The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full Show) How Did Lunchbox Make Us Look Bad a Pizza Shop? + Amy's Friends Car Got Stolen By Fake Valet! + Pros & Cons Of The Show!

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

Find out what Lunchbox did at a pizza show that made the show look bad, but why he doesn't think it's a big deal! Then, hear what happened when Amy's friend got her car stolen by someone who was pretending to be valet! Plus, Bobby asked listeners to call in and share their pros and cons of the show...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, welcome. Morning studio. Morning. So Lunchbox has called a flower delivery shop, right? Yeah, I called the flower shop and wanted to order some flowers for my wife. And I wanted to see if she would write certain something on the card. Oh, so that's the joke. The joke is the card.

It's not about the flowers. The flowers are, you know, there's a secondary. And what's the joke? What do you ask them to write? I wanted to write the lyrics to honky tonk, but don't. It's so hard to say that. Boris, this is speaking. How can I help you?

Yes, ma'am. I was just calling to trying to get some flowers from my wife. And I was wondering, you know, how much would a dozen roses cost me? One dozen long stem roses arranged. It sits at 100. Okay, and can you write this on the card for me? Mm-hmm. Okay, are you ready?

It's so hard not to stare at that honky-tonk, badonka-donk. Do you have that? Can you repeat that? I have. It's so hard not to stare at that honky tonk, and then what was the last part? But-donka-donk. But-donk. Okay.

Keep in perfect rhythm, making you want to swing along. Swing along. Got it going on like Donkey Kong. And oohie. And oohie. Shut my mouth. Slap your grandma. Honky talk, badonka donk.

And that's it. That's all I want on the card. Okay. Let me read it back to you. Okay. It's so hard not to say at that honky tonk, but don't a don't. keeping perfect rhythm, making them want to swing along, got it going on like Donkey Kong,

and Oooey, shut my mouth, slap your grandma, honky-tong, ba-donk, a-dongk. I mean, I think that's a compliment. It definitely is. I agree with that one. And what is your billing address? I mean, you can hear the phone ring in the background. Like, her time was just wasted. They're busy.

So how did you end the call? No, no, she asked my address. I got nervous. I hung up. I just hung up. You walked her through all that. I walked her through all that. I walked her through all that.

And then she asked me for my address. Why would you get nervous? And I didn't know what to say because I'm like, I don't really want the- Bidocke-Dak-Lane. Yeah, it's easy for you to think of now. Where were you when I was doing the call? You could have said that to me.

And I just hung up. Can you imagine I just sit beside lunchbox and feed him long. I was trying to break call. Funny, though. That's pretty funny. And here's a little honky talk binoced on for you. It's so hard not to stare at that honky tongue. Okay, it's that time of the morning where we open up the mailbag.

Let's go. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been married for almost 11 years. And recently, I was sitting next to my wife and I see she has a DM on her Instagram. And notice it's a message that she sent to a male cell.

celebrity with two emojis that have hearts his eyes. Not row. I'm not sure how to feel about this. Yes, we all have that one celebrity that we find attractive. But my thinking is, if she can do this to a celebrity, what makes me think that she couldn't send something like this to a non-celebrity? Am I overthinking this? Thank you.

Signed anonymous. Amy, be the wife. Tell me why are you doing that? My first thing is that he's overthinking it. I feel like, because you send it to a celebrity that means it's like not real. It's just maybe the celebrity does he know. I don't know the contents of the DM. Was she reacting to something he posted?

Because what if he posted a picture of him and his baby? And she's like, ooh, heart eyes. Heart eyes. I mean, that means nothing. So I feel like until there's more substance here to get worked up about, don't, don't create or give yourself anxiety over something that doesn't even exist. Yes, that is, as Morgan would say, a yellow flag. It's not a red flag.

Yeah. But it is a yellow flag to go, I wonder what this is. You can even ask her. You're sitting next to her. Hey, you just sent Ryan Gosling some hard eyes. And she's like, yeah, because he'll never see it. And then you're like, do you mind if I send do Elipa some hard? Yeah, you know, I don't know what the...

She'd say, go for it. I don't know what the approach is. Good luck. But I would think as long as the message isn't, hey, if you're ever in town, here's my cell phone. Oh, my. Yeah, that part. That's different. That's different.

And I'm kind of torn on this and I'll tell you why. I don't think this is something that should create a big fight because you don't know the context. Find out the context. It's your wife. You've been together 11 years. You can ask her. No, by reading this email, I don't think it's a big deal. That being said, Amy made a point where people send messages to celebrities because it's not real.

And I know how people think that. But I would tell you, we are in an age now where it is easier to reach people. and they may be looking at those messages, and they do feel very real, especially if you're mean. Like, I get some hateful, hateful messages where people just don't think I'm a real person. My wife gets hateful, hateful messages where people don't think she's a real person. Like, she is a literal human with emotions that when you, me too, when you say something that is extremely cutting or personal, it sucks. And so I would also say this about getting into comments or fights with other people on Facebook. just because they're far away and you really don't know them doesn't mean they're not real people

if we approached speaking to people on the internet like we do in real life i think we wouldn't have a lot of that some of that says vile man some and i know that a lot of the people that are awful on the internet aren't awful in human in like real human world and that's what stinks we should act online like we act in real life at least a little more like that because it is It is, it is tough. And I have friends in the music industry, they get messages. And it's hard. It's really hard because people think, well, they're not real.

They're not going to read this. No, it sucks. It sucks. But I don't think this is anything to worry about. That's just my sidebar. Anything you'd like to say to that, Amy? Yeah, I mean, well, when you put it that way, yeah, yes, they are real. And comments might be seen.

But I think if she's throwing it out there to a celebrity she follows online, it could be completely harmless. And I give you permission. If anybody attacks me or my wife in the comment, attack them back. I give you full permission. Go at them. Let them know. Fight fire with fire. That's what I say. Well, I've noticed, too, if I ever reply to something mean, whether it's an email or a comment, then they come back with, oh my gosh, I'm, I listen to the show every day, big fan. And I'm like, wait, what? I hope you die. I want to hope you die. You're ruining radio. And I'm like, hey, you know, I'm just doing the show that I'm doing me. And they're like, oh, you read these? Oh, we do listen for an hour every morning. Yeah. I'm like, no, no, you just hope that died. Yeah.

You just hope I ended up violent crash. And now we're cool. So, anyway, we had dinner the next night. It was great. You all have friends now. Yeah. Nothing to worry about, buddy. You can even ask her about it.

You've been married 11 years. That's the mail bag. Close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail bag. Yeah. All right. Place your bets.

Who can name the most lead singers, Lunchbox or Amy. Oh, goodness. Not known for their musical prowess. No. Not at all. Neither one of them. Eddie, who would you go with? Amy?

Really? Wow. I mean, Lunchbox knows nothing about music. I'm going to go with lunchbox. Yeah. Oh, really. Because he knows nothing,

but every once in a while, he just remembers an odd thing. What? I don't never remember odd things. Sometimes. I think I had a way to get there. Eddie, I bet you ten bucks. Ten dollars.

You're on. This is not a radio bet. This is not a bit. I got cash. If you want the ten, do you want to go to ten? Ten dollars. I got ten on lunchbox.

Let's go. I don't think I would put money on me, but I'm offended. you didn't. We're going to play. For example, for example, this band here. And a little bit of chicken Oh, that's easy. Zach Brown. Okay.

Yeah. Good job, guys. Yeah. That was really hard. Well, obviously that's the example. Yeah, it's an example. Money's on the table. Let's go. Does anybody want to bet against me? I'll give somebody else some bets if you want to take Amy. You know what? No, not you. I'll bet

against Amy. You two don't bet. You're playing the game. Nobody wants No one wants it is that. Come on. Come on, guys. What, Scuba? I'll put 20 on Amy. Oh, let's go, Scooba. Oh, no.

Okay, I'm in. I'm in. Okay. I got a question, though. Are you going to tell us the band, or we just have to hear the clip? But if I said Zach Brown Band, you would have known that. Yeah, I got that. Okay, well, come back and play that game next.

Okay, how many lead singers can you name? It's Amy against Lunchbox, and we have some bets. I've taken Lunchbox, and Eddie and Scoop have bet money. against me. Correct. Okay. So I'll play you the band. I'll tell you who it is. Just name their lead singer. Write it down. There are seven of these. Come on, Amy. Okay? Here we go. Number one. This is Old Dominion. Great. He's up one another. One to zero for sure.

In. Oh, man. What is that guy? They come in all the time. Yeah, but there's about 600 of them. That's true. That's the problem. Five of them. Well, if you can name any of the lead singers of the 600. It's good. Yeah.

You can do it, buddy. A lot of chances there. I don't think I'm a good. I know the drummer's name. What's that? Tripp. No. Witt.

Trip is Lanko. Okay. You want to write something down? I did. Okay. Amy, what do you have? Matt Ramsey. Lunchbox, what are you?

Dang it. Matt Newman. Oh, dang, I'm in the hole. It's a comeback story. It's a comeback story. Okay. Come back to. One for the ages.

This is going to be a movie on Disney Plus. Why you come back and win? I like it. I like it. You're ready. Here's the band. The name of the band is the red hot chili peppers. Oh, I know this one.

I'm looking for their lead singer. Oh. Amy, you remember bringing on that one or it's tied up. Can you let her listen to the music, please? She was singing too. So no singing as a now. I was not singing. On the Old Dominion song, you were singing.

Oh. I'm in. Everybody in? Come on, Amy. Amy? Dave Grohl. Lunchbox? Anthony Keatis.

Anthony Keatis is correct. Let's go. Let's go! Let's go! Where are you guys at? Where are you guys at? All tie up. Five to go.

What is Dave on drums? I'm not telling you, no. I'm not telling you who sing. Any other. Amy, no. Next up. This band. The name of the band is Weezer.

Oh. Who's the lead singer of Weezer? Okay, no singing. I was the only one. one brave enough to bet on lunchbox. Yeah, you are. Hold on. I know who it is.

It's, um... All right, that's time. I can't think of that guy that you obsessed over. Go ahead. It's like the other guy that looks like Buddy Holly. That's incorrect. Lunchbox to take the lead. Oh, Bobby, you say you look like him.

People say you do. And I think his name is Rivers Cuomo. Correct. Yeah. This is not good. Who, woo, woo, whoa, whoa, whoa. Amy, you got to come strong. Okay.

That's unbelievable. It is. You're right. The next band. You may know them by the name of Nirvana. Amy? Kurt Cobain. Lunchbox?

Kurt Cobain. Boom. Yeah. All right. Good, good, good. Rest of peace. Let's go. There are three more.

Oh, come on. Lunchbox has a one point lead. Next up, this band. What? What is this? It's a little local band by the name of the Rolling Stones. Oh, no. Lunchbox is struggling, and Amy's got it. Oh, no. Oh, no.

You do have it? Does he? Yeah, I got it. Rolling Stones. That song is called Paint a Black. Rolling Stones. Go to him first. Let me go. That's the first name of my head, so I wrote it. Come on, lunchbox. You can do this.

What's the answer? Mick Jagger. Amy? Mick Jagger. Yes. Oh, my goodness. Okay, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Two to go.

You believe I didn't get. It's shocked. Freaking rivers. I don't even know what the rolling shows. I don't know what that guy looks like. No idea. That's the first day and pop did. Let's go.

Go with that gut. He has a big mouth. Number six of seven, here we go. I see a little silhouetto of the man. Scaramush, scaramush, will you do the bandango? The name of the band is Queen. They're both confused. They're both confused.

I know. I know it. Lunchbox is sick. Back in his scenes looking at the ceiling. Amy's staring at her paper. They're trying to name the lead singer of Craig. Oh, Amy! You better have this.

The game is over because it just came to my head. It just came to the dome. And I'm writing it big. I'm writing it big. Oh, there's a big win. Oh, my goodness. Let's go. Okay, hold on.

Okay, give her. Okay, calm down. What's that guy? Mr. Robot played him. That guy. Amy, write something down, please. You have five seconds. If you miss it, Lunchbox wins.

I know, but I can't think of what that guy's... I just think of the actor. Okay, let's go over to Amy. Amy? A little bit, blah, blah. Really. Lunchbox for the win. If you get this for the win,

and I collect $10 from Eddie and $20 from Scoob's Bobby, when you first said it, I sat back on my chair and I had Rimmie Malick. And I was like, no, that is the actor, you idiot. What is that guy's name? And I sat here and I thought. And then I was like, he came out and said, I have AIDS. And the next day he died.

And his name is Freddie Mercury. Wait, hold on. What? Freddie Mercury. Okay. Freddie Mercury. Correct. There it is.

Domination. Dominations. Everybody is going up And they stay there! And they stay there. You can bring me the money now. Oh, yeah, go and give it to you a minute. Sorry, guys.

Wow. Oh, my goodness. Nice word. Eddie, just give yours a lunchbox. He deserves it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'll take that one. Yeah, baby. Oh, scuba, why'd you do that? I'm so sorry. Thanks, Amy.

Nice job. I love it. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something. This couple in San Antonio, they got a divorce. And they told their son about it, who was four. He's now turned five.

But they got him a teddy bear to cope with the divorce. They were like, hey, if you're ever feeling sad, this is a teddy bear to have. Keep it with you. You can hug the teddy bear. Teddy bear went to therapy. It's just a thing. The teddy bear was always constant whenever they told him they were getting divorced. And whenever they were going through it.

Well, he lost the bear. The five-year-old took the bear with them everywhere, including a camping trip. and they were away from camp. Someone stole everything, including the bear. So he's like, where's the bear? So the kid asked on a video, hey, anybody know where the bear is? So the mom posted the video of social media and hundreds of people commented. They got 25 replacements sent him from across the country.

They decided to donate all but one of them. And so there are all these kids now that have bears as well, plus the one that they have, all because people just saw it on social media. Wow. Here's a clip of the mom talking about the lesson her son learned. For every one bad person that there is in the world, there are 20, 30, 40 good people that want to see you smile. So we're glad he's got a bear, and we hope he's getting through it, okay. Love that story, love everybody who reached out and helped that kid.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Wodom. My next guest, you know from Stepbrothers, Anchorman, Saturday Night Live and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Farrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like,

and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.

If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Amy, talk to me about texting and driving.

Well, I've always been really bad at it. I get distracted. And especially at lights or if a text comes in, I'm like, oh, okay, I can just check it real quick. But I always have my kids in my car. And my daughter, that sounds really bad. But my daughters. Yeah, I'm always driving and texting my kids. No, it's not like if I'm going 70 down the highway.

But I know that I've been guilty of doing it. and especially at lights and I get distracted, and my daughter's almost 15, and she's going to start doing driver's ed. Next thing you know, it's going to be 16, and I don't want her getting distracted by text messages, even at lights.

So, trying to lead by example, and I'm turning on that message you'll receive. Like, if I'm driving and you text me, you'll get the message, you know, so I'm driving right now, I'll respond once I'm done or something. Yeah. So you're just trying to stop.

That's new me. Let's be honest here. You're just trying to stop texting and driving so your daughter doesn't text. Yeah, you have to lead by example. I can't expect her to do it if she's seen me do it. So this is me holding myself accountable. And then also showing her like, hey, you're not the only one that has to, you know, stay off your phone when you're driving. What I do, because if you get an accident and that phone is thrust forward and it's down by your feet,

let's say they have to jerk you out of a car, they know you're on your phone. Correct. So what I do is I put my phone in the passenger seat. Now, I will grab it at lights. And I always get honked at it. Like, I know I'm, I get about three honks a day because I won't go. I'll just be looking on my phone. Oh, hey, sorry, buddy.

Throw my hand up. That happens quite often, and probably not legal. And I don't text, but occasionally I'll look over at a text, which I shouldn't do. I've gotten, I've cut back 80% to 85%, but I always put it in the passenger seat in cases of wreck. Because when it happens, they'll be like, Hey, at least he wasn't texting and driving. Always thinking ahead. And even if I was, I can picture now if I get in a wreck, I have to...

Throw it. What I have to do is like break a rib to get down to it and throw it over on the other side. But think about this and how important these texts aren't. Right. If for some reason you rear in someone because you were texting and driving, let's say nobody dies. Nobody gets seriously or you just rear in someone. You're going to think to yourself, why was I texting and driving? I was so stupid.

I'll never text and drive again. just imagine that's already happened. Never text and drive again because you rear-ended someone. That's going to be so awful because it's not worth it. And if it does happen, you will have that conversation with yourself. So just have that conversation now. So you're going to feel like it to rerended somebody without having to pay for it, without having anyone to be hurt, and never text and driving it.

It's just not worth it. You can hit somebody walking across the street because you're looking down. And you'd be like, why was that so stupid to text and drive while I was driving the car? it isn't how many texts do we get are really that important anyway also think about that that's by the numbers game how many texts can't wait zero right no text is that important and then also if it is an emergency they could call you right correct that's really what's going to happen so and then I if and I've got my car hooked up or my phone hooked up to where I can answer it safely I just have to

the hardest thing for me is not to look at scores I'm driving scores of what games especially when we got money what other scores would it be yeah how many scores scores of what, would you, like scores of, hey, just get score? Are you scoring? Are you settling a score? Okay, but I don't know which sport. All of them? Yeah. So every score, so all year long you struggle with scores? Yeah.

Because there's always something. Yes. Okay. Or rankings or yes, yes. But I just have a conversation in my head that if I would have hit somebody, I'd go, God, and why was I, so in my head I've already hit somebody and I've already had the conversation with myself. Like, oh, I don't want that ever happen again. So I'm going to keep that from happening. It's not worth it.

Don't text and drive. Amy, good job by you. Thanks. I like who you are. How do you set that up, baby? It's like automatic response. Yeah, it's an option on your phone. I'm going to do that too.

You're going to do it too? Why not? Why not? Why not? Sounds great. I'm busy right now, driving. I'll text you later. Eddie won't even be driving.

I just have it on all the time. I was reading some comments for some listeners and they're like, we hate when people call in. Really? I don't agree or disagree. Sometimes I look at the phones and I'm like, oh, that might be interesting. And honest to God, sometimes it's not. And I pick up a call and we're live.

And I'm like, well, this call kind of sucks and I give Ray the fingers like to turn it down but sometimes it's awesome and so the general sentiment was we don't listen to hear

other people call into the show we listen because we want to hear you be funny or you be compelling or you be and so I just kind of sitting with that for a couple days

that if listeners hate callers no more callers listeners love callers we put on more callers I think in the end it comes down to me going do I think

this is it going to be good entertaining And I will admit sometimes it is not. That is the difficult part of live radio is that sometimes you put somebody on and sometimes they go rogue on out of you. They're like, hey, I'd like to call and I really have a positive story that I want to share. And they come on and they're talking about their pizza topping from last night. Yeah, it's like, wait, what? I like callers.

Yeah. I mean, it's a reminder. For us, it's a mix. It's refreshing. But I'm just letting you guys know I'm paying attention to what you're saying. Like I'm picking up what you're putting down. and it's a risky segment to do, but if there's something we do that you hate,

let us know. Like 17 years ago or something before I was even on the show, I had an hour commute to work, and I would listen to the Bobby Bone Show. And I called it. What? It was, though. I was a listener, and I called in.

I know, yeah. And I got to work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all were like, where are the best places to eat in Austin? I told y'all. And I went to work and I was so excited. and everyone's like, who are you, what?

What show? Yeah, who? Who? So, I enjoy talking to our listeners, but if you hate the callers, let me know. If there's another segment, not just us talking. If you just hate us talking, we're probably not the show to listen to. You can't do anything about that. Yeah, but if there's like certain segments, maybe you do love hate.

Right? You can call and let us know. One you love. Yeah. One you hate. In a kind way. Maybe funny. You have to call it hate?

Yeah. All right, we have callers on that want to tell us. I said, hey, you can tell us. And I started off by going, tell us what you don't like. Because some callers and some people saying they don't like collars. They're like, tell us what you don't like. Because we'll work on that. We want to be a better show for you.

I guess the irony here is I said, hey, people hate callers. Let's do it a bit where call in. That's pretty ironic. Yeah. It's like Ray Yane. Rachel in New York. Let's go talk to Rachel who is standing by. What's happening?

Rachel? Good morning, Bobby. Morning studio. Morning. Oh, I love that. So I love all the different perspectives, like all the callers calling in from all over the place. Like, I'm in upstate New York, and we're not really a big country music area. So I'm a huge fan.

I love listening to you guys every morning. I look forward to it. As soon as I get up, I have to turn the radio on, and I listen to you while I'm getting ready for work, while I'm doing my work. And as soon as you guys go off the air, I'm kind of bummed. But I just love hearing all the different people talking about all their different lives and all their different thoughts on what you guys do and how you do it. But, you know, I may agree. I may disagree, but I always have a smile on my face.

I appreciate that. Let's use that in the commercial. I mean, I may think you're really stupid, but I always got a smile on my face. Yeah, that's Rachel, we put a little quote, Rachel in New York. well they're real idiots and they really add nothing to the community but they are they put a smile on my face uh rachel thank you really appreciate your call okay thank you all right have a great day i'm gonna be honest i'm looking at the screen and they're all just want to talk about they like oh no no hates the requirement though to share what you like is to share something you don't like but like

tony and missouri is on okay well i'm sure he can say something i know great tony i need you to fit something negative into this so tony all i see are like so give me something you love something you don't yeah absolutely so i mean for me uh i it's a we talk about love, like I love all of the games we play. I think if I had to go back and pick something I didn't like, it kind of revolved around. So, like, when we did, like, the football trivia against women, just kind of like the battering by lunchbox of some of these different areas

can come off a bit bitter there. But for the most part, like, I absolutely love the games we play. I love that when a caller calls in, we know where they're from, because it's like a connection from, like, all across the nation. It's like a little on me is connection to somebody listening in Seattle. Tony I swear to God He's saying we

He's saying we Yeah but like He's like he's part of us I love it It's the greatest company He's like we do this Very good That's our goal is to

Hopefully you feel like a we It's amazing Also You would think we sent these people 10 bucks And Vennmode them to call And give us these calls Tony's like

I love the positivity You bring in the morning And that's what we try to do But it's almost It sounds like we put people up to say in this Yeah well and when they use the word We I want other listeners And no he's not

He's a producer in the back room He's like, hey, when I'm making the game in the back. But it's awesome that he phrases this. Yeah, Tony, where in Missouri do you live? I live in Springfield. Man, just appreciate that. Call so much.

And that is the greatest compliment. You consider yourself one of us because we consider you one of us. All right, have a good morning. And thanks for taking the time out of your day to give us a call on the phones here. Absolutely. Have a great day. On a phone, Missy and Texas. Bobby, I just wanted to let you know my daughter, Abby.

She has this podcast. I don't actually post it for her, just caveat there. But her and her friend, every day after school, come home and they do a podcast. They're eight years old. They're in second grade called Drama Talks. And they love to pretend that they're bones. So she calls herself Abby Bones. And when they close off, they go, byeie, just like you, Bobby.

I say byeie. You do? I feel like. I say a lot of stuff that I don't know I say sometimes. You guys are like, yeah, of course you do that. Oh, bye. Would you like me to record like an intro to their podcast so we can email you and they can just play it on... Oh, that'd be great.

Okay. So it's called Drama Talk, right? And then it's just hosted by Abby. Abby and Maggie. Okay, Ray, can you give me some sort of music? We'll do it live here. Turn, we'll turn that music down. Just build me up.

We're just doing this on the fly here. This is cool. Go ahead. Welcome to Drama Talk. Oh, it's the most dramatic talk all day, every day. With your hosts. Abby and Maggie. And now, let's get dramatic.

Yay! Fade out? I love it. I love it. Okay. Stay on the phone. I don't actually post her podcast, guys. We know. It's okay.

No, it's just for her to play in the room. Like, she has a real intro. So take this. We'll email it to you. Will you stay on the phone for a second? We'll get your email address? Definitely. Thank you.

We'll send you that clip, and hopefully they like it. All right, awesome. They're going to love it. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I love looking up strange laws from time to time, and they put out a list of the top strangest ones in the U.S. right now. And the first one, it's happened to me. And it's illegal, but it's illegal to surprise send a pizza delivery to someone's house.

You moved because of that. Yeah. We still think it's lunchbox? Do we? Did you ever? Yeah. What? Amy moved.

Well, it was multiple pizzas for multiple weeks in a row. And it just freaked me out. Amy moved because she thought somebody had her. And my theory is, first it was probably Tygin Daniel. Sure. Or a lunchbox. And I do not think it's Tygin Daniel anymore. I've talked to them on air and off.

You still think it's lunchbox? Hello? Have you talked to me on air? Well, right now you're not denying it very strongly. I think it definitely could be lunchbox. And now he's so embarrassed and ashamed of it. He'll never admit it. They'll never admit.

Amy moved homes because she thought somebody was kind of half-stalking her. It's here under the law. This is actually in the state of Louisiana. But it's considered harassment. So if someone does that. Pretty tasty harassment though. In Arizona, it's illegal to let your donkey sleep in a bathtub. Wow.

Yeah. In Hawaii, Alaska, Maine, and Vermont, it's illegal to have billboards because it's an attempt to preserve scenic beauty. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, that's actually one that makes sense. Yeah. And then in Baltimore, it's illegal to do any sort of fortune telling. What about fortune?

cookies. Maybe, I don't know. Maybe they can't have them. You go and you buy a ticket into the house or they give you a special fortune cookies. That's what I would do as the loophole. Yeah. Like my cousin told you when you were going to get engaged. She did your fortune.

Yes, but she was on the phone and it was legal. Yeah. From another country. Not in Baltimore. Okay. Okay. So because of work schedules and phones, American families are spending just 37 minutes of quality time together per day. And when I saw this, I was like, honestly, that per day, that seems like a lot for day.

When you put together school, the different activities that happen after school, then like trying to cook dinner, then getting ready for bed, like it, we sat around the table last night trying to play a game and I think we got maybe 15, 20 minutes in, but that was our quality time for the day. And that's us getting lucky. But I don't blame it all on phones. I don't think I had that much quality time as a kid. We had school. We had sports. We had eat dinner by yourself. You know, we didn't sit around the radio and play checkers. Yeah. So I think that's just something that happens with the family.

It gets harder and harder to spend time together. I don't blame it on phones. I enjoy phones and I'll fight for the phone. But exactly. But I mean, when you're a dad, like, you might be like, oh, okay, I'm still over here on life. I think I would have been that way regardless. Phones or not. I think the struggle would still be there.

We're not spending enough quality time together. I mean, in the 80s, the 90s, there was always a let's have dinner as a family movement because they felt they weren't spending an. enough time because people were at the TV too much. Exactly. I don't even know. I want dinner on the table, but honestly, with all the things and, like, I don't know how it's possible driving around.

I want to eat from my phone, my phone to feed me as I watch it. I want to look at my phone and be fed. All right, what else? Well, Jake Gyllenhaal denies that Taylor Swift's song all too well is about him. He says that it's about Taylor's relationship with her fans, which I don't know. It really feels like it's about Jake. I don't know. But he also said that he would really like her supporters to get it together.

And she needs to take a certain level of responsibility and have them be civil and not cyberbullying people because he got attacked after that video came out. I don't want to get cyber bullied, so I don't want to say anything. Be honest with you. I'm all good. Hey, Swifty's. A-OK with me.

We could. We could. All right. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. 17-year-old Luke moved from Brazil to Massachusetts,

had no idea it was going to be that cold, so he didn't have a jacket. But luckily, his high school had a donation program, so he got a jacket from them. He's wearing it one day, and he reaches in his pocket, and he says, what is this? A pair of Gucci watches, a diamond, an emerald bracelet, and two diamond rings.

He's like, oh, my gosh. He's like... A loose diamond. Yeah. And he looks at the jacket, and he says, nothing on here except the name Dave. He made some phone calls, called the donation place. They tracked down

Dave. They found Dave and said, hey, we have your jacket and there was some stuff in there. And Dave was so thankful. He's an older guy. He said, oh my gosh, those rings. That was my wife's wedding ring and another ring she had. She just recently died. And the rest of the jewelry is my mother's. Thank you so much. Here's audio of Dave

getting his jacket. It was the Redding Wing I bought my wife. It meant the world that my daughter's got their mother's stuff back. I don't know it sounds like a mobster to me Yeah Because his accent I'm not be honest with you

I don't know I think he's insane Oh hey it was my mom You know You know slick Polly told me I mean maybe my wife told me If I didn't get it back There's two dudes in the back

Yeah yeah what he said We agree with them We loved his mom Yeah I mean Oh Dave Let's gonna swim with the fishies I mean he's a friend of ours

Hey Dave got his stuff back Yeah we like that We like that We like that That's because his story's probably true Yeah But he did sound like John Gotti A little bit

Yeah A little bit. All right. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying.

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I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up-and-coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved.

And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that.

There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. All right, it's Thursday, so we do the morning corny, but we try to figure it out. We have 90 seconds to figure out Amy's morning corny, and we call the investigative corny. The morning corny! Why did the vegetable boat sink? Why did the vegetable boat sink? Okay.

Carriots. Turn up. Peppers. Banana boat. Turn up. Turn up. Turned up. Why did the vegetable boat sink?

cauliflower. Broccoli. Lettis. It let us. Lett us astray. Okay. Let's think about sinking things. Okay.

The bottom of the sea. Bottom of the lake. Cale. The. Vegetable salad. Why did the vegetable boat sink? Cucumber. Why do boats sink?

Why do boats sink? Anchor. We got to turn into the vegetable. Why do boats sink? They tip over. Tip over. Crash. Overflow.

Over. They sink of... Water chestnuts. Wait. Water chestnuts. I've heard of many boats sinking. Crash. Why do vegetable boats sink?

Why do boats? Okay, let me think about boats. I can't. They run out of gas. Our flat bottom would sink if they're... Like the plug. plug out. Okay. So if there was like a hole in the boat.

Hey, what about squash? It got squashed. 15 seconds. Oh my gosh. You got nothing, guys. It's got to be something with how the boat goes down. Well, yeah, because why did the vegetable boat sink? Yeah, I mean, it's got to be that. Yeah. Tomato. Too heavy. Splat. We don't have it. We had five. I thought you would have this. Eggplant. Egg planted.

We're out of time. Bobby, you were so close. But everything I said, they looked at me like I was stupid. What was he close with? What was he close with? Okay, let's see. Pulling the plug out of the boat. I said the boat would, our flat bottom would go down if you didn't plug it in the back. That's also how you got rid of the water.

Right, but how do you tie that to the vegetable? Here we go. The morning corny. Why did the vegetable boat sink? Why? It was full of leaks. What are leaks? What is a leak?

L-E-K-S? Never heard of that vegetable. That's your problem. That's your problem. Yeah. I don't know who that is. Is it, though? They have that at the grocery store.

I wouldn't know a leak if it hit me in the face. Yeah, exactly. I think, now that you say that, I'm like, I assume that's a vegetable. Dang. But I don't think I would know, I don't even know what one looks like. Amy, that was too smart for us. Oh, okay. What family's a leak in?

A leak. A leak. They have them at the grocery store, and it looks like a big green onion, kind of. Oh, you know what? I think those are big green onions. All right, this happened to Amy's quote-unquote friend. My theory is she's her friend. But, okay, what happened to your friend?

Well, you know it didn't happen to me because, well, I have my car. Okay. So my friend went to eat, and as she's approaching the restaurant, she gets flagged down by the valet, kind of early on. I guess in her mind, she's thought, oh, I guess trying to get ahead of things here, has on a jacket, gives her a ticket, and says, validate this inside the restaurant, and your parking's free. So she hands over her car and her keys, and she goes into the restaurant. She tells the hostess She needs to validate the ticket And the hostess says

We don't have valet She goes back out and he's gone What Her car got stolen She filed up police report and everything Like I Isn't that wild It's crazy

That is crazy That someone would wear a coat Be out, no mask on their face Meaning not a robbing mask You're going to steal a car Right in the middle of everything in front of a restaurant? Amy, was it a really nice car? Did she talk to the person?

No, it's just a normal car. Stole it. Like normal. And did they find it? Do they have it back? Not that I know of yet. Maybe they're going to get it back. How brave of that person, too.

Well, you know if this is either they, this is their first time trying in, they got super lucky, or it's worked before. And they're like, okay, that's their thing. They wear a coat and they steal cars. But then what do you do with the car? I literally don't know. What do you do with the car? Sell it, strip it? Yeah.

That's usually what they do. It ends up in Mexico, stripped. But who do you sell it to? Like, I need to know this stuff. Black market, man. But how? Everyone says that. I bet people know.

People know they could call in and tell us either because they've done it or it's happened to them or they work in law enforcement. I still do it. You trade it for drugs? Yeah. It happens. Or you use it in a crime. Yep.

That way they don't trace it to you. Pull an ATM down the street. You guys are a little too knowledgeable about this. We've heard stories. Yeah, I can't believe that actually happened. And I, after it happened, I was like researching. And this is a thing that has happened to. So it's not, I know it seems like it's in a movie, but it's real.

So what's the takeaway here? How do we make ourselves less prone to be taken advantage of? Well, I felt like, okay, this could for sure happen to me, especially if I'm running late and the valet conveniently comes to me. I pull out to my house. There's a guy with a bat. Hey, I'm here. Oh, okay.

Well, here. And tells me that if I validate the ticket, it's free. So I don't even consider not giving him because maybe I don't want to pay the 20 bucks or whatever it is. So I would say, make sure there's a valet. stand or like an umbrella I don't know or just say an umbrella The umbrella is basically the blue check mark of Instagram If they have an umbrella you know

I know I don't know but just don't Hand over your car and leave your keys in so Quickly like make sure Like oh you're the valet Maybe the stand Pull over and wait until you see people I need to see your ballet badge please sir Please show it to me

Yeah or you see people like running I want to see you breathe no that means they're running from the police I mean no I'm going to say I'm going to wait here until I see you pull around another car or something. By that point, I'm going to park myself. Okay, but thank you for the heads up that we just need to be more aware. Yes. And I cannot believe that happened to your friend.

Why not I'm driving a rent-a-car today? I'm not a big road rage guy, mostly because I know I mess up too. And so, unless somebody's just doing it on purpose and you don't really know that. I tend to not get too mad. Sometimes I freak out if someone almost hits me. But you ever watch somebody in your rearview? And like, you're stopped and they're coming a little too hot. And you're like, oh, my God, here it comes.

Oh, yeah. And they stop just in time. Freaking out the whole time. Oh, boy. And there's nowhere you can go because there's a car in front of you. And sometimes they go up on the side. Yeah. Most times, that's not me.

It's the person behind me. A couple times it's been me. Yeah. So not a big road rage person. Eddie is, and we'll go back to him in a second. But in a video, the unidentified suspect is seen lashing out of a victim, goes by Amaro in a McDonald's parking lot in Richmond. So a furious woman rams a mother of two's car outside of a McDonald's for cutting her off before

running the woman over too. Wow. I'm going to break it down. I'm going to break the play down for you here. The suspect cut in front of the person who was in the line. The suspect then started throwing items, including a water bottle, at the other car. Then she goes back inside of her vehicle and rams the car. then the person who was in line gets out in front of the car and it's like, hey, what's going on?

I'm not letting you drive away from the scene. So then the suspect accelerates and runs over the person with the front bumper. So gets mad that they got cut, starts throwing stuff, rams them, and then runs them over. The suspect then got out of the vehicle and punched the person several times before driving away. Of course. But it doesn't just unidentified suspect. Surely they got to know who this is from Daily Mail. That's all the things.

Yeah, there's so much underlying anger there. Like, it really... Yeah, like what happened to them earlier in the day. Yeah, like she just has to... Or, like, she's carrying around something, and then road rage is where it comes out. I think that's what road rage is. Underlying anger elsewhere in your life

that presents itself in those circumstances and you lose control. Eddie has someone who suffers from road rage and at times does really dumb things even with your kids in the car. Do you feel that? No, I disagree with that 100%. I'm having a great day.

It's just when someone... is driving recklessly or doing something that I feel. I go into, what would you call it, vigilante, is it what's it called? Oh, stop. Vigilante mode. Now he's saying it's vigilante. So, like, I'll give you example. Are you Batman?

The other day. The Batman on the road? We're all driving on two lanes, right? And there's a car and I can see my rear view late for work or something passing everyone left and right. And like, oh, here he comes. And he starts passing me on the turning lane to my left. So I act like, well, you know what?

I need a turn too. So I block him. You mean to the right. On the left, you know, when you're driving, there's a turning lane. Oh, got it. You're not in the inner. In the middle. So I get in the middle turning lane.

I just stop right there and keep my left blink around. But why? Because Eddie, that could have created an accident too, worse than anything he was doing. He needs to slow down. He's putting everyone in danger. And that's when I get in. See, I'm not even road range.

I'm trying to help everyone else on the road. No, you get angry. That's an angry move. That's like a, it's underlying something. Underlying is that you don't know it's there. So I'm not surprised that Eddie disagreed with what I'm saying. is because it's underlying. And to your point, Amy, when Eddie gets upset,

he does go into his garage and just breaks things. Bones, I did that once. Maybe twice. No, you said you liked breaking rooms. You like breaking things and brooms. So there's something in you. Let's talk about it. We brought in a therapist.

Go on in. No, I'm just kidding. Eddie looked at the door. Where is it? I mean, I thought about it. It's just like, it's just, I get in this mode wherever I feel like, you know, I can't do something about a situation.

I get frustrated. What about when you screw up on the road? I have a lot of grace because I Like if I You just said No no no no What I'm saying is

I never cut people off Or doing it like that There's accidental times Where I have to cut someone off Because I was spacing And oh my gosh I gotta get in the right lane To exit

And what if someone did to you The crap That you're doing to others I would understand it Okay He's like I give myself great How do you know the difference You can't roll down the window

And be like Hey what was your reason For doing that I would just say chill out Okay Just mind my own Is what you're saying A wise man once said

Don't start no S won't be no S. Oh. So let people do their thing, unless they're hurting somebody. You could cause an accident worse than they ever would. Yeah, trying to block someone from weaving in and out. I slowed him down. I slowed him down.

Okay, so now he's like proud of himself. Everybody, when you start to feel road rage, just, let's, think about how dumb Eddie sounds in this segment. They're probably like, I would have done the same thing. Eddie thinks he's a vigilante. You heard him. Vigilante. But people with it, they don't see it.

It's almost like they're in denial. Like, listen to him. They don't see it. And they have to want to see it and want to. Yeah, the first step is acknowledgement. Bones, you know when like the Razorbacks lose? That's the only time I fell rage. It's the only time I fell rage. I see Red. If we lose a close game,

I see Red and I hate everybody that ever had an association with the other school that just beat us for the whole life. I feel the same way when I see someone do something wrong on the road. Okay. I'm going to play you sounds from the 2000s. For example, if you hear this sound right here, what is that?

Like a Nokia? That's it. Nokia ringtone. You would have got a point. Wow. Wow. I would have just said ringtone. That was my first phone. Nokia ringtone would have been the answer. Now, I want to put Ashley on. Ashley, good morning. How are you? Oh my gosh. Good morning, Bobby. Morning studio. Morning.

If you picked the right person, you will win this toaster. Wow. And a Beanie Baby from my collection. Wow. Oh, my gosh. That was quite the day, huh? Okay, so you have three options here. You have Amy.

Mm-hmm. Hello. Lunchbox. Man, I am ready to toast your toast, girl. Lunchbox? Or Eddie. What up, what up. They will hear sounds from the two.

Like Amy. Whomever gets the most wins, and if you pick the right person, you also win. Okay, Ashley. Okay. Go ahead. Pick somebody. I'm going to go with Amy because I absolutely love Amy. Okay.

Okay, here we go. I'm going to get you that toast. You can win her with that toast. I know. You burn your toast now. All right, here we go. Write your answer down. Number one.

Ouch. What is that from? Oh, that's great. What is that is incredible. Write your answer down. That is a famous sound. from the 2000s. Right now, Eddie's struggling?

Yeah, big time. Yeah, what happens when we play young people games? Eddie, what do you have? Band-Aid commercial. Oh. Wow, he really didn't know. I thought he was just kind of joking. Lunchbox.

Charlie bit my finger. Amy? Charlie bit me. Yes. That's Charlie bit my finger. That a YouTube? The famous YouTube video from 2007. We all reenacted it and made our own video.

Next up, name this sound from the 2000s. It's your primitive is why I'm yet. It's your primitive is why I'm yet. Everybody's writing it down. Eddie? Yeah, that's Missy Misdemeanor. Reverse it. No?

No good. No good. Lunchbox. Missy Elliott. I need the name of the song. Oh, you need the name. Yeah, you didn't hear me. I give you five seconds.

Yeah, no. My milkshake brings all the boys in the yard. Boom. No good. What? Amy. I have Missy Elliott. flip it and reverse it?

No good! Put your thing down flip it? It's working. Oh. Let me work. Get it. I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it. And then...

Blame, sub and sub... Flip it and reverse it. Oh. Well, close enough. All right. Amy one, lunchbox one, Eddie zero. I have... No, no.

You have one. We've only done two. I feel like I got that one just now. Okay, so did I. I feel like I got it. But it ain't happening. You know what you're saying? Here we go.

What? What? Number three. I said, I feel like I have wings that will grow out of my butt and fly, but that ain't happening. Got it. Oh. You hit it again. That sound is from 2001.

Lunchbox sounds like he's using the bathroom. Yes. I don't know. That was tough. Okay, Amy. 2001. Answer. I don't know.

Blockbuster. Uh-uh. Lunchbox. Netflix. Uh-uh. Eddie, to get back in this and tie it up. Please. Go.

Please tell me I have this. Is this wind? Startup correct yeah number four of seven here we go okay lunchbox Pokemon go Amy farm land farm farmville farm shoot I called it farmland I never played that I can't give it to me I wrote it down what you write down farmland Eddie no man that's angry birds angry birds there are I never played that three remaining hey I'm back you're back Eddie is now in the lead Hey, I don't care as long as Amy don't win.

We didn't get picked. It's whoever didn't get picked. Oh, that's true. Next time. Like, five different things went through my head and changed as that went. You can only write one down. I know. Write your answers down, guys?

I guess I was not alive in the 2000. 2000? That's it. The year 2000. This wasn't in the 90s. No. Oh, my gosh. This wasn't.

Lots of stuff. All right, guys. Everybody in? Amy. The Simpsons. The Simpsons? I know that's not right, but do you hear it in the beginning, though? No.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, play it. The Simpsons. That's good. Just because you guys sang over it. No, but then it goes into. Keep playing it. Hold on. We got to get the answer.

Hold on. We're not going to play what it almost is. Lunch Vikes. It's when the blizzard's rolling in. It's frozen. Incorrect. I know. If you hear it in the beginning, play it.

Eddie. No, man, that's the castle, and it's the beginning of Disney movies. Correct. Disney. But that's not just in the 2000s, though. Disney. It's when it started 2000.

Yeah. Disney started in the 90. No one that sounds. I should have just put this. Next up. Don't hate guys. What's that sound from? What is that?

Sounds on the 2000s. 2001 is this? And I, this could have been me. What do you mean by that? It could have been me making that sound. It's not, it wasn't, but I'm saying that could have been me making that sound. Okay. Lunchbox?

Typewriter. Amy? Duck calls. Eddie? Yeah, Budweiser commercial. It's the iPod. The what? On the iPod.

Oh, yes. That's how you used to navigate on it. Yeah, that's the iPod wheel. I thought it was the, maybe 2000 was too early for, what's that show, Duck Dynasty. Yeah, that was a good guess, though. Final one. Familiar at all? Whoa.

That definitely gives me that feeling of. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Everybody in? In friends. I'm in. In.

Yeah, I'm in for the win. Lunch Vugs. That's the Apple iPhone unveiling. Yeah. Nailed it. Amy? I just have Apple, the company. I need to talk to Mike and see what he thinks.

Yeah, see, he's got to be more specific. You do? Eddie. Because I don't think it's the phone. Eddie, the computer. Eddie? I mean, I have Farmville. So I'm out of this.

It's not Farmville. And the final question worth five points. Mike, are we going to accept him? No, because Nintendo Wii. Oh, you're way off, dude. You're way off. Oh, this is depressing. Eddie, you want.

You want. Oh my God. She doesn't get the toast here. Like the toast. That's what the old joke. Dang, I feel so bad. Hey, Eddie, I'll actually sing this time. I feel terrible.

Tao, tow, tow. Oh, too, down, tow. Woo-woo! I'm a hater. Ashley, you didn't win. Ashley, I'm so sorry. I don't know. That's okay.

We're sorry, Ashley. No excuses. Ashley, next time you pick me? Yeah, Eddie wins most games. I mean. But I still. could have, it was just a few Yeah, it was a couple of, you only got one point of the whole

seven. Really? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. You nailed that Nokia ringtone. I thought you were, uh, you had the example. I got the example right. Okay. Ashley, I'm very sorry. You didn't win. It's okay. I'm just glad I got the call in. Hey, Ashley, you want to give anybody a shout out? Oh, I think you about to volunteer to buy her a toaster, Amy. I was like,

wow, you are crazy. That would have been real nice, Amy. Mm-hmm. I just want to give a shout out to my sister, Bailey Hall. She's at work right now. I was headed down to class right now, but she's actually the one who turned me on to y'all show. I was a sophomore in high school when I started listening, and now I'm 20, and I'm going to my sophomore education class. Oh, that's awesome.

Wow. Well, thank you very much. You live near Houston, so we appreciate you listening and calling and just being one of our friends. So thank you, and hope you have a cool day. I don't know who says that a cool day. Thank you. I don't know. You just did.

I don't know. I was trying to relate to the kid. I know. She's 20 and I'm like, hey, hey, a young human. I hope it's a cool day. What's wrong with me? Oh, no. We just felt me get older in one single second.

All right, Ashley, have a good day. Very cool day. I should start saying that now. Have a cool day. I'm such an idiot. A win is a win. A win. I don't care what you're saying.

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All right, so we have two different people on the show that reached out to me. First of all, Eddie, the second of all, Ray Mundo. And they both came to me with a similar story about lunchbox. About me? Yeah, Eddie's note, same story. They both brought the same thing but different times. Eddie said, lunchbox is making the show look bad in public. That's from him.

Ray said, went to lunch with lunchbox and got a taste of LB's celebrity status. That's funny. So they both have their version of the story. Eddie, I'll let you go first. Yes, we go to lunch. It's us three. And, I mean, we walk in, we order our food. It's a pizza place.

And then we sit down. We're talking, and the food comes. And not even the server, just the guy out of the kitchen who's delivering the food. He puts the pizza in front of lunchbox, and lunchbox looks like, that's not my pizza. And the guy said, well, that's what you ordered, the sausage, pepperoni. He's like, that's not mine. I ordered the large. And the attitude was, the guy had no idea what to do.

He's like, sir, look, here's the receipt. there's the size you ordered, the toppings, and he gets frustrated. Was he angry immediately? Lunchbox started to turn red and said, I'm not eating that pizza. That's not what I ordered. And he pointed to me in Ray's pizza, which was the extra large one. He goes, that's the size I want. And I mean, he starts making a huge deal in this restaurant.

Everyone can hear. Okay. So is that your story? Yes. Ramundo, I'd like you to share your version of the story. What do you remember happening with the pizza? Yeah, lunch totally. screwed up the size. It was like, it wasn't small, medium, and large. It was 16, 18, 24. And lunch just

screwed up the numbers and said 16, which is actually a small. It sounds big. And so he ordered a small when he thought you ordered a large. So the guy brings the pizza out. Then how do lunchbox treat the guy from the kitchen? That's not my pizza. I told you. I'm not exaggerating. But guys, realize that he turned his shoulder to him like, I'm not even looking at that pizza because it's not mine. Oh, you wouldn't even look at it. Correct. Look, here's what happened. I went up to the counter and I said, oh, I don't know how, what size that is, but that sounds too small.

I'll take the larger pizza. And then I went and sat down. So when this guy comes up, I'm facing my left, talking to everyone, he comes up on my right shoulder and he puts this tiny pizza there. Like, you know, you go to a...

That you ordered? Like a personal little... Like you go to a baseball game and you get that little box of pizza. It was that small. That you ordered? And I said, no, because I said the larger pizza.

Did you say it that way? Yeah. Say it right now how you said it there. I said, I don't know what size that number is, I said, but I'll take the larger one. At the counter. Yes, which is the bigger pizza of the two options. And so I was like, cool, I'm going to get the larger pizza.

And it comes, and it's that small one. You get at baseball games. And I just looked at it over my right shoulder and said, that's not my pizza. So you wouldn't look at the pizza. Because it's not my pizza. Once you looked at it, then it's like you bought. You see it, you buy it. I didn't want to breathe on it and him be like, oh, sorry, sir, you breathe on it.

You have to eat that pizza. Because that happens. Because you thought, you truly thought he accidentally brought I truly thought he brought someone else's pizza and he goes, aren't you order number 54? I was like, I don't know what number I am. Okay, well, no one else ordered pizza. So I said, fine, man, I'll just eat it.

Whatever. You said it that way? Yeah. Exactly. Because I was so hungry that I ordered the larger pizza. They messed up my order because the girl at the front, she's too busy with her earbuds in her dang ears that she doesn't want to pay attention to the customers.

Xbox is yelling at the sky right now. I mean, that's what's annoying about this is it's her fault because she had did she have earbuds in? She had earbuds in. So obviously she's not paying attention to the customer. Did she get your order right, Eddie? She got it to the T. Did she get raised water right?

She got mine right, but she definitely didn't understand Eddie. Eddie got a free water because she didn't know he wanted a water. So Eddie just grabbed it from the freezer. Yeah, some sparkling water. So Eddie got a free water. She was like, oh, just keep it. So she wasn't paying attention. So she screwed up.

And so I was frustrated. When someone doesn't do their job, I'm mad. And I didn't. And so, yes, I jumped on the guy from the kitchen. Probably not his fault. But when you bring me the small pizza, when I order the larger pizza, I'm frustrated. and I'm frustrated now because I was so hungry.

And Bones, that rant you just heard, he did that at the table. I thought that y'all were exaggerating and that he would come on and sort of redeem himself in a way. But he's confirmed, I think I've asked twice, that was the tone you were using. And he's like, yes. So like I don't. Yes, you have to let them know that you're frustrated. No, you don't. You can be like.

Are people not allowed to mess up? Or did you mess up? He messed up. I didn't mess up. He said, I'll take the larvents. But that to me says nothing. To me that says there are three sides. If there is a 16, I don't remember, 20 and a 22.

You have to say 22. Okay. Or I think the larger ones actually the middle. There's that one, the larger and the largest. Right. Take the larger one. No, this was a specialty pizza so they had two sizes. Oh, dang for the fruit.

It wasn't just a plain, no, no. Are you, wait. Hold on. There was like plain pepperoni, you know, had three sizes. But this had like pepperoni and sausage and something, so they only had two sizes. So, your honor, can I call a witness? Amy, go ahead. What are you going to ask?

I was going to ask him he was hungry right now. Is that what I think? Is that why is he so angry? Who's your witness? Oh, there's a bald guy in the back. Oh, scuba? Yeah. Scuba.

Why are you bringing him in here? I'm busy. What do you want? Scoba, did I order the larger pizza or did the guy? Who screwed up? First off, he handled it the wrong way. I was sitting next to him. It was very embarrassing.

Yeah, the ordering part happens all the time. Yeah, you treat a person when they come up who didn't mess it up. Exactly. Yeah. The guy had nothing to do with it and he's yelling at him. Hey, never mind. I don't want this witness because I thought he's going to come here and defend me. Orders get messed up all the time, but go ahead.

I was getting to my point here. Yes, and plus you're messing with food. I never want to mess with my food because they get spitting it, whatever. But he was 100% correct. When we initially ordered, he did say he wanted a larger one, which was size 18 or whatever it was. She just was not paying attention at all because I had the same issue. Thank you. She wasn't listening to anything I had to say about.

But I don't think our beef is really that you ordered it. How you treated somebody. Like when someone comes and brings you it and you just turn away from them you're like, not my pizza. That's not mine. I won't look at it because I heard the rule. You breathe it, you bite, so I will refuse to turn my chair around.

Yeah, it's just treating. It's just treating the person like a human. Whatever. What did you learn from this lunchbox? Really, what did you learn from this segment? Hey, ma'am, can you take your headphones out so I can order my pizza? Oh, boy. All right. That wasn't really the message, but okay, maybe that's what you learned to make sure they don't confuse your order. Is your wife

embarrassed? She wasn't there. But I'm, well, clearly this isn't the first you behave this way. Clearly. No, I mean, she's not embarrassed. Were you guys embarrassed? They were acting this way, honestly. Yes, so embarrassed. It's good what you were, too. Yeah, it was very embarrassing. Like, you can't treat people that way. It was really, and if you are a celebrity, now they know you as this jerk.

No, because when you are for you, you're not, so they don't. So, hey, at least you won that one. When I was a kid, I had to remember everybody's phone numbers. It's something that kids don't have to do anymore. But when I was a kid, if I wanted to call my buddies, and I still have a lot of those numbers, memorized from when I was nine years old. Wow. Yeah.

You do? Most, if not all. Huh. I could call my friend Evans home right now. That's impressive. Yeah, I could not. So, because we didn't have cell phones, and there wasn't a way to store a number. Unless you had, like, a speed dial on your touch tone, which is what they used to be called,

you definitely didn't have the number stored. So if you're upper 30s, 40 and over, there was a day when you had to remember a phone number to actually call it. But now cell phones have made that pretty obsolete. you don't have to remember anybody's number ever. Like, think about what numbers you've learned in the past 10 years that you have actually had to learn. Amy, do you have any?

I mean, like a few, like mine when I get a new cell phone number. Let's eliminate ours. Okay. I mean, that's always hard now. No, I haven't. There's nothing I can think of that I have had. Like, even my daughter now has a cell phone. I don't know the number.

I don't know Kaylin's cell phone number. I should know it. Well, you should get that. It's almost like I have GPS and my, car, I don't know how to get anywhere because it just get in and go, boom, push the button, and go. Oh, that's true. So what's happening is technology is making things so easy that if it does regress a bit,

we're all going to be dumb-dums and not know how to do anything. And memorizing is so good for our brains and we hardly have to do it anymore. Had to remember any numbers? I just recently learned my wife's number because I had to. I'm like, all right, I've gone years not knowing this. So I finally know it. But my son has a phone too. I don't know that number.

I'm with Amy. In a new poll, people were asked. how many phone numbers they had memorized, other than their own. That didn't count. 31% of people said zero. I'm surprised it's not higher than that. Because I don't know any. Well, I have my husband memorized, but he's had it since 2006 or something.

That's pretty good. I know lunchboxes because we used to give it up in the air. That's crazy. We had a whole big voice guy going, 210. It just went on. What else did the voice guy say? And then it was if lunchbox did something to be punished, we would just hit the button. And it was his legitimate cell phone number.

And he would get calls day and night. Early in the morning, late at night. It would ring 24 hours a day, seven days a week. It's never stopped. Same number? Same number. Do some people still call you? I still get texts.

Hey, man, EML, just wanted to see how you're doing. Which EML was the term we used for early morning listeners. Ten years ago? Yep. hilarious. 38% said they had to 19% so they know up to five. Wow. Those old Einstein's.

And then only 1% of people so they know more than 10 phone numbers. Like, why are you memorizing phone numbers? Now I'm suspicious. It's gone the other way. I'm like, what are you up to over there? But back in the day, and I don't think Morgan ever lived in this time where you had to memorize everybody's phone numbers. No, we had, like, call our IDs, and then we had cell phones.

That was about all we had. Look at you. I'm not even turning. I mean, I do remember my mom and dads because I had to in case I was at school and got in trouble. But besides that, that was it. Yeah, still mean that. I know there. This story of the day

This story comes to us from Toronto, Canada Police got reports of some drug dealing going on in a house so they show up, knock on the door, talk to the two guys, like, no, man, not us. But they can see the drugs on the table, a lot of cash. And they're like, no, no, man, we were using those. But then there was a note next to it said how to become a good drug dealer

and had an itemized list on what they needed to do. Oh, no. I mean, they have drug dealing for dummies out too. They were organized, you know, they had a list going. They're like, no, not us. Someone walks up and buys it from them right where they're going. No, no, still, not us. This is our cousin.

All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. We are going home, but thank you for listening. You can catch up on everything. Just search Bobby Bone Show on demand on Iheart radio. Search Bobby Bone Show on iTunes. You can listen to the whole thing.

Listen to Bobbycast, a show I do from my house. Just search that too. All that. Thanks for being here. We would not be able to pay our mortgages or eat our meals without you listening. Right, Amy? That's right. We appreciate you.

Thank you. We'll see you soon. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits,

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