The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full Show) Jordan Davis In-Studio Announces His New Album, Gave A Sneak Peak Of New Music And More + We Draw The Names For Spicy Christmas Gift Exchange + Abby Has A New Singing Gig
Episode Date: November 17, 2022Jordan Davis stopped by the show to announce for the first time his new album "Bluebird Days" will be out next year! He gave us a sneak peak of new music, talked about his CMA win and more! Plus, we d...raw the names for this year's Spicy Christmas gift exchange, find out who everyone has to get a gift for and what the money limit is. Then, Abby shared that she recently hired a voice coach and got a new singing gig! Find out where she'll be singing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Thursday's Bobby Bone show.
Morning studio.
Morning.
All right, Eddie, you're up first.
Here he is our video producer, Eddie.
Guys, you like that big buildup?
That was awesome.
I got really high pitch done.
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay, look, my family, I don't know.
I think they're turning on me.
For years, I just don't understand Christmas cards.
You know the ones the family takes in front of a tree or at the beach or whatever?
What do you not understand?
Well, you get them and then you just say, oh, that's cute and you throw them away.
Yeah, what's the point of them?
Okay, I got it.
I've never done that.
And I think they're kind of cringy in a way.
And then you turn it around in the back and they're like, oh, you know, Jimmy had a great year.
He made a lot of money.
Sally got accepted to Yale University.
Why does this show you Sally so much of the name?
I don't know.
Go ahead.
So I don't like them.
But then now my 14-year-old, he comes home and says, hey, mom, dad, like a lot of my friends are doing Christmas cards.
Why don't we ever do Christmas cards?
Oh, boy.
And I said, we just don't do them.
I'd like to do it this year.
I'm like, I don't want to be grinch and everything, but I kind of told them like, I don't think we're going to do them ever.
You know your kid wants to?
Yeah.
I mean, it's a lot of work.
Okay, sure, it's a picture.
This is what I would say.
I know you're like, why would we do them?
Why do you post on Instagram?
Just for real.
To show off.
To share my life with people?
Right.
It's the same thing just for older people.
Yeah.
The Christmas card is the original Instagram.
Oh, that's a good point.
So they just mailed them.
They mailed their holiday Instagram post.
Yeah.
It's like life is so great.
Look at it.
How amazing it is.
Because you'll, we post something on Instagram.
Look at us.
We're Christmas-y.
It's that.
So look at it as a more expensive holiday Instagram.
So what if I tell them like, hey, check it out.
I'll compromise.
I'll take a picture of me in front of the Christmas tree and I'll send it out to all my friends.
No, take a family photo.
But they want to be in something and you never let them be in something.
Yeah, they can't.
They're not going to be on my Instagram.
Right.
So be a Christmas car.
I say do the Christmas card.
No, there's no way.
If I do this.
And you get them so much cheaper now, too.
if you just go to Walgreens or whatever and put them off.
You have to mail them, too.
I mean, what's that?
45 cents a letter?
Eddie,
how many people do you know?
You have to gather everybody's addresses and...
It's too much.
That is a problem.
You just send out an email.
You know what I told them?
I don't even have a family.
Like, my wife and I, we don't have like kids and I'm the one that's like, yeah, pro
Christmas card.
All you guys share all...
Do you do Christmas cards?
No.
Me?
No.
No.
I'm like, same as you.
I don't get it.
Bobby?
No, but we post on Instagram.
Right.
You don't do Christmas cards
But when we have kids, we will
That's crazy, you will?
You're crazy.
I'm sure I'm sure she'll want to.
So I'm down, whatever.
I think you should do it, Eddie.
You know what I told them?
When you have your own family, you can do Christmas cards.
Oh.
All right.
Up next, lunchbox,
I got a package in the mail the other day
and I need to know if I should just throw it away
or track down the owner
because it has the same address as me
except for I live on street
and this is Avenue
and it's a 20 minute drive across town
to this person's place
it's like sweet 1A
So John Doe Street versus John Doe Avenue
Yes
And so I'm like
Oh my gosh
Is this an important package
So I opened it
And it's just a computer cord
It's against a law
Oh you can't do that
It's a computer cord that's 35 bucks
You could always just go I thought it was mine
Well yeah that's what I did
That's what I'm gonna do if anything happens
I thought it was mine
I opened it up and I realized
Oh I didn't order this
Who's this too
Oh
goes that John Doe.
So I'm like, do I need to
trek over across town and find this person
and trying to knock on Sweet 1A?
Or do I just throw it away?
Is it a business or a person?
It's a person.
Why don't you just message them on,
I'm sure everybody's on Facebook or has an Instagram.
I just message them and say, hey, I'm getting a lot of your mail.
I thought this was mine.
I have a computer cord.
If you want it, obviously, here's my address.
I could do that because I do get some for a business.
So I'm Street.
This one's Avenue.
The other one, I guess, is Lane.
You can also give it back to the...
So the business, I call, and they'll come get it off my porch.
But this is an individual.
You can also give it back to the mailman and say, we do this a lot too because we get mail from other people.
And we just put it up and go, hey, this is not ours.
They take it and deliver it to the right place.
Oh, well, it's already open.
Yeah, yeah, I hear you.
But for now on, that's all I do.
I just didn't know if like, it's like a computer cord.
I'm like, all right, just buy a new one, right?
I probably call them if it's human.
Wouldn't you want it if it was yours?
Yes, absolutely.
If it was something better, though, would he turn?
He'd probably keep it and be like, oh, I don't know. That was mine.
Didn't realize, man.
I thought it was my Amazon gift card.
All right, here she was Amy, everybody.
So I saw this article the other day that said if you're in a rut or an emotional rut,
it gave you a list of all these different things you can do to try to get out of it.
One of the things on that list was to clean out your closet and make a donation pile
if there are things that you can donate.
So I decided to try that.
I was in a little bit of a rut.
So I set a 20 minute timer on my phone, and I spent that 20 minutes in my closet going through and taking inventory, cleaning it up, making it look good.
I made a little donation pile.
And when I emerged from my closet, I did feel better.
So I just thought, pass that tip along to people.
It doesn't have to be an all-day affair because sometimes that can get overwhelming.
But just set a timer, get in there and do it.
If you came to my closet, you'd really get out of that rut.
Oh, yeah.
Come clean out my closet.
Yeah, I like doing that.
Or about garages.
I'd get you out of big ride.
Yeah.
No, I'm not starting with business.
No, that would be like pure bliss if you want to clean my garage.
Yeah.
But you're good at cleaning out your closet.
You donate to these guys.
Yeah, but I consistently go.
I don't ever go in and have to go, all right, time for a.
So about twice a year I go in with a big box from Home Depot.
They're the tall clothes boxes.
You ever see those?
Yeah.
For a closet.
Oh, yeah.
And then twice a year, do, do do do do do.
Donate it up.
Or now Eddie and Mike, especially if it's clothes for like TV that I'm not going to wear again.
I give them to them.
That's my favorite time of year.
Or suits.
Yeah, Eddie comes.
These are like March and he starts singing,
it's the most.
And I'm like, dude, that's almost for Christmas.
He goes, no, it's not.
It's almost time to go into Bobby's closet.
Spring cleaning time.
That's right.
All right.
So for an emotional rut, clean your closet and donate it.
And make a donation pile.
All right. Ray, what do you got?
From Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He's a great guy, and he's been very supportive of Eddie's eye.
Bobby Bones.
That's right.
Hey, I was here for you.
I said you still should go to the awards, even though your eye looked like you've been beat up four different times.
You were definitely on my eyes team.
And I said, well, I'll wear sunglasses.
Yes, thank you for that.
And we did.
So, yes, thank you, Ray.
Support my eye.
I know.
I'm going to say something without saying something because I can't officially say it yet.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
But I believe on Monday, on Peacock, something starts to air that was airing my last show.
Hmm.
Oh.
Can we each say something that will patch it together?
Well, I think everybody knows now, right?
No, some people might not know.
No, the Peacock Network.
Peacock.
No, Peacock, the streaming service.
Yeah.
Oh, got it.
I got it now.
I thought you had a new show coming out.
No, I don't.
It's the show.
Oh.
Go to the Peacock.
I got it.
Don't say too much.
Don't say too much.
I'm not, but supposedly Monday or Sunday, all the episodes will start being able to stream.
That's awesome.
Well, how'd you guess not...
I got it.
I know you did.
I just don't know that some listeners will get it.
Maybe they have never heard of it because they're new and they need to know the name.
Well, all I'm going to say is I can tell you on Monday, but if you already do know, then you know.
Okay.
Little Birdie has told me that my show could start to be on Peacock starting Monday of next week.
All episodes.
That show, who knows what it is.
I already feel like I know too much.
You know everything now.
This show...
It feels kind of cool to be on the inside, doesn't it?
No, it's not that inside.
All the listeners are on the inside.
It's pretty cool.
Okay, we're going to get started.
Thank you guys for being here.
It's time to open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it on the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Yeah.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
My son wants to be a YouTuber.
His idol is Mr. Beast.
He's been working so hard building his channel.
He's 22 videos in.
He has two subscribers.
I love Sienim uses creativity to record, edit, and upload video,
so I encourage him.
But my husband wants him to dedicate more time to football and stop YouTube.
He made eighth grade B team, and my husband thinks, with more time and dedication, he can get to the A team.
My husband doesn't think YouTuber is a career, but a hobby.
So I know he enjoys football, but I think his dream right now is to be a YouTuber.
He's 14.
I want him to do what makes him happy.
What advice would you have on encouraging my son to pursue his dream and getting my husband on board as well?
Sign mom at the next Mr. Beast, aka Mom Beast.
Cute.
It doesn't sound like he wants to play football.
And to think that the dad thinks there's better chance of him playing football than being a YouTuber is weird to me.
Well, I don't know that the dad says NFL.
I think the dad probably just wants him to play football.
Yeah, but you need to remind the dad.
If you don't think there's a career in YouTube, there's also not a career football.
Let's focus on what could be a career, right?
Yeah.
Well, here's what I'm going to say.
I think if your son wanted to play football and then wanted to quit, that's a different story because I think he completes what he starts.
I think that's a parenting lesson.
Yes.
That's just a lesson in general.
If you agree to do something, you have to finish what you agree to do or there will be repercussions.
It could be contractually now as an adult.
I have those.
Eddie, with your kids.
I'm sure you have those with them.
I think if your husband convinced or heavily encourage your son to play football, even though your son was hesitant and really didn't want to,
that's a whole different story.
It sounds like that probably is what happened.
So I do have sympathy for your son because he was kind of told to play football and he played football and doesn't love it as much.
what I would do, I think, is because your son did agree to play, even though he wasn't the one that
fully went after it, I think I would have a talk with him and say, look, just finish this season
and then I will go to bat with you with dad.
And if you don't want to play next year, you don't have to.
Yeah, that's good.
Keep doing YouTube, play football, put in the work, put in practice, and at the end of the season,
we'll have this conversation.
And if you don't want to play next year, that's absolutely fine.
I'm sorry you're in this place, and I understand it.
I'm sympathetic for what's going on.
But we have to make you dad happy right now.
But if we can just finish this, I will take care of you from this point on.
Also, to the mom, he's got 22 videos and two subscribers.
That's fine.
He can have 500 videos and two subscribers.
That's fine.
You know, is he learning as he's doing it?
Does he love doing it?
And is he getting better from what he's learned?
And if so, that's as good as a subscriber right now.
It just takes one real video to pop.
And then if you have other good content up there, it then gets found.
So let him keep creating.
Hey, and let me tell you, as a video editor myself,
starting that young, that could be a really good career for him.
What about a somebody who just had a video go viral?
That's me again.
Dude, this career could be something really awesome for him.
What about somebody who makes a good amount of money off making personal videos on Instagram?
That's me again.
And that's what I'm saying.
This could be a great career for this kid.
Yeah.
So tell your son to play football, really put his heart and soul into it.
There's not a lot of time left in the football season.
But then if he doesn't want to next season, you will have that conversation.
You'll go to your husband and have that uncomfortable talk if he'll just finish this for now.
And let him keep doing his YouTube and he loves it.
And great.
That's awesome.
Should she have a conversation with her husband about it?
Not yet.
Yeah.
Not yet.
No, just finish it.
There's no need.
Football season's almost over anyway.
Let him finish football.
And then once it's over, I think then there's that time.
You don't want to have the uncomfortable conversation during this season.
Yeah, I got that.
Because nothing's going to change except somebody's going to be in a poo mood, which is him.
It will happen.
Just not right now.
Timing is everything.
Yeah, sure.
That's what I'm saying.
You got it, though.
Good luck.
Tell him good luck.
We're proud of him.
Keep putting the work in.
And that's what's all about.
And that's tell me something good, except it's a mailbag.
That's right.
Close it up there.
We've got your email and we read it on the air.
Now it's time to close Bobby's mailbag.
Yeah.
A topic of discussion in the past few weeks has been Lunchbox's house.
There's a storm in June of this year.
Trees fell on the roof, three big holes in the roof.
And Lunchbox did not go to insurance.
Instead, he went to Amy's sister who has a TV show about building houses and said,
I want you to come to my house.
They never came.
They still hasn't fixed the holes.
So what's it look like right now?
We got tarps on the roof.
And when you walk in the kitchen, there's a hole.
Over the table, there's a hole.
And in the front room, there's a hole.
Any water coming through?
The big one, when it rains, there's a little bit.
You put a trash in there.
It catches it, though.
And the reason you haven't fixed it is?
Because we're going to be on reality TV.
HG TV is show comes.
weren't going to be on. They were just talking with you.
No, the producers said, I was an A.
You would? Okay, never mind.
Go ahead, real quick. Say what you're going to say.
He would. Yeah, they didn't say he was going to be an A. They said, we could potentially feature you as the main storyline.
But you didn't hear that. You heard.
No, no, they literally told me, oh, you would be the A. It would be a B.
Yeah.
But you also were going to have to get out of a loan to pay for it. But they never asked you to do that.
So you knew it wasn't far long.
No, no, they never said get the financing, but I figured we were still in the financial.
process, but then I never heard from them.
And here we are now.
What ain't happening?
I guess it's not happening.
So you have decided.
I have decided I would apply for other
remodeling shows on HGTV because they have a lot
of them. There's all different variety of shows.
And I thought, oh, man, there's other ones out there.
Building Roots isn't the only one. There's better ones than that.
Guarantee that. All of them are better than that.
And so I'll go to them and see what I can get.
Okay, so what is this audio that I have here?
So you guys keep telling me, I'm a bad dad.
I'm a bad husband.
No, we've never said you're a bad dad.
Or a bad husband.
Will you tell me I am?
We say it's crazy you haven't fixed the holes.
Yes.
Okay.
So I went to my wife since I'm giving up.
Does everybody hear how that just went from
Fix the holes to your bad dad?
The same with the producer going,
hey, we could possibly feature you on the show as an A.
I'm on the show as an A and they fired me.
They promised me a lifetime supply.
We definitely got an inside look of how his brain works.
They fired me.
So I decided I'm going to apply for other reality shows to fix our roof and remodel our house.
So I went to my wife because you guys give me hard now.
You got to get these fixed and said, hey, do you want me to fix the holes or you want me to go reality TV?
Should I chase the reality show dream of a home makeover or would you rather me get it fixed?
Oh, we need to get it fixed.
For sure.
Well, yeah, yeah, but I figured the reality shows would fix it.
Well, maybe they would.
But that is going to take forever.
Yeah, we're going to have to call someone.
But it has only been six months.
Yeah, six months of a hole in the roof, three holes in the roof.
So, sorry about the reality show Dreams.
We're going to have to let those go for now.
And we're going to need to call a repairman and a roofing company.
Okay.
So you're saying don't apply for property.
Yes, do not apply.
All right.
Let's go make out.
Okay, no.
You hear his kid coughing because he's cold in the background.
Yes.
You guys hear his kid?
Yes.
Because there are holes in the roof and it's now winter.
And it's, Daddy.
I'm sick again.
I heard that.
And I heard his wife kind of has to talk.
one like he's a child.
Excuse me?
Yeah, yeah, she was.
She was.
There was no child talk there.
I'm sorry you're going to have to let go of your dreams.
Let it go.
Let it go.
So lunchbox, no more reality show.
You just get your roof fixed.
Maybe we'll find another show for you to be on.
I'm going to have to call insurance.
I'll call them in the next week or two.
And how are you going to explain to them that you've waited six months and it's
probably gotten worse?
I'll just tell them.
I don't know.
That if they don't, you'll tell them your lunchbox in the buy-a-bone show and you'll tweet out.
I'll tweet out some bad.
I don't mind publicly shaming you on Twitter and Instagram
Or I'll just say it just happened
But this is over
This is over
The hole in the roof Salga is not over
I mean I still have holes in my room
But it's over like you trying to get on a show
It's over
I guess so man
Hey what a storyline this has been
Right everybody?
Wow
To those three holes
They gave us months and months of content
We thank you
I can't believe I got fired
We thank you
We thank you
It's time for the good news
With producer Eddie
Tell me something good
Cameron Dicker used to be the kicker for the University of Texas Longhorns.
He's chilling in Austin.
He tells his girlfriend, hey, let's go to a Carrie Underwood concert.
So they're on their way to the concert when Kicker, Dicker the Kicker gets a phone call from his agent.
It says, hey, Cameron, you got to get on a plane.
The Chargers want you to kick for them in the game this week.
So let's go.
Let's go to L.A. right now.
So they couldn't go to the concert.
He goes straight to the airport.
And yeah, he's the kicker for the Chargers now.
Well, Carrie Underwood found out about this and said, wow, I can't believe Dicker the Kicker was going to come to the show.
Now he can't.
So she made him a video message.
Here it is.
Hey, Cameron, Carrie Underwood here.
A little birdie told me that you were on your way to our show in Austin not too long ago when you got the call to go play for the Chargers.
I just wanted to say congratulations.
And I would love to have you out for a makeup concert.
Any show you want to come to, just let us know and we'll get you hooked up.
Have a great night.
Good luck.
Hope to see you soon.
Pretty cool.
And he goes out and wins a game.
The first game he's there.
Dicker the Kickers has been kicking it pretty good.
Did you see the video of one of the players that was miced up?
He said he's hilarious.
He goes, I know I'm miced up, but what's our kicker's name?
They're like, Dicker.
He's what?
Dicker's the Kicker.
So funny.
It's a good story.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
There's a brand of gummy bears called Herobo, H-A-R-I-B-O.
Oh, yeah, the gold package.
I don't know how to say it, but yeah, that comes to mind.
The gold package, you have to bite it with your teeth to open it almost because it's hard to open.
It's like quality plastic.
Haribow.
Is that how you'd say it?
I guess.
Yeah, Haribo.
So, big, famous gummy bear place.
And so this guy was standing on a platform, he's going to take a train, and he looked down,
he sees a piece of paper.
He grabs it.
What is this?
He grabs it.
It's a check worth $4.8 million made out to Haribo.
And so he calls, he goes, hey, I have a check to you guys, your company.
It's a $4.8 million.
And so a lawyer from Haribo said, hey, destroy the check.
and then send us photographic proof that you've destroyed the check.
Because the guy's sitting there with $5 million basically in his hand.
And so a few days later, he got a, and this reminded me of you lunchbox, he got a big reward from them.
Okay.
Because he, against anybody, anybody going to take in that check.
Yeah.
What do you think the reward was?
How much?
$4, $5 million.
They had to give me at least $100,000.
Big company?
Yeah, big, I mean, this company's worth billions, right?
I would assume they're a big...
Yeah, I don't know what their valuation is, but, yes, it's a massive company.
He gets a box.
he opens it, it had six bag of gummy bears in it.
That was his...
You would think they would hook him up with a lifetimes of life.
That's trash.
They sent him six bags of gummy bears.
That's a gift.
That's a slap in the face.
That is a slap in the face.
Wow.
So I read that and thought about you.
And I have a second story that I wanted to tell you just because I's thinking about
you.
Hey, Abby, would you mind come to the microphone?
Abby has an announcement, like two announcements that she's going to make.
Oh no.
She's dating that dude.
What dude?
Nate Smith.
Oh, no, I don't think about.
Are you?
No.
Oh, okay.
Do you guys ever talk?
No.
He messaged me a couple times.
Oh, good for him.
And I was like, you sounded awesome.
I love Nate Smith.
I called him myself after the show one that day.
Really?
Yeah, I never called people after a show, but I got his number from Brett.
And I was like, dude, it's awesome.
Like, great job.
I like you.
That was it.
I don't know.
I didn't even let him respond.
I was like, hey, I like it.
Click.
When's the last time you guys talked?
A couple days ago.
Yeah.
See, her hesitation is always.
Well, I'm going to let it be. I'm not going to...
I'm moving on from this.
I'm going to let her in life.
And if she ever has something, she can come to us.
That being said, we've got a couple announcements here we're going to do.
Number one is I love when people on the show decide they're going to go and work toward a goal.
They're going to try to make themselves better because they have a passion.
Abby, what are you doing to make yourself better?
So I got a professional voice coach.
Like I've been saying you need to do all along.
Uh-huh.
I did.
But the best singers have voice coaches.
No, no, that's what I'm saying.
I told her all long her voice wasn't good enough that she needs to get a,
voice coach. People don't go to a voice coach
because their voice isn't good enough. They
get a voice coach to show them how to sing, to sing
a lot, multiple nights, how to use that muscle.
And that's what I'm saying. I told her that from the beginning.
And you guys said, I was so rude. And now she does it.
And you guys, I'd like, it's a big deal. I told her
telling her for a different reason. You were like, you can't sing.
Yeah. She has to get rid of the nasal. And they'll help her do that.
So you think if she gets rid of the nasal, she can be a good singer?
She might be able to, but the nasal are all you hear.
I like it. You're saying Abby can get a record deal?
There's a whole chance. We just heard it.
Lunchbox just said Abby can get a record.
Wow.
That's what I've been saying the whole time is she has to get rid of the nasal if she even wants to be considered a singer.
What does the voice coach say to you?
Have you been?
Yeah, I've been twice.
What have you learned?
So she has me warm up a lot.
And she does say I sing through my throat and my nose.
So it's kind of unlearning old habits.
So what do you do?
She kind of, I sang the house that built me and she kind of goes through because I don't open my mouth very much or enunciate.
So I just kind of follow her, basically.
Okay.
Or at the very beginning stages.
Like what?
Give me a little bit of that.
I thought if I could touch this place, so I feel it.
This brokenness inside me might start healing.
That's good.
Is she already better?
Yeah, I think so.
Is she already better?
Yeah.
I think you're already better.
Come on.
Wow.
These lessons are going to pay off.
She just has me be more confident and sing out more instead of being like,
yeah.
Yeah.
So do you want to say thank you to me?
Or what are you going to?
I mean, I've been telling you you need a voice coach for the whole time.
You can't take credit for her trying to be.
You were mean and it's like, you need a voice coach.
But was it true?
But it was for a different reason.
Okay.
Did she go to a voice coach?
Did you take my advice?
Did you do it because of lunchbox?
No.
Okay.
So that's the first thing.
You're welcome.
You're going to a voice coach.
With what goal?
I just feel more confident singing and be able to sing out more.
Like, as a goal to be a singer?
I don't know.
Maybe.
You think you leave this show to pursue a singing career?
If I feel good enough.
At this point, I don't feel like I'm at that level.
You'll never be at that level.
She'll never be at that level.
Unless you want to be homeless.
Lunchbox.
What?
Yeah, if she leaves this job to go be a singer, Amy, she can't make enough money being a singer.
I think people do it all the time in Nashville.
Okay.
They're doing.
They have six roommates and they live, you know, under a bridge.
What?
With six roommates?
This is, why?
I don't know if that's true.
Amy, do you really think, Amy.
I think that Abby can, she should keep jobs and pursue.
And pursue it.
She doesn't have to quit everything, which is what most artists do.
Bob just gives you like a little bit where he's like, I think she could possibly have a.
And you're like, wow, like it.
Is he softening up?
Well, do it if you want to be homeless.
Yeah.
And then don't drag any of us into what you're saying.
She could never just leave this job and pursue seeing.
She would not make enough money.
Eventually she's saying she might.
The next thing is, Abby, is that you've, she's already taking a singing job.
Already?
She got, yes.
So go ahead.
Tell them what's up.
Yeah.
So you guys remember those carolers that were at the Christmas party?
last year?
The one you just
butted your way
into their group?
Yeah.
I was asked to.
They asked her to go up
and sing with them.
Yeah, in my house.
Go ahead.
Maybe at your house,
but at the company
Christmas party,
she just went up and said
and she was the only one
not in costume.
It was like,
can I sing with you guys?
No, they let,
he came out and asked me.
You didn't see him.
Abby, go ahead.
Anyway, so they asked me
to be part of the quartet
to sing around Nashville.
What?
That's amazing.
So do you get your own
little Christmas outfit?
Yeah.
I get to her with the outfit.
I mean, that's got to be
High-paying gig.
They do pay.
Yeah, they do pay, Eddie, not high.
They have to, like, it's four people.
Well, there's multiple groups because they're in high demand.
It's like, they're really good.
Oh, so you're on the low group.
It's like, it's like if you're going to go to, you know, the CEO or a Fortune 500 company,
they're going to send the best group.
And then they're going to send Abby's group to the Sonic.
To the Sonic.
And sing to the server.
Yeah.
The car hop.
Okay, I wouldn't mind that.
That'd be awesome.
Yeah.
So are you excited?
I am, yeah.
How much do you make a show, do you know?
So it's per hour.
It's 60 the first hour and then 30 after that.
Divided by $4.
No, per percent.
That's big money.
So you're talking about two hours, $45 a hour.
And you're doing what you love.
Like, it's fun.
And you get to wear the costume.
And you might meet, like, guys.
And, yeah.
No guy is going to hit on you in that outfit.
Maybe.
When do you start?
So the next rehearsal is Monday.
and then the events start happening.
Abby, here's the thing. Let them know if you will wear the full outfit, you guys come up here and perform.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
I'm in.
Okay, let them know.
Okay, I'll tell them, yeah.
And so the group that you'll be singing with, we want you.
Yeah, don't bring the A team. Bring the people you're actually going to be singing with.
We'd love to have it.
I'll tell them.
I got another question.
We're proud of you, Abby.
We are proud of you, Abby.
We are proud of you, good job, Abby.
Don't let the anchor over here sink you all the way to the bottom.
I know.
No, the truth tell her.
Whatever happened to that band she was in, that she was going to play at the airport,
she just get kicked out.
Just one person, wasn't it?
It was a guy, it was kind of a band.
It was him and then a band also,
but the airport's probably not going to work out
because they already,
they had to get badges and everything,
so I was not included in that,
the badge getting.
But they're going to play at other places around,
like buckets and...
Don't let her bring you down.
I'm not, yeah.
He never pursues anything he yells about.
Why do I have to answer?
I don't even have to answer this question.
No, no, but you bring up all these gigs,
all I'm into this band
that's going to play at the airport.
Never happened.
Because she thought she was.
No, because that band,
thought that we're going to say their name on the air and we never did so they cut her.
I'm just, what acting things have you?
I'm just wondering.
Never heard of it, bad out of him.
Hey, you know, like I cut his lines.
I wasn't going to say it.
Good one, Abby.
Abby, we're proud of you.
Thank you.
And then let the group know if they want to come in and fully dressed.
All you guys, you could do a song or two.
Okay.
There she is.
Hey, let's clap for Abby.
That's great.
Do it all.
We say phone screener, but that's what people know where ads, but she does so much behind the scenes as well.
That is Abby.
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All right, if you lose this trivia game, you'll eat chocolate chip cookies and ranch dressing.
Oh.
But lunchbox doesn't like anything white.
Not together.
He doesn't like anything white.
Vance dressing, blue cheese, people.
I hate my race.
When I worked in taste a zeli, I would have to turn my head away to fill up the ranch containers.
Oh, well, then you need to win, buddy.
You should have never said that you hated all things white.
Now it's all going to be white.
Yeah, now we have every Matt and Sean coming up here just to torture you.
I mean, this is going to be the worst day of my life.
I mean, that's a little stretch.
No.
Here we go.
Amy versus Lunchbox.
Three trivia questions at Lunchbox will know the answer to.
Most likely, Amy will get them the other way around.
Amy, you're up first.
Are you ready?
Ready.
What NBA team is named after a dinosaur and plays in Toronto?
NBA
What NBA team?
Toronto
Toronto
Toronto
Torontosaurus rexas
Toronto
Okay dinosaurs
dinosaurs
What NBA team is named after
A dinosaur
And plays in Toronto
The Toronto
Rex is
That's a good
But the difference
Would be
It'd be like a bunch of guys
named Rex sitting on the couch
You know what I mean
Rex
A mascot is a dude named Rex
A big fat dude named Rex
And Whitey Tidey smoking a cigar
Well, what the heck is it?
Lunch is microphones off for some reason?
He turned it off.
Why did you turn your mic off?
I had a gross reaction thinking about the...
He was going to vomit.
But don't let it get in your head.
You've got to perform it.
The what, are they?
The Toronto Raptors.
The Raptors.
Hey, Amy, the Larry O'Brien trophy.
Yeah?
Is awarded annually in what sport?
I mean, Larry O'Brien.
Sounds like a golfer, but it could be a old-school football play.
or Larry O'Brien could be baseball.
Listen, what the...
I have never heard of Larry O'Brien
ever in my entire life.
Larry O'Brien
awarded the Larry O'Brien Award.
Golf.
Incorrect.
Get that Larry O.B. basketball. Let's go.
Okay.
Amy, what seven letter,
informal name is used for a socket wrench?
What's the seven letter?
Informal name used for a
socket wrench?
Informal?
Informal for a socket
wrench?
The
wrench?
Socket wrench.
The
Windy?
I don't know.
What is a socket wrench?
What's a seven letter
informal name used for a socket wrench?
Windy.
Pass me the windy.
The windy?
The windy.
Incorrect.
Lunchbox, you could steal all three.
It doesn't be big.
I don't even understand the question.
Yeah.
Because I don't know what it.
What's a socket wrench called?
It's seven letters in it.
It's not the official name.
Yeah, I don't.
I mean.
He wrote, I saw what he wrote down.
But that doesn't have seven letters.
No, two, three, four, five, six.
What do you write?
Rinch.
Rinch.
I thought that too.
I mean, I'm like, I don't know any.
Rinchy.
Ritches.
Ed.
You know?
Yeah, a ratchet.
A ratchet, yeah.
A ratchet?
Okay, well, the score with two steals, lunchbox takes the lead two to one.
Okay.
Lunchbox has got three questions for you.
If you get two of them, you win the game.
In cheerleading, what's the name of the person that's in the air during a stunt?
Flyer!
Correct.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Thanks to Navarro College.
He probably got that from cheer.
What up!
Lisa Barlow is a real housewife from which edition of the franchise?
Orange County.
And correct.
Lisa Barlow.
Amy, you need this to stay in the game.
Lisa Barlow.
Lisa Barlow is a real housewife from what edition of the franchise.
Dang, there's too many wives now.
Okay.
Salt Lake City.
Correct.
Wow, Amy.
It's three to two.
Lunchbox.
You need to win this.
This is yours to win.
If you get it, you win.
Go.
Falling for Christmas is a Christmas movie.
starring what actress?
What?
Falling for Christmas is a new Christmas movie
starring what actress.
Lindsay Lohan.
Correct.
Yeah!
That was amazing.
Oh, my goodness.
I mean...
There is a God.
We talk about a movie that we just talked about,
but I get the Larry O'Brien Award.
Yo.
The World Series?
Did we just talk about Philly
being greasing the polls when you had to pick?
That's true, too.
It's a good point.
Amy, have a cookie.
Oh, my goodness.
It's just breakfast.
In some countries, this is a breakfast delicacy.
How much do I have to eat?
At least half the cookie.
Can I get a...
I'm going to vomit.
Can you get a...
Half the cookie?
It can't be that bad, guys.
I don't want to eat...
Half a cookie.
Half a cookie.
It's not a huge cookie.
It is a huge cookie.
Half the cookie.
What's a huge cookie to you?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
I like...
Amy, do you like cookies?
I like cookies.
This is disgusting.
disgusting together.
Oh, yeah.
That's so gross.
Hey.
What if it's really good?
Yeah.
We discovered like an amazing taste.
Like salty sweet?
What do you think?
No, it's not good.
Oh.
Don't worry.
I'm disgusting.
I'm not gonna vomit or anything.
Like sardines and whipped cream, I wanted to die.
Oh, die.
This is not.
So you can eat the whole cooking in?
Whole, whole cookie.
Oh, okay.
Oh, she's doing that.
I'm kind of starting to.
It's not fun if she likes it.
All right, moving on.
No!
That's the thing. You just have to fake it real good.
You're like, wow, sardy's whipped cream.
I had this every Tuesday.
And then we're like, don't worry about it.
Are you covering your face, lunchbox?
I don't want to smell it. I can't smell ranch.
That's so weird.
You can't smell it.
What's the grossest white thing?
I'm not talking about that.
What?
What's the grossest white?
You hate white things?
Yeah.
What's the grossest one?
I'm not going to tell you.
Why?
Because he doesn't want to bring it in.
Oh, he doesn't want to tell us because of it.
Yeah, I've learned from.
I'm a mistake. We'll walk it. We'll bring in a wheelbarrel of it
immediately. We've got three wheelbarrows
full of white things out there.
Like just the smell of it's a group of guys named Chad.
The second one. What? The smell of it
is just terrible. I don't smell
in it all actually. Yeah, I can't smell it. Okay, good.
Well, I don't want to take a chance.
This is Brianna from Virginia
who left the voicemail. Just listening to
the podcast talking about the Christmas
show. I'm so excited. That's one of my
favorite shows that you guys do have to be here.
I was just hoping that you're going to draw
names on air because I always love
to hear who get to for the Christmas show.
We will draw names.
We will be doing a spicy Christmas.
And there will be a rule where if someone gets someone a gift
and we can tell that they weren't trying at all
because they want them to go to the boxes,
they automatically have to eat the spicy.
Oh, that's a different spin.
Man, you didn't tell us that.
Yeah, because we know mostly,
I'm not going to say any names here to somebody.
We'll just get somebody a piece of hay and be like,
well, that's what I got them.
I guess they have to go to the boxes.
And we don't want that to have to happen.
So you have to try.
and if the secret panel who are not going to say who it is all votes unanimously,
then that person has to eat the spice.
There goes my strategy.
Wow.
But yes, we'll draw names.
Thank you for asking that question.
It'd be awesome.
We may do it today or tomorrow because we want to get people enough time to shop.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Get enough presents.
Get something good.
The Babon Show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
A Facebook memories photo led to a woman discovering cancer on her face.
She had noticed this blemish-type thing, and she was like,
Oh, well, that's weird.
And then a memory popped up from two years before, and the spot was there.
And she's like, wow, I have had this for a very long time.
I need to make an appointment.
So she did.
Went to the doctor.
Turned out to be cancer.
Wow.
Pretty crazy.
I think she saw that.
Shout out Facebook memories.
I don't like Facebook memories.
It reminds me I'm not doing cool things now.
Like, those were the days kind of thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see it.
And I'm like, dang, that was fun.
Yeah.
And I look at today, and I'm like, I'm just hearing shorts and no shirt.
And my guts hanging over.
and I'm watching a rerun a shark tank.
This sucks.
NBC is bringing back the more you know PSA series.
We've kept it alive.
Oh, yeah.
They're bringing it to Peacock,
and the videos will be several minutes long
instead of just 30 seconds and celebrities.
We'll be doing them like John Legend,
Steph Curry, and Al Broker.
They better be funny.
I ain't watching.
What were they back in the day?
Very small PSAs.
Like, exactly.
Meaning it'd be like a commercial, a 50-cent commercial.
It's like, hey, guys, you should know that if a white band pulls up to you and offers you some candy, you probably shouldn't get in because those guys do bad things.
Okay.
The more you know.
It's not always that dramatic, but yeah, that's hardcore.
That one was it.
Luke Bryan's wife Caroline had unexpected hip surgery.
She didn't reveal why she had it, but she's on her Instagram and she seems to be in good spirits, but obviously keep her in your prayers.
I imagine hip surgery.
Sucks.
I know.
Yeah, you can't move.
For a long time.
I imagine that's one of those, like a shoulder surgery is really bad for a long time.
I bet a hip surgery is really bad.
Or your B.H.
Yeah, that would be hurt.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I had to think about what that was.
It's always a useful thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Is that it?
I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Get home it's something good.
Last week, Southern Cow Landscaper.
Antonio Benitez watched as a thief stole his family's work truck with all their tools from inside their driveway.
The whole incident was captured from Fox 11 News as the helicopter was airing a live shot.
And you see it during the live shot where someone steals his truck.
The truck got big damage because they chased the truck because they had the helicopter up.
And so they followed the truck.
The person crashed the truck.
It was a whole situation.
Well, that family depends on the truck for the landscaping business.
So everybody said, we'll jump in and help you out.
So they did, and they set up a GoFundMe and more than $100,000 from over 2,700 donors,
and they got him a new big work truck.
Which are not cheap.
It's not a $12,000 truck.
So he took social media to tell everybody how much it meant to him.
And that's crazy that that happened.
That happened.
You flip on the news, like, wait, wow, that truck looks a lot.
Oh, my gosh, it's our truck.
You see the magnon.
Antonio.
What?
And then you don't have it because obviously it was crazily damaged, but then everybody bought him on.
That's so cool.
That is a great story.
That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
We have 90 seconds to figure out the investigative morning corny.
You guys ready?
Ready.
Let's go.
The morning corny.
Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
Why the turkey bring a microphone to dinner 90 seconds starts now.
Karaoke.
A microphone.
Gobble.
Sing.
Talk.
Sing some gobble music?
What do you do with the?
You cook.
Gobble music.
He's cooking people from the mic.
He's roasting people from the mic.
Roasting.
He's roasting.
Yeah.
Roasting.
It's a roast.
For a roast.
There was going to be a roast.
Is that it?
That's it.
One.
Yeah.
If Pilgrims were still alive, what would they be known for?
Their age.
300 years old?
Yeah.
I don't know how old it is, but is that it?
Yeah.
What was the answer?
Their age.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Go ahead.
What's something that's usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving?
You're, hey,
A turkey?
What is usually
Insulting?
Insulting, but not on Thanksgiving.
Your buns.
Insulting.
You're fat.
All gravy.
It's all gravy.
It's all gravy.
What is something?
Insulting.
Squathing.
Sulting.
Sulting.
Sulting.
Salting.
Salting.
Salting.
Why do you keep saying it like that?
Yeah, that's weird.
What are you saying?
I'm just saying that's the word to focus on but insult she keeps going insolting
saltine oh okay sorry what is saltine saltine crackers so that must be like a soul link
just saying it like that soul something in soul no no no well you did that like four times
okay I'm just saying the word insults hey so ah insult why did you say insulting I was just
saying insulting focus on that word what is insolting it's just how I should say insult
Is it the pilgrim shoes?
Your turkey.
What is it?
A family member giving you the bird.
What's funny?
Or giving the bird or whatever.
I felt like we were let us stray on that one.
Me too.
She kept going salting.
So give us that one.
That's how I say it.
It doesn't matter.
We still didn't get it.
We got to, go ahead.
Clear eyes, full hearts.
Can we lose.
There's a story about tracking each other if you're married, if you're in a relationship, and how it's a
and how it's not necessarily a good thing.
So I just wondered, do you guys have on your phone that you can be tracked at any time?
Yes.
No.
On where?
Your iPhone.
Yeah, like find my iPhone.
No chance.
Yeah, I have find my iPhone.
I never even check where my wife is, but we do have each other all the time.
Because one, if a dog is gone and we have a dog thing on, I'll go, okay, where's the dog.
I'll find it because I got a tag on it.
And then I'll go, okay, let me see where Caitlin is.
Oh, she's with the dog, and they're driving down the road so the dog is not escaped.
There you go.
So that happens a lot.
And then also my ringer is never on.
Because of this show, it's never on.
And so if she's trying to get a hold of me and she can't,
and it's important, she can figure out where I am,
who's with me and call them and be like,
hey, get a hold of Bobby.
So our tracker is always on.
I may check it once every week.
And I don't think she even,
I don't think she cares where I am at all.
I don't go anywhere.
Yeah, she kind of knows where I am anyway most of the time.
Work.
Or working out.
That's about it.
but we do we have it always on on find my iPhone we're always tracking each other but they say here's some
reasons why you shouldn't track one it can trigger your childhood rebelliousness your partner doesn't want
another parent they want a spouse don't make them feel like they're always being watched i don't feel
like i'm being watched mostly it's for efficiency at our our house we're just kind of wonder where
okay we need to do this where i'm just so hard to get a hold of i think is why i think it's good
for her to have me number two it can lead to trust issues tracking routinely is micromanagement
you can put a webcam on my head if you want it to
you're going to be very bored by where I go and what I do
it threatens independence it breaches boundaries
it dampens romance it can cause mixed up messages
what happens if something they see is suspicious
the only time I ever turned it off
when I was getting her engagement ring
a couple years ago I didn't want her to know I was at a jewelry store
so I would turn it off but also knew
well then I also knew that if I turned it off around the time
that she may be like wise it off he's up to something
So I'd leave the phone here at work, and I would drive without a phone.
Oh.
And I would go through, I'll be like, I started scratching myself.
Yeah.
Withdraws.
From my phone.
I'd be like, I don't have my phone.
Yeah, you don't do that.
But I was making sure she didn't find it.
So I left my phone here.
And I would drive to the jewelry store, Genesis Diamonds.
I'd be like, okay, we got to go quick because I need my phone.
But yeah, we keep ours on.
You get you and your wife keep yours on any?
We do, but we never use it.
My wife says that she tracks me whenever she's like, hey, I wonder if he's still at work so you can pick up the kids.
And so she checks it.
because she doesn't want to bother me at work
and says, oh, okay, I see you're still at work.
Can you pick up the kids since they get out in 30 minutes?
That's the only time she says she tracks me.
I don't know.
I believe her.
I believe her.
I wish my wife would track me more.
I think she lies about how much she tracks me.
And she says, yeah, I walk sometimes and know what she never does and doesn't give a crap.
I'd be like, please track me more.
I want to feel important.
Lunchmarks, you guys don't?
No, I wouldn't even know how to check where my wife is.
If I need to check where my wife is, I call it.
No, it's the technology.
You want to call it right now?
No, I don't care.
You don't care.
I mean, I'll see her when I get home or when she gets home, like, we'll be there and we'll do our thing.
Put a little tracker on your bike?
Yeah.
She used to get nervous.
She, oh, text me when you leave for work, you know, when you get there because I need to know when you're heading home.
And I'm like, I'm an adult.
I don't need to text you.
Oh, wow.
You are a rebellious.
Yeah, sometimes I track my wife by putting like a hidden camera on the car.
That's a good call.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I'm going to play Libreise, memory I don't mess with.
I'm a big fan of my iPhone, though.
It's the best, man.
It's the best.
And I often find my iPhone literally when I left it somewhere by using that too from my computer.
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It's a Bobby Bones show interview.
In case you didn't know.
Jordan Davis is our guest, and he's back because he's got a big announcement coming up in a second.
Also, he just won a CMA for this song, By Dirt.
By Dirt.
He also has Singles You Up.
Did he ever singles you up?
And slow dance in a parking lot.
Throw it in parking just slow.
And he's here now.
Here is Jordan Davis.
On the Bobby Bone Show now.
Jordan Davis.
That should say, CMA Award winner Jordan Davis is here.
Come on.
That's like the first time that I've been introduced like that.
Yeah, I like it too.
Sounds good, doesn't it?
It's got a good ring to it.
It does.
I like it.
We were at the CMAs and you and I were hanging out a little bit before your wife,
you walking the red carpet, my wife and I, and I was like, hey, man, good luck.
And I'd be honest with you, I hoped you'd win.
Right there with you, buddy.
Not because By Dirt wasn't an awesome song, I just know how the process works.
Yeah.
And mostly you're like, you know, we'll see.
Same people kind of win stuff.
That's kind of where, like, and coming off the ACMs, where like, you know, I thought
we had a good shot there and we didn't pull it out.
I wanted you to win.
I'd mentally prepared.
Hey, congratulations.
A smile for the camera if they have the camera on you
when they announced somebody else won.
Yes.
You know they move right in your face so you're like, you know, like.
Right.
It's just so people know what happens.
So let's say Jordan's, and they got your head in the square
and they're covering the screen with the squares of everybody's head.
Like the camera is like 10 inches from you
and they keep it even lot closer when you lose.
Yeah.
Because they really want to get some reaction.
Absolutely.
And so, yeah, you have to be like, yes, I hate you.
Yeah.
Oh, you're the bad.
Oh, I love losing.
Yeah.
This is great.
But when they said, what did you hear?
Did you hear, like, I don't know.
What did you hear?
You know, Reba announced it.
And like, you know, in her just classic country accent, it almost sounded like she was surprised.
She was like, by dirt.
I never heard of this guy.
And I was like, it kind of sounded that way.
I was like, I don't know if she knew the song.
We're not, but I looked at my brother first, and I was like, dude, we just kind of like,
who you wrote the song with, by the way.
Yeah, your brother, he wrote the song with.
And then another set of brothers, Matt and Josh Jenkins, and I looked at Jacob, and I was just kind of like, and what's terrible now is I look back, I didn't even hug my wife first.
I went straight to my brother, gave him a hug and just told him like, dude, we just want song on the year.
Dude, we just won't song on the year.
And finally, he was like, bro, we got to go, man.
We got to go up there.
We got to go up there.
I think your wife understands since it was your brother.
Yeah, yeah, she totally...
I think if it was an usher
Yeah.
And a yellow vest.
Yeah, it'd be weird.
And you're like, oh, man, you might be like,
Jordan, what, I get it.
But you're your brother.
No, after the show, I told her,
I was like, I'm sorry that, like, I didn't.
She's like, totally fine.
So I was backstage.
We had gone back after commercial,
and there was a huge screen
and your award was coming up.
And so I went in the room
because I was gonna just watch to see.
And they're like,
and the winner is by dirt.
And I was like, oh my, I out,
I went, oh my God.
Like, I was just, I was so happy for you.
I thought it was so cool.
I was trying to run you down.
No, and I saw your brother a couple times, and he was like, go find Jordan.
I was like, nope, I'll see Jordan a hundred times in the next month.
I know.
He's going to be celebrating.
I was so happy for you.
It's awesome.
But we have an announcement today.
Jordan's pregnant.
Wow.
Just kidding.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
A man can't have a baby, guys.
He's not.
Go ahead.
Kind of, though.
It is.
It's my brand new album.
It's called Bluebird Days is coming out in February.
And this is the first time.
I know a ton of fans have been asking for it,
and I can finally say that it's done.
We've turned it in.
So, yeah, for the first time, album number two,
full-length album number two, is coming in February.
Bluebird Days, February 17th.
So what does Blue Bird Days mean?
So it actually came, it's a, you know, growing up hunting and fishing.
It was actually a hunting term.
So like a Bluebird Day, you know, duck hunting,
sunshine, perfect conditions for a duck hunting.
I feel like now, like I've moved to town to write songs and have accomplished some things that I've never dreamed in a million years that I've been able to do.
And I feel like, you know, not just in a career sense, like in a personal sense, I'm in a very good spot.
I'm really happy with what I've done when I moved to Nashville, the people I've met, like just where I'm at in my life right now, my kids, my wife, I'm kind of in the Bluebird Days.
of my life, which is crazy.
The song that is called Bluebird Days
on this record is actually a song
about my parents' divorce.
So it's kind of how, you know,
almost like a cautionary tale of, you know,
how fast things can change.
Anybody heard that one yet, Blue Bird Days?
I haven't played that yet.
It was crazy.
I haven't even played it from my parents yet.
I'm announcing this on the biggest radio show in the world.
Do they know about it?
I think they've heard grumblings of it
from my sister and my brother.
But they know they're divorced.
Yes.
Okay, good.
I just want to make sure
there's not a big surprise.
Okay, just making sure we're all cool here.
Okay, so Bluebird Days comes out February 17th.
The fan club pre-order is today.
And the main pre-order goes live on Friday.
So are you going to put out any new singles for this album?
Maybe not singles, but just single songs up until then?
We're going to do one more at the beginning next year.
Probably going to be a song called Money Isn't Real.
It could switch.
I feel like I go back and forth on, like.
Let me guess. Let me guess.
Okay.
Money isn't real, except I am real broke.
Wish I had more money.
That how it goes?
Man.
That was like the raging idiots version of it.
Just a real poor bloke.
Oh, okay.
All right.
How's it go?
Give me a little bit how it really goes.
Let's see.
Showed up to the service.
Sing it or just talk it?
No, but did you give me like in the middle.
The service.
In a 98 Chevrolet.
And it was just me and a preacher that I put him in the ground that day.
I was always jealous
of everything I thought he had
Might have died a millionaire
Looking at the empty chairs
Guess I ain't got it that bad
Dang, come on
That's go right there
Lunchbox, how do you feel about that?
Money isn't real
Stupid
He loves money
He loves money
He's everything
I'm guilty of it
I know
Isn't this the flip of it
Like, you know
Like money can't buy you a boat
And money can buy you a house
And money can buy you an island
And money can buy you a vacation
Lunchbox, don't ruin it for me, man.
Yeah, he just can't, now he just,
oh, he just texted his person and take the song off the record.
I just spilled a beautiful verse.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought it went over really well.
It did go over wonderfully.
You'll never win him over.
The new album comes out February 17th.
I stole your pumpkins, by the way.
It was Jordan.
That's real.
Wow.
It's called Bluebird Days.
The big announcement is right now.
Jordan Davis.
We're going to play the new one.
Here is What My World Spins Around.
Jordan, congratulations.
Thanks, buddy.
On the CMA, on the new record, on the Bluebird Days in general.
It's awesome, man.
It's really great.
Congratulations.
And also the Raging Idiots song that we all did together.
Smash.
Smash.
That's awesome.
Hey, what about a great release strategy, too?
Song in the year, female vocalist.
By strategy, meaning we got very lucky that.
Yeah.
No, don't admit that.
We recorded it like four months.
I know, we planned it perfect.
We knew.
Absolutely.
We were going to have a massive CMA.
I mean, Raging Idiots soon to be duo of the year.
We've been waiting.
Yeah.
Yeah, they'll play anybody in that category except us.
Yeah, you ever see that?
Like, they'll just grab artists from like the 60s and be like, go in here.
Come on.
Yeah, Patty Lovelace and John Mike.
They never sang together.
Why are they a non-for CMA duo of the year?
We didn't have enough people.
Well, Eddie and I, yeah, that didn't work.
Yeah, forget those guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hello, it's time for the news.
Bobby's big.
Stories.
A Houston woman has the world's
largest feet.
I know you want to know what size they are.
What size?
I know you don't want the story to end and just be going.
She has the largest feet.
Her name's Tanya Herbert of Houston.
She was bestowed the title of the largest feet on a living person female.
She wears woman size 18 or men's size 16.
Wow.
Man, that's big.
That's real big.
She stands at six foot nine inches tall.
Wow.
Man, that's tough.
Yeah.
That's tough.
She play ball?
You know she gets asked that every single day when anybody meets her.
So she's huge.
She says she has to shop online for shoes since no stores carry her products that could fit her at all.
Even guys.
They don't even have men's shoes that could fit her at stores for the most part.
She says that other large-footed women that she met online offer her tips.
So she doesn't just have to dress in men's shoes because they don't really make a whole lot of women's shoes that big.
Man, that's tough.
bad for her. I don't know if she plays basketball or not. I didn't ask her. I didn't get an exclusive.
Thought on there? No, uh-uh. The question is, are dead bodies dangerous to be around for your health?
Because we see on TV shows all the time that, oh, don't be around a dead body because you get you sick or something.
Um, no. Health experts say there's no need to worry. Dead bodies are just not a health risk.
Call 911, but don't panic because breathing in the toxins won't affect you adversely in any way.
The biggest dead body health concern is hurting your back. You've tried to pick it up.
Oh.
That's a bunch of dead weight.
Okay.
Man, when somebody goes full dead weight on you,
they're heavy.
And they're just like,
bleh.
It's like hang.
Like when Stanley,
my bulldog,
when he had leg surgery,
and he'd go,
and I had to carry him
for two days everywhere.
And he's just a fat boy.
He's got a lot of names I call him.
Fatness Everdeen.
Fat in the hat.
Fatness Everdeen.
Yeah.
He got like eight names.
He knows them all.
What's up,
buddy?
Fatness Everdin.
You're good today?
Yeah,
he all good.
So,
but he just,
he just dead,
dead hound.
and he's heavy.
I mean, when he doesn't dead hang, he's okay.
He keeps tight.
But man, Fadness Everdeen, he doesn't even like to get, I mean, I'll get up in the morning early, early.
And Eller, who is our half husky, she will get up, and she doesn't really want to get up.
She gets up, she's ready to hang out.
She gets out of my feet.
I will look back and see in his room because he snores so loud.
He might open one eye to see what's up and go back.
Has no interest.
One eye.
Just none.
But he's going crazy because he is a high-energy, low-energy dog, meaning he has super-high-high-energy.
energy for certain parts of the day, then it runs out real quick.
But he can't exercise at all because it's torn ACL, completely torn.
So we still have to lock him, like lock him down.
We don't lock him in a room anymore.
And every once in a while he sprints across the room.
But he just, he's calvin fever because he can't do anything.
And so now he starts to chew things a little bit, which he's never done.
And I feel bad for him.
But I'm like, yo, fat in the hat.
What are you doing?
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
So there you go. Billy Ray Cyrus announced his engagement to singer Fire Rose.
You know, I'd tell you, I didn't know who Fire Rose was before this, but I do now.
Billy 61 and Fire Rose 34 met for the first time 12 years ago while he was filming Hannah Montana.
12 years ago, 34.
Yeah, that's okay.
And she's like Australian, right?
She is.
Fire Rose is a year older than her soon-to-be stepdaughter, Miley Cyrus.
Wow.
From Fox News.
Hey, love, she's 34.
You know, is it, again, is it weird?
Yeah.
Is it wrong?
No.
Is it interesting?
Yeah.
Heck yeah, it's interesting.
I'd have them both in here and talk to them about that relationship.
That'd be cool.
I love Billy.
I've got to know him a little bit.
Definitely, there's a drum, and we all walk a certain way at that drum, and Billy walks a whole different way.
Yeah, his own drum.
He marches to a whole different drum than what we're hearing.
I love that about him.
Michael Ray is ready to tell his side of the story.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Because I'm going to tell you right now, he's just sat and taken it.
I don't, I know things I've heard from both sides.
This town is small.
We have friends that run in different circles.
And, you know, him and Carly Pierce were married, you know, here today, gone tomorrow kind of thing.
Yeah, quick.
It's quick.
They, date, married, boom, out, divorced.
And so, but then she just went to town on them.
And every song, I mean, that's basically every song she sings is about Michael Ray at this point.
It feels like that even if it's not, because that was what she sang about for a long time.
Now, Michael Ray's like, I'm ready.
Is he coming in?
So how does he say that?
Well, he laid out the details for his next album, and he has a few surprises in store.
And he says, he said on the red carpet, right, he says.
But they were talking to him at the CMA week events last week.
And he said, I think there are some things that need to be said.
Things have been one side of for too long.
There are some things that need to be talked about.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
If he had been done wrong, and I don't, you know, different stuff, you know.
Like, what have you heard?
I've heard a lot of stuff from, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you've heard a lot of stuff, you know.
Oh, wow.
And if he feels like he needs to say some stuff and he sat back and he waited, first of all, if he waited for a record to come out, A plus patients move.
That's a lot of patience.
Because I wouldn't have had it.
I'd come out immediately.
Dude, he said nothing about this.
Nothing.
Zero.
I've heard of lots of stuff.
I've heard a aye aye
I mean it's been
Is that
Well I guess her music has said some things
But I'm like is that stuff that's just around here
Or it's like you know
No she's publicly talked about it
Mostly in music though
As far as getting into detail
And then you're like
Is she saying this just because it's a song
Or is it real?
Right
So I didn't know what fans
I don't know what fans know
I don't know what fans know
Oh they know
I just saying there's a lot of stuff
So it doesn't matter
But he's coming out going
he's got some stuff to say. Hey, we're ready.
That's from Music Mayhem Magazine.
Yeah.
Yes. And you know what? If he wants to come in and say some stuff?
Yeah. He hasn't been on the show forever because he ditched Ray once and we held it against him.
Ray, he said, hey, Ray, me and me here, we're going to go out or go on the bus and go hang out.
And Ray went to the bus and the bus was gone.
It was like he punked our boy Ray.
Now, if we punk our boy Ray, that's funny. If somebody else does, that's our brother.
You pick on your own brother. But you can't, but if we'd forgive him, right, Ray?
Yeah, I mean, it was a 2 a.m. ghost job.
I really wanted to go on that bus party, but never happened.
But, yeah, I'd forgive him.
He went full ghost on him.
So, he says, he's ready to tell the story.
I'm ready for him to tell the story.
Let's go.
I love it.
I love it.
I love some.
Yeah, that's good.
Long as it ain't me.
I'm good.
All of a sudden, quote, my parents showed up.
Jenna Bush Hager details how George and Laura dragged her and her twin sister Barbara out of a high school party
after they lied about sleeping at a friend's house.
This is from the Daily Mail.
Amy, were you at this party?
They were seniors when this happened, and they were a year younger than me.
So I was already at college.
And I think she even, yeah, she said Farrell Fields' house.
I mean, I know all those people, but that's funny that they got busted.
The only reason I even cared because I wondered, because I know you were friends with them in high school,
I wondered if you were at this party.
Nope, I was already at college.
Were you with them when they got busted at, what was it, Chewy's?
No, they were in.
They were in college at that point.
So they were at UT and I was at A&M, but they were, yeah.
That's a big story, at least locally.
Oh, yeah.
Now, how crazy is it that they used fake IDs when they're sex?
sitting there with Secret Service.
Yeah, but I'm not surprised.
Secret service is just secret and they just watch.
So they just don't, they don't stop you?
They're not your mom.
Like if she was going to go in and rob a bank, would they stop her?
Probably.
Probably.
Okay.
But that's a different.
Fake ID, rob a bag.
Well, guys.
That's different.
Amy, what would you like to add to that?
Oh, I mean, I...
About Secret Service.
Because I know, again, you hung out with them on my head service.
Well, I think, so when they were at my school, he was governor.
So it was a little bit different, but like, Secret Service would,
drive them to school.
And when they turned 16, they would drive themselves.
But then once they got to college and their dad became president,
I know that it amplified a bit.
And they kind of, I felt bad for them, quite honestly,
because you just kind of have people tailing you everywhere.
But it's mostly just to make sure that they're safe and good.
And not being abducted by a foreign country.
What they choose to do?
Because, I mean, honestly, like, they had parties, places that maybe they shouldn't have parties,
but Secret Service knew about it.
Can you have a boyfriend?
Like, makeout and Secret Service watching them?
Yes, they're watching.
Always looking into a hole.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, I mostly just felt bad for them, but they always handled it well.
Like, I think that, you know, the Bushes did a great job with their dad being president or governor and then their grandpa being president.
They grew up in such a spotlight.
But they were very normal, and they tried to live a normal life as you possibly can.
Friends would say they would see them in Austin.
And there would always be like some kid with a backpack on with that kid like 45.
Yeah.
Behind them.
Like blending in.
Interesting.
Yeah.
He's a 45-year-old man with a backpack like,
I'm just going to class.
I got some truck and homage.
But he's like an old...
I mean, they'd have to go do whatever.
Like, Jenner went running on the trail.
Like, oh, and they got to lace up their shoes and go for a run.
The Secret Service.
Yeah.
Wow.
Jen is really nice.
I've been able to go up and do the Today Show as a guest and as a host.
And she's always super, super cool.
So my experience of them has been great or with her.
Yeah.
I mean, but honestly, for me, I haven't seen either of them.
in over 20 years.
What's other one do? I've seen them for you.
Yeah, you've seen it for me, yeah. I didn't know if she was in the...
Oh, she's very involved in... She has, like, different nonprofits that she does, and she's...
Probably doesn't want to be as public.
She's genius.
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They say it's the same gas coming from the same places.
Just because it's at a gas station that you like, or a brand of a gas station you like, doesn't mean the gas is any different.
Oh, really?
Yeah, so don't worry about trying to get a gas.
better gas station. Just go and get the gas. Obviously the price of gas matters. The cheapest gas.
But the gas station, not that big of a deal. A Harvard professor is going to scour the ocean floor
looking for alien technology. This is my guess on where the stuff is. We don't know what's down
there. How do we know there's not like a big hole that takes you to, you don't know? We can't get to the
bottom. Takes you where? Anywhere. Yeah, but it's a circle. Memphis.
You go down and then just a portal goes straight to Memphis. All of a sudden, you come out. You're right at the pyramid.
You go right to Bass Pro, call it a day.
Wow.
Now, Harvard Professor Avi Loeb is planning a trip to retrieve a crashed alien ship from the ocean floor.
He says an object sided near the coast of this town in New Guinea.
In 2014, it was a spaceship and has already raised $1.5 million of funding for the trip.
A U.S. Space Command Report released earlier this year says the object was interstellar,
but they're claiming it was probably a meteor.
Okay, that's interesting.
For the New York Post.
That's where it is.
I can't believe he's raised that much money.
Like, people just give him money to go, oh, my.
People set you, you're, they cleared your list.
Yeah.
You're not a teacher.
So people give money to anything that they think, oh, that's interesting.
They bought you bananas.
They literally bought you bananas for your house.
And toothpaste.
Yes, and beef turkey.
Yep.
Say yes.
There is a new episode of the Bobby Cash with Madeline Edwards.
She's a new artist.
Jessica got signed a record deal.
She's so good.
She put out an album that has this song called Mama Dolly Jesus.
You ain't Mama.
She talked about how she made money trying to be an artist.
And she would sing jazz at bars while she was trying to be an artist.
She gave us an example of how to sing jazz because I was like, what's the difference?
I thought you just sing songs.
Like how do you sing jazz.
So how you would do it is dream a little dream of me like that.
So it's quicker.
We're opera.
It's way more space in between.
Pop, you don't really see it that much.
Country, you can see it sometimes.
And you say space in between.
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She went like an owner of one of the teams.
He was like played our bars.
And that's how she made money while she was pursuing a career as an artist.
Wow.
Was by doing, in that, I can't really.
Yeah.
She talked about how she opened for Chris Stapleton at a stadium show in Kentucky.
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This is a slippery slope. A fire chief in Arkansas is fired for using inappropriate emojis.
It's complicated, but apparently he accidentally used a middle finger emoji instead of a
thumbs up emoji in reacting to a social media post.
Dang.
But it's an emoji one.
Sometimes, if you write a word, it comes out.
They auto-corrected to something else, right?
And so then does somebody get fire because auto-corrected?
said something that they didn't mean.
But what's the autocorrect term for the finger?
Well, no, I'm just saying in general,
and listen, he may have even put the middle finger up there
and then just said it was an accident.
But I had not heard of this.
Somebody used an emoji,
and then they used that against them to fire them.
Amid South Fire Chief said he was terminated
after less than 10 months on the job.
Alan Hicks, the now former fire chief of Mark Dree, Arkansas,
says he was wrongfully terminated
after reacting to a costume meme
that uses offensive and profane language to describe him.
For sure, he didn't want to do thumbs up.
No, if it was offensive describing him, he was like, ha ha, burr.
But aren't all emoji?
It's kind of funny.
Yes, because they're cartoons.
You can't matter of a cartoon.
They're soft and lovable.
All of them, even the middle finger ones.
Even when you do the eye roll, you're kind of joking.
And my vision is so bad, I often see the middle finger one as like a number one.
I'm like, wait, what?
When it's only used by itself, it's bigger.
It shows it bigger.
But if it's using any other characters, it's small.
And I'm always like, what is this?
Gosh, I honestly did not know that the middle finger was an option for an emoji.
Oh, it's on there.
It's probably not on your
Plenty of Fish's
version of emojis.
No, I just mean,
like I just never even knew.
That, hmm.
He says, I was holding a chicken
and it had chicken bleep.
That was the exact words
it had on there.
He said, he responded to the poster
through private message
that were later made public.
I just told the boy,
if you had a problem with me,
don't hide behind Snapchat
and come see me like a grown man.
No threats were made against him,
Hicks said.
Hicks shared this write up,
given to him by the mayor.
It said he violated city
policy by making a Facebook post with inappropriate emojis that do not properly reflect the city.
Well, what are the emojis that reflect the city then?
Is there a list? I'm curious to know.
They're talking about another Facebook post I made, supposedly given the bird, but it was
supposed to be a thumbs up, he said. So maybe it wasn't even that post.
Okay, so other stuff. And they just maybe found something else. It's just a slippery slope
when you start to go on, some emojis are appropriate and some aren't. Because that hasn't been
No, I feel like if emojis are available, they're all okay, right? Well, no, but you can't just
write anything and all letters are okay. Yeah, so
Eddie, would you let your kid use the
middle finger emoji? I mean
It's also a kid. It's a different story.
Listen, it's not
showing up as an option, but if, for me,
but if you type in middle finger,
it shows up. WREG is where
they came from, WRAG. Well,
what does show up for her? A dove, no his
arc. No, I'm
serious. It's not an option unless you type
in, which I think is helped probably for
kids. Man, mine's on my favorites.
Really? Really? Really?
No, it's not.
If Amy types the word rapture on her phone,
our phone disappears.
Wow.
It's really, it's gone.
I thought that story was wild.
I just had not heard of somebody getting cut for an emoji.
That needs to be defined then.
We have to have definition on that.
Because, you know, that eggplant can be thrown around pretty easily.
Right.
And you'd be like, I love vegetables.
Argue that.
Yeah.
I love splashes.
After my vegetables.
Well, I didn't do that.
I didn't connect those two.
Let's talk to Lynn, who lives in Georgia.
Lynn, I appreciate you calling.
What's going on?
Well, I think we need to have a funeral.
Because freedom of speech is dead.
Go ahead.
The freedom of speech that's listed in the Constitution is actually dead
because you no longer can say anything that you're not going to get fined for
or you're going to get fired for or it's just pathetic.
When I grew up in school, the phrase was,
I may not believe in what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
It's over.
I understand your passion.
Voltaire actually said that.
It's paraphrased because he said in a different language, obviously.
So that is a philosopher Voltaire said, I may not like it, but I'll defend your right to say it.
However, it's not a freedom of speech issue.
I think there's a confusion.
All freedom of speech is, period, is you're right to speak out against the government without going to jail.
That's it.
That's what freedom of speech is in the Constitution.
Any private company or business can fire you because you say something that isn't in line with how the company feels or thinks.
They have the right to do that because they're paying you.
It's a job and you don't have to work for them.
So it is not a freedom of speech issue.
I think it's a weird thing to be cut for an emoji because I'd never heard that before.
I think if they lay out the rule and go, this is our company policy, you can't do middle finger publicly.
And then you're fired for it.
Yeah, of course, that's it.
I just have never heard such a thing.
But no, freedom of speech.
And I'll say it again.
All freedom of speech is.
Not all.
It's all in all.
Like it's a massive thing
because some countries don't have it.
But what freedom of speech is
is the ability to speak out
against the government
without being worried about being thrown in prison
or killed.
Like in Russia or in China.
They kill people.
Other countries too.
The right to have freedom of speech
just allows people to express themselves
without the government going,
no.
That's what freedom of speech is.
So sometimes people are like,
oh, I can't say this.
Freedom of speech.
No, you're not.
company can fire you.
It's up to them because you don't have to work there.
I do think America's turning to a big wuss though.
I do agree with them on that part.
I think everybody's way too sensitive.
Way too sensitive.
But no, it is not a freedom of speech issue at all.
Well, maybe not.
I agree with you though.
I think everybody's like, you tell you, people, oh wow.
I got a fail arm, a leg.
I literally just breathes a little too hard on.
No, that hurt.
Yes, people, it's, America's turned into a bunch of
They complain and cry about everything all the time.
I mean, sometimes I do too.
But still, who cares?
I got even better at that.
That's why every day you kind of have to say,
oh, I hope I don't say anything that gets me canceled today.
Because not like you would ever intend to set people's stuff.
I hate cancel culture.
Is, you know, kind of depending on who it is or what they did cancelable.
But yeah, it's scary to be in front of a microphone,
especially for you all the time,
because sometimes even your stuff too, like your comedy stuff.
It's funny.
And there is a line.
Like, if I said something that was hurtful in a way that cost people money or was a lie.
Yeah.
And it, okay, well, let's take it to court.
I don't want to do that because that costs money.
But, yes, freedom of speech is just government.
But yes, America's turning into a big wuss.
I do not like cancel culture.
I like go to prison if you do something illegal, like jail.
But I think if you do something bad and you didn't actually hurt anybody, you should be able to work your way back.
You should be able to go, hey, I'm sorry.
I'm going to learn from this.
show that you learn from it and move on and not be canceled.
I'm not a believer in cancel culture in any way.
whatsoever.
So I appreciate that calling because in a lot of ways I agree with you.
I just thought I'd use that opportunity to explain what freedom of speech actually is.
I mean, listen, I put that video for me doing comedy on Instagram yesterday.
No, two days, maybe two days ago.
And it's got almost half million views, but it ain't been the easiest.
Stormfront moved in with that one.
Oh, man.
We'll check it out, Mr. Bobby Bones.
a little front
Mario and Amarillo is on the phone right now
Mario what's up
Not much Bobby
I was just wondering
How can we don't call Morgan
Morgan number two anymore
We've somewhat transitioned
Sometimes we call our Morgan
I have two Morgans in my life
Well I got way more than that in my life
But two I work with every single day
Morgan number one
Who used to be the executive producer on the show
Who now works with me
On like my day-to-day stuff
And everything else that I do
touring or books or
whatever. And then Morgan number two does digital. And so I still have Morgan 1 and Morgan 2. And I refer to
them like that off the air when talking about them to everybody else because they're like, which one?
I'm like, oh, sorry, Morgan 1 or Morgan 2. But we do call you Morgan a lot more on the show.
Yes, I like it very much. But it's hard for me to break that because I have to, I have to split them up.
But that's, that's why. Oh, okay. Okay. And between lunchbox, Amy, Ray, and Eddie, who's been
with you the longest on the show? Lunchbox and I've been together 71 years.
Yeah.
Long time.
Wow.
What year did I split you away from Jason's deli?
Oh, man, that was in 2002.
So it's been 19, maybe it's three.
I don't know, it's been 19 years, whatever that is.
Yeah, three probably.
I can't.
Yeah, Lunchbox and I, 19 years.
He was working as a delivery driver for Jason's deli.
And when he started the show, we didn't have a microphone.
We were so broke.
He didn't even have a microphone to work with.
So we just put him on the phone and we just sent him places.
and 19 years.
And Amy and I...
2005-ish
and then I joined officially in 2006.
Yeah, so 17 years or so?
Mm-hmm.
And then, yeah, I also took a pay cut to join the show.
Oh, yeah.
You guys have no idea.
It was rough for all of us.
Eddie?
Yeah, I started on the show nine years ago.
Yeah, but how long have we known each other?
Oh, since 2005.
We started doing TV, 17 years.
But, man, I took a pay raise when I started the show.
That's true.
Because I was working.
Yeah, here's the thing that.
We haven't grown.
The show had gotten big by then.
You came on.
I tried to convince Eddie to join the show, though, back in the day.
And I was like, hey, man, you should come and take a pay cut.
And he's like, I can't.
I remember I'd ask you, what time do you have to wake up?
And you tell me, I can't do that, man.
And how much I'm making?
Well, it's less time you're making now.
Oh, I can't do it.
Can't do that.
Then finally, when we moved here, he's like, Eddie, come on, man, move with us.
So that's it.
I mean, Mario, we've been together for a long, long time.
A long, long, long time.
Yeah, well, you and Eddie seem to be talking as if y'all know each other forever.
Well, 17 years.
Long time.
It's a long time.
Mike, what about you?
When did you come on?
What year?
12 years ago, 2010.
Mike was an intern.
He hit me up on MySpace.
And then just climbed, climb, climb, climb, climbed.
And Mike is really one of the most important people in this whole little project here.
So, yeah, we're like Garth and his team.
We just been together a long time.
Oh, yeah.
His road crew, man.
I always think it's super cool.
and that's like goals.
Like that's all as people.
And so hopefully we're together forever.
You know, we're playing sold out arenas and stadiums together.
You know, singing rodeo.
We want to do all the same stuff.
All right, Mario, appreciate that call.
All right.
You don't work too hard.
We don't.
Okay.
Don't worry about that.
Well, they don't.
Well, some of them don't.
I work hard.
Yeah.
Some of them don't.
This is interesting.
I think a lot of people deal with anxiety in different ways, including kids in different ways.
Eddie, you had mentioned to me that you do something that helps your kids with their anxiety.
What do they get anxious about?
Yeah, so I have a couple of kids that they just worry about things like school things.
Like if they're going to go to a friend's house and they don't really know the friend that well
and who's going to be there, they worry about it.
Like, I don't know if I want to go.
I don't know if it's going to be fun.
I'm worried how it's going to be.
So I tell them to write a list down, like whatever you're worried about, write it down.
And then we're going to go ahead and do it.
And then when we come back to the other side of it, tell me how it went.
and 99% of the time
it's always a lot better than they thought it was going to be
and like basketball games
I don't know we're just not ready I don't think I'm going to play very well
today whatever then we do the game they end up being really good
you see look you wrote down on the list that you were worried
that you weren't going to play well look how well you played
and they come back saying all right I guess I'm worried about nothing there
I shouldn't do that the purpose of that strategy is
really just to kind of push them to do things that they're worried about anyway
despite the outcome but then the numbers are telling you
you that 99% of the time, that outcome's going to be better than you are thinking that it's
going to be.
So after a bunch of times where they were wrong and that is it going to suck and it ends up
pretty good, you can go, okay, look, all these other times, you thought it was going to be bad
too and it was good.
So just look at how many other times this happened.
Yeah, here's the track list.
Check this out.
That's interesting.
Write it down and then go back and look at it and see if it was as bad.
And then after a bunch of not as bads.
Yeah.
And one of my boys, it's starting to really work where it's just like, oh, he's really not
worried about much anymore.
But there's another one that he's still kind of learning and he's still putting things down
on the list and we're, I think we'll eventually
get there. But for the one that
did it has been doing it for a while, it's like, it's really,
it's doing really well. I like that technique. Yeah, it's cool
man. It works for adults too.
I'm like, ooh, yeah.
Amy just wrote something down.
Amy's been writing stuff down.
Mostly those are doodles, but maybe, yes.
Tomorrow, Brooke Schiltz will be on because she's in that movie
called Harmony Holiday. Holiday Harmony.
Holiday Harmony. You'll get it. Holiday Harmony.
You'll get it. Holiday Harmony.
It's the movie that Amy has a part in. And so
Brooke Schilt will be on tomorrow. Talk about that and a bunch of
other stuff too, wildly famous, but she'll be on and, you know, we'll be like, hey,
what's it like for you and Amy to work together doing all those scenes?
Yeah.
Talking line, what was it like to work with Amy?
I know, I'll have to ask her.
Why are you looking at me like that?
She's supposed to say we didn't work together.
We didn't do any lines together.
I didn't know if we were like leaving people in suspense.
I don't think it's that suspenseful.
I had no scenes with Brooke.
Oh.
But you did have real scenes.
I did have real scenes.
It's just that her filming was mostly done on a farm in a different part of California.
and I was there literally the last day of filming.
So actually, one of my scenes got cut in the moment
because it was supposed to be outdoors
but they were so behind on filming
than it was dark out
and they didn't have another day of taping
to get the daylight.
Hey, Mike, Dia, have you, as movie Mike watched it yet?
I have it on deck to watch tonight.
I got him an early screening.
Yeah, because it's not like Wednesday.
I mean, it's not that early.
Yes, I like it.
Still, it's not out yet,
and I have this emailed copy
that's precious and it's meant for him.
Harder to get than Taylor Swift tickets.
Oh, wow.
An early version of Holiday Harmony.
I don't know about that.
Yes.
All right, thank you again.
Bobby Bone Show.
Bonehead.
Story of the day.
This story comes us from Johnson County, Kansas.
A 32-year-old sheriff's deputy goes to the grocery store to get some groceries,
and then he sees Pokemon cars.
He's like, man, I love Pokemon.
Those are $3 a pack.
Let me change the barcode to $1.
$1.1.
Oh.
And Lost Prevention saw him.
He's in uniform.
when he's doing this.
Oh, no.
Laws prevention?
Why would he do that in universe?
Why would you do that?
Okay, I just want everybody to know.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Right.
But in uniform, there's a different standard
because you know people are watching you
regardless of what you're doing
because one, they're afraid you're going to arrest them
or two, they're like, that's cool, that's a cop.
It's one of those two things.
Yeah, so it's $400 worth of Pokemon cards.
He got busted and he lost his job.
Oh, man.
Was it worth it?
I don't know he'd get any of Pooketches?
But no, no, he didn't even get to keep the cards, guys.
He didn't even get to keep the Pokemon cards.
You get any rookie, pook-a-pukes?
Some good ones in there.
I don't know what the names are.
Pikachu?
Yeah, that's not the only one.
Is that the only one?
I have no idea.
Yep.
I have no idea.
I'm sure it's not.
No clue.
Is that it?
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
We'll be doing a spicy Christmas this year.
So, plenty of time.
I mean, today's the 17th.
You have a month to get your person a gift who I draw here.
Okay?
Everybody good?
Yeah.
So, you get them a gift.
If they love the gift, they keep it.
That's it. Merry Christmas.
Give them a good hug.
Give them a good kiss.
If you do that, whatever, keep the gift.
If they get the gift and they're like,
hmm, I like it.
I'll love it.
Well, then they can go to the luxury grab bag.
In the luxury grab bag,
there will be luxurious gifts that I will be providing.
That part sucks.
That I will be provided.
And so let's say there,
were seven boxes that we're going to do?
five of them will be
luxury items that make you feel like
so pretty or
or rich or I don't know how it makes you feel
it could be a lot of different things.
Luxurious.
I've already used that words
I don't want to use it again.
Oh, yeah.
But two of them of the seven will be
a spicy Christmas.
There's the little nitro, the world's hottest
gummy bear.
The world's hottest chip.
And I'm talking about
like you
want to vomit, it's so hot.
Amy did. You want to cry.
Yeah.
Oh, yes, you think you might need to go to the hospital.
Merry Christmas!
Yeah, it's horrible.
Makes no sense.
So, that's what will happen.
We'll work on some more of the rules later.
The only rule that we have now is if we think you didn't even try for your gift to get them something
because you wanted them to go to the luxury pile, then you have to eat the hot thing immediately.
Yeah, I like that.
And that's just really the lunchbox rule, you called it.
I mean, that was my strategy.
I know, I know.
You'd save money and you get to watch somebody go.
Exactly.
All right, so I have everybody's name here, and we're just going to go down and I'll say your name and then I'll draw.
Can we request people?
No.
Dang it.
Wait, he's drawing name.
The name is they have Bobby, Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Morgan, Ray, Mike, D, Abby, and Scoob of Steve.
Here you go.
Up first.
Amy, you will have, the person you will buy for is.
Okay, okay.
Eddie.
All right.
Pretty solid.
Merry Christmas, Amy.
Easy to please.
Pretty solid.
Amy.
Amy will be buying for Eddie.
Okay.
Lunchbox.
Come on.
You'll be buying for Scoo Steve.
Dang it.
Who did you want to buy for?
Abby.
Why?
I want to get her a present.
I had something in mind.
You still can.
We won't keep you for getting her present.
Thank you.
Okay.
Eddie.
You'll be drawing.
You'll be buying for lunchbox.
Oh, okay.
He's not going to like my gift.
Do you hear that?
He's not.
He's not.
He doesn't like any gift.
You don't like any gift.
You hear that.
He sounded like he wasn't going to try.
We're not going to tell you who the three-person panel is that decides if you have to go to
think so.
I know.
It may not be any of us. I may have other people come and do it.
Oh, good idea.
You shouldn't.
Me, I'll be buying for myself.
It's like every other day.
Oh, interesting.
I'll put me back in and I'll go back to me in a few minutes.
Morgan, you'll be buying for Mike D.
All right.
All right, next up.
Ray, you'll be buying for Abby.
God are pretty good over there.
You got to sit by each other every morning in the glass room.
Mike D.
You'll be buying for Amy.
Okay.
I'll take it.
Abby, you'll be buying for me.
Oh, shoot.
Yeah, good luck.
That's tough.
That's a lot of pressure.
Yeah, it is.
Look, Abby.
I mean, the difference.
Wow.
Scoob of Steve, you'll be buying for.
Or, Reimundo?
Yeah!
And I'll be buying for Morgan.
Jeez, Morgan, you get so lucky.
So?
You jealous lunchbox?
Yeah.
That's what's up.
You all have your names.
We did it on the air, so there's no drama.
We drew it right here.
It's a hat.
The end.
You know who you're buying's for.
Get them a good gift.
The goal is to get them a good gift.
But if they don't like it, then go to the luxury pile.
This is amazing.
All right, that's it for today.
Tomorrow, though, big day, Brooke Shields is finally on.
She, big actress, but also she's in Holiday Harmony,
which comes out next week, Thanksgiving, and Amy's also in that movie.
Yeah.
So we'll talk to her about that.
Fun fact, my character, or I play myself,
but the character that I engage with in the bathroom,
the main character, she's actually on the phone with Brooke Shields when I walk in.
That's cool.
Is she acting like she is or she really is?
No, in the movie.
That's who she's on the phone with.
I mean, that's a fun.
That was just a fact.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, basically, I'm in a scene with Brooke.
Okay.
Okay, we're right on.
We'll see tomorrow.
Bye, everybody.
Yeah.
The Bobby Bone Show.
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