for her.
And I swear to you, if I would have seen her out the window, I just would have walked outside.
What's really cool that it's a cool thing to share even with listeners sometimes because I have met her multiple times because I've done Good Morning America like as a guest.
She's awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
She's like so considerate and generous with her time, even when there's no time to give.
And she came up to me once and she was like, Bobby, what's?
stuff. I just finished reading your book and I'm like, you're lying.
I shouldn't have said it like that. You liar.
She goes, no, I just left on the beach and I read your book, fell until you don't.
That's crazy, dude. It's crazy where I thought somebody'd like whispered in her ear.
And I was like, what's page 4 to Wednesday?
You don't know that. She's awesome.
Yeah. So I have interviewed her over Zoom.
That's a half count.
Not full because I love Adam Sandler, who's going to be on my list.
But I've never met him, but I've interviewed him over Zoom.
Right.
Which is not a full. I feel like, once we,
exchange hugs.
Oh.
It's legit.
She knows who you are, though.
For sure.
Adam Sandler does not know who I am.
So you're winning.
Okay.
Cool.
But he's not my number one.
I'll take it.
That's your number one.
You have to?
No, just Robin.
Okay.
Lunchbox.
Like you're saying current or growing up?
It doesn't matter.
There are no rules.
Okay.
Any parameters.
Puck.
From real world San Francisco.
You would think I would say Johnny Bananas,
but Johnny Bananas came later in the real world world.
Puck was the first crazy,
crazy, like, person, you're like, oh my gosh, what is going on?
And made me want to be on the show.
Okay. And you are still obsessed?
Still obsessed. Still follow it. That's how I, you know, became to admire Johnny Bananas and
the rest of the crew. And that's what started your complete obsession with all reality TV.
Yes. And that brings me to my next person on the list, Bob Barker. Because I used to watch
Price is Right. And that's when I was like, oh my gosh, I want to be on game shows forever.
Is he dead? He is dead now.
Yeah.
I didn't make the rule
I didn't make any rule so you can do whatever
I didn't allow dead people or I to pick Jesus
That's a good person
No no no no
Exactly
That's why we don't allow dead people
Because everybody if you don't pick Jesus
People think you're a jerk
Now Jesus wasn't on my list
Bob Barker just when I was a kid
I was like what he does for a living
Is amazing and that looks so fun
Or like Abe Lincoln
If you don't pick up all those people
Then you're a jerk
All right
So you have Puck
Bob Barker
Harry Carey.
Because I would watch the Cubs games as a kid
and I was like, I want to be a baseball announcer
when I grow up. That's a good one.
I just bought a Harry Carrey autograph, like a
auto cut, because you know it's my thing now?
Yeah.
Can't wait to get it in.
What were you going to say, Ed? Is Lunchbox still being
inspired by these people? Because he hasn't gotten to
what they inspired him to do. And two of them were dead, so maybe
he gave up. Once they died, he was like, well,
once Bob Barker, like, I mean, I didn't
because you never got on the reality show,
you never got on the game, to be a game
show host. And not even never got, because
there's a lot of stuff I still haven't done, but I'm still trying to do.
Okay.
I don't even feel like he's trying.
No, no, I've aged out of real world.
They don't even do real world anymore.
The challenge.
Other versions.
Old world.
You know, do that in your house.
You could still try to be a game show host.
And you can be a baseball announcer.
You can still do that.
No, I've learned that they travel all the time and it would be miserable.
As I got older, I realized that job would be extremely hard and not very much fun.
They do travel.
A new friend of mine is the Cubs travel, the announcer.
that play-by-play guy.
And he started as like a side guy who was just like doing stats and then did pregame for the Marlins,
just like little bits, got a shot to do the Marlins.
He got high.
He's the Cubs now.
But it's a lot of travel.
It's a lot of like this job.
Any media job is really hard.
You make no money.
And you travel forever and it's miserable.
And then hopefully one day you can pay your bills.
And then really you don't, this is what I tell the media classes, like at Arkansas.
I'm like, hey, if you want to do any art, it doesn't matter what the art is.
If you want to do any art, any creative, so does everybody else.
And if it's the only thing you can see yourself doing, you should do it.
But you got to know, no money, no consistency, no anything.
And it's going to be hard and miserable.
And if you still want to do it, then you have to do it or you'll be miserable not doing it.
But if you ever think to yourself, I don't know if I can do it.
This is for me.
It's not.
Get out.
And so it's like that any of these jobs, you guys got a little fortunate.
Tell us more
Yeah, it's fine
I was already in and rolling
And you guys at least got salaries
You know
When I started it was
hourly and seven bucks an hour
And eight hours a week
That kind of thing
Yeah
You guys deserved it
And but I'm just saying you didn't
You weren't even
You weren't pursuing art though
Amy was selling granted
Lunchbox was working at Jason's deli
That's not even a shot towards you guys
I'm saying you guys weren't even pursuing art
So it was like I found you
Because you guys were all like awesome
and compelling people.
Yeah, but I did take a pay cut.
Also, to be fair, I did take a pay cut, leave Jason's deli,
and I was at that time pursuing the real world still.
Dude, that's crazy. He made more at Jason's deli than it.
I did. I was making straight in that. Our first contracts were
They're pretty bad. Really low.
I was paid per hour, man. I had to fill out a timesheet every week.
Like lunchbox? We didn't even have a
third microphone when lunchbox started.
Microphone. It was me, and at the time an intern who I was like,
be the co-host. Her name was Jill.
and then lunchbox can just stand in the corner and yell.
I think that's why his voice is now so loud.
That's why he yelled.
He had no microphone.
So he would just go out and be on his phone.
But yeah.
I still think you could be an announcer.
Like I do.
Yeah, I tried out for the Titans here.
I didn't get picked.
I tried out for the Braves.
You can't get mad when you don't get picked.
No, I'm just saying, no, I tried.
You try after the Braves?
But you have to keep trying.
I know.
Okay.
But the Braves took like their minor league guy or something and brought them up.
Right. So that's why you have to do the minor league.
You could do like the,
the minor league team here.
Yeah.
It's hard.
It's a grind.
It's a lot of hours, a lot of days.
It is.
A lot of travel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Eddie?
I have two.
Tom Hanks.
Okay.
Oh yeah.
How do you influence you?
So like even when I was like really, really young, I was like, I want to be like
Tom Hanks.
I loved all his movies from Splash to Big to Forests, all those.
And I was like, I'm going to be a Hollywood actor.
I even had a picture of the Hollywood sign.
And I'm like, I'm going to be a Hollywood actor.
As I got older, I'm like, I'm not going to be a Hollywood actor.
Like you said, you thought if I, maybe I don't want to, you don't want to.
Yeah, but I thought I'd be somewhat in entertainment and I wanted to be like Tom Hanks where everyone
like Tom Hanks.
Everyone.
Not anyone said like, that dude annoys me.
I don't like Tom Hanks.
My wife said that when he was Elvis and Colonel Tom Parker and Elvis.
Okay, his character was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was like that's annoying.
Elvis Crashly.
Everish Prashley.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Hanks and then musically, Jimmy Buffett, man.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
You're a beach guy and music guy.
Well, I loved his music.
I love how he wrote his music
and I loved his vibe, man.
Just enjoy life to the fullest.
You were actually sad when he died.
I was very sad when he died.
It's weird to be sad when celebrity dies
because you don't really know them
unless it's a celebrity that's like influenced you.
You were really sad.
My number one is David Letterman.
When I was a kid, I didn't even get what he was doing.
But I was like, man, there's a guy who's goofy
doesn't look like everybody else on TV,
like chiseled, had a gap in his teeth
was from Indiana, a small town in Indiana.
I was like, man, if he can do that,
maybe there's a chance for me to do the version of it that I want to do.
Never met him.
Like, man, that would be the dream to meet David Lutterman.
I never met him.
Adam Sandler, not so much the movies, but the music part of it, the funny music.
Like Adam Sandler, and there are a couple different people that, but mostly Adam Sandler would listen to his music.
I was like, oh, that's cool.
That's funny.
I should do music like that.
Ray Stevens was another.
Ray Stevens is not on this list of influencers, but musically.
That's why the raging idiots exist.
Adam Sandler and Ray Stevens.
Who's Ray Stevens?
He's like a country comedy guy.
The day of the squirrel went berserk in the first-down Baptist church.
He's still around.
Yeah, yeah.
And Abby did a thing it is.
Cabaret.
Ray's cabaret.
And then finally, it's close.
I'm going to cheat like you guys do.
Yeah, I like this.
Because you guys do this crap.
Either Rivers Cuomo from Weezer.
Oh, yeah.
Because I thought there's a nerd that's a nerd that
still cool and eyes blind.
I was like, if I have to wear glasses, I love
the mute. Or Howard Stern, because he just did
everything different and got in a ton
of trouble. I also have been fined
seven figures by the FCC.
And although we don't do the same kind of show, like, that is
definitely somebody, if you do radio, a
way that's not big broadcast, boom voice.
Like, that's a guy that
allowed that.
He does have a really deep voice. Oh, yeah.
Don't you think? Yeah, but he doesn't. But he doesn't talk
like a broadcaster. And I wasn't able
to either. I was like,
Hey, I'm a little hillbilly kid
that didn't know what was going on. So Howard Stern
was big influence too, because he kind of just did it his
way and went through a lot of crap, and
he's still crushing.
So those would be my three. And I've not met
any of them. No, Rivers Cuomo,
I'm not going to put, I've met Rivers. You have.
But he was like the borderline.
I've not met Letterman, Sandler only on
Zoom, and never met Howard Stern.
That's crazy. You know Howard Stern.
Why would he want to meet me?
I just figure like all radio people meet
radio people.
I figured that.
I know like three.
Yeah.
What other radio people have we met?
I mean, there's not very many people that come by the studio.
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Bobby's B. Stories.
A new survey found the average parent has to come up with four new activities daily to keep their children entertained.
They must be young.
You mean?
I think that's for littles.
What little, little.
Well, the average child, so probably if you're averaging all ages then, right?
Yeah.
I would say, I would say like 14 is probably, 13 or 14 is probably the end of child.
Right. Thank goodness I'm there. My son's about turn 14. My daughter's about turned 17.
They think of it all on their own. Yeah, at that point. They want to do stuff you don't even know.
Yeah. The average child gets bored at what they're doing in just 33 minutes. The top activities parents go to screen time, doing something outside, playing a sport, arts and crafts. And finally, running errands with the kids. That's from Elmer Survey. Amy, your thoughts?
Yeah. I mean, I think the younger my kids were, the more I had to be involved. But it's great when they can start to do things on their own.
Eddie?
Yeah, it's so true.
I mean, we have a membership to, like, trampoline parks, to, like, all this stuff.
So whenever they get bored, we're like, all right, get in the car, we're going to trampoline park.
What do you do while you're there?
Oh, I stay home.
Oh, so when you say get in the car, you mean everybody but you get in the car?
I don't go to trampoline parks.
I've done it, like, a few times, but I'm like, that's not me.
Okay, could it be anything else that you also don't go do?
What do you mean?
No, because, like, everything else, like, let's go play basketball outside.
Let's go, oh, yeah.
Yeah, I was saying getting outside is a big one.
Sometimes it's like you have to remind them like, hey, let's go get some sunshine.
He's notorious, though.
For how many divers you change?
With your first two kids?
The first two kids might be five total of both.
Stop saying that.
But then like the last two kids, oh yeah, a lot.
Yeah, yeah, but at that point, we also made fun of you a lot for not doing it.
Right.
Yeah.
Watch out for TSA fungus.
Because you take your shoes off.
So here's what they say.
don't go through the TSA metal detector barefoot always have socks on
walking through the airport metal detector barefoot poses a number of health risks
they're seeing more and more of athletes foot nail fungus planner warts
no no no no and they say if you do go barefoot try using alcohol wipes to swab down your feet
before you put your shoes back on from Colorado Foot Institute because more people are
it has to get really bad to go to the doctor who knows how many people are getting crap
and not even going to the doctor about it,
just dealing with it.
But wear socks.
I think about that when they have the little sticker with the two feet on it,
and everyone just stands on two feet.
Like, ugh.
So this is from the New York Post.
A woman is talking about orange juice because she's had nothing but orange juice for 40 days.
That's it.
Oh.
So she's never felt better.
Here's a thing.
What?
It's like when someone fasts.
Like really fast for like a reason.
Like Gandhi, right?
Not when I do like.
I'm going to intermittent fasting for 12 hours.
I'm going to eat and not eat.
And the only reason I do that is so I can just know on my brain what I'm eating.
And I'm not like cheating.
It's not really so much for the fasting properties.
But you can really lie about that.
Like a hunger strike?
You can really.
And I'm not saying she's lying.
But there's no way to know she's not sneaking some almonds or beef jerky.
What if she has someone watching her?
All the time.
Well, I don't know.
And let's just believe her for the sake of the story.
And then I'm going to add to that part.
So she says, all I do is I drink OJ because vitamin C, there's some, I don't know what some of these things are in juices.
But that's it.
Well, an orange juice is probably just whatever's in an orange.
Yeah.
So if it's 100% juice.
Just eat an orange.
Yeah.
I don't know why it just says OJ, though, but that's all she does.
But if you have too much, it can have tummy trouble and mess up your teeth.
Yeah, because it's got a lot of asses.
Yeah, that is acidic.
I think that you can do a hunger strike or an orange juice strike and just claim it and no one can ever prove it's not true.
Right, but you're doing it for a reason usually when you do it.
But that reason is bringing awareness to a certain issue or cause.
Or for yourself.
Right.
And if you're cheating yourself by eating almonds.
But mostly it's not for yourself.
I'll use some of the most famous hunger strikes ever.
I'm going on a hunger strike to prove a point about, um,
prison about
really it's so people would know
now they lose weight
but I'm thinking about going on a hunger strike
what about like a
thing? What, no? I'm thinking about going
Okay. Like a faith-based
fast. That's
no, that's different. That would be for you.
And if you cheated there is like
it's just too in yourself. Jesus knows.
You're not even trying to bring awareness. It's mostly
because like Ramadan whenever they
don't eat, you know, that's for
them. But I'm thinking about going on a hunger
strike.
Four?
Yeah, what's your big cause, man?
I've never know yet. I got a lot of them.
Man, that's no one.
I'm thinking about going on a hunger strike until Arkansas
football gets X amount of NIL dollars.
Wow.
That's right.
Did you could die?
Nope.
Watch me.
You could die from this.
Until we raise $100,000 for Arkansas NIL for football,
I'm going to go on a hunger strike.
I don't even know how to raise it.
Okay, you heard it.
Does that start now?
No, I got, I have to brought some stuff.
I really want to eat this.
I brought a couple snacks today that I wanted to get to it too.
I feel like people would put off donating because they want to see how long you can go without eating.
I go forever.
Oh, okay.
Forever.
This is awesome.
Watch me.
So before you go on the hunger strike, like do you just load up on like sweets and everything you want?
I'd be like a hibernation in my belly.
Like let's load it up.
More of that later.
Just come up with a great idea.
Okay.
We're on a hunger strike.
It's hard to hurt yourself while you sleep.
However, this one guy is 27 years old.
He fractured.
his ding-dong because he rolled over and had to, yep, and had to have emergency surgery.
So he was.
You know what? It doesn't say.
I mean, I would think so.
I think I read that he was, yeah.
I mean, you have to be for it to be hurt.
Yeah.
No, you don't.
You don't.
I swear to you.
I promise you.
What do you know?
Because I've often said, I, listen, I got to be gentle here in the word so you guys don't not be gentle.
Watch your chime ends.
I've said before
that it's I can't sleep naked
because
okay what happens to you when you don't wear green
on St. Patrick's Day? You get pinched.
It's like St. Patrick's Day
where I'm not wearing underwear.
Okay, but on what?
What do you mean on what? What do you think, Eddie?
Like it hurts. On his knee.
His elbow.
That's from the New York Coast.
Really? They got pinched with your elbow?
Yeah, yeah. He has to go to the hospital.
They had to get it up.
anesthesia, they had to go and
surgery, the refractures.
Ah.
Is a whole deal.
Terrible.
Blassett.
I don't even like that story.
Leonardo DiCaprio is going to play
Frank Sinatra and a new biopic.
That's cool.
I think he's like the perfect guy to do it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Martin Scorsesey's doing the movie.
But is he going to sing?
Hey, let's go to Movie Mike.
Movie Mike knows everything about movies.
Hey, movie Mike, what do you know?
His daughter is the one who hasn't approved it yet.
So once they get the approval of that, they'll probably
officially catch.
Nancy.
Franks.
Oh, Sinatra.
Yeah, Secafrio's daughter.
No.
Okay.
And not Scorsese's daughter.
No.
But as soon as Sinatra said...
But they could make a movie without anybody's permission, but they're wanting a certain version of it.
I think they have the movie rights to Frank Sinatra.
His family does, so they have to get their approval before they can make it.
Tina is the daughter.
Oh.
Nancy is his daughter, though, right?
Tina is the one who controls Frank's estate.
So I guess they just want the blessing
Apparently to use the music too
They could get the rights for it
And then Jennifer Lawrence is going to play his wife
That's pretty cool
I mean DeCaprio's he's awesome as an actor
So when you have all those like the rights and all that stuff
Like you can basically tell them like they don't put them in the movie
Like
Make them look good
Yeah that's the problem I had with biopics
Is the family has control over it
They can say oh don't tell you that about them
Unless it's like an unauthorized
and then if you're there's a lot of legal things you could get into but you could
we could go and make a movie about Frank Sinatra today yeah there's a lot of stuff we couldn't
use and a lot of stuff we don't want to be wrong about because we could get sued for it
yeah because I remember in the Johnny Cash one is like the old old his first wife family or
the kids from the first wife were like hey that's not accurate and then the kids from the second
wife are like yeah that's accurate and so it's big drama we love drama it's like right now
they're making the Michael Jackson movie which is coming out next year his nephew is playing
Michael Jackson just like him it looks just like really but they also
have a lot of control over what's going to be in that movie.
That's from Consequence.net.
That's the news.
Thank you.
Those were Bobby's big.
Stories.
I want to go talk to Cassie, who's calling.
Hey, Cassie, you were listening earlier.
What do you want to say about something, Cassie?
Yeah, so basically, sorry, I got to put the ear away from my...
They were talking about how Lunchbox has amusea or tone deafness.
Yeah, yeah, we try to...
You're right, it's super, super rare.
Yeah.
But I would challenge that and say that
maybe he should try to retrieve
a month of lessons
with a professional singing teacher.
I don't think he cares enough.
I think my point was
I could do a melody,
because it's a real disease,
like less than 1% of Americans have it,
where I could do something,
nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
and then he can't repeat that back,
even like that.
We did a whole thing.
Listen on the podcast,
We spent a whole segment doing famous songs, not the words, but the melodies.
But lunchbox, nah, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Na, nah, nah, nah.
Yeah.
It's interesting.
Right.
Yeah.
He's that 1%.
He can't feed back.
Not really.
The nana.
The nana.
It's not, nah.
Nah.
The nuh sound.
Hey, nah, not really.
Nah, nah.
Nah, nah.
One more call.
Let's go over to Bob.
Hey, Bob, you're on the Bobby Bone Show.
Bob, what's going on?
Yes.
So, before I asked the question about a bit that you guys say you're going to do and had it been done,
I know you know a lot of people, Bobby, in high places.
And why don't we get Abby played more?
I heard her come on a playlist yesterday that I have saved my phone.
And it was amazing, like it always is, but she's not played enough to where she can get a record.
deal and go somewhere with this.
Are you talking about Abby Lee Anderson who sings
Hey there hometown? Is this her boyfriend?
Great question.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Honest question. Have you ever made out with Abby?
No, I don't even know Abby.
Okay, Ray, load it up. Load it up.
Hey, there, hometown. Okay, we got that for you, Bob.
What else do you want to know?
And then the second thing is, you guys start bits and then never
finish them sometime. Amen.
Lemonade bit and then three pounds of food bit.
We've been finding this three pounds of food bit for like three
months. What was the first one? Lemonade? I don't know.
The guy broke
the record for drinking. I have them right beside my desk.
The lemon juice is right here. I have the lemon juice right here
beside me. Yeah. We forgot about that one. No, I don't forget.
Mike and I talk about it every day. Oh.
But the three pounds of food, the whole
bit was, eat three pounds of food, then we're going to weigh
you and see if you weigh three pounds more. Dumbest bit
ever. Certain people committed to it,
and then all of a sudden they wanted a filet mignon as
their meat. No, but then we changed. We got the food
locked in. Then it was avocado.
No, no. Guacamole.
But where is it? Am I have a lot.
We had to tell me when I had to tell my wife to get up early and make it one morning.
Or you can go buy it maybe.
Get up early.
No, no, I'm not buying the bag.
Thank you.
This is the constant struggle I deal with.
So I'm glad you brought that up.
Yes, I see that.
Okay.
Bob, I'm going to play this for you though.
I live in the show every day.
Thank you.
Do you still enjoy the show?
Oh, yes, for sure, for sure.
Then, but.
Go ahead.
Oh, but we got to get this butt in here.
But, like, how lunchbox dashes Amy or Ivy's song all the time.
And no, I don't know, Abby, I'm not a boyfriend.
I just enjoy her music.
I put her with that song with the same level as Sam Hunt,
Alskirts, because that's my favorite song,
and Abby would be right under.
Let's go.
I agree.
Or she's a screener, and he called in about something else.
And she was like, listen, this is what you're going to say when you get on air.
And I don't know that I disagree with Bob.
Okay, so let's say your girlfriend or wife or cousin,
whomever, somebody that you talk to her, you want to get a hold up,
they won't return your calls.
What do you do?
Keep calling.
Okay.
Text.
Hello.
Question mark.
But they won't return your calls.
It's easy.
Nine one.
Find my phone alarm.
Oh.
So this guy is his girlfriend there and not in a good place.
And she was like, I'm not going to return your call.
Stop calling me.
So he filed a missing person's report on her.
Oh, my gosh.
Lunchbox nailed it.
So he's in trouble, obviously.
Wait, wait, he's in trouble.
Yeah, because she wasn't missing.
But what if he thought she was?
It wasn't.
She just wouldn't answer the calls.
He didn't know that.
Yes, yes, he did.
Okay.
Because she's texted, like, leave me alone?
Police believe the man intentionally misled the police
and have requested a summary trial for the case in court.
Dang.
I think, me thinks he did something wrong,
and she was like, I'm over you.
Stop calling me.
And so he couldn't get a hold of her.
So he filed a missing person's report.
Other missing things are mail in this building.
Yes.
Somebody stealing our mail,
and I think somebody could be part of the show.
Morgan went and cleaned,
Morgan, you cleaned the whole thing?
cleaned up the whole mail room.
So what happened?
What did you do?
You went in there.
Is there mail strode all over the place?
Guys, there was wedding invites from listeners from 2022.
Wow.
Like, I went through everything.
I opened up anything that was addressed to the Bobby Bone Show.
I left everybody's mail on their desk for what was in there.
Abby opened up all of yours.
Like, we went through everything.
Did you find the stolen shoes?
There was no shoes there, but our listeners do have a theory on that.
Go ahead.
I want to hear the theory, and I want anybody to react because everybody has a theory,
but your theory is Morgan, go ahead.
Yeah, and the listeners are reaching out to me
and they're like, hey, you know, like somebody's getting payback,
Eddie stole lunchbox's mail a few months ago.
Now lunchbox is stealing Eddie's mail.
The really expensive shoes.
Yeah.
Brooks running shoe.
Okay.
That's a theory.
Eddie, your theory?
I think it comes from the source.
I heard it from Abby.
Abby's one that came to me and said, hey, your shoes are in the break room.
And this was on Friday.
And so I said, all right, I'll pick them up on Monday.
I come in on Monday.
they're not there.
The only person that ever saw him was Abby.
So I think Abby stole them and gave him to her boyfriend.
Oh, we got a new person involved here.
That's what I think.
Okay.
Is he on the line?
Well, now we need to know the size of Eddie's foot and the size of Abby's boyfriend's foot.
Good call, Andy.
Lunchbox has a theory, and not only does he have a theory, he went and gum shoot it.
What does that mean?
He's a private dick.
Oh.
Yeah, he's half of that.
Yep, go ahead.
Yeah, I did some investigating, and I went and I was like, man, I got to get to the
bottom of this because Eddie missing a pair of shoes is very serious, so I unearthed some audio
that I think is going to point to a suspect.
He unearthed.
What is he talking about?
Uncovered.
Private investigator, man.
Private dick.
You know what I mean?
When you're a private investigator, you can put microphones, you can tap phones and wires
and all that.
I don't know that that's all true, but I have a clip here, so this is a clip.
Maybe just play it.
You unearthed it.
Yeah, you can play this clip, and I think it's going to point towards a suspect.
Go ahead.
I really didn't mean for this to happen.
So I thought about stealing one of his packages.
One of lunchbox's packages.
Yes, and I held it under my desk for like months.
Do you know this?
What is he going to say?
No, I'm no idea.
He has no idea.
And I was just like, oh, I'm going to, I'll submit it in the show.
It'd be funny.
Ha, ha, ha, I held this package for a month.
Somebody cleaned our area.
It's gone.
I don't know where your mail is.
Blunchbox, I'm so sorry.
What was the package?
I have no idea.
We all remember this.
But what did that unearth?
That unearthed that I was walking through the mail room and I was,
I saw a package to Eddie and I was like, oh, you know what?
Payback.
I didn't know what's in the package.
So I just grabbed it.
Oh.
You know what?
Good for him.
Yeah, good for you.
So I just grabbed it.
So he's confessing that he stole it.
He's,
I wouldn't say he's confessing.
He stole it.
What he's saying is don't mess with him and he won't mess with you.
Like, it was just a brown box.
It didn't say, like, it just said to Eddie attention or Bobby Bone Show attention,
Eddie.
It didn't say, it's just a brown box.
And I was like, all right.
So I took it home.
And I didn't know what was in it.
And now I know.
No, there's shoes in it.
Okay.
So you stole my shoes.
No, no, no, no, no.
Everybody, we have to stop stealing mail.
Well, Eddie started it.
I know.
That's why I didn't say anything to lunchbox.
That's not true.
Lunchbox started it.
He stole the boss's wine.
But that had nothing to do with you.
He did still first.
I mean, he stole the wine.
But not yours.
Yeah.
But he did open mail.
Relax.
Relax.
Amy, relax.
You relax.
Your boyfriend's in trouble.
It's okay.
That's true.
Lunchbox is not my boyfriend.
Yet.
Okay, look.
I'm all good.
I didn't know this.
Can you please bring him back?
Working on that.
What does that mean?
What is he talking about?
Did you give his mail back to him?
No, dude, the mail's lost.
Keep him lunchbox.
No!
What are you talking?
Yes.
He lost your mail.
The same thing as him just keeping your mail.
Bones.
Somebody came in and cleaned all our stuff.
But you stole it and that's what happened.
What size shoe do you wear?
Well, I got a pair.
I know, but what size do you wear?
Like 11.
What size are these?
I don't know.
I didn't even, I haven't opened the box.
I didn't know that's what's in there.
Eddie doesn't seem like an 11.
He's a 10.5.
Excuse me?
Yeah.
I'm an 11.
You are?
You have two pair of shoes.
What is that me?
Man, that's awesome.
The judge is ruling, but no more touching anybody's mail.
What's the ruling?
He's bringing him back?
No, he keeps them.
No. Then, no.
You stole his and they were lost.
That's the same thing as you losing him.
But we had a listener calling and say they mailed me $5,000 and I never got it.
They were messing with you.
You were able to keep the shoes.
Unless there's something else, if you want to play a game or something, he can win them back.
But they are your shoes because he did that to you.
Yeah, I need to find them.
And we are done.
We are done here.
Eye for an eye, shoe for a shoe.
No, that's not the law.
It is in his room.
Hey.
No more stealing mail.
Thank you.
Morgan.
I do have one more thing.
We did get a lottery ticket in the mail.
Who's we?
The show.
And it never got opened until the other day.
Scratch it.
So it could be something.
It's the Luke Combs one.
Does it still have?
Can it still win?
Or is it out of play?
I have no idea.
All I know is it's the Luke Combs won.
Oh, that's a new one.
That's still good.
I'll scratch in a minute.
Oh my gosh.
What if we went $2 million?
The judge has said,
launchboxes are your shoes
because he lost your stuff.
You lost his stuff.
This is so dumb.
But no more stealing mail.
If you steal mail,
you will miss a week of the show unpaid.
It'll be unpaid suspension.
What?
How do you do that?
I don't know.
He can steal your paycheck.
I can barely get a hold of whoever does our accounting.
That's true.
Amy, I don't know how about,
I hear people say.
that all the time? There's paid leave, there's unpaid.
It'll be unpaid. No stealing.
Okay, everybody? Okay.
We're good. Got it.
That's funny. He stole his mail back
and ended up being the shoes. That's so dumb. Did you know that
when it first came up? No, literally, oh, when it first
came up, I was like, oh man, those shoes are. I was like, uh-oh.
I had no idea.
Okay. We're all good. We're wiping this away.
We're done. No more shoe mentions. If you want to give them to them, you can.
If not, you got your two pair of shoes, buddy. There you go. Thank you.
This story comes to us from Long Island, New York.
A 56-year-old man was seen slashing some tires of his ex.
Police start chasing him.
He's like, woo, I've seen the movies.
I can jump off this cliff.
In his car.
In his car.
Goes, woo, 50 feet down, boom, lands in a pond.
They had to rescue him.
What movie is, does that actually successfully happen?
Fast and Furious.
I mean, Duke's a hazard.
That's about it.
But what did they do in Fast and Fast.
If you were laying in the water and then get out and stay.
No, the bridge is falling apart and they just keep going.
They just drive on air.
At one point, well, I shouldn't say.
They ended up in space.
Yeah.
You're going to spoil a Fast and Furious?
And there was one that they were attached to a bungee in a helicopter.
Right, right, right.
I remember that one.
Yeah, I don't think it's a secret they went to space because Bobby mentioned it to ludicrous when we had him on the show.
And also, these guys would seem like big Fast and Furious fans, or especially this one guy.
Oh, this guy?
Yeah, he'd be like a big Fast and Furious guy.
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
Probably seen him all up.
Favorite movie, probably.
Probably.
So they had to rescue him.
They had to rescue him and arrest him.
All right, thank you.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead Story of the day.
So my wife and I playing nerds again, it's a card game we play.
It's kind of like solitaire in front of you, but also in the middle you're putting cards.
It doesn't matter with the game, but we get in kind of cycles of what can we do together that's fun.
And recently, it's been, let's just play cards.
And so when someone wins, the next game, they get to pick the music.
And the whole time they get to run the playlist.
And I had won.
And last night, I went all rage against the machine.
Oh, my gosh.
I've never seen her win so quickly and just dominate because she hate.
She was like, this is, what is this?
This is too hard.
And I was like, we won't do what they tell you.
You don't understand.
Yeah.
She was like, what even is this?
I was like, this band, this is like a significant cultural moment.
From your culture.
Correct.
Yeah, from, well, a little bit before her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so she hated it and she dominated.
It's usually pretty close, but no, no, no, it wasn't close at all last.
And then what would she pick?
She picks the different, I mean, today.
Probably something Bobby would enjoy it.
Yeah, well, yeah, that's how I know the music.
The hits of today.
Yeah, she picks, you know, the Harry Styles is.
Tate McRae.
No, that's a little too goofy.
A little too young and goofy.
That's what we listen to a lot.
My daughter's obsessed.
So, but yeah, yeah, yeah, she hates raging his machine.
Good job, dude.
I was hit.
I mean, that's a hard one.
Oh, get with it!
She was like, you don't like music this hard.
I was like, but you don't understand rage.
Yeah.
And you don't even know what we're raging about.
She goes, what did they ever do?
I was like, they had protests all over the world.
Yeah, they changed stuff.
And then she was like, about what?
And I was like, I don't know.
Don't know.
Yeah, I was like, three on your two.
So that's what we did last night.
We're done.
Oh, the reason I was bringing that up,
that game's good for my brain fog.
Because you're looking at numbers and colors
and you're having to, like, identify.
That game's good for me.
But I did see that Scrabble is like the number one game.
If you're having like brain fog or something just doesn't feel right.
Sometimes I'll have those days.
Sometimes I sleep too much randomly.
Like a day a week.
If I do get a bunch of sleep, I'm like, man, I can't connect.
That Scrabble is really good for that.
That reminds me.
I have a game similar to Scrabble in my brain app.
So I'm going to play that.
Spending 20 minutes a day will significantly improve response times of Scrabble.
Yeah.
We play nerds.
That's it.
Hope you guys have a great day.
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