The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full Show) Lunchbox Signed Up To Be An Angel + Who Wants The Show To Send Them To Qatar + Who On The Show Is An Optimist Vs. Pessimist

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

Lunchbox thinks he should be able to be one of those "angels" people adopt from a tree... hear his reasoning why, what he asked for, and how the show and listeners reacted to it. Then, find out who wants the show to send them to Qatar for The World Cup. We asked our boss if there's any chance we could send them last minute... Plus, find out who on the show Bobby considers to be an optimist or a pessimist.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A little piece of you. A little slicing you. And at first, our video producer, also a co-host of the show, here he is. Producer Eddie, everybody. I don't want to start the morning like this, but look, lunchbox is getting on my nerves. I made a bet with someone in the other room. Lauren, she works in the production room, and she came to me. I didn't go to her. She said before Thanksgiving, the Cowboys are going to lose. I will bet you $100 that the Giants will beat the Cowboys.

She just threw a big hondo at you? Yes. And I didn't, I couldn't jump fast enough. I reached over, shook her hand that year on, $100, the Cowboys will beat the Giants. I'm surprised you took such a big bet. You bet like $1. Because I was 100% that the Cowboys are going to beat the Giants. Okay.

100%. Go ahead. So then what's the issue? So lunchbox steps in and goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't do that. I mean, no, no, it's not fair. The Cowboys are favored by eight points.

It's not a fair bet. You have to give her points. And I said, excuse me, no one's talking to you. Yeah, who are you Vegas line setters? Right. I don't bet with my friends on points ever. We just bet straight up on anything. Straight up.

That's what friends do. And so as far as I'm concerned, the bet happened. Now here we are after Thanksgiving. Cowboys win. And now Lauren won't pay me because she said, no, no, no, lunchbox is right. I shouldn't have taken that bet.

What's your version of this? No, no. Eddie was in there talking about it, and she goes, oh, I think the Giants are going to win. He goes, you want a bet? Oh, Eddie brought it up. Yes. And she said, yeah, I'll bet.

And then he goes, $100. Oh, wow, this is a whole different story. And she was like, okay, you know what I mean? I was like, wait, wait, Lauren, do you understand what the point spread is? She goes, no, I don't know what that means. And Eddie goes, no, no, no, we're not doing points. You get out of this. Eddie, you straight took advantage of her according to his story.

That's his story and that's exactly how lunchbox works. Okay, I want to bring Lauren in real quick. Lauren, Lauren works, she's been on the year, on the post show a couple times. She works in our production area, newest member here and youngest, by the way. Lauren, what's going on? What happened? And do you owe Eddie money? So, I don't think Eddie and I ever really finalized it.

I told them, I was like, I need to talk to my people. Oh, you did say that. My people is my dad. And that just never ended up happening. So we never really finalized what was going to happen. And anybody needs to talk to their dad about a bet, you shouldn't be better. Okay, I rule in favor of Lauren.

Hey, this is the first I heard about the dad. Eddie, this story did not hold up to begin with. Lauren, thank you for shedding light on that. But the Giants did lose. Yeah. But they covered the spread, so if she would have got the points, she would have won the money. It was eight and a half.

But she didn't know what that was trying to explain to him. Lauren, thank you. Thank you. We'll let her go back here. So Eddie was taking advantage of her. Eddie, boom. Your story's a blatant lie. No, that's exactly how it happened.

Up next, here he is. You know what? Some say he serves justice on the show. One piece of pie at a time to all of you losers. That's right. Lunchbox, wait. Go ahead, buddy. Guys, you know Steve Jobs?

You know who that is? Me and Steve Jobs have something in common, and you'll never know what it is. Okay, all right, let's go to Amy then. All right. Here she is. No, no, no, no. You said we don't know what it is.

But I'm about to tell you, a few weeks ago, his old shoes sold for $218,000. I was like, if Steve Jobs' old shoes will sell, mine well too. So I had some old slippers or something from my house. threw them on eBay. Boo! But did you sell them as just old slippers that people would like this? Or did you go? Lunchboxes slippers. I said one of a kind item. Lunchbox is old slippers.

Did the person buy it because it was lunchboxes or they just like the slippers though? No, no. You can't wear these. These are old, ratty, worn out, holes. And you did sell them. And I sold them. Okay. Let's play a game here. How much? Eddie, what do you think they went for? $20. I go $8. $0.99 cents. $0.00.

You paid to mail that off for $0.99? Well, they pay for shipping. But why would they want those? That costs more to ship, right? I mean, how incredible is that? Unless I guess you're carrying it there on foot. I mean, isn't that pretty cool that I'm like Steve Jobs? And that was with no promotion. I just threw them on eBay and someone found them.

99 cents. Somebody probably don't even know you're like a pair of old shoes, 99 cents, I'll do it. I don't get it. We can burn this. Okay, thank you, lunchbox. Yeah, me and Steve Jobs, one and the same. Okay. Okay, now I'm going to go to you, Amy.

Here she goes, Amy, everybody. Good morning, Amy. There's this beauty hack that is popular on TikTok, especially among teens. And as a mom of a teenager, it just really worries me because the beauty trend is filing down your teeth to try to make them as even and perfect as possible. I saw some of this. Like filing it with a nail file. And. Oh, it makes me not.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't like that. And it's all in the effort to attain whatever, quote-unquote, perfect teeth. And I don't know, it's just so disturbing all the things that we're exposed to because as adults, our brains even have to process it. But when teenage brains are looking at things, like, it's just hard. Do you bring this up to your daughter?

Like, don't file your teeth down. Yes. Like, I am going to have a talk with her about a lot of things. She's talked to me before about how, because on TikTok once, like, people had fang teeth. and she wanted to try to file them to make them pointier. Oh my goodness. And I'm like, you do realize you can't go back from that. If you go fang.

Okay, then she can pay for that. But once you go fang, but once you go fang. Yeah, don't. Yeah, you're going to be like, oh, dang. That does not. Hey, that's good, Amy. Once you go fang go, dang?

Yeah. That's so good. So, anyway, just parents, you know, be aware of the trends on TikTok. That's, I mean, I just didn't make it feel good. I know. I know. All right. From Mount Pine, Arkansas.

He's got a Vegas comedy show soon. and he wishes he could sleep until noon. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. I do. I brought this up on the show a couple days ago. Remember when I say you take your hands and put them together if you're constipated or you're bloated and it helps you go to the bathroom faster?

And so I grabbed one of the videos so I could follow up on this and let you guys hear this. Go ahead. If you're feeling a little bit constipated, this is a trick that I learned from TikTok that worked for me. Maybe to work for you too. Take two fists, put them together and rub back and forth for about three minutes. wait about 15, and doing that process helps the intestines to move so that it moves your stool out of the body. Like I said, worked for me.

It's worked for a number of people I have also seen on TikTok, so keep it in your back pocket. You might need it. So put your fist together, and so your thumb goes in that little slot between your thumb and forefinger on the other hand. That's crazy. Now you can try it. Maybe somebody wants to try it later on, see if it works. I have messed up insides. And I wonder, though, sometimes, because I had my spleen taken out.

I rupture my guts when I was a kid. I wonder if that has any effect on it. You're the doctor. Well, my doctor says it is stress. Like by far. And I'm like, when I don't feel stressed? My wife's like, but you live stressed your whole life. So you don't feel it because it's normal.

But maybe we try it later. I'm telling you, every time I just try it for a second, I feel like I need to go. But three minutes, your hands are. I mean, I'm talking 10 seconds. Oh, okay. All right, that's how we're starting the show today. Thank you guys for being here. Time for the mail bag.

You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I've met several country artists over the years and I've never had a bad experience. Until now, I had to run in with my favorite country artist and the interaction was not good. I ran into them at a bar. Right away, they came off as very disinterested and even appeared annoyed that I came up to them to say hi. I asked them to take a selfie and they said no.

And then they left the bar soon after. Now, I find it hard to listen to their music. I'm even questioning whether I still want to go to their concert, which I already purchased tickets for. Would you stop being a fan of an artist if you didn't have the best experience with them? Any advice on separating my experience with them and their music that I still love? Signed, broken-hearted superfan. Well, Superfan, this is what I would say.

First of all, you've probably had bad days before where people have maybe seen you out somewhere and maybe you've got some bad news at work or you're sick or you don't know. and you just reacted in a way, even to people you love, you're having to be. I would encourage you to give them the same grace. Because you don't know what's happening. They may just be a jerk. I don't know who it is. They may have also just been having a bad day.

Also, you know, I feel like if someone comes up and asks for a selfie, unless you're with your kids or eating, that's okay. Right? You're famous. However, everybody doesn't subscribe to those rules. Maybe he was just having a private moment and was like, no, I really don't want to right now. And you have to respect that. He's a human. He gets human space. Sounds like a jerk move. I will say that. But my definition of a jerk move is not the same as everybody else's. You can separate the art from the artist for sure. So you can still enjoy the music. And they may have been having a bad day.

There are artists that come in that I had terrible first experiences with. And I'm like, I don't know if I'm going to do it again. And Scoobba's like, you know what? Let's have him in again. And I'm like, you know what? You're right, Scuba. because you guys have heard scuba before i'm like that's it no more i'm dead and he's like come on i'm like okay scuba you get it we'll do one more you're my voice of reason they come in and it's great and then we become friends or it can be the other way around where they come in and i've had in a bad mood

or some i've got some bad news or and they're like oh i don't like to go do that show because he just seemed pissy during a break or something like in a commercial or something so one instance does not make a bad person not just for this situation but for life i've had artists where it's been like nine Nineness is the badness.

And they're artists that every time I hear something about them, it's bad. I'm not going to say who it is. It rhymes with rappers writ, but we're just going to... Anyway. I bet I know who this is. Poor guy. This one here? Oh yeah, me too.

I know. I can tell you exactly who it is. Yeah, I know who it is. Yeah, and you know what? Ain't that great a person. But it ain't my job to say it because it just ain't. And we may be wrong about it. Oh, I knew immediately.

Yeah, as soon as you read it. Yeah, me too. Same. Huh. limited amount of syllables? Yeah. Very limited. Cool. All right. There you go. Oh, was at a bar? Yeah.

That's what's up. That's what's up. Oh. Give them grace. Honestly, you'd want grace. It's a one-time thing. It may have been a one-time thing as in one-time for them as well to be in a bad mood. That's what's up. Thank you very much. You can email us anytime. Morgan, what's that address? Mailbag at bobbybones.com.

All right, close it up. We've got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail bag. An optimist is somebody who is hopeful and positive, basically. A pessimist is someone who tends to believe that the worst will happen. And so if I were to kind of define you guys as optimists or pessimists, Eddie's an optimist. Easy.

My whole life. That the good things are coming. And even if I think they're going to be bad, I'm just like, it's all right. It'll be fine. You'll get to the good stuff, eventually. Lunchbox is an optimist. Absolutely. 100%.

Excuse me? For sure. Just because he hates things. doesn't mean he's a pessimist. He always feels like things are going to work out for him. His favorite word is, no, no, no, no. But mostly it's to shove other people down. Right.

He thinks he's going to have it all figured out. Interesting. Yeah, he's an optimist. That's true. I hadn't thought about it that way. But pessimists towards other people. He's angry. No, he's an angry optimist. There he go.

And I would even say Amy is a bit of an optimist too generally. I'd put you there not as much, like blindly as Lunchbox who just believes everything is going to work out. but I think that even your faith helps you be an optimist. But it's a lot closer to that line than those two. Oh, you put me in a pessimistic category a little bit? No, I just think you're closer to the line. I think Eddie is like a beach guy.

Like, hey, man. It's the way. I can't see that line from here. Lunchbox is like, hey, I'm going to be a millionaire. But why do you think that? There's no reason, I just am. Correct. Okay.

And I think you aren't as blindly. optimistic, but I do think you are optimistic. Yes, I try to see, okay, what does this make possible? I, what do you think, I am? Just say it, Amy. Go ahead, go ahead, be honest. We'll back you up. Let's say it all together on the count of three. Okay, go. Okay, one, two, three, pep-ha. Got her. Go on. Got her. Got her. Any two, lunchbox don't say anything. I was going to say optimistic, but I, listen, I do think that you, I'm a pessimist, for sure. I try, I try to do better at it. You do. You do. You do. You enjoy when, I don't think you don't like good things. For me, I'm such a pessimistic person or things that I'm involved with. My teams, if the game's close, for sure, we're going to lose. In life, for sure it ain't going to work out. That's just built through a history of things not working out and not being able to grow from it. Because I've had a lot that has worked out. But you know what? When I got my brand, it was when things weren't working out very good. But yes, I'm an eternal pessimist, but can see really bright things, especially in others. I'm optimistic toward everybody else. Does it have to be eternal?

Does that mean forever? I'll always be fighting it. Okay. But I'm a pessimist, sure. And I was talking to one of my favorite Bobbycast episodes. His name's Jordan Reynolds. He's a big songwriter, good singer too, producer. And he is an eternal optimist.

I'm an eternal pessimist. And we were just talking about the difference and how hard it can be to celebrate things. Because I can't celebrate things because I'm like, well, I know this is going good, but tomorrow, it's probably going to suck. I'm probably going to get a car wreck or something. so and then he talks about his version and why it's hard for him to celebrate as an optimist bad part about being an eternal pessimist is that it's hard to find real joy um hard to celebrate oh no no no i never said i mean yeah that's tough it is i would tell you though it's hard to celebrate for an optimist too

because i think part of it is like you think your best days are yet to come and you're like oh this is cool but this is not this is not gonna be the biggest thing we're ever done and then you look back on things and you go like Never thought about it like that. That was pretty big. Maybe I should have just been excited when that was happening.

That is an itching perspective. That is interesting. He's like, not that he's sad or mad, but he's like, I mean, yeah, this is cool, but this ain't the biggest, so let's not even act like it's the biggest. Yeah, something bigger will come and then you're always waiting.

He's such a bright guy and also just very bright. You should listen to that. It's the newest episode of the Bobbycast with Jordan Reynolds, and we get into it. Optimism? Pessimism? You can be both. It doesn't have to be you're just one or the other,

because I definitely have shades of optimism, especially with how I look at society, groups, people, very optimistic toward directions just for myself. It ain't going to work out, buddy. You know? I'm going to live forever at the good die young, except I'm probably going to die tomorrow. You can probably change too, huh?

Like, say you have just a string of just bad stuff happened over and over and then you're like... No, I believe people that are optimists still go, well, it's not over because I haven't stopped. Yeah, I think they may get in a rut if that's... happening like consistently but they'll eventually find their way out of it and then be like oh okay and then find a reason why that stuff happened i am working hard to be more of an optimist i really do work hard at that i spend a lot of time i go to therapy i'm getting better at it my wife helps me with it and so i'm i'm directionally challenged but i'm working toward that direction that's cool

sometimes i walk backward like right now i think this bit's terrible everybody's already changed No, it's a good bit. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. And what they bring to the table. Check out the newest Bobbycast with Jordan Reynolds.

It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. Nicholas Perri Jr. He's a firefighter in Connecticut and he had done a whole shift with the fire department and he's on his way home. He's in his personal truck and he's driving down the road and he sees a glow like just up ahead and he goes, what is that?

It's a car engulfed in flames. So he pulls over, he's like, hey, just because I'm off duty, doesn't mean I'm not a firefighter. He has none of his equipment. He gets out. He sees that someone is still in the car. And so he breaks the window. It's a woman stuck in there while the car is on fire,

grabs her out. And in that time, the paramedics come. They save the woman. She's expected to make a full recovery. And here's the chief talking about if it wasn't for him getting there on time, she probably wouldn't have made it. I was the first firefighter on scene from Brookfield. And there was no way that the victim would have survived.

had he not done what he done. There's no doubt in my mind. Yeah, a car on TV explodes, and I'd be scared. I think I would go into a car too. I'm not a very brave person, but I think I would go into a car to grab somebody. But cars on TV explode. I feel like I'd have a very limited time before. Boom.

Yes, and another thing is people don't realize how hard it is to break windows in cars. Like, when I work for the news, we didn't... That's a good point, too, because they shouldn't be easy to break. It was really not. We had a reporter who was trying to break a window with a hammer, and he tried it 20 times and could not break it. What? Like, as hard as he... Okay. I'm dead serious.

Oh, pee-wee-arm Johnson? He could not break it, so this guy must have been strong. Shout out to that firefighter. That's good. What's his name again? His name is Nicholas Perri Jr. Nicholas Perry Jr. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. If you lose this trivia game, you will eat a jalapeno covered in hot sauce. What?

Oh, God. That just not go with my morning coffee. Exactly. So Amy versus Lunchbox, three questions that Amy should know. will be asked to lunchbox and three questions lunchbox should know she'll be asked to Amy Amy ready I don't know I'm thinking sand seeds What is there seeds in the jalapino I haven't seen it's minus the seeds right? No it is what it is No no no no no yeah there it's got seeds in it wow yeah with hot sauce you know I do the whole thing You know I do the whole thing because it's huge okay I'll die but goodbye he won't die just hospital all

Here we go Amy you got three questions are you ready yeah What college is the home of the Seminoles. Roll Seminoles. When? The blank Seminoles. What college is at? And if you miss it, lunchbox can steal.

I don't know. The Seminoles. Ugh. What is the state? What college? The blank Seminoles. University of... New Mexico.

New Mexico Seminoles. Incorrect. Lunchbox steel? Florida State. Florida State Seminoles. I do know that. You let the food get in your head too much where it messes you up early in the game.

I know, but now I'm picturing seminal starter jackets from back in the day. Should have done that like 18 seconds ago. You need to picture a jalapeno with hot sauce. Amy, what A-list actor plays the main character, Jordan Belfour, and the Wolf of Wall Street? Leonardo DiCaprio. Correct. Very good. Amy, what team does quarterback Aaron Rogers play for?

That is correct. Amy with two. Yes! Lunchbox with one from the steel. Sorry I yelled that. Lunchbox. My colors are Blush and Bashful

Is a quote From what 80s comedic drama It's a movie My colors are blush and bashful My colors are blush and bashful Pretty Woman Incorrect name you can steal

And even it out No your colors are pink and pink That's steel Magnolias That is correct Also starring Julia Roberts I don't know that was a comedy It's funny yeah Dolly and they're funny in it.

Hey, Lunchbox. What actor, actress, played the oldest sister on Full House? Oh, Candice Cameron Barre. Correct. If you get this, you're tied. Sudden death. Suh, sudden death. Lola V is a line of hair care products

by what famous actress? Lola V. Bring in the jalapeno. You told her in her face Get ready to eat a jalapeno I said think about it I was trying to mess her up No but then you said

The jalapeno I just bring it in You want to guess Lola V Jessica Alba So close The initials are the same Because

Jennifer Anniston Oh Okay Did you know that I did I guess I didn't have to answer it there You didn't He can't beat you now Okay cool

So Amy wins Play her song Or marching in the halapeno It's a big one, so don't have to do the whole thing, but you got to do a half of it. Oh, wow. No, a half, you're crazy. That's a bite. That's a bite, big bite.

What kind of hot sauce is that? Well, it's called buttpucker. That's slap you a mama? What is it? It's called it. It's called it. Oh, yeah, it'll hot sauce your mama. Oh, it is called that slap your mama?

Yeah, it's that hot sauce on your mama. What? Is that what's up? Oh, my God. All right. Oh, man, I can already smet. This is brutal, man. Two, one.

Go oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my oh my okay man you're gonna be all right clean up that cough Hey lunch just swallow it dude just swallow it just swallow it out of your mouth just get out of your mouth I can't it's too bad I'm my truck water might make it worse I'm milk he means milk we don't have milk There's no milk nobody ever It's not a hot chip though okay take a bite then hey just take it down I'm trying got to Oh is it pretty bad really Yeah, yeah. Oh, no.

You blowing it on Eddie? I'm dying. Oh, man. Oh, I smell it over here. Oh, man. This is gonna hurt. I am far away and now I smell it. Pretty tough.

There we go. Nice job, buddy. Good job. Oh, my God. He's putting the napkin on his tongue now. Oh, man. Come on, man. How do I make it stop?

How is it? Oh, my God. Eat something else? I don't have anything else. You don't have anything else. Did you say how do I make it stop? Do you want one of my ice cream? Do you want one of my ice cream?

My apple He ate his apple. Not just it's a hot apple. Oh my gosh. Rub the apple on your tongue. There you go. Man, that hurts, man. Oh, man.

Oh, my gosh. I don't know he can't stop hurting. Oh, man. He's sucking the apple? Oh, my gosh. Oh, it ain't. Huh. Okay.

Can we get the jalapino out of here? It stinks. Should I go to a song now? No, no, this is fun, man. I like watching. I have tears in my eyes. Oh, man, it hurts my tongue so bad. Oh, man.

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or the hot sauce? Probably the hot sauce. Really? I don't know. I think it just combined with the jalapia. Man, the tip of my tongue is still burning. Just a tip? I don't know why. But yeah, it hurts all in here. Oh, man. Woo! Like maybe your throat is tougher than your tongue, but

That tip of the tongue is not tough. You still licking an apple? Yeah. Yeah. Do you want a piece of ice from my coffee? Why are you stroking the apple with your tongue? It's really weird. He's like a cat.

Yeah. I don't know. I'm trying to think of things that'll make it feel better. Morgan said she was single. And so lunchbox said, guys start sending her DMs. And guys have started sending you DMs. Oh, yeah. There's lots of DMs.

They're pretty interesting. And they're getting pretty clever with how they approach this. All right, read me some of the last DMs that you have from guys going, hey, Morgan, I like you. Okay. Here's one. Hey, is this available? What's this? I think they're referring to me.

You? That's good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. Yeah, because, yes, she is. You're a this. No, I'm not.

You're a person, place, or thing. That's a this. That's a noun. Yeah, that's a noun. Okay. What's the next one? I heard you're not dating anyone on the show this morning. I have an adorable son in Nashville you would love.

It's a mom trying to hook me up with her son. That could be promising. Could you go to her page, though, and see what the son looks like and then make your mind up? Well, she's private on Instagram. So currently know. Oh, yeah, that's tough. It's tough to be private. Okay, next one.

Can you please fill out this new follower survey and they attach a screenshot of a new contact screen? Huh? So, like, you know, when you go to... On your phone, new contact. Like, I'm going to fill up. Yes. That's great. I don't know about great.

Is that not creative? I'm sure they stole it from something. I've never seen it. Next up. Willing to relocate for a date. Meaning they'll come from out of town to take you out. And that's a rhyme too. Willing to relocate for a date.

Right. That's a poet. Next. First date and last date are on me. Hopefully in between are a lifetime. Oh. Wow. That's romantic.

Hey, that's romantic. That's saying they're in it for the long haul. You don't even know her. Right. Well, he thinks he does. That's corny. That's overly corny. I like that one.

Next one. I love your head. And your hair. What the crap. Now that I can do. I don't get that one. Move on. Yeah, that one's weird.

Oh, yeah. Have you been on any dates? No, not since the last one, but I am gearing up to go on a few more. I have a few planned. You're gearing up with different guys? Yeah. All three different guys? Two different guys currently.

So do you have two playing with one guy and one with the other? Nope, just one with each. It's the first date with both. Okay, so you have a couple, not a few. Yeah. I got a question. Are any of those? two from a DM? No. They're all from Hinge, the dating up. So what has been, like, do you go to the

gym? Do you, like, look for guys not at the gym? Well, so I have started going to a new gym, and I'm trying to decide how to go up, because there's a lot of cute guys. How do I go up to them in the gym? Because aren't you not supposed to go up to them in the gym? Here's the difference. If you're a guy, you can't go, just randomly go up to a girl and be like, what's up? I don't she has ears in, you know, headphones. We say ears here. But she has headphones in. It's tough, you don't go interrupt her headphones. It's much harder for a guy to go up to a girl because I can feel creepy. And even a violation at times,

if they're in the middle of something. You have to really be strategic and do soft, hey, how's it going if you happen to be at the same place? If you're a girl, you can just go up to a dude. It doesn't matter where they are. You don't think it's creepy? I've come in from a girl, no, it's never creepy. No, it's never creepy for a chick to come to you say. You have free reign. If he's just working out, you can go, be like, hey,

how's it going to Morgan? That's all. That's all you have to say. Like, I just want to come and say hi. You could literally just do that, and a guy is so dumb if you likes you, he immediately's like, oh, that's it, the end. Or a guy really has to have something in his arsenal. No, instead of going up and saying, hi, I'm Morgan, say, hey, instead of lifting those weights, why don't you pick me up? No. She doesn't need a line.

That's the difference. She doesn't have to attract him with anything like that. She literally can go, hey, I'm Morgan. I just wanted to say hi. That's all you have to do. Okay, so he can be like running on the treadmill. I'm just like, hey, how's it going? Yes, unless he's sprinting, you could literally go, hey, I'm Morgan.

I just wanted to say hi. Maybe I'll see you after you're done running. Just keep walking. Man, if she said that, that'd be so baller. That'd be so baller. And a guy would be like, that's awesome. What just happened? Okay, so I got to bring out the boldness.

Yeah, that's all it is. You don't have to have any strategy. You just have to be bold. Say, hey, I'm Morgan. I just wanted to say hi. Boom, you're done. If you likes you, he'll make a point. Okay, but if I go up to one,

I probably can't go up to another, right? Not at the same time. You can't walk by two treadmill. I'm Morgan just want to say hi. See, after you run. Hey, I'm Morgan. Just want to say hi. They'll think you're running for office.

It's like Jim Carrey. Good morning, good evening, and good night. On the Truman Show. But yeah, you can. The gym is, you can have multi. They're not working out together. Okay. Well, I didn't know if it's like, you know when like a girl dates like a bunch of guys

of the same friend group, but that's a similar vibe. The gym is not a friend group. It's a place people go to lift weights. That's it. Good luck. Let us know how that goes. You have to do that to one person. Just go, you see one.

Report back. You just say, hey, I just want to come and say hi. Okay. I will be bold. I cannot wait for that. No. He's going to blow his minds. Yes, the guy's going to be like, what?

And he's going to pass out. A voicemail from Kim in Austin. Just curious, is it time for new winning songs with the new year coming? Just thought maybe it's time to change everyone's winning songs. Love the show. Thank you. Thank you for that comment. I don't think so.

The winning song doesn't change with the wind or the year or the calendar. The winning song changes, I guess, when our heart changes, because we've had these for a long time. And I don't get to play a lot of games. games because I work with Mike. You know, Mike writes a lot of the games and we kind of change him up. But if I do play a game, this would be my side. I go, oh! You're unbelievable.

The jam. That's a good. It's called Unbelievable, obviously. Who sings that? EMF. Oh, EMF. Man, that's old school. That's old school.

I don't think they had another song. But, oh. You're unbelievable. Amy has a song from Lizzo. I hear it so much. Juice. Juicy. Yeah, that's right.

Juice. Oh, yeah, no choice BIG does juicy. It's not juice? It's just straight juice. That's gross. Yeah, man. Hey, my fault.

No, I like it. It doesn't even sound like a real song. It's like, tell me something good. When I hear the real song, I'm that meme, Mordecapario sitting on the couch, pointed the TV, like, oh, there. It's like, oh, that's our song,

but it's a real song. Yeah. Lunchbox's song is DJ Khalid. Yeah. All I do, we don't have to do the whole process here. Because you didn't win. I mean, he's had that song for what? Ever.

Forever. 15 years. God, it's crazy. Not Caled, lunchbox. Eddie has his uncle doing a version of... Thao Thao. That's enough. We don't do enough.

I don't know. In Sao Thoufah and that's my Puehufa. Morgan has Luke Combs. Beer, yep. Yep. Beer never broke my heart. Are there any more, is that it? I got one.

If I ever play games, it's I'm on a boat. What? I never heard of it. I have. I never heard it. I have. He's won like once. When he plays, he plays occasionally.

But those are our winning songs. I don't think we're going to change them. But if anybody ever wants to change it, they can bring it to the show. I changed mine. It hasn't been juice forever. I can't even honestly remember what my other one was. I wish it were juicy. I don't even like that word.

But it was a whole process. I had to put in an application with you and be like... It was like adopting a dog. It had to go to your house and make sure that everything was cool. Yeah, yeah. The Babo Ball Show. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. Watching our favorite shows can have an impact on where we want to.

to travel, Expedia found that travelers are more inspired by TV shows than anything else when they're trying to pick where they want to go on vacation. So I never went on a vacation as a kid. Well, until I was an early teenager and my friend's dad took me on one. He's like, you never been out of the state? I was like, no. He's like, let's go get in the van. We went to Colorado.

It's so memorable, so appreciative people who took me and let me do things. That being said, as soon as I started to have any success at all, I'm like, I'm traveling a little bit. But I didn't, you didn't go to other countries. You didn't go to other states where I grew up. So I was like, where do I go? So I went, okay, boom. Brady Bunch, Hawaii.

Because they went to Hawaii and that mask had the bad luck. Yeah, the bad luck. Yeah. Boom. Friends went to London. That's why I went to London. Full house. Jesse toured Japan.

That's why I went to Japan. All I could keep going. It's the only way I knew of things other than reading it in books, but it's the only way I saw, it's not 3D, but, you know, action. So I went. TV is influenced at all. Montana, when we did Braille, I'm making Bobby Bones. I didn't go for Montana because of Yellowstone.

But while I was there, I was like, you guys watch Yellowstone? Is this like what it's really like? Yeah, Yellowstone was on the list. Like, viewers are trying to go Montana, Wyoming, that whole area. And then if you watch Bridgeton, downtown abbey, the crown, you want to go to England. If you don't say Downton Abbey, you're going to get messages. Downing. Yeah, it's not downtown. I meant that. Downtown Abbey. Thank you for the correction. And then Emily and Paris, which I watched that and it made me want to go to Paris. I still haven't gone yet, but.

I'll have to do this too because we're going to get them. It's Emily and Perry. Sorry. Oh, Amy. I don't care. It is? Yeah, that's why it rhymes. It's Emily and Perri.

But I don't want to... I'm annoyed by people in general at this point of the year because I'm tired. And they go at me for everything. So, yes, what we meant was Downton Abbey and Emily and Perry. Man, I thought you were joking about Emily and Perri. Wow.

Me too. But I watched that whole thing. And when I talk to my friends about it, I'm like, oh, Emily and Paris. That's why they talk bad about you behind your back. Oh, cool, cool, cool. So some parents, they took issue with how much television their kid was watching.

And so to punish them. them, they made them, the kids stay up all night watching TV. That's awesome. And you know what? Sounds fun for a second, but you can't let them watch their favorite shows. Just watch other things? All Andy Griffith. Oh man. That's punishment. Black and white. They won't even give it a chance because it's black and white.

They videoed it and somehow, you know, it was made public, went viral and people are calling it like a form of abuse because the poor kid just wanted to go to sleep and the kid was crying and so tired. The mom was like, nope, you have to stay up watching. Finally at 5 a.m. they let them go to bed. Okay, soap in the mouth.

I remember once when I was like nine, I said a bad word, and my grandma washed my mouth that was soap. I made brushing my teeth with it. Now, I learned, that's vivid in my brain. I don't, I cursed some, but I don't, I haven't cursed now in years and years. But I remember that it has such, and I'm cool. I'm cool with it. That that would be an abuse now. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. My father-in-law, he caught my, he got caught with a cigarette. So his dad made him smoke a whole pack in the closet. Wow. That's terrible. And if you did that now, that would be abuse. Oh, that, though, is also like... That is bad. That's really bad.

All of a sudden, he's hooked. Yeah. No, he never smoked again. It went the other way. He's like, all right. He's 11. Dad, I need a cigarette, man. I like this. Speaking of TV, Dolly Parton's Mountain Magic Christmas airs tonight on NBC and Peacock.

Earlier this year, Dolly was spotted, filming at Dollywood with Willie Nelson, Jimmy Fallon and Billy Ray Cyrus so it should be fun if you're looking for something to watch. Dolly says the NBC wanted a special and this musical should fit the bill. And Jimmy Allen. I saw them have a picture together on Instagram. Oh, cool. Yeah. Lots of people. I'm Amy. That's my pile.

That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Big shout out to all our teachers out there doing the Lord's work, as they say. And I love when they are celebrated and publicly, which is why I'm going to talk about this now.

Norwegian cruise lines, they opened up a new ship, and they called Kelly Clarkson, and they just celebrated a bunch of teachers. They gave 100 teachers a big old trip, and then obviously a concert by Kelly Clarkson. And they just do what I think a lot of people want to do, just show teachers that they appreciate them. They also gave them a bunch of cash for their classrooms. And I tell this story to say, hey, Norwegian cruise lines, that's pretty cool. But also to all of our teachers out there, like, we appreciate you every single day. You are underpaid and overworked.

and we're just lucky we have you, unless you're a bad teacher. Yeah. Some of those. But I want to identify just a good ones that are doing it. Appreciate you. And Norwegian cruise lines, that's pretty cool. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

We have 90 seconds, team. We ready? You ready? Amy will give us a morning corny. We have to figure it out. It's the investigative corny. If we get the first one, we go to the second. The record is four.

Hey, hold your fingers up like football. Fourth quarter. Four! Four! Let's go. Investigative. Corny. The morning corny.

What kind of weather do cupcakes like? Fair weather. Fair weather? I was going to repeat it. Icing weather. I see. I see. Iceing.

I see weather. Icey weather. Is that I see dead people? Amy, is it icing? Or frosty weather. Frosty, frosty. Frosting weather. Dang, both of those are good.

Not as good as what I got. What kind of weather to cup? What kind of weather do cupcakes like? Dry weather. Dry weather. Moist weather. They like frosty. Moisty.

Is it moist? They like sprinkles. Spinkles cupcakes. Boom. Let's go. Next up. Okay. How does Moses make his tea?

How does Moses make his tea? He parts it. He parts his tea. How did Moses part the red sea? Part something. Part something. How did Moses part the red sea? How did he get across?

I have no idea. Part tea, part milk. Long from Bible. How did Moses make his tea? I was going to Arkansas. How did he make his tea? Yeah. How does it go?

How does Moses make his tea? Okay, how do you make tea? You steep it. You put the tea bag. Okay, give me some other words for making tea. Tea bag. It's a wordplay here. Okay, if this will help, how does Moses make his coffee?

He stirs it up. What do you do? What's coffee and tea having coffee? Half and half. You machine. You brew it. You home brew it. He brew it?

He brew it. He brewed. He brews it. He bruised it. He bruised it. Yes. Let's go. Dang it.

Okay. Oh, man. Wow. We fought for that second one. Be proud. Hey, keep your head high. Yeah. He bruised it.

We didn't get to four, but keep your head high. We gave it all we had, didn't we? Wow, we did. You feel good about yourself. Yeah. Sometimes it doesn't work out. As long as you gave it, you're all. That's all that matters.

Wow, I feel good. This attitude of yours right now, Bobby. Yeah. Didn't have a lot of sleep last night I feel good I just Moses that was out of my range Yeah you guys like this How do Moses cross the Red Sea

How did Moses cross the Red Sea How did Moses cross the Red Sea How did he get across Why does that song sound like another one? Well glory Hallelujah That's it Okay that's the investigative corny

You want to yell? All right Clear eyes Pool hearts Can't lose Thank you all for being here today. We're very happy. You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here. You ever go in? Okay, St. Patrick's Day. You go on, you buy a four-leaf clover piece of paper and write your name on it. It's like five bucks in the local school. Yeah. Like it's like a charity thing.

Oh yeah, yeah. You see him on the window. Yes. At Christmas, they do angels on trees. And so lunchbox is filling out of form to be an angel. Like to be a kit. Not to be the person to buy, but to have his own angel on a tree so someone could buy him stuff. No. Oh my gosh. He's not doing that. Real. For real. That's what I said. I was like, I don't think it's a good idea. It ain't illegal. There's nothing illegal about doing it.

You're right. It's not a crime. It's not a crime. So I signed up to be an angel. Like to be, I don't know if you're called an angel, but someone can pick me off the tree now. I put up three items. And listen, they may not pick me and they may not want to give me my three items.

But I thought, you know, other people do it. So why would I not at least try to get my Christmas wishes granted? He said we don't back. and check everybody else on the angel tree. Why would we back out and check him? Right. And he had a point there. That's the only point he made in the whole thing.

We don't know if it's where it's going for the most part. We just do it in hope that our hearts lead us in a direction that helps somebody who needs it. Right. But you don't need it. And you're probably taken away from somebody another angel on the tree that would need it. What makes their needs more than my needs? Probably not able to have a Christmas. You have a good job.

You have a Christmas. Like, I don't. What did he ask? I'm glad you asked That's up to him to share Well you know I have never had a pair of Jordans Ever in my life

Kids I would see them on TV and I was like Man I always want a pair of Jordans I've never had one Brand new Jordans are coming out So I signed up for the Jordan 11 Varsity Red Those are But those are hard to get inexpensive

Okay But if you're going to be an angel You know what angels do? They make miracles happen Oh Okay. It's also hard to get them. So it's going to be hard for somebody to get them.

But go ahead. Next one. Okay. When I run, I don't know how far I'm running or how long I've been running because I don't have a watch. I don't have a runner's watch. So I am looking for the Garmin four runner 95 solar. How much is that going to run? By the way, this is so stupid.

I'm only laughing because it's so absurd. Hundreds of dollars. It's $5. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Garmin? That's like really nice. Yeah, I need a runner's watch.

It's the best one of 2022. 599. It better make my legs move for $599. Yeah. Or $599 on Amazon or $609 at Walmart. Okay. And then last but not least, the Arali Pro Ball. It's the official World Cup soccer ball.

I need a new soccer ball. And to have one that was, you know, the same one that they used the World Cup, it only cost you $165 at Adidas.com. Hmm. Wow. Now, do they all go on to one angel? Yeah, I think it's just me. I put it what I my wish list

and like if someone wants to buy me one of those or two of those or all three of those they select me and then they'll mail it to me so I am hoping that someone comes through So you just put your address on there? Yeah Huh Sounds a good idea huh I mean

You put your age? Yeah Okay, if you put your age Are you gonna put your real age though? No oh oh oh got it See now you're lying So there's an age line but you're not going to put your real age Right I'll just leave a blank

Oh okay so he's not lying then Yeah Okay just let to blank What five-year-old is asking for a Garmin, 225, solar powered? So, yeah, I went to the website. I signed up and said, hey, do you need help this Christmas Seas? And I said, don't cry, buddy. I know it's times a tough.

Are you all right? And I said, yeah, I need a pair of Jordan, Varsity Red, 11. And then I said, oh, you know what? When I go running, I need a watch so I don't get along. This is absurd. You guys can call us if you'd like to, you know. Maybe they want to share with, no, they don't want to buy it for you. Or they do, and I can send them the link to where I signed up.

I mean. Our phone number is 8777. And I'll send it to Morgan. She can post my wish list. No, we're not doing that either. 877-77 Bobby. That's our phone number. If you have something you want to say to Lunchbox.

I hope you're all having good tidings today. But wait. What? Did Amy and Eddie didn't even vote? Vote on a lot. Oh, I felt like their face voted. He knows how we voted. Okay.

Should Lunchbox put an angel up, Amy? No. Eddie? Absolutely not. Okay. I would have voted yes, Lunchbox. See? Okay.

Okay. Lunchbox has a request, and if we all agree, we are going to meet his request in a second. I know the segment we just did annoys you the angels he wants to get an angel but he

we got this we're gonna get to it in a minute secondly I saw a news story and I again I have so many of these I saw it what I love talking about

more than anything The end of the world Apollollic Apocalypse Apocalypse I don't know why Apocalypse Yeah this is one

that's gonna blow your mind It's gonna blow your mind Eddie you just saw you This is gonna blow your mind I like this Alien It's coming up like three minutes Yeah

Tomorrow By the way, Coach McGuire head football coach at Texas Tech will be on 25 whistles, our football show. I want to shout out to all the head coaches that have come on. Coach McGuire, Texas Tech, Coach Trailer at UTSA, coach Bemer at South Carolina, Coach Pittman at Arkansas, Clark Lee at Vandy, Nathan Brown at UCA. We have the Kansas State head coach coming on. But you know the two coaches that said that wouldn't come on? Who's that? Debo at Clemson.

Dabo. He's already been. Debo. Debo. Debo. Dabo. He's already been. Debo.

Debo. Debo. I play with Debo Sanjals on Madden. He's not running back. Yeah, I got him mixed up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Dabo won't come on from Clemson. And Coach Venables at OU wouldn't come on.

Those are the two that wouldn't come on. Oh, they're both Clemson dudes. Venables is a Clemson guy. I wonder if Dabo... Oh, told him. Dang. But they won't come on, but we don't want to thank all the coaches that do come on. Yeah.

We appreciate you. They're awesome. Yeah, and everybody, all the coaches that didn't, let's just say, we may not lift the curse. Boom. Okay, we're coming back with those segments next. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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about aliens. I don't even know that I believe in him, but I don't not believe in them. You can't not believe in something you can't see. A man claiming to have worked for the CIA, because apparently he did. He once opened up about all this stuff back in the day, and they came to him and said, shut up. And he said, now, he wants to let it be known

because he's about to die. Back in 1998, he sat down with a journalist, and he said, I'm going to tell you everything. But after he got into the interview, the CIA said, you should stop.

And so he did, because he knew what that meant. So here we are, 15 years later, he's talking out. He spoke to UFO researcher, Richard Dolan, with the documentary,

and he said he was once taken to Area 51 to analyze items, found by the U.S. government, among which was a spaceship that allegedly crashed and landed in July 1947 in Roswell, New Mexico. Quote, it took us 13 or 15 miles south to S4, where there were different garage door openings, and in these garage door openings, they had different saucer crafts. It was in Roswell, and it was kind of crashed up, and it looked like every alien had died, except for a couple. It was really strange because it looked like heavy aluminum foil, but the whole thing only weighed about 150 pounds. He said, we also viewed the autopsy film, and he said, we also viewed the

autopsy film and the colonel said check this out and it was a gray alien like that's the color of the alien gray he said I thought we had no idea we were going to see the real thing but we saw it on film and they said what did the gray alien look like and he said well it didn't look human as far as skin tone

but its head was normal human size head just a little bigger but the nose was very very small the brain was way bigger on the part of the head and the ears just looked like holes and the mouth was very small. Huh. Former CIA.

Sandy saw a gray alien being deposed. That's crazy, man. Come on! That's really cool. Roswell! So that means they're still there. Oh my gosh, guys.

If it's real. You know what happens when you get older? You start losing your mind. Oh, you think that's it? Yes. Man, I just want to believe so much. I do too. Let's say this is not right.

We're not being told everything. We found out all the time we've been lied to. And sometimes we need to be lied to. Yes. To protect ourselves. So there's not mayhame. What's the odds? That's true. 100% means obviously it's for sure true. Zero means no chance at all. Amy.

5%? Eddie? 40. 40. I feel like 5's high though. I mean, I don't believe it, but I feel like 10%. Like a 1 in 10 shot of an alien on camera being like, yeah, here's what happened, John. So we're coming down the highway, right? We turned at the left star. And before you know, boom. And if your life's threatened and they tell you,

you don't say anything. When are you going to start talking? You ain't saying nothing. Until you're about to die. Until you're about to die. Then if you say something, what are they going to do? Kill you. You're dying anyway. Great. Great. Kill me then. That's what I'm talking about.

I love this. Or it's like, oh, I'm going to go out with like a final word and maybe they're going to believe me. Or he's like, I'm dying. I'm going to do a prank. Yes. Yeah, I'm going to get there. That's the 60%. Lunchbox is doing a big ask from all of us. Oh, boy.

We're going to talk about it in just a second. I have a lot of callers that are upset with Lunchbox. And I will get to them. Good. But I want to do the news first. They're just upset he wants to have an angel on one of those angel trees that gets him gifts. So I will let them say their piece. First, the news.

Bobby's Big. Stories. From WPTV, quote, I fought a shark and I won. She's 10 years old. That's awesome. Jasmine Carney is her name. She found herself in the presence of a shark Sunday afternoon. Something grabbed me, she said.

It looked pretty big. It was gray. It hurt. So she kicked it right in the face. She came running up to the beach, her grandmother says, yelling, Nana, Nana, something bit me, something bit me. And there was blood everywhere. They went to a lifeguard.

She was flown by a helicopter to Palm Beach Children's Hospital at St. Mary's Medical Center on West Palm Beach. She's going to be fine. I don't know if she, I don't think she lost a limb. I think it just got her. Bitter. Good. But luckily, that kick, like in the face and it's stunned and let it go.

That's what they say, man. Punching the nose. or poke its eyes out. Here's the thing about punching in water, though, it's hard. Yes. Like, you can try, but it's like you lose 80% of it as soon as it hits water. Maybe you, here's what I would do. I'd go swimming in the ocean, but I'd have chicken liver from my pocket.

And then if a shark bit me, I'd pull the liver above the water, make the shark's nose come out of the water, pop it. Oh, lure. Yeah. You feel like having those in your pocket is going to attract more. Well, now you've run my... That's why the shark got there in the first place. What I'm doing to defend it's actually making it come. Next up from the Daily Mail

A human skull belonging to a woman Was found inside a backpack on the interstate Oh no I would think it was a joke or a prop school I don't think I would if I just saw a skull I would think it was a real human skull I don't think I guess An inmate was on clean up duty

With the Department of Corrections Picked up a backpack Looked in it Skull Whoa Like clean school Oregon State police said They believe the skull was a female

In her 30s or 40s It was taken to the state medical examines examiner's office in hopes of identifying the victim is just on the side of the road in a backpack. Like, where are you going with that backpack? Why did you have it in a backpack? How did you get it? Well, that's why I see if it was like real clean and put together, like did they work in like a science place? I bet you it wasn't a scientist. I don't think so, Amy.

It's either scientist or cartel. Yeah, I guess it depends on the backpack. Proof of death. What style of that? Yeah, the style, the brand. Nearly 40 years after their launch, Hot Pockets are branching into the stuff. the merch world with the release of some limited edition cargo shorts. The shorts are especially designed for winter warriors because one of the pockets will be hot.

It's an insulated pocket. That's funny. And it stays warm. That's cool. No matter how cold it is outside. So the shorts also come with the matching hoodie. The hoodie says irresistibly hot, but the hot pockets, hot pocket shorts go on sell December 12th. It's from food and wine.

A man is facing jail time after turning a Toyota into a Ferrari F-430. This is the weirdest story to me because I didn't know you couldn't do this. I never thought about it. He didn't steal anything. But this guy, 26 years old, was slapped with forgery and breach of trademarks when it was discovered that his Ferrari wasn't a Ferrari. It turns out the Ferrari F430's been sporting around was a modified Toyota M.R. Coop. They had just changed some, like built it to look like a Ferrari and then put a Ferrari logo on it. And that's illegal?

He could do it for, did you try to sell it or it was just for himself? Cops called in some experts to be sure. They determined the car was a Toyota in disguise. and I don't think he was selling. I never saw he was selling it in the story, and I read the story twice. It looks awesome, though. You can do whatever you want.

You can have fake stuff all you want. Yeah, man. People alter their clothes all the time. Designer stuff's fake. It shouldn't be. But I'm saying, you don't go to jail for buying a fake Louis Vuitton purse. Right.

If somebody's making them and they're found, they're probably getting trouble, but the person buying it doesn't. Huh. But that's a weird story, but it does look awesome. Wednesday had the biggest opening week for an English language series on Netflix

with 341 million hours of viewing. Wednesday is the Adams family daughter. Wednesday. It's about her and she goes to school. Morgan, you watched Wednesday? Was it you who watched it? No, I just have seen a lot of TikTok videos about her and her not blinking.

Okay, I saw that too. But she doesn't really blink in real life either, right? No, like it's a thing that she does, and it just so happened that it portrayed really well in the character. She has some condition or she doesn't need to blink as much as we do? Yeah. And I thought it was the character Wednesday and I thought man to be this role and they don't want you to blink while you're shooting

you always have to think about that while you're acting but it turns out she just really doesn't blink as much as a normal human her eyes don't need whatever that lubrication is that we need as much so it's massive the Adams family was a black and white show from well Eddie was a kid but we weren't we hadn't been born was not on TV when I was a kid mm-hmm reruns young adult then yeah but Wednesday is the daughter and that is from the Hollywood reporter apparently it's a really great show on Netflix. I wonder if kids can watch it. Well, my daughter's 15 and she watched it and loved it. She did, okay.

And she didn't know much about the original Adam's family. She should ask Eddie, do a report. Eddie, what was it like? Stop. I always like the Munsters better than the Adams family, though, when it came to watching the old reruns. I felt like Herman Munster was funnier than the Adams family was funny. I never saw the Munsters, but people would call me Eddie Munster as a kid when I was a kid. Never knew what that meant or who that was.

Probably born the same year, the Munsters ended their run. Okay. That's not true. Remember when several categories were removed from the Oscars while they're putting them back in a next year's ceremony. The Oscars are, award shows are just way too long. I only did this story to go. The shows are too long. Because I also don't remember.

Yeah, yeah. That they removed anything. I don't remember what they did put in. I never remember what they don't put in. It's just too long. We've got to stop with the three-hour award shows. I don't care what the award show is. I wouldn't even want to see a three-hour award show where they're awarding me different categories of things I've done.

Even that I get tired of. Two hours, 58 minutes for that, Max. Not a bad show, though. Yeah, as I'm saying, probably get a good ratings. But no, no, let's stop the CMAs, Oscars. 90 minutes, max. Let's go.

And we don't need a lot of songs that we've never heard before. And sometimes you have to do it because the artist won't come on. Okay, well, the artists won't come on. We're good. I don't need to do that much. But like the Oscars,

I'll have people up there. I've never heard it. What is this? It's an instrumental version of some song from a Disney movie where they do opera with cellos. We got to watch it for three minutes? I don't want to.

cut all that crap. I'll tell you what, I'll be king of award shows. And I will tell people what we need to have in them. Here's what we don't have in them. Anything over 90 minutes. The end, it's fixed. And then we need games. We need games during award shows.

Like a game show on stage? Quickly, like a couple segments. Yeah. We need roasting. Challenges. Roasting's fun. Roastin's funny. But then people get slapped.

Well, yeah, or I get, you know, called out. Or that. For a bit I did. But it makes the news, you know? Pink, the artist, spent $5,000 on a painting made by a chimpanzee. Hmm. Wow. Who gets to keep that money?

The zoo or whatever? It is a charity thing. Okay. But the monkey, slap, slap, slap, page six. $5,000 so for a celebrity, if it were $500,000, I would go, man, rich people spend their money on dumb stuff. $5,000 and it goes to a charity. I'm cool with it. I just thought.

Yeah, save the chimps. Yeah, I don't know if that's what they're doing. But the monkeys should get paid a little bit, right? The monkey's agent sucks. He asks for three bananas. That's terrible. Three bananas. There's no idea.

Their currency's different than ours. killer robots are happening. San Francisco police has allowed for there to be killer robots. Dang. I don't like the killer part. That's not good. Police and, okay, what if they said

justice serving robots. That's better. You like that one. That's what they should have done. We need some of those around here. Robocop. Oh, yeah. Drop it.

Police in San Francisco will have the ability to deploy potentially lethal, remote control robots in emergency situations after supervisors of the city granted permission and a board vote. This is Robocop.

Mm-hmm. Oh. Under this policy, SFPD is authorized to use robots to carry out deadly force in extremely limited situations. Here's a problem. Those robots are going to get a mind of their own. Right. Or they're going to, like, their eyes are not going to detect the right person. I mean, I guess if they say it's an extreme or dangerous situation, so hopefully it'll all be under control.

Yeah, then you're going to kill everybody. Yeah, someone's going to hack those robots. Yeah, I just think that too, but planes aren't getting hacked. I don't know how you do that. Well, you don't know how to hack a robot. You don't know how to hack it. You don't know how to hack it. That's very true.

That's from KRON4. Finally, a woman who ate weed-laced wedding food is suing the caterer from the New York Post. It took months, but a Florida caterer is being sued after allegedly serving marijuana-laced food at a wedding earlier this year. A woman who attended the event in February is suing, accusing Jocelyn Bryan of lacing food with poisonous levels of cannabis. The court docs said the woman had no idea the food contained marijuana and is seeking damages. Samples of food served at the event outside of Orlando were sent to a lab for testing. And it was discovered. The lasagna and bread tested positive for THC.

That's great. How do you do that? How do you put that in lasagna? That's a great question. So, like, instead of oregano, put a little, little stuff up. Oh, so you put the, like, the crumpled up plant? Yeah, it's like, it's like a seasoning. Really?

Or it's like, yeah, and it's blended so fine that you can't. It still works the same? I don't. Like, if I go. You wouldn't know if it's in the food. Yeah, because you can bake it in. Brownies, but I don't know. But you wouldn't take, you wouldn't, well, I don't know.

Lazzania, though. Is nothing sacred? Nothing, man. Dang, lasagna. Put up my soup and salad next to Olive Garden? Tomato soup. Dang. But she's the only person from that wedding suing. Everybody else was happy.

They all were like, this is the great wedding ever. Who do we pay? Yeah. That's from the New York Post. That's the news. Those were. Bobby's big. Stories. Well, look what you done and did, lunchbox.

What? A lot of angry callers. Will you just reset what you want? This is about 45 minutes ago. Reset the idea that you brought to the show. Yeah, there's angel trees where you go online and you sign up for Christmas gifts, and then people go and they adopt an angel and they buy those people gifts. So I want to sign up with a pair of New Jordan Elite 11, I think, Varsity Red,

a Garmin running watch, and an official World Cup soccer ball. You know, it's for people that need it. Yeah. I've never had Jordans. But you don't need it. luckily, and I'll say this, when I was a kid, there were years I wouldn't have got a single Christmas present. And it wasn't an angel, but the church would buy us presents and bring it to us and wrapped gifts. We would have had no Christmas if it wasn't for the church.

And so when you say stuff like this, I'm like, okay, is he doing this for attention? Would he really go through with it? I also laugh because it's so absurd. Oh, but you know he would accept it. If someone offers it to him? Absolutely. It's so absurd he would even think about doing it. If someone wants to buy me a present, let's do it.

but you're on an angel tree with probably a bunch of kids who don't get presents. Okay. I don't get presents? Yes, you do. I think ammibian on the tree and somebody picking another adult who doesn't need something and then I don't get a present. Yeah, I know. That would make me mad. Valerie in New Hampshire is on the phone.

We've got to just a couple people want to have a nice word with you. I bet you some people are on my side. Yeah, well, let's see how they go. Valerie is. Valerie, you're up. Thank you. I am not on your side. I am a special educator of over 40 years.

and the idea of your needs versus actual wants are two entirely different things. I'm absolutely disgusted by the degree to which you are morally bankrupt. Oh, that's a really nice way to put it. Yep. Okay. No morals. What is your response?

My response is no one needs anything. We all want. Wait, no, no, no, you do need things. Like food. Yeah, but these angel trees are about toys and things you want. Like a Spider-Man bike. Do you need that or do you want that? Okay, but it's also important for some kids too.

They do need love and care. And presents are away this time of year to feel that. Exactly. And I want to feel that love too when I have New Jordans on my feet for the first time of my life. I've never had a pair. What's up with that watch? Why is it so expensive? It's like a $600 running watch.

Yeah, it is pretty awesome. This reviewer says it is his favorite watch ever and is becoming his daily watch that he uses every day. Valerie, I really appreciate you calling the show and spending a few minutes with us. Because I agree with you. It's just so absurd. It's so absurd. My mind wouldn't even get there to think about that, much less do it. It's reprehensible, quite honestly.

As an educator for over 40 years, myself and all of my colleagues, we give of ourselves for our students every single day in relation to material goods. We have students who don't come in with food, who don't have clothes, who don't have clothes, who don't have jackets. Those are needs. You're in red sneakers. You are crazy for thinking that. Have you ever had a pair of Jordans?

That's so disgusted. I actually have no respect for you with regard to this, to be honest. And if you want to, if you don't, you should protest, don't listen to the show for a couple weeks if you're that mad. You can show him.

I hope you stay with the show. But if you're that mad, you know, maybe, you know, stick it to us. Maybe we deserve it because of him. I get it. I hope you don't. But if I were so mad at something, I'd be like, you know what? I'm not doing this anymore. No, because then she's going to miss when someone adopts me on the angel tree. Oh, the update? Yeah. You're going to get adopted. Yeah. If anybody adopts him. They have to do some sort of background check, right? He can't just sign that. They have to. They have to. I don't think you should do it. I can't control you, obviously. I don't know your true intentions here. If it's to just be funny on the radio, if it's to actually get a watch. I'd love the watch. I think the watch is my number one. Then the Jordan's, then the soccer ball.

Because right now it's wintertime. Can't really go out and use the soccer ball for a couple months. I don't know what to think here. Valerie, thank you. You represent a lot of listeners in their feelings, so thank you for calling. Okay, goodbye. Valerie, I didn't do anything.

She's like, mm-hmm. I mean, just imagine all the memories I can make with my kids outside kicking that World Cup soccer ball. You can buy that for your kids. You can buy it. You're able. you have a good job, make it good, everything's good. You got a haircut, I see?

I can get no haircut. Your bangs are trimmed back a little bit? There's no hair cut them. Maybe it's just, I don't know, maybe I come on the side or something. I know that we're kind of saying, well, we didn't do anything, but also I feel like he does this sort of thing because he knows that we'll talk about it because it's so ridiculous, and then here we are talking about it. But then he'll do it, though.

He's winning. Right, but then he'll do it. He'll actually do it, and I don't want him to do it. Okay. Let's go over to Holly and Alabama, who has a couple things to say. Holly, what do you think about this? Hey, Bobby. Morning, studio. Morning. Why are you so peppy right now?

I thought she's going to adopt me. She sounds like she's going to adopt me. Oh, you think college want to adopt you already? Okay. Holly, go ahead. I'm sorry. Actually, I'm trying to smile through the tears because my sister's house just recently burnt. Right here, it was a week before Thanksgiving. And so they were completely out of everything. And I really just think it's selfish lunchbox because she has three children. They're living with two other family members, so there's like eight people in a house right now that they're trying to accommodate because my sister's also a caregiver for my stepfather.

When my mom passed, we vowed to take care of him. And, you know, there are people reaching out to her, thank God, because they know that her kids may not have a Christmas or much of a Christmas if it wasn't for them helping. She's going to be out of her house for at least four to six months. Wow. And there's just no words to explain how you have a good job. You have a bed to go sleep on at night. She doesn't have that right now. Do you have a Venmo or a cash app, Holly?

Hold on, hold on. Holly, do you have a Venmo or a cash app? I have those. Okay. Here's what I'm going to do. And I'm just going to believe you because I didn't say. But I want to make sure, because, again, sometimes I feel like I'm selfish and that I was want to help people that went through the crap that I went through as a kid.

So I'm going to keep a picture. on hold. I'm going to Venmo you $500 you $500 right after this call and I want you to buy presents for those. No, no. I'm not doing it for any other reason except I was that kid. It's very selfish. It's very selfish giving from being honest. I was that kid who did not get anything except

for the generosity of other people and now that I can do it, I'm very happy to do it. So I'm going to take your Venmo don't hang up and but you have to promise me you're going to buy those kids presents and you can be get a couple closed you get a couple clothes things, but not a lot because if you, I mean, if you send me

you know, an email or something to send you pick. I will send you picked, Chris. I don't need pictures, Holly, but just I mean, I promise. Oh, you got it. You know, I have done everything I can. And I just think lunchbox, it should be more about his children. He's got three healthy, beautiful children. And, you know, yes, I would love

to have a new pair of, you know, hokas or Brooks or something like that, which seems kind of, you know, may not seem to much to y'all. But for me, I'm struggling as a family, trying to help my sister who is displaced and struggling you know, as a caregiver and with three small children.

Yeah, I think that's... Yeah, and that's why you should with that money, the Jordan 11s, Varsity Red, it's going to look awesome. Stop, stop. Stop. I'm going to... You're such an idiot. You're such an idiot. It's so funny because he's such an idiot. Like, what human thinks like that? That's why I think

is just pushing our buttons. Okay. Holly, do not hang up, okay? Because I'm going to get this. I'm going to send it to you within the next 10 minutes. Wait, how come you adopt that angel and you don't adopt this angel? I do. I tell you get a paycheck. I adopted you 15 years ago. She called and gave us a perfect example. 19 years. I've adopted you

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My night last night, Caitlin and I went and boxed last night. We didn't fight each other. We went to boxing. I was everything okay, man? I was. We did a boxing workout together. She's a beast. She's a beast on the bag.

And so we did that. Then we went home and she cooked some dinner. She has now started to make a crust. I'm not a big fish guy, but I'm trying to eat a little less red meat. And so she will make fish. She's a great cook. And she didn't invent something, but she's found a cracker that I really like and is making that the crust on the fish, so I'll eat more of it.

That's legit. Because I'm like a child. Sure, that's what you do with kids, yeah. Crumbles it up. Yeah, and so she gives me the bag of crackers and goes, okay, smash it up. I'm a child. That's exactly what I do with my kids. I'm over there going, do, duh, duh, smashing it.

And then she makes a crust, and it makes a fish. really good. And I get about half to fish. Then I just cut the crust off the fish and eat just the crust for the half part. No, no. See, that's what the kids do. But she's getting me to eat half a piece of fish. And so we did that. And then we watched Yellowstone last night, the newest episode, it still got me. And I worried once he became the governor. This is not a spoiler because it's just, they tease it in the commercials. I haven't watched it and I know that he's the governor. And I was like, man, this could really go south. But they've still got me. They still got me. Beth is really me to Jamie all the time. That's awesome, though, dude. That's awesome, but it's also like chill. But there was a song last night, a Zach Bryan song that they played. And I'm annoying, especially to this room about Zach Brian, because I was a big Zach Brian fan a long time ago because Caitlin would watch him on TikTok. And he grew up near where she grew up. And she would be like, this guy's really good.

And then he's blown up. And so we've been listening to Zach Brian for a long time. I didn't discover him, but she found him way early when he was starting to blow up. And the song of The Good I'll Do was on last night on Yellowstone, We play this. Awesome, man. So they were playing on Yellowstone last night. It's just like, dang.

And with you guys, I take credit. But with Kailant's was like, you know, I told you about him. And I'm like, yes, sh. You can't say anything. Yeah, with her, I got nothing. But, yeah, big, big Zach Bryan fan. But now that he's blowing up, I don't say it as much anymore because everybody is. And rightfully so, but I'm that guy.

I hate being that guy. Yeah, I saw a Colplay back once at a gymnasium. I've been that guy. Yeah, with who? I saw Kings of Leon way before everyone did, man. I mean way before. No one knew Kings of Leon. And then they blew up and everyone was like, oh, you ever seen Kings of Leon?

They're so good. Shut up. I felt that. I felt that. I want to address this real quick. It has to do with lunchbox, but we can get to it. I just want to know the facts here. You are asking the show, I mean, it's Thursday.

I don't know if you can even make it in time. You would like us to send you for the show to Qatar or Qatar or the World Cup. You think you can get there in time. Yep. I need to go cover the USA game. This is the biggest soccer match in the USA's history men's national team. If we send me on the ground, I get interviews with the players behind these scenes. How are you going to set that up?

We've set nothing up. And I don't think you can. Oh, guys, we are the biggest company in the world. We are huge. We are the Bobby Bone Show. And we go. None of that is true except we're the Bobby Bone Show. The biggest company in the world.

I mean, what is he talking about? Nothing. He just says stuff and hopes nobody stops him. Go ahead. And so you send me on a flight over there. I get there. I go to the game. I interview people.

I have all these stories. I report back. live from Cutter, Qatar, Qatar, whatever you call. There's our boss. He just walked through the window. Grab him real quick. Hey, Rod. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Throw headphones on her real quick. Wow, the timing, dude.

This is Destiny. Might get your ticket. Hey, Lunchbox wants us to get him a quick ticket to Qatar so he can cover the World Cup for the show. We would be the only radio show there, and you know how many people would be like, dang, we should have, we should have that on. Any chance? Why would we be the only radio show?

Yeah, he just says stuff. Okay, all right. Let's move on. Any chance we would send him last minute. For Saturday's game? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. By the way, why is that the biggest match ever? I don't think that's true yet.

Oh, it's true. No, we've been to this round before. You can't just say something, lunchmark, and we have to agree with it. Yeah, we've been to this round before. But I mean, it's an exciting game. Let's go. What do we...

It should only cost about $8,000. Wrong. Okay, so if it's under $8,000 you send me... What do you have? How much? Well, if you want to send me on the 15-hour flight, it's $3,200. Or you can send me on the 21-hour flight. It's only $1,600.

bucks. Is that round trip? Is it first class? I don't know what that means. I don't know how to do first class. Mank, okay. So $1,600. Where are you going to stay? You need a hotel. Do you have a passport? Guys, if I do this, I get there two hours before the game. You're going to risk that not being delayed internationally after you pay $600

bucks? Yeah, 100%. I can't even fly to New York for a work thing and get there on time. 100%. I get off the plane. I go straight to the stadium. Woo! USA! USA! Party all night. Report back to you live. and when we win, I'll probably have to extend my stay, then we'll get a hotel room. Do you have a passport?

Yeah. Any chance we could do $600? $1,600, there's a chance. Yeah, this sounds more like $10,000, though, let's be honest. I have the flight right here. Hotels are crazy. They don't have Airbnb? You're going to fly over there without having a hotel?

Yeah. You're out of your mind. You'll meet another American. They'll be like, what up? USA! Stay in our hotel room. He's going to end up a new story He's going to end up dead

He's the hostage Okay, thank you Thank you Rod. Appreciate that. Hey, what's the deal with Zach Bryan? Oh my gosh, that's a loaded question. Meaning Meaning

Do they have a song that they're Because I love Zach Brian, you do too obviously. Yeah, something in the orange is a song being kind of worked to radio right now Yeah? Asking for a radio airplay. And then what, so what do you think about it? Look, I think it's a crazy, interesting song.

I mean, his fan bases is all over it. He sells concert tickets like crazy. But it's not mainstream country music, right? Most mainstream country fans are into a certain sound, and this is left of that sound. Oh, man, I love it. Yeah, of course you love it. I love it.

It is my favorite. Guys, how did Zach Bryan take over this? We're talking about USA and sending me to Qatar. Like, Zach Brian can wait. Like, he'll be around. The World Cup comes and goes every four years. It's good. You like Zach, but you like it.

Oh yeah, I like it. We just get to figure out where it fits in the grand scheme of... Is there an issue with people? Like, I'm not using this song as an example. If a song's really, really slow, the people, just general public, if you look at all the data, they're like, I don't want to hear a slow song? No, the slow song, the slow part of it doesn't matter. Oh, okay.

It doesn't matter. Oh, cool. Just try to figure out which group of people are most interested. I mean, it streams bigger than any song in the country, period. Like, that song by itself, biggest streaming song we have. You know what kind of people like it, everybody? And if they don't, they haven't heard it yet. Yeah, I don't agree with that yet, but it remains to be seen.

So there's still a shot? Oh, yeah. Oh, there's a great shot. Love to hear that. I loved it. I never even met the guy. You met him? Have you met him?

Yeah, I never met him either. I thought he was supposed to do an interview on your show, by the way. He was, and I think I got sick or something. I don't know. Something happened. Yeah, it was my fault. It was supposed to be the only radio interview in the country. Was that happening?

Let's get that done. That was the one we talked about where you had to be a travel. Oh, okay, got it. Yeah, no, yeah. Okay, cool. Let's hook it up. All right. Rod, thank you, buddy.

Appreciate that. I hope you're good. Hello. Do we get an answer? I think we did. You don't have a hotel. Yeah, we got the answer. Okay, hotels, cutter.

You have to be very clear with him. Just say, I think it's a no. We'll do it in the post show. We'll go to the post show and we'll see what, if you can present a full budget and it's less than $2,500 bucks, all in. All in. Oh my gosh. We could probably send you to Africa.

The Grand Hyatt Doa Hotel and Villas, $202 a night. I mean, guys, we have hotels right here. That's not expensive. You're out of your mind. Okay, we got to go. Ray's looking at me. It's a five-star hotel for $202. Yeah, but a cutter, their scale is $10. I don't care. Okay, thank you.

Bobby Bone Show. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Gastonia, North Carolina. A 35-year-old man went to Wendy, said, hey, man, I want one of those baconator meals, and when you put a thing, a barbecue sauce in the bag. Got his baconator meal, looked in there, there's no barbecue sauce. Instead of just asking for barbecue sauce, hey, you forgot it? He pulled a gun and said, why did you forget my barbecue sauce?

There is no more intense name of a sandwich ever than Baconator. Baconator. So the guy's a little too intense as well. Because he ordered a baconator? Well, it's just, you know, the kind of person that orders a baconator is a person wants to go all in. But yeah, there's no need for the gun. But think about it. Name another sandwich that has an intense name like a Baconator.

It sounds like Terminator. Yeah. Like. I can't. alligator, a baconator. You can't. Nope. So what do you expect when you don't give somebody a baconator?

They're going to get upset. But don't pull a gun. I get it though. When you open that bag and there's no... You get it by going, hey, can I please have a... Yeah, I asked for barbecue sauce. Did you mind? Right, right, right, right. All right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

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