The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full Show) Lunchbox Gets Another Chance To Ride Lambo + What Did Bobby Forget To Order His Wife? + Elder vs. Millennial

Episode Date: March 28, 2024

Lunchbox lost his original 2 Weeks of Kindness challenge but got another chance by playing board games! Then, find out what Bobby forgot to order his wife that caused a slight problem.... Plus, we play another round of Elder vs. Millennial!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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First, he surprised. surprisingly gave Abby a hard time about her singing performance recently, and you can also catch him in my house working out quite frequently. The Abby thing was weird, though. You were kind of rude to her. I was being honest. Oh, finally. It's producer Eddie.

Finally. Let's hear you for that one. Hey, let me have you. We were trying to set lunchbox up, though, and you were. You guys were, you didn't let me in on the joke. Anyway, that's all. Go ahead. Hey, I got a question for you guys.

Do people think I'm white? No. Possibly. Not people that see you. No, like on the radio, like listeners, because I met a listener the other day, and they said, man, I'm shocked. Like, I see you and you're Hispanic. I was like, yeah, he's like, I thought you were white the whole time. I think if you went by Eduardo.

Yeah, I'm not doing that because there's a Raymundo. Yeah, and he's not even Hispanic. Exactly. It's very confusing. I think Ray is Hispanic. Right. And they think you're white. Right.

Sometimes they think lunchbox is black. A lot of times, yeah. And sometimes I think he's like a big dude, which is also not true. But no, what would you like to say publicly? I'm Hispanic. I'm not white. Not that there's, I mean, I'm not saying anything bad. Not anything bad.

I'm just saying like, I am who I am. And I think it's interesting that some people see me and they're like, wow, I'm surprised. I thought you were a white dude. Eddie felt in the moment there he was going to get canceled by white people. It's like, nothing is anything wrong with that. Yes, I think you're good, buddy. Okay. He hopes to win the lotto and leave the show one day.

He also does a podcast called Soar Losers with Ray. Lunchbox, everybody. A few weeks ago, I mean, maybe been a month ago. I don't know how long ago is. I went and did my power reds, donated to the Red Cross, and saved seven lives. I mean, I'm a hero. Was that in your kindness?

No, I was before, man. That was like just out of the blue, you know, just me being awesome. Should be driving a Lambo for that alone. But the Red Cross loves me because they called me yesterday, and they left me a voicemail to just tell me how wonderful I am. So, okay. And you recorded it? No, it's just my voicemail. They let the voicemail.

I didn't answer the call. I was like, man. you have it here. Yeah, yeah. Let's listen to what they have to say about me. Go ahead. Hello, I'm calling on behalf of the American Red Cross Blood Services. I wanted to thank you for your recent blood donation. You should feel great knowing you're part of a life-saving community of people. Every day, approximately 12,500 blood donations are needed in the United States. Thanks again for your donation. Have a great day. Okay, I love it. And I think it's great that you gave blood. Can I ask the question here?

Go ahead. It's all good. Did you play that and create this fake segment just so you could talk about how you gave blood and get credit within the room? What? I don't understand. Because that's not for him. That's the generic one they send to everybody. Yeah. If you donate blood.

So did he go, they left loose just for me knowing it wasn't for me. So we could play it on the air and we'd all be like, oh, you get blood. Is that on your phone? I didn't give blood. Anybody that donated. Anybody that donated blood gets that message. Three weeks later, they call you to just tell you how amazing you are. I donated blood like five years ago.

and I still got an email like this week. My point is, where you bring that in just so you'd be celebrated by us? No, I just thought it was really cool that they called me. Let's just celebrate them. But I think it is great. Let's just celebrate them. I think it's great that you did it. But you need to say, hey, I gave blood and we'd be like, oh, that's awesome.

Where you wouldn't have to invent a, the Red Cross called me and said, I'm a hero. They did say that. They did say that. They said I'm a hero. No, you said I'm a community. I'm part of a life-saving community. But I think you lose now. The headline is people should give blood like.

you did out of the goodness of your heart. I gave my power reds. Morton's just blood. I saved seven lives instead of three. What is the power red? I don't know but they did. They took something out and they put something back in and I saved seven lives. I think it's awesome. You saved lives. And we could have just been like, hey, what did you do this weekend? In that segment, we're like, oh, I went to give some blood. But instead, it's just a whole thing. A voicemail. Yeah. So then it turns into the, that the segment of is, it doesn't matter. And it's pretty cool. They called me to tell me like, you're the greatest.

They did. Good job. Thank you. She's recently taken up golf as a new hobby, and she comes in every morning with a nice coffee. It's Amy. So I gave Eddie a robe for his birthday. It's a Dallas Cowboys robe. I just thought it'd be comfy.

He could wear it during the games, you know, when he's watching or whatever. And then he sent me a picture to say thank you. And I'm just going to show it to you and tell you if you would be like, should Eddie be sending me this picture of him in the robe? I see it. Just look at his face. and like how he's sitting. Dude,

you look like you're sending her. Are you up text? No. Hey, you up? I wanted to show her like, I like the gift. You can't do that.

Why do you look like your knees up in the air? And you got a weird smirk on your face. You're like seductive and your smile. I ask one of my kids. I'm like, hey, will you take a picture of me while I've sit in my room? That's bizarre.

Is that weird? That hat is also for me indirectly, but it's all checked out. It does look like he just. I don't know if he's holding a glass of wine. It was wine five o'clock, wine down. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. You're trying to seduce Amy. It's just weird. I thought it was normal. Like, hey, Amy, look, I got your robe. Thank you. I really like it. How about you just say that?

Or send a video. Like, please. Like, hey, like, hey, the road feels great. Instead of like, hey. Like, all lounged out on the couch with the sun. I didn't do that face on purpose. It's just the vibe. It would make me feel better if his wife or kids were taking the photo.

But if he took that on self-timer, we have a problem. No, no, no. My oldest son did that. And he did say something on my face. He's like, why are you making that face? All right, go ahead. From Mount Pine, Arkansas. One time he passed out giving blood, but he's not a wimp.

He's a stud. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. I want to thank our listeners because, and don't tweet this out or anything, because it defeats the purpose of the bit. I don't tweet, dude. I know. Eddie and I are acting like we're building the pickleball court in our yard.

In my yard. It looks so real. I feel like you live there. In my yard. And so I've hired people to do it. Finally, I get people to do it. But forever I'd said I was just going to do it myself. And then I was like, Eddie, let's just go stand and hold like a shovel and stuff and go, we're watching YouTube videos.

We're building a pickleball court. There's 500 comments as of right now going great job, guys. That looks awesome because it's just listeners in on the joke. Every once in a while, there'll be somebody, why are you trying to pee on our Cheerios? I heard the bit. That's a lie. Like, why? Oh, they said that?

Just get out. But thank you all for being a part of the joke. I also have friends who are texting me for. I just saw it. Yeah, scroll. Eddie's in like the bobcat. I'm hammering stuff. We literally walked down after a workout, which is why we're sweating so much,

and just got on the equipment. I think we overdid it with a hammer. Like, why are you hammering it's in her block? After we took the picture, I was like, that one might not look real. Doesn't matter. It's a bit. It is a bit. And our listeners are in on the joke.

One of my friends texting and he goes, hey, are you really building a pickleball court in the back of your house? Is that where you guys are building that? I'm really having a hard time believing you and Eddie are doing this alone. We are, man. It's Joevis baby. And you can hire us. We should start to say we got new jobs later on the show when those listeners aren't in on the joke. Oh, yeah.

And be like, we just been hired to do another pickleball court. Man, we're going to be busy. Wait for the updated pictures. When that thing starts to be built by a real company and we're like, look what we did. So not going to mention it anymore after this, but I just want to say thank you for being in on the joke. It's hilarious. Let's open up the mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones.

For the last year, I've worked in an office with one coworker. a 24-year-old woman. He's a 50-something-year-old man. We spend eight hours a day, five days a week in a small office, just the two of us. So I was a bit shocked and worried when I learned that he spent 10 years in prison for manslaughter. He was in a fight with a guy who later died. This was over 20 years ago, and he's never shown even a little bit of aggression in the year that I've known him, but I feel like it's irresponsible for my work to put me in such a vulnerable position. Am I wrong? Should I say something to my boss?

She didn't sign it. You want to go? I think that you're valid to feel as though you should have been informed. But is it something that they can inform you of? I don't know. How long have they been working together in that room? A year? For the last year.

I don't know that the HR can warn you about that. If you go to jail, it's not like you're on the registry, you know, that. You served your time. So it's not that. So I don't know that. Okay, well, I don't know. I guess if he's been nice the whole time, I don't think if it is accidental manslaughter.

But also, if it was a fight. Sounds like got into a fight and killed. Things happen in fights. Good, bad, terrible, awful. Sure. I don't hear God into a fight and hear this is somebody who could kill me. Right. Same.

But I guess I just didn't know what information you're supposed to be privy to. None. Okay. cool. I say it's okay. After knowing that. He seems reformed. Hey, just don't make them mad, you know what I'm saying?

Don't fight with him. That may not even, that's not be something, that's not a crime, I guess, that may even need for someone to be reformed. Because if it was an accident, like people get. But we don't know. Again, we're assigning accident. We're assigning all of this. So it's also not murder. It was manslaughter. And I would say, too, you can go to whomever and say,

hey, I did a Google search on Chuck and it said he was in jail. What can you tell me? And they can tell you nothing. Because, again, it's not like a registry where everybody has to know. So I would say that you're in this

office with him. If you don't feel like he's been a threat, if it's been awesome, keep him professional. Keep rocking it. Yeah. If he was in jail that long, he's probably pretty reformed. I understand how she's feeling. Like, it's definitely... No one's saying her feeling is wrong. Right, right. But, but I mean, you know,

people do get second chances. He served his time. And if he seems like a pretty normal dude and hasn't raised any suspicion or anything else happening, why not keep working with him? That's like a whoops, whoop somebody in a fight and that person just died, like she said. Because sometimes someone can hit their head wrong. Absolutely. Sure. You have the right to feel how you feel, regardless.

You can ask about it. Say, I, Google searched him. They can probably say nothing to you. Then you have to make your decision based on that. I think you could even say, hey, I found this out. I'm not comfortable in the situation. And they could remedy it in a way. but you can't go, hey, what do I not know about him?

Sure. And I'm not even sure they could say if you said, this is what I found about him, they could say anything, but you could say, this is what I found, I'm not comfortable, how can we make this better? Yeah.

So you're right to feel the way you feel. But I feel like, I mean, I wouldn't mess with him. Just in case. Yeah, be cool, we cool. All right, that's the mailbag. Close it up. Lunchbox, what's a new rule your wife made for you?

Yeah, she put a clamp down on the old fall in the cops. Oh, you like to follow cops or ambulance or firefighters. Yeah, because we were in the car the other day and we had the kids in the vehicle. A good rule. And I saw a cop. There was two cop cars. Had someone pulled over and the dude was in handcuffs like standing by the side of the car. And so I whipped a Ui to drive by to kind of...

Why would you whip a cop? a Ui with all the kids. If you're by yourself even then I'd be like, well, that's weird, but all the kids are in the car? And what are you going to do? You just want to see what's going on in the world in the community. You want to be, stay vigilant. And so we did a roll by

and then we're at home and my wife this is her talking about the new rule. The next time you see somebody in handcuffs or a cop pulled someone over or a fire truck drive by with the lights on, like just don't turn around and

follow the action when you have the kids. Like, that's just not safe. Like, it's just unnecessary now. The guy was in handcuffs. You don't want me to be vigilant and you don't find out what's going on? Mind your own business. Don't follow.

Don't turn around. So you think that's a new rule? So what about if I'm by myself? Just let the professionals handle it and you just mind your own business and keep on going. So you're basically saying you're the no fun police? Yeah.

I think you're not familiar with being vigilant. That vigilance isn't going and looking at somebody be arrested. Like the cop already got him. I think he just heard like Batman say vigilant or something and now he thinks it's part of like crime fighting. You're not being vigilant. Keeping up to know what's going on in the neighborhood. You're being snoopy. Is that what's called?

You're snooping in on like. You're like roversnecking on something that could also cause an accident as well. Yeah. Well, I make a safe you turn. The kids were in the car. Or I make the block. But what is the best case? scenario of what could happen if you're going by

it just brings up conversation with the kids like oh look see the police are here to protect you and they'll take care of you and they get the bad guys and maybe a don't grow up to be a bad guy or how about you just see them when you drive by the first time and say that and you don't have to go back by

what if they're because they say oh I didn't see dadda how about you say trust me that doesn't really work I mean I'm just saying so she kind of put the clamp down on one of my hobbies That's not really a hobby, though I'm surprised you don't have a scanner. No, it's too much.

Oh, you can borrow my scanner. It's awesome. You would hear a crime and then go to it. But don't you think it's fun to kind of go see what's going on in the community? Well, there's a difference and go see what's going on in the community and also driving by somebody that's been arrested. Well, I don't even know if he was arrested. He was just in cuffs. But that maybe you're just being detained and then you're not.

That's what I'm saying. Like, you want to find out, hey, they go into the big house, they're not. Are you going to follow this rule? Maybe just do it with your follow with no kids. That may be the... I mean, she was pretty like, like, please don't do it without the kids

because what happens if something goes wrong? What happens? What do you do? You make up your own mind, don't you? And you wear the pants of the family. I do wear the pants with the family. It sounds like, hey, sounds like mom was telling Daddy what to do. That's right. We all heard it.

His voice was like, oh, yeah, like my rule. But, but, but, but, but, but, I can't do that anymore. I can't do that anymore. I agree with her. I wouldn't chase this stuff. With the kids in the car. I wouldn't chase it anyway. Would you chase it, Eddie?

On my own, absolutely. Oh my gosh. These guys. What? You want to know what's going on in your community? You want to be vigilant. That doesn't make sense. I'm just going to play a song. So other people don't feel the same way as you. I don't want to encourage anybody to do this. You just end up getting in the way. You could possibly get in the way. You could

but you could also like do nothing except take a picture. That's it. It's good for Insta. It's time for the good news. Oh, it's Bobby. Delta Airlines pilot named Keith recently celebrated his retirement with a special flight to Hawaii. He spent a bunch of pay, like a year's pay, chartering a whole plane, and then took all of his friends, like 100 people to Hawaii and flew them all there. Oh, that's interesting. Man, that's so cool.

The fact that you would spend a year's pay. Yeah? That's pretty cool. I mean, yeah, I must have some money saved up. A whole year. I have 46 years of flying, he said. And he's retiring, but he's 46, let's say, start flying at 22. So he's about, you know, 40, 56, 70 years old or so.

Yeah. I feel like that's probably about the max age. Because I want somebody, if there's an emergency, to be able to be sharp and make a quick decision. You know, like old people can make quick decisions? I think it is shown through many studies and decades of data that the older the brain gets, the slower the reaction time. which is why it's weird we're about to have a president like we have one now that's too old

and we're gonna have another one that's too old regardless who wins yeah we wouldn't even want our pilot to be 80 but we're like run the biggest business in the world America the fact that he saved up for a year

or took that much money and took all those friends on a trip is awesome that's so cool because it's not like he's making millions of dollars being a pilot I don't know what pilots may but they make a lot of money I think they make a good living

especially that long what your route is like if you're like your paper route you get a better route. Yeah, like, if you're Dallas to Austin, it's not going to be as much as if you're, you know, new JFK to London every day.

Oh, wow. Fancy throwing out title? Dang, JFK. No one, all this about flying. Yeah, it didn't seem that fancy. Lowly. Bowie. I should say DFW.

All right, that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clever Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football,

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The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app,

Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either.

We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands.

I said, oh, hell no. I vowed I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone?

I'm Ego Vodom. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Farrell My dad gave me the best advice ever I went and had lunch with him one day And I was like And dad I think I want to really give this a shot

I don't know what that means But I just know the groundlings I'm working my way up through And I know it's a place that come Look for up and coming talent He said if it was based solely on talent I wouldn't worry about you Which is really sweet

Yeah He goes but there's so much luck involved And he's like Just give it a shot He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there.

Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to thanks, Dad, on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Lunchbox is dominating in his first ever season of Elder versus Millennial. You've shot her out so far. That's what I do. That's what he does.

I'm going to ask Lunchbox three questions about her generation. Yeah. And her as Swifty Lauren, the youngest on our show. Let's introduce our boy Lunchbox here. Up first, he's the captain of cringe who claims all he does is when. He loves looking online at women of bikinis. And his dream is to drive a Lamborghini. It's Lunchbox.

Yes, sir. Lunchbox, are you ready? Ready, let's go. What T-Mobile phone did every teen desperately won in 2006? The horizontal screen, which spun open like suicide doors, made flip phones seem old-fashioned. Team-Mobile. What T-Mobile phone did every team desperately want in 2006? The horizontal screen, which spun open, like suicide doors, made flip-phones seem old-fashioned.

Oh, man, what is that called? Team Mobile. Nokia. I don't know if that's the name of it. Another brand, right? But you know what? That's incorrect? He tried?

Lauren, I don't know if you get this. Is that the sidekick? It is. Wow! I'd never know that. I always wanted one of those. Good job, Lauren. Lunchbox.

What artist announced she was pregnant at the end of her 2011 VMA's performance by unbuttoning her jacket and rubbing her belly? In what year? 2011. What artist announced she was pregnant at the end of her 2011 VMA's performance by unbuttoning her jacket and rubbing her belly? 2011? Oh my gosh. Katie Perry.

Incorrect. Swifty Lauren? Beyonce. Correct. Oh, whoa. Lunchbox. Yeah. The 50 Shades novel.

trilogy was originally written as a fan fiction work of what are the book series? Twilight. Correct. It's fan fiction. That's crazy, huh? Wow. Two one. Quiet, Eddie.

Squirrel finds a nut. Swiftie Lauren with the lead. I don't understand how Eddie cheers for someone that beat him. Like, it's weird. I think it's just generally against you, just like you're generally against him. I'm not generally against him. I didn't care if I cheered for the elder, but whatever. Lunchbox's opponent.

She's our youngest producer. She's getting married in May. After being down two points, she hopes today's game goes her way. It's Swifty Lauren. By the way, do you see the pictures of Travis and Taylor on a romantic beach vacation? I did. Your thoughts? I thought they looked great.

They looked happy. They did look happy in a swing. Yeah, yeah. It only costs $18,000 a night. That's nothing. That's amazing. It's amazing. I wish I had that life.

That's a nickel. You should do something like they do. Well, that's to be tough. I can't really catch the football over the middle. Or write a hit song like her. Or anywhere. But she pays for that, right? I would imagine they both probably

share expenses. I think he's probably like, I'll get dinner tonight. He's like, who's private plan are going to take yours or mine? He doesn't have a private plan. They probably share expenses. Okay. Lauren, your questions.

What Billy Joel song featured over 100 different headlines from 1949 to 1989? We didn't start the fire. Correct. Wow. Good. He's on fire.

I don't know. I don't even know what that is. He didn't start to fire. You said it had headlines? Yeah. That whole song is just them saying news headlines. Oh, I had no idea. Okay.

Never knew that. What famous reggae singer, Lauren, passed away in 1981? Bob Marley. Correct. Peace and peace. And finally. How was that movie, Eddie? Did Jim we go?

No, we never went back. Big fan. Got him. Hey, you might lose the game, but you got that. Exactly. What we came here for. Who sang the 1983 song girls just want to have fun? Pat Benatar.

Oh, close. No, no, no. Sorry? That's Cindy Lopper. Correct? It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Still one.

Cindy Lopper. Correct. Nice job. Swifty Lawrence are winner. She got a first point on the board. Nice job. Somebody won the mega millions. It was the $1.13 billion dollars.

So stupid. Pretty cool. Imagine that. Your life changes like that. You get the $860 million or so if you choose lump sum. I'll add lump sum that sucker so bad. You've lump sum it hard. Oh, my, I love it all.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Easy, man. That's from North Jersey.com. Congratulations to whomever that is. That's a lot. It's not, I can't even imagine how much it actually is. It's one of those things we're like, that's crazy, but I really can't imagine. Like, I can't.

visualize and feel what it would feel like. No, not that much. Yeah. It feels good, but I can't... You can't visualize that? I mean, your kids, kids, kids, I mean, it sets up... The reality of it doesn't feel like I can, like, I can, like, be there with it.

Oh, I can close my eyes right now and picture it. No, I can picture it, but I think you can miss it. I don't think you can understand 800... I mean, that is so much. It would be like understanding being 14 feet tall. Like, I can go, oh, that would be tough. But I can't really... Right.

So there's another story. Would you rather have a 100% chance of winning $1 million? Like, absolutely, here's a $1 million. There's no way you can lose it. Or a 75% chance of winning a billion dollars. 75% chance of winning a billion. So he answers quickly. I like that.

Not even easy. Not even hard. Sorry, it was one million versus. One billion. Oh, billion. So it's either a $3 million or a 75% chance. of one billion. Go. I'm going to take the free million.

I'm taking the free million, too. You guys are idiots. No. You're idiot. 100% give me the million. I need it right now. Yeah, I mean, if you were to lose that. What are you talking about?

You know what would happen to your lunchbox? We all get our million and you would not get your billion. My odds are he's going to get it. I have 75% chance, Eddie. I have four squares here. Let's just see what lunchbox would have got. Exactly. Because he might win the billion.

I don't have a billion, but it's just a game. We can all do it. Checkmark one, check mark. checkmark 3, you want a billion X, you lose it all. Got it. Okay. All right. I'll do it over here.

I'm going to mix them up. And so lunchbox, it's going to be across 1, 2, 3, 4. And I want you to, don't look at the pages, please. I can't even see them. But I'm going to set them up ahead of time. So I can't change them. So if you get a check mark, you get a billion dollars. Boom.

I've already accepted my million. Thank you for me playing. I got a million bucks. We're millionaires. cool. Lunchbox, you get to pick a number one through four. Yeah. And if you pick the number with the check mark, you get a billion. Go. Give me one. One billion dollars. Mike, number

one, I'm not touching it. Will you come touch it? Huh? Give me a billion dollars. Easy, Mike. One, two, three, four. Lift up, which one? Do you want to stand up so you can see what? Nobody's messing with it. I don't want you to think he's messing with it. Come on. Go. Number one.

I can't see it. Ready? Number one, go. It's the X. You just lost a billion dollars. You dummy. You dummy. We're all over here with our million And he's like, can I have some? You idiot! I have a 75% chance. What now?

Oh, well. Yeah. It wouldn't be a well. You often say if you lost you, you would kill yourself. But a million is not off myself. Level. No, no, but a billion.

It was a billion, dude. You just lost a billion. No, no, I lost a billion, but I'm saying what you're saying is if I missed out because I played the same numbers every single time and then those numbers hit, I didn't. And I lost out. That's when.

Losing a million. is not ended. You would be so mad. We just won a million. He got nothing. That's all right. Amy. Yes.

Same game, although you've chosen the million. What number will you pick? Go ahead. Four. Number four, you won a billion dollars. Yay.

Wow. We got a shirt. He knows where the one is. What? He mixed him up. Mixed him up. It's not that dumb. You've already lost your billion,

boy. I should have gone to my soccer jersey. You kicked out of the millioners club. Hey, let me play. Let me play. Yeah. I want a billion. You can't win the billion.

You can't win a billion. You go ahead. You're a million because you're a sister. What number do you choose? Number three. It's just a game, guys. Number three? Come on.

You're a billionaire. Hey! That just shows you my luck. Right. No, no, it's your karma. It's not real money, but yeah. It just shows you my luck, man. I should have just got my soccer jersey.

Okay, here we go. What's that? Number two. Oh, yeah. High school, man. Oh, he may go number two now, but okay, lunchbox just for another billion. Go ahead.

Number one! One billion! Amy, do you want to grab it? Oh, no. Oh, no, he lost it again? I don't know. Which one are you? Right here's the one.

Yeah, that's one. One good. It's the X again. You did just leave it there. No, I shifted them up every time because I can't see what's under them. There is validity to this karma thing. I promise you, that was not rigged. I swear.

Dude, you got to change your ways, man. I have bad luck. It's not bad luck. He lost a billion twice. Dang, man. We got it. There's only a one and eight shot. No, you didn't get a billion.

You only got a million. No, we got free money down. drew it for fun. Yeah, but that doesn't count. Emmys for fun. But we got a million. We got millions of dollars. And you know what? Hey, I didn't want to say until it's over, but that was all for real money. Bring in the million!

Oh, man. Give me the money. I mean, you guys are idiots if you would take the shot at a billion. We just showed you. You just lost twice. Okay. Oh my gosh. That's great.

We did a draft on the best childhood movies. In second place was Lunchbox. The sandlot, back to the future, and E.T. The person who finished first, Domit. by like over 10% from the second. Oh, so I wasn't even close. In fourth place, because there's five, it's me, the Lion King, Mrs. Doutfire Beetlejuice. That's fourth place?

Wow. Third was Amy, Home Alone, Mighty Ducks Aladdin. And just in his fifth place gets kicked out. Yeah. And first place gets the belt. So I give you the two. Ramundo had space jam, goonies, cool runnings, versus Morgan, Toy Story, the Parent Trap, Princess Diaries.

It's easy. It's easy. Morgan. Yeah, Ray lost. Ray, you've been eliminated. You will not come back for the next round. Yeah! Morgan gets the belt. She gets put the championship belt back on her desk. Come on over, Morgan. You can get it. It keeps going back and forth between you and Morgan. That's how we like it.

Morgan gets the belt back. Eddie, you're back in next round. Yeah. What are we doing next time? Who knows? We never know until like the day before. But Toy Story, the Parent Trap, and Princess Diaries with 33%. Morgan is our new draft champion. 90s babies, man. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

So the New York Post had an article about sunshine guilt. And it's something that's trending right now and it's when the weather is really nice, but you'd rather stay inside and then you feel guilty about it. Oh, that's me. I just don't have guilt about it. I just like, how about that looks pretty out there. You feel perfectly fine inside. How it started to get really popular was this woman on TikToks started going viral when she was having this perfectly okay day indoors. She was totally fine with it until the sunshine gave her guilt and it ruined everything. Just go outside then, right? No, because she wants to say it. Or don't. I'm good not going outside.

The only time I regret not going outside is when I look at myself in the mirror. What do you mean? What? You can basically see through me. Oh, because you're flying. Yeah, it's like a full-time x-ray. I just walk in and you're like, I can see those bones and organs and everything. All right, what else?

A plane expert or an aviation expert was talking about how if you're wearing leggings on a flight, you're increasing your risk if the plane were to catch on fire because leggings have flammable materials. And then it like... They're really begging for clicks on TikTok. Right. Because like a flannel shirt, too, you're gone. First of all, the plane's got to crash. That's true.

Or fire on the plane. Second of all, it's got to like catch your, it's got to, the fire's got to touch your legging. Yeah, and if you're crashing and the plane's on fire, it doesn't matter if you're wearing leggings or not. You're going to burn. It's over. If you have jeans on, you're probably in a better position like that.

You're not in a good position anyway. Well, fine. You're playing on fire. I see this. First thing I'm doing, I get butt naked. I get butt naked. I'm out of here, man. I'm not lifting the wrist.

at all. Maybe flame retardant. And then they're like, Bobby, that's just turbulence. And I'm the guy that gets taped down to the seat. My ex-husband used to always tell me when I would take my shoes off when we were flying. He's like, I'd put my shoes on if I were you. He's like, I would never take my shoes off while we're on a plane because if an emergency happens, you're the one that's going to have trouble getting places and I'm just still have my shoes on.

It's going to be easier. I think adrenaline, though, if that's happening, would probably get you through. However, I have very sensitive feet. So the plane crashes out. I'm like, ow, ow. Ow, ow, wow, pebble, ow. Parker McCollum is set to be a first time dad this August. And so Luke Combe said to him, hey, it's going to be really hard to not write dad songs after you become a dad.

And Parker was like, yeah, no, I'm never going to be a dad song guy. And then Luke said, hey, call me six months after your kid is born and tell me how many how many you've written. Because Luke has been inspired by his kids. I'm assuming you don't even know until you know. Like what that feeling is and why that feeling is. And if you're creating art based on life experiences, that's a whole lot of it. Yeah. Yeah, well, good luck to them all is what I say.

All right, what else? I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So this woman, she goes by the nickname Cher. C-H-E-R, like the singer?

Yeah. Yeah, and she told the Maryland lottery officials that she purchased a ticket on March 4th, a power ball drawing. But she has this little pocket in her purse that's dead. to her lottery tickets. And she fills up that little pocket. She doesn't check to see if she's won anything until that little pocket gets full. So multiple lotteries can happen.

This is how, this is her system. On the day that she can no longer stuff anymore in there, she decides, okay, I'm going to go check my tickets. And she won $50,000. $50,000. Why did you fill the need to say the seven? That's okay. Because on one line, she won $50,000. And then on the other line, she won $7.

Oh, they're throwing the seven in there? Yeah. I just thought it was weird for me to throw in the seven herself. That's awesome. I can't. People that win money. I got a scratch off today. I finally scratched my Florida scratch off.

And I lost both. And I'm used to losing the sales scratchers. I don't know what that feeling would be to win $50,000. That would be amazing. Really good. What would be awesome. Or that's a whole different level. Yeah.

That's a funny. Good one. That's a good way. Yeah, yeah. That's comedic timing right there. You guys? She nailed it. Okay.

Thanks, guys. Shear said that she plans to use her money to pay off medical debt and make some household repairs. So that's awesome. And probably throw a few bucks in tribute to it. Right. Sunny. But then I think Lungebox, like her attitude about it is like, eh, I bought the lottery ticket, I'm just to get it in my pocket.

Like, it's not like she's, oh, I have to go check this right now because she's desperate. She's just more like, eh, I'll check it when I check it. He needs to go to church. Yeah, I've been trying to find the right one. No, just go, hear the message. Let that inspire you. Then go get a lottery ticket. Okay.

You have to find the right one. Like what are you looking for? A denomination? Yeah, you don't want to disrespect them. You're just saying words at this point. You want to be... I think going to church to win the lottery is a bit disrespectful, but... I don't know.

You go to church to better yourself, right? You go to ask for forgiveness. That's not a therapy. Okay, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. That can be fair. Yeah. Let us know. Amy, good story.

That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Got a couple of voicemails for you. Here's the first one. Good morning, Bobby. Listen. I am so ready to get the regular lunchbox back on board. We like the lunchbox with an attitude, not the lunchbox being all nice.

So hurry and get this bit over with, so we can get back to the real deal. We're back to the real deal, kind of. But although I will say lunchbox has been pretty nice to me. Yeah, we're back, ma'am. Nice? To me? They've been pretty kind of me. But even during the kindness challenge, he wasn't really nice.

For him. I think this people got confused. Okay, got you. Yeah. This is from Victoria. Yeah, here you go. Lunchbox, you just say what everybody else is thinking. Don't change.

Be who you are, what you are, because you're awesome. That's all. Everyone just doesn't like their thoughts put out in the air. If you get rid of him, I'm turning you off. Oh, I'm not going anywhere. They're not getting rid of me. They were just trying to make me be like boring. No, no, no, we weren't making you.

No, no. It was a bit and it was like, hey, if you can be kind, we will spend this money on you. Well, we, me. But yeah. So, no, nobody was making you do anything. You weren't forced to do anything. Right, right. I was trying to drive a Lambo and you guys, I mean, people, I was probably kind.

It's just people don't want to see me have my dreams accomplished, so they don't want me to drive a lambo, so they put unkind. I mean, really, it should be up to Bobby and Bobby only. Yeah, but that wasn't the bit. Like we stated the rules, but maybe we could find a new game to do. Yeah, I got a new game. I'll think about. All right, let me know. Here is one more.

Go ahead. Hi, guys. I have a morning quarry for you. My joke is, what did the Doze say when she was? walked out of the woods. I'll never do that for five bucks again. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny.

You say it again? What? I don't even want to explain it. I don't know. I didn't even understand what she said. She said, what did the dough say when she walked out of the woods? I'll never do that for five bucks again. Five, but, oh, the dough. Do's a deer. Is that dirty? It's kind of like. That is morning, corning after dark. Not really. Only if you take it that way. Oh, go. All right. Let's go over to Amy. Morning Corny.

investigative. Duh, morning, corny. 90 seconds up on the wall. We get as many as we can in 90 seconds. Team, are you ready? Ready. Amy, are you ready? Ready.

Timer doesn't start until she finishes the joke. Let's go. Why are pupils the last part of your body to stop working when you die? Because they're dilated. Dialated? They die late. They die late. Good job.

Go ahead. Okay. What is a toddler that is refusing? to nap guilty of No sleepless. Crime. A sleepless crime. A toddler that doesn't sleep.

Extortion. White. Insomnia. What do you get arrested for? Catnapping. Burgler. Nap burglar. Kid napar. Kidnapping. Kid not napping.

That's pretty good. Kid not napping. What's a question again? What is a toddler guilty for that was refusing to nap. He's refusing to nap. Okay. Yeah, he's refusing to nap. He will not nap.

Napster. He will not sit. So he stays away. He will not rest. Restless. Resisting arrest. Resisting a rest. Resisting rest.

Resisting rest. Resisting arrest. Resisting arrest. That's how I say. Yeah. Yes, go, go, go. Go, go. Go, go. Okay. What did the grape say when it got crushed?

Wine. It, It whined? It whined. A pop. Splash. Wine. Wine.

Wine. What's the answer on your paper? It let out a little wine. Got it. Yeah. We'll take it. Okay. What did the police officer say to his belly button?

Naval. Naval Academy? Naval. What did the police officer say to his belly button? I believe I'm resistant. You're under arrest. Oh, time. You're under my vest.

You're under my vest. Oh, that would have been good. You're under a vest. That would have been good. Is that it? That's it. Yeah, we can get it. But we kind of, moral victory there.

We got three. That's fun, though. Pretty good. Yeah, it's good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th.

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Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place they come. Look for me. up-and-coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.

Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat, just hang in there. Yeah. It would not be.

Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. The question is, who's more likely to start a fight, the husband or the wife? Amy, you go. The husband. Okay. What one?

Just a reaction? Why would you say that? Oh, I don't know. I just didn't want to choose myself. Lunchbox? Oh, the wife, for sure. Because they like to nitpick. Eddie Nag, the wife.

And I feel like it'll always start with like, what's that tone? And I'm like, well, what tone? So you're a getting trouble for tone guy? All the time. So technically you're starting it with the tone. No, no, no. No, I'm just talking. No, you may be talking disrespectfully, but the fight hasn't started.

No, no, it's just my tone. But if we don't stand up for the tone and, like, stand up to the tone, then... Well, but there's no fight until the other person engages. As soon as someone says, what's where that tone, the fight starts. So the answer is, and I will give you why I think it is. It's the wife. Studies show that in most marriages, the wife is the first. realize when something feels wrong in the relationship and is the first to say something about it.

So I would say in my marriage, if my wife doesn't bring it up, it'll never get brought up. Doing the problem? Ever, yes. But. And then I may react and be like, well, it's happened. You know, I may be. And then if it turns into a fight or something. But I would never start a fight, not because I'm too good to fight, but because I'm like, I don't want to fight.

And I'd rather just ignore it. I'd rather ignore it until it gets so bad that I just really push even harder to suppress it. That makes sense. Do you ever say like, I don't want to fight? Oh yeah, all the time. Me too. But for her being someone who's healthy, she goes, but we need to get a resolution to this or it is going to linger and fester and it's going to be a worse fight or disagreement. And that's when I say like, no, no, no, we don't have.

It's fine. I lost, okay? I just won't talk anymore. But that's, no. I do that. Sometimes that's not going to help. He hates it when I say that. Dude, I don't even say.

I'll just do quiet games sometimes because I'm like, I know anything I say can and will be held against me in a court of law. And so I'm just like, oh, man, I bet she hates that. Oh yeah, she wants to kill me. Yeah. And I'm 12 years old. But I just know that what I'm about to say is probably not going to be accurate,

not going to be fair, and probably not going to be good in my defense for whatever it is. So I have learned that the best possible scenario for me is to just zip it. until my attorney shows up. My attorney is me like three hours later once I've collected my thoughts and reasoned. I thought you really brought an attorney over. That'd be hilarious. But the wife does it because it probably needs to be done and it's the mature thing to do

is to actually confront whatever the issue is. And there can be clean fighting. Yes, it's very hard to do. It's hard for me to do. It is. I'm emotionally stunted. I'm 12 in a relationship, 13, 14. A lot of people get to have relationships where, you know, you have a situation.

serious girlfriend or a boyfriend, whatever, it's at 17, at 25, you have a deep... But at what point do you grow out of that? I'm getting better, because the more we have issues, they're not even issues. I think they're just normal. I just never even lived with anybody. I had to even check it all on

anybody else but myself. And sometimes I just forget. You forget that. Oh, yeah, no, look. How did you forget that? Well, I'm gonna tell you like one time. Okay. Listen.

Like, you're married. I ordered some food the other night. I just forgot. I just forgot. There were two people now. No. Oh, no. All I'm doing, I'm sitting there. Oh, that's bad.

That starts a fight. Oh, it's the stupidest thing ever. He said the fight does start with y'all. No, but it wasn't even a fight. It was I'm disappointed type thing. Dude, I've never done that. I know. I'm sitting there, natural muscle memory.

I'm like, man, I'm hungry. Order me this little pizza thing, a little healthy thing. Send it over. I do the pay the dollar 99 because I'm extra hungry to get the Uber eats fast. It eats it. And she walks in, I'm working on stuff with the pizza. And it was right. It was right.

Then I went, oh no. I said, I ordered it. I didn't think you wanted. I just said, I didn't think you wanted it. Yeah, that's a good one. She was like, well, you didn't check with me. I said, I, I know. Then I, then I lied.

What? Then I said, why, I thought I ordered two. And the other one, she didn't. Good, good, good. And then she said, look at you. And then I was like, well, I don't know. Then I went silent. He's quiet again.

But I didn't do it on purpose. That's the guilty, dude. I didn't do it on purpose. Of course not. It was, but. You're used to being alone? It happens, man. So by the time you're 60, you'll realize you're married and, you know, you're not alone anymore.

Thank God for wives. Ah, yes. Because the healthy thing is to have resolution on things. Is it? Yeah. It's better out of the gate for you to say, oh my gosh. I'm sorry about that pizza thing too. Yeah.

Amy, what's a good example of like clean fighting? I don't understand that. Bobby out of the gate? No. Clean fight in the shower with soap. No, I think out of the gate, an example of that where Caitlin can feel seen if she comes in and says like, what? No, she felt seen because I felt stupid as crap.

Right. I knew I did it wrong. No, she didn't feel seen. She felt ignored. I was like one of those criminals that swim away and then they get like, please help while they're drowning. Right. You tried to go to other things.

Like, I didn't think you wanted any, which we know that isn't true. That's lying. Oh, I thought I ordered too. That's not the truth. So I think an example would be like out of the gate like, oh, Caitlin, I am so sorry. I would never want to make you feel like I'm not thinking of you. But I honestly just was hungry and I ordered something. I didn't.

I didn't think of you. That wouldn't work. Why? That's honest. I was just hungry. I think the honest answer would have been like. That is honest. No, the honest answer would have been like my muscle memory was just to go to Uber Eats and order and.

Bobby, you've been married for three years almost. Yeah, but knew how long I wasn't married? All the others. Oh, yeah, that's right. More time there than three years. Like sometimes I put the remote in the fridge. Stop. Why would I do that?

Yeah, why would you do that? I'll take TV remote and I'll just get something in the fridge and I just don't think. I put the remote in the remote. I look everywhere. I can't find it. That's muscle memory? No, but it's like sometimes you do things without thinking because you're focused on something else. And that's what your answer is.

I'd never say that. That's too healthy. That's too clean. I'm trying to get out of that. I'm trying to get out of the problem here. Yeah. Or stop hearing the other person, I think sometimes unhealthy or dirty fighting. But she was also hungry too. So I think she was a little hungry.

She didn't have any food. She wanted pizza. Yes. Okay, well, you can pivot on her if you want. But I think sometimes when we, yeah, when you interrupt or you're not hearing the other person or you're yelling and you're not giving them a chance to speak. So I don't really. I only give them one star for forget. getting your food. I'm going to go rate that. I order two. Anyway. Do you want some, then it turned

in, do you want some of mine? And then that's kind of insulting because she's like, no, I don't want some of yours. So, this was up. Sometimes I wish we could get her on the phone. She does not want to be on the phone. She's busy. I know. That's why I said, she does not want to be on the air. She would rather me order pizza and her not eat than come on the air. I know. Yeah, not her jam. But sometimes it would just be cool to hear. But I'm not giving a good side of me. I'm like going, hey, look how right I am. I'm an idiot. This is how I've been an idiot lately. Yeah, I don't think that you...

No, no, you present it like... That's not how I... We start to fight now. My workwife's starting to fight here. I'll hear you out. I am sorry if I made you feel that way. That was not my intent with my words. Now I feel like I want to play a song.

All right, our friend George Burge has joined us in studio. I don't know where he just came by. I was like, hop on the air. But George has the song, I got my mind on you. Got you, my mind. That's as good as I've ever heard it. Thank you.

And then he's got, he only listens to Cowboy Songs. That song's awesome, too. Thank you, man. Thank you. This isn't so much about you. But since you are here and you're our friend, we wanted to invite you to be a part of a segment where lunchbox had two weeks.

And if he could be kind for two weeks, for his birthday, I was going to give him a trip in a Lamborghini around a racetrack. That was just a pretty cool gift. He's always honored to be in a Lamborghini. And he failed. No, I didn't fail. I just haters.

Okay. Or haters. So I said, hey, we're going to give you another chance to, day, he gets to pick one of these games. And if he wins the game, and he doesn't know all the rules quite yet, but if he wins the game, then he gets the prize again. So you're going to be possibly somebody that plays against him. So I'm actually super familiar with this.

I've been on the road for two weeks. My wife picked me up from the airport last night. And she's like, listen, lunchbox is really trying on this. She's like been on the edge of her seat. But apparently as hard as he's tried, it's kind of falling through the cracks a couple times. I got caught up on the whole saga. I was actually up the way to my house.

I'm going to vote for me either way. So it didn't matter what I did. He just didn't need just eddies. But okay, regardless. Lunchbought. He was in a size of vote. He was a secret of voting. Anonymous, yeah.

Would you like to play Connect 4? And there are still a couple wrinkles in it. Or Operation and there are a couple wrinkles. Or if you touch it, there are a couple wrinkles in that. Oh. Which game would you like to play here on the show? Well, what are the wrinkles? You don't know the wrinkles so you pick the game.

Oh, my gosh. I mean, because I mean, you can say Operation, then I have to be blindfolded. Possibly. Ooh, that's a bad wrinkle. That would be so stupid. Well, I think that alone, you can't pick it. But I need you to pick a game.

Good, Amy. I mean, because I've never, like, Operation we did it one time on this show. That's the only time in my life I've ever played the game. Because I've won't it as a kid and my parents never got it for me. Okay, so you're going to Connect 4? Gosh, but Operation seems to just pick three little things. Now, do I get to pick the three things? No.

Oh. I did see a blindfold back there. There's no blindfold. I will tell you there's no blindfold. Oh. Go ahead. Man, I want to kind of show my smarts, but I also thought about going to med school at one point. Oh, for surgery.

I thought about going to Mars once. Go ahead. Oh, but then I realized. I did the answer? I got a question. You have 10 seconds to take it. If I miss operation. You're done.

Can we then buy connect four? No. There's no circling back. No. Your game is? Connect four. Okay. Connect four if you'll walk over to the seat.

Here's what he has to do. No, I got to see who plays. No, wait. There will be a gauntlet of players. He'll have to beat three players in a row. The first being George, our guest. I want to go to... What did I wrote myself in to?

Lunchbox, if you walk over to your seat. I'd like to play operation now. It's too late. You can't change your mind. You said I had to beat one person. You had to win. And then you changed it. And you'd have to be one person.

George here. And then if you beat George, you'll move on. That was the wrinkle? The wrinkle is... It's three deep, right. What was the operation wrinkle? The operation wrinkle was nothing. Good luck.

All right. Hop on over there. So George, and we'll set the game up. Why do I have the worst luck in the world? You're getting a free chance to play after you already failed. Would you mind setting the board up over there? Now, George, you do not want to lose. Yeah, you do.

Because if you lose, we don't play your song again. Oh, my gosh. This is high pressure. Right. He just showed up. Lunch is pretty good at this stuff, too, which also makes me a little bit worried. A lot as a kid. All right, lunchbox?

I'm upset. Well, no, you know what? I hear you. All you have to do is one two out of three. Thank you. So even if you lose this one to George, you're still in the mix. I mean, here's the problem. What?

These fools, you get to see my strategy. And going first, you'll get to decide lunchbox first or second. Ah, man, I got to go first. All right, here he goes. Lunchbox is this first move. That's a first mistake. Yeah, five seconds each time. Probably.

There's in the middle. Go ahead. Lunch is in. George takes the edge. So smart, George. Lunchbox is in. They've gone. Yeah, man.

There's, I'm sure there is a strategy to this game. Or you lose your play. George is. Oh, he's going there. Stacked on Lunch is red. lunch is going to the triple stack now it goes red yellow red let's see what he's doing George drops a yellow end down the bottom row

looking good looking solid very interesting lunch is got three up he's got little skills guys I'm playing straight defense here right now it's getting away from me in a hurry connect for George Burge versus lunchbox man oh

lunch is setting them up right now Oh my. I can see the line waiting for the gazelle to walk by. Oh, no. That was kind of my last hope right there, lunch. A lot of noises. Three. And that's ballgame.

Lunch is the winner. Lunch is a long. Lunchbox goes and takes down George. The rumors are true. The lunch. That's the Lambo, baby. George, what's the rumor? Lunch goes hard at boys.

games. I've heard that. Lunch, you're now 1 and 0. Man, you guys in the guy's very smart. You've only got to be one other person coming up. Man, I hope it's one of the dyslexic ones. What?

Yeah, because they won't see it, though. See it backwards. That has nothing to do. Actually, we're probably better at it. Do you want to spend the, you want to watch the wheel? Yeah, I didn't actually want to see that wheel. And we'll do the opponent later. But, okay, Mike, are you ready?

Spin that wheel. Let's spin that wheel. Here he goes. Everybody's name is on the wheel. Oh, come on. It lands on. Get in here. Ray Mundo?

No, it'll be like two segments. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Stay in there, Raymondo. I brought a little money with me. Can I throw some odds on this if it's Ray versus lunch? What are you trying to say, George?

I'm taking Ray all day on that. Oh, wow. I think it's a slaughter. Have you heard the rumors about Ray? I don't have a lot of self-confidence in myself and connect for it. Dang. Wow. Just because you got spoke.

I just saw, I am horrible at this and it took you a long time to beat me. So I'm going to set it up. Ray and Lunchbox will be showing down in WrestleMania 9 later. What a jerk. George Burge, thank you. In honor of you coming and losing, we're still going to play Cowboy Song. It's a great song.

Thank you, guys. So we're going to play this. He didn't know he's going to come be embarrassed on the end of this morning. There's our friend, George Burge. We'll play a song. Lunchbox, you're one step closer to victory. Man. At the end of this segment, I'm going to share with you guys

something that's on my heart, something that's on my mind, and something that you can help me with if you're listening on this show. To the show, you don't have to do anything. There's no money. It's not a charity thing. But you can help all of us, because we all need help. Okay, we'll get to that in a minute. First, the news.

Bobby's Big. Stories. Well, let's start with this woman. Her name is Marianne Smith. She's an accused scammer. She was arrested in Maine. And now they're awaiting a hearing to see if she'll be sent back to the UK. So she stole more than $170,000 from at least five victims.

And she's accused of saying she was an heiress, a witch, and a psychic. Maybe not all at the same time. That's weird. There's a podcast called Queen of the Con. and he talks about all the links that she went to and through to get money, including passing herself off as a wealthy heiress. How would that work? Like, if I was so wealthy, why do I need your money?

Right. That's the thing I never understood of all these princes that reach out to me. They need to borrow my bank account for a minute. You got so much money. You get started another one. What was it, Anna Delvey? I never watched that. Oh, you didn't?

That was a really fascinating story. But if you're so rich, why do you need other people's money? The Tinder Swindler, too, he was rich, but he had trouble situations where he needed money and his dad cut him off. That's true. They know, but that's a dad. So he doesn't have money. I think if you pretend to be rich, they know you're good for it. If you need to, oops, see, your credit card's not working, borrow some money.

Sounds like ain't that good for it. Okay, that's fine. Because his enemies were after him. A witch. Can't prove she's not a witch. That's a good point. Right. It's tough.

I just don't believe people are witches. I don't believe people are witches. I think it's kind of crazy. But I can't prove you're not a witch. or a hockey coach. Well, I could prove that. Put it on this case. A psychic.

She did the cancer patient thing. Oh, no. A self-appointed best friend of Jennifer Aniston. Man, she's all the angles. That's cool. Pretty creative. She should have done like a podcast herself. Dang.

That's from AP News, but people were just giving her money. Poor folks. What do they think they were going to get a meet and greet with Jennifer Anderson? I'm on the rink. I don't know. An eclipse wedding is going to happen with a lot of folks. on April 8th, coming up at the end of next week,

a total solar eclipse will be visible across part of North America. It'll give the public a rare opportunity to witness the moon passing between the sun and the earth. So here we go, we're here. The moon comes in the middle. Some couples are using the rare event now to get married. That's so cool. The best place to do it is Russellville, Arkansas. Oh, really?

Which I know well. The town of 30,000 is expected to host an additional 60,000 people for the eclipse, many who are getting married because there's an eclipse marriage ceremony during what they call totality I don't know about eclipses. That's when it's completely covering the same. Yeah, I don't be honest with you, I don't care about eclipses. They're so cool.

Even the insects freak out. It's amazing. They're fine. I remember the last one we had here when everything got dark for a second. Yeah. That was neat, but I'm not spending any time YouTubeing it. What?

That's from courier news.com. Dude, when you're like in the middle of the afternoon and it's completely dark and even the crickets are like, oh, oh, grch-c-c-c-c-c. Well, they think it's dark for a second. That's crazy. That's awesome. And I remember it happening here and feeling for like 15 seconds.

Wow. Then I was over it and never thought about it again. Did you have the glasses when that happened here? I think so, but I don't really look at it. Oh, I had the glasses and then a cloud went right in front of it and was like, wow, cool. I sit out here for two hours for that. I felt that. That would be like going to Mount Rushmore.

Big day. Cloudy. Kings of the heads. Yeah. Eclipse is, I get it. I get why you'd like it. But I don't go and rabbit hole that. I've been rabbit hole in the Huberman scandal, though.

The who? What's that one? The Huberman podcast. And the girl's like, she, it was not the best. Who's Huberman? Huberman? That's a massive podcast. Or one of the biggest podcasts in the world. And he's like a scientist and he's like a physicist and he's like all this stuff.

And they did a big expose on him. And it was nothing. Oh. It felt like it was nothing compared to what they were saying it was going to be. Like he cheated on somebody. That happens. Who doesn't do that? No, they were just like, it's going to be massive.

Anyway, I read it. And maybe I did. I felt like he's a scientist. He doesn't talk about personal stuff. I don't go to him to like know how good of a duty is. And that's what I mean by nothing. Like he's just presenting data and talking sunlight. And so if he cheats at cards, okay.

And it's worse than that. You know, it's a woman's perspective going like, he cheated on me. I read his text messages when he didn't notice and I read this. Gotcha. So did you read the article? Some, my friend sent it to me. Like she was like, oh my gosh, you have to read this some New York Times article.

It was like, it was a New York Magazine. Oh, New York Magazine. Yeah, I don't know. I opened it up and I started reading and then I don't know. I got distracted. Me too. And it took me like three times to read through it. It's so funny that you guys are fans of a scientist.

I mean, like, who is that? I've never heard of the person. And I'm sure that I have in my skims and it was kind of written boringly. And there are some stuff on there that's not good. But I felt like they were positioning it like he had done some bad. Like, diddy is done. Done, dead, doorknob. But maybe this came out next to the diddy stuff.

So it doesn't seem bad. But, you know, in a way, it definitely has some negative. For sure, Diddy's done, right? Oh, yeah, God, yeah. It's called Andrew Huberman's Mechanisms of Control, the Private and Public Seductions of the World's Biggest Pop Neuroscientist. I mean. Yeah, we're geeks.

Maybe if he was using his... Science? Dude, he's ripped. Really? He's a ripped scientist? He's like 48. He's jacked. He's got tattoos all over him.

It's like when you see a chef that's all, like, tatted out. You're like, dang, I may not know. What's that stuff you like? Let's watch? This weird name. Oh, peanut, tempe tacos? No, no. Gherbenzaga or something?

Johnny bananas? What's that little thing that rice he likes? Oh. Kinoa? Yeah, no. Cush, coos. Cous. Thank you.

I mean, I know what Cous Cous is, but man, your tattoos look cool. Yeah, he's like this. You would look at him and not think that he could explain really complex things and simplify it for us everyday people. I feel like is what he's very number for.

I need to read it again, though. The fact that both of you, I still, like, Eddie said, the both of them know who are. Yeah, we've never heard of it. I know, but again. Never. Never.

It's one of the big, and I don't think you should. Fame is so fractured now. We know LeBron James. That's right. We know Johnny Bananas, C.T. Trichelle. Tom Brady and stuff. Theo Vaughan. Theo Vaughan's cool, man.

It's the only time I've ever seen one of those Tesla trucks. I saw one drive by the house the other day. And I was like, that's the first time I've ever seen a Tesla truck. And it turns out it's Theo Vaughn. You saw him driving? I didn't see him inside of it, but I think he's the only one that has one here. No, I saw one right over here. How do you know what in the phone?

Him. It's always him. Because I've heard. But literally, I hear he's the only one that has it in town. Yeah. What's that like? Being rich and famous. Yeah, crazy, man.

He's a podcaster? Yeah. All right. So are we? What's going on here? We are. We are rich and famous. Go look at our Tesla trucks outside.

Let me move on. Solar clips. Who cares? Peacolor. How do you know you're drinking enough water? Oh, it's clear. Clear. You don't want to be fully clear.

That means your body's not keeping the vitamins. But yes. You're right-ish. If it looks like lemonade, you're well hydrated. Yeah, but I like really sugary lemonade. The dark lemonade. Yeah, I like mine to be really yellow. If it's clear, cut back a little bit, you're drinking a little too much water.

Okay. But you'd rather it be lighter than darker. If your pee is dark yellow or even brown, you are dehydrated. From health.com. Amy, we went to some of these colleges and in their athletic bathrooms, like wherever the locker rooms are. They have these hydration charts. Yeah, you pee and you match your color in the toilet. Now, I want to put one of those up at my house.

We'll get you on. Just as a reminder. Yeah. Okay. You can actually pee in this thing, though. Oh. It's a little thing in the urinal. Oh, yeah.

Does that work in a regular toilet? And like, Auburn, they had them in, I don't think. So, yeah, then you poop in it and you're all confused. Oh, I thought it was just. I thought it was a laminated chart. Well, they have that, too. In Texas, they had the chart colors. Yeah.

But when we went to Auburn, they had a little thing. It was in it, and you could kind of pee on it. It was really cool. And it turned to color. That's cool. I drank so much Gatorade just so I can try it. Because I didn't have to pee. I was saying my pee's blue.

Yeah, Eddie? You went a little too hard. Experts say to hop in the shower and lather up with an extra fragrant body wash if you want to get motivated in the morning. Research shows that strong aromas activate the part of the brain that controls alertness. And this will give you a boost of mental energy and focus in just five minutes from first for women. Yeah, I have coconut flavored or scented. It's really nice. I don't have scented anything.

Oh. Really? Dude, you should. In the morning, I feel like I'm in Hawaii. It can't be too strong or might give you a headache, but, you know, coconut sounds just right. I wish there was a deodorant and a shampoo and a, like a body wash and the flavor or whatever you call it, the scent, was just Keith Urban. Oh, that would be nice. It was just his face.

And the hair. And whatever he was smelling like at that time, that season, because he has great smells all the time and they probably shift a little bit. He, like, always reports what he's wearing, and they make. That, and that's what you get to wear. That'd be amazing. Yeah. Caladne by Keith Urban. Hello, mate.

You lather up and you start talking on show. You play guitar really well. It's airing guitar all of a sudden. I need to read this Huberman article again, so I get canceled. I read most of it and gave up, and I was like, I thought it was going to be worse. I need to make sure. So hold your cancellation on me yet until I finish reading the article. Okay.

I think that's all the news. I do. It was worse. Thank you. All these bees. Stoy. Thank you. Ray, it's like, you're done, man.

This is what I want to say. I can't say too much about all specifics, but as they've been doing for the past 12 years or so, they have been taking our show, and thanks to you guys, the listeners, the show has become quite the success. We're the biggest, takeout news talk. We're the biggest syndicated show.

Like, as far as affiliates go, I believe in the world, which is crazy, right? And so they continue to put us on in new markets and expand our podcast footprint, which is massive to me as well. The problem temporarily when we go on somewhere new is that they just throw us on a station when they do this.

And they don't say anything. They're just like all of a sudden, you got all these new voices. And we aren't the easiest voices to hear if you haven't heard a show like ours because we ain't the best broadcasters. All of a sudden you hear me talking too fast. I got an accent.

Amy, sometimes she's not even in the same conversation. Lunchbox is yelling stuff. About what? Exactly. It's not the easiest show at first to like. We hope that as we share our honesty and we're not always right. We're not always truthful, but not on purpose. We share our honesty that you become friends of ours and listeners of ours and you have a bond with us.

Like I do different people that I listen to. There are people, Big Cat. from part of my take, that podcast. Doesn't even know me from Man on the Moon. Like, I feel like that's my friend. Bill Simmons. Doesn't know me from Man on Mars. I feel like that's my friend because I listen to them all the time.

And we hope you have that relationship with us. At times it could be uncomfortable with how transparent we try to be. That being said, we're going in these new cities and some of them are rather large. And I'm not going to be able to say all of them. But I will say that we're going on in Cleveland. starting Monday. Now, here's the issue. Whenever they were like,

hey, we're going to put a show on in Cleveland. And we know, I know the host there who's moving to middays, her son's having some issues. And so there's some stuff there, which I'm not a liberty to speak about, but Carlet is awesome. We're going on.

And they're just like, we're just going to throw it on the air Monday. It's a terrible idea. But we're on and we're going to do the best job we can. But we're not going to change the show. What I would prefer is to have like a ramp up. We just put a little trickle of us. People get used to us.

They don't eat a dozen cookies the first day they've had sugar. However, that's what we're going to do. Now, what happens to is sometimes people are like, I'm not listening to that crap because they hear us talking. And what is it? Crap. Yes. A bunch of crap. Yeah, I mean, it is.

So this is kind of my trick that I would like to do. It's an inside joke for everybody that's listening to the show and you're helping us at the same time. You can call us and leave voicemails. You can call us live. and give us the most ridiculous stories about how we've saved your life. Oh. About how, you know, there was a dog crossing the street, limping, and you jumped out of the car and saved it and thought, I know this.

I mean, really go over the top. And we're not going to act like they're over the top. You walk me through how that. In these new cities, people are going to hear us to be like, this is the nicest, greatest show ever. We want them to think we should win a Nobel Prize for our kindness, or how funny we are, or lunchbox just showed up at your house,

one day and fix your furnace. It doesn't matter. That's still too much, though. Lie to us. But it's all an inside joke with everybody listening. Like it's not really a lie if we're all sharing what it is. Okay. We're lying to Cleveland and the other new cities.

Got it. So we're lying to make a good impression. We're joking. And then eventually we'll reveal the joke to the new cities, but we're just trying to make them go, wow, this show can't believe it. We want them to like us more. Do stuff like you remember when you were in high school, Well, let's say you're like 25 and you listen to the show.

And you saw the first time Eddie was an astronaut. And Eddie went up and make crap up. Yes. But make it sound like the most appealing show ever. Call us, lie. But not lie. Act. It's a fun.

It's a game. Yeah. I donated an organ. No. You can't do your own. Yes, I can. No, you can't do your own. You can't claim that one.

No, I'm taking it from. No. Eddie's an astronaut. Then I'll be like, fine. Yes. I just made that up. You can't claim your own. Nope, I gave you a candy.

People have to tell it because if we're like, look at it, look what I did. I mean, lunchbox fixed a furnace. He can't do that. Oh, I just, hold on. I just got a different text. Uh-oh, we're not doing it. I mean, I literally got a text right now at 15 after. Hold on.

We're not going on in Cleveland. That's that idea. Hold on. I mean, we're on the air. Our boss calls texting me right now in the middle of that. Uh-oh. It's like, you're going to lie? Ray, you can drop the song.

He doesn't like that. I'm not going to have time. No, no, it wasn't even that. He's not going to answer. Oh, boy. That's what he does. He now says, I now have Cleveland on the ramp up plan. No need to cover that, obviously, but we feel much.

It's got covered. Anyway, we're building up a whole library of lies. Dang, man. You know what, still call. Leave voicemails or call us. We'll save them. Like, if you call us, we'll take them live, and then we'll save them for when we're doing the show,

and then we'll play them back, and listeners can be like, ha, ha, ha, we know what's happening. Will you finish the listener that you were talking about that got out of the car to save a dog? that was limping? Like, what did it? And they named it Bobby because you would do that.

Yeah, because I saved 100 dogs for limping. Okay. Hey, could we do like a live saving where someone called and be like, I see a dog about to get hit by a train? We're counting on people too much and you guys aren't very good actors.

You're right. All right, we have to jump. Hold on. Hold on. We'll come back. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying.

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My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day. And I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings.

I'm working my way up through and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it does. doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.

It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Lunchbox did not pass the kindness challenge because...

Haters. Haters got him. Yeah. Haters in the building. If I'd have known that, we would have never done it because we knew Eddie was never going to vote. But he wasn't the one yet. It was five votes. And you know.

Three of the four of the seven. That's what I'm saying. He was the deciding vote. But it was, no, he was the first vote. You don't even know what I voted. Regardless, I said, I'm going to give you another chance, lunchbox. He's going to play Ray and Connect Four. He just beat George Burge.

All he's got to do is beat Ray and Connect Four, and he wins. That's it. I've heard Ray's really good at Connect Four. I don't think so. Oh. I don't think Ray's played it. I think it's like any of us. He was one of the regional finalists.

For what? In high school. Ray, come on in, buddy. All right. So, you guys go to your seats over there. I'm going. I need you to turn the screen a little toward me. I will also go live as well.

Because you can watch it on Facebook or you can watch it on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Are you live? We're live. So lunchbox, you are red. I'm red. Ray, you are yellow. So, and we're going to go connect. Oh, do the, uh.

you go. There we go. The word of program. Okay. Thank you. Lunchbox, if you win, it's a Lamborghini drive. Oh, my gosh. The thing that you've wanted. Dude, I've been watching videos.

Those people drive that sucker. You have five seconds from the moment the person plays there as to play yours, or do you lose your turn? Yeah. Which means that's a huge advantage for the other person. Yeah. Ready to go? Here we go. Hold on.

Ray's chips are all on the ground. Why are you picking him up? I don't know because he's just sitting there. Ray, how do you feel about? I can't reach the other ones. I feel good, man. Okay. Yeah, we have a lot of.

cameras. Bones is live on his phone right now. We're giving people multiple ways to watch this connection. There's still four more. Okay, here we go. Lunchbox, chill out. We don't have all the coins. Okay, all right. All right, here we go. We're literally live on the air and he's trying to pick coins up. Like he's going to keep him on the pocket.

All right, lunchbox is down with the red. He's going ground level. Ray Mundo hits with the yellow. Oh, Ray goes far away from lunchbox. Yeah. You had to pretty much there. Oh, Ray's going to stack, two yellow stacks in a row. They're flying. Los Angeles.

Reds trying to take a three. Oh, Ray blocks it. Lunchbox blocks Ray's double sack. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. I exactly see what he's trying to do. So there we go. I'm going to just double that up. Okay, Raymundo and lunchbox are now going yellow, yellow, red, red.

Oh, man, man, man. You can't make the long move here. Game over. Let's go. Not yet. Game over. Not yet. How's it game up?

Ray, Ray, look. Before you drive. You can't do that. Shut up. Eddie, that is a warning toward him. You can't say look before you drop. I'm just in the crowd, man. Raymond, you got to drop one somewhere.

Yeah, I'm dropping. You just lost. You just lost right there. Give me the limbo! Give me the limbo! I don't even see it. It's on the live! One, two, three, four.

The diagonal. Oh, diagonal, man. Right, you're terrible at that. Yeah, I only play with basketball. I've never actually done it with this. You usually shoot a basket and you make it in it. All right. Bring in the tiny toy Lambo.

Now if he wins one more, he gets to play for the big Lambo. What on Earth? What? What? What? That was just too easy. I know, but I brought a Toy Lambo. He went to a lot.

No, you didn't know. The Hot Wheels. Yeah, the third one is for the full. You're lying. You're absolutely lying to me. Why would I lie? Because you like to do that. You know how to show. Exactly.

You like to emotionally mess with people. Am I out of here? You're out, definitely, dude. I don't know why I was the championship. I'm sorry. You play him then, and if he... I got him. Then if he beats you, it's over, over.

Let's go. Oh, my gosh. Well, he told you initially it was three out of three. Yeah, and then you changed it. Well, we found a toy Lamborghini for the two. So you've won a toy Lamborghini. What you fuck said? You like to emotionally mess with people.

Yeah, this is like, I mean. He's hurt, man. Dang. I mean, I've been watching Lambo videos and people driving around the track and they got their helmets and their suits on. That's a Lamborghini? This is not.

This is a race car, man. Eddie, you got to go though if you're going to go. That was so stupid. You did dominate him, though. I know I did. And I dominated George Burge. So what's the difference? The difference is we said three out of three

to begin with. Yeah, but you, I mean, just because I won, we changed the rules. That's what we do here. Yep. No, we actually changed the rules to let you play again. No. And I created a new game after you lost. And then you changed the rules.

I'm ready. Lunchbox, I play this all the time. I'm sure you do, bud. I'm sure you do. If you win. Why do you call me, bud? As we've declared at the start of the game when we put out the initial rules, all lunchbox had to do is go three for three.

If he wins, I will pay the $600 for him to drive the Lamborghini on the track. It's so annoying. No. Go. No, I didn't say go. No, no, no, no, stop. Take it out. Here.

I, first of all, will not be treated this way because he already lost, and I've said I will give you another chance and he's arguing about it. I'm not arguing. You are, and you're saying many things. Amy, your thoughts. I just think that Lungebox needs to man up play Eddie, and Eddie, don't be rude when he's doing this. Oh, I won't. We need to flip a coin to see who goes first. How is this?

Now, go ahead. I don't care. Wait, what's not fair about flipping a coin to see who goes first? No, no, what's not fair about flipping a coin? I mean, we are changing the rules on every game. You said I can go first. The first game. All right, go.

Call it. I don't know who you're talking to. Shades or tails. It is. Lunchbugs. That's tails. I go first. You can go first.

Yeah. Eddie's down with the yellow. I'm down with the yellow. Eddie's down with the yellow. I'm down with the red. They're doing the crisscross. Lunch Eddie and lunchbox are both trying to build tall instead of wide right now. Classic Connect 4 strategy.

on my Instagram. You can watch it. I got it zoomed in on the board. Mr. Bobby Bones. Also, Lunchbox has been on the show for 20 years or something and he's shocked by these pivots.

Yeah, which he pivots. We all pivot. Okay, Eddie's, man, this looks like it could be a draw. To be honest. No way, dude. It's like two minds. Two brilliant minds.

Two brilliant minds. Fighting each other. Mr. Bobby Bones. Come on lunch. On Instagram. You can watch this. Lunchbox. It's basically a

Space race? Stop that. Amy. Amy, you're warned. Turn a mic off. What are you talking about? Stop it. What did I do?

I had him. I was won away. Turn her mic off. Yeah, you were, but I put it where you wanted to go. Amy, don't do that. You can't do it because I warned Eddie, too.

She didn't do anything. Yeah, she had she yelled lunchbox when you almost put in the wrong hole. Yes, we're going to put it in the wrong hole. That's right. You were going to put it in the wrong hole. And you always put it in the wrong hole. Yes, what you're known for. All right, go ahead.

Amy, your mic's off. Just like Eddie says. Oh, hey, five second rule. Five, three, two, one. You can watch the game. This is going to be a tough one. Yellow and red. So dumb.

I had him. Three. Lunchbox is in. You did have them, but Amy, you did yell for Ray the last time, so Eddie, that's kind of a... No, I just said, I just said watch. Three, two, good. Eddie's in, yellow.

You can watch this. It's basically watching the NFL on Amazon. Watch this on my Instagram. He's in the yellow. Three. Two. Lunchbox is red. Three.

Two. Okay, good. Eddie with the yellow. There's not many spots left. Go, five second rule. Five second rule. Two. That's good to yell that because sometimes I just am watching the game.

That was good. Three. Three. Three. Eddie's yellow is down. Lunchbox with the block. Strong block. He put in the right hole for once.

All right, there we go. Eddie goes yellow again over on the side. Could be a draw here. I don't think we have anything. I just won the game. Okay, Amy, he wouldn't have known that. Why did you yell that? They had to see it themselves.

There's four in there. No, I know, but you wouldn't have known that and you were going to keep playing, but Amy. Hey, how do you like me now? How do you like me now? I can't hear you talking. I can't hear you saying anything. He didn't even know he won, and if the next move would have happened,

it wouldn't have counted. I can't hear you talking. He did win. I can't hear you. Amy blew it. What do you mean? Guys, you can turn her mic on. Turn her mic on.

No, you didn't even know you won. You didn't even know you won. Lunchbox. Did you know you won? Amy, don't. He didn't know he won. If the next move would have happened, it went to count it. Like, you just cost me $600.

That's so true. Oh. He had no idea. Yeah, you just cost me $600. How could he not know? He didn't know. He had no idea. He was putting it, looking around.

No, Eddie, guys, it doesn't matter. It was Eddie's turn. No. Dang. Dang. Thank you. How do you feel, man? So now this is my fault.

How do you feel? Man, I feel great. My mic wasn't even on. You still yelled to him. You stack the chips. You stack the chips again. me but what do I do I rise up I rise up and I am champion and I will see you on the race track he didn't even know he won lunchbox did you know you won yes no he did he had no idea

how did you have no idea exactly because he didn't now you're just yelling at me for no reason no we yelled he's mad because you're getting you're getting you're getting you're getting lunchbox I know but you can't yell at me for something to me it was obvious he knew he had no idea he was still looking where to put a scene I didn't even have to think he was It was Eddie's turn. Whatever. Whatever. Okay.

If you need to deflect on me. And the fact that he's so angry when I put him back in and then paying for it, the fact they still being a douche, like, that's what I'm going to even want to do it anymore. I'm not going to get yelled out for that. I'm just not. Well, you yelled also Eddie the other time when you spoiled that one. I had him there. Okay.

And I got warned. Then he did it again. No, I didn't do it again. He said, much books. Because I saw he did it. No. Okay, no. Whatever.

Don't change the narrative. Hey, it's on the camera. We're good. Everyone knows the truth. Run it back. Replay it. He knew. He didn't know because I was about to go.

Yes, he didn't know. He had no idea. That's fine. He was waiting. He wins. Okay. Whatever. He wins.

We've got to kick everybody out of the room now except for the two people playing. Oh my gosh. Eddie, you left me down. We're going to play games. We're going to play again? No.

Lunchbox dominated all of you. Yeah, he did. Well, hey, he's good at Connect 4. What do they say, man? He's good at. No, he's good at Connect 4. And bowling, oddly. Which is kind of stupid.

Because all the sudden you show up and he's like, I'll bowl and he bowls like a 220 and you're like how do you bowl so good? I'm vice president of bowling club in high school. Is that true? That is true. Nice job. Lunchbox is the winner. Let's see if we can if there is no room to get in this time. Man, I've got to give me a racing soon now. We'll get him in 2025.

2025. Well, we got to make sure there's room. Oh yeah. I forgot about that. I'm sure there's room. Okay. Lunchbox is the winner. Ray, you're a loser. Ray, you're a loser. Eddie, you're a cheater. George Burr's a loser. Thank you. Good job covering for Eddie. Got you. That was good. Good. She's the only winner. Thanks, Morgan.

Not me. I just cost me $600. All right, we'll come back. All right, we're filling out all this stuff for lunchboxes. Lamborghini ride. It'll be next Friday in the afternoon. Still going to do it, even though you were a jerk and Amy spoiled it. Costs me $500. Are you available lunchbox? I didn't spoil it.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to do Friday afternoon. He even admitted he didn't know he won. He can't do Friday afternoon. Who did? You didn't know you almost won the first time. You admitted it? You never even said that? Yeah, he didn't admit it.

He did. No, he didn't. Scuba. And I didn't spoil it. Scooba, didn't he? When you came in and showed him, he missed a few different places. He had like two or three opportunities he could have won that game a long time ago. Yeah, but that doesn't mean he admitted that he didn't see that.

Yeah, that's not an admission of it, but that's like. He did look at him like, no. No, there was others that he didn't see. But that doesn't mean he didn't know he did that. But you wouldn't have seen that one had you not yield, lunchbox. Look, guys, he's awfully quiet. He knows. And that means that.

That's right. Anyway, I'm filling it out. No, this is here. I'm filling it out. I'm paying for it. That's it. This is fun. Yes.

Exactly. We can't play a game. We can't play a game without even Eddie yelling in the first one. You guys got to control yourself. That didn't help anything. Right. And you know who has to deal with it? Me.

I didn't even have to let him play another game. I thought this would be a fun bit. It is fun. No, for you. Now, okay, you knew what was on the line. Yeah, if he won. I got to pay 500 bucks because he won because you told him. Putting it in.

He's not available on Friday, then. It's the only day this thing happens. Well, then we're done. Can't do it. Yay, you just saved yourself $500. It's literally the only day this happens. It's the only day. Yeah, that's the only day this whole thing happens.

Yeah. The fit. What do you have? I got stuff, man. What do you have? So now you didn't even know what day it was happening? Oh, my goodness. Yeah, don't.

I gave my credit card. I was like, go in and book it. Buy the insurance. There's like three tiers of insurance. Really? Yeah, and I bought him the mid tier. I didn't buy the cheap tier. There was also the free tier,

which was like you just ride along with somebody. But as much as, we laughed, I thought that would be not fun for him to do. That's nice to you not to go cheap on the insurance. Well, I just don't want to you know? He has kids. Yeah, dude, he's got a family, man. All right, so what's, wait, so you really can't go?

Yeah, that's not going to work. What does yeah mean? What is it? What is? Say what it is. What are you trying to figure out? This is not a good day for me. It's the only day they're doing it. It's always been the only day they're doing it. No, they were doing it on Saturday and Sunday, but it's sold out on those days now.

Oh, that's a bummer. Is there a wait list? I don't see it. It's so deflated. What in the world? Does anybody have a Lamborghini you can just drive? Wow. What in the world do you have on Friday?

He doesn't want to tell us, whatever it is. He's obviously hiding it from us. Are you getting a mastectomy? Oh. He made a face like you're telling the truth. You just caught him. No. No?

No. Are you donated a kidney? No. I was thinking about it next Friday. So you're telling me we cannot book it. Yeah, I'll have to hit the wife up. Be like, yo, next Friday, can we rearrange? No, I hear you, but if I...

Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. But it's going to be sold out too. Can you ask her like the next hour or so? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'll have to get her on the telly. He's acting weird. He's acting really weird. I'll get her on the line, man.

Man, so you guys cause all this fuss for nothing. Okay. Mike, could you go earlier? Like, could we let you leave during the show? Maybe. I got to find out, I mean, I need to know how long it takes, too. Like, if I'm there for six hours. I don't think that's the case.

I don't think you get free run with the car for as long as you want it. But I'm sure you've got to go through a safety course. I think you have a driver's license and a quick course, probably. Because I saw him watching something on the Jumbotron in my videos. Why are you talking like that? Now I'm depressed. I conquered all... I mean, it's like me

climbing, mountain... You didn't because you lost the initial challenge. No, no, but that's what I'm saying. I wrote, like, you know, I got out of prison, I had a second chance to reinvent my life. And I did that. I reinvented my life. Like, I took the opportunity that was given to me

and I snatched it. Some people don't snatch that opportunity. They say, you know what? And you had some help. Just like people need help. And, yeah, that's what I'm saying. You have helping him. hands and you need help when you get out of prison and that's what I did.

I'm comparing that to prison. Prison? Yeah, I'm like, what? I just stick with the climbing Mount Everest, dude. Oh, man. Okay, lunchbox. So now I've got to look at it. What are you doing?

I got to hit the wife up. I can give you, you can choose. We can, I can give you, I can give you all the cash in my wallet. Give me a billion dollars. I don't have a billion dollars. I can give you all the cash in my wallet. And that will just be your. prize that you won because you can't do this.

Or you can try to do this with your wife and if she says no, you just get nothing because there's nothing else to book. Let me see what other cities they got. You can fly me. We're not going to fly you anywhere. What? Guys. You could fly you somewhere and do it, but I'm not paying for a flight. That wasn't part of it. You can have all the cash in my wallet.

Or we can hang tight. And you have like 20 seconds because we have to jump out. Yeah, we'll hang tight, man. I'm going to take my chance of the Lambo. How much money do I pass up? Like, $3.10? Like, no. like 300 bucks oh oh we can go to indy if you want to drive up there yourself

Atlanta yeah and he's not far Richmond Atlanta's not far Richmond's far but I'm not paying for the trip for you to get there and you can't miss the show Colorado Springs that's far that's far that's a station visit is it what station Colorado Springs yeah but what station what like what's the letters or fill out of look at all St. Louis

Detroit okay we're done we don't go to Detroit why not why not I love to be on Detroit I know basically. I don't know. I'm in Detroit in a while. He's backing off of his statement now. Kansas City? Okay, we're done. Rawley. We've now emptied our cart. So we don't have. And there's nothing on Saturday or Sunday, Mike.

Will you look one more time? If you'd have just been kind, you could have booked that on Saturday or Sunday. Because it would have been earlier. Is there like a Volkswagen he can drive? Is that open? That's not funny, man. Fast Volkswagen. It feels like they go to Atlanta all the time. They go to, oh, Austin, Texas. If you want to take yourself there, go for it. That's not until November.

Could you do the Charger Hellcat? No, that's a ride-along. That's hilarious. Oh, that's boring. Nissan? That was an Ultima. Hey, they got an ultima. It's souped up, I'll do that.

So that's April 5th. We're going to have to jump here, but, man. Yeah, we're going to have to get a hold of the line. We'll look. Maybe we'll do it on the post show. Well, congrats lunchbox. You passed up the money. Yeah.

And now you may have to pass this up, too. Ah, man. But you got out of prison. You invented your own life. Free invented. All right Bobby Bones show Boney up the day

This story comes us from Eagle Mountain, Utah Some teenagers thought it'd be fun to do a little ding-dong and ditch Ring the doorbell, run away, ha ha ha ha Well, one 71-year-old man said I don't like that game Oh no He had to pull a gun on him or something He pulled a gun

And he fired it Oh, in the air Even that's bad news That's bad news Or out the kids he fired at the car full of kids No no no no Dude my kids play that game

I know and you know what It's annoying It is annoying To get well not to get dingedonged But to get dingedonged and then ditched Yeah I don't like getting dingedonged But then they run

You just have to go like I was an idiot at once So I'm gonna let it slide It is so fun to do that though Like as a kids we had this one dad That lived down the street And you'd ring the doorbell And this old man would start chasing.

I don't know what he was going to do if he caught us, but he would... He probably didn't either. It's like a dog chasing a car. But he would sprint out that door. And so, man, we'd go back over and over and over. Also, this is going to go away because everybody has those stupid cameras now, so you're going to see them. Oh, they ran away.

They do it in masks. But then they look like to breaking in. Oh, boy. Don't do that. That's ding-dong ditch and fake a robbery. Not good. All right. Is that it?

I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. After this show, we stick around and do another half hour, sometimes an hour of just a whole other show that goes up on our podcast feed. Just go to the Bobby Bone Show podcast feed. It came up yesterday because Eddie was like, Amy, why are you doing your hands all weird? Why are you physically moving? She was acting weird. And on her ways you haven't moved.

And Amy proclaims she's quit drugs. She's off. Right. Must be a tough time right now. What drugs? My met. You're mad. Okay, got it.

Like ADHD and... Why? I like it when you're on them. No. I don't think you do. I don't know. No, I really think that I've got some brain exercises that are going to help me. Is this like when people do the method to not get pregnant?

What's it called? And they're like, trust me, it works. It's like the month, I don't know, whatever the method is. They look at the calendar. The ovulation? No. Yeah, calendar method. The rhythm or something.

It's some method where they can just like look at the dates and be like, I'm sure. And then it's like four kids later. Yeah, yeah. But yes, it's just like that where you're just trying to be natural. I think I was natural for a long time and then I medicated for a few years and now I'm ready to, you know, unmedicate. Well, we support you regardless. Yeah. And then I think, and I was on an antidepressant.

We need to get her back on the medication. She was already thinking about what she was saying next. He's distracted. Yeah, go ahead. But my antidepressant served its purpose. I think that was, you know, for me, it was circumstantial with things that were going on during a season of my life. And now I'm like, wait a second. I'm on the other side of that.

why am I still taking this? I'm going to see if I'm good. And so we're just in that period and we're seeing if I'm good. Yeah, she's over there doing like Open up the church and here are the people. You know where their hands? This is called brain gym.

Yeah. So we're rooting for you. Yeah. So this stuff is going to help me with my brain, my concentration and stuff like that. And then the antidepressant TVD. I feel good though.

Oh, boy. Like I feel. I hope so. I feel good. I think if medicine. If medicine is needed, medicine should be used, and there should be no shame in that medicine. Correct. I also think if you want to give it a run, let's go.

Should I tell you if things are weird or not? Sure. But I already just feel, I can feel myself coming back to me, if that makes sense. Because I felt just kind of like. Yeah, like I felt, I'm like, every day I was like, I'm just off. Like something's not right. And I don't feel like I, the best I could feel, which for a while on those things, I was. And so I'm just reevaluating with the help of a, my.

nurse practitioner. I'm not like just doing this on my own. You're a doctor. Well, I'll be like him. You're acting crazy today. So the hands, the itsy-bitsy spider, that's normal and makes you feel well. No, it's a brain exercise. That's me trying to be proactive about my brain because I know that it can be all

over the place. And so when I can, if I can do these little exercises, it'll help stimulate it. It almost, after I do the morning exercises, my brain gym, the other day I felt like I had taken an Adderall and I had not. Are you paying for this brain gym class?

No, they're free on YouTube. You need a membership for that? Well, I don't know. Sometimes people get to... Amy starts paying for all kind of crazy stuff. No, no, no. I just looked up exercises on YouTube and now I just...

I know them and I do them myself on my free of my free time. She says, I'm going to the gym. I'll be back. And then she, like, closed their eyes. She goes in my office with just her hands. I don't know. We're rooting for you. Yeah, yeah.

We are rooting for you. Thank you. I appreciate that. It is called the rhythm method, by the way. Overall, the rhythm method, also the calendar method, is a form of natural family planning. to use the rhythm method,

you must track your menstrual history to predict when you'll ovulate. But it's just people looking at calendars and going, I predict, and then... Yeah, but the calendar will tell you based on your history when you're operating. But anybody I know this done rhythm method, they got babies.

They have babies eventually. Yeah. Good for you. I'm rooting for you. Thank you. Seriously. I appreciate it. Thank you.

We'll see you guys tomorrow. Chris Tomlin in studio tomorrow. We love that guy. He sells out arenas for multiple nights. He's like one of the biggest artist, artists in the world. He's a Christian artist, but he's up there with the garth when it comes to

and internationally people. It's just crazy. But he's such a good dude. He'll be in tomorrow. Tomorrow's a good Friday. And that's it. We'll see you then. Bye everybody.

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