The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full Show) Who Is The Employee Of The Month for October? + Behind-The -Scenes Show Drama + Lunchbox Spills The Tea On Eddie

Episode Date: November 3, 2022

The Employee of the Month was chosen, and it was close between two people! Find out who it was and who on the show is now blocked from getting it for the next three months. And hear how it's created some drama with the show behind-the-scenes with the fight Eddie got on camera. Then, Lunchbox spills the tea about something Eddie is doing that is making the internet in the studio slow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Complete disclosures available at public.com slash disclosures. Welcome to Thursday show. Morning studio. Morning. All right. Let's see what everybody's up to. Eddie, your first is always. Everybody clap your hands for producer, Eddie.

My nine-year-old boys basketball team, the one I'm coaching, the Laker Bones. The Laker Bones. Yeah. The Boney Lakers. I ran the names by them. They don't like Boney Lakers. They really don't like Laker Bones, but they have really no choice in the matter. Why?

They just think like, why can't we just, be the Lakers. I'm like, no more questions, guys. What do you tell them? We have a sponsor, and his name is Bobby Bones, so we are going to be the Laker Bones. And I even ordered the patches for the jerseys. It's skull and crossbones. So they like that. Yes. Yes. They

like that. And Bones, we had our first practice. And let me give you an update. Our team is stacked. Come on. We're going to be so good. I'm looking at the championship. Come on. Dude, it's so, are you going to come to any games? Yeah, I'm going to tell you two things. One, yeah, you dang right. Okay. Two, if we win the

championship? Pizza party. Yeah! That's what I'm talking about. Pizza party. We are so good. The amount of talent we have on that team is unbelievable.

How many players are there? Eight. Eight players. Pizza party with waters. I don't know. Not water. Caprice sends at least. If you win the championship, pizza party.

Let's go! If you don't win the championship, never play on this clip. Oh, okay. You got it. Deal. I'm Jerry Jones. We win the championship or nothing.

We start trading players how folks at the season. Oh, to rebuild for next year. Bones are nine. I don't think the parents are going to like this, but okay. All right, Eddie, good luck with the team. Thank you.

All right, up next series. Lunchbox, everybody. Say hello to lunchbox. So I have a question for you guys. I need to know if it's creepy or no big deal. Oh, boy. So I'm out in the front yard and this guy's walking his dog and he stops and he's like, so man, what's the layout of your house?

What? And I'm like, what? And he goes, yeah, like, what's the layout look like inside? I said, well, it's got a couple bedrooms in a kitchen. He's like, well, no, no, no. like is the bedroom like is the master bedroom upstairs is it in the front of the house and I was like why would somebody ask that or think it's okay maybe he's an architect that's okay but you lead with that like hey my name is john johnson I'm an architect I've been looking a lot of these houses

here um would you mind sharing I don't know that's just a weird thing it's because I mean you're being cased that's what I've done I was just oh man's got a couple bedrooms got the dog door you things like that and that's all I said and he's like oh okay cool because I always walked by That's one of the, how it looks inside. Like, hey man, what do you pay for your mortgage here? It was just so weird, like out of nowhere question. It wasn't like we were talking about houses. He just, his dog's sitting there sniffing the bush, and he starts to pee on the little.

So he was a neighbor, though, for sure? He has a dog. I mean, he was walking in the neighborhood. I don't know if he was a neighbor. He could have parked his car, block away, and then got out and started walking and asking me to lay out of my house. And I was just like, that was so weird. You didn't tell him.

I like it. Yeah. Good deal. All right. Up next here, she's Amy, everybody. Everybody, Amy, thanks a stuff to do it. Okay, well, I saw a cardinal take her last breath. Oh.

Yeah. His bird minute? Well, let me quickly set this up if we're going to be sad. Amy thinks her mom is a cardinal, and then she became fascinated with birds. And then... Oh, my dad's a blue jay. And her dad's a blue jay. I think that they symbolize.

Well, now you're changing, because you told us you think she's in that cardinal body. Well, I mean, occasionally she probably... But there's male cardinals, female. so sometimes she's red, sometimes she's brown. It just depends. But a brown one, which is the female cardinal, flew into my back door, hit the glass, and then just plop down on my doormat out there.

And I watched it like breathe. And then finally it was its last breath. I kept waiting for it to get back up and fly away, but it didn't. And then my son had to go out there and get it. Well, this is sad. What's the takeaway here? Oh, I just didn't know if my mom was trying to send me a message. Oh, I thought maybe your mom was trying to come visit and didn't realize the door was.

Yeah, like, why, when, why was it? It wasn't even my window where the feeder is. It was all the way under my porch. You know that wasn't your mom, right? Your mom didn't die again. But is there a message. No. There's no message.

The message is your window. Very clean. Right. Congratulations. The bird thought it could fly through it. Yeah. That's it's it. That's tragic.

No need to read anything into that. She thinks it was her mom. Well, I remember once some letters fell off a sign. Yeah. And they spelled out the word N-O to her. And she's like, that's a sign. I like that one, no, Amy. Well, I was just contemplating something in my brain.

Should I say yes? Should I say no? And it was no. That's crazy. Was that a sign? That's crazy. That's crazy. You guys out of your mind.

Okay. No, these aren't signs. These aren't signs, Amy. These aren't signs. I just don't know what this. I believe you can interpret a lot of things into a sign if you really want to see a sign. That's it. If I'm looking for a sign right now, I can look at Eddie.

He's nodding his head yes. Just randomly. I can be like, oh, that means yes. Yes. Whatever you're thinking is yes, Bones. Not a sign. Ray, go ahead. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he hates when people cut in line,

and he's right most of the time. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. Thank you. Wow. Let me run something by you guys. Have a friend of mine. He goes to an adult basketball camp at a major college once a year.

He's been before, maybe not every year. And like former players, coach, and he spent a week and he live there. What do you mean adult? It's like a fantasy camp. I like it. Like you live in the dorm. No, but you live on a house next to campus. You get your own. Bones, can you give us an age range?

Well, it's adults. Your friend, 42? Yeah, 40s. This is so funny. And so he's like, or maybe 39, 40s, that area. He's like, hey, I did this. It's awesome. It's super competitive. Everybody goes, you play three on three. Day one, they draft you. You play teams. Former players are the coaches.

The big coach who's very, very famous. Kump shows up. There's a banquet. He's like, you do it for a week. He's like, you should go to adult basketball fantasy camps. camp. So that's the question because, one, I don't think I'm a great pickup basketball player. I can compete. But if I say yes, I got to train all the way to next May, nonstop. No, you don't need to train. Nonstop. He says it's pretty competitive. No, he says there are guys that were really good high school players. Like, it gets pretty competitive. So my question is, one,

would I be lying going to adult fantasy basketball camp? And then two, am I ready to tackle this and train nonstop until May? I'm just going to go ahead and say no simply for your wife. because she's going to have to deal with you training. Oh, man, I'll be out shoot. It'd be nonstop every day. Yeah. You got to get 100 shots up a day. Part of me would be happy for you going doing something fun that you care about.

Yeah. Like that's not work. But you're going to lean on no? Only for Caitlin. Okay. Eddie? Man, at first time, this is ridiculous. You're 40 years old.

Like, White, what are you doing? But then I'm like a basketball camp for adults and everyone's trying. And the banquet at the end? Dude, I think this is something you have to do. A draft. This is actually really cool as an adult because this is what we did as kids. You go off to summer camp. It was a big banquet.

And you talked about it for years. It was so much fun. Dude, you have to do this. And the coach is one of the most famous in history of coaches. Popovich? No. Can you go without training? No, no.

Why would I want to go into competing? No, no, no. You got to be training. You got to be in training. Every day. I got to be at the Y. I got to be shooting it up. Every day, dude.

Nonstop. You can come to our practices, too, if you want. Do you have to try out to get accepted in the camp? No, no. As long as you pay. You just pay and say it's just like summer camp, but you don't want to be the last kid pick. Yeah, you pay and then you say, this is my fantasy.

Okay, that's why when you said adult, I was like, what is adult? Lunchbox? Yes, it's lame. But yes, you have to do it. And yes, you train. Like there was camp, no counselors where they have adult summer camp. And I looked at going to that back in the day. I was like, that would be awesome.

There's people that do it for like baseball. They go to fantasy baseball camp and it's like, oh my gosh, you're such a loser. But how awesome would it be to do it? I know. You gotta do it. But basketball, I'm a big basketball fan, but I would, it'd be more fun to go to, like. Yes, than baseball. What?

You'd rather go to basketball, right? I'd rather go to, I mean, rock and roll fans you can't be cool. That would be awesome. Basketball, football. Oh, not football. You don't want to get out. You know, you're too old for football. Don't do that.

Anyway, I got some stuff to figure it out in my head. This is awesome. Would it be cool? Yeah. Okay. That'd be cool, right? I'll buy you your first basketball if you sign up. I think he's good, dude. I think he's got a basketball.

I didn't think about this, I need to think about this. It's time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. Just curious, when everyone is off the air, do you refer to Lunchbox by his real name,

or do you still call him Lunchbox? Signed Curious Nicky. I've never called Lunchbox anything but Lunchbox or LB. in the history of our life and existence. If I ever called him a real name, it was just to be funny. Like when a parent calls you your first and middle name. Yeah. So, no, it's only lunchbox.

Nobody here, the only person I ever hear a call him as real name is his wife. Yeah, and even that's weird. More like, who's that? Who you referring to? Yeah. So, yeah. Do most people in your life call you lunchbox? Yeah.

What do you think the percentage is, just in general of all people in life? 75% lunchbox, 25% my real name. Does anyone that comes into your life, new call you your real name. New, yes. There's friends, like new friends that will call me my real name. But, I mean, most people, it's lunchbox. It's just LB. It's weird to hear my real name. Oh, it is?

It's weird to hear it. Because I hear lunchbox so much for so much of the day and most of my life that when someone calls me in my real name, it's like, what? What? If you go to Starbucks and they say, what's the name you put it under? Jason. Jason Gibble, his other fake name that he uses to hide his other fake name. Yeah, because I don't want people to know. Like, if the people working at Starbucks

or a fan and, you know, I'm just getting a sandwich or something at Starbucks, don't want them to know my name. But I thought, okay. I thought you wanted to be famous. No, no, I don't want them to know my real name. Yeah, but it's a quick Google search. Then why not say lunchbox? Oh, I didn't even think about that. Okay. Wait, how did you not? Honestly, never thought about that. You used a fake name for your fake name? Yeah, didn't even think. Man, that's weird. That's two levels deep. I'm going to start using lunchbox now or LB. Okay. Nikki, thank you for the email. We call them lunchbox. And

you do that because if you start calling me my real name on air, you'd call me my real name and it'd be really weird. Nikki, thank you for that email. Email us anytime. Even questions about the show. We'll take them. Morgan, what's the email address? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. All right, close it up. We've got your email

and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. So a woman's kids destroyed her boyfriend's house. They poured cement down the toilet. Uh-oh. Oh, dang. They nailed a door to the roof. Wow.

They ripped out electrical wires out of the wall. About $200,000 in damage. Wow. It's the kids. Sounds like some good kids. Or, it's a bad dude, maybe? Police responded to the home on June 26th after the man had returned to the property and found it in complete disarray.

The man who was renting the home had left about two months prior after having a dispute with his girlfriend and her two sons. The girlfriend was later up. arrested and went to jail leaving her two sons, one of whom is 19 in the home alone. Oh, why was I picturing 10-year-olds? Yeah, me too. When I first read it, I guess I did too. The sons called their mom in jail and said that an eviction notice had been delivered to the house. She told them that she would have destroyed the house if it were her before she went away. There you go.

They talk about dumping the pots into the driveway, destroying the bed frame and appliances, removing walls. All of it is in like the affidavit. The contractor who looked over the damage said it's about $200,000 bucks. The 19-year-old charged of vandalism. He was booked into jail. That pouring concrete in the toilet, never heard of it. That's a crazy one. Is that just mess up the plumbing?

I guess. I guess once it hardened. Everything breaks. Yeah. Yeah, that is a mess. I mean, if you read, let's just say, they're not together anymore, right? So they're not together.

And let's say she gets out of jail. And she's single. And you're like, I met this great girl. And you Google her, like we all do. And you see that she and her kids did this. How great of a girl does she have to be to stay with her? You know, hot. Yeah.

She's got to be like Jennifer Lawrence hot. It doesn't matter. No, it does matter. Do you, if she's smoking hot. No. In it Paltrow, Eddie. That's a facade. You got to look past that and remember that her kids put cement in your plumbing. Yeah, and then you just say, ah, it was her kids. It wasn't really her. Yeah, no, that's a chip off the old block.

But, I mean, genetically, it's a tree. Exactly. I'm far from the apple. I'm far from three, you know. Okay, so let's say she's, Giselle. I'm in. Great. I like how we use her as example now all the time. Lunchbox? I'm in. Is she going to date her anyway?

Oh, yeah. Eddie? No, I'm telling you. Eddie. I'm strong enough to look past that and know what she's capable of doing. Stop. Not going to do it. I mean, she's rehabilitated.

Would you ever let her kids in your house, though? No way. I don't want any of that in my life. No. Yeah, poor guy. Poor guy who's been gone for two months. And the poor guy who owns the house is now got to fix all this stuff. but now people are in jail. The whole situation is bad.

But that's, that's loony tunes. Very loony tunes. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, home is something good. Kason Johnson from Mountain Grove, Missouri is the second grader, and he's celebrating his eighth birthday at school. They have a big party.

It's all fun. And then on the way to the parking lot, he's walking with his mom. He has his birthday balloons. And he loses grip. They go up into the sky. He's like, no, my birthday balloons. Well, a couple days later, 500 miles away, there's a guy named Todd. He's mowing his lawn and he looks on the fence and says, what are those balloons?

And he grabs them and it's Kaysen's balloons. He looks at the tag. It has the school name. It has Kaysen's name on there. He says, you know what? I'm going to mail the school. I'm going to do a little care package. Put $100 in there with little letters.

Say, happy birthday, Kaysen. Put money in there? Yeah. And he sent it to the school and Kaysen got another birthday gift. That's cool. Yeah. I can't believe the guy would send the balloons back. Just period, good for him.

But he also put $100 in there? I think he just saw the balloon and said, you know what? I think the principal was going to steal it. You put cash in there. That money ain't never getting to that kid. The principal.

Yeah. Like, whomever's opening that mail. Probably going to take that money. That's a great story. Well, they didn't take it. Cason got his gift. So that's pretty cool. Happy birthday, Kaysen.

That's good. All right. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good. The loser eats one of those Kit Kat bars. You know, you break off. Covered in tartar sauce.

Oh. No. It's awesome. Amy versus Lunchbox. We'll ask questions to Amy. The lunchbox knows. We'll ask questions to the lunchbox that Amy knows. Whoever loses eats a Kit Kat dipped in tartar sauce.

It's still a Kit Kat guys. No, tartar is going to rule the palate. There's no way around it. Up first, Amy, here are your three questions. If you get it right, you get a point. If you miss it, Lunchbox gets to steal. The thing is, he'll probably get it right because these questions are meant for him. Amy, name one team in the World Series.

Philly's. Correct. Wow. We had that story about the climbing on the poles. That's right. Amy, which way should Lace's face on a football during a field goal? What? When they snap the ball to the holder, and the holder puts it on the ground, which way should the laces face?

I assume the goal away from the kicker's foot, so that way they don't kick the laces and it makes the ball go wonky. Laces out? I'll accept it. Okay. I don't know what they call it, but that's exactly what I said. You got it. Not exactly what you said, but it is what you said. That's exactly what I said.

What does RPMs mean on a vehicle? RPMs, roads per mile, road, RPM. R, RPM. Racehorse. Because RPMs, you see that in your car. I know, I know. I feel like it's like speed, but it's like, row. Something.

Say it again? RPM. RPM. Okay. Per mile per meet. Roads. What could the R stand for? Rough horse, road horse.

Roads. Are you having a stroke? Are you okay? I don't know what's happening over there. I need to answer. I'm thinking horsepower. Time, incorrect, yeah. What is it?

See if lunchbox wants to steal it. Go ahead. I don't even know. You guys know RPM in your car, though, right? It's right there. No, when you gun it, I know. When you gun it, I know. Brum, boom.

Nice. Do you peel out? Yeah. But I don't know what the R stands for. What do you think the P&M stands for? Per meter. Oh. But I don't know.

I can't think of the race per meter because I like to race when I do it. It is revolutions per minute. Oh, I thought it was rotation. Wow, we could not be. We got the per. They're the revolution of the cylinder. Well, Amy comes away with two points. Let's go.

Lunchbox. I'm gonna have tartar in my mouth. Mov. M-A-U-V-E. M-A-V. The color mostly related to what other color? It's really known as another color. It looks like what color.

Move. TAN. Incorrect. Purple. Correct. How do you say it? Move. I said it right.

N-A-A-A-A. Yeah, you got it. M-V. M-V. M-V. M-V. M-W. Lunchbox.

What's the name of the cosmetic used for darkening and thickening? of the eyelashes. What? What's the name of the cosmetic used for darkening and thickening the eyelashes? Oh, mascara. Correct. It's not masquata? It doesn't matter.

Mascara. Lunchbox Good American is a fashion brand by what celebrity? Who's a good American? Good American. Reese Witherspoon. Incorrect. Amy for this deal? Chloe Kardashian.

Correct. Well, Amy wins 4 to 1 Wow Give me a break Hey, give me a break Break me up a piece of that Kit Kat bar with tartar sauce There it is

Okay, so Lunchbox, describe what's in front of you Oh, that's a dark chocolate Kit Kat bar It's not even a good Kit Kat He said one I'm not even a whole Kit Katz Hey, give me a break

Bring me off a Oh golly Scoobin just squirted it all over He is piling it on Okay, okay Okay, okay Chaters sauce It's like he dumped the whole bottle

of tarter on Okay, but lunchbox, do you like tartar sauce anyways? I don't like white. What? Excuse me? That's weird. Oh, I smell it. Woo!

That is sour. You don't like anything white? No. Milk? Really? No, condiments. I don't do white. Ranch?

Never had it. Blue cheese? Never had it. Tartor sauce? Never had it. All right. Let's party. Come on.

I'm going to vomit. I can smell it. I'm going to vomit. He really doesn't do white. Just pretend it's not white. Brig me off a piece of neck. You might give me that bucket. Bye.

with tartar sauce. Oh my gosh. When did your reversion to white condiments? My whole life. Yeah. Ranch, when I worked at Jason's deli, I'd have to do ranch, like, fill up the, and I'd have to turn my head away because I was going to vomit on the salad bar. I would just suggest you pick it up.

I'm trying, man. Put it all in there and give it around. Is he eating all the Kit Kat? Yeah, he's got to eat the bar. The whole thing. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Here, dip it.

Close your eyes. Yeah, dip it. Close your eyes. Take up. Pretend it's a fish stick. And pretend it's a fish stick. I never dipped it. I just ate my fish sticks plain.

Three, two, one, go. Just put it in. Oh, hello. You gotta eat it, dude. Hurry. Guys, I am so trying, like, I'm not joking. This is really bad for me. What can we do to make this easier for you?

Just be quiet. You want me to put in your mouth? Yeah, but clock is ticking. Oh my gosh. Three. Oh, here we go. Two, I'm gonna do it. One, go.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I'm trying. Eddie, quit touching. He keeps taking his... I want to see it. Wait. I want to see it. I start smelling it. Don't smell it.

Oh, it's... Just pretend it's red. Okay. That doesn't make it even better. And go. And go. And go. Oh, no, he stuck in his mouth.

You took it out. You took it out. Put it back in. Just go. Oh, I got it in my mouth. Eat it. Just eat it. Go.

He's going to throw up. Okay, there's one bite. Eat it. Don't spit it. Chew it, chew it, chew it, let's go. You got it. He's shaking like he's freezing. Oh, no. What?

What are you doing? Dude, just eat it. Eat the other half. I'm sorry. I'm scared. Act like it's Fear Factor and you're on TV. Yes. He just turned it by kicking his head back.

Act like you're going to get on the news. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's stuck in his throat. Oh my God. If you eat this next bite quickly, you might win the lottery. Yeah, yeah. Go chew it. A second bite.

Lunchbox, just eat it. This is like my kids. Throw it back so that it'll fall to the back of the show. He's taking his head. Oh. Why do you keep slinging your head back? I don't get it. He's hoping.

Oh, he's puking. Oh, my gosh. You just spit it out, this does not count. Okay, I tell you what, eat the second half in the next 20 seconds. We'll call it even. That's all I can do is you. He just spit it out.

I did I spit it out. Oh, no, do that pour it on Eddie. He just put that right in my face. Just put it. He get it. There he goes, in his mouth. He shoved it in the back of his throat. Yeah.

Oh, oh. He's making me want to throw up. Me too. Okay, let's go. He's like going into convulsions. Oh, he's convulsing. He's convulsing. What is, though?

What did you just say? I'm done. I'm done. Get out. He did it. It's gone. Do you need to go? No, I'm good.

Okay, I'll work. Get my water, ready? Oh, right here, sorry. You guys, act like he's on fire. Yeah, guys, he's fine. Everybody's running over to put him out. He's fine. Amy, he's not sick.

He's not sick. Oh, my goodness. Those are the noises he makes on a regular day. It's not as loud. Okay, good job. Amy, you're the winner. Thank you. Lunchbox.

I'm going to Elder Merliniel. What? Say that again. One more time. Go to Elder Millennial. It's 4 to 1 right now. Amy over. Good.

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Whoa, really? That's cool. Yeah. She says she wanted a huge white wedding, but she was kicked out of churches and threatened with exorcisms while looking for a venue. She says it turned out fine since Eduardo doesn't feel comfortable in churches anyway. Of course not. He doesn't go to the... You think she really thinks she's marrying a ghost? I don't know. Well, maybe.

Was anybody attending the wedding? The 38-year-old woman describes her partner as a Victorian soldier and has admitted she wasn't a believer in ghost until meeting Eduardo and deciding to marry him. She wanted a huge white wedding with her family and friends there, but a lot of them didn't understand, especially churches. She said she was kicked out of churches and even threatened, and it's fine because it wasn't cool with Eduardo anyway. Or Eduardo's friends. What if? Let me just run this by you, right?

Oh, boy. What if we're the idiots? And we're the only ones who can't see Eduardo. And Eduardo is real. That's like the TV show ghosts. In the house? Have you seen that? Yes, parts of it.

Yeah, me too. It's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on Peacock, right? NBC? Yeah, CBS, I think. And then I haven't. I've only seen commercials and I think I've seen it then.

Yeah, that's funny. Okay, so what are the odds that Eduardo is real? Like, how do we rate this? Here's the problem. He might be real. I mean, but trying to marry. Marry him is ridiculous. Too young.

No. Why would it be ridiculous if he's real? I mean, because lunchbox, you have had ghosts. Right, I've had a ghost encounter, so I can't. So ghosts are real, but the fact that she thinks she can marry the ghost and that the ghost is like dating her. Oh, you think he's getting around? No. He's bouncing around room to room.

No, he's not loyal. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying, yes, there's probably a ghost, but to have a relationship with one, no. That makes no sense. It makes no sense at all. Yeah. If it's real, why not have a relationship with them? That ain't real.

So let's move over to this. This woman, Renee, was in Maryland walking her two dogs, and a bear came up to them as she was walking her dogs. One of the dogs lunged at the bear and tried to fight it, and that's when the bear decided to take out the biggest person, which was the human. Oh, no. And so the bear attacked her.

The 55-year-old said she did what she was always told to do when encountering a bear in the wild. Be loud and act big. And that's when the bear attacked her. I told you guys, run. So don't do that. Throw a dog at it. Throw a dog at it.

Pick the smallest dog. Yeah, she should have just sacrificed the dog. Chalking at the bear and take off. So she got big and was like, Rha-ha-ha-ha! And the bear's like, okay, challenge accepted and attacked her. Right, because they're way bigger than us anyway. Yes, of course they are.

Everyone's like, get up in the bear's eyes, look in the eyes and tell her, I'm not scared of you. Yeah, you know the bear's going to do? One paw to the head and then it's going to eat you. So you get out of town. He swatted her down and then bitter left leg right above the knee. And then he tossed her to the side and the bear continued to bite her. He bit my skull in the side of my face twice And with the first bite on the left side of my face

I heard my skull go Oh, oh The only thing she could do at that point In order to get the bear to stop was to play dead Do the opposite of be big and loud She covered her head with her arms Rolled to the ground Which is when the bear was like

Okay, I'm not interested anymore She wouldn't find back, she wasn't playing And so she pulled out her phone called 911 Had to wipe the dripping blood off of her She couldn't do so much blood coming out of her Oh my gosh. She was taken to the hospital. She underwent surgery.

They fixed an orbital fracture, which is her eye, severed nerves, and then sewed up her scout face, chest, and left leg. She's okay. Okay, as in like she's going to live. It's from Fox News. But a bear got her. Just walking the dogs through the woods. So that bear was either hungry, sick, injured, or scared.

Or just playful. I just wanted to play a little bit. Yeah, but, you know, animals, they're not going to attack you unless they're hungry. They're sick, they're injured, or they're scared for themselves or their kids, their babies, right? Because if you're mess with a cub, they're like, they're scared, you're going to mess with, so they're going to attack you for that reason as well. So you hope they find the bear because those aren't good things. If the bear is hungry, it means there's not enough food for that bear to live anyway.

Oh, yeah. So, but it's wild to think you'd just be walking your dog down a trail and a bear comes out and get you. And just get you and, like, seize you and goes, yep, this is mine. Game time, game on. So what is it? Is it played, is it played, Dad? Is that what we should do? No, you're going to say run away.

Bro the dog. No, throw the dog. Because even if you play dead, the dog's not going to play dead. Exactly. That's why you throw the dog. What I would do is I would just run. And then if the bear happens to get the slowest person or dog. So be it. I'm running. Guys, you can act like you're going to stay and be big to a bear.

I'm running. I don't think I'd be big. I would just stay there. Not move. Play dead. But as the bear comes closer and closer to you, you're just going to stay there. Then I'm like, oh, dead. Slowly fall down. I'm dead bear.

You just kill yourself. Yeah. You'll show that bear. You kill yourself literally. Yeah, that's a bad story, but she lived, and it's like animals. Hey, animals are getting crazy. What's wrong with, hey, what's wrong with animals? What's wrong with animals?

That's the new segment. On Monday night, I got one hour asleep because I had a splitting, splitting headache. Maybe it was Sunday night into Monday. But I'm telling you, it's Thursday. I'm not fully recovered from a night of getting only one hour asleep. Yeah, that's tough. Yeah. We're getting older.

It takes longer. And you don't really recover. cover. It's like you can't sleep 30 hours. Well, I didn't. I couldn't even do that. Right. But it's like I'm still feeling the pain four days later, five days later, whatever it is. And so I don't even know that it's an age thing as much as it is, uh, me

accepting as an age thing. Yes, that's right. Uh, what were we talking about some flight over there? Well, I saw this article about how this woman gave birth on a flight. She went into early labor. She's only like 32 weeks, but... Do months. Do months, please. Oh, months? I don't know. Divide that. 32 weeks. Months.

Months. Do the math. Divided by four. 32 divided by four, six, seven months. So back to what Bobby said, do months, please. Whatever. The point of this. It's about seven and a half months. I think, thank you. The point of this story is Breeland had posted recently on Instagram that he was on a flight that got diverted because a woman went into labor. And he was like, I just say, he's like, say some prayers for this person. I have no idea what happened. All I know is like, she's having a baby on the plane. And I wondered, I was like, oh my gosh, was this the flight Breeland was on. Did you check and see if his Instagram was the same place that flight was going to? Nah. You didn't check out.

Well, not yet. NPR will quote you. Don't quote me NPR at all. Got a fact check that stuff. But the woman ended up naming her kid like Skyland Cave on Air. Huh. All right. We get it.

No, not because. Maybe she'll get free flights or something or the kid will. Nah. I think if they would name the kid Delta. For sure. That he got some free flights. One flight. Yeah, yeah.

The Bob Bowl Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So let's say you're an adult and your family is going on a vacation. Should you have to pay your way or your parents pay your way? I'm an adult. Yeah. But my family, meaning my parents as well. Yeah, like if your mom and your dad are like, hey, we want to get the family together, we're all going to go.

You're an adult. You started with a thing that matters. You're an adult. You pay for your own. I guess unless you grow up in a wealthy family where that's just understood, but I don't understand that. My understanding is if you're an adult, you pay for yourself. The only time I guess you don't is if you go to, I guess, to dinner with your parents. Oh, you let them pick up the bell. Yeah, I guess.

But then I don't know. I just never had parents. I don't know. And I'm barely an adult. So what do I do? Yeah. Well, it's crazy because most kids say that our adults, like, no, no, no, no. If my parents are planning a family vacation, they should pay for everybody.

My in-laws do that. That's awesome. They'll say we're going to the beach for the summer. And then all you guys come, we got it. Pretty cool. You know what? I'm sure that's not wrong. I don't understand that language.

I need Rosetta Stone, healthy family. Dude, it's the coolest language you'll ever hear. It's awesome. I need Rosetta Stone family had consistent jobs. Learn that language. I don't think they have that. Because I just, I would never even think that. But that's great.

I love it. I mean, that's the goal for me to do downward. Yeah, exactly. And that's what my father-in-law says. He's like, I'm able to do it, so I want to do it. Yeah. So I'm not trying to be a hater. But I want to also say to parents out there

that want to have a family vacation and want to invite everybody, you should not feel the pressure to pay for them because not every family has the funds for that. Correct. I would think very few. Yeah. And I think you start the invitation like this. Hey, I'm not paying, but would you like to go on vacation with us?

Yeah. Or like, we're going to all be splitting this. It could be cool and we could save money this way, but all be together. Yeah. I'm not paying. What else? A new poll found that the average person would need four extra hours a day to get everything done that they have on their list.

And it just made me think of your calendar, Bobby, because. I honestly, I don't know sometimes when you show it in here, like I don't know how you do get it all done. I get it all done because I prioritize getting to the next place and being respectful of the person I'm going to, not the person that I'm with. Meaning, I let everybody know this is when I'm here. I'm here for you. I'm dedicated fully to you for this time. But I have to leave it this exact time. And so as long as I can stay on that, then everybody wins, including myself. I also schedule everything within 15 minutes of each other. And then I have a calendar that like what people see and then a calendar that's personal and you make it work. It's great. Yeah, I guess I just struggle with the ending, the heart out, you know, because I just... It just has to be established. Right. Okay. And then once you

set the precedent with people, hey, I have to be out and then you leave, they, they respect, it may be uncomfortable, but they respect it and then they value it the next time as well. And then I value theirs, too. It's not just about me. I also value everybody else's time that I'm with. That's what it. It's just about valuing and prioritizing. I remember like 10 years ago, I had a meeting with a woman and she was like a business woman and she she kind of did what you're saying and I I should have picked up on it and respected it more but we sat down she goes hey I got 30 minutes the next 30 minutes are yours what you got like and then I'm out and I make sure to go hey this next hour 90 minutes like I'm fully dedicated yeah I'm not even gonna have my phone like I'll say things to

go to me and you my heart out is this point and so but that's how and then also you just writing it down anywhere like people like lunchbox that don't have anything written down has to go by his head. And you don't have as much. Right. I probably don't have as much as you, but I have things, but I just don't write anything down. Well, but also it's not just about meetings. It's things like cooking dinner, tidying the house, helping kids with their homework. Like, there's a lot that end up on people. No, it's just a list of things to do throughout the day. And apparently, we're not getting stuff done and we need an extra four hours a day. I also, aside from a calendar, because I know I'm abnormal, that I keep a to-do list on my phone

in my notes app. And it's always being updated. I have seven things today. Oh, my God. That's ridiculous. Now, some of them I may not get to today, but the ones that I need to get to first are on the top, and I check them off as a day goes. But that way I don't forget stuff.

And a month from now, I'm like, oh, I forgot to feed the dog. And the dog's dead. Too late. Yeah. So, all right, what else? Travis Tritt is having some severe knee pain. Past several weeks, I guess he's got a torn meniscus, and so this has led to him canceling

a bunch of upcoming shows that he was supposed to be doing for the month of November. So if you're looking forward to seeing him, he's going to have to recover first. Not a great day to be alive, is it? Oh, man. It's not for a double T. All right, is that it? I may be. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories.

It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell him it's something good. When a carjacker with a gun demanded Tim Sheridan in Chicago give him his wallet and the keys to his car, he handed him over. But then he realized a few minutes later, after his adrenaline started to come down a little bit, that his dog was still in the car. The dog's name is Bowie. Bowie, it was like a kid, Tim. He was so distraught at losing Bowie. Obviously, he couldn't sleep. So he started to call people. He's like, hey, we watch out for my car. Some of the neighbors said,

yeah, we're going to find Bowie. They woke up, they went on the search, and they found Bowie the next day. The carjacker, when he stole the car and he left the dog out of the car. Oh, good for him. I know, right? It's almost like... No charges. Well, I don't know if that's the case. It's got to be Charles. It's not like Brady Bunch where at the end if you admit that you did something wrong, they're like, okay, well, nobody's in trouble then. But the carjacker let Bowie go right after it happened. And so the dog was wandering the streets. It doesn't say anything about the car, but I don't think he cares that much about the car.

I think that can be handled with insurance or whatever happens. But he does have the dog, and here is Tim saying how the hell from strangers show that people really are good. It just shows you Chicago is a great city and people are really good. I'm just glad they found Boeing. That stresses me out too. And then you want to be like as a judge, all right, carjacker, would you get five days off your sentence? Yeah, five days, sure. It's better than nothing. It's right.

It's like when they steal a car and there's a kid in it, they lay the kid out on the side. Yeah. It's so thoughtful. They could have taken the kid. They go to... Yeah. That's like a 10-day. Yeah.

Carjacker, 10-day lessons. All right, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. We have 90 seconds to figure out Amy's corny jokes. You know, every day, right at this time, Amy does the morning corny. But on Thursdays, we do the investigative corny. The most we've ever gotten in 90 seconds is four. How we've gotten close to five.

And we've gotten it a couple times. Amy, are you loaded with jokes? Because today, I'm feeling good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go. I'm loaded. Clarity. at an excess level.

Yes. The more records y'all try to break, the more you wipe me of jokes. Yeah, get to the jokes. There's a weird pause there after wipe me. Yeah, that's weird. Well, wipe me out of jokes. Yeah, get to out faster.

Here we go. I have 90 seconds. Ray, are you ready? Let's go. The morning corny. What kind of noise does a limping turkey make? Wob, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble. That's one.

Wow. Wow. Wow. That was faster than I thought. What instrument does a turkey play? Flute. What do we all think? I don't know.

I have no idea. Trombone. Oh, trombone. Trombone. Which bone? Domble. Feather. Feather flute.

What instrument? Trom, okay, instruments. Let's go. Guitar. Think of band. Bass. Drumsticks. Drumsticks.

Drumsticks. Okay, okay, yes. Speaking of music, what kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Rock. Plumth Rock. Plymouth Rock. Rock. Is that right? Yes. Oh my goodness. Oh my gosh. Settle down guys. Okay, what do farmers wear under their shirt when they're cold?

Plaid? Under shirt. Under their shirt when they're cold. Farmers. Farmers. Fur. What do farm? What shirt do they wear? Fur, uh, cotton, uh, cotton. Cotton shirts. Yeah. No. Do we read it again? What kind of, what do farmers wear under their shirt when they're cold? under their shirts. What do you wear under a shirt? A jacket. What are those called?

By jackets on the top, huh? Yeah, I don't really understand the joke. Long John's, thermal underwear. What do farmers do? And I'm talking about the fall. I'm talking about... Under their shirts? Harvest.

Corn. Stocks. Harvest. Harvest. Yes. Harvest. Oh, a harvest. Why would you wear that under a shirt?

Why would you wear a vest under a shirt? Okay, over? Yeah. Harvest. We were led. stray, guys. So I should have said over? Yeah, hey, instant replay.

Go to the tape. Let's make sure we were fed. Amy, like, what does he wear when he's cold? A harvest. Yeah, or what does he wear over his shirt? A harvest. Oh, well, don't be... Wow, we were on record pace. We were, man.

I think there's some corruption. Dang. I mean... Who's paying you? Because she didn't want to waste her jokes on us. She didn't want to wipe her. That's right. Wait, how many did you get?

Three. Three, but we would have... Oh, that's too bad. We were on a roll. We still got three, and you know what? We should be proud because if it weren't for Amy lobbing us a crooked softball, we'd probably knock that one out.

Y'all figured it out, though. That's the crazy part. No, we didn't. Yes, Lensbox did. We should still feel good about ourselves. Ready, guys? Yeah. Clear eyes, full hearts.

Can't lose. Good job, guys. Thank you. It is a good job. We did our best, and that's all we can ask for, right, guys? That's all we can ask for. Everybody wants to be an employee of the month, not only because it's the prestige,

but because this will, Cold hard cash. You have the opportunity to actually win $150. Wow. Because if it lands on 50, you can have that money. If it length and spin again times three and then it lands on 50, oh, my gosh. You have that money.

Oh. It would be amazing. Who do you think to employ the month, Amy, if I'm just asking you this month? I honestly, I... Have you ever been employee of the month? I have not. Oh, never? No.

Oh, man. Wow. I think I've been like four times. Yeah, I know. Ahby's made it a few times. Yeah. It's time to crown the Employee of the Month for October. Lunchbox, who do you think's employee of the month?

It's me. October, I crushed it. Just do you know, I'm not going to give any details away, but I crushed it. Well, I mean, you can still change our mind, I guess. I don't need to change your mind. I already know I've got the votes. I'd like to recognize the member of the show has brought the best content, best storylines overall, shine the most.

More than anybody else in the room. Yep. The last employee of the month was Mike D. Which was absolutely atrocious. Why? Because clearly it should have been me, and he wasn't even eligible. And then Bobby throws him a bone. Run throw him a bone. He deserved it. Probably deserved it many months.

So you can take a spin here, win some cash. You can do self-promotion. You can block somebody for next month. Oh, dang. So all those are options if you want. Block somebody. Has anybody ever done that? No, but you can officially take someone out of the running. Good. That's so mean. I tell you what, let's up that Annie. What? You can take someone out of the running for three months. Wow. Three months. If you win, you can choose. You can choose who is eliminated for three months for employee of the month.

Whoever does that is just plain rude. No one will do it. So let's go. Let's talk to you guys. I put some interesting things down about each of you. Ramundo, I'm going to talk to you first. Ramundo, you got Barbara Corkerun on board. And she loved your shark tank pitch.

And it was the first time ever that anyone's ever been like, yeah, I like it. And that was a storyline and it went for a while. And you've shown up early. You've been dedicated. Ramundo, you are still in the mix. Yeah! He shows up early by his own. He shows up...

But he's dependable. He's here at midnight. But I'm... We're all dependable. We're all here. We're more dependable because we wake up when we're supposed to and then come to work. I'm not going to penalize Ramundo for his neurosis, but... But can we just eliminate lunchbox commenting after every single person? Not yet.

Amy. Okay. Let's talk about you this last month. Okay. Yeah, you lost a wheel. But you did go watch Terrify. too. At the last minute.

And also the saga with your daughter's Halloween costume. Yeah. Pretty good content. Amy, for the month of October, you are eliminated. You are not employed the month. Another month, Amy. Amy, you were my stiffest competition, so it's over. Thank you.

Morgan. Ha! The boots on Instagram. Talked about that. Yeah, that was a hot topic. It was a hot topic. A lot of social media this last month. It's been pretty big for us.

Morgan, you're eliminated. You get a good month, but you're best. Eddie. Come on. Like, this last month, one-liners, you've been at it. Oh, thank you, dude. I've been working on that. Yeah, like, I know you're over there. I know you got me. Zing, ding, ding.

Zends me up sometimes. Yeah, you got it. One-liners of the winner, then. You got it. He's not a lot more than that, too. Eddie, why do you think you should be employed the month? Oh, whoa, whoa. I have mooned.

It's just as much as I work, you know? Like, why not be employed? Eddie, you were eliminated. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Exactly. You knew that.

So Ray is still in. Ray versus lunch. Let's go. Abby. Oh. You've been on the air a lot last month. Yeah. Yeah, you brought a lot to the show this last month.

Don't you feel like it? Uh-huh. I do. Working behind the scenes tirelessly on many things. Abby, you are still in the mix. Ooh, okay. Lunchbox, you want to do your thing now where you say why you should be employee of the month? I already know why I'm the employee of the month.

Because I dominated October, so let's go. Lunchbox. Vegas for Bad Out of Hell. I got my speech ready. Got your lines cut. He didn't get his lines cut. Do you want to give your speech now? Yeah, go and give your speech. You want me to give my speech? All right. I'm coming in like a bad out of hell and I'm just glad my speech didn't get cut like my lines did in the play. Speaking of getting cut, this segment is going to get cut in the future.

If you guys don't step up your game because people are tired of me winning every single month. But I'm here on top of the mountain to accept my crown as Employee of the Month. If you win this month, how many months is that over all you won. Like five. No, that's not true. I don't know. I can't keep up. I won once, maybe. Okay, I think so too. I think once. Okay, lunchbox

you are still in the mix. I know. Hey, Ray. Yo, you are eliminated. Dang it. Let's go! Wait, wait, wait, it comes down to lunchbox and Abby? Employer the month. This is great. Abby, do you have your speech? I do. Would you like to read it? Yeah, I can read it. Go ahead. Just in case you, let's just hear it. Okay.

Thank you, Bobby. I really do feel like I deserve this this month. I mean, after going all the way to Vegas with lunchbox sitting through three shows of Bad Out of Hell and being let down after he said he got me a gig. And also, oh, he spilled the tea on me from Vegas, like sharing all my secrets. Thank you. But technically wouldn't that be in lunchbox? That would be lunchbox material. So thank you. Well, she can say she doesn't want to talk about it. You just pointed out. Exactly. No, you have to. The only reason you were on air.

You have to use me to get material. Oh, that's a great point. You have to use Abby to get on air. Oh, Abby, you should be thanking me or else you wouldn't be on it. The employee of the month for October is. Me! Let's spin that wheel! If you win, lunchbox, are you spending the wheel for money? Heck yeah! Spitting that money, money, money, money, money.

Abby, if you win, are you spending the wheel or blocking somebody? I might block someone. Actually. That's great. That'd be hilarious. Yes. The employee of the month for October is, love saying it. There's no doubt.

Leave no doubt! Let them remember the night. They played the Titans. What are you talking about? The employee of the month is Abby. Oh, shit. And here's the list. Here's the list.

There is no way you can give Abby. She's been extremely open and vulnerable with her dating life. Our listeners have engaged like crazy all over social media. She's been on the air many times. When was she open about her dating life? She ended up having the best story from Vegas. Watchbox's trip was a bust. But after his lines got cut, Abby returned and sang on the streets.

She hosted the Bobbycast with Nate Smith. That has not the show. this, she crushes it on the phones, she produces segments, by our internal vote. Abby is Employee of the Month. Thank you. The only reason she's saying on the street

was because of me. Her dating life was exposed because of me, so she wasn't... But you're using her for content. She's the one doing... That's what we do on this show. Abby, you are... That's horrendous.

Dang, thank you. You are the employee of the month. Okay. Abby, you can block someone for three months. Oh, is that so mean? Oh, my goodness. Abby, do it. You can block someone for three months or...

I just said a minute ago no one would ever block. Abby, it's so low. I'm such a nice person. Abby, Abby, would you block someone for three months or would you spend the wheel? Either are your options. Don't let, don't be influenced by anybody in the room looking at you. But Abby, think about what he's done to you. I am going to absolutely block someone.

No, Abby blocks can't win for November, December, or January. This feels so good. You have no idea. Okay. Abby, I don't know. It could be anybody in the room. I mean, it could be anybody. Anyone? You like Amy or Eddie or Morgan? Hey. Ray or... I mean, if you block me, who care. I wouldn't block you, Amy. Abby, who are you blocking for three months from Employee the Month?

I think we can guess. Lunch Fox. Oh! That's great. Hey, the next three months, I'll be slacking over here. Wow, Abby, great job. Is there any difference at all? Every day.

Abby, great job. You really killed an employee. You know what? I'm giving you one spin anyway. What? Okay. For the money, let's spin the wheel. Dude, watch it be $50. What is it? $1. I'll take a dollar.

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a day. And sometimes you get at that point we drink so much water, you're like, ugh, I hate water. I never want to see water again. That's me after one drink. But I do. I try to have a bottle of water before I even start, and then I try to have another couple, 12 bouncers while I'm up here in the studio. You got to get water and you got to get sleep because they're saying if you don't get enough sleep, what happens is glaucoma starts to develop. Wow. A common eye condition where the optic nerve that connects to the eye to the brain is damaged. Complete blindness if not treated, but they're saying now part of the leading reason this is happening is because people aren't getting enough sleep and it's setting off things. So that's it. That's all I'm saying.

daring me into sleep. Well, I'm taking a nap right now. I already don't see well. My right eye has like 4% vision. Always has. I've never known it to work. So I don't know what it's like to see well. So my right eye has 4% vision. My left eye, not good at all either, not near as bad. And I'm colorblind. If I honestly think, if I would have had good vision, I could have been a pretty good college baseball player. What? Dang, dude. We've jumped from here to there. It's possible. I'm just telling you, because I was a good high school player, I just couldn't see, imagine if I could see. I think my high school year. Is that all

it takes is that's the skill of sight? No. I know you have others. Because he had the other skills. I did. Yeah. I was a defensive player of the year for the entire conference in my senior year. Are we talking pro or college? College. I could have been a pretty good college player. No, not pro. Well, and then maybe pro. No, I don't have that. He draws the line.

I draw the line, Eddie. I'm not going to be crazy. Stop being ridiculous. But I knew you could have this. I only bad at like $2.90 my senior year. But imagine if I could have seen. I only had one eye that only partially worked. You can only go back in time. If I can only go back in time.

Gosh. I know what could have been if I'd have just been born with normal. I should get a, I mean, shouldn't I get like a certain pass? I can't see? Like a handicapped? Not completely, but like something in the middle. What do they call that? Yeah.

I need like a middle. Yeah. I shouldn't get that spot because I'm not in a wheelchair. I'm not handicapped. But something that's better than where you guys get to park because you're normal. Maybe like concert tickets. What is park? No, I was thinking like a trip to Disney.

But you can't see your way to the video or the store. I get lost. I get lost. You got to be careful because walking through the parking lot, you get hit by a car because you can't see as well. That's true. We went trick-or-treating on Monday night. Was that Halloween? Yeah, was it dangerous?

Because he didn't have glasses. Because he didn't have glasses. Because he didn't have glasses. I'm walking. I'm stepping on kids. You guys don't even know. Let's talk to Josh and Virginia. Hey, Josh, I appreciate your calling. What's up, buddy?

Hey, good morning, studio. Morning. You all ready for the dance party tomorrow? We are. I'm always ready for the dance party tomorrow. Heck yeah. Hey, quick question. So I was wondering if you could give a little backstory about why other competing radio stations thought that you guys would totally bomb and not be a success.

I can tell you one story specifically. I remember when we were in Austin and that's where. this show started is I was by myself and I only had one microphone. I mean when lunchbox first came on they wouldn't even give us a second microphone. We had no money whatsoever. So lunchbox would just yell from the corner or he would go out on a cell phone and be in the street. That's how we did the show. And so we had started this and I started spending my own money to buy this little piece of technology that could spread over distance. And I realized early on that if we use this thing and we used a couple of them together, we could go to Kansas.

And so Wichita, Kansas was the very first station to ever pick us up when we were in Austin. And so we went on and I did it for free. I spent all my own money. And I was probably making at that point doing mornings in Austin solo like $70,000 a year. And I was spending probably 50 of it on all the equipment. But I was single. It didn't matter. I knew how to be broke.

I grew up broke. So it was all good. And I knew I was investing kind of the future of this show. So I bought all the equipment. I hired a producer with my own money. Still couldn't afford a microphone for lunchbox. We were going at it every day. Still yon.

Yes, we're still yes. And so, thank God. And I'll always be loyal to Wichita, Kansas, because they were our first ever affiliate. We went number one there. So we started to spread. I started to buy more equipment. The company, they didn't care what we did

because they didn't even know we existed. And I was like, hey, I'm going to buy more equipment. Are that cool? And they're like, who are you? This is a while ago. And so I started to buy and fill up this room with this little box. And so we went on there. We went on Tuscaloosa.

They picked us up, did it for free, paid for the phone lines and everything. our boss now, Rod Phillips, flew into town. And he said, hey man, I think, I don't think you're as bad as everybody says. I'm like, wait, what are they saying? He said, we should really use you in some other places. No, not one single person of management ever had called me or come to see me or anything. And I was just like, wow, somebody actually believes me.

Because I'd always done things a bit different, obviously. I sound different. We do the show different than other shows. And he said, why don't you go on? and he put me on in this town in Mississippi, put me on this town in Georgia. We went on in Lubbock, which was awesome for us,

Amarillo, we started to win in these places. Okay, smash cut, we're on like 25 or 30 cities. I'm totally invested in all this equipment. I'm going, guys, I'm, somebody's got to help me here. We're running all that, we don't know how to do it, but I learned how to do all this and run all this equipment because I had to. So finally the company comes in and goes,

okay, we believe in you. I'm like, well, yeah, we have 27 affiliates. You have to. Like, you have too much money. on the line here. And so they say, boom, and they sign me to a new deal. And they say, okay, you're going to stay in Austin forever. I'm like, okay, cool. And they had said to me, hey, look, if Elvis and New York leaves or Ryan, Secrets and L.A. leaves, that's you, you're up. But they never left. Those two guys are still killing it. Still haven't left. Yeah. And good for them.

They're crushing it. And I'm like, all right. And so I was like, hey, I'm going to, I had a clause in my contract. It's like, I'm going to go. I'm going to get out of here. And they were like, well, wait, what do you want to do? If you could do anything in the whole world, I said, well, I would like to talk to people like me, and I'm already getting in trouble on these stations because we had brought Willie Nelson in.

Derek Bentley came in. I mean, I could list all the country acts because I grew up on country music, so I would bring in country artists all the time. And they'd play on our show, and people would go like, oh, you're too country to do pop. And so I said, I would like to go,

and I would like to do a show more like that. There's never been a nationally syndicated country show. Why don't we attempt that? I come here, sign the deal, and I remember I went to a radio convention. The company sent me to a radio convention, and I ran into one of the heads of another company, who I didn't know, but he was at the time I believe was the CEO. And he said, hey, Bob Jones, the CEO, what's up? He said, hey, we love for you to come and work in Orlando for us.

I said, I can't. I'm going to go work for this company, and we're going to be the first ever nationally syndicated show. He's like, that's not going to work. I was like, what do you mean? He goes, here's what I'm going to tell you right now, as soon as they fire you, you can come work for me over here, and I'll put you on. Orlando and Tampa. I said, what do you mean it's not going to work? He's like, you're, the country music isn't you. You don't have a cowboy hat or a belt buckle. So that's not going to

work. It's never worked for anybody that, that is like you. I was like what do you mean, like me? I said, okay, well, I hope I never have to see you again. I didn't say in a mean way, but I really didn't want to see him again because I didn't want to go, hey, remember that Orlando offer? Right. And we came here and it was brutal for two years. And it was brutal because a couple different reasons. One, we didn't come in and just embrace everything that had been done a certain way for 50 years. I didn't come in and fake like I wore a cowboy hat. Am I from a rural town in Arkansas? I grew up a country music? Yes. Do I consider myself pretty close to a country music expert in my knowledge of it and love and passion? Yes. But also did I grow up in the digital area in the digital

world where I got to listen to hip hop and alternative and country? And I don't lie about all my influence. Yeah. But that was not warm and welcome and fuzzy. here because you're supposed to, or at least you were supposed to be like, you know what? It's the only kind of music I like and everybody who doesn't like it. You ain't country. But I wasn't like that. I'm not like that now. I understand.

And so that is the reason because we were so different. That being said, what we do here now is imitated now in a lot of places and pretty well in some places. And sometimes it's not even imitated. It's just giving other people a door to go, hey, I'm different as well. And I want to do country. I love that. But that's why, because I don't.

sound very good. I don't have a great voice. I talk too fast. Sometimes I'm a little too honest. I don't have a rule on the show where you have to say something so people like you. I think if we're honest and you disagree with us, at least you can still respect us even if you don't like us for a second. Because I think long term, that's good for the show and it's good for our relationship. My relationship with you, Josh, my relationship to the listener, my relationship to our clients. But because of that and because we really fought the system, people said we wouldn't work out. And we probably shouldn't have.

In our career, lunchbox has gone to jail. I've been sued. I've been jumped. It's been a rocky road to get here. But it's been pretty awesome. And I'm pretty grateful for it at this point. So that's the story, Josh.

We're a little bit different. We're not the cool kids. We're not the people that were picked first. When people are, all right, I'll take him, I'll take him. We never claimed to be. And because of that and because we never put up some sort of facade, we were told we wouldn't work. The end.

People love diversity. Yeah, I mean, I guess. Eddie, are you diversity? I am diversity. Mike, I wonder that. I am the face of diversity. Yeah. I don't know what that means.

I went with it. All right, Josh, I appreciate you, buddy. Different. Yes, sir. Thank you so much. All right, bye. A college student goes to the hospital, and she's like, I'm hurting him. my side. I'm hurting on my side. And they're like, well, it sounds like appendicitis. Let's go in.

And they go in and they're like, uh, that is not appendicitis. You are having a baby. Oh, no. That's very different. The college and it was shocked to see a baby when her doctor's performed ultrasound to see if she was having appendicitis or period cramps or whatever. And so they're like, yeah, no, no, that's not what that is. It's a baby. Wow. Boy, how does your life just like that? Just like that. I mean, it's a 180. In that you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, college kid and you have what's happening to kids. You get appendix taken out when you're a kid sometimes. And all of a sudden, now you're a mom.

She said she was the skinniest she's ever been. She was having a regular cycle. She had what's called a cryptic pregnancy. It's a mysterious pregnancy that goes unnoticed until very late into the pregnancy or until they give birth. Wow. But it's legit. Daily Mail has a story.

I haven't heard it defined as that. But that makes sense. That is crazy. What if I went in? They're like, hey, bro. Cryptic. I'd be like, what? Time to get to the news.

Bobby's big. The number's now $1.5 billion because nobody won the power ball last night. I don't know how people aren't winning. I thought about going in last night too, and I just forgot to email Scuba. Are you glad you did? Yeah, now I'm like, okay.

I just think it's funny when people go, you know what, $1.5 billion I'm in for, but $800 million. I know, I'm too good for that. Scuba, we win anything last night? Yes, we won $10. Oh. What are we saying now?

Scuba, how much did we make from the tickets we bought? We made $10 total. How, hmm. So we lost how much, 90? We lost, no, because only three of us bought in on that, so I think that's what. $50, yeah. What did we get back from all we spent? But here's the thing, you can't put that $10 in if other people will jump in next time.

So what I do, this may be a little, I'll break it down. So let's say us three buy in, me and you and lunchbox, that's $60. If one of those tickets hits, only one of us three wins. Now, we've had different people enter throughout this process. The ticket we have now that we won yesterday was one that was me, you, Amy, Lunchbox, and Kevin. This is all sounds like too much. I know.

So I reinvest that. I'm keeping track. I reinvested ticket wins, those people win. But whoever buys in... It sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen. No, it's not. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen. You can't let anybody in and it wasn't with you the last time.

No, it makes total sense. Trust me. And I track it and I send text messages. This is legit. Let me ask you a lot of attorney we have on the phone. Hey, how does this sound? Like bull crap. Okay, whatever.

Yeah. I mean, it seems weird. Yeah. Okay, well, anyway, nobody won. It's at $1.5 billion. We're going to win. And that will be on Saturday. And if you win after taxes, you take the lump sum, it's $745.9 million.

Ooh, baby. Good luck, everybody. By the way, it'd be awesome. One of our listeners won. Yes. It'd also be awesome. Let me. have a brief discussion with our really old listeners.

It could be near dying right now. Would you mind put me in your will? That'd be pretty cool. That'd be nice. It'd be a fun story if all of a sudden I get a call from somebody going, hey, Aunt Martha, she loved you. And she left you $10,000 in her will. Wow.

What a story that would be, because I doubt I would keep it. I'm not saying for sure I wouldn't. But I doubt I would keep it. And what a way. You know, I don't know. board today. Put me in your will. Why wouldn't you keep it? I'd give it away.

Oh, yeah, of course. Charity. Yeah, I'll take some. No, to like the shelter we work with. Right. Yeah, okay. Probably buy a pair shoes or something. Martha would want me to have something. Yeah, she wouldn't want me to go completely empty-handed. Come on. Vets are stressing the importance of putting down your phones and giving your dogs more attention. Animals can tell when you're not paying attention to them.

They're distracted by something. Experts say that a basic need of dogs is attention and they give you signs that we aren't them enough. Number one, chasing their tail. Number two, rolling around on the floor. Number three, barking. And number four, bad behaviors like chewing. That's supplies to children too. All those chasing their tail, chewing. That's from Reader's Digest. So Stanley, my bulldog, he had to have surgery, torn ACL. And so he hasn't been able to do much. But now he can get around a little bit, but he's so just restless and stir crazy. He's not allowed to run, although he does take off sometimes and we can't help it. But he's not allowed to go. We can't really walk him for another

a month or so, but he is like that he just will start chewing on stuff and he's not a chewer because he's like, guys, I have all this energy. And I understand I got a leg here, but I can't, what I'm supposed to do? So we're dealing with that right now with him. It's like, how do you play? So we, like we'll tug a little bit. But even then, it's, it's tough with him right now. Golden Retriever reunites with his owner after an Amazon Flex driver stole him. What? Oh, man. A woman was reunited with her golden retriever three weeks after an Amazon Flex driver. flex delivery driver took him from a yard.

What's flex? I don't know. I've never heard that. It's like flexible with the deliveries. Like they come in your house or your yard or whatever. Or they wear their own clothes and they drive their own car and they don't say Amazon. Or they act like they're your cousin. I don't know. It sounds like it just gets weirder and weirder. Finn, an 18-month-old golden retriever

was missing from their home. According to the San Diego County Sheriff's Department, his daughter told detective she thought he got lost when her daughter walked inside the home through the garage and left the garage open. Search the neighborhood. Contacted neighbors and animal shelters. posted, passed out flyers. Turns out he wasn't lost.

He was taken. One of the neighbors got the dog napping on surveillance footage. The video footage showed a delivery driver delivering packages, including their home, and then throwing the dog into a sedan and driving off. That's a dirty person who's going to steal

somebody's dog. And that's a golden retriever, an excellent loving dog, but it's also not a dog that goes for $20,000. Like if you get one of those flat nose dogs. Why are you still the golden retriever. Like don't sell anybody's dog because you're a bad person. But you're going to sell a dog too that you're not even get that much money for?

It doesn't even make sense. Amazon Flex, you use your own vehicle to deliver packages. That's it. Jeez. Airline chaos looms ahead of Thanksgiving is 10,000 United Airlines pilots vote to pick it after rejecting a new contract offering and a pay raise, they say is not enough. Anybody flying for Thanksgiving? Yeah, I have a flight on United.

I think this weekend. So what are the details? It says if you are flying from Nashville anywhere, just stay home. Wow, Amy, that's you. No, I can't. That's you specifically. Yeah. Anywhere, they say.

I made that part up. But United Airlines pilots on Tuesday voted to reject the new contract. Nearly 10,000 pilots will now begin picketing. They voted in favor of this. I don't know. CNBC has a story. I didn't say much else. Cool.

Check your little. local listings. Yeah. That's going to be tough traveling. I'm southwest to Texas for Thanksgiving, so that's okay. We're driving. It's a good thing about our route. We go Arkansas, Oklahoma, back to Tennessee.

And so it's just short enough to drive, although it is not short. It's nine hours back from Fort Gibson, Tulsa, Oklahoma to here. And that's a pretty brutal one. I hate driving. I hate a road trip. Hate a road trip. I cannot wait for those cars to drive themselves. That'd be nice.

Everybody's like, oh, this car's driving itself and it hit somebody. That's the risk I'm willing to take. Oh, it's tough. Quote. Oh, this is the story we talking about earlier where she was going to the doctor for appendicitis. And then she gave birth to a baby girl 15 minutes later. Yeah, I was the skinniest I'd ever been. She said, that's from the daily mail.

And it's called it what kind of pregnancy, Amy? Cryptic pregnancy. They thought it was appendicitis and it turned out to be a baby. A Steinway collector, which is a piano, one of those big old fancy piano. has a piano with teeth marks from Thomas Edison. What? Like he bit the piano? Like for sure.

There's got to be DNA on that. They got to go full Jurassic Park on that. Oh, yeah. They bring them back with a monocle and he's like, hello. America sure is weird these days. Robert Friedman buys and sells Steinway pianos and has a grand piano once owned by Thomas Edison that has some shallow indentions and the black lacquer above the keyboards that were made by Thomas Edison's teeth. He was hard to hearing, and he pressed his teeth into the wood of the pianos to fill the vibrations

in his skull. Wow. Which he called a hearing through my teeth. He bought the piano for $45,000 in January of 2021. That's so cool. That is crazy. Another delivery driver is accused of stealing crispy cream donuts and also the truck it was driving.

A truck driver was arrested after stealing a crispy cream truck filled with donuts. The South Abington Township Police Department, Pennsylvania, said it notified. It was notified that Krispy Cream truck was stolen around. around 9 a.m. I mean, you don't get very far with that, right? No. No. All right, there's a crispy cream truck stolen.

Oh, what's it look like? A crispy cream truck? Got a big donut. Oh, yeah, we got it right here. Yeah, no problem. All right. Finally, a rare world series no hitter for the Astros last night. So, Astros, Philly's, they go, let's see, who won the first game?

The Phillies? Philies won first. Then the Astros. Then the Phillies had all the home runs. Then the Astros. A little back and forth. And so they had a no hit. last night within four pitchers.

They're four. It's the first time it's happened since like 1956. Don Larson threw one way, way back in the day. I think Eddie's the only one remembers that. But was that a good night for you guys? I was not there. I went in live then. Oh, I thought you went to that game.

No. I was not. The ticket stub. You still talk about it like it was yesterday. No, I don't. How come that pitcher didn't stay in if they were doing a no hitter, like the Astros? Because it's the World Series. Okay, they don't want to risk it.

You don't push it. Okay. They got a good ball pin. Okay. Yeah. So four pitchers through the no hitter. It was a combined no hitter. First time since it's 1956.

Game 5s in Philadelphia again tonight. And the Phillies will probably win that one. I don't know, man. I keep waiting for the Astros. I'm rooting for the Phillies. Only because the Astros are way good. I still feel like they're cheaters, even though they're just good now. Yeah.

But Astros are just so good. All right, that's what's up. That's your news. Those were Bobby's Big. Stories. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University. an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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The best skincare is Farmhouse Fresh, and the award is you, your best you yet. Go to FarmhouseFreshskincare.com and wake up to glow that deserves a theme song. Okay, let's go to the drama, the hidden recording drama. So earlier in the show, we gave away the employee of the month. And it's always dramatic because everybody feels like they should win. And Abby was our winner, as voted by our panel, our secret panel of Scuba, Mike, and myself, secret.

So. Wait, why do you say secret when it's not a secret? He just said who it was. Okay, okay, okay. So Abby wins. And there was a lot of reasons why Abby won. Cool. And then after she wins, she gets the choice to spend the will for money or take one of the other options.

Well, she took the other option of blocking someone for three months. And because he continues to just go after her, she blocked Lunchbox. So Lunchbox cannot win employee the month until December, January, February. Okay. That's amazing. No, no, no. That's crazy. December, January, so you can be back in it in March.

No, no, November, December, January. Oh, no. Well, I guess, well, get this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's try to. Thank you. Okay. Trying to give me an extra month of suspension.

Sorry, sorry. So that would be giving me another extra month of slacking off, so that would have been good. But why were you going after her in the room over there? I didn't really go after her. Okay, we have a recording here. Someone recorded Lunchbox getting after Abby behind the scenes. Who? Don't worry about it.

Okay. It's a secret. Do we have the audio, Ray? Okay. Yep. I don't know, let's go to somebody to set it up. Eddie, how would you set this up? Well, I heard it, you know, from the other room, and I just heard yelling,

and I thought it was a joke or whatever, and then I realized it was serious. So then this is what you're going to hear. Somebody I know recorded it. Yeah, and somebody I know recorded it. Okay, here we go. Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh. something's happening here.

Screw you. Screw you. Abby, are you okay? Did you hear him? Yeah, I was scared. What was happening over here? He was yelling at me. He was yelling at me. Go ask him. But did you hear the first part?

Screw you? No, no, before that. No, I didn't hear anything. Play it again, Ray. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, something's happening here. Watch your back? Watch your back. Watch your back.

You're telling her, watch your back. You constantly harass her. I didn't harass her at all. No, you constantly do even on the air, and then you go off the air and go watch your back. Hey, that's a threat. Watch your back. Like, for what? I said wash your back.

No, you did not say wash your back. No, you didn't. Abby, do you feel threatened? Yeah, I kind of do. Like, I was a little shock because I thought he was kidding at first. But then he said, watch your back. Yeah. Screw you?

Yes. Who said screw you? Several times. That does not seem appropriate here. We have our attorney HR on the phone. Yeah. You're an idiot. I'm kind of nervous.

Like, I feel like I do have to like watch. my back. But he's saying you don't have to watch your back. He's actually encouraging you to wash your back. Right. Wash it. Now I'm nervous that lunchbox is going to slash her tires or something. Anything bad happens to Abby now?

It doesn't matter if you did it or not. We're going to think you did it. That's fine. Bring the proof. That is the proof. We just played it. No, it's not. That's just probable cause.

Yeah, but that works. Doesn't it? No, you had to be proven guilty. You can have probable cause. You can look into it. In the civil trial. Yeah, bring it. And there was more than that.

What was it? I mean, because it takes a while to get your phone and record. So scuba was there for the whole thing. I don't know if more stuff happened before then. Well, let's not do that, guys. Abby, congratulations. I hate that your shine. I know.

Is now being dusted. Seriously. You're the winner, okay? Thank you. And he can't win until February. Yeah. I mean, whatever. Don't let him blow your light out.

I had a caller, call in, by the way, and it was a mom. And she said her daughter, it kind of made her tear up because she was like, the good guys win in the end. You know, like the bullies don't. The good guys win. I was like, oh. Like, Abby, do you realize? Have you watched your back and screw you. Abby, do you realize once again you're only on air because of me?

Thanks. You're welcome. Because she harassed her. It's amazing how this works. She gets employee the month for me doing all the work. It's crazy. No, she got to employ the month because Eddie heard you harassing her off the air. Yeah. All right. That's not a rebuttal.

All right. Just saying. All right, guys. Family was staying. a zoo overnight. They were allowed to, and they get a call going, you have to leave the zoo now. You have to leave the zoo now. You have to leave. And so they had to leave. I'll tell you what happened to him. It's a crazy story. We'll do that and grab some calls. And then lunchbox has something he wants to say to. Okay. Not about that, but he wants to spill the tea now on somebody else. I'll just say it. It's Eddie.

What? Why? Why? What did I do? Well, it's what he knows about you that he wants to share now. Here we go. We'll get to that next. You're allowed to stay at this place. It's called the roaring snore. And it's a little place at the zoo, like a hotel room. And you stay there and it's cool because all the animals around you, but you don't really get to roam free and just go check out everything in the middle of the night. But it's there in the zoo. So they go and they're staying.

And they claim they were there for just a few minutes. And then all of a sudden, five lions escaped from their pin in the zoo. No. And they got a call going, guys, you have to leave. You have to leave immediately. They have to be full lockdown in the place. The lions are on the loose. What?

Well, it is called roar and snore. Yeah. Well, there's no snore. That's right. They're roaring. I'm out. I'm a Looney Tune feet, man. I'm out of there.

They said, hurry up. Do not grab your things. Code one. Get out of your tent. So it's like a little, it's like a camping-ish area with like a pavilion and stuff. My goodness. You have 30 seconds to get out, they said. What?

The keepers could be heard screaming. They're still out. They're still out. Oh my. That's some trauma there. Yeah. This is not good. A spokesperson for the zoo confirmed that no one was injured,

although an explanation for how the lions managed to get out has yet to be given. How about that? Get out, leave your stuff. I'll probably leave my stuff. Do they shut down, roar, and snore? That's the end of that. It depends how much money they make, honestly. That's not a close call.

That ain't what it is. Okay, well, in the last segment, Eddie had some behind-the-scenes audio of lunchbox going after Abby in between breaks going, screw you. Yeah, I didn't do anything. I just recorded the audio, I mean. Thank you. Well, no, Lunchbox has something he wants to say about you. Okay.

You want to hit Spill the Tea? Let's spill the tea. Well, apparently Eddie has been looking at some dirty, dirty videos on his computer that are taking up a lot of the bandwidth because I heard people in the back saying that we need to remove him from the internet. We are going to disconnect his computer from the internet. Everything he is watching is crippling the internet in this building. That doesn't mean it has to be. He's a video guy. I'm just telling you what they said.

You went through the dirty videos? They said whatever he is watching. Did they say anything about, because I'm betting you money, they didn't say anything about dirty videos. They said. They said. They said, they said whatever. He's watching. Okay, but you led with dirty videos.

That's not true. But whenever he, when they say watching and doing, they said we are going to rip his computer. They said, we need. He is uploading every single piece, every second from this show. They said, Eddie and his last name, where's his computer? Where's his computer? They were searching the building. Yeah, they know where to find me.

No, not these people. Eddie, do you want to say something about this? Yeah. Absolutely. They never said anything about me watching anything. They said my computer is using a lot of internet for the wireless of the whole building. And I'm like, guys, that's what I do. I upload videos all day.

And I'm working on an archive system to get all our videos uploaded to a cloud. That's what I've been doing. I don't watch dirty videos. They never once said the word. I bet you money they didn't say dirty. But he led with that. They didn't say dirty. And they never said watching.

Never said watching. Scoobie, you're executive producer. You're running this thing. What do you think of it? They never said watching or videos or dirty or anything. It was just that Eddie on his system is uploading a lot of stuff and using a lot of internet. It's affecting the rest of the building. So our solutions will have them hardwired in.

But he, like you said, the video guy uploading a lot of stuff at one time. So you made this up just to get back at him. They were so close. That's the coldest tea I've heard in my entire life. It's super cold tea. It's ice tea. It's ice tea. It's ice tea from the gas station, not even made it home of the bag.

They were so close. It's just ripping him off the internet. It's brisk, baby. I mean. Yeah, that's the weakest tea. Yeah. Won't, won't. So dumb.

That's so dumb. tried. He got you. Eddie won Lunchbox Zero today on the T-spelling. I mean, come on. Yeah. Let's go talk to Sarah, who's on the phone right now. Let's go over. Hi, Sarah. Good morning. Morning, studio. Morning. What's going on? I really love all you guys. I think your personalities matched together really well, and I think everyone's needed to make the show go right. That being said, I am so fuming, mad about what I just heard between Lunchbox and Abby. I don't think that's okay and I really think something should be done. I mean,

just like any other workplace, if you threaten somebody, I think there should be action taken. Lunchbox? Yeah, I agree with you. I know you're upset about the Employee of the Month vote also. Same with me. She's not upset about the employee the month vote. Oh, she's mad. She's mad. She's mad that Eddie recorded me. She's mad. That was a violation of me, secretly recording me. That's voyeurism. Boyerism.

First of all, voyeurism is on a crime. It's like a fetish. Second of all, he can record you in a, this is a public place. Oh, okay. Why did you just say voyeurism? I don't know. I think I read that news article somewhere. And voyeurism's looking.

Not recording? Not listening. Yeah, it's a different style. You know what I mean? Like people get in trouble for putting a hidden camera somewhere? Yeah, peeping Tom. That wasn't hidden camera. He's a peeping time.

And there are microphones on every. into this place, you know you can be recorded anytime. And you told Abby, watch your back. Wash. Oh. So is there, because Sarah, he says he didn't say watch your back. He says he said, wash your back. Yeah, we all know what he said.

I just think, I know that it's a radio show and I know that some things are done for fun. But, I mean, in the world that we live in, that can't go on a dress. That's really not okay. I agree. What would you like to be done to Lunchbox? I mean, I think like any other workplace, any place else that you work, you would be called into HR and it would at least, at least to be documented. Fired. I mean, it's documented.

We have it on air. Yeah, it's in the library Congress archives at this point. I agree. I agree. So let me have a conversation. Scoobis, Steve. Yeah. You also serve as our HR.

What should happen here? I actually do have a meeting today at around 11 o'clock with some people. And that will be addressed in that meeting. Well, here's the problem. He will claim forever. He said, washer. back and we can't prove you didn't. Well, I mean, we have the audio right here.

He definitely said, watch, but I have an accent. But let me hear, let me hear. Watch. Because he will swear he said wash and there's no threat with wash. I know how this is going to shake out. Will you play it again, Ray? Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Something's happening here. We can't. What are you saying? Wash your back. Okay. You weren't saying wash your back. No, she had like sand. I mean, she has like some dirt up there.

Play it again, Ray? Oh my gosh. Something's happening here. I don't know that he didn't say wash. I'll be honest with you. You can't tell for sure. I can't tell. We'd have to bring in a sound expert.

I know. I know. Like a speech. I am a sound expert. One more time. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I can't tell.

It's watch. I hear watch. I know what he's saying watch. But then what does he say after that I forget? He said, I'm coming for you. Screw you. Oh, whoa, whoa. Oh, my gosh.

Something's happening here. Screw you. Wow. Screw you. Okay. Because that is very clear and that's also offensive. Watch your back. It has that roll.

Does that go together? Wash your back. Screw you? you. Yes. Yeah. Why can't and I go together? I mean, sentences never go together.

I mean, that's what, it's called creative writing. When you write things. Boyerism. When you write a book, you're like, man, I would have never thought to put that together. Or when you go to a restaurant and they have these crazy. What are you talking about? It's art. When you go to a restaurant, they're like, oh, would you like egg on your pizza?

I would never think that goes together. And then you do it. And you're like, wow, that's pretty good. Steak and eggs. So you're comparing that to wash your back. Screw you? Creative. Why were you saying screw you?

I was just rude. You were just rude. You were just rude. I like that. You can't say that to someone. Yeah, I can. No, you can't. What's this?

Amy, screw you. Oh, okay. No. Stop, stop, stop. Stop. Too far. What do you mean? You can't.

And I can't have other people listening to our show thinking that they can show up at their workplace and be like, screw you. You shouldn't say that. No, guys, stop. You can say that. It's taking a screwdriver. It's creative writing It's voyeurism

I could see Listen I have a 12 year old son And I could see him listening to show It's late in the show It's like in the show I know it We would never say this In the school hours

I get it But I'm just picturing him Showing up at school And his teacher tells him to do something And he's like screw you We shouldn't be listening This is a dirty hour Well adults are listening

It's not a good idea to go to work And call other co-workers No not at all But you can go to work And tell your coworkers To wash their back Can you though? No chance

What if we just go to HR and say lunchbox was telling Abby to wash ourselves. Yes. And is that allowed. I didn't say self, said back. Yeah, but that's just... The back's not that, I mean, it's kind of... What?

Like, you were trying to make it all dirty. It's just the back. Backs aren't like, you know. The baby got back. That's the bottom. Could be dirty. That's the bottom. Okay, well, Sarah, I appreciate the call

because we're definitely going to get into this later today. Okay? Awesome. Thanks guys. Bye, bye, bye. Lunchbox, anything you want to say to her? Oh, no. Have a great day. Or screw you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. Stop. Either one, she gets a pick. Yeah, it's too far. Multiple choice. She gets a pick. I hope she picks have a great day.

It's too far. You can't say it to our callers now. Now I can tell everyone. Him? Yes. He gave her multiple choice. He's creative. Lobby Bone Show.

Don't head. This story comes to us from Jersey City, New Jersey. A man was at an ATM withdrawing $800 when a man walked them said, give me the money. And grab the $800 and ran off. And as he's running off, he accidentally dropped his bag. Inside his bag, jail release papers. Oh.

Dang. If you keep those on, you like an ID. Yeah. Like, why would you... Unless he just got released. The other part of the story is, is what ATM gives out $800 at once. That's crazy. I never heard of such thing.

Vegas, probably. Not me. Not you. You have a limit in Vegas. They're like, beep, sorry, sir. We've been told you cannot have any more. All right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox.

That's your bonehead story of the day. Time for Throwback Thursday. Bobby Bones Show. Throwback Thursday. Today in 1961, Jimmy Rogers and Hank Williams, Sr. became the first artists to be inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame. That year's other inductee is music publisher Fred Rose. Today, in 1970, Loretta Lynn's signature song, Cole Miner's daughter, first hit the charts. In 1973, on this day, Dolly Partie.

and landed her second number one song with Jolene. Today in 1982, Alabama made their first appearance on the Grand Ole Opry. And today in 1995, George Strait hit number one with Check Yes or No. Check Yes or No. And today in 2016, Garth Brooks won Entertainer of the Year during the 50th annual CMAs. It was his fifth time to take home the trophy in the first time in 18 years. Think about that. He won an 18 years difference.

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