The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full Show) We Find Out If We're Lottery Winners + Lunchbox's Bathroom Stall Conversations + We Discuss Accidental Cheating

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

We address some in-studio drama about the lottery. Scuba Steve bought a couple lottery tickets yesterday, we find out if we won any money and if there is a new lottery leader in the group. Plus, Lunchbox explains how he gets strangers to talk to him in bathroom stalls and we hear their conversations. Then, we discuss what sceneries we think count as accidental cheating.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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give us peace this morning from Sam Houston State University, which is not the same university as Stephen F. Austin University. Correct. Because I was talking to Eddie, I said, where'd you go to college? Stephen F. Austin, he goes, no, Sam Houston. That's a rival. Yeah, man. Didn't mean to insult you. Here he is our video producer, Eddie.

Guys, I came on recently and said, I was so happy because I'm done buying diapers. My three-year-old is potty train. And now out of nowhere, he does not want to potty in the poo anymore because he says there's sharks in the toilet. How did he hear or see that there were sharks? Is it just water? No clue. He looks in the hole. He's like, I don't want to sit there.

There's sharks in there. And I don't want to sit there. He's going to bite my butt. Did one of his older brothers tell him that? Because that doesn't come out of nowhere. That's a good point. I don't know. I will ask, I'll interrogate the whole family.

But yeah, out of nowhere, he just says, I'm not going to do it anymore. That's the thing. It's not out of nowhere. Maybe to you. Somebody put that in his mind. I agree. All right, Eddie. Up next, he did not win the lottery last night, even though he tried so, so hard.

Here he is. Lunchbox, speaking to the lottery, I think I'm going to shift my focus of lottery because Bobby did point out that I haven't been playing scratch-offs and maybe scratch-offs

is the smart way to go because there's a... I don't know. It's not smart. He's never said that. He's never said that. He's never said that. Right, because I spent $150 last night. So I bought 75 tickets

and I won $12. So I'm thinking with scratch-offs, there's a limited amount that are produced and there's guaranteed winners in those. That's true.

So maybe. Maybe I need to say bye-bye to Powerball and Mega Millions and say hello scratch-offs. A North Carolina won one won three million bucks on a $30 scratch off. Oh, wow. That's a sign. That's inspiring. That is a sign. That is crazy.

That is crazy. All right. Up next, her first ever live event. She's doing a podcast in Wichita next month or November? November 5th. November 5th. And you guys can still get tickets. Just go over to Bobbybones.com.

You can find the link up there. Here she is. Amy, everybody. So my son and I were driving in the. car and Nelly came on the radio ride with me. And instantly my son goes to change it. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? This is a jam. And he's like, no, this song is horrible. So I switch it back to the pop station and we turn it up and I make him listen to the whole song as I sing along, windows down, blaring it. He still didn't like it. And it just made me feel

very old. I had to look up when it came out and I mean, it just took me back. It's 2009. That was a jam, right? Yeah. It's pretty good. Yeah. Wasn't Nelly's finest work? It wasn't right with me? It was toward the end of Nelly after life. It's more of Poppy Nelly. Oh.

Hey, must be the money. Money. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, it's fine. It's good, but also. Just because we thought it was cool, does, I struggle for about the first two hours. I clench my jaw so hard at night when I sleep. This is a new thing that I can't even open my mouth all the way.

I probably have 50% open. I can get this far out here. And through the morning, I'll take it and I'll just pull my mouth apart as hard as I can. I put one hand on the lower part of my teeth, one on the upper, and I will just stretch my mouth. And then usually about halfway through the show, I get full open and I'm able to speak normally. But I wear a guard, but that doesn't help with the clenching. It just helps my teeth to make sure my teeth don't shatter. I don't know what the deal is.

This is a whole new situation happening to me where at one point I was grinding so hard, I busted a bone in my gums and it cut its way out of the side of my gums. Crazy. Is it stress? I don't think I'm any more stress than ever. Yeah.

I'm told by my therapist that I live under constant stress or I don't realize stress. Really? Like, since it's constant and never leaves, that's just my baseline. But I guess eventually you crack and die. So good luck to me.

This is not good. Yeah, good luck to me. Oh, man. But that's the deal. You guys see me struggling over here? Like, every morning. I put my knuckles inside of my jaws and just shove my knuckles in as hard as I possibly can. Just to kind of give me some relief.

Yeah, it's like you're massaging your jaw muscles. Just to loosen them up. I wake up with them. This is all I can do. Right now. You're a stretch now? Mostly. Stretch dish.

All right, that's what's up. Thank you guys. Let's start today's show. Let's open up the mail bag. You send an email and we read it all. the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been dating a guy for about eight months. When we first started dating, he made it clear he was trying to pay off credit card debt and save and buy a house. So he did not have a lot of extra money to spend. I would consider

myself pretty low maintenance. I never expect him to pay for anything that I couldn't afford myself. We split pretty much everything 60-40 with me picking up the bill if I'd like to go out for something extra. I've recently found out that his financial situation is not quite as dire as he made it saying. Oh my God. He makes a substantial amount more than I do, and he has more than enough money saved to pay off all the debt and put a sizable down payment on a house. Am I wrong to feel misled in this situation? Whenever I bring up finances, he gets very defensive and changes the subject. Is this a red flag? Is it wrong of me to think that it shouldn't be out of the question from to take me out occasionally? Thanks for the advice.

signed girlfriend in need of a date night. I think girlfriend, you're in need of a new man. Yeah. Absolutely. That's fundamental stuff that you really should not mislead the other person with. And it's not even that you're dating early and he's like, oh, you know, I don't make as much. Because I can understand if you made a lot and you don't want to tell him that. That way they wouldn't like you a little more just for the money.

But he's also making her pay for stuff extra. And he lied and they've been together a lot. that ain't good that's as big of a red flag as you can get other than like seeing suspicious dms from other girls and i'm going no no no no that's that's not what it is like that's it that's a big fat red flag so yeah you're in need of a new man i mean obviously you have a talk with him you see what his excuse is but he's been lying to you for a long time again you've been together eight months people say i love you by then i mean i didn't people yeah people in general I might have with Caitlin.

Eight months? Maybe. I guess it's different. I just never said it to anybody. It's why I said that. With Caitlin, I might have. But yeah, this is not good. I don't think this is going to end well.

He's been lying to you the whole time. It's time for a new guy. Amy? Yeah, I mean, I want to give him the benefit of the doubt. Like, he doesn't maybe want to touch some of his savings. But he can say that. Okay. But if you're also going to be in a relationship where you're splitting things,

you have to come to the table and actually split them and not lie about why you don't want to split them. That's right. So, red flag. I'm not saying you dump him right now, but definitely have a conversation. Then dump him because you're going to dump him after it because you're not going to like his answer. Okay. He's going to lie to you then too, just for the record. Oh. Just be ready for a lie because he's been lying to the whole time. And a liar doesn't go, you know what, this time I'll be honest. Oh, okay. Well, new man. Yeah, a liar lies until they can't lie anymore. So they get trapped.

And then they will be like, okay, I'll give you a little something. And total up all the money he owes you. Venmo request him. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, you need a date night and a new man. Yeah. Oh, get the date night first. Oh, yeah, get a good day night.

Run the bill up. Then go to the bathroom and then leave. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. All right, that's the mail bag. Close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on your air. Now it's time to close Bobby's mail bag.

Yeah. We do movie reviews and TV reviews and music reviews and concert reviews, but we never review a cucumber. And that's what's about to happen here. For the first time in his life, lunchbox, to try a cucumber. Yeah. Did you want to or was it accidental? Well, what happened is they walked by at a restaurant with this tower of stuff and it looked cool. And I was like, I want one of those. I didn't know what it was. And they brought it. I said, what is it? They said, it's a cucumber salad.

I was like, huh. I never had a cucumber, though, before we get into the video. I don't eat very many salads. And if I do eat a salad, it's one with walnuts and pecans and almonds. That's basically my salad. Nuts? Like a nut mix? It has lettuce. Beaches and cream.

It has it on. You put it on lettuce and stuff, but I don't eat the normal like Caesar or the Cobb one. Isn't that the big chunk of lettuce? I've never eaten any of those. But even a normal salad. That's okay. You've never had cucumbers. Never had cucumbers.

There's a sportscaster. I think maybe Al Michaels, you may look this up. Or, yeah, who's never had a vegetable? Vegetable in general? Ever? Ever? Wow. It's one. Maybe.

Yeah, I think it's a little. can tell Michael's. Michael, you look that up? Is this day's never had a vegetable? And it's a life. How's he living? Isn't that crazy? Lunchbox has never had a cucumber. Yeah, that's crazy. It's only had a nut salad. So when you get it, are you like, I'm an experiment? I'm in Vegas. I'm like, you know what? Okay, I guess I'll go for it. Like, why not? All right, let's review the cucumber.

So I, you know, I take my fork and I stab into that cucumber and I take a bite. Whoa! It was freezing cold. It was really cold. I didn't know it was going to be that cold. And I don't like cold things Like I'm not good at chewing So I chew it Wait hold on You don't like cold things Not good at chewing

No no I like Your teeth are sensitive Yes Okay That's what I mean Like people that bite Ice cream

I can't do that Like I have to lick it I cannot bite it So This is the weirdest segment We've ever done He's not lime though Go ahead

I'm just telling you the truth So I took a bite And I was like that Like it's sensitive On my teeth And it was all right Like I don't think it was Anything special

It had a little bit of a freshness taste but I ate about two cucumber bites and I was like, all right, I'm done. And I left a salad. What do you write to cucumber? I give it one and a half stars. That's it.

Do you like pickles? Love pickles. See, pickles is a cucumber to me. But they're different. They're different. They're the same. They're the same. I just wonder if you like a pickle.

No, a pickle is delicious. Because it's a pickled cucumber. Yeah. They don't taste the same. Thank you, Amy. No, no, I'm not saying they taste the same guys, but I'm saying it literally is a cucumber. Like it's a pickled cucumber.

Okay, they may be from the same family. No, it's the same thing. It's just prepared differently. So you like it pickled. You don't mind the texture. No, I like pickle. It's juicy and it's, I mean, when you bite into a pickle and the juice, like, you know what I'm talking about? You can taste it.

Is there a way to go back in time and I do this segment? Am I not? Is that not what happens when you eat a pickle? No, no. It's the we're even talking about what happens when you eat a pickle, I think is what it is. Oh, well, I'm telling you, I'd prefer a pickle over a cucumber. the cucumber was kind of eh. So one and a half.

But I don't think people love cucumber. I like the crunch of cucumber. I think it's a good addition to something. I don't think anybody just grabs a cucumber and eats it, though, is my point. Right. You wear a pickle, you just grab and eat it. Right. That's, yeah.

You don't just grab a pickle and eat it? No, I can't stand pickles. Oh, it's the best. Oh, yeah, you go to the, like when the Little League Park, you'd go and get a pickle. Yeah. 50 cents for a pickle. Yeah. Awesome.

All right. But yeah, so I ate a cucumber, the cucumber salad. in Vegas, take it or leave it. Won't order it again. All right, thank you, lunchbox. Yeah. There he is. Reviewing a cucumber.

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and it eventually became like a canine ride-along dog. Well, he's been training for years. And last week, Nova is a certified national narcotics detector dog. So Nova's a drug dog now. That's crazy that a drug dog has come from just a dog that guy found on the street. Yeah. Like almost getting hit by a car on the highway. I would think normally they would just take the dog and then take it to a shelter or whatever,

but there was something special about Nova that they liked. He's a German Shepherd, looks like. I'm looking a picture of him now. German Shepherd's are awesome. They are really cool dogs. I've never had a German Shepherd. or even got close to having a German Shepherd. But I've always thought, next dog is going to be a German Shepherd.

It never has been. One day, dude. I've always said they were awesome. I've just never actually gotten one. All right, good story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The loser of Elder versus Millennial has to eat Oreo.

Nice. Well, instead of dipping it in milk, you have to dip it in orange juice. That does not sound good. Yeah, yeah, but it's worse. The cream is actually a toothpaste in the Oreo. Wow. Why would you guys do this? You have to eat toothpaste?

You know what's terrible? Toothpaste and orange juice. It's an Oreo with toothpaste in it instead of cream, and you have to dip it in orange juice. When you say Oreo, I'm like, I might tank this game, but not anymore. And then just Oreo and orange juice, you're like, weird. Why not? Not terrible? Toothpaste.

Oh, my goodness. So you don't want to lose. It's Elder versus Millennial. Eddie, the oldest on her. 43 years old. Wow, he's fired. Wow. 43, just in case you're wondering.

And Morgan number two. I'm 28 years old. And so they're going to answer questions about each other's generations, hopefully. It's elder versus millennial. I'll ask a question. Buzz in. Which is a little buzzer there. Eddie, let me hear yours.

Yeah, that's why I was quick. Pooh, pooh, peepie. Morgan. Okay, ready to go, guys. Yeah. The first question is an elder question. A question that Eddie should get. I'm going to play a hook of a song.

Here you go. 1973 was the year of this year. song. It was called Piano Man. Pooh Peepee. Yeah, Poo Peepee. That's Billy Joel. And it was by what artist Billy Joel. Yeah! That is correct.

Right, millennial question. Here's a clip. In the 2000s Sugar were going down was by it. Eddie? That's Fallout Boy. That's correct. Yeah! Sugar were going down was a hit by

2000 rock band. It's Fallout, Boy. I hate you. He can't even get through the question. Watch your mouth. That's a risk that you have to take. It's a risk you have to take. Sometimes you have to jump early.

Just smelling that toothpaste. Eddie's up too. Elder question. The Matthews were a TV family from what 90s... Eddie. Boy Meets World. From what 90s sitcom where the main character was Corey?

Boy Meets World is correct. He was being ugly. I'm feeling mean right now. Morgan, you got to hit the next three. a row. Yeah, this sucks for me. Buzz in, it's a millennial question. Come on. What was the name of the seven-letter brand of

tablet computer designed for young children? Eddie. That's a Kindle. Incorrect. The seven-letter brand of tablet that was designed for young children and first released in 1999.

It resembled a talking book and became the best-selling toy in specialty stores. Well, I thought it was Leapfrog, but Leapfrog is eight letters. Seven letters. Morgan, you're the only one here. The seven-letter brand of tablet designed for young children, released in 1999. It resembled a talking book and quickly became the best-selling toy in specialty stores.

Leaf Frog. The answer is Leapad. No way. She needed that, too, huh? I get it now. Let's roll through the final two just for fine. Yeah, why not? The elder question.

What piece of technology allowed you to scan printed material and send them to a printer via a telephone number? Morgan. A fax machine? Correct. I'd let her have these. No, you didn't. The two-word phrase that is today's version of Say No More.

It's used as a term of agreement. Got it. Eddie. That's what's up. No. The two-word phrase is today's version of, say no more. It's a term used as agreement.

The answer is say less. Say less because you don't have to say anymore because I already agree with you so much. Okay, whatever. Well, well, well. Morgan is the big loser. I love this game. It's no longer about the winner anymore. I love it. So, we're bringing in an Oreo cookie that has

toothpaste for the cream and you shall dip that in the orange juice. Let me see how big the cookie is. Regular size Oreo? Yeah, I get each whole thing then. What? The whole thing. Is that even good to digest that much toothpaste? It's not? My kids do it all the time.

I don't think you're supposed to small a toothpaste. It's a good boy. What do you think about that? Okay, one bite. One bite. I think one good bite because I try to just see it at home and it's awful. It's awful? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Half the cookie. It's one bite. Morgan's hand is shaking. This is so gross. It's just the smell of the mint and the orange juice. It's an Oreo cookie. The cream has moved away.

The toothpaste is here. to stay. Dip it in the juice. She's dipped it. She's eating it. She bit it? She's chewing it. Oh my God.

Oh. Her face is struggling right now. It doesn't taste like a mint cookie, but I really wanted to. It doesn't taste like a Girl Scout? No, it doesn't. Oh, thin mint. It does not taste like a thin mint. No, it tastes like, oh.

Mm-hmm. Yep. The datude base is very overpowering. You have a taste cookie. And the orange juice is so bitter. It's out of my mouth. There she is. Wow.

In a game that we should now just call Morgan eats bad things. Seriously. Except for next week, you'll win. I don't know. Has Eddie ever lost since we show? Yeah, yeah. I ate an onion.

Oh, straight out. Like an apple. That was terrible. Okay. Morgan, you're a good sport. Do you want to back out of the game, Morgan? Do you want Abby to play next? No, I'm going to come back.

One of these times I'm going to win. There we go. And it's going to be worth it. Just like he had to eat the raw onion, it'll be worth it. Okay, Eddie, good win, buddy. We'll do it again next week. Elder versus Millennial. Thank you guys.

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Bobby. It's time for some bathroom confessions where lunchbox goes into a public bathroom. It goes into a stall. Waits for someone to sit in the stall next to him and then just starts talking and asking questions. I would imagine it's a pretty stinky part of the job here. It's pretty bad. It's pretty awkward. How long did you sit in the bathroom? Probably about 25 minutes. Total. Yeah, because once you use the stalls, you've got to wait for them to leave and

you've got to wait for new clients to come in. clients. That sounds dirty. Where'd you go? Do you want to say? No, I don't know what I was it. Restaurant? We'll just say people traveling. Airport?

A gas station? Airport sounds shady. Interesting. Like real shady stuff goes on at the airport. You put your foot under it? Let's just say that I... Let's just say. Here we go. Okay, here is lunchbox at a public bathroom.

Go ahead. Stahl two. It's all three. You there? Stahl two. I had a question. What? I took my five-year-old son to Hooters to celebrate his birthday, and his mom got upset, and I'm just wondering, does that make me a bad dad?

Maybe. Like, it's not that bad, right? No, they have his birthday parties at Hooters all the time. Hooters does? Yeah. What stall was that? Were you stall two? No, yeah.

Just a passerby. Would you take your son to Hooters? Hell you. Okay. I'm just going to go ahead and get you girl. See, I thought my wife made me think I was crazy, but I thought it was just kind of like a, you know, experience that he can learn from. You know, he's breastfed, so he's custom.

I feel you, man. Well, hey, thanks for your opinion, man. I hope you have a great trip, man. Good much. Thank you. There's just a lot of sounds. That's the first clip I think I could smell. I mean, it was great.

I was talking to Stahl, too, and some guy just walking through the bathroom gave his opinion. It was just passerby. That was awesome. I'm not going to play that clip again, but if you go back and listen on the podcast and you listen very closely. You hear it. There's some sound graffiti.

Dude, I heard that we all reacted the same. I mean, that is the part, the problem with being in there. The clip you can smell. Here is lunchbox, again, sitting in a bathroom trying to talk to folks. Wow, this toilet paper kind of hurts. Stall 4. Can I get a piece of your toilet paper to see if it's as hard as this toilet paper? It's the same toilet paper.

Are you sure? Yeah. Could you slide me a square to see if I can try it? Oh, thank you, man. Oh You might throw me another piece? Just see if I can get the roll out Oh, if you can get the roll out, that'd be great, man

Oh, thank you very much Stall 2, how you doing, man? We're good. All right, 12 paper over here is pretty rough. Stall 4 was nice enough to throw me the roll. There's bros in the bathroom. Here, you want to, here, stall 2, I'll give you some of what he gave me. It's pretty good.

There you go, man. You want more? You sure? Yep. Sure Mr. Social in there I mean Stall 4

ripped out the whole roll and gave it to me under the stall hilarious It's the same bro Same toilet paper bro And then stall 2 Wanted nothing to do with it

He was out I mean I really think I made him Rush Because like when I started Trying to give him toilet paper under the thing He flushed it and jetted You gotta think anybody

having to use the bathroom And sit on the toilet As a dude In the airport Not having a great day Oh, for sure. You don't want to do that. It's your house.

It's different. In an airport, it isn't somewhere you want to be. You don't mind going to the urinal. You don't want to sit. And then all of a sudden, some jabroney next door wants to say what up. This guy. He's like, hey. Here's lunchbox.

Go ahead. Stall 4. What's up? It's all 3. My phone died. I was wondering if I could borrow yours to scroll Instagram. I usually look at Instagram while I'm on the potty. Can I borrow your phone?

No. Just to look at Instagram Graham real quick. Is that a no? No, no. You sure? Yeah. I just got to make sure what's going on Insta. But my phone's dead.

Oh, did you leave? You leaving? Yeah. All right, bye. What a weird question to be asked while sitting on the toilet. Can I use your phone? And then he goes full potty. Someday you're going to walk out, somebody's going to beat you up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought about that. I thought about that. That day wasn't today, and I'm glad. But someday this bit ain't going to turn out good. Nice job, lunchbox. That is funny. A voicemail from Teddy.

Y'all look completely different than I thought. First of all, lunchbox, I thought you'd be giant, tall, fat with a big beard like a lumberjack. Amy, you look the same as I thought. And Bobby, you look the same. and tall. Well, I love the show, and I hope to see you all later. Alexa, hang up. She's next level. She's talking through Alexa as her phone. Yeah. Everybody thinks Lunchbox is a big dude. He's not. Skinny white guy. Like skinny white guy, bull haircut, bangs. Same hoodie every day. And he's been the same person since he was like 17. You can look at

old pictures, like not changed at all. Yeah. Always had just a deep voice, so everyone assumed he was a big Dude. But I appreciate that, Teddy. Let's hear a voicemail from Christy. I keep listening to all the podcasts, and I hear you talking about fighting a kangaroo. But I was just wondering, what does Caitlin say about you fighting a kangaroo?

Does she back you or is she like, no, you're going to die. Thank you. Love the show. I've never talked about it. I don't take a lot from the show home to talk about with her. Most of the time when I get home, she's like, all right, time for her normal person life. Yeah.

And so sometimes we'll talk about, like, work and career. but I don't really go, hey, we did this segment today. Like almost never. She may scroll across something on Instagram because our segments go up there sometimes, but it rarely, and if I do, I'm not bringing that one up because I know she thinks I'll lose. Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because she's pretty smart.

So she doesn't know anything about it. But I'd whoop a kangaroo because the biggest muscle in my body is, they're not these biceps and triceps that you see and maybe you're amazed by, but it's a noodle up here, up here in the skull. That brain. The cranial muscle. A wolf a kangaroo. I fake left. Boom.

So I can't have the fake left. Boom. That's right. Everybody doubts me. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I don't know how safe this is, but a woman got a tattoo made with her late dog's ashes. So it was a tattoo of her dog, and she mixed the ink with the ashes. And then her boyfriend, who's a tattoo artist, gave her a tattoo that took eight hours.

Sounds pretty cool. Maybe it's even less dangerous than all ink. Why? Because it's not ink. Oh. I mean, if it's a dog's ash, that's got to be a little more organic and natural than just pure ink. That's true.

Both sound bad in your body. Ink and ashes. We keep reading stories about people that have all these tattoos, and they say, hey, if you have this much tattoo, it can be bad for you later in life because the ink gets in your body. I never read one story. The dog ashes were bad in your body. There you go.

That's all I'm saying. So there's an idea. If you have a pet that you lose, then you can have them cremated and do this. I think it's awesome. If you can pull it off, I think it's great. know what it's like to love an animal so much that the tattoo looks good too it's got like shading and texture and depth it's pretty cool all right what else this woman posted on instagram a vintage magazine from 1958 that included tips for catching a husband and i thought i would run through some of them

and see if they would still hold up today right number one uh be nice to ugly men because handsome yes agree agree i'm good with that because handsome is as handsome does yeah i don't know what that in means. I think it means like the good looking guys, they're going to be bad to you. So go get with the ugly guys. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, go and make an ugly woman your wife. That's true. Isn't that what that is? Yeah. Never make a pretty woman. Yeah, whatever it is. Same thing. All right. Go to all of your high school reunions because there could be widows there. Oh, that's dark. I guess it's the 50s. 1958. Dang. All right, what else? Drop a handkerchief. It still works. Stand in the corner and cry softly because they'll

come over and ask what's wrong. I do that sometimes. Just for my wife to come over. And then the last tip to women looking to catch a husband, wear a band-aid so he can ask what's wrong? Wow. These are real tips from a magazine. If you just turned on

the show, it's from the 50s. Not this week. All right, what else? So you may have seen John Pardy's wife Summer post how she told John that she was pregnant. And what happened was they got a new boat and they took it out and she said, oh, I think there's a scratch on the back of the boat.

And so he goes back there to look and she had taped this sign that said baby on board with the positive pregnancy test. But the funny part that stood out to me was John thought that he didn't get it. And he thought that she was referring to the boat being his new baby.

Sover. You tell me there's a baby on here. You tell me to where's baby? Yeah, good for them. I thought that was super cute. Good for them. Yeah, we're happy for them. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.

It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Disabled veteran John Frank was featured on local Denver news after a landscaper took about $5,000 from him to redo his yard and then didn't ever show up to do the yard. Just disappeared. So the news station said, hey, any landscapers out there who want to help and just donate? Well, Hector-Aldreite, owner of Neighborhood Lawn Care, saw the story on the news.

He was like, yeah, I can do this. I can help. So he told his employees, and they volunteered. He didn't make him do it either. They removed tree stumps, leveled the ground, installed landscape fabric, laid 50 tons of rock. I mean, they full, did your sister show in this guy's property. Yeah. Like, rebuilt the whole thing for him.

In the end, Hector and his crew did about $17,000 worth of work, completely free of charge. And they were talking to the guy in the news again. John, who was scammed, he was so emotional. I would be too. And so a big shout out to Hector. and it would be nice if they did like a go-fund me for Hector's time as well, at least some of it, because he did that straight up only going, I want to help this guy. His name is Hector Alderete, owner of neighborhood lawn care. So our listeners in Denver or that Colorado area used the guy.

If he's around, use him. Give him some support there. But that's an awesome story. I wanted to share it because that is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Good morning, everybody. Thanks for hanging out with us. It's at this time we do the morning corny.

But on Thursdays, we have to figure it out. It's the investigative corny. Let's go. The morning corny. What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit? 90 seconds on the clock, a scarecrow's favorite fruit. Go. Corn.

Is there in cornfields? Yeah. Corn's not a fruit. Oh, it's not. I don't know. A scarecrow. Scare, pear. Pear.

Scarecrow fruit. Corny. What is a scarecrow? A scarecrow is a thing that hangs out in a field, a filled berry. A scarecrow is made of wheat. Straw. Strawberry. Strawberry.

Boom. There you go. Strawberry. Okay, boom. One down. Go. What is the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? I don't understand.

Pumpkin. Jackal Langer. Why not do it in English? I didn't know we were like, what? You got it? What is the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? I didn't know what diameter means. You know?

Circumference from diameter. A pumpkin. Come on now. I'm too tired. Jack O. Lanner. Think about it. Jack O.

Calculator. Calculator. Triangle Halloween. Bobby's giving up. I don't even want to go searching for this one. It's so easy. Is it? You couldn't even say the question.

Go ahead. I said it just fine. Go ahead. What is the ratio of a pumpkin circumference to its diameter? Yeah, I mean, I got nothing Mm-hmm What? Pumpkin

Pumpkin This is like a dance Bobby Bone show today? This is calculus, man All right, time, that's it. All right, what's that one? Okay, what is the ratio of a pumpkin circumference to its diameter? What? Pumpkin pie.

Oh, pie. Pie. We're going to do this for one? No. I wouldn't do it. Guys, you can do it for one. Whatever, man. She really gave us a no win there on the end.

We got tired before we got to the end of the question. We tapped out of that one. All right, thank you very much. We still got one, guys. That's right. Yeah, that's fine. Your eyes, full heart. Coming up in a second in the mailbag, she has seen something with her boyfriend.

She thinks it could be a red flag, and she wants to know our thoughts on it. So we'll get to that in a second. All right, time for a few stories I found that makes me go. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? A woman met a man on the plenty of fish dating app And well, he almost took her to sleep with the fishes. He got so annoyed with her, he drove her into the lake.

What? Dang. He drove the car in the river with her inside. She managed to escape and swim back. The guy was seen on surveillance video walking away. Cops are investigating. I wonder what she wanted to talk about. No kidding.

Police found the victim who has not yet been identified crying and still soaking wet near a boat launch in Providence, Rhode Island. She told police her date Became angry with her and drove a red Toyota Camry into a nearby river What was she complaining about? That is not what this is about. He's crazy.

But you wonder though. He's crazy for sure to do that. But something triggered him. I don't even say it has to be real life. I mean, it could be something trivial because he's for sure bonkers But I just wonder what that conversation was. The man can be seen leaving the scene on security camera footage.

The woman said she met her date on plenty of fish. Morgan, what's plenty of fish? And how's it different than a hinge or a Bumble? So Plenty of Fish is online. It's a website instead of a dating app to my understanding. And it's one of the first ones before Hinge and Bumble came onto the scene. So it's just an older version of these dating apps. Older people on Plenty of Fish?

I don't know if it's older people. I think you still have young people on there. It's just a different way of dating than going through an app on your phone. It's like kind of you could use it better on your desktop likely. Which makes me feel like it's older people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably. And then is it Christian too or is the fish just throwing me? I think it's like plenty of fish in the sea.

Yeah, I get that. I thought it was. But Christian Mingle. That's right. I think it's Christian. And then Tinder is not. No, no, no. Definitely not.

Tender's the devil. That story is from MSN, but they drove it straight in the river. Here's another one. A second grader was instructed to send, quote, send picture of you doing reading homework in bathtub. What? What's wrong with people? What's wrong? of people.

What is that crap? A second grade student was removed from the classroom after her parents questioned a homework assignment. Students at Victory Christian Academy were asked to, quote, send a picture of you doing reading homework in the bathtub. No. One parent complained? Yeah, only one.

I mean, the teacher. A bathtub is not appropriate for a child to take a picture. Misty Dunham said, Misty and her husband Christopher were shocked to see this written on their eight-year-old's homework assignment. I emailed the teacher, she said. Hey, you may want to explain that. Send something out to the parents.

Let them know what the intentions are. does not sound okay. She also said, she did send out a message saying you should be in pajamas, be in your uniform, have fun with it. Okay. Yeah, it's a weird. You would think a teacher would know better to even include a bathtub. Yeah, don't go there.

Even if you think, this would be fun if they were in their pants and overalls. You just don't do bathtub. Right. Because bathtub is associated with naked. Yeah. These are kids. In the police report, it states parents were told by administrators, we have been sending this homework assignment for years and you're not the only one complaining about it.

Oh, and you are the only one complaining about it. Oh, only one? I guess I just assumed they would say not the only one complaining about it. Later, the Dunham family said they got a call from the school asking them to, quote, do a parental withdrawal for the child. Documentation from the school indicates their daughter is no longer a student at Victory Christian Academy. That is from Action News Jax. Wow. Yeah, so.

They've been doing it for years. I'm looking at the homework assignment. Send picture of you reading homework and bathtub. That's crazy. It's crazy for even a teacher to think that there's a way to, write that and have a kid do it where people aren't going to think naked in the bathtub. Right. And somewhere

there's, is there like a database of pictures of these kids reading in a bathtub? I don't know. It's time to do some investigators. And then the school defends the assignment. Yeah, this is weird. If it's a private Christian school, they're probably defending the assignment because they're a private Christian school. Yeah, they can do that. Yeah. And it's a private Christian school. They can do whatever they want.

And they probably, listen, it's not like you don't have entire religious organizations. defending priests that have done bad stuff. That's a great point. So, yeah, yes. So there was like a, I'm just guessing maybe how they thought this okay. Is there like a checklist?

Like you said pajamas? Number one, practice Psalm 2412 with adult three times. Number two, send picture of you reading homework and bathtub. Number three, fun with friends. Number four, practice spelling list of five. Spelling list. All right. It's like out of nowhere.

Yeah, it's like number one, say hi to a friend. Number two, walk away from that friend. Number three, kill a dog. Number four, eat. lunch. Wait, what? Where did that come in?

That's a weird one. This is so bizarre. Yeah, what's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? A woman has no regrets over a Jeffrey Dahmer tattoo. Oh, boy. There are unfortunate tattoos, and there's this one.

Brady Chamberlain, 28 years old. She has a tattoo of Jeffrey Dahmer on her leg. But, by his face, it also reads, if you can't beat him, eat him.

What on earth? Which Jeffrey Dahmer is a serial killer who also ate people. Yeah. What's the word for that? Cannibal. Undatable. Cannibal.

Oh. Also that I mean she's pretty normal looking to you No way Mike show lunchboxes a picture of her Wait for it guys three Two One and

Oh she's hot She's hot Yeah She's a hottie So she likes to also She might be dateable She says she has no regrets About getting the body work done

She doesn't condone the brutal crimes She is however intrigued as to why serial killers do it Incidentally She's also got a tattoo of Ted Bundy What? Are you serious? Did you make that up? No, she literally does. That's crazy. The Jeffrey Dahmer series is on Netflix now, right? Yes.

And I see people like going, oh, he's so hot. Because the guy that plays him. I can't. I mean... But Dahmer wasn't good looking, though, was he? But Ted Bundy was. I don't remember. Okay, Amy, you don't have to jump so hard. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

Oh, that's the crazy part. It's called Monster the Jeffrey. Yeah, because he was able to use that. Yes, he used that to lure the women. Mike, show me a picture of the real Jeffrey Dahmer instead of the actor play. him. Jeffrey Dahmer, but the show's

called Monster, the Jeffrey Dahmer story. You know what? Not bad looking. Not a bad looking guy. Really? Yeah. Not a bad looking guy.

I saw that the family was talking about how it's traumatizing for them now that this is out there. They're having to relive it. Yeah. That sucks. Well,

what's that black? I'm showing Eddie. He was nodding, yeah. He keeps looking at a bunch of pictures of the girl. He said it. No, I showed Eddie. He started nodding, yeah.

But now the mic's on. He ain't saying, yeah. I'm saying, yeah, like, cool, I saw it. Well, she got Jeffrey Dahmer tattoo. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people?

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are still in the car but maybe in an hour or so if you guys are here and you want to come back or you want to come back we'll talk about accidental cheating what that is.

Accidental cheating. What? What? I read it and I go, I don't know if that's all accidental, but we'll get into that. It's just a wee bit too early. Sounds like an excuse. If there are kids in the car. It's an accident, baby. I didn't know.

No, no. I didn't mean it was an accident. So we'll get to that. Let's start with this. You're showering at the wrong time every single day. They say shower at night. Now, I do shower at night, actually. So I shower at the right time. I think I don't shower in the morning because it's just too early.

I'm cramming as many things as I possibly can into a morning before we get to work. And also, I will never do a cold shower. Oh, I love cold showers. I have friends that do those cold plunges and cold showers and cold pizza and cold days. I hate all those. I woke up this morning is 46. What planet are we on now? I don't like anything cold.

So I need a hot shower and need it at night. And that's what they say you need to do. Showering at night can help you sleep. According to the Journal of Sleep Medicine, taking a warm 10-minute shower an hour or two before hitting the sheets, actually helps you fall asleep more. more easily. Now, I like my water really hot. My wife, middle to a little less than middle hot. And I will crank it on. I need to almost burn. I need to feel uncomfortable under the wall.

I need to be like this. I need to be like this. Oh, oh. Yeah. I need to like turn it on and let it run. And then put my hand under it and go, ooh, that's warm. And then put my shoulder under it. And then adjust to it. And then it's like like weighed into the. Okay. Okay. Got it. That's how I need my shower to feel. Wow. Okay. It's really weird. Anything less hot than that is not, it's not effective for me.

This article says warm though. Yeah, I go hot. I like to burn it up. Okay. I like to risk severe burn on my shower. I'm worried about you. Next up, it also allows you to rinse off the day's germs. So you do in the morning, okay, what are you washing off some sleep?

Maybe your armpits stink for sure. But at the end of the day, you got all these dead skin cells. You're washing off the germs. Also, they're talking about during COVID. but we're not really there as much. It depends what state you're in, honestly, if COVID still exists. That's true. And what rules there are.

But during COVID, it was a big deal because they were like shower at night because you've been around stuff and around people. And then finally, showering at night is just better for your skin. It can do wonders for your complexion. When it comes to skin care, showering in the evening is the best option. All the makeup, all the oil, dirt, pollutants that have accumulated throughout the day. Like, you get that off of you. So shower at night.

Thank you very much. Hot. Do it hot too. Really hot. Yeah. Yeah, hot where you do. It's like, I don't even know. Like, you have to be brave every night just to get into the water. I don't think that's good for your soul. No, I do, I do. Every night I face a fear. That fear? A hot shower. Like, when I take a bath, because I'll take a bath sometimes. I like a good bath. And I get in bath phases where I'll take a bath every night for three weeks. And then I won't for a few months. But I need my water. Like, I can't put my foot all the way in because it's so hot. And I take, I want to take it out. And I take my foot. And I get to my ankle. my ankle gets a little red

And that's why I know it's ready for me Your ankle's burning The problem is when you put your butt in The first time It's like, ooh And you have to come up again I feel like it shoots pains All throughout my body that I don't like

Then you got to come up again And for guys we have extra parts Yes And so it's like And when it hits that And then it's like oh And then you come up again So it's a lot of up and down

Until you get just right You're doing bath bombs Or Mr. Bubbles What are you doing in that best? I bought a whole thing Bath bombs that are in individual plastic and you have to open them up

for every single one. I hate that. I was throwing them in and it's hoping the heat would melt the plastic off. No, it doesn't work though. Not really, but my bats are hot, right?

And I don't have fingernails so I can't get them off and I just get out. Kayla, will you open up a bath ball for me? I just get annoyed with asking that all the time because she will, but it's like, she's like, okay, which one do you want, princess?

The purple or the pink one? Yes. So sometimes, but the bath bombs that I have now are all individually wrapped. I don't like that. I like just drops. Okay, one day, take them all and get a pair of scissors and open them all up. Sounds great. Yeah, never do it.

I'll never think that far ahead about bath bombs. I'll never think that far ahead about. Just one day, maybe, if you think about it. You have extra time. My to-do list on my phone is so long. I mean, I guess I could put that on there, bath bombs, but there's stuff that haven't even got. Unwrap bath bombs. Unwrap bath bombs.

I mean, I need to schedule. therapy. I want to book some stretch classes. I never do that. There's a new version of the comedy show that I did that we've edited a bit. I need to go and review that. I need to call a guy to do some promo shots. I need to, I got an email

for an article I supposed to do. Are you going to write an article? I need to schedule an appointment for, I need to call the animal removal guy. This is all my list here. Is that for the foxes? Yeah. This is just for today. I just keep forgetting to do some of the stuff.

Snit bath bombs That ain't on there You should get that app For to do list Where when you complete something Confetti and unicorns Like fly everywhere That's cool

I don't need that though My confetti and unicorns Is just getting something done Efficiency is my unicorn Well some people need that extra You know Celebration It's like my dog has a little camera

And if we leave town We have a little camera And we can go Stanley or L or hey guys Do it boo hit a button Treek flies out of it What I need to do is when I wipe it off, it throws a treat at me.

Oh, that's cool. My phone. Exactly. Like some double bubble? A social media star divides the internet by naming their daughter Malibu Barbie. Oh, my. Are we sure they really did that or just said that? Is anyone stupid enough to name their kid Malibu Barbie, unless they're doing it just for the likes and attention?

It's working. A social media star, Trisha Paitis, welcome to her daughter, Malibu Barbie. The influencer who originally shot to fame in 2006 on YouTube has been documenting her pregnancy with her millions of followers, but it's a bold choice in name, and most people are going, why would you do that? Or is it even real? It's not cute, right?

No. It's only a name that we'll get made fun of. But you can just call her Malibu, right? From the most part? Mal. And then just hope nobody asks what's your full name. Hey, boo? Yeah, that's a terrible name.

That is from the New York Post. Again, in about an hour, I'll get to accidental cheating and what they say that is. But I did want to mention this cuddle therapist. Missy Robinson is a cuddle therapist. And she charges her regular clients up to $1,300 an hour just for hugging. Whoa. Dang. Yeah.

She has her customer sign an agreement that there'll be nothing. No hanky. No accidental. No accidental cheating. She says they have cheaper packages too. But then what's the super package? It's like one way to cuddle. You get to cuddle a foot for 80 bucks.

Maybe there's caressing involved. Ankle down. That'll cost you out $60. So she's a cuddler from the New York Post. She is a therapist. And she goes, I don't do dirty stuff. I've never had any clients attempt to do anything like that with me. $1,300 to cuddle.

Are you kidding me? That's easy money, man. If you can get somebody to pay it, I'd be worried about the people to pay it. I'd be worried about the people that paid it. Obviously. Yeah, but she said no one's ever done anything. Right, no one. Yeah, okay.

I don't believe that. Apparently Americans think about money about 15 times a day. Seems low. Yeah. Seems really low. Holy moly. They must not have kids. Yeah.

Or they must just have a whole lot of money. Or maybe if you have a whole lot, you think about it a lot too. I don't know. But that seems low. It's like when people go, Americans, look at their cell phone, 25 times a day. Seems low. It's like 25 times an hour. Glad you guys are here. It is time for the news.

Bobby's Big. Stories. I do want to start with Hurricane Ian. So it made landfall in southwestern Florida yesterday afternoon. Listed as a category for 150 mile per hour winds. I guess I could start with the Jim Cantor viral clip where he's out and it's blowing hard. and he's like struggling to stand up he's fighting the wind and the water's blowing it

and the tree limb just flies like to fuck Nails him Oh man hilarious No hilarious hilarious that part's hilarious And people go

Oh why are you risking standing out there We know it's bad I say that too I think I need to see it now I need to see what it does to a human To fully understand what it would do to me Oh interesting For me to like get the personal effect of it

And I okay I'll say what people aren't willing to say I like to see people out there Weather guys who know what they're doing like fighting it, them tossing them around because it goes, wow, it's that bad. It's like during the Olympics, you wish you could watch Eddie run at the same time they're running the 400. To see how really fast they are.

How really fat, because against each other, they look all pretty fast. Like, look at those guys. They can really haul butt. But if you put Eddie out there, you're like, oh, crap. Man, they're really hauling butt. When you put Jim Cantoor out there and it's blowing them around, he's holding on to, I'm like, wow, that does that

to a 185 pound six foot tall man. but a tree land. He's like, okay, we're by, funk. Does it nail him hard? He just like, flank right into him. He's obviously okay. It didn't pierce him or anything. Okay, it just hit him. That would have been too viral. I wouldn't like that one.

But yeah, I mean, some of the stuff you've seen, I mean, that surge when it came with, it was taller than a car, like the water when it came in. The mayor said people have to be patient last night. More than two million people in Florida were without power. In the Fort Myers area, 96% of homes, did not have electricity. The city was not able to respond because, heck, some of them were gone. And they were like, if you can leave, leave.

And so, you know, that's what's up. Some of the reporters were using condoms on top of their microphones. Oh, for the windscreen, yeah. Really? It just, it was a little too condomy. Yeah. I get putting a screen over it. There are a lot of things you probably could have done.

It just looked a, it just like, there's like a little dimple on top of one I saw. Stop. I swear to you. How are they not already prepared for something else? Man, I did news for 10 years. No one ever said put a condom on the mark. Right. That is so weird.

I'm going to tell you, that condom fits that. Okay. Holy mackerel. They get those. Why do they make those? This is my question. I feel just inadequate now. I get sad during the news.

Okay. Culeo has died at age 59. And I'll run through some of his music here. Gangstice Paradise. Fantastic Voyage. Everybody knew Gangstis Paradise was a jam. Of course. Fantastic Voyage Jam.

I always like 1, 2, 3, 4. Something new? This one? Get your woman on the floor. Got to get up, get up, get down. We hired Kulio to do a show once for us. Paid him $3,500 at a bar. He tore it up.

$3,500. I think he played the hits like three times. He did, and at one point there was gunshots on the tracks, So he jumped off the stage and was crawling on the floor through the club. In the track. Lunchbox said this right. In his track, there was gunshots. Did he forget them?

No, no. It was part of the act. Everybody else freaked out. It was way before the shootings were happening everywhere. Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He jumped. Everybody's like, hmm.

Did you guys freak out a little bit? Happened now. Because it wasn't happening everywhere. No, we were like, what is he doing crawling on the floor? That was what we thought. Yeah, now we would. We'd run out too. Yeah.

I mean, Culeo. Cooleo. Cooleo. rest in peace, Coelio. It's terrible. One, two, three, four. Get your woman on the floor. Gotta get up to get down.

He had these, he would like braid his hair up tall. Like, I don't know what that is, but he would like rap at tall and he had all these braids that would come out of his head. And when we hired him, he is older, but he had lost a lot of his hair. Yeah. So he was really hanging on to those braids. So he had like four random ones coming up. Maybe like four total.

I admired the fact that he kept at it. Yeah, he didn't let go. He didn't go full Adam Durrets and put a wig on. Yes, correct He kept a straight, Julio It was awesome Rest in peace, Coalio Made some good songs, man

Also on the news from the Daily Mail Ned Falmer From the Try Guys on YouTube He posted photos Somebody posted photos Of him making out with this producer His fiancee posted dumb He was

I saw where he's kicked off the show But I don't know what the show was It's a YouTube show But I read more about it And this is full Scoobo Steve type stuff Oh gosh Scoobo Steve had pictures of his now ex-wife

cheating on him talking to dudes on a dating site and so he sent those pictures to her dad great epic story one of my favorites on this show and he just waited because he knew her dad wouldn't check email for a few days because he was old Scoobes Steve just chilled stayed married

didn't say anything to her knowing that he sent pictures of her naked butt to her dad to her dad to her dad dad and so this dude he's engaged in his fiance has pictures of him making out with his producer in a club.

And so she went full scuba Steve. And they said, why'd you do it? She goes, I heard scuba Steve did it. Oh. Oh, you trendsetter. Oh, yeah, you influenced her. So that to me is the interesting part because I don't know what the try guys is as far as watching the show.

Anybody know what the try guys is? No. Never heard of it. Saw it pop up on like E on Instagram. It was like so-and-so is leaving the try guys. But fame is so fractured now. I don't know who 90% of those people are. And it's not because they don't have their own area of fame.

There's just all these places to be famous now. So there are far more famous people. So famous people aren't nearly as famous in general anymore. It's a weird thing. But he's out. And if you're a public person, why are you getting all handsy with somebody else in public? Let's say you're dirty dog and you're cheating. Are you dumb and a dirty dog?

Don't be both. Don't be one. But don't be a dumb and a dirty dog. I mean, I thought they were good at the club, man. You're not good at the club. That's where they were. You're not good at the club. Nike paid an art student $35 for the classic swoosh logo back in the day.

How much? $35. When it comes to corporate logos, the Nike swoosh probably Apple. Apple for sure. Those are probably the two biggest that I can just go immediately. What other ones come to mind? I mean, I can picture Amazon because the boxes arrive at my house every day. Yeah, but I would not put that up there with Apple or Nike.

That came to my mind. What's the... Adidas. Adidas is cool. three lines. But out there with those two. No, Nike. I mean, dude, those are I carry.

BMW, maybe? Oh, I got it. McDonald's. That's a great one. Starbucks, I don't even know what that is, what she is. Like a lady. Mermaid. Is she a mermaid? I think she's like a mermaid queen or something.

Mike, what is she? She's not. How about KFC head? Oh, Colonel Sanders? Yeah. How about that head? Okay, yeah, yeah. Close?

The Taco Bell Bell. The Taco Bell. The Bell. The Bell. I may go, that's the logo for Philadelphia. Liberty Bell. So anyway, they paid her $35. And they also gave her some stock.

Oh, well, that's got to be worth a lot. Which she hasn't used yet, so it's worth over a million bucks. Okay. I mean, that logo is worth over a million bucks, too. But that's pretty cool that she still has a million bucks worth the stock there. Anything that you wish you would have done, like you look back, where she was like, dang, I wish I would have to charge more for that logo. When you look back into your history, is there anything?

history. Is there anything that you go, dang, there was an opportunity and I missed it. With lunchbox, I think about him saying the real world called him. Yeah. And he was at home. I went to class and they called me and I missed it and I came home and I was like, hey, John, who was my roommate? Who called you from 3, 2, 3?3. I said, I don't know. And I asked Clay. Hey, called you from 3, 2, 3. I don't know. And I look it up, L.A. So you don't know for sure that it was real old? No, no, who else would it be? Why else would LA be calling? I mean, on the day that I went to an open audition. Yep. I agree. It lays out to look like they called you. No, no, it's 100% guaranteed, fact checked. Impossible to fact

check from me, but I get it. I was offered to be a judge in the mass singer before it started. Oh, man. And I turned it down. I still think that was the right move, but I, not because the show's not good, because it is lasted a long time, but I went to American Idol. I did dancing with stars, which turned into breaking Bobby Bones. I still think that was better for me, but I look back and go, what if I just would have taken that job? We know, where would I mean? Yeah. Probably still doing the mass singer. Yeah, probably.

Probably. I still doing that. So that's the one for me. Do you have anything? I don't. Not me personally, but I have a friend that didn't take stock options for Yeti that helped him with stuff in the beginning. Oh, dang.

Eddie, you have anything? I mean, no, the biggest decision I had to make was at the same time you kind of offered me this job, I was offered a job to go to New York to do a news thing. Like a producer? Uh-huh. And I was like, I don't know. Let me decide. And I decided to do Bobby.

Of course. it was a no-brainer because I don't think they could have paid me enough to live in New York City to do what they wanted me to do but that was the one big thing crossroads in my life where I'm like what do I do?

That's a good one too like should you have gone to New York that could be a New Yorker right now would you be Matt Lauer? What it? No no no I don't know I don't want to be Matt Lauer Eddie forgot about him

In movie news Black Panther Waconda Forever will be two hours and 41 minutes long where's the intermission Yeah You're gonna have a three hour movie You know I'm have to pee at some point

stop down for 10 minutes. That's all I ask. Once you hit the two hour 30 minute mark, you need stop down for 10 minutes in the middle. Because I will injure myself by not peeing. Because I will not walk out of a movie. I don't care what's happening. I won't walk out. I don't want to miss something.

Movies are getting too long. Making two movies. Show them back to back. That'd be a good movie though. Mike, you're looking forward to Black Panther Wakanda Forever? Yeah, I think it's going to be the best Marvel movie of the year. What are they going to do about the guy who died?

They're going to replace. him in a way, because there'll be a new Black Panther by the end of this movie. Okay, so they're not replacing him, they're replacing the Black Panther. So what do they do about him? They acknowledge he died? The movie starts at the beginning of his death, so it's the aftermath of him dying in real life. Dang, that's sad. Yeah, very sad. I know real life story

of him dying is sad. Like he had cancer and fought it privately. Yeah, nobody knew. A $50,000 powerball winner was sold in Nashville for the September 24th drawing. What up, lunch? What do you? Over to you lunch. I mean What if it was him and he was hiding it the whole time?

That'd be awesome. He would not be able to. No, it wasn't me guys. I mean, I checked my tickets. Nothing there. Coming up in the next segment though, we bought a bunch of tickets last night and scuba went,

got him this time, and he hasn't looked at him. He actually sealed them. He showed me the tickets. He texted me pictures of them. He sealed them and he has an app that he can scan him on the air

to see if we won. Oh, let's go. How many tickets do we buy? There are a total of six tickets in here. Six. There's 30 numbers where they print them on six different tickets. Got it. So we have 30 tickets, 30 options. Yes. I thought

he ripped us off. Your disappointment when he said... No, you were the one ripping us off. And he said, how? He said six tickets. We all went, uh, excuse me? Well, six pieces of paper. Got it. So there are 30 options for us to win. Yes, correct, yeah. Did anybody win the big one? Because we have two different numbers to play from.

Because we can win all kinds of money. Did anyone win the big one last night? Lunchbox? No. So, okay, so we didn't win the big one. one, but we could win a million. Yeah. Oh yeah. Who got in this? Uh, it's you, Amy, lunchbox, Eddie, Ray, myself. Okay. Let's see if we want live. So we spent that much money when we got 30 tickets. Well, we did. Well, the multipliers. Yeah, we went all in. You know how much money we spend when you've done it and got no money? Yeah, but at least we have more tickets,

more chances. We still didn't win. Okay. Ever. So since it, since nobody won, are we playing again? No, no, no, we have to look at our tickets in a second to see if we won anything. Okay. Okay. We good? We're good, yeah. Okay. All right, hold on. We'll see if we're lottery winners next. We'll go over that.

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we never saw the tickets. You never asked for him. Ray did? Ray for sure asked for him. He asked for a picture of error, and I wasn't going to send him 100 tickets, pictures of 100 tickets. Sorry.

But that's not exactly what it is if I can present my case. If you buy 100 tickets, and there are how many on a ticket? Five? I think it's, you can do different ones, like up to 5 to 20. That's 20 tickets.

Pick, pick, pick, pick, but five in a spot. Anyway, my point is the whole room decided Scoo of Steve was going to get our lottery tickets yesterday. Yeah. He bought them.

He sent a picture. them to me. Oh, he didn't send them to me. Did you ask him specifically? No, I guess yesterday when he pitched, he said everybody will get the tickets. Well, guess what? Didn't get them. So how'd I got him? Okay, so he only gave him to you. He wrapped him up. We do not know if we've won any money yet. But there's apparently an app where you don't have to actually see the numbers on TV. You just go boop, boop, boop, poop. Every state has some sort of a lottery app where you can insert or scan the numbers and that's what I've got right here. Oh wow. You do the multiplier. What's that? So there's a couple things here. So with the

Powerball, there's the regular ticket, which lunchbox buys. Then there's the multiplier. Your winnings if you win can be times two to ten, and that has determined that evening. I think last night's multiplier was three. It was three or four. So if we were to win $4, it would be times three, $12. The most we've ever won with Lunchbox was $6. And there's also a double play. So they draw a second set of numbers. And so our numbers that we have can be played towards two different winning numbers. We've increased our odds a whole other way. Wow. I can't wait to make some money. That's cool. Who knew these are options? Not lunchbox.

He never told us about it. He said the option was to give him money that never see tickets and they just get sad. Here's the thing. I thought multiplying $6 times three wasn't as valuable as getting 30 extra tickets towards the $100 million or whatever. So, yes.

Muchbox said, here's how you do it. You give me money. You lose the money. Did you even really play? That's how we feel. So Scooby, you have it? You want to open it up? Yeah, I got it right here.

I got a seal right here with a little bit of candle wax. See, that's how. Wow. It's like Game of Thrones sealing. It's how they used to seal it back in the day. Game of Thrones, it never really happened, though. It's still back in the day. So I'm going to crack the envelope.

I watch that show, and I'm like, man, this is history. Then I'm like, oh, yeah, it's all fake. There's go. And so we've got six different tickets, and there's two, there's five numbers per ticket. Okay, so we got 30 tickets. Yes. 30 chances. Yes.

All right, let's beep. Does it beep a whole ticket or does it beep one at a time? It beats one at a time. Here we go. And it's the whole ticket. So you'll find out if this ticket right here with five numbers has any winning value to it. Now lunchbox, the most he's ever made is to $6. Let's see what Scoot Steve does.

Go ahead, ticket number one of six. Our first ticket says, Unable to verify. There you go. Good job. We didn't test this. Unable to verify. I did test it earlier.

We tried that. A ticket a little second. In California app never has a problem. Tennessee, a little different. The Tennessee one, when you do the tickets like that, it won't do it. It does. I did it early this morning. Why?

On what ticket then? On one that I want of my personal tickets I play. Oh, see, and that's another thing. I play. I play. by same numbers every single time before I even knew you existed on planet Earth. Bobby, look at this.

You bought your own ticket aside from the group. You can't be a group leader and buy your own tickets because that would be shady. I have my own numbers. I will show you. Did you play one? It's only one. I played two numbers that I played before I knew you people existed

on this earth. I play my own numbers. But I'm saying that's all you did. You didn't do a quick pick? No, no. I don't do quick picks. My own numbers that I always play and if I were to not play those,

I had to lose myself. Looking kind of shady in there. Shady. If that's true, that's not shady. What's happening? Are you beeping it in? It feels like you're like... It's a cash register.

It's just unable to verify ticket information at this time. Please try again. Yeah, I'm sorry to feel like we've been robbed. Yeah. What do you know? Wait, so your other ticket

that you bought for yourself, it won? Well, no, I have other tickets that I won in the past that I scan and check. So I've used this out before it works. Did you win last night? Now, do you have only one row of numbers on those tickets? There's five rows on these tickets.

No, I'm talking about the ones you usually scan. It has two rows on it. Just the two numbers. That you play. I always play. Because the ones when I do it, you can't scan it with all those numbers. Okay, this one, first one, got a response.

Okay, good. First ticket finally worked that says, sorry, not a winner. Okay. I didn't want to hear that. And I will still verify by manually checking myself because that's how I am. Lunchbox is not like these numbers don't exist. They're here. You can check it either with the app or not.

Scoop Stephen Lunchbox. Are battling it out? Next one. Okay, so, can try it. Hey, this is great. I don't develop this app really needs to get on it. Great radio. Unable to verify.

I'm terrified ticket. Why am I scared? Hey, good leader, guys. Look who you put in charge. The numbers are still here, idiot. You still check it solo. They're going to fight. You're so stupid, dude. Put on gloves. Yeah, they're going to fight. Yeah. Put on gloves and get the baby oil. I'm stupid.

The number's here. The ticket still, the ticket still exists, whether it works on the app or not. Did I win? Did I win on that ticket? He doesn't have been able to verify. I don't know. He didn't have been able to verify. Because so we're wasting time. You should have been circling the numbers old freaking time. Oh my gosh. Well, I was trying to rely on technology. The first one still says, sorry not a winner. The second one, unable to...

Whoever developed this app. Scooby Steve. I am really upset. We're going to play a song. Can you find the numbers yourself? I can check it manually. It'll be faster in this... It's mad. No, great job, leader. Dude, the numbers are still...

You're acting like the tickets aren't here. I can still check it manually. Shut up. No, we did this whole segment so you could check the tickets, and how many do we check? I don't make the app. It's not my fault. He also didn't have the tickets because he sealed them.

So how was he supposed to check them? He's just a circle. He got to circle all those numbers in that time. Okay. You're both goofy, man. That's a good word. Man, that is great. He looks so dumb right now.

We're just going to see if we make more than $6. Okay. It would be nice. Well, we're unable to verify right now. Unable to verify. Hold on. I mean, this definitely plays in lunchboxes' favorite. That's true.

The only way you can save yourself is about winning more than $6. I can do that. Okay. What's the deal, guys? I got, so if I was able to check at least two tickets? Two tickets or two numbers? Well, so two tickets that includes five, so it's ten different numbers that I've checked. Okay, hold on.

Okay. Do it all. Do it all? Yeah, well, I mean, we'll take a little break. Why you just, I have some good news already in the first ticket. I checked. That's a great tease. Okay.

That's a great tease for me. Good news. Yeah. It's a great tease for me because I'm actually to know. I'm also annoyed at these two. Me? What did I do? Shut up.

You shut up. California worked. We're not in California. Idiot? Idiot? That's true. We'll come right back. Scoba has some good news for us regarding our lottery tickets.

I mean. I just need to take a breath. Lunch rocks. A breath and a break. Three minutes. We'll see if Scuba's going to be our new lottery leader. Hey, right now, not looking so good. Well, the envelope said Scuba's lucky balls.

That's what it's what it says, it's lucky lotto balls, you know? So we're playing Scuba's lucky balls today. We'll come back and see if we won. And we'll talk about accidental cheating. Okay. Those two things in the next segment. Let's go over and talk to Chris in New Orleans. Chris, we appreciate you calling.

What's going on, buddy? Hey, good morning, morning, studio. Morning. That's pretty awesome. But, no, I was calling to see if you had any updates on your show, Snake and a Gras. Oh, thank you for asking. No, I don't. Nothing?

No. The show did really well in the ratings, which is awesome. That show cost a whole lot of money to make. which I guess wasn't awesome. When we did it, we didn't really know where it was going to go. First they were like, it's going to be on NBC, and then they put an episode on NBC. Like, it's going to be on Peacock, and they were like, well, let's put it on USA, then we'll put it on Peacock. So we kind of don't know, because it's all owned by the same person, same company.

Yeah. That person. I guess God owns it. Right. So we, I don't know what they're going to do. It's an expensive show to make because we're in a foreign country, big production. USA doesn't usually spend that kind of. of money on a production. So we put it on that channel. It was their biggest new show in like five years,

which is great. But I don't know because of how much it costs if we're going to do a second season. I've also heard we're not. I've heard nothing except it's going to go on peacock sometimes soon. All the episodes will be up. So I have no idea. I'm just sitting sitting and waiting for them to go, we're doing another season or we're not. Either way, it was awesome. I'm super proud of it because it did really well. And that's pretty cool. Maybe it goes on peacock in a month or so. And then they see how it does there. But that's it. That's all I got for you. I'm sorry. don't have a better, more entertaining update there for you, Chris. Well, I appreciate it.

I hope you have a good day. Hope you have a good weekend. All right, too. All right, I see you, buddy. I feel like tomorrow's a weekend, right Friday? Doesn't it kind of feel like the weekend when it's there? Scoobba, Steve, let's check in with you. You were our lottery winner, our lottery leader, a lottery guy.

Scoob's Lucky Balls is what we called it. Okay. The most money we ever won on lunchbox was $6. Okay. Have you checked all the tickets? I have checked all the tickets. Again, if you've won more than $6, you're our new. No.

We are not worthy. Yes. Absolutely. You are the captain now. Yes. Thank you, Amy. Yeah. That's cool, Amy.

Scuba, have we won any money? Yes, we have. Okay. Let's go. Okay. Scuba. Have we won at least $2? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Bro, if you won more than $6. Is it? You're king dangling a lottery. Uh-huh. Look how sad he looks over there.

You're the king of the world. Lunchbox is so sad. Lunchbox has gone through so many emotions. You're the king of the world! The king of the world! And he's like, you ought to have a cocktail now. He's like, we're not lucky. He likes that.

Scooba Steve, did we win at least $4? Oh, yeah. Wow, wow. Sweat and Scoob's lucky balls. Let's go. This is never happened. Did we win? No, we've done this plenty of times.

Not like this. No. Most we've ever won six bucks with you. I don't think that's right. years. Scuba, have we won $6? Yeah, we have. Oh my goodness. See you lunch.

Are you our new leader, Scuba? I will be your new lottery leader. Oh, so we won more than $6? I got two tickets in my hell. Yeah, definitely worth it. Oh, my goodness. This is amazing. I won more than six and just one of those tickets.

I can't hear it anymore at lunchbox. What's that? Scuba, the lowest, the lowest, lowest, winning ticket. How much we want on the lowest ticket? The one single lowest ticket is $7. Is that with the multiplier? So it was because we increased our odds by playing the double play. That's why we do that.

We won with that. Yes. That's why we won $7. So we've at least won more than $7 on the second. Wow. You are our lottery leader. No, he's not. Scuba.

How much we went on the second ticket? The second one is a twin of the first one. The twin towers, 7-7-14. $14. He doubled us from lunchbox. He doubled us from lunchbox. I mean, it's not a lot, but it's still more than lunchbox. It's a PR. It's a personal record.

Exactly. I'm going to have to go back and check the record. Go ahead and check it. Yeah, I will. Check the record, because I don't think we've ever won $14. Oh, for sure. You should be excited, too. You're part of this. You won too, man? No, you guys give all the credit to him. I do everything for you guys for so many years, and he comes in one time.

And you guys act like these. That's why it's crazy. He comes in one time and we win $14. Imagine if we use him more often. All in favor of Scoobo, Steve, being the new lottery leader. Say aye. Aye. Opposed? Me, me, me, me.

You know what's really cool, too, is I'll take the money that we won and I'll actually reinvest it into our lottery winnings to put it for more numbers. Yeah, we never know if he actually does that. Exactly. Because he wins like $4, then we all go full in next time. We don't have any extra tickets. Yes, we do.

Okay, so we're reinvesting tonight? I don't know if there's one tonight. The next one I think is Powerball. Next one is Saturday, right, lunchbox? Oh, you're the lottery part. You should know this crap. I want to check with the old king to see if you do on the way out. He can be your assistant.

Yeah, you can be my assistant queen. He's my queen. He's going to the lottery. He's going to kill him. Can we scan him on air again like next time? It was a pretty good buildup though. It was. And again, I didn't make that app, so it's not me.

No, it is because you thought you said, oh, I use it all the time. So here's what we'll do. Anyone that wants to get back in, we'll go $20 again to scuba plus the 14 that we won here. Okay. And then multiply it like crazy. I will. Because that's what I want us the money. Mm-hmm.

Somebody in the room was hating on the multiplier. I won't say who. Can you imagine if we would have gone with Scuba from the beginning? No. I know. We'd all be millionaires. No. We won that billion dollar prize, yeah.

Okay. The next drawing Saturday, October 1st, 32 million. Or would you rather go mega millions? It's $355 million on Friday. Scuba, do you do that one too? I do all that, yeah. Or do you specialize in just Powerball? No, I do Powerball at Mega Millions, and then I do another one that's like a chance for a life type thing.

You know how earlier Scuba mentioned he bought some personal tickets? How much did he win? I haven't checked those yet. Uh-oh. Should we check this? I can check it really quick right now and tell you if I won that one or not. We need to know your numbers because you better win on those numbers. Well, my whole thing was, and I was in the shower last night thinking about that.

And I was like if I want to my numbers, I don't need not about you in the shower. I would still cut you guys in on it because I felt like we're doing it now as a team. And if I wouldn't with mine and or these ones, I feel like I should give you something from it. I will say you shouldn't. You just declare your, no, hold on. Just declare your numbers beforehand. Yeah. Let us know, write them down.

And then you can have those numbers specifically if you've always been playing them. Okay. But you don't know us anything if you went on. those, okay? I didn't win on my numbers last night, so we're good. Scoob is our leader. Hey, we are not worthy. You are the captain now.

You're the king of the world. Free willy. All right, let me quickly talk about accidental cheating because I only got like three minutes here. So there is a relationship expert named Tracy Cox says there's a massive shift in what women will put up with now and what they won't put up with now. So there are gray areas. And a guy may be accidentally cheating and not even know it.

What is accident? I looked at the, well, it's a guy maybe doing something and thinking it's okay, but it's not. That's the gray area where it's not so much undefined, but it isn't even thought of that it could be cheating by one. And the other person is like, absolutely. So it's not discussed. I don't know how we feel. It just, it's not even a thing. So number one, going to a strip club.

Yeah. Cheating? No. Disgusting. It's not good. It's chill. I don't know what you call it, but I hate it. Okay, cheating?

No, but... Not cheating, but not healthy. If I did any of this stuff, I think I... I've never been to a strip club ever, right? So I wouldn't go anyway, because... It's really not that bad, man. And I feel like everybody would be looking at me. They got good food.

Oh, they're looking at you. But also then I feel bad if anybody works at ones listening right now. Like, I know judgment towards you. Yeah, they're probably driving home. We're talking about the guys that are going. Yeah, I'm talking to be looking at me. It's what I said. I think people be watching...

Trust me, they ain't watching you. They're watching what's on stage. So what do we think? Go on to a stroke club. Just yes or no. Would you consider that cheating? No, not cheating. Not at all.

No, but close. Not good. Yeah, I'm going to put it up there. If I have to put it in a box, I'm going to put it in the... If you don't tell them and they don't check yes, it's cheating. You can't buy anything special there. What do you mean? So you're saying it's not cheating, but if you buy it lap dance, it's cheating.

Yes. I'm going to put it if you don't, if you don't get the okay, then you go, then it's cheating. Okay. Okay. Okay. Is that make sense? Yes. Without your wife.

Yeah. Like you're grinding. Yeah. I'm not doing it. No. But it's not. Okay. Yeah.

I don't like it. No, man. It's trouble. No. It's not cheating. It's dancing. It's trouble. That's a gray area.

That's trouble. So I'm not going to do it. it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next up, having dinner with a friend or coworker who obviously is into you. Cheating. But what if you're not into them? Obviously into you. They're obviously into you, but you go. Like a one-sided crush. Yeah. Oh. No, you're not doing anything wrong. I wouldn't do that either. No way, man. Yeah. No way.

You guys are crazy. Do you like sexy photos on Instagram, like heart by other people, like in bikinis and stuff? No, it's just telling them good pick. I would never do that No chance I would never do that As much as I'd like to I would not I wouldn't even like to

As a matter of fact Well that's not Yeah once I said that It's stupid Sending photos of yourself To other women No Yes

Well like doing what though I forget Well I wouldn't say sexy shots But No you don't need to do that If it's just a normal picture If it's just a friend That's like hey

I don't know though I guess it doesn't matter What part of my anatomy In the picture Right And then having DMs with someone who isn't a friend. Like someone that you randomly message. Oh, you don't need to do that.

Like an opposite sex randomly message. Like Adam Levine style? Yeah. Well, Adam Levine style is definitely cheating. But if you're just saying, hey, see the concert or things. Why would you see you at the concert? You don't even know where they're going. You don't know them.

Well, like a listener. Like a listener, you know what I mean? Why do you do this? I'm just saying like, hey, it was cool. I just yes to all them. That's so weird. I did them all yesterday. That's a regular.

Tuesday. That's from the Daily Mail. That's all, if you do that, it could be accidental cheating if you don't discuss it with your partner. Yeah, I was going to say, that's a good conversation starter. I'm right. Zero percent chance I'm bringing any of this up. That's a conversation avoider, just don't do it. All right, thank you guys.

Robby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from Detroit, Michigan. A man was convicted of robbing four banks back in 2008, got out of prison, was like, I'm going to turn my life around. I can't rob banks. anymore. What can I do? So he started going to banks and opening credit cards and other people's

names and he spent $119,000 and then he got busted. Small steps, right? Yeah. I mean, he didn't put anybody at danger doing that. Yeah. He's weaning himself out of it. Yeah. I mean, he waning himself back to prison. Well, yeah. But he did make a change. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Not the smartest change. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. What does that note say you have over there? Well, I got a message from a listener that said, okay, girl to girl, Amy. I'm loving the 25 whistles podcast. Thank you. But Bobby's Barbie's Barbie, her legs on the table are wide open. Her hair is a wreck. And I'm worried it might be sending a bad message. I know the backstory and I love the Barbie, but she needs a little TLC. First of all.

Her name is Suey, I think. We're going to settle on that. Suey. Sui. Her legs are spread. I guess I didn't think about this. And the brush is right there. Why are you not brushing her hair? The brush is... Yes, right there. Yeah. The brush is by... By Hammer's feet.

MC Hammer. I do have two dolls up here. MC Hammer and Barbie. But I have the other University of Barbie still in the package. Thinking about opening it on the air again and driving people crazy. Who is that?

Even Scoob of Steve goes, Oh, my God, you're ruining money. What? Who is that? That's not Sue E. So who is that? She hasn't been opened yet. She hasn't been birthed yet,

so she doesn't need a name. When she comes out of the womb, the box, then she'll get named. So, okay, Sue. Sue E, as in Pig Suey, is my University of Arkansas Barbie. Do a little hairbrush here. Can you hear that?

Mm-hmm. Oh, my. She can't really hear it. She looks pretty good. I never brushed a girl too. I feel like she had a hair tie. I don't know where it went. Where's her scrunchy?

And then I'll do her palm-poms, right? And I will make sure her, do I cross her leg like this? Ooh, that's cool. I never played with a Barbie as much as I have in the past couple. I don't know. I just got to put something in front of her. You can still see it. Mm-hmm.

You know what I mean? Yeah, man, I know what you mean So I guess she's just front and center In some of your videos How do we do what? When you're a cheerleading skirt How do you make sure that people don't see stuff? Well, I mean

Can we get her some pants? She does have blooms on. Oh, here we go. I was gonna say usually have bloomer's underneath She has bloomer's on this You start you start getting I'll like sit her on her Like a high tuck, a knee tuck

Oh, dude, that's not good That may be worse All right I don't Okay, what if I just make her like a rocket And stand her tall There you go. Okay, cool.

With the pom-poms in the air. Perfect. Okay. Good. Oh, she looks cute. Don't be ridiculous. I'll always have a Barbie. On tomorrow show, Parker McCollum will be in here.

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